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- Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts, Delia here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in law, beautiful, gorgeous, resplendent Betress everybody else. We are gathered here today to talk seeking Sister Wife. We are on season five, episode eleven, Honey entitled seeking a Connection A sexual will connection? Yes, sensual so Dougio, Yes, And I think that's probably referring to Nick and Jazz Meal ew in Denver, Colorado. Gross, but it could be Justin and Yari. They're also gross. It could be them Sherwood's and that Sarah girl. Sorry, honey, it ain't gonna work out. Nope, we're gonna get into all of that. Yeah. Now before we do, we have to remind you please hide your wife. And this is a politically incorrect podcast. We say a lot of bad words, although we're gonna try and work on that. Yeah, she especially you. Yeah, I get got a potty mouth. We also have stupid opinions. And so if you're you might want to find yourself another dumpster baby. But if you're down to party, welcome to this one. And if you are down to party, be sure to follow us on Instagram at Reality tv Cringe and join us on Patreon, Patreon dot comslash reality tv Cringe. That's where the real party is. I Okay, so much content, so much fun, so much Now, if you are watching on YouTube, please don't forget to like and to comment and to share and subscribe. Everything you do helps us in the algorithm, and that helps us to grow the dumpster. The bigger we get, the more we can do this exactly. Can you imagine a world when we do this full time, when I can quit my job and not have to do that anymore. We is talk mad shit on a internet dreams. So all of you and your likes and your comments and your shares, it really really does help us. So thank you, thank you. All Right, is there anything we want to talk about before we get into the episode, because there's a little bit of gossip. What is it? Yeah? About Naim and Nyla. Oh, that's right. So there's this Reddit post going around at a screenshot and it's from this chick named Alisia Melvin who's like the host of a podcast called Black Aristocrats, and she commented, I think on Instagram and said, Nim and Nyla are first cousins, and in fact, they're actually my first cousins, she said. Naim has two kids from a prior relationship, Nyla has three kids from a prior relationship, and now they have one kid together as first cousins from their incest love. They're incestuous allegendly, which is nasty. It's pretty nasty's but I mean, there's a lot that's kind of coming out about them because we've been talking in previouspisodes about them potentially allegedly being squatters, Yeah, who are running from house to house to house to avoid having to pay their rent and their judgments. And now they're cousins. Yeah, first cousins too. Wow, allegedly we don't know that for sure, but I'm not gonna kind of see it. I mean, I knew a girl in high school that dated her first cousin, like for real, for real, dated her first cousin, and she was out and proud about it. She was telling everybody at the school, Oh, my god, my first cousin. He's so hot. I love because they were together for like three years, banging in the boom boomer and everything. No, and people are like that, man, it's freaking weird. I guess if your first cousin is hot ew I don't know, Yeah, but apparently they're first cousins allegedly allegedly, So we thought we would pass that on to you and you can do with that what you will. Yeah, Now, before we get into this episode, is there any like major takeaway that you have Beadress? Oh god, Nick and Jasmine's Date, I texted you when I was watching it before Discovery Plus went down earlier today. What the hell was that about? Rude? But anyway, I cringed so hard at that that date, Nick and Jasmine's Date just affirmed my homosexicality because I was like, the strains are groasting you out against so I felt violated. I felt so creepy. Ah, well was it me? Or was he like staring at her titties a lot like overtly just staring at her titties and her booty And yes, he was not shy about it at all. So weird. Very I thought this man would have a little bit more riz, as the kids would say, a little bit of class, a little bit more class because he puts an air like that. He is like he wears fucking suits and shit but they look mismatched and weird, and his like extra big collars on his shirts and I'm like, oh well, even his outfit to the date, it was like his shirt was all loose and back. He not even buttoned up. I'm like, what do you do it? Yeah, he thinks he's doing something. He thinks he's a fancy And do we think Jasmine is actually into him? I know we'll're gonna talk about it, but do we think like she's actually vibing with him or is she just trying to be on Matella vision. I don't know. I couldn't get a read on her because there were some parts where I'm like, I don't think you're into him, But then you're saying about how attractive you think he is, and I'm like, are we seeing you're the same person. He looks like Gollum, he looks like he's slithering out from behind a rock. He looks like Sid from Ice Age, though he looks like Beatlejuice from Howard Stern. I mean, I'm just I'm not getting it. Like, Jasmine, you're a young woman, you are in your late twenties, early thirties, you got your whole life ahead of you. You really want to strap yourself down with Nick and those three interchangeable white women. I know, Okay, I can't relate. Well, my main takeaway was that it really felt like this was the season finale for the Shabbootis Oh, because like when they're going to bed, they're like playing weird music. Yeah, and they're talking about how they're not gonna stop trying to pursue an extra partner. And also for the Sherwoods, yeah, because we see what happens with them and with Sarah and then all of a sudden, she's had her baby, right and they're moving on. So I don't think we're gonna see them again. Honestly, I I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. I'm not going to miss them at all. Yeah. Bye. So it feels like we only have a couple more episodes before this whole thing is over, right, Yeah, I think we only have like maybe three that's what people are reporting online. They're saying there's gonna be fourteen episodes total, So we got three more weeks of this, all right, Well, we got to get back to the merry Field. Oh they're up to no good. Yes, we got to check in with them. But let's get into this episode, honey. All right, Well, let's start with the Davis family, because they were the top of the episode with that carriage ride, that romantic carriage ride in downtown Denver, okay or something, yes, downtown Denver. And first and foremost, that is such a cringey idea for a date. Secondly, I don't think that that's good for the horses. I think it's some kind of horse abuse, and I don't think they're happy, and so oh, why are you taking this horse out and about around Denver? And third of all, you all look grungy, gross, and I'm not feeling any sexual chemistry and feeling awkward. It was trah she and their conversation was so bizarre to me because Nick is the one that brings up religion and spirituality, like right off the bat, right, and he's like, we prefer to think about our spirituality and our religion through the basis of science because we want to be grounded in reality. Right. I'm like, Okay, But meanwhile, he's got his metaphysical YouTube that I went and looked at, and I mean he's talking about all kinds of crazy things. Yeah, soulmates and things like that, and I'm like, oh, we're like, what are you talking about? Meanwhile, Jasmine, She's just like, yeah, like science has really proved a lot of things like pandemic, like bacteria, like virus, like all of that is real. Like are we really having this conversation? She literally said there's some validity to it. I'm like, oh, okay, right, good Lord. And then she starts talking about her religious beliefs, which I'm sorry but that was a little woo woo for me because she said, you, yeah, okay. She's like, well, I'm Pagan, which is fine, that's totally fine. My mom's a reverend who studied eight religions. That's also cool. Yeah, But then she starts talking about the goddesses that she has around her. One's a Buddhist goddess Kwanyin, and the other one's an African motion goddess. And I'm like, that's cool, but I just it feels very spiritually trendy. Yeah, Like there doesn't seem like there's a whole lot of depth there. And she's talking about how she's not like other girls because she's kind of out of this world at all times. I'm in the astral somewhere and I'm like, oh, cringe, curage and her scorpio gold chain necklace. I'm like, yeah, that's real classic. Yeah it's not real gold. No, it's up, not at all. She got it at the J C. Penny, That's right. And then Nick the whole entire time is just oogling her, bowing her. Yeah, so gros. He's like, you're really beautiful, My I really attracted you. Can I kiss you? I know, I forgot about that. I blotted it from my consciousness. And then they start making out in public in front of everybody, and it was so cringe. And I was watching Jasmine closely, like are you into this, sister, and I'm feeling like she's not. I know, sounds weird truly, how could she be? But then she's saying shit in her interstitial like he's easy on the eyes. Okay, I can stare at him for a really long time. I'm like, good, no, but I mean to each his own, like, you're coming off very judgy, like Nick is an erudite. He's a very intelligent, philosophical person who's able to have deep conversations so legitly like and so maybe that adds a layer of attractiveness for Jasmine, or maybe it's steelsy yeah, or maybe it's the money she thinks she going to be making. That's what I'm thinking, which is no money, Jasmine. No, sorry to tell you, not at all. And I'm like, what intelligent conversation did they have during this whole date? Literally none besides him saying that she's hot and that his sex is powerful, because after the whole carriage ride and making out with her behind this horses, but then they go and get like a drink or something, yes, and he's like, yeah, I'd really love for you to come stay the night in my bed the weekend. Yeah. Now, granted we know she has like an eleven year old son, right, yeah? So is she supposed to bring the sun? Is it just her? And this is where she tells him to kind of slow your role, Like, the one thing I'm going to ask from you is for some patience. And you're not gonna have access to this body, yadda yaddi until you have access to this mind, I can't. She's like, oh, you both are just terrible. You're truly terrible. This is why I don't miss being out on the dating scene. Oh my god, having these cringe af conversations with Rando's in dem been there, done that? Oh god, not with a Nick Davis, though, I'm sure you went out with more high quality men, you know, ones that had jobs. Yes, at the very least I could action pay for the date. Yes, because that was so cringe too, because they're like, I think he drove her or his wives drove her. I don't know what they did, but they paid for this whole date. It's a tale seated well tail seize they did not like in their hypothetical universe, Like if he's going out to look for these women, yes, the three wives that you have at home, who are all gainfully employed are the ones putting the money in your pocket and paying for your booty suit so you can go and kiss on this woman. So they're paying for your date, but they seem happy to do so because, as we know and to have established, some of them want to eat a box, oh for sure. So it's not just for Nick. There's other things happening in the twelve foot bed, honey. There has to be, because it's so weird otherwise. But whatever their date, I guess Nick had a fun time. He was kind of making some weird comments, like about how she's very unique, all too special. Well, she talks about how nothing comes easy, even eating, because I often asphyxiate on my own food, and he's like, what, oh my god, slow down and show your food, Like why is that even happening? Maybe she has the tiniest off iguesst like Sutton non Real Housewives at Beverly Hills. You'd have had to watch it, but that's bizarre. Yeah, but I did get from him a judge vibe totally like the Salahudines with what was her name, Alexis. I think, like how they were just judging her the whole time. Like I felt like at times he was doing the same thing to Jasmine, which you have no right to judge anybody else and their beliefs and their way of life. Nick, I know that's what I felt too. It was very weird, and I'm like, who are you, mister unemployed? Uh huh? I Like, I don't even think he does taxes. I doubt he does, because he's got these other wives married to a child, so they're doing Texas. I'm like, are you like one of those Alaskan bush people that's like hiding from the government, got no social Security card. Maybe it's a good gig if you can get it. I mean, hey, these other wives are allegedly consenting to it, so whenever. And then after the date, he heads home. He's got a big old smile on his face and he's greeted by Danielle, who stayed up because she couldn't sleep because she's jealous, because she's wondering what Nick is doing. Where's Papa Nick at? So he walks in and she starts asking questions about the date and primarily wants to ask, well, did you kiss her? Like was there any kind of intimacy? And he's like, yeah, we did, And also I want to invite her over for a night to just see how we all click together. And Nick says that he's really concerned with Danielle in particular her opinion and whether she feels okay with it, and Danielle lets him know that she's fine with it. Yeah, but to the camera, says, I feel like I'm always telling people what they want me to say. That's what's so frustrating for me about her, because I'm like, just be honest, because it's just gonna blow up when you actually see this girl, because we've seen the previews of her being like I'm gonna shake this up. And we saw the previews this week of her jumping on their twelve foot bed and I'm like, how is that gonna work? No, But we saw the preview also of Nick kind of swimming across the hot type to kiss her and she like kind of went like that she had not seem into it. No, because it was very forceful and in front of all the women. I'm like, it's so weird. I don't like Nick. Like, up until this point, I've been kind of like whatever about the Davis family. I thought that they were the only ones on all of the seasons of Seeking Sister Wife that seemed like the most I don't know, happy with their situation. Like everybody seemed to mutually benefit. It seemed like a good system for everybody. I don't agree with it, but like whatever. But now after this episode, I'm like, oh, Nick's a sleeze ball, because as he's in there saying like, oh, yeah, I really care about your feelings Danielle and like I worry about you blah blah blah, and she's like, well, thanks, I appreciate that. He's like well, I can take the stress off of you. We can go to the boom boom room. Yeah, yeah, right after the date. Well yeah, because he's a horn dog. He's got a bony totes and he wants to do something with it. And then balls is blue. And so Danielle, I mean, any port in a storm, you're up, So why don't we go to the boom boom room. It's your turn to get some sunlight from your orbit. God so cool. Yeah, and he smacks her ass all the way to the boon. Well, she's happy to go though. And you always get what you settle for. And Danielle, if you're gonna settle for this bullshit, then this is what you get. Facts. But do you think his sex is really as powerful as he was claiming to Jazzmine? Sex is powerful magic? Like no, I mean, if I have to open my eyes and see your face, it's not powerful. It's traumatizing to me. It's traumatizing. Oh good, good, good, good good. But I don't want to be a judgy bitch. That's rude and I'm gonna stop doing that. Okay, sure until we get to the next We get to the Sherwoods next. These people pissed me off this week really GoF Well, let's talk about what happens. So they're actually sitting on the couch doing their interstitial and they're kind of talking to and updating the cameras with like where they are. And previous to this, they had had the conversation with Sarah, which is the young woman who agreed, I think under duress while the cameras were on, to be exclusive in a relationship with them. I e. I won't date other people while I go out on dates with you. I don't think that means what they think it means. But this is what happened and they're happy. But while they're sitting on the couch, Ashley starts getting phone calls. Her phone starts going off, and Shane says, like, pick it up, and it happens to be Sarah who's calling her and calling her and texting her. So they pick it up while they're on the couch and say's like, yeah, can I come on over There's something I need to talk to you about. And immediately I know you about to be dumped. I'm surprised she had the integrity, Sarah to actually show up and do this face to face. Yeah, but at the same time, I loved it because it was an opportunity for her to actually call them out for being weirdos. Yes, so Sarah comes over, they all go outside, they sit down on their little lawn chairs, and she basically says like, look, I can't do this with you, Like it feels like you guys are requiring this very quick attachment. But that's not fair to me to have to attach to you like that isn't how it works for me, Like I need to take my time. And the way she says it is like I have had one date with you, Ashley, and then I met you Shane, and then I think she came over for the fucking big meeting and that's it. Yep. So in that amount of time, they are expecting this level of commitment from her, and so she calls them out on camera and she's like an, I'm not into it. I don't want to pursue it. No, thank you. I loved it, Honestly. I thought it was very cool that she went over the very next day because last episode she was straight up saying in her interstitial I felt pressured to say yes in the moment because they were coming on pretty hard and wanting an answer, and I don't really know how I feel, so I'm glad she figured it out and immediately went and talked to them. But Ashley starts crying, like immediately, And this is why we have to go back to the fact that she's a psychiatrist. Yeah, she's a medical professional, which is why I loved that Sarah did it this way, because she's talking to a mental health professional about attachment and what you're asking somebody else to do. And to the camera, Sarah even says it felt real controlling. Yeah, and it is controlling, especially on Shane's part. But like Ashley is a psychiatrist, This isn't normal. This isn't how relationships evolve and develop in a healthy way. No, what are you doing? I know, and I know she's pregnant in these interstitials and stuff, so I'm sure that's why her emotions are kind of up in the air. But at the same time, I'm like, you had two dates with this jig, you kissed her twice, Like why are you crying over her being like, you know, I'm not really ready to commit. I understand it being disappointing, but Shane and Ashley's reactions especially Shane was so over the top, Like he's like straight up like swearing, getting so mad. What kind of a person does this? A shit person. That's the kind of person that does this. Like they immediately go into their kitchen after Sarah leaves and and talk shit and talk shit about her, And I'm like, it's the most reasonable thing I've seen on this entire series. What are you talking about? Ashley? You should know that. But Shane, who the fuck do you think you are? You're weirdos Yep, You're asking this young woman to make all these sacrifices and she doesn't even know you, not at all. This lady is heavy with dolly with down to give birth? Yeah you want me all up in that? No, I can't know. So I just I felt like the audacity to judge her, just like the Shibbooties did with Alexis. And I'm just like, this is wild, and people are wild. They are really crazy. And I think like part of Shane's frustration is because he's having to watch his prego wife go and make out with women in front of him, and he's like asking for commitment so she doesn't have to keep going on dates. But then at the same time, I'm like, use your big boy words and say it in a nice mature way as a thirty something year old man, Like, why are you cussing this chick out after two dates? Wild and acting so surprised that she's doing this within twenty four hours of your big conversation at the dining table. Well, I'm like, don't you want her to be absolutely honest with you as quick as possible so you guys don't start making plans with this girl? And he's just very upset about it. Yeah, you just can't believe that it happened, But it sounds like it happens a lot to y'all. It sounds like this kind of thing happens to all of these couples constantly getting dumped by their thirds and their fourths. Well, because you guys are fucking weird, that's why. Yeah, and all y'all come on too strong. I even saw a Reddit post earlier today it was like saying, why do all of these couples like demand commitment and demand loyalty like right off the bat? Like, chi, Yeah, maybe it's because they think they need it for these weird alternative lifestyles. But I'm like y'all need to calm down. Honestly, it's a huge turnoff. And I was like so happy that Sarah did that, and I'm so happy she called them controlling. I'm so glad that it was all on camera. You guys should be embarrassed. Yep. Oh, I'm sure they are, because then the very next scene we flash forward to the future, Ashley has her baby. Yeah, and then they've decided that they're going to just pause the whole sister wife thing indefinitely for right now. Thank you. You should have been doing that because Shane has cancer. Well, yeah, the good news is I guess there was a post on Reddit and they shared that Shane is cancer free. Yeah, so that's great. Yes, But I mean he was at the time going through this huge process. She was heavy with child, she's giving birth, she's postpart and there's a lot going on that y'all could focus on much less decorating your home. I know you're a psychiatrist, you're an empty what's going on anyway? I was noticing, but yeah, they felt very They just felt very weird to me. Yeah, because they are, and I feel like they were embarrassed on TV. So that made me very happy. Honestly, me too, and I hope we don't have to see them again because Ashley's so aggravating to me. Shane too, but like I give him a pass because he has cancer and stuff. Ashley fuck her, yeah, like I can't with her, And even in her interstitials, she's like, I'm still interested in exploring my bisexicality, but not right now. Right well, and that's her saying I would love to come back for another season, though I would love to see wife. Yes cringe. Then we have the shabbooties, and we have the aftermath of the whole fight with Jamila at lunch, so they all head home with Jahari and they kind of talk about all of it, and again, Johari is the best. She's like so based. She calls Nyla out for being disrespectful to Miss Jamila and says we need to learn healthier communication habits bitch, which I thought was great because you know, Nyla loves to lecture somebody about maturity and how to act, and it was great just having the presence of Jahari, like she has a certain presence about her, like essentially telling her that what she did was wrong. But I just kept reminding myself that this is the first time Naim and Nyla have met Jahari. They've talked online on some Rando forum. This woman agreed to go with them to meet his mother, having never met them before, and partaken all of this, and I'm just like, this is such a weird conversation for this unknown woman to come back to your house and then start downloading you about how you guys are acting crazy out here. I know it's very strang yeah, but that's kind of how life is nowadays. Like I know a lot of people who have like strictly online friends or even like Clayton from ninety eight fiance who's had this best friend for thirteen years, never met him in person and they only speak online. But then they act like like real people when they're together. Like Jahari's acting like a bff, Like she's like calling them out on their shit. I'm like, dang, I think she's aware of the cameras. I think she probably think that thinks that they're ridiculous. Oh, Nim and Nyla, Yeah, oh yeah, because they are. Yeah, I think what we're getting from Jahari isn't like actual real friendship for these people. It's just like, oh, I'm on camera and I'm going to just try and present myself in the best possible life as possible and call out to while I'm here. Yeah, I mean, why would you want to be friends with Niam and Nyla personally? Well, And Nayla takes this opportunity to throw Jamila under the bus again, like she doesn't even know how to say my daughter's name and I'll worry about my daughter, like she doesn't even see my daughter. And I'm like, you going pretty hard on a woman that you are forcing repeatedly. You're forcing this woman into encounters, which, by the way, Jahari calls out like why are you trying to shove this down her throat? Is what she says, and like thank you hello, that's my question, yep. And they have nothing to say to that. No. I think Nime is like, well, my thought is that if I go over to her house, I don't want her to be blindsided. But I'm like, you're still forcing her to try and accept, so you're blindsiding her so that you don't blindside her. You're just repeatedly blindsiding her. Like what's wrong with you? Peep? It doesn't make any sense and if you guys are first cousins, like, actually, no, wonder Jamila doesn't like Nyla and no, like I just thought about that just now. Oh yeah, yeah, seems very weird to me and your incest baby, and so maybe that's why she doesn't see the incest my daughter. That is so terrible. No, but maybe this whole thing is something she's side eyeing and she's just at her wits end. And now they've got her out here in the raccoon streets on camera, Yeah, trying to provoke her all the time, and Jahari's just calling it out like stop it. Yeah, you don't need to do all that, y'all are grown. It's super weird. And then Jahari's like, Okay, I gotta go bye. Y'all are crazy. And then Nama Nyla go to bed and act like, oh, it's fine whatever. Well, we'll keep trying because I really believe it. I'm like, do you? And this is the scene where they were playing the music like that. It felt like this was the season finale, like we're not going to see them for the rest of the season. But then I thought to myself, didn't we see a scene with Nyla stalking off away from the couch being really upset, and didn't something happen at a dinner as well? Yeah, she got upset. I thought we saw that in a preview. Yeah it wasn't a preview because Naim was talking about how he wanted to be intimate with this girl in front of Nyla and Nyla was not happy about it. Right, So they better get back to that because I've been waiting for that. Yeah, don't show us a preview and the note show us. Yeah, I hate that. I hate that shit so much. And the last, but not least, we have the Ryans. We haven't seen them for a while, and thank goodness because they are so icky and creepy, super specially Becky with her weird cult smile, I know. And she's being all creepy with her daughter and her sister in law picking out a dress because she's going to go on a group date with Yari and Justin. And it also happens to be Yari's forty second birthday, right, which is a terrible way to spend your birthday. It sounds like that to me, But like Becky's trying to be really careful because She really wants to demonstrate to Yari that she's the kind of person that can let her have the attention on her special day, Like, it's not just about Becky, it's about you. And I'm just like, oh, honey, very weird, yeah, super super weird. She picks out a dress and then they go to dinner and this was the most awkward thing ever because they're like barely talking. Justin is so boring and he's literally the worst. What does he offer to any woman? Does he even work? Who is this person? Maybe he's got money, Maybe he's got a big money. Do you see his house? They don't have money, he ain't got a big dick on any All he has is he's a jim bro and he thinks he's he thinks he's hot, but like absolutely brings nothing to the table. And then there's Becky. You're fucking espadrills On clomping into the restaurant in her dowdy dress thinking she's hot. I'm like, you guys are the bizarre bizarro world. They're super weird, and they give me swinger vibes. I don't know what it is. I think it's because it's Becky. I mean they are so creepy, and they sit at the table. Justin's like low energy, Yori doesn't even really say anything. It's super freaking awkward because if y'all recall, Yori didn't even know that Justin was polygamist till their second date or whatever, and so she feels freaking awkward, right, and they're trying to play it off like, oh, she must not have looked at the whole profile, she must not have seen our pictures. And I'm thinking to myself self, these people didn't mention it in that profile, and they didn't include any of those pictures of course. So here's Yari, this poor victim, sitting there at the table with these creepers. But I'm also wondering, like, why did you agree to do this, Yori? I don't. She seems really uncomfortable. They're obviously not speaking a lot. There's not a great rapport, like why are we doing this? It's super weird, and Justin and his talking kids like, yeah, she's not her usual talky, flirtatious self. And I'm like, was she to begin with? Because I saw that date with you last time where you essayed her right, forcing yourself and your face into her face. Well, did she not realized that Becky was coming? I don't know, like, is that something maybe she didn't know because she just seemed really put out. Yeah, it was very weird. And then Becky, of course, being the intense personality as she calls it, just goes right into all of the questions, so what do you do for fun? And Yary's answer after work? I go Jim and he eats chips and I'm like, oh my god, can you bring any more to the table? Right? And like, how was your date? I mean, did you all kiss? Which was really inappropriate and justin immediately feels terrible about it because he knows how it looks to Yari, And Yari feels uncomfortable and doesn't really want to answer and says something like I think she says yes, but like where did you hear that from? Yeah? In other words, are you guys talking about this amongst yourselves, about me making out with your husband? Yeah? And then Becky starts explaining polygamy to her what they're looking for and it's really important for us that the wives are friends, we can be best friends. I'm just like, oh my god, I would have just gotten up and walked the fuck out, just walked out. Yeah, one hundred percent. I would not have stayed. But maybe they were paying the bills, so she's like, well, free food, I don't care. I would have walked out and I would not have explained myself. It's not even worth my time or my energy. Y'all are bozos. I gotta go, and I would have walked out. But I don't know why yais stayed. I don't know either. Maybe she wants to be scissor sisters with that woman. Doesn't want any part of that box, honey, she doesn't want any part of that woman. I don't think she wants any part of that man. Well, it seemed like she did from their last dage. She's like, he's attracted. No, she's there again. She didn't want to kiss him, and he basically forced her to kiss him. But I mean, then she showed up for this state. So I'm not understanding this woman. Move on, find it not bad. I know, it doesn't make any sense. And in her talking head, she's like, I was very nervous to be here because this is Justin's wife and I'm not sure how she would take it or anything. And I'm like well, obviously, Becky's fine with it. That's why she's asking if y'all kissed, And to me, I'm like, maybe you shouldn't have asked that, But at the same time, I don't know why, Like Yuri and Justin are surprised that Becky would bring it up because that's his wife. Yeah, and she's there on your date. Well, and this is your arrangement, Like Becky knows y'all gonna be fucking in the boom boom room while she's there listening with a cup next to the masturbating, one hand on the cup, one hand in her pants. Yeah, it's so creepy. And then of course, at the end of the date, just like in true Sherwood fashion, Becky's like, yeah, so you're gonna continue dating us? Right? Are you into it? Are you into poligamy? Will you still date us? And You're always like sure, yeah, exactly. I mean, like, most people don't really want to come out and say I'm absolutely not this is inappropriate. I don't feel comfortable. I feel like you guys are weirdos. Thanks for this weird dinner. I gotta go. Most people don't have the heart to say something so directly so they'll be like, yeah, of course and then ghost, yeah, which is what I thought Sarah was gonna do with it, Sure with same, but she didn't. She did it a lot better if you ask me. But I think Yuri's just gonna ghost. I'm kind of hoping so, because these people are freaking weird and they keep getting dumped and I love to see it me too, And I hope that we don't end their storyline here, like I hope we get to see them either go on more dates with Yari or get dumped because I want to see Justin get all sad again. What we see in the preview that Yari's like, I need attention from my man. I don't want to share my men. And he feels like very strongly to say, well, I take care of my women. I show up for my women. I'm committed to my women. Yeah, Like what's cute. Yeah, he's like Nick Davis being like, no, you all are in the orbit of me and you'll all get your sexual seduction. It's gonna be fine. Don't worry about it. Pretty ew Yeah, and he I think Becky also said that Yori is Justin's type, Like she said it again. They said this a couple episodes ago, like, oh, yeah, she's his tight because she's Latina, and also she goes to the gym. I'm like, y'all are freaking weird. So your husband has a fetish and he's fetishizing these poor women and going on dates with them when he's not, Like he's not attracted to Becky? Is he? I'm not. It doesn't see. I don't see how he would be. Are you who would be? Absolutely not? No? But I'm like, I wonder if they're fucking Becky and Justine. Yeah, Oh, I think they're fucking I think they're freaks. Oh my god, I think there's a swing. I think there are toys and implements. I think they're fucking Yeah, she pegs him. Oh god, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. I would love it. Yeah. And so they want a third I think they want a third nasty. Well. Then, also in the preview, we have Jasmine staying the night with the Davis family and she's jumping on that twelve foot bed. Ow get off my bed with your bacteria and your virus and your pandemic, and you're outside clothes, Like what do you do? Like, get off my fucking bed. Yeah, that's super weird. But I'm like, is she really gonna stay in the bed with them on their first night together? Like I thought she was gonna like have a legit slumber party or something and sleep on the couch. Maybe she'd sneak into the boom boom room with Nick later in the middle of the night, But is she really gonna stay in their bed? I doubt it. Oh my god, that'd be so weird. And then we have Miriam flyin all the way from Michigan, right, and she's a Muslim lady, so she's fine with polygamy allegedly. Well so the Merryfields, though, are evangelical literalist Christians. Such a good point, and she said Muslim. Isn't there like some sort of an inherent problem with that? Yeah, which just speaks to the fact that this is all about fucking and being on TV one hundred because it was about your faith. If it was about the way that you believe, then this doesn't make any sense to me. But none of it makes any sense to me. That's such a good point. I didn't even think about that because Garrick just creeps me the fk out. And I was just thinking about how Natalia because it starts the previous starts with her on FaceTime or whatever, being like, yeah, Garrick and Danielle flew back to America several months ago, and I haven't heard from them at all, and I'm like, oh, yeah, so I wonder if he's just going all these countries, is banging these people, and Danielle is facilitating the entire thing. I mean, because by their account, the way they describe the way marriage works, once you have sex, once you have a commitment, and then you have sex, you're married. Yes, so he's now married by virtue of his own belief around it. He's married to Natalia and he's just going to ghost her. Yeah, he's also married to Roberta then, yes, by that same logic. Yeah, so that's it's all just about sex. Gross. I can't wait to see his cringe ass date with Miriam though, where he's like, I think you're very beautiful, and he's like petting, petting again, he's petting people and he's so unconscious and she's like talking to him and he's like ill, I know, his dead eyes and Miriam's just looking with like lovey w she's like down in that wine though, Yeah, maybe she's just like, oh yeah, very very bizarre. I'm loving it though. I still love this show. I think it's so trashy. I love it as. We have a few more episodes until June. Yes, winding things down though. Yeah, and reminder, after this is done, and after vander Pomp Rules is done, we're gonna be bringing back Sister Wives recaps. Okay, Sunny, y'all are still messaging me on Instagram and still commenting on Patre. We're gonna bring them back. I promise. We're also gonna be picking up Unexpected. Miss Beatrice over here did a little ig poll as to whether people wanted to hear the recaps, and I guess people do, so we're going into it. Do I have to watch previous seasons? No, I've seen a couple of them. I haven't, but I haven't in like a year or two. Let's just reballing, all right, We're just gonna pick it up. Yeah, we're gonna have fun. Yeah, like only weekend Beatrice. Now, is there anything else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons before we go? Well, if you love our podcast, I sure hope you go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a glowing five star review. It really helps us fur the pod, so please thank you. We'll be back later this week to talk of vander Pumperrule's reunion and the Valley, but in soelth Ends, Please don't forget that we have nothing bought love for you, and please by love, guys,