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Episode 21: The Brothers Grimm · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Big week in the Tom and Jerry Show. Tom, how
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm feeling irrelevant, irre irrelevant, irrelevant.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: I watched the sixty two year old again. I have
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  Speaker 2: a great time for the Lithuanian lads. Spend two days
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: on his hands and knees laying insulation. And what I say,
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: he's in the sixties. The man could have been in
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: his twenties, given the rough nature of the job. And
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: I just stood there going would you like tea? Would
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: you like tea? She's like no, I don't drink too.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, of course you don't. Of course you don't.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Happen back. Do you want like a? Do you want
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: emotional support? Harry? We all doing, Ladies and gentlemen. You're
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show. That is Tom.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: O'manny over there. I'm Jerry McBride. Tom is in the
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: middle of the building house. If you're wondering why there
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: are aged Lithuanian men all around the hand and knees
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  Speaker 1: in his in his in his.
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  Speaker 2: GAF, just realize my free shout out. I'm going to
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: shout him out. She freed de Walt. These are mighty,
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  Speaker 2: these goggles that come sunglasses. They stay up there all
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: the time and I don't even remember, and then when
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: I have some horrible stuff to do with a grinder
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: or something, click them down. I didn't realize there's only
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: up the age of that. We're at now, that where
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: I have to think about help and safety, Jerry, I
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: hadn't thought about it before then. I would just squint
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: when sparky things or stony things are flying at my face.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: Who knews I have?
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  Speaker 1: I've been as you as I've told you. Tom, I've
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: been a big fan of health and safety for some time.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: You mocked me for it, and here you are protecting
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: your eyes against flying hot metal.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: Baby. It's twenty twenty four, Jerry, I have a new man,
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: what can I say? And a new man? I'm again
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: we say actual Fanta, not fake actual Fanta. But I
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: didn't buy it. So let's look. I'm clearly okay. How
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: are you?
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  Speaker 1: Keeping?
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  Speaker 2: Is the most important thing? You look good?
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm damn good. I'm damn good. We had a
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: great week with the Tom and Jerry social media crowd.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: We're going to get onto them later on that We're
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: going to get into the show proper, all right. We're
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: gonna get into the show proper because we've a lot
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: to get through. Big Week, Tom, Big Week, lots of
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: stuff happening. There are weeks that you and I struggle
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: to fill the show now, struggle to fill the meagu
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: for forty five minutes that the Tom and Jerry Show
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: not to do as a disservice, Jerry, there are certain
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: criteria that has to fit the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could talk about the drivel of the earth
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: that is going on at the minute, Like they just
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: discovered Alexander the Great. If anybody watched on Netflix, it's
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: a great thing. If you enjoyed the Roman Empire stuff,
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: it's a great thing to watch. But they just discovered
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  Speaker 2: But would we talk about that, Nah, because it's no crack.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: It's crack. Who cares.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: We want to bring you, guys, the best content that
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: we can find. I'd have seven of a month evening, honestly.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: Is the best policy, Jerry. That's what I say.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're dead right, And I kid, I kid, I kid.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: In actual fact time, we were recording this out of step.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: We're recording this on it's Tuesday evening. For a reason
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: that will become apparent now once we get into the
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: first segment, which is when we talk about the big
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: news of the week, Tom, that scuttle bought, that rip,
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: roaring Gossip, the scandal, the scar, the Weekly what have you.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: in my head. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean again, there's any amount. And I didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to push yet as to why you kicked me
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  Speaker 2: to the curb last night, but it would seem you're
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: going to tell us and some make it with shape
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  Speaker 2: or form I had.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: I had reasons that were not Tom and Jerry affiliated.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: But at the same time it worked out for us,
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  Speaker 1: Tom because as we record now, on Tuesday night, there
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: was an announcement this morning at eight am that had
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: been flag posted yesterday Monday that Oasis we're going to
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: make an announcement at eight am on Sunday. And I said, Tom,
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: you know what, Let's hold off until Tuesday and see
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: what that announcement is. Because if it's the guys going
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: back on tour, that's worthy worth talking about with the
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: Weekly what have you. If it's a release of a
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: thirty eight anniversary gold plated edition of Definitely Maybe, which
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: it could very well have been. I was then we
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: would have been hustling for content here. But no that
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  Speaker 1: the former is true Oasis Tom back in action, and
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  Speaker 1: before we put a Tom and Jerry's spin on it,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, Oasis, your thoughts me
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: are the people you the Tom of Tom and Jerry?
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  Speaker 2: You kind of looked beyond me there into the middle distance.
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: Its like, who is he? Yes? To be fair, I
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  Speaker 2: can't there's what I know?
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  Speaker 1: That was a real like you know who you're talking
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  Speaker 1: to me? There's no one else here.
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  Speaker 2: I've lost my mind, Jerry, I've literally I've lost it.
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  Speaker 1: So then we wore this kind of stuff. If you
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: see want to hear a man falling apart ribbon by
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  Speaker 1: ribbon mentally and physically, just stay tuned at the Tom
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry show because I am by.
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  Speaker 2: Oasis.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let me rephrase it, Tom, your thoughts on
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  Speaker 1: Oasis the band? Please, Tom, o'money take it.
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  Speaker 2: Away now you're just being facetious. Do you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I don't not hate him. I don't not hate him
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  Speaker 2: at all.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: It's it's a good place to start I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like Christy Moore if the command the
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: radio will be like all right, okay, as music music level,
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: they have bangers, they have bangers throughout. There's one where
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: you kind of go, you know, like Champagne Super and Nova,
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah all day long, Wonderwall. I mean it became a
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: national and international meme of you know, the bolics at
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: the house party. Yeah, but the bollocks at the house party,
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: like and everybody.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah sing wonder Wall. Yeah.
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: But there's you have to have. You have to have
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: something with the other. You can't just be like Prince
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: would have been amazing being prince, but he never been prince.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: If you know, if you look like no Edmonds, do
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: you know, like how he behaved like you know, a
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: regular joke. You have to have the rock star and
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: they were the last. Yeah in Farens, they were the
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: last rockstars. Now there's been some sit ins, but you
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: can't take you can't take it away from either one
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  Speaker 2: of them, especially like Liam, true rockstar, true rockstar. Rough
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: like Alve you know, invented his own walk, you know,
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: invented his own style of everything horrendous, you know, mad haircut, like.
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  Speaker 1: And not not in possession of huge amounts of what
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: anyone would call h talt.
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: No, that's what you see, that's what I think. There's
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: a there's things about when you look at like again
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: you look at Prince, you go, you nobody could there'll
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: ever be another one? You can never do that again,
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  Speaker 2: that's never. But when you look at Gallaher, there's an
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  Speaker 2: attainability about him because you're like, ah, he's just normal
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: looking fellow, like just giving it a go. In a
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: lot of ways you go marginally ugly, but in some
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: ways you go okay, maybe some people. And he's an
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  Speaker 2: alright singer, he's an interest.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm going to tell you? You
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: can sing? I'll tell you this. Nobody can sing like
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: Liam Gallaher. No, but that doesn't mean to say Liam
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: Gallaher can sing. How about that that fair.
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: Here you go? There you got There are singers out
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  Speaker 2: there that it's it's it's art, it's all interpretive. But
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: does does he have to be able to hit the
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  Speaker 2: high notes like you know Bruno Mars No, No, but
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  Speaker 2: he's got He had that you know, that that aggressive
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  Speaker 2: kind of any style where he had the microphone up
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  Speaker 2: way too high, turn it down to his way too high,
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  Speaker 2: hands behind his back, you know, like almost almost like
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  Speaker 2: calling the microphone out, like you know, possibly take a swing.
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  Speaker 1: Of the influence of something for sure listen.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: And they came out with at Land of Things. I
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: remember an interview with Noel after, you know, was that
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: some night out or some bash or something. I was like,
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: you know, how you feeling this? Even I've got seven
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: million pounds in the bank and I've got it, just
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: took charge of a rare Jaguar, and I've got my
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: own house, and I'm in the best rock band in
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  Speaker 2: the world, So you know, I'm fucking having it, you know,
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: and you're like, okay, you know, people are humble at
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: these times, but no, no, no, you know, and then
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: they back it up by just packing every place. And
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: I would, I would. It would be one of the
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  Speaker 2: bands I would take out in the nineties with me
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: and go Yep yep, Red Hot Chili Peppers and yeah.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: There you go. I mean, I fell in with Oasis
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: with the first two albums because again, we're we we
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: we We grew up town at the fulcrum of the
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: universe in the early eighties to nineties, so the first
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: whole albums waste thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, that whole britpop thing.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Very much loved them. Never went to see them live
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: because by the time the third album came out, I
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: was gone off and I was like, you know, not
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: just gone off away as I wasn't like really listening
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: to music at all. Yeah, so I never want to
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: see them, Like God damn it. Tom. I'll tell you now,
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: this is where we'll get into the Tom and Jerry
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, if you want to know about the
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: Gallagher brothers, look him up. I'm pretty sure you'll. You'll
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: You'll not have to look long and hard for other
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: accomplishments and all this kind of thing, and I'll tell
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: you what's better again. I will say this much. Anyone
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: that was under the notion that they were never going
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: to get back together and have some multi million pound tour,
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: forget about it. I have a bridge to tell you
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: that this was always in the cards, no surprise.
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  Speaker 2: To me, and one hundred percent it was on the
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: cards because they dragged it out and they dragged it.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: All manybe he wants it up to me, and I
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: want it's up to him. You know, he's doing his
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: own thing. You know our kid. He's doing their own thing, a.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Kid like you're definitely yeah, you're definitely, you.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Know, definitely, And i'd say Tom, no harm inten, maybe definitely.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe in ten years will be sick looking at the fucker.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: Sure you know, like they toured. Ay, here's the thing, Tom,
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: I might go and see them in Croke Park. Okay, okay,
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: But to do that sounds to me like you could
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: be talking to I could. I could, actually, yeah, I
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: could to do that. Here's what we're going to talk
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: about for the weekly. What have you to do that?
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: We have to buy tickets and that doesn't seem to
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: be all that easy anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because the amount of times I get asked
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  Speaker 2: you don't know anyone with tickets day or whatever, you know,
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: because for whatever reason, people think, like the three times
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: I was on television that I have the inside track
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  Speaker 2: to MCD, I'm like, no, no, no, I don't. I'm
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: afraid I don't, but.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. Okay, So tickets go on sale
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: for away. This is eight o'clock on Saturday morning. If
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: you're listening to this on Thursday, you're probably in the
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: queue already. But what you and I grew up with.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Was Cuban at the local news agents the morning tickets
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: went on sale. Yeah, for me, it was the local
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: sports shop. I don't know how if it was for you,
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: but for some reason, the local sports shop was also
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: a ticket master. Declan Lockman Sports. If anybody's in the
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: morning area, that's where you bought tickets to go see concerts.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: I'm viewed up. It's half seven or whatever. It was
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: in the morning, and there was line of boys and
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: the doors open, and you walked in and you bought
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: them like you were buying cigarettes. You went up to
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: the till and said four tickets please, You printed them
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: out and gave it to them to you and you
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: gave them or whatever.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: It was very handy if you were buying cigarettes at
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: the same time, you know it. I mean you're getting cigarette.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Well, this was sports shops, so you could be buying
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: like shuttlecocks and devil knows what. I'm sure something like
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: that happened in your time.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think, and yeah, I think I'm nearly sure.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Was it was it a sports shop or a petro station.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: I'm nearly sure it was with somebody's pler station. I'm nearly.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Sure. What might sound familiar to you as well, Tom,
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: This might sound familiar. Ah, private bus companies. Yeah, so
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: if there was a local private bus company that would
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: just run buses to Bengo and things like this, they
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: would have packages that they would take you to Slaine.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: So a ticket and your bus to Slaye for X amount. Yeah,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: and that was it to get you there and back again.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: Or indeed the day trip to Tip, I ticket to
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Tip and that. But you went to a place and
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: you physically bought a tick. Okay. The notion that I
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: only remember very certain things like you two pop mart
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: I remember that sold out in an hour and that
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: was big noise that, Oh my god, these tickets sold
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: out in an hour.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: I guess they were just really printing them off in
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Castle Blaney. But now that it's all gone online, here's
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: the thing, Tom, I have no idea how I'm going
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: to get tickets on Saturday morning except for the look
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: of fools.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: That's it, And that's all it comes down to. There,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: that's all it comes down to. I'm sure there are
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: some Q tours out there have worked out a physical,
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: you know, an algorithm that they can hack in some
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: which way and get ahead in a queue. I'm sure
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: somebody had. But there's it's again, it's the look at
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: to draw and there's almost no do you know, it's
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: nearly like getting It's like winning a fight without getting
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: in a fight, you know that kind of way. There's
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: near there's no prize. It's like getting Ah got the
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: kinderregg But it's just the thing has already made insiders like,
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: oh Jesus, do.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to tell you as well? Tom,
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: there's another thing that I just don't understand, cannot understand
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: for the sake of my life. And this is not
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: a new thing. This is going back maybe twenty years
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: now at this stage at least ten.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those.
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  Speaker 1: Times, ten or twenty years, I know, that's quite the
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: swing pre sales or you pre where there's a pre
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: sale for a concert. So say if there's a big
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: concert and you're with three on a network that you
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: get pre sale codes that you get four stibs of tickets, right,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: So how there's tickets left for anybody the next day,
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I'll never know because if that's the three arena you're
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: selling now, that only holds like what twelve to fifteen thousand.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe they must do it. Yeah, well they must only
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: a lot then again, it must be a lottery system
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: to your phone. I if I could, if I knew
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: more about these things, I wish I did. But the
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: reality is they have their their set, their numbers tarted
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: up right. Everything is leaning towards the ticket seller.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: They like, yes, I think the day of it being
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: a fair gambit, a fair one on what's gone, because
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I will to use your to use your fight analogy,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: tom to use your fight analogy. If this is indeed
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: a fight, then the pre sale code is like, hey,
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: your votaphone, do you want to give him three free
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: TOMPs before you even gets yeah? Like who would turn
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: that down? And how would you win otherwise that you're
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: going to get three good, heavy dead nors to the
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: back of the neck before you even.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Well that's you know, get a swing of the lot
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: And I mean and you saw like the you know,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: the craze of the lights of when Garth Brooks was
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: selling back and you know part of the documentary' if
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: did you see it on Netflix? Whatever? It was a
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: bit soppy, fairly American, you know yourself. But they went
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: to Ireland. They went to Ireland and people were out
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: in the pistons of rain. They had tents, they'd all
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: started around the corner and there was kind of a
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: that in itself was nearly an event, you know, that
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: kind of way. It was like, well, we're going on,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: we're going up to and we're going waiting out for
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: gart tickets when he finally got them or whatever. And
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: this on the online thing in the weird way they've
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: worked it out, is like, but also they can an
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: a shamedly crank at the price of a ticket, like
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Taylor watching McCall it's seven and eight hundred doors a ticket,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: and then like, well, it is what it is. It's online, sucker,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: suck it, you know, whereas they know, face to face
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: you couldn't ask somebody for seven hundred quid in over
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: a little boot in Steven's Green shopping center wherever you're
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: taking whatever mask on. You couldn't, like you couldn't. But
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: you can do it online. You can un a shamedly
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: go well it is, it is what it is. And
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: then you have the likes of stub hub and these
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: grown you know who hang around just Hawk and Hawk
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: and tickets afterwards, like go you know, they clean up
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: a few and then just wait till they're all gone
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: and then go, yeah, look at let you go.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing as well, like it's it's if
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I okay, so say I say, I wake up and
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: tickets go and say at eight o'clock on Saturday morning
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: and by all means Oasis fans play along this Saturday. Okay,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: look like this, all right? I don't get an opportunity
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: to go in and say, hmm, let me peruse the
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: let me peruse the venue. Where would I like to sit?
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: What's my price range? How much are these seats against
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: these seats? Will I take this seat here for ninety euro?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Or this seat here for one hundred and twenty? How
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: much is it?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Pit?
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, now I've done the sums here. I'm gonna
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: take two seats in this stand and it's gonna cost
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: me x y Z Okay. Yes, they're gone, gone, they're gone,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: and there's no fucking around tom And that's what we
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: get in And you get the first two seats that
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: you can grab hands on, and that's it.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: That's the rip, that's the that's what it is. It's
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: like they know people will come busting through the gates
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: like a bunch of those bulls and pampeloma and ready
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: to shit in their hands and clap just to get
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: their hands on whatever ticket they can get their hands on.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: And again, if there was time to do it, and
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: they were got you know, doing a lot, you know,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: seat seating and all the rest of it. Like you said,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: people might go for you know, they don't care. That
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: means they can crank an extra ten percent in every ticket.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Because people bust in to the internet with an absolute
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: frotten at the ears to get their hands on a ticket,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: and that's where the rub is. They were like, we
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: gotta pay for an actual ticket stall and vendors and
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: all that bullshit. No, we just let them get savages.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Just jump into the vata labba that is their ticket system,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: and let's and they'll hope for the best and be
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: delighted when.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: It for the rest. Because I'll tell you this much,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: tom okay, I said there, you might not get to
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: pick the seat that you want. You're not going to
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: get the seat that you want. You're not going to
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: get to pick the stand that you want. Tom Oasis
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: are playing two nights, you might have no say as
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: what night you go?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just like I want.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Two tickets, and and and and and this has become
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: like the dance that people have that if one person
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: wants tickets, If I, Jerry McBride want tickets, I log on,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: my wife will log on. I I'll log on on
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: my laptop, on my phone, she log on on her
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: laptop on her phone. That's four devices trying to get
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: two tickets. And maybe in desperate times we might ask
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: a sister in law or something like that to try
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: as well. There are people that I remember, for Taylor Swift,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: those people like and I had the whole family logging
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: on at one time to get it. Tom. This is madness,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: This is unsustainable.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: This is why I have banned music in our house.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: My son doesn't even know exist, So you'll have it,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: no early onset of music. Love for these moments of madness.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I did like how they how they announced it, though
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: there was a cheekiness to that how they they teased
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: it out, like with an old picture, you know, that
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: heavy that heavy tape, that heavy boss style text behind
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: what that would have said something like it would have
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: said their name, but they put their date into it.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: It's like Oh, this is very conspiracy theorist, isn't it.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Isn't this very interesting? They stuck that there.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: It's amazing like the fact that the Oasis brothers apparently
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: have put aside their differences to come together because share
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: the love of music and make millions of pounds off
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: it as well. And they released a photo of the
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: two of them and it's photoshopped, not even in the
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: same room, so best the look to them making the
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: August seventeenth and eight year the Eagles literally literally abuse
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: each other between courses, and yet they can still do
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Hotel California and pack out whatever stadium they want.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I tell you now, when you get moneymen involved in
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: these two, they will tranquilize whoever they got to tranquilize
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: and pull strings and get literally pulled strings from the
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: rafters to get these two bastards.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: They will they will have a perspect sheet down the
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: middle of the stage to stop them from.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I just imagine. I don't know if you if you
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: ever saw the program, and when I no doubt you
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: have step tone Son where they had to fallen out
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: and they divided the whole house with plywood, even to
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Telly was the middle.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Do you know what you're going to tell you, Tom
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: it's the first time. Like it's going to be a
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Blues Brothers style gig, but instead of having the chicken
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: wire between the stage and the audience, they're gonna have
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: chicken wire down the middle of the stage to keep
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: the two brothers apart.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know how much all of that Rowland was,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: It's all it's all a pro wrestling, there's all it is.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the k FI someday. Because they
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: could never give specific specifics on what the issue was.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, well a kid, you know. I was
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: back and forth and they never there was never a specifics.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: You know. Noah was like, oh, you know, I'd make
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: up with him if I could. You know, it was
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: just him and he's like, oh, it's just you know,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: And I think I think they were. There was a great,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: a great story of the two of them drinking in Mayo.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Did you ever hear that one of a wedding?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: No?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Go on, we stayed they will will We'll wrap up
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: the segment they stayed at. They stayed at the hotel
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: that we went on our honeymoon. Downstairs as the basement
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: part Cookie Guy owns that there's strange things like all
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: starts hanging from the ceiland and the way of a
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: blowfish or maybe like there might be an anchor or
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: whatever and crazy place. They were there, and it was
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: a cousin's wedding because their cousins are all from Mayo.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And Steve Coogan, whose family are from Mayo as well,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: was there at it. And they were on the sash hard,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: you know, the two boys and Cougan and all the
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Mayo lads and the Mayo boys were always were at
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: the pump and they were like, oh and sing a song,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: will you. I thing was wonderful, you know, I singing
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: because I waste their ship. Okay, you know what I mean.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: They were giving him and Cougan went, well, I'll sing,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: and he sang like a Frank Sinatra song. Brilliant singer.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: They're all thought he was the bee's knees. And the
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: night went wild and they drunken shorts off the whole lot.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: And it was the following morning that Liam was in bed.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: He woke up and it was like a lump of
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: a body under it. Christ, what am I after bringing
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: up here?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Now? Who is this? What I do? Oh?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: God? Next thing, a knock came from housekeeping because he's
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: going the paparas you're going to catch this. Oh my god,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I'm a dead man. This is just oh God almighty.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: And just as as house keeping knocked, Coogan sits a
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: boat right in the bed and he goes, oh, I'm
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: still a today.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: What mentioned and that was it was his telling of
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: it was very good that even he got this roar laughing,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and even he went, Jesus Christ, that's brilliant.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Back on.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Those lads. If you are in going to see those lads, folks,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: let us know if you have any tickets, because we
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: could be here on next week's episode asking do you
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: have any tickets or we would have tickets ourselves. Let's
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: find out. But that's those lads. They were nearly these lads,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: these lads being this lad, but they didn't make it
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: for this lad this week. Section two requires a lad
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: that sow this lad it surpasses all other lads, and
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you the gallaher brothers nearly made it
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: into this lad of this week, but no, no, we
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: saved this segment.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: For this lad that I am. I knew this lad
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: obviously because it's your life knows about this guy. He
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: it is a course. Quickly, we went with Robert F.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Kennedy Bobby F. Kennedy as as he's affectionately known, it
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: would seem, and he's he was an independent up until
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: very recent he was in I think he's.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: That's that's what has him in the nast this week.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: He has he has given up his candidacy for the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: US presidency and that has put him into the news
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: and put him into our headlights.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, again, I don't
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: care about him our policy, and especially don't care about
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: American politics. But I found him interesting because he spoke
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: with such a wild voice. I was like, what is
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: happening here? By all accounts he I looked it up.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: He said, he just woke up one day and it
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: just got bad, and he's had a titanium thing put
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: in his throat to see can he do better? But
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I like how he sounds. I worked with a fella
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: who sounded like that. His were rowly Tobecca related. I mean,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: a full packet of old holborn in the day would
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: do that to you. But yeah, he made into this
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: latter and I knew, I knew he was I knew
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: he was in you know, a kind of a wild
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: country fellow for a Kennedy. It didn't make sense. And
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: then you started to send him be on stuff. I
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: was like, what what.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: So he like, here's the thing, Okay, Yeah, Tom's right,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: he is a politician. He gave up his independent candidacy
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: because you know, he old hard light to day of
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: what was it going to do for him?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Not not because he was he was getting boxed out,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: would see. He was like, sure, of course you're getting
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: boxed out.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You can't be in the ending to go up against
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: those two parties and the two party system.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: You're having a prayer and.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: He bent the need of Trump mays, God go with him.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Let's see how that works out on in November. Any
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: American listeners to the Tom and Jerry Show, But how
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you will God do? And he's a Kennedy at the
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: back of it all, Tom and we're talking like all
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy's Kennedy Kennedy. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: not not adjacent, you know, married young like Schwartzenegger or
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: something like or I used to you know, mow their cat.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Or he's actually like his father assassinated, his uncle assassinated famously.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: He didn't initially go into politics. He was an environmental
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: lawyer for the longest time and then but I didn't.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I knew he was into like ravens and falcons and
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, and he was into who bare the
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: lead there?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Just yeah, we're going to help the people here. Now,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: just just give you an idea of some of the
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: criteria that we put this lad up to. Okay, you've
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: got to do something in particular that really pops you
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: on the news to get you into the category of
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: this lad. Yeah, and what Tom was about to tell you,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: of the three stories that he's about to tell you,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: any one of these, any one of them would have
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: made him this lad. It's a gold star, this lad.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: And he's got three of them in one week.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: He's got three of them. He's got like, we're not
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: going to go into his whole life, because my god,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: that's an interesting life.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he let's get into Tom, let's get into it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: We go to the first one and he essentially I
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: think he must have been on a podcast or something
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: with with Roseanne, the stand up slash actor Roseanne Barr
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: and he's just came up about a bear dead bear
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: cub in Central Park and she was like, what the.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Well, it must be stressed Tom. Nobody asked him, Robert,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: what's your take on bear road kill? Any curiosity? No,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: he was just like on a down period, started talking
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: He was, yeah, on a down period, so he I
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: guess he just figured I better tell an interesting story here.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: So here he was as tipping along. He was heading
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: off to take some people falconing, do you know, yes?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And millionaires kids? What can I say exactly?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: This is it?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, I'm falconer. But he came
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: across on the side of the road a bear cub
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: that had been hit by a car, and so of
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: course he pulled over and picked him up, put him
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: in the back of the vent. He said it was
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: in good nick. He was going to skin him because
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: the meat he reckoned would be top over the pops.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Now apparently black. I don't know. I once picked up
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: a pheasant with the same notion. I put him back
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: down fairy quickly. I won't lie, because yes, he was
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: riper than I because he looked perfect, and you know,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I went, well, I.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Mean I'm pretty sure there's if something's been killed on
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: the road. You've got a window.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: You do have a window. You do have a window.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: And I thought I had that. I was there, and
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: it took me a good five minutes to realize window
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: had been closed and not worth not worth it, not
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: worth it. So I'm guessing old Babbo had figured he
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: was in Winnie the pool, was in good nick enough,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: and he's basically said, I chucked him in the back
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: because he's good, good condition. He's and I was going
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: to skin him and use the meat and put him
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: a refrigerator. He's a environmental man. He don't like waste.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I can't now mak him for
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: picking up a dead bear and then go on to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: be a fan of nose to tail eating.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's strange to meet. But he got
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: held up chair in the busy New York State carry
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: on busy day of falconry. Thought he'd be in the
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: boot the finest and before he knew it, he was
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: heading back for a dinner at a steakhouse in New
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: York and drop these people off. The day dragged on
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: and dragged on, and then he had to go to
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: the airport and the bear was in the back of
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: the car. After the dinner, he's like, look gone, he's gone.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: We've all had ice cream melt on the way back
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: from this.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: This is the thing I went to the glove compartment
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: of the card the other day looking for in my
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: insanity in the height of summer, you all be at
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: an Irish summer a twirl and I won't lie there.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I could have drank it. Yeah I didn't and I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: didn't drink it. Now had a a Capri Suns straw
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: and poked it in. I think it would have been
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: a new invention.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: It would have been a dangerous But I don't think
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: he could stick a straw into this bear chair.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: No. If he could have, he absolutely would have.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I think he probably would have now, as it just
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: so happened on the same in the same card, the
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: same day he had an owl bike. If somebody asked him,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: any chance while you're out it, Bob, would you get
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: rid of that?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going falcon.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Sure of course things have to line up for this story, Tom.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Of course I will. Now he had the bike in
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: he had a couple of people in the car with
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: him at the time, he had a shrinking bear in
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the back and they're driving through New York City and
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: he says, no, I wasn't drinking. But the rest of
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: the lads thought it was a good idea. So what
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: he did was he took the bike out and the
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: bear in alongside that kind of a cycle lane in
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Central Park, because where else would you find a possible
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: bear and the cyclist in the same place in New
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: York on your way to the airport. But it was
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: tried to claim like it was a hit and run,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: like the person hit it with his bike, hit a
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: bear and then a forty four pound bearre I guarantee
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: you that car only just about killed him, I can
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: tell you now. And the old bike on the planet
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: is going to kill a bear any of any I.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Will say, Tom. If nothing else, this story adds fuel
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: to the fire that bears a ship.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, look look look over my head right now.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: You see it. I'm not shy about it. The bear's
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: head hanging there. Okay, it's a teddy bear's head, but
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: it's a bear's head. You're right, staying ship, staying ship,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: and this is just ship.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing with here's the thing with crazy, Okay.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Know, anybody can be crazy, right yeah, but for you
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: to be like proper, you know, transcendent crazy, you have
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to make non crazy people question themselves. Yeah, not make
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: us question you. I'm not questioning Robert Kennedy there, I'm
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: questioning what I know about the world. And that's like
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: next level this, this lad crazy, okay, because right now
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: all I'm thinking of is are the bears in Central Park?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Would there naturally be a bear in Central Park?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was saying with the bike, the
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: bike situation. Bike. Yes, no, I'm going to go out
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: in a limb, and I'm not goggling because that's no crack.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I'd like no as the listeners to tell us, I've
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: been in Central Park, You've been in central part of chair.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's space for bears.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Just I don't think they would I have a bear
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: just roam around Central Park with a bike. Number one.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Bears are typically only where there's grub to be had
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: other and need eating a couple of pooral deblto are
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: down there. Look, I don't think and I mean I
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: know natural selection is a thing that people are talking
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: about bringing back to the wolves here in Ireland and
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. But I don't think they're going to
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: let bears into Central Park, New York City, New York State.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't see what we're doing here now,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Like you know, we're not on about Bob Kennedy loading
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: a bear into the back of his Karen driving around
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: like a mad basket because you're going to chop it
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: up for bear steaks. Where you're going? Like where does
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: a bear hang out? Do you see what he's done
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: to us? Tom? Yeah, Yeah, that's he's kind of that's this,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: that's this, lad Worthy, you know what I mean. That's
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: it you do it is you drive seeing people.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Crazy now wonder I mean, I've had lads in the car.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: We've all had lads in the car to make suggestions
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: about things, and you're like, I forgo, look, jeez, I'm not.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: And you'll take a back road because one fellow swore
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: that it was a short cut, and before you know it,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: you've lost the bumper on inside the pothole. Fuck you anyway, now,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I'd never and I've been in some weird scenarios and
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I became super famous and politics
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: you know in politics would they find anything as wild
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: as this lad, Because again I don't think it's because
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I just wouldn't have ended up there because
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I wasn't born a millionaire's child. I wouldn't be facul.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Also, it's baffling, like you know, a millionaire's child never
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: want to put money in his life, couldn't buy bears.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Tom could buy all the bears that he wanted, and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you don't have to pick up dead bears.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not holding the bear bit against him at all,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: against the picking up the dead bear. I'm actually not
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: one bit, even though people are probably thinking that that's
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: the crux of the story. For me, it's the barns stage,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: the stage hit part of the diorama that he allowed
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: the rest of the people the character, convincing that it
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: was a good idea, and then he went, yeah, sure,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: look at.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I'll come to find out. Tom, there was nobody in
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the car with him, and he just did it himself.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Very easily, very easy.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: All right, Tom, that's one story. One story. Now this,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I mean it could be a tribute seven on the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: on the fruit Machine. Let's see if we get two more.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: For sure, I think there's one comment. Now, this could
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: be a maybe this could attribute to why he was
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: at that kind of carry on. I mean they had
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: there had been reports that he had a dog one time,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: but he said it wasn't. There was a goat. This
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: is in around the time, Yeah, sure, look at it.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: This is in around the time that he he said
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: he got a brain parasite, a brain worm, which I wait,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: prefer other than the brain parasite or a three bi parasite,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I way prefer the term brain worm because I just
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: imagine a worm with glasses being really smart and a
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: book going around the inside your.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a bookworm or like a taking out of an.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Apple, like yeah, and every so often he comes out
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: of your ear going I think you'll find and he
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: corrects you a real pedantic bollocks of a warming is
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: right all the time. Actually, actually, if I have fingers,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I put I don't know how he's holding the book either. There,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: His tail holds the book. Maybe inside he's inside in
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the middle suit. Yeah, earth worm gym, that's what he's
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: inside my head.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: So he claimed anyway, he was getting blackouts, he was
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: getting dizzy. We've all been there. We've all been there.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I know an ex pro wrestler who gied histeacks dropped
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: him on in his head and for two years that's
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: where he was. But as it turns out, it was
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: just a big dead to his skull and he could
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: attribute it right to that moment where in Manchester he
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: dropped him on his head outside the ring. Turns out
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: old Bobby went and I don't know where you what scan? Now,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know what scan you'd go for, but he
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: went for a scan and they discovered, uh, a bit
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: of warm inside and his head. Now we've always here's
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: the thing. We've all heard the phrase to you know,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: to you know, to earwig too. You know, you know
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: you've heard of you tapeworms and stuff. I've never heard
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: the one. I stand to be corrected too. By the way,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I'm just throwing this out there because it's one of
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: the best sounded things I've ever heard. That he'd brain worm,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: and so I have.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Heard of I have heard of brain parasites and blood
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: parasites and intestinal parasites, which will be the more common ones.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: That's the ones that you would hear about. That you
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: would and you could understand that you ate something that
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: had parasites in it, and such like, now the brain parasites, Tom,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: If the man had brain parasites, very sorry, that's a
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: serious thing. He says that they ate a part of
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: his brain. Okay, not sure that's how it works, but
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm willing to be schooled on brain parasites.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Number three said it left from with significant short term
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: memory loss and not quite problematic yet long term memory loss,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: but long term memory loss of some degree. And he
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: said all this or he had been interviewed for his
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: suitability for a presidential role.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: But do you know what, And again, I'm never getting
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: into politics. But when you compare the competition at the time.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: But it's almost like he and it's almost like.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: That's what he was trying to do.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: He was like, well, that guy is old as fuck,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: and that guy can't lay straight in bed and in
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: in in the in the in the in honor of
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: all that, in the spirit of all that. Half my
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: brain has been chomped by your.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Own gym exactly.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: And I wake up with stuff leaking out of my ears,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you know what? And he said all this, Tom, unprompted. Unprompted,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: someone said, how was your rob Well, I'll tell you
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: since I got that brain parasite every days been awake
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: in hell.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Do you know what, I genuinely think you can get
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: into American politics without being a mad bastard? Do you
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? And coming out with mad shit
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: or you know, our politicians are so boring in comparison
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: that they don't come out like they come out with clangers.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: But it's like Jesus Christ. You could literally make a
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: TV show around any one of them you pick, because
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: they've all come out with absolute showstop and headlines. They're
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: like Jesus Christ. And then Bobby is like, yeah, have
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: a brain, and I've half a brain.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Lu's possibly by a warm possibly by eating meat that
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I found on the road, which I also do. Not
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: for nothing. But this third story. Tom hit me with
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: this third one, Okay, because this one I think I
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: don't know if top it is this is the right world.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: The top of it is. Absolutely it's head and shoulders and
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: overtairs if nothing else. So the daughter has been interviewed
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: and there's nothing worse to see it. Kids, They they
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: shame the life out of you, you know yourself. They'll
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: say things like I remember sitting in a hotel one morning,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: hungover after doing a gig. I don't know whether it
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: was out of West Barland, and I saw I heard
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: the family behind us, and the woman came over to
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: feed them or give them their breakfast, to take their
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: breakfast order, and the three year old turned around with
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: daddy pissed in the bat. The man nearly died in
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: like he didn't you just knew by his reaction. But
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: this kid was like, I was just fuck, yeah, yeah,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say it because maybe he ran the
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: bat and it sounded like we be And now he
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: just said it out as loud as anybody hearing with
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: kids say the darnedes things. Well, his kid kids.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Say the darnest thing. What did Robert F. Kennedy's child
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: say about him? Your child a grown adult, she's.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Grown out of Kathleen Alexander Kennedy, otherwise known as Gig.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: He was chatting in just a few years back, this
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: is twenty twelve. She was in town and country being
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: chatted about you know, how you know parents and stuff
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Kennedy another, if not people of the people to yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Exactly, And she asked and mad about you know, your
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: your dad he's a mad environmentalist. He's mad into the
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Lepinon rivers and he hangs around with ravens and stuff.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: What sort of a fellow was he growing up with?
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: And she basically went, oh, Jesus, I remember this one
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: time where now I need to get there. I'm trying
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: to get so it's basically, he cut the head off
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: a whale with a chainsaw. Now he wasn't just driving
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: around with a chainsaw. He's not a lot well to
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: be faired. I would hold that against him either. You
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: could find any kind of machinery in the back of
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: my car these days. So essentially, they were up at
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Hannah's Port, where the Kennedy's have their their compound, a
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: very famous compound, and they'd heard it's in Massachusetts again,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: people of the people, People of the people. And they'd
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: heard listen, there's a dead whale below at the beach.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: And he would buy Jesus Christ, that's for us. Now
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: we're heading Do you know what, we'll make a right
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: job at this. We're heading up to New York, which
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: is four five hours away. We'll swing down to the
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: beach and have a look at this villa. Lovely job,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Dad goes Tom. I would probably jumps out of the
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: back of the car the car chains. No, no, no, no, no,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he wore protective eyewear cher he
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: may be a point to note him. He may be
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: like yourself, right, mad for the safety and he basically
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: took the head off. Now it can't be the biggest
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: whale the world, right, I guess Lord knows what happened.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Guessing this isn't like a blue whale, right.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I go so far as to say, Jesus, he needs
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: two kinds of petrol to get through that anyway. But
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm guessing this is some sort of sperm whale
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: or something. No, the sperm is a huge too. Well,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't know, like.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck knows? Tom like? But do you know
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: what is a small way.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Get into the semantics of the whole thing, Because the
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: man is still cutting the head off of mammal with
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: the chains out here, jer let's not an equa mammal
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: will say this, this is a beach. This is a
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: beach where like, good for I want to scull of
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: that other exactly Other people have done stupid things, like
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: there was a town that put dynamite into one You
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: remember that in America a couple of years I do.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: You remember that?
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: And they blew it up molten blubber fell everywhere for
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: hundreds of meters around, almost gote like on, like just insane.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: He decided, I want to scull of that thing. It'd
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: be lovely, not shy of stopping off for a den animal.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: This is Bobby's thing, right.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is his second in ten minutes.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Going on, chops the head clean off and then a
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: fair play got all the way through. It must have
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: been a decent sawn on fairness. Bone, I'll tell you now,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: jar no what I know bone. He wouldn't have any
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: regular blade going through that. Now. He spent a few
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: pounds on this saw, strapped it to the roof of
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: the minivan.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: That can you get up there, Tomas? Had he lifted
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: up there?
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Have you not seen the man do twenty pull ups?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Have you not seen him? He's seventy years of age
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: and do twenty pull ups with a bad shoulder.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: He's lifting the head of a way, that'd be like
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: lifting one of the Atlas stones, you know what I mean?
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: That's just what he's fit as a flea, a flea.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Jesus in the mouth. He brings a chainsaw with him everywhere.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: That's not some slob of a human jar. That's a
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: man who's ready for action.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Right, So just and we'll give you some We'll give
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: you some idea of the size of this that even
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: the smallest whale I can the smallest way I can
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: think of. Right now, Tom is free willy, a killer whale.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: That's the smallest whale I can think of. And it's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: still bigger than the biggest cow I've ever seen.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the cow's head is a fair watch of
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: a thing.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: So this is all right, okay. So essentially, let's assume
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: he's got some sort of whale winch with him. He
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: gets it up on the roof.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: It gets it up on the roof, and every time
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: they accelerated on the highway, whale juice would more in
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: the windows of the car. It was the rankest thing
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: on the planet. He said, we all had plastic pads
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: over our heads and the mouthholes cut out. I'm not
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: sure you understand that, okay, And.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: So they were. They made a careful of rubber bandits.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Essentially blind by careful of rubber bandits. Right, So they
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: made rubber bandits balaclavas. You skipped one beautiful detail on
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: that time, that he attached the whalehead to the top
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: of the car with bungee cords like it used to
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: keep your school.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Bag on the back of your bike, you see, like,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: and why why I gave right? So she continued. So
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: this was in twoime and twelve. But of course the
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: resurface now because you know what I mean, whatever you
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: did years ago, as soon as you put rand up
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: for but he kept the whale skull and represents a
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: significant ongoing vite. Yeah, I mean it is a violation
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: what he did, right, I don't I haven't heard them
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: question him about it because and I told you the story.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: This is the only thing, right, I told you the
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: story about the kid and the dad pissing in the
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: pisson in the bed. Yes, there's a few flaws here
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: in this story by kick. Now, she may remember it
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: differently as a child. I don't know, right, but I
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: wonder sometimes she was She's trying to hang him out
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: to dry. And I'll tell you why. The bungee cords
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: don't do it for me, jir you If.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: You're going to where the story comes apart.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: That's literally, and that's what would happen the bungee for
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: a reason, jer therefore holding down and owl whatever. But
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: you're not going holding and like there's no loops on
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: the head. Unless he went in through the eye sockets
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: and went back under the car and dragged it over
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: the top. That joke is coming off three feet up
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: the beach. I'm telling you now you need ratchet straps.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: You probably need a pallette to tie it down to
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: up there. There's all sorts of the fact that it's
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: a whale's head. I mean, we all think when we
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: were small, you know our dad was superman because he
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: cracked two walnuts in his hand. I don't know any
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: outlet that could catch the head of a whale that
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: he just spent, let's be honest, an hour cutting through
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: bollocksed some saw and just drag it up onto the
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: roof of a car and no way up the road
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: with him and our juice flowing out of it. I well,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know if the outlet. I don't know what
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: she just spinning in the wheels for the craw.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I will say, Tom, of everything you've told me this afternoon,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: it's the only story that has any sort of president,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: because she wouldn't be the first Kennedy sitting in the
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: back of a car with brain fluid all over.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: No, that's way, that's true.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: That's true, and on that No, Robert F. Kennedy, wish
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you all the best in your future and everybody but
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Ah. I like, I like. I like some parts of
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: the stories. I do. I can see myself ended up
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: accidentally in those scenarios. But also if a friend of me,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: friend of mine, was telling me here I chopped the
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: head off a whale and dragged it up the road,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I go, what the fuck did you do?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Look? Sure, some friendly yours in Hanna's Port has a trailer,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Why.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: About as near to that as I've ever got is
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: one time I found the rim of a of a
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: tire in a ditch and a tuggle home with me.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, done that.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: That's as close as I can get there.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I've done that. Yeah, I have done that. So yeah,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I know I I bolted.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I bolted the wall out here, and I wrapped the
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: hose around it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember that. I do remember that.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: And a great, a great move, And that was your
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: moment of environmental your environmental moment.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Speaking and what not. That's as close as I can
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: get you to put in a whale of carcass.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Speaking of ron scenarios, I think it's time to have
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: a router. Don't stop, there's a route behind. I don't
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: know how you're going to feel about this, or how
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: wire your stance on is, but there has to be
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: something done. There has to be something done. Let's find out,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: like I said, environmental and and falconry and all things
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: or logical. Yes, I'm having a cruel time. I'm having
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: an absolute cruel time.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: But Sparis, it's a cruel cruel. What's What's what?
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: What? Jesus Christ? I dealt with the crows right? And
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I know that sounds like I called in a mafia hate.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I just stopped them from coming into my house. No, Tom, Yeah, good,
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: keep it away. The sparas are out of control. I
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: like sparas, right, I like they've got nice middle smiley faces.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: But there's something wrong with these bastards. We We have
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: had to train all sorts of animals to kind of
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying change the environment. I'm not gonna knock
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: their nest or anything like that. Before anybody goes, please
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: doubt I feel so strongly about the sparus. I like
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: sparas for the love of all Jesus. What kind of
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: bird cocks their arts out the side of their nest
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: and shit, you fly, man, you literally have wings fly
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: out of your own fucking inhabit. You can don't tell
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: your oyster go shit on anything. They are shitting all
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: over everything everything. They're flying in to shit on new things.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I pick up a new hammer, they will ship on
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: that and then fly back into their nest.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: And then let me ask you a question. Me like
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I'm the prick, Let me ask you a question because
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: it sounds to me like you're having sort of a
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: mouse hunt time only with sparrows. Your new house that
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you're building has become infested with sparrows or sparrow like birds.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: And we know you don't shift the nest and bird
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: that's just one of them rules. But the ship and everywhere, Okay,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I've got to say there was a sparrow's nest in
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: the what do you call the corner of the house
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: where the fish and meets the eaves the top we
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: call it gable.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll call it the apex for anybody who's right,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: the point a bit up the top.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: The point a bit up the top. And I remember
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: my entire growing upness there was also always a sparrow's
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: nest there, and that side of the house looked like
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: a scot three art. There was just like a street
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: can board ship. Yeah for eight foot down from it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: So I know exactly what you're saying, that they just
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: stick the arsh out the nest and poop down it.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: But Tom, beautiful, that's board's home up there, buddy.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Now that's all well and good, and I am
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: environmentally friendly whatnot, but it will not work there. And
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, even though I am quite isolated, my
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: neighbors at some point, in some stage down the line
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: will have a problem if I start sticking my arts
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: through my gate and shitting out on the avenue outside.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: At some point they're going to go call the guards,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: call the doctor. That man has a problem. He needs
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: an injection.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Like they will say, yes, the behavior does not track
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: over into humans. What boards do? Humans would not get
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: away with. I will give you that much.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: And the thing is like they I could nearly tolerate
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: him all year round like you can tolerate your dog
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: chewing up the skirting board, right, you go, Yeah, this
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: is my dog. It's around all the time. These sons
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: are about bitches. I can't even grow to start to
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: get involved and have give them names, because as soon
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: as it gets a hint cold here they upsticks and
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: fuck off, leaving shite and nests all over the garage.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: You're like, let yes, let's you can't even hang around
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: to me. We can't. You haven't even tried to engage
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: me as a friend. I've talked to you, I have
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: gone up the ladder and if anybody wants to have
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: a look at my TikTok, I cannot believe how well
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: this is done. I did not intend it. I literally
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: went this is my life now, no hashtags. Took a
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: ten second video of me going look at these five
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: bastards and that one of them has paid me rent
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: a five little birds looking at of a s at me.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: As of this morning, in two days, over one hundred
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: thousand views, and everybody thinks, loveliest thing ever. I'm like,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: what these people? I could put up the greatest stand
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: up clip of all time that I've ever written, wouldn't
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: even come close. I put up that these five non.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Verbal bas crowd workers, where the numbers are these days?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Time I understand, I mean crowdworkers might these days.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: It's my thing. These bastards are non verbal. They didn't
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: even speak. They just stared straight at me like I
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: was dead to them, and lo and behold. What I
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: should have done was pointed the camera straight down at
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: the absolute skeat fest, like there's a pain. There was
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: a pair a bootster. They have to go on the
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: win now, there's no clean them the ship inside, the
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: ship outside. I didn't spot where I left them down
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Saturday evening went away after working all they all day,
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: went away off down to the other house, came back Sunday.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: It's got through everywhere full full, damn near full, these bastards.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: There's just you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have a rout you, Okay, okay, But
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I feel you're pain, buddy, Okay. I don't have a
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: solution to offer you.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: There's I'm no, there's got people, No, there's God. Can
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I can I anybody out there?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Can I buy a fake nest of their and just
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: have it ready for me when these bastards show back
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: up from South Africa.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Do you know they are? There's such South Africans. Actually,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: they're just storming and going Broca.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: They could go either way to tell me, I going b.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I've made my bed down there and
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: that's where we're going. Brew. Uh. We've touched over ah shit,
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: they don't.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Bring over it again. Yeah, bill tongue or ant like that. Tom. No,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. You can't do nothing about those boards.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even talk about what you could do in
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: theory in a public form such as a podcast. They're there.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, buddy.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: But they do. They're gone ahead off. Can somebody advise me?
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Can they be re homed? Or can we put nappies?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Can we train like we've trained badgers now to walk
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: through like tunnels on the motorways. Badger's like, all right,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get hit by a fucking card
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: seventy miles an hour. I'll go under that thing. Cool,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: nice one, badger, well placed.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I think I think about all you can do, Tom
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: is you can make your house sparrow sparrow proof with
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: little gimmicks. For example, eventually in the eaves of our house,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: if that's what we're calling them. There's like a little
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: spike you can put up there and it's just like
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: on the face and there's like a little willy that
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: hangs down, and they won't they won't build up there. Well,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't build anywhere there was a willy hanging. Do
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: you know what?
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: I've seen some of the ship that architects are at
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: suggesting people put in their houses nowadays, And yeah, you never.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Know, or you can get that. You can get the
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: you know, the seagull spikes. You can get seagull spikes
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: from landing and the make care to make your house
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: look like the Legion of Doom.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Jerry, I would have to turn the inside of my
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: garage into needle head from hell Raiser. For these there
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: is no place there they could literally move forward just
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: to desire. No, these haven't picked a definitive apex like
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: in the Eve. They haven't. What they've done is they
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: just come in and just said, but we're just going
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: on that ridgeboard up there. That's where we're going. We're
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: going up on that ridgeboard. And yeah, we'll go anywhere
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: else you don't want us, it doesn't matter. We'll just
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: go around the other side of it. It's grand. So
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: come the next month or so when they do back
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: to down to Certifica down for the sunshine and you know,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: to be rugby and all the bry and all the
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: BUA stuff. When they head down there, I'm gonna make
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: these the places getting fort knoxt and I will put it.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I'll put one up. I don't mind if they go
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: to the outside of the garage walk away. Lets just
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: stay out of the inside. Again, I wouldn't have minded
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: it had to come indoors, wouldn't have minded. But they
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: shit all over everything. I mean everything. Well, here's a
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: hint of a shine of it. It's getting ship on.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: That's my issue. Nappies for sparrows or I lock them
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: out one or the other, learn manners one or the other.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Well, folks, if you have a solution to Tom's a
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: spar problem, let us know on the social media channel.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Can drop at Tom and Jerry show.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah after with the undertake you know, Okay, I'm just
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: saying I'm going to threaten him. I'm not going to
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: do anything because they do actually like the little best.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: If you if if you folks have a solution to
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Sparrows that is led free. Let us know at Tom
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Show on Twitter, R and D Instagram, or
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: you can drop him a line directly at Tom Underscorro,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Matney R and did me at Jerry McBride. It'll get
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: to him one way or another. And while we have
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: you on the mention of the social media, we ran
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: a poll this week. We ran out a World Cup
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: if you will, Tom, where we found the sillage rock band,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Ireland's favorite sylid rock band and by silid rock. You
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: know what. You don't need me to explain silid rock.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Here, silod rock for anybody south of the Mason Dixon,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: slid rock.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: For anybody so out of the pale there. We whittled
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: it down and it all boiled and I'm not gonna
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: go round for round. But basically the semi finals was
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Metallica against Guns and Roses, ac DC against bon Jovi.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Ac DC cleaned the floor up. Bon Jovi, sorry about that.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Eighty two percent to sell eighteen percent.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can see diesel, Diesel and a CDC
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: go together, don't they. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Bon Jovi were pretenders that that b through. Yeah yeah
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: yeah Metallica and Guns and Roses was a bitter fight,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: but eventually it came down fifty four forty six in
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Guns and Roses. Really wow wow, Yeah, that was that
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: was tight. That was tight. So that left us with
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: a final that we put up there on Sunday between
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: a c DC and Guns and Roses and it was
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: not quite as tight, but there was one hundred odd
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: votes come in there Tom and it landed sixty forty
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: in favor of a CDC.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it does.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Though, a c DC in Ireland's silly rock band.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Like you can imagine four o'clock in the morning, you're
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: far and up. Detractor lads are probably just taking taking
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: a swing of Red Bull or whatever it is that
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: gets them through the day these days. And you know
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: what I mean, Art Hell's bells, the you know what
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. You're greasing your
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: nipples if the bell yeah, if you dispute those results, sorry,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: that's democracy manifest I want me to do about it. Okay,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: you should have voted more more often. How do you
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: think the Kennedy's got elected? All right, there you go,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: but let us know in the comments on the social media,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: R and D Tom. Where else can they find us?
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Where else can they give out?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Well, they can give out like that if they come
• 58:38
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• 58:40
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• 58:43
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• 58:46
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• 58:48
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• 58:51
  Speaker 2: you know, for pictures and all the rest of it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: But it's the Tom and Jerry show.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Jerry, in case you didn't, You didn't, you just get
• 58:57
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• 59:01
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• 59:02
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• 59:04
  Speaker 1: normally if I say Jerry, I get Jerry with a J.
• 59:07
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• 59:09
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• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Sherry today. It's Cherry Bobbins, So.
• 59:15
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• 59:18
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• 59:21
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• 59:23
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• 59:58
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• 1:00:04
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• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: I am glad if it does, because it was. It
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: is a beautiful piece of artwork. But the great and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: powerful Rob Steeers, Hey, Jared, I'm just gonna go out
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: and maybe I could bring, like I don't know, a
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: religious man of some sort to bring out it, and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: you know, somebody to do something with these sparrows. I
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: want them. I want them to just start behaving, that's all.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I like them.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I like their I like they've got a bit of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: sas with just the shipping indoors. Do you know? That's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: where I'm at.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I wish you all the best in your future endeavor.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Let us know how you get on with that, but
• 1:00:45
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• 1:00:47
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