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FULL SHOW: Standing To Attention · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hope I keep a big show, show show thanks
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  Speaker 1: to crave Worthy Street Food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome big show, really, Jason Holich might not and.
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  Speaker 3: Oh kid a your mad Barstard's great to have your
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  Speaker 3: company on this glorious Monday afternoon. It is the first
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  Speaker 3: of December twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, as
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  Speaker 3: always listening to the big show brought to you by Reburg.
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  Speaker 4: Gear, crave Worthy street Feud freshly made with Rebeer Gear.
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  Speaker 3: Ah are you rap?
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  Speaker 5: It is bloody, refreshing. It's not saber one yet because
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  Speaker 5: it's still obviously, you know, full summer time.
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  Speaker 6: But that excited and more swims.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna have an You're well to be honest, I
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  Speaker 3: think we'll be into some Reberg and ste right.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm sure you could get by.
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  Speaker 3: I'm able nor what oh too good?
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  Speaker 7: Speaking of I was worried though, man, yes, I was worried.
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  Speaker 7: Those guys have broken up. It looks like they're back together.
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  Speaker 7: It looks like it. That's great news. It's great stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Speaking of which Hew's life Magie, I'm going I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to say, man, I'm going pretty grass.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 7: You're mad dog yeah, good your six son of them
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  Speaker 7: b Yeah, good, beautiful weekend, beautiful weather. Look, we're in December, fellers, Yes,
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  Speaker 7: you know what that means. Man, it's Christmas time.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 7: We're going to hold off a little while on the
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  Speaker 7: Christmas content. We might wait until tomorrow. We'll see how
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  Speaker 7: we go. How are you feeling about being in December?
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  Speaker 3: Here, keysy, it's only what is it like, fifteen more
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  Speaker 3: shows to do for the year.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy sixteen because we're going to cover breacking. Oh shit,
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  Speaker 4: the last day of the year for them. I'm feeling great, man,
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  Speaker 4: December first, it's a beautiful day. There's nothing but a
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  Speaker 4: couple of months of beautiful weather and a lot of
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  Speaker 4: time off coming our way. Yeah, which I've stoked about.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in high spirits and I'm just ready to play
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  Speaker 4: some excellent tunes, you know, and love some great content.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff, man.
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  Speaker 4: How are you Jason?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Good?
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  Speaker 3: Thanks man.
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  Speaker 7: You're looking at my shirt there, I'm looking at it too,
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  Speaker 7: But there's no birds on it. There's some flowers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is my favorite shirt. Actually fits me so well,
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  Speaker 3: it makes me seems so good fellas. Hey, moggie, what's
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  Speaker 3: coming up on the show there, mate christ Man.
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  Speaker 4: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
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  Speaker 7: It's bloody exciting, fellas. We've got another competition and we
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  Speaker 7: just keep on piling them up, day after day, week
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  Speaker 7: after week, month after month. This time is an opportunity
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  Speaker 7: to win probably the greatest lazy boy ever created. It's
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  Speaker 7: pretty good. It's bloody amazing. Not only that, there'll be
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  Speaker 7: a little bit of a catch up on on Keezy
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  Speaker 7: who entered the Kiwi Pon competition over the weekend that
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  Speaker 7: was run by the ACC. We find out just how
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  Speaker 7: well he went. And outside of that, there's going to
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  Speaker 7: be a little bit of chat about school. I've absolutely flabbergasted,
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  Speaker 7: Moggi Minogi. My daughter is going back to school next year.
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  Speaker 7: Obviously they've got the school holidays and I am outraged,
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  Speaker 7: outraged by how long her break is. Yes, well, at
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  Speaker 7: the same time, absolutely thrilled that I get to spend
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  Speaker 7: some time with it.
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  Speaker 3: Ludicrous stuff. Hey, big shower head stage tune. In the meantime,
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  Speaker 3: here's food Fighters.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Archy.
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  Speaker 3: Pixis there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock and our
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  Speaker 3: old mad pugs Ahn he went to see the Pixie
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  Speaker 3: said they were great fellas.
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  Speaker 6: No chit chat on stage, just banging out the chin.
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  Speaker 7: That good man fellas on fuman. I found out today
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  Speaker 7: that my daughter Mogi Minogi, yes, the first of her kind,
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  Speaker 7: actually the only Mogi Minogi and a long line of Minogui's.
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  Speaker 4: Can we not just call it Moggi jr?
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  Speaker 7: Ummm, I think that gets confusing.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway, she goes to school, she's six and a half
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  Speaker 7: year at years at the moment, and she's about to
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  Speaker 7: have started her school holidays for Christmas. She breaks on
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  Speaker 7: the twelfth.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, now that's lucky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's about stay good. Yeah, that's pretty pretty good.
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  Speaker 7: It's not bad, it's pretty good, pretty good. But she
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  Speaker 7: comes back on the twelfth of February two months.
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  Speaker 3: It's an outrage. It's an outrage. It's bull shit.
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  Speaker 4: Was it was it always that long?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 7: We used to go back sort of sort of around
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  Speaker 7: the twentieth twenty fifth of jan give or tape depending
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  Speaker 7: on the day of the week. There kis you know
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  Speaker 7: what I'm saying There brother feels like they're really taking
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  Speaker 7: the purse out of us.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, there's a lot of learning, and this is the
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  Speaker 7: thing that worries me. Obviously. I feel like it's always
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  Speaker 7: a treat to hang out with my daughter at any
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  Speaker 7: opportunity that I get. But I'm just worried about the
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  Speaker 7: learning that she's missing out on. For learning, yeah, when I.
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  Speaker 3: You know, look back when I was a little nipper, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Christmas holidays, I was tough. I was an ugly little bastard.
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  Speaker 4: Be okay.
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  Speaker 3: Our Christmas break was five days for school, and I
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  Speaker 3: spent four of those in the mine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know, twenty fourth of December, yes, and then.
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  Speaker 3: We were back five days later.
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  Speaker 4: You were back at school in twenty ninth of December.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. New Year, Yeah, covet and soot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What were your mining?
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  Speaker 3: Coal?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, coal mining?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, Because I do recall, like when I
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  Speaker 4: was at high school and intermediate and primary school, and
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  Speaker 4: now I remember it being six weeks. Yes, six weeks
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  Speaker 4: is the amount that I had in my brain, and
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  Speaker 4: it always seemed like I was going to go on forever.
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  Speaker 4: But two months, two months was a bloody long term.
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  Speaker 4: Eight weeks. That's like nine weeks, and.
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  Speaker 3: You add on fifty teacher only days. They have no
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  Speaker 3: get me started. I mean, it's just an outrage. And
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  Speaker 3: I remember with all my girls, it was like, it's
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  Speaker 3: so great having the time with them and spending time
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  Speaker 3: with them. But two months, yeah, every day?
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  Speaker 7: Can I handle all that joy?
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  Speaker 3: It was my question, too much love going on.
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  Speaker 7: But I'm just sort of wondering whether it's it's my school,
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  Speaker 7: the school specifically that Moggie Minogui is at, or if
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  Speaker 7: other schools are sort of similar to that. So let
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  Speaker 7: us know on three four eight three how long your
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  Speaker 7: school holidays are? And look, what do you do with
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  Speaker 7: the little treasures? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well this is the thing. Make I mean, you've
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  Speaker 3: got your own stuff going on. You know, imagine when
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  Speaker 3: you've got four of them treasures that they are, and
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  Speaker 3: they're yelling and screaming and carrying on and bored and
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  Speaker 3: hungry and tired all day every day for two months.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, geez, I mean, it's it's a special time,
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  Speaker 3: but I mean they are treasures. I mean, I'm so lucky,
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  Speaker 3: I'm so blessed.
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  Speaker 4: Sees, you guys a couple of grumpy old Treasures.
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  Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
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  Speaker 3: Talking heads Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. The time is four twenty seven. Mogi is outraged,
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  Speaker 3: Little Moggi Minogi is about to start at Christmas holidays?
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  Speaker 3: What was it the twelfth of twelfth December through too
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  Speaker 3: the ninth of February. Outrageous.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a very long time.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 7: Look, I don't understand they have to have holidays, and
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  Speaker 7: I'm grateful that they do get holidays, but it seems
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  Speaker 7: like eight weeks. It's a long tight weeks is a
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  Speaker 7: long time. And then you come straight at the back
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  Speaker 7: of that. Somebody see us here on the text machine
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  Speaker 7: three four eight three. You come straight out of the
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  Speaker 7: back of the Christmas holidays and you're into the anniversary
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  Speaker 7: weekends en Zact Day and White Toy Day. Do Do
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  Speaker 7: Do Yeah, boom boom.
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  Speaker 4: It's weird because I love that we get three public holidays,
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  Speaker 4: you know at the end.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, of course, how many kids have you got
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  Speaker 7: to get? Zero?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So you don't like any public holidays either.
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  Speaker 7: Shocking bastards.
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  Speaker 4: Surely it's a great chance to catch up and really
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  Speaker 4: bond with your offspring. We've got someone who's keen to
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  Speaker 4: join us on the line, Tom from the Hawks Bay Today.
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  Speaker 2: Mate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks Tom?
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  Speaker 4: Hey Tom, what do you do for a crust man?
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  Speaker 3: I'm a school teacher, boys, Yeah, massive backbone?
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  Speaker 4: Have you got a bone to pick?
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  Speaker 2: Tom? I'm just curious that you seem to take umbrage
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  Speaker 2: with looking at a couple of bags, you know, over
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  Speaker 2: the holidays, and teachers have to look after one hundred
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  Speaker 2: of the every day.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah that's right, man, there, absolutely right. I guess the
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  Speaker 7: difference in Jace you pointed this out is that you
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  Speaker 7: guys get paid for it.
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  Speaker 2: But you know we're just you know, giving these kids
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  Speaker 2: aspiration and hope for Well.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that, yeah, I mean that's not your job, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: And Tom, you know, what's what's the set up in
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  Speaker 3: your school? When do you break for Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Will we break on the twelfth? Yeah? Yeah, but we're
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  Speaker 2: back on the twenty eighth of January, So it's a
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  Speaker 2: twelve the twelfth of debris that seems.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe that it's long, isn't It's scene?
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  Speaker 7: I completely agree with you it is a bloody long time.
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  Speaker 3: But it does also feel the name of the stool.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll get my CV.
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  Speaker 3: Because Kezy was saying off here just before that re teachers.
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  Speaker 3: He can't believe the amount of time off they get
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  Speaker 3: in holidays, and he was fum and.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, I get it from my friends as well. Ah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there are all four teachers until the holidays.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 4: You hear that, Kezy hard out man. Well, Tom, tay
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  Speaker 4: you next time you're on holiday man, which is all
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  Speaker 4: the time by the sounds of it, you can enjoy
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  Speaker 4: some rebigger mat because we're going to send you out
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  Speaker 4: fifty dollars about you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you legit and thank you so much. That's fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks brother.
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  Speaker 6: We will do anything for our teachers, won't.
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  Speaker 7: We feel absolutely And it is a it's an honorable
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  Speaker 7: It's an honorable job, without a doubt. I do just
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  Speaker 7: wander how how the goalpost has shifted so much from
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  Speaker 7: when we were younger, because it was a much shorter
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  Speaker 7: period over there, over that summer break.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm just looking at a calendar now, when should.
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  Speaker 7: These another one of those busy calendars.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know how I'll put that one away.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get up my phone calendar.
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  Speaker 3: There we go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would prefer to use the busy calendar. So
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  Speaker 4: when would you prefer the holidays start? Would they? Should
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  Speaker 4: they start? December twelfth?
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  Speaker 7: I think a week before. I think a week before nineteenth,
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  Speaker 7: So that's when I'm working.
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  Speaker 4: Till yep, Friday the nineteen. Yeah, yeah, okay, so that's
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  Speaker 4: where the holiday should start. And when should they be
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  Speaker 4: back at school? I'm going fifth of Gen Monday, the
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  Speaker 4: fifth of Gen. Straight back to school.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, back into it, start learning. You don't think that's
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  Speaker 3: too early, no, man, get them in there right well.
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  Speaker 7: They love it. They love learning, that's the thing. Being
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  Speaker 7: at home, they don't like it, that's the thing. They'd
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  Speaker 7: rather be at school with your mates. When I was
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  Speaker 7: a kid, that's what I prefer. I mean, I think
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  Speaker 7: you could get away with even the twenty third for
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  Speaker 7: a mets say what see? I mean? But back on
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  Speaker 7: the twenty six, sorry, which would be Monday, the twenty six.
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  Speaker 7: Can I just say to me, as what I said,
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  Speaker 7: that's six weeks.
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  Speaker 3: That's agent that's As a kid, I always found it
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  Speaker 3: hard being at home and holidays too, because I couldn't
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: smoke with Darriies. Oh you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Oh God, when does school start again?
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: So I can go behind the back of the cricket
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  Speaker 3: nets there and smoke a few days old?
• 11:24
  Speaker 7: Were you when you started sex?
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in four.
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  Speaker 3: On Radio Holarky Green Day. There on the Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly four
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  Speaker 3: point fifty one. Let's talk TV.
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  Speaker 8: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue, Sir.
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  Speaker 7: I watched a movie on Apple TV Fellows. It was
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  Speaker 7: called Highest to Lowest, directed by Spike Lee, starring Denzel Washington.
• 12:08
  Speaker 7: The Old the Old duo back together again. They've done
• 12:11
  Speaker 7: a few movies together, of course, over the years. And yeah,
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  Speaker 7: this one is about Here's the Overview and a powerful
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  Speaker 7: music mogul is targeted by a ransom plod. He is
• 12:20
  Speaker 7: forced to fight for his family and legacy while jammed
• 12:23
  Speaker 7: up in a life or death moral dilemma. Wow, tough stuff.
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  Speaker 7: So he thought of the head of like a deaf
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  Speaker 7: jam sort of thing. Black music, you know, soul and
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  Speaker 7: rap and all sorts of stuff like that. This movie
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  Speaker 7: is absolutely atrocious. It is one of the worst ridden
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  Speaker 7: worst acted, even just a direct It's so bad, dude,
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  Speaker 7: I can't tell you how bad this.
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  Speaker 4: I lost respect for Denzel obviously he's the man. But
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: after Gladiated Too, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 7: People were like, oh it was Robie should have been
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  Speaker 7: nominated for an Academy Award. He was horrendous of that film.
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  Speaker 7: He was in a completely different film.
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  Speaker 3: Both of us.
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  Speaker 7: Those films were shit.
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  Speaker 4: He's a legend, he is, yeah, he is, he absolutely is.
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  Speaker 7: But this is so bad. It's weird because he's a
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  Speaker 7: music nogul, so you would think, and it's said in
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  Speaker 7: New York as all spoke Lee's films are, so you
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  Speaker 7: would think it would have that kind of music in it,
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  Speaker 7: like rap, you know, all that sort of stuff, which
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  Speaker 7: Spike Lee's films always does. Instead it has some kind
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  Speaker 7: of library shit orchestra stuff like it is an abomination.
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  Speaker 7: This film.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, do not watch it. I didn't.
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  Speaker 7: I couldn't even get to the end of it. It was
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  Speaker 7: so bad. It's got eighty four percent on roden Tomatoes,
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  Speaker 7: five point six on IMDb. Man, yeah, I was just
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  Speaker 7: blown away. I was shocked. So I'd love to hear
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  Speaker 7: from somebody who've seen it and like to let me
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  Speaker 7: know what I'm missing. It's on Apple TV and it's
• 13:42
  Speaker 7: called highest to Lowest Highest how many half. There is
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  Speaker 7: nothing I can say that would recommend that you spend
• 13:50
  Speaker 7: a second watching that film. That's how bad that film?
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  Speaker 4: Is that the first ever zero busies out of five?
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  Speaker 7: I think it might be Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I
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  Speaker 7: say that, but I also want able to watch it
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  Speaker 7: to see if I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not going to, but I'm going to take
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  Speaker 3: your word for it.
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  Speaker 4: What does he have to say for you to watch something,
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  Speaker 4: because when you see something's really good, you also won't
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  Speaker 4: watch it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually I take umbrage with that. Keezy. Just the
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  Speaker 3: other day my wife said to me, oh, I said,
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  Speaker 3: oh we should watch bah blah blah, and she went, oh,
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  Speaker 3: is that another Magie recommendation? Is it? Well?
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  Speaker 6: Yes it is actually, and now we have similar tastes and.
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  Speaker 3: Watch pluibus.
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  Speaker 4: I stand corrected.
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  Speaker 6: So actually it's the other way round.
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  Speaker 3: I often watch what Moggie recommends and what you recommend
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  Speaker 3: to that What was that Australian comedy Class.
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  Speaker 4: D Class No I watched at the start of this
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  Speaker 4: year and you didn't watch any of it.
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  Speaker 3: It was so good. Jeezus restored my faith and comedy.
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  Speaker 3: That show. If you haven't seen it up Upper Middle
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  Speaker 3: clas Is Bogan, we've been Yeah. How many busies to
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  Speaker 3: give it?
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  Speaker 4: Five bogan?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, four point seven buzzies? How Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Did you watch anything over the weekend? Do you know
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  Speaker 4: what I watched?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Always man, so I love it.
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  Speaker 4: There's a British comedy set. We've been watching it for
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: a week while the British well, it's just the best
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  Speaker 4: comedy it is. Yeah, it's called Here We Go, and
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: there's three seasons of it on TVs in plus, and
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  Speaker 4: we're probably averaging one episode a week, just every now
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  Speaker 4: and then, a little twenty five minute episode. Every now
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  Speaker 4: and then they have an episode where it's really stressful.
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  Speaker 4: Not for me, I think it's entertaining, but my wife
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: gets stressed out by it, like she's, oh my god,
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: it's so stressful. How useless they are?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: It was one of those last night where they all
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: got locked inside their house, right, and then ironically they
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: were late to an escape room that they had booked.
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  Speaker 4: You know, a funny plot. They couldn't even escape their
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: own house.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it, but she was.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Getting really stressed out because it was just like, why
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: don't they just do this, this, this, and this, and
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: they just wouldn't do it. Yeah, So I give the
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: show a good four busies out of five that episode, though,
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: but to stressful three out of five. Here we Go
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: TV and Z Plus.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Probably the good stuff, Siri, Here we go TV, TV
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: and Z Plus.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: Please remind me tonight at about eight point thirty go.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: F yourself the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: Tune in four on Radio.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Hod Ache Blue. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon, the time being four fifty eight.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Hey fellers, in the next hour, we're gonna be playing
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: a Cuticle which sounds like this green Day, jus, the packing,
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Sublime Cage, the Elephants and more.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: You know that.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: No call now to win a trip to the iHeartRadio
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Alter Ego Festival in Los Angeles.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: That's one one hundred hodakihundred Houduky that is going to
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: be playing at some stage in the next hour. Yes, Okay,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: that wasn't it. That was just me letting you know
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: what it sounds like.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: So cool.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Now, don't call now. Cool now, Rob hang up, don't now,
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: do not call right now? That is going to play
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: it in the next sort of thirty forty minutes, right, okay,
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: So if you hear it, give us a call straight away.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Oh eight hundred, Hoduck. And you want to make me
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: flying direct to la to witness all those fantastic stopovers.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they go on the draw then, Kes, Is that
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: what you're saying?
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: That's right?
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good stuff. Hey plenty coming up after five
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: o'clock A question I want to ask you, fellows about
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: my appearance. Just get your view on it.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Can't wait for that.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: The Hdiking Big Show with Jon, Mike and Keysy. Tune
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodiky.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through your
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Monday tickety boo. You're listening to the Big Show, brought
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• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Just quickly. They want to know which one of these
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: two we prefer? So do you like that one?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Or would you prefer this one?
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I like them all. Really, I was saying to
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Pugson today, has he made another one because I love
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: them so much, and he had he lied to me.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: He said, no, I haven't, but he lied didn't because
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: he was the swimming one that you played earlier really
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: good incidentally fell Its just another reminder. Please if you
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: could send me your account deats so I can pay
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: you that money.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: I've already told you I don't want it the payment
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: for me of that fifty dollars? Is you shutting up
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: about it? How I want my fifty.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Okays, the payment for mine?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: I really want you to double down on it and
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: just go on and on and on and never ever
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: get it and never ever get it right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: That's it? What tonight? Right? I'm going to get some Rebourger, right,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: and you're going to pay me what a HUNDI?
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: Is that right?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: You wanted to double down? He wants to double down. Yeah,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: we won't do it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: The original bit was you saying that you're gonna get
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: reburg and I said, I bit fifty bucks. You're not
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: going to know.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: I said I'd be at fifty bucks and you said
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: I'll double that.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And it's been over a week. You still haven't
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: had any Reburger.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, I have no, Yes, I where's the proof in
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: my in my proof, I mean, I'm not going to
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: bring my stool in for you to sort of flick
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: through to sort of confirm that I've had it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I want to just flick through.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: I'd rather just see your receipts of it's or good
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: rather than go through your feces.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Why would you flick through it like a book?
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: No, with like a pin or something, a pin just
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: It right with the pin after it's got feces.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: On it, you can, you know, actually actually screw it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Bring it in. I want to check stunted a pilot.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think so.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: The whole archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: tune in four on radio.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Dudes on the radio, Holdarky Big Show this Monday afternoon,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: the time being seventeen minutes past five o'clock.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: You know how I'm always sending you guys dick pics.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, haha.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: I saw something in the news today that makes me
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: think maybe there's something wrong with it?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Is it breaking news? No?
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: Okay, oh maybe it is. I don't know, Yeah, sure
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: it is.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: He's breaking news.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: There's a fellow that works for the New Zealand Defense
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: for so I assume he's in the army or something
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: like that, but he's quite high up there. Anyway, he's
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: seeing a photo of his dude dude to somebody, and
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: apparently it was consensuble. So the other person was like, hey,
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: you got any of those photos of your handy and
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: if so, can you send one through. Well, he's done it,
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: but he's taken a photo of his while he is
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: in full uniform sands, pants and shoes, pants or shoes on,
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: no pants or shoes on, but he has is there
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: for all to see. And he isn't fully in uniform
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: with his insignias, his rank, his name is on the
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: front as well. I'm not going to name him here.
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: I think it's any of my business. But it was
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: fully consensual. But there's a bit of an uproar because
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: people think that he should be shouldn't have been promoted
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: to the next job that he got. And I was
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: thinking to myself, jez if I was going to get,
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: you know, stopped from being promoted. Every time I've seen
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: a dick pick yeah jeez.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Well that's the thing, right, because you know
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: the news that these days is full of sickos. Every
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: day you click through this sickos on there. I read
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: this article about this guy and I think that's not
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: that's he's not even being a picko. He's obviously sing
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: to his partner consensual. That person was after a photo
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: of his downstairs.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Thank you? Do you have one on hand at the moment,
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: hanging out for one?
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: And he says no, but I'm just in a uniform.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: But I can just drop trou and do one here please.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: In hand, because the headline that I'm seeing says an
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: army boss sent a dick peck in uniform. It didn't
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: stop him getting a top job. To me, makes it
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: seem like it's to somebody that didn't want to receive it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: But it was consensual.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and the other thing the thing that I
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: did considering this was maybe it was an army issue phone,
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: and they went, you can't, fellows, you can't be sending
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: dick pics on yes, like you on the on the
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: computer there, akeasy at work.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: You have to be very careful, don't you.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: About what we're looking at, especially the recommendations that Mogi
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: gives us.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: Look at this, I've got block.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: You've had blocked him, good idea, and look at them.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: And that's the thing. I don't think that really is
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: a huge piece of news.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Huge.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: It might have been, it was, it's a huge piece
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: of news. I don't think. I didn't see it, but
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: it doesn't seem to me like it's a huge piece of.
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: You know, look, neither do I look at There's there's
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: some things that deserve people being fired, but I don't
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: think we can be complaining about that, can we?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Hey, I was just thinking it's kind of appropriate,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: you know that he's in the army, sends a dick
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: pecked standing to attention.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Have you seen it?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Yes? Well I asked him if you had one handy?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Oh wow?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: What did you want it for?
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Just to look at, just to have Oh wow?
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, So I had no issue with it.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: You liked it. It was pretty impressive.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Did you ask him to be wearing like his medals
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: and stuff?
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Hell? You?
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: And what did you send him back?
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: A salute?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Mike and Kezy Tune in
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hodarchi.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Kings of Leon. There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: You sound weird? Have you got a mouthful of chips
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: What come on?
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Keezy Fellas got a bit of a confession to make.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Recently. I don't know how it actually ended up happening,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: but I had Kiwi's kiwis Keezy's Keysy's golf bag in
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: the back of my car.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: That's right, because it was last week we were playing
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: that game out down in Packet, I believe it was, yes,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: and I was going in with the Houcky team in
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: a smaller vehicle. So the night before I was like, jaseed,
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: can I just check my clubs in your car?
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: You just bring them out with.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And then I took them home after the match
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: as well.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: But I'd forgotten. I'd forgotten that your car had been
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: broken into and your trunder had been stolen before. Yes,
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: So that was something I've I completely forgot about.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Well, that was the first thing that annoyed me, because
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: I got home and I was like, I was going
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: to leave them in the car there, Mogan, I went, oh,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: it's west Auckland, man, it's a wild, wild West. I
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: can't afford to get Keysy's beloved you know, club stolen.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: So I took his bag out of my car and
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I was just sitting in my my son lounge there
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: and I'm I'm a curious fellow, and here's one has
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: got so many more pockets r than my one, and so.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: I was just curious, and you went through my bag.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I have to admit that I had a bit of
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: a tuttu, a bit of a look a look see
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: in his bag. And Jesus, it was kind of scarring.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: And some of the stuff I found in his little
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: pockets was really shook me up, to be honest.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Sounds like you found a few of my scorecards.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a couple of those, ye, Jesus, shocking.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: And one side pocket there was like a penthouse and
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: a mayfair all stuck together, and just these horendous old
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: porn magazines. And I was like, what a weird place
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: to stash them, you know what I mean.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Totally, that's a really weird place.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Why would you put them there? Why not under the
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: mattress or something like that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: Just go through everything else that you found in there,
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: and at the end will ask CAZy why.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: Okay, this one sort of shook me up a bit.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: It was just where they keep the teas his wedding ring,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: and I was like, what wi is his wedding ring
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: and his golf there, so just confuming.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not allowed to say anything until he's fish sake
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: that were stuck together at my wedding ring. Yes, okay, sure.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: And then another one on another little side pocket, a
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: little hippie of whiskey, little hip flask. A couple of
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: empty ones in there as well, Yes, open up another one.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Some edible connies, edible connies, well flavored like rather Joey's.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the flavored I think it was flavored. Yeah,
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: flavored banana. I mean, I mean, if you're going to
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: go for a flavored Connie, Yeah, why would you go banana?
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: Of all.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Things?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: And just on the other and just in the other
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: sort of side pocket, there was just a lot of
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: sort of damp tissues. Rise how you found Yeah, I
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: had balls and teas and so there was some gold.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: There was some gold stuff, but I was shocked by
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: how little gold stuff there wasn't there.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, you should have you should
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: so speak to this kezy, but we've run out of time.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Well, to be honest, I was all I was going
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: to say is get your freaking hands out of my
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: golf bag.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: in four on Radio Hocky.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Hurry in there on the radio Wacky Big Show this
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. We've got some people to put in the
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: draw founders for the Alter Ego fist tickets.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: That's right, iHeartRadio Alter Ego. It's happening in La January seventeenth,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: twenty twenty six at the key Of Forum some of
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: the biggest names and alternative rock. We're talking Green Day, Sublime, Caseus,
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: the Elephant, and Elephant plenty more as well. Or if
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: it does, listen out for that cuter call which did
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: just play. So let's go to the lines of the Feelers. Kyler,
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: your mayor, Barsett, how's life?
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Oh hey, how's it going? Yeah? Good thing, Kyler. What
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: do you do for a crust Kyler?
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm operations.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: And you like your gigs?
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Do you most of the time?
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: What about to do? What about going to gigs?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, we do like to go to gigs.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: My my daughter's a mess of Green Day Ben and
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: she's sitting here.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: So yeah, she's super excited to be in the drawer.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: What's her name?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Till? Tilly?
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: Congrets Tilly, you're mad ad bastard.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: You're in the drawer.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in the drawer.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: You're well done, Tilly.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: So you hold the line there and Kyler and old
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: puckstandl grab your details. Let's also go to who we
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: got there?
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good afternoon, Tracy. What do you do for
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: a crust? As little as possible? That's a good editude
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: to her, especially as we're hitting into summer a Tracy.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: Well, we need it, don't need.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: It, Tracy, between you and me, few beers, brother, Why
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. You're also in the drawer to
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: hit over to l A.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Alright, have nice one, thanks men, And we got gets another.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: One in the drawer.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: What we got to get it to Tracy again?
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: No, no, we've got Sith from Auckland on the line. Sith, good,
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: how you going?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not too bad in yourself?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, life's tickety boo. What do you do for a christ?
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Sith?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Ah, do a bit of a deedel mechanic for a crust?
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Bang bang do douche drill drill.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty much what sums up. He's a mechanic,
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: isn't it all right? Sith? So if we chuck in
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: the draw and you happen to win this prize, make
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: going to l A seeing these bands? Who would you
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: take with you?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Got to be my girlfriend?
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Ah two name brother.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: And she can't make it, then I'll be the best mate.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: My missus is my best mate. So that's weird. But Seth, Hey,
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: congrats mate, you're in the drawer.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you very much. I love you. I like
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: the name Seth. Got a bit of a mad dog
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: about it. Yeah, Seth is your wife? Your best mate?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Is she keasy?
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: That's nice?
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: The Huarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Space Hog There on the radio Holdarkey Big Show This
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Monday afternoon.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Fellas I followed some advice of Old Mogi's over the weekend.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Jesus hell, were you thinking genuinely the first time I've
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: ever done it? Yes, didn't go well. Got a phone
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: call from my wife fewman, She's like, who the hell
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: thought that would be.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: A good idea?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: And then I was like old Mogi She's like classic
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I had. I had tree sap on my pants.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, are you in this tree sap?
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Man, honestly sticky bastard, and like cutting that, cutting that
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: the branches off the tree last week and letting it
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: fall on some clothes I actually want to wear again
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: was one of the worst mistakes I've made.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: I can't believe you did that. My advice here would
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: be to use old clothes. Yeah, so you don't mind
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: getting tree sap on. See, that's good advice.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: I've got gardening sort of clothes that I just chuck
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: on when I'm gardening.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah right, they got pictures of birds and shit. Yeah right, yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: it makes sense.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: But yeah, so I was wearing a long sleeve shirt,
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: some shorts both covered and tree sap couldn't get the
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: tree sap off. Mogi, in his infinite wisdom, fired up
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: chat GPT and found out the way to get rid
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: of it is to put a solvent on it, well
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: specifically IC a propyl ice prop alcohol.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: That's right, yeah right, And that's not what you did.
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: You thought you go with something that was kind of
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: closed enough, but not what moke. And then for not
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: following the instructions.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: One of the one it was like I was a
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: proper alcohol or not. It was like all you could
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: potentially put these things on, and I was like, I don't.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Actually I went and cheapd my ice proper alcohol fresh
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: out right. The bottle is obviously leaked or something that
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: was all gonee.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: If you didn't have any of that, I wouldn't gone
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: for anything else.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: It would have been shock.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you would have ruined your shorts, did you?
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: No, It turns out turps doesn't ruin shorts are good.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: So I put turps on my shorts and scrubbed it,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: and then put turps on my shirt thanks Jay's shirt.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: I couldn't remember the word shirt scrubbed it as well. Yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: and now all of our clothes smell like turps?
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Did you run it through the washing machine? Yeah? You
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: shouldn't have done that. You should have called me, kizy,
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: what are you thinking?
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: I would have let them say so, like all your
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: wife's stuff as well.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Through All of our clothes smell like turps.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: That's right, because I remember you.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Put them in. There were andies and other clothing like
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: my mostly my undies.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, but like yeah, yeah, others. You know, everyone's clear,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: they all smell like turps. Right, And now she's like,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: what are our close smell like turps? And I was like, right.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: So you lied to your wife to get away with
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: the fact that you had a shock at your shocking.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 33:28
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• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I can welcome back here thenards, hope your Monday night's
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  Speaker 3: going along very nicely. Indeed, do you're listening to the
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  Speaker 4: Serving good times and good feud dining or takeaway Reburg
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  Speaker 4: Gear today?
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: It's I'm sorry, I really need help. I just I
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: just I think it's really important and everyone knows just
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: how delicious Rainburger is because obviously it is the same
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: craft of the released load of fries and my hate
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: I just load and the change in the game because it's.
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: That idiot should be arrested for wasting police time.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I agree with that.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: Actually, now that's fine. We all we all know bigger
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: delicious and everyone should have it. But you don't waste
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: one one one time.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, idiot, that's that's not okay as far
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: as I'm I'm expecting, and I know they run off
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: their feet.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: Those people are very busy because they're so popular, very
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: busy down there not on.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, very confusing. But Mogi in the middle of
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: our yard just stood up, threw a rugby ble across
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: the room and sat back down again.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: We're like, what the hell was that?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: That was some of the most that was ridiculous, ship
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: I've seen weird.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: I just said, Mike Cosking the puppet over there steing
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: at me, and I wanted to head him in his
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: vacant eye.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: There also we have a puppet of Mike Hosking. It's
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: very confusing for the audience.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: Yes, with a whole for an eye.
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: But regardless, I appreciate the person's attempt to get more
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: people along to eat some reboot because Jesus.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Good Man, Yeah, it's delicious stuff.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Actually, oh Jack, I'm not interested.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: What do you like?
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Ever? Clear?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: In on radio. Indeed the killers there on the radio
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Darchy Big Show. There's Monday Evening now, isn't it Failers?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: It certainly is. Jason, do you like cheers?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: What kind?
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: I'm a big fan of hip hep parades? Oh yeah,
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: you has?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: What about when you both got a drink and then
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: you knock your glasses together like.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: The sitting ones as well.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one that's kind of the one I was
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: talking about. It's like it's a style of cheer Oh right,
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: okay recliner Oh nice? Yeah, yeah, because it might you
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: might have noticed in the corner of the studio there
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: as a brand new Lazy Boy Neo X power recliner. Yes,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: you notice that power recliner it is.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I've noticed Moggi power reclining on it often. Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: The reason it's a power recliner because it has controls
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: on the side. Mogi, you're the one that's been going.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what it's got. It's got a remote control,
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: so normally you just have the controls on it, and
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: maybe it does, but all I can feel when I
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: reach down there is a remote control that you can
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: take out and then recline with.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: I don't know why that you don't just have it
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: on the side, and maybe it is also on the side.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: It's also got a iPad holding.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Thing it does, a drink holder and a drink holder
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: and I think what is also a phone charger.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: So here's the fullest of Neo X Power recliner features.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: All right, it's got a seat cutting it has got
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: a seat Moggie, well done, cutting edge comfort technology for
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: ultimate relaxation in every seat. I guesses if you've got
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: the couch version, hands free wireless remote lets you recline effortlessly,
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: no effort. Yeah no, if it was so, I.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: Think the problem with that is if you're anything like me,
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: you're going to lose that. But there's also I think
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: there's also another option there, but it sort of sticks
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: in the pretty snugly.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: The built in wireless charging pad keeps devices powered and ready. Yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: see iPhone and iPad holders and sure entertainment is always
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: at hand.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Cup holders keep drinks secure while you kick back. Iconic
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: lazy Boy rocket and power recline features included adjustable headress,
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: lumbar support for personalized comfort, Comfort Neo X combined Style
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Tech and Lazy Boy Comfort.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: The lumbar supporters out of this world.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: It sounds like the kind of chair where they're trying
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: to design it so you never get out of it again,
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So you just turn into
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: an enormous.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: Sloth, You become part of You become part.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: Of the chair, and people just bring you drinks and stuff.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: It just needs a bog built into it. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: we are celebrators. We've teamed up with Lazybold to celebrate
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: the launch of the new Neo X Power recliner in
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: New Zealand. If you are keen to win this exact cheer,
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: the one that Mogie sits in all the time and
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Ja says poohs about a lot, then text the word
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: lazy to three four a three, get yourself in the
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: drawer and we'll be audishing that sucker out to someone's they.
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: And just to be certain, Keysy, that's an l a
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: z why because I know lazy boy. They've got a
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: different spelling of lazy traditionally.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: That's a really good point, Mogi, lazy boy. It's about
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: la dash big z ah. But text lazy the word
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: lazy l a z y to three four eight three.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Long Live the lazy.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Now. Actually I might get one of those in my house,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: just to you know, chill out, eat my crackers, crack,
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: watch my muck bang videos.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darkey.
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• 38:42
  Speaker 3: This beautiful Monday evening, Let's give out some advice sixteen.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Get in touch with the failers. It is a really
• 38:56
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• 38:59
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• 39:06
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• 39:08
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• 39:10
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• 39:12
  Speaker 4: we still signed up to porn hab No? No, because
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: then we didn't Actually they didn't go all the way
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: with that because we had to type in a verification
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: number that they emailed to us. Yeah, and Pugsy was
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: trying to put the code in.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Did he just put his own in?
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: But he actually put his own in, So he's now
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: signed up. Okay, so he seems stoked about it. Good
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: a feelers. I'm in a bit of a peckle and
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: I need some advice. My partner and I have been
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: together for ten years and have a beautiful ten month
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: old daughter. My daughter, Anonymous Jr. Is an absolute gym
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: of a baby, sleeps through the night, loves all the
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: food we chuck at her, and it's just a backbone.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: My daughter has essentially convinced my partner that if we
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: have more babies, they will be just like her. Don't
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: get me wrong, i love my daughter very much and
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: I'm more than happy to practice making a baby, but
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not convinced that the next baby will be a
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: little chef question mark. What if they grow up and
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: all they want to do is film me working on
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: their car and brag that they did it on social media.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Any advice from you feelers would be great. Ps. My
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: missus hates the show but thinks Heidi j sounds hot.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I told her he's thirty nine.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Loll lo. Yeah, well, that's a very good question.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: It is, really, isn't it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: My daughters came at such a rate that I never
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: really had to sort of ponder that question.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: And it had been a busy day as well, and.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: It had been a busy day. My eldest was pretty chill.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: My second born was. She was a bit more taxing
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: as a baby, sleep and all that sort of stuff.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: Third was very chill, Fourth was very chill.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: So when you had your second one and the second
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: one was a bit more full on, just as you
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: were like, hey, maybe we shouldn't have another kid, there
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: was already another kid pretty much being born.
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, traditionally, pretty much. Traditionally, they're never going to be
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: the same. Traditionally you get one that's one way and
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: might be a chakra, and then the next one is
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: all good. Mine was all good, but not enough to
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: make me want to have another one. Yeah, I did
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: want another one for a long time. It would have
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: been great, yes, and now you know yeah, yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Well I was very lucky in the sense it pretty
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: much over all of my girls were pretty chill.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Right, So you're saying it is possible to have four
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: chill girls.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Very very possible. I mean they're not chill. Now.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: I think you should. If you're going to do it,
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: do it now, get it done, and you'll be sweet mate.
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: Everybody you know people have kids all the time. You sweet,
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: skill over and done with. Now it will suck, And honestly,
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: it's going to suck. For about four years.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: You were quite.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: That's just how it is, man, It's just going to suck.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Does cook like a cough, Yeah, yeah, you were quite.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: He used to spew up your busy milk all but yeah,
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: exactly on your mum's nune, your mum's shoulder there quite.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: The opposite, Jason, don't knowho you're thinking of. Maybe pugs,
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: But apparently I just drank busy milk and slept and
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: there was a and just put it away like.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: A yeah, man, backbone. Actually that makes sense, Keezy.
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: Scalded, passed out.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: I've seen you and.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: I've seen you in the pub, so you know that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I sculled buzzy milk and then sleep a lot. Yeah,
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: it's good advice.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: You just do it.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're say for four years it's going to be hell,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: but it's like there must be some enjoyable parts of it.
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, not really though, Yeah, I mean before it
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: gets really good and they's become their own people and
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: a bit more independent, and you're not having to carry
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: around you know, you don't have to buy a car
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: to take all of the stuff around that you need
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: for them. Times too, like it's it's a horrid a
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: thing to do. I'll tell you what it really is.
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: And it does get better, and it does get good.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: But you've got no idea how hard it is. Absolutely none.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: It doesn't matter how much I say it or whatever,
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: it's not you're gonna go. And you see, there's a
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: lot of med men, you got no idea?
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, okay, so your advice is to get it
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: over and done with.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: Because it's too late now, yeah, is that one you
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: might as a way to get it done?
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Does that make you feel more or less like having
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: little Keys? Key?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: It doesn't really impact me at all.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: Because it's going to happen regardless.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is what it is, the.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Do you get your mad?
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: It's the Big Show done and justed for your Monday night?
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: What's the podcast out? Clip? Today? Keys?
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: That was one of the best we've ever done, otro.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: It was pretty good.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Today was not as filthy as it's been in the
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: last Actually, we should have put a warning on it,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: do you think so?
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: I thought we should have.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: That's like three warnings in the last five points a lot.
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: But it was it wasn't as bad as the other side.
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: I don't think you guys thought it was as bad.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: But I was thinking, geez, I wouldn't want my kids
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: to listen to this in the car. So just if
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: you have listened to it, and obviously this isn't at
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: the front of the podcast. But if it were, it
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: would be saying, Taylor's to this with the kids around shocking. Yeah, shock,
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: I can't remember anything we see it, but no, I
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: neither can.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Well, here's a clip. The body comes out tonight at
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: seven thirty, but this clip is entitled stitch Up. A
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: glass might have been smashed on the ground and then
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: man's missus took a photo of it and then sent
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: it to my missus, who was in bed, saying, come
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: get your man's he's making a miss And then my
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: wife called me and was I'm coming to pick you up,
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: and I was like, why are you going to pick
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: me up? I'm wanting to left home soon with Isaac.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: It's just like, okay, are you sure you're all goods.
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: Like, yeah, it's no good when people you're hanging out
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: with a text and your missus and because they want
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: you out of the group fun.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: It's actually a shocker. It was all in. It was
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: all in good fun.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, laughing, Yeah, I was laughing.
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: I was cracking up.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a few smashed glasses. It doesn't matter who he is.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: It just didn't seem that bothered, No, exactly, just pretty
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: chill actually, hey, moggie, what's your plans for the night.
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: Am I'm going to ride my pushbike home? Man about
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: there tomorrow and my bicycle there. You're my healing ten
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: speed and I just enjoy I'm enjoying my evenings at
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: the moment. They go quite late. Yes, they go quite late.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: So there'll be a bit of me man, and I'll
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: probably watch something on the old Telly. I don't know,
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: just chilling in the evenings.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Nice. What about you? What's for tea? Keasy?
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Well, my wife's got touched tonight, so I'm making chicken
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: spicy chicken wraps, wraps like burritos. Yeah, I know them,
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: but I'm just sort of freestyling them. Oh you're all see,
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I can't do that when i'm cooking. I need to
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: have the recipe. Can you make a rap without sort
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: of having any kind of recipe? Yeah? Yeah, you can
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: sort of just freestyle a weait like those, A few
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: veggies and stuff in there, carrots.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: No squash, No, not a squash.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: You made it out.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: What are you doing tonight? Jason?
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: Banana?
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna put banana and my rap?
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: What am I doing tonight? I'm very much in the
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Mogi mode, sort of chilling, just hanging out, you know, eating.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: A bit of food, just chatting, watching a bit of
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: TV myself, some spicy chicken.
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: Raps, oh yeah yeah, just choking a bit of stuff
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: from there.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: Can you do that without a recipe as well?
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be delicious. Rest Or Thive I
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: always thie easy.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: See you tomorrow at four