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Lunch With the Clydesdale - Monday Show! Do You Perm a Mullet? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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  Well, the Cowboys back.
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  We are live for lunch.
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  Let's go.
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  From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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  we cover it all Midday motivation every
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  time you press call Lunch with the
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  Clydesdale,
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  cowboy bring the heat Crossfit, boobies,
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  music on repeat Half hour hustle, yeah,
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  we building that brand Grab a plate,
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  tune in now,
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  you part of the fam Boom!
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  What is going on, everybody?
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  Welcome to Lunchtime.
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  That theme song is in my head now.
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  I wake up at like three o'clock in
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  the morning singing.
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  It's ridiculous.
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  It's really good.
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  Cowboys in the saddle today, man.
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  It reminds me of like a almost like
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  a nineties R&B type, you know,
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  like a SWV or somebody would have sang
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  it like that.
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  Not about us, probably, but you know.
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  Maybe no scrubs.
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  Yeah, that type of deal.
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  I don't know.
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  Yeah,
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  my wife and I were listening to a
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  lot of, like,
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  nineties hip hop this weekend.
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  So when you said that, like,
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  all this stuff's flooding through my head.
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  That's when I was bouncing in bars,
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  and so all that music was played nonstop,
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  and it is stuck in my head forever.
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  Some of that stuff, I say still,
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  like I go to the ballrooms nowadays,
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  but when we were still going out any
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  kind of regularly, was still being played.
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  Like,
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  Shoop is still a fairly popular song to
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  play now.
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  get the ladies out on the floor i
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  wish i was making that up but it's
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  not it that's not it i'm not making
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  that up so it's thirty something years old
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  so i was old enough to have two
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  mortgages yeah every time i hear um good
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  vibrations by marky mark and the funky
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  bunch i'd start to cross my arms get
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  in position get ready yeah you know anyway
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  um
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  Before we get into all the CrossFit stuff,
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  I want a huge shout out to Dex
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  Hopkins for jumping on with me last night.
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  You know,
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  Corey's got some stuff going on with the
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  family.
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  Then he's got Magic City this weekend.
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  And Carolyn and Jamie had given it all
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  yesterday.
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  And it was awesome for him to jump
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  on, give them a break.
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  And it's...
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  Dex is such an old friend in the
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  CrossFit space for me.
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  When I was volunteering back in the day,
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  I was working security in the warm-up
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  area.
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  That's where I met him.
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  That's when he had the long beard,
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  long hair, the whole nine.
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  Like a Viking.
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  Yeah.
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  And early on on this podcast,
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  he was on all the time.
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  used to call it uh clyde sale after
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  dark when dex came on and uh it
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  was it was a different kind of special
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  back then outstanding love dex joe was
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  great last night he was he was he
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  was really really good i enjoyed it he
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  is best at reminiscing like the dude has
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  been around crossfit since it's all
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  started his retention
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  Below is my mind, like the details, names,
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  because I can tell you all kinds of
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  stuff that I did,
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  but when I started having to remember
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  people's actual names,
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  I started calling them short.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  Well,
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  he's not as old as we are yet.
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  Fair.
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  So he's got more stuff flowing into the
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  gray matter.
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  A hundred percent.
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  You know?
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  One quick thing before we jump into it.
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  I am releasing one lost tape of a
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  Masters athlete every day because of
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  Legends and Magic City,
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  just celebrating the Masters athletes.
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  They're going up on members only for
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  seventy two hours and then they will be
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  released to the general public after
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  seventy two hours.
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  So there's like six of them up already
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  on members only.
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  And then every day at eleven a.m.,
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  a new one's released.
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  They're all like five minutes short,
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  super quick,
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  just getting to know some of the Masters
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  athletes in the game.
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  I enjoy sitting and talking to them as
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  much as anybody.
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  And I think it shows in these interviews.
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  So they're not a big time waster.
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  If you just, you know,
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  have to use the facilities and you need
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  something quick to get you through,
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  it's a nice little five-minute view.
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  Also get to know some of your Masters
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  athletes.
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  You might be sitting on the floor
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  somewhere.
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  Yeah.
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  Hear a name somewhere and you're like, oh,
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  yeah.
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  Just heard Scott talk to him.
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  Yeah.
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  Fun stuff.
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  Jay Birch says, nice hoodie, Scott.
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  Yeah.
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  When I did that year at Rogue with
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  the documentary team,
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  got this nice little.
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  Very nice.
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  It is one of the most comfortable hoodies
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  ever.
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  Go run.
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  It has like the front pocket,
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  but it doesn't connect.
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  It's like two individual pockets.
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  You know?
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  It's weird when I first got it,
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  but I do kind of like it.
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  It's like having pocket mittens.
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  It's like my own little muff.
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  A hundred percent.
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  Yeah.
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  So this weekend,
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  I talked about it a little bit last
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  night, but since you're on the show,
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  both Lydia Fish and Jamie Latimer are
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  missed out on their invite to the CrossFit
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  Games by a half a step.
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  That's rough.
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  Lydia Fish,
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  if she would have beat Sydney Smith,
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  instead of losing by a half a step,
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  would be going to the CrossFit Games.
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  Damn.
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  If Jamie Latimer beats Carly Newlands,
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  instead of losing by a half a step,
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  she's going to the CrossFit Games.
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  Four points.
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  I am watching the stream.
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  I am yelling as loud as I can
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  for her to stop adjusting her belt and
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  pick up the dumbbells.
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  And my wife,
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  who never watches CrossFit ever,
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  is yelling at Jamie to pick up the
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  damn dumbbells.
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  Pick it up and go.
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  It's rough, dude.
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  You get those...
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  it's almost ingrained in most athletes
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  when you're competitive.
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  It's almost a nervous tick.
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  It's like, oh,
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  I need to do this before I do
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  this.
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  I need to do that before I do
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  that.
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  And nine times out of ten, you don't.
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  And I'm willing to bet she's going to
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  go back and watch that and go, well,
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  shit, why did I even do that?
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  She didn't have to go back and watch
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  it.
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  Yeah.
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  We talked minutes after.
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  She's already beaten herself up.
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  No, I'm sure.
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  And
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  I just tried to tell her like this
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  programming was not her wheelhouse.
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  Not at all.
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  For her to be in it showed the
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  fight that she has.
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  And she's,
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  she was supposed to have nine months of
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  recovery to a year from the hip surgery
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  and to go out on the floor with
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  the best in the world and be that
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  close.
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  before scheduled to be like okay to start
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  this stuff and the fact that her shoulder
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  is held together with duct tape and
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  freaking like chewing gum at this point i
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  mean she did phenomenal dude she's
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  absolutely phenomenal yeah she's fit and
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  she refuses to admit it but she is
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  elite level fit yeah i'm convinced if she
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  went to magic city she'd be going to
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  the games
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  It's way more in her wheelhouse.
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  So much, so much.
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  But man, when you're,
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  when you're that close to an athlete,
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  like she's my best friend, right?
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  Like we talk all that we talk every
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  day.
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  And I wanted it so bad.
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  And, like, it just hurt, man.
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  It hurt.
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  It put me in a funk.
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  And then we kind of come back and
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  rallied to do the show last night.
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  I was hurting, I'll admit.
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  Then, on the other hand, Carolyn,
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  complete domination.
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  Three event wins,
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  a second place and a fifth place.
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  I watched her, well,
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  just her finishing off the chest of war
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  sandbag one dude, and it was just silly,
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  honestly.
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  It really, really was.
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  She looked so casual, dropped down,
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  scooted across the line.
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  She didn't look tired.
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  What's crazy is now that she has that
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  ticket punched, now her focus is elite.
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  This weekend,
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  she's actually going to do WFP.
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  She's going to London.
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  She's doing WFP.
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  And then she's focusing on trying to make
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  the elite games.
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  She's going to NorCal for that, right?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  And WFP is a good move on her.
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  I think it's a good move because with
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  all the people with Drew,
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  she has a legit shot to get a
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  pro card and fund her entire season next
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  year.
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  Absolutely fantastic, dude.
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  Absolutely fantastic.
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  Wish none but the best for Carolyn.
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  Really, really do, dude.
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  She's probably the most humble person in
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  the space at this point.
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  She's kind of like, oh, whatever.
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  whatever.
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  Right.
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  She's never like,
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  I'm going to come out here and smash
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  this kind of stuff.
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  Like she knows what she's good at,
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  but she's not throwing it up in
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  everybody's faces type deal.
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  And she just comes out there and just
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  smashes everybody.
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  The more you get to know her,
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  the more you realize she,
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  she's very confident in her abilities.
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  Confident is one thing.
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  Confident and arrogant is something
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  completely different.
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  She does.
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  Doesn't tell the public.
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  But like if we're talking workouts behind
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  the scenes, like she'd be like, yeah,
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  that's not a problem for me.
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  Hellson says she's not like Colton.
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  I don't know.
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  I think, I don't know.
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  Yeah, Colton is more like public persona,
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  like new Colton.
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  Not like five years ago,
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  but the new Colton.
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  The current Colton?
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  The new Colton gets it.
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  Sure.
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  In order to fund his season,
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  he has to be a public personality.
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  And he has embraced it,
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  and he knows what it takes.
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  I love it when he does a post-game,
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  a post-workout, post-event, whatever,
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  interviewing.
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  He just says stuff like,
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  these nerds knew I was going to come
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  out here and smash this.
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  Yeah.
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  yeah that's my favorite colton of all time
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  what's going on meg um hey i don't
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  know if this is public yet or whatever
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  but uh i'm going on glintons on thursday
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  let's point out yeah it's it's always
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  weird to like go on to a podcast
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  as a guest and control
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  because I don't get to dictate the
• 12:55
  questions or the flow or the format.
• 13:03
  On one side,
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  it's very exhilarating because I don't
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  have to do any of that.
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  I just get to react and hang out
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  and shoot the shit and do all that
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  kind of stuff.
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  And then on the other hand,
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  it's a little nerve wracking because I
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  don't have any control.
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  Good news is for you is that
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  uh garrett and colleen make it enormously
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  easy to be on there oh yeah yeah
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  yeah yeah like it it's it's fantastic um
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  i like every time i've been on dude
• 13:35
  like you can go on it's very casual
• 13:39
  it's safe but it's you know it's a
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  good conversation and it's not it's
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  definitely not and it's your favorite
• 13:47
  color blue type stuff you know what i
• 13:49
  mean
• 13:50
  I've said it before.
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  I've said it a hundred times.
• 13:52
  They're very,
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  very good at what they do and underrated
• 13:55
  as a thing.
• 13:57
  John George asks if their show is live.
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  It is.
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  Yes, it is.
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  It is every bit live.
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  Yes, it is.
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  It's live and it's super fun.
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  I've never tuned into one and not found
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  myself laughing at something that was
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  going on.
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  Yeah.
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  They don't think themselves as a great
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  community.
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  They have like a really cool community and
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  they do a variety of shows.
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  Like they had, they do the interviews.
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  They do just like hangout shows where a
• 14:24
  bunch of the community comes on and talks.
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  I think they're going to be filming.
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  They're going to be filming Joseph doing
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  the semifinal workouts online.
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  Yep.
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  And those are,
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  those are fun to be in the chat.
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  So, yeah, check it out.
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  I'm sure it's all going to come out.
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  Meg says the details will be coming out
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  soon.
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  Dropping deep sometimes.
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  So, yeah,
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  I'm actually going to go finally get my
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  haircut to be on there.
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  I told myself I wasn't going to get
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  my haircut until my heart worked right.
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  Well, your heart's working right,
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  so no more suggestions.
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  yep now my heart's working right so i
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  got a scheduled appointment on wednesday
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  or you could just let the flow go
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  i debated it i debated i because it's
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  been a long time since i've had long
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  hair right uh it's been since the it's
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  been since the mid-nineties since i've had
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  long hair
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  no thank you no jeff i'm at my
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  home this is still my house that's outside
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  um well uh jeremy they even allow me
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  to come on and meg says yeah we're
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  questioning that decision i would too it's
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  only because his internet only works from
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  between the hours of nine in the morning
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  until like three thirty in the afternoon
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  and he gets shut off after that that's
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  because he um he bought his internet on
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  timu
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  I bet Scott can pull off a mullet.
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  Scott had a mullet.
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  Scott had a mullet back in the day.
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  And this is going to be embarrassing,
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  but I did the thing that no man
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  should ever do in the eighties.
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  And that was, I got a perm.
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  I got the mullet permed.
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  Oh yeah.
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  No, bro.
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  Down here, that was a thing.
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  Like when I was in probably...
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  fifth or sixth grade,
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  I never did it because my mom wasn't
• 16:34
  going to pay for me to get a
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  perm no matter what,
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  but they would just perm the back.
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  So from here down,
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  it'd be curly as shit and then the
• 16:44
  top would be straight mother type stuff.
• 16:46
  Oh yeah, dude, I remember that well.
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  So my sister is a
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  She does hair,
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  whatever you want to call it.
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  So I got it for free.
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  I just had to go and buy the
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  little kit at the supermarket.
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  My vision was that my mullet was going
• 17:05
  to be Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
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  The reality was I became Gabe Cotta from
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  Welcome Back Cotta.
• 17:12
  Welcome Back Cotta.
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  yeah yeah that's oh that's terrible uh
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  really not billy ray cyrus i am not
• 17:28
  a country music fan i am a rocker
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  from back i really pictured steven tyler
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  with the curls down the whole bet bit
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  doing is uh oh which one with uh
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  Oh,
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  of course I can't think of it right
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  now.
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  I can see it in my head, though.
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  It'll come to me.
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  John Crook.
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  CrossFit,
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  if it would have come out as John
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  Crook, I would have been okay with that.
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  Right?
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  I would have been cool with John Crook.
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  I got Gabe Cotta.
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  I got the tight Afro curls.
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  Yeah, the itty bitty ones.
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  I grew a mullet to impress my wife.
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  Then everything shut down for COVID.
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  Turns out the joke was on me.
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  I remember, uh, right.
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  Whenever they shut everything down,
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  I made a post on Facebook.
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  At one point I said,
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  you see me a couple of months from
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  now and I have a mullet mind your
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  business.
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  Ain't nothing I can do about it right
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  now.
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  And, uh,
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  I made it.
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  I already needed a haircut.
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  I was in the same boat you were.
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  I already needed a haircut when everything
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  shut down.
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  And I made it about another three weeks.
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  And then I shaved.
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  Because Jennifer wouldn't.
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  She don't mess with nobody else's hair.
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  But I shaved mine in the driveway.
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  Like just all the way with my clippers
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  right there in the driveway to get it
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  off.
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  I couldn't take it no more.
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  I just have to say this to cows
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  and CrossFit.
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  If your wife is impressed by mullet,
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  you found the right woman.
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  A hundred percent.
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  That's all I got to say about that.
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  You married well, my brother.
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  Grown the Hogan mullet, bald on top.
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  Rest in peace.
• 19:30
  Rest in peace.
• 19:31
  I can't wait for the Netflix doc to
• 19:33
  come out on Hogan.
• 19:35
  Uh, something is out.
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  I don't know if it's that or not.
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  Cause I saw something about it on Netflix
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  the other day.
• 19:40
  It might've just been that it's coming.
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  I it's it's soon.
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  It's either just came out this weekend or
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  it's coming soon.
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  Oh, it's out.
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  Okay.
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  It's out.
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  Yeah.
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  I pulled up Netflix and that was the
• 19:51
  first thing that came up the other day
• 19:53
  was that thing.
• 19:54
  I need to watch it.
• 19:58
  Might do that while I'm at the Airbnb
• 20:00
  this weekend in between events.
• 20:03
  Yeah,
• 20:04
  it was such a sports-dense weekend for me,
• 20:07
  like with the legends going on,
• 20:10
  the NFL draft, Penguins in the playoffs.
• 20:15
  I was having a hard time keeping anything.
• 20:19
  And then my wife and I went to
• 20:21
  the hardware store, Menards.
• 20:24
  It's the Home Depot of the North.
• 20:26
  Menards!
• 20:28
  That's where a pirate says when he gets
• 20:29
  kicked.
• 20:35
  You're welcome.
• 20:36
  I did not expect that one, man.
• 20:38
  And I was,
• 20:41
  we're going to make a patio.
• 20:43
  And so I needed to build the frame
• 20:44
  and I need to get some quick crete
• 20:46
  and I needed to get some sand and
• 20:49
  I'm loading the shit in my cart.
• 20:51
  And all of a sudden I felt where
• 20:53
  my incision was from the heart thing
• 20:55
  starting to like expand.
• 20:58
  And I was, oh shit.
• 21:00
  Yeah.
• 21:00
  Blind panic at that point.
• 21:04
  I'm like,
• 21:05
  I think we have enough quick cretin sand
• 21:06
  right now.
• 21:08
  Yeah, this is fine.
• 21:09
  Just check out with what we got.
• 21:10
  This is fine.
• 21:13
  This will get us going.
• 21:15
  Yeah, it'll get us started,
• 21:17
  and then we'll figure it out.
• 21:20
  Because technically,
• 21:21
  I'm not cleared till today to do anything,
• 21:24
  and now I'm not even sure how heavy
• 21:26
  – because the Sentinel workout today is –
• 21:30
  squat snatches and cleans yeah you should
• 21:35
  be fine so that may be an empty
• 21:38
  barbell workout for me today it's your pvc
• 21:42
  pipe oh get you a broomstick i have
• 21:45
  pvc pipes dude yeah but if you got
• 21:49
  a broomstick then you could bring back the
• 21:51
  uh the living room workouts that uh
• 21:56
  them with some blue some blue water jugs
• 21:58
  couple blue water jugs each side some
• 22:02
  puppies then the couch from that
• 22:04
  everybody's grandparents had in their in
• 22:07
  their house perfect uh that i don't know
• 22:11
  trish sorry no i don't know the broken
• 22:13
  science met fix i did hear that uh
• 22:16
  greg has left uh the building i did
• 22:22
  I'm super curious at this point because if
• 22:26
  he just retired,
• 22:26
  retired now and just like, you know what,
• 22:28
  I'm tired of all of this.
• 22:29
  I'm just going to sit here and raise
• 22:30
  my kids.
• 22:30
  And I mean,
• 22:31
  he's got more money than God at this
• 22:33
  point.
• 22:33
  So it's not like he needs to do
• 22:34
  anything.
• 22:34
  Right.
• 22:34
  And if he entrusted to the people that's
• 22:39
  running it and just let, you know, Hey,
• 22:41
  this is a good thing.
• 22:42
  My vision is still going.
• 22:43
  I don't have to worry about it and
• 22:44
  just can go sit back and raise his
• 22:45
  kids.
• 22:46
  Then more power to him.
• 22:47
  Uh,
• 22:51
  I have antifreeze,
• 22:52
  but I've been on Facebook Marketplace,
• 22:54
  can't find the plaid casting couch.
• 22:59
  Having a hard time with that.
• 23:01
  I'll let you know if I find any
• 23:02
  around here.
• 23:05
  So, you know what I can find?
• 23:07
  Is Thirdsy.
• 23:09
  All I have to do is go to
• 23:10
  thirdsy.com backslash jazzy,
• 23:13
  get fifteen percent off my order.
• 23:16
  That's using promo code Jazzy at checkout,
• 23:19
  fifteen percent off.
• 23:20
  Get the best recovery you can,
• 23:23
  because some of these athletes are doing
• 23:24
  like two weeks in a row.
• 23:27
  What better to help them recover from the
• 23:30
  weekend before than some thirdsy to get
• 23:32
  them a good night's sleep,
• 23:33
  get that collagen protein in their system
• 23:36
  and help them recover quick.
• 23:38
  Olivia and Abby.
• 23:42
  Right.
• 23:43
  Back to back weekends.
• 23:45
  And they qualified on the second weekend.
• 23:48
  How insane is that?
• 23:52
  Not to mention all the other ones that
• 23:53
  were there that were also at Mayhem.
• 23:55
  I feel like there was a fair
• 23:57
  representation as far as that's concerned.
• 23:59
  But that is absolutely insane.
• 24:03
  That would be funny if someone created a
• 24:04
  CrossFit persona based around those old
• 24:06
  people on the seventies couch with the
• 24:09
  antifreeze and CrossFit says we could call
• 24:11
  it Danny No Flex.
• 24:18
  I think, gosh,
• 24:22
  I don't want to keep bashing on Bob
• 24:24
  and Joe because I do think the event
• 24:26
  came off pretty well.
• 24:29
  They were on time all weekend.
• 24:32
  There was exciting moments.
• 24:34
  But the programming told you that if
• 24:38
  Olivia and Abby could just recover a
• 24:41
  little, they were going to be okay.
• 24:43
  A hundred percent.
• 24:47
  And to me,
• 24:49
  that's more of an indictment on the
• 24:53
  programming that they were able to come
• 24:56
  back in a week and still win.
• 24:58
  And Olivia, not by a little.
• 25:01
  No, Olivia, by a lot.
• 25:03
  Yeah.
• 25:07
  And I heard Siobhan and Taylor go back
• 25:09
  and forth about it this morning,
• 25:11
  and I completely agree with Taylor.
• 25:13
  Like, each workout on its own was fine,
• 25:16
  and some of them were really good.
• 25:18
  But when clumped together,
• 25:20
  it doesn't make sense.
• 25:23
  No.
• 25:23
  They were five good individual workouts.
• 25:27
  But as a unit,
• 25:29
  which is what it's supposed to be to
• 25:31
  make a complete test to get people to
• 25:32
  the next level, it didn't make any sense.
• 25:34
  No,
• 25:34
  I would one hundred percent agree with
• 25:36
  that.
• 25:37
  And if you have three people within one
• 25:40
  point of each other on the women's side
• 25:43
  after five events,
• 25:45
  it almost demonstrates you needed six.
• 25:49
  Yeah.
• 25:52
  I would agree.
• 25:53
  I don't understand five.
• 25:55
  I really didn't.
• 25:55
  If you're going to have them there for
• 25:56
  three days and you only need to do
• 25:58
  five,
• 25:58
  then you only need them there for two
• 25:59
  days.
• 26:00
  You can do three on one day and
• 26:01
  two on the following day or two the
• 26:03
  first day and three the second day.
• 26:04
  It really doesn't matter one way or the
• 26:06
  other.
• 26:08
  um the difference in who got their tickets
• 26:09
  was definitely not having a run with a
• 26:11
  run i think danielle goes and not olivia
• 26:14
  i disagree i think olivia had a big
• 26:16
  enough lead that if she just could do
• 26:19
  damage control on a run she would have
• 26:21
  been fine it's abby that i think would
• 26:23
  have lost her spot
• 26:25
  There's a whole lot more involved in that
• 26:26
  as well,
• 26:27
  because it can't just be a run.
• 26:29
  It would have to be a run that
• 26:31
  makes, that makes a difference.
• 26:33
  Does that make sense?
• 26:34
  Like it needs to be a run that
• 26:36
  actually this is part of the workout,
• 26:38
  not just a run to get you from
• 26:41
  one thing, a to thing.
• 26:42
  Uh,
• 26:45
  did they bite off more than they could
• 26:46
  chew a program like an old garage games?
• 26:49
  I think a program like an old garage
• 26:50
  games.
• 26:50
  Cause that's what they were.
• 26:53
  Yeah.
• 26:54
  And when they were their own thing that
• 26:55
  didn't connect to the season,
• 26:58
  be whatever you want to be.
• 26:59
  I've said that a million times.
• 27:01
  If you are not part of the season,
• 27:04
  be you.
• 27:06
  I've been to Legends twice,
• 27:07
  and this is pretty much typical of what
• 27:11
  they would have programmed.
• 27:12
  The only thing that's different,
• 27:13
  we might have swam if we'd have been
• 27:15
  at Arizona because we did the pools there.
• 27:18
  But this was very,
• 27:18
  very typical of what they would have
• 27:20
  programmed at a Legends competition,
• 27:22
  which is fun.
• 27:24
  If you're going for that,
• 27:27
  but it doesn't necessarily... I mean,
• 27:28
  because it's just...
• 27:29
  You know what you're signing up for at
• 27:30
  this point, right?
• 27:31
  It's kind of like Rogue at this point.
• 27:34
  It's going to be heavy.
• 27:37
  But not to get people to the games.
• 27:39
  Right.
• 27:40
  They need some more balance.
• 27:42
  Ortega says, if there's a run,
• 27:43
  that also helps Emily Rolfe.
• 27:46
  And that mixes up the leaderboard even
• 27:47
  more.
• 27:48
  Yeah.
• 27:50
  You never know what...
• 27:52
  that sixth workout would do yeah because
• 27:57
  if it's a run that matters then the
• 27:59
  whole leaderboard gets shaken up it's not
• 28:01
  just and it also depends on where it's
• 28:04
  at in the in the event as well
• 28:06
  do we lead off with it like mayhem
• 28:08
  did and now everybody's got tired legs for
• 28:11
  the rest of it because running up running
• 28:12
  up a mountain is no easy task right
• 28:15
  especially when it's over three miles and
• 28:17
  there's fifty burpee getovers in the
• 28:18
  middle of it
• 28:20
  Or is it in the middle of it?
• 28:21
  And we just kind of see where everybody's
• 28:22
  at as far as that's kind of concerned.
• 28:24
  So, yeah, I mean,
• 28:24
  all of that plays in.
• 28:31
  It needed more balance in my quite humble
• 28:34
  opinion.
• 28:35
  Yeah.
• 28:37
  From the running of the event and from
• 28:38
  what I've heard about the support they
• 28:40
  provided people there, I mean,
• 28:42
  I have my own beef because they denied
• 28:45
  me media credentials and my photographer,
• 28:49
  which there was plenty of space.
• 28:57
  Bruh.
• 28:57
  That's a whole other thing.
• 28:58
  That's a whole other thing.
• 28:59
  So I have that beef with them.
• 29:01
  And other, but other than that,
• 29:03
  and it's the programming,
• 29:04
  like if they just would have done a
• 29:09
  little bit of better programming,
• 29:10
  I think I could have gotten over the
• 29:13
  media thing and, and moved on.
• 29:16
  Did you see the boys last night?
• 29:20
  Was I interrupting?
• 29:21
  I have not seen it all.
• 29:21
  I've only seen clips.
• 29:23
  So they were saying that it was initially
• 29:26
  supposed to be like triple three,
• 29:29
  the first workout, the run, the whatever,
• 29:32
  right?
• 29:33
  And then basically the stepper people came
• 29:35
  in and was like,
• 29:37
  here's a bunch of money.
• 29:38
  Let us use our whatever.
• 29:41
  And that's why CrossFit's saying they sold
• 29:42
  the windshield.
• 29:46
  This sticker is dangerous and whatever
• 29:49
  else, but I do like figure.
• 29:56
  Yeah, I get it though.
• 29:59
  When you're putting on these events,
• 30:00
  they're not moneymakers and you have to
• 30:02
  make your money where you can.
• 30:04
  Oh, I'm not mad at them for it.
• 30:06
  You got to take the money,
• 30:07
  but then you adjust the rest of the
• 30:09
  programming so it is balanced the rest of
• 30:13
  the way.
• 30:15
  take all the money you want,
• 30:17
  but let's make it balanced across the
• 30:18
  board.
• 30:19
  Yeah.
• 30:20
  You still have to,
• 30:21
  you just have to be some concessions made
• 30:22
  at some point.
• 30:23
  Uh,
• 30:25
  how'd Corinne get away with going live
• 30:27
  famous athlete wife.
• 30:28
  So my photographer did make it in,
• 30:30
  but he had to buy a ticket and
• 30:33
  he wasn't allowed to use anything other
• 30:36
  than like a standard lens.
• 30:40
  So he got some great shots.
• 30:41
  If you go out to East McCaptures,
• 30:44
  you will see some great shots from
• 30:46
  legends.
• 30:48
  But he didn't represent us because I
• 30:50
  couldn't get him in for media.
• 30:54
  And he wasn't allowed to use any kind
• 30:56
  of a longer lens.
• 30:58
  But he could shoot.
• 30:59
  And he got some amazing shots.
• 31:04
  I like the floor stuff.
• 31:06
  Like he walked around the venue and got
• 31:08
  people like...
• 31:11
  chilling out with their families and stuff
• 31:13
  like that,
• 31:13
  which I thought were amazing shots.
• 31:18
  Nice.
• 31:23
  What was their basis for denying your
• 31:25
  pass?
• 31:26
  I read it out loud.
• 31:27
  I read the email and they said essentially
• 31:30
  that they had,
• 31:31
  before they went public with the
• 31:32
  application,
• 31:34
  they had handed out all of their
• 31:37
  all of their media credentials through
• 31:39
  sponsors and other media obligations and
• 31:42
  there were none left.
• 31:46
  Then why post a public application?
• 31:50
  Was my question then and it still is
• 31:52
  today.
• 31:54
  Bob and Joe are the only people that
• 31:55
  have ever denied me media credentials in
• 31:59
  the past four years.
• 32:03
  so it just it just sucks because i'm
• 32:09
  glad he got in and got his shots
• 32:11
  it would have been cool if he could
• 32:12
  have been there for us and i could
• 32:14
  have shown some representation there um
• 32:19
  but again i've done a lot for the
• 32:22
  masters community a lot for legends
• 32:26
  including and i've mentioned them on here
• 32:28
  i did an eleven part documentary behind
• 32:30
  the scenes of the twenty four games i
• 32:33
  did um i interviewed every single winner
• 32:37
  of legends two thousand twenty four um and
• 32:44
  collaborated with them on all of it and
• 32:47
  it just sucks it just sucks
• 32:54
  i should have just let him sign up
• 32:55
  as a backfill masters athlete floor access
• 32:58
  easy there you go just get out there
• 33:01
  with your camera in your hand three two
• 33:04
  one go everybody else takes off running do
• 33:11
  it for bob and joe
• 33:12
  When I did it back then,
• 33:14
  I didn't do it for anybody but the
• 33:15
  Masters community.
• 33:17
  And I put out a collaboration with Legends
• 33:21
  on every post I made,
• 33:23
  and I sent them the links.
• 33:26
  And they still haven't accepted the
• 33:28
  collaboration.
• 33:29
  They still haven't done anything with the
• 33:30
  links.
• 33:32
  And that was...
• 33:33
  And I didn't charge them a cent.
• 33:36
  And that was two years ago.
• 33:38
  It was literally free publicity.
• 33:42
  And I got paid back last year's games
• 33:46
  by not having any access other than what
• 33:49
  a spectator had.
• 33:51
  No.
• 33:51
  You basically got a free weekend pass.
• 33:53
  Which you still got some great
• 33:56
  conversations with people.
• 33:58
  I did.
• 33:58
  And that's what matters.
• 34:01
  And I find ways to pivot whenever things
• 34:06
  are against me.
• 34:07
  And I will continue to do that moving
• 34:10
  forward.
• 34:10
  A hundred percent.
• 34:12
  But that's the way it is.
• 34:16
  I did find out this at Legends, too.
• 34:20
  Masters athletes were not drug tested.
• 34:27
  I wish somebody would drug test me.
• 34:29
  I really, really do.
• 34:31
  I'd feel so honored.
• 34:32
  I'd be like, shit, yeah, let's go pee.
• 34:35
  What sucks, though,
• 34:37
  is now Masters athletes are going to know
• 34:41
  there's no drug test at in-person
• 34:43
  semifinals.
• 34:45
  And that means they know they're not going
• 34:46
  to get tested until the games.
• 34:48
  And unless you're bad at math... Yeah.
• 34:50
  Easy day.
• 34:56
  It's still...
• 35:00
  It's a easy day.
• 35:02
  It's a easy day.
• 35:07
  So, yeah,
• 35:07
  I was talking with the girls last night
• 35:09
  and I'm like, did any of,
• 35:11
  cause I wanted to know if Jamie got
• 35:12
  drug tested.
• 35:13
  And so if anybody ahead of her would
• 35:15
  fail, would she get the ticket?
• 35:17
  Blah, blah, blah.
• 35:17
  Right.
• 35:19
  And they were like, nobody got tested.
• 35:23
  Were they even on site to test?
• 35:25
  I did like got tested.
• 35:30
  i see bruce says that means next year's
• 35:34
  his his year get it alonzo oh uh
• 35:44
  in the words of the cowboy that's crazy
• 35:46
  town banana pants it really really is no
• 35:51
  drug testing is this is that true is
• 35:54
  this true
• 35:59
  John George is heading to the pharmacy
• 36:00
  now.
• 36:05
  I don't I don't get it.
• 36:07
  I really, really don't.
• 36:08
  I don't.
• 36:09
  And I never will.
• 36:10
  It's probably not for me to understand at
• 36:11
  this point.
• 36:12
  But I just don't understand why not.
• 36:15
  Like what's not it's fine.
• 36:17
  It'll be fine.
• 36:20
  Hey, you extremely tan man with veins.
• 36:23
  Don't you know everyone gets ripped and
• 36:25
  jacked in their fifties?
• 36:32
  One thing that was not covered this
• 36:37
  weekend that needs to be covered is Sam
• 36:41
  Dancer's mustache.
• 36:42
  God, yes.
• 36:45
  At this point,
• 36:46
  Sam Dancer's mustache deserves its own
• 36:48
  Instagram page.
• 36:50
  It really,
• 36:50
  really does because it has a personality.
• 36:53
  Tom Selleck is calling around to find out
• 36:55
  where his went.
• 36:56
  We found it.
• 36:57
  We found it.
• 36:59
  It's to the point where they had a
• 37:01
  camera on him.
• 37:04
  Whoever was chasing him down with the
• 37:05
  camera, after he put the barbell down,
• 37:08
  he kind of looked over and thought they
• 37:10
  were an athlete,
• 37:12
  so he picked up his pace and whatnot.
• 37:15
  I didn't know who it was for a
• 37:17
  second.
• 37:18
  When he turned around, I was like,
• 37:21
  what is happening right now?
• 37:23
  And it looks like this.
• 37:28
  He turned his head and I was like,
• 37:29
  what in the hell is happening?
• 37:31
  In addition to the stat,
• 37:32
  Sam is looking good.
• 37:33
  Yeah, he is.
• 37:34
  Yeah, he is.
• 37:36
  God bless him.
• 37:37
  So good.
• 37:39
  And I love when he was doing the
• 37:41
  post interview with Taylor and he said,
• 37:45
  man, I thought I would win this one,
• 37:47
  but damn it, Scotty P. Damn it,
• 37:51
  Scotty P.
• 37:52
  and nobody p all i can think of
• 37:55
  is we're the millers you know yeah you
• 37:58
  know you know uh also sam no nobody
• 38:06
  calls him scotty p but you nobody's ever
• 38:09
  said that but sam sam has his own
• 38:16
  language if you've ever talked to sam
• 38:21
  Sam is always who Sam is going to
• 38:23
  be,
• 38:23
  and he will never try to be anybody
• 38:25
  else.
• 38:27
  That's one of my favorite moments from any
• 38:29
  of the documentaries.
• 38:31
  Matt Fraser asking Sam if he was going
• 38:34
  to warm up before the deadlift after the
• 38:37
  run at the ranch.
• 38:38
  And he said, dude,
• 38:40
  I just ran four Ks.
• 38:41
  I'm warm.
• 38:45
  Jay Burch says it can't be as iconic
• 38:47
  as E's or Ortega's.
• 38:49
  So you're talking a different style.
• 38:52
  It's a whole different style.
• 38:53
  Tega and he have this Salvador Dali look
• 38:55
  going and it's beautiful and it takes a
• 38:58
  lot of work and it's awesome.
• 39:01
  Sam is flat out.
• 39:04
  Seventies porn star, Thomas Magnum,
• 39:09
  just full.
• 39:10
  She,
• 39:11
  and he's just like two weeks away from
• 39:12
  Wilford Brimley.
• 39:13
  A hundred percent, dude.
• 39:15
  A hundred percent.
• 39:16
  It's almost a Walrus.
• 39:17
  Like,
• 39:21
  he turned around and it was like,
• 39:22
  and it's dark.
• 39:25
  You know what I mean?
• 39:26
  Like it's full and it's like brown, brown.
• 39:30
  It blew me away.
• 39:31
  It absolutely blew me away.
• 39:35
  Yes.
• 39:35
  Sam did that deadlift on a broken leg.
• 39:41
  That was dude.
• 39:42
  That was impressive.
• 39:45
  He just stood it on up.
• 39:47
  Like,
• 39:50
  Put it back down.
• 39:51
  You got any more?
• 39:52
  Yeah.
• 39:53
  More weight?
• 39:54
  He just kind of casually looked around.
• 40:02
  He wants to know who wins a two-person
• 40:03
  team competition between the oars and the
• 40:05
  panchecks.
• 40:09
  Wow.
• 40:10
  I've got to go with the Tumi oars.
• 40:12
  I would probably go with the Tumi oars.
• 40:17
  Okay, so let's quantify that.
• 40:20
  Is Tia pregnant while they're competing?
• 40:24
  If she is,
• 40:25
  it makes it a closer race.
• 40:27
  And it depends on how pregnant she is
• 40:30
  too, right?
• 40:31
  Because if she's three months pregnant,
• 40:33
  it's not even close.
• 40:34
  If she's seven months pregnant,
• 40:36
  it's probably a better race.
• 40:39
  And that's no slight on Scott and freaking
• 40:42
  Christian because they're amazing.
• 40:44
  But
• 40:47
  Tia could probably be both of them
• 40:48
  together by herself.
• 40:51
  Healthy Tia.
• 40:52
  Healthy Tia.
• 40:53
  I think, I don't, you know,
• 40:56
  it's probably a better question than I'm
• 40:57
  giving it credit for.
• 40:59
  I think it is because I do think
• 41:01
  Scott dominates Shane and Tia dominates
• 41:05
  Kristen.
• 41:08
  And in my head, just immediately,
• 41:10
  I'm thinking Tia dominates Kristen way
• 41:12
  more than Scott dominates Shane.
• 41:16
  And Kristen's fit.
• 41:19
  But Tia is a machine.
• 41:25
  Yeah.
• 41:26
  To kill John Connor and to just keep
• 41:28
  winning the CrossFit game until she
• 41:29
  decides that she's tired of it.
• 41:33
  What I would like to see.
• 41:35
  So you,
• 41:36
  you remember the video from a documentary
• 41:41
  of Tia and Shane in, uh,
• 41:45
  in Rich's basement training, right?
• 41:48
  While everybody else is upstairs partying
• 41:50
  and downstairs training.
• 41:51
  And like, he's like, Shane's like, no, no,
• 41:53
  I didn't say five.
• 41:54
  I didn't say four.
• 41:55
  I said five.
• 41:57
  Just based on that, right?
• 41:59
  Knowing that that's that coach athlete,
• 42:01
  I would love to see them partner together
• 42:04
  or a comp like that.
• 42:05
  And just Tia, just skull dragging him,
• 42:07
  like just taking out the past,
• 42:10
  years of training and everything else that
• 42:12
  she's done.
• 42:13
  It's like, come on, bro.
• 42:14
  Let's go.
• 42:14
  Like,
• 42:14
  you want to yell at me while training?
• 42:16
  Let's go.
• 42:16
  We in this comp right now.
• 42:18
  I would pay good money to see that.
• 42:20
  Cross fat.
• 42:21
  Thanks.
• 42:21
  Sam hit it with some,
• 42:22
  just for men that with the flow of
• 42:27
  that mustache and as thick as it is,
• 42:29
  I don't hate them for hitting it with
• 42:30
  some, just for men.
• 42:32
  Not at all.
• 42:35
  Not at all.
• 42:36
  Can I say I tried just for men?
• 42:39
  My beard hair grows so fast that I
• 42:42
  would have to just for men every morning
• 42:46
  to keep the gray out.
• 42:47
  You'd have to keep the comb handy?
• 42:50
  Yeah, pretty much.
• 42:51
  I'd have to put a little in midday
• 42:53
  just to... As Robin Williams used to say,
• 42:58
  man,
• 42:58
  I got five o'clock shadow at nine a.m.
• 43:00
  Bro.
• 43:01
  Rest in peace, Robin.
• 43:03
  That dude...
• 43:06
  His arm hair had arm hair.
• 43:10
  Tia wanted to smack Shane.
• 43:12
  Yeah, she did.
• 43:14
  You said one more.
• 43:20
  I've been letting the gray come in for
• 43:21
  several, several years.
• 43:24
  Absolutely.
• 43:27
  Yeah.
• 43:28
  We got to let it roll, bro.
• 43:29
  You got to let it roll.
• 43:30
  It's part of nature.
• 43:33
  So I got something fun for you.
• 43:36
  No, because we haven't had enough yet.
• 43:37
  Sweet.
• 43:38
  I'm in.
• 43:40
  Have you seen this?
• 43:43
  I have not.
• 43:44
  So this picture in the middle is from
• 43:47
  January thirty first of twenty thirteen
• 43:49
  where Ariel and Dylan did a move thirteen
• 43:52
  years ago.
• 43:59
  See it?
• 43:59
  Okay.
• 43:59
  They're going to try to reproduce it in
• 44:02
  twenty twenty six.
• 44:04
  Hmm.
• 44:17
  The instant replay.
• 44:21
  Sorry, I'm injured.
• 44:22
  Are you okay?
• 44:24
  He's like a lump on the floor.
• 44:38
  He tells her that he realized he needed
• 44:41
  to grab the calf, not the thigh.
• 44:42
  Yeah.
• 44:44
  Then once he got the calf,
• 44:45
  they got it.
• 44:47
  That's outstanding.
• 44:53
  I want to say when my daughter was
• 44:59
  a year old, maybe.
• 45:01
  Something along those lines.
• 45:02
  We went to family pictures.
• 45:03
  Our photographer is also a close friend.
• 45:09
  She's over there and she's messing with us
• 45:11
  or whatever.
• 45:12
  I kind of took Jennifer and I dipped
• 45:14
  her a little bit.
• 45:16
  then kind of picked her back up leslie
• 45:19
  said that was super cute do that again
• 45:24
  and i was like okay and i went
• 45:25
  to go dip her again and my wife
• 45:29
  very very much she's the smartest person i
• 45:31
  know said thought she was going to help
• 45:34
  me in the room she is she's right
• 45:36
  over there she's she thought
• 45:40
  I'm going to help him and like threw
• 45:42
  herself back and threw and consequently
• 45:45
  threw herself completely out of my grip.
• 45:48
  So and Leslie got the whole thing on
• 45:50
  camera.
• 45:52
  She just kept snapping the entire time.
• 45:54
  And you see.
• 45:56
  And then my face going, oh, no.
• 46:00
  She threw herself completely onto the
• 46:02
  ground as I'm sitting there trying to
• 46:04
  catch her before she hit.
• 46:06
  It was fantastic.
• 46:09
  Smartest woman you know.
• 46:11
  Smartest woman I know.
• 46:14
  Smartest woman I know.
• 46:14
  Sitting right over on the couch,
• 46:17
  not about to watch Charlie and the
• 46:19
  Chocolate Factory.
• 46:22
  Wayne says,
• 46:23
  have you seen the meme for Time Post
• 46:24
  about Legends Regionals?
• 46:26
  I have.
• 46:26
  It is really, really good.
• 46:29
  That is some of his best work.
• 46:31
  absolutely some of his best work yes some
• 46:34
  of the names he pulls out and dude
• 46:38
  so so far and if you haven't seen
• 46:42
  it he it's basically him going to del
• 46:45
  mar thinking it's twenty fourteen
• 46:47
  regionals and he's looking for the
• 46:50
  progenics booth he is all twenty fourteen
• 46:53
  stuff yeah lauren fisher's in it rasmus is
• 46:57
  doing handstand push-ups
• 47:00
  He's dogging Rasmus about his handstand
• 47:02
  pushups.
• 47:03
  And then, yeah, Lauren Fisher.
• 47:07
  Why aren't you out there?
• 47:08
  Aren't you supposed to be on the floor?
• 47:11
  She just turns around.
• 47:12
  She's like, no.
• 47:17
  He's looking for the Progenix booth.
• 47:18
  It's fantastic.
• 47:21
  Weren't the vendors supposed to be here?
• 47:23
  Yeah.
• 47:24
  In the parking lot.
• 47:25
  Yeah.
• 47:26
  Because back then there were so many.
• 47:31
  Yeah.
• 47:31
  Now they just have like a couple behind
• 47:33
  each rig.
• 47:33
  Oh, that was a great, great meme.
• 47:41
  Great.
• 47:41
  Yeah.
• 47:43
  That's one of his, some of his best.
• 47:44
  Absolutely.
• 47:46
  Yeah.
• 47:48
  Well, it's been fun.
• 47:50
  We,
• 47:51
  we have a big week ahead with magic
• 47:54
  city coming.
• 47:55
  Corey is competing,
• 47:57
  trying to punch a ticket to the CrossFit
• 47:58
  games.
• 48:01
  And we've got WFP with Carolyn competing
• 48:05
  there.
• 48:07
  And we have Copasaur.
• 48:09
  Oh, is that this weekend?
• 48:12
  Yeah.
• 48:13
  And we have Far East Throwdown.
• 48:16
  That I knew was this weekend.
• 48:17
  Shout out to my girl, Sammy Pugh,
• 48:19
  trying to punch a ticket to the games.
• 48:20
  So I thought last weekend was a dense
• 48:23
  sports weekend,
• 48:25
  just with the CrossFit stuff that's going
• 48:27
  to be out there.
• 48:30
  It's going to be crazy trying to keep
• 48:32
  up with it all.
• 48:33
  So this week,
• 48:33
  we'll look at some programming.
• 48:36
  If you want to know about Magic City
• 48:38
  programming, last night with Dex,
• 48:39
  because Dex lives in Birmingham.
• 48:41
  Dex is tight with Micah.
• 48:44
  You got some good insight into the
• 48:46
  programming and what the events are going
• 48:48
  to look like.
• 48:50
  He was awesome with that last night.
• 48:53
  We'll dive into Far East.
• 48:54
  We'll dive into Copa Sur this week.
• 48:58
  And...
• 49:00
  All of that.
• 49:01
  All that.
• 49:03
  And CrossFit says the Pens aren't dead
• 49:05
  yet, too.
• 49:07
  However,
• 49:08
  they probably will be by the weekend.
• 49:12
  I have no confidence in the way they
• 49:14
  have been playing.
• 49:15
  If they play the next three games like
• 49:17
  they played Saturday night, we're okay.
• 49:20
  But I don't see it happening.
• 49:23
  God bless you.
• 49:26
  I have no idea.
• 49:29
  I believe you.
• 49:29
  Craig, I said WFP.
• 49:31
  One hundred percent said WFP.
• 49:33
  I'd said WFP because Carolyn's going to be
• 49:34
  there competing.
• 49:37
  You know,
• 49:37
  I put in my application to be able
• 49:38
  to go to Indianapolis and they said they'd
• 49:41
  get back to me in a week.
• 49:42
  Yeah.
• 49:45
  So that was what, fourteen days ago?
• 49:49
  Still don't know if I'm allowed to go
• 49:50
  to Indianapolis for that one.
• 49:53
  Well, you're allowed to go campaigns.
• 49:56
  You're allowed to go whether or not you
• 49:58
  actually will have access.
• 49:59
  It's a free country.
• 50:01
  You go to Indianapolis any time you want.
• 50:05
  Are you going to do a show with
• 50:06
  the girls this week?
• 50:09
  I am not.
• 50:10
  Because Carolyn is literally flying home,
• 50:15
  getting on another plane,
• 50:16
  and flying to London.
• 50:18
  So she is not available this week.
• 50:23
  God bless her, dude.
• 50:24
  That's a lot of fun.
• 50:26
  jamie is flying back from california she
• 50:29
  runs a gym her she's going to be
• 50:32
  playing catch up all week and but she'll
• 50:36
  be back this sunday night so jamie and
• 50:38
  i will be live recapping magic city wfp
• 50:44
  copasur and far east throwdown
• 50:53
  see if you can get an interview with
• 50:54
  diego pavia i hear you every time he
• 50:58
  got picked up by the ravens did it
• 51:01
  really i'm drafted for you yep so we'll
• 51:12
  see last thing with is my wife is
• 51:14
  the biggest taylor fan she's a redhead
• 51:17
  right yeah and
• 51:20
  And I think there's something where all
• 51:21
  redheads feel like together.
• 51:25
  That they are connected in some way.
• 51:28
  The Steelers drafted an Iowa lineman with
• 51:33
  the last name Dunkers.
• 51:35
  Who has a mullet.
• 51:37
  And it is full ginger.
• 51:44
  I know exactly who you're talking about.
• 51:45
  That dude is amazing.
• 51:47
  They are now calling him the Ginger
• 51:48
  Yinzer.
• 51:52
  Because he's in Pittsburgh,
• 51:55
  and my wife now has a new favorite
• 51:58
  player.
• 52:03
  I saw plenty of covers.
• 52:06
  Sorry,
• 52:06
  he popped up on Instagram almost once a
• 52:08
  week leading up to the draft.
• 52:10
  That dude looks awesome.
• 52:14
  Diego Pavia was also invited to Legends.
• 52:18
  He was.
• 52:20
  Bro, the Pavia memes are everywhere.
• 52:22
  I love it.
• 52:25
  Yeah, so she's super excited.
• 52:27
  I know you brought him up like months
• 52:29
  ago that this guy had this flow.
• 52:32
  I think his name is Jennings.
• 52:37
  Or maybe Jenny, one of the two.
• 52:41
  So you've seen him now?
• 52:45
  Yeah.
• 52:46
  Yeah.
• 52:48
  Absolute legend.
• 52:50
  Packers picked up a Penn State edge.
• 52:53
  Dennis Sutton is any good.
• 52:57
  I wanted the Bears to get him,
• 52:59
  if that tells you anything.
• 53:02
  Super quick twitch, quick off the ball,
• 53:06
  a little bit undersized.
• 53:11
  But I think across from Micah Parsons,
• 53:14
  not getting double teamed,
• 53:17
  it actually pisses me off he's with the
• 53:18
  Packers.
• 53:22
  So there it is.
• 53:24
  I think that'll tell you everything.
• 53:26
  I hate that he's a Packer.
• 53:29
  And Jeremy says bears still suck.
• 53:34
  Yeah.
• 53:37
  All right, guys.
• 53:40
  Larry Young,
• 53:41
  keep teaching Shelly how to ride that
• 53:43
  bike.
• 53:43
  If you have not seen Larry Young's post
• 53:45
  where he's riding a bike backwards and
• 53:49
  Because he has to teach Shelly how to
• 53:50
  ride.
• 53:51
  It is priceless.
• 53:52
  I wish I could pull it up,
• 53:54
  but I got to get back to work.
• 53:56
  We'll be back tomorrow previewing some of
• 53:58
  the stuff for this week.
• 53:59
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• 54:00
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• 54:01
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• 54:03
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• 54:06
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• 54:09
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• 54:10
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• 54:11
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• 54:15
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• 54:17
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