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Sydney Sweeney vs OnlyFans + Blind Fire Arms Instructor? | Funny News Podcast · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: It is time.
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  Speaker 3: Time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us
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  Speaker 3: inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trendholm
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  Speaker 3: and a very chipper, bouncy happy Jerry Caldwell.
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  Speaker 2: Good to see you, Jerry. Hope you having a good week.
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  Speaker 3: It has been a full show, or it's been a
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  Speaker 3: full week inside the Treehouse show. We started it with
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  Speaker 3: a very sad story out of the Denver International Airport,
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  Speaker 3: and we're.
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  Speaker 2: Going to end the week.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's still a sad story, but it's a better
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  Speaker 3: way to go. That's how we're going to end.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We started the week with a very sad
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  Speaker 1: story about me getting ghosted by the girl I thought
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  Speaker 1: was the love of my life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'm sorry, Trey.
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  Speaker 3: I thought the guy chucking himself into a jet engine
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  Speaker 3: was more tragic than you being ghost.
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  Speaker 1: No, he got I mean, at least it's over for him.
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  Speaker 2: He's kind of point all right. Fine.
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  Speaker 3: The week started out tragically, mainly for Tray, but also
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  Speaker 3: a little bit for that mentally disturbed man who threw
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  Speaker 3: himself into a frontier jet engine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still I'm still you know, suffering his He's at
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  Speaker 1: least it's it's past.
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  Speaker 2: But we are going to end the week with a
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  Speaker 2: vastly different death. So still sad, but just you know
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  Speaker 2: better where to go.
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  Speaker 3: But before we get there, we got a whole lot
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  Speaker 3: of other stuff to get to.
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  Speaker 2: Including.
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  Speaker 3: Sidney Sweeney's new Euphoria's storyline is making only fan creators furious.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they are pissed.
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  Speaker 3: Forgive the pun. I actually I love the headline from
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  Speaker 3: the article from Variety. Sidney Sweeney's Euphoria sex Worker is
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  Speaker 3: really pissing off only fans models.
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  Speaker 1: Why all right, I have I've never seen the show,
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  Speaker 1: so I've other than you know, Sidney Sweeney sex Worker.
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  Speaker 2: It's got your attention, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? That that's a that is an attention grabber.
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  Speaker 3: In season three, Sidney Sweeney's character starts an only fans
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  Speaker 3: account and real creators are calling the show cartoonish and
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  Speaker 3: completely unrealistic. So on Euphoria, Sidney Sweeney plays a character
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  Speaker 3: named Cassie, and she has started an only fans journey.
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  Speaker 3: It began with her making content posing as a dog
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  Speaker 3: replete with dog ears collar, leash, wristcuffs tailed, and a
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  Speaker 3: satin corset from Sweeney's own lingerie line, Siren.
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  Speaker 2: How do I plase?
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  Speaker 3: Bending over and lapping up water from a bowl on
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  Speaker 3: the ground. She further dresses up as a baby, spread
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  Speaker 3: eagle on the couch and a sheer pink shirt, her
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  Speaker 3: hair and pigtails and a rattle in her mouth. Her
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  Speaker 3: character and her boyfriend or husband's housekeeper, Juana, has been
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  Speaker 3: tasked with snapping photos of Cassie in these revealing costumes
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  Speaker 3: for her only fans. And because of this adventurous slash
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  Speaker 3: cartoonish storyline on Euphoria, Real OnlyFans creators feel like they
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  Speaker 3: are being mocked. Sidney Leathers, an OnlyFans creator since twenty seventeen,
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  Speaker 3: tells Variety there's just a lot that's ridiculous in cartoon
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  Speaker 3: nish about it. There's so much that they have her
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  Speaker 3: doing that is not even allowed on only fans, and
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  Speaker 3: that alone is infuriating. The age plays stuff where she's
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  Speaker 3: dressed as a baby and a diaper, for example. Credit
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  Speaker 3: card processors have very strict rules that you have to
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  Speaker 3: abide by, and the rules are getting stricter all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I guess this is the first time Sidney Leathers has
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  Speaker 3: been introduced to Hollywood likes to exaggerate things.
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  Speaker 1: Or I am sure there's no way possible that you
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  Speaker 1: could pay someone in bitcoin or some other method that
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  Speaker 1: circumvents credit card processing to get that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: And if here would be my number one question for
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  Speaker 1: all the pissed off OnlyFans models, give me the dollar
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  Speaker 1: amount that it would take for you to do said
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  Speaker 1: act that you're upset about. There is a I bet
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  Speaker 1: there's a number.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, everyone's got a price. I'm ready. I am ready
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  Speaker 2: to dress up like a dog right now. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 2: just venmo me. We'll figure this out. I'll send you
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  Speaker 2: some weird stuff quite acting like.
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  Speaker 3: You're holier than thou with whatever sort of creative perspective
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  Speaker 3: you have, just because you Sydney Leathers may see it
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  Speaker 3: as mocking or infuriating or cartoonish. And you would never
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  Speaker 3: dress up as a dog for someone else's sexual gratification
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  Speaker 3: for money. There are plenty of us that would. And
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  Speaker 3: like Tray said, just offer a number. Let's find out.
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  Speaker 3: Let's find out what that number is.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there there was a trend, you know, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: would you be gay for twenty four hours for a
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  Speaker 1: billion dollars? And it's like, yeah, I mean, I'll put
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  Speaker 1: on my Cowboys jersey, you know, I go out. Mmm,
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  Speaker 1: how dare you?
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  Speaker 3: At the end of the day, everyone's got a number.
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  Speaker 3: Not everyone has the same standards as Sidney Leathers. Maitland
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  Speaker 3: Ward got in on the action maitland Ward, who is
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  Speaker 3: also a top OnlyFans creator and adult actress who rakes
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  Speaker 3: in six figures a month on the Only Fans platform,
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  Speaker 3: And if her names sound familiar to you, it's because
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  Speaker 3: she also had a foray into sex work and starred
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  Speaker 3: on the sitcom Boy Meets.
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  Speaker 1: World World Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: As well as the comedy film White Chicks. She found
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  Speaker 3: the baby costume particularly damaging to the already skewed perception
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  Speaker 3: of real life workers on OnlyFans. She says in the
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  Speaker 3: climate we're in, that they dressed her up as a
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  Speaker 3: baby to make pornographic OnlyFans content was beyond troubling and
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  Speaker 3: again serves to perpetuate stereotypes that sex workers have no
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  Speaker 3: moral compass and that they will do anything for money. No,
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  Speaker 3: it's perpetuating a stereotype that some will do anything for money,
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  Speaker 3: or at least that just because this character on a
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  Speaker 3: show may be willing to dress up as a dog
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  Speaker 3: for someone else's gratification for money doesn't mean she's going
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  Speaker 3: to do other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's also it's really easy when you are making six
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  Speaker 1: figures a month to have a moral high ground, to
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  Speaker 1: have lines you won't cross. If they were only making
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  Speaker 1: three thousand a month and someone offered him a big
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  Speaker 1: you know what would your answer be?
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  Speaker 2: Whoof? She goes on to say, this word does.
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  Speaker 3: And there's always this untrue stigma that somehow sex work
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  Speaker 3: is synonymous with sex trafficking and abuse. And they just said,
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  Speaker 3: let's make a joke of it. That is so funny.
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  Speaker 3: I am not laughing. The show's creator Sam Levinson said,
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  Speaker 3: it's meant to be absurd. It's meant to be absurd,
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  Speaker 3: but it appears some OnlyFans models can take.
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  Speaker 2: But not jokes.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to revisit my point on this that
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  Speaker 3: Hollywood doesn't depict many things accurately, never have, probably never will.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be afraid to see some of these OnlyFans creators
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  Speaker 3: who are appalled at Sidney Sweeney's storyline and a television
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  Speaker 3: show that is make believe all the other untruths that
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  Speaker 3: Hollywood has spread throughout the years. There is no phone
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  Speaker 3: call when you go to jail. That's not real. That's
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  Speaker 3: a that's a Hollywood thing. It's it's a it's a
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  Speaker 3: it's it's a way to move a storyline forward. It's
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  Speaker 3: it's it's a plot device.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's not. You only get one vone call on.
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  Speaker 3: You get access to a phone. There are lots of
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  Speaker 3: other things that are inaccurate. We've talked about this recently.
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  Speaker 3: Snuffing a stuffing a chloroform soaked rag over someone's mouth
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  Speaker 3: doesn't incapacity hate them for minutes or hours on end.
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  Speaker 3: If it did that much damage, they'd be dead, or
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  Speaker 3: if they were out for that amount of time, they'd
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  Speaker 3: be dead. There's all sorts of things, police officers, doctors, lawyers,
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  Speaker 3: there's all sorts of stuff. Trials don't take twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I know it looked that way on Law and Order,
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  Speaker 3: but it takes a really long time to go through
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  Speaker 3: the judicial system.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even get me started about physics. There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Neil deGrasse Tyson has made an entire career out of
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  Speaker 3: correcting films and scientific inaccuracies of space. So I know
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  Speaker 3: it's a hard pill to swallow for some of these
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  Speaker 3: Only Fans creators, but at a certain point you just
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  Speaker 3: got to accept the fact that Hollywood's gonna do what
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  Speaker 3: Hollywood does. And you can have your moral high ground
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  Speaker 3: and you can be the one that won't dress up
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  Speaker 3: like a dog, and that's fine, that's good for you.
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  Speaker 3: But some people are willing to do that for money mmmmmm,
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  Speaker 3: especially if that's your if that's your niche. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: there are entire furry conventions that sell out hotels in
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  Speaker 3: major metropolitan areas, so you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's not entirely made up or.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and you know, only Only Fans isn't the only site.
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  Speaker 1: There are plenty of other it's right sites where you
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  Speaker 1: know people do this kind of stuff. Only Fans just
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  Speaker 1: has the biggest name.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And that's the other thing too. It's almost like they're
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  Speaker 3: taking like this storyline personally. It's like, oh, they've got
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  Speaker 3: Sidney Sweeney doing this ridiculous stuff that I can't even
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  Speaker 3: do on Only Fans blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: But you can't, it's not even realistic. You can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, they're not coming after you specifically. It's
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  Speaker 3: an absurd storyline that's meant to be absurd.
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  Speaker 2: And if it's not something that you can do, it's
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  Speaker 2: not cutting into your bottom line. I mean, what what
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  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it Sophie or Sophia Ring who's made one hundred
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  Speaker 3: million dollars on only fans? I mean a tenth of that.
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  Speaker 3: I think all three of us would dress up like
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  Speaker 3: dogs right now.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, I'd be curious asking this question, m what
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  Speaker 1: would you you know, object to more of what they're
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  Speaker 1: doing on euphoria or if Sidney Swiney actually joined only fans.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Man and then dressed up like the dog?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, that might cut into your bottom line because
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  Speaker 1: I I can only I can't even fathom what that
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  Speaker 1: number would be, but I would in the first month,
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  Speaker 1: I would bet it would hit in the nine figures.
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  Speaker 3: Right, it might break only fans, it only fans would
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  Speaker 3: get folded up like a lung.
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  Speaker 1: Chair the only Sydney.
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  Speaker 2: Uh it is.
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  Speaker 3: It is a silly thing, though, It's like, look at
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  Speaker 3: the end of the day, if that's if that's your
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  Speaker 3: biggest gripe, because that's your job and you feel like
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  Speaker 3: they're you know, attacking your job, you got it pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Or way worse things. I think it lends an air
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  Speaker 2: of legitimacy when somebody in Hollywood decides to poke fun
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  Speaker 2: it's something that you do. That's true. It does how
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  Speaker 2: you know you've arrived. You know, Yeah, that is very true.
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  Speaker 3: It's like when Hollywood's making movies and shows about you
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  Speaker 3: or characters that have your occupation slash. You know, if
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  Speaker 3: Saturday Night Live is making fun of you, then it's
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of a badge of honor. It's like, yes,
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  Speaker 3: look at that. I'm big enough to where I'm you know,
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  Speaker 3: able to be satirized. Has anyone ever complained about wird
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  Speaker 3: Al Yankovic? Now, I don't think so, because at the
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  Speaker 3: end of the day, I think he's silly enough where
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  Speaker 3: no one's gonna be like, now, if weird Al does
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  Speaker 3: some sort of an onlyfan song, I'll be here for it. Now,
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  Speaker 3: this is not the only viral story we have to
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  Speaker 3: close out the week here inside the Treehouse. And this
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  Speaker 3: is not the the Sydney Sweeny only fans stuff is
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  Speaker 3: not the only story pumping backlash. The San Francisco Giants
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  Speaker 3: just gave us one most interesting celebrations I have ever
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  Speaker 3: seen after a regular season win.
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  Speaker 2: And very nice. Three in the ninth and very nice.
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  Speaker 3: It is commonplace for baseball players to congratulate each other
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  Speaker 3: after a win, especially over your you know, heated division rival,
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  Speaker 3: but to do it with a triple hip thrust in
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  Speaker 3: the middle of the outfield, that's.
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  Speaker 2: New to me. Put that on only fans.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, there's a lot of mail bonding on that team.
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  Speaker 2: There is, there is.
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  Speaker 3: And because the Giant celebration went so viral, the Giants
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  Speaker 3: manager had to explain it to everyone, or at least
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  Speaker 3: offers some explanation. Uh. They actually asked the Giants manager,
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  Speaker 3: it was it we're in San Francisco. Surprisingly, that's not
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  Speaker 3: the direction he went. That's the direction I might have gone,
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  Speaker 3: but he went a different direction. The San Francisco Giants
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  Speaker 3: outfield went viral after beating the Dodgers because their postgame
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  Speaker 3: celebration was very friendly. Manager Tony Vittello got asked about
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  Speaker 3: it after the game and he said, they're a close
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  Speaker 3: please stop pumping each other on national television. But I
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  Speaker 2: If it hadn't been for Indiana Jones, they wouldn't have
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  Speaker 2: opened it up when and where they did. They still
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: would have opened it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: They would have gone to the remote island and opened
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it up or remote wherever and opened it up. Regardless,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: They're still going to open it up. They're still going
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: to die.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I mean people are gonna die. Yes, people are going
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: to die when they open it. As far as like see,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think it would have happened the same way.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I know they would have opened it and and faces
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: would have melted. But you're not wrong.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Look that really big Nazi who got his face cut
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: up in the propeller of that plane, I'm sure he
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: would feel differently about the presence of Indiana Jones in
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: the film.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: And would it have wound up in Warehouse thirteen at
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: the end of the movie.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: If the point is the overall plot of the film,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: nothing truly changes. The Nazis still open up the Ark
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: of the Covenant and their faces still melt at the
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: end of the day.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Indiana Jones is.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Sort of a plot device for us the audience that
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: we felt we got to participate in punching Nazis, and
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: at the end, we're watching the Nazis' faces melt just
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: like he did. I I still love the movie. It's
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: still an iconic film, it's an iconic character. It's also
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: an iconic plot hole.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, Indiana Jones made a
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: bullwhip look cool. That's a a fedora.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: George Lucas did to archaeology something that I don't think
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: can be replicated nowhere in anywhere. Was anyone ever thinking
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: that archaeologists were cool until Indiana Jones and he put
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: a fidor on him and he gave him a whip,
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: made it cool as hell. The only other film where
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: archaeologists seemed cool was in Jurassic Park with his buddy Spielberg.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Oh not not not tomb Raider. I forgot she was
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: an archaeologist.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Is an archaeologist? Was just a collector?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a treasure hunter.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: The dad may have been an archaeologist, but I don't
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: think she was.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she was a I think she was
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: a Nepo treasure hunter.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: She was the batman of archaeology.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: She really with with epic video game Gazongas.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, Angelina Joe Lee mm hmm.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Perfect.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: You know, of all the times people have gotten pissed
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: off about casting choices like with Batman, Superman, whatever, there
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: wasn't a single gripe when it was announced Angelina Joe
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Lee was going to play tomb Raider, that she was
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: going to play Laura Croft. Everyone's like, yep, that's who
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: it should be, absolutely no doubt, no notes even all
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: the other actors is that probably went up for the
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: role of like Matt I hope I get it, Angelin's
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Jolie's up.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: For I'm not gonna get it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Silly other birthdays today, Rob gon Kowski is thirty seven.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: The fact that he has made it to thirty seven
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: years old without swallowing his own tongue is a minor miracle.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: The fact that he has somehow parlayed his stupidity into
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: a career as someone on a pregame show that he
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: actually talks for a living is astounding. But it also
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: goes to show you that as much as we like
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to think football players are big dumb animals, they're generally
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: pretty intelligent, at least when it comes to football, like,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: you can't be a complete just mindless idiot for and
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: play professional football.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Correct. For the most part, there are some classic, you
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: know exceptions. If it was not for football, I would
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: not be playing football today. Who said that? I think
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: that was the refrigerator. It'd be perfect.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I had it been Rob Gronkowski, Yeah, I would see
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: him saying if it wasn't for football, I wouldn't be
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: here on the Fox Football pregame show today.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: That's true. If it weren't for football, none of you
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: would know who I am, am, and I would just
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: be me and my brothers would just be at the
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: town nuisance at some you know wherever they're from.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they absolutely would. So there you have it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: There are your birthdays today, four Thursday, May fourteenth.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Twenty twenty six. Jerry, what'd you find? I'm stallings, I'm
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: waiting for something to.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Look well, I think I need to make a redaction there.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It would appear that the person that delivered that line
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: was Rodney Dangerfield. That also tracks. Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Man, oh my bad, I forgot. I actually got this
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: segment backwards. I was going to start with one thing
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: then do birthdays, But since I got it, backwards because
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: it's kind of like Friday in my mind for us.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: So we're just going to switch it up a little
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: bit here. As we mentioned earlier today, Trey told us
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: all this week that he and his lovely girlfriend are
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: apparently no more. He doesn't know for sure because she
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: ghosted him. But there is something that I want to
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: prepare you for, Trey, as a just in case. And
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I'm doing this as a friend. And I didn't know
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: about this until I was doing a little research on ghosting.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: There is something called ghost lighting. Ghost Lighting is a
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: toxic relationship in dating trend that combines ghosting abruptly vanishing
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: without explanation, and gas lighting, manipulating someone into doubting their
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: own reality. It happens when someone cuts off all contact
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: only to resurface later and manipulate the narrative so that
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: the disappearance seems fictional or entirely your fault.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I just wanted what.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: You're warning me of that you think i'm you think
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm some drooling idiot that is going to question my reality.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying you're going to believe it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I just want you prepared in case it happens, because
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I did ask you the other day, what happens if
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: she were to come back around, and you said, well,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not really sure. It kind of depends on what
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: she would say, but I don't think she would do this.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: But honestly, I don't think we thought that she would
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: ghost you either. This is an absurd dating trend. The
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: fact that it exists at all is.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Mind numbing.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: But it might be one of the craziest dating things
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: I have ever heard of. Like ghosting's bad enough, but
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: then to come back and combine ghosting and gas lighting
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: to create well ghost lighting and be like, I didn't
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: go anywhere, you're crazy.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I think some of it is, like we said, you know,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: my initial post thought ghosting of something happened after a
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: couple of dates, you know, and that that scenario right there.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I can see where, you know, ghost lighting comes into play,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: But after seven months, I think it takes on a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: different form.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Just in case, at least you're aware. Jerry, have you
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: ever been ghosted? I? Have have you ever ghosted somebody?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe? Yes?
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: It's it's like that statistic I threw up on social
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: media the other day. According to a study, three and
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: five adults have been ghosted, but also three and five
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: have ghosted them, you know others.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I kind of think, Okay, don't do it people, you
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: can't really justify it. That being said, I think I
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: was justified.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Look, I also threw up on our Facebook and Instagram stories.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I threw up a quick poll where it's like, is
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: ghosting okay? Yes, no depends? Not a single vote for yes,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: but it was split fifty to fifty between no and
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: depends right. And obviously I threw depend in because sometimes
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: it's not just a clear cut yes or no. There
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: can be extenuating circumstances trade situation. Doesn't sound like they
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: were any but I thought that was fascinating. Not a
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: single person is willing to vote yes, it's okay, But
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: still so many people have said that they've done it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: And it was never after that much time. It was
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: you know, you go out of first date, that's great,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Then the second one it's like, holy crap, that was crazy.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: You know, don't could be wrong. I like the crazy,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: but just you know, and then you.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: And I think, if we're talking about ghosting in like
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you go on two dates with someone and then you
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: just don't call them again. I think that's fine. I
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: think you don't really owe them any explanation.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: You don't necessarily have to do an explanation. But I
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: think a quick hey, it was great to meet you.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I'm moving on just just since some sort of a
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I'm a manner's person, so to me, it just seems
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: polite to be like, it's great to meet you, but
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's a good idea for us to
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: hang out.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: You're a manner's person. I am a man to take
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: the dishes out of the sink before you pee in it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Look, I did that like two or three times.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Out of all the days I've spent on this earth
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: and all the times I've used to sync as a
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: normal person.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: You're just cherry picking stuff.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: And if you if you name you can name that
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: movie where that line comes from. Bonus points.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying you do it a few times. That
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean that you I that you get labeled as
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: such for the rest of your life.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Steal Magnolias.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I need to rewatch that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I will That is a hill, a hill I will
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: die on. That is one of the great movies. Great writing,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: great characters, great casting. Uh. Shirley maclain was.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Phenomenal Olympia Ducucus and a very young Julia Roberts. Mm hmmm.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's actually been that long since Tara
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: and I watched that. It's only been like, I think
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: we watched it like a handful of years ago. That's
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: a good movie, and it does offer up the line
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: about ping and the scene. I know, and if you're
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: a guy and you've seen that movie, when you get married,
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: you're like, can I have an armadilla cake.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Here?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen it? I have?
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, just making sure first sec you look in a
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: confused and Tom Scaret mm hmm. I think that's actually
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: how my mom convinced me to watch the movie. She said, well,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: it's got the commanding officer from Top Gun in it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay. When I was growing up, my
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: adoptive parents were old enough to be my grandparents. So
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I have seen Steel, Magnolia's and Cocoon and you know
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: all the old folks fair of the eighties and nineties.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I've you're all caught up on Matt Locke. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: and Murder. She wrote, yeah, oh, you watched it, absolutely
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: you did. And in the heat of the night, Yes,
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: that was one of my dad's favorite shows. What do
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: old people watch these days?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Oh? No, it's whatever we watch. I was about to say,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: what are we watching?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I was about to say CBS.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I have not jumped the old person shark so much
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: that I watch anything that's on CBS.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I don't need to see ncis Albuquerque for Wait? Is
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: that a thing? I give it time? I probably Okay, okay, okay.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I can at least feel like I have some cool
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: points because if we're the old people now, like whatever
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: we watches the old people programming, be like I watched
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: The Boys. I would love to I would love to
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: see my grandmother's face if you're alive, be like, okay, okay, grandmother.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I'll watch. I'll watch this episode
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: of matt Lock with you. If you watch just one
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: scene of the Boys with me.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Dan, how far along you are are you in season five?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I am caught up with the exception of I've got
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes of the most recent episode to finish.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: So you've seen the deeps yea, his taint Tanner.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I saw the ass murder scene, Yes, I have I
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: have a I have a brief theory on this final
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: season of the.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: No, not not the ass murder.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: There's may I don't think i've seen yet they do.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: There, it's a quick clip of Deep doing like an
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: infomercial for the taint. Yeah, he's got the his legs
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: up like that video.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: He's balls, he's a ball radiating or whatever.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a red light therapy for yeah, the taint.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Uh huh. So.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: My my theory on this final season of The Boys
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: is this is a show that's already known for shock factor,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: shock value, not just visually, but just dialogue as well.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like this season they've amped it up because
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I feel like they've got like just a book full
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: of crazy stuff to do and crazy stuff to say
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: that they've built up over the previous four seasons, and
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: now that they're in the fifth and final season.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: They are unloading.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: All of it in this final season, and I applaud
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: them for it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: It's been a boozy so far. Yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: One of the things I was waiting for was the
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: f and diabolical line for the season, and this one
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: was the most lackluster delivery of all of them so far.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Have you seen the ass murder scene? I don't think
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Now you let us know when you have.
• 36:07
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• 36:14
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• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Jerry, are you uh? Is that a? Is that a
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: clam puppet on your hand?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Prop comic?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Now I don't hear you, Jerry, I'm sorry, Yes, that
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: is a Boston Bay clam.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Since we were just talking about the boys traded? You
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: catch the line in a previous episode? Did you catch
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: the line this season where someone told the Deep that
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: he clams, that he clam dives clams, and then I
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: believe he protested too much, saying.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I don't do that. I still have questions about the octopus.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Say this is coming from the guy that did have
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: a romantic relationship with an octopus. Immediately after the ass
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: murder scene, I was thinking to myself, how can someone
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: explain the show to anyone? Because if you try to
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: explain it, they're never going to believe you.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: The only thing you can really do is just say,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: watch an episode. Watch the first one. Yeah, I mean
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: it starts out pretty strong.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Yep. It sets a tone, and the victim of the
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: ass murder's final line was also just.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Which was.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Not the effect. My asshole really hurts.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Put that on the tombstone.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Jerry, I'd get caught up if yeah, yeah, all right.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: A Florida veteran faked being blind for years, then he
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: got busted doing everything blind people are not supposed to do.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: He pleaded guilty after collecting nearly two hundred and forty
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: five thousand dollars in disability benefits while claiming he was
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: legally blind. Meanwhile, prosecutors say this guy was driving, reading,
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: working security out of school, and worked as a firearms specialist.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: So he wasn't very good at, you know, pretending to
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: be blind. Just when he would go to the VA.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: When he'd leave the VA, he would just run a muck.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: As far as doing everything blind people are not supposed
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I was gonna sarcastically say, you know what, was he
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: playing darts? But yeah, yeah, that pales in comparison to firearms.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: It truly does.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: This is one of those cases where real life takes
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: your takes our joke, and it's like.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Holding my beer. I mean, that's an entirely different news
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: story blind firearms expert. Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Uh So that gets us to our final story inside
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: the Treehouse this week, because we did start on a
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: couple of sad notes this week, one Tray being ghosted
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: by his girlfriend and two the guy who decided to
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: commit suicide by jet at the Denver International Airport. This
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: last story is more closely related to jumping into a
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: jet engine story, although still sad. A cruise guest, a
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Carnival cruise guest, died after she drove off a peer
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: on her scooter. I feel like this could have been
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: avoided because it's not like those things go so fast
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: that you can't catch up to them and stop them.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Lettle anyway, Okay, so she was late back from the excursion.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: A Carnival Cruise Line guest died after driving a mobility
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: scooter off the pier at the private Bahamas Destination Celebration Key.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: The incident took place May ninth, while Carnival Celebration ship
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: was visiting. Carnival teams responded, successfully retrieving her from the water,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: although it was too late. The ship was on a
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: week long Eastern Caribbean cruise at the time. The Royal
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Bahamas Police Force said in a news release that initial
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: investigations found that the guest, who was eighty eight years
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: old and from the United States, reportedly lost control of
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: the scooter and is believed to have struck her head
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: against the hull of the vessel before the water.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Identity has not been released.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pinning the autopsy because evidently at eighty eight and
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: driving a scooter, you you still have questions.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Sorry, that was in poor taste, That was the wrong button.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: That you're gonna go with a splash, that's next, there
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: we go. R P Grammy mm hmm. Hey, but you
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: know what solid way to go.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: It's way better and getting sucked into a jet engine. Yeah,
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I mean you when you really, really really love the
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: cruise ship.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: It does. Actually, Jerry, you bring up a good point.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: It does make you wonder.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: It's like, was she really worried about being left and
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: that's why she was going full speed back at it?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know what exactly is full speed for a lark.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I don't even know.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Isn't that like yours? I mean, I don't really know
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: what the top end is on on the mobility scooters
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: because their mobility scooters they're not you know, they're not
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: supposed to be street vehicles. Although she might have had
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: a souped up one o, they should have put floaties on.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: It would appeared the maximum speeds about four miles an hour.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: So yeah, very brisk walk. Someone couldn't catch exactly. Someone
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: gonna get sued.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: She might have just taken that hard right turn into
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: the into heaven.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: I feel like someone said that about Dale Learnart too.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: This a little scooter with some wings on it?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, what was it? Hang on? What was the Denver
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: the airport story?
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: The guy that got sucked into the jet engine?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I thought you had an update on that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: He was crazy, Oh and kind of an a hole.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I believe the headlines I saw were correct.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a shocker.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it turns out jumping over a perimeter fence at
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: an international airport, running onto a jetway and thrusting yourself
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: or standing in front of a jet engine was intentional.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we all thought that was the case.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: And the attorney they've already lined up the sude Denver Airport.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna try to say it's an attractive nuisance
• 44:41
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