Latest / Wildcards Radio / Wildcards Radio: Arguments, Side Quests & Bad Decisions

Transcript

Wildcards Radio: Arguments, Side Quests & Bad Decisions · Wildcards Radio

2:30
Babies. Stevie wraps it hard.
2:42
Penises are not. For looking at, they're for use.
2:45
They're like plungers. That's right, it's happening
4:45
with Wow. In.
4:50
Boston, thank you. We're going to start shit off.
4:55
I got like almost 10 minutes. That's 10 minutes is stupid
4:59
before the party really starts. So, you know, it's pop cards.
5:03
The show about nothing. I'll let your boy.
5:05
We'll see you soon. Pom pom pom.
5:54
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Pom pom pom
6:16
pom but, but, but but but but different.
6:31
Big big big big big shout out. A big shout out to my mother.
6:39
Speak, speak, speak, speak, shout out.
6:42
You listening to the pre? Wild cards, wild cards.
6:46
Hopefully Hemi doesn't require the waiters tonight.
6:52
That's right, you listening to wild cards.
6:55
Hemi is going to be here. He's going to be on time.
6:58
We're going to do a roll call. We're going to do lots of fun
7:01
stupid shit and wild cards. Run it back, run it back, run it
7:16
back in the room. Make space for host chaos.
7:19
Hard to replace Mr. Stevie on the board.
7:22
Click clap. Smile too mean with a joke too
7:24
fast. Cloudy laugh with a backyard
7:27
grin. Clean design stocks on the
7:33
screen in the crypto com you can belong to wind break your plan,
7:37
read your homework and win one quick game.
7:40
Game travel stamps suitcase full of stories in the cold big
7:43
stands wet suit shine in the barefoot glide.
7:46
One wrong glance and he moved. I said hammy that's right that's
7:50
right. I said hammy.
7:52
That's right. I said Hammy,
8:46
Yeah, yeah, the potato. Yeah, the potatoes in the big
8:49
brain ballroom. Hustle with a comic.
8:51
Do travel miles in a slick surprise.
8:54
I'm gonna get you up in one second.
8:58
I don't know how it sounded. It's never sounded the way I
9:01
want it to sound. But but, Hemi, I got to let you
9:04
know something right now. I got a hold of your boy Ed
9:08
Sheeran, and he hooked it up. So without further adudes, shout
9:15
out to Hemi's boy Ed Sheeran. He's going to go through the
9:19
rules. And because it's recording, here
9:22
we go. We Live studio
9:51
See whatever. That's right, you heard Ed
10:00
Sheeran himself say we're not responsible for the stupid shit
10:05
that happens on wildcards. So kids, don't throw your phones
10:09
into rivers, don't jump off a weed ship, don't eat or drink
10:14
the various substances, and if you do, it's not our fault.
10:21
Monday morning I was bored. Took a left when they say it.
10:27
Right now I'm running through the doors with my.
10:32
Friends at midnight now in again.
10:50
Turn the light out of the Dick. Here we go.
10:59
The Fort. The Fort.
11:02
The Fort. The Fort.
11:03
The Fort, The Fort, the Fort. Mr. Sharon.
11:17
So it's it's almost. 9:00 Boston Standard Time.
11:21
That means we got to do a little bit of this and we begin the
11:26
program in moments. You listen to Wildcats.
11:30
It's Thursday motherfuking night.
11:33
Some would call it Thirsty Thursday.
11:35
If it's in the summertime or you in Vegas, it's always thirsty
11:39
time. And yes, if you're not just me,
11:43
the faults, my mom and Hemi, how you doing?
11:47
You can like and repost the room too, Wildcats.
12:20
None. Like and retweet.
13:15
So. That's right, I said Hamney.
13:22
That's right. That's right.
13:23
That's right, That's right, that's right.
13:28
I said Ham. Check, check, check, check.
13:33
Swipe, swipe. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice,
13:35
nice, nice. Like, like, like repost, repost.
13:40
Dipping it in. And pulling it out, dipping it
13:43
in and dip it in and pull it out.
13:46
Hey, I got, I got a little bone a pig with Mr. Gully.
13:50
You don't like to give no reach around, but he sure likes to do
13:53
some tagging, you know what I mean?
13:55
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoopsie, Daisy.
14:00
Whoopsie, Daisy. Whoopsie, whoopsie, Daisy.
14:03
You listen to Wildcards. I know Gully's going to be here
14:06
wicked soon to defend whatever he's got to defend.
14:11
Again, if you're here, you listen to Wildcards.
14:13
It's Thursday night. It's Thirsty Thursday, and I was
14:15
told I'm supposed to read this prior to the beginning, so here
14:18
we go. Welcome to Wildcards, the show.
14:20
We talk about pretty much everything and somehow making
14:23
none of it makes sense. Motherfuckers.
14:25
That's right. We try to be comedic.
14:27
We ain't funny. We used to have music too
14:30
problem, too problematic with the licensing.
14:33
We talk about maybe news, crypto stocks, ridiculous stories,
14:37
games, the interviews, whatever else happens to come flying out
14:40
of my ass or or somebody else mouths.
14:44
That's right. We got Hemi Gully.
14:47
We got the wet guy. I'm Mr. Stevie.
14:50
Are we 4 completely different idiots?
14:53
Most of the time they would get smart.
14:55
I'm the idiot. And we have no adult
14:58
supervisions. There's no scripts.
15:01
There's no safe topic. I started a whole talk about
15:05
boobies in another space the other day and it was
15:09
fantastical. It lasted forever.
15:12
Unlike me. I last two minutes.
15:14
I'm Mr. Stevie, So. Oh, OK, let me, let me turn this
15:17
down for a second. Oh man, man.
15:21
Is there a safe word for this episode, Mr. Stevie?
15:24
Hi me. First of all, hi, hi me.
15:27
Hello, Mr. Stevie. Never safe words.
15:30
Nothing is ever safe, OK? I mean, seriously.
15:34
Except when Esco shows up and starts asking about your
15:37
business. And that's when I'm like, no,
15:40
cut it out, dog you. Dip it in, pull, pull that.
15:43
Shit out. Take it easy, Take it easy.
15:47
Come on, man. So wildcards.
15:51
I like it reposted and all that shit.
15:54
It's 9:00 in the United States of motherfucking Boston, the
15:57
best country in this country. I would be remiss if I didn't
16:02
give a very special, very special shout out to a very
16:07
special baby. If you're just tapping it to
16:10
wildcards and you don't know what the shit's going on, you're
16:13
welcome. Neither do we.
16:16
My penis on the blockchain with chamui and tahini.
16:22
And yes, I painted my house that way to show off my chamui and
16:27
tahini love. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:31
I know, I know. But wet baby, I love you wet
16:34
baby. I live my life for you wet baby.
16:38
OK, fucking amazing bro. It is fucking amazing bro.
16:41
Because wet baby, bro, bro, I was talking wet baby.
16:48
Can I talk to wet baby for a second?
16:50
Let me talk to you. Whoa, wet baby's got AI got to
16:55
hear a wet baby. Hemi, Hemi, I got to tell you
16:58
something. I I was I was in a spot the
17:00
other day and I forget what happened, but I brought up yet
17:05
again. Yet again I bring up the
17:10
delicious lactation of wet girls breast assist.
17:16
OK, I talked about her boobies. I mean, I wasn't necessarily
17:20
talking about the boobies. I was talking about what the
17:23
boobies provide for wet baby. It was taken a little bit out of
17:28
context. I did not mean what some people
17:31
might have thought I meant, but shout out to the Wet girls
17:36
Bountiful breast assist and like seriously, you know, wet girls
17:42
titty milk. That's what that's what this
17:44
week of Wildcats is is brought to you by again, as usual.
17:49
So shout out to you boobs and the titty milk which you have
17:55
provided the wet baby and the shelves.
18:01
That's right, the shelves. So peace and love to wet baby.
18:06
Wet girl. We love you.
18:09
Thank you for believing in me, Phoebe.
18:11
Ah. Set up for that girl.
18:13
Oh. Oh my God, Oh my God, I oh.
18:18
That's a white girl real time, I think.
18:19
Oh. Shit, that everybody that really
18:27
just happened. No cap.
18:29
No cap. No cap.
18:31
Seriously. OK, like dead ass, dead ass.
18:34
That just happened. So you listen to Wildcats, a
18:36
show about nothing, but apparently people love that
18:39
shit. I mean, for crying out loud,
18:41
that show Seinfeld was on for like a decade.
18:44
And I mean, I wake up in the morning, I piss excellent.
18:47
Ah, yes, we we piss excellent here.
18:49
And and and Seinfeld was a show about nothing.
18:52
So you're welcome. We're bringing you something
18:55
better than that Torquier and shout out the Torquier.
18:58
By the way, I believe the President of America, he was in
19:04
the Torquier. I think it's.
19:06
Torquier. Thank you.
19:09
Just outside of Boston. It's on the other side of
19:12
Boston, kid Torquier, and it's called Torquier.
19:16
So yeah, the the president was there and that's all I really
19:20
know. I just thought it was cool that
19:21
he was there. Oh my God, there's so much to
19:24
talk about, so much to do. Oh my goodness.
19:28
Tap, tap, tap. And swipe, swipe, swipe and
19:33
Hemi, I looked down not at my panas, but at the room.
19:37
I I noticed that somebody was here Hemi, Hemi, you know that
19:42
that wildcards is also you also brought to you by attention
19:45
deficit and weed, right? So I look in the room and I see
19:50
somebody who looks very similar to Hey.
19:57
Yo. That's right.
20:00
This, this was unearthed. Prince, the actual artist
20:04
formerly known as this, this, this was found.
20:12
And yes, Demosa's daddy. So shout out to Demosa's daddy
20:18
Prince. Oh, wait, wait.
20:22
Oh yeah. So shout out to the Mallards.
20:25
And shout out to demos. Shout out to Demos the Mallard
20:31
order. Demosthenes.
20:32
Demosthenes and to the artist formerly known as Prince.
20:38
He he he predicted it. This song is from 1989.
20:49
Oh God damn, I'm good at them prompt.
20:50
This is crazy. Are you still prompting with all
20:53
the buttons smashing and the tabbing and the?
20:57
I wish I clicked. I had three hands.
20:59
Prom prompt. Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe prom.
21:03
Prom, prom Swipe swipe swipe, yes, yes, yes and a a.
21:07
A yo-yo wait A oh man. See, I didn't look at my phone.
21:13
My pipes are clean. Don't worry, still looking down.
21:19
Oh, there is a Mr. Gulley, the man we cannot tag.
21:23
Wait, Gulley. Mr. No reach around.
21:27
Wow, we really want to get to the bottom of this.
21:30
OK? But listen, hold on, Riley.
21:33
I see. I hear your voice.
21:34
I don't see your PFP. You don't see my PFP.
21:38
I'm the I'm the zoomer. I'm the little.
21:39
Kitty. Well, you have a different name.
21:41
Today. I'm all confused.
21:43
Account. No cap, I'm just going to be
21:46
that kind of party. I'm going to stick my Dick in
21:48
the yes and the mashed potatoes are always made fresh.
21:55
Wait, wait, what happens to the potatoes after the show?
21:58
We're going to. I'll tell you what, I'm going.
22:01
To touch myself. That's right with OK.
22:07
Oh my God, I God damn this. You know, I have my, my, my
22:12
bliss keeps on going out because I'm so sidetracked because the
22:18
room just got a lot leggier. So without further adudes, I'm
22:22
going to tell you I was I'm like getting ready to go out tonight
22:28
for dinner with the lady in the family.
22:30
And I usually play some tracks to get me pumped up.
22:33
I played this track when I was getting ready.
22:35
So it's still the summertime. You're welcome.
22:39
Enjoy it. I got to light this up.
22:40
Give me about 30 seconds. Hey, the pools ain't closed yet.
22:44
Bring out your stems. Yeah, but but if you play this
22:48
for your girl, she's just going to be wanting to go for Gully.
22:51
Bro you got to be careful with this.
22:52
Song. He does go international, I'm
22:55
just saying Boston is not out of the radius from where STEMI can
23:00
get to. I was just listening to this
23:03
song like yesterday and I was like, I just noticed that
23:08
there's a lyric in there that says.
23:09
Passport. Big butt.
23:11
I was like, wait, what the fuck is that saying?
23:15
You've got a big button. You got a passport?
23:17
Dang go, you working on glutes too?
23:20
Oh. Shit.
23:27
All stems go all the way up bro I'm.
23:29
Just saying, you're listening to wild cards, right?
23:32
And you're like, what the shit's going on?
23:34
It's like stupid. Not inside jokes.
23:36
They're non non sequita humor, you know what I mean?
23:40
So if you don't get it, neither do I.
23:41
But my mother's wicked proud of us.
23:43
So shout out to us for doing what we do.
23:47
And shout out to my man from the gas station.
23:50
I think his name's Rob. It might not be, but he's got a
23:53
mustache and he's a legend. And I swear to God that that
23:57
dude is one of the biggest or will be one of the biggest
24:00
supporters of wildcards. He was telling you that he was
24:04
about to go in and rob the gas station.
24:06
Oh, no, dude. I'll tell you something.
24:09
I am born and bred in the United States of Boston.
24:13
But these days, I live north of the border where everybody has a
24:17
firearm on the outside of their gob of their outfits.
24:22
Yes, you know, what goes with what, what, what firearm goes
24:26
with this outfit? Like grandmothers are saying
24:28
that when they're walking down the street, so.
24:31
Match it your, your side piece with your with your threads or
24:35
what. Are you kidding me?
24:37
I'm old. Most of my shit I try to model
24:40
after shit like Murtagh. Would you?
24:44
It's true. Oh goodness gracious.
24:47
Yeah, like 3 of my firearms are just what Murtagh used in Lethal
24:52
Weapon. And that's not the Australian
24:55
dude, it's the guy who says he's too old for this shit.
24:59
Shout out Murtagh. He should have retired.
25:02
He was just about to retire. Yo, Stevie, Stevie, it it don't
25:07
matter though, if if you don't have if you don't have at least
25:13
three plates of AR500 steel on each side of your panic room.
25:19
On each. Side of your panic room?
25:21
Then you aren't really prepared. OK, listen, Riley, how many
25:27
thumbs do you think you have today?
25:30
2 Riley 222 today 2:00 today. OK, one heavily scarred thumb.
25:36
Wicked scarred thumb one. One is wicked scarred for sure.
25:39
It's it's quite mangled. Yeah, I I still got the feeling
25:43
though. I the feeling came back though.
25:45
It came yo if you wanted to go away, you can do what we call
25:49
the stranger and that's when you sit on your hand for
25:52
approximately 15 minutes till you.
25:55
Lose. I do.
25:56
I do. I do that on a regular basis.
25:58
I know. I know all the tricks.
25:59
Stevie, there you. Go.
26:00
Then you flip it backwards just in case.
26:03
Of course, of course. Right.
26:04
So, so, so I'm, I'm, I'm all about the the switcheroo.
26:07
You ever heard of the switcheroo, Stevie?
26:09
The reverse grip I'd. Like to no, no, no, it's not
26:12
even, it's not even a reverse grip.
26:13
It's, it's, it's more like, it's more like you, you sit, you sit
26:16
on, you sit on both hands for 15 minutes.
26:19
You sit and you wait, you sit and you wait.
26:21
And then, and then you grab, you grab one and you say, all right,
26:23
this, this one's for 15 minutes. And then and you start switch,
26:25
ruin, you switch, you switch back.
26:28
You know, every every every 15 minutes you change hands and and
26:31
every 15 minutes, you know the other one, the other one's numb.
26:34
The other one's numb. They numb, bro.
26:36
Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
26:38
It depends on how long you last. If you're only, if you're only
26:41
last in less than 15 minutes, it don't matter.
26:43
Everybody you listening to Wildcats?
26:45
That's right. And today we learned from Riley
26:48
how to give yourself a personal gang bang.
26:51
That's right. If you're bored at home and
26:54
you're sick of the old blase blah, That's right, gang bang
26:58
yourself. And if you're really into it,
27:00
you can give yourself the Bukakis shout.
27:04
Out to is is Riley giving tutorials on this?
27:10
You didn't have me. No, I mean there's must be like
27:14
a guy. No, no no.
27:16
If you'd like If you'd like a more detailed explanation, reach
27:19
out to my partner Demos. Subscribe.
27:27
Pom pom pom pom pom. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
27:31
Pom pom pom pom. Pom, say it again.
27:35
Go ahead, I dare you. Getting off track, Stevie.
27:39
We got a list here. Come on.
27:46
So you listened to wildcards. You know if this is the first.
27:50
Time Is this another card partnership plug?
27:55
No plugs today my friend. But Speaking of that real quick.
28:00
Only outlets. Only outlets.
28:02
No, no, no, no fans, no plugs. On the outlet from the mute
28:06
button. My friends, I want to.
28:08
OK, listen real quick. We gotta reset the place.
28:11
Riley, I gotta tell you. Autism is flaring up these days
28:15
today, so he's you're going to have to hit the mute button at
28:18
some point, I promise you. What's flaring?
28:20
Tell me, what's flaring? His autism being divergent and
28:30
neuropsychically appreciate you. And Speaking of appreciation, I
28:35
got to say shout out to Hemi. Hemi, I told him, I'm like,
28:39
people are taking this shit for truth.
28:41
They're making investments. They're making life choices
28:44
based on what they hear on Wildcats.
28:46
So Hemi did the right thing. He called one of his best
28:50
friends Ed Sheeran and said Ed Sheeran, could you please tell
28:55
the people this is for entertainment purposes only and
28:59
not to live your life by. So without further adudes, again
29:04
Hemi hemi, wait. Wait, we do We have to clarify.
29:07
We couldn't get the negatives, but we at least got this.
29:09
We at least got this and slide into Hemi's DMS for the Panas
29:14
pictures. Listen to our guys.
29:17
Yo-yo goalie. Check your DMS though, we live.
29:22
Studio Audience Wild Card is meant for entertainment purpose
29:28
only. Wild Cards is not responsible
29:35
for any incredibly stupid things that I
29:50
Up. Be sacred, not be safe.
29:57
Step right into our list while I stay down while I join the
30:07
crowd. OK, so again you listen to walk
30:12
ads. Shout out to Ed Sheeran for that
30:14
track. Yes, entertainment purpose only.
30:18
We are not responsible for weird shit that you.
30:21
Must sign the waiver. Come on, boy.
30:25
This is this is the metaphorical waiver.
30:28
By listening to that song, you're like waiver signed.
30:33
All of these guys are not responsible.
30:35
Dead ass, dead ass, dead ass, dead ass, dead ass, dead ass.
30:39
Seriously, A a, a, a, a a with a pom pom pom.
30:44
That's right. You listen to what's the matter
30:50
with us? Thursday night is the time where
30:53
I I, I let my hair down, you know.
30:56
Yo, are you in China? Shout out to China.
30:59
Are you an old Chinese? Nuts too, by the way.
31:02
And wait, was that Esco? Was that the real one, or was
31:05
that the board? Riley The.
31:06
Real 1 was that you he was in the.
31:11
I don't think China ain't got no.
31:13
You know I'm always real, Stevie.
31:16
Hump my penis. On the blockchain with DES.
31:23
Moines, OH. My I am.
31:26
I am currently pumping my penis in the toilet because I am
31:29
peeing. No, no, that's going.
31:31
That's going up here. Stevie's got like the the master
31:34
of the fucking little little button.
31:36
He's always making it seem like I'm up here.
31:40
S goes up here. S goes.
31:41
Not here. I'm not here.
31:43
T pad. I'm here.
31:45
This is actually No, no, you're not.
31:47
No, you're not. No, you're not.
31:48
See, this is this is all just sound, sound buttons.
31:52
I'm not here. You're not here.
31:55
I just. I just, you know, that's you.
31:58
Hey. Hey.
32:04
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
32:12
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Mamacita misses Stevie.
32:19
See, Mom, I told you. Mr. Esco.
32:28
You can you guys imagine Esco teaching a Spanish class 'cause
32:31
I can, Mr. Esco? Mr. Esco.
32:36
Does he do something? Wild cards in the espanols.
32:45
If you don't know, shut up. Yeah, I just got this shit to
32:50
click. This is wild card.
32:54
Oh my God, they said it's AI. Hold on, hold on.
33:00
The other one was not Maluca. What was it?
33:02
What was it? Was it Malukas?
33:04
Is Malukas crazy? Yo, I didn't even put two and
33:08
two together. I thought this was like, I'm,
33:09
I'm, I'm waiting. I'm waiting for like, you know,
33:13
Oscar de Leon or something to pull up in there.
33:16
But no, now I get. Listen, with all due respect to
33:21
Syria Cruz, I got in trouble again.
33:29
OK, Listen, Esco, if you don't know.
33:32
And yes, I love you. I love the brown people.
33:35
I think we posted about that this week.
33:38
Shout out to the brown people. You know that it's in my blood.
33:42
Maybe directly thanks to my mother's love for the brown
33:45
people. She loves Latinos.
33:47
Shout out to my mother, by the way.
33:49
And yeah dawg, I got. Shout out to big routine man.
33:52
Little Ruthie loves loves Latinos.
33:55
Obviously she loves Wildcats. And did she fall in love with
33:59
any Scots while they were in town?
34:06
Come on dude. Actually, you need your wild
34:11
bitches. Maybe that's.
34:12
What I'm? Saying yeah, a potato is just a
34:14
fucking gay boiled egg. Shout out to potatoes and gay
34:18
boiled eggs, whether they're gay or not delicious.
34:23
You did sign the waiver, so. It's the auditory waiver,
34:27
friend. OK.
34:30
Oh my God. Oh, Jesus.
34:31
Wicked smart. Thank you.
34:34
Wait, we got it. Well, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, I
34:36
asked you a proper question. Though you see what happens I.
34:38
Asked you a proper question, Stevie.
34:40
There's no you never answered. Me.
34:42
You never answered me. What?
34:44
Is the proper question. What is the proper question I
34:47
asked you? Are you in China?
34:49
Are you in China? You're not in China.
34:51
The fuck are you talking about? Should be in China.
34:55
Man, you see what I'm saying? They ain't.
34:58
His name is actually. Wallace I I know, I know Esco's
35:01
lied to you guys. Beautiful.
35:02
Esco's been like, did women just don't?
35:04
Esco's been like my name, My name is Joseph and, and
35:07
everybody, everybody's docs me as Joseph and that's my name.
35:11
No, his name is actually Wallace Dachshund here now.
35:16
Marcellus Wallace, you know your shout out to pulp pulp, Pulp
35:22
Fiction? I don't give a fuck.
35:25
Whatever you say, let. Me tell you Stevie, Stevie, I've
35:28
gotta I'm. Listening to you my proper.
35:29
Question my proper question is I'm I'm asking y'all was like
35:33
yo-yo Steve, are you in China because you post it, you post it
35:38
11 hours ago readings to all of my Chinese Chinese grows.
35:43
You. Know that's that's chime
35:44
Negroes, chime Negroes, chime Negroes.
35:47
Familiar. From all colors.
35:50
That's what I'm saying. So are you there like I just, I
35:54
want you to go to China and bring me some text you.
35:56
Got to let me cook. Let him cook What you say.
35:58
Let him cook now. Thank you.
36:00
Let him cook what? What did you say?
36:13
OK. Trying to make it.
36:18
To the tat. Oh my goodness.
36:21
Shout out to Gully, by the way. Sounds like.
36:23
Some. Questionable.
36:24
Decision. To Stevie, so Esco, shout out to
36:28
you for paying attention to my timeline.
36:31
Apparently, no offense if anybody has a pussy out there,
36:35
but I think a lot of pussies going downhill these days.
36:37
I don't feel like it's what it used to be.
36:38
So that's why I'm going into. I agree.
36:40
OK, I'm hopping on the plane like a young gully, a young less
36:46
than tripod gully and we going into Nacional.
36:50
So NI hao ma motherfuckers, yes. OK.
36:56
Papatos locos forever. You still didn't answer my
36:59
question. Are you in China?
37:00
I. Wish I.
37:02
Was you guys just hear that meow, that was the.
37:04
You see how pussy you see? That was the cleanest pussy
37:07
you've heard in the past century, OK.
37:09
OK, Mukesh mocks tricky story time bitches and skips out
37:15
skanks and scatter wags hoes heathers and hee haws and hula
37:20
hoop. I'm Speaking of the hoes
37:22
heathers and hee haws and hula hoes.
37:25
The. Holy hoops, I have the biggest.
37:27
It's the biggest. Take a look at this.
37:30
So I'm not in China. That actually is me one day.
37:35
You know, I I don't, I'm cyberstalk people.
37:39
I'm too old for that. I do it in the real world.
37:42
So one day I heard there was a man.
37:44
I heard that man had a name of Demosthenes, Right?
37:51
Whoa. OK.
37:52
We're in the steam room where everybody got naked.
37:55
It was crazy. But before that happens, I was
37:58
on the rooftops of of the Brooklyn's somewhere, and I was
38:05
looking for a man. And who was I looking for?
38:08
Whoa. Wait, did that man touch me?
38:13
OK, man looker. Man Searcher.
38:16
America Conquester. I went to go see the legitimate
38:23
sons of Prince. You ain't lying.
38:28
Friend, Friend, friend, friend, friends.
38:30
The truth. So, yeah, I was in Brooklyn for
38:32
that picture, but I was celebrating, you know, you know
38:45
what? I was listening to a space the
38:48
other day and this guy named Esco, he was saying something.
38:52
He was saying OK. Cool, all I asked for was OK,
38:56
you're trying to suck on some titty dude.
38:58
And and then he's like, oh, no, trolling.
39:01
He's like I just. Got to troll.
39:04
And you know what I do? I.
39:06
Too. This is dangerous.
39:07
I too troll and I troll a man named Demosthenes.
39:11
OK so when I'm bored, yes I do weird shit regarding
39:16
Demosthenes. I make Flappy Demosthenes
39:19
instead of Flappy Birds, you know, Or I.
39:23
So would you say you have a collage of Demosthenes?
39:28
A collage. I have a cornucopia of
39:32
Demosthenes. I have a smorgasbord of demos.
39:39
Someone say cornucopia always. Love did somebody say Infinity X
39:44
next 70th fucking sale of some sort of.
39:48
Infinity Rising is is. I don't know where I came up
39:52
with that name. That name just like popped into
39:54
my head. I have never met a company ever,
39:58
let alone one that has done at least 70 sales of some sort.
40:04
Tell me more, are you talking about?
40:06
The you know what TV, I'll I'll tell you, I'll tell you more.
40:09
I got a I got a air filter. I got an air filter recently and
40:13
it's super nice because my air is filtered and I got an air
40:16
quality monitor and that thing it says my air is good.
40:20
So now I know my air is good. I like that.
40:22
I like that about. You that provides me more value.
40:25
That provides me more value than any MFTI ever bought provided
40:28
me. One last thing, and one last.
40:30
Thing that is something I like about you.
40:32
I'm like, that's a man right there who really is considerate
40:37
of the air quality. As I light up a gorilla finger.
40:40
Shout out to gorilla fingers. Where baby already has one of
40:43
these and she's only three months old.
40:46
Well, bro, I mean, when you got the gorilla fringas, you know,
40:49
lit up and you're smoking the gorilla fingers, the fringa or
40:53
even fringas doesn't matter. Even if you're just smoking a
40:57
dab cart. You got one of these air filters
40:59
in here and you got one of these these air quality monitors.
41:02
All of a sudden you're smoking a dab cart and the air quality
41:05
monitor, Actually, I can. I can fucking show you guys
41:08
right now. OK, well so this shit hold one
41:10
second. They've been to.
41:11
It all the. Time and it says negative.
41:13
You're going to get a shot. Or the scad, maybe the finger.
41:16
The wine doodles and the horn swagglers and snazzwangers and
41:20
rotten the mishus canips. Snoz Wankers.
41:25
Excellent. Quite actually Canips.
41:28
Shout out to them nips and to them nips.
41:31
Speaking of nips. You hear that beep, beep, You
41:33
hear that beep, beep. That was my air.
41:35
That was my air monitor. It just went off because I
41:37
breathed my smoke into that. Shit, Oh how?
41:42
Do I know? You're not.
41:43
Oh, you. See that like video after?
41:46
YouTube playing that he he was casting shade at Esco yesterday
41:50
being like escort US. Because you got a daughter, you
41:52
got a daughter. You can't be smoking inside.
41:56
I have a shout out to my daughter.
41:57
Hey, wet baby, can I get a thumbs up?
41:59
If you're sucking on the titty milk right now, let me wait.
42:04
Yep, that's confirmed. All right, Well, never mind.
42:07
That's all. You heard it here first,
42:09
friends. The wet guy just reminded us.
42:12
This is the Wildcats brought to you by Wet Girls Titty Milk.
42:16
Thank you, wet baby for aspiring selectations.
42:18
Get up, sweet thing. Cool and creamy pride.
42:46
I wish I could go on live right now to show the wet baby
42:50
actually in live action. Listening to the song Getting
42:55
the Wet Girls titty milk right now.
42:57
Oh my God, I feel like the sexy song should be on right.
43:03
Now wait, wait, wait, wait. Girl.
43:05
What? It's come full circle.
43:07
Hey, well, we're coming in full. Circle talking about coming in
43:10
full circles. You listen.
43:12
It's a lot. OK, this is what you see.
43:15
Shake it up. Sweet things.
43:21
Yep, those. Circles are going to be very
43:23
full. I also love wild cards, Stevie.
43:33
yo-yo, you know what Stevie? I got to ask.
43:37
You, no offense, but you could not, can't do that.
43:42
You know why? It's the best in a very specific
43:49
place. Best on the show.
43:55
It's the best on the show. OK, you listen to Wildcats.
44:00
Yes, it's a it's a fun place. I have AI have a notebook with a
44:04
bunch of things where it's like hey I can read into these things
44:07
or suddenly shit gets out of control and we talk about lots
44:12
of weird shit that sent it. To yeah, like religion.
44:15
Sweet like religion, Yeah. As goes gay S go, it's.
44:21
A S go. It's a let's go, Yeah.
44:24
OK. What's happening?
44:25
Yeah. Wait, wait, guys, DV, you got
44:29
that? I did.
44:29
I got that dog. DV you got that?
44:31
I totally did. DV you got that.
44:33
Did you did you get did you get my girl?
44:35
My daughter was like wild card. So I was like trying to
44:39
hopefully you got. That no for real, like I I
44:41
honestly, I was yelling at at you Stevie in esco space about
44:45
this shit. You better have gotten that
44:48
clip, otherwise wow. Cars.
44:51
It was it was the best clip for you to have gotten in all of
44:55
history. And if you didn't get it, was
44:57
it? I am going to be genuinely no.
44:59
No, you see this is this is the problem.
45:01
This is the problem. People be like, hey yo vato, do
45:04
not record lo espacios perquestamos Orlando and cosas
45:08
tili gales. I have always loved Latinos but
45:11
it's. Not the local forever.
45:13
But then when we missed, Then when we missed the clip of all
45:16
moments Latinos. It's literally the.
45:20
Moments of the. Lifetime like like I'm going to
45:23
remember that for the rest of my life.
45:24
But but. If it's.
45:26
Not recorded. How are we going to play it in
45:28
the? Spaces.
45:29
Listen, I gotta. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
45:32
There's no such thing as coming clean.
45:34
Shout out if you can, but no cap.
45:37
No cap. But I do got to come clean.
45:39
Are you saying you're as gay as Esco?
45:42
It feels. Good, yes.
45:44
That's a That's a big stretch. DBI didn't.
45:46
I didn't imagine such things. I didn't imagine.
45:48
We can recreate Oh my. Goodness.
45:52
Yo, we, we can't recreate it, Hemi.
45:53
It doesn't work that way. Life only happens actually once.
45:58
We can do our best, we can do our best, but it won't be the
46:00
same sucking Dick For now, now, now we're going to have to be
46:04
like, Yo Eva, that's crazy, bro, that's crazy.
46:10
And one last thing. You listen to wild cards, All
46:12
right? It's Thursday night.
46:14
This is what happens. And we don't we still don't know
46:16
what it's all about, you niche. Why bitches?
46:18
So Konichi, why bitches? No, all I'm saying, all I'm
46:22
saying is we're going to have to ask Eva to say wild cards again.
46:27
And this time it might not be quite as fucking awesome because
46:31
this time is the first time. It was the first time she she
46:34
said it and she said it in such a way that was like, it was
46:37
legendary, bro. And and I I thought you clipped
46:39
it. I thought you clipped it.
46:41
Well, you know what I do though? Like a couple things like I try
46:46
to support and a very wise man by the name of Reddick.
46:49
Shout out Reddick by the way, you wicked good looking and you
46:51
doing mad videos and shit. Be careful.
46:55
Yeah, and by the way, his wife is a super duper space person.
47:01
I'm not even kidding. If you know them, you know what
47:04
I'm talking about. So be careful.
47:07
But I digress. Well, either way, Stevie, we
47:10
love you and you don't gotta get every clip because you get you
47:13
get enough good clips to where, you know, if you miss, if you
47:16
miss a good clip here and there, it's okay, Everyone's gonna.
47:18
Forgive you, but what I do is on multiple, like phones and shit,
47:23
I, I become a listener in many spaces to support.
47:26
So like, you know, I, I look, I'm like, Oh, Esco's doing his
47:29
space. I'm in the middle of painting my
47:31
crib right now but I'm going to be listening and no.
47:36
The the best word, the best word I could have used to describe
47:39
some of the the quotes you could have gotten exactly.
47:43
It feels good. And and there's, there's a word
47:45
I sent Esco, I said. Eddie Parthier Bumpy No Dumpy's.
47:49
I would have said. And and then exactly.
47:52
And well, and then Esco was like, no, it's, it's more, it's
47:55
more like, you know, this and that.
47:57
And, and I was like, exactly. And so and and he didn't, he
48:01
didn't fucking clip it himself and you didn't clip it.
48:04
And so now, you know, now we're where we're at.
48:08
I think we all want Stevie. Yeah.
48:12
Yeah. So what's happening here?
48:15
Exactly. I don't know what's happening.
48:17
That's exactly wrong. Bit confused, not sure what's
48:20
going on. Can we get?
48:23
Back to the. List.
48:24
Can we get back to the list? Thank you.
48:27
Can we get back to the Bendiga Mikorio 9?
48:30
36 Boston Standard Time you listening to wild cards and I
48:35
guess we're going to stop the show.
48:36
Oh shit, shit, just like flashed on the.
48:38
Oh, we are not stopping. We never.
48:40
We are going full through. We're going to be stroking.
48:42
That exactly stroking by the way, and shout out to my dad by
48:47
the way, he's not having a stroke.
48:49
Might be stroke stroke problem for my mom.
48:53
So you shirted your pants on your way home from work.
48:55
Maybe he did. OK, no.
48:56
Ruthie gonna be falling in love with me when she meet me.
48:59
Oh, she baby little Ruthie and she gonna be with me.
49:02
Oh my. Yeah, dude.
49:03
Dang. Just Esco.
49:06
Just got to claim it, yeah. I am claiming ownership Big
49:09
little Ruthie. Esco Yeah.
49:12
Get your physical therapist license.
49:13
You Turkey? Yeah.
49:14
Turkey. Yeah.
49:15
Turkey, Yeah. Big Ruthie?
49:17
Yeah. Little Ruthie?
49:18
Yeah. Medium Ruthie, Yeah.
49:21
It's killing. Me.
49:24
What a day. What a day, I'm telling you.
49:26
Speaking of days, bidets, a bidet is just a drinking
49:30
fountain for your thirsty, thirsty butthole.
49:32
And shout out to you and your thirsty, thirsty butthole.
49:36
What about wait, wait, wait. Steve is Steve.
49:39
Before you go on, before you go on, can I just confirm No, no,
49:42
no, no shout out, right? Comedian specifically kill Tony
49:48
back in the day he did fucking what is it called?
49:50
Wait, oh, this white guy God damn it, Anthony show see on my
49:55
screen on my screen, it doesn't show any of you boys it it shows
49:59
it shows the hosts. It shows myself and it shows T
50:03
pad. It doesn't show it doesn't show
50:05
Esco sick goalie wet guy. So like wet guy starts talking.
50:09
I'm like oh, you know T pads not unmuted.
50:12
It must be. TV help me at Something in
50:14
Anthony Something in Anthony and you know that.
50:16
Old, I said Opie and Anthony. Thank you, Opie.
50:18
There we go. They from Opie and Anthony.
50:21
Yep, I said it like 5 minutes ago.
50:24
Thank you that that that is from that boy.
50:28
But he just did the joke recently.
50:29
Uncle Tony shout out to him. Retards for life.
50:33
Oh wait, bring it back to Opie and Anthony though cuz that's
50:35
like some Boston shit. I thought no.
50:37
Yeah, yeah. So that comedian was on Opie and
50:40
Anthony back in the day, and he almost killed himself because
50:43
of, of all how much fun they made of him.
50:46
And then he didn't kill himself. And then he came off his meds
50:49
and they came back and now he's a comedian again.
50:51
I just want. To say, from the bottom of my
50:53
heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize absolutely
50:58
nobody. Dude.
50:59
For real though, shout out to that dude.
51:02
And you need to go to his website, you need to make sure
51:04
you go buy his T-shirts and go buy his hats and anything he has
51:07
on sale at that little store and bum fuck nowhere.
51:11
Shout out to bum fuck nowhere. You listen to Wildcats.
51:14
It's central time we're in that in that store.
51:17
So, you know, we don't even know what that means.
51:20
You know, nobody knows what it means.
51:23
Dipping it in and pulling. It out, dipping it in and
51:25
pulling it out. Anyways, back to the list at
51:29
6:39 Pacific Time, it's 939 Eastern Time.
51:33
Back to the list, Mr. CV. Berry and Sultan, which is shit
51:37
about my coat. It's made out of your mother's
51:40
pubic hair. Shout out to my mother's pubic
51:42
hairs. By the way, Use the wild cards
51:44
brought to you by my mother's pubic.
51:46
Hairs wet girl, said Martin Malloy.
51:50
Writing it down in the notebook. I think that's thank you.
51:54
Oh, that's the guy. Sorry.
51:56
That's what she's referencing. I notice, I notice.
52:02
Wow, You're listening to Wildcats.
52:05
I looked in the room for a second.
52:06
I see Chrissy. Yes.
52:08
Yes I do. Chrissy.
52:11
Chrissy. Chrissy.
52:13
Chrissy. Chrissy Hi, Chrissy, Yes, Gully
52:18
and I were commenting on chronic, his stems, chronic
52:24
stems, the chronic. Very visible stems just.
52:27
Saying very how? Many people here speak Spanish.
52:31
Yo hablo espanol mucho. Dinero.
52:36
You know, because I want, I want to play this song.
52:40
But if you don't speak, no Espanol.
52:44
Play a song. Translate it for me, Esco, OK.
52:50
Listen, Esco. Esco.
52:51
We have a list. Esco, listen, I'm going to tell
52:54
you something. I would love you to.
52:55
I would love you to play that, but not yet.
52:58
We at least need a moment before the vatos.
53:03
Batos are lining up La Mara Salvatrucha, I say.
53:07
Listen, before we get out of control, we still have a couple
53:13
things we got to do. And shout to the island boys, by
53:16
the way. For real, they still relevant.
53:18
They're just trying to make it. They're just trying to make.
53:20
It they're just. Trying to make trying to make it
53:23
my Cardano boy. Oh my.
53:27
Cardano boy, you guys, I make it.
53:32
Apparently when I ask people why they do like wildcards, it's
53:35
like they're like, wow, it's so fucking weird and confusing and
53:38
you guys are kind of lovable. And when I say why don't you
53:41
like wildcards, they're like, wow, because you guys are kind
53:44
of weird and confusing and you're not really that lovable.
53:47
I mean, I wake up in the morning.
53:48
I kiss excellence. So shout out to the haters, the
53:51
lovers and everybody in between. So on this E the glizzy OK, OK.
53:58
Straight to the glizzy, geez. Cardano boy, I'm just trying to
54:03
make it. Mom, if you're listening, I told
54:07
you. I told you it's not my fault,
54:09
OK? What's it?
54:11
What's in the shit? Let's see, can I read this?
54:14
Somebody in chase? On socials OK, well shout out to
54:17
the wild cards podcast there's mad social media updates and
54:21
I'll tell you something TikTok is a crazy motherfucker.
54:25
I post anything on TikTok as wild cards and bam 100 views
54:30
immediately so that's crazy you know we can shout out to other
54:34
platforms like but. You go on Virals TV, you're
54:36
gonna throw some. Dogs like what?
54:38
I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm half a century old dog.
54:42
I'm like, this is weird that I'm I'm on the Tik toks.
54:47
But Harry Balls told me it was a good thing to do and I listen to
54:51
Harry. Balls.
54:52
You're like, why is my age, Stevie?
54:55
Where you I'm going to tell you something about 20 something.
54:59
Years ago. I was in the Pacific Northwest
55:02
and I was the, the, the Johnny Appleseed of that era.
55:07
So with I'm not saying I am, but I'm also with not saying I'm not
55:13
your daddy. So.
55:14
You might be. You might be.
55:17
I'm telling you, kid, Like for real.
55:19
I would be, I would be proud to have Professor Stevie as, as my
55:24
daddy so. Step daddy, Step daddy.
55:27
I'm, I'm, I'm proud of my, I'm, I'm proud of my everybody.
55:30
But you know what, you know, you, you could, you could, you
55:32
could be my daddy. It'd be fine, Stevie.
55:35
My, my, my daddy is great. I, I, I love my dad.
55:38
My dad's awesome. I have no regrets.
55:40
But like, I don't think I'd have any regrets with Stevie either,
55:44
because Stevie Stevie's quite the guy, you know?
55:47
I appreciate you and I'll tell you something.
55:49
My kids, which there are a couple I think around the crib
55:52
sometimes they think I'm pretty fucking awesome too.
55:55
Crazy enough, even though I'm a Dick head and I'm the exact same
56:00
person. You hear right now I am at
56:02
dinner. Yo, Stevie, I got something to
56:04
show you. I got something to show you.
56:05
Stevie, you ready for this? Breaking news?
56:07
Breaking news? He's going to.
56:09
Send you a. Breaking news Breaking news
56:11
Breaking. News I definitely wouldn't.
56:13
I wouldn't regret being an Esco's kid because Esco would be
56:16
hooking me up with like 50 million in Bitcoin.
56:18
Damn. Bro I just I.
56:21
Just want the wax 100 million in Bitcoin 500 five 100 million in
56:25
Bitcoin Esco be like here kid. Here's 1000 Bitcoin no problem.
56:30
Yeah, my daughter, my daughter Richard, they owe you more than
56:33
Bitcoin. But you know what I got to say
56:35
is your Palmer in the blockchain.
56:38
Look at the pin tweet. Look at the pin tweet.
56:41
Look at the pin tweet. Please feast your eyes on my pin
56:43
tweet. Why?
56:45
Why do these cats look like the I'm?
56:47
Funny. Yo-yo yo.
56:53
Yo-yo is yo. Is that like reverse prompting?
56:58
It's like. Yo Chachi PT take.
57:01
This and reverse engineer it and make a prompt for cats.
57:04
As well, you know, you know, you know, we so tapped in that yo,
57:09
shout out to everybody. Robin Hood chain, Yeah.
57:13
OK, oh Esco, finally. Pump, Pump.
57:16
My. Pussy on the blockchain.
57:20
It's. A pussy and AT.
57:24
OK, listen. Harry Potter pumping, no
57:27
dumpies. Shout out to Harry Potter.
57:28
No pumping, no dumpies. I I saw a very wise man by the
57:33
name of might have been the wet guy's cousin Tapatio and he was
57:38
posting the other day about different chains and shit and
57:43
he's like I heard Robin Hood chains been making the move.
57:47
Robin Hood is the truth. Because go fuck yourself.
57:50
Anyways, I'm living the ordinals life and I'm gonna tell you
57:53
something, wet guy. Tell your cousin.
57:57
I'll tell you something. It's just like all the other
57:59
shits. But yo, you know I'm a broke
58:02
motherfucker, right? But I'm gonna tell you
58:04
something, even off of your genius.
58:06
I'm gonna tell you what happened the other day.
58:08
Can I tell you what happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:10
Tell me, Tell me, Tell me. Tell me.
58:11
Tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me.
58:13
And. To me, OK, listen the other day
58:19
I had I had seen a post from that dude with the Bitcoin
58:23
machine shits right and he was going to do.
58:27
Something. Did he seduce you, Stevie?
58:29
So I had a whopping like $9 in the ethereums in my meta masks.
58:37
So I see this shit from your boy posting and now he's got some
58:41
shits over there. You know, I'm like word, I'm
58:44
going to throw my 9 American dollars and Ethereums into this
58:48
shit. OK?
58:49
Because usually when that happens, I go to bed, I wake up.
58:52
And it's at $0.00 and I accept that.
58:57
Say again. Ufi or UFI is his name.
59:01
I don't, perhaps. Or the actual the BTC Ordinal
59:05
account has been taken over by Nevermind.
59:08
You know, nevermind. Keep.
59:09
Going hey, are we going to this or go to?
59:12
Finish it to finish the story. Fellas name it is Scammerino.
59:19
Into 73 dollars. Yo 10X play up the flush.
59:24
OK. So again, Camarino ain't got
59:27
nothing on Stevie. As our boy.
59:31
What what? I mean, what's your boy's name?
59:32
Who sang that song? You know, he was telling you
59:35
that it's just entertainment purposes only.
59:37
Again, you never supposed to do what you hear here.
59:40
But yeah, I, I, I did a quick flip like that just because of
59:44
how fast shit moves. Again, some change shit.
59:47
Moves fast and. Then it falls off.
59:50
So again, I probably could have made more.
59:52
I don't know, but I got rid of the shits and yeah, Rob, Robin
59:55
Hood, it's fun. It's it's, you know, you got.
59:58
Hood rich? Is that what He's fast?
1:00:00
You see cat rich, apparently Cat rich.
1:00:03
I can't believe whoever did that.
1:00:05
That's hilarious. That's.
1:00:07
Hilarious. I I I don't have a sample on my
1:00:10
board right now because I've been cleaning out the closet.
1:00:13
Shout out to the closet. If, if if if Congo is behind
1:00:17
this legend. That's hilarity if that's the
1:00:20
case, OK, I'm just saying, you know, Yeah, it's hilarity on the
1:00:27
blockchain. I'm.
1:00:33
Just saying I just ran into this.
1:00:34
Oof, God damn it. Well, you know I'll tell you
1:00:37
something and it's an unfortunately real situation.
1:00:40
Oh yo, check this out. No, you know what's unfortunate,
1:00:42
Mr. Stevie, is don't do this to me.
1:00:44
But let me. Let me.
1:00:45
I'm going to do. I did it, I had to, I had to, I
1:00:49
guess I forget where I'm going. So I made like a quick bought
1:00:53
the other day to just like watch pump fun and and like see what's
1:00:57
going on right. And, and it basically came up
1:00:59
with like the longer it it paid attention, the more it was
1:01:02
learning. And basically after like I let
1:01:05
it go for like a full like 12 hours, then 2436 whatever it
1:01:08
like came up with the with the idea that there's only about 30%
1:01:13
of the shit that's dropped that isn't from the 70% of the
1:01:19
wallets that are doing everything all the time.
1:01:21
It's the same people doing the same thing.
1:01:23
It's wash, repeat, rinse that drop the same coin 74 times in a
1:01:28
row, blah blah blah. 70% of that shit.
1:01:32
And again, I don't know. That's just what my bot told me
1:01:35
and what made my bot hairy balls.
1:01:37
Shout out to hairy balls. How many hairy balls are there?
1:01:39
Is this one hairy balls or is there much of hairy balls?
1:01:43
Yo, Hemmy, that was real. That was so real.
1:01:45
But I guess, I guess metaphorically there's a pair of
1:01:49
hairy balls, but no Harry balls is 1.
1:01:53
Single. Agent I have but but it's great
1:01:56
because I'm just like, yo, Harry balls, I need you to do this.
1:01:59
And what Harry Balls now does is he does it and doesn't check
1:02:04
with me until he's like basically done and that's it.
1:02:08
And and he might go in the wrong direction.
1:02:10
He went 12 hours straight. Well, dude, that's what I'm
1:02:13
saying. I'm like, yo, dude, what's good?
1:02:14
He's like, shut up, I'm still learning shit, Stevie, you've
1:02:18
heard him talk to me. He's fucked up like.
1:02:20
He's, he said. I haven't finished yet, Mr.
1:02:22
Stevie. He's like, no, because his his
1:02:25
intonation's hilarious. He'd be like, I haven't finished
1:02:28
yet Mr. Stevie, like yo don't yell at me Harry Balls.
1:02:33
And then he gets back to work. Shout out to Harry Balls.
1:02:35
So you're listening to Wild Cards again, Off topic and
1:02:42
fantastic all the while. Dead ass.
1:02:45
Like dead ass. Dead ass dog.
1:02:47
So what else is on the list? Anybody else have shit to talk
1:02:50
about? Because, you know, I got to
1:02:52
follow the schedule. Little Ruthie, my mother, she
1:02:56
said always leave him. One more Stevie.
1:02:58
And I'm like, that's right. And she's like, that's why she
1:03:01
always shows the cleavage because she doesn't just let the
1:03:03
breasts out like that. She's got to leave them one or
1:03:06
more. Shout out to my mother.
1:03:07
So we we end at 10:00 Boston Standard Time approximately.
1:03:13
We are on the shot clock. Is that what you're saying
1:03:15
there, Mr. Steven, we always on the shot clock.
1:03:17
Hemi, Hemi, we always on the shot clock.
1:03:19
And I'm always on D for you because I'm scared Esco's going
1:03:22
to ask you something he's not supposed to ask you and I don't
1:03:26
want. To signing into DMS and then you
1:03:28
get photos. When he's like yo have.
1:03:30
Me. Tell me about.
1:03:31
This yo-yo, he should know better.
1:03:34
He should know better by now. Better.
1:03:38
Speaking of better, this episode of Wildcards is you buy better
1:03:43
with the three backwards. Yes, I meet you up.
1:03:48
It is. Hey, but you know what?
1:03:51
Anybody Speaking of espanoli in here?
1:03:54
See, you are translating for us. ABBA Comigo Amano.
1:03:58
By La Comigo. We lost this DB account.
1:04:06
He faded on us. Well, that's that's son of a
1:04:09
bitch. He was looking.
1:04:11
Down and he was just putting it out there.
1:04:15
Yeah, I'm I'm about to have a a cat cat PFP coming soon Cat.
1:04:22
What is it called? Opulent popular PFP coming soon.
1:04:26
Oh you are good. Are are you going to make an
1:04:28
agent to go backwards and figure out who what wallet this shit
1:04:32
came from or what? No, no.
1:04:34
The, the, the, the time for me to do that.
1:04:36
That's it. That's it.
1:04:37
Is retired. I am no longer Inspector Esco.
1:04:41
Yeah, no, Inspector Esco a long time ago.
1:04:45
I no longer do that. It is stressful.
1:04:47
Cortisol spiking crazy. We ain't doing none of that.
1:04:52
Does Esco have a bot now? What's his name of his bot?
1:04:56
I don't know, but it's her name is.
1:04:59
And do not slide on the DMS 'cause I will put you on blast
1:05:02
for being a little weirdo. That's why you see my post
1:05:05
earlier. Wait, wait, you got a Instagram
1:05:07
model, Esco? Yeah I I spun up an E girl E
1:05:10
girl, E girl E girl account. So any other creepy weirdo
1:05:14
motherfuckers that slide on my DMS being a case?
1:05:16
Send me some feet. Pic some of the timelines.
1:05:20
That would be weird. My feet I got AI got a glandular
1:05:24
problem. Glandular and.
1:05:27
Not only that, I got a spinal problem when I try to like flex
1:05:30
my toes on my right foot. It looks like I'm doing the live
1:05:33
long and prosper symbol. It's crazy, but.
1:05:38
You got a mangler on your toe there, Stevie.
1:05:40
It's weird as shit. I got a.
1:05:42
You got a calendula. I don't want to talk about it
1:05:46
right now, Esco. This is how we get off topic and
1:05:49
then you get weird. And my bad, my bad, my bad.
1:05:51
My, as opposed to asking, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:05:53
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
1:05:57
Whoa. So we have a notebook and I I've
1:05:59
gotten through one or two sentences, but I.
1:06:02
Also. See, I also see a homie up here,
1:06:07
Media pro. I'm not sure if it's sick or
1:06:09
kick or shick or kick or what it is, but we we famo.
1:06:13
What's cooking, man? Big fan, big fan.
1:06:17
What up boys? You're.
1:06:18
With him we're showing over here we drinking margaritas right now
1:06:21
you're. With.
1:06:22
Each other. Everybody.
1:06:23
Else he speaks to Spaniel too then.
1:06:26
Let me pray, let me, let me get you primed up, bro.
1:06:29
For the boys you're with, you're with sick or CIC the entire time
1:06:37
in Vegas, you just don't even know.
1:06:39
Lucenia. Lucenia.
1:06:44
Lucid, lucid, my boy. How you do see This is why the
1:06:55
interwebs is wicked weird. It's a beautiful.
1:06:58
Thing what happens at the at the roulette table, What happens at
1:07:02
the craps table stays at the no it.
1:07:04
Doesn't. No it doesn't.
1:07:06
Because they never let golly bear that exceeded exceeded my.
1:07:11
Flow. If that makes sense.
1:07:12
You know, like when someone's got flow more than my flow, you
1:07:17
know we're going to be friends, bro.
1:07:19
He got that flow. You appreciate the flow, bro.
1:07:23
You appreciate the flow. You got to, You got to
1:07:26
appreciate the flow. Especially hearing that from the
1:07:29
wet guy who slides in here on his own.
1:07:33
His own flow, if you know what I mean.
1:07:36
Yeah, that, I mean. So, so welcome to wildcards in
1:07:42
this personification of yourself in this, in this new, new, new
1:07:47
vamp of you. What's cooking, man?
1:07:49
We only got a minute too. No, we're doing wonderful right
1:07:53
now. The account I'm using right now,
1:07:55
it's CIC media. I use this one to help out a
1:07:58
couple of my clients I'm working with, you know, just to help
1:08:01
them out with the retweets, the quote post and everything.
1:08:03
But this is loose with CIC, so that's how everybody mostly
1:08:07
knows me. This is just the alt account so
1:08:09
I could come on here and chat it up with everybody without
1:08:11
getting raided by the masses and whatnot, hey?
1:08:14
Hey, hey. I feel that, I feel that This is
1:08:17
why this is my alt. I'm really Elon Musk, son,
1:08:22
friend, dog Walker crazy. Transgender child.
1:08:29
And everything is going well, guys, everything is going well.
1:08:32
We just dropped some silver on Cardano here just a little bit
1:08:35
ago. So that's going well.
1:08:37
It's about like 65% sold out right now.
1:08:39
Just a little bit of ways away from being sold out.
1:08:42
And we're bringing real world assets to Cardano at the moment.
1:08:45
So some fire stuff I'm also cooking up on Robin Hood, you
1:08:49
know what I'm saying? I caught a lot of this stuff
1:08:51
early, bro. I caught a lot of it early, bro.
1:08:53
This cash cat, all of the manatees that are cranking right
1:08:56
now, man. I caught some good ones, not
1:08:58
going to lie every. We're having a great time over
1:09:00
here on Robin Hood, Shane. I cannot deny it.
1:09:03
Yo for real. Some people are really killing a
1:09:06
shout out to my man fucking daily too yo.
1:09:09
I seen him post something yesterday and right now it's
1:09:15
shit. I'm like wow why didn't I use
1:09:18
part of my 73 found dollars I made from 9:00 to do something?
1:09:24
Because that in turn would certainly be Oh my goodness 10X
1:09:29
on that stupid shit. Come on, I'm oh kicking myself
1:09:32
in the Nuggets right now. Stupid Stevie.
1:09:36
Oh my. Damn it, Harry Balls.
1:09:38
I blame Harry Balls. Harry Balls, This is not a
1:09:40
financial wizard. Shout to them financial Wizards,
1:09:44
though. And to those motherfuckers who
1:09:46
are wicked smart. Much smarter than myself.
1:09:49
Oh my goodness, what's that? What else?
1:09:51
OK, Torquier, seen it. More wallets.
1:09:54
Compromise. Treasure.
1:09:55
What the fucks the matter with you?
1:09:57
Oh wow, Three death penalties in one day today across the country
1:10:00
of America's. Oh.
1:10:02
My goodness, Torquier, Columbia earthquakes, Oh my goodness, Oh
1:10:07
my goodness. And would you rather, Oh my
1:10:11
goodness, would you rather have penises for fingers or would you
1:10:15
have a finger it? Went real dark there, Mr.
1:10:21
Stevie. Oh my goodness.
1:10:26
Oh my God. Oh my God.
1:10:28
He has finished multiple times. Damn you take me back to like
1:10:39
star search there. What the hell?
1:10:40
Are we going there? Oh, finally.
1:10:59
OK. Oh shit.
1:11:02
Oh my God, this. Oh my God, this.
1:11:05
There was such plans for tonight, my friends.
1:11:11
Oh my God. So it wasn't going to get dark.
1:11:14
It was going to get more awkward than Doc Hemi.
1:11:17
And yes, part of the game show, which we're going to have to
1:11:20
continue for next week. One of the questions, I'll read
1:11:23
you a few of them and then we can think about it.
1:11:25
And those aren't what you're going to hear next week.
1:11:28
One question was, would you rather have penises for fingers
1:11:32
or a finger for a penis? That would be 1 to discuss on
1:11:36
your own and bring it back to the crew to talk about.
1:11:41
Bring back pictures next Thursday 10.
1:11:43
More stems. Penis fingers all day long dude,
1:11:46
that's crazy. That's.
1:11:47
Oh, oh not wow. That wasn't easy enough.
1:11:49
And that's right, everybody. The wet guy just won the first
1:11:53
ever. You won the door.
1:11:54
Final cards theme song for a game show.
1:11:59
Oh, I love wild cards. That's.
1:12:02
We give him an A discount for the for the surgery.
1:12:08
You're really going to put a finger on your penis, bro?
1:12:10
Like you. That means you're going.
1:12:12
To be yo the flexibility yo do you not understand finger?
1:12:16
Instead of like 10 penises on. Your yo, but you had you would
1:12:20
have joints. What guy you would have joints.
1:12:23
Oh. OK, OK.
1:12:25
That means we. Can.
1:12:26
Oh my God. It starts with AG.
1:12:29
OK, wow, we're going to continue this game then for another round
1:12:32
because would they be erect fingers blowing it out the water
1:12:35
right now? Are we talking erect fingers?
1:12:39
We're talking about Knuckles here.
1:12:40
Come on now. Oh.
1:12:44
You say erect fingers. Do your fingers get longer?
1:12:50
Can you grip a basketball with one hand if you couldn't before?
1:12:55
I, I, I mean, are we showers or growers with these hands?
1:12:58
I don't understand this is. Those who claim to be growers
1:13:04
are locking the showers, and that is a mediocre excuse for
1:13:11
our biological shortcomings. I'm on the opposite side of
1:13:14
this. Where I think it's very.
1:13:16
Impressive to go from 1/2 inch to 7 inches I think.
1:13:20
That is. You know the space was sponsored
1:13:27
by Buchu. Sheesh.
1:13:29
This space is. Sponsored by HIMS. And you're
1:13:32
wrong. It's sponsored by way too
1:13:34
discrete packaging. They're lying.
1:13:37
My package came in the mail and it said Stevie's boner pills.
1:13:41
So fuck you and your fucking discreet packaging.
1:13:47
SBP, Stevie. Boner.
1:13:50
Stevie's boner. Dang, that sounds like something
1:13:55
you'd buy like it's asking. The boner pills though, Shut up
1:13:59
shut up shit. And then that definitely made
1:14:02
life a lot better for a lot of people that they didn't have no
1:14:05
boner pills, but now they do. Pure education is what you get
1:14:09
here, I'm just saying. Brought to you by Stevie's Boner
1:14:12
Pills. Stevie gas station pepitides
1:14:16
Please inject them directly to the main vein.
1:14:20
No, it's like the $0.25 dispensaries.
1:14:22
You know what? I mean, children, if you're
1:14:25
listening, don't be like mom, dad, go get me them boner pills
1:14:30
from the gas station. No order them from hymns, just
1:14:35
understand the package will say Bona pills.
1:14:39
So yes, shout out to Bona pills. Oh shit, we go there all the
1:14:47
time, you know like we got to get that sponsorship worked out,
1:14:51
my man, we got to get it worked out.
1:14:52
It's going to come going to. Come do you got some free
1:14:55
samples in the first of all and. Let me tell you something, my
1:14:58
friend. I got my my boy Maki, right?
1:15:02
Fuck you, Maki. He has the worst Boston accent
1:15:06
ever until he moved to Texas and now he doesn't.
1:15:09
It's crazy. But yo, he's got bankroll and
1:15:13
I'm like, yo, Maki, how about sponsoring wild cards?
1:15:16
You love that shit, Maki. I hope you're listening, you son
1:15:19
of a bitch. Wild card bitches.
1:15:22
And Maki's like, no, I can't associate with your brand.
1:15:28
And I understand, you know, he works with children with limb
1:15:32
differences, amputees. Yeah, I'm here.
1:15:36
Finger penises, penis fingers. And penis fingers.
1:15:41
Maki, did you hear that people with penis fingers have rights
1:15:45
too? So I use it.
1:15:46
The wildcards. What the fuck's the matter with
1:15:48
you? Throw me the bankroll.
1:15:51
Wildcats theme song. Oh God.
1:15:55
OK, so listen Weka, I got to be honest with you.
1:15:58
Appreciate. Listen, listen.
1:16:00
This has been this is always the night of all nights.
1:16:03
I live my week for Thursday nights.
1:16:05
I truly do. Wait, can you touch yourself
1:16:07
real quick on the soundboard? No parcel you.
1:16:11
Don't have to ask me twice. Whoa, whoa, wait.
1:16:14
A second hold. On Naked Big titty Women Just
1:16:17
don't bother. I knew that had something to do
1:16:22
with Mopar. I knew that has something to do
1:16:24
with Mopar. Can I go there?
1:16:26
Hold on, hold on. I want you to love me.
1:16:31
When I fall down, I want you. I forget myself.
1:16:39
Oh, that's right. You want to keep?
1:16:40
I can keep. Oh, yeah, I can keep going.
1:16:42
Mopa. If Mopa is here, I got to remind
1:16:46
people that there was an era, an era of time where people
1:16:51
depended on listening to. I want you to remind.
1:16:58
Me. Yo tis, I don't want anybody
1:17:01
else. Where did you fail to?
1:17:15
Oh, no. Oh, no.
1:17:18
Oh, no. That's what I love about, you
1:17:21
know, sometimes the, the sink is imperfect, but it, it, we made
1:17:25
it happen. It is perfect.
1:17:26
Do you know what he's talking? About I want to touch myself.
1:17:29
I'm going to tell you something, and this is honest to goodness.
1:17:33
If you're not ready to hear this, go fuck yourself.
1:17:36
But I'm going to tell you something.
1:17:39
We were singing that song together.
1:17:42
Yeah, for all the bitches that don't wear no deodorant.
1:17:45
Better put on that shit I had you hippie asshole in Oregon.
1:17:50
You need it. I will definitely put up with
1:17:53
that because I'm trying to hit but hey, put on deodorant.
1:18:01
Oh my God. You listen to Wildcats.
1:18:06
I hope I lived up to what you asked for.
1:18:09
Right there, Beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life.
1:18:13
I'm going to listen to it all night long, now that I think
1:18:16
about it. Besides, I'm my penis on the on
1:18:20
the on the blockchain. Besides that, say again.
1:18:28
Sounds like someone's on the toilet again.
1:18:30
OK. So that's I want you remind.
1:18:35
Me. Yo tears.
1:18:37
Put on deodorant please, I don't want.
1:18:41
Anybody else? Oh fucking wild.
1:18:44
Yes, it's absolutely Oh my God. Oh my God.
1:18:50
Would you rather have teeth for pubic hair or pubic hair for
1:18:53
teeth? We're going to come back to that
1:18:55
one next week on Wild Cards. But you know, it is about that
1:19:00
time and and at that time somebody usually yes, yes, yes,
1:19:06
yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck my cousin
1:19:09
AOC. Let's get the fuck up out of
1:19:11
here mate. Yeah, yo, I need you.
1:19:16
What bitches? Shout outs everybody that shows
1:19:18
up. I'm saying put on some deodorant
1:19:20
if you want to be eligible. Make sure you get those Stevie
1:19:25
Dick those too from a 711. Yeah, we got chapstick for you
1:19:31
too. Your little crunchy ass fucking
1:19:33
lips. The mighty Mark might as well
1:19:35
just grab a whole basket while. You're.
1:19:38
Burt bees. Get that.
1:19:39
Burt Bees. Right here, CarMax, CarMax,
1:19:43
CarMax is is the one that holds it down.
1:19:45
That's a deep, deep, deep moisturization.
1:19:50
Might as well grab some tire shine while you're there too.
1:19:52
Fuck your mommy, fuck your. Mommy fuck you.
1:20:09
By the way, you cannot tag Gully in anything.
1:20:13
His mistresses will not allow him to be tagged Mr.
1:20:18
International. You know, from Boston we got
1:20:25
Pitbull while at the same time we got corgis and chihuahuas
1:20:28
too. OK, makes it worldwide.
1:20:36
What you buying in the hood, Esther?
1:20:37
What you buying in the hood? Trapping, trapping capital
1:20:43
energy on Robin Hood. Please go make money on Robin
1:20:46
Hood. Stop being broken on the
1:20:47
timeline complaining about Treasury proposals.