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Summer Special: Diggerland USA · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Holidays, is it. I remember going on holiday with family
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  Speaker 2: We're all gone on it. Yes, indeed, hello, you're very
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  Speaker 2: welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show, a very special
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  Speaker 2: episode with myself, Jerry McBride and his good self Tom
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  Speaker 2: myself or Tom or on holiday and couldn't record this
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  Speaker 2: week and rather than leave you find folks bereft, we
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  Speaker 2: said we'd record a little summer special.
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  Speaker 3: How are you keeping it all right?
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  Speaker 2: Very good? Feel great? Straight off the point there? Hey,
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  Speaker 2: and I send it on to me. There's the worse
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  Speaker 2: saying I've seen it. Five minutes after he cented, I'll
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  Speaker 2: be honest with you. Come here. What have you got there, buddy?
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  Speaker 2: my research.
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  Speaker 3: No, but he bought me a pen.
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  Speaker 2: A pen I do.
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  Speaker 3: That's a big that's a big rubber ars on a
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  Speaker 3: capy barras. God doesn't love a big, funny pink arse.
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  Speaker 2: Just hanging out until I tell you, Tom, if we
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  Speaker 3: To be fair, it's it's not It's probably one of
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  Speaker 3: the rarer pens you'll ever see out there, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean. Most of my desk is full of
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  Speaker 3: pens that I've swiped from hotels, corporate gigs that you know,
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  Speaker 3: they've only got about three uses him. So I've just
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  Speaker 3: got about ninety four dead pins. This is where pins
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  Speaker 3: come to die, at this desk in front of my computer.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you one thing, Tom. For an
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  Speaker 2: episode that the pair of us said we'd get out
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  Speaker 2: a quick I know, fucking I can't help it. We're
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  Speaker 2: there everything we can to not talk about the subject
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  Speaker 2: that we're going to talk about. We're not going to
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  Speaker 2: do a regular episode for you guys, because we don't
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  Speaker 2: know what news is because it's not a week you know,
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  Speaker 2: we can't tell you what the news is going to
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  Speaker 2: be in six weeks time, or who this lad will
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  Speaker 2: be in six weeks time, or indeed what we may
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  Speaker 2: or may not remember in six weeks time. But we
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  Speaker 2: said we'd do a summer special based on a wonderful
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  Speaker 2: place we discovered.
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  Speaker 3: Tom Well, we have dabbled in team parks a fair
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  Speaker 3: bit down three years. You're a right good man for
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  Speaker 3: a team park.
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  Speaker 2: Love an l team park.
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  Speaker 3: We even did Action Park as well. Go back and
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  Speaker 3: listen to that one. Great if you ever think it's
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  Speaker 3: opening a team park, listen to our coverage of Action
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  Speaker 3: Park and don't do fucking any of that to the
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  Speaker 3: total opposite to that.
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  Speaker 2: But this one.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry found this one, and no, it did pop up
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  Speaker 3: my timeline, but a couple from a couple of different locations.
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  Speaker 3: Because of course it's on brand social media.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, yeah, every now and then your social
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  Speaker 2: media will serve you something that is absolutely correcting, right,
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  Speaker 2: And we saw this place and we felt like we
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  Speaker 2: might do it, might earn a segment in the show
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  Speaker 2: one week, But you know what we said. You know what,
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  Speaker 2: we can talk about this thing for forty five minutes straight.
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  Speaker 2: That's an episode on its own right, And we bring
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  Speaker 2: you this week's Somewhere special of the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 2: But a wonderful place in New Jersey called Diggerland, USA.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, I made the mistake of looking up
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  Speaker 3: there's a couple of there's one.
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  Speaker 2: Or two on to find out. Yes, there's a few
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  Speaker 2: of them in the UK.
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  Speaker 3: They're there. They do you know, it's like America affair.
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  Speaker 3: But but they do do things farewell and fair.
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  Speaker 2: They do it farewell.
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  Speaker 3: They do things farewell when it comes to entertainment. Even
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  Speaker 3: they can jazz up any scenario whatsoever. I mean, the
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  Speaker 3: tall process of this place was clearly a fellow is
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  Speaker 3: on site looking at two apparent is acting the acting
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  Speaker 3: the pure bollocks, you know, like or you know, like
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  Speaker 3: sitting on top of like you know, a stamper, just
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  Speaker 3: going ay, yeah, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Driving too fast in the mooxy. We'll get you up
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  Speaker 2: to speed a little bit. Folks with Diggerland, USA, which
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  Speaker 2: is in West Berlin, New Jersey, halfway between New Yik
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  Speaker 2: and Philadelphia. So that's that kind of area that we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about, and it is a theme park. It is
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  Speaker 2: an amusement attraction with fun and games for all the family,
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  Speaker 2: edging a little bit perhaps more towards the smalls, and
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  Speaker 2: it is as as Action Park was ostensibly a water park.
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  Speaker 2: This place has its own water park that brings you
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  Speaker 2: to it, but then it also has themed attractions for
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  Speaker 2: all the family that if you don't want to get wet,
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  Speaker 2: or if you're lock up in the middle of November
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  Speaker 2: in New Jersey and it's absolutely bit of cold, you
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  Speaker 2: could still go on these rides. And as the name suggests,
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  Speaker 2: digger Land, USA is a construction themed amusement park.
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  Speaker 3: It got me quite excited when I started to looking
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  Speaker 3: to do it the America and I was like, oh
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. And for the most part I was expecting
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  Speaker 3: caterpillars minimum. I was expected caterpillars or maybe something Japanese,
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  Speaker 3: but no, they're all JCB. How did John C. Bamford
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  Speaker 3: from the UK get John C? How did he get
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  Speaker 3: his gear over there?
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  Speaker 2: I wonder Bamford is spinning in his grave like a
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  Speaker 2: PTO shaft. Yeah, at the notion of this place, We're
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  Speaker 2: going to get into it. Folks, if you're asking what
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  Speaker 2: is a construction themed theme park? What is that? What
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  Speaker 2: does that look like? It really reaches out to anybody
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  Speaker 2: in this world that ever saw the bucket of a
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  Speaker 2: JCB and thought, what if that picked up and span
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  Speaker 2: you around? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Or I wonder if he's going as lunch break and
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  Speaker 3: I could jump in there and give.
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  Speaker 4: It a go.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if you're a solicitor, a dentist, even
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  Speaker 3: an electrician, a shoemaker. You've all seen heavy construction machinery
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  Speaker 3: and taught to yourself for a second whether it's a
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  Speaker 3: greater a dozer, an excavator, or is the Americans called
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  Speaker 3: a beck hoo, which I've never been comfortable with.
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  Speaker 2: That at all. Thought that speaks a different language than
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  Speaker 2: me to But.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, I don't care who you are, a grandmother, a grandchild,
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  Speaker 3: a priest, It doesn't make a difference. You've every single
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  Speaker 3: person has looked at one of them went that I
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  Speaker 3: love going that.
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  Speaker 2: I'd love it. And it's you know, the Diggerland, USA.
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  Speaker 2: You would argue that it is like, you know, perhaps
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  Speaker 2: a little bit more a little boys, but again they
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  Speaker 2: promise is fun for all the family, and I dare
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  Speaker 2: say boys, girls, young old, bring granny and grandat this
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  Speaker 2: thing if they've ever wanted to.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you one, if they thought they didn't want
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  Speaker 3: to go. Given the opportunity, any girl, boy, anybody would
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  Speaker 3: want to go on one of these things. Tankas and
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  Speaker 3: JCB's and caterpillar toys, they're all typically aimed at boys,
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  Speaker 3: but I guarantee you put some of them in front
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  Speaker 3: of a girl, she'd be like, I'm gonna smash. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna smash with that. It's just people. I've been asked
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  Speaker 3: before by city folk on radio members put to me
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  Speaker 3: by what is the obsession with like diggers and tractors?
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  Speaker 3: Would you guys like because their tip their monster trucks
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  Speaker 3: and you get to drive them?
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  Speaker 2: For real?
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  Speaker 3: Are you joking me?
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  Speaker 2: I've know, I've I've genuinely no answer to it. I'm
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  Speaker 2: terribly sorry. Like what is what? What? What? What what
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  Speaker 2: do you want me to What do you want me
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  Speaker 2: to say? Why do you why do you love diggers?
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  Speaker 2: In construction? I don't know. Why does the sunshine? Tom?
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  Speaker 2: Why does water quench me in when I'm thirsty? Do
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  Speaker 2: you know what? That's the depth of the answer.
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  Speaker 3: You should be given you're dead right, I got I
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  Speaker 3: got an ARCHI over you gave a right answer there. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: So it's in New Jersey, interestingly named in West Berlin,
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  Speaker 3: New Jersey. So you know, is that is that a
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  Speaker 3: wealthier side? I don't know anyway, it's the I pick
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  Speaker 3: up from the guy who is the lead CEO of it,
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  Speaker 3: and I saw an interview with him. He looks like
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  Speaker 3: a fellow that would know his way. He wouldn't be
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  Speaker 3: looking for the unswitch and a hammer, if you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean. He has. He has a tool belt somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: In the skin.
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  Speaker 3: The skin say so like I would say so, but
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  Speaker 3: brilliantly presented as he's talking through it. But he's talking
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  Speaker 3: through all the rights. Now, we'll say, only an American
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  Speaker 3: could open the phrase with this. With there was a
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  Speaker 3: girl actually describing all the rights, as we'll go into
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  Speaker 3: in a second. But she went, so, first, let's go
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  Speaker 3: through all our dry rides. And I'm like, oh Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: And invariably she came to the end of all the
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  Speaker 3: dry rides because she was all dry, ridden out, and
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  Speaker 3: then she turned around and goes now moving on to
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  Speaker 3: our wet rides.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, for folks the wet rids. It is
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  Speaker 2: like for all intents and purposes, it is like a
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  Speaker 2: water park. Is that is at the core and at
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  Speaker 2: the heart of this fair ter.
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  Speaker 3: We may skip over the water park.
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  Speaker 2: We must get a water park, even though they've given
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  Speaker 2: it the name.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna we have the pipe like it's a water slide.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's they've done their best with the water
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  Speaker 2: slides where it's like the tube slide coming down into
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  Speaker 2: the water and it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I guess it could be a duct pipe to
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  Speaker 3: get you that.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, okay, you don't need to give your stretch
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  Speaker 2: and all.
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  Speaker 3: Here we have the vortex generators, like look, it's a
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  Speaker 3: fucking it's a whirlypool like it is.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the qualpecks.
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  Speaker 3: But don't get too wet under the console viping. It's
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  Speaker 3: gonna get you know, so your man is so we
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  Speaker 3: may skip over that.
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  Speaker 2: Because we may skip over that. And as Tom's as
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  Speaker 2: Tom said already, you know other digger lands are available.
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  Speaker 2: There are a couple of construction themed theme parks in
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  Speaker 2: the UK and such like. But we're gonna, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: what can we say? We're kids of the eighties America
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  Speaker 2: shines bright in our eyes. It's still Reagan's America to us.
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  Speaker 3: What can we say, almost almost Ernold Schwartz Sniggers of America.
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  Speaker 2: So before we get into the rides, we just want
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  Speaker 2: to we want to give you if you haven't already
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  Speaker 2: just used your phone, which you're probably listening to this
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  Speaker 2: podcast on to look up Diggerland, USA, and haven't have
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  Speaker 2: an idea of it. Maybe I don't know, maybe you
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  Speaker 2: don't have your phone, maybe your phone's out of reach.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you're lying in bed and you don't want to
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  Speaker 2: get up and look at it. When we say that
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  Speaker 2: these are Diggers repurposed as rides, I don't mean to
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  Speaker 2: say that it is a roller coaster with a digg
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  Speaker 2: or airbrushed on the side of it. We're talking about
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  Speaker 2: they bought a JCB, yeah, and they changed the bucket
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  Speaker 2: of it. And I'm so literally it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy when I got to that point on it,
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  Speaker 3: because it was like one hundred percent that was going
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  Speaker 3: it'd be some modified safe Not saying that Jacb's aren't said,
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  Speaker 3: but what I'm saying, do you know some amusement park
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  Speaker 3: crowd built all of this and they just they stuck.
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  Speaker 3: The calves have a JCB on the side of it.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, ever since plastic, it's not going to
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  Speaker 3: be the real deal, like you're expecting these things claim
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  Speaker 3: straight off a site.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know when we say that there are
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  Speaker 2: that are there are diggers your children can drive around on.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about say the digger that will be
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  Speaker 2: outside the supermarket that you put fifty p in and
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  Speaker 2: it rocks back and forth and it's got like a
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  Speaker 2: plastic Bob the builder on it.
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  Speaker 3: Believe us when we say that these are yellow diggers, Jerry,
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you now, at least one of those diggers,
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  Speaker 3: if not all of them, the seat on them has
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  Speaker 3: fat burns in them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and the corner of it's all where off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I guarantee you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we get into a tom I'm on the website here,
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  Speaker 2: I've clicked into attractions and team Park, and we will
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  Speaker 2: take a look at the water park or have to.
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  Speaker 3: I have to, just just to reiterate the water park.
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  Speaker 3: When we were saying like there's a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: stretch on what they're going with, and it's.
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  Speaker 2: Just oh yeah, well, we say what we say. I
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  Speaker 2: know one you're looking at going.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking it's just a wavefool thing they've called clawhammer Cove.
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  Speaker 5: Jesus Christ's tomb shaped like it's no, I'm looking at
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  Speaker 5: it there and it's like you could, I guess maybe
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  Speaker 5: say that it was kind of clawhammery, but no, it's
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  Speaker 5: more like hatchet cove.
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  Speaker 3: It's a hatchet head. That's what they should have gone with.
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  Speaker 2: It's shaped like a hatchet head, but it's literally like
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  Speaker 2: a pool, shaped like the head of a hatchet and
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  Speaker 2: it makes waves. I guess that's it, and that's it,
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  Speaker 2: and that's clawhammer Cove. But believe me when I say,
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  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, that's that's one of the rides where
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  Speaker 2: more thought has gone into it than most. Because we're
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  Speaker 2: about to get into some very father ted tunnel Agats territory,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to start you off, Tom with some of
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  Speaker 2: the some of the minor attractions from some of the
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  Speaker 2: smaller kids. You've got your mini dig you've got your
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  Speaker 2: crazy cranes, and you've got your lumberjack claw. Now what
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  Speaker 2: these are area, I'm sure maybe your young man has
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  Speaker 2: had something not unlike this, or if you've ever been
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  Speaker 2: in a playground. You'll see something like this where it's
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  Speaker 2: a little two lever digger that your kid can sit
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  Speaker 2: on in a sand pit and through the manipulation of
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  Speaker 2: two livers, it will it will dig right. Nothing nothing,
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  Speaker 2: no engine, no nothing. It's just like a little digger
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  Speaker 2: that you can dig sand with. I remember I had
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  Speaker 2: one when I was small.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I know. Yeah, No, I will give them
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  Speaker 3: their due, going pure American on this one. There's hydraulics
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  Speaker 3: in this yokture.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, these are Tom, These these are not those.
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  Speaker 2: These are actual little diggers. Like do you ever see
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  Speaker 2: the council come to chop down a tree and they'll
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  Speaker 2: pull up with a with a trailer and a little
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  Speaker 2: digger will drive off two ton Yeah, and like seven
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  Speaker 2: lads will stand around and watch one lad with the
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  Speaker 2: little digger, and you can tell everybody's just looking at them,
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  Speaker 2: going like, how come he's getting to drive the weed
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  Speaker 2: digger today? I might turn to drive the weed digger.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a row of four of those we diggers
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  Speaker 2: and like a sand pit for children of all ages.
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  Speaker 2: Because I would get on this thing, Tom to just
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  Speaker 2: get on and dig to their hearts content.
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  Speaker 3: You said at the top that this is probably going
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  Speaker 3: to be aimed at the smallest lack and stuff. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not seen anything.
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  Speaker 2: You'd have off this thing. Kids around you can't be
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  Speaker 2: getting off and then you would have to how about this,
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  Speaker 2: You would have to drag me off this if you.
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  Speaker 3: Get a with another digger to actually drag you.
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  Speaker 2: You'd have to turn around with the scoop of your
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  Speaker 2: digger and reach into the cab of mine and yank
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  Speaker 2: me out of it. It is, it is. I cannot
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  Speaker 2: stress how much this is genuinely just a one bolted
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  Speaker 2: into place, so the treads of it are not going
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  Speaker 2: to roll you left, right or anywhere. You're literally bolted
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  Speaker 2: into place, so you can pivot around, you can dig.
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  Speaker 2: And the the other variation of it there that I said,
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  Speaker 2: the lumberjack claw. It is a claw. It's the claw
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: that you would use to lift logs that you can
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I used to lift blocks and lift it around the place.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: So it's literally a hydraulic version of the thing that
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: you try and win Teddy's on full size. What are
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: you driven by? Children?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: What I like is that that's not where you know,
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: they don't just end and go all right. There's because
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: that's that's a ton and a half two ton that
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: you can dig with. But then they've gotten they've got
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: the real small ones like we're nearly doing indoors but
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: these are open cabbed ones. But they're genuine jsp and
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: it's like knocking over bowling pins. But that's for tiny children. Yeah,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: but again it's not the fifty I say, fifty cent
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: two yours. Now they're them right and yeah, still a
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: proper two levers seat ashtray beside you digger that these
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: kids are getting to have a whippat flag. There's another
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: one pulling. You can lift ducks with a little hook
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: and stuff. Again, it's not on at the end of
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: a stick. This is what a fucking real mini digger like.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: This is what we're a real mini They've kind of,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I will say, they've played the same hand over and
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: over again. They have got bored with the mini dig
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: or digging you can get. You can play mini dig
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: or bowling, or you can play a minidig or huck
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: a doc And it's like, Okay, I think we're just
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: playing on making mini diggers here. I'm not giving out tom,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not complaining.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: To be fair, there's only so many places you can
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: go with this. I mean the name is literally on
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: the tain and what they're supposed to be doing, like
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: there isn't you know, dancing diggers.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: It's just fucking digging.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: So I mean the fact that they were able to
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: do a few bits, but the fact that they have
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: various sizes. There's no Sorry, you're you know you're three
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: years old. You're not getting to go on this. Oh
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: you're three years old. Don't worry. We've got a digger here.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Free get out.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Like I love that these are not plug plugged in either.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: These are diesel driven diggers, do you know what I mean?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Like they'll have to be a break in the day
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: for some lad to come over with a jerry can
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: and top these up.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, inrease these things like first thing in the morning,
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Like most of amusement amusement parks is like teenage kids
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: working journ the summer and you know they got to
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: clean the pool or got a scoop of shit out
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: of the pool, or you know, they got.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: To clip the hedge, or maybe it's caddyshack and they
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: got to polish the balls. Some lad some lads had
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: the job of great and nipples, who was there exactly? What?
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what have you got there? Tom on the
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: list of forty plus attractions on Bigger Land.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: So they also have the teleporter as well. I mean
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: they call it Telescopper Candor, but you know it's a teleporter.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: It doesn't teleport you to another dimension. As we've talked
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: about in the past. It's a load all, a JCB
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: load all.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: You've seen him.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: They're on four wheels. They've got two jacks that go
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: down the front, but a big extendable arm that goes
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: out like fourteen meters out the front. Well, we've got
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: one of them and fitted just to the front of it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: He drives you around a yard by the looks of things,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: but there's like twenty seats on the front of it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: It just drives you around and then extends you up
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: as fuck up into the air. Now, I like the
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: fact I'm looking at it, gone ash, that's a guess.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: That's something you'd see at the bench of show here
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: and come August. But there's a bit of danger involved there, right,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: because it's a fella.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Do you know?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: These things have all been typically at team parks, they've
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: been tested with rigorous amount on thousand hours and stuff.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: This is the ground shottle. It's the ground shuttle, ground shuttle.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: It's a it's a tellyport.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Thousands of hours, you know, ultimate, ultimate mathematics to get
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: these right. Whereas John Joe here can put this at
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: any angle, he can tilt from left to right, he
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: can be driving around, he can fuck it up into
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: the air vertically. Like there's going to be a bit
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: of shaken. I can tell you I've been on the
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: end the end of a teleporter. This is not This
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: is just a lad driving the thing, and he has
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: multiple options as to what way he could put you
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: up in the air.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: This is the most itchy and scratchy land ship you've
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: ever seen.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: It's exactly what But I love that it's a like
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: it looks so shiny and so American, but the reality
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: is knowing what these things can do. There's an element
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: of danger to all of this, Like they have there's
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: no plastic buckets on the front of the diggers.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: You know, not for nothing as well, Tom, Like, remember
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: where this place is.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: It's in West Berlin, which is in New Jersey, which.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Is in America. Yes, and what have they got in America,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: you know in terms of cleontele to these places. Yeah,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: if you say, you know this thing is kitted out
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: for twenty people to sit in the cab of a
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: or sit on the scoop scoop of a of a
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: teleporter as it lifts you up in the air, and
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: then you get twenty lads rock up in the rascal
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: scoot or twenty high calorie humans.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean fair play, isn't.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Goddamn And you said I could go up in this thing?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Is my constitutional rats, But sir, you can't put all
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: twenty if you fat fox on this.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Up in your tailporder.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, what fucking hell, let's test the load limit. Let's
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: tip to test the tip limit on this thing today.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: That's the thing like that joke will be beeping like fock.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Do you know me? Now, I will say, right, this
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: is probably this not getting off the fence in any
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: ways way in the middle of this, but I have
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: this is all the signs because New Jersey is New Jersey, right,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: who's the who's the who's the most famous TV star from.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: From New Jerseys?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: This has all the signs of money laundering from the
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: fucking and.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I got my guys washing money out and take a
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: your sh putting the kids up.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: And it is all the signs of it, doesn't it
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: like like they just they brought all these machines in
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: off a job that they you know, maybe they're on strike.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: This fucking thing, this this park wuld be closing.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: The unions, bushing my balls. You've got machines shipping here
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: doing nothing. The big tea, I got something we can
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: do with it all. I've never watched the Sopranos. I
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: think that's what they's only.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Oh you would like the Sopranos now, they were sticking
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: with digging because we.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Were Sopranos some other day. Tom, I've got a ride
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: for you here, buddy.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Go on.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I've got the spin Dizzy, the spin Dizzy?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Which one of them?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Are you brave enough to conquer? The spin Dizzy? It
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: says the specially designed twelve ton high Torq JCBJS two twenty.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: You gotta love the Americans. The love letters on.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: The guns or machines, the full breakdown of its name,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: and everyone's given its damn near VIN number and every
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: wind screen like come on.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Well, this promises adrenaline junkies the fix they need Tom,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: their words, not mine. This will give adrenaline junkies the
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: fix they need. Who fucking wrote this anyway? How will
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I give you the fix that you need? Tom? The
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: spin dizzy is nothing if not at JCB. At JCB
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: on treads as you would know. And instead of a bucket,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: it has a row of eight seats that you can
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: sit in. The JCB lifts you up, Tom, and it
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: fucking spins you around, spin that is it eight rotations
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: and puts you back down. It's like the chair planes,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: only it's a fucking digg up.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean they have modified a few things. Now
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I see the like the dig around, which is buckets
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: turned up, you know, which is the as you'd imagine
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: like a merry go round with the horses. Well this
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: is buckets turned on their sides, essentially spinning around like
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: you know, Like I've seen some cool things done with
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: diggers digger buckets and stuff like that. Like and I
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: have been in a real one while the excavator drivers
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: spinning around and it's a Friday evening and nobody else
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: is around, and got go on, how fast can you
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: go around there?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: To look? Ak mere? We were all kids getting carried
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: around on transport boxes, and they I have fond memories
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: of being in a transport box being carried around the place.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I know. It's so when I say this hits my
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: my pleasure centers now.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: The only thing I will say, right, like they've you
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: run out of names after a while, you know, there's
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: there's there's a few of your kind of but much
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: like the dry ride, chat out do you want at
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: to begin? And right, there's a few of these. It
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: doesn't translate well at all, though I mean it could
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: most some of them could be like like title porn
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: movies and mostly gay porn movies is well on top
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: of that, like or I mean you have the Backhole Adventure. Okay,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: you have the Downboard Derby.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Bull.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Those are base speaks for itself. There's but it's.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I think I see the one you're looking at.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Here, Jackhammer Bay and one of the ones that I
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: have definitely been really part of, and I've talked about
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: it on many occasions, but I would have never suggested
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: name in this fucking activity, the greased Beast.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at the grease beacet here.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Take us through the grease Beast, so the grease space.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: If I'll give you a brief rundown as to why
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I've now you all know we've drawn drawn silonce and
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: stuff in the past. But I once this was describing
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: how country my school was. That one time the road
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: flooded and rather than leaving us off for the day,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: a farmer agreed to go around as the school bus
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: with a silence trailer and collect all those all the
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: primary school kids, fifty of us and fire us into
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: the back of a trailer and drive us through the
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: flood and then for the crack we all want to
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: be tipped out much And this is this is I mean,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Marti Mon was going to make it into this episode
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: a few times anyway, with the tailed tailboard swinging, it
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: actually flapped open and we all slid out onto the ground,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: roar and laughing as the tail the tailgate is still
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: swinging back and forth. Could have snapped anybody's teeth when
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: it hit.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, would would be the least thing I could
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: have done.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: This is now that you have to be a minimum
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: height of forty two inches whatever that is in you know. Yeah,
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: no tank top, guy camisole or spaghetti straps, half shirts,
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: crop tops or halter tops. Tube tops are similar outer
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: wear because this is a serious operation. It's a fucking
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: trailer jar, it's a trailer, but they essentially they Now
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I read the description. Our unique attraction features twelve custom
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: bill seats in the rear hopper section of a steel
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: demolition trailer raising passengers over thirty four feet in the
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: air be simulate simulated dump of its cargo. So you
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: don't actually slide out. You just get strapped into the seats.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I thought you'd slide out a bit to feel like
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: a bit of silas, but you don't. You just get
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: tilted at an angle of what now they're saying thirty
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: four feet maybe for the people at the front of
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: the trailer. At the back of the trailer, just tilt forward, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: If you're if you're towards the if you're towards the
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: exhaust end of the trailer, you're you're feeling a mild tilt.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: If you're at the other side, you're screaming forty five
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: degree panic. Here's a wonderful thing about this, tom It's
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: like a lot of team parks, say you're Disneylands of
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: this World and all this kind of thing is like, oh,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: space Mountain, feel what it feels like to be glassed
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: towards the heavens and a rocket as you journey around
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Jupiter and comeback and in digger Land, USA. Is like, hey,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: imagine you were graveled.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or imagine you're at work.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: If you ever wanted to feel what it felt like
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: to get tipped out the back of a trailer like
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: a dead fucking body.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: It just the fact that they greased beasts, like they
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: all have greased. That would actually be the one that
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: will require some of the least greased because it just
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: goes up and down, like I ain't not going the
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: place right. I would still give that a goal.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Know again, you'd have to drag me off a time.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Hilariously like it's it's that is the Father Ted. Now
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I go for another Father tabe.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: No, I think I'm gonna be go on, go on. Well,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I'm going to say. I don't
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: want you to go with the father tag because I
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: have another slightly more father taed one up here. It's
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: another one of the you can drive any thing you
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: want here. It's like, hey, imagine you drove a little
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: four by four or imagine you drove a tractor, or
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: imagine you drove like a fucking milk float or whatever
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: it is. They literally have a little track for any
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: for everything, little jeeps, little little every goddamn thing, little
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: bobcat diggers, whatever it is. Come to the bobcat circut,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: all this kind of crack. Come to the what do
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: you call those little four wheel drives that that you
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: know you might see at a golf.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Course or so such the gator or the mule.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all this kind of Hey would you like to drive?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: But the one that got met him and I gotta
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: tell you this is it's just so simple, it's beautiful.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: It's the shaken roll. It is a little figure eight
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: loop that you can drive around in a diner pack
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: CC nine fifty double drum vibratory roller. They are giving
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: you a steam roll or two.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Drive fair hard to roll a fag while driving one
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I can tell you that from experience, it's fair hard.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Like that should be part of the experience seeking you roller.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. See, if you can eat a corn dog will
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: drive in this fucking thing. It's I think they're missing
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: a trick with this. Whereas they will give you a
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: steam roller the driver around the track. They don't appear
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: to give you anything to crush, which I would imagine
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: would be the fun of this.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: The number one thing I was thinking was that, in fact,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: it was a suggestion that I would have had for
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: any any of the things, like bring your sister's barbie.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean when you bring your
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: brothers tonka, smash the ship out of it?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, bring your Bring your dead beat dad
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: who doesn't pay alimony, Bring his like baseball trophies, drive
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: them into the ground.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Bring an actual effergy of him, like bring a voodoo him,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: bring right.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bring your mom and dad's wedding picture and just
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: drive across it and.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Just have him feel sciatica while he lives in Florida
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: with that new bitch.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: But honestly, they are missing the trick because if you're
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: giving me a steam okay, number one for anybody that's
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: ever driven a steam roll, And I had the very
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: very I got about forty five seconds of steamroller driving.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: He experienced them. But it's paying the hole, like it's
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: literal actual paying the hole. Like it's like uncomfortable. It's
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: just like wrong or wrong or wrong. He can't go
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: anywhere on it like it's it's no crack. Really, you're
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: six years of age and I put you on a
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: steam rolle or that's a different story. You're going to
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: have the best time in your life, but you're going
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: to want to drive across something. And I feel that
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: the digger land is missing the trick there, but more
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: than what bigger land are missing there very shortly time.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I believe you've got the Kudu gra there. You've got
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: the father ted of all father tads.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: And I would be amazed if you haven't. Now, aside
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: from all some of the water ones are a bit
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: dodge and stuff like that. Some of them I'm not
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: really sure what it is that they are. I'm like, okay,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I see.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Him here Tom, you're digging.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: But it's.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: This one is the best yet.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: This was just left on the job and they went
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: should leave that here, don't let's go Why are you
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: thinking that right now? No?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: No, leave that here. Leave that.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: There's nobody going to pay to want to go up
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: in this thing. Leave it here to fuck trust me,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: it'll do.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: And there's money in that. Never pay wages out of that.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: It'll fill a gap. I'm telling you now it is.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: The elevation station.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Jerry fucking scissors litter. It's powered by a forty eight
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: horse power diesel engine. Fuck, whoop ty do, whoopie do.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: It's not you know. Sometimes you go to like you know,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: the wild Legal Ride, experience two G forces as you
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: PLUMBT two hundred fit And this is like an actual
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: cherry picker. If you have ever been driving from Ashbourne
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: to Slaine and you go past the cherry pickers on
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: the left hand side, and you ever wondered what would
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: it be like to go up in one of them? Well,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: have we got the ride for you?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, I would still I'd go up
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: on it to read more so to relive owe memories,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know what most of these things would
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: be like to go in for pure crack, because most
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: of these things I've had a bollocks shouting at me
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: to get a job done. While yeah you.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Were going up a scissor lift lift to do a thing. Yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: these guys are just going up a scissor lift just
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: to be sixty feet in the air.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So I for that reason alone,
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: that could be a new vibe rather than having to
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: go up then and started to fucking root, I've gotters
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: or some bastard thing. You're actually just going up for
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: the crack. But the elevations like that is elevation station.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Like genuinely the ride from Father Ted where they just
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: kind of lift you up a bit in the crane
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: would one hundred percent beyond this.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's the it's the it's the ladder. It's like
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: as youreladder, keep your hands on the side.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: It's literally that the spider Baby is just missing. That's
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: all it's missing off of this, like that's all it's missing.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Well, a couple of other things now that Biggerland USA
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: might be missing, and we've we've got we we we
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: there's a dozen more little diggers that you We're not
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: going to go through every all of the forty eight
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: attractions that you can go on. This one would needless
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: to say, we'll be flooding your social media's with this,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: but we've found there might be a couple of construction
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: themed gaps. Tom, would you agree that there's a couple
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: of new rides coming for twenty twenty six if they
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: follow the suggestions of the Tom and Jerry.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Show Honestly, I had to keep bite my lip a
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: few times. It's about twenty them after saying there where
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: you're like.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Lass you have the space, there's leaving them money on
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: the table.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: There's like if you have the elevation station, then you
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: employ the two of us, we'll deck the place out.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Just give us the check book, we'll take the place
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: out in you like, there's only they have about nine
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: different variations of the teleporter. I'll tell you that now
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: for now.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you if you yeah, they've got Hey, would
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: you like to be on a teleporter that's stationary or
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: would you like to be on a teleporter that drives?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Like that's the same thing, not knocking your diggerland, but
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: that's the same thing. But there's a couple of places
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: they've missed, they've zigged where they could have said, I'm
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: going to give you one here, Tom, I'm going to
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: give you one piece of plant that they have not exploited.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Go on the cement mixer.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Jesus said, literally the first one I wrote down, and
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: you got it as well, buddy.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: We need a cement mixer themed ride where you enter
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: the actual barrel of a cement mixer and you just
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: get he bolted into a seat and churned around and
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: around perfect like there's five rotations will do because you
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: will be sick as a dog. Commut that.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: There's a bit of interpretation as well, because if you
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: have ever sat into a cement mixer, which I have,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: like a fucking idiot.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Why did I ask that question?
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Of course, Jerry, I don't know how I'm alive. I
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: don't I have no idea how I'm alive. There's so
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: many stupid fucking things now. The only thing is you
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: be learning fair quick when you like thankfully it didn't
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: go like it doesn't look like it's going fast. But
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: those rotations, when your little arts is poked down into
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: the mixer and you can't get out, and all you
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: can do is hold on for your life and the
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: hope that the lads will turn it off, Yeah that's uh.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: When and when you do come flying out of oh
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: my sweet Jesus Christ, you just split yourself on the ground.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: But yeah, the cement, I still think there's a there's
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: a safe way a big The bigger the cement mixer,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: the better. Actually, much like the Wall of death, you know. Yeah,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I think if you've got a huge one like that
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: the actual concrete the cement truck will say, but had
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: it open ended and you could put kids into it,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: strap them to the wall of.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: It and put them around.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I think that would be the thing to do. Put
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: a couple of kneel like.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: It'd be as good as the fucking elevation station. What
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: have you got over there? Sorry, I think I stolen
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: on you.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: You did, so I jumped in with another one quickly,
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: And I think this is more for the experience of
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: much like you suggested the roller crushing things like that,
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: like driving over you know, you know, Nana's purse or whatever.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Just to be a bastard, I would love to see
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: a rock crusher on site. Talk to me, like a
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: proper cone crusher now that can maybe send it like
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: it can do it can do four or three different
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: grades of stone, and you get to tip it in
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: with one of the machines. So even just like a
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: front loader. There's no front loaders here, by the way,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: there's none. You get a front loader and you get
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: to tip in rock, you get to crush it as
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: it passes through and maybe I don't know, you get
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: to for the crack. You get to throw in something
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: along the lines of you know, your sister's TAMAGATCHI know
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: what I'm.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Going to tell you, Tom, And maybe you've fallen across
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: this with your young lad as well. There's a whole
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: corner of YouTube that just kids will sit and watch
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: all day where it's like things being thrown into industrial
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: grinders Jerry, you know the one.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I watch Industrial press all the time, and industrial presses
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: and all that kind of thing.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: So if you can imagine if they have a rock
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: crusher and the only thing you do is queue up
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: to drop a block down into it.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's it.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: How many times would you que up for that? Oh
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: A full bail anyway, a full bail, just what.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: A casual And then after that you can start dropping
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: down like you know, Atlantic crabs and all this kind
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: of shit like you know, you know what vases and
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: things like this. I think that's a great addition, Tom.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I have another one for you as well. Now, there
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: is a playground at Diggerland, USA, but it's not terribly
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: unlike the playground that's up the road from us here.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Swing slides, all that kind of crack you know, nothing,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: nothing you would not see at a playground. I guess it's
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: for the smalls, but what they're missing out on is
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: the playground of the building site. I present to you,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Tom the scaffold scramble, a literal scaffold against the building
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: that you can just climb up and down like a
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: climbing frame and then go down the rubbish shoot all
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: the way down like in home alone. That's amazing.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: That's I mean, they've they've gone. It's like it's staring
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: them right in the face.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: It's right there. It's money on the table.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Baby, it's staring them right in the face. You put
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: it up one time. That's it. That's the boarded a
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: black wall at gable end of something.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: And then just go up and down the scaffolding and
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: up and down the ladders and all this kind of crack.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you that is yeah.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I wow.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: How like I mean that this is keeping on. We're
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: not acting the bottocks here, fucking serious here. This is
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: these are like if you have the elevation station, like listen.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: To us, do you know what I mean?
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: You're reaching with ATHLETs, you know, and and a couple
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: of the other things. The scaffold like they have a
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: rock wall, Like, you don't.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Need a rock wall if you want to climb, climb
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: on scaffld and stick stick to your gimmick here.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Exactly, stay on, stay Jesus Christ. Now I'm going to
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: give an honorable mention, but it's not one that I think.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: A whacker plate is definitely missing here, like just a
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: whacker you know from mums and dads, From moms and dads. Right,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: but again you can put down small toys and crack over.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: If you wonder what a whacker is, it's that thing
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: that looks like it's shaped like a lawn more shall
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: we say, But it's just got a flat plate on
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: the bottom of it, sort of compactant gravel.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Will say, we've all seen the video for Satisfaction. We
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: know what a whacker plate is.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Oh you do you do? And if anybody wants, I
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: put up some fairly risky content myself while whacker plating
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: all the footpaths around this house. And in fairness a
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: lot of lads were like, any chance of go to
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: and that tells you everything you need to know. Dads
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: and kids would love to have a go This thing.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Just just none mention to kick back and watch mums driver,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: What can I tell you?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I think if we're going to stay on the full
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: full construction site, the full size team, or here's one
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: and this might be a left field, but I get
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: great satisfaction anytime I have to do something like this,
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: even though it might be a bit of an ikey one.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: But I think we could set it up so that
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: it's reusable and clean. I'm saying, uh, diner Rod Town,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: talk to me, so sore pipes blocked with green, funky gunk, clear,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: nickelodeon goop. Yeah, put a clear six inch pipes six
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: inch because stuff with moves six inch pipes all over
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: the place, all in the big spaghetti junction of pipes.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: And you have to say, and I'm not saying, just
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: rot at bear, you know, rotten it with just your
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: bear muscle. And you could send down you know, like
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: diner Rod have the rods that actually spin with water
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: heads on them, Yes, and you can actually un and
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: see it getting unclogged like the then your nasal passageways
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: of green snot snot land, do you know what I mean?
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: And you get to send these pipes down and will
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: it go the right way? Won't it go the right way,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: but you have to control it from the controller at
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: the back in the in the with a camera on
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: the front of it.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: We do go to a place up in Belfast called
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: W five and it's it's it's an area very like
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: this where you have to it's like vacuum tubes and
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: you can put in like a hanking'll you put in
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: the green hanking and you follow it round tubes and
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: all this kind of thing and where we'll come out
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: of all this kind of crack And it's like that
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: only with green sewerage.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, green sorage And basically you have to unclog and
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: then you get to send in a fake invoice at
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: the end.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Well, I've got one last one for you, Tom go on.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: It's one last week for diggiel And USA, and it's
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: the one place where they have not merged the worlds
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: of construction and theme parks, and that is in their
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: offerings for food and drink. They have traditional kiosks that
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: sell hot dogs, chips, scream candy, floss. You know exactly
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: what you would expect, right. I feel if you're in
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: a construction theme park, what you want is an actual
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: construction canteen. I'm talking about a shipping container. Yes, well,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: esb outlet to it and the dirtiest sink you've ever
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: seen in life, right, that got me.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: That got me.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: That's perfect. And the container itself is on like a
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: seven degree slant, so you're never comfortable in it.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there was enough blocks on the day.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: You're like, someone not lift this and put a fucking
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: block on wrap or a construction site, and we can't
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: build a container that sits flat on the fucking ground.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: And can I can I add one one?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Sorry?
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Go on?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: You continue?
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. And you're not getting hot dogs, and
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: you're not getting candy flowers, and the kids aren't getting
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: nuggets in a little thing. You're getting sandwiches wrapped in
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: ten file you're getting there's a borco boiler there that
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: looks like it's been kicked down a hill. You've got
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: delf mugs with that depth of dirt on the inside
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: of them, and you sit down in this and have
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: your sandwiches while a man sits beside you, smoking fags,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: telling racist jokes.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you kind of leaned into what I want
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: to do, you know, you know in Vegas, like you
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: can go and I think it's one and there's not
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: one to do. Maybe there is one double, but there's
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: definitely one in London now as well where you goin
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: the door and they abuse the head off you.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, they give you a dog's abuse.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Abuse, and it's all throwing the gear at gen
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: collinga prick and stuff like that. I think the same
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: could be used for like you know these like there's
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: a mamamea restaurant in London where you go and all
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: of a sudden, all the you know, and there's the
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: whole dining experience with faulty towers. Do a thing going
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: around Ireland where are the UK where you're sitting down
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: to an actual meal, but then it turns into a
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: faulty tower show where there's a rat on the table.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: And yes, I think the same thing could be employed
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: here with actors who are outlads off the site, do
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: you know, like and I'll hear it, tit hanging out
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: of a short because your man has enough buttons on
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: his sort arses stuck getting stuck in their face as
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: they swipe down along the back of the back of
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: your chair. There's our lads, like you said, rolling fags.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Besides just you know, yeah, yeah, slagging off the wife.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: There's two lads across the way speaking Polish and everything
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: and the look up but you and laugh and then
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: they'll come back to talking.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: But kids, this is where it's really for the kids, right.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not, you know, not saying the golden the back
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: of the golden Virginia that comes with every not. But
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: I think what we do is we allowed the kids
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: this is their save zone to course as much as
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: they like. Oh yeah, they never get at home, you
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? They can say they can curse everything,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: the weather, the job, everything.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Fool, the whole lot, the whole life cool again.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I think that's that's I think all around it. That
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: would I think that would send it to another level.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Like I think that. I think if you're going to
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: be bigger land, be bigger land, ladies and gentlemen.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: I have one final one before we say the day
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: to the lovely people. It's America.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: Chair.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: There's no holds bad in America. I think that we
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: can go to any level. They've got huge amounts of space.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: I was in construction for twelve maybe, I guess all
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: and all told, maybe fifteen years, right, Yes, now I
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: did a lot of fun things, a lot of dangerous things.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: But the greatest fun and the biggest thrill that I
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: ever ever got was getting to blow dynamite. Oh, I
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: got to press the buzzer on every Thursday that we're
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: we right during the tail end of the boom. We
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: were blessed in Limestone on a weekly basis to bait
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: the fucking bend. So we literally so you core down,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: you core down maybe a two inch maybe through to
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: three inch hole down with like a mobile. You know,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Pilo will say for all the words, it's like a digger,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: but it's got a big rod on the end of
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: it that it's got just drilling down into the ground.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: It comes back up and you drop down. If you imagine,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: do you know the sausage meat you can get in
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Elder or Dune's for when it comes to Christmas black
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: pudding size one, You drop one of them down with
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: an electrical charge wire plugged into it. You back all
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: the way back the fuck up, and then you get
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: to press the hooter first. And then you know from
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: ten seconds from the hooter, because I mean that build
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: some anticipation. The whole place is just so excited. Your
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: chest is gonna feel this, And then I get to
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: press the buttoner and everything rock moves. You feel like
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: a god. You literally get to move mountains in a
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: moment that have been sitting there for a millennia, millions
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: of years. You get to blessed rock. How good? And
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I mean that would feed the rock crusher.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: Then on top of it, oh, one hand washes the
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: other on here Tom, And even if even if you
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: even if you have to fake it a little bit,
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: if you have the key, yeah, you know, you press
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: it down and it blows like a big cloud of
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: dust or something up on that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: But like some child will be like, I blew that
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: shit up, baby, Yeah, yeah, I blew that.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Think about it. I mean people hire these tank things
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: in the UK to drive over all Courteenas and stuff
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: like that. Think about getting to bless some rock with dynamite.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I think we're I think we're I think we're giving
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: away too many of our good ideas here trying who
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: might save that for Tom and Jerry Land. That's that's
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: an incredible idea. A day at the quarry, a day
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: and there you go. That's what you call it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: None of this American the Blessed Chamber none of that
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: just a day.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just yeah, it's just yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: fire in the hole. But that that would be the
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: authentic construction. The only way the construction experience would be anymore.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: If you brought your family afford to Diggerland, USA for
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  Speaker 2: the day, and as you were driving away, you had
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: to drive past the kiosko a wheale man that came
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  Speaker 2: out and asked you, did you rob any tools? He
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  Speaker 2: checked the boot.
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  Speaker 3: I mean at first just add add a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of sausage, whole thing. He finds half a row of
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  Speaker 3: fourage leaded the boot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That say here, Now, if you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: A weekend, if you're doing a weekend, you have to
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  Speaker 3: do the safe pass and the that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, folks, we are going to let you know
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  Speaker 2: or both of us. I'm not sure which one, but
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  Speaker 2: we'll be back to regular schedule programming shortly tom Where
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  Speaker 2: can they listen to that?
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  Speaker 3: it on Spotify because that's the place where we're able.
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  Speaker 2: To get most interaction from the people.
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  Speaker 5: I e.
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  Speaker 2: Give us the five stars.
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  Speaker 3: We need those five stars to keep the polish shine,
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  Speaker 3: comment to which you can now do on Spotify. I
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  Speaker 3: am going to get to the bottom of the creator
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  Speaker 3: thing which we have to be able to put our
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  Speaker 3: videos direct to Spotify.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just not smart enough. And if something smarter than me.
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  Speaker 3: Which is highly likely, please let me know exactly how
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  Speaker 3: to do that. Other than that, share, It'd be fantastic
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  Speaker 3: if you shared it tell everybody about it.
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  Speaker 2: I can guaranee this is one we've all been the
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  Speaker 2: theme parks that didn't live up to our expectations. Let's
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  Speaker 2: all that. If your Diggerland UK and you feel slight
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: about this, throws a couple of free passes we'll go
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  Speaker 2: over to your place and maybe we'll talk about it
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  Speaker 2: next year.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Even to start on the on the lower levels, the
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: local levels, Leah, he's upen pharmatches see signs for all
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  Speaker 3: the time, which is in Middleton, East Cork. Apparently they've
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  Speaker 3: got a three ton cavoter. Jerry, we can go down
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  Speaker 3: and have a something out.
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  Speaker 2: Of three plugs on the Tom and Jerry show.
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  Speaker 3: No fair enough, fair enough, but I do like to
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: give honorable mentions. It's the good good juju Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I have timber sent off to the timber yard, and
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I'm probably going to go out now and drive a
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: couple of fence posts where the timber was sitting, because
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: I feel quite quite masculine after all that chat.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Well, Tom, it's very it's very possible. As this episode lands,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I I'm off in a sunny climate somewhere and my
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: wife is listening to someone saying missus McBride, come quick,
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  Speaker 2: your husband he very drunk.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't even have to be on holidays.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, take care everybody, Good luck,