Latest / The Bald Brothers Podcast / 21: How Long Do You Have To Make A Postmates Order? #ISawThisOnTheInternet
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- 0:00Speaker 1: You never confirmed. This was over a month ago, so
- 0:03Speaker 1: are you not? Yeah, I got two podcasts to film
- 0:05Speaker 1: in the morning. We're not here, nah with Clint. Shoot
- 0:11Speaker 1: you about any time?
- 0:13Speaker 2: I mean unless we did it like possibly three, all right,
- 0:21Speaker 2: we could try that or three. It might have to
- 0:25Speaker 2: be three because I have picked my guys and stuff
- 0:26Speaker 2: at twelve thirty.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Yeah, three is fine if that worked for you guys.
- 0:30Speaker 3: My brother died, so I wasn't able to confirm brother.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Last year. Last year, Jason, like, come on, bro, you
- 0:40Speaker 1: can't keep using.
- 0:42Speaker 3: You didn't even have a number his birthday too much.
- 0:51Speaker 1: He don't use it that much. I don't use it.
- 1:00Speaker 1: I'm using it now because I messed up, I know,
- 1:02Speaker 1: an excessive grief like you using it like excessively.
- 1:07Speaker 2: No, he's done it while we've been filming workplace comedy,
- 1:09Speaker 2: Like you know, my brother died. He made it and
- 1:12Speaker 2: then he'll walk away just he does it on purpose
- 1:14Speaker 2: to make it awkward.
- 1:15Speaker 1: But this time I was trying to do something else.
- 1:18Speaker 1: You try to get out of the corner.
- 1:19Speaker 3: I completely forgot to confirm everybody on this list. You know,
- 1:23Speaker 3: I was just thinking about him, how much I miss him,
- 1:25Speaker 3: and I was just.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Like, wow, you can't do that. It's low key. He
- 1:31Speaker 1: can do that.
- 1:32Speaker 4: And no, until you you can't say last year, that's.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Not even got to have. At least you don't even
- 1:37Speaker 1: have an s on it. Yes, you try to have
- 1:39Speaker 1: at least. Yeah.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Look, once I get to a couple of years ago,
- 1:44Speaker 3: then maybe okay, it's too long.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Still six months, Yeah, it's not even six months. September October,
- 1:49Speaker 1: remember December, January, February, March. Yeah, it gives me March today.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Give him this so he could just use that as
- 1:56Speaker 2: a get out of jail card anything.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:58Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was forty years of brother them like
- 2:01Speaker 3: that toilet, talking about that.
- 2:05Speaker 1: We have here and yeah, you know, like.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Somebody blew it, blew it up to the point where
- 2:14Speaker 3: the plumber had to come.
- 2:16Speaker 1: And we were saying, that's the worst.
- 2:19Speaker 3: The worst feeling is you Like, we had a homegirl
- 2:21Speaker 3: at our house and she broke the toilet. She didn't
- 2:23Speaker 3: know it was breaking all the time, but her face
- 2:25Speaker 3: when she carrid me because I just happen to be
- 2:27Speaker 3: walking by, she was like, I don't I feel like
- 2:28Speaker 3: it was already like that.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Make excuse somebody's break it.
- 2:34Speaker 3: Absolutely, I just leave plumber see other people every day.
- 2:40Speaker 1: That is the crazy.
- 2:41Speaker 4: And they shipped themselves and may they never it's never
- 2:45Speaker 4: like a petite little woman just like Oh, it's always
- 2:48Speaker 4: like some big burly man who looks like he just
- 2:50Speaker 4: took the ship. And we're still like, that's why taking ship?
- 2:54Speaker 2: After they fix it, to make sure it's done done correctly, Yeah.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Check their work.
- 2:58Speaker 2: Let's make sure we put you having they bring tools
- 3:05Speaker 2: and your food.
- 3:08Speaker 1: You those groups, what kind of tie you got.
- 3:25Speaker 4: Feel?
- 3:25Speaker 1: The worst part about being the man of the house is.
- 3:28Speaker 3: Like, hey dad, I'm like you you boy, mom, she's strong,
- 3:35Speaker 3: independent black woman.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Dude, be sitting for a long time and you gotta
- 3:39Speaker 1: go in there. And then the waters all side get soupy.
- 3:43Speaker 1: It turned over, like what's up? It's heermenting, it's getting ready.
- 3:50Speaker 4: That's one job that's just like y'all ever had to
- 3:52Speaker 4: use somebody else's plunger.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Job.
- 3:59Speaker 4: Can't smoke cigarett, mother, No one fluss up. You need
- 4:13Speaker 4: some water.
- 4:14Speaker 1: This is a visual of that duty is so vivid,
- 4:19Speaker 1: always floated.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Oh I'm glad this is here. We'll have this discussion
- 4:25Speaker 3: and we'll start. Okay, So as we take this iaked
- 4:29Speaker 3: the group. I said, hey, Starbucks, and I'm gonna tell
- 4:32Speaker 3: you of the time that we did this, just so.
- 4:35Speaker 1: You guys them.
- 4:36Speaker 5: No no, no, no no no, don't defend yourself, okay,
- 4:40Speaker 5: Kevin text this group eight thirty one Starbucks question mark
- 4:45Speaker 5: here responds to eight thirty three large large black coffee.
- 4:48Speaker 1: I thumbed it up.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Pat responds at eight thirty six big caramel macchiato Energy
- 4:54Speaker 3: thumbs it up. So eight thirty seven to eight forty.
- 4:59Speaker 3: I'm asking myself how long do I have to wait
- 5:01Speaker 3: for Lulu to throw the answer in before I order?
- 5:06Speaker 3: I say ten minutes. Ten minutes happens. I place the.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Order at eight fifty two. Twenty two minutes later, LULU'SI.
- 5:18Speaker 3: What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
- 5:21Speaker 3: Not to start much order from eight thirty one. I
- 5:23Speaker 3: know that you just you just get your life from
- 5:25Speaker 3: So I.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Came in the classroom and just shout it out an answer.
- 5:29Speaker 2: The lecture is thirty minutes in forty eight.
- 5:33Speaker 1: You're not even supposed to talk right now. This is
- 5:35Speaker 1: a lecture. She just came in and that's Patagonal's theory,
- 5:39Speaker 1: and then sat in the front. It was right. It
- 5:42Speaker 1: was history class. No, it was history class.
- 5:44Speaker 4: Absolutely history class, and we are talking about slavery, sitting.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Down with the talk, and that equals circumference.
- 5:53Speaker 6: Okay, let's just for clarity, right, I had the focus on.
- 5:57Speaker 6: I still didn't take the focus off from you.
- 5:59Speaker 1: See, he's gonna talk.
- 6:01Speaker 2: No, no, no, we listen, We're gonna jump in twenty
- 6:03Speaker 2: two minutes later.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Please see me.
- 6:16Speaker 4: It's the fact you didn't say, hey, can I still
- 6:18Speaker 4: put it in? You were like it was coment thirty
- 6:20Speaker 4: minutes later, Oh juice, whatever you droke.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Still here? I said, you see the two things gonna happen.
- 6:28Speaker 1: He gonna say nope, Oh, he gonna do it. So
- 6:31Speaker 1: I took a good chance.
- 6:32Speaker 3: She didn't even throw at twenty two minutes. You gotta
- 6:35Speaker 3: leave my bad. I missed it right. I missed it
- 6:38Speaker 3: was driving, you know, or I just stopped by Starbucks
- 6:40Speaker 3: myself and picked it up with my own money.
- 6:44Speaker 4: A pizza delivery driver like getting there and you're like
- 6:46Speaker 4: a large pepperoni, nigga, I'm delivering it extra mushrooms please.
- 6:56Speaker 2: She came in with a ward one that l a
- 7:00Speaker 2: CP energy about she want no more.
- 7:03Speaker 1: I know y'all waited because I just want I know,
- 7:07Speaker 1: I know who was like, hey, I just voted. I
- 7:12Speaker 1: hope you get it. I just doted. I just voted for.
- 7:17Speaker 1: I didn't let you vote. It's running by the line, right, Okay.
- 7:21Speaker 7: I was running behind.
- 7:23Speaker 1: I had to focus on.
- 7:24Speaker 6: I was dedic I wanted to get here on time
- 7:26Speaker 6: because y'all know i'd be late.
- 7:28Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna be here on time.
- 7:30Speaker 1: But you were late. But you were also late to this.
- 7:34Speaker 3: She wasn't in here at nine o'clock, so you were
- 7:37Speaker 3: late for the actual taw charm and late for the par.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Ordering all the time to grab that about it. Five minutes.
- 7:49Speaker 4: We pulled in like this. I was like, did we
- 7:56Speaker 4: have like a split screen morning routine lately? I see
- 8:00Speaker 4: your teeth at the same.
- 8:02Speaker 1: At the time taking out your mentrol cup. Hey girl,
- 8:14Speaker 1: you just added that into morning routine.
- 8:16Speaker 4: Washing cuccu to wash.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Just gotta wash the old curtains.
- 8:23Speaker 6: I don't know what we have a whole feminine wash.
- 8:29Speaker 8: Wash.
- 8:29Speaker 4: You gotta wash the sleep off, wash the sleep What
- 8:37Speaker 4: do you think happened that night?
- 8:43Speaker 1: I have to I had to wipe the crust off.
- 8:44Speaker 1: My lips can't ty my crusty, like you know the little.
- 8:52Speaker 2: Only if you do something the night before and you
- 8:54Speaker 2: don't get up to flesh that thing out.
- 8:56Speaker 4: Oh you cat, you gotta. He's the COOCHI advocate.
- 9:03Speaker 1: He's like, Jack, I'm gone, I have a jam.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Lardy having the toys in the in the bathroom sink
- 9:09Speaker 2: like they in holsters, like, yeah, I mean our bathroom
- 9:15Speaker 2: and all sweet don't want to in there but us coasters.
- 9:18Speaker 4: Yeah, she has a leathern thing you look like like
- 9:24Speaker 4: a brush, like a toilet brush.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Why why are you going in that whole? I never
- 9:31Speaker 1: watched poor though you're black, you don't watched her, Like, hey,
- 9:37Speaker 1: let me watch this.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Cald Like, let me ask you.
- 9:47Speaker 1: You're talking about me? Is losing?
- 9:53Speaker 4: He giggles at the counter. He's She's like, god, this
- 10:01Speaker 4: is it's and everything. You know what it was like
- 10:05Speaker 4: to brow up church residual effect?
- 10:10Speaker 1: Do you still see me? Listen? Like I'm sorry they
- 10:14Speaker 1: won't get on the shower. I'm sorry. You want to
- 10:20Speaker 1: pray now?
- 10:22Speaker 4: Loub is like a wild night like this Thursday.
- 10:26Speaker 1: You want to use the.
- 10:27Speaker 4: You're gonna talking with a hoodie on the shade like
- 10:30Speaker 4: then you get this. This is his head like Kevin.
- 10:35Speaker 4: There's not even a security tag on this. It's not
- 10:38Speaker 4: this isn't taboo. No, come on, give me the extra
- 10:41Speaker 4: spicy are you?
- 10:47Speaker 1: I'll take one original. I'll take a sour cream that.
- 10:57Speaker 4: I want to put spikes on your ass? What maybe
- 11:04Speaker 4: take the baked potato.
- 11:05Speaker 1: One is for me. The baked potato, it's for me.
- 11:09Speaker 9: Food flavorite loub is Wow, yeah, strawberry and stuff you
- 11:18Speaker 9: fruit stuff, But definitely have a brisket, loub You don't.
- 11:23Speaker 1: I don't care if you're going to be barbecue lo
- 11:26Speaker 1: to here. Why are you pouring that on the mattresses.
- 11:29Speaker 1: It's called the buffet.
- 11:31Speaker 4: It's not this stuff you want to smell during sas.
- 11:34Speaker 4: I got the crab boiled lu I got the jumbalaya lube.
- 11:38Speaker 1: I don't know this all made by Lawrence to boil
- 11:44Speaker 1: looms w. I'm not even the Mosquite lu farents like
- 11:53Speaker 1: I'm ready, it's on empty. I couldn't win with those
- 11:58Speaker 1: little white things like I.
- 12:02Speaker 4: Was in the bathroom for three minutes. I couldn't wait.
- 12:07Speaker 4: I got what you know, you man his whole belly.
- 12:11Speaker 6: But to deepen sauce like yeah.
- 12:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean everybody got Everybody just got it.
- 12:23Speaker 1: This is a firing squad.
- 12:27Speaker 3: This is.
- 12:30Speaker 1: I don't want to get a fan tissue because I
- 12:34Speaker 1: didn't messed up. Was a firing squad.
- 12:37Speaker 3: Safe on the internet podcasts sometimes of our topics, but
- 12:41Speaker 3: not with this, not with this.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Everyone got it.
- 12:44Speaker 3: If you haven't heard, this is a this is a
- 12:46Speaker 3: great time, especially with this cast.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Today.
- 12:47Speaker 3: We have Lulu Gonzalez, what's up? We have Patrick Houston
- 12:52Speaker 3: and to hear.
- 12:55Speaker 1: That's what we're doing now. You introduced don't you did?
- 13:01Speaker 1: We ain't no where? That was readily available here more
- 13:07Speaker 1: wild just in everything bad just happen, so you wouldn't
- 13:12Speaker 1: feel along. He was a cam put it in arms reach,
- 13:17Speaker 1: so you wouldn't fill along.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Get thirty more putting arms reach, brother boy, that's what
- 13:24Speaker 4: he did at twenty three and me and they just
- 13:26Speaker 4: sent him that and all Alo, you didn't have a
- 13:31Speaker 4: camera that close up. But so is it is.
- 13:37Speaker 1: In the next day, another dozen shows.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Up the help hello, how to be a fan without?
- 13:53Speaker 1: How to drive without? I know how to flood without him, I.
- 13:56Speaker 4: Know how to tox without him. I'm gonna get jellywood out.
- 14:08Speaker 1: I was a corporate preface for.
- 14:11Speaker 4: He's just he's just yelling in front of a closed
- 14:14Speaker 4: bakery to here, It's okay, there's other bakery to hold him,
- 14:21Speaker 4: there's other places to get bagels.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Why would he walk me?
- 14:25Speaker 2: Then they just couldn't either, Red walking out, I'm put
- 14:32Speaker 2: cases on all you be.
- 14:35Speaker 1: I see bagel cases. Oh my god. I just couldn't
- 14:42Speaker 1: keep up with the debate.
- 14:47Speaker 4: It was nothing personal to he starts a little so bro.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Black people always call you think little when little yeah
- 15:04Speaker 1: show brot little show goal. Your little YouTube.
- 15:10Speaker 2: Got a minimize, bro, that's not take my power.
- 15:15Speaker 6: Not your little category ship. Whatever you want to talk about.
- 15:18Speaker 6: You din't Obama ever heard.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Like with your little presidency like nigga.
- 15:26Speaker 3: Yeh Chicagos nothing Black people cannot.
- 15:32Speaker 1: You will always nigga, You little little pretty world.
- 15:35Speaker 4: You want to come back to chicag long back, you
- 15:39Speaker 4: little white house yellow, your little white house, white house,
- 15:43Speaker 4: and your little oval ship.
- 15:46Speaker 1: It's on your money. Yeah, your little white, little white house.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Go to your little meeting. What do you mean I'm
- 15:53Speaker 1: addressing the.
- 15:54Speaker 4: World, you little meeting, you know, you little talent show
- 16:02Speaker 4: little monologues.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Half the show has just been laughing. I'm adjusting. This
- 16:09Speaker 1: is literally right the president of the wild listen going
- 16:18Speaker 1: your last plan was in that State of the Union.
- 16:20Speaker 2: They have their backs and White was talking, ay man,
- 16:23Speaker 2: gone want speech, bro, Like I was saying, up.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Out of here and get some heirls right after her,
- 16:30Speaker 1: I just want Chicago, Chicago. People love to tell you
- 16:32Speaker 1: that the Chicago when his back turn the State of Union.
- 16:37Speaker 2: Anywhere wearing ass boy, I don't you want to smoke hun,
- 16:42Speaker 2: look at that little I know, I don't want you.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Want one of packing the hell out of that.
- 16:47Speaker 6: I really feel like there's been one time Michelle had
- 16:49Speaker 6: an argument with him, was going, in your little office.
- 16:55Speaker 1: Ain't even circle. You gotta be old president.
- 17:05Speaker 2: I wanted to say him little was as cool, just
- 17:07Speaker 2: was like literally had to catch himself and call somebody
- 17:10Speaker 2: a bitch like.
- 17:11Speaker 1: That would have brought this so much joy under his breath.
- 17:14Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know we heard him called Kanye. We's
- 17:17Speaker 1: the jacket Kanye feeling and how he said it.
- 17:22Speaker 2: He didn't know, he forgot he was on came He's
- 17:24Speaker 2: like yeah, and he.
- 17:26Speaker 1: Was like this is while he was in presidency.
- 17:33Speaker 3: Yeah, early before Kanye said anything like this, wow that
- 17:37Speaker 3: we didn't agree with.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Were y'all watching real Time when Kanye said, George Bushes
- 17:44Speaker 1: before Yeah, I was watching real time TV. Me and
- 17:47Speaker 1: Melissa were watching this like I think it was a
- 17:48Speaker 1: hurricane Katrina.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Yes, he was with Mike Myers dog, Mike Myers face
- 17:53Speaker 3: after That's what.
- 17:56Speaker 1: And that's when Shrek was born.
- 17:58Speaker 4: He was like, man, I gotta be old and we're
- 18:01Speaker 4: gonna shoot it right back to you guys.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Chris So the rain Man. It was like Kanye didn't
- 18:13Speaker 1: know he was gonna say. He was just like George.
- 18:15Speaker 2: He was building up for like he was like this,
- 18:18Speaker 2: I'm saying, I'm just gonna do it. Man, Man, you
- 18:22Speaker 2: only get one shot.
- 18:25Speaker 4: It wasn't even like poetically said George Bush does not
- 18:30Speaker 4: care about black.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Because you see him like pause he was. He was
- 18:33Speaker 1: like moving on what he got saying.
- 18:35Speaker 6: He was like, I should have done this ship he
- 18:37Speaker 6: was I'm committed.
- 18:39Speaker 1: It sounds like that should have been the first thing
- 18:42Speaker 1: you exit is Kanye always said wild stuff. We just
- 18:45Speaker 1: used to agree with that.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Like he said that, we were like yeah, because he
- 18:49Speaker 3: flew over New Orleans and then Taylor Swift, he was like, wow,
- 18:52Speaker 3: probably would have said that right now.
- 18:54Speaker 1: Also, Single Ladies was a great video and he was
- 18:56Speaker 1: a tailor like that.
- 18:58Speaker 3: But then when he switched, was like this nigga crazy
- 19:01Speaker 3: he's been doing.
- 19:02Speaker 1: We just thought the same thing.
- 19:04Speaker 7: About the baby, baby, the baby, the rapper, the baby.
- 19:08Speaker 7: He'd been that nigga from the jump and then when he.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Wrap baby.
- 19:26Speaker 2: Back to baby, I just want to rock.
- 19:34Speaker 1: But you're right.
- 19:35Speaker 2: So he told everybody he want ship from the jump.
- 19:38Speaker 2: I'm a dog ass nigga. Shot somebody. I fucked the
- 19:41Speaker 2: holes and then he did it. He did exactly what
- 19:44Speaker 2: dead body in his first video he told the body
- 19:47Speaker 2: was was it was fake dad. Yeah, y'all like gags.
- 19:51Speaker 1: He got that ball. He killed somebody.
- 19:53Speaker 2: He did kill somebody and uh, he killed somebody in
- 19:55Speaker 2: this house and he killed somebody on the walmart.
- 19:58Speaker 1: The baby place to die. Why she didn't get this
- 20:00Speaker 1: when she but there's no rap though.
- 20:03Speaker 2: She just don't know, like what I don't know the
- 20:05Speaker 2: personal like I don't know a lot of rapper. keV
- 20:08Speaker 2: did not know what need a Baker until Tony Baker
- 20:10Speaker 2: put him on last.
- 20:14Speaker 1: You don't know, but.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin, you just found out that Luther
- 20:21Speaker 4: Vangel said you ain't here.
- 20:23Speaker 1: You don't know about this crap.
- 20:26Speaker 4: Trap like one O one, Temptation, the four Tops, Motley Cruz.
- 20:39Speaker 1: Very. You don't know dreams girls.
- 20:46Speaker 2: You don't know about this rap shot rack, pat got
- 20:51Speaker 2: a cool nothing else working out.
- 20:54Speaker 1: To go back to that cos Me rappers. Tell you
- 20:56Speaker 1: if I know for real? Okay, uh Coop.
- 21:01Speaker 3: Uh you know, No, I know he was uh with
- 21:05Speaker 3: the Rico. I don't know what song though? Capon? I
- 21:08Speaker 3: know you know Benny the Butcher, No, no Griselda, Okay, no compon.
- 21:13Speaker 1: And yeah, you give me my song? What I have
- 21:15Speaker 1: to name their song? Just want to be aware. Just
- 21:17Speaker 1: what Capon? Oh they got Capon? And no yepping from
- 21:24Speaker 1: New York?
- 21:25Speaker 4: What anyone ever said we'd be read bad. Guess boy,
- 21:33Speaker 4: we'll be rapping.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Pastor Troy.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Oh, Pastor Troy is that he's from Texas, He's from Georgia.
- 21:38Speaker 3: He'd be rapping like from he does not Pastor Troy
- 21:41Speaker 3: got that song?
- 21:42Speaker 1: Uh? You know talking about these are also all not
- 21:49Speaker 1: new artists. Give me give me something from the Locks, The.
- 21:52Speaker 3: Locks, Jada kissing Them, Jake Kiss, Sleek Loops.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Stoles, stopspeed, was she she glutes? What I said? You said?
- 22:07Speaker 1: Sleek steep I don't even let it, that's what you're saying.
- 22:11Speaker 3: But I got the lock. I don't feel like Bad
- 22:13Speaker 3: Boys Street Team. I couldn't work the Lone.
- 22:15Speaker 1: No, No, that's not that's not the line.
- 22:17Speaker 6: That's what you're talking about.
- 22:20Speaker 1: That reference to Game. That's the same group he was
- 22:22Speaker 1: talking about the Lot. Yeah, but that's that's a Kanye ball.
- 22:25Speaker 1: That's what I wasn't just who I know about, Like I.
- 22:30Speaker 4: Know people who are talking about the Locks.
- 22:36Speaker 1: A hundred clips from Honey and Undo Kids. No, Jada
- 22:44Speaker 1: Kiss on Kids his song, but Jada Kids said that right,
- 22:51Speaker 1: says that.
- 22:52Speaker 6: Everybody love it on my sketch from everybody from the
- 22:57Speaker 6: from the everybody says the hooking that song from.
- 22:59Speaker 10: The versus I'm not from Miami, I'm from New York.
- 23:03Speaker 10: We outside one Kiss, We so far got I mentioned
- 23:10Speaker 10: from Kanye versus.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Kids Kiss Kiss Stop Man, start with your little show.
- 23:20Speaker 1: I don't know why I have to know the songs.
- 23:22Speaker 1: Another I know rap rap, I know it. You don't.
- 23:25Speaker 2: You know Gospel Gangsters, that's real.
- 23:31Speaker 3: I had.
- 23:32Speaker 1: I had a couple of.
- 23:32Speaker 3: The Grape Street Gospel Gangsters was from Grape Street. No,
- 23:38Speaker 3: they just there was a I think Grape Street was
- 23:39Speaker 3: a record.
- 23:41Speaker 1: I definitely had a couple.
- 23:42Speaker 3: When I was a kid. My parents bought me. We
- 23:43Speaker 3: went to a Christian book store and they bought me.
- 23:47Speaker 3: There was like you like because I got in trouble
- 23:48Speaker 3: for I got in trouble for listening to t O
- 23:51Speaker 3: C's Red Light Special album.
- 23:53Speaker 1: My dad took my headphone grandomly.
- 23:55Speaker 3: It was like, what's this and it was literally take
- 23:58Speaker 3: off your clothes folks that he was like, they weren't
- 24:01Speaker 3: even doing that made him say and he snatched them
- 24:08Speaker 3: and he was listening to t O C. So they
- 24:10Speaker 3: took me to a Christian bookstore and they bought me
- 24:12Speaker 3: Gospel Gangs because they was like you would listen to
- 24:14Speaker 3: the hip hop.
- 24:15Speaker 1: The fact that they put the Z on the hand
- 24:17Speaker 1: for She's got a crazy crazy They're from l A
- 24:22Speaker 1: Mister Solo, d J dub and what were.
- 24:26Speaker 6: The raps like, I remember what they were Judas? Was
- 24:31Speaker 6: they wrapping out Judas?
- 24:33Speaker 1: They was just like rapping about God. What did they
- 24:37Speaker 1: talk about? That was gangst I'll play you a song.
- 24:38Speaker 1: There's nothing Judas was gangster. But you can't rap as God.
- 24:45Speaker 1: You can't rap about God. Boy he killed niggas.
- 24:50Speaker 3: This is I'm gonna up and I'm gonna just play there,
- 24:54Speaker 3: play you play.
- 24:58Speaker 1: It's unchanged. It on the Gospel Gamester song called change
- 25:06Speaker 1: you gotta play an old one that one ain't that.
- 25:08Speaker 8: Just to have the most views where they have new
- 25:10Speaker 8: ones about Like just picture young Kip and walking down
- 25:13Speaker 8: the streets.
- 25:17Speaker 4: Kill the Devil just sounds like you're waving the people
- 25:24Speaker 4: in the neighborhood and devil you a nigga.
- 25:27Speaker 8: That I kill, do a laundry, helping people when they
- 25:34Speaker 8: are dead.
- 25:41Speaker 1: Before it's times say, you might as well be dumb seed.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Turn that off? Are they allowed to beef with other.
- 25:49Speaker 3: Most of Christian hip hop beef is like you ain't
- 25:52Speaker 3: saved as much as you ain't saying as much as
- 25:55Speaker 3: me as me as you used to be used to
- 25:57Speaker 3: be big on tap. That's for real, like the most
- 26:00Speaker 3: so the beef isn't about lyrics. It's just like he
- 26:02Speaker 3: made a song with with the real.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Rapper or like it's mostly spiritual beef, not like.
- 26:09Speaker 6: What if somebody had a better baptism, like you know,
- 26:12Speaker 6: like what's better that would be the dunker the ceremony,
- 26:16Speaker 6: like the whole.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Like you got a better pool. You got better maybe
- 26:18Speaker 1: you got alcohali water like it's how you come out
- 26:20Speaker 1: of the water.
- 26:21Speaker 6: You come out of the water like very majestic like
- 26:24Speaker 6: or if your robe got like bedazzled on it as
- 26:27Speaker 6: you come out of the water.
- 26:29Speaker 1: That don't miss you come out, come up.
- 26:37Speaker 4: That might be next you come out the water like
- 26:39Speaker 4: lebron and who come out you feel like that.
- 26:43Speaker 1: However, they're not like overhead cameras and photo like hold it,
- 26:51Speaker 1: hold it, hold hold the water like people don't get
- 26:59Speaker 1: baptized as much as that they don't. Church is gonna
- 27:01Speaker 1: be having pools like that's sanitary? Is you know, like
- 27:06Speaker 1: covid because it's blessed? Why would it be unsanitary? I
- 27:10Speaker 1: mean if you if you said water and come out like.
- 27:15Speaker 6: The church skin particles all the people that don't watch
- 27:18Speaker 6: their ass correctly.
- 27:19Speaker 4: Imagine you like fifteenth one and it's like a little
- 27:23Speaker 4: brown by that point it was it was free kids
- 27:25Speaker 4: that went before you You see kids playing?
- 27:28Speaker 1: How blessed is this water? Can you rebless? You don't
- 27:32Speaker 1: feel you know, like you know they're playing outside with
- 27:35Speaker 1: no shoes on.
- 27:36Speaker 2: He getting baptized here, No.
- 27:39Speaker 3: Filtra was just a baptip at my at my home church,
- 27:44Speaker 3: and I never thought about it, Like I think like
- 27:45Speaker 3: three people got baptized before me the day I got baptized,
- 27:48Speaker 3: but I never thought about it. Also, I was one
- 27:50Speaker 3: of them kids who was playing. They're probably like this
- 27:52Speaker 3: little musty Kevin going on?
- 27:54Speaker 1: Would you last? What if you didn't get baptized and
- 27:56Speaker 1: you died like Kevin's mustage. I've been it with my mouth.
- 27:59Speaker 1: I believe you off of my So that's all the matter,
- 28:02Speaker 1: real quick.
- 28:07Speaker 3: To think about that all the time when I was
- 28:09Speaker 3: a kid, like if you just like do send your
- 28:11Speaker 3: whole life and then on your deathbed be like all right, man,
- 28:13Speaker 3: I'm sorry. People are always like but you can't know
- 28:17Speaker 3: when you're dying. I was like, but but if somebody
- 28:19Speaker 3: was on their deathbed after like hell if there was a.
- 28:22Speaker 4: Water like tank underneath your deathbed, so like whenever it happened.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Just pull the.
- 28:30Speaker 4: That's like a second break breaking case of emergency, like
- 28:34Speaker 4: I think it's coming.
- 28:37Speaker 3: Made it.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Like not you second, you're an asshole your whole life.
- 28:45Speaker 1: I know the baptist.
- 28:58Speaker 3: I should make me mad as a kid, like I
- 29:00Speaker 3: would be like, there's no way I have to be
- 29:02Speaker 3: save my whole life, and then somebody can just ask
- 29:04Speaker 3: for forgiveness.
- 29:06Speaker 1: What's the point for me. Why I'm gonna have fun, Baby,
- 29:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna have fun.
- 29:10Speaker 4: Well, the whipsite of that you could be perfect your
- 29:12Speaker 4: whole life and then on your death bed like being ashome.
- 29:18Speaker 1: That's even worse.
- 29:24Speaker 4: You getting deniedus When I watch these movies and they
- 29:31Speaker 4: be on death row and they be like they got
- 29:33Speaker 4: the priests coming into this death row.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Inmate, you can one last time forgive your sense, like no, MoU,
- 29:38Speaker 1: you don't deserve that. I don't want him to.
- 29:41Speaker 4: Go people, bro, Yeah.
- 29:46Speaker 1: You're still trying to.
- 29:47Speaker 4: Go to heaven, like yeah, nah, program, bro.
- 29:57Speaker 1: You can't. I didn't think. I didn't think I was fing.
- 30:06Speaker 6: Good.
- 30:06Speaker 1: We don't want him up here.
- 30:10Speaker 2: Angel wings and ship that were good, bro, keep him
- 30:12Speaker 2: down there, bro.
- 30:13Speaker 6: And it's crazy about the priests be walking up to
- 30:15Speaker 6: the deathbn like we're going, let's go, and they all
- 30:17Speaker 6: calm and ship like I'm going to heaven now, like
- 30:19Speaker 6: I'm cool.
- 30:20Speaker 1: Speed this up, Please execute me faster. Hewet too long.
- 30:25Speaker 1: I wanted to heaven.
- 30:26Speaker 2: You gotta go to jail, and you're in jail for
- 30:28Speaker 2: like unpaid parking tickets and a warrant for that, and
- 30:31Speaker 2: you're in to jail with somebody that killed like ten people.
- 30:33Speaker 1: That's the thing.
- 30:34Speaker 3: Jail shouldn't be in the same like smoking weed or
- 30:37Speaker 3: selling selling weed or whatever drug.
- 30:40Speaker 1: You should not be murdered. So now you are segregated prison, Yes.
- 30:44Speaker 4: Jail, and I saw I saw we jail should have
- 30:47Speaker 4: like a pool table.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Just hang out here off the streets.
- 30:52Speaker 4: Stop smoking, stop selling drugs, because you don't want seal
- 30:56Speaker 4: being a.
- 30:57Speaker 6: Hustler as a gateway to be in a bigger criminal.
- 30:59Speaker 6: So I was like, whatever, you was a kingpin, Yeah,
- 31:04Speaker 6: gateway crime. I showed enough drugs. I want to kill.
- 31:07Speaker 6: Somebody is moving too fast.
- 31:12Speaker 1: And power has tied us.
- 31:14Speaker 6: Not seven weed is a gateway crid, bigger cry.
- 31:18Speaker 3: I'm telling you. In every job, there's people who just
- 31:21Speaker 3: want to get by. Some people don't. I don't want
- 31:23Speaker 3: to be Frank Lucas. I don't want that much pressure.
- 31:25Speaker 3: People want to kill him. I just want to sell
- 31:27Speaker 3: enough weed to make get some tacos.
- 31:30Speaker 2: It's just.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Like some people are drug deal I got a call
- 31:34Speaker 1: off work today, like it's raining.
- 31:37Speaker 4: Drug dealers are drug addicts and they just sell enough
- 31:39Speaker 4: to feed their habit. That's like the most self like
- 31:46Speaker 4: I sell it, I shoot it.
- 31:50Speaker 1: I'm off the rain. No cops looking for me because
- 31:54Speaker 1: I look like the ship I'm selling. I'm a C
- 31:58Speaker 1: plus college. I don't want to be the head of drug.
- 32:02Speaker 1: You look at your mastice thinking.
- 32:04Speaker 3: About the drug shows that I watched, Like, bro, that
- 32:07Speaker 3: all that money ain't worth the stress. You got the
- 32:10Speaker 3: police trying to catch you, and you got people trying
- 32:12Speaker 3: to kill you on rivals, and then you got people
- 32:14Speaker 3: within your own organization trying to kill you, and.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Your family trying to kill you. You'd be like that.
- 32:21Speaker 1: I just wanted the eighth like police are stressed enough too.
- 32:24Speaker 1: They're already like trying to take down kingpins attaching strings,
- 32:27Speaker 1: and you're not worried about like kill you too. It's
- 32:31Speaker 1: so weird.
- 32:32Speaker 2: For two weeks and it was the most stressful time.
- 32:34Speaker 2: And I said I was selling Reggie. I said it
- 32:37Speaker 2: was big Mead. I know it was not like back
- 32:42Speaker 2: of front doing this in the in the bag. Yeah,
- 32:46Speaker 2: it's gonna suck them up right to.
- 32:48Speaker 4: Hear that she didn't get me high.
- 32:51Speaker 2: But then you put it on your eggs though.
- 32:57Speaker 11: You gotta put it on your tell me, but did
- 33:07Speaker 11: you put it on your.
- 33:11Speaker 6: I had an interview to be a drug dealer and
- 33:14Speaker 6: that ship was stressful.
- 33:17Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you think you can sell drugs?
- 33:23Speaker 6: You can ask you how much you think you're gonna sell?
- 33:27Speaker 6: How was it in person? Was this in person?
- 33:29Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 33:39Speaker 2: Your madness, my landing outfit out for a drug interview
- 33:42Speaker 2: the next day.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Wait, you interviewed real like she told this before. I
- 33:50Speaker 1: never heard this story. I think I got the briefcase.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Put the scale in the briefcase, like, yeah, it's gonna
- 33:56Speaker 1: kill this. What's that interview that's the most popular right now?
- 34:00Speaker 3: It's like a behavior base or something where you like,
- 34:02Speaker 3: they asked you give me an example of where you
- 34:05Speaker 3: were a good teammate. They asked, was the behavior base?
- 34:09Speaker 6: Because he was my supplier in general? And I was like, yo,
- 34:12Speaker 6: I need to make some bread. I was on mad
- 34:14Speaker 6: and he was like I put you on and then
- 34:16Speaker 6: he's like, all right, come back tomorrow.
- 34:17Speaker 1: We talk about this. I was like, like an interview.
- 34:19Speaker 1: It was like come back tomorrow. I can't say an
- 34:24Speaker 1: interview because that's weird. But yes, but did you give
- 34:29Speaker 1: him your work? You sold the chocolates I'll tell you know.
- 34:38Speaker 1: I worked at I was a girl scout. You know,
- 34:41Speaker 1: like I know how to push you know more than me.
- 34:46Speaker 1: That's very different. Matter of fact, I think we can
- 34:49Speaker 1: put them together. Get two boxes in the joint. You
- 34:52Speaker 1: know that this is illegal. Girl scout is larious. It
- 34:58Speaker 1: was like.
- 35:00Speaker 4: She has.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Canada.
- 35:12Speaker 4: I'm going to jails, the fool table something cool. You're like,
- 35:16Speaker 4: so you're arrested in an hour and a half.
- 35:20Speaker 6: I lost all my products, lock up.
- 35:27Speaker 4: I know exactly where it is. On the upside, you
- 35:32Speaker 4: you had a new you say, a new record. So
- 35:35Speaker 4: it's a lot of foot traffic.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Think about drug field. You messed up too much? Did
- 35:42Speaker 1: they kill you? Gonna kill you?
- 35:43Speaker 3: They was watching the show on on uh HBO about
- 35:47Speaker 3: the gun about Baltimore Gun Trace task Force, right, so
- 35:51Speaker 3: they were supposed to just take guns from They were like,
- 35:53Speaker 3: we can't stop the drugs. It's too much. Let's just
- 35:55Speaker 3: focus on the violence. So they started focusing on taking
- 35:58Speaker 3: guns from from criminals. These police started taking guns and
- 36:01Speaker 3: then finding drugs and then like we'll take these two
- 36:04Speaker 3: and we'll take the money. And then they start taking
- 36:06Speaker 3: the drugs and then selling the drugs back.
- 36:08Speaker 1: To drug dealers. That's a smart police, the police.
- 36:12Speaker 3: So what happened was they stole the drugs from a
- 36:14Speaker 3: drug dealer, right, they raided his house and.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Took his money and he's like, bro, like I need that.
- 36:22Speaker 3: Just arrest me regular don't keep the drug because he's like,
- 36:25Speaker 3: if you take the drugs and don't put them into evidence,
- 36:27Speaker 3: they're gonna think I stole And they were like it
- 36:29Speaker 3: sucks to me you and they kept them and the drug.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Dinners killed that dude. What show is this?
- 36:34Speaker 3: This is a it's called We We on the City,
- 36:38Speaker 3: but it's based on a true story that Baltimore police.
- 36:41Speaker 3: Basically after the wire ended, they were like guns now,
- 36:45Speaker 3: and the police became drug dealers, like literally stole guns,
- 36:48Speaker 3: cash and we're just like we don't make enough money.
- 36:50Speaker 3: And then they would only go to work as police
- 36:52Speaker 3: for like three hours and build like twelve hours.
- 36:54Speaker 1: I was like, you guys are doing crime. That's police.
- 36:59Speaker 3: Your job easy way in it's like a drug dealer,
- 37:02Speaker 3: like going to rehab clinics and helping people like yeah, man,
- 37:04Speaker 3: you know drugs is bad.
- 37:05Speaker 1: Here's a methodone stop your job in FILTRITIONI yeah, it's
- 37:10Speaker 1: just like all I gotta.
- 37:11Speaker 4: Do is become a cop, and I could just do
- 37:13Speaker 4: the same you can criminals.
- 37:14Speaker 2: You can become a cop and less sound that you
- 37:16Speaker 2: can become a barber. It was like I Nigga was
- 37:18Speaker 2: in barber school, was like, wait, this don't make no sense.
- 37:21Speaker 1: I can be a compon sense, don't you like?
- 37:24Speaker 3: Honestly, if I was a police officer, that's just common sense.
- 37:27Speaker 3: You're making sixty seventy grand whatever, one hundred grand, and
- 37:30Speaker 3: you find one hundred thousand dollars and nobody knows.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Who is turning in the whole thing.
- 37:35Speaker 6: Nobody because you know what he's turning fifty police found
- 37:38Speaker 6: a dollar, I.
- 37:46Speaker 2: Would keep finding the same amount. They'd be like, he
- 37:47Speaker 2: tund another ten thousand.
- 37:49Speaker 4: He's really on the case about seventy five cents a
- 37:54Speaker 4: quarters just stopped. Why did you report this cop?
- 38:04Speaker 1: The police found everything bagel looks like somebody took getting free. No,
- 38:13Speaker 1: Chelly was talked into making up like this. They were
- 38:17Speaker 1: hated just this one. It's just this is.
- 38:22Speaker 4: About as big as it was.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Anything. This is the bottom of the bottom halves. I
- 38:31Speaker 1: don't know. It's a pandemic going on. You have you
- 38:34Speaker 1: have chees in your teeth, the last the clos you know,
- 38:47Speaker 1: every cloud scene.
- 38:48Speaker 3: These cops were awful though, man like they were planting
- 38:51Speaker 3: drugs on like everything people accused cops of.
- 38:54Speaker 1: They did planting drugs, like literally.
- 38:57Speaker 3: Taking drugs out of their pocket and then throwing it
- 39:00Speaker 3: and be like lu lu Lulu, the girl scout weeds.
- 39:05Speaker 1: They say, the body cams wasn't a thing, but know
- 39:08Speaker 1: what happened was the way they got caught.
- 39:10Speaker 3: They was on a wire tap the actual other police
- 39:13Speaker 3: and they was like, yeah, and I sold it to
- 39:15Speaker 3: this guy basically say it's camp and I sold it
- 39:17Speaker 3: to Hell. And they were like hell, who's that. They're
- 39:20Speaker 3: like Officer Hell. You know they'd be stealing from us
- 39:23Speaker 3: and selling it back. The other police were like, wait
- 39:25Speaker 3: what they started people sent away to the bushes.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Of the policeman was like.
- 39:43Speaker 4: No, I think he made a guy on the street
- 39:44Speaker 4: named Officer Hill.
- 39:50Speaker 1: That's what they did. Though.
- 39:51Speaker 3: They were just talking casually like these niggas stole from
- 39:53Speaker 3: us again and they're trying to sell it back to us.
- 39:55Speaker 3: And they sold it to this guy. We got to
- 39:56Speaker 3: buy it back and the other police were like.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Was like you know.
- 40:03Speaker 3: Yes, So they got a police informant who rided on
- 40:07Speaker 3: the police and he got a wire tab. So they
- 40:09Speaker 3: basically got caught because the drug dealers snitched on them
- 40:12Speaker 3: or dry snitched on them. Was selling dealers were under
- 40:15Speaker 3: investigation and they got the police caught.
- 40:18Speaker 1: So would that guy be a snitch on the streets
- 40:21Speaker 1: you're talking about the drug dealer.
- 40:22Speaker 4: No, they got the informant who snitched on the police
- 40:25Speaker 4: and took them down.
- 40:26Speaker 12: Like that's like reverse street. We got a wire on you.
- 40:37Speaker 4: Know, cracked back, cracked back your wire, but we were
- 40:47Speaker 4: not crack back.
- 40:48Speaker 1: We cracked back. No, you're arrest you. You can't do that.
- 41:02Speaker 1: It's like we got you, weren't you were Yes, we
- 41:09Speaker 1: were talking about what you please.
- 41:19Speaker 4: Gexters are like I see a snitch, I don't I
- 41:22Speaker 4: don't know who to kill. I don't get these rooms.
- 41:30Speaker 4: It was the kill everybody, Just kill everybody.
- 41:32Speaker 6: That's answer.
- 41:34Speaker 1: That's the start, Kill everybody, and.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Like all right, another complete waste of an episode.
- 41:51Speaker 1: The first one we just got to get out of
- 41:52Speaker 1: our system. We ain't seen each other. What story.
- 41:58Speaker 3: The first episode is a wid I don't know how
- 42:00Speaker 3: to title it. We talk from everything from Poof to
- 42:02Speaker 3: Starbucks to drugs. But this is I saw this on
- 42:05Speaker 3: the internet. We're here every Monday. The comedians switch out.
- 42:08Speaker 3: The stories are ridiculous. Sometimes we don't even talk about nothing.
- 42:11Speaker 3: Follow us wherever podcasts are. This has been Lulu Gonzalez.
- 42:15Speaker 3: This has been to your more. Patrick Houston cap on stage.
- 42:18Speaker 3: We'll see you next time.
- 42:19Speaker 1: I e.