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DONKEY: Florida Woman Stole From Walmart Thinking Security Guard Was Trying To 'Holler' At Her · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling the watch out of Florida, Miloria.
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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 1: all of Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you are a donkey.
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  Speaker 3: A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
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  Speaker 2: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested
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  Speaker 2: after that said he rigged the door to his home
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  Speaker 2: in an attempt to electro hit his pregnant lights. Police
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  Speaker 2: arrested in Orlando man we're talking to Fromada to the
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  Speaker 2: breakfast club. Bitch you donkey other day with Charlam Hayne,
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  Speaker 2: a guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him
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  Speaker 2: get y'all elected. Well, lookle do Walla is not me.
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  Speaker 1: It's your state, okay, Donkey Today for Thursday, October twelfth,
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  Speaker 1: goes to a Florida woman named Catherine Eves. Eve's okay,
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  Speaker 1: Now what does Uncle Syall will always tell you about
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  Speaker 1: the great state of Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Say it with me.
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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 1: all of Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Catherine was arrested in charged with petty retail theft and
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  Speaker 1: she stole from the Cultural Institution that is Walmart.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: According to the surveillance footage, this woman was walking around
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  Speaker 1: Walmart for about three hours before walking into the Higher Center,
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  Speaker 1: passing several CAST registers, and leaving the store without paying
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  Speaker 1: for our items. I know, I know you're thinking to yourself,
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  Speaker 1: who the hell walks around Walmart for three hours? The
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  Speaker 1: answer would be us country folk.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: If you read my first book, a New York Times bestseller,
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  Speaker 1: Black Privilege, then you know I have a whole sub
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  Speaker 1: chapter dedicated to Walmart. See when you grew up where
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  Speaker 1: I grew up, Mont Corna, South Carolina, and you know
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  Speaker 1: it's not much to do. And when we were young,
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  Speaker 1: that twenty four hour Walmart, we would go there late
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  Speaker 1: at night and wandering around for hours, just like that
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  Speaker 1: young lady. Now, mind you, I was a teenager. She's
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  Speaker 1: thirty four years old. But maybe she hasn't figured life out.
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  Speaker 2: Check.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, when I was wandering around Walmart for hours as
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  Speaker 1: a teenager, I hadn't figured life out yet either, So
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  Speaker 1: maybe she was wandering around Walmart trying to figure things out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not judging, but I tell you what, I am
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  Speaker 1: judging her choice to steal. See Captain stole one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and sixty dollars worth of items. Two head colored kids,
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  Speaker 1: two drill batteries, shampoo, and a few other random items
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  Speaker 1: fishing hooks and all types of stuff, totally one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and sixty dollars. Now she got arrested. The reason she's
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  Speaker 1: getting donkey today is because of why she told officers
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  Speaker 1: she stole I quote. I thought the security guard was
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  Speaker 1: trying to holler at me. Let me read some of
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  Speaker 1: the post Miranda interview. Eves told deputies the security guard
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  Speaker 1: started talking to her, but she thought he was trying
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  Speaker 1: to holler, so she ran out of the store. Oh
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  Speaker 1: and my point is proven. She said she was at
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  Speaker 1: Walmart in the first place because she had nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do and was killing time. And she says she had
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  Speaker 1: to return a few items and grab a few more.
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  Speaker 1: So you return some items, and by grab a few more,
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  Speaker 1: you meant still, this is what happens when you tell
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  Speaker 1: one lie. When you tell one lie, you got to
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  Speaker 1: tell another one that makes sense of the first one
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  Speaker 1: you just told. So her story is, I came in
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  Speaker 1: the store to return some items and grab a few more.
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  Speaker 1: I also had nothing to do and was killing some time.
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  Speaker 1: I walked past all the cash registers in the tire center,
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  Speaker 1: and she said she left the store because there was
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  Speaker 1: no cashiers in the tiest center area. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know why you thought you could pay for those items
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  Speaker 1: in the tires c in the era area in the
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  Speaker 1: first place, once you got to be buying a tire
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  Speaker 1: to buy other items too. Furthermore, when there's no cashiers around,
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  Speaker 1: that is not a reason to leave the store. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: when I'm in those situations, I think it's a setup
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  Speaker 1: because soon as you try to walk out the door,
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  Speaker 1: secure tady, an asset protection specialist gonna hop out like
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  Speaker 1: gotcha bitch. And that's exactly what happened here. Asset protection
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  Speaker 1: specialists popped out and told her go back in the store. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: she refused, and because she refused, you know, she got arrested.
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  Speaker 3: You know, she got caught. And now look here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the only reason the security guard was trying
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  Speaker 1: to hil at her was to tell her stupid ass
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  Speaker 1: to get back in the store and pay for these
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  Speaker 1: items before you get locked up.
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  Speaker 3: And Charlamagne gives you donkey today. And I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 3: y'all something.
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  Speaker 1: I know somebody coming down off of meth high when
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  Speaker 1: I hear one okay, wandering around Walmart at thirty four
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  Speaker 1: years old, walking around the store for three hours, stole
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty dollars of a bunch of random items.
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  Speaker 1: Then though the security guard was trying to holler, trying
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  Speaker 1: to kick it to her, that's her excuse for not
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  Speaker 1: paying for the items.
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  Speaker 3: Meth okay, these are the stages of meth, the rush,
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  Speaker 3: the high.
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  Speaker 1: She walked around Walmart waiting for the hide of way off,
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  Speaker 1: and as it started the way off, she started tweaking.
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  Speaker 1: When folks is tweaking, they lonely depressed. This is a
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  Speaker 1: very dangerous time because they have increased hostility, irr ability,
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  Speaker 1: and delusion. And you know what really grinds my giars
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  Speaker 1: about that situation, though, Catherine, if the security guard did
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  Speaker 1: try to holll at you, all you had to do
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  Speaker 1: is entertain them. Men are stupid telling me looked handsome
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  Speaker 1: in his uniform. Ask him if you're working out, Say
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  Speaker 1: is that your flashlight? And you happy to see me?
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  Speaker 3: Say ooh, is that lazy eye winking at me?
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  Speaker 1: That security guard wouldn't have cared if you walked out
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  Speaker 1: after that, he would have either paid for the items
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  Speaker 1: for you or just let you slide. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: what you got to get what you want. Okay, as
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  Speaker 1: women out here popping a whole poem poom for forty dollars,
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  Speaker 1: you could have flirted with the fat security guard for
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty and got all your items for free.
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  Speaker 2: Boom.
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  Speaker 1: I should have been a pi caasft. Please give Catherine
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  Speaker 1: the East the sweeps out of the Hamiltons. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you are the dog gee of.
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  Speaker 2: The day, dog gee all the day.
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  Speaker 3: Ye.
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  Speaker 1: That would have never happened to Sexy Red sounds like
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  Speaker 1: it wouldn't have happened to you. That would have never
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  Speaker 1: happened to Sukiana, okay, JT and Young Miami. That would
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  Speaker 1: have never happened to them. Okay, They would have known
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  Speaker 1: how to play that security guard. They would have had
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  Speaker 1: that security guard wrapped around in their finger. All right,
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  Speaker 1: look in one of their eyes if you want to trapped,
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  Speaker 1: all right, the got your boom, then slid with one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and sixty dollars out the store and I'll be back.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be back in a couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: He's sitting there, fat with the lazy eye like it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like.
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  Speaker 2: You use some of those. It's that a flashlight? Are
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  Speaker 2: you happy to see me? It seems like you used that.
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  Speaker 3: Before you judging the inner city girl of me.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's all right. You wanna play game? Not really?
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  Speaker 2: M m, not really because I want to know?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Well, I guess we'll play a game up.
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  Speaker 2: I guess racing?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: She's race don't really matter when you're from Florida. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: but Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Her name is Kathany, thirty four years old, walked around
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  Speaker 1: Walmart for three hours before she stole one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: sixty items. She said she stole the items and had
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  Speaker 1: to run out the store because security was flirting with her.
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  Speaker 3: Guess what racing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna white?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Ah? Because I feel like if they were black, they
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't have stole a fish hook. They would have stole
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  Speaker 2: things that they made sell. It was lying.
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  Speaker 1: I made that up. I made the fish. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: I made the fish. I mean she did I tell you?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you tell me, you tell me a drill
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  Speaker 1: bit fish?
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  Speaker 3: She did?
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  Speaker 1: She did all that, all that stuff, she be lying
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  Speaker 1: all the time. She did she stole those things, but
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  Speaker 1: she didn't steal the fish. They said random items, so
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  Speaker 1: I just threw. I just thought in my mind what
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  Speaker 1: the random items would be.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is now. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what she is now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused. Well, but you'll be happy to know that
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  Speaker 1: you were correct. She is Caucasian.
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  Speaker 2: Then you said black person's gonna try to flip something. Still,
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  Speaker 2: and you can't get that much money for a fishok.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I made the fisher cup.
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  Speaker 1: The only reason I made the fisher cup because it
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  Speaker 1: said what she stole and then it said random idels.
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  Speaker 3: In my mind, based off the picture I saw, you.
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  Speaker 2: Just said it would probably she probably would steal a fish.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, man, I'm gonna be honest with you. She looks think,
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  Speaker 1: so I thought fish. So I just I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why my mind went the fish. She looks like she
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  Speaker 1: got a fishy older about her little bacterial vaginosis.
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  Speaker 2: A little stinky. Yeah, that's a little stinky, little poo poo,
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  Speaker 2: that's all. A little dirty paper.
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  Speaker 1: Did steal two head colored kids, two drill batteries, and
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  Speaker 1: some shampoo. And then it said a few random models.
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  Speaker 1: That's what made me say fish hooks.
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  Speaker 2: B et will see you tomorrow, Pece p et Now
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  Speaker 2: Charlamagne asked this question.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't ask this question.
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  Speaker 1: I was in the control room listening to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: our team talk, and I heard, I just heard the
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  Speaker 1: question where do old holes go?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so let's open up the finishes.
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  Speaker 3: It just got me to thinking, where do old holes go?
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  Speaker 3: Because we all know the old hose.
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  Speaker 2: Eight, because we knew when they was young. Five eight five,
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  Speaker 2: we're already now one on five to one.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it ain't now what are they doing church?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure listen, listen, I'm sure they've evolved, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just because they used to, you know, pop that thing
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  Speaker 1: for forty dollars back in the day, don't mean nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Some of them, some of them your mama's.
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  Speaker 1: Some of them your mama's. They got daughters. Some of
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  Speaker 1: the new holes go talk to their mama. You'll see
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  Speaker 1: the applet on far too far from the trees.
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  Speaker 2: Talk to the holes. I hate y'all. All right, let's talk.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred five five five one.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, all of y'all know y'all out there right
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  Speaker 1: now thinking to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Damn all?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: All holes go to heaven?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Boy, all dogs go to heaven. I'm sorry. Eight hundred
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  Speaker 2: five eight five one oh five one all male.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's true. If you could, you called male hose dogs.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, the who hell is that you want.
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  Speaker 2: To turn turn? Come on, come on up a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: up a little bit, come on, about to play one.
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  Speaker 2: We're about pay a little bit. It's about to play where
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  Speaker 2: the old holes coast. The question turn up the breakfast
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  Speaker 2: club