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- 0:15Speaker 2: it's show side.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Donald Trump is on the hill trying to intimidate the
- 0:31Speaker 3: Supreme Court. Meanwhile, something absolutely delicious appeared on social media
- 0:38Speaker 3: yesterday and we gotta talk all about it and the
- 0:42Speaker 3: Heart Association. Everybody's wonderful, everybody's beautiful, but this is delicious.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Oh do I have a delicious tidbit? But I'm sure
- 1:00Speaker 3: you've already heard about but oh, I just can't wait
- 1:03Speaker 3: to talk about it. And Trump is up at the
- 1:06Speaker 3: Supreme Court today, sitting there listening to oral arguments like
- 1:09Speaker 3: he understands a thing with his birthright citizenship repeal, which
- 1:15Speaker 3: of course is unconstitutional, and if the judges rule any
- 1:18Speaker 3: other way, it just shows they are compromised. And all
- 1:22Speaker 3: of that is happening today, and we're going to talk
- 1:24Speaker 3: more about Congress, the most inept body on the planet.
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- 2:33Speaker 3: got a great show for you today, and it's a wonderful,
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- 2:41Speaker 3: Phineas and James Schnabel and all of my regulars. So
- 2:44Speaker 3: glad you all are here. Let's start with the American
- 2:50Speaker 3: Heart Association. When Maha m ah make America healthy again,
- 2:57Speaker 3: I guess that is what it means. When they came
- 3:01Speaker 3: out with the new food pyramid and everything, I knew
- 3:03Speaker 3: what a croc of shit it was. You know, eat
- 3:05Speaker 3: more meat, eat more dairy. You know, it was just
- 3:07Speaker 3: they're in the pockets of the meat and dairy industry.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Plus they don't know shit about health, so I knew that,
- 3:14Speaker 3: you know, their recommendations were full of crap. Well, yesterday
- 3:19Speaker 3: the American Cardiology Association and the American Heart Association came
- 3:24Speaker 3: out with their food pyramid, and what did they say, Well,
- 3:29Speaker 3: they said to do exactly what I've been doing, more
- 3:33Speaker 3: plant protein. Do not eat red meat at all. It said,
- 3:38Speaker 3: no red meat, and if you must eat meat, just
- 3:41Speaker 3: do chicken or fish and that's it. And of course
- 3:47Speaker 3: they said get most of your protein from plant proteins. Now,
- 3:53Speaker 3: you know, we talk a lot about this on my
- 3:56Speaker 3: show because I am a vegan and I really know
- 4:00Speaker 3: the health benefits of being a vegan, plus the benefits
- 4:03Speaker 3: for the planet, and that's the most important thing, and
- 4:07Speaker 3: the benefits for society, for farmers, for living beings, like
- 4:12Speaker 3: cows and pigs and chickens. But Donald Trump has vilified
- 4:18Speaker 3: vegan or vegetarian if you prefer as being woke, because
- 4:24Speaker 3: they vilify anything that they don't understand and that they
- 4:28Speaker 3: can't do well. The American Heart Association yesterday said, if
- 4:32Speaker 3: you want to stave off a heart attack, you can
- 4:35Speaker 3: lower your risk by over one third by simply following
- 4:39Speaker 3: this diet. And the diet they recommended was plant forward.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Now they did allow for chicken and fish and stuff
- 4:45Speaker 3: like that, but the diet they recommend is plant forward.
- 4:49Speaker 3: And so I want to begin the show by imploring
- 4:52Speaker 3: you again please turn to plants more than you do
- 4:57Speaker 3: animals for your food. I just it's better for you,
- 5:01Speaker 3: it's better for the for the animals, it's better for
- 5:04Speaker 3: the environment, it's better for everything. So if it's better
- 5:09Speaker 3: for everything, why not do it. I know that a
- 5:13Speaker 3: lot of you think it's hard. They even mentioned this
- 5:15Speaker 3: in the article that many people think it's hard. It
- 5:18Speaker 3: is not hard. It's getting harder in today's world because
- 5:22Speaker 3: of Donald Trump and the Republicans and MAGA, and people
- 5:26Speaker 3: see being a vegan or vegetarian as woke, and so
- 5:28Speaker 3: the restaurants are taking away the entrace they had fully
- 5:32Speaker 3: vegan restaurants are changing back, but it still can be
- 5:36Speaker 3: done and you will love the benefits when we come back.
- 5:42Speaker 3: The ultimate irony strikes Washington, DC, yet again. Do they
- 5:47Speaker 3: even get it?
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- 6:15Speaker 4: That you need to know.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Everything is wonderful, everything is beautiful, but this is delicious.
- 6:25Speaker 3: I'm telling you so. I hate Christinome. I think Christine
- 6:31Speaker 3: Nomes should be thrown in jail for what she did
- 6:34Speaker 3: as the head of the Department of Homeland Security. That
- 6:37Speaker 3: being said, a delicious piece of irony happened yesterday. Christinome
- 6:44Speaker 3: is anti drag and anti trans vehemently. And you know,
- 6:49Speaker 3: everyone seems to be on that kick these days, and
- 6:52Speaker 3: I don't get it, and I don't approve of it.
- 6:54Speaker 3: If you are here and you're not a trans ally
- 6:57Speaker 3: in every way, I don't really want you here. If
- 7:01Speaker 3: you're not a gay ally, a lesbian ally, a drag
- 7:03Speaker 3: queen ally, then why are you here? But that being said,
- 7:09Speaker 3: And Christy Nome, who's had an affair with Corey Lewandowski,
- 7:14Speaker 3: so I don't like her, but what happened yesterday was
- 7:18Speaker 3: just too delicious. So I am not going to show
- 7:21Speaker 3: you the photos. I don't have permission and I don't
- 7:23Speaker 3: think he'd want it now. I have no problem with
- 7:27Speaker 3: Christy Nomes's husband other than he's married to Christine. No,
- 7:31Speaker 3: but that being said, I personally he's not a public figure.
- 7:36Speaker 3: You know, he's not someone that should really be on
- 7:39Speaker 3: our radar. But he came on our radar yesterday, yesterday
- 7:43Speaker 3: and a day big way when photos were released of
- 7:48Speaker 3: him with giant balloon breast and panties and all of that.
- 7:54Speaker 3: He's a cross dresser. Now I could care less, as
- 7:59Speaker 3: you know, I support him. I embrace him. If that's
- 8:04Speaker 3: what he wants to do, If that makes him happy,
- 8:06Speaker 3: then sister, lets your cross dress and flag fly. No
- 8:10Speaker 3: one in your world should really have a problem with it.
- 8:13Speaker 3: It's something you like to do. I am not here
- 8:16Speaker 3: to kink shame because I've done far worse and I
- 8:19Speaker 3: used to be a drag queen, so I have certainly
- 8:21Speaker 3: cross dressed, not for sexual pleasure, in fact, it's painful,
- 8:25Speaker 3: but I've certainly worn women's clothing. I wore women's clothing
- 8:29Speaker 3: yesterday vera waying linen pants that were out of the
- 8:32Speaker 3: women's department. So I have no problem with cross dressing.
- 8:36Speaker 3: And I have no problem with all of the balloon tits.
- 8:38Speaker 3: That was a bit much. But the irony that her husband,
- 8:46Speaker 3: miss Anti trans Anti drag anti gay, that her husband
- 8:52Speaker 3: is a cross dresser, that is delicious. The seated President
- 8:59Speaker 3: of the United State date seated because he's old and
- 9:01Speaker 3: infirm before he decided to use his walker to get
- 9:04Speaker 3: over to the Supreme Court Today, commented yesterday how sad
- 9:09Speaker 3: it is Christine nom has asked for prayers through this
- 9:15Speaker 3: difficult time. He didn't murder anybody. Okay, he didn't oversee
- 9:21Speaker 3: the murder of anybody, Christine Nome. He simply is wearing
- 9:25Speaker 3: women's clothing. He didn't even cheat on you like you
- 9:29Speaker 3: did him. So this notion that he needs prayers, what
- 9:33Speaker 3: he needs is a stylist. Okay, he doesn't need prayers.
- 9:37Speaker 3: He needs a stylist. Because the balloon boobs and the
- 9:40Speaker 3: weird panties and that just ain't working. But with a
- 9:44Speaker 3: stylist who knows what he could become. Maybe he could
- 9:47Speaker 3: even become a contestant on RuPaul's drag race. But the
- 9:53Speaker 3: irony there and their reaction, I love their reaction.
- 9:59Speaker 4: Pray for us.
- 10:00Speaker 3: Oh please, he's wearing fake boots and pantevo.
- 10:09Speaker 4: Girl, ain't no thing.
- 10:11Speaker 3: So he crossed dresses really ain't no thing. You don't
- 10:16Speaker 3: need thoughts and prayers. You need more eyeliner and mousecarow
- 10:20Speaker 3: that's what you need. So again, not king shaming the husband,
- 10:26Speaker 3: certainly not going to put his photos up because ultimately
- 10:28Speaker 3: he doesn't want that. But you know, I think they
- 10:32Speaker 3: should embrace him, but they can't. You see, that's who
- 10:35Speaker 3: these people are. They would rather distance themselves and throw
- 10:40Speaker 3: a loved one under a bus then actually just say, well,
- 10:44Speaker 3: so what you know, let's get him a stylist, Let's
- 10:48Speaker 3: get him some new clothes, you know, call Chanel, you know.
- 10:51Speaker 3: But no, now they're like, oh, please pray for us
- 10:55Speaker 3: in these trying times. I mean, his nipples were kind
- 10:59Speaker 3: of off centered. I mean, all I would pray for
- 11:03Speaker 3: him is that he learns how to readjust his boobs
- 11:06Speaker 3: so the nipples are both facing forward, because he kind
- 11:09Speaker 3: of had a cock eyed nipple. He had like one
- 11:11Speaker 3: facing forward and one like looking up, you know. So
- 11:15Speaker 3: it could have been a birth defect, but I think
- 11:16Speaker 3: it was just a balloon placement. And boy does he
- 11:19Speaker 3: want to be busty girl. He had the balloons girl,
- 11:24Speaker 3: I mean the tatas for day. What did Shaka Khan
- 11:28Speaker 3: say the other day? Today's singers want to sell more
- 11:31Speaker 3: with their butt than they do their vocals. Well, he
- 11:34Speaker 3: was going for the boobs, honey. I don't know if
- 11:36Speaker 3: he was wearing the fake bottom because he was wearing
- 11:39Speaker 3: a cute little pair of red panties, you know what.
- 11:42Speaker 3: And so what I don't care. I mean, he didn't
- 11:45Speaker 3: you know, he wasn't pretty, and he was doing the
- 11:48Speaker 3: whole you know, with the cheeks, you know. But their reaction,
- 11:53Speaker 3: that's what's priceless. That is what's absolutely priceless. And you
- 12:00Speaker 3: know they you know, he didn't kill a puppy. His
- 12:06Speaker 3: wife shot a dog. Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
- 12:11Speaker 3: the husband has done no crime. The wife kills dogs,
- 12:18Speaker 3: which means to me, she's going to hell. If there
- 12:21Speaker 3: is one you know. Now, look, you all should know
- 12:26Speaker 3: that cross dressing, okay, is not drag. Her husband's doing
- 12:32Speaker 3: it for sexual gratification. Okay, that is a transsexual, not
- 12:39Speaker 3: a transvestite. Okay, wait, am I right? Transgendered is if
- 12:46Speaker 3: you believe you're in the wrong body or you have
- 12:48Speaker 3: body dysmorphia. Transvestite is a drag queen, and transsexual is
- 12:57Speaker 3: someone that dresses as the opposite sex for sexual gratification.
- 13:01Speaker 3: So he is a transsexual. He is not a transgendered,
- 13:05Speaker 3: nor is he a transvestite. He is not a sweet transvested.
- 13:12Speaker 3: We should take him to see Rocky Horror. Have you
- 13:14Speaker 3: seen Luke Evans's package. It's the talk of Broadway because
- 13:18Speaker 3: he wears like an almost transparent jockstrap. He's playing Rocky
- 13:22Speaker 3: in Rocky Horror. Luke Evans that man, Oh lord, he's
- 13:29Speaker 3: gay and if I could be his husband, Oh my god,
- 13:33Speaker 3: he's handsome, he's talented, and the boy has something that
- 13:36Speaker 3: needs its own zip code. Okay. I was like, Luke,
- 13:40Speaker 3: it's gonna poke someone's eye out in the front row.
- 13:43Speaker 3: So we should take Christy Noom's husband to see that show.
- 13:47Speaker 3: That way, he could sing along.
- 13:49Speaker 4: How to do.
- 13:51Speaker 3: See you met my faithful handyman. Oh yes, I'm just
- 13:58Speaker 3: as sweet transvest from Washington, DC or South Dakota wherever
- 14:05Speaker 3: Chrispy does. I don't know they had trans sexuals in
- 14:08Speaker 3: South Dakota or North Dakota or whatever bumpfuck state she's from,
- 14:13Speaker 3: but I guess they do. And so, you know, if
- 14:17Speaker 3: that's how he gets off, good for him. You know, really,
- 14:21Speaker 3: if that's what gets his Dolly's going, good for him.
- 14:26Speaker 3: I have no problem with it. His business, do what
- 14:30Speaker 3: you got it, do what vil be, who you want
- 14:32Speaker 3: to be, soll to hurt anybody. But their reaction, Maga's reaction,
- 14:37Speaker 3: that's what's priceless. Suddenly he's a pariah. Suddenly he's not
- 14:42Speaker 3: the How much love must she have for her husband
- 14:46Speaker 3: to throw him under the bus that way? And instead
- 14:50Speaker 3: of defending him and defending his right to do whatever
- 14:54Speaker 3: he wants to do, Oh no, please pray for us, please,
- 14:59Speaker 3: oh my, oh god, he's wearing pities. Oh god. His
- 15:06Speaker 3: only crime is his fashion sense. Okay, I mean you
- 15:10Speaker 3: know he's obviously not gay. Okay. Anyone that's thinking he's gay,
- 15:15Speaker 3: go look at the pictures. Not gay. No gay man
- 15:19Speaker 3: would ever get in that kind of drag. He does
- 15:22Speaker 3: it because it arouses him, and he was probably sharing
- 15:26Speaker 3: those pictures with others who get aroused by that sort
- 15:29Speaker 3: of thing. Again, no harm, no foul. Who cares? Okay,
- 15:34Speaker 3: who cares? So, Christy, your husband just became the most
- 15:40Speaker 3: interesting thing about you. Isn't that something? You're a dog killer?
- 15:46Speaker 3: You know, you let your agents? Do you know that?
- 15:49Speaker 3: Yesterday we found out that seventy five percent of the
- 15:51Speaker 3: people that ICE arrested in Missouri were not criminals, had
- 15:56Speaker 3: no criminal records, no criminal charges. Every one of them
- 16:00Speaker 3: should sue the federal government for false arrest, every single
- 16:05Speaker 3: That's how we stop ICE. By the way, there needs
- 16:08Speaker 3: to be thousands of lawsuits brought against ICE by people
- 16:11Speaker 3: who were arrested without a warrant and were not criminals.
- 16:16Speaker 3: That's false arrest. That is a crime. They need to
- 16:21Speaker 3: sue bankrupt ice. You know that's the thing to do,
- 16:28Speaker 3: all right. So yeah, the husband, I don't care, you know,
- 16:34Speaker 3: I just don't care. So he's a sweet transvestite from
- 16:39Speaker 3: transsexual Transylvania. Who cares? Who cares? And now he's the
- 16:44Speaker 3: most interesting thing about Christin No, her husband because he
- 16:49Speaker 3: wears balloon boobs and panties that don't match. They did
- 16:54Speaker 3: not match. I was like, dude, you need help. Call RuPaul.
- 17:00Speaker 3: You know, call somebody and their reaction is priceless. It's priceless.
- 17:06Speaker 3: So I did want to I wanted to talk about
- 17:08Speaker 3: that without King shaming him, because I really I don't
- 17:10Speaker 3: care if you dress. I don't care if you dress
- 17:11Speaker 3: like a man a woman. I don't care if you
- 17:13Speaker 3: dressed like a furry or a puppy. There's guys on
- 17:15Speaker 3: on the abs, on scruff they dress like dogs. They
- 17:19Speaker 3: have like dog masks, leather, their leather mask with little ears,
- 17:24Speaker 3: and they they like want to behave like a puppy.
- 17:28Speaker 3: I am not making this up. One even cruised me
- 17:30Speaker 3: and I was like, oh no, I got a dog.
- 17:32Speaker 3: I don't you know, I don't need another. Besides, what
- 17:35Speaker 3: if they're not housebroken? I ain't picking that up? Are
- 17:38Speaker 3: you kidding me?
- 17:39Speaker 1: Uh?
- 17:39Speaker 3: So, any embers is big enough, let alone from a human.
- 17:42Speaker 3: You know you would need a thirteen gallon trash bag
- 17:45Speaker 3: for that, not a little doggie bag. So yeah, no,
- 17:48Speaker 3: But but there are those people out there they'd like
- 17:50Speaker 3: to dress up as dogs. There are people that like
- 17:52Speaker 3: to dress up as plushies and have sex there. You know,
- 17:55Speaker 3: who cares. It's your world, get off in it like
- 17:58Speaker 3: you want to, you know, No, I truly don't care.
- 18:01Speaker 3: And I have seen it all, Like at sixty three,
- 18:05Speaker 3: having been gay my whole life, I've seen it all. Okay,
- 18:09Speaker 3: there's nothing that would shock me. There are people that
- 18:13Speaker 3: get off by being pierced and having their bodies mutilated,
- 18:17Speaker 3: you know, having needles stuck through them. I mean, there's
- 18:19Speaker 3: eight plus billion people and eight billions sexualities. No one
- 18:26Speaker 3: sexuality is the same. That's why I've always wondered why
- 18:29Speaker 3: he makes such a big deal out of sexuality. Nobody's
- 18:33Speaker 3: gayness is the same, nobody's non straightness is the same.
- 18:38Speaker 3: No one sexuality is the same. Everybody likes different things.
- 18:44Speaker 3: He happens to like wearing balloon breast and red panties.
- 18:48Speaker 3: Who cares? Is he hurting anybody?
- 18:51Speaker 1: No?
- 18:51Speaker 3: Is he killing a dog?
- 18:53Speaker 4: No?
- 18:54Speaker 3: Is he being hypocritical? I don't know. I don't know
- 18:58Speaker 3: if he shares his wife's beliefs. It would be sad
- 19:02Speaker 3: if he did. All right, so we've got all that
- 19:06Speaker 3: going on in the world, and that's delicious and fun.
- 19:08Speaker 4: You know.
- 19:09Speaker 3: I mean, we got to have some fun, right because
- 19:11Speaker 3: everything else is the fucking mess. You know, Maga, they're
- 19:16Speaker 3: still defending Donald Trump. I don't understand how. I really
- 19:19Speaker 3: don't at this point. And he's doing a big speech
- 19:22Speaker 3: tonight about Iran. You know how, what is he gonna say?
- 19:30Speaker 4: Oh?
- 19:30Speaker 3: I fucked up, I fucked up. You know what could
- 19:37Speaker 3: he possibly say tonight about Iran? I totally fucked up.
- 19:42Speaker 3: I shouldn't have attacked them. This was a bad idea.
- 19:45Speaker 3: Now the son is the new Supreme leader, and he's
- 19:49Speaker 3: to the right of the Father. We've now galvanized hatred
- 19:53Speaker 3: towards America and they're attacking their neighbors now, so we've
- 19:58Speaker 3: caused unrest between them their neighbors. Gas is soaring and
- 20:04Speaker 3: we might have to give up the straight of hor move.
- 20:08Speaker 3: I mean, what is he gonna say. He's not gonna
- 20:10Speaker 3: go out and admit that he was a failure, you know,
- 20:13Speaker 3: He's not, So he's going to lie. So I'm not
- 20:17Speaker 3: gonna watch this speech tonight. It's just gonna be one
- 20:19Speaker 3: big lie after another because that's all he can do. Lie, intimidate, bully.
- 20:26Speaker 3: This morning, he threw Karen Levit under the bus. I
- 20:28Speaker 3: couldn't think of a nicer person to throw under a bus,
- 20:31Speaker 3: But you know, he threw her under the bus. And
- 20:34Speaker 3: I think she does a great job for him. And
- 20:37Speaker 3: I know you're like what Karen Levitt goes out every
- 20:40Speaker 3: day and sells his ridiculous policies, his stupid comments, and
- 20:46Speaker 3: defends him from a media that wants to actually hear
- 20:50Speaker 3: some truth. And she spins more than Pete Burns did
- 20:54Speaker 3: in his song right round like a record. And so
- 20:58Speaker 3: to say she's doing a bad job, no, hon, she's
- 21:01Speaker 3: a reflection of your job. She amplifies your job. So
- 21:07Speaker 3: if ninety seven percent of the stories are bad huns,
- 21:10Speaker 3: you're the project, not her. But again he can't comprehend that.
- 21:16Speaker 3: You don't get it.
- 21:33Speaker 4: Now is show.
- 21:35Speaker 3: Side Rachel Kapper, who is a font of information and
- 21:42Speaker 3: a beauty. Uh just summed up Trump's speech in one paragraph,
- 21:46Speaker 3: because this is exactly what He's going to say, Ladies
- 21:48Speaker 3: and gentlemen, we have won the war in Iran. We
- 21:51Speaker 3: don't need the straight of her move. We're going to
- 21:54Speaker 3: pull out. Fuck Europe, fuck everybody else but the US.
- 21:58Speaker 3: God bless America. There. That's that I just saved you
- 22:02Speaker 3: all from having to watch the speech. There it is
- 22:04Speaker 3: there was right there. That's the speech. We won. We're
- 22:08Speaker 3: the best, we're the greatest. We don't need Europe. Fuck Europe.
- 22:12Speaker 3: We don't need the strain of our move. Let him
- 22:14Speaker 3: go get their own oil. We're fine again. The Cartman regime,
- 22:21Speaker 3: they did not respect our thirty and now they respect
- 22:24Speaker 3: arthurte So now that they respect our thirty, we don't
- 22:27Speaker 3: come home. Yep, that's he's Cartman. That's it. I'm done.
- 22:33Speaker 3: I'm going home. He's Cartman. Respect my thirty. I'm going home. Goods.
- 22:42Speaker 3: So there, I just we should have Cartman. You know what,
- 22:44Speaker 3: someone should Ai Cartman over his speech tonight. Take take
- 22:51Speaker 3: his speech and have Cartman say it. I bet Ai
- 22:55Speaker 3: would do that. Get a text of his speech and
- 22:58Speaker 3: have Cartman deliver his That would be fun. I wish
- 23:03Speaker 3: I could call Matt and Trey. I used to know them,
- 23:04Speaker 3: but I wish I could call them and say, hey, Matt, hey, Trey,
- 23:08Speaker 3: after the speech tonight, could you please have Cartman deliver it?
- 23:11Speaker 3: Because it would be more entertaining and the same substance. Really,
- 23:17Speaker 3: so yeah, I mean, what's it gonna say? I fucked up?
- 23:19Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Gas is five dollars a gallon. This morning.
- 23:22Speaker 3: USA Today ran a story of things Americans are giving
- 23:25Speaker 3: up so they can afford gas, and a new poll
- 23:30Speaker 3: out today two thirds two thirds of the nation disagree
- 23:36Speaker 3: with him on the economy. Two thirds of the people
- 23:39Speaker 3: surveyed feel that Donald Trump has tanked the economy. His
- 23:43Speaker 3: approval rating is lower than Christy Nomes's husband's breast. I
- 23:49Speaker 3: mean truly. His approval rating is thirty three percent, which
- 23:54Speaker 3: means sixty seven percent of Americans disapprove with the job
- 23:59Speaker 3: he is doing. Oh, there's some stray maggots they come
- 24:01Speaker 3: in my chat room and such, but they're the majority.
- 24:04Speaker 3: They're the minority. Even their party is turning against him
- 24:08Speaker 3: because Maga realized they didn't get what they elected. They
- 24:12Speaker 3: you know, they wanted someone to lower prices. He's raised
- 24:15Speaker 3: every price everywhere around everything. They wanted someone to release
- 24:20Speaker 3: the Epstein files. He hasn't, and he's heavily redacted them
- 24:23Speaker 3: because he's in them. They wanted somebody to get us
- 24:27Speaker 3: out of foreign wars. Instead we Ukraine is still fighting,
- 24:31Speaker 3: Israel's still attacking Gaza and other countries. And then on
- 24:35Speaker 3: Israel's behalf we went after Iran? Is he gonna say
- 24:39Speaker 3: that tonight? You know, I was bending over from my
- 24:42Speaker 3: friend Benjamin Netanyahu, and right before he shoved it in
- 24:45Speaker 3: with no lube, he said to me, I really need
- 24:48Speaker 3: you to attack Iran. So of course I did. I mean,
- 24:51Speaker 3: that's he's not going to say that. We all know
- 24:54Speaker 3: that's what happened, but he's not gonna say it. So
- 24:59Speaker 3: MAGA didn't get what they voted for. And if they
- 25:02Speaker 3: tell you they did, they're lying. They're justifying to themselves
- 25:05Speaker 3: because they're idiots. But they didn't get what they voted for.
- 25:11Speaker 3: And now they're disapproving Hispanics. Hispanics have done a complete
- 25:16Speaker 3: one eighty. No more support for Trump. How could they
- 25:20Speaker 3: with what's happened with Ice, you know. So he's lost
- 25:25Speaker 3: any support he had from minorities, He's lost a lot
- 25:29Speaker 3: of Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan said that he is tired.
- 25:34Speaker 3: He's no longer MAGA. He said, they're filled with nothing
- 25:37Speaker 3: but dorks and nerds. That's what Joe Rogan, their patron saint,
- 25:42Speaker 3: said that MAGA is nothing but dorks and nerds. That's
- 25:46Speaker 3: what he said, go look it up. He said he
- 25:50Speaker 3: is no longer maga. So, when you got Joe Rogan
- 25:54Speaker 3: drumping ship, Chucker, Carlston is no longer maga. Marjorie Taylor
- 25:59Speaker 3: Green is no longer maga. When you have the biggest
- 26:02Speaker 3: maggots in the world jumping ship, you've lost your base, honey.
- 26:08Speaker 3: So and he knows it. That's why this morning he's
- 26:10Speaker 3: all ninety seven percent negative news coverage. It's it's got
- 26:14Speaker 3: to be the media. It couldn't possibly be him, couldn't
- 26:18Speaker 3: be him or his policies. No, no, no, no, no no,
- 26:21Speaker 3: It's got to be the media. The media is the problem,
- 26:25Speaker 3: hon The media is just reporting on what you're doing.
- 26:29Speaker 3: If those stories are negative, it's because you're fucking up.
- 26:34Speaker 3: But of course no one around him will tell him that.
- 26:38Speaker 3: If I were Carolyn Levitt, I would have left my
- 26:41Speaker 3: job today. She has to go out there every single
- 26:44Speaker 3: day and lie for that man every day. She has
- 26:46Speaker 3: to go out and lie for him every day. She
- 26:49Speaker 3: has to go out and defend the indefensible every day.
- 26:54Speaker 3: And this morning he tells her she's doing a bad job.
- 26:58Speaker 3: Oh that's I'd be like that. Fuck that, I'm out
- 27:00Speaker 3: of here. You get some other lackey to go defend
- 27:03Speaker 3: you in your job. But see, they have no principles.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Carol and Levitt will let the President deride her in
- 27:10Speaker 3: her job in public and do nothing about it because
- 27:15Speaker 3: she has no morals and no principles. Any principled human
- 27:19Speaker 3: being would resign today, but she's not one, so she'll
- 27:25Speaker 3: still be out there trying to defend him, trying to
- 27:29Speaker 3: make sense of his policies or his words salads that
- 27:32Speaker 3: he says. Lying about his health. We all know he's
- 27:36Speaker 3: sick as a dog. He's having more IV infusions in
- 27:39Speaker 3: his hand than a vampire on fake blood. You know
- 27:42Speaker 3: he's His hand is a telltale sign he has dementia.
- 27:47Speaker 3: It's obvious he has dementia. No, my sister is now
- 27:51Speaker 3: mentally altered. Friday, she is going to be switched to
- 27:54Speaker 3: skilled nursing and we have to apply for adult long
- 27:58Speaker 3: term care supplement, which is going to take months to get.
- 28:02Speaker 3: But then we'll assist in helping with a nurse or
- 28:05Speaker 3: with assisted living or something. So I know about demented, honey,
- 28:10Speaker 3: and he craig, craig his word salad. He's out of
- 28:14Speaker 3: his mind tonight. I guarantee you he'll ramble. I guarantee
- 28:19Speaker 3: you tonight he'll just prather on about something. Maybe he'll
- 28:23Speaker 3: do his Ymca dance with the double jerking off of
- 28:26Speaker 3: the guys you know where he wants to book cocky
- 28:29Speaker 3: on the face where he's why that's him? Get his president? Ever?
- 28:37Speaker 3: Have we ever had a president that acts like he's
- 28:39Speaker 3: jerking off two people at once so they'll come in
- 28:41Speaker 3: his face? Have we ever had one of those? I
- 28:43Speaker 3: don't think we have. All right, when we come back,
- 28:47Speaker 3: we are launching towards the moon. Artemis is fueled up
- 28:51Speaker 3: and ready to go. Why why why are we going
- 28:56Speaker 3: back to the moon. What is the real reason. If
- 29:00Speaker 3: it's the water, because we found water there, if it
- 29:04Speaker 3: to start a camp so we can then launch off tomorrow,
- 29:09Speaker 3: why are we going back to the moon. I'll tell you.
- 29:14Speaker 3: I'll tell you, honey, stuff away.
- 29:24Speaker 1: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view. Yours
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- 30:05Speaker 1: You're listening to the Corelle cast, driving you home or
- 30:10Speaker 1: driving you crazy?
- 30:13Speaker 3: No, I'm so glad there's some maga in the chat
- 30:20Speaker 3: room with their ridiculous lives and stuff.
- 30:22Speaker 4: I love that.
- 30:24Speaker 3: I love that they show how ignorant and stupid they are,
- 30:26Speaker 3: because they are. They think Donald Trump won this election.
- 30:30Speaker 3: They actually believe that, they believe he won the election
- 30:35Speaker 3: when multiple credible sources say no, he didn't. Why do
- 30:40Speaker 3: you think they want to do away with voting machines
- 30:42Speaker 3: after they relied upon them for his win? Why do
- 30:46Speaker 3: you think they want to get away with mail in
- 30:48Speaker 3: voting even though he himself votes by mail and they
- 30:52Speaker 3: relied upon that for his alleged win because they know
- 30:57Speaker 3: that the voting machines can be hacked, and they know
- 31:00Speaker 3: that mail in voting can be manipulated. How do they
- 31:03Speaker 3: know because they did it and they didn't even hide it.
- 31:09Speaker 3: He publicly thanked Elon Musk for hacking the computers because
- 31:14Speaker 3: his brain is so addled that he forgot that you're
- 31:18Speaker 3: not supposed to say that stuff. So he publicly thanked
- 31:23Speaker 3: Elon Musk for hacking the computers and handing him the win.
- 31:28Speaker 3: The computer company that runs the voting machines is involved
- 31:32Speaker 3: in a lawsuit right now from major tech companies. You
- 31:37Speaker 3: don't hear about this lawsuit, but it's ongoing. And what's
- 31:41Speaker 3: the premise. They're not supposed to update any software major
- 31:46Speaker 3: on the voting machines without filing a notice and going
- 31:51Speaker 3: through all these proper steps to make sure that the
- 31:54Speaker 3: update is legit. Three days before the election, they went
- 32:00Speaker 3: through a major update which they said were just bug fixes.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Bug fixes. They don't have to register major updates they do,
- 32:11Speaker 3: so they lied and said it was just a bug fix,
- 32:14Speaker 3: and Silicon Valley programmers proved that it was a major
- 32:19Speaker 3: upgrade that they did not get pre approval for. What
- 32:24Speaker 3: do you think that major upgrade three days before the
- 32:26Speaker 3: election did. What do you think it did? Ockham's raiser people,
- 32:32Speaker 3: what do you think it did? It handed him the election.
- 32:37Speaker 3: He didn't win. He didn't win. There's no way in
- 32:41Speaker 3: hell he won. But Democrats, unlike Donald Trump, accepted the results.
- 32:47Speaker 3: They shouldn't have. Kamala Harris should have challenged the results
- 32:51Speaker 3: in every single state where there were voting machines, every state. Okay,
- 32:56Speaker 3: she should have challenged it. She didn't. Kamala is a
- 33:00Speaker 3: nice woman. She was not the candidate we needed. I
- 33:03Speaker 3: think Pete Buddha Judge would be a great candidate, and
- 33:07Speaker 3: so does New Hampshire. They just did a poll and
- 33:09Speaker 3: he came out on top. I imagine he's a top
- 33:13Speaker 3: But anyway, and what a great segue that would be.
- 33:17Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be incredible go from Donald Trump to the
- 33:20Speaker 3: first openly gay president. Wouldn't that just be spectacular? That
- 33:24Speaker 3: would be so fabulous. But anyway, they're gonna get slaughtered
- 33:29Speaker 3: in the midterms and they know it. He signed an
- 33:32Speaker 3: executive order yesterday, okay, And this executive order was about voting.
- 33:38Speaker 3: Because his brain is so aduled that he doesn't know
- 33:43Speaker 3: that he can't do a thing when it comes to
- 33:45Speaker 3: voting and how we vote that that's up to the states.
- 33:49Speaker 3: The President of the United States has no executive power
- 33:54Speaker 3: over voting. Now, he does want to compile a list
- 34:00Speaker 3: through the DHS of every registered American citizen voter. Do
- 34:07Speaker 3: you want him to have that list? No president has
- 34:11Speaker 3: ever requested that. Do you want him to have your
- 34:14Speaker 3: name on a list? That'll be challenged as well, And
- 34:19Speaker 3: you know, the Supreme Court pretty much blows them every
- 34:21Speaker 3: chance they get. We'll see how they do today with
- 34:24Speaker 3: the birthright citizenship, which is unconstitutional. But for sure the
- 34:30Speaker 3: executive order he signed about voting it won't ever happen.
- 34:35Speaker 3: It's blatantly unconstitutional. The states determine how they run their elections.
- 34:42Speaker 3: If states want mail in votings, they'll do it. If states,
- 34:47Speaker 3: you know, whatever the state wants to do is what
- 34:50Speaker 3: they're going to do, and the federal government cannot stop them,
- 34:53Speaker 3: and if they try, they'll be taken to court. So
- 34:56Speaker 3: he can sign any executive order he wants. It might
- 35:00Speaker 3: as well be used for toilet paper, you know, because
- 35:04Speaker 3: he does have diarrhea all the time. He wears a diaper,
- 35:07Speaker 3: so you know, it might as well be used to
- 35:10Speaker 3: mop up his mess because it ain't gonna ever see
- 35:13Speaker 3: the light of day. So sign what you want.
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- 35:45Speaker 4: Need to know.
- 35:48Speaker 3: Alrighty, oh, there's so much going on. Why are we
- 35:51Speaker 3: going to the moon? Why? Because of money? It's all
- 35:56Speaker 3: about money. That's why we're going to the moon for money.
- 36:01Speaker 3: There are rare earth minerals. Are they still going to
- 36:04Speaker 3: be called earth mineral?
- 36:05Speaker 4: Well?
- 36:05Speaker 3: Yeah, the moon is actually made of the Earth, so
- 36:09Speaker 3: I guess they are rare earth minerals. Do any of
- 36:11Speaker 3: you even know how the moon got there? What's going on? Oh,
- 36:16Speaker 3: there's a dog at my door and it's not Ember.
- 36:21Speaker 3: Do any of you know how the moon got there?
- 36:23Speaker 3: Raise your hand? Raise your hand? Any of you? Any
- 36:27Speaker 3: of you know? Since we're going to the moon, Artemis
- 36:30Speaker 3: is all fueled up writ to go. Do any of
- 36:33Speaker 3: you know how the moon got there? Anybody, anybody in
- 36:39Speaker 3: the in the chat room? Does anybody know how the
- 36:43Speaker 3: moon got there? And did you know there used to
- 36:46Speaker 3: be two of them? Did you know that planet Earth
- 36:51Speaker 3: used to have two moons? So here's how it happened.
- 36:55Speaker 3: Planet Earth was just sitting around in the galaxy. I
- 36:58Speaker 3: know James Schnabel knows this. By the way, plant you know,
- 37:01Speaker 3: Planet Earth was just sitting around in the galaxy having
- 37:04Speaker 3: a good time, you know, circling the Sun. And all
- 37:06Speaker 3: that having fun, and a planet, not an asteroid, a
- 37:12Speaker 3: planet named THEA, came along and salammed into planet Earth.
- 37:21Speaker 3: I mean, baby boom, I mean it sounded like those
- 37:26Speaker 3: two balloons that Christy Noome's husband's got popping, you know. Boom,
- 37:29Speaker 3: just boom, and debris went all through the universe, child,
- 37:37Speaker 3: and out of that debris came our moon. Yes, sir,
- 37:42Speaker 3: In fact, the core of the Moon is made of
- 37:46Speaker 3: the same stuff as the core of planet Earth. Because
- 37:50Speaker 3: the Moon was part of Earth and THEA the they
- 37:54Speaker 3: combined sort of, So that's how we got the Moon.
- 37:58Speaker 3: And we got two of them. After a few thousand years,
- 38:01Speaker 3: the second one just spun off into space said I'm
- 38:04Speaker 3: out of here bye, But our moon stayed. Did you
- 38:09Speaker 3: all know that the Moon moves away from Earth every year,
- 38:13Speaker 3: and one day it will, in fact spin out of
- 38:16Speaker 3: our orbit. We won't have a moon. You won't be alive.
- 38:19Speaker 3: Share might be, but you won't be I won't be.
- 38:24Speaker 3: And did you know. Okay, so look at your fingernails. Okay,
- 38:29Speaker 3: look at your fingernails. When you cut your nails again,
- 38:33Speaker 3: when they get a little long and you cut them,
- 38:36Speaker 3: that's the amount that the moon moved away from the
- 38:40Speaker 3: planet in that time frame. So if you cut your
- 38:45Speaker 3: nails all the way down and then in a month
- 38:48Speaker 3: cut your nails again, that much of the nail that
- 38:53Speaker 3: you cut off is about how far the Moon has
- 38:56Speaker 3: moved away, because it moves away about the same speed
- 39:01Speaker 3: as your nails grow, so one day it won't be there.
- 39:06Speaker 3: So it makes sense that there are rare Earth minerals
- 39:10Speaker 3: on the Moon since the Moon came from the Earth.
- 39:15Speaker 3: I know a lot of you don't know that, but
- 39:18Speaker 3: I do because I'm an astronomer. I have a telescope
- 39:21Speaker 3: and I've spent many many a night staring up at planets.
- 39:25Speaker 3: Oh after Andrew died, I was always in the backyard,
- 39:29Speaker 3: and I think part of me. I know this sounds odd,
- 39:33Speaker 3: but I was searching the galaxy for him, you know.
- 39:37Speaker 3: I was like, maybe he's out there somewhere. I love Saturn.
- 39:41Speaker 3: I love looking at Saturn. It makes me so happy
- 39:43Speaker 3: to look at Saturn and its moons. I love the rings.
- 39:47Speaker 3: I know how they were created. I know, and one
- 39:49Speaker 3: of the most incredible photographs I have ever seen was
- 39:54Speaker 3: taken from the other side of Saturn by voyager or
- 39:58Speaker 3: one of the probes and and in the rings of Saturn,
- 40:02Speaker 3: in the upper left ring, you can see Earth and
- 40:06Speaker 3: it's just this little, tiny fucking speck just in the
- 40:10Speaker 3: corner of the rings. Looking at the universe made me
- 40:16Speaker 3: so aware of how insignificant we are. Donald Trump doesn't
- 40:22Speaker 3: mean shit. Okay, we are a tiny speck amongst billions
- 40:31Speaker 3: of other tiny specks in a universe filled with tiny specks.
- 40:38Speaker 3: We are dust particles on the back of a mite.
- 40:43Speaker 3: We're nothing. We're nothing in the grand universal scale. We
- 40:49Speaker 3: ain't shit. All this self importance of humans will be gone.
- 40:54Speaker 3: Dinosaurs lasted far longer than humans are going to last.
- 40:59Speaker 3: Distores we're around for millions of years. Humans ain't been
- 41:04Speaker 3: around but for a couple hundred thousand. I mean, we're
- 41:08Speaker 3: relatively new, and we're already on our path to extinction.
- 41:12Speaker 3: So we're not a great species. We're not going to last.
- 41:18Speaker 3: And the notion that we need to explore space as
- 41:21Speaker 3: another home for us is ridiculous. We should take care
- 41:24Speaker 3: of this one. Carl Sagan believed that we should not
- 41:29Speaker 3: have manned spaceflights, that only robots and things should go
- 41:32Speaker 3: to space, and we should spend all of our efforts
- 41:35Speaker 3: trying to make planet Earth grate. So we're going to
- 41:39Speaker 3: the Moon for money. The United States wants to lay
- 41:43Speaker 3: a claim, start in our a moon base, and at
- 41:46Speaker 3: that moon base they'll do two things. Mine for minerals
- 41:51Speaker 3: that are worth something, and prepare a base that can
- 41:55Speaker 3: then launch off to Mars, because for some reason we're
- 41:58Speaker 3: determined to go to Mars, an inhospitable planet. You know,
- 42:02Speaker 3: there are moons around Jupiter like Io that are far
- 42:06Speaker 3: more hospitable to humans. And Io has all the makings
- 42:10Speaker 3: of life, all of it. It's spewing organic matter into
- 42:14Speaker 3: the atmosphere or into the galaxy. Io is Oh. I know,
- 42:19Speaker 3: I am an astronomer. I know so much about the
- 42:23Speaker 3: planets and our galaxy, and I know the only reason
- 42:26Speaker 3: we care about the Moon is because there's money in it.
- 42:30Speaker 3: You know. I used to watch Space nineteen ninety nine,
- 42:33Speaker 3: and I fully believe that it went by not you know,
- 42:35Speaker 3: it was on in the seventies, and I fully believe
- 42:38Speaker 3: that by the nineties we would have a moon base.
- 42:41Speaker 3: I've always thought it would be a great place for prisoners.
- 42:45Speaker 3: I mean, they can't escape. Wouldn't it be great? We
- 42:49Speaker 3: could save a fortune, we would you know, these lifers
- 42:53Speaker 3: that are murderers and felons that are just beyond you know,
- 42:57Speaker 3: beyond redemption. Send them to the moon. We'll never see
- 43:02Speaker 3: them again. And guess what, they can't escape, they go outside,
- 43:07Speaker 3: they die. So we're going to the moon for money,
- 43:14Speaker 3: Make no mistake. I have a racist friend at the
- 43:17Speaker 3: park and today she said, did you see the astronauts.
- 43:19Speaker 3: They made a big deal about one being a black
- 43:22Speaker 3: person and one being a Canadian and one being a woman.
- 43:25Speaker 3: What about the white guy? I said, well, technically the
- 43:27Speaker 3: Canadian's a white guy. She goes, yeah, But why do
- 43:29Speaker 3: they have to make a big deal because of the
- 43:31Speaker 3: black guy? I said, because there's been very few black astronauts.
- 43:35Speaker 3: Well why is that, I said, racism, and she said, no,
- 43:41Speaker 3: it's because they didn't qualify. They're not as smart as
- 43:43Speaker 3: we are. Oh god, I mean, she's a sweet old lady,
- 43:48Speaker 3: but you know she's she's you know, And yes, I
- 43:53Speaker 3: know we are explorers. I know that we like to,
- 43:57Speaker 3: you know, go out to the world. But the amber,
- 44:02Speaker 3: what's wrong? Oh, I'm sorry, there's another dog out there.
- 44:07Speaker 3: I guess I shouldn't leave the front door open. But
- 44:09Speaker 3: it's only like sixty eight degrees outside, and I thought, oh,
- 44:12Speaker 3: fresh air. But Amber can't handle the neighbor's dog coming
- 44:15Speaker 3: and going. Obviously she's out there making noises like a seal. Amber,
- 44:19Speaker 3: you sound like a seal. Yeah, you sound like a seal.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Little girl, You're not a seal. You're a dog. Okay,
- 44:28Speaker 3: you're not seal. You get no kisses from roses. So
- 44:32Speaker 3: you know, the Moon is there, and we're going to
- 44:35Speaker 3: go exploit it. Who knows, we may fuck it up.
- 44:39Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of science fiction where we go
- 44:41Speaker 3: to the Moon and we totally fuck it up, and
- 44:44Speaker 3: then it goes off it's orbit and come you know
- 44:46Speaker 3: it's coming to crash into us or it spins out.
- 44:50Speaker 3: Without the moon, we have no tides, honey, So you
- 44:53Speaker 3: know we better not fuck up the Moon. I mean,
- 44:56Speaker 3: we fucked up this planet. What makes us think we're
- 44:58Speaker 3: going to take care of the moon. That's my problem
- 45:01Speaker 3: with space exploration. Yes we are explorers, but we fuck
- 45:06Speaker 3: up everything we do. Everywhere we explore, we destroy everywhere.
- 45:15Speaker 3: Look at our planet. We have completely destroyed our planet,
- 45:20Speaker 3: the weather system, the ability of us to live on it.
- 45:24Speaker 3: We've destroyed it. So we'll just go destroy another planet
- 45:29Speaker 3: and another planet after that. You know, if I were
- 45:32Speaker 3: an alien and a human, you know, came to my planet,
- 45:36Speaker 3: I'd probably kill him or tell them to go home,
- 45:41Speaker 3: and tell other humans to not come back, or they'll
- 45:44Speaker 3: be harmed, because the worst thing that could happen to
- 45:47Speaker 3: an alien civilization is to meet a human. We destroy
- 45:51Speaker 3: everything we touch, so we're not a great species. We're
- 45:56Speaker 3: not a species that should be spreading out into the galaxy.
- 46:00Speaker 3: We're a plague and the galaxy won't treat us kindly.
- 46:04Speaker 3: You wait and see, aren't you the oneston planet Earth? Well, yes,
- 46:08Speaker 3: didn't you destroy your planet and destroy nature and kill
- 46:11Speaker 3: all the animals and eat them? And you're barbaric. I've
- 46:16Speaker 3: watched the Twilight Zone, I've seen Black Mirror. I know
- 46:19Speaker 3: how this goes. But we're going Artemis is fueled up.
- 46:26Speaker 3: It's gonna shoot out into space like a giant phallic symbol.
- 46:29Speaker 3: It's gonna circle the Moon in preparation for us going
- 46:32Speaker 3: back and landing on it. I see no need, but
- 46:37Speaker 3: big business does. It's like diamonds. Do you know we
- 46:41Speaker 3: have found asteroids that are solid diamond We have found them,
- 46:46Speaker 3: we know they exist, and you know why we won't
- 46:49Speaker 3: bring any of it here, because the minute we did,
- 46:53Speaker 3: our diamond market would completely devalue, just completely. You know,
- 46:58Speaker 3: all of our water came from space planet Earth. When
- 47:02Speaker 3: thea hid it, there was no water. We did not
- 47:06Speaker 3: have water on Earth for millions and millions of years.
- 47:09Speaker 3: Our water came from asteroids from the Kuiper Belt. We
- 47:14Speaker 3: have matched the water on Planet Earth to water from
- 47:17Speaker 3: asteroids from the Kuiper Belt. That's where our water came from.
- 47:21Speaker 3: And so did the building blocks for life. They were
- 47:25Speaker 3: not on planet Earth. Everything that we love about our
- 47:30Speaker 3: planet came here from space, including us. We are stardust.
- 47:36Speaker 3: We are literally stardust. Sodium, magnesium, calcium. These are all
- 47:42Speaker 3: things found inside asteroids and inside comets, and every day
- 47:48Speaker 3: those things fall from the universe onto Planet Earth. Every
- 47:53Speaker 3: day the Earth is showered in things in stardust. And
- 47:58Speaker 3: that's who we are. We are made up of that.
- 48:01Speaker 3: We are made up of stardust. We are not from
- 48:04Speaker 3: planet Earth. We Planet Earth was the mixing bowl. It's
- 48:10Speaker 3: like saying your cake is from the mixing bowl. It's not.
- 48:15Speaker 3: Planet Earth was the mixing bowl. Water came here from
- 48:18Speaker 3: the Kuiper Belt. Other organisms came here from other places
- 48:22Speaker 3: in space. They all got together down by a lava
- 48:25Speaker 3: tube at the bottom of the ocean, and wila, here
- 48:28Speaker 3: we are. But we're not originally from here. We're all aliens.
- 48:33Speaker 3: That's why when they all say, oh, they're an illegal alien,
- 48:35Speaker 3: we're allegal aliens. We're all aliens. We did not come
- 48:39Speaker 3: from this planet. How do I know? Because we are
- 48:41Speaker 3: ninety plus percent water, and water is not indigenous to
- 48:46Speaker 3: this planet. Okay, So how can an organism that needs water,
- 48:54Speaker 3: that is made of water come from a planet with
- 48:58Speaker 3: no water? We didn't. And that's just science. I know
- 49:04Speaker 3: it boggles some of your minds, it really does. Our
- 49:09Speaker 3: diamond market has tanked due to lab created diamonds. Why.
- 49:13Speaker 3: I love the idea of creating diamonds in a lab.
- 49:16Speaker 3: You know, this whole idea of rare you know, of
- 49:18Speaker 3: expensive gems. I love my diamond that Andrew gave me.
- 49:21Speaker 3: It's two carrots and it's fabulous. It's worth ten grand
- 49:24Speaker 3: I love it. But I've never seen the value in
- 49:30Speaker 3: rocks like I love. My favorite are rubies and emeralds.
- 49:37Speaker 3: Those are my favorite. I should get a ruby ring.
- 49:39Speaker 3: I love rubies. I adore rubies and sapphires and emeralds diamonds,
- 49:47Speaker 3: but rubies and sapphires and emeralds, Oh my god, I
- 49:51Speaker 3: love them. They're so pretty. The red ones those are rubies,
- 49:55Speaker 3: the green ones, emeralds, sapphires. Oh, they're gorgeous, more so
- 50:00Speaker 3: than a diamond. A diamond is just this bright, shiny
- 50:03Speaker 3: little mirror ball. And I love my diamond. But I
- 50:05Speaker 3: love because it came from Andrew. He picked it out,
- 50:08Speaker 3: he had it flown here. He literally had a diamond
- 50:11Speaker 3: flown here to make sure that it was not a
- 50:13Speaker 3: blood diamond. He bought it from a jeweler in Israel
- 50:18Speaker 3: and had it flown to America. My diamond. Yeah, so
- 50:23Speaker 3: you know, I've never been one for that kind of bling.
- 50:26Speaker 3: But hey, so we'll see what's on the moon, what
- 50:30Speaker 3: we can mine, what we can rape and pillage, and
- 50:32Speaker 3: then once the moon is used up, we'll go to
- 50:34Speaker 3: another planet. What we do, go to planet, rape and
- 50:38Speaker 3: pillage them and then leave. That's what we're trying to
- 50:41Speaker 3: do with this rape and pillage it.
- 50:44Speaker 4: Lee.
- 51:02Speaker 2: Now it's shore side.
- 51:08Speaker 3: Remember the coup is at your handle. Remember the coup.
- 51:11Speaker 3: He said, who the hell is this guy? I'm your daddy, Baby,
- 51:15Speaker 3: I'm your friend, I'm your lover. I'm the one you
- 51:18Speaker 3: should discover. I'm the queen. Oh the bitch is back.
- 51:23Speaker 3: Oh yes, I am the queen. That's who I am.
- 51:26Speaker 3: You don't know who I am? Do your fucking research, roube.
- 51:30Speaker 3: I've been on the radio for thirty fucking years. Who
- 51:33Speaker 3: are you? That's a better question. Don't ask who's this guy.
- 51:37Speaker 3: This guy's got a Wikipedia page, this guy's got an
- 51:40Speaker 3: online bio. There are more articles online by me and
- 51:43Speaker 3: about me than almost anybody on the planet. Who the
- 51:46Speaker 3: fuck are you? Come in my chatroom asking who I am?
- 51:50Speaker 3: It's my chat room, it's my channel. Who the fuck
- 51:53Speaker 3: are you? Anyway? So President Trump tonight is going to
- 51:58Speaker 3: come to the nation and lie I won in Iran,
- 52:00Speaker 3: and Iran was the best. It's the biggie. It's a
- 52:04Speaker 3: There's never been such a war. Oh what a war
- 52:07Speaker 3: this has been. Never in the histories have wars, has
- 52:10Speaker 3: there been a more successful war than the war? Oh wait,
- 52:12Speaker 3: it's not a war. I'm sorry. Let me rephrase. Never
- 52:16Speaker 3: in the history of excursions has there been a more
- 52:19Speaker 3: successful excursion than the one we just did in Iran?
- 52:22Speaker 3: And we didn't go there for Israel, all of you
- 52:25Speaker 3: saying we went there for Israel. We didn't go there
- 52:27Speaker 3: for Israel. That's what he's gonna say tonight if he's
- 52:32Speaker 3: if he can get out from the Supreme Court. I mean,
- 52:34Speaker 3: there's a lot of steps, and they're not half steps
- 52:38Speaker 3: like he now walks up for Air Force one because
- 52:40Speaker 3: he's infirm. So I don't know how he's gonna get
- 52:43Speaker 3: out of the Supreme Court. Are they gonna take him
- 52:45Speaker 3: down a ramp?
- 52:46Speaker 4: Maybe?
- 52:47Speaker 3: Probably, because God knows he can't walk anymore. He can waddle.
- 52:51Speaker 3: He got that presidential waddle going on. But you know,
- 52:55Speaker 3: Joe Biden could beat the fuck out of Donald Trump
- 52:59Speaker 3: in a race. I guarantee you, I guarantee you prostate
- 53:03Speaker 3: cancer and all. Put Joe Biden on a bicycle and
- 53:07Speaker 3: put Donald Trump on a bicycle, I guarantee you Joe
- 53:10Speaker 3: Biden can ride further and faster than Donald Trump. I
- 53:14Speaker 3: love how Maga always makes fun of sleepy Joe Biden
- 53:18Speaker 3: and your zombie president Joe Biden, and they literally support
- 53:22Speaker 3: a guy that shits his pants and a diaper in
- 53:24Speaker 3: the Oval office. Okay, Joe Biden could make it to
- 53:28Speaker 3: the bathroom Okay, he did not have to wear a
- 53:31Speaker 3: diaper Donald Trump does. Joe Biden could walk up the
- 53:35Speaker 3: stairs of Air Force one. Oh, he tripped every so often.
- 53:38Speaker 3: He's fucking eighty years old. You'll trip at eighty two.
- 53:41Speaker 3: Donald Trump had to have the stairs redone to halfsteps.
- 53:46Speaker 3: And these people act like he is in some way
- 53:49Speaker 3: healthier than Joe Biden. Joe Biden had a stutter. Donald
- 53:55Speaker 3: Trump has dementia. So tonight he'll go out and prove
- 54:00Speaker 3: how demented he is. He'll lie a lot, and then
- 54:05Speaker 3: it'll be over. And then the media will, the British
- 54:08Speaker 3: media BBC and the world's media will pick apart all
- 54:12Speaker 3: of his lies, and the American media will just gobble
- 54:16Speaker 3: it up. He is right about how ineffective the American
- 54:20Speaker 3: media has become, and that's because his friends own most
- 54:24Speaker 3: of it. You know CBS News, Well they might as
- 54:29Speaker 3: well take the word news out of CBS, so the
- 54:32Speaker 3: two shouldn't even be equated anymore. You know, it's become
- 54:36Speaker 3: Fox News light, but even Fox News. Several commentators have
- 54:41Speaker 3: talked about how unpopular he is, how his policies don't
- 54:44Speaker 3: make sense, how he's responsible for the bad economy, so
- 54:48Speaker 3: even his friends at Fox are turning against him. So
- 54:52Speaker 3: that's what's gonna happen. And you know, Congress, Look, he
- 54:55Speaker 3: just got told to stop building the ballroom. Why because
- 55:00Speaker 3: only Congress can approve changes to the White House. He
- 55:04Speaker 3: seems to think that by executive order he can rule
- 55:08Speaker 3: the world. He can't. And a judge yesterday said, WHOA
- 55:12Speaker 3: only Congress can approve this stop only Congress can approve. Well,
- 55:17Speaker 3: the bigger problem here is not Donald Trump, it's Congress.
- 55:22Speaker 3: Every Republican hopefully will be removed. Every Republican up for
- 55:27Speaker 3: reelection in the midterms hopefully will be removed because they're
- 55:31Speaker 3: not doing their job. Not that the Democrats are doing
- 55:36Speaker 3: much better, they're not meeting the moment. They're not, and
- 55:41Speaker 3: they think the way to meet the moment is to
- 55:43Speaker 3: stop talking about divisive issues.
- 55:46Speaker 4: Wrong.
- 55:48Speaker 3: We need more Mendamis, that's what we need. We need
- 55:52Speaker 3: democratic socialism, that's what we need. Mandamie is a wonderful person.
- 55:57Speaker 3: If I if he could run for president, I'd totally
- 56:00Speaker 3: vote for him. He's really great and he's done more
- 56:04Speaker 3: in his short time in New York than any other
- 56:07Speaker 3: politician has done for their city or state. We need
- 56:11Speaker 3: more of him. So Democrats, old Democrats, Chuck Schumer go home.
- 56:17Speaker 3: You know, all the old Democrats should just go home
- 56:21Speaker 3: and let some younger Memdami types come in, because that's
- 56:25Speaker 3: what we need. We need people who will challenge MAGA
- 56:31Speaker 3: on their like James Tallerico, wonderful guy. Love him. I
- 56:36Speaker 3: don't like how religious he is, but he doesn't want
- 56:38Speaker 3: me to force it on me, so okay, you know
- 56:43Speaker 3: I like him. I like him a lot. We need
- 56:46Speaker 3: more of those. We need more people who can look
- 56:49Speaker 3: at conservatives and play their game. As Lauren Bobert was
- 56:53Speaker 3: spouting religion at him, he turned it right around on
- 56:56Speaker 3: her and made her look like an idiot on the
- 56:58Speaker 3: Bill Maher show, which you know, it isn't that hard
- 57:02Speaker 3: to make Lauren Bobert look like an idiot. She pretty
- 57:04Speaker 3: much does it to herself. But he really did a
- 57:07Speaker 3: great job. So we need more Democrats like that because
- 57:11Speaker 3: Congress is possibly the most inept and duplicitous body on
- 57:18Speaker 3: the planet right now. It is their fault. Iran is
- 57:21Speaker 3: Congress's fault. They could have stopped the president, they didn't.
- 57:26Speaker 3: The White House being torn down the East Wing. Congress's fault.
- 57:30Speaker 3: Him trying to rename every building with his name on it.
- 57:32Speaker 3: Congress's fault. They're the reason Donald Trump is behaving the
- 57:37Speaker 3: way that he is. He has a child and he
- 57:40Speaker 3: has no parenting. Right now, Congress is supposed to be
- 57:43Speaker 3: mom and dad. They're not, and I hope that they
- 57:47Speaker 3: end up getting thrown out on their keysters, all of them.
- 57:52Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind if we had five hundred plus new members,
- 57:57Speaker 3: so on both sides. And no one should be over
- 58:00Speaker 3: fifty in Congress. Nobody go home at that point. You
- 58:05Speaker 3: can be president in your sixties and even in your seventies,
- 58:08Speaker 3: but Congress, nah, under fifty. Then go back to your life.
- 58:14Speaker 3: And no one should be in Congress longer than ten years.
- 58:17Speaker 3: Nobody period, end of story. Ten years. That's it. After that,
- 58:22Speaker 3: go back to your life. The founders never intended for
- 58:26Speaker 3: people to be in Congress one thousand years, as Mitch
- 58:29Speaker 3: McConnell have to be held up. He's like weekend at Burnings. Now,
- 58:33Speaker 3: I am CORELVI who you want to be, son, don't
- 58:35Speaker 3: hurt anybody. We'll see you tomorrow thirty for the final
- 58:37Speaker 3: show of the week. I hope you all have a
- 58:39Speaker 3: really great time.
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