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- 0:14I know someone working shift right now has to send it with
- 0:18pizza. I.
- 0:22Know somebody there has a Jack Daniel shooter?
- 0:24You all ready to start this? I've.
- 0:26Yeah, let's do it. We talked about how we're going
- 0:30to Are we just going to say Connor won last year?
- 0:34Oh, he's going to that fucking. Ground.
- 0:36That would be really funny. Just you're.
- 0:38Just going to briefly cover that.
- 0:40Yeah, just say Connor won, put it back.
- 0:42Connor. What the?
- 0:46Fuck I no, I have to crown you wearing a whole time.
- 0:49Fine, you have. To well, yeah, we have to
- 0:51nightmare the whole time. The winner?
- 0:53Why don't you have? Hold time.
- 0:54You got to wear it the whole time.
- 0:55Thing All right, who's got a light Saber?
- 0:56Who's got a light Saber? Someone needs to tap to pretend
- 0:59to tap Connor. Yeah, not your.
- 1:01Connor has a lightsaber. I dare you though, that.
- 1:03'D be fine. Connor has a light.
- 1:04Saber he. Needs I don't have to.
- 1:05Go under the contents. All right, God damn it.
- 1:09All right. Well, so bright.
- 1:12Be careful. With such great power comes
- 1:13great responsibility. That.
- 1:15That's sick as fuck. Honestly, what the fuck?
- 1:17Fucking died. Don't say that, Nick.
- 1:20Uncle Ben, Yeah. All right, and may let's.
- 1:25Now you made me sad. Well, well.
- 1:28Nick Dumatrescu. What?
- 1:31What adding to the list? Well, nothing.
- 1:34Just nothing. It's fun.
- 1:36Just. All right, let's get this shit
- 1:41show on the road. Welcome back, everybody, to WASD
- 1:44Campfire Presents. Another awesome year of our
- 1:47fantasy critic. Yeah, it's a campfire thing.
- 1:49Noah created it last year. We're keeping it going.
- 1:52I like it. Community Campfire.
- 1:53Community Campfire. I like it.
- 1:55So let's go right at the top. We are sponsored by Final Boss
- 2:00and Doc Long. I got your stupid ass, Connor.
- 2:02Bam, you did. You did.
- 2:04You got me. All right, final boss stock line
- 2:08yo check them out and link down below check out the other shows
- 2:10on the network that is WHD and beyond.
- 2:11It came from screen box and roll for deception.
- 2:15Connor, go ahead. Yeah, that's our.
- 2:22Winner for the last. Season very good, Connor, very
- 2:24good. Yeah, Connor.
- 2:27Connor won quite handily with a 152.88 and also had one game
- 2:34that did not release. And then second place was Noah
- 2:38with a 117. Third place was me with a one O
- 2:439. Steve got 4th place with a 98.
- 2:47Nick got 5th place with a 72. Evan got 6th place with a 70.
- 2:52Alex got what are we on? 8th place?
- 2:557th place. 7th place with a 67. John.
- 3:02God a damn it. As soon as it left my mouth too.
- 3:06John got 8th place with a 22. He also did not play for all of
- 3:12it and Julian got last place with an 11.
- 3:16Well, you know, he tried. I don't know he's.
- 3:19Not really. Wait what?
- 3:19How? What game was it then?
- 3:21It was just Doom. Probably Oblivion.
- 3:25Or oblivion. Oh yeah, yeah, he did do
- 3:26oblivion. That was it.
- 3:28OK, yeah. And that one.
- 3:30To be. Real This year's a bit
- 3:32different. This year it's or the Spawn Camp
- 3:34Fantasy Critic is going international.
- 3:37Yeah. Yeah.
- 3:39We got a Kiwi a little. Kiwi So every year I think we're
- 3:43going to try to bring different people on the from the community
- 3:46into the game, right? So we're going to kick Evan out
- 3:49next year. Evans also hosted.
- 3:52Words. Oh.
- 3:57Backstabs. All right, new rule.
- 3:58Aaron, stop the. Main hosts.
- 4:01Don't get swapped out unless. They want to stop playing
- 4:05honestly. Why don't you just bottom 2?
- 4:10Oh my God, bottom 2. What if it's?
- 4:12What if it's Nick though? We got to have a fail safe here,
- 4:18We got to have a fail safe here. That's.
- 4:21The fail safe. That's the fail safe if.
- 4:22It's bottom 2. The bottom 2.
- 4:23The bottom 2 unless they're one of the main hosts, then they
- 4:26stay. Listen, there you got.
- 4:27Corruption. I think it'd be really funny if
- 4:29I like Nick Calgary and he just had to sit there while we did
- 4:33this. Well, I guess I'll record you.
- 4:35Guys, corruption is. Good.
- 4:37It's just, it's just us doing the fantasy critic and Nick's
- 4:39just sitting there like I. Want to?
- 4:43How's that recording look, Nick? It's.
- 4:45All. Pouting he's the guy yet?
- 4:48Oh cute. I'm getting he's watching the
- 4:50levels. He's back.
- 4:51There fucking. Quit looking at your God damn
- 4:55crown. I see you Connor.
- 4:58Look at this. The Crown.
- 5:00Was created by our very own Noah.
- 5:03So everyone, round of applause. We're going.
- 5:04For that creativity, it is so cool.
- 5:08It's so sweet. Solid, I love it.
- 5:12Look at that. Looks.
- 5:13Insane on camera. Looks so good.
- 5:16Look at that lobster typeface. I want brilliant, I really.
- 5:19That's actually Bellow's script. I'll thank you very much.
- 5:23My bad. Yeah, I think, yeah.
- 5:26How about that, Russ? How about you fuck yourself,
- 5:28huh? Yeah.
- 5:30How good does it feel to wield power Connor like that crown?
- 5:33Oh, it feels so good. It feels so good.
- 5:37I'm not saying I hope you you fall flat on your face this
- 5:40year. It would be fun.
- 5:43Fantastic. Started at the top, now you're.
- 5:48Fucking. Here.
- 5:49They are at the bottom. So, Brody, you are the dad of
- 5:54the group. I know I'm a father as well.
- 5:55Boy, your dad. If you could, why don't we go
- 5:59through the rules once more this year, get everyone back up to
- 6:02speed and those who have not really played the game, What?
- 6:06What are we laughing about? What's so funny?
- 6:08About Mike, we have, we have two.
- 6:09We have specifically two. You didn't.
- 6:11You didn't introduce the two new people. 2 new people we got our
- 6:15good pal Morgan Morgan. Why are you looking away from
- 6:19the camera when I introduced? You.
- 6:23He doesn't know what to do with his eyes.
- 6:25It's his first time. It's like wrangling.
- 6:28Come back, come back. Is this your first?
- 6:31The slow turn around just like Is this Morgan's first time
- 6:34appearing on on the on the was going to be on the Broncos?
- 6:38Yeah, it would be. So it would be for Ross Virgin
- 6:41Boys. It's Russ's first time, yes.
- 6:44So welcome, Russ and Morgan, to this year's fantasy Critic,
- 6:47Critic, critic, critic. Critic Good.
- 6:51Critter. Fantasy Riddick.
- 6:53Riddick I like. So the general rundown for this
- 6:58We're going to draft six games today.
- 7:00We have to draft I believe a total of 12 games, 10, I don't
- 7:05know, 12. I think we have to do 2 counter
- 7:08picks. Counter picks have to be games
- 7:09that are we either think are going to score poorly or they
- 7:14are going to not come out. This year we changed one rule
- 7:17from last year where the counter picks now lock you from dropping
- 7:21a game, which is something that that to to prevent people from
- 7:26taking the meme picks. But basically how this all boils
- 7:32down is 70 is the baseline. If you get If a game gets below
- 7:37a 70, you lose points. If it gets above a 70, you gain
- 7:39points based on that difference. So if it gets a 75, you get 5
- 7:44points. If it gets an 85, you get 15
- 7:46points. If it gets into the 90s, there's
- 7:48like some bonus points are rewarded there.
- 7:51But at the end of the year, you ideally want all of your games
- 7:54to come out and you want to get as many points as possible and
- 7:58have counter picks that don't fuck you over.
- 8:01Because if a counter pick does get above a 70 and it does come
- 8:05out, you lose points based on what they gain.
- 8:08So there's a lot of intricacies on like what we can and cannot
- 8:12pick as far as we can't take remakes, but we can take or we
- 8:16can't take remasters, but we can take remakes.
- 8:19There's some some things there. I won't run through all of those
- 8:22rules, but yeah, good luck, gentlemen.
- 8:26Yes, Gigi's all really quick. I want to put some spotlight on
- 8:32two members of the group, Evan and Alex.
- 8:34What are you fucking buffawing about back there?
- 8:37I see you both laughing. No, you don't.
- 8:39You don't see shit. Folks, we got some.
- 8:43Gabby, Gabby. Yeah, I'll.
- 8:44Just I'll just say this. I'll say pinky promise
- 8:46gentlemen, we will all be friends by the end of this.
- 8:49All right. So.
- 8:51Chill. Out don't.
- 8:57Worry about it, Morgan took it. Don't.
- 8:59Worry about it, dude. All right, so let's go through.
- 9:01Let's. Go through our cast.
- 9:03Let's go through the. Crew of people we got going
- 9:05here. Connor, why don't you start us
- 9:07off since you you won last year. Just everyone say hi and your
- 9:11name. Oh, starting what?
- 9:14What? You won, say your.
- 9:16Name. Just introduce yourself.
- 9:18Say hello, Who the fuck are you? Connor, I'm here Publisher is
- 9:24going to be Cricket Digital, the winner of last year, you know.
- 9:29Oh big deal, big Dick. Oh, thank you.
- 9:34Nice. All right, Evan.
- 9:35It's so sweet. Your turn.
- 9:37Hi, My name's Evan. My publisher is Slop Studios.
- 9:41OK. Hi.
- 9:42Hi, Marola. Hi, Connor.
- 9:45Hi, Steve. Hi.
- 9:46Everybody else, say hi. Back in this meeting, some
- 9:49pretty. Fun chest.
- 9:51I know, yeah. My publisher name is Slop
- 9:54Studios. I was 7th last year, I think, is
- 9:56what Birdie had said at the start.
- 9:58I think so. I think 7th was right, yeah.
- 10:02Hoping to do marginally better, maybe 6th.
- 10:05Yeah, hell yeah all. Right, nobody is going with
- 10:08this. Somebody's got to go to the
- 10:11lower middle portion, you know, and it might as well be you,
- 10:14yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 10:15Thank you. Yeah.
- 10:18Next up, we got Morgan. Hello, I am the Nat juice
- 10:24conglomeration and I have no idea what I'm doing but I hope.
- 10:27You did a good job. Hell yeah all.
- 10:32Right Next up, we got our very own Rodacious Brody.
- 10:36Let's hit it. Hi, Dad.
- 10:38Hi. I'm Brody.
- 10:39You know me. I'm here.
- 10:41I'm here occasionally. I am Corn fed games.
- 10:45I was third place last year. If Mina the Hollower would have
- 10:49came out, I would have overtaken Noah.
- 10:50God. But it didn't though.
- 10:53But it didn't. Damn, what a.
- 10:54What a. Fireback.
- 10:56Has a bed button already. You are up next.
- 11:01Hi, I'm Noah, I am Boulder Interactive.
- 11:04We had a strong year last year but fell short.
- 11:07The relevant parties have been fired and we are ready to come
- 11:10back stronger this year. Check out it came from screen
- 11:14box. It's a good show that me, Nick
- 11:15and Alex. Do this fucking plug.
- 11:17Oh. Yeah.
- 11:21That's so funny, please let everyone.
- 11:23Know who you are, Kiora? I'm Russ, and I'm going by
- 11:26Middle Earth Co for my publisher name this year.
- 11:30Yeah. Hell yeah, let's.
- 11:32Go. Mr. Alex.
- 11:36Hi, I'm Alex and our publisher is Swamp Ass Software.
- 11:43Let's run it. Let's.
- 11:44Run it. Let's run it.
- 11:46Hell yeah. Let's.
- 11:47Run it. Steve.
- 11:49I got the runs in my swamp ass. Yo, damn it.
- 11:54Yo. Yo.
- 11:57Yo. Jail.
- 12:00Alright, So had a strong start, came a little short, had a bit
- 12:07of a scramble in the second-half of the year, but we have we
- 12:11fired everyone, hired new developers, new team, new Year.
- 12:16Y'all are hiring people? Yeah, they're all unpaid.
- 12:21This economy. No one's getting paid.
- 12:26It's working for exposure. Not even I have to go check out.
- 12:32They're all. Uncredited.
- 12:35Uncredited is diabolical. Damn it.
- 12:39All right. There's only one name.
- 12:40I'll still be here in spirit, but you won't be able to see me
- 12:44anymore. He's.
- 12:46That's right, Morgan's our. Residential.
- 12:47He's our residential MacGyver. OK.
- 12:50And then everybody, Steve, did you announce your publisher
- 12:53name? Yeah.
- 12:55Electric Boogaloo soft. Very good.
- 12:58And then? Me.
- 12:59I'm back in. Chicken here please.
- 13:00Excuse me? I am you guys know me from WAC
- 13:04Beyond and it came from Screen box.
- 13:07It's Nick and everybody at We Sloppy Gaming got laid off by
- 13:12Microsoft last year, so we created a new studio called
- 13:15She's In Your Upper. Lip gaming so we.
- 13:17Can hear. You.
- 13:18That's awesome, Morgan. We can't see you, but we can
- 13:23still hear you. What a fucking maniac.
- 13:28What if he starts taking? A shit, it's just a burp.
- 13:32Fucking shadow dimension, man. Oh.
- 13:36Man. Jesus Christ.
- 13:41Sorry, off to a good. Start off to a good start, but
- 13:43yes, that is. Classy spawn camp that's.
- 13:48It's a campfire, dude. Like what he.
- 13:50Did we're all drinking beers around the campfire?
- 13:53That's. That's my new publisher name.
- 13:55Though maybe it's Frogman. Ribbitus, Ribbitus.
- 14:00Cheese in. Your own console plugging Jesus.
- 14:03In your upper lip, yes, that is. My, could you explain this?
- 14:06Could you explain that? Choosing your upper lip.
- 14:09Yeah. I just thought it'd be funny.
- 14:10Like you don't have. People like put like 2.
- 14:12In their lips. Sure.
- 14:15What if they just like shredded cheese and just stuck it up
- 14:17there like. 2 just thought it'd be funny.
- 14:20I mean, it's also. It may be also.
- 14:22Try some now try some now it. May I'm just trying to.
- 14:25Be clean about it. There it is.
- 14:26There it is. That's.
- 14:28That's what we wanted. I was trying to be.
- 14:31That's so hard. Yeah.
- 14:32No, that's what people expect. That's the problem.
- 14:36Good God. So.
- 14:39All. Right, Brody, take it away with
- 14:41the order, Yeah. Everyone, I am first this go
- 14:45around, which I am actually not very happy about.
- 14:48I'm I'm genuinely not happy about this.
- 14:51It's 17 games until I get to pick again.
- 14:53What the fuck? Oh.
- 14:55Yeah, a lot rest that. Was rough first pick Brody.
- 14:59And. The best part?
- 15:00Is I had a game that I was going to pick, but do I want blood or
- 15:05do I want to win? And sometimes, oh, I.
- 15:10Know Oh no, truly the. Duality of man.
- 15:13Because not not, not only do I go for blood by going after
- 15:18Steve's pick, it also trickles down and it gets Evan Oh.
- 15:24No. Oh boy.
- 15:26Which made it. That much more delicious, if I
- 15:29might say so myself. Do it bro.
- 15:32Do it. I've made my.
- 15:33Peace I hope you all have as well.
- 15:35Oh no. Oh, can we?
- 15:41Well, I need to scroll out the drum.
- 15:43Roll please. Yeah, no, I'm, I'm, I'm.
- 15:45I'm should we just hop right in? Yeah, we're trying.
- 15:52Jokes. On you I'm not going for blood,
- 15:56I'm going for the win, baby. Forza Horizon 6.
- 15:59Oh motherfucker. Nice.
- 16:01Oh. I got blood other places.
- 16:02Holy shit, blood. Someone else.
- 16:06Fuck yeah all. Right.
- 16:07Nice. Pick.
- 16:08Brody OK, when will that that's a good.
- 16:09Movie I'm a. Bitch, it should populate now.
- 16:16I don't know if you. You might have to refresh.
- 16:18Yeah, Yeah. But it is now around to Alex.
- 16:22You should just be able to click that button.
- 16:23You're gonna pick my game. Pick.
- 16:27There we go. You're.
- 16:28Welcome, Evan. So.
- 16:29I expect. Kisses.
- 16:32So this game doesn't. Stop me from going.
- 16:35For blood. Oh yeah.
- 16:37It is. But at least it's.
- 16:38Not on my hands. For.
- 16:40Is. Is it third installment?
- 16:46It's a. It's a very popular game series,
- 16:48so we're just going to go with Neo 3, OK?
- 16:54Hell yeah, Olympic. I was.
- 16:56Like what is he about to do? There's no fucking shot he does.
- 16:59Is there a screen? That I'm supposed to be looking
- 17:02at other than just everybody's names and things.
- 17:07Just look at the screen with names and things.
- 17:09Eventually it'll show a little button.
- 17:10It's your turn to draft, and then you get to draft.
- 17:13We'll let you know. Don't do it, Steve.
- 17:17Don't be like, yeah, perfect. Hey, Steve, don't be like this
- 17:20man. He got don't be like.
- 17:23This, Steve, don't be like this. Come on.
- 17:26Man. He's gonna pick.
- 17:28Oh, I know he's gonna pick. I'm surprised ones.
- 17:30I'm not. Steve.
- 17:34Steve. Steve didn't.
- 17:35Even go after the pick he wanted, he just went for blast.
- 17:39They would you're. A bad guy, I expect.
- 17:42Nothing less from Steve though. Do we know what, Steve?
- 17:44You didn't go after. My first pick, Brody.
- 17:46So now because I know, I get the pick before you again.
- 17:49Yeah, I know. Oh, I know.
- 17:51Only fucking 14 more games until I get to pick again.
- 17:55Hey, Brody, I don't think. That's going.
- 17:57To be fluffy, you cancel that. Hey, Brody.
- 17:59If you had to give your best guess, what do you think Steve's
- 18:01second pick is? I know what it is.
- 18:08OK, well since since Steve had to draw blood first, it's only
- 18:12fair that I draw blood as well. However, I don't know any of
- 18:16Steve's picks so I'm also go going to go with the third title
- 18:20and a popular game franchise. Don't do it, dude.
- 18:24There's. No way you're going.
- 18:26No. Shot, you're going to do that.
- 18:31What happened? What?
- 18:33What's happened? Are.
- 18:38You. Are you attempting?
- 18:42To do suspense on us. No.
- 18:44Oh, look at that resident. Evil Requiem.
- 18:48Here's the thing. Before before we move on real
- 18:50quick, I just got to say it. It really pissed me off because
- 18:53Steve went for RE and I hated to prove Steve right after he just
- 18:56caught my ass. All right so.
- 18:58But like, I also am not so cruel that I would take it from Nick
- 19:01because I know Nick would probably physically beat me.
- 19:04Steve. I I'm really torn here because
- 19:07I, I kind of wanted Evan to get GTA again and then also have it
- 19:11get delayed again. You are going to get.
- 19:14Paid but. Also, now that you have it, I
- 19:16still want it to get delayed again.
- 19:19It's not. I'm going to come out on what's
- 19:20going on. Now, by the way, it will.
- 19:23It's going to come out now that he picked it.
- 19:25I'm here. With everybody now.
- 19:26The fiscal year goes until March.
- 19:28It could, absolutely. Still slip into the first part
- 19:31of next year. It could.
- 19:33All right, also. One of their studios blew up, so
- 19:37they. Actually continues on.
- 19:39Yeah. They like I.
- 19:41Said they were. They were sitting there going.
- 19:43I don't care that the flames licking your toes, you're
- 19:45fucking getting on this game man.
- 19:48Explosion I also. Understand.
- 19:50They don't release it this year. They're just like, people are
- 19:53going to stop caring. Yeah, I think they've.
- 19:55Like they they know. Better than that.
- 19:58I mean, yeah, I personally was hoping, yeah, but it'll.
- 20:00Still come out and still sell absolute gangbusters.
- 20:03People will just momentarily stop caring.
- 20:05They only forgot. About it for a bit, right.
- 20:08All right, Nick, All right. I am.
- 20:12Going. To probably hurt some feelings
- 20:16and there's one person here I know whose feelings I may hurt
- 20:19the most and I'm so sorry but I cannot get in last place, damn
- 20:22near last place to start the entire time so I'm.
- 20:27Going to go with. Marvel's Wolverine.
- 20:33Understand, Brody, I'm. Sorry, Bob.
- 20:36I consider. I genuinely did consider it
- 20:39early on so. I don't think it's.
- 20:41Going to do too. Well, I'll take I think.
- 20:44It's going to do I. Think you're wrong?
- 20:48I think it's. Really good and it's okay.
- 20:50To be wrong. I don't think it's going to do
- 20:53very well, Russ and Connor. Like Fable?
- 20:55Welcome here. Oh, honestly, the.
- 20:57Spider Man games only get like an 82 even though they're
- 21:00beloved, so I also decided not to take Wolverine for that exact
- 21:05same reason. Good shit.
- 21:06No, that's right about. What I expect they go with the.
- 21:10Fable It's a beloved franchise and it sounds like a good old.
- 21:15Fable a lot of people. Are very excited for it.
- 21:17Fuck. It all right, Morgan?
- 21:19What do you pick? Here more got rothfly fables
- 21:23self. Actually I.
- 21:25Kind of forgot. Morgan might actually something
- 21:27should. Appear on the screen, right?
- 21:29It's pretty all right. It's at.
- 21:31The top it's at. The top.
- 21:32I'm ready for it. Go away the.
- 21:34Top you'll see you can start your.
- 21:38Turn. I see.
- 21:39OK, Morgan's pretty. Into like obscure games.
- 21:42So he might actually take a couple of my picks.
- 21:44Not only. Am I into obscure games?
- 21:46I know so. I know so little about what's
- 21:49going on, so I'm just gonna have to.
- 21:51Give me two. Seconds.
- 21:52I'm just kind of kind of look over one or two.
- 21:55I kind of hope. He doesn't just randomly pick
- 21:58the game I want, he's. Gonna just run this entire.
- 22:02Thing he's just gonna run away with it, you know that's what
- 22:04the hard. Case is Morgan's gonna.
- 22:06Be wearing the crown. Morgan or Russ.
- 22:09And then First off, we're going to fucking figure out a way to
- 22:11ship. Well, we'll just ship Russ a
- 22:12crown that Oh. And yeah.
- 22:15Everybody's. Saying things like feeling bad
- 22:18about going for blood or nothing.
- 22:20I feel no remorse. I didn't.
- 22:22Know what you were doing. Monster.
- 22:23What did he do? He.
- 22:24Doesn't know what he's. Doing.
- 22:27What did he do? I hope Morgan.
- 22:31Takes your picks east and I will.
- 22:32Take the. World.
- 22:35This is me like you know. What you've done?
- 22:37That's what it is. Show me.
- 22:40What are you doing? So there's there's.
- 22:43There's there's some pages here I'm just looking, I'm looking
- 22:45at. Stuff.
- 22:49So yeah. He's just.
- 22:51Bullshitting. Hyping.
- 22:52Myself. Up.
- 22:53He's like a parent, you know, film.
- 22:54Dude, he's a slow burn, no? Feet yet.
- 22:58No feet yet. No feet yet.
- 23:01You know, yeah, I actually feel pretty good about this.
- 23:06Oh, that's that's. Cool, I was looking.
- 23:08At that one too. I was looking at that one too.
- 23:10I feel pretty good. About.
- 23:13That everyone people. Liked it that last one, the
- 23:16king. Is the king is here, everyone
- 23:18heads down. Don't look at big wave for.
- 23:20Thyme King there was. There was.
- 23:22One game that I there was one game that I chose last year that
- 23:26I either ended up dropping or it just didn't release.
- 23:31Oh, I know what it is. It was.
- 23:34That was Okami too, Reanimal. Oh.
- 23:38Good pick, I figured this. Would be your first pick.
- 23:41Good pick. What happened to that first pick
- 23:43was gonna be fucking. Forza 6, but no.
- 23:46Really. Damn, that's.
- 23:47Crazy. Damn, that's wild.
- 23:49It just got. Delayed.
- 23:49Dissolved. Yeah.
- 23:51Oh. OK, Reanimal.
- 23:51Got. Delayed.
- 23:52OK. So how I go to draft is.
- 23:55Amazing. Yep, Yep.
- 23:57Draft game at. The top?
- 23:57Yep. Right?
- 23:58Yep. OK cool.
- 23:59So I'm actually surprised this thing get picked up.
- 24:03He's locked in. God damn.
- 24:04It the Kiwis I know. Yeah, I saw.
- 24:06I saw, I saw. This.
- 24:07I saw this gameplay come out a few months ago.
- 24:13For for the guy. And currently what?
- 24:16This looks amazing. So I'm going with Craig Matta.
- 24:20Oh, Oh yeah. You, son.
- 24:22Of a bitch, Russ go Russ. That's.
- 24:23Great. Oh does Rosco?
- 24:28Again pick again, Russ. Yeah, he picks again A.
- 24:30Bitch, Oh I get a game. Oh wow.
- 24:32Again. Look.
- 24:33At that again. So the problem is I only thought
- 24:39about pragmata. You have time.
- 24:42Studied have time. One track, nothing.
- 24:46Else studied every time I. Was locked in.
- 24:48Was your one. Plan in your y'all have known.
- 24:51About this, that we were doing this for like weeks.
- 24:55Yeah, but the issue. Is.
- 24:57Like I don't. Know that many games, but I've
- 25:00never done a fantasy and frankly, I just didn't know what
- 25:04I was. I didn't really know what was
- 25:05going on. This is all there is to it.
- 25:07Yeah. No, I kind of was.
- 25:08Expecting things to kind of become more clear today, and
- 25:12they have, they have become much more clear I was waiting for.
- 25:14Today I'll wait for Morgan to go.
- 25:15It's cold out, to be fair. It's very.
- 25:19Cold it's. Cold, to be fair.
- 25:22To be fair. So I don't.
- 25:25I'm also notoriously not a researcher, so.
- 25:28Same. That's why I'm wanting.
- 25:29You to have no one Brody as my Co host me, Evan and Alice.
- 25:34Okay, I'm going to go here. No.
- 25:36Timeout. Oops, going to.
- 25:38Go with. Game Freaks new game.
- 25:40That's also a good thing, okay. It's a ballsy.
- 25:44Pick. It could play out either way,
- 25:46right? No for.
- 25:48Real. That's such a wild card.
- 25:49I mean, that's the Pokémon Company.
- 25:51They couldn't fuck up over and over and over again, could they?
- 25:57What if they? Fucked up in high fidelity.
- 26:01That would be. Something all.
- 26:02The time out. Everyone's back, Connor.
- 26:05The blatant. Stellar blade knockoff, Yeah,
- 26:08right. Without the sexy parts.
- 26:12Looking for a game that we also played the demo of.
- 26:15I don't see it. I have to search for this game.
- 26:19That Yeah, take that one dog, yeah.
- 26:22I had to search. For fate, it wasn't on the the.
- 26:25List. I also had this.
- 26:26One for. Mine this. 1 is a hype factor of
- 26:280. I played the demo of it and I
- 26:31absolutely loved it. This is gonna be Tales of Fate
- 26:36I. Don't know.
- 26:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. Yeah.
- 26:41Yeah, yeah. I.
- 26:42Think it'll do 0%, yeah. 0 Height factor's kind of crazy.
- 26:47It's indie games don't unless it's like a hollow night type of
- 26:51thing, right? Like they just don't get it the
- 26:54same hype, but they tend to score well.
- 26:57So it's. Right, so.
- 27:00Hopefully, yeah, more. Got his back on the board, solid
- 27:04pick. Solid pick.
- 27:08I. Was not prepared just to get
- 27:10back to the tab. How many Chrome tabs?
- 27:13You got to open your every IT guys.
- 27:15I was playing. Schedule what?
- 27:17I'm sorry I just been playing a game.
- 27:20While. Probably too.
- 27:21Never mind. Evan's probably racing an F1
- 27:23right now. I'm not actually.
- 27:24No, I'm. Not no, I'm not on the server
- 27:26playing. I got yelled.
- 27:28At privately about that I felt bad running around.
- 27:32Nick yelled at me violently for 15 minutes one time.
- 27:34I felt really bad, OK? Where did I he?
- 27:38Was right to do that. I'm not disagreeing I was a bad
- 27:42guy, but like I. I used to.
- 27:45Be a piece of shit. I I did and.
- 27:48Now I did. Shut up.
- 27:50I'm the whole shit. I hate when you do that, but
- 27:54hold on. I got it, but hold on.
- 27:58Oh well, that's even fun. You're.
- 28:00OK there, Morgan. No, I thought.
- 28:05My cheek. No.
- 28:06I'm not like that for a minute I was about to piss myself off.
- 28:09Which? Cheek that one.
- 28:13My cheek. That's a good my butt cheeks.
- 28:17Not my, I mean I. Saw that dude?
- 28:20Harry hit me in the nipple earlier and it hurt so bad my
- 28:26nipple looked like it was I'm. I'm calling it, I'm calling it.
- 28:30I'm calling it here. Probably 6.
- 28:33OK. All right, OK.
- 28:37That's boy. We haven't.
- 28:39We haven't seen a reveal already.
- 28:41That's a. Big.
- 28:43I mean it. Is they're 30th anniversary but
- 28:46I don't think I'm. A reaction.
- 28:50Orgasm Alice 20. Seven, what you got?
- 28:53Noah, what's up? What's up?
- 28:54I am going with something that I think is a is a sure bet.
- 28:59Could be like betting on red and black.
- 29:02I'm going to pick Lego Batman, Legacy of the Dark, You mother.
- 29:05That's. Oh.
- 29:08Buddy. OK.
- 29:09OK yeah, fair enough. A Lego Batman game with Arkham
- 29:13style combat? What?
- 29:15Like how could it? Possibly.
- 29:16Fail. You know.
- 29:17That's a good point. You can't even be mad at me this
- 29:24time, Evan. That's fine, I can.
- 29:26Just be mad at you all the time. I usually AM.
- 29:31The constant. State.
- 29:32Jeez. That's what he wants.
- 29:35Fellas. Yeah, I was going to say.
- 29:36Don't do that it he feeds off of it, thrives in it I willingly.
- 29:42Know this and I still do it anyway.
- 29:43Fuck. It's my.
- 29:48Turn. Yeah, if only there was a way.
- 29:54I already knew I. Was already looking like.
- 29:56Magic take hours. Yeah, why don't?
- 29:58You just get it. All right, do it.
- 30:03Do it, do it, do it. We're all.
- 30:05Waiting for it. There it is.
- 30:07There it is. I grabbed it.
- 30:08Unannounced, unannounced main life.
- 30:11Hey, why doesn't it just say Half Life 3 Nick?
- 30:15You will all bow to my feet once in 26 it's.
- 30:21Not. And to be and to be clear, this
- 30:23is not me picking a meme pick. I genuinely think this is its
- 30:28year. Oh, that was quick.
- 30:30So. Boom, I saw my Jesus.
- 30:32Shit. You're.
- 30:33Motherfucker, say, even say you got to say it.
- 30:37Get it over with. Steve, I know what the fuck
- 30:39you're going to do. This is this was this was this
- 30:42was this was Nick's pick last year.
- 30:44Mouse Pi for Hire was one of Nick's picks last year.
- 30:46I'm not going to. Say it, because if it's not,
- 30:48you'll just go for blood. I have to I.
- 30:50Have to go for blood because because Noah has gotten me and
- 30:52so has Steve and Evan Hurt my feeling.
- 30:55Steve's trying. To entrap me into telling him
- 30:57what my next pick will be so we can take Steve.
- 31:00See one. More pick before I I descend
- 31:03into a bit of madness. OK, one one more normal pick.
- 31:10OK, really your first. One was normal, yeah.
- 31:13Yeah. Oh yeah.
- 31:15Yes, that was. What you got, Steve?
- 31:18Fuck you Evan. God damn dude, there it is.
- 31:21Yeah, you piece of shit, there it is.
- 31:29Fortune's weave. Yeah, OK.
- 31:33So what that was? Going to be your first pick,
- 31:35right Steve? If I didn't take for it.
- 31:37Yeah, OK. That was the.
- 31:39Blood I was going to go for immediately.
- 31:43No, I I regret nothing. Oh shit.
- 31:45Maybe not, you shouldn't. 5050 between this and one other game.
- 31:52Which one was that? But I'm unsure.
- 31:54If the other one's even coming out this year.
- 31:58So we can do remakes, correct? Not remasters.
- 32:03Remakes are. OK.
- 32:04Yeah, full remakes, not partials.
- 32:07It'll tell you if it's OK or not.
- 32:10Yeah, yeah. I don't know Fatal Frame. 2.
- 32:17Good shit, All right, Frame. Two very.
- 32:19Good, I thought about that one. I think.
- 32:22There's one one, yeah, there's one more game that I am
- 32:29surprised is still here. Honestly.
- 32:33It's actually one O 2 actually. Yeah.
- 32:36I feel like they're going. To take a note this next round
- 32:39round pick. I'm going to take Phantom Blade
- 32:460, OK? Oh, you get 2 that I'm.
- 32:53Surprised that made it as far as.
- 32:54It did. That's.
- 32:55Exactly my thought like I will got another one here.
- 33:01Sorry. For the.
- 33:04Excess noise. Come.
- 33:10Brody, how much do we want to hold back here?
- 33:14Shouldn't be holding back at all.
- 33:17No, Hold back. Yeah.
- 33:19What do you? Mean the first nuke has already
- 33:20been launched. There's no reason for GTA.
- 33:22Steve, you started the war. You.
- 33:25You started the war and you're sitting here like, should I call
- 33:27it? Should we, should we tone it
- 33:29back? And you know what?
- 33:30It does. Next time.
- 33:30It didn't do what I wanted it to.
- 33:32Evan hasn't done shit. I don't know any of your.
- 33:36Games you only you only get like weird styles.
- 33:39Swim. No, I just wanted.
- 33:40You to start going after everyone, Evan, and it hasn't
- 33:42done anything. Look, I'm going to.
- 33:43Do sign language for you bro. Look, look.
- 33:46That's not one. Language shut up.
- 33:48What letter is this? No, sorry.
- 33:49Did. You put a.
- 33:51Crib sign. Is that AV?
- 33:52Yeah. No AV 1.
- 33:53Letter is this. Why is he throwing?
- 33:55Gang signs an A are you doing? An A though 3.
- 33:59A solid line and three bottom lines. 53 isn't coming up.
- 34:04Why are there 3? Top lines.
- 34:06What are you? Talking about E.
- 34:08What is happening? What?
- 34:09What letter? Is.
- 34:10This. Is that W?
- 34:12No, it's a. 3. West upside the other one.
- 34:15I'm starting to. Think you don't know sign
- 34:17language? OK, Yeah.
- 34:19Wait, you're starting M the if? I have if I have if I have a
- 34:24cup. Why you what?
- 34:25Are you telling you would have scooped?
- 34:27Shit out of mafia. Four, no ass wipe.
- 34:29If I have a cup and I've scooped everything out of it, it
- 34:32becomes. Marvel.
- 34:36Empty. What's another?
- 34:37Word for empty. What the fuck?
- 34:41Vacant another. Word.
- 34:44I see. Welcome to an.
- 34:45Episode you're talking about, OK.
- 34:47OK, get that? All right.
- 34:48Keep going. I.
- 34:51I also know what you're talking about.
- 34:52I thought I. Was slick dude you?
- 34:57Said it. Hold this down.
- 34:58What do? I say on you.
- 35:02Let's see. All right, all.
- 35:03Right, all right, all right. What is happening?
- 35:05Let's see TikTok. Is.
- 35:07Going to love that. That's all I want.
- 35:09I just want people to fight. That's all.
- 35:14You ever want? Yeah, because you're.
- 35:16He's a bad guy. He's a bad noodle.
- 35:17We know he's just going through the pot.
- 35:19Oh, I know what you were talking about, Nick.
- 35:21Thank you. I don't even know what he's.
- 35:23Talking about, he's talking about.
- 35:24Ace Combat I do no. Yeah, it's.
- 35:26Ace Combat Ace. Combat, Yeah.
- 35:27Huh. What the fuck?
- 35:30Does that have to do with a cup being empty?
- 35:34No idea, I'm in the what are you?
- 35:37Talking. About I've.
- 35:40I've caused disarray I. Took Mita the hollower.
- 35:45Fuck, that's. What I was talking about that's.
- 35:48What I. Thought I didn't know.
- 35:49I didn't know that's what he was talking about, to be perfectly
- 35:51honest. Didn't that's what he done?
- 35:55Yeah, I took. It last year.
- 35:58Why this wasn't? A secret game to me.
- 36:00Why are you? Telling me that he's going
- 36:02because Steve would have. Wanted.
- 36:03It too. Oh.
- 36:05Well, yeah, that's fair actually.
- 36:07I I have I don't have that. Then I care.
- 36:09I love you. Oh, it is me again.
- 36:13OK. I knew bro.
- 36:16Dude would. Have that and I.
- 36:18Specifically ignored it, damn it.
- 36:20That's fine. So my sign.
- 36:21Language is smoke signals no good then.
- 36:25No, not right. No, no.
- 36:27I'll workshop it. So this, yeah, fuck it, wait,
- 36:33oh, did it work? Did it go through?
- 36:36No. Here it goes.
- 36:39What? What name?
- 36:41Jesus? Christ.
- 36:43OK, except I've heard of this God.
- 36:45Damn it, come on. Wonder why you?
- 36:46What do you think? What do you think the?
- 36:47Gameplay loot is off that. It's weird.
- 36:51As fuck you can only play it. Every three days.
- 36:53Everybody. Wins.
- 36:55Then you're you're res. It might blow up as a me mask
- 37:01game. Probably that guy.
- 37:04That Jesus guy is pretty popular.
- 37:06I should make a religion out of this, not David.
- 37:11No, I think those. There'll be some inaccuracies to
- 37:13be honest. I'm honestly.
- 37:16Surprised his miracles. Were a bit of a overhyped
- 37:19untouched. For so long, so I'm just going
- 37:22to take it even though go on. Wasn't really.
- 37:25Planning on doing it we could grab.
- 37:27It I have. A dairy This is going to be
- 37:29what? I think it is.
- 37:31Oh, OK. No, it does.
- 37:35I didn't. Think I'd.
- 37:36Actually be able to pick it, but no one's picked it I.
- 37:40I made the mistake of taking night rain last year and that's
- 37:43why I didn't take it. Yeah, I was going.
- 37:44To pick that next, but I I didn't.
- 37:53It's. Funny, Steve.
- 37:55You called it. That was going to be my first
- 37:57pick, but I decided to pick something else.
- 38:04Go on. Go on, my robot, Go on.
- 38:07Make your make your pick. I've been trying.
- 38:10I've been trying to make up my mind but I'm just looking at the
- 38:122 red buttons and I don't know which one to click.
- 38:15What? Man, cuz I know that whatever I
- 38:18do it's gonna upset somebody and at this point I guess I just
- 38:21really shouldn't care. But man, brother, just correct.
- 38:24007 first light no, that's. Garbage.
- 38:27That's gonna be bad. Shut up.
- 38:29That's not that's not good. Steve.
- 38:34Steve. But this?
- 38:35Is a really, This is a no, that's not a good.
- 38:38You were just saying how much you love that James Bond game
- 38:40that's coming out. That's what I'm.
- 38:42Saying he talked so much about this is what this.
- 38:44Is yeah, but I'm not. But I'm not.
- 38:45But no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen.
- 38:47I'm changing my strategy from last year because admittedly my
- 38:50strategy was pretty stupid, which was pick games that I
- 38:53like, which is awful because I don't like a lot of good games.
- 38:57So I don't think Double O 7 is going to be that.
- 39:00I don't think. Russ, why 00 and Nick?
- 39:04Oh, OK, just for that. No, don't.
- 39:06You've already fucked me. No, fuck you.
- 39:08Fuck you, idiot. Oh, you're.
- 39:10A dirty bitch. Oh.
- 39:12You bitch. Wild.
- 39:14What did he do that's risky? Though, because OK, we got.
- 39:18To save the pic we got to save. OK, well, I said it now marathon
- 39:21marathon, marathon, marathon, marathon.
- 39:23This is that's why that's why I was confused when he did the M
- 39:26and he goes I'm talking about this and I'm thinking marathon.
- 39:29He's like. You should have taken double O
- 39:337M. They almost.
- 39:35Fucking I I. Don't think that. 1 is going to
- 39:37be as good. As everyone thinks, I don't
- 39:39think. Marathon's going to score
- 39:41higher, I think. I think marathon's.
- 39:42Going to be perfect I think it. Do better, right?
- 39:46How quickly you have forgotten how the beta period went, huh?
- 39:50I played. The newest I played the newest
- 39:51test, it was much better. It's also a new trailer that I
- 39:55mean, it's very different from what we've seen already.
- 39:57Yeah, it looks. Like a different game like I
- 40:00bet. I have played a lot of bungee
- 40:02games. Listen.
- 40:03I think it'll do better than a 70.
- 40:05OK. I think that Double O 7 might be
- 40:08that great inherently. Like it had a lot of work it
- 40:11needed done. When I watched the little
- 40:14gameplay that they did, it was not that great in my opinion.
- 40:17But it might, you know? I mean, someone's more than
- 40:19welcome to take it. If they so believe.
- 40:22It will do good too all. Right, I'm going to.
- 40:26And that wasn't my. Pick all.
- 40:30Right I'm. Going to go.
- 40:33Oh birdie, why'd? You say that now I feel so
- 40:34stupid I. Grab, we can't pick.
- 40:36The same games, right? This is a silly question.
- 40:39Gears of War. He did, no.
- 40:41That was my other pick that I was going to.
- 40:43I looked. It up to see if we had any sort
- 40:46of a release window on it. I was like.
- 40:48That's again, I'm a little scared.
- 40:50For. Gears yeah, we've.
- 40:52Already got three major Xbox releases this year.
- 40:55I that's. And I said that.
- 40:57I said that earlier today when we recorded.
- 40:58I said I don't think I did. I did not feel good that it
- 41:01wasn't in the most in the showcase yesterday.
- 41:02Yeah, or two days ago, I think I did not.
- 41:04I agree. I'm gonna take it.
- 41:06Though that could mean. That they're That could mean
- 41:08that they're gonna do something on their own for it.
- 41:10Maybe you? Get one free drop.
- 41:11Yeah, yeah, Gears fucked me. Last year, but this year,
- 41:15hopefully not. Hey.
- 41:16Hey, Nick, you want to switch Marathon and gears?
- 41:19I think that'll go really well for you, no?
- 41:22You keep, you go ahead Training, no.
- 41:25No, I'm going to. Take I'm.
- 41:30Going to take. Vampire Crawlers, which is the
- 41:34Vampire Survivors follow up game?
- 41:36Oh. Fuck OK that is good pick.
- 41:38Smart. The Rogue Lake passage, Yeah, I
- 41:44don't know what you would call that.
- 41:47Type of game where you like, you know the one.
- 41:50The one where you don't like do active attacks like it they
- 41:53happen for you? Morgan, it's called.
- 41:57Bullet Heaven, I'm doing the current.
- 41:58Double O 7 first light. God damn, hey, I've been.
- 42:05Just slightly I just realized. We've traded 1 meme picker for
- 42:09another. So why do?
- 42:14You think that Double O 7's not gonna do well?
- 42:15It's a beloved IP, yeah, but it's done.
- 42:18It's but it's done by the IO Interactive guys who have only
- 42:22done Hitman for the past like 10 to 15 years.
- 42:25And I think it's just going to play just like Hitman, but it's
- 42:27going to have a kind of OK, James Bond's story with it.
- 42:31That's all. That's what I I wouldn't know.
- 42:33I was going to say. Hitman Three got an 82.
- 42:37Yeah, it does. Well enough all I'm.
- 42:38Saying you're. Going to have egg on your face
- 42:40when James Bond crushes it and marathon.
- 42:43Shits the bed man. Won't be an egg on your face.
- 42:46I don't. I, I don't, I don't really like,
- 42:48I don't know, like it's a game. Like it's OK, look what the fuck
- 42:54I'm. Not gonna cry about it.
- 42:57What am I getting I? Still like I need to give Connor
- 42:59$10. Still like oh fuck.
- 43:02That's all I gotta. Pay Connor.
- 43:03Yeah. We owe.
- 43:03Him money we do. We all.
- 43:06How did we divvy that up? Was it like?
- 43:0855 or 10:10 Yeah, but. I thought we had divvied it up
- 43:13to where like second and third place got like third place got
- 43:16to keep their money. No, we didn't.
- 43:17OK, No, we didn't. I was fairly positive we did.
- 43:20I that's literally not because I'm in 3rd place, that's just
- 43:23how we typically do it. So we all don't.
- 43:25Have 5 but yeah I don't. Remember, no, you guys don't
- 43:28have to send me money. No, no you don't.
- 43:30Get to talk. I'm sorry.
- 43:32Yeah. What a humble.
- 43:33Winner. Yeah, no, I.
- 43:35Think it was I think it was 5 or 10.
- 43:36I don't remember if we had broken it down any other.
- 43:38It was 5 it. Was 5 each.
- 43:40What a humble winner. 5 each. Connor's sitting there right
- 43:45now. I too, am extraordinarily
- 43:47humble. I too.
- 43:51Please subjects. I do not need your and 30.
- 43:54Dollars, Richard. 30. Dollars Richard later let us
- 43:58know. How you won't have money?
- 44:01Oh. I I take Venmo cash at PayPal.
- 44:03Oh, now you're. So fucking upfront, don't send
- 44:07me. Money, but.
- 44:08I do take Venmo, Cash App, Apple Pay and everything else.
- 44:11I take direct wire transfers too.
- 44:14Exactly, it sounds more. Is that your?
- 44:16QR code in the chat. That's crazy.
- 44:18Why did? He just post the QR code.
- 44:22Wire transfer, all right, daughter?
- 44:27Yeah. I'm going with Yoshi.
- 44:33Yoshi in the. Mysterious book.
- 44:35Go ahead and pick it, Larson. I was gonna.
- 44:41Pick that one. There's another Yoshi game
- 44:43coming out. Yes, yeah, dude.
- 44:46It's a dinosaur that goes. Extinct.
- 44:49Excited. Good love, Yoshi.
- 44:51What a tagline, Nick. I like it.
- 44:54Nintendo, you owe me. Fucking money you can't, stupid.
- 44:58What it says? It lets me select it, so we're
- 45:02gonna go with it. We're doing the Tomb Raider
- 45:04legacies of the land. They're full.
- 45:07Remix. It's a full.
- 45:08Remake good. Pick.
- 45:12And then I was going to do. Picking my.
- 45:23Games. Oh God, darn it.
- 45:29And then for my next game, we are going to do. 1348 Yeah,
- 45:46nice, right? An RPG.
- 45:48With Jennifer English, you are in for a 10 out of 10
- 45:50experience. I'm.
- 45:56Surprised. No one picked it earlier.
- 45:58I only had just seen. The trailer the other day, I
- 46:00didn't even know about it until then.
- 46:02I don't know if anybody else knew prior to that, but I.
- 46:05Owed you because you posted the Yeah, just.
- 46:08Because I posted it OK. Looks cool.
- 46:15No, that's not. Going to do.
- 46:17Well, I think you should grab. It.
- 46:24No. I think.
- 46:25You should grab it my reverse. Psychology does not work on him.
- 46:35He has matched my. This.
- 46:41Would be. Interesting if it came out this
- 46:44year and I picked it. OK, you're such.
- 46:54A. Nice.
- 46:55Play Honestly wow my. Goodness, we're a hammer. 40K
- 47:00Dawn of War 4. Very.
- 47:04Good. Oh.
- 47:05Big big Dick over here for the King of Castle.
- 47:07King of the Castle. Where's Morgan?
- 47:15I'm coming. Sorry.
- 47:18You're so stressed. I know.
- 47:19I heard the beep. I'm coming.
- 47:20I'm coming, sorry. This is what I wanted.
- 47:26Please nobody. Hate me, I'm hungry.
- 47:29Hungry. Boy, you will eat.
- 47:31After. No, OK, fine.
- 47:35I'm. Sorry.
- 47:40Is a good. Morgan.
- 47:45Is that? Warhammer game, is that supposed
- 47:46to be like the last Warhammer? Is it more of a strategy?
- 47:51Strategy. What'd you pick?
- 47:56What is this I'm? I'm, I'm, I'm feeling good on
- 47:58Don gun run, Don gun run O2X2. Yeah.
- 48:03That's fair. I don't know how those typically
- 48:05score, but. They do all right.
- 48:08They. Do like in the 80?
- 48:09They do all right. Fine that.
- 48:10Do that do be a Morgan ask game though.
- 48:14Pretty safe gonna. Go.
- 48:18With. Something that I have a lot of
- 48:21high hopes for. Currently.
- 48:23It's. The first game.
- 48:26In this series is in a big sale so I'm gonna go with the control
- 48:29resident. Fuck.
- 48:32Yep. Remedy.
- 48:33Burped me last year, that's why I didn't grab it.
- 48:37I haven't grabbed it because they haven't actually confirmed
- 48:39if it's coming out this year. Yeah, well, we're going to.
- 48:42Find out, aren't we? I.
- 48:44Guess we will. I guess we'll see them.
- 48:49I guess we will. All right, so I guess we.
- 48:53Shall be. Drafting the this early in the
- 48:56year, you kind of have to take some fucking shots, right?
- 48:58Like so many things are unconfirmed, I'm going to take a
- 49:02shot. Here then, since Connor wanted
- 49:04to try to come for me, I am going to grab because you
- 49:07haven't. Yet why are you going to?
- 49:08Come on, all. I've not come.
- 49:10For any of you guys you. Want me to do?
- 49:13You want me to contribute now or never mind?
- 49:16No, all right, that's. I picked Total War Warhammer 40.
- 49:22OK. All right, good.
- 49:24Luck on that? One.
- 49:25And then my jaw stayed firmly in place.
- 49:28Yeah. Go on, see this.
- 49:30Here's the thing. I thought that's what I picked.
- 49:32No, I picked. No.
- 49:34No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
- 49:36Hold on that one. I think I.
- 49:38Hold on, I think I think Connor Connor made the better pick
- 49:41because I don't think Total War Warhammer 40K is gonna come out
- 49:44this year. They didn't give a release date
- 49:45or a release year when they did their trailer.
- 49:48They did. They said coming soon.
- 49:50It might be a. Drop game but I got it for now.
- 49:52I got it. I got it also if.
- 49:53Any also if anything the what it would be the 30, 90, no, it'd be
- 49:59what 40 years would be September 2027.
- 50:03So I don't know. Yeah, that means so.
- 50:05Much to all of us that are in to Warhammer, I just knew.
- 50:09That right fucking now. But like, it's just for them.
- 50:11OK, All right. That's what.
- 50:13We're good. We're good.
- 50:18Shut up. Whoa, shut up.
- 50:19Why? Shut up.
- 50:20Why are you talking? Whoa.
- 50:22Morgan. Your your games.
- 50:24He knows what. He's doing more.
- 50:26No, I don't, no. Recorded.
- 50:31Oh no. I'm.
- 50:32Going to go. For this, because it's been
- 50:33getting a lot of a lot of talk for the past couple years, it
- 50:37might actually finally come out this year, I think 19. 40s
- 50:40really. Oh fuck no.
- 50:41Damn it. Lot of dawn.
- 50:44They knew. That, but weren't.
- 50:45Thinking about it. So I had this on my list last
- 50:49year saying. Something.
- 50:52And yeah, I'm going to pick up this.
- 50:54Year account. Yeah, All right, OK.
- 51:02Say. Your game, What is it on the
- 51:06island? Cute.
- 51:06Too really cute. That's a.
- 51:13Cool pick. It it's.
- 51:15Not what you guys think. It's not what you think.
- 51:18It is. It's done by.
- 51:19The guy who did? Inscription.
- 51:20Oh shit. Yeah, that might be a sweet ass
- 51:22fucking game. I love inscription.
- 51:23Yeah, fuck. I sound like a Dick.
- 51:27The the name is off putting I understand but.
- 51:30It's supposed. To be.
- 51:32Yeah, I played that game of horses that was.
- 51:35Weird. Hey, hold up.
- 51:36The one that got. Pulled from Steam, yeah.
- 51:39There's no reason to buy it. It's just kind of just gross
- 51:41from being gross. I beat it.
- 51:44Weird. Oh.
- 51:45That's the one where they ride people as horses, right?
- 51:48There's like weird stuff, shit that.
- 51:49Happens that. Sounds like it's entirely up
- 51:53your alley though. Yeah, but I was.
- 51:55Just like this is uncomforty. I thought it would be too.
- 51:58That's why I got. I was like, I'm controversial.
- 52:00I was. Like.
- 52:03I don't like it, just thinking there.
- 52:09Alex, OH. I I.
- 52:13Was going to be Yep, I was going to go for it if it was still
- 52:15there. No good call.
- 52:17Good call. You know, there's a game that's.
- 52:20Left. Here that Nick has actually
- 52:23played Oh A. Shot at Nick.
- 52:27I know what. I think I know what you're.
- 52:28I think I know what you're saying.
- 52:29I know he's going to pick. Don't be a sick which is.
- 52:32Concerning that he isn't taking it, but I.
- 52:35Know you might tell. You something.
- 52:37I know I can't. Talk.
- 52:42If it's what I think it is, I can't talk about it.
- 52:45I know you can't. Talk about it.
- 52:46That doesn't stop you from picking it.
- 52:49I was, I was talking about now then.
- 52:52My first pick is going to be Trails in the Sky, second
- 52:55chapter. Motherfucker.
- 52:58Yeah. Eat shit, Steve.
- 53:04Whoa. I would just like to say that
- 53:07the first chapter got a 90. There's a no big deal.
- 53:12That'll be really good. I can't believe it was still
- 53:13there, Steve. You.
- 53:15You thought you had it. I didn't think anybody else was
- 53:18looking at it. You forgot about me, you silly
- 53:21bitch. I've never.
- 53:24Heard her Steve be the. Next one.
- 53:28And my what is this 5th? Pick 5th Pick.
- 53:32Yes, Sir. I think it's your.
- 53:39Last normal pick the the 6th 1 is the counter pick right?
- 53:43I think it's. 6th one regular and a counter pick the 7th.
- 53:46One is the counter pick. Yeah, he's.
- 53:47Got he gets his last two here. Gotcha.
- 53:50No, no, no. I.
- 53:53Already, I already have one more.
- 53:55Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, I am going to go for
- 54:01orbitals. Nice.
- 54:06Damn it. My.
- 54:09Disappointment is immeasurable. I will never forgive you.
- 54:15Fingers back at me, Yes. Sir.
- 54:16Yes, Sir, I don't know. How well this game is going to
- 54:18do, But I have super, super high hopes for it.
- 54:26OK. Fingers crossed.
- 54:30Oh yeah, I. Saw this in the game.
- 54:33Yeah, cool. Imagine A.
- 54:36Halloween game that played like Alien Isolation.
- 54:38I know. That's now.
- 54:40Yeah, this is. Going to play more like the
- 54:41Friday the 13th the game. Yeah, games left on the list
- 54:47that I want to pick. Which one do I think?
- 54:49Brody's. Won't pick like the one that you
- 54:52think. Would be the.
- 54:53I bet you would. Never in a million years.
- 54:56Guess my next pick. Yeah, I'm trying.
- 54:59I'm just trying to figure out which one you won't pick.
- 55:03Actually know what I'll do? This one I did.
- 55:06Why did I? Pick Total War, you'll be.
- 55:08You'll be done before I get. To go again, man, I know.
- 55:12Oh, that's. True.
- 55:14I have. Nothing to worry about.
- 55:15You're trying to. Dodge me and you don't have to.
- 55:18It's all right. Yeah, I thought you already.
- 55:24Made the pick. I wish I wouldn't have said
- 55:25shit. Fuck there.
- 55:30We go. That feels.
- 55:33Like a very safe solid. Pick.
- 55:36It's a very. Good solid pick.
- 55:37It does seem like a solid. Safe pick SO.
- 55:42I don't know why. Nobody's picked this game either
- 55:44just off of, I mean, we've seen a little bit of it.
- 55:46It looks pretty exciting and it has a release date really quick.
- 55:49I'll tell you as soon as you pick it, by the way, Steve.
- 55:51What do you think I'm? Going to pick Enter the Gungeon.
- 55:53Two Yeah. Enter the Gungeon.
- 55:55Two, what do you think I'm going to pick?
- 55:58I did say it. Oh, did you?
- 55:59Oh, I have. AI have a suspicion that Evan
- 56:02you may pick a game that I want. And that we no.
- 56:06I don't have a guess as to what you're going to pick, I'll just
- 56:09tell you why nobody has picked it after you pick it.
- 56:14Go on, big. Fella, you suck.
- 56:19Nope. Good call.
- 56:20Honestly going. To pick that one fair.
- 56:23God. Damn it.
- 56:24Fair. No. 1.
- 56:25Goes. You that's that's solid.
- 56:30I just. It's funny.
- 56:31It's funny because it was I was it was going to be my next my
- 56:33boy Rahul Kohli from exactly, exactly brother.
- 56:38It was just yeah, it was just watched midnight Mass, bro.
- 56:41Yeah, it was Soros. That was my pick.
- 56:43But I thought it was interesting that nobody had picked it
- 56:45because it has other unless maybe one of these other games
- 56:48that somebody probably GTA 6. But like it had a 92 hype
- 56:51factor. I just thought that was kind of
- 56:52interesting that that still hadn't been, but it did, yeah.
- 56:57I just. Fraternal.
- 56:59I mean, the hype factor doesn't really mean all that much,
- 57:02right? No, but like in the grand scheme
- 57:03of things, I. Mean I the fraternal was good,
- 57:06right? People like that.
- 57:07Yeah. Returnal.
- 57:08Got an 86 on an open critic so right I think.
- 57:11This would do pretty good too. Oh, I'm sure it will.
- 57:15All right. I honestly saw it and forgot
- 57:17what it was and I was focused on getting other things.
- 57:21No, I get that, Yeah. I am.
- 57:23Going to grab. So try to.
- 57:27Stay a little safe really with. 2:00 on that now, two games with
- 57:34no release there. Three games with no release
- 57:36dates. Four games with no release dates
- 57:38really. Technically.
- 57:39I will shut up. I will shut up.
- 57:47Fuck, they have doubled. Down on Wolverine, supposed to
- 57:50come out this fall. I will.
- 57:51Grab, I'm pretty sure. That will be the one that not of
- 57:54the three that or the four that he's got, I will grab.
- 57:56Halo Campaign Evolved. I can't believe that was
- 58:01available considering that. Work.
- 58:03It's already launched. On PlayStation, hasn't it?
- 58:05No. No, no.
- 58:06No, this is the remake of the first game, the whole.
- 58:09Like the? Complete.
- 58:11So every. Yeah.
- 58:11What? Was it?
- 58:12I think that's. Something.
- 58:14Launched on PlayStation. Was that master?
- 58:16Chief collection maybe? Yeah, that came out.
- 58:18It was campaign. Something.
- 58:21Maybe a baby, I don't know. I.
- 58:22Truly, I truly don't know. I I genuinely don't.
- 58:25I have not seen. Anything for campaign evolved.
- 58:27I only know that they. Showed it last year but and it's
- 58:30literally just a recreation of the first game which I thought
- 58:32was in itself kind of goofy but like not a bad pick.
- 58:36Honestly, no. I I thought it had actually
- 58:39released. I think it was just announced.
- 58:42Yeah, they just had talked. Available for pre-order is
- 58:44probably what I saw. I could have sworn it didn't
- 58:47come out, no. So you can pre-order without
- 58:50knowing the day it comes out? Yeah, dude.
- 58:53Life's cool like that. Did you do it?
- 58:56Is that why you picked? It cool like.
- 58:57That I hate it here. I hated that.
- 59:00I didn't like it so. I I.
- 59:04Think this one should work, but it says that it may be
- 59:07ineligible by the time bids are processed.
- 59:09But since we're picking now, we're not waiting for it should
- 59:12be eligible. Yeah, you should.
- 59:13I'm going to. Go with this game called Cairn.
- 59:18I don't know how you say that. But it's like a.
- 59:21It's like a like a rock climbing that rock.
- 59:23Yeah, that's the game. It looked pretty good.
- 59:25That looked pretty good. Very cool.
- 59:27Really. Sick.
- 59:28Yeah, that's good. Very good game.
- 59:30Good ball was. Super fun.
- 59:32Good thing. I've got a couple on my list
- 59:34that I've been looking at that I think I'm thinking about
- 59:38confidently and I just in case OK, scooped up, I'm gonna go
- 59:46ahead and. Do some scooping.
- 59:49The life is strange. Reunioner All right, OK, people
- 59:54like. That those series they score.
- 59:56Really. Well, usually do they.
- 59:58I was. Curious.
- 59:59I was not sure of it. Was the last. 80's the.
- 1:00:03Last 80s. Typically, damn it last.
- 1:00:07Two games did pretty well. Oh, everyone.
- 1:00:10The king is up where? The.
- 1:00:14King Canusi? Yeah, buddy.
- 1:00:18I'm going to get pulled the side at work.
- 1:00:20I was like, if you call me the king, one more.
- 1:00:24Fucking time. You need to wear that crown into
- 1:00:26the office. You need to wear into.
- 1:00:27Work, yeah. Keep it at your desk.
- 1:00:30I'm. Going to see Brendan going, do
- 1:00:31you realize? Do you?
- 1:00:33I'm going to pull next to. The side and be like if you
- 1:00:36don't fucking drop Marvel's Wolverine.
- 1:00:38I was still like I. Was like to crazy.
- 1:00:41Now that's a. Lot of racing.
- 1:00:43Nice, that's a good. Pick.
- 1:00:45Nice job. Nice, nice call.
- 1:00:46Good pick. I.
- 1:00:48Want that to do well because I want to play it a yeah it.
- 1:00:52Will do. Yeah, it looks like it'll be.
- 1:00:53Fun. So fair.
- 1:00:54My last two games are still up, so the first one's from Hello
- 1:00:58Games and that is light no fi Aw good.
- 1:01:02Pic brother I didn't even think about God damn.
- 1:01:04It I didn't I. Know because we haven't seen
- 1:01:06anything about it for years. We haven't seen a.
- 1:01:08Single thing other than that one trailer from three years ago now
- 1:01:11at this point, Ross. But solid.
- 1:01:14That is a good pick, but yeah. That that could mean it comes
- 1:01:16out this year. So yeah, nice job, I heard.
- 1:01:19There's a release date for 2026 or early 27, so it's a risk, but
- 1:01:25I can drop it. Yeah.
- 1:01:27And then my last game is made by the Comp, the company that made
- 1:01:32a Black desert. They're doing a solo frozen
- 1:01:36desert. Yeah.
- 1:01:38Yeah, Crimson Test. Good picks, good picks.
- 1:01:41Good picks all around, honestly. For you, Rose.
- 1:01:43Oh. Yeah, that's a very good list.
- 1:01:46At the end of. The fantasy critic I hate you
- 1:01:49that at. The Fantasy Critic.
- 1:01:52I say we go through and run through our.
- 1:01:54Lists. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:01:56OK, for sure, cohesion, remember there's still.
- 1:02:04One more round after this, yeah. Yeah, OK.
- 1:02:06We got to do counter picks. This is.
- 1:02:08When? It gets spicy.
- 1:02:09I have a wild. Counter pick Yeah.
- 1:02:12Oh, I. Get the first counter.
- 1:02:14Pick I'm going to get. Counter picked I'm easy points
- 1:02:19possibly where. Possibly did.
- 1:02:22It. Go up your butt, right?
- 1:02:25Now, so I don't know, wait. 6th grade.
- 1:02:32Never been there. I was.
- 1:02:35Point your gun in the direction. Recently it's also.
- 1:02:39I only got the. Gamer show up, be cool.
- 1:02:43Well, I completely. Lost it and let me crazy.
- 1:02:48Yeah, I know you're being so I'm.
- 1:02:50So sorry. God, I don't even.
- 1:02:54Deserve. That I heard we're doing.
- 1:02:56Obof Jesus, what's wrong? So this is 1.
- 1:03:01That I chose last year just because I don't know.
- 1:03:07People like. These kinds of games.
- 1:03:11Professor, I can't. Believe you didn't take Okami
- 1:03:13too. And the world.
- 1:03:16Of steel only, Jeff. Keeley cares about Okami too.
- 1:03:18Only Jeff Keeley. Cares about Highgard.
- 1:03:20I'm surprised we can't pick Highgard.
- 1:03:22That's so funny. I care about.
- 1:03:24I was just about to ask, did somebody pick Highgard?
- 1:03:28I care about Okami too. Wait, is.
- 1:03:29That out it comes out on. Monday, I say, or.
- 1:03:32About Okami too, it comes out on.
- 1:03:35Monday, the same day that they're doing a showcase where
- 1:03:36they talk about everything and explain the entire game to us.
- 1:03:40Fortunately, there wasn't an update.
- 1:03:42Yeah, pretty crazy it. It will start development this
- 1:03:47year. It will start development OK.
- 1:03:51So it's not this year, it will start.
- 1:03:53Development. That's.
- 1:03:55Rough. Hey, Connor.
- 1:03:56You should take Okami too, yeah. Should I so when they?
- 1:04:01Announced it. They had no development.
- 1:04:03They just, they just wanted to to let people know it was
- 1:04:08coming. Oh yeah.
- 1:04:10The the Skyrim method. I like it and.
- 1:04:18Oregon. I'm I'm putting some real
- 1:04:22thought into this last one. It's.
- 1:04:26Good. Either a good thing.
- 1:04:28Or a bad thing. Could be a bad thing more than a
- 1:04:32good thing, I think. Took a photo of the fantasy
- 1:04:41critics stuff and I left my summons in the photo.
- 1:04:44Going to. Retake that photo I think.
- 1:04:48This is going to do pretty. Good.
- 1:04:50At least it's going to do pretty good initially.
- 1:04:53I like to. I like comments in the photo.
- 1:04:57I doubt about that. I have a quick.
- 1:04:59Question, I don't know if you had mentioned this party at the
- 1:05:01beginning so my bad if I forgot. You cannot drop any counter
- 1:05:04picks, right? Correct.
- 1:05:07I cannot. Really quick, very interesting
- 1:05:09for my counter pick. What did you pick?
- 1:05:10Morgan, you picked high on life. High on life, too.
- 1:05:14Very. I think that's.
- 1:05:16Gonna do pretty good, yeah. I dare you like the first.
- 1:05:20Game it may not have been like an amazing, amazing game, it was
- 1:05:22great, but. I like, no, I'm not gonna.
- 1:05:24Counter pick you, I have no desire.
- 1:05:26There's nothing in there that I think is not gonna do well or
- 1:05:28not come out this year, so. OK, I said.
- 1:05:32This Steve, you picked Grand Theft Auto 6, which by my
- 1:05:36definition of my luck means that it will release because if I
- 1:05:39picked it, it would probably get delayed so well.
- 1:05:42Thank you for not picking it. We can finally get this game out
- 1:05:44there and stop doing whatever the fuck we've been doing for
- 1:05:48the last four years. I.
- 1:05:49Am I am nothing if not caring about the rest of my fellow
- 1:05:51gamers? I hated.
- 1:05:54Saying that I'm going to how long would it take if I put my
- 1:05:56head against the window? Just smash through it.
- 1:06:00Not very. Long, just just.
- 1:06:02Sheer time? I don't know.
- 1:06:04You know, just bleeding out. Inside the sun room.
- 1:06:09I'm going to pick. I picked this last year, but it
- 1:06:11I had to drop it because it was not going to come out.
- 1:06:14I'm going to go with mix tape. Oh.
- 1:06:17Shit. OK.
- 1:06:18Oh yeah. Nice.
- 1:06:19OK. Yeah, good. 1.
- 1:06:21I considered. That one for a while last year
- 1:06:23as well. That's a good that one.
- 1:06:24It has a load pick. Stuff that I.
- 1:06:26Feel like is going to appeal to a wide range of people with the
- 1:06:31the heavy music. Basis.
- 1:06:34Of the game. What you got, Nick?
- 1:06:44Here's to the. Group Another Blake's Hard Cider
- 1:06:48American Berry. Hell yeah, Hell yeah.
- 1:06:51Berries I could go. In the path of least resistance.
- 1:06:56Or I could go with a game that I actually do believe in and I
- 1:07:00think it's going to be fucking sweet.
- 1:07:04And I think. I'm going to go with an indie
- 1:07:06game and I'm going. To choose.
- 1:07:13Deadlock from Valve. Can you?
- 1:07:16What the fuck? Is that?
- 1:07:18Yeah. Say, excuse me, everybody be
- 1:07:20quiet. Say that out.
- 1:07:20Loud. Everybody be quiet.
- 1:07:22Every Nick? Go for it, planet.
- 1:07:26Inverted Digigungskundenkin, Commandant.
- 1:07:33You started. So strong.
- 1:07:36The first words I think you get. AB for effort?
- 1:07:40I think you get AB for effort this game.
- 1:07:42Does look pretty cool. I think we saw it two years ago
- 1:07:45at one of the festivals. Yeah, it looks it looks pretty
- 1:07:49fun. I I got to admit this game, I
- 1:07:51think I feel like. We could have came up with a
- 1:07:53much better name. Oh, this shit.
- 1:07:56I wanna hear. Somebody.
- 1:07:57I mean, I guess it. Does stick with you though,
- 1:07:59right? I'm gonna, I'm gonna see if.
- 1:08:01Someone, that's why they do it. Google, could someone throw?
- 1:08:03That into fucking Google Translate, Steve.
- 1:08:04It'll just say it for you. I'll do it right now, see.
- 1:08:06What it says? Plan it.
- 1:08:09It just comes out trying. To get it, just just to say it
- 1:08:11Verde gun. Scandone and.
- 1:08:14It means. In English it's German, but in
- 1:08:17English it means planetary defense gun commander, which I
- 1:08:19think is obviously OK, but that's.
- 1:08:20All that's real word. Yeah, it is.
- 1:08:23Hold on, I'm listening to it. Probably not all.
- 1:08:25As one word. No.
- 1:08:28Well. The Germans do that.
- 1:08:29They merge everything on one word.
- 1:08:31Yeah, yeah. German.
- 1:08:33It's it. It makes no, no, no.
- 1:08:36German is a. I can't even.
- 1:08:38Hear. Like a language, it felt.
- 1:08:40Like when you hear Styrofoam really close in your ear and
- 1:08:43it's getting like crushed and like, I don't know, like I'm not
- 1:08:46gonna I'm. Upset that that is a German
- 1:08:48word. I thought it was Russian.
- 1:08:50Of course it is like. How long it is?
- 1:08:51It doesn't surprise me at all on your word, but.
- 1:08:55There's a ton of words in German like that.
- 1:08:57It's also why Germans hate writing checks, their numbers
- 1:09:00get super long. Because they just that's.
- 1:09:03Ridiculous. They they build on them like
- 1:09:05that, but yeah, no. PVKK is PVKK is.
- 1:09:10What I chose PVK is pretty good one.
- 1:09:12I'm not going to lie, it's a weird.
- 1:09:13Language. I think it's going.
- 1:09:14To be a great pick for you, I had.
- 1:09:18I know. I had.
- 1:09:21Verde. Gung Guns.
- 1:09:25Commandant, Commandant. Commandant is commander,
- 1:09:28obviously. Yeah, yeah, there's a, there's
- 1:09:30like an F sound in there somewhere.
- 1:09:32I don't know how, but that's what this I.
- 1:09:35Don't know, I don't think. My tongue can do this, it's
- 1:09:40inferred. DD guns, Cano then Commandant
- 1:09:45just stop I'm. Gonna hit you.
- 1:09:46It's it's OK. Just stop.
- 1:09:49Francine, I'm gonna punch where? Sounds like something to say
- 1:09:53while giving a good old Roman salute.
- 1:09:57What he's? The.
- 1:10:02Romans gave. Each other hands so is that.
- 1:10:04A. Is that a?
- 1:10:05Bloody, that's all I'm saying. How's it going over?
- 1:10:10There, Evan. I don't like that.
- 1:10:12So I'm. I'm doing this tech because I
- 1:10:13thought it looked pretty cool when we saw it.
- 1:10:15I. Don't know if anybody.
- 1:10:18Even remembers it here. Romeo is a dead man.
- 1:10:23Oh shit, you son. Of a bitch, I'll fight you.
- 1:10:27It's it. Comes out of my birthday.
- 1:10:28I had to. That was going to.
- 1:10:31Be my last pick was it? Bitch.
- 1:10:34I managed. To draw blood on several people
- 1:10:36tonight, Noah, Nick and Brody, I'll show you blood I.
- 1:10:39Think. I I believe you would.
- 1:10:42I don't know. No.
- 1:10:44My final pick, think I left one. Open for you, maybe I.
- 1:10:47I'm going to be surprised if any of you have heard of this game.
- 1:10:49I did not leave it. Well, Dweller.
- 1:10:51This honestly. Went Steve's way because he drew
- 1:10:53blood on me and I drew blood on several other people I feel
- 1:10:57like. I have let me look it up, but I.
- 1:10:59Did. It's a Metroid.
- 1:11:01Zenia. Oh, that.
- 1:11:02Looks cool. Oh yeah, like.
- 1:11:05That, that's neat. So it's between 2:00.
- 1:11:13OK, I had my eye on I love Metroid.
- 1:11:15Zenias. It's going to.
- 1:11:21Grip it and RIP it go. For it.
- 1:11:27Oh shit, the art. Of that is very breath of the
- 1:11:31wild the. Other games in that series?
- 1:11:33Oh yeah. Historically.
- 1:11:35Done pretty well, they've all. Done well, people adore these
- 1:11:39games. I have to do your.
- 1:11:41Pick and then. Your counter pick?
- 1:11:42Nice Brody. Yeah.
- 1:11:43God damn it, I didn't think Romeo was a dead man, was on
- 1:11:47anyone else's. So I had that locked in.
- 1:11:50I'm like at this. Oh really?
- 1:11:52Yeah. Now you, you've fucked it up.
- 1:11:54That's fine. I got what I wanted.
- 1:11:57Thank you, Evan. Fuck you, Steve.
- 1:11:59Fuck you, Steve didn't even have to.
- 1:12:03Think about it, Steve showed chaos and everyone.
- 1:12:05Else fought each other. Yeah, that's kind of.
- 1:12:08His fucking game, that's all. I hate Florida man.
- 1:12:11You should play Baldur skate with him I hate.
- 1:12:13Florida man, I hate Florida. Man, he picked he, that's why he
- 1:12:17picked GTA6. He's from Florida, yeah.
- 1:12:21He's just. Sights.
- 1:12:22Another day in the life for him in the.
- 1:12:24Sky 2nd chapter I got pretty much my list.
- 1:12:27He's sicko. He's sicko.
- 1:12:32I didn't have a list so it all kind of worked out for me in the
- 1:12:35way I mean I. Picked some pretty good games I.
- 1:12:36Think. I think better.
- 1:12:38Games than brace everyone brace he's being bad.
- 1:12:41I'm not being. Bad boy bad.
- 1:12:44Unless. He's picking the to be a nut.
- 1:12:45I don't. Think he's being bad game that I
- 1:12:47think he's. I think he's picking a very
- 1:12:49funny game. I don't think so.
- 1:12:54He's. Picking He's picking the
- 1:12:56unannounced Dishonored game. Don't fucking.
- 1:12:59Send John into a thing? Nah.
- 1:13:02I am he's. Muted, but he's freaking out
- 1:13:04right now. I was going to take.
- 1:13:08Sylasta No. Sylasta 2.
- 1:13:11Yes. I had this realization earlier
- 1:13:13today. I was like what it what about
- 1:13:15Sylasta 2? And I got real sad.
- 1:13:20Yeah, God damn. It that sucks.
- 1:13:23I was really excited about that. Because that would have.
- 1:13:26Been a slam dunk. Oh wow, there's a.
- 1:13:28Problem with it. Why?
- 1:13:29Couldn't you? You couldn't pick it.
- 1:13:32Because they're. Doing.
- 1:13:34Yeah. Oh yeah.
- 1:13:36Oh yeah. You should pick.
- 1:13:38The tales of Annihilation just because it's to be announced.
- 1:13:43Just because. Just because the.
- 1:13:45Only thing that. Kept me from doing is they don't
- 1:13:47have a release window. That's what I was.
- 1:13:49Going to do coming out for Professor Layton.
- 1:13:52You should pick. Unannounced it was to be.
- 1:13:54Announced and I was like, you should pick.
- 1:13:56Unannounced Witcher 3 DLC. I.
- 1:14:00Don't think Tides is. I don't think that would.
- 1:14:02Even work. A lot of people.
- 1:14:04Have picked it. It's it's one of the top bids.
- 1:14:06Yeah, I can't. Why is that eligible?
- 1:14:08I don't understand. It's a DLC for an existing game.
- 1:14:11It's an expansion, which our expansion is not eligible.
- 1:14:14Wait. What game?
- 1:14:15Well, maybe in our game, but not I think.
- 1:14:17I think that's just for us. That's just for us.
- 1:14:19OK, that makes sense. Never mind.
- 1:14:21It was the Witcher 3 DLC that's rumored to come out this year.
- 1:14:24It's still not officially confirmed.
- 1:14:28OK, this is what we're going to do.
- 1:14:35I'm going to take. Screamer there.
- 1:14:41You go OK, Yeah, you go for. It I was thinking, I love that.
- 1:14:45No one knows. It was literally a Neymar less
- 1:14:48than a month ago. Everyone went cool what is cool
- 1:14:51you. Do your thing.
- 1:14:54This actually looks kind of cool though.
- 1:14:55I'm looking at the screenshots, yeah.
- 1:14:58Is it? Like like more arcade style
- 1:15:00racing or something like that. It's got anime like looks like
- 1:15:04the nin style in the background there.
- 1:15:05It also has. A release date and they are the
- 1:15:10studio that has made the Hot Wheels Unleashed games bunch of
- 1:15:13Monster Jam Moto GP 25 motocross like they have a racing
- 1:15:18background so I'm like, I assume the racing's actually going to
- 1:15:21be pretty solid, right yeah, the.
- 1:15:23Hot Wheels games are good, but the Monster Jam games are not.
- 1:15:28Not very, no. No, but they do see the off road
- 1:15:31fury too though. Oh, what?
- 1:15:35The fuck? It goes to the in for counter
- 1:15:37picks and then comes back to me again.
- 1:15:39That's. That's.
- 1:15:41Dirty. As.
- 1:15:41Shit. Interesting.
- 1:15:45Oh. That's some horseshit.
- 1:15:47That's horseshit. That's crazy.
- 1:15:51What? What the?
- 1:15:52Fuck. I don't like that either.
- 1:15:54Oh man, what happened The the counter picks don't go because
- 1:15:59birdie. It would have been a second
- 1:16:00pick. It doesn't go to him, it goes
- 1:16:02Russ. Yeah.
- 1:16:04And it goes back it makes. No sense.
- 1:16:06Why wouldn't it just snake around?
- 1:16:09Socks. They've already.
- 1:16:12Win. 17 picks between my first and 2nd pick.
- 1:16:16Oh boy, that's crazy. All right, Russell's your first
- 1:16:19kind of pick. Yeah.
- 1:16:21So looking through. Everybody's.
- 1:16:24This might be. Really stupid and everyone can
- 1:16:26clown on me but I don't think GTA 6 is coming out OK.
- 1:16:31That's a. Gamble.
- 1:16:32That's a gamble. That is a gamble does come out
- 1:16:35and it's good because I did I did what you are doing now last
- 1:16:41year with Borderlands 4 and I was like, you know what, I think
- 1:16:44it's going to be bad and it it really that hurt you.
- 1:16:46But I but you know, I but so I appreciate the boldness.
- 1:16:50It's too. Late now, so AM.
- 1:16:52I going to lose points if it does come out.
- 1:16:54Yes, yes. Yes, you will you.
- 1:16:55Will probably lose the game inevitably.
- 1:16:57You will. Yeah, it will probably.
- 1:16:58Cost you like top three? It will, it will.
- 1:17:01It will cost you at least 30. I'm glad.
- 1:17:04I'm doing this. Russ what?
- 1:17:06You know what it's. Not going to get a perfect I
- 1:17:07love. It dude the drama is great, I
- 1:17:09love it. How much did?
- 1:17:11RDR 2 get Metacritic wise? I'll look.
- 1:17:15I'm just curious but keep going. I'm just curious to go with
- 1:17:18birdies coming. It's obviously not 100.
- 1:17:20Open critic. My bad my bad my bad.
- 1:17:21Open critic. I'm just curious.
- 1:17:24I don't think it'll get 190. You got a 95.
- 1:17:28I mean, that's. That is, that is 3035 GTA 5.
- 1:17:32Good. Oh, I but.
- 1:17:37Given the track record for GTA 6, I got a 92 solid reason to
- 1:17:42believe that it may not come out this year.
- 1:17:45Yeah, I think, yeah. I think that's going to be the
- 1:17:47only thing that will say is that it just won't come out.
- 1:17:49If it comes out, you're going to lose points, absolutely.
- 1:17:52But like, if you get delayed again, you know, yeah, you win.
- 1:17:57Yeah. Because inherently, right, It
- 1:17:58does. It won't hurt either of you.
- 1:18:00It won't hurt it. Just kind of.
- 1:18:01Even it won't. It just, it just doesn't if it
- 1:18:03doesn't come. Out.
- 1:18:04He won't gain points, right? He won't gain.
- 1:18:07Points and break his game points.
- 1:18:08There's no you should get like a flat but.
- 1:18:13Yeah, I. Think marathon is going to is
- 1:18:15going to flop? I don't how do you assign it
- 1:18:18points though if the game doesn't come out.
- 1:18:20Wow, you're like. Wow, you're like, wow, wow,
- 1:18:22Connor, you're like the first person in here to say that
- 1:18:24marathon you think is going to flop.
- 1:18:25Mr. Good pick, Connor, Yeah. I ever pick Connor for.
- 1:18:30Connor, you will all have. Egg on your face whenever it
- 1:18:32does. Have a really high calendar
- 1:18:34pick. It's that 40% counter he.
- 1:18:36Might get 2 points. It's going to get it like a
- 1:18:38submit to either it's not going to come out or it's going to do
- 1:18:43poorly. I didn't even.
- 1:18:46Know I'm going to presume it's going.
- 1:18:48To a poll I expect I. Expect a kiss on the cheek from
- 1:18:51all of you when it gets more than a 72.
- 1:18:56Bertie, you gave that number. That's AC plus.
- 1:18:57I just went off of that. That's AC minus.
- 1:19:01Yeah, passing. Cool.
- 1:19:02Yeah. What do you got for that?
- 1:19:07Let's see. C's made.
- 1:19:10Get degrees, but it's not going to help you win.
- 1:19:12Fantasy Critic. That's the that's.
- 1:19:15The quote, if I remember it correctly, yeah.
- 1:19:19What are you gonna? What are you gonna counter pick
- 1:19:21there? Yeah, what are you?
- 1:19:21What are? You counter picking here Morgan,
- 1:19:23What do you think? I don't know.
- 1:19:24I'm I'm very conflicted about it so I think I'm just going to
- 1:19:27pick maybe something easy to. Do is that 2 midline analysis?
- 1:19:37Don't. Know I'm.
- 1:19:39Blown away that nobody. 'S done that yet?
- 1:19:45Connor. Connor, Connor.
- 1:19:49Connor. Connor, you should be.
- 1:19:53Scared. You should be scared of it.
- 1:19:56You've been. Saying that for five years now,
- 1:19:58you all should be. Scared of it?
- 1:20:00Because if it happens, isn't. Freaking out at Connor.
- 1:20:03OK. Cool if it happens.
- 1:20:05If a meteor strikes my house, I won't care either.
- 1:20:08I. Like I want you to too.
- 1:20:10Late, I want you to tell me what?
- 1:20:11Happens if that releases. That crown will be.
- 1:20:15Mine it it. Comes out, maybe that crown will
- 1:20:18be mine. One game doesn't make a break.
- 1:20:20Like. What one game?
- 1:20:23Does not make a break when you have four other games that may
- 1:20:26come out Wolverine my. Brother in.
- 1:20:28Christ I3 games right three. Last year.
- 1:20:32I'm going. To counterpay.
- 1:20:34High on life. Too because the first one didn't
- 1:20:37do very well and I think people are over the Rick and Morty
- 1:20:42thing. Oh yeah, the first.
- 1:20:45One only got a 69. It's all about.
- 1:20:48Smiling friends, now smiling. Friends so when they make.
- 1:20:52Smiling Friends simulator, then we'll talk.
- 1:20:56So fooling. Franz don't agree with.
- 1:20:59That makes counterpicking. What if?
- 1:21:02What if we just counter pick a lot of Knicks stuff and lock
- 1:21:04them in? That would be cool.
- 1:21:07What are you guys doing? Here, Steve.
- 1:21:10What? Do you like to play?
- 1:21:12That is a good play 4 of you. Have counterpicks so you could
- 1:21:16do it. What is happening?
- 1:21:18During the. I.
- 1:21:20Don't. Know dude what happened?
- 1:21:24At least through. The total wall one, right?
- 1:21:26So here's the thing. I, I messaged, I would say,
- 1:21:29here's the thing. I messaged Connor and I said you
- 1:21:31counterfeit marathon, which now means that I cannot drop it and
- 1:21:35then sent him a GIF of Kendall Roy just staring at the camera.
- 1:21:38So I was like planning on dropping it.
- 1:21:40Now I think I might, I know what I got to do, go on counterfeit
- 1:21:44something, give it over to me. I'll try 6 minutes.
- 1:21:49A minute. A minute.
- 1:21:53Fuck, this is difficult. It really is.
- 1:21:57They're all good. Picks like fuck I mean.
- 1:22:00Everybody does have a pretty decent spread of good games and
- 1:22:03slightly bad ones. God.
- 1:22:06Damn it, I'm of course. Not referring to the game of
- 1:22:08marathon, I wouldn't know anything about that.
- 1:22:12Nothing. At all.
- 1:22:14Damn I I just. I feel like this is easy.
- 1:22:19And I just. Go for it.
- 1:22:21I need points. I'm sorry Alex, I have to
- 1:22:22counter pit Jesus Christ. First off, I don't like.
- 1:22:26I don't like when you counter pick Jesus Christ.
- 1:22:29I don't like. I'm.
- 1:22:35So funny I was going to ask if you.
- 1:22:37Can pick yourself when I was going to I.
- 1:22:40Have to counter pick Jesus. Christ, that's why that's.
- 1:22:44Why? To counter pick Jesus Christ.
- 1:22:47That's the. One, I'm not going to lie.
- 1:22:49Oh yeah, dude. OK, all right.
- 1:22:52Damn. A little bit.
- 1:22:53This is a bit. Of a toss up for me.
- 1:22:55I have two. Don't box me like you fucking
- 1:22:59naked. Bitches be nice.
- 1:23:01No, I can. No, I can all pick one.
- 1:23:02Never mind. Hold on.
- 1:23:03What? Hang on.
- 1:23:05Box. It in.
- 1:23:07I did lock it. In I picked it.
- 1:23:09I picked total work where I'm before you were such a.
- 1:23:11Fucking it's nice. I was going to.
- 1:23:13No, no, no, no, no, no. That was going.
- 1:23:15To be my counter pick immediately, I told.
- 1:23:17You no denote. I told you no denote no denote
- 1:23:20we snake. Until the very end and then we
- 1:23:22flip it on the. Ted.
- 1:23:24It's not. Coming out this year, I told you
- 1:23:26that it is not. Yes, but damn it, wait, See.
- 1:23:29Talk about Steve. Is a snake.
- 1:23:32Look, he didn't even go for me, dude.
- 1:23:34He's telling you to go for me. But he didn't even go.
- 1:23:36No, he took. He took the one I was going to
- 1:23:38take from him. You're a snake.
- 1:23:39Yeah, you just tried to get them all.
- 1:23:40Against everybody was. Going to go after that Total War
- 1:23:42game. It is like it's not fairly well
- 1:23:44known. It's not coming out there.
- 1:23:46What was about you pick? He didn't.
- 1:23:49Say my. Brother in.
- 1:23:50Christ, that was the one I was talking about.
- 1:23:52Yeah, no. Oh dude, I picked.
- 1:23:56Persona 6. It's funny though, because I.
- 1:23:58I made Alex have to keep eye of Jesus Christ out of his fucking
- 1:24:02this. He can't drop it.
- 1:24:07I'm just coming up this year. You can't drop it.
- 1:24:09I fucking counter picked it. It's stuck.
- 1:24:14I don't even know, dude. I don't even fucking know.
- 1:24:19Double talk. Data counterpick Wolverine I
- 1:24:21triple talk to. You no doing that'd.
- 1:24:26Be so do it. Do it, Do it, do it.
- 1:24:28Don't do that. Don't fuck it.
- 1:24:30Don't kill yourself. Oh.
- 1:24:33Oh. Good counterfeit.
- 1:24:35Interesting. What?
- 1:24:42The fuck it in you. Guys.
- 1:24:44All right, all right. All right, birdie, birdie,
- 1:24:48birdie. You got it.
- 1:24:49You birdie. You got to cap it off.
- 1:24:51Counterfeit Years of War E day do well, Holy shit.
- 1:24:53Counterfeit Gears of War E day, you guys.
- 1:24:56What the fuck? Guys.
- 1:25:00You guys. I just.
- 1:25:03I just went to PBKK. What?
- 1:25:06The. Fuck no, I had.
- 1:25:08I I was going to pick Total War if nobody else picked it up
- 1:25:11prior. It was it was an as soon as he
- 1:25:13picked it, I was like, what a terrible pick.
- 1:25:15It's going. To be so.
- 1:25:17Funny. Dude, I'm.
- 1:25:19Sorry, why it's not coming. Out.
- 1:25:20Oh my. God.
- 1:25:21You didn't believe? Me holy.
- 1:25:23Shit. I am in.
- 1:25:26All right. I have faith in my.
- 1:25:28Shit dude, I am in HE. Says that's God.
- 1:25:34This sucks. Being the last counter pick,
- 1:25:36that's bullshit it. Really.
- 1:25:38They really got you with that? That's crazy.
- 1:25:40Yeah, they got you, man, I thought.
- 1:25:42For sure I had it on lockdown but no you want to.
- 1:25:46Be really ballsy Brody. Counter pick Lego Batman.
- 1:25:50No. Yeah, let's not.
- 1:25:52We don't. We don't go, I don't think.
- 1:25:53So. Two major.
- 1:25:54IPS, Batman and Lego. Like the best selling IPS of all
- 1:26:00time. Here they are, you have some
- 1:26:06decent options. You got you can.
- 1:26:08Counterpick Okami too. It'll be pushed.
- 1:26:12You got. Light no fire which hasn't been
- 1:26:14shown. I was going.
- 1:26:15To say, well, Bernie's thinking about it, I think your your real
- 1:26:18thing here is that everybody's got pretty decent picks.
- 1:26:21The only thing you can really bank on is, is it going to come
- 1:26:23out this year? Yeah.
- 1:26:25Yeah. Like, no, yeah.
- 1:26:28I mean, you maybe pick Halloween the game that's going to be
- 1:26:30garbage. Alex.
- 1:26:34I've played. Listen, who here has played the
- 1:26:37Friday the 13th game? That was very sad.
- 1:26:40Iowa. We played it at, we played it,
- 1:26:42we played it at the the lounge, right not.
- 1:26:44Good. Halloween's a better IP.
- 1:26:47Halloween is about that doesn't mean.
- 1:26:48It's going to be a better made game.
- 1:26:50Oh dude, no. One picked the Hellraiser game.
- 1:26:52Holy shit. Because isn't this the one where
- 1:26:54Michael Myers can like? Teleport.
- 1:26:57I I it's like goofy. I don't.
- 1:26:58I hope I. Haven't seen much about it
- 1:27:00honestly. I think the game is bakery a
- 1:27:02little. He becomes he.
- 1:27:03Becomes a mist that can float around the map.
- 1:27:05It looks kind of goofy. Two weeks and.
- 1:27:07It's what they do in Dead by Daylight, yeah.
- 1:27:10Yeah, it's it's. Kind of like that.
- 1:27:12Yeah. It it seems more like it's just
- 1:27:13dead by daylight, but with eight people on one side and then one
- 1:27:16killer, which is kind of cool. Cheers.
- 1:27:21There's two games that I'm buying that I, I think will not
- 1:27:24release, and Light No Fire is a big one just because we have not
- 1:27:30heard anything. Yeah, and there's a lot of
- 1:27:33speculation. But.
- 1:27:37God, don't lock me. In and.
- 1:27:40Gears of War is absolutely the other one that I'm considering
- 1:27:43because it was already targeted for late 2026.
- 1:27:47It could easily slip into 2027 and still be within the fiscal
- 1:27:51year and major deal. But they also have somewhat
- 1:27:58recently confirmed that it's still going to release this
- 1:28:01year. Not that that means shit in this
- 1:28:03day and age, but do you go with? Do you go with the potentially
- 1:28:08Microsoft is full of shit or do you go with the game that has
- 1:28:12not had news for like 4 fucking years?
- 1:28:14You should probably. Go with the news for four years.
- 1:28:16Well. If you're asking it as an honest
- 1:28:19answer, I don't know, because if it's been quiet for four years,
- 1:28:22that might mean they're ready to start making news again.
- 1:28:24I know. And that's the problem.
- 1:28:26That's. That's.
- 1:28:27The thing right it. Could probably go for the
- 1:28:28content play it could be. Like content play.
- 1:28:32Is absolutely knock Nick. Yeah, lock Nick in.
- 1:28:35The fact we didn't see it is problematic at best.
- 1:28:40Nicks face. Is not happy about this option.
- 1:28:43Gabe, please, please give. Me half life for something dude,
- 1:28:46I don't like that. You just did all that just for
- 1:28:49Gaben, but whatever after. Saying that after Brody's
- 1:28:54counter. Picking me because I didn't
- 1:28:55after saying that you. Should counter pig.
- 1:28:56Yeah, Brody's like. I mean Catholics.
- 1:28:58Also, don't like Jesus? Yeah, they like they, they, they
- 1:29:02like Blair Jesus getting this beat up all the time in their
- 1:29:06places, dude. Anyways.
- 1:29:07It's just, it's just he gets to look like Jesus unto.
- 1:29:10The the cat poor. Jesus dude, I don't have a
- 1:29:12problem. He's a.
- 1:29:13Cool guy you. Got cool one if you want to be.
- 1:29:16He listens to if. You want to be.
- 1:29:17Fair Brody, you can counter pick something that Connor or Noah
- 1:29:22has because they have no counter picks on them.
- 1:29:25Shut up, Morgan. No, I'm calling.
- 1:29:27That fuck up? No, I'm calling.
- 1:29:29Oh my God. Morgan Marathon was.
- 1:29:31Stuck with it doesn't mean. Noah didn't take anything that
- 1:29:36is going to fail though. Or not.
- 1:29:38Come out like all of this shit is pretty, pretty locked in.
- 1:29:41Well, no. I think.
- 1:29:43Well, mixtape's the biggest one up in the air, but even then it
- 1:29:47was supposed to release in fall of last year.
- 1:29:49Original resident. I can't imagine it doesn't get
- 1:29:51pushed. That control resident.
- 1:29:52Also doesn't have a date, but it it is.
- 1:29:55Estimated for 2026. I did look that up.
- 1:29:58I don't. Know if they I don't think, I
- 1:29:59don't think he's. Got.
- 1:30:00A big. Dog.
- 1:30:02I remedy with Mr. Thank you, Nick.
- 1:30:04That's so nice of you. You're welcome.
- 1:30:06Is it big? What?
- 1:30:09What? Your heart.
- 1:30:09You got it. Your heart.
- 1:30:10Your my confidence, Yeah. This my confidence sucks.
- 1:30:13Not very funny. Very funny what he's talking.
- 1:30:17About now, my heart is the. Normal size.
- 1:30:19Oh, very good. Oh God damn.
- 1:30:23It I was going to take that fucking Total War game that as
- 1:30:27my counter pick as the first one.
- 1:30:30I was like, easy, it's not even supposed to come out this year.
- 1:30:35I do know that. Yeah, no, we pretty much do.
- 1:30:38Oh. God, that'd be.
- 1:30:43Sweet. It won't.
- 1:30:44I know they have. They have.
- 1:30:47I'm not shitting on you here, but they have a lot of, as far
- 1:30:50as I understand, they're going to have a lot of work to do with
- 1:30:52that because they're also going to be allowing, I think they're
- 1:30:54going to be allowing you to do space battles too.
- 1:30:56I. Understand.
- 1:30:57Shut up. OK, man, you keep sitting there.
- 1:31:05Why'd? You do that.
- 1:31:08Got you where you're at right now episode.
- 1:31:10I've got them on the. Ropes.
- 1:31:11I've got them on the ropes. All right.
- 1:31:17For us, birdie, birdie, birdie. Just be funny and make him have
- 1:31:20four games he can't drop. Just be funny.
- 1:31:22Don't be funny. Don't.
- 1:31:24Don't you be a Sony. No, don't actually, don't
- 1:31:26actually, don't actually be funny because he might beat me
- 1:31:27up and he can do that because we were together, not.
- 1:31:31Going first. Off I would never do that.
- 1:31:32It says it's. Not going to come out kidding.
- 1:31:36It's like you might not. Be able to I.
- 1:31:38Don't know yet, is he still not? Able to drop it if it says that
- 1:31:40it won't come out. Yeah, it.
- 1:31:44Locks it in. Oh, OK.
- 1:31:47Yeah, you. Guys, see, I didn't know that.
- 1:31:50I'm literally almost squared up and I'm not even bricked.
- 1:31:54So thanks, Excuse. Me.
- 1:31:57Yeah, dude. Try to stay hard in the streets
- 1:32:00you. Guys, keep me soft.
- 1:32:03You made the. Pick and didn't think people
- 1:32:05would counter pick you. Just wait.
- 1:32:07Dude, you guys are going to be blown away, yeah.
- 1:32:09If only somebody had gone over the rules at the beginning of
- 1:32:12this twice, once before recording and once on recording.
- 1:32:17I. Prefer to go in blind, he was
- 1:32:19talking. About you, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:32:21You went over the rules. You're right.
- 1:32:22Oh my God. All right, I'm, I'm going to
- 1:32:28take light. No fire.
- 1:32:29Yes, like God. I don't think it's.
- 1:32:31Coming out gears is too risky. If it does come out, I lose so
- 1:32:35many points, all right. The draft is complete.
- 1:32:40From here, you can make bids for games that were not drafted.
- 1:32:44However, you may want to hold on to your available budget until
- 1:32:47later this year. Guys so good draft this year.
- 1:32:53Spawn camp it got. Should we go over?
- 1:32:58We will we need to go over these projected points and the reason
- 1:33:01why we should we'll we'll talk about we will the.
- 1:33:04Standing as it is now, I am going to say.
- 1:33:06Though man, this year got a bit punchy.
- 1:33:12That's how. Fantasy supposed to be done last
- 1:33:15year, didn't. Get that as punched last year.
- 1:33:16Nobody. Talked shit except for me and I
- 1:33:19was just talking shit to someone that didn't answer back I.
- 1:33:22Was talking. It sucked.
- 1:33:23I was. Talking.
- 1:33:24But this year got very punchy and I love it.
- 1:33:27You didn't even check. The chat don't lie, I can't I?
- 1:33:30Look at. Nothing.
- 1:33:31Shut up that. OK, because you yelled at me
- 1:33:34and. Text Shut up.
- 1:33:35Shush. I wanted there to be.
- 1:33:38Blood. I got what I wanted.
- 1:33:40Yeah, you're a. Bit So here's the way we just
- 1:33:42hit your desk. The only blood.
- 1:33:45That I felt really was you, Steve.
- 1:33:48Like I don't out of everybody's turned into counseling.
- 1:33:54Out of everybody. Here though, like out of all the
- 1:33:56pics that was the only one that kind of pissed me off because
- 1:33:58you knew how much I wanted that one and you solely did it just
- 1:34:00to piss me off. So like fuck God, but like.
- 1:34:03Everything else felt. Everything else felt, you know,
- 1:34:08pretty cool. The only thing I hate is that I
- 1:34:12I really just picked Marathon to upset Nick, and now I hate it
- 1:34:15because I'm locked into it, because I'm gonna take.
- 1:34:17Marathon you're. Welcome I.
- 1:34:18Just want marathon? You were going to take.
- 1:34:20Marathon. You're a fucking.
- 1:34:22Cock. I just.
- 1:34:25Wanted you to be my asshole. Yeah, no, I got it, Steve.
- 1:34:29I got it. I got it.
- 1:34:29I got it, I got it, I got it. So.
- 1:34:33Let's you want to go over? Yeah, let's.
- 1:34:36Where we are now, and because we're going to check.
- 1:34:38We also have to run through our lists real quick.
- 1:34:41So let's let's go through projected points and you read
- 1:34:45through your list as we get to you.
- 1:34:47So First off, Noah Rolling Boulder Interactive or sorry,
- 1:34:51just Boulder Interactive is projected with 106 points and
- 1:34:57this is out of six games. Mind you, the winner won with
- 1:35:00150 last year. So yeah, a lot can.
- 1:35:03Change there will be people's games will drop for many
- 1:35:07different reasons. People will add games or be
- 1:35:09counter pick. This.
- 1:35:12You know this. Order is not.
- 1:35:15Necessarily what it's going to look like in six months, but
- 1:35:17it's a good place to start from. But I got we got the fable
- 1:35:21reimagining Lego Batman vampire crawlers control resonant Cairn
- 1:35:28and mixtape and then counter picked high on life too very.
- 1:35:33Good second place projected currently is me with 100 points,
- 1:35:38almost 101. My list is Forza Horizon 6,
- 1:35:43Phantom Blade 0, Mina, the hollower, Trials in the sky, 2nd
- 1:35:47chapter, orbitals and screamer. And my counterpick is light, no
- 1:35:53fire. 3rd place. Projected is Evan with Slop
- 1:35:58Studios, Yes. Slop studios is projected to
- 1:36:03take third with 96.4 points. My games are Resident Evil,
- 1:36:10requiem, mouse Pi for hire, marathon, Fuck you Connor, the
- 1:36:14Blood of dawn, Walker sorrows, Romeo is a dead man and my
- 1:36:18counterpick because it's not coming out this year is Total
- 1:36:21War warhammer 4 decay. That is next pick just to point
- 1:36:25that out again. Abruptly and awkwardly.
- 1:36:31Oh boy, projected 4th place right now is Steve with Electric
- 1:36:35Boogaloo Soft. So my.
- 1:36:39List is Grand Theft Auto 6 fire. Emblem Fortune.
- 1:36:44Steve, sorry. Everybody goes fuck you.
- 1:36:48Dusk Bloods, Pony Island 2, Panda Circus, Enter the Gungeon
- 1:36:522 and Well Dweller with a projected 91 points and my
- 1:36:56counter pick is Persona 6 which is currently unannounced.
- 1:37:00Oh yeah, all right, 5th place your very own Nick with cheese
- 1:37:05in your upper lip. Game A projected 80 points, so
- 1:37:12my big. Carry here is obviously Marvel's
- 1:37:15Wolverine. I also did choose the
- 1:37:18unannounced mainline Half Life game.
- 1:37:19I'm not going to go into why because you've heard me talk
- 1:37:22about it on WAC and beyond ad nauseam.
- 1:37:25My next game was Gears of War E Day, followed by Total War
- 1:37:29Warhammer 40,000 Counterfeit. We know.
- 1:37:33And then there was Halo Combat Evolved Campaign Evolved, sorry.
- 1:37:38And then PVKK Planet planet 10 ver.
- 1:37:44It's that game with my counter pick being I am Jesus Christ and
- 1:37:50and that was Alex's game at swamp ass software.
- 1:37:53And I I counter picked it because I just flat out don't
- 1:37:56like that guy. Jesus flat.
- 1:38:00Out don't. Like that guy Jesus.
- 1:38:04Amen. Brother.
- 1:38:06Projected at 6th with 75 points is Alex with Swamp S software.
- 1:38:17This round I chose Neo 3 Fatal Frame 2 Crimson Butterfly.
- 1:38:22I am Jesus Christ Dragon Lord 7 Halloween the game you picked.
- 1:38:32God. Damn it, you're Jesus, what was?
- 1:38:34The game. And Monster Hunter 3 Monster
- 1:38:38Hunter stories 3 twisted reflection encounter picked a
- 1:38:43Halo campaign evolved that's a. Wild choice.
- 1:38:47I enjoy it. Yeah, I don't.
- 1:38:50Know what I think? It was never.
- 1:38:51Doing mid right? I've not seen.
- 1:38:53Anything or heard anything of this until tonight it's.
- 1:38:57Just the entire first Halo game remade in UE5, right?
- 1:39:01It's I. Think it's but like.
- 1:39:03That's kind of. Sick.
- 1:39:04Actually, that's kind of an insane thing to count as 5.
- 1:39:08That's what I said. On this just gets delayed to.
- 1:39:10Next year, because the release date used to be November 15th,
- 1:39:13right? Maybe.
- 1:39:15Or hey, I don't know. Oh yeah.
- 1:39:18I don't. I don't.
- 1:39:18Know it's already out. So.
- 1:39:21Yeah, yeah, Bernie thought it was.
- 1:39:22I thought it was last. November.
- 1:39:24I remember seeing November and I thought it was last year so I I
- 1:39:27don't. Remember then, I don't remember
- 1:39:29they're going to date, but it was may have.
- 1:39:30It was speculated to be November 15th I'm pretty sure and they
- 1:39:34got they'll says. TBD.
- 1:39:36Yeah, it still says TBD on here. They said it was 2020.
- 1:39:39Seven, I think there was like a rumor.
- 1:39:42I mean, I can't. Imagine it would take them that
- 1:39:44long, but you know I. You surely wouldn't think so.
- 1:39:50That's true. 7th. Place with 71 points is Connor,
- 1:39:54our winner from last year. He also started with a very low
- 1:39:57projection rate last year with Cricket Digital.
- 1:40:02So yeah, 71.16 What? The crown.
- 1:40:06Oh yeah, sorry. No, you're good.
- 1:40:13What the crown? On what the fuck that brown
- 1:40:15dude? No, you're.
- 1:40:16Good. Oh, you're good.
- 1:40:18Thank you. Yeah.
- 1:40:19Yeah. Dude.
- 1:40:22My first pick was Reanimal, I played the demo of it and it was
- 1:40:25great. Second pick was Tales of Fate, I
- 1:40:29also played the demo and it was great.
- 1:40:32Yoshi and the mysterious book. This is the.
- 1:40:35Honestly, I think this is the first I'm hearing that Yoshi is
- 1:40:38getting a new game. So Yoshi is a.
- 1:40:41Beloved Mario character. So hey, you know Warhammer
- 1:40:4540,000 Dawn of War four, I thought I was picking a
- 1:40:50different game but I guess I picked the correct 1.
- 1:40:52You picked the right. One good job piece of.
- 1:40:55Shit. Star Wars galactic racer just
- 1:40:57cuz you know, racing and Star Wars that's.
- 1:40:59Pod racing. Now this is pod racing, yeah?
- 1:41:03That is pod racing also then ended.
- 1:41:06On Professor Layton and the New World of Steam, I did pick that
- 1:41:10one last year, so hopefully that actually comes out this time.
- 1:41:16And then the counter pick was marathon from Evan and him into.
- 1:41:21That show, great pick. Love to see it.
- 1:41:24Y'all. Hate me and I will remember it
- 1:41:27episode. I just wanted the game back.
- 1:41:28I just wanted it back. My hate is I've distributed
- 1:41:33equally, don't worry but. I'm glad we fucking.
- 1:41:36Stole in the first pick Forza Horizon 6 from me because oh,
- 1:41:40that's. Crazy.
- 1:41:41I'm going to say it. It only took 17 games to get
- 1:41:43back to me. Listen, I'm going to say it.
- 1:41:45Evan at one point was like, Nick, do you like think possibly
- 1:41:50because I got fucked by Rockstar, maybe, maybe I can get
- 1:41:55that back for the next round? I said, Bub, I don't think
- 1:41:58anyone's going to allow no, I said.
- 1:42:00I, I said, I said, I said someone's going to pick it
- 1:42:03before me because they they will just want to like.
- 1:42:07You wanted it back. I really, I want that.
- 1:42:08Basically I I wanted. I wanted to pick it, but like I
- 1:42:11I do think that. Sucks.
- 1:42:12Like that sucks. I knew it.
- 1:42:13Was going to be somebody that would take it.
- 1:42:15I thought it would be Brody, but yet of course it was usually
- 1:42:18Steve who often backstabs me, so I shouldn't have been too
- 1:42:22surprised. You always hang up on me.
- 1:42:24Why? Why did we not all just bother
- 1:42:27Steve I. I didn't I because.
- 1:42:29Because he has. No games that I wanted to
- 1:42:31counter pick. Why would I do that, Bully?
- 1:42:33Him, yeah. Yeah, because counter picking,
- 1:42:35Counter picking is the idea that they're not going to come out or
- 1:42:38they're going to be bad, and most of his games are either
- 1:42:40going to come out or locking. Him into a rate choice.
- 1:42:43There's nothing like Next. Yeah, exactly.
- 1:42:45Next year I'm just like whoever. Who counter picked GTA?
- 1:42:486 I want to talk to somebody listen, I'm.
- 1:42:50Going to I'm going to stalk Steve in his brain and I'm going
- 1:42:52to figure out what games he would pick for 2027.
- 1:42:55Ross, it's your turn. I think you.
- 1:42:58Counter. Picked the six but you locked
- 1:43:00him into that our two wild. Cards here at the end projected
- 1:43:058th place with 64.66 points. Russ.
- 1:43:10With Middle Earth scope, yeah. Yeah so Pragmata, Beasts of
- 1:43:16Reincarnation, Tomb Raider 1348, Light No Fire and Crimson
- 1:43:22Desert. And then for my counter pick.
- 1:43:35I could. Have at least a minimum of 81
- 1:43:38points. But I was, I'm so excited.
- 1:43:40It's a high risk, high reward type of thing, right?
- 1:43:42Like it, it really is. Like it might not come out.
- 1:43:45It's good, really. Not high reward, actually it
- 1:43:49well, it's. Just stupidity.
- 1:43:50But it's like. It's yeah, no, you're right.
- 1:43:52It's not high reward because he doesn't win it.
- 1:43:55There's no reward. It's he, Absolutely.
- 1:43:56Loses it but you imagine it so bad though.
- 1:43:59Big bowl energy. No reviewed.
- 1:44:02It like no. Because I think it's one of.
- 1:44:04Those. Things that's like they, they,
- 1:44:07they pay for the reviews regardless, it's going to be
- 1:44:09good, even if it's filled with bugs or something like that,
- 1:44:11right? Yeah, it's going to be reviewed
- 1:44:13great. So it's going to be.
- 1:44:15Called the masterpiece it will be.
- 1:44:18Even if it's not. Yeah, and.
- 1:44:20Bringing up the rear, he says he doesn't know what he's doing,
- 1:44:24but I think he's he's hustling us. 9th place, 58 points.
- 1:44:31Morgan with Nat juice conglomeration.
- 1:44:33I fucking hate it so much he said it.
- 1:44:37Just named it that just to make you say it, Brody.
- 1:44:42Now there's a clip of that on the Internet somewhere.
- 1:44:44Hell yeah. Lovely.
- 1:44:47My. Pics are invincible verses which
- 1:44:50I do not think about until this moment but I think sounds pretty
- 1:44:54great and I'm hopeful for its test.
- 1:44:56Persona 6 which? Fuck you Steve.
- 1:45:00Well, seven first one. Fuck you.
- 1:45:01Steve, I want it to. Come out 2X but I don't think it
- 1:45:04will this year. I think it will I.
- 1:45:06Am holding out hope, life is strange.
- 1:45:09Reunion. Persona 4 is the game that's
- 1:45:11coming out there. That was.
- 1:45:12Going to be yes, but. It's going to be a sneak.
- 1:45:15Nobody's going to expect it's going to be.
- 1:45:17As Atlas doesn't. Do Atlas doesn't do that.
- 1:45:21That's. Funny and then.
- 1:45:23High on life 2 and then for my counter pick also fuck you know
- 1:45:27and for my counter pick. Is the.
- 1:45:30Unannounced mainline Half Life game which I personally just
- 1:45:36think is a safe pick because Half Life's never coming out
- 1:45:39anymore. Yeah, my.
- 1:45:42God, I'm. Mad.
- 1:45:46Can I? Can I?
- 1:45:47Find out Nick Nick was sitting back in his chair with his arms
- 1:45:49crossed like that. He laughed and he was like oh I
- 1:45:52have it on good authority from Valve News Network on YouTube
- 1:45:54that it is same sent. Me a newsletter.
- 1:45:59Charlie Mcgicker. I'll throw myself out here.
- 1:46:02I did e-mail Gabe because you could e-mail him.
- 1:46:05You can e-mail him and I sent that one.
- 1:46:07Word. E-mail, he just said.
- 1:46:08Gabe, please, I sent him a. Photo of.
- 1:46:11I sent him. A a desperate photo of all of my
- 1:46:14half life and I said. Gabe, I just.
- 1:46:19Got to know, and if you never fucking do it that's fine, but
- 1:46:23will it happen? Also, do you want my Gordon
- 1:46:26Freeman puppet for Valve? And then he never responded.
- 1:46:30So then I got existential keep. Trying.
- 1:46:34It was only a. It was a. 500.
- 1:46:36Character e-mail and all it was was the number 3333.
- 1:46:41Three win. I only ask of you.
- 1:46:49Mr. Gabe Newell, that's the third release of Half Life comes
- 1:46:53out for my. Fantasy, Gabe.
- 1:46:56Hasn't presents. Himself at your feet, You.
- 1:46:58Know we need we. Need.
- 1:47:00I'm willing. To be your jester If it means I
- 1:47:03get the trilogy I've always wanted, I need.
- 1:47:05AI will. Dance like a monkey.
- 1:47:08I need a terminally. Ill friend to reach out to Val
- 1:47:11Fern. No, stop.
- 1:47:13No. Yeah, half.
- 1:47:15Life 3 is going to come out and then the babe's going to hit one
- 1:47:18into center field for you. I need, I need like.
- 1:47:21Like a OK. Grandpa, let's get you to bed.
- 1:47:24What is that? What's that one?
- 1:47:25Fucking thing Oliver. Put yourself man.
- 1:47:30Oliver Twist. Oliver Twist.
- 1:47:34I would like. Some more.
- 1:47:36Child, yes, I'm going to go. Hey, listen kid, if you don't
- 1:47:39want one of these knuckle sandwiches, you'll go to Seattle
- 1:47:41until I need. It.
- 1:47:43Nick's going to find a kid. With ass cancer and be like hey
- 1:47:47listen kid, you want to make 20 bucks?
- 1:47:49I don't know what. $20 is you do.
- 1:47:53Now Nick is going to be. Nick is going to be.
- 1:47:57Walking into the ICU like I'm putting together A-Team I.
- 1:48:04Couldn't glomerate the. Bald headed children going to
- 1:48:07Valve. I'm busy.
- 1:48:11I'll take you to Saint Jude's. Yeah, dude.
- 1:48:14I'm going. To grab.
- 1:48:16All the if. Your name next year is not kid
- 1:48:21kid cancer conglomerate or cancer Kid conglomerate, Casey
- 1:48:25King. Oh, is that?
- 1:48:28Where we draw the line OK. Oh, that's funny.
- 1:48:34Oh my. God, what I said was pushing.
- 1:48:40That's funny at the end of the day.
- 1:48:44OK. So awesome.
- 1:48:45No dude, I think everyone picked awesomely.
- 1:48:48This year, I don't know how he's.
- 1:48:50Segue out of me telling Valve I'm going to grab a bunch of
- 1:48:53cancer kids and send them to Seattle, but we're going to
- 1:48:57figure this out. Well, you saved.
- 1:48:58By way to. Do that, we'll see you.
- 1:49:00In six. Months for the child you.
- 1:49:01Say. I think.
- 1:49:02I think. I think you just.
- 1:49:04Hard cut to wherever before the first word spoken word of cancer
- 1:49:08is and you just end it there. I think you just cut all this.
- 1:49:11We're raw. Oh well then.
- 1:49:13Well, you're well, Yeah, we. Have a reputation to uphold?
- 1:49:16Yeah. Oh yeah.
- 1:49:17Oh. That's right, that's right.
- 1:49:18My bad. We go there, silly meter.
- 1:49:21We do go so earlier. You once you.
- 1:49:24Once pertained the rumor to that Sony.
- 1:49:26Is PlayStation. Was making.
- 1:49:28Baby. Skin, yes, and they're.
- 1:49:30Putting them on their PS he thinks he.
- 1:49:33Thinks that. Liv and Steven Tyler have sex
- 1:49:36Liv. Tyler babies that are even.
- 1:49:38Turned into PS-5. It's fucking things, dude, we
- 1:49:42know that. God damn it, thanks for
- 1:49:44listening guys. Anyway.
- 1:49:47So. We're going to follow up later
- 1:49:49in the year. It came from screen drops.
- 1:49:50Don't forget all. Right, we'll find.
- 1:49:57Out if Nick gathered enough cancer children, we.
- 1:50:00All. You know.
- 1:50:02In in due time. We're.
- 1:50:04Committed. I'm not fucking backing down
- 1:50:06now. I don't want to.
- 1:50:07Be I have. I'm not saying that I just I
- 1:50:12can't. Anyways, so thank you all for
- 1:50:15tuning. Good idea.
- 1:50:17I'm proud of yourself. Control.
- 1:50:19What do you want? Me to do thank you all for
- 1:50:21tuning into this year's fantasy critic Part 1 of the draft we
- 1:50:26will be back in a couple months to draft more or talk about what
- 1:50:31everyone is draft Evan get your hand out of here just for.
- 1:50:34To check in, to check in. To see what people have grabbed,
- 1:50:37people have dropped, to see what's going on with the points.
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- 1:51:21out to the end of the year. And fuck.
- 1:51:24You, Steve. Yeah.
- 1:51:27Everyone. Fighting Pose.
- 1:51:29Get ready, you got everyone Fighting pose, so this could be
- 1:51:31the thumbnail. Connor, someone's got to figure
- 1:51:33out how to clip this. Oh, this is no this.
- 1:51:37Is fighting Steve. This is this.
- 1:51:39Is. Fighting for sure, we can't put.
- 1:51:42A middle finger in the thumbnail, Steve.
- 1:51:44Figure it out. Oh, you're wrong.
- 1:51:47I got what I wanted. Can I show my?
- 1:51:49Feet. Yeah, you show your foot.
- 1:51:51Yeah, that's fine. Everybody.