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"SCALPÉMON" or "Murdocks Gotta Scalp 'em all" · Bean and Superbad

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  Warning, the following comedy program may contain opinions,
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  facts, news stories, and other content that may be offensive to
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  the following people. Anyone easily offended.
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  Anyone who works at STLR. Anybody who's on air name is the
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  seriously. Hell, anyone who takes anything
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  too seriously. And most importantly, anybody
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  who's PC. The BS show is not politically
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  correct, nor do they practice or support political correctness in
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  any way, shape or form. If you're offended, turn us off,
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  Don't be a bitch. Basically what we're trying to
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  say. It's just entertainment.
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  Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You're welcome.
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  If it sounds like he's having an emotional breakdown, that's
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  because he is. Let me say something.
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  You're listening to the Bean in Superbad show.
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  It's it's the bean in Superbad show.
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  That's that's all. That's that's what I got coming
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  in, coming in hot, coming in live.
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  What would? Be a show if Jay didn't have
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  snacks. Or that's true.
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  I'm not going to be eating. I was moving in.
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  I won't be eating it on air. He.
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  Docks the name, that's what. Oh yeah.
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  That's like when he did the parapet.
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  And it was him looking. Look alike.
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  Kind of. He kind of looked.
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  Like a rapper, rapper, he's got that hat on and stuff.
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  Man. Things you remember.
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  You know, I'm looking at the board now and I'm realizing I
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  should have recorded a multi track just in case there was any
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  problems. I could fix it easier, but we're
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  in it now, so. Oh God.
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  So hope everybody's doing well. We haven't had a show.
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  Amazing. Thank you.
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  I do actually look amazing as do you.
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  Half of you is gone. You know, hashtag humble.
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  It's, it's the humble pills. Yeah, it's the it's the modesty
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  mix I hear. The humble pills, you selling
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  those on the street, is that a legal humble pill or?
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  Everything's always OK, everything's for sale.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Special baby.
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  But you though, let's hope you get that limited edition.
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  We got oh, so I'm I'm I took a spill, took a fall.
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  I took arm wrestling champion. I took a Yeah, that's what it
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  was. And that's I told.
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  I We had to tell him. Frank.
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  Yeah, we had to tell him. I'm sorry.
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  Frank's been torn with me across the country.
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  He. Was this close he got to the
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  semifinals? I weigh 155 lbs.
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  A 140 of it is the arm. Yeah, the right arm.
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  That's it. And and part of the brain right
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  here. Kyle, we got a lot to get into.
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  Today's going to be catch up day a little bit.
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  And you guys might have to, I'm trying to think of the right,
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  you might have to kind of keep me in, keep you down.
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  You trying to say a little bit. Well, I, I, there's probably
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  things I probably shouldn't get into without.
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  So yeah, you probably know what I'm talking about.
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  I I got to walk that line a little today.
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  Where I got to reel you back? In yeah, that's.
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  It's, I don't, this is going to be tricky.
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  It's going to. Be well.
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  I gotta catch like, let me let me address this right off the
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  front. Super bad's not here.
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  I don't think he'll be here. He might.
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  It's he knows we're here. He knows we're recording.
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  He knows we're live. Is he still my legit son?
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  He's always going to. Be he's always going to be a
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  legit son he's going through and I'll let him address all of the
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  the stuff in detail, but he's going through it.
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  That's probably a pretty good way to, right?
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  Yeah, love is. Blind and it'll take Illinois
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  yeah, it's he's got a lot of things that I don't want to get
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  into it 'cause I don't want to throw him or family or anything
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  that's got going on under a bus. But he's taking care of that
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  kind of stuff and why he gets that situated I think yeah,
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  he'll, he'll, he'll handle that when he's ready.
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  He'll he'll, he'll be back. But he's fine he's alive.
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  We don't hate him. He's doing what he's got to do
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  and that's, you know, yeah, there you go.
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  He's adulting. It's not nice.
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  I don't. You got to do.
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  It adulting sucks and the sucks the the the shitty thing there
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  too, is there's a lot of things I want to get into that he's
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  involved with and what why we haven't OK, we built up a big
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  last summer. We built up a big we're coming
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  back campaign. I wrote a bit.
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  I sent that with Murdoch. He freestyles.
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  We, we put this ridiculously funny Avengers parody together.
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  It did really well. We put out one show that none of
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  you three were on right. Wasn't the blue chew one?
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  It was yes. And then it went into and then
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  we and then she packed up and went right back into hiatus.
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  So I'm going to try to tackle this as delicately as possible
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  because I understand Super Bad's going through a lot and I know
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  this involves him, so I don't want him to be like, Oh my God,
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  on top of everything else. But this is the show and this is
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  kind of what you know what I mean?
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  Like. Show must go on, but we love you
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  and. He's got the key.
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  Pull the. And he's got the keyless body,
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  comes in whenever he wants to. Man, he just like it never left.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just, it's just like what
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  I'm going to talk about involves him.
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  To an injury, they say. So yeah, he's going to come
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  back. Yeah, he's just, he's got, he's
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  on IR. Bat and clean up note soon
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  enough. You know what I'm saying?
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  There's still a chance he walks through the door.
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  He's fashionably late. That's the way to be his hair
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  like that. I wonder how much he's got left.
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  Poor, poor guy. No, I'm excited because I
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  haven't seen him in a minute. So I think that's the one
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  redeeming it glow. It's like a the Tangled movie.
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  He sings Let it shine and then. He wouldn't ever have to talk.
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  He could be a mute. Just sit in the back still.
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  Smash with hair like that, Yeah, with some tutelage, you know,
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  with maybe going to Humble University and learning how to
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  deliver without having to. Offer it makes the sense that he
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  landed. He landed so glow it makes sense
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  he landed a like a a hair stylist right?
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  The hair attracted. That's what.
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  Attracted her, obviously. The puffy just like.
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  That drawn to vote the right. Glorious head of hair.
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  Yeah, you. Can't.
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  So OK. Palamalu hair.
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  So I do want to say thanks to everybody who who listened to
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  that, to the episode and the trailer that we put out last
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  year. The only thing, the reason it
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  was me and Superbad and Donnie who dabbled here a little bit
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  was because we were working for a comedy club, which again, like
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  I guess if I I can be careful, but it wouldn't take much to
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  figure it out. But it's whatever at.
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  This point. We were both working for a
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  comedy club. Some things went sideways.
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  I left the comedy club and Superbad didn't, so he's still
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  there. So there's like a lot of things
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  that I would like to get into that I like for, I guess
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  Superbad's job. I shouldn't.
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  Probably, Maybe. Maybe, yeah.
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  Carte blanche, you have it. I mean, you can always.
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  But that's what. Happened to you.
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  That's, that's been your experience, that's been a but
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  that's been a bulk of what happened.
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  We, we had it all lined up. We had comedians, we we had a
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  venue we were lining up, we had live comedy stuff.
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  We had all of these things going on and then.
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  You didn't. Some stuff happened with
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  management there and now we didn't have that stuff and so we
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  kind of decided to focus on getting everything else straight
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  before we tried to limp this back into production.
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  We did the sports show for a little bit until our Co host
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  went maybe too far down the the the Hard Rock hole.
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  We did that to him. God bless Mark.
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  He's OK now though, right? As far as you're concerned.
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  We hate basically had to cancel the show because the show is
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  basically a reason for him to invest money.
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  He probably shouldn't have been investing into things he
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  probably should have been investing it into sports wise.
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  He saw an out. So Murdoch's like, we probably
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  need to maybe, yeah. So we can't ever bring him back,
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  huh? There's.
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  No half stepping he he can he can his his spots maybe come in
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  on an on an afternoon that. Hey, maybe we just have a sports
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  segment for him. He comes in and tells us, here's
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  what I spent 40 grand on this week with no.
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  Returns. He still likes to get down like
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  that. He can't help, but you can't
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  help. He buys Pokémon cards and then
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  rips it all, doesn't sell it. Hey, you show me how to do that.
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  We got a lot of that stuff, man. That's the other thing.
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  We're we. Wouldn't when I was like 1718 or
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  younger that was. Then I know, I know.
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  But now looking back, I know. No, I know.
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  Pogs, all that shit. I gave all that shit away when I
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  was younger. So Pogs have been trying to come
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  back. But if you could show me the
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  show me how to make a couple grand a week extra on without
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  having to do anything show. Me how to flip some car?
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  Oh, we got more off air. Me and Murdoch have been putting
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  together a couple things we're so basically what we wanted to
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  do is get everything lined up and straight before we came
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  back. So I sell all if there's five
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  different kinds of products. Oh, God, you've been you've been
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  wanting the regular show so you can get nasty.
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  About what? What?
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  So let me just can I can I, can I set this up and then I will
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  give you the floor. Enjoy.
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  All right. And JJ, you should listen
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  because you haven't heard a lot of this.
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  It's not. Freshman thinking, though, this
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  isn't freshman. It's not.
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  Murdoch has figured out a way to both be a scalper and a hero of
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  the nerds at the same time by by undercutting the scalpers by but
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  also marking up. Go ahead and explain it, 'cause
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  you, 'cause you, 'cause you are writing what you're.
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  Saying they screamed about the scalpers back in the day because
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  it didn't matter what you bought, it was worth 2 times
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  your money whenever you bought it.
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  A pack, a box, a booster bundle, the little boxes, the ET BS, the
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  bigger boxes, all that was just straight cash.
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  So you spend $10 on a tin, you sell it for 20.
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  Every pack was worth 2, two times your money.
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  And then there was eight people in line and now there's 40
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  people in line. Even in Sarasota, So in Tampa,
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  Chicago, these split lines go around the corner every, every
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  place. They stay out overnight.
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  I get in line because it is. So the line isn't so bad here.
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  So you get in line, and I did this two years ago.
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  I've been doing this a minute. You buy everything.
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  Tell you the what? You buy, you buy it all.
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  I just. Get Frank's like, I'm going to
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  pause you right there, yeah. When when when Johnny gets in
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  line, he gets 2 of each item and so he comes up on what he gets.
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  Now hold on now, when you started, they didn't have the
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  limits that they do now, right at most places.
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  He did not. So it was a little different.
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  It it was because you could grab everything off the.
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  Shelf he could go in with like a cart and just.
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  Right now because they weren't hip doing.
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  Now there's. A There's a yeah there.
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  Should be that way. That's fair, guys.
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  Want to get the same product I want?
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  Then get in line, get your happy ass up at 6:00 AM and get in
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  line or 5:00 AM or 2:00 AM or whatever time.
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  But if you get there 8:00 thinking you're going to get in
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  line and grab what's in front, you're sorry, you're not going
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  to get it. So Johnny gets in there and gets
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  in line and he buys one box. He gets a box and then he gets,
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  so he gets 1 booster bundle, he gets 1 ETB, he gets 1 blister
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  pack with two of them in it and a piece of one piece.
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  And so he leaves. He might RIP it, but he's got he
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  spent $150.00 so that's worth probably another. 100.
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  I don't think like that. So I grabbed people that I know
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  that appreciate the industry, and now I got 5 people, six
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  people in line. Yeah.
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  And so I and. They could get in line too.
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  I'm not getting. I'm not taking anything away
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  from you. You can get in line, yeah, but I
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  got 6 now. That's 6 * 2 is 12 to each item,
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  so I keep the high end. Stuff.
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  You have to respect that hustle. It's just sincerely.
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  You keep the high end stuff because you brought them on.
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  There is new product called Ascended Heroes and it is the
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  goods boy, I tell you what, the new set, it's a specialty set.
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  And as soon as it came out the lines down the road, a $60.00
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  box is a was 120 then it was 150 now it's 180 today, right?
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  I can show you there's live markets to show you what it's
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  actually worth. I get 12 at a time if they're,
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  if they happen to be there on the day that I'm going to be
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  there and I come up on I, I get what I get.
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  And so I hold it and all that other stuff I sell now I sell
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  all that product because it's gone in in 5 minutes.
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  So if JJ wanted that set, he wants to buy some Pokémon, he's
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  got to go to a card shop. Who's going to put 50% at least
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  the markup on? It at least.
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  A $12.00 two pack blisters, 18 or 20, it's just what it is.
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  I sell it for 10% over my cost plus the tax.
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  So I make a little something because that's not the money I'm
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  worried about anymore. So I'm there, I might as well
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  pick it up because 10%, if I spend $2000 a week, that's 200
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  bucks plus I keep all the good stuff.
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  And so now I've got a warehouse full of the good stuff and I'm
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  blowing out all the stuff on the bottom.
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  Under people like. Hey man, thanks for giving this
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  to me because I can't get in line to get it.
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  If you were going to like, so I look at it like, OK, if you
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  were, it's it's like the, it's like the DoorDash but even
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  cheaper. It's like, do I want to go stand
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  in line? It's a service, maybe not even
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  get the cards after standing in line and it's $12.00 or go home.
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  I call this guy up, pay him 15 or $16.00 and I get everything I
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  wanted. JJ So you, you get a bowl at
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  Chipotle and it's $14.00 and then the tax in the euro.
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  So wait $15. Then you get the DoorDash or
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  whoever Uber Eats to drop it off and they got a fee, right?
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  And then you got a tip that you might give them or might not,
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  right. And you don't worry about that,
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  Nambit, You don't that's. People don't People.
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  Yep. They don't even blink at it.
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  You. Expect to pay, you know you're
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  going to pay it. So you appreciate that.
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  All right, man it. So now you're $23 in on a
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  Chipotle bowl instead of 14 because you had someone bring it
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  out to you and that's good. I sell that Chipotle burrito at
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  $17.00 and their mother effing me because why you why you're a
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  scalper. You're a scalper.
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  You're 50% over but you can't even get in line.
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  I'm offering you a service. I'm selling this to you for a
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  dollar a pack over what I paid for $1.00.
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  So you don't have to get in line, you don't have to miss
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  work. I'm doing it for.
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  You plus, that's hustle. It's not like the scalp.
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  The scalpers I don't like are the ones that build the bots
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  online and flood the websites. It doesn't take any work.
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  That's the hustle. That's a hustle.
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  It's just the hustle, yeah. Yeah, that's literally going in
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  line, standing for three hours doing what you need to do.
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  It's. Volume and get in and get out.
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  You know people that work with me and and doing this every
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  week. You've expanded he like his like
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  lock on the region like we become like like mobsters for
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  the Pokémon. Like he's not even a joke.
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  I went with being to a Best Buy and they like literally parted
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  the waters like I was every like.
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  I was. They just know you.
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  Bought I shit you not, they know exactly who he is when he walks
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  up I wear. A suit to and work to, to to to.
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  I mean, I wear. A suit he like when he rolls in,
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  he rolls up in his Tesla, he pops out, he's got his like suit
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  with his colorful socks on that he's showing off briefcase.
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  Just put that bitch on the. Walking like that.
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  Hairs. All done, I got a vest that
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  matches my belt that matches my. Shoes.
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  The shirt matches my tie, that matches my socks, and they're
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  dressed in pajamas, you know, 'cause they're just.
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  And that's why they call you the three piece Scalpel 3.
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  Piece they followed us. They like they they came behind
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  us. They wanted to make small talk.
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  They were literally like, Hey, how are you man?
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  Would you would you find just your first store of the day?
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  Oh, you guys heading over to Barnes and Noble laughter.
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  And he's like, yeah, they probably don't have anything.
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  And I'm like, OK, we won't go. And then we walked and then they
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  saw us go over this and then they come scurrying behind us.
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  I'm not even exaggerating. It sounds like I'm being
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  sarcastic If. You have information?
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  Information is like, yeah, it's gold.
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  For sure. So I know the spots that they
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  tend to be you just, you work on what you know, They could change
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  any day because they don't want people, 40 people sitting
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  outside. So maybe it's Monday, maybe it's
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  Wednesday, maybe it's Friday. Being a guy that shakes hands
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  for a living and people tend to warm up to me.
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  When people buy you, it's not the.
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  Product. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  So if I'm approachable and I make you comfortable, get paid
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  baby. Yeah, if you're a manager at
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  Target, maybe I bring you a coffee maybe once a week.
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  Banana. Bread to the customer service
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  people up there. Maybe you, maybe you dial my
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  phone when the truck's coming in before anybody else knows, so.
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  Like how do you know, like, OK, no, what's the farthest place
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  you've went? I.
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  Don't like I. Don't like to to drive too far?
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  I like this. We should get in some questions
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  and it's a good, this is good. Because of the there's so many
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  spots that you can go. Yeah, say you're there.
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  You're the young Murdoch entrepreneur that wants to.
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  Come in here this week. Yeah, young, young Murdoch.
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  Hit me up. I found a young Murdoch that was
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  my twin. He didn't know anything about
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  Pokémon, said. Man, I'm gonna put you on this.
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  He was able to absorb it. He didn't sink because it's
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  straight dope and it's it's high content.
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  So you can't just half step to this information.
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  Each store a Target, a Walmart, Barnes and Noble, Best Buy.
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  By the way, Ace Hardware gets Pokémon cards.
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  All these things I found out with him, the craziest little
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  It's insane gas. Station's not 7, certainly 2.
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  711 Crazy. 2X on going to a 711 and get a prismatic pack and
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  it's $20. Is that a 10 because?
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  You're at seven. Yeah, I got.
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  Him. So is that good?
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  Because it's good for someone wants to RIP.
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  They just got a 20 and they're they just want to RIP.
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  People love to RIP. They just.
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  Want to? It's like scratch offs.
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  It's become scratch offs. Here's.
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  Another Here's the big brain on Brad, so I buy.
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  All this. And then I hustle, I make a knot
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  and then all the packs that I open on the House because I paid
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  for them already. So last night I got visa.
• 18:14
  Send it here. So if they're worth any money,
• 18:15
  it's it's pure profit. $800 raw, $800 the chase of the Phantasmal
• 18:21
  Flames, the Charizard. You got the end game?
• 18:23
  I pulled that. I sent it to PSA to get great.
• 18:26
  Holy shit, a graded tense 2 grand.
• 18:28
  I got the Meowth from the new perfect order.
• 18:31
  Frank, that's what I'm saying. This is we're about where?
• 18:34
  We said the fucking game on the Xbox.
• 18:37
  I was playing that. So I sell everything it.
• 18:41
  Is. I RIP free of charge and then
• 18:45
  the ones that I RIP I get the cards that are good.
• 18:47
  I send them in to a wholesaler that sells it on.
• 18:50
  I do eBay as well but there's a a consignment that does like
• 18:54
  60,000 listings every day. They have a million.
• 18:59
  Oh, you didn't even tell me about this.
• 19:00
  Man, they more people go to that because you save them as a as an
• 19:06
  eBay seller. So you go there every day to go
• 19:08
  look at the product that they have.
• 19:10
  The shipping is $5 for a card. So you buy a card, you buy that
• 19:13
  Meowth or any card. A $5 card is still 3 bucks for
• 19:17
  shipping. 4 bucks for shipping, 5 bucks for shipping.
• 19:19
  So you better buy more than one thing.
• 19:21
  The value's hard because now that card's got to go from $3 to
• 19:23
  $8 for me to get my money back because I paid $5.
• 19:26
  I talk fast. This is knowledge, son.
• 19:28
  So it's $8. JJ is like why am I handing my
• 19:32
  wallet? I don't know this this.
• 19:34
  I am shit, I'm so good. Seller, their first item is $5
• 19:39
  for shipping and each additional item is $0.50.
• 19:43
  So when I buy things because I buy stuff on in, in, in volume,
• 19:47
  because I hustle it, I want to my sports cards up.
• 19:50
  Cam Schlittler, the pitcher for the for the Yankees.
• 19:52
  Well, all I need is a list of what's good and what's shitty
• 19:56
  and what I can get rid of and I go buy every pack you talking
• 19:59
  about and sit in there and I don't need to hear none of that
• 20:02
  any of that other stuff. I get AI get more eyes on the
• 20:05
  product it sells for a higher price with this consignment than
• 20:11
  I do selling it myself because there's a million people that go
• 20:15
  to jj.com because that's you're the power seller.
• 20:19
  So your your products sell for a higher number.
• 20:22
  Same card, same bottle of water, you get more money.
• 20:25
  So I sent everything to him and now I just get a check.
• 20:29
  I don't have to list it. I don't have to take.
• 20:31
  Pictures. Yeah.
• 20:31
  You become a supplier. I do.
• 20:32
  Anything I just, it's wholesale. I just send everything to them.
• 20:36
  They do all the listing and they cut.
• 20:37
  Me Murdoch, Pokémon cards LLC and he just.
• 20:39
  And all the cards are on the House.
• 20:41
  All the cards are on the House. And then you, you find something
• 20:44
  that that is valuable. Here's something else, Frank,
• 20:47
  that there's a, a new set that comes out and you know it's
• 20:51
  going to be live. So you find a spot and you buy
• 20:54
  volume. You've heard of Cooper, Cooper
• 20:58
  flag the white kid for the, The Mavericks 1 rookie of the year
• 21:01
  basketball player came out of Duke.
• 21:03
  He's a, he's a, he's a teenager running the league.
• 21:07
  Just a wrecking shop. I bought a case of hanger packs
• 21:12
  and I bought a case of blaster boxes before the season started
• 21:17
  and he didn't get off to a good start.
• 21:18
  But I I watched his college, I mean the guy's he's legit.
• 21:21
  So I buy, I push it's worth 2 1/2 times my money now, but I'm
• 21:27
  going to hold it because how many times you get LeBron?
• 21:29
  Try to find a LeBron James blaster box $500.00 for a $25
• 21:33
  box I bought. So you can use whatnot.
• 21:35
  I I don't do that. No.
• 21:37
  Is that the same thing? Is that?
• 21:39
  It's, I mean, that's where people sell mid grade low end
• 21:42
  stuff. They just they sell.
• 21:44
  Auctions I I see those doggone ads all the time on YouTube.
• 21:48
  I don't for whatnot, yeah. The whatnot like.
• 21:51
  Oh my God. Freaking the hell out.
• 21:53
  I mean, I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at.
• 21:55
  I know it's a car with a bunch of flashy stuff in it.
• 21:57
  They're just yelling and screaming and trying to get you
• 21:59
  excited, but that's the card. Shit, that's a $5 card.
• 22:02
  Oh my. God, look at this.
• 22:03
  I got a Tom Brady. Oh my goodness.
• 22:06
  I pulled it. I.
• 22:06
  Didn't know if it's like just say me, I'm going there and I
• 22:10
  might pull a Mewtwo like OK, it's a shiny card and like how
• 22:13
  do I actually know that it's a good guard?
• 22:16
  So there's. An app?
• 22:17
  I was going to say there's multiple price guide apps but
• 22:19
  what he uses? Nike got the apps for shoes and
• 22:22
  you can take a picture of the shoe.
• 22:24
  Here's what he but here's what he says.
• 22:25
  Forget those. What you actually, the real
• 22:27
  price is what people are paying, not what, not what says, oh,
• 22:30
  it's worth 200. No, you go to eBay and go, OK,
• 22:32
  the last one sold for 160. It's worth 160.
• 22:34
  You got, you got an apparatus there in front of you.
• 22:37
  So you got, you got those pair of glasses.
• 22:39
  You know, those glasses are $100.
• 22:43
  It's $100 for the glass, man. These glasses, $100.
• 22:46
  It's not what it's worth. It's what someone's willing to
• 22:49
  pay you. That's a fact.
• 22:52
  Just a fact. You buy, you buy bait or you get
• 22:55
  your own. I don't when you go fishing, do
• 22:56
  you? Sometimes, yeah, but yeah.
• 22:58
  So it's what it's worth. I mean, someone might have 100
• 23:03
  lbs of shrimp and it's $5 a pound and it's well find someone
• 23:06
  to sell it to. You that I'm.
• 23:06
  Willing to pay $2.00 a pound and cash is my hand and there's a
• 23:10
  strike price. There will be a a negotiation.
• 23:13
  There's, there's price there. And with the eBay, they have an
• 23:17
  app, the eBay app, there's a camera icon and you simply do
• 23:21
  that. I go into any thrift store.
• 23:23
  I go into any place where I find some.
• 23:26
  I got a Mackenzie Child's tea kettle.
• 23:29
  I paid $15.00 for this tea kettles, $235 tea kettle sold,
• 23:34
  sold. Price is not what I want for it,
• 23:36
  what it actually sold for. So I find it grip, grip, grip.
• 23:41
  And then with the Pokémon, you're at a, at a garage sale.
• 23:44
  I bought watches from a garage sale.
• 23:45
  You know $8. But the the the app is supposed
• 23:48
  to be able to tell you if it's authentic and all that shit just
• 23:50
  by taking. That's how far AR is it'll.
• 23:52
  It'll tell you what it's worth if it was authentic.
• 23:55
  Right, right you. Can't.
• 23:56
  It's not this dude right here turned my son on to doing.
• 24:01
  He man, I'm so proud of him. Those what are they called?
• 24:04
  Neat neatos. Neatos.
• 24:05
  They're basically when we were kids, we had a frogs no that.
• 24:09
  Yeah, it's a fad like that. The, the the balls with the
• 24:11
  little. Oh, my God, I can never remember
• 24:14
  the name of the things. You would know what I'm talking
• 24:15
  about if you saw it. It was like a squishy ball that
• 24:18
  had like, little, teeny little things on it.
• 24:20
  Things on it. Yeah.
• 24:21
  Koosh balls. Yeah.
• 24:22
  Koosh ball. It's a new generation Koosh
• 24:24
  ball. So.
• 24:25
  And you can't find them. They are the.
• 24:28
  Door form. Someone sent me a picture 2 days
• 24:31
  ago from UTC. One of the stores where like
• 24:33
  Guitar Center was got them in the line wrapped around the
• 24:39
  entire Plaza. What?
• 24:40
  The fuck is going on? So I put.
• 24:42
  These things are $6 and. He all I can do as a person that
• 24:47
  one cares about him, and then if there's any interest like this,
• 24:51
  we're having a conversation. About Oh, he's Uncle Murdoch for
• 24:53
  sure. The grandparents think he's.
• 24:55
  If there was any interest, then I'll, I'll, I'll feel it, you
• 24:58
  know, like, OK, you guys are interested so I'll preach a
• 25:01
  little bit and put you on something.
• 25:02
  But if it's not there, cool. You don't beat up a kid because
• 25:06
  we're in line for an hour. He put so he spends 30 bucks by
• 25:09
  6 of them or he bought 8 of them, kept 2 for himself.
• 25:15
  These things come in all different kind of colors, I
• 25:16
  guess. Yep, Yep, Yep.
• 25:17
  They're not all solid colors. Exactly.
• 25:19
  They they feel cool. They've managed to cut the
• 25:21
  plastic small enough that it feels like.
• 25:23
  It feels it's not all like dangly and you're.
• 25:25
  Not it's tight no, but and it feels like silk even though it's
• 25:27
  plastic. It's like a weird feeling so
• 25:29
  it's like it's cool but I don't under.
• 25:31
  And they feel like Jelly. Yeah, it's still got that same
• 25:33
  kind of they're 6 bucks retail. He was selling them at class for
• 25:39
  15 bucks per sold. Sold out.
• 25:41
  He sent me a text. Sold out.
• 25:43
  That day and he's so excited. Yeah, Save 2, sold 6.
• 25:48
  I knew that kid. Back paid for the two we got and
• 25:50
  made and pocketed like. Yeah, like I've known him a
• 25:53
  minute. And so we have a.
• 25:54
  Good. Basically his whole life, yeah.
• 25:57
  And he gets a little older. His dad and I are different
• 26:00
  people, a lot of the same characteristics.
• 26:02
  But we all have, you know, things that are unique to us and
• 26:06
  I straight hustle all the time. I.
• 26:08
  Can't. Yeah.
• 26:08
  You're the salesman. I'll never fight that.
• 26:10
  And I love it, you know, so I see little man with his Oh.
• 26:15
  He is a lot closer to you in that regard.
• 26:17
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can just show him like, hey
• 26:20
  man, if you're interested, check this out.
• 26:23
  And so I show him. I don't tell him, I show him I
• 26:25
  pay 15, I sell it for 20. I made $5.
• 26:28
  That's 33% of my money. So if you spend $100, you get 33
• 26:33
  back and your $100, now that $33 is 133 that you're going to
• 26:39
  spend next week. And so now you're not going to
• 26:41
  make 33, you're going to make 47 and 47 turns into.
• 26:45
  So this is how you do that. He soaked that shit up.
• 26:48
  Like that, he was like, he was selling cash, cash.
• 26:51
  I'll give you a discount, my guy.
• 26:53
  He's like if you got Apple Pay or Google Pay because he's got
• 26:55
  on his phone, he's like, it's a it's 15, but if you got cash.
• 27:00
  Cuz he already thought about the 5% or whatever it is.
• 27:02
  It's annoying. Fucking cash.
• 27:03
  He is he, yeah, couple, couple weeks with Murdoch going to
• 27:07
  doing Pokémon stuff and he is like.
• 27:09
  We all would help each other for whatever.
• 27:10
  I could call anybody at this at this table and be like.
• 27:13
  Oh, I look out for him constant. How much?
• 27:15
  Almost once a week. What it is?
• 27:16
  Pokémon cards good. Looking hey man, he's like, is
• 27:19
  this good? Is this bad?
• 27:20
  It's it sucks. It's awesome, you know, but
• 27:21
  thanks for coms. Good coms, little man.
• 27:26
  He had the interest and then he watched me become profitable and
• 27:31
  he said, you know what, I can do that.
• 27:32
  I was like, yeah, you know, you can do this.
• 27:35
  You need support and a little guidance and it you're going to
• 27:38
  jump in the pool and it's going to be cold at first, but you're
• 27:40
  going to learn how to do it. The needles was personal to him.
• 27:44
  He didn't want to get on marketplace and put Pokémon
• 27:46
  cards up there. But the needles to him, he could
• 27:48
  do that at, at, at school, the principal, the concept, I don't
• 27:52
  care where he did it. He was comfortable.
• 27:54
  Yeah. And because it was his element,
• 27:57
  it was his people, and now he's slinging out this product and.
• 28:02
  Is he still doing it I. Gave him a $20 bill.
• 28:04
  He. He sold out.
• 28:05
  He's trying to get more with him so.
• 28:07
  They would. They would do it anyway.
• 28:09
  But I don't work for free. I'm not the Peace Corps.
• 28:12
  And I told them both, hey, man, I love you.
• 28:14
  Thank you for the help. But you don't work for free.
• 28:17
  No one's waking up at 6:30 in the morning just because Uncle
• 28:20
  Murdoch says, hey, man, can you help me out, man?
• 28:22
  Bunk that. Here's 20.
• 28:24
  I gave them both a 20. You can be in line for an hour.
• 28:27
  We might get garbage today. Here's your 20 because this is
• 28:30
  your sweat equity. You're in line.
• 28:32
  Thank you. And here's a 20.
• 28:34
  And here's a 20. We went three weeks with garbage
• 28:36
  for three weeks. So I lose $50.
• 28:38
  It was 50 actually for for both of them.
• 28:40
  Times 3 is 150. But that one week where they got
• 28:43
  right and I'm making $100 in a box and I got 12 of them.
• 28:47
  Yeah, it's worth the investment. They're starting to see that.
• 28:50
  All they can do is absorb that in the moment, in the element.
• 28:54
  And I thank them every week. It's not the Peace Corps.
• 28:58
  We go to Costco and get pizzas and and Rockstar.
• 29:01
  We give high fives and we we celebrate.
• 29:03
  Man, so when we going on our first field trip.
• 29:06
  Tuesday. Morning so so good he is it like
• 29:09
  recruiting the people It's it's. Mondays, it's Mondays, it's
• 29:13
  Tuesdays, it's Wednesdays, it's Thursdays and there's different
• 29:16
  spots. You're sometimes you're in UTC.
• 29:18
  Send you the money to get my packs, my boxers.
• 29:22
  Or I get those packs they it's a ghost.
• 29:25
  Them days I'll be all working. And I thought about the flea
• 29:29
  market because the the red barn. Yeah, I went to the Red Barn
• 29:32
  yesterday. It's when the when the season
• 29:35
  comes in, even. When is it still busy?
• 29:37
  They don't change a lot of stuff around.
• 29:38
  They don't close off a lot of ways, you know.
• 29:40
  I use. $25 for a table they still I used to sling beat.
• 29:44
  I bought my first vehicle a a Mountaineer.
• 29:48
  From there. Pardon me.
• 29:49
  It was a Cherokee. It was a It was a grain.
• 29:50
  It was a. 28, yeah. It was, it was a black one.
• 29:55
  It was 12 grand. I'm growing Cherokee tomatoes at
• 29:57
  home, by the way. Babies.
• 29:59
  I bought that vehicle with beanie Baby hustle I would go
• 30:01
  to. All that Lady in the, that Lady
• 30:04
  back in the day, I think you're talking about that had all the
• 30:05
  Beanie Babies. She was, she had a house like
• 30:10
  down the road from the Red Barn and she would sell them out her
• 30:12
  house when she didn't sell them in there. $25 and I would post
• 30:15
  up and everything was just, it was net.
• 30:18
  I paid 5 dollars $6 a bear and depending on if it was retired
• 30:22
  if it was a good it was $25.00 of.
• 30:23
  Course, you were in the Beanie Baby.
• 30:25
  Crazy, of course. You wasn't because it makes
• 30:27
  money we're. In the Beanie Baby crazy.
• 30:28
  If the ducks quack, you feed them.
• 30:30
  When they stop quack and you eat them.
• 30:33
  Yeah. Right, that's.
• 30:34
  Just what that is? Franco's I mean to you sound
• 30:37
  logic, JJ. Then we won't sell it to you.
• 30:39
  I mean, why am I going to sell something that isn't isn't
• 30:41
  desired? You find the opportunity, you
• 30:43
  lean on that and you lean on it. Lean on that capitalism.
• 30:47
  It's my time. People don't want to wake up and
• 30:49
  get in line then. Don't man.
• 30:51
  Then you pay, then you pay the fee.
• 30:53
  That's. What it is I don't pay $10 A.
• 30:55
  Pack, that's what I'm saying. The hustles scalping to me is
• 30:58
  when you get a bunch of bots that buy up all the inventory
• 31:01
  and then mark it up 500% like you want an Xbox or PlayStation.
• 31:05
  Sorry sucker, it's $2000. Like I'm not paying it.
• 31:08
  Fuck you, you know what I mean? That's a lot.
• 31:10
  Different $2000. That's that's killing the market
• 31:13
  like going and getting. Extra card but you only bumping
• 31:16
  up a dollar like. If you went out, if he went out
• 31:19
  and got the new like a new Xbox was dropping and I couldn't get
• 31:21
  in line. He stood in line and got it and
• 31:23
  it was $500 and he said I'll sell it to you for 600.
• 31:26
  I would pay 600 because I knew I didn't have to get in line.
• 31:28
  I'd get it that day. I.
• 31:29
  Wouldn't have a person. Along with that.
• 31:30
  Meet me every week, every week, professionals, he said.
• 31:34
  I can't get. I don't have the time.
• 31:35
  I don't have an hour to get in line.
• 31:37
  My kids want two of these boxes. You're paying for a service at
• 31:40
  that point it. Was $10 over what he would have
• 31:42
  paid for and he's like, man, I'll pay $20 to not have to go
• 31:45
  to that store and miss work and come out and I here, here's your
• 31:48
  10 bucks. Yeah.
• 31:50
  I'm. Just and I do that.
• 31:50
  Time day that I'm off work. I do that 50 times a week.
• 31:54
  You said damn it every day out of the week you didn't.
• 31:56
  You named except for Friday. There's stuff always dropping
• 31:59
  all over the place. Yeah, I know it's.
• 32:01
  Like do you, how do you know when it's dropping you?
• 32:02
  You go on a. Website and say Oh no no, he's
• 32:04
  got. There's no these.
• 32:05
  People know he knows people. And then they share, you know,
• 32:07
  they tag these vendors vehicles now with the.
• 32:10
  Air tax and. Stuff, oh man, they know where
• 32:13
  they live. They know where they're driving.
• 32:15
  They can. I hear people say, oh man, he's
• 32:16
  just in Port Charlotte right now.
• 32:17
  He's pulling off a 75. That's real.
• 32:20
  That happens. What?
• 32:21
  Yeah, yeah. Man, they know where you are.
• 32:26
  For some cards. Bro, that's why some of them
• 32:27
  will screw off and go I'm not coming today or they'll go to a
• 32:29
  different store. So everyone's like lined up
• 32:31
  waiting at like whatever Target and they just.
• 32:34
  Those guys are coming straight from the distributor or whatever
• 32:36
  like they work for. That whatever mini warehouse,
• 32:39
  yeah, or. Yeah, where they're coming from
• 32:41
  and you got a mini warehouse now I.
• 32:42
  Got a little mini warehouse but I push weight I just it's.
• 32:45
  All. It's never filled basically.
• 32:47
  I am currently looking for a small storefront for us for
• 32:51
  that. I'm not kidding.
• 32:52
  I've been looking for just like a little 200 square foot set up
• 32:56
  cards, collectibles, things like that, no?
• 32:58
  One sells it for what I sell them for.
• 33:00
  Right there. And then if we could do live
• 33:02
  shows from. I was gonna the events, I was
• 33:04
  gonna say I'll get more when we're not on air into what we've
• 33:06
  got going on. Because all the vendors have go
• 33:09
  pros and that's how you get a, a listening, a following.
• 33:14
  You know, it's you do these shows and you help kids out.
• 33:17
  And I, I love that. Yeah.
• 33:17
  I got a GoPro that goes live. So you hand out stuff and you
• 33:21
  and you take care of people and also you get paid.
• 33:26
  But doing a show now it's a little bit more expensive to do
• 33:28
  that. That Murdoch Junior, the guy I
• 33:30
  put on, he's doing shows. He turned his, he has a
• 33:33
  storefront now because he saw the big picture.
• 33:36
  Oh man, I can make 20% on everything and then hold all the
• 33:39
  good stuff and make 5X on that. If you bought a box Christmas
• 33:43
  time two years ago, I Black Friday, I bought 20 boxes of $25
• 33:48
  a piece. I, I got what I got.
• 33:51
  I had to go to this store. I had to go to that store, but
• 33:52
  it was online and and I got them they're $250 a box now because I
• 33:59
  don't want to RIP them because I all I do is hustle.
• 34:01
  I like to RIP and I do. Last night I was ripping
• 34:03
  ascended heroes. I got 2 action cards and it was
• 34:05
  it was cool but I. Like ripping is ripping and
• 34:09
  moving and going through them and see what's good in them.
• 34:12
  And most times you don't, you don't get that Charizard I was
• 34:16
  telling you about is 1 out of 400 packs has.
• 34:22
  Oh yeah, you can break it down to it means out of the 400
• 34:24
  packs, it probably made X thousands of packs, which means
• 34:27
  there's only 100 of those in existence and he nabbed one of
• 34:31
  them. That's why they're worth so
• 34:32
  much. It's hard to pull a a a a Frank.
• 34:36
  They print. They print like the cards in a
• 34:38
  pyramid thing where it's like the most gets this many and then
• 34:41
  the next rarity level gets this many.
• 34:43
  So that's why they like work. Out the probability is 1 out of
• 34:45
  6 get an. EX1 out of 12 gets an
• 34:48
  illustration. Rare one out of 40 is a is a
• 34:52
  full of one out of 70 is that. So you pull like a one out of
• 34:57
  1005? Of those that you have a chance
• 35:01
  to get at that rate, if that makes sense.
• 35:03
  So to pull one particular card, you've got to open cases.
• 35:07
  Yeah, 5050 ET BS to. Pull that.
• 35:09
  That's why they're worth so much, because you want a legit
• 35:11
  thing. There's if there's only ten of
• 35:13
  those, or a hundred of those, or forty of those floating around
• 35:15
  ever in the world. That's now you got to got to get
• 35:17
  it graded because the PSA is the Bible.
• 35:19
  And then that makes it worth even more because now it's
• 35:22
  official. Official.
• 35:23
  Who wants to spend $700.00 on a card that isn't graded and you
• 35:26
  buy it off? You find out it's not official
• 35:28
  and then you get fucked. Or what?
• 35:30
  That's what I'm saying. Like to know that you would have
• 35:32
  to take a picture or send. You said you have to physically
• 35:35
  send it off. You're you're you're doing.
• 35:37
  It's also a racket in of it, so that's a different show for a
• 35:40
  different day. I don't.
• 35:41
  Like that's why what you were talking about earlier with the
• 35:46
  site that does the auctions. I don't trust them.
• 35:50
  I mean, I need it in front of me.
• 35:51
  I'm going to spend that kind. Of money yeah, not for cards.
• 35:53
  I could get specific things that would be harder to to screw with
• 35:56
  bigger objects that you can't. Because when you explain people
• 36:00
  have gotten so good that they can open packs, take out what's
• 36:03
  valuable, throw in ass garbage packs, reseal the packs to the
• 36:07
  point that they don't look like they have ever been opened ever
• 36:10
  ever ever ever. And you have no idea.
• 36:12
  And you're like, I didn't get anything in this pack because
• 36:14
  you have no idea that they've already ransacked your shit.
• 36:17
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the dark.
• 36:18
  Side yeah, look at Frank's face. He explained that to me.
• 36:20
  I was like, shut the fuck up you.
• 36:22
  Want me to hurt you? Want me to hurt it?
• 36:25
  Grab a scale. Talking about they weighing
• 36:28
  these fuckers out. Let's say for hypothetical.
• 36:31
  This 10 pack right here is it weighs.
• 36:33
  Hypothetically 2 point. 5G and it's got a scale.
• 36:37
  I can tell it's short. And that scale weighs dope,
• 36:39
  weighs whatever it's a food you know goes by.
• 36:41
  Grams dough dough pizza dough it's.
• 36:45
  A tofu. It's like a special.
• 36:47
  Airy. It weighs tofu.
• 36:48
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds right.
• 36:50
  A pack weighs more than another one.
• 36:53
  The the foily, the shiny ones you were talking about, they
• 36:55
  weigh more than a. Regular.
• 36:56
  Yeah, because of the foil, the weight of the foil.
• 36:58
  So in that 2 pack blister, they all weigh 25 grams, give or
• 37:04
  take. You know you got 10 of them.
• 37:06
  Average weight, average weight, average weight.
• 37:08
  This one's a gram and a half heavier than the other ones, so.
• 37:10
  That's one. That's one card in and that's.
• 37:13
  Got most probably, Most likely. That pack.
• 37:17
  Not always they. Have the EX.
• 37:19
  That's the. Yeah, and it could say it could
• 37:22
  have two E XS or something that tips the scales, but it's not
• 37:25
  worth anything. You don't know, but you do know
• 37:28
  that there's something in there. Again, hypothetically.
• 37:31
  So if you had a hundred of these blister packs or boxes and then
• 37:36
  you weigh them, you keep the good ones that weigh heavy.
• 37:40
  There's still stuff in the regular packs.
• 37:43
  Last night I ripped tins for ascended heroes.
• 37:45
  I don't have a scale so I didn't weigh them, but I ripped good
• 37:50
  packs, good cards out of these these packs.
• 37:52
  So there's good cards in a an irregularly weighed.
• 37:56
  You just aren't. It's a lot harder to the odds
• 37:58
  are going to be better on the heavier thing, but at the end of
• 38:01
  the day, you. Weigh them and they're they're
• 38:03
  substantially more than the other ones.
• 38:05
  Then you RIP all of those and it's 8 out of 10 again from what
• 38:09
  I would hear. Yo, Can you imagine walking into
• 38:13
  a room like Training Day or American Gangster and there's a
• 38:17
  bunch of naked women just at the table just.
• 38:19
  Mad Rock Stone Pokémon. I got, I got me some Puerto
• 38:23
  Ricans with them asses out. Instead of doing blow chopping
• 38:28
  Pokémon pack like. Pokémon packs and foils
• 38:32
  everywhere. Right now, baby.
• 38:34
  This one. Hey man, Rico wants to know if
• 38:36
  he can get some packs for free. Man, pick up a pack for free.
• 38:40
  Yo I just sent packs home packs. I sent 115 Pokémon cards to that
• 38:46
  wholesaler that with the eBay thing I sent 115 a 115 Pokémon
• 38:51
  cards that sell between $3 and $18.00.
• 38:55
  And so everything that I RIP, I sell the the ones that are
• 38:59
  better than that, that are $20.30 dollars, $40 a $100.
• 39:04
  I sent those for grading once I look at them and say OK this one
• 39:07
  is right. Magnifying glass.
• 39:09
  The light you gotta. Yeah.
• 39:11
  It's so serious bro. The centering.
• 39:14
  You gotta get it under a light, a magnifying light.
• 39:16
  Yeah, you would think like weird misprints that look crazy and
• 39:19
  awesome would be make it worth more, but it doesn't.
• 39:21
  It don't in this, in this, in this makes.
• 39:23
  It worth fucking garbage. But it's still a rarity.
• 39:26
  I know, see. I think those things come back
• 39:28
  around later in time down the road.
• 39:29
  'Cause we got misprints, coins and all that stuff nowadays and.
• 39:32
  Yeah, I hear you like there. Hasn't been any real misprints
• 39:35
  on on this stuff. Not for a couple years.
• 39:38
  I remember like one Pokémon run had like everything was shifted
• 39:41
  over like certain cards were like.
• 39:43
  Everything was off and there's people out there printing fakes
• 39:45
  too. You know that of course they.
• 39:47
  Are so it's a possibility that you can get fakes in off the off
• 39:50
  the shipment like the main shipment.
• 39:52
  Now, because big brain on Brad's out there, it's a dollar is a
• 39:57
  dollar. I put a fake card into APSA slab
• 40:01
  that's also fake with fake certs and it looks real.
• 40:05
  You can't tell the difference. You got to take that cert number
• 40:08
  and go to PSA and match the cert number for their.
• 40:13
  It's if I could fake that too though, couldn't they in theory?
• 40:15
  Well, they they could, but if you're not really paying
• 40:17
  attention and, and JJ is just looking at that Charizard PSA
• 40:20
  and he's like, oh man, this is it.
• 40:21
  Yeah, man, it's $2200 card. For you today.
• 40:25
  I'll give it to you for 18. That's that's below, that's
• 40:27
  below market. My my, my red flag right there
• 40:29
  already $2200. I'm giving it to you for 18 and
• 40:32
  the. People looking to sell and
• 40:34
  people are always looking for that money, yeah.
• 40:37
  You might not fall for that, but a lot of people will.
• 40:40
  But. That's how you Ferrari right
• 40:42
  here ready for you. I'm going to give it to you for
• 40:44
  and it's a. Kid car, Yeah.
• 40:46
  It's a kid car, a shill and then Ferrari.
• 40:49
  It ran two weeks ago. So there's fakes, there's fakes
• 40:53
  on the on the cards, there's fakes on the slabs, which are
• 40:56
  supposed to be, you know what you're getting.
• 40:59
  It's all there's, there's fakes out there, there's fake sealed.
• 41:01
  Everything's land mines and everything.
• 41:04
  So just be smart. But that's the underbelly.
• 41:07
  So I'm gonna start my weekends. Yeah, I'm gonna start going to
• 41:10
  Red Barns and. Yeah, make a welcome to welcome
• 41:15
  to the team. That's where that's what he's
• 41:17
  been doing while we've been off is.
• 41:18
  I'll put you on the spots. He's.
• 41:20
  Pokémon Champ. And then I won't be able to hit
• 41:22
  him unless I'm off during the week or get off early during the
• 41:25
  week. I can't see myself standing in
• 41:26
  line till 5:00 AM. Sense.
• 41:28
  Yeah, Yeah, it's got to make sense, for sure.
• 41:30
  That's, what, a weekend for me. I can.
• 41:32
  I can. All right, Me and the wife, you
• 41:34
  know, let's go hit some red barns or some flea markets or
• 41:35
  whatever, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
• 41:37
  And that's what my mind would be on while we're in.
• 41:39
  There they tend to do the restocks during the week to put
• 41:41
  a little water on your fire. They they do that during the
• 41:44
  week, but. It also depend where you are go
• 41:47
  your lunch break, there's definitely.
• 41:49
  So it's not always 5:00 AM. No drops like that.
• 41:52
  It could be OK. They probably do a drop in the.
• 41:54
  Middle There have been times at like 11 he's like where you.
• 41:56
  At no, unless you got somebody like you on the side of like.
• 41:59
  But we have someone like him. I know, and you'd be like.
• 42:01
  You got to be there in the morning to sign up, so on
• 42:04
  Tuesday morning, I'm going there on Tuesday morning.
• 42:06
  He gives phone numbers like he'll go, hey man, I'm putting
• 42:08
  your number in for the queue. So if you can be down here, if
• 42:10
  not, cool. But if you can, you have a spot
• 42:13
  in line so you can jump in and grab.
• 42:14
  Stuff use opportunity and leverage.
• 42:16
  So we can do that to you. You get, you'll put your phone
• 42:18
  number and then you'll get a text like you're.
• 42:19
  I go there Tuesday morning. I put Frank in and put JJ in
• 42:22
  out, you know, they're and I got it like that.
• 42:24
  So now you're in line. When the vendor's finished, they
• 42:29
  hit you with a text and say, hey man, you're up.
• 42:31
  So you got 15 minutes to get there, you know, or whatever.
• 42:34
  So you can. Now I roll there.
• 42:36
  I get in line at 7 AMI put my name in at 8:00 AM when the door
• 42:40
  opens. And then I go to work and when I
• 42:43
  get a text, all my people get the same text.
• 42:45
  I'll see at the store. We go back, I spend 15 minutes
• 42:48
  in line, get my product and out I go.
• 42:50
  So I'm in and out the door for an hour of my time.
• 42:53
  You already know how many packs you're getting before you go in.
• 42:55
  There for nothing. You don't know what's going to
• 42:57
  be there. Once you in there for the 15
• 42:59
  minutes, you got the OK, I'm going to get this, this and that
• 43:02
  you they're not holding this. When you come back, they will
• 43:04
  not hold it for you. There's a, there's a queue, so
• 43:07
  it's JJ, then it's you, then it's me, then it's me.
• 43:10
  So JJ doesn't show up by X o'clock then and.
• 43:12
  Then if he doesn't show, yeah, you're gone.
• 43:15
  And that's another opportunity to cost it.
• 43:17
  I've got meetings on Tuesday. My shirt and tie I got.
• 43:19
  I got I got business meetings on Tuesday at 10.
• 43:23
  I can't get in line. I might make $200 in that line,
• 43:26
  but I got a job. I still.
• 43:28
  I still. Work, but that's where.
• 43:30
  Having people. Now I can be there without being
• 43:33
  there. That's crazy because I got other
• 43:35
  people that say, you know what man put me on that help me out
• 43:39
  like his his kids. They're they're grown.
• 43:41
  The stores are catching on to all this, and they should.
• 43:44
  You know, people go in there with their children, man.
• 43:46
  They come with little babies. And have the babies bomb.
• 43:49
  Babies. Hey, that's that's.
• 43:50
  That's a person. That's a person. 2 per.
• 43:52
  That's another two per. That's a person.
• 43:54
  He's not kidding. No, man.
• 43:55
  He's five years old. How you doing that?
• 43:57
  Yeah. Who said that?
• 43:59
  Who said that 8 year old can't can't save their money?
• 44:03
  Murdoch Junior has two kids that gets in line with them.
• 44:05
  Guys, say Joe gets an allowance, he goes in there and wants to
• 44:07
  buy stuff. How?
• 44:07
  Dare you? Say yeah, screw off.
• 44:09
  To buy it because. You know it's a kids product
• 44:12
  anyway. Because I got 6 people in line
• 44:14
  with me. I know they're with you.
• 44:16
  I mean, they're here with me. Coincidence has it they're here
• 44:18
  with me every week. But they have their own money.
• 44:21
  I'm not giving them a card to pay for that.
• 44:23
  They're paying with it however it is.
• 44:26
  Meanwhile, his kids hold one of my credit cards.
• 44:29
  His children have a credit. Card with.
• 44:31
  My name on it. His kids.
• 44:35
  He can't because he bat phones them like, hey, I need you at
• 44:37
  Costco in 10 minutes and my daughter's like, all right.
• 44:40
  Bet off they go. And then Costco.
• 44:43
  I'm making $50 a box. Here's 50 for you.
• 44:45
  I'll take the 150 on my side. I'm not greedy.
• 44:47
  You don't get paid if there's no one there. 100% of what I don't
• 44:50
  get, I don't sell. So I share meant share.
• 44:53
  And it's working out for you his.
• 44:57
  His boy was able to take the $20.00 I gave him three weeks
• 45:00
  ago. Two weeks ago, God.
• 45:01
  He turned it into. And he took that $20, and he
• 45:03
  went and bought the needles. And he told me it's like, hey, I
• 45:05
  bought the needles with my 20. And I was like, yeah, you, you
• 45:08
  invested your money then, right? Yeah, I did.
• 45:10
  OK. If you sell them for 12, you're
• 45:12
  going to double your money if you sell them for 18.
• 45:15
  And I showed them what they actually sell for on eBay.
• 45:18
  And he already knew the product because his friends, it's a
• 45:20
  craze that'll be dead in a month.
• 45:21
  But right now, the ducks quack. So he bought four of them with
• 45:26
  his 20, and then he had another 20.
• 45:29
  So he got 8 and he kept 2 and he sold 6.
• 45:32
  And made a profit. He sold.
• 45:33
  And he double s his money, so now he's got $80.
• 45:37
  Well, 70 because he kept 2. So he's got 70 instead of 50,
• 45:41
  and he's holding weight. And he still has some.
• 45:43
  Yeah, that's. And he's a child, you know, So
• 45:46
  that's all I can do is Uncle Murdoch put somebody on a.
• 45:49
  Little something and. If they catch it, cool and if
• 45:51
  not, no harm done. And that's why I.
• 45:53
  Told both your kids, look, man, I love your dad, I love your
• 45:56
  mom. They're good people.
• 45:57
  We all have a different skill set, a different gift, and
• 45:59
  they're super intelligent. This is where I shop.
• 46:03
  This is how I think. And maybe it's a little
• 46:05
  different than your dad and maybe it's a little different
• 46:07
  than your mom or your grandparents.
• 46:08
  So difference is OK. Celebrate people being
• 46:10
  different. This is how I pay for vacations.
• 46:14
  This is how I pay for Christmas. Christmas was last year was paid
• 46:17
  for. On the back of.
• 46:19
  A Walmart tins that I bought man, you got to you got to be
• 46:25
  there and then you got to push it in the middle, but you I
• 46:27
  never lost a dollar. But that kind of hustle's not a
• 46:29
  big deal. You're not in the street selling
• 46:31
  crack, you know what I mean? Like, but that's that kind of
• 46:33
  money A. Couple months ago some guys
• 46:35
  robbed the store with their for those for those like had stacks
• 46:38
  and stacks of them. I think they brought them.
• 46:40
  They stole them from somewhere and then tried to resell them.
• 46:43
  They had a whole stack of them like 2 black guys or something
• 46:46
  like what are you guys doing? So that's your weekly Pokémon.
• 46:49
  Update So that's where, So that's where Murdoch's been.
• 46:51
  I like that he spent almost exactly 45.
• 46:53
  I did. That with the tops Chrome.
• 46:55
  Yo, so that we Speaking of sports, 'cause I was thinking
• 46:58
  that should Der Sanders card is going to be worth a lot, isn't
• 47:01
  it? Because he's, he's buying.
• 47:02
  He's buying. He's all in on shoulder.
• 47:04
  We talked. Couple times because he was 12
• 47:05
  and now he's 2 and he broke all those records as a rookie as 12.
• 47:11
  So they he's telling people who bought Jersey that.
• 47:14
  Which was the Browns though? This.
• 47:15
  Year for his job, he. Did they draft another one?
• 47:20
  Yeah, they I didn't watch it. He's not going to take a show.
• 47:22
  Shador is a. And Watson is not playing.
• 47:24
  It's an enigma. It's wrapped inside of a puzzle
• 47:28
  they. Drafted.
• 47:29
  They drafted 3 quarterbacks so he's on and Deshaun Watson is
• 47:33
  there. He's not going to play.
• 47:34
  And and Deshaun can Playboy. He can, he's not.
• 47:37
  He could play he but like not. Doing illegal things to women.
• 47:42
  All in the offseason last year, yeah, yeah.
• 47:44
  Standing in front of the camera like he he blew his Achilles
• 47:48
  blew it. If you were going to buy a
• 47:50
  shudor, OK, so you are you have an.
• 47:52
  This is the other thing I'm talking about.
• 47:53
  Do you see how quickly it can? I dig that though.
• 47:56
  That's sexy to me. I find that attractive.
• 47:57
  What? I'll talk hold.
• 47:59
  On now I'm not not you. MFB there's.
• 48:04
  No one. There's no one wearing moo
• 48:06
  moo's. Hold on, I'm gonna sit.
• 48:08
  On closet while you do this in the other room with the kids.
• 48:10
  Saying Now pause. Fucking pause.
• 48:14
  So. So Frank says that Shador has an
• 48:17
  opportunity. He sees value.
• 48:18
  Bye, bye, bye bye. He he's he's in on Shador.
• 48:22
  Would you would you buy Shador Sanders when he get he got he
• 48:27
  backed into the All Star armor. Pardon me, He.
• 48:30
  Yeah, the worst numbers for a Pro Bowl ever.
• 48:32
  Yeah, we went. To the Pro Bowl because no one
• 48:33
  else went. But I like Shador, he got
• 48:37
  railroaded because his dad is his dad.
• 48:39
  Yeah, he. And that whole thing to be a
• 48:41
  third pick overall, he was supposed to be a top five pick
• 48:44
  and then went at the back end of the entire.
• 48:46
  Draw To be fair, his his last season was not.
• 48:48
  They didn't want The Who wants that kind of of circus?
• 48:52
  You got a circus. Yeah, because.
• 48:53
  Of his it's 'cause his dad. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
• 48:56
  Pass all that. If he can, play if he can.
• 49:00
  Have you ever seen him play before he got the the Browns?
• 49:02
  And I'm intimately familiar with Shador Sanders career, both
• 49:05
  collegiate and professional, in Colorado.
• 49:09
  Even at JSU. Even at JSU he was.
• 49:12
  He's gifted. He had some for sure.
• 49:17
  But he it was serviceable and Dad in the hype.
• 49:22
  If you believe that Shadour has an opportunity and you think
• 49:25
  that the floor is low and his and his ceiling is high, then
• 49:29
  you would say, all right, I'll buy.
• 49:31
  When would you buy it, though? Would you buy it the first week
• 49:35
  of the season? When when he's about to go out
• 49:37
  there, would you buy? Last year, first week of the
• 49:39
  season. Or you tell mom, right?
• 49:41
  Or this year if you if you believe him right now, his value
• 49:44
  wasn't sky high. No, I would have bought him last
• 49:46
  year, OK? I wouldn't have put him in last.
• 49:50
  Year I had 56 boxes of Donrus Uptown, the boxes from Costco.
• 49:58
  I paid $45.00 a box. I sold over $155 a box.
• 50:01
  People would stream. They they stream and so they're
• 50:04
  making, they're selling teams. So the team Cleveland was $55, I
• 50:10
  think it was 55. That's where the number was.
• 50:12
  Cleveland's 55 bucks, the Giants with.
• 50:15
  With Scataboo. Scataboo and dart man, they were
• 50:18
  $100 and then the Oilers were the you know, Tennessee was with
• 50:23
  Cam. There was a number, but there
• 50:24
  was some garbage teams. But you sell out and then you
• 50:27
  RIP live. And then every hit that comes
• 50:29
  out, if J JS got the Vikings, then every Viking that comes out
• 50:33
  of that autographed low number doesn't matter.
• 50:35
  They're all his. And so you hit or you don't.
• 50:38
  The chador, you don't buy. You don't buy the sizzle, you
• 50:44
  don't buy it on the way up. Oh, I wasn't.
• 50:46
  Yeah, no, no, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:47
  I wouldn't buy it on the hype. You you buy it in the offseason
• 50:52
  and I believe I'm going to tell secrets.
• 50:55
  And he's talking about offseason as in spring training and all
• 50:58
  that purchase that I'm going. To make in the next two weeks
• 51:01
  after I after I moved that that box of Pokémon that I got, I'm
• 51:07
  taking that $2600 and I'm buying Jayden Daniels and I'm buying
• 51:12
  Malik Neighbors. Malik got hurt last year.
• 51:15
  He's the real deal. Anybody comes out of LSU that
• 51:17
  catches a football is legit. Malik's a freak and I'm a
• 51:20
  Redskin fan. I had to see him 2 * a year.
• 51:22
  But Malik's got the goods. He got hurt.
• 51:23
  Malik, you said Malik neighbors. Malik Neighbors.
• 51:26
  Right. So.
• 51:27
  Yeah, I know you're talking about.
• 51:28
  His value goes down. Jayden was the most sought after
• 51:32
  rookie card, the most sought after football card his rookie
• 51:36
  year and you couldn't buy them. You had to pay to look at the
• 51:39
  cards. I mean, you couldn't buy his
• 51:41
  rookie cards. So why am I spending the $1000
• 51:44
  for that number to 500 card, 'cause I'm chasing now I'm
• 51:47
  chasing. It's got to go up twice from
• 51:49
  that for me to make. Yeah, because it's already up
• 51:51
  there. And if you buy it, then you got
• 51:53
  to, it's got to go higher than that.
• 51:55
  Elbow and his elbow and his knee and he's out for 1010 games and
• 51:59
  his value goes right in the toilet and I'm now I push, now I
• 52:03
  push. So when he comes back this year,
• 52:06
  if, and it's a gamble speculation, but if he can do
• 52:08
  what he did his rookie year and not be hurt, his dynamic, it
• 52:13
  comes back up. So Chador and I'm going to push.
• 52:16
  I'm a push. I think, I think the chador is,
• 52:19
  it's on a, it's on a rise. But you buy it now, it's the
• 52:21
  offseason. Well, yeah, Now, like if I was
• 52:24
  in that predicament, like I would have bought it last year
• 52:28
  in the offseason still because of the craze, Not just the
• 52:31
  craze, but he has true talent beyond his father and all that
• 52:36
  other stuff. He's accurate.
• 52:38
  He he's very smart. He can read.
• 52:41
  But it's the he's he's coachable.
• 52:43
  He was coachable to be the next, you know what I mean?
• 52:47
  And then like I said, at the end of that season, he got
• 52:49
  railroaded for sure. His last four games is the one
• 52:51
  they want to actually have him play, and he still broke.
• 52:55
  Yeah, he didn't want him to play.
• 52:56
  Stefanci didn't. Want Dylan Gabriel out there?
• 52:58
  I like Dylan, but. He's no, he's no good.
• 53:00
  He's a more, he's a concussion waiting to happen.
• 53:03
  Seriously. 5/10 He he's. No height whatsoever, and
• 53:06
  left-handed, which is. Really, Dylan I I got.
• 53:09
  Paid on Dylan's collegiate career.
• 53:11
  Oh my. God, UCF, Oklahoma.
• 53:14
  I mean, he's a six, he's a six year.
• 53:17
  He can throw a football, bro. He he went to college for.
• 53:19
  Six years and he was at every major.
• 53:21
  He had more, he had more yards and everything than Shadeer, if
• 53:24
  you put the comparison, But it's because he was in college for
• 53:26
  six years. Played for 100 years.
• 53:28
  Yeah, like. What you mean like and then he
• 53:31
  broke, he broke, they said he tied or broke Tom Brady's rookie
• 53:36
  record and that's speaking volume when it comes to do they
• 53:40
  got a value and a quarterback and do we keep them next year?
• 53:47
  Is the it's the Holy Grail for quarterbacks when it was Philip
• 53:51
  Rivers, Eli Manning, Ben Roethlisberger that year where
• 53:56
  they were all studs on occasion 2 years ago, Jaden Daniels,
• 54:01
  Drake May, Bo Nix? Not Patrick Mahal.
• 54:08
  No, no, no. There's he.
• 54:09
  He went. He.
• 54:10
  Caleb Williams. And so it was Caleb Daniels, Bo
• 54:15
  Nicks, Drake May, and there's another one can't miss.
• 54:18
  I mean, you couldn't miss. I bought 6 cases with my Pokémon
• 54:23
  money, All my hustle. I turned it, flipped it right
• 54:25
  over into that. In addition to all those
• 54:27
  quarterbacks, you want to try to find a Drake May autograph
• 54:30
  rookie, make it have fun. You want to find a Jaden Daniels
• 54:33
  or Caleb Williams autograph rookie?
• 54:34
  Go ahead man, go. You better have a Visa card.
• 54:37
  You better have something with. Black card with the Jay-Z money.
• 54:39
  And I've got cases of that product case is plural.
• 54:43
  Duplicates of those cards. That are sealed.
• 54:46
  They're sealed boxes. And so that box that I paid
• 54:50
  $40.00 for is $90.00. And then when they go on a
• 54:53
  stroke and Drake last year was in a Super Bowl.
• 54:56
  So yeah, the cards value, they value throughout the season.
• 55:00
  Sure they do. Yeah, we were talking right
• 55:01
  before you walked in. We were talking about this,
• 55:03
  Yeah. So they won't, they won't stay
• 55:05
  like, Oh yeah, he's, he's doing good this this week.
• 55:08
  Perfect example. Ronald Cunha, You know who
• 55:10
  Ronnie Cunha is, Plays for the Braves.
• 55:12
  No MVP kind of guy. He's top five.
• 55:14
  He's an MVP, hurt himself, hurt himself.
• 55:17
  And so value goes down. I spent $900 at the beginning of
• 55:20
  the year and I bought all of his rookie stuff.
• 55:22
  PSA graded all the good stuff and it came up.
• 55:27
  He hyped up his his. He hyperextended he did
• 55:30
  something to his hammy. 2 nights ago I watched the needle go
• 55:35
  straight down. Like the second he got hurt.
• 55:38
  You looking at a live needle? You watched.
• 55:39
  It yeah, I mean, I just you watched the.
• 55:40
  Market, it's like stock market. It's just like a stock market.
• 55:43
  So I paid $26 for the rookie PSA 10.
• 55:46
  I paid 26. It was worth 45.
• 55:49
  He gets hurt and comes out of the game in the in the second
• 55:51
  inning because he was one for one.
• 55:53
  The value goes right off a bridge.
• 55:56
  It's buy and sell. By.
• 55:57
  The game, let alone by the. Week right, So you got to you
• 56:00
  got to actually choose when the best time to sell this car
• 56:03
  exactly. Do I hold on to this?
• 56:06
  Do I hold on to this car until he heals up and maybe he get
• 56:08
  another run, a better run or the best?
• 56:11
  Point that you can bring up today, it's not where you buy
• 56:14
  it. It is where you buy it.
• 56:16
  It's not where you sell it, it's where you buy it.
• 56:18
  But you have to have an exit strategy.
• 56:20
  You have to have an idea, OK, I can hope that it goes up to 300
• 56:23
  percent, 500%, man, I'm taking my 50 and going to the next one.
• 56:27
  And that's why I, I bought, well, it's like 15 of his cards
• 56:31
  because if I'm right once, oh, I made $20, man, I need to be
• 56:34
  right, right. And that way I can take that
• 56:36
  $500 that I net and put that into somebody else and my
• 56:39
  money's. Making and you just keep going
• 56:40
  I. Would I would take it when it's
• 56:41
  when it's right I would take two of those and sell those and that
• 56:45
  leaves me hold the rest because. There you go.
• 56:47
  You never know when it goes up or down.
• 56:49
  I'm. Not telling anything that you
• 56:50
  don't already know. Those concepts and principles
• 56:51
  are just like that. But the Cam Schlittler guy was
• 56:54
  telling telling you about earlier.
• 56:55
  I paid 22 for 22 for the card. It was worth a hundred a week
• 57:00
  after I bought it. You could have sold it then you
• 57:03
  could have, but you. I sent it in to get graded.
• 57:05
  APSA 10 of that card sold for $416.00 three days ago.
• 57:10
  Another one sold for 396. So it's $400.00 card APSA 10
• 57:13
  ungraded raws 100. I paid 22.
• 57:17
  I need I need 20 of those. I don't need one because what
• 57:19
  does one get me? A high five.
• 57:21
  I was right. I bought every Cam Schlitzler
• 57:24
  Mojo in a box. You'll get a pack that has
• 57:28
  special designs on it. You'll get good cards.
• 57:31
  I bought every Cam Schlittler on eBay with a buy it now price
• 57:36
  that was less than $12.00 and I bought every single one that
• 57:40
  was, that was, I spent hundreds of dollars, but I bought it all.
• 57:43
  Everything that was practical with the shipping because I'm
• 57:45
  not paying more than $1.32 because it goes into the cost of
• 57:48
  the card and then it goes to 17. I've made $5 that's, you know,
• 57:53
  40% of my, that's 80% of my money.
• 57:56
  So I sell a couple. It pays for the whole lot.
• 57:59
  Now we get to hold a couple and if I'm right, right, because I'm
• 58:02
  a know it all then and oh, by the way, the guy's, you know,
• 58:05
  four and O with an ERA of 175 and leading the league in
• 58:08
  strikeouts scoreboard. Now you got to have exit
• 58:11
  strategy because if I don't sell now and he shits the bed
• 58:14
  tomorrow because he pitches tomorrow and he gives up a a
• 58:17
  clunker, now that $100. Card is 80.
• 58:20
  Dollars, but if he throws another hotness then.
• 58:22
  But that's where you you choose one of them cards.
• 58:25
  Yep, you choose one of those cars out of the 15 or whatever.
• 58:28
  Strategy on on how you. Sell it where you sell it.
• 58:30
  He could. Who's he playing against, Cam?
• 58:34
  Yeah, tomorrow. I don't know who he's pitching
• 58:36
  against tomorrow, but. So that but I know that probably
• 58:38
  has to go into play or if what I'm going to do with this card
• 58:41
  or not, Am I going to am I going to throw this card away?
• 58:44
  I could throw it away. That Cam rookie the day after he
• 58:49
  pitches against the White Sox, not against the Dodgers.
• 58:53
  Why am I going to? Why am I going to do that?
• 58:55
  Yeah, I put. Myself, you want to put the best
• 58:57
  scenario available, yeah. It's not brain surgery.
• 59:01
  You want to put them against people?
• 59:02
  You don't. You don't.
• 59:02
  You don't sell your best card before the hardest game.
• 59:07
  Well, no, you would, right? We I sold Otani last year the
• 59:12
  game. Didn't he go bananas?
• 59:14
  He, oh, he went bananas. He sold right before the
• 59:16
  bananas. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 59:18
  He sold after bananas. When he was going to pitch, I
• 59:21
  have Ohtani cards in hand and. Wolverine.
• 59:27
  They're. In hand.
• 59:29
  And it's the World Series, so it's game six of the World
• 59:33
  Series that he's going to pitch. He won't pitch again.
• 59:37
  He hit four home runs in two games and then he grabs a
• 59:40
  baseball and throws A shutout. My cards were set to go off.
• 59:47
  The auction expired. It finished when he had the ball
• 59:52
  in the third inning. You can't get any more frenzy
• 59:55
  than that. You won't.
• 59:57
  You can't find it. I could have put it up on a
• 59:58
  Tuesday afternoon. What the would I do that?
• 1:00:01
  I'm going to do it when he's playing you, you maximize the
• 1:00:04
  return so the sizzles wide open. I sell it like one card was like
• 1:00:09
  $195, Same card two months later as $135.
• 1:00:13
  Because of the sizzle and the hype, people are just buying it
• 1:00:15
  because they see it. Oh man, that's it.
• 1:00:16
  That's it. And here I am just offering to
• 1:00:18
  them. All right, man, You want to sell
• 1:00:19
  it? Cool, I'll buy it.
• 1:00:20
  Hey man, you want to buy it? Cool, I'll sell it.
• 1:00:22
  And I hug my margin bro and I just stacked chips.
• 1:00:26
  That's crazy. Bro Yeah man.
• 1:00:28
  This had a drug drug one O 1 card Pokémon cards bro.
• 1:00:33
  This is like drugs. It's just legit.
• 1:00:35
  I can do it and not get arrested.
• 1:00:37
  The card Don. Card Don.
• 1:00:41
  It says Jesus bro. Yeah, man, your turn tag, you're
• 1:00:42
  in. Yeah, I don't have, I haven't
• 1:00:44
  been any. I haven't had any cool stuff
• 1:00:45
  like that going on. That's.
• 1:00:47
  Just interesting. No, we always, I should have
• 1:00:49
  known like we always go down those rabbit holes because I've
• 1:00:52
  watched him grow it from like just this little baby hobby to
• 1:00:56
  like he rolls by in the limo that's fully tinted and you
• 1:01:00
  know, he drops the window down just a little and looks and then
• 1:01:02
  window back. Up just like that movie Envy
• 1:01:04
  would Yeah, he cross, he disappeared and shit, he's like,
• 1:01:08
  how the fuck? Is he doing?
• 1:01:10
  He pull up in the fucking limo in the house and the horse out
• 1:01:13
  in the park on the on the lawn and shit.
• 1:01:16
  I just put it into something else.
• 1:01:19
  I never spent my money. Yeah, I just got to put it in.
• 1:01:22
  I took a trip with the old lady for her birthday and went to
• 1:01:25
  Boston on the House. I didn't come out of pocket.
• 1:01:27
  For that you can thank Charizard and Mewtwo Mutus Pain.
• 1:01:33
  Thanks, Mutu. Thank Mutu.
• 1:01:38
  Damn, dude, Frank, your, your season just ended, right?
• 1:01:43
  Your dirt bike season? Yeah.
• 1:01:44
  How'd that last race go? I didn't go to the last race.
• 1:01:47
  Work. Yeah, work got in the way.
• 1:01:48
  He said I blew his knee out. Work work got in the way so I
• 1:01:52
  decided not to go work and other things.
• 1:01:54
  So this stuff around the house and stuff bummed me out, but
• 1:01:57
  there's. I'm glad to see you're alive.
• 1:01:59
  Yeah, I mean. Well, no, but you know, that's.
• 1:02:02
  Well, no, no, seriously, I'm glad to be alive too.
• 1:02:05
  It's there was a few races that I didn't finish.
• 1:02:07
  Well, yeah, finish as in like either I ran out of gas or I was
• 1:02:11
  just like dead tired and just was dead.
• 1:02:13
  It's a lot of work because he's not doing supercross, he's doing
• 1:02:16
  motocross, yeah. Was in the circuit Joel, and
• 1:02:20
  boy, he he he took a header once in the the pedal where you put
• 1:02:25
  your feet went into. His body and.
• 1:02:28
  He he has a, he has a scar. I mean it.
• 1:02:30
  Oh, yeah. Looks.
• 1:02:31
  Like a shark. Yeah, I've seen some crazy shit
• 1:02:33
  as one guy I pulled up and it was a helicopter landing in the
• 1:02:37
  middle of the field. Those berms, those whoops like
• 1:02:41
  a. Table you you take that wrong so
• 1:02:43
  we don't have to deal. 40 feet in the air.
• 1:02:45
  We don't have to deal with berms and well, we got to deal with
• 1:02:48
  roots and. Hey, 'cause you're out in the
• 1:02:50
  yeah, in the wilderness. He does the crazy shit, not the
• 1:02:53
  cool supercross, which is cool but easy compared to.
• 1:02:55
  That mud and. Like an enduro kind of like.
• 1:02:57
  Kind of like an enduro. It's hair scramble, actually.
• 1:03:00
  So this kid. What's Murdoch know about
• 1:03:03
  Enduro, huh? This kid was riding before I got
• 1:03:06
  there. The younger kids go before us,
• 1:03:07
  but he was on a straightaway and they before everybody gets out
• 1:03:11
  there and everything, though it's a pasture, so the the
• 1:03:14
  animals are supposed to be put away and everything.
• 1:03:16
  The horses. It was a horse.
• 1:03:17
  That's a bad start to a story animals are supposed to be.
• 1:03:20
  Put away, right, So during this race, the kids on a straightaway
• 1:03:25
  and I guess a junior horse gets out somehow and just so happens
• 1:03:29
  to land in the same area. So he's running and he T bones
• 1:03:33
  the kid And so the kid broke his leg, his femur had to be air
• 1:03:38
  airlifted and then the horse broke his legs and femurs or
• 1:03:40
  whatever. He got to be glued on the spot.
• 1:03:42
  Yeah, He got to, yeah. They had to and I'm like, what?
• 1:03:45
  The heck's going on old? Kid broke his leg, a horse ran
• 1:03:47
  on the track. I was praying that wouldn't
• 1:03:50
  happen to me, but luckily there weren't no horses when I was out
• 1:03:52
  there. Frank would have been in a
• 1:03:54
  better place, a higher position in that race.
• 1:03:58
  But it's it's fun adrenaline rush, like I'd be wanting to get
• 1:04:01
  you guys out there. I got I got some footage of
• 1:04:03
  some. It's going to be a lot easier
• 1:04:05
  this season coming up for you, for us to get out there.
• 1:04:07
  October so everybody know we all sitting here right now.
• 1:04:11
  October is the first race and my birthday is that same week, so
• 1:04:16
  weekday. In October.
• 1:04:17
  My birthday is the 26th. I think the race is it'll be
• 1:04:20
  like the 11th, the 11th or something My.
• 1:04:22
  Brother is the 17th and you're right after that.
• 1:04:25
  Yeah, Big three Nine man. Crazy bastard.
• 1:04:31
  Look, you 39? No, I'm not.
• 1:04:33
  I'm 30. I will fight you JJ.
• 1:04:38
  This motherfucker. Black don't cracking, beige
• 1:04:42
  don't age, baby. I'm sorry, I can't help it.
• 1:04:47
  It's the same thing. JJ changes by decade, age if he
• 1:04:50
  shaves. Right.
• 1:04:52
  You know, I've only shaved this off 2 times like completely my
• 1:04:55
  whole my whole life I'm. Save it.
• 1:04:58
  Save it. Yeah, Just in puberty, yeah.
• 1:05:05
  Yeah, I won't go babyface ever again.
• 1:05:07
  I look so weird bro. I don't recognize my.
• 1:05:09
  People look younger when you shave all that beard off the
• 1:05:11
  duck dynasties. And people didn't see, you'll
• 1:05:14
  have that. It'll all be light wherever the
• 1:05:16
  hair was at because your hair is like has an yeah, like yeah, so
• 1:05:20
  not. Look like a cancer victim or
• 1:05:21
  something wrong with. Going on with you, man, You got
• 1:05:23
  a rash, No. You got the ick.
• 1:05:25
  You got veniligo. What's going on?
• 1:05:28
  Bro. You put the light on the face
• 1:05:30
  and no, actually. The sickle cell.
• 1:05:32
  Yeah, you, you sick son. You need to eat.
• 1:05:35
  Give him a sandwich. Some milk.
• 1:05:37
  He need milk. That's what it is.
• 1:05:38
  Some milk. Yeah, but it's fun, bro.
• 1:05:41
  Like I one time I ran out of water.
• 1:05:44
  I ran out of water. I got a camel pack.
• 1:05:47
  Ran out of water. Is it like it longer races like
• 1:05:50
  you go for like hours or stuff? The season, not this season that
• 1:05:53
  just passed, but before I got promoted up, I was doing an hour
• 1:05:58
  and a half. These races now are two hours.
• 1:06:00
  That's why they're two hours and they're longer.
• 1:06:03
  They're like either either 11 to 13 miles, some 14.
• 1:06:08
  OK. And it's all through trees and
• 1:06:11
  I'm only I'm only using they got a little arrows constantly on
• 1:06:17
  trees and in the trail. Little ribbons and arrows.
• 1:06:20
  And stuff that no, no, not so much ribbons, but arrows, arrows
• 1:06:24
  and XS, XS of dangers. So if there's a, if there's a
• 1:06:29
  big, a big dip or a branch that's picture of a horse, it'll
• 1:06:33
  be a it'll be AX on the branch. So you have the duck or so.
• 1:06:37
  Yeah, it's crazy. I seen a guy, I was coming in
• 1:06:40
  first lap. He wonders why I worry about
• 1:06:44
  him. I'll be fine and he's like this
• 1:06:45
  one time. This this dude was he when we
• 1:06:48
  start on the starting line, he was right next to me and and we,
• 1:06:52
  you know, fist bump was like, you know, have a good race,
• 1:06:55
  protect yourself out there. It's all right, the countdown
• 1:06:57
  and we run to the bikes. We hop on.
• 1:06:59
  We go now, mind you, it's 13 miles.
• 1:07:01
  We finally get to the chicane. The chicane is the checkpoint
• 1:07:04
  finish line. You got transfer.
• 1:07:06
  The lap is 13 miles. Yeah, OK, so we got transponders
• 1:07:11
  in our helmet. So we come through the same guy
• 1:07:13
  was in front of me. He he eventually our our caught
• 1:07:16
  back up to him and he was in front of me.
• 1:07:18
  He's looking at the the transponder TV.
• 1:07:21
  There's ATV because when you go through it, you can see what
• 1:07:23
  place you in out of the group because there's different
• 1:07:26
  classes, there's different groups.
• 1:07:27
  So out of that group, he's looking and somehow he whiskey
• 1:07:31
  throttles to get back on it and the bike catwalks it just and it
• 1:07:35
  goes straight. And mind you, I had literally
• 1:07:37
  just went by him, the bike just and he's just sitting.
• 1:07:43
  He was out. The bike was towed to the frame.
• 1:07:46
  I was like, Yep, I'm getting off, I'm off, I'm off.
• 1:07:50
  If he was tired and that happened to him, I'm already
• 1:07:53
  tired right now. Like I was already tired.
• 1:07:55
  Thing do you like the enduro? I call it enduro.
• 1:07:57
  You know, the the elements, Yeah, the Do you prefer that
• 1:08:01
  over? Supercross, yeah.
• 1:08:03
  Supercross, yes. Have you tried the supercross?
• 1:08:06
  Yes. And you don't find that?
• 1:08:08
  As at the beginning, At the beginning, is it the rush?
• 1:08:11
  It's the jumps I'm not very keen on.
• 1:08:14
  He's willing to go around a tree with a root out of it.
• 1:08:16
  Yeah, flying it like 40 doing triple.
• 1:08:19
  Like right now I'm doing. Jumps.
• 1:08:20
  I can. I'll get the bike off, I'll get
• 1:08:22
  the bike off the ground. But I'm not going like second
• 1:08:25
  and third gear and hitting table tops and whipping it and landing
• 1:08:29
  it and riding. That's not me.
• 1:08:30
  I got to work the next week or the next morning.
• 1:08:32
  I got bills to pay, so I'm gonna ride this motherfucker until I
• 1:08:35
  feel you know. Bills to pay.
• 1:08:38
  With all my stress out that's been going on through the month
• 1:08:40
  or the week or whatever and I'm a black.
• 1:08:42
  Here what you say that's safer? It is trees.
• 1:08:44
  Trees don't move normally. Normally and.
• 1:08:47
  Like so the only like this is my thing, the only thing when you
• 1:08:49
  own this, when you own this bike, that's the only thing you
• 1:08:51
  worry about though it. Sounds like a pretty big thing
• 1:08:55
  to worry about, yeah? So to.
• 1:08:58
  Other than that. Thing where I might die I mean.
• 1:08:59
  It's not. You're not thinking about dying,
• 1:09:01
  but the only thing you have to worry about is that biking
• 1:09:03
  between your legs and you, you're only focusing on what
• 1:09:07
  you're doing because if you fuck up, that's your ass.
• 1:09:10
  So it puts you in a mind state to where I'm not thinking about
• 1:09:13
  nothing else. I'm free, I'm on this bike, I'm
• 1:09:15
  riding. The wind's blowing, but I'm
• 1:09:17
  still concentrating on. It's hell, you can see it's
• 1:09:20
  helped you mentally, like it's clearly something.
• 1:09:22
  I was worried he's going to die and break a hip, so I'm glad.
• 1:09:24
  You had, I'm not going to lie, there was fear.
• 1:09:26
  There was fear in the beginning. There's still fear.
• 1:09:28
  Like not fear, but. Oh, I know the worry, the worry
• 1:09:31
  that something can happen. Yeah, am I going to they they
• 1:09:33
  when you watch. Feel that though you want to
• 1:09:35
  have that you want people to have.
• 1:09:36
  That especially when you everybody else that are is way
• 1:09:39
  better than me. That's riding and stuff.
• 1:09:41
  I'm I'm with them. So I'm kind of in a element to
• 1:09:44
  where, OK, I'm all right, I'm everybody's watching out for
• 1:09:47
  everybody and I'm not going to push myself past them.
• 1:09:50
  I'm not ever getting on the bike.
• 1:09:52
  I'm like they zipping by me and doing jumps.
• 1:09:54
  I'm like, I'm never going to get to the point to where I'm about
• 1:09:57
  to go and try to do it. No, man, hell no.
• 1:10:00
  Like I know my limits. Like there's if a jump is this
• 1:10:03
  high, I'm a jump it. But if a jump is a tabletop and
• 1:10:06
  these foods are clear, no. And the woods, yeah, the top of
• 1:10:08
  the thing. And.
• 1:10:08
  Right across them and go there and then and then get on it and
• 1:10:12
  take off. I go fast and straightaways and
• 1:10:15
  I like when I can see shit is open that's when I'm going fast.
• 1:10:17
  But in the woods and all this stuff's technical.
• 1:10:20
  So it's like you cutting here, you cutting here, you're going
• 1:10:22
  here, you're going there watch the slippery roots.
• 1:10:24
  You got to slow down and like, it's crazy.
• 1:10:27
  Like and if you like I, I haven't even showed y'all some
• 1:10:31
  of the videos that I've got like I don't fail sometimes I don't
• 1:10:35
  fail like 3-4 times, but I didn't, I never fall to the
• 1:10:38
  point to where I'm like I'm done.
• 1:10:40
  I can't get up instead of drilling in a rush.
• 1:10:44
  I couldn't do it when I was a kid.
• 1:10:46
  I mean, I, yeah, like I couldn't do it when I was a kid.
• 1:10:49
  I, I did that stuff, but I didn't have, I didn't have my
• 1:10:52
  own dirt bike. I didn't have my own stuff like
• 1:10:54
  that. I had a go Kart that I bought
• 1:10:56
  for my best friend that I'm doing this shit with now.
• 1:10:58
  We've been friends since the 4th grade.
• 1:10:59
  So it's like it's an expensive sport, but it could be fun.
• 1:11:02
  Like it's. You make you mix your own oil to
• 1:11:06
  the. Field, yeah, I got to.
• 1:11:07
  I have a 2 stroke so I got to mix my own oil.
• 1:11:10
  Used to watch my brother do that.
• 1:11:11
  Wash the bike after I get home. Teenager making his own mixing
• 1:11:14
  his own mixing the stuff. In the lab, well see they got,
• 1:11:18
  they got measuring cups now that has all the increments on it to
• 1:11:21
  what you need to put on it 50 to 160 to 1.
• 1:11:23
  You pour half well, you know, I mean whatever you need and just
• 1:11:26
  mix it in a jug and pour it in there.
• 1:11:28
  I got all the protective, get it?
• 1:11:29
  I need got a new helmet now. What about you, JJ?
• 1:11:31
  You. You on Enduros?
• 1:11:33
  What are you? What are you doing for fun?
• 1:11:35
  We just heard about Pokémon. They.
• 1:11:36
  Do 4 Wheelers too so if you scared of a dirt bike you can
• 1:11:38
  get on four Wheeler I'm. Going to take a header on all
• 1:11:40
  that stuff. My mom came out once.
• 1:11:46
  Boy, she did not like that shit. She saw you and you're going to.
• 1:11:49
  Die. We was at one of the spots where
• 1:11:51
  it was really dusty and it was like canyons and stuff, kind of.
• 1:11:54
  And she was like, she saw me the one time.
• 1:11:56
  She's like, I seen you when you took off and then when everybody
• 1:11:59
  came through, I saw you that time.
• 1:12:01
  Then I didn't see you no more. And then she saw a medical cart
• 1:12:03
  go by. She saw a medical cart.
• 1:12:05
  Hey, there goes Frank. She was freaking.
• 1:12:07
  Out Hey, you know what happened, 'cause I when I went by or my
• 1:12:10
  bike stalled and I got it back going, didn't have to kick it.
• 1:12:12
  I just got it. Back going and I was able to go
• 1:12:15
  and I was I was off in the woods.
• 1:12:16
  She you're not going to see me. You see me once and you're going
• 1:12:19
  to see me for another 30 minutes or so depending on how long the
• 1:12:21
  lap is. So she didn't realize that she
• 1:12:24
  so she thought that was me that fucking crashed.
• 1:12:27
  He did. He did.
• 1:12:28
  When I basically came off and it was I think the second lap,
• 1:12:31
  because they were 13, three laps or whatever, two hours.
• 1:12:36
  I came back and she saw me coming up.
• 1:12:37
  She's like, oh. Dave, go right there.
• 1:12:39
  She's like. She's like, Nope, not doing it
• 1:12:41
  no more. Can't come out.
• 1:12:43
  I'm sorry. I came out and seen you once.
• 1:12:44
  I can't do it no more. You was wearing the hell out of
• 1:12:46
  me. I'm like, Mom, I'm fine.
• 1:12:48
  I'm good like that's. You can't.
• 1:12:51
  You don't need it. You're good.
• 1:12:52
  It's. Like I'm good, but it's fun.
• 1:12:54
  It's adrenaline rush though. JJ Yeah.
• 1:12:57
  What craziness are you doing, man?
• 1:12:58
  Supermarket. That's the craziest.
• 1:13:01
  Thing I've ever been bad, the weird customers you know bro,
• 1:13:03
  the weirdest. You have some weird ass
• 1:13:09
  customers over at the Fresh Market.
• 1:13:10
  I'm not even gonna hold you. Like there was a dude who
• 1:13:14
  literally like. Touched one of the fucking like.
• 1:13:18
  Butcher ladies in the fucking store.
• 1:13:19
  He was shopping. Yeah, he was shopping.
• 1:13:20
  Touched her. Like touched.
• 1:13:21
  Her like he put like his hands. Around her shoulders and oh,
• 1:13:25
  it's not good. It's.
• 1:13:26
  Not good either. Yeah, like some salmon.
• 1:13:29
  About the. Best Buy department.
• 1:13:31
  It was like. It was in the meat department,
• 1:13:32
  not the. Same.
• 1:13:33
  Oh yeah, the meat department. You want some salmon?
• 1:13:38
  It was so weird, but we was all on high alert that day because
• 1:13:40
  it's like if he comes back, like his ass is going to be in the
• 1:13:43
  fucking grinder. That's crazy, grocery.
• 1:13:46
  Store So what do you do after the grocery store?
• 1:13:48
  Like what do you get up to? Right now I've been well thanks
• 1:13:51
  to this dude here. Like I've been doing like a
• 1:13:54
  bunch of like, Sarasota Orchestra shit.
• 1:13:56
  Easy, easy. Whoa, hey.
• 1:13:59
  You've been making music a favorite in Sarasota.
• 1:14:03
  Nah, I'm a production assistant like this.
• 1:14:05
  One thanks like let me let me reinforce it I was.
• 1:14:08
  Trying to get him off of it like.
• 1:14:10
  I'm sorry. What else in the Sarasota
• 1:14:12
  Orchestra do you do? Can you tell me?
• 1:14:15
  Sure, I know, but you know. They're very He makes it in his
• 1:14:19
  basement. We're probably fine, but they're
• 1:14:21
  just, you know, they're they are a little hoity toity.
• 1:14:23
  I guess this episode hasn't been too bad, but I.
• 1:14:27
  Love that place though, I've been like putting in work.
• 1:14:30
  There no, we're definitely we're we're moving to 1st towards some
• 1:14:33
  stuff. We I, we, we got a a book
• 1:14:35
  published. Yep.
• 1:14:37
  I say that as a team because I can never do that stuff without
• 1:14:39
  you guys. It's a good book, though got a
• 1:14:41
  screenplay that we're going to film a movie this summer.
• 1:14:43
  Yep, we're actually in the next week or two.
• 1:14:46
  You're locally going out to do the.
• 1:14:48
  Chess. He's in the movie.
• 1:14:49
  Yes, JJ, and so are you. He's the.
• 1:14:52
  He's the lead. He's the lead and you're also in
• 1:14:54
  the movie. That's.
• 1:14:55
  Legit. That's legit.
• 1:14:57
  Frank's, Frank's on the production crew.
• 1:14:59
  He's helping to where it's like, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:02
  What channel my inner John Lithgow with the bad guy.
• 1:15:06
  Is he the? Easy.
• 1:15:09
  No, no. Do you want to check it out?
• 1:15:11
  Go on Amazon. Look up, look up, look up.
• 1:15:13
  Stay. If you want to be, if you want
• 1:15:14
  us to be spoiled, that's the book.
• 1:15:17
  Is he stay put it that way. Well, no, nobody, nobody stay.
• 1:15:21
  That's the moral of the. I know, but you get where I'm
• 1:15:25
  going from. With the with the because.
• 1:15:27
  He's in the movie, he's the main.
• 1:15:28
  He's the main character, he's one of the three characters.
• 1:15:30
  OK, that's why I was asking. Yeah, he's not.
• 1:15:33
  He's not. He's not the the doofus.
• 1:15:35
  OK from The Cave. OK, OK, OK.
• 1:15:37
  No. I get who he is.
• 1:15:38
  Though we need a doofus. That's we have not casted that
• 1:15:41
  role. The script's done.
• 1:15:43
  The place where we're shooting is done.
• 1:15:45
  We have all the cameras, we have a producer, we're ready to go.
• 1:15:47
  We just don't have that role cast, I think.
• 1:15:49
  I've got a doofus so like worried.
• 1:15:51
  About me doing this. I don't, and that's what I think
• 1:15:55
  I was going to say. That's what the show probably
• 1:15:56
  over the next. I don't know what the schedule's
• 1:15:58
  going to be. I, I want to get us together as
• 1:16:00
  much as possible because I miss this and it's fun and I feel
• 1:16:04
  like it's good for all of us just for our mental health.
• 1:16:07
  You have Frank, Frank, I know you champion it.
• 1:16:10
  No ones ever. Every single time we all
• 1:16:13
  Fortnite. We had.
• 1:16:14
  We've had all we. Gotta.
• 1:16:15
  Do is just record and just I know.
• 1:16:19
  We've had but if you're going to do it, do it.
• 1:16:21
  And that's what I'm about. And because I.
• 1:16:22
  Look on. But I was saying do it so we
• 1:16:24
  could get into the. Get back into the.
• 1:16:27
  Yeah, start there. We just recording this shit and
• 1:16:30
  if it sounds good later on when we.
• 1:16:32
  I was trying to make sure we had other stuff above and beyond.
• 1:16:34
  Which I respect. And and you know certain things.
• 1:16:37
  Warm us up pregame. Us, I knew at some point we'd be
• 1:16:40
  laughing and you'd reach back out and say, hey, you know what?
• 1:16:42
  This is what we're about. It was timing.
• 1:16:44
  You have to have things you. Have things that we're moving
• 1:16:46
  and now things are moving as far as like what we want to do for
• 1:16:49
  real, for real in a direction that we haven't been in a
• 1:16:52
  decade. So yeah, it's been an
• 1:16:55
  interesting, it's been interesting year and I wanted to
• 1:16:57
  just kind of drop a show and come back.
• 1:16:58
  We didn't need to be over the top or have a big production.
• 1:17:00
  That'll be like next time once we have a set schedule too,
• 1:17:04
  we'll know what's going on. But I think I will get.
• 1:17:06
  Do you still. You don't have any kind of game
• 1:17:08
  console now, do you? Now that Ed is an adult, moved
• 1:17:12
  out, no. An adult moved out.
• 1:17:14
  See it's hard to get because he used to jump on and do the
• 1:17:15
  twitches too and stuff but now and if it's PS five and.
• 1:17:19
  I mean, even if it's not twitching, it's just US audio.
• 1:17:21
  That's what I was saying. Like even if it's not, yeah, we
• 1:17:23
  know we point in, but. People get set into a habit or a
• 1:17:27
  pattern. When you take a shower, you dry
• 1:17:29
  your body off the same exact way every time.
• 1:17:32
  So check that out the next time. Maybe you hop out the shower
• 1:17:34
  like, oh man, you know what? I do go my back.
• 1:17:37
  First you noticed that? Yeah.
• 1:17:38
  You do and people are going to do that.
• 1:17:40
  You get. Used to getting a routine.
• 1:17:42
  So it takes like 3 weeks to make a new habit, break a old habit.
• 1:17:46
  When I, I work, I come home, I get dinner ready and then I've
• 1:17:51
  got two hours. And then after that the
• 1:17:53
  baseball's on. And I, I invest in baseball and
• 1:17:56
  I, I watch a lot of sports. Is the sports Bureau.
• 1:18:01
  And that's from 7:00 until 10:00.
• 1:18:03
  And then I'm doing all of my research on the cards and people
• 1:18:06
  that I'm buying and selling. I do all of that during the
• 1:18:09
  game. Then it's 10:00 Now I I hit
• 1:18:12
  TikTok for half an hour and. You know, we got so much
• 1:18:15
  technology nowadays, we can multitask.
• 1:18:19
  Yeah, You can have ATV over here, got your baseball plan.
• 1:18:22
  You can have your phone right here with your Discord in your
• 1:18:24
  ear. Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  And just be talking to us while you're doing all that shit.
• 1:18:27
  Yeah. But we ain't got to know you
• 1:18:29
  doing it, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:18:32
  I'm in my Hello Kitty box. Frank's telling on himself is
• 1:18:35
  what Frank's doing. I'm not telling, I'm just trying
• 1:18:37
  to get the ball rolling like. You could be doing anything you
• 1:18:41
  want. You could be naked.
• 1:18:42
  You could be. GMFB again, it's the.
• 1:18:44
  Second, hey, Shannon Sharpe was on the podcast and he was doing
• 1:18:47
  something he wasn't supposed to be doing at the same time and he
• 1:18:50
  forgot the camera was. On true, true, true.
• 1:18:52
  It's it's amazing how fast you forget.
• 1:18:53
  I forget the camera's on I. Met him.
• 1:18:56
  Oh yeah, you got. Some stories his.
• 1:18:58
  Rookie year we, it was 94. It was the first year of the NFL
• 1:19:03
  experience where you get in line, you get autographs and
• 1:19:06
  they have it at the, the host stadium.
• 1:19:10
  So we, we get in line. I waited 1212 hours for Drew,
• 1:19:18
  for Drew Bledsoe autograph. So you get in line and there's
• 1:19:21
  three dudes up at the panel and you only get one autograph.
• 1:19:26
  So if you know your guy's coming up at 4:00 and it's 11, you got
• 1:19:28
  to sit, you got to wait. So here comes one guy, here
• 1:19:31
  comes another guy and we get a little closer.
• 1:19:33
  We get a little closer and now I've got pictures.
• 1:19:36
  There's Drew. I can't wait, man.
• 1:19:39
  He's got him hype. I got my jersey from the sign.
• 1:19:42
  I know it's going to. Happen.
• 1:19:44
  Shannon Sharpe is also there rookie and he's twiddling his
• 1:19:50
  thumbs. Waiting for somebody to.
• 1:19:52
  Waiting for someone to come up and say I wanted your autograph.
• 1:19:55
  So he sits there and we're like the next group.
• 1:19:58
  It's me. It was Mark and his pregnant
• 1:20:00
  wife, nine months pregnant. She had the baby like the week
• 1:20:03
  after. Right there on the table.
• 1:20:05
  We're using herbs at our advantage.
• 1:20:07
  You know who says no for an autograph to a pregnant lady,
• 1:20:09
  right? Prager's using as the shield.
• 1:20:12
  Jeff Blake didn't like white people.
• 1:20:14
  Forgive me. Jeff Blake loved himself a
• 1:20:16
  pretty white girl. And he wouldn't.
• 1:20:18
  He wouldn't give autographs to nobody for nothing.
• 1:20:20
  He was a quarterback for the Bengals, man.
• 1:20:22
  Hey, Mr. Blake. Sorry, brother, the wrong parts.
• 1:20:25
  Hey, Mr. Blake, sorry, man. So Kelly's a cute girl and we're
• 1:20:30
  like, hey, man, would you sneak over there?
• 1:20:32
  And he puts an arm around her, and then she looks over and
• 1:20:36
  points at us and he's like, ah, you fuckers got it.
• 1:20:41
  So we get Shannon. Shannon's next, and a little
• 1:20:47
  girl walks up to him, and his eyes, he swells up.
• 1:20:52
  Man, that man swelled when he was a rookie.
• 1:20:54
  Oh no. Yeah, he's always looked.
• 1:20:55
  Jacked. He always looked jacked.
• 1:20:58
  Some I don't fear many men That man puts his hands on me.
• 1:21:01
  I'm going to be in a bad place. Shannon was cock diesel so he's
• 1:21:05
  sitting there and his eyes get all big.
• 1:21:07
  He swells up and she gives him a card and he takes the card and
• 1:21:10
  he puts it in front of him it. Was Drew Breast and.
• 1:21:13
  His and his face goes straight down.
• 1:21:16
  Man, that's my brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:19
  Cuz he had her older brother. Older brother.
• 1:21:22
  So she gave him his brothers card to sign and he signed it.
• 1:21:26
  Any way for her signed? It so I yeah, the last name is
• 1:21:30
  right. It's close enough.
• 1:21:31
  I got Bledsoe and then I got Shannon.
• 1:21:34
  It's a sexy autograph. That guy could play football.
• 1:21:36
  You could probably sell that Sterling Sharp signed by Shannon
• 1:21:39
  Sharp card for something because it's a weird.
• 1:21:41
  Car but probably remember he probably would remember that
• 1:21:44
  story. I collect autographs.
• 1:21:45
  He would. And you know what?
• 1:21:46
  Because it's. So it's like.
• 1:21:48
  That's what's cool. About two hours ago we talked
• 1:21:51
  about delivering information and having it welcomed and being
• 1:21:56
  able to relate and to make someone comfortable.
• 1:21:58
  You get better return, right? If I go up to you and say, hey,
• 1:22:01
  Frank, can I get an autograph that's I'm going to get a return
• 1:22:05
  on how are he's feeling that day?
• 1:22:07
  But I know the Frank runs motocross.
• 1:22:11
  So I go yo Frank, that race you had last year on the on the in
• 1:22:15
  November when you went over that berm man and you went.
• 1:22:19
  Over to berm. And I saw your tail lights.
• 1:22:21
  He's like, oh man, I remember that race now it's.
• 1:22:24
  Personal you got knocked in, now it's.
• 1:22:26
  Personal. And so the autographs that I
• 1:22:28
  get, I met Kevin Smith who ran up Virginia Tech.
• 1:22:31
  It was a running back drafted by the the Lions and he was going
• 1:22:34
  to be a stud. I watched him in Vitek because I
• 1:22:37
  watched a lot of sports. So he had just played.
• 1:22:40
  He he he gets drafted. I was like, hey, man, that game
• 1:22:43
  against Virginia when you went to the left and you did the Okie
• 1:22:47
  doke, the old two wing and a biscuit on Thuler.
• 1:22:51
  And he's like, man, I remember that game.
• 1:22:53
  Yeah. And he had three touchdowns.
• 1:22:55
  He grabs my mini, my mini football and he tagged the
• 1:22:58
  entire panel. He tagged it via tech, whatever,
• 1:23:01
  whatever, 34 and then he wrote shit about that game and we get
• 1:23:06
  out of the line and I'm with with people that also collect
• 1:23:08
  and Brian was like, let me see your ball.
• 1:23:11
  And I show him and he's like, I just got Kevin Smith on mine.
• 1:23:14
  He goes, how the hell did you get the whole thing tagged?
• 1:23:16
  Because it's it relates. And then now I wanted, I want
• 1:23:20
  you to remember. And I've got stories like that
• 1:23:23
  with. Like I believe if you was to get
• 1:23:25
  into his comments at the podcast and say some shit, I he'd
• 1:23:29
  remember it, I guarantee you for sure.
• 1:23:31
  Or like, hey, I want to give this to you because it meant so
• 1:23:34
  much to me, blah, blah, blah. You remember this day or
• 1:23:36
  whatever, I guarantee he. Might we ever have a chance to
• 1:23:38
  talk to? Him worse, I mean give you
• 1:23:39
  something worth way more than that card.
• 1:23:41
  They would remember the devil race back then.
• 1:23:45
  The oh man, he, he played the outfield white guy.
• 1:23:52
  Oh my Lord, he hits three home runs.
• 1:23:54
  I was in the, I was at the game. I was in the outfield.
• 1:23:58
  He hits three home runs. The last home run, a lady takes
• 1:24:01
  a header. She's on her phone.
• 1:24:02
  She doesn't pay attention. The section stands up because
• 1:24:05
  what's that guy's name? And she takes it right off the
• 1:24:10
  head blame. And the medical people come out
• 1:24:12
  with like a little lunch bag, lunch box size, medical
• 1:24:16
  supplies, You know, they come out and make sure that they're
• 1:24:18
  OK. He remembered the game.
• 1:24:21
  So I meet him down in Port Charlotte.
• 1:24:23
  I met Logan Morrison down there and another kid.
• 1:24:30
  And there he is. So I'm walking by and he's
• 1:24:32
  signing the ball. And so my boy and I get up
• 1:24:35
  there, Joey, and he see signs. I said, you remember the the
• 1:24:40
  game where you hit three home runs?
• 1:24:41
  People remember things like that.
• 1:24:43
  He's like, yeah, man, I remember that game.
• 1:24:45
  I sat in the outfield and the you blasted a lady right in the
• 1:24:48
  head. She took a header because she
• 1:24:49
  was playing on her phone. And that third game against the
• 1:24:52
  Kansas City Royals, he's like, man, I remember that game and
• 1:24:55
  everything around him melted. It was just him and me, and it
• 1:24:59
  was personal. And I just, that's how I get
• 1:25:02
  down anyway, in my personal life or my professional.
• 1:25:04
  Life. That's how he makes 10 grand a
• 1:25:05
  month in Pokémon that. Wrote on it Headbanger.
• 1:25:08
  What? It was.
• 1:25:10
  But they all, they all remember. And then you let him know when
• 1:25:12
  Wiley Mulpenya wouldn't sign for me and he was with Adam Dunn for
• 1:25:17
  the for the Reds and that my son is in my he was a child, a baby.
• 1:25:21
  So I got little Ed in my hands. He walks by and say, Mr. Mr.
• 1:25:25
  Pena, come on, autograph. He's like, Nah, Nah, Nah.
• 1:25:28
  And Adam Dunn was a prolific home run hitter and he never
• 1:25:31
  signed. So he's with this guy.
• 1:25:33
  He's a rookie. We're kind of a rookie.
• 1:25:35
  He says Nah, Nah, Nah. I said, Willie, if you don't
• 1:25:38
  sign, you're going to get traded.
• 1:25:40
  So don't get traded, man. Come on, man.
• 1:25:41
  Sign. He's like, Nope.
• 1:25:42
  And I was like, you're going to get traded.
• 1:25:44
  He got traded that night to the Boston Red Sox, you know.
• 1:25:49
  He remembers that for. He remembers that for.
• 1:25:51
  The rest of his. Life he probably thinks you you
• 1:25:53
  might be someone in the organization like boy, you
• 1:25:55
  better. I've been waiting to.
• 1:25:55
  See him since then? I've.
• 1:25:57
  Been waiting to see him. Did he get traded to a shitty
• 1:26:00
  team? He.
• 1:26:01
  Got he stole Derek Jeter's. Allegedly, he took his batting
• 1:26:07
  gloves and stuff when he was a rookie out of DJ's locker
• 1:26:12
  because they were worth something, because DJ's the man.
• 1:26:15
  And so he came up and they off you go.
• 1:26:17
  You got to go. You can't steal shit.
• 1:26:19
  Jesus, you got to go because he's a rookie.
• 1:26:22
  Insight on that before you said that he was going to get.
• 1:26:24
  Traded. I knew I well, no, no, I didn't
• 1:26:26
  know he was going to get traded, but.
• 1:26:27
  But you knew about the scandal or the.
• 1:26:29
  I knew about what happened Once Upon a I didn't bring that up to
• 1:26:31
  him, but there is I could talk about this forever, big as you
• 1:26:35
  make it personal. Bill Buckner.
• 1:26:37
  You ever hear that? That name?
• 1:26:38
  Bill White, The. White first baseman for the
• 1:26:40
  Boston. It's notorious because the ball
• 1:26:41
  went through his his legs and he lost the World Series and they
• 1:26:44
  ran him out of town, but it really wasn't his fault.
• 1:26:47
  But there's 3 plays in that game that cost them that game.
• 1:26:50
  It wasn't. Him, but that one is.
• 1:26:52
  But it was a It was a Little League hit, a baby little AT
• 1:26:55
  ball hit that he just blew. He could have done that with his
• 1:26:58
  eyes closed. He was at the White Sox field
• 1:27:02
  and again chasing autographs. I met Frank Thomas and Karkeweis
• 1:27:06
  and and Robin Ventura. Danny Tarbell was a was a bull.
• 1:27:12
  And so here's here's Buckner. And he was there as a not part
• 1:27:18
  of the team. He wasn't a White Sox, but he
• 1:27:19
  was there with the whatever reason why he was there.
• 1:27:22
  Mr. Buckner. I grew up up north.
• 1:27:24
  Mr. Buckner. How about an autograph?
• 1:27:26
  Always first, Mr. this Mr. Not, not Frank, you know.
• 1:27:29
  Hey, Mr. Cherokee, how about this?
• 1:27:32
  So I know how to speak appropriately.
• 1:27:34
  And Buckner was like, Nah, man, no autographs.
• 1:27:36
  All right. You know, I grew up north, Mr.
• 1:27:39
  Buckner, and it was kind of intimate.
• 1:27:41
  It wasn't. It was the the three fields.
• 1:27:44
  The open spot was as big as where we are.
• 1:27:46
  So they came and went through the grass.
• 1:27:49
  So you saw them. I lived up north, man.
• 1:27:52
  It was, you know, it meant something to me.
• 1:27:54
  And I I appreciate your, your career.
• 1:27:56
  I'm, I'm not signing your ball. All right, Mr. Buckner, have a
• 1:27:59
  super day. So he turns and leaves.
• 1:28:02
  He's walking away. And the other, he said no to not
• 1:28:05
  just me, but two other people that took offense to it.
• 1:28:09
  He's walking away. They take a ball and they throw
• 1:28:13
  it at him. And by fate of the gods, the
• 1:28:16
  ball went right through his legs.
• 1:28:19
  So he's walking away and he sees a ball dribble.
• 1:28:21
  Right in between. His legs and he stopped.
• 1:28:24
  Look at my hair standing up. He stops and he sees the ball
• 1:28:28
  and it makes his body. He stops and he hangs his head
• 1:28:33
  and he he just jerks to turn around.
• 1:28:36
  He he wants to see if he's. Going to hurt somebody.
• 1:28:39
  And then he hung his head again and he he walked away.
• 1:28:42
  That was brutal. And was because it was memory of
• 1:28:45
  the ball going right between your legs, man.
• 1:28:47
  And I got to watch that with my eyes.
• 1:28:49
  I got to watch him feel. The next time you see him,
• 1:28:52
  you're like, you remember that time you didn't sign that ball
• 1:28:54
  and the balls that. Ball go.
• 1:28:55
  Between your legs. How about you sign this one
• 1:28:57
  please? That's what.
• 1:29:00
  You what you get. It wasn't me.
• 1:29:01
  I've seen them do it. Bring the children and bring
• 1:29:04
  cute girls, which I was never short supply of either.
• 1:29:08
  So you use that. You bring a Spanish girl, a
• 1:29:10
  black girl, whatever. You use what you got I here.
• 1:29:14
  I don't care where they're from. But the old lady spoke Spanish.
• 1:29:18
  She's she's from Peru. You don't think I use a cute
• 1:29:21
  girl put in front of me? Hey.
• 1:29:22
  Oh, yeah. Hey.
• 1:29:22
  Benito Benguis Plato. And.
• 1:29:25
  They come up and you white fucker, you got me.
• 1:29:29
  Yeah, OK. Like, all right, you're smart.
• 1:29:31
  You got. It you.
• 1:29:32
  Win. Hell yeah.
• 1:29:33
  Use it to my advantage. I'm a crock.
• 1:29:38
  Do what I got to do to get to what I need man.
• 1:29:40
  Try not to hurt people. But.
• 1:29:42
  Just want to autograph. That's it.
• 1:29:46
  That's all I wanted. A little scream.
• 1:29:48
  Marino. I got him on a helmet.
• 1:29:50
  Oh, man. He was hammer drunk the night
• 1:29:52
  before. We drank with him at the
• 1:29:54
  Dolphin. Drank with Marino?
• 1:29:55
  Yeah, yeah. And his autograph was rough.
• 1:30:00
  I mean. It was rough.
• 1:30:02
  I had Sonny Jurgensen's wife hide behind her husband because
• 1:30:06
  I rolled up on him. He was an old Redskin, you know,
• 1:30:10
  a legend back in the 70s and stuff.
• 1:30:11
  He's old, so I see him Cost $300 to stay at the Dolphin for a
• 1:30:16
  room. So four of us chip in to get a
• 1:30:19
  room because that's where the quarterback challenge was being
• 1:30:22
  held. That was the Jeff Blake not
• 1:30:23
  liking white dudes and only white girls.
• 1:30:25
  So that happened there. Steve Young comes back faded.
• 1:30:29
  He's BYU. He doesn't drink faded, faded.
• 1:30:33
  So Sonny Jurgis is there. We're inside the like the
• 1:30:36
  ballroom. That's where we were drinking
• 1:30:38
  with inside the lobby. It's beautiful and they're
• 1:30:41
  Sonny. I weighed, oh man, 400 lbs,
• 1:30:44
  maybe more. I was I was huge at the time.
• 1:30:46
  So I roll up on him. I'm 6/2 at 400.
• 1:30:49
  I look like a lineman and I'm making my way to him.
• 1:30:52
  Hey Mr. Jurgensen. And she grabbed her old man's
• 1:30:56
  arm. And slung.
• 1:30:57
  Right to the back of his body because he was a bigger dude.
• 1:30:59
  He was like, no, no, no, you're OK.
• 1:31:01
  I'm not going to hurt you. Did you sign my autograph?
• 1:31:03
  Did I get an autograph? Man, the crazy stories.
• 1:31:07
  All those autographs. Baseball, football, basketball.
• 1:31:11
  I sold basketball tickets to Shaq's rookie year.
• 1:31:17
  I was in Orlando. I, I boxed up there and I, I
• 1:31:20
  worked, I lived up there for about two years and tickets went
• 1:31:23
  on sale. They never made the playoffs.
• 1:31:24
  It was a new team. So Shaq's in.
• 1:31:27
  So I got this Jewish massage therapist was in an accident.
• 1:31:31
  So I have this massage therapist, I mean, a Jews Jew,
• 1:31:35
  like he's, he had glorious curly hair, was super Hebrew.
• 1:31:39
  God bless him. His name's Ishmael, still alive.
• 1:31:42
  I'm going to put you guys on in front of him so you can see it
• 1:31:45
  and he'll tell you the story. Ishmael got harassed by Marvin
• 1:31:48
  Hagler, but that's a different conversation.
• 1:31:51
  That's a legit story too. First ish in Orlando, I get
• 1:31:55
  tickets. I'm hustling back then, man.
• 1:31:57
  I've been hustling since I was a kid.
• 1:31:59
  Selling. Selling.
• 1:32:00
  Every day. Every day I'm hustling.
• 1:32:02
  Yeah, just a real hustle. Man, for real.
• 1:32:04
  So wait, I get these tickets and I'm ready to sell.
• 1:32:06
  So I go to Orlando. I go to TD Waterhouse and it's
• 1:32:08
  in a grimy. Spot most of these.
• 1:32:10
  I've seen the game there a few games.
• 1:32:11
  So it's not the best area. The stadiums never are.
• 1:32:14
  And I got 20 tickets to sell. I got him for 100.
• 1:32:17
  You know, I'm selling for three I'm making.
• 1:32:19
  I'm just stacking chips. Car rolls up, we're near the
• 1:32:23
  overpass and Ishmael, I see him wave at me and the car is full.
• 1:32:28
  And it it's gang affiliated. It's all he gets in the car with
• 1:32:33
  my tickets. He's got some, I got some.
• 1:32:36
  He gets in the car and was like, oh shit, my man's about to get
• 1:32:39
  murdered. Like they're going to rob him.
• 1:32:41
  No, no, they don't play. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:43
  Name Name me any gang in any city that plays because they.
• 1:32:46
  Don't play. So they their set was theirs.
• 1:32:49
  So I I got to go over there and and so they waved me over.
• 1:32:55
  They make me get in the car, get in the car.
• 1:32:59
  I'm telling I'm not asking, get in the car.
• 1:33:02
  And I look at Ish and I look at him and I get in the car and I'm
• 1:33:06
  in the front seat. He's in the back seat with three
• 1:33:07
  dudes and I'm in the front seat with two dudes.
• 1:33:11
  I boxed then I'm man. It's whatever you want, whenever
• 1:33:14
  you want to bring a friend, but seven bangers.
• 1:33:17
  No, no, man, wrong day. No, no, they end up how many
• 1:33:22
  tickets you got? I got.
• 1:33:25
  You see him? I'm already what?
• 1:33:28
  What man? I'm exposed because my man
• 1:33:30
  already put me. He's going to get me crimed up
• 1:33:32
  right? So I got 20 tickets.
• 1:33:35
  They buy the tickets. I don't get murdered.
• 1:33:38
  They actually buy the tickets. Car goes off.
• 1:33:42
  Ishmael is 5-6 on a best day. Tom Cruise is is Shaq compared
• 1:33:46
  to this. He's a little man.
• 1:33:48
  He he was, he was diesel. He was really strong, but he was
• 1:33:51
  short. The car pulls off, goes
• 1:33:54
  underneath the overpass and I grab this one by his shirt and I
• 1:33:57
  pick him off the ground. And I was like, what the fuck
• 1:34:00
  are you trying to do? You trying to get me killed,
• 1:34:02
  man? And he's like, look, I'm sorry.
• 1:34:04
  I'm sorry. I was like, you don't know what
• 1:34:05
  I know, man. This is not the right thing.
• 1:34:07
  Bad choice. That was Shaq's.
• 1:34:10
  This dude was used to live in New York.
• 1:34:12
  Ishmael did driving down the city, says him.
• 1:34:17
  And he cuts off this cargo truck like a delivery truck.
• 1:34:23
  And so the cargo truck throws it gets in front of him and some
• 1:34:29
  point Ish is in behind him. Ish gets out of the car and
• 1:34:32
  rolls up to the van, bangs on the van.
• 1:34:38
  You know, he cut me off and blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:34:39
  blah. Running his mouth.
• 1:34:41
  It's Marvin Hagler. The door opens.
• 1:34:45
  He doesn't know it's Marvin Hagler.
• 1:34:47
  Yeah, he was a world champion boxer.
• 1:34:49
  The door opens and it's Hagler's team.
• 1:34:52
  Hops out of the car like it's a kidnap scene from a from a
• 1:34:55
  hostage movie. Yokes him up and says I just
• 1:34:59
  saved your life. Do you know who?
• 1:35:01
  That person is. And Ishmael doesn't know.
• 1:35:03
  And now he's feet are dangling again.
• 1:35:05
  But probably he probably got dangled a lot.
• 1:35:06
  He was a little dude. He's like, that's Marvin Hagler,
• 1:35:09
  man, I just saved your life. And puts puts him down.
• 1:35:13
  The door shuts. And they drive and.
• 1:35:15
  They drive and he's sitting in the middle of whatever St.
• 1:35:17
  almost got his ass kicked by Marvin Hagler.
• 1:35:19
  Tell the story. Tell the story, he.
• 1:35:22
  Said Marvin Hagler. But I didn't give a goddamn.
• 1:35:24
  He cut me off. Marvin Hagler.
• 1:35:27
  You never know who you're going. To bump into.
• 1:35:30
  The world. Love autographs?
• 1:35:32
  Mocked you across the floor? What?
• 1:35:34
  You mean I got Joe's autograph? He don't now that's mine.
• 1:35:38
  Oh, by the way, he saw how he looked at you.
• 1:35:42
  Like, I've never sold an autograph that I personally
• 1:35:46
  obtain. This is my collection.
• 1:35:47
  Those are my autographs. Those are mine.
• 1:35:51
  So I won't sell his boy's autograph.
• 1:35:55
  I got an autograph or one of one when he was like 6, maybe
• 1:36:00
  younger than that, and he drew a Goku Vegeta.
• 1:36:04
  He drew a Dragon Ball painting, like a drawing, and he
• 1:36:09
  autographed it on the bottom. He put a little football on
• 1:36:11
  there because I like sports and he was so little.
• 1:36:14
  So I showed him that picture recently.
• 1:36:15
  I was like, man, you remember this?
• 1:36:16
  He's like, Oh my God. It's kind of, man, I'm just
• 1:36:21
  going to put my son through college, man, you need to get
• 1:36:23
  famous. You do something.
• 1:36:25
  Keep selling them Pokémon cards. That's it.
• 1:36:27
  Until then, get back to work man.
• 1:36:29
  That's crazy bro. I have to send him a message.
• 1:36:32
  Hey man, see you at work. Shift starts at 7:00 on Tuesday.
• 1:36:37
  Yes, All right. That's it's he's learning and
• 1:36:40
  that's all I care about so. All.
• 1:36:45
  Right. So I think I'm going to be with
• 1:36:47
  you guys because he has no video games for the streaming.
• 1:36:51
  We'll start locking in that kind of schedule.
• 1:36:53
  So we're always. We can all play the show if
• 1:36:56
  someone has Xbox. No, he can play it on PS because
• 1:37:03
  it's a PS2 game, but it's a it's PS five it well, yeah, PS 5 was
• 1:37:08
  like it's a but the show is. A it's a PlayStation Studios.
• 1:37:11
  Yeah, yeah. So he should be able to play it
• 1:37:12
  for sure. So.
• 1:37:14
  We're we can play it on cloud and.
• 1:37:16
  Stuff, I think we, yeah, we definitely, we want to bring the
• 1:37:18
  Twitch back. I talked about the consignment,
• 1:37:22
  that volume broker. I just got a message from them
• 1:37:25
  that said that the 21 day turn around time is now 5 weeks
• 1:37:29
  because of the demand. So the fact that we're talking
• 1:37:31
  about it and then I get an e-mail.
• 1:37:33
  It just pushed it back for you, yeah.
• 1:37:34
  It's going to be 5 weeks turn around now, like the PSA, it
• 1:37:37
  takes four months, five months to get your cards back.
• 1:37:40
  It used to be a month. And now the demand, you can't,
• 1:37:43
  you can't keep up with it. All right, well, that's five
• 1:37:47
  weeks. So if I send it in now, I got a
• 1:37:48
  bean rookie card, he's got to be good five weeks from now,
• 1:37:52
  otherwise I'm going to take it in the face.
• 1:37:54
  Right. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:55
  So yeah, if he's see when you send, he's good when you send
• 1:37:57
  them. All out there needs to be
• 1:37:58
  another. He's crap.
• 1:38:00
  Certifying. Body he should be locked in
• 1:38:02
  right when you like whatever I send in it should be locked in
• 1:38:05
  at that point no matter if he goes up or down the.
• 1:38:07
  Service that they offer is, so there's value in it as I've
• 1:38:10
  explained. Yeah, but it's yeah.
• 1:38:12
  But now if I sell it myself, I won't get the same.
• 1:38:14
  I just won't get the. Same because they know the same
• 1:38:16
  thing. You're you're typing in.
• 1:38:18
  If JJ goes to look for a bean rookie card, he can see every
• 1:38:22
  listing on eBay for the bean rookie card.
• 1:38:25
  He types in 2013 bean Auto, and there it is.
• 1:38:30
  Yeah, every single one. Holographed with the headphone.
• 1:38:32
  See it that way? But that's just you.
• 1:38:35
  You're. That's one.
• 1:38:37
  View. If there's 50,000 people that
• 1:38:40
  follow him, that's. A vegan.
• 1:38:42
  Hollow, that is a vegan. Hollow.
• 1:38:43
  That's a. Rare.
• 1:38:44
  Vegan Hollow. Wow.
• 1:38:45
  Sponsors sponsored by Sabrus Hummus. 10,000 HBHPHBU.
• 1:38:51
  He thought the shade was going to evade you for.
• 1:38:53
  The whole episode it's like this has been friendly or all nice to
• 1:38:55
  each other. Well, he went along with the
• 1:38:57
  card. So I mean, we got to spruce the
• 1:38:59
  card up. It's it's a one of one.
• 1:39:02
  Limited edition. Limited edition it's got his
• 1:39:03
  headphones on, glasses that's. Vegan hollow bro.
• 1:39:06
  Yes, legit and it's got blue chip.
• 1:39:08
  You put a. Bowl on the draw one.
• 1:39:11
  I'm commissioning him on Tuesday.
• 1:39:13
  It's like, look, man, I need your old man on a card, so Draw
• 1:39:16
  Something that size. I need Sabra hummus.
• 1:39:19
  I need pretzel chips. Blue blue corn.
• 1:39:21
  Chips, Blue corn chips, not the pretzel chip, Blue corn chips,
• 1:39:25
  hummus and a pair of headphones. Headphones around while the
• 1:39:29
  other headphones are on his knees.
• 1:39:30
  Exactly. Now we're sliding back in.
• 1:39:32
  It took it took an hour and a half, but we're getting there.
• 1:39:35
  Oh yeah, we're getting there. I'm.
• 1:39:37
  Back. It's like, yeah, I feel it now.
• 1:39:41
  Oh, that is in the works. Telling you, bro, I'm going to
• 1:39:44
  try to turn this around and have this up tomorrow if you can.
• 1:39:50
  No pressure, because I know you don't work well on the pressure
• 1:39:52
  and you're very creative and you like your creative freedom.
• 1:39:54
  You mean the last minute stuff? Yeah, not a big last minute.
• 1:39:56
  Dude, no you're not, but if you have anything in the chamber or
• 1:39:59
  any recordings I might not have of any Murdoch concerts.
• 1:40:03
  If you can get one to me before tomorrow.
• 1:40:05
  What would you if you could if you could request one?
• 1:40:10
  Because I think that's a good way to go out because then we
• 1:40:11
  don't even get to hear it. We get you guys get to, you know
• 1:40:13
  what I mean? They'll get to hear it.
• 1:40:15
  Right, I'm going. To we're going to crush a remix
• 1:40:18
  about being and the vegan hollow I just need to find the song so
• 1:40:23
  let's. Yeah.
• 1:40:23
  So just shoot me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:25
  Before you pass out at some point tonight.
• 1:40:28
  I'll be the next song I hear. We're working on apps for coming
• 1:40:34
  this summer. I have to show you something and
• 1:40:35
  then something for actual being a Superbad because I think what
• 1:40:39
  I'm going to try to do is take, I think we take the show back
• 1:40:43
  live again when we do it here, like how we do the Twitch stuff.
• 1:40:47
  But Oh yeah cuz the podcast thing took over and everyone,
• 1:40:50
  everyone, their mom does a podcast now and it's gross.
• 1:40:52
  It's crazy bro, it's so. Crazy.
• 1:40:54
  And it's how the tables have turned.
• 1:40:55
  It's right and. You don't want to be that person
• 1:40:58
  to be like, man, we started that shit. 1st the dude before we
• 1:41:01
  started, but remember the, the guy, the guy I told you I ran
• 1:41:04
  into, we're sitting there after every time.
• 1:41:06
  He's like, it's kind of crazy to think how ahead of everything
• 1:41:09
  you guys were, Hon, if you would have just timed that right,
• 1:41:11
  you'll all be millionaires. And I was like, I wanted to, I
• 1:41:13
  wanted to just right in the throat.
• 1:41:16
  You, you know what the guy I'm talking about because you're
• 1:41:18
  the, the hippie looking guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right in
• 1:41:20
  his. Face, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:41:22
  Thanks for reminding. Me, you're a genius but your
• 1:41:24
  timing sucks like aw. Man your timing sucks.
• 1:41:26
  You should have said that shit right?
• 1:41:31
  How about that for timing? I'm on time today, aren't I
• 1:41:35
  Slap. I'll be yeah, the show's the
• 1:41:37
  show's going to start. We're really going to get into
• 1:41:39
  like the movie and everything that we've got going on there.
• 1:41:43
  And I think me and Murdoch have a have have something that we're
• 1:41:46
  cooking that's going to be beneficial for all of us at some
• 1:41:50
  point in this room. But.
• 1:41:51
  You do have. Bro, there's no doubt about that
• 1:41:54
  because like we like we literally just said, look at how
• 1:41:57
  everything has turned. Like it's almost like somebody
• 1:42:01
  was like everybody that was around us, that's not around us
• 1:42:04
  don't want off and tow some shit.
• 1:42:05
  And now they're all doing the shit and we like, hold on, all
• 1:42:08
  these podcasts and all these crypto coins and all this crap
• 1:42:11
  that we were doing and stuff when the wave had just started
• 1:42:13
  and. Stuff.
• 1:42:14
  That's why I'm like, we got to do the show because we're OG.
• 1:42:16
  We were before podcaster, we were on Twitch getting in
• 1:42:18
  trouble because you weren't allowed to do talk on Twitch and
• 1:42:20
  now that's all anybody does. There's like no games anymore
• 1:42:23
  on. Twitch that we couldn't say
• 1:42:25
  everybody's. Saying it now, it's weird and
• 1:42:27
  there's. Other platforms that allowing
• 1:42:28
  you to say stuff. Frustrating.
• 1:42:29
  Say it's like yo. You always find the trends, but
• 1:42:33
  you set the trend, you don't find them.
• 1:42:35
  They've. No, they everything that we've
• 1:42:37
  done is like, it's like, it sucks to say that it's like.
• 1:42:41
  But it's true, it's, it is frustrating, but it's happened
• 1:42:45
  so many times, Frank, in my life.
• 1:42:46
  I've been around for a few of them.
• 1:42:48
  Bubble bubble love sponge fucking us.
• 1:42:50
  Yep. I mean, I can just go on and on
• 1:42:53
  and on and on and on. Ripping our shit That's crazy
• 1:42:56
  bro. Like to be so, to be so small
• 1:42:59
  and to have to feel like your ideas have been like.
• 1:43:04
  And I think. The guy can pitch, right?
• 1:43:05
  So. So Bean can pitch and he's
• 1:43:09
  generational and legendary. But I'm playing for like the
• 1:43:11
  Cleveland Guardian. It's it's.
• 1:43:14
  Something. It's like Alla Iverson got all
• 1:43:17
  the Juke moves and can't really shoot well.
• 1:43:19
  You can shoot. It was something.
• 1:43:20
  Never got a ring. He's everybody.
• 1:43:21
  That's like I brag about you to this day with your head swollen
• 1:43:26
  up the size of a beast tree. But.
• 1:43:30
  You know you are you, you're an innovator, you forward think and
• 1:43:34
  you do set those trends. It's a matter of seeing it
• 1:43:38
  through and having the traction and then really putting it in,
• 1:43:45
  putting it in between 2 lines and keeping it there and it's a
• 1:43:49
  matter. Of time, I appreciate that it's
• 1:43:50
  not, but you guys are. You guys are all my muses
• 1:43:53
  though. I can't.
• 1:43:53
  I don't work well without having my, you know.
• 1:43:56
  And that is also. And you too, especially, you
• 1:43:59
  know, and like JJ just because I've only known you for a couple
• 1:44:01
  years, but like these guys I've known for decades plus, you
• 1:44:05
  know, like I've it's. And you just support those
• 1:44:07
  people and I support you guys. And I love you guys.
• 1:44:10
  You're my fan, as I'm saying like, So when you put that on
• 1:44:12
  me, I look at it as it's all of us, no matter what.
• 1:44:14
  So I take those compliments and I think that's all.
• 1:44:17
  I'm the dude that sits on a wall and when you point over and say,
• 1:44:19
  hey, man, I need you in here, all right, it's time.
• 1:44:23
  It's cool. Hey, you want?
• 1:44:24
  To clear a room. I'm always somewhere like, yeah,
• 1:44:27
  yeah, yeah. We might not be, you know, going
• 1:44:31
  whole, but anytime you're like, hey, Frank.
• 1:44:33
  Blah blah blah, let's go. No, I know.
• 1:44:34
  All right, let me just squeeze around.
• 1:44:36
  I'm there. Let's that's the messed up thing
• 1:44:38
  is what was when was that? When we tried to do the live
• 1:44:40
  streaming here when we did the gaming stuff last year or the, I
• 1:44:45
  think it was right around Christmas time I think, wouldn't
• 1:44:47
  it? I think that was a New Year's.
• 1:44:49
  OK, right. On New Year's, it was New
• 1:44:50
  Year's. Yeah.
• 1:44:51
  OK. It was a New Year's thing we
• 1:44:53
  brought. A new year thing.
• 1:44:54
  So that's the last time we did anything.
• 1:44:55
  If you want to check that. I think it's still on Twitch or
• 1:44:57
  it was on Twitch. I don't know how Twitch works
• 1:44:59
  with saving stuff anymore. Yeah, it might be I.
• 1:45:01
  Haven't actually. I actually.
• 1:45:02
  Watched that. Oh, but that's up on our
• 1:45:03
  podcast. Oh, you did.
• 1:45:04
  Yeah, that's up on our podcast stuff too.
• 1:45:06
  I think I put that up then that. One I think you got to get the
• 1:45:10
  one YouTube I can't even find I'm.
• 1:45:12
  Trying to get all this stuff together because we're going to
• 1:45:16
  we're bringing back unscientifically scientific and
• 1:45:19
  like the drunk stone sober stuff like we did.
• 1:45:22
  We've already we've got that lined up to do.
• 1:45:25
  We make you selling cars. You just hit the crazy thing in
• 1:45:32
  January. We came back to do that like we
• 1:45:33
  were already getting ready because after the summer stuff
• 1:45:37
  that happened and we were trying to to move everything.
• 1:45:39
  But you know, I take responsibility for that.
• 1:45:42
  But I and I appreciate you guys being loyal and still there
• 1:45:44
  because, you know, we have chemistry.
• 1:45:47
  We all have good ideas when we get together and everything we
• 1:45:50
  do, we do better than pretty much everybody else that does
• 1:45:52
  it. Here it is authentic, it's
• 1:45:54
  genuine, it's not. It doesn't feel.
• 1:45:55
  Promised. We're not in here trying.
• 1:45:57
  To no, we're not edited. There's four different people
• 1:45:59
  that four different. We do have chemistry and that
• 1:46:02
  goes a long way. I'm an old white guy and he's
• 1:46:04
  not and you wouldn't know that we didn't know each other.
• 1:46:07
  You know, like if we walked by see us walking down in a target,
• 1:46:11
  you know, like those guys aren't together.
• 1:46:13
  Not only. Are not.
• 1:46:14
  We're down. Like no.
• 1:46:15
  You're right. It's.
• 1:46:16
  I mean it's. Good chemistry.
• 1:46:18
  You you remember the you and I. It was our first day together of
• 1:46:22
  knowing each other. We did a show.
• 1:46:24
  It was I. Heart.
• 1:46:25
  I Heart. Yep.
• 1:46:26
  It's talking about when, when, when old boy came and I was on
• 1:46:28
  the other side of the table. Climb up the wall down there.
• 1:46:31
  When I said a white person that that acts black, there's a name
• 1:46:36
  for that. And then I think I said Oreo,
• 1:46:39
  no. I said it.
• 1:46:40
  Oh, a white person, you said a white person, not a the the.
• 1:46:43
  The Oreo, the white guy who, the white guy who acts black.
• 1:46:47
  And I said it as a, as a word because it's just a word to me,
• 1:46:50
  you know, that is what that is. And Bean and Glitter audibly
• 1:46:56
  gasped. They went, they couldn't believe
• 1:46:58
  I said it out loud. I was like what's wrong?
• 1:47:00
  Because I was sitting. And then I said it again, and
• 1:47:02
  because you're black and I'm like, what?
• 1:47:04
  And I say it again and two times they're like, holy shit, you
• 1:47:09
  know, he's black. Like they they.
• 1:47:12
  Thought it was going to be. Some, I think it was more of
• 1:47:15
  like he didn't know you and you didn't know him because you
• 1:47:18
  know. How I was going to rift off of.
• 1:47:19
  It yeah, backed up I. Mean, I think when you sit down
• 1:47:21
  with someone for 10 seconds. You can get a feel.
• 1:47:23
  For like. Well, me and him, you said
• 1:47:25
  torture Evan because Evan hated that.
• 1:47:27
  And we would sit there and make the most over the top on the
• 1:47:31
  nose racial jokes because it made Evan uncomfortable.
• 1:47:33
  And we would be like, you must be the racial, the racist one
• 1:47:36
  because me and Frank could say whatever we want to each other.
• 1:47:38
  And and Will was there and we would mess with will too and
• 1:47:41
  will would throw it right back. Will be like that's why I drive
• 1:47:43
  a low ride Honda Civic so I can pick tomatoes and.
• 1:47:46
  Evan be like. You can't say that.
• 1:47:49
  You guys hang on. Black Brian was we had that that
• 1:47:54
  cell phone store together and so I put them.
• 1:47:56
  That was the key too, when you was telling the stories about
• 1:47:59
  the cell phone store. And I'm like, this dude is damn
• 1:48:01
  near black because I remember like.
• 1:48:04
  He was like the Atlanta strip club stories and stuff and.
• 1:48:06
  The kiosks, that's what it is, that's all.
• 1:48:09
  Playing and Sprint phones. That's my life talk.
• 1:48:14
  About Atlanta. I was playing Atlanta.
• 1:48:15
  I ran basketball that on T-Mobile, they're running shoot
• 1:48:18
  in Atlanta, but but Black Bryant and I worked together and we
• 1:48:23
  would talk. About being related, that was
• 1:48:24
  my. Brother and these women and men
• 1:48:26
  would come up, and it was so. Uncomfortable.
• 1:48:28
  I'm black, Brian. It was.
• 1:48:30
  Why are you calling him Black Brian?
• 1:48:31
  Whoa. Well, he's black.
• 1:48:33
  I have another white Brian. We're thinking about.
• 1:48:35
  That was another thing. We get hate mail about that.
• 1:48:37
  Why is he black? I have a white Brian and if I'm
• 1:48:39
  telling a story. I don't want to mix this one.
• 1:48:41
  That it is. It was black, Brian.
• 1:48:42
  It's white. Brian, yeah, we had to address
• 1:48:44
  that. Like Brian, are you offended by
• 1:48:45
  the nickname? Like no.
• 1:48:47
  He would no call. Him right now.
• 1:48:48
  I'm fine with that, Nick. He would tell you that we would.
• 1:48:51
  Man, I lived to make someone uncomfortable and these people
• 1:48:54
  would stare and wonder how we're related.
• 1:48:56
  Yeah, that's, that's my brother, you know, how's mom?
• 1:48:58
  And he would look back and we, we had a bit by then, like, hey,
• 1:49:01
  how's mom, man? She's doing good, man.
• 1:49:03
  She missed you, dude. Oh yeah.
• 1:49:04
  I'm gonna get there for the birthday.
• 1:49:06
  And they're these old 70 year old women.
• 1:49:08
  White are wondering how are they together.
• 1:49:12
  Like how this man's got blue eyes and looks like Casper makes
• 1:49:16
  him look biracial. This guy's white.
• 1:49:17
  White. Jesus.
• 1:49:19
  They're not thinking that Oh yeah, these are, they're good
• 1:49:21
  friends there, but we're just thinking that, damn, just let
• 1:49:24
  them. Sit there and uncomfortable.
• 1:49:25
  But that's The thing is there's not a lot of that.
• 1:49:27
  We talk about the old podcast, the only one that the only show
• 1:49:30
  that I feel like that exists today.
• 1:49:32
  That's is that's ever close to what we do as bad friends with
• 1:49:37
  Bobby Lee and I can everything that red has a great show, but
• 1:49:39
  they do what we used to do. They will say things that no
• 1:49:42
  other show can get away with with the second that one dude
• 1:49:44
  jumps in, I hit the gang of the day and they're like, you can't
• 1:49:47
  do that. And it's like.
• 1:49:48
  But that red? But that's what we did.
• 1:49:50
  But because they're really friends, the.
• 1:49:52
  Chemistry. I watched that enough.
• 1:49:53
  Like they're, they're legitimately like how we are.
• 1:49:56
  They're friends. But there's none of the other
• 1:49:57
  shows come off that way to me. Everything seems fake,
• 1:49:59
  manufactured and edited to the point.
• 1:50:01
  Always like nowadays, all for clicks and this is scripted.
• 1:50:05
  Or, and they got to get politicians on and all this
• 1:50:07
  stupid shit and it's like, dude, it's got fun and be.
• 1:50:09
  Stupid. Whether you're black or white or
• 1:50:11
  wherever it is, it's just human black Brian, we had a.
• 1:50:14
  Speaking of. We had a poker, but JJ doesn't
• 1:50:18
  know this story yet. I don't think someone almost we.
• 1:50:21
  So I had three cell phone stores and we would play cards and we
• 1:50:25
  had mixed friends, you know, mixed friends.
• 1:50:26
  He had friends, I had friends. And so we meet at the store.
• 1:50:30
  I brought up Brian, another Brian, another white Brian up
• 1:50:35
  from Venice, and that was my guy.
• 1:50:38
  He worked at A at a Goodyear tire place next to the store
• 1:50:44
  that I had. We shared a parking lot.
• 1:50:45
  So we became friends over the years and he was a little
• 1:50:49
  crooked Haddish. Like me, you know so.
• 1:50:51
  He was, he had himself a little something to tell your player.
• 1:50:54
  Little swagger. So he he gets in there, but he
• 1:50:57
  wasn't about it though. I mean, he was just.
• 1:50:59
  Yeah, yeah, Yeah, he was. We get in there, Black Brian has
• 1:51:03
  2 black friends, Derek and I think his name was Eric.
• 1:51:07
  Black Brian will tell this story, so we sit down.
• 1:51:09
  Checking the temperature. We sit down to the game and
• 1:51:13
  there's there's ten of us at the table.
• 1:51:16
  Asian girl, Asian dude, white Brian, black Brian, Derek, Eric,
• 1:51:23
  me and then a doesn't. Even sound real.
• 1:51:26
  They don't. And I, I just met them now
• 1:51:29
  they're his people. But I, yeah, I've never had a
• 1:51:31
  conversation with them. And if we aren't familiar with
• 1:51:34
  each other by now, I'm going to, it's going to be funny.
• 1:51:38
  I'm going to say it and it's whatever.
• 1:51:40
  And so Brian makes a shot about me being heavy and NC State,
• 1:51:44
  wherever it was, and you, pasty gangster, and you, you know, you
• 1:51:47
  make paper. Look, whatever.
• 1:51:48
  And I said, man, aren't you culturally obligated to be
• 1:51:51
  robbing a liquor store right about now?
• 1:51:53
  And the room goes. Quiet.
• 1:51:56
  Just like that why Brian has a bottle, a Bud Light bottle in
• 1:52:00
  his hand and he was drinking. And shaking.
• 1:52:03
  And he's he makes eye contact with.
• 1:52:06
  Me looking across the room telling.
• 1:52:09
  You and he looks at me and now the room's dead quiet and five
• 1:52:12
  seconds seems like 30 seconds and he's deer in the headlights.
• 1:52:17
  Wondering what's going? To happen.
• 1:52:18
  Derek looks at me. He goes what the fuck?
• 1:52:21
  And Brian puts the beer down. And Eric, Derek, what's next to
• 1:52:28
  him? Derek curses and looks at me and
• 1:52:29
  then Eric looks at Derek, goes And he got you.
• 1:52:32
  And they, they fall out of the chair and they're clown and now
• 1:52:36
  they're dapping me up and pointing at Brian.
• 1:52:39
  Why? Brian puts his beer beer bottle
• 1:52:41
  down and leaves the room. I, you know, I am very offended.
• 1:52:44
  He walks out and walks out the whole store.
• 1:52:46
  So I jump up to I was like, yo man, where you going?
• 1:52:49
  And he's like, you're not gonna get me fucking killed at a poker
• 1:52:51
  game. He's there's three black guys
• 1:52:52
  inside. I was like, yeah, you can't
• 1:52:53
  laugh at something. It's funny.
• 1:52:54
  He's like, no, it's not. You just met him.
• 1:52:56
  You don't know. And I was like, well, I know.
• 1:52:58
  Brian and but. But you kind of do because.
• 1:53:00
  If she knows them. You're and you're also that
• 1:53:03
  confident, whereas to me that wouldn't come across as racist.
• 1:53:05
  That's come across as you're trying to be funny, and almost
• 1:53:08
  he was. Taking shots at me about like.
• 1:53:09
  Particularly. Like, OK, we all cool here,
• 1:53:12
  right? Yeah, but I love making white
• 1:53:14
  people on cones when it comes to that because you get in there
• 1:53:17
  and then they we cracking jokes and they see me, you know, had
• 1:53:20
  red hair and they already you don't know who I am or.
• 1:53:22
  Whatever better protect my wallet.
• 1:53:24
  I just say something slick like that and like they just laugh
• 1:53:28
  the ass off. It's like, yeah, don't judge the
• 1:53:30
  book by its cover. It can get crazy, it can get
• 1:53:32
  cringey. But to see them cringe and shit,
• 1:53:36
  look around and don't know what the fuck about to happen.
• 1:53:38
  Like I'm not about to do shit to you, 26.
• 1:53:42
  I'm not about to do shit to you. People are so racist though.
• 1:53:45
  I was if. I say that you should be OK with
• 1:53:47
  laughing. I was driving down talent and
• 1:53:49
  there was a black dude who was, he had one of the little
• 1:53:51
  grabbers where he's like, clearly he works like the city
• 1:53:53
  and he's like picking up trash. Yeah, these two old, white
• 1:53:56
  privileged people that they're doing their.
• 1:53:58
  Normal jog at 6:00 in the morning.
• 1:54:01
  Come around the corner. I shit you not Frank Corner see
• 1:54:04
  the black dude turn around wife grabs him by the that's wild and
• 1:54:07
  they stand there and they let him get another probably 50 to
• 1:54:11
  100 feet down the thing and then they walk real slow while he's
• 1:54:14
  doing like he's he's wearing like a uniform picking trash up.
• 1:54:17
  What do you think he's gone? But you could I mean you could
• 1:54:20
  see it and feel it. They were like, whoa, that's.
• 1:54:22
  Me, I would have did something funny just to fuck with some
• 1:54:25
  shit. Like that start going.
• 1:54:27
  Just walk. Walk towards them like you're
• 1:54:29
  going to do something and then like act like you're picking
• 1:54:31
  trash up right by their feet. Hold on, feed into it, keep into
• 1:54:35
  their fear. Remember the the when we were
• 1:54:38
  sending out doing the election thing for Oh yeah, 2016 and that
• 1:54:41
  Lady thought you were going to gonna rob her and she was that
• 1:54:44
  she no questions. No, I don't don't talk to.
• 1:54:45
  Him man, that she was funny. That's first IRL.
• 1:54:50
  If anybody anybody thinks about that, that's the first IRL.
• 1:54:53
  Aaron was just. Like.
• 1:54:55
  Looking I've got notes, Frank, from our meetings before that I
• 1:55:01
  I kept them for the joy of having our think tanks.
• 1:55:05
  You know, we get together and we get creative and we were gonna
• 1:55:08
  make shirts. So many of those we can still
• 1:55:11
  do. We to read it, it was like 2016.
• 1:55:14
  So it was back. It was back then.
• 1:55:16
  Yeah, during the sports show. You brought that in Christmas
• 1:55:19
  time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:55:21
  We had all kinds of stuff. And so now I bought the wall and
• 1:55:25
  it was about, oh, it was rad. I remember you going out.
• 1:55:28
  And he's like, man, Frank hits the, hits the streets, you know,
• 1:55:31
  and he does this thing and he makes people uncomfortable.
• 1:55:33
  And I'm like, no shit. And he's like, yeah.
• 1:55:36
  That's this thing that was right before we actually met.
• 1:55:39
  Yeah, right. Yeah, Calgary guy was like doing
• 1:55:43
  that, but I had like 11 years. Ago I'm making so many people
• 1:55:45
  uncomfortable downtown. That was how long ago that was.
• 1:55:48
  He had the thing underneath his apron.
• 1:55:50
  Oh chef or Dick? Oh, I almost brought the mask.
• 1:55:52
  I I found the mask and watched the.
• 1:55:53
  Mask. Yeah, I got the apron, but I
• 1:55:55
  found the the actual mask. We had a mask.
• 1:55:57
  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:55:59
  yeah, yeah. What did?
• 1:55:59
  You call it MFP made you uncomfortable with that apron?
• 1:56:02
  A Cthulhu mask brought the apron in.
• 1:56:04
  Yeah. And when I brought it in, we
• 1:56:07
  took it downtown and was walking around and you get the shirt you
• 1:56:11
  get, you get a free shirt or someone was giving away.
• 1:56:13
  Yeah. If you lift the apron up.
• 1:56:14
  Yep. Yeah.
• 1:56:15
  What's on the apron? That she was so.
• 1:56:17
  Funny, we got it. We got to do some of the old
• 1:56:19
  stuff, old school stuff, to bring it back to just really
• 1:56:21
  launch. Chef Brodick.
• 1:56:25
  That's what his name was. So I'm going to get with the
• 1:56:28
  guys like if I think for the foreseeable futures, probably I
• 1:56:31
  can see it being at us four. It's probably what it's it's
• 1:56:34
  going to be. So the show's going to be a
• 1:56:35
  little different. Was any day greater than the day
• 1:56:40
  that you and I were in the lobby of the One Studio when Flitter
• 1:56:46
  melted down with the alarm? Yeah, the pizza.
• 1:56:49
  The pizza. That was the same day, right?
• 1:56:51
  Yeah. I think it was the.
• 1:56:51
  Day because the alarm fucked with him.
• 1:56:53
  Earlier oh hold on there was two different incidents one time he
• 1:56:55
  said that like the cops came before he left and he just left
• 1:56:58
  you guys no no, he left that was a different one that.
• 1:57:00
  Didn't come when the cops came but I was there for when the
• 1:57:02
  pizza. But I heard about the I thought
• 1:57:04
  the alarm thing was the same day as the pizza because there was
• 1:57:08
  one of the stuff in there. Yeah, one of the ones.
• 1:57:10
  He fought the rug the one night. Yeah, I wasn't there for one of
• 1:57:13
  the nights, but I was there for when you guys were just piling
• 1:57:16
  on him and he was. And he was like, you need just
• 1:57:18
  stop. And you guys were just, you
• 1:57:19
  would not and. There was a hype man.
• 1:57:22
  I ended up being a. Totally.
• 1:57:24
  Yeah, Getting you to go, Frank. Just pouring gas on it and he's
• 1:57:28
  like hell yeah, I. Think we said something about
• 1:57:30
  him being a virgin? You did and.
• 1:57:31
  Of course we. Did and that's when he's fucked
• 1:57:33
  this shit and threw the pizza down still.
• 1:57:35
  Played those arms. I'm done and walked out and I
• 1:57:38
  picked the pizza up, opened it. This shit's still good.
• 1:57:43
  I think the IT must, I think it might have been a different
• 1:57:46
  night because he he dipped. The there was, there was the
• 1:57:49
  alarm. That night with the pizza, he
• 1:57:51
  left. The pizza he left, but I also
• 1:57:53
  there the alarm was another night the.
• 1:57:55
  Alarm. I think he was fighting with the
• 1:57:56
  rug and he was trying to. Get the rug.
• 1:57:59
  The. Alarm wouldn't work.
• 1:58:00
  The alarms the code wouldn't work.
• 1:58:05
  And there's going. And he has a meltdown because he
• 1:58:09
  he's glitter. So my legit son has a
• 1:58:12
  full-fledged panic. Attack.
• 1:58:13
  I'm not going to jail. And I'm out and he left and the
• 1:58:18
  cops are coming and. Building like we're not going to
• 1:58:21
  jail. That's like, just wait, What do
• 1:58:24
  you mean? Nope, he's out.
• 1:58:27
  That place, that place is a tire place.
• 1:58:29
  Now I. Know it's crazy?
• 1:58:30
  I went in there when I was working for the AC company or
• 1:58:33
  the refrigeration company and I went and I was getting tires and
• 1:58:37
  I'm like this. Place look fucking familiar like
• 1:58:41
  oh shit. This is the fucking place we did
• 1:58:43
  the studio in. Whenever I get it upstairs, it's
• 1:58:46
  right there. But I'm having a real rough day
• 1:58:48
  and I need to fix, you know, you need to get right just a little
• 1:58:51
  energy drink of. Yeah, a monster.
• 1:58:54
  And watch the videos. Of being in.
• 1:58:57
  Front of Domino's Pizza with the Midget.
• 1:59:01
  I can see that one. No, no, they're legit.
• 1:59:03
  They're legendary as well in these.
• 1:59:05
  So I'm in the vehicle. This is COVID JJ so.
• 1:59:08
  They're JJ. How he acts in here is how he
• 1:59:11
  acts like. Don't let him think, oh, he's
• 1:59:13
  putting on a thing in here to impress me.
• 1:59:14
  We go out in public. Fake all the time, but actually.
• 1:59:17
  He's probably calmer now. This is actually probably the
• 1:59:20
  calm as he is. Yeah.
• 1:59:23
  It makes me it's uncomfortable sometimes.
• 1:59:25
  I am that is my element so. We all have a level.
• 1:59:29
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's the other dynamic,
• 1:59:30
  you know. That is, we all have a fucking
• 1:59:33
  level at some points we had some people in the in the group that
• 1:59:36
  was trying to stop that level from like overheating shit, but
• 1:59:42
  we just we just it's natural. It's not like we doing the shit
• 1:59:45
  on purpose. Jet Skis was legit with.
• 1:59:48
  Mount way up there. Oh.
• 1:59:50
  Man, but we went. Dirty marble when I fucking
• 1:59:53
  named him that shit that was random.
• 1:59:56
  And these? Mid dirty marble.
• 1:59:57
  And he has to wait his turn to get the pizzas.
• 2:00:00
  So 6 feet apart you can't, you got to wait.
• 2:00:03
  And he's next. So he's outside and I'm filming
• 2:00:05
  this and I'm talking like an A hole and.
• 2:00:08
  Every commentating commentating as he's.
• 2:00:10
  Yelling out there. Pat her on the head so I can
• 2:00:12
  finish, yeah. And these people are clowning.
• 2:00:17
  He's trying to hide behind the pillar and it's not working even
• 2:00:20
  as little as he was. And they're just, he comes back
• 2:00:22
  around And so I hit it again and I have, we have 3 videos and
• 2:00:26
  here's the payoff pitch. Crack.
• 2:00:29
  The door opens, here comes here comes a little Midget and I'm
• 2:00:32
  like. Oh, I'm going to finish better
• 2:00:35
  on the head. Like it's a petting zoo and he
• 2:00:37
  has to get the food from her. We had, we had amazing days.
• 2:00:41
  You and I had him having the panic attack running out of the
• 2:00:43
  store flipping pizzas. Who do you have?
• 2:00:48
  No, no. Would you?
• 2:00:49
  You and I, we've all. Experienced some stuff we we
• 2:00:51
  have some shit. Over the years, the.
• 2:00:54
  Fucking mixed. You need to see that man you
• 2:00:56
  need. That no, he doesn't need to see.
• 2:00:57
  Anything I need to? See this shit now?
• 2:00:59
  I. Don't have your number anyway,
• 2:01:01
  so I'm going. To yeah, just send it to him
• 2:01:02
  later for a, for a present, OK, It's a good present, yeah.
• 2:01:06
  Like right? Now put it in the group chat so
• 2:01:09
  I can see it fight it. So yeah, I think, I think we're
• 2:01:13
  back. I think so.
• 2:01:16
  I'm ready to. I'm ready to get ready to get
• 2:01:20
  dirty. Why?
• 2:01:21
  He looked at me crazy when he said that.
• 2:01:23
  What We're going to get dirty? Like why he looked at you crazy.
• 2:01:26
  See I wasn't looking at the interaction.
• 2:01:28
  So that's between y'all 2. No, no, I looked at Frank.
• 2:01:30
  Look at you. So then I looked at.
• 2:01:31
  You. I was like.
• 2:01:32
  Frank was looking at you. So then I looked at we're all,
• 2:01:34
  we're all looking at JJ. Yeah, Murdoch's looking at JJ.
• 2:01:37
  We're all looking at JJ. Wait, you say we do got the
• 2:01:39
  creepy. We got somebody for the creepy
• 2:01:41
  motherfucker. Who are you talking about?
• 2:01:42
  Do. You need somebody tall.
• 2:01:46
  Oh, yeah. For The Cave.
• 2:01:47
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:01:49
  I know we still got to talk to your, to your cousin JJ, but
• 2:01:52
  yeah, I need somebody that preferably is like at least
• 2:01:55
  frank level tall, but probably 40 lbs heavier.
• 2:02:00
  Does the. Age of the person.
• 2:02:02
  For the effect of the. Does the age are?
• 2:02:04
  They going to have No, no, that doesn't matter.
• 2:02:05
  Well, how about a guy that's 64 that weighs 215 lbs that could
• 2:02:10
  play that there's I know a guy. You know some people.
• 2:02:12
  Yeah, Junior. He's 64.
• 2:02:15
  He's tall. Oh damn, I didn't even think
• 2:02:17
  about Junior. Junior's tall.
• 2:02:19
  Yeah, I'm at a book 80, book 90 right now.
• 2:02:22
  Just saying. I mean we got we got people find
• 2:02:24
  other people that are tall too. I got a couple guys that work
• 2:02:27
  with me that need. Somebody to be able to.
• 2:02:29
  Run fast, you got me. Yeah, he.
• 2:02:31
  Oh, you're going to probably be running with for for.
• 2:02:33
  Filming. Or or I don't.
• 2:02:36
  Want to out? I don't want to outrun the actor
• 2:02:38
  though. You're.
• 2:02:38
  Going to be like the ref on the. Side because.
• 2:02:40
  You're faster than the players. You.
• 2:02:53
  Need to get some for your. Boyfriend.
• 2:02:57
  Look how little she is. Oh.
• 2:02:58
  Shit, some for your. Boyfriend.
• 2:03:00
  Yeah, she was actually like a really small person.
• 2:03:02
  She almost didn't hand. I'm surprised they didn't have
• 2:03:05
  one of those slide it through the window type deal.
• 2:03:13
  Why are you hiding behind a pole?
• 2:03:14
  Yeah, he's getting. Grilled.
• 2:03:16
  That's why don't. Act like you're not.
• 2:03:18
  Oh, you. He can hear.
• 2:03:19
  You can hear him. Oh, you can hear him, Yeah.
• 2:03:22
  He's yelling out the window and that's COVID, so everybody's
• 2:03:25
  outside because you can't be in there.
• 2:03:27
  The whole parking lot's full and everyone's like, what is
• 2:03:30
  happening? They're like looking for
• 2:03:32
  cameras, thinking we're filming, doesn't like.
• 2:03:34
  The call. Shakes them off again at.
• 2:03:46
  One point he's going to have to throw a pitch here, Dave, you're
• 2:03:54
  meant that. Right.
• 2:03:57
  Here comes the pitch, you guys. Oh my God.
• 2:03:58
  Oh my God. Oh my God.
• 2:04:00
  That is fucking fit. Oh my God.
• 2:04:01
  So expect some more of that. We've got so many, so many
• 2:04:05
  parodies and bits lined up that we didn't get too bad.
• 2:04:07
  We've been housing because we didn't come back last summer.
• 2:04:10
  Oh. Jay, we almost forgot about one
• 2:04:12
  thing. I still don't have my initiation
• 2:04:13
  to the show. I still haven't got my
• 2:04:15
  initiation yet. Who volunteers to be initiated
• 2:04:18
  in? Something right The last people
• 2:04:19
  they got initiated. What the fuck one person?
• 2:04:21
  Got he, got he what it was. He had to drink something and he
• 2:04:24
  had his. He had to rub that one thing on
• 2:04:26
  his. Oh, that that hot ice.
• 2:04:28
  That's. Not the Icy Hot.
• 2:04:30
  Icy Hot Pendulum of doom grab. The icy pendulum of doom.
• 2:04:33
  You want to do that? You Who is this person?
• 2:04:35
  Something better than? That he wants to do.
• 2:04:37
  It you know that could. Bro, you remember.
• 2:04:39
  That you remember that picture? You remember that picture I sent
• 2:04:42
  you? Well.
• 2:04:43
  Once I, well, once I'm committed to like doing something cool,
• 2:04:46
  I'm, I'm down, bro, we're gonna fish.
• 2:04:49
  It's a can, and when you can even open the can, people Wretch
• 2:04:52
  and. They've Oh no, not the he found
• 2:04:56
  it. You want to initiate it but.
• 2:04:58
  You don't want to take that? Let me.
• 2:04:59
  Choose my initiation. He just found out why you don't
• 2:05:04
  you get excited for certain things.
• 2:05:06
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:05:07
  Oh, OK. Can I buy those at a grocery
• 2:05:09
  store? You could buy that, it's readily
• 2:05:10
  available. For you bro, if we gonna do that
• 2:05:12
  then we got to air this bitch out then.
• 2:05:14
  You must know about it. They sell it at your store,
• 2:05:15
  don't they? He.
• 2:05:16
  Knew the name of it. That's what I'm.
• 2:05:17
  Saying bro, I see you sit on. Like.
• 2:05:19
  Fucking YouTube about that. You don't sell.
• 2:05:21
  You got to be out. No, you got to be outside bro
• 2:05:24
  for too. Here's what we're going to do.
• 2:05:27
  I'm going to get with the guys because I'm going to start
• 2:05:29
  trying to get us at least once a week back and I'm going to get
• 2:05:31
  the schedule. But during the next week, let's
• 2:05:34
  all come up with. One thing.
• 2:05:36
  Something for him for initiation that's already on the list.
• 2:05:40
  Maybe we'll can use the Plinko board.
• 2:05:41
  We have it here. It's ready to go.
• 2:05:43
  We do. So we're we'll start firing,
• 2:05:46
  we'll start rebooting the the Death Star here, so to speak,
• 2:05:49
  because it's fully operational and people need to see it.
• 2:05:52
  So, yeah. So come up, let's come up with
• 2:05:54
  stuff because that'll be good. I have a game that I want to
• 2:05:56
  play next week with him. I just wanted us all to kind of
• 2:05:58
  stretch our legs, get back in the groove this week and kind of
• 2:06:01
  it's good to see your guys face. Everyone has like a very nice,
• 2:06:04
  almost smug smile on their face. Like in like the best way
• 2:06:07
  possible. It's so nice.
• 2:06:09
  It's like everyone's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:06:12
  So yeah, we can do that. Jji can't believe you reminded
• 2:06:14
  us and volunteered that kind of information.
• 2:06:16
  I wouldn't I'll. Take things I'll regret for
• 2:06:18
  1000, Alex you. Say what now?
• 2:06:22
  Some of the things we've made people do, Jay Day before we got
• 2:06:24
  here. I mean, like we did.
• 2:06:25
  We did like the the racistly titled Knees on Rice, but it
• 2:06:28
  wasn't. I was pronounced a little.
• 2:06:30
  Different where we did we made people kneel on uncooked rice
• 2:06:35
  and full body weight while they think they did like the milk
• 2:06:38
  milk challenge where they had to drink the gallon of milk and you
• 2:06:40
  couldn't get up until you finished the milk so you were on
• 2:06:43
  your knees. Oh damn dig it and that doesn't
• 2:06:45
  sound that bad until like you're 10 minutes full weight on
• 2:06:47
  uncooked rice. I.
• 2:06:48
  Drank uncooked rice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:06:50
  It's. Like you're starting to.
• 2:06:53
  This dude was like, no problem. We did one time.
• 2:06:55
  We did the milk thing years and years ago and he just teed down.
• 2:06:58
  He drank the entire thing. He's like, I'm getting milk
• 2:07:01
  drunk, No. Not and the rice.
• 2:07:02
  He was like. Tripping.
• 2:07:02
  I want to say he was. Like tripping balls on the milk.
• 2:07:05
  Because he had chunky knees then, and he did absorb it.
• 2:07:07
  But I get it. No.
• 2:07:10
  Yeah. Where's the rice?
• 2:07:11
  It's in me. He's.
• 2:07:14
  In there I. Just he's in there.
• 2:07:16
  That's why he needs to get his knees replaced.
• 2:07:17
  The rice is still in there. You hear moving around.
• 2:07:21
  Like our go to J used to be the paintball gun.
• 2:07:25
  We could do that. We did like a Taser situation.
• 2:07:28
  So many options. There's so many options.
• 2:07:31
  Paintball gun, I'm scared every. The Taser thing I've told you
• 2:07:33
  guys, the stories about where they were trying to outdo each
• 2:07:36
  other and holding it on them for 20 seconds straight.
• 2:07:39
  Capacitate each other. Coming out of the other side,
• 2:07:42
  like the marks, like, I'm so glad no one died.
• 2:07:44
  I look back at that like, Oh my God, I'm like cooking.
• 2:07:47
  I have people calling the show going, someone's going to die.
• 2:07:49
  And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, clock.
• 2:07:54
  So yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll try not to kill you, but I like your
• 2:07:57
  fish idea. The fish.
• 2:07:58
  I'll I'll find the fish. All you need is that Tabasco.
• 2:08:01
  Tabasco fix. Everything.
• 2:08:02
  Oh, that fish is going to change his life.
• 2:08:03
  You have to watch. Maybe we'll do a little
• 2:08:05
  gauntlet. Gauntlet.
• 2:08:08
  Yeah, because we need to eventually bring back the gummy
• 2:08:09
  gauntlet. But maybe we need to do like a
• 2:08:11
  breaking a man type gauntlet. Maybe we pick one of every
• 2:08:15
  single thing someone's had to do and then a new thing.
• 2:08:18
  I don't think I had to do anything, to be honest with you.
• 2:08:21
  Well, no. You were different.
• 2:08:22
  You were like a transfer from another show.
• 2:08:24
  Like we kind of brought you in. We we, we swallowed the other
• 2:08:27
  show and and you got absorbed as an employee.
• 2:08:29
  So. Nice grandfather did.
• 2:08:31
  Yeah, you got grandfather, You got lucky.
• 2:08:32
  Yeah. And he also said he's done a
• 2:08:33
  bunch of shit. He's also like, I ain't doing
• 2:08:35
  that shit. But I've done.
• 2:08:37
  Shit, right now there's a I'll fucking I'll kill you.
• 2:08:38
  I'm not doing that. Like OK, I've.
• 2:08:40
  Done shit though. Yeah, it doesn't put my shit in
• 2:08:43
  my life. Like things that they wouldn't
• 2:08:44
  do. I've done like the out in front
• 2:08:47
  of everybody type shit. But yeah, you're great on the
• 2:08:49
  road host anyway, so I'd much rather have that in the bag than
• 2:08:53
  than than you do on the. Water.
• 2:08:55
  A gummy gauntlet. He would be first in line.
• 2:08:57
  I'll do that. Yeah.
• 2:08:58
  Hey, man, I'm in. I'll.
• 2:08:59
  Fucking smoke. Yeah, we'll.
• 2:09:00
  We'll do that. Eat them too.
• 2:09:02
  We'll start planning for for 4th of July.
• 2:09:04
  We got to do something that's already almost here.
• 2:09:06
  All right, Well, guys, it was it was good.
• 2:09:09
  I needed this. I needed this.
• 2:09:10
  I think we all did, yeah. When's your next arm wrestling
• 2:09:13
  tournament? Tomorrow.
• 2:09:16
  You're using your other one, you're.
• 2:09:18
  Left-handed now. Yeah.
• 2:09:19
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't I mean go hard, but don't
• 2:09:21
  go too hard. It looked like a pair of
• 2:09:23
  chopsticks that didn't come out right.
• 2:09:26
  You know that one when you when you when they fry chicken wings
• 2:09:29
  and you get that one. That's the one.
• 2:09:31
  That little retarded leg on it. Fuck you.
• 2:09:33
  Wow. Yeah.
• 2:09:34
  Wow. Amen.
• 2:09:38
  I think that's a good one and it on it's.
• 2:09:40
  A wing it. Right.
• 2:09:41
  You're welcome. It's.
• 2:09:41
  Not a full chicken wing, it's a wing it.
• 2:09:51
  Hey yo, Jay. Jay.
• 2:09:55
  Hey, man. You here yet?
• 2:09:56
  You told me we need to record some stuff for the show.
• 2:09:59
  Jay, man, this motherfucker ain't even here yet.
• 2:10:04
  He literally told me. Hey man, can you meet me in the
• 2:10:07
  next 5 minutes so we can record some stuff?
• 2:10:09
  Yeah, heard that. Start speaking in Bikanese.
• 2:10:15
  Oh shit what this is? Oh it's the new outro for the
• 2:10:19
  show you've been listening to the Bean and super bad show as
• 2:10:24
  soon as it's going to be the JJ and Frank show starring J Bean
• 2:10:29
  Martin starring at anything he's starring at.
• 2:10:31
  Never shutting the fuck up. Yes bro, we get it.
• 2:10:35
  And you're an author over here. Being so skinny, making Stephen
• 2:10:38
  King look like a normal dude. Shit, you make an anorexic bitch
• 2:10:42
  look healthy, Ryan. Super bad.
• 2:10:45
  Sharp, super bad. More like super pastime for a
• 2:10:49
  haircut. Hippie looking lumberjack
• 2:10:51
  motherfucker. Like dude, have you seen
• 2:10:54
  scooby-doo? Shaggy looking ass Murdoch.
• 2:10:59
  Honestly I got to ask Frank how much longer we got to pretend
• 2:11:02
  like this dude has a black card. Fake ass Kid Rock having an
• 2:11:05
  allergic reactions to shellfish motherfucker.
• 2:11:09
  Frankie Buttons my *** show MVP upset real *** Frank and JJ show
• 2:11:16
  baby shit. That shit sounds good, don't it
• 2:11:19
  last. But definitely leash JJ.
• 2:11:22
  What the fuck? What?
• 2:11:26
  Did this dude really just say? That Wow, really.
• 2:11:32
  Oh hell no. I can't believe this
• 2:11:34
  motherfucking said that. Oh, I can't wait and see.
• 2:11:36
  Hey JJ, everything going OK? Sorry I'm late.
• 2:11:38
  Hey man, what's good? Good man, everything is great.
• 2:11:44
  Just doing the outro stuff man. Ohh very cool.
• 2:11:47
  Everything you do is great. Ohh, stop.
• 2:11:49
  Yeah, great stuff. Thank you so much.
• 2:11:51
  Yeah, yeah. You know what else is gonna be
• 2:11:53
  great? When I put my foot up your ass?
• 2:11:55
  What? What was that?
• 2:11:56
  You're welcome.