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#175 - NFL Hall of Fame, Gambling, & Human Connection · The Chris and Mike Show

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  I got crazy. You got crazy.
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  That's that. That was an old, I think that's
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  when Skyler turned 21 and she wanted to go to Disneyland.
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  That was the same year we did the Disneyland half marathon
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  when it's like heat advisory at 5:00 AM and shit you not, I
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  remember people were people were passing out as they were
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  running. Now, FedEx just pulled up to my
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  house. Now here's the fun thing.
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  You probably can't tell. That's water.
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  That's water in my yard because I irrigated.
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  So we're going to see if the FedEx guy decides.
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  To trudge through the water. Splash his way along in the
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  steps. I like to hear church chirping.
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  It reminds me that spring's coming.
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  It's still frozen out there, you know.
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  Right. Or is he going to back up and
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  and go along the way? So this is fun.
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  So it's irrigation day, right? And then said Jim, this guy that
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  heads the irrigation district. So he I go pull my ditch out
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  when it's time. So I didn't go work out the day
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  or anything because it it started at 7:45.
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  So I go pull the ditch stop out a little after 9.
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  Must have been the neighbors FedEx guy and Jim's walking down
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  and what's up Jim Remember the crazy cat Lee lives across the
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  street that called the cops on me for skinning, killing and
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  burying cast in my backyard. Yeah, that fuck.
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  So she has nothing better to do but you know, be a nosy neighbor
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  and all that kind of shit. So she has been down to end of
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  the street taking care of this really cool guy's yard, which is
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  nice of her. I'll give her that she's nice
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  side to her somewhere, but she jumps on Jim because she says
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  Jim, the irrigation guy, the Jim, the house at the end of the
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  corner, his yard gets flooded out.
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  Well, no, it doesn't. It doesn't get flooded out.
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  They have ports. Unless you open the port, water
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  doesn't come into your yard right now.
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  He, he did tell me in his rant, which is kind of fun, that they
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  leak my leak. Like I'll open them up and water
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  comes in the one that's not open yet.
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  So be it. It's not like it's flooding my
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  yard. It comes up to my ditch inside
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  my yard about, you know, a foot or two and it is what it is.
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  She's over there yelling at him because not her house, the other
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  guy's house, there's a little patch that gets wet and her
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  tractor gets stuck in the mud. Well, here's that, Here's a,
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  here's a hint. Don't drive the tractor in the
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  mud, you stupid individual. Like that's just common sense to
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  me. Don't drive a tractor where
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  there's mud. I don't.
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  And I'm trying to be kind about it.
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  But really, Linda, really you're going to yell at Jim because the
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  port leaks inside the port and she acts like his his yard got
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  flooded out. It's just, it's mind boggling to
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  me. Just just just mind boggling.
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  Another thing that irritated me today.
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  So the, the neighborhood page I'm on, the person who runs it,
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  she trusts me to look up the names of people who want to join
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  our page, right. So if you chimed in and wanted
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  to join the page, you got to put your address down, you got to
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  claim who your neighbor is and how long have you lived here?
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  So it's. Specific to your neighborhood.
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  Right because we don't want spammers we don't want people
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  coming in and and right So so this house gets listed for 1.3
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  million and for the love of God I have no idea where they got
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  the comps because it's a 2500 square foot house 3 bed 3 bath
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  and one down the street from me just closed two months ago for
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  865 and that's a 5 three with the pool.
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  This is a 3/3 with the pool. They both have the same size lot
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  so where they're getting 1.3 I have no idea.
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  I hope they get it, but they won't because it'll never
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  appraise. But if it does, it helps my
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  house and other houses that are similar to it.
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  But that agent tries to come on our page and put in a request to
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  join the page. So so the person who runs the
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  page messages me. He's like, can you check this
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  person? Absolutely.
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  I recognize the name because I know it's a realtor because I'm
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  very keen to. This neighborhood doesn't live
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  in the neighborhood. She references another realtor
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  who just moved in because I closed that house.
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  I sold it and I know the neighbors on both side of that
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  house because why? I live in the neighborhood.
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  Correct. This realtor claims that that
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  agent who bought that house is her neighbor, which it's not.
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  The house that she has listed is, I don't know, 10 houses
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  east. Mind blowing, absolutely mind
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  blowing. What people try to go away with.
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  Like there's no checks and balances in the world.
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  Well, there's just, they just come on man.
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  Just just be a grown up and and don't lie your way into
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  something that you have no reason to be involved in except
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  to try to market your listing and spam the hell out of the
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  group page. I just don't get it.
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  I understand why. People take the short way, you
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  know? Yeah, yeah.
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  And that same realtor I had, I had, I had sent them a message
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  asking them, you know, where'd you get your 1.3 million?
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  Because I'd love to know. I'd love to know the comps that
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  you used for that. Oh no of.
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  Course not. Of course, of course not.
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  But that's how most people are. They ghost you after you call
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  them on their bullshit. Well, I didn't call around on a
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  bullshit. I just told the person who runs
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  the page. Yeah, that's not the neighbor,
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  so they won't let him in. So she doesn't know that I'm
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  involved to that level. Now, people in the neighborhood
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  know I'm involved at that level because I'm active in the
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  neighborhood. I, I, you know, give insight and
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  alerts to real estate updates and things like that on, you
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  know, every three weeks or so. So they know who I am.
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  So they know that I've sold more houses in this neighborhood than
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  the any other realtor that comes in.
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  So much so I have some Realtors that will text me saying hey I
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  have a listing coming up in your neighborhood.
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  Can you give me some insight? My response is always wait a
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  minute, what neighbor is not choosing me to list their house?
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  Right, I live right here. Right.
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  And then they'll respond back last 10, that's the greatest
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  answer ever. I said, yeah, that's the only
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  answer you're getting. So I think it may be, I think
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  that may be the one that has the 1.3 million.
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  So she's not going to respond to me, but you know, so be it when
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  they play the price drop game and it's just, you know, sit
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  back like, yeah, eat some popcorn, watch the chaos.
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  People don't get it, man. Hey, by the way, this is the
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  And we're live on the twitch, the YouTube and Chris and
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  mikeshow.com. That's Chris and mikeshow.com.
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  We were supposed to have this really cool guy on the day and
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  events. He just scaled them out and not
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  Mount Everest. And we were excited to talk to
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  him, but I don't know what happened.
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  Hopefully he didn't fall off another mountain.
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  He didn't fall off that mountain.
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  But that would be hopefully he. Yeah, hopefully he didn't go
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  trekking and then fall off another mountain.
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  And then that's the reason because we've talked to him
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  before. Super cool guy.
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  Yeah. We hope you're a lot of cool.
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  Yeah. He does a lot of cool things.
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  He helps you build your business and then market it to sale.
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  So yeah, super nice guy. Kind of like Dennis, he knows a
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  lot about AI as well. We talked a little bit about AI.
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  Yeah, absolutely. So did you watch the this is
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  this is this is this is a Friday episode recording?
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  So last night they had the NFL Honors on the ESPN.
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  Did you happen to watch that? I did not.
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  It's called. Fast.
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  I didn't either. I didn't either because you
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  know, it's it's the NFL is purely for entertainment.
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  Now that we've talked about it, I want to back up though.
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  Joe Flacco made a statement basically saying that that Joe
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  Flacco, you know, Joe Flacco is right, the journeyman
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  quarterback, basically he's saying, you know, we signed up
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  to this lead to get hit. We get slapped in the head.
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  We get tackled to the ground. And when you slap a
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  quarterback's head or when you tackle quarterback's ground,
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  that should not be passing or that should not be roughing the
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  passer. Because we all signed up for
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  what it was. We all signed.
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  We all knew what we signed up for.
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  Like we all knew we were going to get lit up.
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  We all know we're going to get hit.
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  We all know we can break an arm or leg, a bone, an ankle, a
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  wrist. We all know they're signing up.
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  We all know this going into football.
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  I thought that was great. Way to go.
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  Way to go, Joe Flacco. All true statements for sure.
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  All true statements. So those of you that that that
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  are just mamby pamby and whiny little bitches about when
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  Patrick Mahom gets his little head slapped, go watch flag
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  football, IE the Pro Bowl. What a joke, that.
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  I did catch about 20 seconds of that and when I saw what they
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  were doing I was like no, not interested.
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  Why even have it if that's what you're?
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  Going to do right? Just cancel the thing.
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  Just. Just that was my first question,
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  why would you even do this? Yeah, just call it just.
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  Know how little people care about it?
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  Because they put it on Tuesday night, right?
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  Right, right. Just just just kill the thing.
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  Just kill it all. It the Pro Bowl when we were
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  growing up, when Steele was growing up, when, you know, was
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  a sign of I've been chosen by the fans, right?
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  And and a lot of those football players would use that fifty, I
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  think it was 75,000 winners, 25,000 losers.
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  And they would use that 75 grand as a bonus.
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  They would build swimming pools. They would, you know, go on
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  elaborate vacations with their family.
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  It was it was something to strive for and you played the
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  game because you wanted to win the money.
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  Right. And, and, and that's just, it's
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  just a frigging joke. Man, here's what they need to
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  do. They need to take.
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  I just thought of this as I was thinking about how stupid that
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  idea was, right? And why even do it?
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  So, yeah, I was thinking, OK, you're so smart.
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  What would you do in place of it?
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  I would take the two worst teams in the NFL record wise, and I
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  would make them play each other for the first round draft pick.
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  That's brilliant. Then it means something, right?
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  Then the fans are going to watch.
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  Then it's a money making game for the NFL.
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  It's a money making game for the advertisers.
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  That's people are going to watch, right?
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  The two worst team. Teams have to play each other
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  for one last game. And I don't care if you cut
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  those two teams last game one game short, short the same.
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  Well, no, but but no, because you still play it.
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  But Pro Bowl is another game you're playing played true.
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  So I there you go. So I think you go I I like the
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  idea. I think you go the whole regular
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  season the way you normally do. And then like you just said, the
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  two still. People for the Pro Bowl, we just
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  don't play the game right because that's an honor to be
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  chosen. You're the best in your class.
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  I agree with what you said. That still should be an honor.
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  I don't want to take away from that The guys who made the Pro
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  Bowl this year, that's huge. But now we have a game that
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  means something, and yes, we're playing for the right to have
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  the 1st. Pick, That's awesome, that's a
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  good idea. And then you give the ones that
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  made the Pro Bowl like like a like, here's what you do.
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  Also, you give the ones that made a Pro Bowl $10,000 each to
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  the charity of their choice. Brilliant, because they're
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  already making stupid money anyway.
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  And the NFL, when the NFL gives money to charities, those are
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  from NFL fines. If people don't know that, a lot
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  of that comes from the NFL fines.
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  So if you get fined like DK Metcalf got fined 2 games in the
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  Steelers this year, so those two game checks were forfeited, that
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  goes in the NFL charity fund and that gets dispersed accordingly.
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  I did know that's how that's huge.
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  At least it's how. Don't know that, yeah.
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  At least it's how you know how it could have changed.
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  Yeah, yeah. No, I think that's still how it
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  is. Yeah, which is cool, you know,
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  it's, you know, but yeah, I I think that would be a brilliant
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  way to approach that. So the two worst teams in the
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  NFL face off against each other for the top draft pick #1
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  overhaul. There you go.
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  And this so that means you also get the worst referees in the
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  season, the ones that that blew more calls than anybody else
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  because according to the NFL, they review that stuff, the NFL
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  committee officiating committee. So you make them the referees
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  for that game. Yeah, absolutely.
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  Oh dude, now I love it. You get the worst.
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  We need the worst for the worst. That would be the Colorado
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  podcast. Yeah.
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  Next week, tell him we got this figured out.
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  I'm sure he's struggling. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's
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  working on concealing all the Epstein files.
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  Giants co-owner Steve Tisch. The Washington Redskins owner's
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  been tied to it, Russell Wilson. So I'll tell you the 20th.
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  One real quick was Jon Stewart. I watched The Daily Show last
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  night. Yeah, Jon Stewart was.
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  He's like, you know, we've all put our name in there.
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  I hadn't at that point yet, but right.
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  He said, of course I was in there.
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  He was referenced in some kind of some kind of skit they were
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  going to do for some comedy show or something, and they said they
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  could get somebody like Jon Stewart to narrate it.
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  He was offended. He's like, do you want somebody
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  like Jon Stewart or do you want Jon Stewart?
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  I just thought that was funny. You were going.
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  To say something. About Russell Wilson, no, I
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  have, I have, I have. No, I know somebody that's in
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  government that has access to to the file.
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  I actually forwarded you the link to it.
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  You did. They sent me the two page.
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  Knows I have that. Thanks buddy.
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  Right, You're welcome. You're welcome.
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  They they sent me the two page e-mail that references Russell
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  Wilson trying to buy 1 of Epstein's planes.
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  But Russell Wilson is adamant that he didn't do that.
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  Well, it's black and white now like it's, and I put it in my
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  story on Facebook today, it's legit.
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  It's 2 pages. It's referencing Russell Wilson
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  wanted to buy this plane how he wants to buy the plane.
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  He can't buy the plane till after he got signed by Seattle
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  because it's going to mess up his his negotiation standards
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  because he's buying this $6.2 million plane, but it's only
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  wants to put 500,000 up front, make payments.
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  All it is a very detailed conversation.
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  So for Russell Wilson to sit there and pretend that was all
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  bullshit, dude, you're, it's kind of like, it's kind of like,
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  oh, what's his face? The disgraced bicyclist swearing
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  up and down left and right he wasn't doping.
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  I'm not doping. I'm not doping.
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  I'm not doping for years and years.
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  And yeah, I'm not doping for years and years and years.
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  And then guess what? Yeah, I doped because everybody
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  does it. Yeah, turns out you would have
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  to go down to 18th place to get the first winner.
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  That wasn't doping back then, right?
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  Right. That's a true state.
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  It's right. It's like steroids in baseball,
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  right? It's like steroids in baseball.
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  In the Mark McGuire and Sammy Asosa era.
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  If they didn't allow steroids in baseball back then, baseball
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  would have died. Baseball would have gone away.
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  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It would have fizzled.
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  It was dead. It would have.
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  It was done. It was attendance is where all
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  time low. People were bored with it.
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  It was just humdrum. What was me fucking stupid?
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  But here's the thing, they make stupid rules that everybody has
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  to abide by, right? Just let apparently the natural
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  way wasn't working at that moment in time.
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  They figured out a way to bring excitement back to the game, and
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  then we're supposed to penalize them for doing what we asked
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  them to do in the 1st place, right?
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  People need to see the lunacy in their thought process as society
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  tells them what to think, right? It's a lot to unpack there.
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  But it's true. Something that took me a long
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  time to figure out, right? Don't let the media and society
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  lead you by the nose and say, oh, we hate baseball, blah,
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  blah, blah, we hate baseball, Baseball sucks.
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  And then all sudden they're hitting home runs and
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  everybody's like, baseball's great, let's go to this game,
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  right? Did you know that they were
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  doing steroids at the oh, oh, baseball sucks.
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  Oh the now we got to tarnish their record.
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  You were at the game paying them money to watch them hit the home
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  runs, right? Right now what I what I will
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  argue with. Please.
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  Is when everybody got caught, right?
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  For the most part, right, but before right, But so when Sosa
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  McGuire got caught and Rafael Pomero got caught, which was a
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  joke. And I always thought, I've
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  always thought that somebody on the damn backs was juicing
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  because he was a very normal looking and the last couple
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  years of his stint he was. And I'm, you know, I've, I've,
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  I'm, you either have it or you don't.
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  You either have the ability to bulk up like that or you don't.
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  I'm not going to drop the name because I don't know if it's
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  accurate or not, but I think you know who I'm talking about.
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  I do. You can tell me afterwards, I
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  think I do. But once everybody got caught,
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  that's your, that's your clue to stop.
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  Barry Bonds can say all he wants because he's still he's still
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  adamant that he never touched steroids.
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  Dude, you look like Mike when you got into the majors and then
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  within would you, you know, skinny little white guy and then
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  and. I'll let him.
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  I'm going to go cry in the corner for a second.
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  And then and then ten years later, you got 100 more pounds
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  on your body of all muscle. I know what you're saying 100%.
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  It's just and if you look at the the rookie year to his when he
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  retired, you cannot tell me, you cannot tell anybody.
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  He didn't juice for longer than he should have.
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  Because again, once it comes out that McGuire and Sosa are using,
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  if you're using, that's your close stop.
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  Barry Bonds's legacy in baseball will be a forever tarnished.
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  So will Mcguire's and so will Sosa's because they didn't stop
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  when it was evident. Time to stop.
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  Read the Room. But there's also an argument
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  from the other side that would say that steroids is a lot like
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  marijuana. It's been demonized so much that
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  the benefits of steroids are a recovery.
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  That's why they give them to you.
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  When you get so sick that you're not going to come out the other
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  side, right? It helps your body recover.
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  Sure. So that bulk that people are
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  talking about, really what it's doing is as that person is
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  overexerting themselves as they're taking steroids, it's
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  helping their muscles recover faster.
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  Yeah, like at an incredible rate.
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  So if you're doing them the right way, you're working out,
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  you're recovering properly, it's actually beneficial.
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  Sure. It's the people that do what you
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  just described to where they're juicing to the gills and working
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  out overtly to the point where nobody should is, you know,
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  you're redlining, so to speak, Right.
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  Right. Then you're hurting your body.
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  Yeah. And that's like Mr. Olympian,
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  you know? Yeah, the guys that get up there
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  and they're just like Schwarzenegger, Correct?
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  Schwarzenegger's first to admit it.
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  In his competition, he did it. Yeah, for sure.
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  Right, Right. They all did.
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  Everyone of them back then did. Mm.
• 19:49
  Hmm. Mm hmm, look at the rock.
• 19:52
  Look at the rock. When he's doing an action
• 19:54
  adventure movie, he juices up. He goes through a cycle, sure.
• 19:57
  And then when he's not doing action, when he's doing some,
• 19:59
  you know, dramedy, he's a normal looking dude.
• 20:03
  He's still my point. He's.
• 20:04
  Human looking dude. Yeah you can do that safely
• 20:08
  without hurting. You know, steroids are not a
• 20:11
  demon unless. No, like any drug.
• 20:14
  If you drink coffee 24 hours a day, seven days a week,
• 20:18
  eventually something in your body is going to give up, right?
• 20:23
  Yeah, I'm not, I guess. But there's something that
• 20:26
  right. I guess I might use anything.
• 20:28
  It's kind of. Right.
• 20:30
  I guess my point is that if you're doing, if you're doing
• 20:34
  performance enhancing drugs in any sport and the figureheads of
• 20:38
  that sport get caught, that to me, read the room.
• 20:42
  I got to stop. I got to back this off.
• 20:43
  I got to slowly taper myself off of this so it's not so dramatic.
• 20:47
  I go from 2:40 to 180 in a month.
• 20:49
  I got just baby step the thing off.
• 20:52
  You know, he didn't. He continued doing, at least
• 20:58
  from from the perspective of a fan.
• 20:59
  He continued juicing the way he was juicing because he wanted
• 21:02
  that record and he had that drive to.
• 21:05
  Be #1 is right. You only have so many years to
• 21:08
  be in your prime, right? He wasn't willing to sacrifice.
• 21:12
  He knew he was going to go back to just being an average player,
• 21:15
  right? Potentially, right?
• 21:17
  We don't know because he never gave himself the chance.
• 21:20
  No. And he was already, he was
• 21:21
  already a great baseball player. He came from the Bobby, he came
• 21:23
  from a a good lineage of baseball players, of course.
• 21:27
  He had the potential to be who he was anyway.
• 21:29
  Right. It's not like he was a slacker,
• 21:31
  man. It's not.
• 21:32
  But I agree with you a million percent.
• 21:34
  We'll never know because in my opinion, my opinion is the same
• 21:37
  as yours. He never quit.
• 21:39
  Yeah, and he should have quit it, or at least, like I said,
• 21:42
  taper down a bit to where then you're just then when you're
• 21:46
  asked the question. Yes, I did it because everybody
• 21:49
  was doing it. And that was the thing at the
• 21:51
  time. Just like when Pete Rose played
• 21:52
  baseball, what was in their coffee speed?
• 21:55
  Like he flat out said, you drink it, you drink a pot of coffee in
• 21:58
  in in the in. The, oh, there's famous
• 22:00
  pictures, all those guys from the 80s, you and I have talked
• 22:02
  about it, where they got beer sitting behind them and they're
• 22:05
  smoking cigarettes and they got half their clothes on and off
• 22:10
  and you know, they haven't showered for three days.
• 22:12
  It's not the, but it's like you alluded to when we were talking
• 22:16
  about the Mannings. The original patriarch of the
• 22:19
  family didn't make shit for money because there was no
• 22:21
  players union back then for any of these leagues.
• 22:24
  These guys were just having fun for the glory of being a pro
• 22:28
  baseball player. Exactly.
• 22:30
  They were decently compensated, but they weren't living in 60
• 22:33
  room houses, you know? No, no, no, no.
• 22:38
  But there's something so nostalgic about that time.
• 22:42
  You know where you see those pictures where they were just
• 22:45
  they drinking on the way to the Yeah, and Pete Rose still, man,
• 22:50
  I just read a statistic where if you got four hits in every game
• 22:55
  and you played for 20 years, you still would be 400 hits behind
• 22:58
  him or something. Yes.
• 23:00
  And that's the worst he did was coffee and speed, man.
• 23:03
  Yeah. And that's it.
• 23:05
  And he and he gambled a little bit.
• 23:06
  Gives a fuck everybody. I gamble every day in my life.
• 23:09
  Dude, there's so many people gambling right now in sports
• 23:13
  that are sports athletes. I, I just, I, I just got to be.
• 23:16
  It's so insane that, you know, like the bullshit last night
• 23:20
  where Jackson Dart was not the offensive player of the year.
• 23:23
  I lost 2 fucking dollars Bullshit on that.
• 23:26
  Lost 2 fucking I I chose variable though.
• 23:29
  I picked variable to win coach of the year because I just
• 23:31
  figured if anybody deserves that, that's him from going from
• 23:34
  4 and 13 to the Super Bowl. But I'm I'm a still believer too
• 23:37
  that they shouldn't have NFL honors till after the Super Bowl
• 23:41
  is over. They should have it a week after
• 23:43
  the season's over because. I agree with you there too.
• 23:45
  Right man? Because I think way more sense.
• 23:47
  Yeah, because because you know, the the MVP should be.
• 23:54
  Did you get your shame to the Super Bowl?
• 23:56
  You know, it's between those two guys, you know what I mean?
• 23:58
  And offensive player, rookies, all kind of things.
• 24:00
  Where do you, what do you do for the entire year, not just
• 24:02
  regular season? Because regular season nobody
• 24:06
  plays to lose and be out of the playoffs in regular season.
• 24:10
  If they do, I don't know why they're playing football, right?
• 24:13
  Or baseball. Or basketball for that matter,
• 24:17
  you know? Who did you pick?
• 24:21
  Did you already? I picked Jackson Dart for the
• 24:24
  Offensive Player of the Year. No.
• 24:26
  And I picked the Super Bowl. Oh, I think I picked the
• 24:30
  Patriots because I don't. I just don't.
• 24:32
  Yeah, I picked the Patriots because I think it'd be cool to
• 24:34
  have. I know Giants fans are screaming
• 24:36
  at me, but I think it'd be cool to have to have.
• 24:41
  We talked about it a couple weeks ago.
• 24:43
  A player who's won two then becomes the coach and the coach
• 24:47
  and he wins one of the coaches for the same team played right.
• 24:50
  I think that'd be cool. I think that'd be really cool.
• 24:52
  I want to I want to break down the list of people.
• 24:54
  So Breeze, OK, so, so, so the the Hall of Fame class Breeze,
• 25:01
  Drew Brees, Roger Craig, Larry Fitzgerald, Luke Cookeley and
• 25:07
  Adam Vinatieri. Vinatieri and Breeze.
• 25:09
  I agree with Craig. I Roger Craig I agree with
• 25:12
  because why he's not in there already.
• 25:14
  But Fitzgerald and Cookeley. Cookeley did not play more than
• 25:17
  six years. Larry Fitzgerald cost the
• 25:20
  Cardinals a Super Bowl whether people want to believe that or
• 25:22
  not. I mean Drew Brees record setting
• 25:27
  quarterback in the regular season but he only won one Super
• 25:30
  Bowl and he he gets in the first year of eligibility.
• 25:34
  Yet Eli who beat the GOAT twice still sits on the sidelines.
• 25:37
  I call bullshit on that. Eli played the game to play the
• 25:39
  game to win the championship. Eli didn't play the game for
• 25:42
  stats. You know, Rodger Craig, dual
• 25:48
  threat running back, NFL player, you know, first, the first NFL
• 25:51
  player to gain 1000 yards rushing and receiving in the
• 25:53
  same season. By all means, three time Super
• 25:55
  Bowl champion Niners. Why he's just now getting there
• 25:58
  beyond me. He should have been there a long
• 25:59
  time ago. Fitzgerald's the the NFL's
• 26:02
  second all time leading receiver.
• 26:04
  OK, Second, if you ain't first, you're last.
• 26:08
  So does that really warrant a first time?
• 26:12
  You know, I don't think that was.
• 26:14
  I don't think that is if he doesn't, if he slides.
• 26:17
  It depends on it depends on who he was up against, and he was up
• 26:21
  against people who should have been there before him.
• 26:23
  That's the point. Correct.
• 26:26
  Luke Kukley, attacking machine at inside linebacker, who is 34
• 26:31
  year old at the time of his selection and eight years he
• 26:33
  played eight years, eight years, and that means he's a Hall of
• 26:36
  Famer. I don't.
• 26:37
  I don't think so, Adamantori. By all means.
• 26:40
  The Patriots don't have at least three Super Bowls if he doesn't
• 26:43
  kick them into the Super. Bowl well, and he was there for
• 26:46
  a lot of those games, right? That's what I'm saying.
• 26:48
  He absolutely deserves to be. He's a multi time Super Bowl
• 26:51
  champion. Yeah, Adamantori by far, by far
• 26:57
  is, is a, is a Hall of Famer, just just his foot alone.
• 27:00
  I mean, if not the human, just his foot.
• 27:02
  If he was dead, you'd just take his foot out of the grave and
• 27:04
  and stick it in a in a in a podium.
• 27:07
  I don't agree with Lady Fish Joe.
• 27:08
  I think Lady Fish Joe's a Hall of Famer, but I don't think he's
• 27:11
  first round. I don't think Luke Kukla's the
• 27:12
  first round. Agreed.
• 27:13
  Why? Why took right took Rodger Craig
• 27:15
  so long? No idea because that's bullshit.
• 27:17
  He he was a hell of a running back in a time where running
• 27:21
  backs punished you for tackling them.
• 27:23
  Well, that just reinforces your point for the other two not
• 27:26
  being this time, You know, your first time, if you haven't won a
• 27:32
  Super Bowl, you definitely shouldn't get in when a guy like
• 27:35
  Roger Craig had to wait so long. And he has three.
• 27:39
  That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
• 27:41
  And those two got in as a first time ballot against an Eli
• 27:45
  Manning who beat somebody who we Revere as the greatest
• 27:50
  quarterback ever. Arguable.
• 27:52
  But most people agree with that. He beat him twice.
• 27:56
  Twice. And I'm not saying that not
• 27:58
  warrant right, being a Hall of Fame quarterback.
• 28:02
  Right. And I'm, I'm part of this
• 28:03
  because I'm a Giants fan. But, but wholeheartedly no.
• 28:06
  That's why I stayed that that way.
• 28:08
  Yeah, right. Yeah.
• 28:09
  It he, he didn't just win 2 Super Bowls, which is enough
• 28:12
  unto itself. Doesn't matter who he beat.
• 28:15
  No but but he won two fact that he was 2.
• 28:19
  Against the greatest quarterback arguably of all time, that says
• 28:22
  something. Andy was the MVP, Andy was the
• 28:25
  MVP of this said. Super Bowl, you know how I like.
• 28:27
  To I just I just. You know how I like to use music
• 28:30
  analogies? That would be like somebody
• 28:31
  going up there that nobody knew and doing a duel with Eddie Van
• 28:35
  Halen or Jimmy Page, and all the sudden those guys go, wow, that
• 28:39
  guy's better than Jimmy Page, or he's better than Eddie Van
• 28:42
  Halen. And Eddie Van Halen going, yeah,
• 28:43
  he is better than me. Right.
• 28:46
  Yeah, because in those two instances, Tom Brady has to say
• 28:50
  Eli Manning was better than me, at least that day.
• 28:53
  Yeah, Now Granite. Granite, a quarterback doesn't
• 28:56
  win the game by himself, but still, you're the general there.
• 28:59
  But there were two throws on both of those games that were
• 29:04
  once in a lifetime throws that were catches, the the Tyree
• 29:06
  helmet catch and the Hakeem Knicks.
• 29:09
  That thing. If you look at that up in the in
• 29:11
  the Google machine or YouTube, the Hakim Nicks Super Bowl, the
• 29:14
  second Super Bowl, like how he got his toes down and how Eli
• 29:17
  got that ball, where he got that ball under pressure is insane.
• 29:21
  That is the and and people will tell you that's one of the the
• 29:24
  best throws ever. The Hakim Nicks ones probably a
• 29:26
  little bit better than Tyree because Tyree that's just good
• 29:29
  karma. That's just good living, right?
• 29:31
  Like for sure. It's just that's, that's,
• 29:34
  that's, that's one of those. If you threw.
• 29:37
  Changing things. If he went to make that play 100
• 29:40
  times, he's only going to make it 9.
• 29:42
  He's only going to make it 1.2% of the time, you know?
• 29:46
  Yeah, yeah, the probability of that is nuts.
• 29:49
  But he still caught it, he's still threw it.
• 29:52
  So it still warrants the victory.
• 29:53
  It still warrants the MVP, still warns Super Championship.
• 29:57
  So yeah, I just. There's that stupid shit, man.
• 30:03
  Well, you just wonder what's going through the minds of the
• 30:06
  people that make the decision. You know, if I was sitting in
• 30:08
  there, I was put myself in that room.
• 30:10
  You know, how did everybody decide that this is where we're
• 30:14
  at? How right.
• 30:15
  How was one person not making the argument that you and I are
• 30:18
  making right now? Yeah.
• 30:20
  But I guess if it's because, you know, if it's a Democratic
• 30:23
  council or whatever, maybe that person got outvoted.
• 30:26
  Well, it's silent votes and it's, I, I don't know if this is
• 30:30
  accurate, but I believe everybody who's alive in the
• 30:32
  Hall of Fame, they're the ones that votes.
• 30:34
  And then you have certain sports writers that do as well.
• 30:37
  Well then. Everybody wants popularity.
• 30:39
  Contest, then? Yeah, maybe.
• 30:42
  And which would explain why Belichick's not in Because
• 30:44
  Belichick. Now, what you just described, if
• 30:47
  that's accurate, then it's a semi popularity contest because
• 30:50
  of there's five people. Well, let's say there's three
• 30:54
  people on a committee and you and I are two of them.
• 30:56
  Guess which way most of the votes are going to go.
• 31:00
  You know, the third person, even though he's a silent vote, you
• 31:04
  and I agree on a lot of things, so we're probably going to get
• 31:06
  our way a lot. OK, so the committee consists.
• 31:14
  This is the the Hall of Fame selection process.
• 31:16
  The committee consists of 1 media represented from each
• 31:19
  football city, with two from Los Angeles and New York in as much
• 31:24
  as those cities have two teams in the National Football League.
• 31:27
  A 33rd member is representative by the Pro Football Writers of
• 31:30
  America and they're up to 17 at large delegates with the
• 31:35
  exception of the Pro Football PFWA whatever representative who
• 31:41
  is appointed A2 year term Pro Football Hall of Fame board.
• 31:46
  OK, they meet shortly before the Super Bowl to elect new members.
• 31:53
  Obviously that's that's changed now they meet well before the
• 31:56
  Super Bowl, but it lists the name of of the is this how
• 32:01
  accurate is this? It lists the name of The Who
• 32:07
  they are. Like in Arizona, it's Kent
• 32:08
  Summers, retired Arizona Republic person.
• 32:13
  Let's see, Chicago is Dan Pompey of The Athletic.
• 32:20
  Well, you just proved my you just proved my statement.
• 32:23
  It's a semi popularity contest because of Dan is a Drew Brees
• 32:27
  fan and not an Eli Manning fan, right?
• 32:30
  He's going to lean towards, he has a silent vote.
• 32:32
  He's going to lean towards Drew Brees, right?
• 32:35
  He doesn't have to have a reason for voting for him.
• 32:37
  No. But yeah, they need to.
• 32:42
  They need to. I think they need to make it
• 32:43
  make it. How do you make it better?
• 32:47
  I think you may. I think you do it.
• 32:48
  I think you do it with with those that are in the Hall of
• 32:51
  Fame. They're the ones that are in in
• 32:53
  in the grind, right? They're the ones that that are
• 32:56
  in there fighting for the extra yard, the extra mile.
• 33:00
  They're the ones that blood sweat and tears, breaking bones,
• 33:02
  pulling Achilles tendons, you know, all that kind of crap,
• 33:07
  right. So like this was this is the
• 33:09
  last few years of of nominations like 2025, Eric Allen, Jared
• 33:16
  Allen, Antonio Gates, Sterling Sharp made it.
• 33:18
  OK, so there you go, looking at that list.
• 33:21
  I'm sorry to interrupt you, but now you could do you could do
• 33:24
  the same thing. They wouldn't even have to
• 33:26
  change anything, they would just change who's voting.
• 33:28
  So you could pick a member of each one of those classes going
• 33:33
  back as far as you want. Yep.
• 33:36
  And let that member of each class vote for the.
• 33:40
  Current Get the media out of it. Get the media out of it because
• 33:43
  the two 2025 people, they didn't make it.
• 33:45
  Luke Cookeley and Eli Manning didn't make it.
• 33:48
  But now you put Luke Cookeley in, makes no sense.
• 33:52
  Reggie Wayne didn't make it. Adam Vinataria was up for last
• 33:55
  year too. So Adam, Eli and Luke, we're all
• 33:58
  up again this year and the only they don't put Eli through.
• 34:01
  That's fucking bullshit. 24 you have Dwight Freeney, Randy
• 34:06
  Gradishar, Devin Hester, Andre Johnson, Steve McMichael, Julius
• 34:10
  Peppers and Patrick Willis. Antonio Gates should have been
• 34:15
  in there. Terry Holt.
• 34:16
  Tori Holt was on there, but not elected again.
• 34:18
  Reggie Wayne, fifth time not elected again, which is
• 34:21
  ridiculous. Darren Woodson not elected
• 34:23
  again. He belongs.
• 34:24
  In there for sure. Right, 2023 Don Corio 7th year
• 34:29
  of eligibility. Don Corio changed the face of
• 34:31
  offensive football. Terry Corio.
• 34:34
  He changed the way offense was played.
• 34:36
  It took him seven years, Seven years.
• 34:39
  You put you put Darryl Revis in the first time ballot Hall of
• 34:44
  Fame. Really, really, he was only good
• 34:47
  for he was good for two or three years.
• 34:49
  You just keep reinforcing my point.
• 34:51
  It's popularity contest. Yeah, Torry Holt, I mean just it
• 34:56
  in in 2022. For me as well as I do, and most
• 35:00
  people don't because, you know, we care more.
• 35:03
  It's the same thing with like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
• 35:05
  It's a popularity contest. Right, right.
• 35:10
  It's just crazy. Stupid voting process.
• 35:13
  There should be the same process.
• 35:14
  There should be the bands voting for other bands.
• 35:17
  Yeah, look at all the people on the list for 2020.
• 35:20
  Man, that's insane. And look at all the first timers
• 35:25
  that made it. Harold Carmichael, Jim Culvert,
• 35:28
  Bill Cower, Bobby Dylan, Alex Karras, Winston Hill, Troy
• 35:32
  Palamalu, Steve Sable and Ed Sprinkle, all first timers got
• 35:40
  in and look at the ones that that deserve to get in that
• 35:43
  aren't in on that list. Mike Holmgren won, won a Super
• 35:46
  Bowl. Mike Holmgren was is a hell of a
• 35:48
  football coach. He should be in there.
• 35:51
  Drew Pierce, you kidding me? Drew Pierce is not in the Hall
• 35:53
  of Fame. The the great Cowboy receiver
• 35:56
  and I hate the fucking Cowboys took George Young four times to
• 36:01
  get in. That's crazy. 2019 champ Bailey,
• 36:05
  Pat Bowen, Pat Bowen for the the Broncos gets in as a as an
• 36:09
  owner. Ed Reed gets it.
• 36:13
  Ed Reed now Tony Gonzalez first year eligibility.
• 36:16
  Absolutely. Tony Gonzalez changed the way
• 36:17
  Titans played the game. I think Ed Reed had more of an
• 36:21
  impact than Darryl Rivas did because Ed Reed consistently
• 36:25
  played at a high level was Rivas had two or three really good
• 36:27
  years. Right, that's a, that's a fact
• 36:30
  for sure. Yeah.
• 36:31
  So 2018 Randy Moss by all means, the first time entry why Tara
• 36:36
  Owens took him three times I have no idea because Tara Owens
• 36:39
  say what you want about his his his mind, he he he should have
• 36:43
  been a first time entering and. Ray Lewis he was.
• 36:47
  Standing Ray Lewis, that's debatable because he he was
• 36:50
  charged with murder. So, you know, did he get away
• 36:53
  with it? Yes, he did.
• 36:54
  But you know, that's still questionable.
• 36:56
  I think you're off the field stuff needs to kind of carry
• 36:59
  some weight. I don't think Brett Favre was a
• 37:02
  first timer, right? I don't think Brett Favre was a
• 37:05
  first timer. I don't I he won one Super Bowl
• 37:09
  and he was he he didn't play for stats.
• 37:11
  He played to win like Eli. But everybody loves Brett Farber
• 37:14
  Farber, unless you watch that document on him.
• 37:16
  Whoa, is that dude an asshole? Well, didn't he rob some
• 37:19
  charity? He did.
• 37:21
  Charity. Yeah.
• 37:22
  Yeah, his own. Charity if I remember right.
• 37:24
  Yeah, yeah. It's not good.
• 37:26
  Again, you're off field. If you're doing something that
• 37:28
  bad, it's going to carry a little weight.
• 37:30
  Yep, Yep. So if Kurt Warner takes three
• 37:33
  times to get in, then Eli Manning should get in next year.
• 37:37
  Because one or one one Super Bowl 1 Eli went to.
• 37:43
  Well, once I figure out something's a popularity
• 37:45
  contest, it makes a lot more sense.
• 37:47
  It's this is all just bullshit. Yeah, it is.
• 37:51
  There's, you know, there's got to be a better way.
• 37:53
  I like your way these. Pick a representative from each
• 37:56
  one of these classes and let them vote.
• 37:59
  Yep, Yeah, it's amazing how many.
• 38:04
  I wonder who? I wonder who, who decides who's
• 38:08
  eligible? Because remember in 2020, look
• 38:10
  at that list, man, that's a massive list.
• 38:14
  This is all 2020 and look at it compared to 2019. 2019's class
• 38:22
  is 1/4 of that. So is 18.
• 38:24
  So is 17161514. So whatever, whatever class that
• 38:31
  2021 was must have had a ridiculous draft that year.
• 38:35
  Some have that many superstars. Yeah, because it looks more like
• 38:39
  it's 15 per class that they that they nominate.
• 38:43
  If you're if you're going down like Joe Montana, absolutely.
• 38:45
  First round, first ballot Hall of Famer?
• 38:47
  Absolutely. Go back to 2019, OK?
• 38:52
  Just out of curiosity. Oh, you might 20.
• 38:57
  No 19, OK, now go to 21, 15. That's the same.
• 39:06
  I was thinking maybe 2019 draft or the Hall of Fame got screwed
• 39:10
  up by COVID in 2020. Was it actually in 2021?
• 39:14
  If you think about it, all these things are actually the next
• 39:17
  year. Yeah, it's 18.
• 39:19
  It's it's 1818 inductees or 18 eligible eligible.
• 39:24
  And I wonder why it was double for 2020.
• 39:26
  I don't. I have no idea because it seems
• 39:29
  like 181818 all the way down. All the way down.
• 39:33
  Warren Moon, first bout, Hall of Famer never won a Super Bowl,
• 39:36
  but he was a hell of a player. You know why did it take John
• 39:41
  Madden twice? Like I know it's a a popularity
• 39:43
  contest, but John Madden changed the viewership of many people.
• 39:47
  More popular than John Madden and.
• 39:49
  No, Dan Marino. He'd never won a Super Bowl
• 39:52
  first bout. Why does that mean Josh Allen,
• 39:55
  who's never going to win a Super Bowl, is going to be a first
• 39:57
  bout Hall of Famer? Probably.
• 40:00
  Which I think is bullshit. Barry Sanders right there.
• 40:03
  So first bout, Hall of Famer John Ellie, rightfully so.
• 40:07
  Marcus Allen, rightfully so. Jim Kelly, He went to four Super
• 40:13
  Bowls and lost everyone. They actually Jim Kelly, who's
• 40:17
  going. Or they actually choose who's
• 40:20
  eligible by what. I would consider a better way.
• 40:23
  There's a fifty person selection committee.
• 40:26
  OK, OK. That committee meets annually
• 40:30
  before every Super Bowl to elect 4 to 8 new members from a list
• 40:34
  of finalists. So it's constantly, it's not
• 40:37
  always the same committee. Every year they elect 4 to 8 new
• 40:40
  members, so you must only be able to sit on it for so long.
• 40:44
  A candidate must receive at least 80% approval, 40 out of 50
• 40:48
  votes from the committee to be elected.
• 40:50
  Gotcha. So I'm guessing in 2020 they
• 40:54
  just agreed on a lot of different people.
• 40:56
  Right, right. Abnormally.
• 40:58
  Yeah. Look at the 93 class.
• 41:01
  Dan Fouts, Chuck Noel, Walter Payton and Bill Walsh.
• 41:11
  Terry Bradshaw, a terrible statistical quarterback.
• 41:13
  Terrible. Made the Hall of Fame.
• 41:16
  First time he won Super Bowls, right?
• 41:19
  Hello. He won Super Bowls.
• 41:21
  Statistically, he sucked, but he won Super Bowls.
• 41:25
  Which is the object of the game. Right.
• 41:27
  Win Super Bowls. It's not.
• 41:29
  It's not stats. It's you.
• 41:30
  You play to win the game. Now look at look at today's kind
• 41:34
  of players like Baker Mayfield. Hell of a football player.
• 41:37
  He plays to win, not stats. Does he get in the first time?
• 41:44
  Well, right, The way things are set up right now, yes.
• 41:47
  Which is bullshit. I agree.
• 41:49
  But everybody loves Baker Mayfield.
• 41:51
  You know, Baker Mayfield, he, he speaks his mind and his
• 41:55
  commercials were hilarious. I really wish they would have
• 41:56
  taken his his Cleveland Brown commercials when he got traded.
• 41:59
  I wish they would have moved him to the new stadium and had a bit
• 42:02
  about that because that would have been funny.
• 42:05
  Like he's got the wrong. Keys.
• 42:07
  Totally. They missed.
• 42:08
  I got the wrong keys. I thought this was where the
• 42:10
  kitchen was at. Now that's the bathroom.
• 42:13
  Where am I? Oh.
• 42:14
  Oh, I'm in LA. That's right.
• 42:16
  I'm in LA. Huh.
• 42:17
  Yeah, it would have just. It would have been.
• 42:19
  It would have been funny as hell, man.
• 42:21
  And if they steal that idea, now we're suing them.
• 42:23
  Yeah, absolutely. Lawsuit.
• 42:29
  Yeah. So I I, so you.
• 42:30
  Who do you? Who do you?
• 42:31
  Who do you take for the Super Bowl Patriots?
• 42:32
  No, I already took the Seahawks, OK.
• 42:37
  Yeah. I just think that the Seahawks
• 42:39
  are that much better. So the Patriots are going to
• 42:41
  have to have luck and they're going to have to play a perfect
• 42:44
  game. Yeah, they can win.
• 42:47
  I mean, for all the Patriots fans that are screaming right
• 42:50
  now, they got a great team. There's no question.
• 42:52
  I just think the Seahawks have the edge just a little bit, like
• 42:57
  their defense is a little bit better.
• 43:00
  And every time I thought that they had reached their peak for
• 43:06
  lack of a but I'm just trying to think of what I wanted to say
• 43:08
  there. Every time I thought the
• 43:10
  Seahawks had reached their peak, they proved me wrong.
• 43:12
  They're very well-rounded. The The Seahawks played the Rams
• 43:15
  to get there, though, right? Correct.
• 43:17
  Three times they beat. Him How many points and how many
• 43:20
  points did they give up in the final playoff game?
• 43:23
  Oh fuck, I don't know. That was a crazy game, right?
• 43:26
  That wasn't a defensive game at all.
• 43:27
  It was not. That's why.
• 43:29
  That's why I don't. I'm not sold on Seahawks defense
• 43:32
  because they gave up so many points, but the Patriots won.
• 43:36
  The Patriots won a weather game. Right.
• 43:38
  Right, right. The Patriots won a weather game.
• 43:40
  So that kind of that could have gone either way.
• 43:43
  It just could have gone either way.
• 43:44
  You can't. You know what I mean?
• 43:47
  Had had Bo Hicks not broke his ankle, does that game change?
• 43:52
  I don't know. Because it's a weather game.
• 43:54
  Weather should always play a factor in football because
• 43:57
  that's part of the reason why we as fans enjoy watching the game.
• 44:00
  Rain, snow. So when they put these teams in
• 44:03
  domes and shit, I think it's it's just boring.
• 44:05
  It's it's, it's not real. It's you need.
• 44:07
  It's the extra element that nobody can control.
• 44:10
  OK, so here's what I'm going on. OK, yes, they gave up 27 points
• 44:17
  to the Rams, right? But here's where my mind goes as
• 44:22
  a gambler, and this is what you need to do when you're gambling,
• 44:25
  you got to know as many facts as possible, right?
• 44:28
  Yeah, You got to fold them. Kenny Rogers was right there.
• 44:31
  That's why you got to know to walk away.
• 44:33
  That's it. You got to know when to run.
• 44:35
  So the Rams were the most potent offense in the NFL this year.
• 44:38
  Agreed. Number one, right?
• 44:41
  So they did give up 27 points. Chris Dunham is right.
• 44:44
  But I go back in history and the only other time that the OR the
• 44:51
  Seahawks have given up any amount of points is every time
• 44:54
  they played the Rams, who are the number one most potent
• 44:57
  offense in the league. Their final scores before that
• 45:02
  were 41 to 613 to 327 to 1018 to 1637 to 926 to nothing.
• 45:13
  I take that back. They gave up 24 points to the
• 45:15
  Titans, but they still won 30 to 24.
• 45:18
  They got beat by the Rams. For everybody that was screaming
• 45:21
  saying the Rams beat them one time, dickhead, right, 21 to 19.
• 45:26
  So they only gave up 21 points 22141912 The Buccaneers beat him
• 45:35
  on October 5th, 38 to 35. You see what I'm saying though?
• 45:39
  Yeah, traditionally they gave up less than 20 points in every
• 45:42
  game they played this season. OK.
• 45:45
  So here's since we're talking about gaming, here's my bets.
• 45:48
  I put $3 on the New York Giants to win the Super Bowl next year.
• 45:53
  How much does that pay if you win?
• 45:55
  228 bucks. I love that right?
• 45:59
  That's a good. Bet I, I, I put $2.00 on what
• 46:03
  the fuck is this? Oh, there's going to be there's
• 46:07
  going to be a score in the last play of the first half in the
• 46:10
  Super Bowl, whether it's a field goal or or a touchdown pass.
• 46:14
  The last player of the first half.
• 46:16
  Right. There'll be a score and then I
• 46:18
  have that caveat. I have another little caveat
• 46:20
  there. That'll be a field goal at the
• 46:21
  last last play of the second of the first half.
• 46:25
  Did you bet on the coin toss? No, because it was stupid to me
• 46:30
  it wasn't enough money. Straight odds.
• 46:32
  It's like you if you bet $2.00 you get 216 if regardless of how
• 46:36
  it. Fled to do it because it then I
• 46:38
  just win from the. Gig I didn't want to win 16
• 46:40
  cents, man. I thought that was stupid.
• 46:44
  That's my favorite bet. I don't.
• 46:48
  Know I got to see what these other fees are.
• 46:52
  Let's see. So yeah, a score in the final 2
• 46:54
  two minutes of the first half the.
• 46:56
  Final 2 minutes, not just the final score.
• 46:59
  And then I had and then I have one that says the final score
• 47:02
  and and either team to kick a game-winning walk off field
• 47:05
  goal. I said I picked that because why
• 47:07
  not there will be a score in the last play of the game figure why
• 47:11
  not regulation only Both teams convert 1/4 down.
• 47:18
  Stefan Diggs gets at least what is it, 4 plus receptions.
• 47:24
  I have that one too. Smith Nigsba gets over 93 1/2
• 47:27
  yards. I have that one.
• 47:28
  Drake Mayo rushes over 36 1/2 yards and Drake Mayo throws for
• 47:33
  more than 40 yards. I thought that was a stupid bet.
• 47:35
  Why not Seattle defense? Anytime they score touchdown I
• 47:40
  think there will be a turnover pick 6 or a fumble pickup scoop.
• 47:43
  And score back to the one before that.
• 47:45
  Drake May 40, plus yard Oh I'm sorry, rushing 40 plus marriage.
• 47:49
  Rushing. I was like, I have two, there's
• 47:51
  no way they have a bat for him to throw for more than three.
• 47:53
  Yards. Yeah, I read it wrong.
• 47:55
  So I have two, I have two wagers for Drake May to throw at least
• 47:58
  36 1/2 or rush for over 36 1/2 yards and rush for over 40
• 48:02
  yards. So I don't know why I did that.
• 48:03
  OK, Seattle will score a defensive touchdown.
• 48:05
  Because he scrambles a lot. Yeah, and and Seattle will score
• 48:09
  a touchdown on defence. Sam Darnell will throw at least
• 48:13
  250 yards. Drake May well throw at least
• 48:15
  250 yards. The Patriots and I got the
• 48:20
  Patriots went the the plus 4 1/2 for the for the win.
• 48:26
  And then I have my other one is Max Homer because Charles
• 48:29
  Barkley said Max Homer was going to win the US Masters.
• 48:32
  So I put $11.00 on him to win 600 bucks.
• 48:36
  Barkley knows golf. He does.
• 48:40
  I saw an interview with him and he was, it was, it was a kind of
• 48:44
  a cool little interview. It was like 20 questions with
• 48:47
  whoever you are and, and a lot of it was, was basketball
• 48:54
  related. You know, who's the GOAT?
• 48:55
  Jordan, just without any hesitation.
• 48:59
  But then when it got to golf, he's, he's that guy's going to
• 49:03
  win the US Masters. I'm like all right, I open my
• 49:05
  app up. There you go.
• 49:08
  To see if Barkley's Barkley's true to form or not.
• 49:10
  You know, because why not? Well, he loves golf, so you know
• 49:14
  he follows it. Well, yeah, and he's a gambler
• 49:17
  because him and Jordan used to gamble all the time.
• 49:19
  All those legendary stories per hole closest to the pen.
• 49:24
  Those are two sports that I go to steal for because he follows
• 49:28
  tennis and he follows golf. He doesn't watch it, he just
• 49:31
  follows who wins. So he looks at the 10.
• 49:36
  He loves watching tennis, really.
• 49:39
  Yeah. Tennis is one of those games
• 49:40
  when it gets to be like the Wimbledon.
• 49:43
  And it's, it is oddly entertaining because there's so
• 49:47
  much pressure on person to. It's almost like the UFC.
• 49:50
  And when there's no, you know, it's person to person.
• 49:52
  It's not a team. Yeah.
• 49:55
  And these people are true. They're playing for being the
• 49:58
  number one player in the world. I'm not saying that he watches
• 50:01
  like all the matches that go on during the year, but when it
• 50:05
  comes to like knowing who the top players in the world are, he
• 50:08
  100% knows who those. Are that's interesting.
• 50:12
  And he'll tell you, hey, I got, you know, 5 bucks on whoever.
• 50:14
  And I'm like, who's that? I was the number one player in
• 50:17
  the world. He's from Spain.
• 50:18
  Oh no, she's crazy. That's good.
• 50:20
  See the only see this just tell you how much I watch tennis.
• 50:22
  The only thing I remember, I can remember probably a few.
• 50:25
  Andre Agassi, John McEnroe. When you and I were about 18.
• 50:31
  Yeah, John McEnroe. That's going back to when we
• 50:33
  were about. 12, That one guy, Arthur Ashe, because he just
• 50:40
  stands out. And that, that chick, Billie
• 50:42
  Jean King, who looks like, I think it was a lesbian.
• 50:46
  I don't quote man, but that's so.
• 50:49
  Yeah. And Arthur Ashe, I remember him.
• 50:51
  It's a terrible thing to remember him by, but he he
• 50:53
  needed, he was needed blood all the time.
• 50:55
  And he got a blood transfusion which caused him to contract
• 50:58
  AIDS back in the day. Yeah.
• 51:00
  So that was a drag. But yeah, I don't.
• 51:04
  That's all I know about tennis, man.
• 51:06
  You've heard the name Roger Federer.
• 51:08
  Oh, yeah, I was, I was. I was thinking that, but I
• 51:10
  couldn't pull the name out of the air.
• 51:11
  But yeah, yeah, he was good, right?
• 51:14
  He was. Yeah, he was.
• 51:16
  Martina never to. Lopa.
• 51:17
  Oh yeah, she got stabbed. She got stabbed on the court.
• 51:20
  Forgot about that. Yeah, you're right.
• 51:21
  Yeah, she got stabbed on the court, yeah.
• 51:24
  That was a famous incident there.
• 51:26
  It was where? Where was that day?
• 51:28
  Chris Everett? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:32
  Where's the Where's the security guard?
• 51:35
  I don't think they ever anticipated anything like that
• 51:37
  would happen at a tennis match. They probably didn't have what
• 51:40
  you would call robust security back.
• 51:42
  Then true playing a Bob way in a yellow shirt or.
• 51:46
  We were sophisticated at 1:00. Stop.
• 51:48
  Well, yeah, 'cause that's, yeah, that's, that's prim and proper,
• 51:53
  you know, prim and proper. And as violent as the world
• 51:57
  seems, oddly enough, it's the safest time ever for for
• 52:00
  humanity. Yeah, that's the enigma of the
• 52:04
  world we live in. It appears to be the one of the
• 52:08
  most violent times ever. And it's actually the safest
• 52:10
  time for humanity ever. Well, the one thing like there's
• 52:13
  certain things that are going on right now from a political
• 52:15
  standpoint that I'll talk about without choosing sites like like
• 52:19
  RFK. You and I do not choose sites.
• 52:21
  That's awesome. No, but I'm talking about the
• 52:22
  people watching this. Oh yeah.
• 52:24
  Or listening like RFK is trying to get that thing across that
• 52:27
  when you go to a hospital that you have a menu.
• 52:30
  It shows you what you're getting and what it costs.
• 52:32
  That's one thing I'm going to agree.
• 52:34
  I 100%. Why is the why is it a mystery
• 52:38
  what it's going to cost me to have a an appendicitis?
• 52:42
  Thank you. Just check something.
• 52:44
  Yeah, if I need my appendix out or if yeah, God forbid you have
• 52:48
  a heart attack. How much does it cost to fix a
• 52:50
  heart attack? With and without insurance,
• 52:53
  because you should put those side by side and it goes to all
• 52:56
  the way, should go all the way down to these two, these two
• 52:59
  pills of Advil. You're going to minister.
• 53:01
  Why is it cost me $300 when I can go to fucking pharmacy down
• 53:04
  the street and get a bottle for 9 bucks, come back and take it
• 53:07
  myself? And I can tell you safely
• 53:09
  because I know. And you probably know how I
• 53:13
  know. And if you don't, I'll tell you
• 53:14
  off the air. I know what it cost the hospital
• 53:17
  to buy that, Yeah, gigantic bottle that I get, which nobody
• 53:22
  has access to. Yeah, it's like $18.00.
• 53:26
  And they get like, yeah, I don't know, 3000 of them or something.
• 53:29
  It's 1000% increase for somebody to take it out, walk to Mike,
• 53:35
  take these. Thank.
• 53:37
  You, you know what it is and you're going to love this.
• 53:40
  It's not the pills that cost that much money.
• 53:43
  It's that little cup. But you can only that.
• 53:46
  You can only get at a doctor's. Office the cup you use for jello
• 53:50
  shots. OK this you can get a party
• 53:52
  city, you know 1000 of them for 4 bucks.
• 53:55
  I'm sure that's what I don't. See, all the money is that
• 53:57
  little cup. But yeah, that'll be interesting
• 54:00
  because it'd be nice to it. Like it'd be nice to know what
• 54:02
  that that food is you're being fed.
• 54:05
  You know why I agree with him on this?
• 54:06
  Because long before he said it, and he might have stolen it from
• 54:10
  this guy because he's a famous economist.
• 54:13
  Yeah. Clark Howard.
• 54:15
  Clark Howard has been yelling that from the rooftops for
• 54:18
  years. Why do we not know when we go in
• 54:22
  there what it's going to cost for medical services?
• 54:25
  You know when he uses the analogy, and it's a great
• 54:28
  analogy, when you go in to get a brake job at the auto shop, They
• 54:31
  don't know. Well, you know, when we get
• 54:34
  done, we'll let you know what it costs.
• 54:35
  It could be anywhere from $6 to 6,000,000.
• 54:38
  We're not sure till we get the job actually done.
• 54:41
  What you're going to have to pay, right?
• 54:43
  You would tell that auto shop. Fuck you.
• 54:46
  I'll go down the road to Frank's Auto shop.
• 54:48
  Who's going to tell me what it cost to do a brake job?
• 54:51
  But for some reason we have such a tight lobbyist system in the
• 54:56
  medical field and the insurance field that they have a
• 54:59
  stranglehold on it and they've all agreed we're not telling
• 55:02
  them shit. Right.
• 55:05
  Yeah. The other thing, it's.
• 55:06
  Fascinating that it works that way.
• 55:09
  Right. Well, and I'll give you I'll
• 55:10
  give you an example of of auto. OK, so I have I have a client,
• 55:15
  John and Elizabeth Ronchetto. Nikki taught.
• 55:18
  Nikki was in the same school with with with Elizabeth when
• 55:21
  she was teaching in Haley. Elizabeth wasn't was an admin.
• 55:24
  Nikki was teacher. Several years ago, John and
• 55:27
  Elizabeth were married and they bought a house.
• 55:30
  Use me to buy the house. Thank you.
• 55:32
  When my mechanic died, what the fuck was it called?
• 55:39
  I forget now. Tom's Automotive when Tom passed
• 55:42
  away, family took over. Long story short, business got
• 55:46
  closed, taken over by the owner. So then, OK, now I'm screwed.
• 55:49
  I don't have a mechanic I trust. OK, which sucks.
• 55:52
  So then I reminded Liz did something and reminded me, Oh
• 55:56
  yeah, I tried. John's a mechanic.
• 55:57
  So I reached out to John, AZ auto shop in Queen Creek.
• 56:01
  Super nice guy. Go see him.
• 56:04
  I I asked him last week or two weeks ago, hey, what would it
• 56:06
  cost to have an oil change and make his vehicle?
• 56:08
  He's like, what is it like VIN number, year and make all that
• 56:12
  kind of jazz. He looked it up, verified what
• 56:14
  it was. I said $112.58.
• 56:18
  I'm like, OK, that's less expensive than the dealership
• 56:21
  charges. So we swapped vehicles.
• 56:24
  Tuesday. She took my truck, I took her
• 56:27
  vehicle. After I got done working out,
• 56:29
  went to John's AC auto shop, changed the oil, did the things,
• 56:34
  the all little checks whatever $112.58.
• 56:39
  As it should be. Right, you know from when I was
• 56:42
  shopping for tires because my truck it's it was due for tires
• 56:46
  and my tires can go from 2000 to 2600 bucks because it's it's a
• 56:49
  truck. They're 3333 inch tires or 2020
• 56:53
  inch rim, but 33 to 1420 or whatever.
• 56:58
  This time I opted to do not off road so I get a smoother,
• 57:02
  quieter ride. So this did all terrain and I
• 57:06
  went to three different shops. Costco got crushed like a buck.
• 57:09
  Man, I was surprised at Costco, right?
• 57:14
  Discount tire wanted whatever. I ended up doing this Big O
• 57:19
  match Discount Tire and and Costco just got destroyed.
• 57:24
  So I went with Big O because the guy at the shop was funny.
• 57:28
  Like I went in there and said, Hey, man, I, I, you know.
• 57:32
  Now it comes down to your staff, right?
• 57:34
  Same price, right, guys? Funny.
• 57:37
  Love it. Mike here.
• 57:37
  His name is Matt. I was like, hey, Matt, here's
• 57:39
  here's what I'm shopping for. He's like, I'm not going to lie
• 57:42
  to you, you're competing against Discount Tire.
• 57:43
  And then and then he's like, why?
• 57:44
  You know, a couple minutes go by on his computer.
• 57:47
  Well, I see the tire right here is this.
• 57:48
  I'm like, dude, you can't cheat. You can't go to their website
• 57:51
  and look, you just got to take your product and give me your
• 57:55
  best price. And then we went back and forth
• 57:57
  for about 10 minutes because he couldn't, he couldn't, he wasn't
• 57:59
  meeting the price. I'm like, no, no, no, no.
• 58:01
  You want my business, You have to meet or beat their price,
• 58:04
  man, Otherwise I'm going a mile and a half down the road.
• 58:07
  And save money. I said you guys put these tires
• 58:09
  on there now. OK, so I'm giving you the
• 58:12
  opportunity to repeat your business, just with a different
• 58:14
  tile of tire style of tire. So the other day he he met it
• 58:17
  like full on. He met it.
• 58:19
  And of course then, you know, I gave him shit because it's, you
• 58:22
  know, 10% discount. And then he when they put him
• 58:24
  on, he came back with the alignment test and he holds this
• 58:28
  thing up and it's all, you know, red.
• 58:29
  It's not supposed to be red. He's like, you know, I can do
• 58:32
  all these for whatever it was, what, $165?
• 58:36
  And then you have a three-year warranty and come in every month
• 58:38
  if you want and rotate your, you know, balance your tires.
• 58:40
  I said you just got your 10%. Back, didn't you?
• 58:45
  That's not why I did it. I'm like, yeah, but you did.
• 58:48
  But for the people listening. Amanda, you Matt, where we?
• 58:54
  Are all enigmas. And I don't know how you fix it
• 58:57
  until you break the cartels. If you didn't have the ability
• 59:00
  to do that, imagine if everything in your life was like
• 59:03
  the the going to the doctor or at, God forbid, ended up in the
• 59:07
  hospital, right? Yeah.
• 59:09
  If everything in your life was like that, you would never know
• 59:12
  what your grocery bill was going to be every week.
• 59:15
  You would never know how much it cost to buy a car, how to fix
• 59:18
  it, how much to fix a car. But we just openly accept that
• 59:23
  because these are the all knowing people who control our
• 59:27
  health that that should we shouldn't even talk about price
• 59:30
  with them. Well, and that goes back to this
• 59:33
  debate. I've been talking to somebody
• 59:35
  about listing their house. OK, so it's a divorce situation.
• 59:40
  So I told them both, if you use me to buy, then I, I will come
• 59:43
  off the listing Commission because you're going to both use
• 59:46
  me to buy, right? So I get a message this morning,
• 59:49
  would you do, would you do 2 1/2% for the listing side?
• 59:51
  And I said yes, because you're using me to buy because when I
• 59:54
  go to help you buy a house, I'm going to ask for three to offset
• 59:56
  that later the conversations. Would you do too?
• 1:00:00
  No, I want you to, I'm like it. It blows my mind.
• 1:00:06
  A realtor like myself, I'm protecting the single largest
• 1:00:11
  financial investment that you made or will make.
• 1:00:16
  And you're going to nickel and dime me to death.
• 1:00:18
  And you're going to nickel and dime me to death.
• 1:00:20
  But if you go to the doctor and you, you, you pay the $50
• 1:00:24
  deductible without even blinking an eye.
• 1:00:26
  Say what? The dentist, you go to the
• 1:00:28
  store, you spend everything you have to spend on food without
• 1:00:31
  blinking an eye. You don't go to the cashier and
• 1:00:32
  say, OK, I'm going to, I'm only going to spend $2.00 for that,
• 1:00:34
  not 4 lawyers. You can't have a conversation
• 1:00:38
  with a lawyer unless you give the money for the time upfront.
• 1:00:42
  Yeah, try Dicker and with a lawyer on price, they'll just be
• 1:00:45
  like, do you want to walk away? Yeah, they'll walk away.
• 1:00:48
  Mechanics. Kidding me.
• 1:00:49
  Mechanics, right? You can go shop around mechanic,
• 1:00:52
  but if their price is their price is their price.
• 1:00:54
  That's right. When they tell you it's going to
• 1:00:55
  be a $1100 brake job because you need rope, rotors and calipers,
• 1:00:59
  you can't say, well, I'll give you 650.
• 1:01:01
  They'll say no. Take a hike, man.
• 1:01:03
  Right. You go to work tomorrow, your
• 1:01:05
  boss says, hey, Mike, you know, we, we like you, you're cool
• 1:01:07
  dude and all, you know, but we're just going to knock you
• 1:01:10
  down a percent for this month on your pay because we just feel
• 1:01:14
  like we can. Yeah, go fuck yourself, right?
• 1:01:17
  That's what they'd hear. So everything in the world that
• 1:01:20
  you do, aside from real estate, in the consumer's mind, you just
• 1:01:27
  pay it. Blind faith.
• 1:01:29
  I'm paying the dentist, the doctor.
• 1:01:31
  You go get, you go get this. What are you putting those
• 1:01:33
  eyebrows in your face? You what is that?
• 1:01:36
  You, you pay that fee, whatever the fucking they say it is, yes,
• 1:01:40
  you're going to pay. You go to physical therapy,
• 1:01:42
  you're paying whatever they're telling you to pay.
• 1:01:44
  Well, you pick the best one. The other one would be, you
• 1:01:46
  know, try Decker in with the cashier at the grocery.
• 1:01:48
  Store. Yeah, yeah. 6 bucks for apples I
• 1:01:51
  think three I think I'm keeping my apples.
• 1:01:54
  Right. I think we're keeping our
• 1:01:56
  apples. It's ridiculous.
• 1:01:58
  Well, everybody says the two biggest purchases you're ever
• 1:02:01
  going to make are your house and your car, and those are a fact.
• 1:02:04
  But think about how much 2nd place your car is, right?
• 1:02:09
  You just said it. Your single biggest purchase
• 1:02:12
  that you're going to protect is your house.
• 1:02:14
  Because if you don't know all the things that are pitfalls
• 1:02:19
  before that person buys the house, they could potentially be
• 1:02:23
  in the movie The Money Pit, which yes, you're old enough
• 1:02:26
  like Chris and I Great. That's a great example of how
• 1:02:29
  you can just end up house rich and cash poor.
• 1:02:33
  Yep. Right.
• 1:02:35
  Yep. So you may have a house that's
• 1:02:36
  worth $300,000, but it needs $300,000 worth of work.
• 1:02:41
  Now you're stuck. Yeah, absolutely stuck.
• 1:02:44
  And that's what people don't, they don't understand.
• 1:02:46
  They, they, they think because, and this is the only reason I
• 1:02:49
  can figure it, they think because my job is to negotiate
• 1:02:52
  you the best terms and conditions possible, whether
• 1:02:53
  you're buying or selling a home. That means you can negotiate.
• 1:02:56
  Would I make? Well, you and I have talked
• 1:02:59
  about this and I agree with you. I think moreover than that, it's
• 1:03:02
  even more simplistic because people are not as smart as we
• 1:03:05
  give them credit for sometimes, right?
• 1:03:07
  They think that you show them the house, you fill out the
• 1:03:11
  paperwork, you have them sign it, you give them the keys, you
• 1:03:14
  get the money and you walk away. And that's about all the time
• 1:03:16
  they think you've invested in there, right?
• 1:03:19
  My God. And I know you have clients who
• 1:03:22
  they love you because they understand that that's not true
• 1:03:25
  on a level that you, I can't even imagine.
• 1:03:28
  But I think the average person really thinks that Chris Dunham
• 1:03:31
  puts maybe 122436 hours into a transaction and you know, that's
• 1:03:37
  about it. And then he makes his money and
• 1:03:39
  he walks away to the next one. And what a life that is.
• 1:03:42
  When in reality, you might have 12 to 14 hour days, days on end
• 1:03:49
  trying to negotiate this. But we think the roof is bad.
• 1:03:53
  You don't think the roof is bad. We think there's a leak
• 1:03:55
  somewhere. You don't think that, you know?
• 1:03:57
  Yeah, that's the protection part that they don't see behind the
• 1:04:02
  scenes where you're talking to the contractors, the home
• 1:04:04
  inspector, the termite guy, the pool guy.
• 1:04:08
  Yep, 63 people get paid every time I close on a house.
• 1:04:12
  I still think that fact blew my mind the first time you said
• 1:04:15
  that. So the only one that gets Nickel
• 1:04:18
  and Lamb to death is me. The other 62 people get what
• 1:04:22
  they get paid. Right.
• 1:04:25
  You're not dickering with them, you're strictly dickering with
• 1:04:28
  you. Right, right.
• 1:04:31
  So if you take a cut on your Commission, you take the cut,
• 1:04:34
  the title person doesn't take the cut, the bank doesn't take
• 1:04:38
  the cut. There's a good one.
• 1:04:42
  Try dickering with the bank. Right I.
• 1:04:45
  Held it. Bitch just came says what
• 1:04:52
  happened to this. I'm like I emailed it to you
• 1:04:54
  dude. Like to this address.
• 1:05:01
  That's so funny. I'm sure he's going to go back
• 1:05:04
  and see that he had an e-mail. Oh, he just, no, he's and he's
• 1:05:08
  just saying like, like on January 25th I said I said
• 1:05:13
  February 6th worse. And I was like, cool.
• 1:05:17
  And he's saying he just now saw this, you know which, you know,
• 1:05:23
  that's why I ask people for their cell phones and he didn't
• 1:05:26
  give me a cell phone. So we'll get them rescheduled.
• 1:05:29
  It's all good. Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  It's all good. We're used to this, ladies and
• 1:05:38
  gentlemen. That's part of the creative
• 1:05:41
  process. Not everything works out the way
• 1:05:43
  you want it all the time. I don't know why he's asking me.
• 1:05:49
  Why wasn't it in your calendar? It's not my job, Phil, Vince, to
• 1:05:53
  put in your calendar, man. That was on you.
• 1:05:56
  If if I put you on the show and you don't put in your calendar,
• 1:05:59
  that's your fault. Oh, he's asking why?
• 1:06:01
  Why you didn't put it on his calendar?
• 1:06:03
  Yeah, he's like, I don't know why it wasn't on my calendar.
• 1:06:06
  I have no idea, Vince. I know you did, Vince.
• 1:06:08
  We're lucky to make sure we know it's on our calendar.
• 1:06:10
  That's all the further we're going to know with on my
• 1:06:12
  calendar. I'm just saying that's all the
• 1:06:14
  further I'm going to commit to is.
• 1:06:16
  That's why I, I always laugh and I appreciate that you keep me in
• 1:06:20
  the loop. But I, I'm always like, he's
• 1:06:22
  adorable because Chris will give me like the next 4 guests and I
• 1:06:26
  love it. But I'm like, I just need to
• 1:06:27
  know who's next, man because that's all I can remember.
• 1:06:31
  Yeah, I even I even looking up our our show e-mail.
• 1:06:34
  I sent him. I sent him an e-mail yesterday.
• 1:06:38
  He never responded. To it.
• 1:06:42
  I know you do. Yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Stellar work when it comes to scheduling this show.
• 1:06:47
  That's why I direct everything towards you, because that way
• 1:06:50
  one person can keep it under control.
• 1:06:52
  It's too hard for two people to do it.
• 1:06:54
  Yeah. You do a fantastic job man.
• 1:07:00
  I appreciate that. I give credit where credit's
• 1:07:03
  due. I also give criticism where
• 1:07:05
  criticism. Yeah, and you and you do a
• 1:07:07
  fantastic job editing. So because I went in, I went in
• 1:07:10
  on the show, we were talking about all the different, you
• 1:07:12
  know, women, you know, from growing up, sitcoms and whatnot.
• 1:07:17
  And I was like trying to find a little snippets.
• 1:07:19
  Yeah. I don't know how.
• 1:07:20
  I don't know how to. Quit that down.
• 1:07:22
  Yeah. Do you want me to cut those out
• 1:07:24
  of the ones that you picked? Is that where you're going with
• 1:07:27
  that? Yeah, you could do that because,
• 1:07:29
  because. Well, and see my thinking
• 1:07:31
  because I think. Our I know where you want to.
• 1:07:32
  Enjoy that. Yeah, I think our viewers will
• 1:07:34
  enjoy that. If you if you don't know what
• 1:07:35
  I'm talking about, we had a show.
• 1:07:38
  Where you'll hear in a week or so.
• 1:07:43
  I pulled, I pulled this out of my drawer, which was a
• 1:07:45
  scooby-doo pest dispenser. So Mike and I, so Mike and I
• 1:07:48
  obviously started talking about, you know, who's hot, or Thelma
• 1:07:51
  or Daphne. This guy I work with got a kick
• 1:07:53
  out of that, that that's how that started, with some cartoon
• 1:07:56
  characters. So, but from this thumb and
• 1:07:59
  Daphne, scooby-doo Pez dispenser, we went down this
• 1:08:02
  tangent of all the shows we watched when we were growing up
• 1:08:05
  and you know, all the different supermodels and things of which
• 1:08:08
  one's hotter, this one or that one.
• 1:08:10
  So I went into the show because I usually let Mike edit.
• 1:08:13
  Every now and then I'll edit it. And so I was like, I want to
• 1:08:15
  pull some of these out to get them, get them up and running
• 1:08:17
  because I think they're funny bits, but I couldn't figure out
• 1:08:20
  how to just grab Daphne and Wilma or Daphne and Thelma.
• 1:08:25
  It wouldn't let me. So that's why I'm hoping Mike
• 1:08:27
  can go in and edit this down so actually get each little segment
• 1:08:31
  is probably 1520 seconds long, maybe 30, but they'll be funny
• 1:08:34
  little bits that you guys will all enjoy.
• 1:08:35
  Plus then you can give us your opinion on Thelma or Daphne who
• 1:08:40
  now for your females out there, we didn't talk about Fred and
• 1:08:43
  Shaggy, but we'll let you talk about that and let us.
• 1:08:46
  Know that'll go in the comment section for sure.
• 1:08:50
  Because we are an equal opportunity, you know, employer,
• 1:08:55
  I guess. We're an equal opportunity
• 1:09:01
  opportunity, yeah. Yeah, I flooded out on my
• 1:09:06
  irrigation a little bit. That's interesting.
• 1:09:12
  Have you been irrigating like the whole time we're on here?
• 1:09:15
  No, it went from 7:45 to 9:00, but it it, it continues slowing,
• 1:09:20
  you know, because it just moves. But it just tells me I got to
• 1:09:23
  put some more dirt on my front, my front berms to secure it
• 1:09:26
  because there is our land moves ranges every year.
• 1:09:29
  Just just one of those things. I got to get some more dirt out
• 1:09:31
  front. That's all Shit happens.
• 1:09:33
  I have enough rock now in place that when it does overstep and
• 1:09:37
  overcome, then it just goes on my rock and just sits there and
• 1:09:41
  and you know. Wasted by the time I fell asleep
• 1:09:45
  and flooded Kevin's whole backyard because the.
• 1:09:46
  Pool. Oh yeah.
• 1:09:47
  Automatic pool filter. The automatic pool filler did
• 1:09:51
  not work anymore, so you had to do a hose.
• 1:09:53
  Garden hose. Yeah, fucking came home one day
• 1:09:58
  and threw that hose in there and laid down on the couch and it
• 1:10:00
  was one of those 118° days and the air conditioning hit me.
• 1:10:06
  Next thing I hear is what the fuck?
• 1:10:08
  I was like, Oh no, you just wake up and know instantly what
• 1:10:13
  happened. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Oh, I forgot the hose. Can someone explain to me why my
• 1:10:19
  socks and my shoes are wet when I walked out to start to grill?
• 1:10:25
  Yeah, water still running. Sorry.
• 1:10:30
  Sorry. 400 and some dollar water bill in 1996 it was pure.
• 1:10:37
  It'd be like $1000 water bill today.
• 1:10:41
  Yeah, yeah, that's funny. That's crazy.
• 1:10:45
  I was watching it. I was watching it because I was
• 1:10:47
  like, it would came up to my steps and I'm like, huh, I
• 1:10:50
  haven't flooded out in a while, but yeah, it's just, it's weird.
• 1:10:56
  It hasn't rained or anything either.
• 1:10:57
  Usually it's because the ground's so dry.
• 1:10:58
  It just sucks all that water up, man.
• 1:11:00
  But you guys had more dirt in the front yard?
• 1:11:04
  Didn't you have like the wettest January on record or?
• 1:11:07
  Something we did but but the last irrigation run it was
• 1:11:10
  raining and the lady before me didn't pull her stop so my
• 1:11:15
  irrigation got all jacked so I didn't actually have a full run
• 1:11:17
  of water. So this time you would think
• 1:11:20
  because the ground was dry it was soak it all up right away,
• 1:11:23
  but well, you. Additionally had the warmest
• 1:11:26
  January on record. We did.
• 1:11:28
  Yeah, too, right? Yeah.
• 1:11:29
  Because I mowed the lawn yesterday and it was dry like it
• 1:11:32
  was. It was for the fact I got done.
• 1:11:34
  My eyes were red. You would have.
• 1:11:35
  Between you and my cousin, you post almost every Arizona fact
• 1:11:39
  that I need and I think she's the one that said something from
• 1:11:42
  ABC15. It was like the warmest January
• 1:11:45
  on record. We had three days in January
• 1:11:48
  that were at or below normal. Everything else was 3/5 or 10°
• 1:11:52
  above which was fine. I now some people think, oh,
• 1:11:56
  that means knock on. Wood that doesn't mean shit.
• 1:11:59
  That means that this is going to be a hottest summer on record,
• 1:12:01
  which I don't agree with that. It's just it's just January now.
• 1:12:04
  It's February 6th and it's beautiful.
• 1:12:06
  You watch, it could potentially be the coldest summer on record.
• 1:12:09
  Anything's possible. We we don't control the
• 1:12:12
  universe. So my my next 10 days
• 1:12:17
  818081807973746669 and 74. Well, we're actually warming up,
• 1:12:26
  so I can't report that good of numbers, but we are 40 today,
• 1:12:31
  27354754 on Tuesday, 4337394349. We're getting there.
• 1:12:40
  At least it's above freezing now.
• 1:12:42
  This just in from ktr.com. Phoenix police chief admits
• 1:12:46
  wrong man was killed by officials in January 26th
• 1:12:49
  shooting. Oh boy, oh boy.
• 1:12:53
  That's not good. Oh boy, hey.
• 1:12:56
  Real quick, what do you think about this Savannah Guthrie
• 1:13:00
  thing that's going on there? They're from Tucson.
• 1:13:03
  I think she was kidding. Her mother, I think she's still
• 1:13:05
  alive. Well, you and I both subscribe
• 1:13:09
  to the all the criminology things and whatnot.
• 1:13:11
  And if if they've not received a ransom note?
• 1:13:15
  So here's why I ask OK, they received 1 and I just found this
• 1:13:19
  out. That's why I brought this up at
• 1:13:21
  first I not that I wasn't interested, I just didn't have
• 1:13:23
  any fax. Yeah.
• 1:13:25
  So on Instagram today I saw the brother make a statement that
• 1:13:30
  says you have contacted US1 time with I don't know if there was a
• 1:13:36
  demand, I forget. The point is there's been no
• 1:13:40
  more contact, he said. We're not going to fulfill any
• 1:13:45
  kind of ransom demand until we know she's alive and there's
• 1:13:48
  been zero contact after that first initial contact.
• 1:13:52
  That's weird to me if she's still alive.
• 1:13:56
  Yeah, that is weird. Maybe they accidentally killed
• 1:13:58
  her? Well, the other, the other thing
• 1:14:00
  that I yeah, the other thing that I heard was it must have
• 1:14:02
  been a professional job because they disabled the cameras at her
• 1:14:06
  house and they took the Ring doorbell.
• 1:14:09
  Oh yeah, to go in and kidnap her.
• 1:14:11
  All her surveillance was disabled.
• 1:14:14
  And the Ring doorbell was. So it poses the question, what
• 1:14:18
  does Savannah Guthrie know? Or what does her mother know?
• 1:14:23
  Because that's a random person to randomly take their mother.
• 1:14:26
  What does that reporter know? Did it freeze?
• 1:14:33
  No. OK, 'cause my thing just acted
• 1:14:35
  like I was freezing. No, I'm thinking, what did her
• 1:14:37
  mother know? Oh yeah, yeah, 'cause really,
• 1:14:39
  No, I don't think her mother knows anything.
• 1:14:41
  I'm. Thinking she could be ACIA
• 1:14:42
  operative? What?
• 1:14:44
  Maybe Savannah didn't know that. Right.
• 1:14:46
  Oh, that's OK. That could be I'm getting you
• 1:14:49
  can get down that route at all, but I'm just thinking what what?
• 1:14:52
  That could be too. Because Savannah Guthrie's not
• 1:14:55
  making millions of dollars doing what she's doing.
• 1:14:57
  Those those people think that on air personalities are just
• 1:15:00
  dripping with money. They're really not for what they
• 1:15:03
  do. Hold on before.
• 1:15:04
  You and yeah, well, you know, I'm going to say 7 figures, but
• 1:15:07
  I'm going to say 7 figures. But she's not.
• 1:15:09
  She's not like 20 million a year shit.
• 1:15:13
  Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, she's not.
• 1:15:16
  She's not Megyn Kelly. No.
• 1:15:19
  No Megyn Kelly can command a huge salary.
• 1:15:21
  Yeah. The ones that have the
• 1:15:23
  Nationwide syndicated, you know, Al Roker, you know, Good Morning
• 1:15:27
  America, you know, whatever the ones there are those things,
• 1:15:32
  those things weren't that kind of money because you have
• 1:15:35
  Nationwide viewership, nationwide sponsors, nationwide
• 1:15:38
  commercials. She makes $8 million a year.
• 1:15:42
  Yeah, that's why I said 7 figures.
• 1:15:43
  But she's not dripping in money. That's, you know, and who knows
• 1:15:47
  what her lifestyle's like because we all know about Odell
• 1:15:49
  Beckham couldn't manage 10 million a year.
• 1:15:52
  You can't build generational wealth on that.
• 1:15:54
  Right, right. You can't.
• 1:15:56
  So we don't know her spending habits and shit.
• 1:15:59
  You know, like Russell Wilson is trying to buy the $16.2 million
• 1:16:02
  airplane from Epstein and he denies it, but there's proof
• 1:16:04
  that he, they were having conversations.
• 1:16:08
  So, you know, you don't want that to come out before you sign
• 1:16:11
  your contract because then it looks like you don't need the
• 1:16:13
  money. I'm actually, you know.
• 1:16:15
  I'm glad you brought that up again because I would like to.
• 1:16:17
  I would like to tell people, if you're going to do things that
• 1:16:20
  you're going to deny later, don't put it in fucking writing
• 1:16:24
  and don't have pictures and don't have video evidence.
• 1:16:27
  Because all you fuckers that have said I don't know him, I
• 1:16:31
  wasn't there. I didn't do it.
• 1:16:34
  It looks real bad when you're in the fucking pictures and you're
• 1:16:37
  in the e-mail begging for whatever you said you didn't do.
• 1:16:42
  I can guarantee you a couple things.
• 1:16:44
  All the deep dark secrets that I have, there are no photographs,
• 1:16:48
  there are no video, There is no video evidence.
• 1:16:51
  And I didn't fucking put it in writing, ever.
• 1:16:55
  So if you want to know how I got lucky enough to stay out of the
• 1:17:00
  legal radar and the societal radar, I didn't talk about it.
• 1:17:04
  I didn't put it in writing, and if I did talk about it, I talked
• 1:17:07
  about it with somebody like Chris Dunham who knew how to
• 1:17:10
  keep his mouth shut till after the statue of limitations had
• 1:17:12
  passed. There's certain things that you
• 1:17:19
  can only talk about with certain people who know that you can
• 1:17:21
  only talk about those things with those people.
• 1:17:25
  And I guarantee you, now that the Clintons are being forced to
• 1:17:27
  testify, their answers going to be, I plead the 5th.
• 1:17:31
  I do not recall. I have no recollection of that.
• 1:17:35
  I feed the fifth. I've watched the show this black
• 1:17:37
  time. I watched that woman, Monica
• 1:17:39
  Lewinsky. Yeah, did not.
• 1:17:41
  I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman on
• 1:17:42
  my desk because he didn't. She just went down on me.
• 1:17:48
  And then I was excited and I made that blue dress white.
• 1:17:51
  I'm going to tell you if you want to see the greatest, I
• 1:17:56
  didn't do it, and I'm going to stall for time in the history of
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  the universe. You watch the Senate hearings
• 1:18:03
  when they tried to impeach that guy.
• 1:18:05
  Yep. And they asked him if he had sex
• 1:18:08
  with her. And he says, well, that Harkins
• 1:18:09
  me back to a story when I was about 6 years old and I was
• 1:18:12
  fishing on the boat with my grandfather and it was about 12
• 1:18:15
  noon and it was hot. Let me tell you, it was hot.
• 1:18:19
  And he just went on and on and on and on.
• 1:18:21
  And the senator would finally lose his mind.
• 1:18:23
  He'd be like Mr. Clinton, answer the question.
• 1:18:26
  Well, that Harkins me back to another story when I was about
• 1:18:28
  12 years old in Arkansas. And oh, it's.
• 1:18:32
  Brilliant. There's there's there's a reason
• 1:18:34
  why presidents interoffice, you know, having that worth of like
• 1:18:39
  $1,000,000 and then leave with a net worth like 68 million and
• 1:18:42
  more. Well, that adjust there's so
• 1:18:45
  much corruption. One of the.
• 1:18:46
  Miracles that happens when you come out of that office is
• 1:18:50
  you're got a couple extras, the decimal.
• 1:18:52
  Point moves quite a bit. Obama prime example when he
• 1:18:56
  first got elected he was like $750,000 net worth.
• 1:18:59
  Now he's now he's just insane. He's leaking money.
• 1:19:01
  If he is not the greatest example of they already have all
• 1:19:08
  this predetermined and who who knew the name Barack Hussein
• 1:19:14
  Obama other than the people and and barely the people in
• 1:19:18
  Illinois that voted for him as a junior senator?
• 1:19:22
  Yeah. And then all of a sudden, he's
• 1:19:25
  catapulted to the White House in a record number of time for
• 1:19:31
  somebody that nobody knew, right?
• 1:19:32
  Exactly. And then did you see the other
• 1:19:34
  thing that came out of the Epstein files that I've always
• 1:19:37
  thought is odd? Think you and I are old enough
• 1:19:41
  to remember Joe Biden when he was in the Senate in the 90s.
• 1:19:45
  So now they're saying that they actually assassinated Joe Biden
• 1:19:48
  in 2019 and the person that played him as president was a
• 1:19:51
  different fucking person. It's possible.
• 1:19:54
  Their biggest, and it could be a, it could be one of those
• 1:19:57
  illusions of photography, but they're saying their biggest
• 1:20:01
  evidence is this photograph when he steps outside the Oval Office
• 1:20:05
  for the first time as president. And he looks like he's about 6
• 1:20:08
  foot 6. And Joe Biden is however tall he
• 1:20:11
  is, I don't know, but he's not 6 foot 6.
• 1:20:14
  This guy's a giant. And then your ears never lie,
• 1:20:18
  right? You can't fakes.
• 1:20:21
  Your ears are unique to you. Yeah.
• 1:20:23
  Yeah. If you look at Joe Biden's ears
• 1:20:25
  when he was a senator in the 90s and you look at the guy that
• 1:20:28
  played supposedly played him as president, they don't match it
• 1:20:31
  all and neither does his chin. So now the conspiracy is Jim
• 1:20:36
  Carrey played Joe Biden for four years as president.
• 1:20:42
  Yeah. Jim Carrey, the comedian,
• 1:20:43
  correct. Right Now, that would be, that
• 1:20:46
  would be outstanding. That would explain why Jim
• 1:20:48
  Carrey dropped off the face of the Earth.
• 1:20:51
  Right. That's part of the conspiracy.
• 1:20:53
  Well, did you? You didn't see that part of them
• 1:20:55
  when they said that Joe Biden was assassinated?
• 1:20:58
  No, but I, I've seen, I've seen because I've seen clips about
• 1:21:02
  like because ICE is everywhere, right?
• 1:21:04
  And I don't, I don't agree with how how things are are being
• 1:21:07
  handled when it comes to immigration.
• 1:21:10
  But Trump's not the, the biggest deporter of people.
• 1:21:15
  That's Obama. Look it up, everybody since
• 1:21:19
  Clinton, Bill, mind you, have done nothing but talk about
• 1:21:24
  illegal immigrants and how they're the scourge of our
• 1:21:27
  country. The drugs, the the, the human
• 1:21:30
  trafficking, the the criminal aspect of it.
• 1:21:32
  Every single one of them since Bill Clinton was in office, I
• 1:21:36
  think before he became in office.
• 1:21:37
  I think Reagan even had stance on it.
• 1:21:39
  Now we know why because they are the biggest sex traffickers,
• 1:21:43
  right? So they're just deflecting away
• 1:21:45
  from themselves, right? Correct.
• 1:21:48
  But The thing is, you can hate Trump for what he's doing.
• 1:21:52
  And again, I don't agree with how he's doing it.
• 1:21:54
  Every president has done it. Trump is just that guy that
• 1:21:57
  wants everybody in the world to see him doing it and by any
• 1:22:00
  means possible. Because again, if you, if you
• 1:22:02
  look up, if you Google the machine, you look up the history
• 1:22:05
  of, of presidents and the amount of people they deported, Obama
• 1:22:08
  crushes them all. All of them, like amazingly so.
• 1:22:12
  They all wanted tougher immigration laws.
• 1:22:14
  They all wanted tougher stances on the border.
• 1:22:17
  They all wanted to make it harder to get in the country.
• 1:22:20
  What the current administration doing is nothing new, but that's
• 1:22:23
  all the media wants you to hear about because there's nothing
• 1:22:26
  else in the media except ICE. Look at all your media outlets.
• 1:22:29
  All they're talking about is ICE, nothing else.
• 1:22:32
  It's a smoke and mirrors game. They're hiding something else.
• 1:22:35
  They're not showing you the other things going on in the
• 1:22:37
  world because they want all of you followers and sheep to just
• 1:22:42
  watch the media and focus on ice and ice alone.
• 1:22:46
  Don't focus on anything else. Just focus on ice and you're all
• 1:22:49
  doing a spectacular job. It's just focusing on ice and
• 1:22:54
  what ice is doing to the country and you're going.
• 1:22:57
  Everything else is going on, everything.
• 1:23:00
  And that's the problem with the media now.
• 1:23:02
  They don't focus on news. They focus on what is going to
• 1:23:06
  get you to click and read and subscribe.
• 1:23:09
  They're not focused on the actual news at hand.
• 1:23:12
  Nobody's talking about the fucking Super Bowl.
• 1:23:14
  Nobody's talking about Artemis 2 going to the moon or going
• 1:23:17
  around the moon. People are still saying it's
• 1:23:19
  it's launching today. It was delayed till March 11th
• 1:23:22
  because they found a leak in the fuel container.
• 1:23:24
  Rightfully so, but nobody's talking about those things.
• 1:23:28
  They're talking about ICE. You're hiding something.
• 1:23:30
  Nobody's talking about Elon Musk just made this giant merger.
• 1:23:33
  He now has eclipsed $8.2 billion as an individual human because
• 1:23:39
  he emerged 2 things. Nobody's talking about the fact
• 1:23:41
  that he's going to stop production on two of the most
• 1:23:43
  popular Teslas to focus entirely on robots.
• 1:23:47
  Entirely on robots. But nobody's also talking about
• 1:23:52
  the fact that he's all over those files as well, right?
• 1:23:57
  That's what we're that's what we're deflecting from.
• 1:23:59
  We're deflecting from the fact that the biggest organized sex
• 1:24:05
  trafficking ring in the history of the universe was just
• 1:24:09
  uncovered. And they keep fucking burying it
• 1:24:13
  and burying it. And I do not agree with what
• 1:24:17
  they're doing with immigration either.
• 1:24:18
  We have never rounded people up on the streets.
• 1:24:22
  Let's make it very clear, for every motherfucker that keeps
• 1:24:25
  coming at me and saying, do you support illegal, They're
• 1:24:29
  breaking the law. Fuck you.
• 1:24:32
  First off, fuck you. It's a civil misdemeanor
• 1:24:36
  offense. It's not a criminal offense to
• 1:24:39
  be an illegal alien in this country.
• 1:24:42
  If it was, then we would be the Gestapo, right?
• 1:24:46
  And that's what we're fighting against.
• 1:24:47
  I couldn't agree with Chris Moore.
• 1:24:50
  It is smoke and mirrors and you can't distract yourself so much
• 1:24:54
  and you can't put so much emotion into it that you lose
• 1:24:58
  focus of what they're doing behind the scenes and that it is
• 1:25:02
  clearly the haves and the have nots, right?
• 1:25:05
  Any economist right now will tell you if you make over
• 1:25:08
  120,000 or 240 as a married couple, it's the best economy
• 1:25:12
  you've ever lived in. But if you make less than that,
• 1:25:15
  it's the worst. And there's that's a stark black
• 1:25:18
  and white. There's no in between.
• 1:25:19
  You can't argue that. These are people who all they do
• 1:25:22
  is look at numbers. This isn't me saying that
• 1:25:24
  because I don't like Donald Trump.
• 1:25:26
  January had the worst job loss since the Great Recession.
• 1:25:31
  That's a fact. He can't stand there and say
• 1:25:33
  it's a great economy. It is if you're fucking rich,
• 1:25:37
  right? If you're not and now 120,000
• 1:25:41
  makes it a great economy, you have to make that much money as
• 1:25:44
  a single person or a quarter million as a married couple to
• 1:25:49
  be considered upper middle class That's insane.
• 1:25:53
  It is insane. I just got my new homeowner's
• 1:25:55
  insurance. Dude, fucking $1795 a year.
• 1:26:00
  So what that means what that means and you have a way bigger
• 1:26:04
  house. I have a 1500 square foot house,
• 1:26:08
  what that means to me and I'm going to call my insurance agent
• 1:26:11
  when I cancel it and say I am not paying half of my house
• 1:26:15
  payment to insure it once every month.
• 1:26:19
  Yeah, you're fucking nuts. Yeah, that is the same.
• 1:26:22
  And this is the annual. That's not annual, that's.
• 1:26:25
  That's annual, no, OK. What I'm saying is if you break
• 1:26:28
  that down monthly, that's half of my house payment.
• 1:26:31
  Oh God, wow, that's crazy. It's actually a little more than
• 1:26:35
  half of my house payment. Yeah, OK.
• 1:26:38
  By about $25.00 a month. Wow, that's insane dude.
• 1:26:41
  Yeah, that is insane. And it's not like you have major
• 1:26:44
  catastrophes where you. Live, I have 0 claims.
• 1:26:46
  That's what that's what I saw red dude.
• 1:26:49
  Yeah. You guys told I have hail damage
• 1:26:51
  on my roof that's been signed off by two roofers and State
• 1:26:54
  Farm told me and you guys won't. Yeah, they're not close enough
• 1:26:57
  to they have these stupid fucking rules, right?
• 1:27:00
  Right. So last year in August, State
• 1:27:02
  Farm announced that they are going to recover their money
• 1:27:06
  from the Hurricanes and the floods and all that fires in
• 1:27:09
  California from every other member of the United States.
• 1:27:14
  So we are raising your rates 40 some percent.
• 1:27:16
  They weren't kidding, dude. I went back and found my 2025
• 1:27:20
  bill. It was 1295.
• 1:27:22
  We went to 1795 in one year, $500 a year.
• 1:27:27
  Yeah, yeah, no, my auto insurance went up, but it went
• 1:27:30
  up because of my fault. One is because that stupid lady
• 1:27:33
  that I rubbed her car up in Munn's Park AAA, paid her $1700
• 1:27:38
  for $25 fix and I inadvertently ran that red light that I still
• 1:27:43
  got as a witness. Had I not seen the footage,
• 1:27:44
  there's no way I would have agreed that I ran a red light.
• 1:27:46
  So those two things, I knew my rates were going to go up
• 1:27:49
  because those two things happen, but I'm not.
• 1:27:51
  I can't complain about it because I did it.
• 1:27:53
  It's my bad. I did both those things, but the
• 1:27:57
  Months Park 1 was a complete joke because really she was
• 1:28:01
  chasing money. Then she, you know, got a lawyer
• 1:28:04
  was going to sue, sue, sue. And there's like there's no
• 1:28:06
  reason to sue. You weren't in the vehicle.
• 1:28:09
  Nobody was injured, right? The fact that the fact that this
• 1:28:12
  nice little place up there didn't have camera sucked
• 1:28:15
  outside. They only had them inside
• 1:28:16
  because it would have shown half a mile an hour turn exterior of
• 1:28:21
  my tire rub. This woman, if, if you don't
• 1:28:25
  remember the story, this woman came out of the store, looked at
• 1:28:28
  her car and was jumping up and down like a toddler having a
• 1:28:31
  screaming crying fit because he couldn't get a popsicle.
• 1:28:35
  And then she grabs her phone and starts filming me and goes to my
• 1:28:38
  tailgate and films all the information on my tailgate about
• 1:28:40
  my business and puts it my faces.
• 1:28:42
  You need to, you need to sign something.
• 1:28:44
  I'm like, I no, get that out of my face.
• 1:28:48
  It's nothing. There's nothing physically wrong
• 1:28:51
  with your car. It can be buffed out.
• 1:28:53
  Take it to an auto dealer when you get home, buff it out and
• 1:28:56
  send me the bill that'll cost you $25.
• 1:28:59
  My $9000 paint job on my 1990 Toyota Camry.
• 1:29:02
  Fuck you, but that's the world now.
• 1:29:06
  Those people are adorable. That is the world we live in,
• 1:29:09
  right? Everybody is entitled. $1700
• 1:29:12
  right and she got $1700 for literally I have a friend I sold
• 1:29:18
  houses to probably 3 or 4 people that have the the knowledge of
• 1:29:21
  looking at something saying this is how you fix it.
• 1:29:23
  Kevin looked at it, sent me a message.
• 1:29:25
  Dude, carburetor cleaner, get a rag, get put on the carburetor,
• 1:29:31
  put some carburetor cleaner on that rag and, and go like this
• 1:29:34
  and you'll clean that off. I'm like, dude, it's not my car,
• 1:29:37
  but that's what it would take to clean that off.
• 1:29:40
  That's. Somebody that I remember
• 1:29:41
  discussing this, that's somebody that does this for a living,
• 1:29:44
  that's like, you know, he would be the first person to say if
• 1:29:49
  you fucked up, oh, dude, you know, pair whatever she wants
• 1:29:52
  because she's right. But all day.
• 1:29:55
  Long it's the opposite of that. It's somebody saying no, I can
• 1:29:58
  fix that in 5 minutes, right? So to the people that I just
• 1:30:03
  supposedly you know, I feel bad. I probably offended some people,
• 1:30:06
  but they need to stop what I would ask them.
• 1:30:09
  And it when those people are standing in front of me and I
• 1:30:11
  give them the fuck you, it's because you're not being a human
• 1:30:15
  being. Put yourself.
• 1:30:17
  What would solve all this entitlement problem and where I
• 1:30:21
  have to check myself is put yourself in that person's shoes,
• 1:30:24
  Right. That's why I always hate when
• 1:30:26
  someone says pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
• 1:30:29
  Well, that's easier said than done.
• 1:30:31
  When you're the person sitting in your own house that's warm.
• 1:30:35
  You sleep in a warm bed, you take a warm shower, your clothes
• 1:30:37
  are clean. It's real easy to look at that
• 1:30:40
  person that you consider a loser and say, hey, fucker, why don't
• 1:30:43
  you do what I did? Yeah, ish.
• 1:30:50
  That's easier said than done. Right now, if I'm that person
• 1:30:54
  and I put myself in that person's shoes, I've already
• 1:30:57
  been there. So I can tell you from
• 1:30:58
  experience, it's not that easy. It doesn't work the way you
• 1:31:02
  think. It works when you're the high
• 1:31:04
  and mighty person sitting on the top of the hill.
• 1:31:07
  No, you got to remember what it was like to be at the bottom.
• 1:31:11
  Because that's where everybody starts.
• 1:31:13
  Yeah. We're all, we're all born
• 1:31:14
  exactly the same and we all die exactly the same.
• 1:31:17
  Exact. What you do for the time between
• 1:31:18
  it is what sets us apart. Absolutely.
• 1:31:22
  Try and be a karma karma read Chris's shirt.
• 1:31:25
  Karma do that. Yeah, I called this.
• 1:31:29
  I made makes you feel better. Yeah, I, I make, I make phone
• 1:31:32
  calls, right, For for clients and current clients, past
• 1:31:35
  clients, things like that. I called this one later today
• 1:31:36
  because I go in the MLS where you have the searches set up.
• 1:31:40
  I looked at it and said, OK, she she hasn't, she hasn't looked at
• 1:31:43
  it in a while. So I called her up.
• 1:31:45
  Basically, it's like if I called you, hey, Mike, it's Chris, I'm
• 1:31:48
  the real estate guy. How you doing?
• 1:31:50
  And right out of your mouth. I'm no longer interested.
• 1:31:52
  I live in Indiana. I have no need to buy houses in
• 1:31:54
  Arizona. You just need to stop and then
• 1:31:57
  hangs up. So I text her.
• 1:32:00
  I'm like, the reason I was calling you, Mike, was to
• 1:32:04
  confirm that you were OK with me removing the search because I
• 1:32:09
  seem to recall that you were no longer interested in Arizona.
• 1:32:12
  But I don't want to abruptly just take that search away.
• 1:32:15
  By the way, karma's a beautiful thing.
• 1:32:17
  God bless you and have a nice day.
• 1:32:19
  I like that response. Thank you.
• 1:32:21
  So so here's another little funnel tid that my day started
• 1:32:24
  out like this. After I take the garbage out
• 1:32:27
  this morning and as I walk into my dumpster, I can I can hear
• 1:32:32
  the neighbors to the east coming.
• 1:32:34
  You know the neighbors to the east.
• 1:32:35
  If you don't know the neighbors to the east, these are people
• 1:32:37
  that are just jerks. They, I have a list of things,
• 1:32:40
  you know, the first two weeks we lived here, they pointed out,
• 1:32:43
  oh, you know, there's something wrong with the, the boundary
• 1:32:46
  lines of, of the property. You know, just always
• 1:32:50
  nitpicking, always not receptive to normal human requests.
• 1:32:54
  Couple weeks ago I was, I was driving by them and I waved and
• 1:33:02
  they all just were shocked, right?
• 1:33:04
  Because, you know, trying to be the better person.
• 1:33:08
  So I'm going to the garbage can. I have garbage stick in my
• 1:33:11
  dumpster and I hear him walking behind me, throw my garbage
• 1:33:15
  away. I turn around.
• 1:33:16
  Shit you not. I could have reached out and
• 1:33:17
  touched Grant. What do I say?
• 1:33:20
  Morning, Grant. Kristen and their daughter who's
• 1:33:25
  probably maybe 10 years old, maybe don't say a word as we
• 1:33:31
  pass. Now I'm here.
• 1:33:34
  I hear Kristen say you have no response to that.
• 1:33:37
  I'm thinking what? You didn't have response to
• 1:33:40
  that. You just showed your daughter.
• 1:33:41
  Let's how let's, let's, we just showed our daughter monkey see,
• 1:33:44
  monkey do. Regardless of what you think
• 1:33:47
  about me as a human, regardless of what I think about you as a
• 1:33:49
  human, because I think you're, you know what you think you are,
• 1:33:52
  but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's we're, we're crossing paths.
• 1:33:56
  So it's the second time I've made an effort to at least be
• 1:33:59
  civil. And her response is you didn't
• 1:34:03
  reply to that. Well, you didn't reply to it
• 1:34:05
  either, Christian. Right.
• 1:34:07
  So does that make you any better than your husband?
• 1:34:08
  I think not. And that's the that's the part
• 1:34:11
  that they're missing. You just hit the nail on the
• 1:34:14
  head. For every situation that happens
• 1:34:16
  like that, that person is not thinking.
• 1:34:20
  You just did the same fucking thing.
• 1:34:22
  Yeah, literally there is. No, it's not like there's a Gray
• 1:34:28
  area there where? Well, you know, you did this and
• 1:34:31
  I did that, and they're apples and oranges.
• 1:34:33
  Right now we have apples and apples.
• 1:34:35
  You literally did the same fucking thing that you're
• 1:34:38
  criticizing before. That's one of my pet peeves.
• 1:34:41
  And and since we had that falling out, they've never said
• 1:34:44
  hi. Whatever, when I waved that one
• 1:34:48
  day, then the very next day I noticed what was what was unique
• 1:34:52
  was usually when I leave a little man, I'm driving on the
• 1:34:55
  on the correct side of the road and they're usually walking on
• 1:34:57
  that side of the road, which I think is stupid.
• 1:34:59
  There's no sidewalks. You don't walk in the lane of
• 1:35:01
  traffic. The next day they crossed to the
• 1:35:05
  other side of the road. So when I left, there was no
• 1:35:09
  they weren't in my way and the window was up because it was
• 1:35:13
  cold, but I still nodded. I don't remember if they nodded
• 1:35:15
  back or not because I was driving, but still the effort
• 1:35:17
  was there. So the thing today was just kind
• 1:35:21
  of like, like really like legit. We're we're this far apart.
• 1:35:27
  You can't tell me you didn't see me.
• 1:35:29
  You can't tell me you didn't hear me, right?
• 1:35:31
  And then it reinforced the fact. You're talking like 2 feet.
• 1:35:34
  Right. And then reinforced the fact
• 1:35:35
  when Kristen and walk, when they all walk past the wife, you
• 1:35:38
  don't reply to that. I was like wow, wow, OK.
• 1:35:43
  That's how entitled people can be.
• 1:35:46
  Well, they're just assholes. They don't.
• 1:35:47
  They just, they think they're right and they're not, which is,
• 1:35:49
  you know, kind of like the crazy cat lady yelling at the
• 1:35:52
  irrigation guy we talked about earlier today.
• 1:35:54
  It has nothing to do with you. It's not your house that you're
• 1:35:56
  on. If no, and I'll tell you the
• 1:35:58
  other thing that people need to keep in mind is the person that
• 1:36:01
  you think that you're fucking with.
• 1:36:04
  You may be able to fuck with that person, but you're not
• 1:36:06
  thinking about who that person knows, right?
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  Like I use myself as an example. There's twice in my life I can
• 1:36:14
  think of, at no request of mine. When I was younger, somebody
• 1:36:19
  found out that somebody was fucking with me and they got the
• 1:36:21
  shit kicked out of them that I found out later on, Right?
• 1:36:24
  Yeah. Because that's when I started to
• 1:36:27
  learn, for whatever weird reason, people love me.
• 1:36:31
  Well, the weird reason is because, as you know, as my
• 1:36:34
  friend of more than 30 years, yeah, I'm hyper loyal to people
• 1:36:38
  that are loyal to me. Right?
• 1:36:40
  Agreed. When you call me up and you need
• 1:36:42
  something, if I can do it to the best of my ability, I'm going to
• 1:36:44
  help you out. Yeah, exactly.
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  So. Remember what Nikki says?
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  Yeah, go ahead. Remember.
• 1:36:51
  When you're picking on that person, they may have friends
• 1:36:53
  that are either. You get a higher echelon, a
• 1:36:56
  higher political, a higher whatever.
• 1:36:59
  You know, however you think you're the big man, they may
• 1:37:02
  know somebody that's way bigger than you.
• 1:37:04
  Yeah. And and see, I get that way when
• 1:37:06
  we're running, when we're walking the trails and stuff.
• 1:37:08
  If, if, if you wave to somebody, I get you running.
• 1:37:11
  I get you out of breath. But how hard is this?
• 1:37:15
  Yeah, So then Nikki, Nikki thinks it's, it's just me being
• 1:37:19
  petty, but it's not it's it's you're running.
• 1:37:23
  It's not that hard. I have people.
• 1:37:25
  What zone you're in, dude? I have people I work with that I
• 1:37:28
  do that all day long with. I might see them five times a
• 1:37:30
  day. We say hello every time.
• 1:37:31
  What's up dude? It's not that hard.
• 1:37:33
  How you doing? Even if you're making sure your
• 1:37:34
  day is going OK, right? Even if you don't like me, you
• 1:37:37
  still out of just being a human. All they have to do is.
• 1:37:42
  That's where I get missed. That's where I get misconstrued
• 1:37:45
  a lot and I have to explain to people I have.
• 1:37:49
  I try to be nice to everybody. That's my baseline, right?
• 1:37:53
  Because I think that your shirt is what I try and live every
• 1:37:56
  day. I try and remember that the
• 1:37:58
  person standing across from me is breathing oxygen.
• 1:38:01
  Had to get up in the morning, take a shit, put their clothes
• 1:38:03
  on, take a shower, get out the door just like I did, right?
• 1:38:06
  I'm no better than that person. That's the way Mama Kay raised
• 1:38:09
  me, and she's right. So we start there.
• 1:38:14
  But then I have hierarchies of what I like to call my
• 1:38:17
  friendships. I have people that I rely on,
• 1:38:21
  like yourself, to tell me that I'm fucking up.
• 1:38:24
  And if Chris Dunham says, hey, man, Are you sure you want to do
• 1:38:27
  that? I'm going to listen.
• 1:38:28
  Yeah, because he's got nothing but love.
• 1:38:30
  He has no reason to want to look better than me, be better than
• 1:38:34
  me. I know all these things.
• 1:38:36
  Everything that comes out of your mouth that's constructively
• 1:38:39
  criticizing what I'm doing is done from love.
• 1:38:42
  I'm not going to take that same constructive criticism from
• 1:38:45
  someone that has not lived that same life, right?
• 1:38:49
  So when I get asked why are you nice to that person?
• 1:38:52
  Simply because I'm trying to be a better person, right?
• 1:38:56
  Right. I'm not going to lower myself to
• 1:38:58
  their level anymore and try and out fuckery them for lack of a
• 1:39:02
  better term, right? Right, right, because.
• 1:39:04
  I have no interest in playing that game.
• 1:39:06
  No, it takes 2 to tango. You know, I, I mean totally.
• 1:39:09
  I'm not, I'm not sitting here being all high and mighty.
• 1:39:12
  Oh, I did nothing to offend them.
• 1:39:13
  No, I and I didn't take it that way at all.
• 1:39:16
  No I know which I really didn't do anything to offend them.
• 1:39:18
  We just asked them to clean up their shit literally because
• 1:39:20
  their house and their yard smells like shit.
• 1:39:24
  So it wasn't being disrespectful.
• 1:39:26
  It was the, the, the, the original context was we had a
• 1:39:31
  spot in the backyard our grandson loved to play in and
• 1:39:33
  flies and odor, which is constantly from that corner
• 1:39:36
  because of how they had their chicken coop and how they had
• 1:39:39
  their compost bin and how they don't take care of their
• 1:39:42
  livestock feces that way. I mean, that was the extent of
• 1:39:46
  it. And that's what created this
• 1:39:48
  entire sideways track, because their response was so negative
• 1:39:52
  and combative that you just couldn't look past it, right?
• 1:39:56
  You know, Which sucks because it is, but it is what it is, so.
• 1:40:00
  Well, the flip side, the flip side of that is you try and be
• 1:40:05
  nice to people and then they think that you're a pushover
• 1:40:07
  too. So, you know, I always tell
• 1:40:09
  people the beast in me is sleeping.
• 1:40:11
  It's not dead. Like don't keep coming at me.
• 1:40:13
  Yeah, yeah, it's just when you ignore.
• 1:40:16
  Someone or you try and be nice multiple times about a situation
• 1:40:20
  that like you just described. I can't live with this
• 1:40:22
  situation. Do something about it.
• 1:40:25
  It's a simple request. Yeah, don't be combative, just
• 1:40:29
  acknowledge it and move your stuff so it doesn't smell.
• 1:40:32
  Then you wouldn't want me to come over and shit on your
• 1:40:34
  kitchen floor while you're making eggs in the morning.
• 1:40:37
  Right, and then maybe there wouldn't be a six foot tall
• 1:40:40
  block wall with 12 foot tall hop seed to totally block your noise
• 1:40:44
  and sound out right and you can explain to all your visitors why
• 1:40:47
  that's there now. So when I have to become that
• 1:40:50
  person, I always look at the other person and say I didn't
• 1:40:53
  want to have to do this right? Right, because you were just
• 1:40:56
  about to say it and I rudely interrupted you.
• 1:40:58
  It takes way more effort to be an asshole than it does to smile
• 1:41:03
  at someone and brighten their day.
• 1:41:06
  Yeah. We've discussed this, it makes
• 1:41:07
  you feel good and it makes the other person feel good.
• 1:41:10
  How is that? There's no negative to that
• 1:41:12
  whatsoever. And I would say that's probably
• 1:41:15
  my single biggest goal is somehow along the way, I became
• 1:41:20
  a negative asshole for a while, and I fucking hate that person.
• 1:41:24
  I just do. I remember what that person was
• 1:41:26
  like, and I'd know why I didn't have any friends and no one
• 1:41:30
  wanted to be around me. So let's try to not be that
• 1:41:32
  dude. But unfortunately for the world
• 1:41:35
  and the universe, that guy's still in there, right?
• 1:41:37
  Don't. Yeah.
• 1:41:39
  Everybody, you and I are still grown men at the end of the day.
• 1:41:42
  We're not going to let somebody just roll over us.
• 1:41:44
  No. And everybody's going to have
• 1:41:46
  their bad days and bad moments. But but that this morning was
• 1:41:50
  just that was just I was blown away like and Nikki's Nikki said
• 1:41:54
  it before you either love me or hate me, but do you really hate
• 1:41:57
  me so much that you just can't like because he does everyday he
• 1:42:03
  walks like he's like. He's that's an unacceptable
• 1:42:05
  level like. Yeah, he does.
• 1:42:07
  I'm a Nazi. He walks like a Nazi, like in a
• 1:42:09
  concentration camp. I mean, that's the look on his
• 1:42:11
  face. It's it's pitiful.
• 1:42:13
  He's just, it's like a resting anger face every time I see him.
• 1:42:17
  So is, I don't believe it's directed at me.
• 1:42:19
  But if it is like, my God, are you putting forth so much energy
• 1:42:23
  just to hate me? You don't know me.
• 1:42:25
  You haven't known me long enough.
• 1:42:27
  Before the relationship was fractured, you only knew me for
• 1:42:29
  maybe eight or nine months to begin with.
• 1:42:31
  And that was just from a neighbour's standpoint.
• 1:42:34
  I feel sorry if you don't. Know me, I really do.
• 1:42:36
  I just it's it's blows my mind. It's just it's mind boggling
• 1:42:40
  because you're. Wasting so much of your life
• 1:42:43
  being that is person you could be happy.
• 1:42:46
  Why would you not want to be happy?
• 1:42:48
  Right. And again, I'm not sitting here.
• 1:42:49
  I am I that part of that's not my fault because I'm sure part
• 1:42:51
  of it is my fault because we had some discussions, you know?
• 1:42:55
  But those discussions came about because they weren't willing to
• 1:42:58
  be a human and clean up their shit.
• 1:43:02
  Right. We have to be able to agree to
• 1:43:04
  disagree and move on like human beings.
• 1:43:09
  You know, everybody, not everybody, but people have
• 1:43:13
  moments where they have a falling out that they think is
• 1:43:17
  never going to be. And I'm not saying this, but I'm
• 1:43:20
  saying I've actually had a falling out with people that I
• 1:43:23
  have loved dearly that I thought I was never going to talk to
• 1:43:26
  again, that I have a beautiful relationship with to this day,
• 1:43:29
  right? You just never thought that
• 1:43:32
  these things were going to happen.
• 1:43:33
  But if you can move on and realize that life is fleeting
• 1:43:38
  and short and we're so insignificant in the fabric of
• 1:43:41
  the universe, why don't we just have a good time with the time?
• 1:43:47
  We don't know what's going to happen next, right?
• 1:43:49
  No, no, you could die tomorrow. And so many people that we know
• 1:43:53
  had lately have done have died tomorrow.
• 1:43:56
  And that really puts it. A friend of mine, good friend
• 1:44:00
  Sunshine, she just listened to the episode with Nate where his
• 1:44:03
  wife's got in a car accident that could have been so much
• 1:44:05
  worse. Well, yeah.
• 1:44:06
  And that's how fast things happen.
• 1:44:08
  She's like, jeez, right there on your show.
• 1:44:09
  You know, you guys kept going very well.
• 1:44:12
  I love the episode but you know, thank God she was OK and blah
• 1:44:15
  blah. Blah.
• 1:44:15
  And and and to our credit, we thought Nate was joking because
• 1:44:18
  he did a little, I told her the comedy and legit, when he said
• 1:44:21
  that I was like, like, you're kidding, right?
• 1:44:22
  And he's like, no, I'm serious. Like really.
• 1:44:24
  And I told him afterwards, like, dude, we totally thought you
• 1:44:26
  were just good spoofing, you know, because it was just that
• 1:44:29
  light heart of a fun comedy. He knows the vibe we were in at
• 1:44:32
  the time. Yeah.
• 1:44:33
  Oh yeah, you know. Yeah, and then when you saw his
• 1:44:36
  eyes, it's like, oh, shit. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:38
  She's like, yeah. You could tell there was a
• 1:44:39
  moment you guys knew he was serious.
• 1:44:42
  Yeah, for sure. Yeah, All right, we're going to
• 1:44:46
  wrap this up. I got shit to do.
• 1:44:47
  I'm sure you do too. All right, brother.
• 1:44:48
  I yeah, Vince, Vince message back why wasn't on my calendar
• 1:44:52
  and that was the last thing I, I, I sent him 2 messages.
• 1:44:55
  He hasn't responded yet, so you know.
• 1:44:58
  Well, if you want to come back on Vince, we'll reschedule you.
• 1:45:00
  It's all yeah, yeah, because I want to talk about the mountain
• 1:45:02
  thing. That looked really cool so.
• 1:45:04
  Absolutely. So if you're feeling, you know,
• 1:45:06
  we do this every time. So if you're feeling sad,
• 1:45:08
  sorrow, depressed, suicidal, don't do it.
• 1:45:11
  You know, go go screaming a pillow, go journal, go run, go
• 1:45:15
  work out, you know, go take your frustrations out on something,
• 1:45:19
  not another human and not yourself.
• 1:45:20
  If you can't find time to talk to you, text 988.
• 1:45:24
  Someone's there standing by to help you get off that ledge and
• 1:45:26
  change your mindset. Tomorrow is a better day with
• 1:45:28
  you in it. You will leave a hole in
• 1:45:30
  somebody else's heart if you don't wake up in it, because
• 1:45:32
  somebody does love you, whether you realize that or not.
• 1:45:35
  For the Chris and Mike show, I'm Chris.
• 1:45:36
  He's Mike. Until next time, see you.
• 1:45:38
  Peace. Peace.