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- 1:02Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up.
- 1:04Speaker 2: Woo, woo.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
- 1:11Speaker 3: I have your two favorites, Sarah Klona, Chris Frangiola, together.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Thank you for driving down.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 1:19Speaker 3: I understand, Chris, you drove because you didn't listen to
- 1:22Speaker 3: the route that Sarah told you to take.
- 1:24Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess.
- 1:25Speaker 3: I mean, they came in just like very heated and
- 1:30Speaker 3: there's nothing I hate more than conversations about the route
- 1:32Speaker 3: that you took, different freeways, one-on-one versus the five versus
- 1:36Speaker 3: the four or five.
- 1:37Speaker 5: Well, if he would have taken the 405, you wouldn't
- 1:39Speaker 5: have had to hear about any of it.
- 1:40Speaker 6: I mean, honestly, it was like driving with my mother.
- 1:43Speaker 6: It was every time I pressed the brakes, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- 1:50Speaker 4: A lot of that. Oh, what could possibly be happening?
- 1:54Speaker 4: Why is there traffic? Why is there traffic? I don't
- 1:57Speaker 4: understand it. She's been in Los Angeles 30 years. It's traffic.
- 2:01Speaker 4: That's just the way it is.
- 2:02Speaker 5: That's not true. I was on my phone, and once
- 2:04Speaker 5: in a while I would look up and hold on
- 2:06Speaker 5: for dear life right when he was about to plow
- 2:08Speaker 5: into the back of a truck.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm looking around. There's a lot to see.
- 2:12Speaker 3: They both came in looking cute. They both have white
- 2:15Speaker 3: pants on.
- 2:16Speaker 4: White pants, yeah.
- 2:16Speaker 3: We didn't even plan that. It's beautiful out. Some days
- 2:20Speaker 3: it's cloudy. It's beautiful today, so we want to get there.
- 2:22Speaker 3: To our happy hour. So let's get through the topics.
- 2:25Speaker 4: That's what we're here for. We're only here for our lunch.
- 2:28Speaker 4: We didn't drive.
- 2:29Speaker 5: Down here to do the podcast. We just figured we'd
- 2:31Speaker 5: get a nice bonus happy hour out of it.
- 2:33Speaker 3: Lots of juicy things to talk about. And one of
- 2:36Speaker 3: our favorite subjects to talk about is all the shit
- 2:39Speaker 3: that's going on with your girl. I know.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Wild. Now it's gotten into... You know, did you see
- 2:45Speaker 4: the end of the one... uh, post where she was
- 2:47Speaker 4: just like, you know what I like rat tattooing. Did
- 2:50Speaker 4: you see that?
- 2:51Speaker 3: That was like last week.
- 2:52Speaker 4: Like last week.
- 2:53Speaker 3: I feel like sometimes she's watching like a movie and
- 2:57Speaker 3: then she like plays it. And then she's, it's just like, Oh,
- 3:00Speaker 3: I love this part of the movie. I just saw
- 3:02Speaker 3: something else where she like featured, um, she showed, I guess,
- 3:05Speaker 3: Michelle Pfeiffer when she was cat woman.
- 3:07Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
- 3:07Speaker 3: And then she was like, meow.
- 3:09Speaker 4: And like, And she's watching it. Oh, does she not
- 3:11Speaker 4: have new movies? Like, these movies are all 20 years old.
- 3:15Speaker 3: I don't know. But what's going on right now? The
- 3:18Speaker 3: latest is BuzzFeed just said this. Britney Spears leaked the
- 3:22Speaker 3: alarming text messages she sent to her mom, friend, and
- 3:25Speaker 3: lawyer in 2019 when she was being held in a
- 3:28Speaker 3: mental health facility against her will, where she was asking
- 3:31Speaker 3: to change her lithium and what do you think? And
- 3:34Speaker 3: then now the mom is like, what? I just want
- 3:35Speaker 3: to see you. And then, um, yeah, there, what was
- 3:39Speaker 3: the Sam Lufty thing? Oh, okay.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Okay.
- 3:45Speaker 3: Anyway. So what are we thinking about all this weirdness? Oh,
- 3:48Speaker 3: he's Sam Lufty. Let me say he, he's always tweeting stuff.
- 3:52Speaker 3: As you know, Sam Lutfi, Lutfi, I always say wrong.
- 3:56Speaker 3: He was the manager and we thought they were romantic. Um,
- 4:01Speaker 3: I think, I don't know his sexuality, but I don't
- 4:05Speaker 3: think they were ever romantic. But, you know, he is
- 4:09Speaker 3: now like, now you think I was such a bad guy?
- 4:11Speaker 3: Clearly I was like letting her, you know, live her
- 4:14Speaker 3: life and you guys try to get me out. So
- 4:16Speaker 3: he's always like trying to expose the shittiness that her
- 4:19Speaker 3: family did. So he just wrote, I have all the receipts.
- 4:24Speaker 3: Brittany is 100% right. Lynn Spears is playing the same
- 4:28Speaker 3: card she did back then. She's using the same words
- 4:31Speaker 3: she used in 08 to trap her and enslave her.
- 4:34Speaker 3: I feel as she fell for it and got stabbed
- 4:36Speaker 3: in the back myself. Lynn Spears is always a trap.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Once a snake emoji, always a snake emoji.
- 4:43Speaker 7: Wow.
- 4:43Speaker 3: Because it's an emoji. I know.
- 4:45Speaker 5: I just like that.
- 4:46Speaker 3: It's a snake emoji.
- 4:47Speaker 5: Yeah. Now, he, I feel like, She doesn't talk to
- 4:52Speaker 5: him though anymore, right? He's just taking it like his
- 4:54Speaker 5: own personal mission to say.
- 4:56Speaker 3: To like clear his name. But then like I've asked him.
- 4:58Speaker 3: And he has her back, right? I mean, yes. But
- 5:01Speaker 3: then I've like, you know, he wasn't at the wedding.
- 5:03Speaker 3: They don't hang out. There's no photos of them talking.
- 5:05Speaker 3: I've reached out to him and been like, come on
- 5:08Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop. It's my understanding that he has signed so
- 5:11Speaker 3: many like NDAs. He can't do anything. Or maybe he's
- 5:13Speaker 3: saving it.
- 5:14Speaker 4: For a book.
- 5:14Speaker 3: I don't know what his deal is, but all, I
- 5:17Speaker 3: don't know what he does besides tweet some stuff. And
- 5:20Speaker 3: then this other girl, I just noticed that she wrote
- 5:22Speaker 3: back to him. Why did you ask Lynn to step
- 5:24Speaker 3: in and be the conservator instead of Jamie, the dad
- 5:28Speaker 3: back then? You know, it's like, I can't keep track
- 5:31Speaker 3: of it. I know. I just, I mean, let's just
- 5:34Speaker 3: be honest. I think it all leads to my family
- 5:36Speaker 3: had a lot of fun without me. They got to
- 5:39Speaker 3: drink coffee.
- 5:40Speaker 4: She keeps talking about coffee.
- 5:42Speaker 3: I know.
- 5:43Speaker 6: She loves the smell of it. She loves the taste
- 5:46Speaker 6: of it. She wasn't allowed to have it.
- 5:47Speaker 3: She wasn't allowed to have coffee. She wasn't allowed to
- 5:49Speaker 3: have a glass of wine, take a ride in her car,
- 5:51Speaker 3: fuck her boyfriend.
- 5:52Speaker 4: Right.
- 5:52Speaker 3: None of it. Sitting on couch. She couldn't do anything.
- 5:55Speaker 5: She couldn't have coffee during the conservatorship?
- 5:58Speaker 4: No. She loved... She was just... But she does... It
- 6:00Speaker 4: does smell nice if you get like a nice cup.
- 6:02Speaker 4: Sometimes she actually said she likes to smell more than
- 6:04Speaker 4: to taste. She did say that. And then she ratatouille.
- 6:08Speaker 5: She likes ratatouille.
- 6:09Speaker 4: This all came in like one... Is that how she
- 6:10Speaker 4: signs off? Just ratatouille now?
- 6:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:13Speaker 3: I don't know. But she's... Really going after the mom
- 6:16Speaker 3: and everybody just saying, like, you were never there for me.
- 6:19Speaker 3: And we know that. We know that she... I don't
- 6:22Speaker 3: understand why it keeps coming up, but I guess there's
- 6:24Speaker 3: a whole bunch of more... There's a whole bunch of
- 6:27Speaker 3: things coming up legally that... some judges looking at, honestly,
- 6:31Speaker 3: I can't keep track of it.
- 6:32Speaker 6: She did say that the mother, which I never understood this.
- 6:36Speaker 6: She said that there used to be pictures up of
- 6:38Speaker 6: the entire family in the kitchen.
- 6:39Speaker 4: Did you read that?
- 6:40Speaker 3: Okay. That was part of, yes.
- 6:42Speaker 4: And she said, but every time people came over, you
- 6:44Speaker 4: took the pictures of me down.
- 6:46Speaker 3: This is okay. I'm going to say something and the
- 6:48Speaker 3: fans are not going to like this, that particular part
- 6:51Speaker 3: where you're talking about. So she says in this long
- 6:54Speaker 3: post to her mom, she's like, Every night I'd go
- 6:57Speaker 3: to bed, I would put a photo of myself up
- 7:00Speaker 3: and then I'd wake up the next morning to no coffee. Yeah.
- 7:03Speaker 3: And the photo is gone. You would put it away
- 7:06Speaker 3: every night. I just don't believe that. Yeah. That seems
- 7:11Speaker 3: like somebody in their own head being like, I didn't
- 7:15Speaker 3: get any Christmas presents growing up and my little sister
- 7:18Speaker 3: got more. Like it feels really like in a strange
- 7:22Speaker 3: way you're rewriting like– I understand what happened with the conservatorship,
- 7:27Speaker 3: but really, you're at your daughter's house, you're all together
- 7:31Speaker 3: and hanging out, and the mom wakes up early and
- 7:34Speaker 3: is like, let me put all these pictures down of Britney.
- 7:37Speaker 3: In her head, I think she thinks that happened because
- 7:40Speaker 3: that was a way to make her feel bad and
- 7:41Speaker 3: make her go crazy. I think there's a lot in
- 7:45Speaker 3: her mental illness where There's some parts where she is
- 7:48Speaker 3: remembering things wrong. That's my personal opinion.
- 7:51Speaker 7: Oh, I'm sure.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Because I think that's very bizarre, the photo thing.
- 7:54Speaker 5: Or maybe the mom just did it to fuck with
- 7:56Speaker 5: her because she's a psycho.
- 7:57Speaker 3: I mean, that's also possible. That's what someone else could think.
- 7:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Like a gaslighting thing. Like, what are you talking about?
- 8:02Speaker 5: Yeah, the picture is here.
- 8:03Speaker 3: I never put the picture, yeah.
- 8:04Speaker 5: Which is creepy.
- 8:06Speaker 6: And what is with all the nudes? Like, why are
- 8:09Speaker 6: there so many fully... Now, I saw her on the bed.
- 8:12Speaker 6: I don't know if she was on vacation in Hawaii,
- 8:15Speaker 6: but now she's rolling around fully nude on the bed.
- 8:18Speaker 3: I know. Normally, it's reserved for the sand.
- 8:20Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in the sand.
- 8:21Speaker 3: Now it's the bed, and then she's like, I put...
- 8:24Speaker 3: Here's a little secret. I put the phone on a
- 8:26Speaker 3: book and rolled around on the.
- 8:29Speaker 6: Oh, so it's not the husband taking the pictures.
- 8:32Speaker 3: No.
- 8:34Speaker 5: Well, the bed is a better place to do it
- 8:36Speaker 5: because you can get sand in like some really weird places.
- 8:38Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:39Speaker 5: That's a good point. At least she's, you know.
- 8:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:43Speaker 5: Not having to worry about that anymore.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Right.
- 8:45Speaker 3: And then I get it. Like she obviously likes the
- 8:47Speaker 3: 45 million people responding, but like then you can't bitch
- 8:50Speaker 3: and say, why don't you all just leave me alone?
- 8:53Speaker 3: We could easily leave you alone if you just want
- 8:55Speaker 3: to not post anymore.
- 8:57Speaker 6: If you have to look for an emoji to put
- 9:00Speaker 6: over your butthole, because there's several where she puts it like,
- 9:02Speaker 6: I don't know, peach or something.
- 9:04Speaker 4: Over her butthole. I feel like you should be like,
- 9:06Speaker 4: I shouldn't post this picture.
- 9:07Speaker 3: That should be a sign.
- 9:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I shouldn't even post this picture at all.
- 9:10Speaker 6: The fact that I'm having to look for the right
- 9:12Speaker 6: vegetable to put over my butthole.
- 9:14Speaker 3: And what emoji do you think is the best butthole cover?
- 9:18Speaker 3: You know what? I don't think it's a snake.
- 9:20Speaker 4: No.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Because that's like you imagine a snake coming out of
- 9:22Speaker 3: your butthole. You have to think of one.
- 9:24Speaker 4: We're going in.
- 9:25Speaker 3: I think a heart, a peach, a smiley face.
- 9:28Speaker 5: What about the poo-poo one?
- 9:30Speaker 4: Oh, that's, yeah.
- 9:31Speaker 3: A little too on those.
- 9:32Speaker 4: A little too on the butthole. I'm going to have
- 9:36Speaker 4: to go with peach. I like peach.
- 9:37Speaker 3: I'm proud to say that in all of my social media.
- 9:40Speaker 4: Time- You never had to cover your butthole?
- 9:42Speaker 3: I have never taken off my top and gone water
- 9:45Speaker 3: skiing or skiing and been free the nipple. I've never
- 9:49Speaker 3: pushed for anything like that. I've never had to have
- 9:53Speaker 3: Brandon or Drake show me how to cover a nipple
- 9:57Speaker 3: with an emoji.
- 9:58Speaker 5: What would you use to cover I would think I
- 10:00Speaker 5: would do two fried eggs to cover my nipples.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Oh, that's clever.
- 10:03Speaker 3: That could be fun, right? Yeah.
- 10:05Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to do that tonight.
- 10:08Speaker 3: After happy hour. I would like to do two over-easy.
- 10:14Speaker 3: So it's like a little, it's not a full yellow
- 10:16Speaker 3: in the front.
- 10:17Speaker 4: It's like a turned over yellow. I don't know. I
- 10:19Speaker 4: don't know if the emojis, you can order them, you know,
- 10:22Speaker 4: the way you want them cooked.
- 10:23Speaker 5: No.
- 10:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:24Speaker 5: I think they just come as is.
- 10:25Speaker 4: Yeah, as is.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Anyway, there's just a lot going on with her.
- 10:29Speaker 6: But I did hear that she's going to be back
- 10:31Speaker 6: in the studio doing a song with Elton John. So
- 10:34Speaker 6: we might be getting, actually getting new Britney music, which
- 10:37Speaker 6: would be shocking.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Peter said, would you and Chris do your own version
- 10:43Speaker 3: of Of it.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Absolutely.
- 10:46Speaker 3: No, you know, it's going to be like, kind of
- 10:48Speaker 3: like the Dua Lipa thing.
- 10:49Speaker 7: Cold heart.
- 10:50Speaker 4: Cold, cold heart.
- 10:52Speaker 3: How does tiny dancer go? You sing a little tiny
- 10:54Speaker 3: dancer and I'm going to be her voice in the back. Um,
- 10:57Speaker 3: we have not practiced.
- 10:57Speaker 4: Hold me closer. Tiny dancer.
- 11:04Speaker 3: I don't even know the words.
- 11:05Speaker 4: On the highway.
- 11:07Speaker 3: On the highway. I don't know. You know, she sang
- 11:09Speaker 3: the other day and it, No one's going to like
- 11:11Speaker 3: me for this. It didn't sound good. Did you see
- 11:13Speaker 3: that one? No. She was in the dark singing.
- 11:15Speaker 4: I did see it. Oh, yes, I did.
- 11:16Speaker 3: It's fine, though. It's going to be good. They're going
- 11:19Speaker 3: to do a poppy part of it.
- 11:20Speaker 4: I'm sure. Oh, yeah.
- 11:22Speaker 3: I mean, it'll be huge. And the video is going
- 11:24Speaker 3: to be shot in her old house, obviously. I hope
- 11:27Speaker 3: they have access to that.
- 11:29Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean, or on her bed.
- 11:31Speaker 3: I hope she announces it with emojis of the dancing lady.
- 11:36Speaker 4: Oh, that would be great.
- 11:38Speaker 3: The little red dress.
- 11:38Speaker 4: Yeah, the little red dress.
- 11:40Speaker 3: Brittany... I think it's a lot of people sending me stuff.
- 11:43Speaker 3: I don't know if they think I, um, I'm not
- 11:46Speaker 3: talking about her nicely.
- 11:47Speaker 4: Or, or what?
- 11:48Speaker 6: Well, I think we talk about her to the best.
- 11:50Speaker 6: I mean, we're not clueless, which I think some people
- 11:53Speaker 6: would just go, go into it. Like she's perfectly normal
- 11:56Speaker 6: and everything's fine, which I don't think it is. So
- 11:59Speaker 6: I just think we're being real.
- 12:00Speaker 5: I found her like, you know, I, at least she
- 12:03Speaker 5: can do her, do it. You know what I mean?
- 12:05Speaker 3: Like she's.
- 12:06Speaker 4: Okay.
- 12:06Speaker 3: I found the post about the coffee and the photos. Okay.
- 12:10Speaker 3: I'm going to do my best Brittany, but, I'm grateful
- 12:13Speaker 3: for this day. I get to have a hot, fresh
- 12:16Speaker 3: cup of coffee. It's brewing at the moment. I like
- 12:19Speaker 3: the smell of it almost as much as the taste
- 12:20Speaker 3: of it. And then she did a monkey covering her eyes.
- 12:24Speaker 3: Reflecting back here are some pictures of my family. I'm
- 12:27Speaker 3: reflecting back because it was during COVID when the conservatorship
- 12:30Speaker 3: was still in place and I couldn't have the keys
- 12:32Speaker 3: to my car or leave my home. But as you
- 12:34Speaker 3: can see, my sister and my dad are out together
- 12:37Speaker 3: and my husband and his sisters are having coffee. I
- 12:40Speaker 3: just realized that she's a COVID narc. I just realized
- 12:43Speaker 3: there's a whole nother meaning to this. She is narking
- 12:46Speaker 3: out her family for going out during COVID.
- 12:48Speaker 4: Oh, wow. That is.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Wow. She's doing some narky 2020 COVID shit right here.
- 12:56Speaker 6: Britney Spears sounds a little bit like Dustin Hoffman in
- 12:59Speaker 6: Tootsie when he plays the woman.
- 13:01Speaker 4: Oh, really?
- 13:02Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing? Well, I'm not doing a great voice.
- 13:04Speaker 5: Oh my God, it does.
- 13:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:06Speaker 4: Sorry.
- 13:06Speaker 3: I haven't heard her speak much lately because we don't
- 13:10Speaker 3: hear her talk. We just see her dance. Um, anyway,
- 13:13Speaker 3: there we are with that. Uh, your girl.
- 13:17Speaker 4: Ghislaine Maxwell. She's having a time of her life.
- 13:20Speaker 3: She gets to transfer to a Florida prison, which sounds
- 13:23Speaker 3: a lot nicer than what she was. She was in
- 13:26Speaker 3: a really bad situation awaiting the trial. Now that she's
- 13:30Speaker 3: been convicted, she gets to enjoy movies, yoga, and the
- 13:34Speaker 3: Florida sun. I know.
- 13:36Speaker 5: Well, sun. Well, I guess they have like their outside
- 13:39Speaker 5: time or what? What did she get? 20 years? Is
- 13:41Speaker 5: that right?
- 13:41Speaker 3: I thought she got, can you look that up? I
- 13:43Speaker 3: thought she got like, I felt like she got life.
- 13:47Speaker 5: Okay.
- 13:47Speaker 4: Well, good.
- 13:48Speaker 5: Hopefully. But I wasn't sure.
- 13:50Speaker 3: I mean, is she ever going to spill the beans?
- 13:53Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 13:54Speaker 5: 20.
- 13:56Speaker 3: Oh, all right.
- 13:57Speaker 4: Well, 20 years yoga. She'll look great when she gets out.
- 14:02Speaker 3: So she'll be 80 when she gets out.
- 14:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:05Speaker 4: I mean, I.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Can't wait for her podcast from prison. Um, Jane Fonda
- 14:11Speaker 3: says her sex life got better with age. I know
- 14:14Speaker 3: what I want. You're 84. I hope. Yeah. Like what
- 14:19Speaker 3: the fuck? Do you remember when we went to the
- 14:21Speaker 3: party and she was there? We went to a party
- 14:23Speaker 3: with her there.
- 14:24Speaker 4: I do.
- 14:24Speaker 3: And she was with that guy that I had gone
- 14:27Speaker 3: on a date with.
- 14:28Speaker 4: Oh my God. Do you remember that?
- 14:29Speaker 3: Yes.
- 14:30Speaker 4: I remember that.
- 14:30Speaker 5: Wait, what?
- 14:32Speaker 4: Yes.
- 14:32Speaker 3: Okay. So we go to a party and she's there.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Jane Fonda, you were at the party.
- 14:37Speaker 4: Chelsea's house.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Yes.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Yes. You're at the party and I'm dying because her
- 14:43Speaker 3: boyfriend at the time is this former like record exec
- 14:47Speaker 3: that I ended up going on like two dates with
- 14:50Speaker 3: because my friend was dating his friend and he's was
- 14:55Speaker 3: way old, older for me at the time. He was
- 14:57Speaker 3: probably like 52 and I was like 26 at the time.
- 15:01Speaker 3: And my, and I was like, I don't know, he's
- 15:02Speaker 3: kind of old. And my friend's like, um, you're 20. No,
- 15:05Speaker 3: I was 27. Cause I remember she goes, you're 27.
- 15:07Speaker 3: You're like the oldest girl he's ever dated. I don't
- 15:09Speaker 3: even like you, you really need to go out with him.
- 15:11Speaker 3: He represented the Beatles or some old fucking. I remember
- 15:18Speaker 3: like go to the house. I see all like the
- 15:20Speaker 3: framed gold records and all this stuff. So anyone, when
- 15:23Speaker 3: I'm at the party, I'm like seeing, I'm seeing him
- 15:27Speaker 3: and we're like having eye contact. And I'm like, I
- 15:29Speaker 3: wonder if he remembers.
- 15:31Speaker 5: Did you say anything to him?
- 15:33Speaker 3: No, I like avoid, I just avoided them. Like, even though,
- 15:36Speaker 3: cause it was like a walk around party so you
- 15:38Speaker 3: could avoid people. But like, I was just thinking like,
- 15:42Speaker 3: she's boning him. And then, I mean, I don't know
- 15:44Speaker 3: how great the sack he was when he was, they
- 15:46Speaker 3: were both like, are.
- 15:47Speaker 4: They still together?
- 15:48Speaker 3: Who's our man now? Anybody she wants.
- 15:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Obviously. Yeah, they're broken up.
- 15:53Speaker 4: For sure they're broken up.
- 15:54Speaker 5: I hope that I look anything like her at her
- 15:56Speaker 5: age and that I still.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Her body is so banging.
- 15:59Speaker 5: It's so good. Her face, everything. And she still wants
- 16:02Speaker 5: to have sex.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Do it.
- 16:04Speaker 5: Good for her. I mean, I hope to have any
- 16:07Speaker 5: of that kind of.
- 16:09Speaker 3: Well, you have a lot of sex, but one thing
- 16:11Speaker 3: I know that you hope that doesn't happen is that
- 16:13Speaker 3: you go to the bathroom, have to take a shit
- 16:14Speaker 3: and a baby comes out. We had a nice fresh
- 16:19Speaker 3: one come out the other day. This girl said that,
- 16:23Speaker 3: first of all, she, it wasn't a situation that she
- 16:28Speaker 3: was like a bigger girl and she couldn't see it.
- 16:31Speaker 3: It was one of those where the baby is like growing, like,
- 16:33Speaker 3: I don't know, near your spinal cord or something because she,
- 16:35Speaker 3: She like passed all these things, tests. She was going
- 16:39Speaker 3: to be a stewardess or whatever, a flight attendant. And
- 16:42Speaker 3: I mean, and she just said she thought she had
- 16:45Speaker 3: her period every month. And then she went to the
- 16:48Speaker 3: bathroom thinking she was going to take a big shit
- 16:51Speaker 3: and got the shit out. Felt amazing.
- 16:53Speaker 4: Oh, so there was a shit also.
- 16:55Speaker 3: No, she thought it was a shit. Instead, she was
- 16:58Speaker 3: like that. That was an enormous shit.
- 17:00Speaker 5: First of all, if she thought it was a poop
- 17:02Speaker 5: and it was a baby, she doesn't know where her
- 17:03Speaker 5: poop comes from because it's too different.
- 17:05Speaker 4: But I think the sensation is the same.
- 17:07Speaker 3: She went to take the shit and then was like,
- 17:10Speaker 3: maybe she was like, wow, that feels a little different
- 17:12Speaker 3: than like a great. Yeah. And then turned around and
- 17:15Speaker 3: saw feet. And then was like, oh my God. It's
- 17:19Speaker 3: like my nightmare. And then was like, oh my God,
- 17:22Speaker 3: oh my God. And then, you know, the umbilical cord
- 17:24Speaker 3: and everything is like still coming out of her. And
- 17:26Speaker 3: so she's running through the house. To get her phone
- 17:31Speaker 3: to like call 911.
- 17:33Speaker 4: And the baby's just bouncing around behind her. Like a
- 17:37Speaker 4: dog off a leash.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Oh, you're right.
- 17:43Speaker 5: This is like an episode of I Didn't Know I
- 17:45Speaker 5: Was Pregnant, which I know you and I both used
- 17:47Speaker 5: to love that show.
- 17:48Speaker 3: Yes.
- 17:49Speaker 5: If this happens to me, I would not tell people.
- 17:54Speaker 5: I would just be like, oh, I didn't tell you
- 17:56Speaker 5: guys I was pregnant and just play it off. Like
- 17:58Speaker 5: I would not in a million years say, oh, I
- 18:02Speaker 5: took a poo-poo and a baby came out and then
- 18:04Speaker 5: I ran through the house while it was still attached. Like,
- 18:06Speaker 5: why are you giving the people these details that she
- 18:09Speaker 5: should needs to just shush, you know?
- 18:12Speaker 3: I was always so jealous because like, you know, there
- 18:15Speaker 3: were those years after having Brandon that I was kind
- 18:18Speaker 3: of like, do I go for having one more, but
- 18:20Speaker 3: I'm a little bit old and I don't know. Would
- 18:22Speaker 3: my kids suffer? Can I afford it? This and that.
- 18:25Speaker 3: And when I'd watched I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant,
- 18:27Speaker 3: I got jealous because I was like, that'd be so
- 18:29Speaker 3: great if I just had to take a big shit
- 18:31Speaker 3: and I have a baby. I didn't have to have
- 18:32Speaker 3: nine months of worrying if the baby was okay or
- 18:35Speaker 3: if I shouldn't have this baby at this age. And
- 18:37Speaker 3: now I have a baby. Right. I would totally tell
- 18:40Speaker 3: people I didn't know I was pregnant. Also because I'd
- 18:42Speaker 3: be like, you fucking drank the entire time.
- 18:44Speaker 4: Right.
- 18:45Speaker 3: And so you don't have to give up drinking because
- 18:46Speaker 3: you didn't know. Right. And you don't have to worry.
- 18:50Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden you have like this baby.
- 18:52Speaker 5: Where's the, where's the father in this situation?
- 18:54Speaker 3: They never mentioned the father. Yeah.
- 18:57Speaker 5: So she's, she's more embarrassed of the father than she
- 19:00Speaker 5: is about.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:02Speaker 4: Well, the father's going to get a phone call now. Yeah. Jesus.
- 19:05Speaker 3: I don't know. She said once she felt a little cramping,
- 19:07Speaker 3: but she just thought it was like bad period cramps.
- 19:09Speaker 3: She really had like.
- 19:11Speaker 5: I mean, that's at least an easy birth other than
- 19:14Speaker 5: the shock of a baby coming out of you. You
- 19:15Speaker 5: didn't know it was there.
- 19:16Speaker 3: It was really cute. Whole family's thrilled. But it is
- 19:20Speaker 3: one of those stories that then like, you know, like
- 19:23Speaker 3: your kids always love hearing their birth stories. Like, oh,
- 19:26Speaker 3: and then I went back three times and they're like,
- 19:28Speaker 3: she's not like my mom always used to be like,
- 19:30Speaker 3: you were late. And I'd go and they'd look in
- 19:33Speaker 3: there and I'd say, I'm not coming out till June 14th.
- 19:35Speaker 3: And all of a sudden I haven't imagined me talking
- 19:37Speaker 3: like through a vagina. But like every kid loves to
- 19:42Speaker 3: hear their stories, you know, even my kids, like they
- 19:45Speaker 3: like so but this story is like.
- 19:49Speaker 5: Not one you necessarily want to tell your family and.
- 19:52Speaker 6: Drag you through the kitchen and they're umbilical and you
- 19:56Speaker 6: were covered in peepee.
- 19:59Speaker 3: She said she said the whole house looked like a
- 20:01Speaker 3: a murder zone because like she was running around looking
- 20:04Speaker 3: for her phone and the baby was there and the
- 20:06Speaker 3: umbilical cord.
- 20:07Speaker 4: Doesn't everyone sit on the toilet with their phone these days?
- 20:10Speaker 4: I mean, doesn't everyone have their phone with them?
- 20:11Speaker 3: Especially when you've got to take a big dump. Yeah.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Why don't you have your phone with you?
- 20:15Speaker 4: That's the best part. Best time to scroll.
- 20:17Speaker 5: She needed one of those that like they have in hotels,
- 20:19Speaker 5: you know, the old school right next to the toilet.
- 20:22Speaker 5: She needs to have one of those installed.
- 20:23Speaker 4: They're happy.
- 20:24Speaker 3: Okay. The car is beautiful. Where did you end up
- 20:27Speaker 3: going for it?
- 20:28Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Donna's connections with? they have more
- 20:31Speaker 2: cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 20:34Speaker 3: You have to put me in touch what's it called.
- 20:36Speaker 2: It's dune adl where dune adl there's an accent on
- 20:42Speaker 2: the e do you mean yes i got it on
- 20:45Speaker 2: done deal cars lift please you're going past oh kimmage
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- 20:53Speaker 7: Go anywhere else I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next.
- 20:58Speaker 7: Each week on the show, I sit down with extraordinary
- 21:00Speaker 7: people who have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have
- 21:05Speaker 7: found a way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 21:08Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 21:11Speaker 5: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 21:14Speaker 5: filed against me.
- 21:15Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 21:17Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
- 21:19Speaker 7: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 21:22Speaker 7: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 21:25Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
- 21:26Speaker 3: I need a home dad. What happens next?
- 21:28Speaker 5: When I came in, he started crying.
- 21:30Speaker 7: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 21:34Speaker 7: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 21:37Speaker 7: happens next.
- 21:38Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
- 21:39Speaker 5: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
- 21:42Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 21:44Speaker 5: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 21:47Speaker 7: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 21:50Speaker 7: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 22:02Speaker 3: New York Post is coming up with just basically New York.
- 22:04Speaker 3: There's just someone that's just looking at TikToks at the
- 22:07Speaker 3: New York Post because like half of the stories are
- 22:09Speaker 3: just like this person told this crazy fucking story on
- 22:12Speaker 3: TikTok and now we're going to write about it, which
- 22:14Speaker 3: is fine with me.
- 22:15Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:17Speaker 3: This girl, she said that her boyfriend was a cheater.
- 22:21Speaker 3: And so she injected his condoms. She found condoms, which
- 22:26Speaker 3: she's like, I wasn't using condoms. I was in the pill.
- 22:28Speaker 3: So I knew this guy was cheating. So she said
- 22:31Speaker 3: she injected, which tells me that she like must've had like, um,
- 22:34Speaker 3: a needle and she, so that he wouldn't know it.
- 22:37Speaker 3: So you'd have the packages, right. And you'd put a
- 22:39Speaker 3: needle in it and inject it with, um, habanero oil. Oh.
- 22:45Speaker 3: And then also I'm like, well, now you've also made
- 22:49Speaker 3: it possibly not work. Yeah. There's a hole in it now.
- 22:52Speaker 3: And so he came back from the gym and he said,
- 22:54Speaker 3: he's his dick and his balls are really hurting. It
- 22:57Speaker 3: must've been from the, the shower gel in the gym.
- 23:00Speaker 3: And she's like, I knew he never showered at the gym.
- 23:02Speaker 3: And I knew his dick was burning because he used
- 23:03Speaker 3: a condom. And she found out he was fucking her friend.
- 23:06Speaker 3: So then she goes, here, let me help you. She said,
- 23:10Speaker 3: then she goes and gets ice from the freezer. But
- 23:13Speaker 3: she likes spicy drinks. So she makes, normally, she does
- 23:16Speaker 3: this anyway, which I thought was a great idea. You
- 23:18Speaker 3: might enjoy it, Sarah. She makes spicy ice cubes. Isn't
- 23:22Speaker 3: that kind of a good idea?
- 23:23Speaker 5: That is a good idea.
- 23:24Speaker 3: So she like put the habanero.
- 23:25Speaker 5: This lady is full of good ideas.
- 23:28Speaker 3: She put the habanero oil in the cubes. And then
- 23:34Speaker 3: she put those cubes telling him they're just normal cubes
- 23:37Speaker 3: and rubbed that on his sore dicks, making it worse.
- 23:41Speaker 3: And he's like, it's worse. And she's like, oh, that's
- 23:43Speaker 3: just cooling down. Then to top it off, she was like,
- 23:47Speaker 3: finally we broke up with him and started dating his dad. Oh,
- 23:53Speaker 3: and then she married his dad. Oh, and she's like,
- 23:57Speaker 3: and I'm so happy. I thank my stepson, ex-boyfriend, cheating
- 24:01Speaker 3: ex-boyfriend every day. Cause if he had not cheated on me,
- 24:04Speaker 3: I might still be with him. And instead I'm happily
- 24:09Speaker 3: married to his dad.
- 24:10Speaker 5: And how old is the dad? Like, do they live together?
- 24:14Speaker 5: Is she walk around in the morning? Like, Hey, you
- 24:17Speaker 5: remember me?
- 24:17Speaker 3: I don't think that I don't think that the ex
- 24:20Speaker 3: lives there.
- 24:20Speaker 7: No.
- 24:22Speaker 3: But it is her stepson.
- 24:23Speaker 5: And she found out he had sex with her friend.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Why?
- 24:26Speaker 5: Because her friend's pussy was burning too. She's like, God,
- 24:32Speaker 5: I got to have an arrow.
- 24:33Speaker 4: You know what?
- 24:33Speaker 3: These TikToks, you only have so much time to tell
- 24:35Speaker 3: your story. So that would have been a good follow-up question.
- 24:38Speaker 3: I'm sure if you read in the comments, someone says
- 24:40Speaker 3: it and then they answer it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, she
- 24:45Speaker 3: went through the phone and had the Facebook messages. That's
- 24:48Speaker 3: how she knew.
- 24:49Speaker 5: It's smart. The habanero early. I mean, oil is smart,
- 24:53Speaker 5: all that stuff. It just seems like it could have
- 24:54Speaker 5: been easier just to break up with him in the
- 24:56Speaker 5: first place.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Yeah. It's not as good of a TikTok story, but
- 24:59Speaker 3: it's easier. It's a good revenge story. Did you guys
- 25:04Speaker 3: know that this is such exciting news? Nick Cannon is
- 25:06Speaker 3: a dad again.
- 25:07Speaker 4: I saw that.
- 25:08Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 25:09Speaker 3: Number eight. Her name is Bree Tessie, and she praises Nick. Okay.
- 25:15Speaker 3: So she talks about, so she's his girlfriend. This is
- 25:18Speaker 3: baby number eight, but I think it might be, did
- 25:22Speaker 3: he have nine? I think he had nine kids, but
- 25:24Speaker 3: unfortunately one, one passed. So this is, I think ninth
- 25:29Speaker 3: time being a dad, eighth baby. And, um, I think
- 25:32Speaker 3: there's five different women cause there's a couple sets of
- 25:35Speaker 3: twins in there. And, um, the way she wrote it
- 25:39Speaker 3: is she, so she had a like a birth at
- 25:42Speaker 3: home or whatever with no anesthesia. And she, at, in
- 25:46Speaker 3: her post, she wrote that, um, daddy, uh, showed up
- 25:51Speaker 3: as fuck or something like, like cleaning, like, no, like
- 25:55Speaker 3: really showed up. Like, you know, like he showed up.
- 26:01Speaker 4: Got it.
- 26:01Speaker 3: And then he, he wrote, um, it was amazing. Brie,
- 26:07Speaker 3: you never cease to amaze me. I'm like, never cease
- 26:09Speaker 3: to amaze you. this is the sixth woman you've seen
- 26:12Speaker 3: give birth. You should know, like, it's not that amazing.
- 26:16Speaker 3: I mean, because she didn't have anesthesia, but I'm like, okay.
- 26:19Speaker 5: So anyway, you know, anesthesia was the lady that dumped
- 26:22Speaker 5: one in the toilet on accident and nobody is calling
- 26:25Speaker 5: that a home birth.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. Nick Cannon's baby mama and that girl
- 26:32Speaker 3: never ceased to amaze me. Both of them. No anesthesia. Yeah. Anyway,
- 26:37Speaker 3: so they have a new baby. Good for him. Is
- 26:40Speaker 3: he that rich? People say he is.
- 26:43Speaker 4: It's a lot to take care of.
- 26:45Speaker 6: He's got his hands in that thing on MTV where
- 26:48Speaker 6: they do improv. That's been on forever.
- 26:50Speaker 4: I think he owned.
- 26:52Speaker 6: That whole thing. Nick Cannon's Wildin' Out. He's got turban money.
- 26:58Speaker 4: A lot of money hosting.
- 26:59Speaker 3: A lot of tattoo money too.
- 27:02Speaker 4: How old are those kids he has with Mariah Carey?
- 27:04Speaker 3: They've got to be older now. They're like 12 and
- 27:06Speaker 3: then there's.
- 27:11Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 27:12Speaker 3: And then there's all the names. There's Powerful Queen.
- 27:16Speaker 4: Oh, yeah?
- 27:17Speaker 3: And some other king. Zillionaire. Zillionaire.
- 27:21Speaker 6: I feel like that's putting a lot of pressure on
- 27:22Speaker 6: your kids when you give them that name.
- 27:24Speaker 3: I do, too.
- 27:24Speaker 4: You can't work at UPS with, excuse me, Powerful Queen,
- 27:28Speaker 4: you're late. Did you punch in today, Powerful Queen? Son
- 27:33Speaker 4: of a bitch.
- 27:35Speaker 3: Like King Cairo.
- 27:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Who's King Cairo?
- 27:40Speaker 5: Or zillionaire.
- 27:41Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 27:42Speaker 4: On unemployment or something.
- 27:43Speaker 5: You don't have any money for some reason. Something goes
- 27:45Speaker 5: south for you.
- 27:46Speaker 4: Did you just shit out a baby zillionaire?
- 27:48Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no idea.
- 27:49Speaker 4: I was pregnant.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Imagine if you're like, yeah, well, zillionaire owes me like
- 27:57Speaker 3: 50 bucks.
- 27:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:58Speaker 3: That would be really embarrassing. Yeah, zillionaire.
- 28:00Speaker 4: Get a Venmo from zillionaire.
- 28:02Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, it's just like such a corny thing. Nobody
- 28:06Speaker 3: knows the zillionaire yet, you stupid idiot. Yeah. Anyway, good
- 28:10Speaker 3: for them. This was a sad story.
- 28:12Speaker 4: Oh, good.
- 28:13Speaker 3: Martha Stewart had all these peacocks. Yeah. And I assume
- 28:19Speaker 3: a gang of coyotes.
- 28:20Speaker 4: Coyotes. Got them.
- 28:21Speaker 3: Had peacock soup.
- 28:23Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 28:25Speaker 5: Does she live in California?
- 28:27Speaker 4: I thought it was in the Hampton.
- 28:29Speaker 3: Connecticut compound.
- 28:32Speaker 5: How many did it get to?
- 28:34Speaker 4: All of them.
- 28:34Speaker 5: That had to have been a very unsettling sound.
- 28:38Speaker 3: I know, and they're just like running around in the feathers.
- 28:41Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like that story.
- 28:42Speaker 4: Peacock, why? Do peacocks even make a noise?
- 28:45Speaker 5: Well, but yeah, when coyotes kill something too, it's like
- 28:48Speaker 5: it's a terrible sound.
- 28:50Speaker 3: I don't know what peacocks sound like, I guess. A
- 28:52Speaker 3: great white shark washed up on the Long Island beach.
- 28:56Speaker 3: And I said, Chris was just there.
- 28:57Speaker 4: I was, yeah.
- 28:58Speaker 3: Was it you?
- 29:00Speaker 4: No, but it looked very fake. The shark looked very fake.
- 29:03Speaker 3: No, it was dead.
- 29:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 29:05Speaker 3: But I guess there'd been a bunch of sharks.
- 29:06Speaker 4: There's been a bunch of sharks spotted out.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Nobody being attacked.
- 29:11Speaker 4: Not yet. One guy says he was attacked, but people
- 29:13Speaker 4: think it's bullshit.
- 29:15Speaker 6: Why would he lie about it i don't know he's
- 29:17Speaker 6: using it to get press or something because he had
- 29:20Speaker 6: a peg leg yeah no it was just like a
- 29:22Speaker 6: bump he bumped the shark you know.
- 29:25Speaker 5: Oh yeah was that the one that it kind of
- 29:27Speaker 5: it did look it almost looked like the like the
- 29:29Speaker 5: mechanical one in jaws like it's i it was that
- 29:31Speaker 5: one on the beach yeah i mean that's obviously it
- 29:34Speaker 5: just looked it was very strange but obviously it's real
- 29:36Speaker 5: but it for some reason didn't yeah.
- 29:38Speaker 3: Well very scary um did you guys hear about the
- 29:40Speaker 3: Dave Chappelle show was canceled? Yeah. By a woke theater. Okay.
- 29:45Speaker 3: So I looked it up and I guess the theater, um,
- 29:50Speaker 3: they had booked him and then they're like, sorry, we
- 29:52Speaker 3: didn't realize how much shit we'd get or whatever. And
- 29:56Speaker 3: so we, um, Go find another theater.
- 29:59Speaker 6: I heard it was like three messages written on there
- 30:02Speaker 6: of people who aren't going to the show anyway.
- 30:04Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Like, well, okay. So now you're
- 30:07Speaker 3: canceling a show because the voices of like three people
- 30:11Speaker 3: that weren't going to go anyway.
- 30:12Speaker 7: Right.
- 30:12Speaker 3: And why would they want to go? If they don't
- 30:14Speaker 3: like his message, why would they go? And now you
- 30:17Speaker 3: have to like cancel it for everybody else. How is
- 30:20Speaker 3: that being like, how is.
- 30:23Speaker 4: He literally went and played a theater down the street.
- 30:27Speaker 4: In the same city and just did the same show,
- 30:29Speaker 4: you know.
- 30:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:30Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm sure it was sold out.
- 30:32Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 30:33Speaker 5: So why would you, like, just don't go to it, right? Like,
- 30:37Speaker 5: just go to it.
- 30:37Speaker 3: I just wonder about the people that did it. Like,
- 30:39Speaker 3: what if they're like, oh, my God. Like, they called
- 30:41Speaker 3: their friend. I was one of the three messages. Like,
- 30:44Speaker 3: I did it. I spent the 15 minutes writing the thing.
- 30:47Speaker 3: And they actually kicked out Dave Chappelle. Like, is that
- 30:50Speaker 3: an exciting moment? For the person that complained and actually
- 30:54Speaker 3: got something done.
- 30:55Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it is. I think you feel like
- 30:57Speaker 4: you've achieved. That's like graduating Karen class. What was your thing?
- 31:06Speaker 3: Yes, you TikTok something last week about all the different stores.
- 31:10Speaker 4: You're supposed to go to. Right in my neighborhood.
- 31:14Speaker 6: I mean, it's like Karen College.
- 31:19Speaker 4: It is home goods. Tuesday morning. You ever go to
- 31:24Speaker 4: Tuesday morning? Oh, yeah. A real shit show.
- 31:26Speaker 3: Tuesday morning is like kind of like a mixed batch
- 31:29Speaker 3: of like home goods and stuff, right? Okay.
- 31:32Speaker 4: It's like a little lesser than home goods.
- 31:35Speaker 5: Okay.
- 31:35Speaker 4: And Joanne's fabric.
- 31:37Speaker 5: Sometimes the only time I've been to Tuesday morning was
- 31:41Speaker 5: it kind of looks like it looked like they stole
- 31:43Speaker 5: like a bunch of stuff from like my grandma's house
- 31:44Speaker 5: and put a price tag on it.
- 31:46Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Right.
- 31:46Speaker 3: It's like a random, like a little like a decorative birdhouse. Yes.
- 31:50Speaker 7: Yes.
- 31:50Speaker 5: There you go.
- 31:51Speaker 6: It's a lot of those inspirational signs that everybody.
- 31:55Speaker 3: Is that still happening, those signs?
- 31:57Speaker 4: It is. Unfortunately, I believe it is.
- 32:00Speaker 6: I think we've done our best to try and stop it,
- 32:03Speaker 6: but it's still going. Now it's not so much live, love,
- 32:07Speaker 6: laugh as other inspiring things.
- 32:10Speaker 5: I have a confession to make. You have one? On
- 32:14Speaker 5: our fireplace, we have a thing that says, home is
- 32:16Speaker 5: wherever I'm with you. but like someone in our family
- 32:19Speaker 5: gave it to us.
- 32:20Speaker 4: That's okay. So you can throw it right in the garbage.
- 32:26Speaker 3: Um, I know, I, I feel like it's a lot
- 32:30Speaker 3: because like, I wouldn't want to have like, this house
- 32:32Speaker 3: is blessed and stuff. Cause like if we were like fighting,
- 32:35Speaker 3: like in our family sometimes fights like with each other,
- 32:38Speaker 3: the kids, me, they're like, And then looking around like,
- 32:41Speaker 3: you know, family is where the heart is. And you're like,
- 32:43Speaker 3: you're such a stupid idiot. Like, you know, and then
- 32:46Speaker 3: I look up and it's like, this house is blessed.
- 32:49Speaker 3: Family is where the heart is.
- 32:50Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 32:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:52Speaker 6: There's a lot. They're doubling down on it in HomeGoods
- 32:55Speaker 6: and Tuesday morning.
- 32:57Speaker 3: They feel like it might be over with, so they're
- 32:59Speaker 3: getting rid of it.
- 32:59Speaker 4: Yeah. There's a lot on sale. Clearance. A lot of clearance.
- 33:03Speaker 5: You're saying I could get a few bucks for my
- 33:05Speaker 5: home is wherever I'm with you sign?
- 33:07Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 33:08Speaker 6: You guys also have another one in there where it's
- 33:11Speaker 6: like some sort of poem on top of a picture
- 33:14Speaker 6: of you and John at your wedding.
- 33:15Speaker 5: No, it's not a poem. That was the words to
- 33:17Speaker 5: our first dance.
- 33:18Speaker 4: Oh, that's right. It was the words.
- 33:20Speaker 5: To Can't Take My Eyes Off of You.
- 33:22Speaker 4: Oh, was that your first dance? Yeah. What was your
- 33:24Speaker 4: wedding song?
- 33:25Speaker 3: So glad you asked.
- 33:26Speaker 4: Somebody asked me that.
- 33:28Speaker 3: I knew I loved you before I met you. Don't
- 33:33Speaker 3: you know that one?
- 33:36Speaker 4: No, I don't.
- 33:37Speaker 3: I feel like I know.
- 33:38Speaker 4: Look it up.
- 33:38Speaker 3: I knew I loved you before I met you. I
- 33:40Speaker 3: want to say it's Train or something.
- 33:41Speaker 5: It's not Train.
- 33:42Speaker 4: It's the 90s.
- 33:43Speaker 5: We had three songs. Was it something like that? Something
- 33:49Speaker 5: like that, but no.
- 33:50Speaker 3: We had that one. We also had.
- 33:56Speaker 3: Savage. Oh, it had to be, it had to be,
- 33:59Speaker 3: it had to be like, it had to be like, yeah,
- 34:03Speaker 3: I think that's the old one. And then for like
- 34:06Speaker 3: the sexy song, it was the Lenny Kravitz. Do look
- 34:12Speaker 3: up Lenny Kravitz, 2000 hit song.
- 34:13Speaker 5: Um, I wish it would have been Fuck You Like
- 34:18Speaker 5: an Animal, but closer by Nine Inch Nails. That's what
- 34:21Speaker 5: would have been.
- 34:22Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
- 34:22Speaker 6: When do you play the sexy song? I don't even
- 34:24Speaker 6: know when you play the wedding. When do you play
- 34:25Speaker 6: the wedding song?
- 34:26Speaker 3: What was your first dance? The sexy song came out
- 34:28Speaker 3: just like during the dance.
- 34:28Speaker 4: Well, our first dance was a weird.
- 34:30Speaker 3: I was there.
- 34:31Speaker 4: I just don't remember. I don't even. Honestly, I don't.
- 34:33Speaker 4: I think it was by.
- 34:35Speaker 3: Take you to paradise. That feels like a.
- 34:41Speaker 5: Made up song.
- 34:42Speaker 4: Wait, is that your sexy song?
- 34:43Speaker 3: That's the Lenny Kravitz song. Just look up hip songs
- 34:47Speaker 3: of Lenny Kravitz.
- 34:48Speaker 5: Look up Heather McDonald's sexy wedding song.
- 34:53Speaker 3: I belong to you. Oh, yeah.
- 34:54Speaker 5: I belong to you. Oh, yeah.
- 34:56Speaker 3: And you, you belong to me, too.
- 34:59Speaker 4: That is a good song. That's you and Peter?
- 35:01Speaker 3: You make my life complete.
- 35:03Speaker 4: All right.
- 35:04Speaker 3: You make me feel so sweet.
- 35:06Speaker 4: I can see Peter right now.
- 35:06Speaker 5: This is worse than word art, okay?
- 35:08Speaker 4: Keep singing.
- 35:09Speaker 6: I got an image of Peter slowly taking off his
- 35:11Speaker 6: golf shirt. Slipping off his.
- 35:15Speaker 3: Okay, wait, what was your song?
- 35:16Speaker 5: Yeah, what was your first dance?
- 35:17Speaker 4: I believe our first dance was like Portugal the Man.
- 35:20Speaker 4: It was like some... I don't even know.
- 35:23Speaker 5: What's that?
- 35:23Speaker 6: It's like they had a hit song. I forgot what
- 35:26Speaker 6: it was. I really forgot what it was.
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- 37:52Speaker 3: about the greatest wedding that ever happened that I'm now
- 37:56Speaker 3: predicting will end soon in divorce. Meghan Markle and Harry. Wow.
- 38:02Speaker 4: What about it?
- 38:03Speaker 3: Oh my God. There are so many stories every day
- 38:06Speaker 3: about this book that I have got.
- 38:07Speaker 4: To get and read. Was it out yet?
- 38:09Speaker 3: Now I don't know if there's just any scoop. I
- 38:11Speaker 3: don't know yet.
- 38:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 38:12Speaker 3: So there's a book coming out and it's just, just
- 38:16Speaker 3: everything we've heard except that she worked with you at
- 38:19Speaker 3: that restaurant. Basically everything else is in there. Um, she
- 38:23Speaker 3: flirted with Rory McElroy.
- 38:26Speaker 4: McElroy.
- 38:26Speaker 3: Golfer. Golfer.
- 38:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:29Speaker 3: He said, remember when they were doing the ice bucket challenge?
- 38:33Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 38:33Speaker 3: He's like, I nominate Meghan Markle. And then she's like, well,
- 38:38Speaker 3: come over and do it in person. But this whole time,
- 38:42Speaker 3: he dumps the ice on her. Nips get all cold
- 38:45Speaker 3: and everything. They post about it. While she's living with
- 38:48Speaker 3: this chef, then the chef.
- 38:50Speaker 4: Is that the first husband?
- 38:52Speaker 3: I don't know if that was her first husband or
- 38:54Speaker 3: just a boyfriend. And then they're like, oh, and then
- 38:58Speaker 3: we went on a jet with him and flew around.
- 39:00Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, didn't the chef... kind of clue in,
- 39:04Speaker 3: like maybe you shouldn't be so flirty with this guy
- 39:05Speaker 3: when we're like living together. But then I thought about
- 39:08Speaker 3: if like a famous golfer was flirting with me and
- 39:11Speaker 3: asking for Peter and I to go on a jet,
- 39:12Speaker 3: he'd be like, no problem. Like he would never even
- 39:15Speaker 3: question that. He'd be so happy to be part of
- 39:17Speaker 3: something fun like that.
- 39:18Speaker 5: He probably wouldn't even care.
- 39:19Speaker 3: Maybe the chef was like, I don't really fucking care.
- 39:21Speaker 3: But she flirted so much.
- 39:24Speaker 5: Who's writing the book?
- 39:26Speaker 3: Someone who hates her.
- 39:27Speaker 7: Oh.
- 39:27Speaker 5: Okay. Do you think it's her? Doesn't her sister hate her?
- 39:30Speaker 3: Her sister hates her too and I read that book.
- 39:32Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 39:33Speaker 3: And not when I was on Megan's side because I
- 39:36Speaker 3: was just like, shut up. But now the more that
- 39:39Speaker 3: I've realized, I'm like, she really, really wanted nothing to
- 39:44Speaker 3: do with her dad or any side of that family
- 39:47Speaker 3: because it wasn't the image that she wanted. Like she,
- 39:51Speaker 3: she wanted just her mom, the mom's beautiful. Mom's educated.
- 39:55Speaker 3: Like that went with the narrative. And then this other
- 39:58Speaker 3: part is, um, she begged Harry to like, make sure
- 40:04Speaker 3: that the store, like that she had the same plight
- 40:08Speaker 3: and difficulty and everything as Diana did. So like throughout
- 40:11Speaker 3: all the press, you'd see him going, please, like my
- 40:15Speaker 3: wife is being hunted. Like my mother was. And like,
- 40:19Speaker 3: when it was, according to the paparazzi, it wasn't nearly
- 40:22Speaker 3: as invasive of what happened with Diana. And then if
- 40:25Speaker 3: he said it, then she would say that wasn't enough.
- 40:28Speaker 3: Like you need to make it sound worse that like
- 40:30Speaker 3: my situation is so horrible. Right. And that's why we
- 40:32Speaker 3: have to plead and, and all of this. And, um, so,
- 40:36Speaker 3: so yeah, Megan is according to page six, like Megan insisted, Harry, um,
- 40:42Speaker 3: compare her plight to Diana's in this explosive book. And
- 40:46Speaker 3: then the other one that was kind of juicy in
- 40:49Speaker 3: here is that, remember the whole racist comments, that someone
- 40:53Speaker 3: in the family said a racist comment, but they wouldn't
- 40:54Speaker 3: say who it was.
- 40:55Speaker 6: What's the skin tone of the baby going to be
- 40:57Speaker 6: or something along those lines.
- 40:59Speaker 3: Now they said that Camilla, his stepmom, Prince Charles' wife, said,
- 41:06Speaker 3: I wonder if the baby will have a ginger afro.
- 41:11Speaker 7: Oh.
- 41:12Speaker 3: According to the book.
- 41:14Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 41:15Speaker 3: And I have to say, I don't know, like even
- 41:20Speaker 3: if that happened, maybe the word afro is a little
- 41:24Speaker 3: dated and not, but like I was saying like, and
- 41:27Speaker 3: I'm not defending anything, but is it so wrong if
- 41:30Speaker 3: your child is procreating with someone who is not of
- 41:35Speaker 3: your ethnicity? Is it always... racist or negative to just
- 41:39Speaker 3: kind of go, Oh, this might be fun. Like, I
- 41:42Speaker 3: wonder if my child will have green eyes. I wonder
- 41:44Speaker 3: if my child will, you know, have a tan or
- 41:48Speaker 3: skin tone. Like, is that like, it doesn't sound like
- 41:51Speaker 3: that was that negative. It wasn't like, if he has,
- 41:54Speaker 3: you know, this child will be living in a basement
- 41:57Speaker 3: with a certain, like, I don't know.
- 41:58Speaker 4: Right.
- 41:59Speaker 3: I know I'm like, I think lightly, but like, I mean,
- 42:01Speaker 3: treading not good, but I just, I'm like, I don't know. Like,
- 42:04Speaker 3: even if those conversations happen, how do we know that
- 42:06Speaker 3: they were necessarily negative conversations.
- 42:09Speaker 4: Well, I think it depends on the tone.
- 42:11Speaker 5: The tone, exactly.
- 42:12Speaker 3: But how would we ever know the tone?
- 42:13Speaker 4: If they laughed and high-fived after they said it, then
- 42:15Speaker 4: it was like, all right, that's not.
- 42:17Speaker 5: Well, if she felt it was racist, it was probably
- 42:20Speaker 5: their tone then. You know what I mean? Like, that's
- 42:22Speaker 5: probably what.
- 42:23Speaker 3: I don't know if she ever heard it.
- 42:25Speaker 2: I think.
- 42:26Speaker 3: I mean, who knows what it is? If the person's
- 42:29Speaker 3: pouring the tea heard it, literally pouring tea, or like...
- 42:32Speaker 3: Or what? But anyway, I mean.
- 42:38Speaker 4: But the kids don't have a red afro. Neither one
- 42:40Speaker 4: of them.
- 42:40Speaker 5: Well, they wish they did because you know what? Right
- 42:42Speaker 5: now in England, they're giving free tickets to redheads in
- 42:46Speaker 5: a movie theater because of the heat.
- 42:48Speaker 4: Because of the heat. So hot. They're letting the redheads
- 42:50Speaker 4: see movies for free.
- 42:51Speaker 3: Because redheads are more susceptible to sunburn.
- 42:54Speaker 4: Yes, they sure are.
- 42:55Speaker 5: I'm married to one.
- 42:57Speaker 3: I feel like you're not.
- 42:57Speaker 5: As a matter of fact, one time.
- 42:59Speaker 4: He was heckled. John, Sarah's husband, was heckled walking down
- 43:03Speaker 4: the street.
- 43:04Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 43:05Speaker 7: When?
- 43:05Speaker 4: The woman told him to fuck off, Prince Harry.
- 43:07Speaker 5: She said, fuck you, Prince Harry, to my husband.
- 43:10Speaker 3: When you were in England? No, just up in the valley.
- 43:12Speaker 5: We were just at Marmalade in Sherman Oaks.
- 43:15Speaker 4: Stop it.
- 43:16Speaker 3: Wait, tell the story.
- 43:17Speaker 5: We were walking across. There was a lady who was
- 43:20Speaker 5: not obviously doing well in her mind, and she was
- 43:24Speaker 5: standing outside. Of a marmalade cafe. Wonderful place for brunch.
- 43:29Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 43:29Speaker 5: And they, she was just yelling. She was yelling about
- 43:33Speaker 5: her Uber. She was yelling all kinds of nonsense. And
- 43:37Speaker 5: we just kept our heads down and went right to
- 43:39Speaker 5: the crosswalk. And then we got across the street and
- 43:42Speaker 5: she goes, hey. And it was like kind of clear
- 43:44Speaker 5: that she was talking to us. And we turned around.
- 43:46Speaker 5: She goes, hey, Prince Harry, fuck you. And we were like.
- 43:50Speaker 4: Okay.
- 43:51Speaker 5: And then we just started laughing.
- 43:52Speaker 3: Because he's with a slutty looking blonde crossing the street
- 43:57Speaker 3: instead of a beautiful brunette princess.
- 44:00Speaker 5: That's right. She was standing up for Megan.
- 44:01Speaker 3: She's a woman, like she's women for women.
- 44:06Speaker 5: That's what it was.
- 44:06Speaker 3: I mean, that's the way you should have seen it.
- 44:08Speaker 3: You're like, you're right. I'm not Prince Harry's wife. What
- 44:10Speaker 3: the hell am I doing?
- 44:11Speaker 5: Other than that she was just, instead of her just
- 44:13Speaker 5: being a crazy lady in Sherman Oaks.
- 44:14Speaker 3: Yeah. And she was like, why are you in Sherman
- 44:17Speaker 3: Oaks and not in Montecito with your wife?
- 44:19Speaker 6: I wonder if Prince Harry is mad that he moved
- 44:21Speaker 6: to Montecito and he could get a free movie.
- 44:24Speaker 4: In England right now. He's like, shit. Yeah. I'm spending
- 44:27Speaker 4: 14 bucks to go see Thor when I could have
- 44:29Speaker 4: got it for free.
- 44:29Speaker 3: No, I feel like the redhead thing could be like
- 44:33Speaker 3: a really hard, because I, see, I, I, I see
- 44:36Speaker 3: your husband more as a blonde or strawberry blonde, which
- 44:39Speaker 3: is not a full blown redhead.
- 44:41Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 44:42Speaker 5: And it's gotten a little lighter since he's moved to California.
- 44:44Speaker 5: I think it's gotten a little more sun in the,
- 44:47Speaker 5: you know, but he's pretty much, he's, I can verify
- 44:50Speaker 5: that he was a redhead.
- 44:51Speaker 4: He's pretty red.
- 44:52Speaker 5: If you know what I mean.
- 44:52Speaker 3: And if a woman.
- 44:53Speaker 4: Okay.
- 44:55Speaker 3: If a woman... Right around his balls.
- 44:59Speaker 4: We got it. We got it.
- 45:00Speaker 3: But if a woman dyed her hair red, could she
- 45:03Speaker 3: get to the movie for free? I mean, I can't
- 45:04Speaker 3: imagine something that strict.
- 45:06Speaker 5: Well, it said... Well, I'm sure there's people ruining it.
- 45:09Speaker 5: I'm sure there's someone pounding on the door of the
- 45:12Speaker 5: theater going, I'm sensitive to... to the son too and
- 45:16Speaker 5: I'm a brunette with fair skin and why can't I
- 45:19Speaker 5: have a movie? You know, because we can't have fun things.
- 45:21Speaker 5: We're just trying to have some fun in England and
- 45:22Speaker 5: let the redheads.
- 45:23Speaker 3: Or the same people that complained about Dave Chappelle are
- 45:26Speaker 3: going to write enough letters that they're like, sorry, nobody
- 45:29Speaker 3: gets a free movie now.
- 45:30Speaker 4: They've ruined it for us.
- 45:31Speaker 3: Yeah, Because it's seen as like a racist thing that
- 45:33Speaker 3: you're highlighting people that are, you know.
- 45:35Speaker 5: Or just people ruin things. My husband single-handedly, I believe,
- 45:39Speaker 5: brought down MoviePass. Do you remember when there was MoviePass?
- 45:41Speaker 4: No, what was that?
- 45:42Speaker 5: It was like you could go pay $ 9. 99 and you
- 45:44Speaker 5: could go see as many movies as you wanted a month.
- 45:46Speaker 4: Yeah. What happened?
- 45:47Speaker 5: And he went every day. It was the off-season.
- 45:50Speaker 4: And he had a lot of time on his– Off-season football?
- 45:52Speaker 5: Yeah, off-season football. He had a lot of time on
- 45:54Speaker 5: his hands. And he went to a movie every day
- 45:57Speaker 5: and pretty soon they were like, we didn't make any
- 46:00Speaker 5: money on MoviePass. We have to close it. And I
- 46:02Speaker 5: was like, that was you.
- 46:03Speaker 3: I totally agree. What Peter does is that he finds
- 46:08Speaker 3: these amazing deals and then he tells so many people
- 46:12Speaker 3: about it. Like we were part of some great deal
- 46:15Speaker 3: that we would get like really low tickets for jet suites.
- 46:20Speaker 3: There's something that if you like, we're in this pool. Anyway,
- 46:24Speaker 3: that's gone now. Every single thing like, but he would
- 46:27Speaker 3: tell everybody about it. Like cocktail parties, like do this.
- 46:32Speaker 3: And we're convinced like every good deal that we've ever
- 46:35Speaker 3: gotten that he was too braggy about it. Too many
- 46:39Speaker 3: people knew and then they shut it down.
- 46:41Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 46:42Speaker 5: And that's what happens.
- 46:43Speaker 4: I went to the movies a few weeks ago to
- 46:45Speaker 4: see Elvis, the new Elvis movie.
- 46:46Speaker 3: How was it?
- 46:47Speaker 4: I went over to the brand new theater in Woodland Hills.
- 46:50Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 46:50Speaker 4: But it's those seats that go all the way back.
- 46:53Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 46:53Speaker 6: And I gotta be honest, I don't like them. I
- 46:55Speaker 6: think it's, it's a little too relaxed. Like I'm like everybody,
- 46:59Speaker 6: I look next to.
- 47:00Speaker 4: Me, woman shoes off. Oh. And it was just like,
- 47:04Speaker 4: this is still, you're still out in public.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Right.
- 47:06Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say like you're going
- 47:08Speaker 5: to sleep. Yeah.
- 47:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:09Speaker 4: Like even that.
- 47:10Speaker 6: And then just getting up and slow, you know, like
- 47:16Speaker 6: I could sit upright for two hours. I don't need
- 47:18Speaker 6: to lie down in the theater.
- 47:20Speaker 3: And do you feel, because I saw this thing where
- 47:22Speaker 3: it's like, this is why theaters won't come back after
- 47:24Speaker 3: COVID because we're just like too used to just having
- 47:28Speaker 3: the comforts of home and also how expensive like a
- 47:30Speaker 3: popcorn and a drink is and all that stuff and
- 47:32Speaker 3: you can't bring your stuff. But I still think you can.
- 47:36Speaker 3: I always put like my water and stuff and some snacks.
- 47:39Speaker 3: But we were that family that always went by like
- 47:42Speaker 3: the candy store before we went to the movies. Yeah.
- 47:45Speaker 3: And like hit it like all over our bodies.
- 47:47Speaker 4: It's also, I don't know if they... I bring.
- 47:50Speaker 6: They do the thing at this new theater in Woodland
- 47:53Speaker 6: Hills where you can order the food in advance and
- 47:56Speaker 6: they'll bring it to you as you sit in the theater.
- 47:59Speaker 6: But it's also strange like eating chicken wings lying down.
- 48:03Speaker 4: It just feels... Did you order food? Did you order
- 48:05Speaker 4: the food? I didn't because I felt like there was
- 48:07Speaker 4: going to be a disconnect between the guy. I ordered
- 48:10Speaker 4: the popcorn from the guy. He could barely... Like I
- 48:12Speaker 4: could tell in his eyes that if I ordered chicken wings,
- 48:14Speaker 4: they weren't going to get to my seat. Like, I
- 48:17Speaker 4: feel like it's a lot to put together.
- 48:19Speaker 5: I don't want someone eating chicken wings next to me
- 48:21Speaker 5: in a movie theater anyway. It's loud.
- 48:23Speaker 4: There's like nachos. I feel like it's a lot.
- 48:25Speaker 3: We have one here called the lot, which is another
- 48:27Speaker 3: one of those fancy ones. And I said to the boys,
- 48:29Speaker 3: I'm like, do you want to go? And then we
- 48:31Speaker 3: just kind of looked at the movies and like saw
- 48:33Speaker 3: the previews. And I'm like, I don't know.
- 48:34Speaker 4: Elvis is good. You would like, it's good.
- 48:36Speaker 3: But then I hear it's like two hours and like
- 48:39Speaker 3: 43 minutes.
- 48:40Speaker 4: And I'm like, but it's good.
- 48:41Speaker 5: That's the only reason I haven't gone to see it.
- 48:43Speaker 5: I feel like it's too long.
- 48:44Speaker 3: I think I'll save it for when I'm in my
- 48:46Speaker 3: sad Woodland Hills home. I don't think I want to
- 48:47Speaker 3: waste any time left here being in a dark theater.
- 48:51Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 48:52Speaker 4: I enjoyed it.
- 48:53Speaker 5: No, I want to see it. I don't know why
- 48:54Speaker 5: I have a problem with two and a half hour movies,
- 48:56Speaker 5: especially right now.
- 48:57Speaker 4: Everything's two and a half hours.
- 48:58Speaker 5: It sounds like a nice time. You said you used
- 49:00Speaker 5: to bring food into movie theaters. I always used to
- 49:03Speaker 5: bring little tiny bottles of vodka. But now you don't
- 49:05Speaker 5: have to do that anymore. You can just buy it
- 49:07Speaker 5: at the theater.
- 49:07Speaker 3: You can get a full.
- 49:08Speaker 5: Cocktail made for you. Well, not in the early, you know,
- 49:11Speaker 5: in my early 20s or whatever.
- 49:12Speaker 4: And you just hear it rolling down. I know, yeah.
- 49:16Speaker 3: Mid-movie. You just, yeah, drop the bottle.
- 49:17Speaker 5: Whoopsie.
- 49:18Speaker 4: And you hear it rolling down there.
- 49:20Speaker 3: I remember the first time it occurred to me that
- 49:22Speaker 3: you could drink in a movie theater I was like
- 49:25Speaker 3: with this small this other mom and she's like I
- 49:27Speaker 3: brought wine and I'm like yeah why not yeah why
- 49:31Speaker 3: aren't we drinking up movies right we used to call
- 49:33Speaker 3: smart movies better just like you do on the plane
- 49:36Speaker 3: I always think a movie's better if I'm buzzed.
- 49:38Speaker 4: Oh, the plane movies are just, yeah.
- 49:40Speaker 3: One of my predictions came true, which wasn't, I don't
- 49:43Speaker 3: even think it's a juicy prediction anymore, but of course,
- 49:46Speaker 3: anybody that gets fired from a job that goes on
- 49:48Speaker 3: to have a podcast, and Chris Cuomo has a podcast.
- 49:50Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw him announcing it with no shirt on.
- 49:53Speaker 5: Yeah, why was he announcing it with no shirt on?
- 49:55Speaker 4: I was confused by that. He loves to work out.
- 49:58Speaker 3: I think people know that that'll get you attention. yeah
- 50:01Speaker 3: like naked.
- 50:02Speaker 5: Look i mean he is a handsome guy we're talking
- 50:04Speaker 5: about britney you know yeah you're gonna if you're gonna.
- 50:06Speaker 3: Launch a podcast do it nude did.
- 50:08Speaker 5: He did he have two little fried eggs over his nipples.
- 50:11Speaker 4: No i don't i think he let his nipples.
- 50:13Speaker 3: Out um oh this is kind of did you guys
- 50:16Speaker 3: you watched love of love is blind right yeah so
- 50:20Speaker 3: this guy on love is blind is suing I thought
- 50:23Speaker 3: it was just kind of interesting about like how many
- 50:26Speaker 3: hours they had to work and they weren't fed and
- 50:30Speaker 3: they had drinks. Cause it's not like a normal show.
- 50:32Speaker 3: They're in the love is blind is where they're in
- 50:34Speaker 3: those pods and they're stuck in that house. And like that,
- 50:38Speaker 3: all those type of shows would kind of make me nervous.
- 50:41Speaker 5: Like, Is it someone that worked on it or one
- 50:44Speaker 5: of the- No.
- 50:44Speaker 3: A contestant.
- 50:45Speaker 5: Oh, really?
- 50:46Speaker 3: So he's exposing it and suing people.
- 50:49Speaker 5: I feel like I always saw they had water and
- 50:50Speaker 5: snacks in their room. That's the one during the pods
- 50:54Speaker 5: in the studio, right? And they would have wine and
- 50:57Speaker 5: sit there and talk to each other through the wall.
- 50:59Speaker 3: Yeah, they got limited time of sleep so that you're
- 51:03Speaker 3: so sleep deprived and everything that you're like, almost you
- 51:08Speaker 3: are falling in love because it's like, well, what else
- 51:11Speaker 3: is there?
- 51:11Speaker 5: Like, this is the only, like if I pick someone now,
- 51:13Speaker 5: can I get out of this room?
- 51:14Speaker 3: Basically. Yeah.
- 51:15Speaker 4: That's kind of what they want. Yeah.
- 51:17Speaker 3: Like you're to be so, actually there was.
- 51:19Speaker 6: A, I think it was, I don't know what became
- 51:21Speaker 6: of it. I don't think him, but there was going
- 51:23Speaker 6: to be a game show that came out with a people.
- 51:25Speaker 6: They have people not sleep for like 48 hours and
- 51:28Speaker 6: then quiz them.
- 51:29Speaker 4: And it was being hosted by a comedian.
- 51:31Speaker 3: What year was this?
- 51:32Speaker 4: Just like recently.
- 51:33Speaker 3: That's an awful idea.
- 51:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:36Speaker 3: I would be awful at that. People would, you know,
- 51:38Speaker 3: it's like the Big Brother. I don't really watch Big Brother,
- 51:40Speaker 3: but people talk about like Celebrity Big Brother. You know,
- 51:42Speaker 3: Ross did it and did really well. And I just
- 51:45Speaker 3: remember Ross said at that time, maybe, I don't know
- 51:48Speaker 3: if it was COVID or proof, but there was no
- 51:51Speaker 3: like going out in the backyard. So it was like
- 51:54Speaker 3: the recycled airplane.
- 51:56Speaker 4: Oh, you were really inside.
- 51:57Speaker 3: Yeah. And that always freaked me out. But now they said, no,
- 51:59Speaker 3: now there's where you can look at the sky or whatever.
- 52:02Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a backyard on it. I feel like maybe
- 52:05Speaker 5: for the Celebrity Big Brother, there's not because it's fat.
- 52:10Speaker 5: Somebody probably watches Big Brother and can explain it better.
- 52:13Speaker 5: But I think it's because they go faster. It's quicker.
- 52:16Speaker 5: So they don't have time to let you use the yard,
- 52:19Speaker 5: which is usually set up for games and stuff. But
- 52:21Speaker 5: on the regular version, they have the yard like sometimes
- 52:24Speaker 5: during the week and then that gets closed down while
- 52:27Speaker 5: they have to set up like the big events and
- 52:28Speaker 5: games and stuff.
- 52:29Speaker 3: Well, I got a little inside scoop I can't say
- 52:31Speaker 3: from home.
- 52:32Speaker 5: Oh, say it.
- 52:32Speaker 3: But on one of these Celebrity Big Brothers is, you know,
- 52:37Speaker 3: the rules were don't bring any recreational drugs or anything
- 52:41Speaker 3: like that, obviously, right? But you're able to bring drugs
- 52:46Speaker 3: that are prescribed by a doctor. And some of these
- 52:50Speaker 3: cast members were like, Here I was like sober or whatever.
- 52:54Speaker 3: And these other people would just pop these things and
- 52:57Speaker 3: just sleep all day.
- 52:58Speaker 7: Oh.
- 52:58Speaker 3: Because they're like, I just, who cares? Like I'm getting
- 53:01Speaker 3: paid no matter what. And they were just like sleeping
- 53:03Speaker 3: all day.
- 53:04Speaker 4: Yeah, that celebrity one. Because they were, you know.
- 53:06Speaker 3: Taking the whatever. I think they said Chris, remember they.
- 53:09Speaker 6: Said Chris Kattan was sleeping all day. That was one
- 53:11Speaker 6: of the people they were complaining about.
- 53:13Speaker 4: Like he was sleeping. But that guy, he's got problems.
- 53:16Speaker 4: Like I don't think he can move. He has to
- 53:18Speaker 4: sleep because I don't think he can move.
- 53:20Speaker 3: Well, he's madly in love now.
- 53:22Speaker 4: I know. I told you.
- 53:23Speaker 3: I don't know if we've ever talked about it.
- 53:24Speaker 4: It's the strangest thing.
- 53:25Speaker 3: He married Becca. Yeah, he went. He was doing stand-up,
- 53:28Speaker 3: Chris Kattan. And this is what I allegedly heard, okay?
- 53:33Speaker 3: Went and did small local interview to promote his comedy club.
- 53:39Speaker 3: And that woman, they fell in love.
- 53:42Speaker 4: Like the morning host of the radio, of the whatever
- 53:44Speaker 4: he did.
- 53:45Speaker 5: Oh, of like a news?
- 53:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:46Speaker 4: He was doing like a local news show.
- 53:48Speaker 3: She left her husband and they're like together.
- 53:50Speaker 5: What?
- 53:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 53:53Speaker 5: That's amazing. I mean, it's not, but it is. It
- 53:56Speaker 5: actually is.
- 53:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:57Speaker 5: I've done a lot of morning TV and I can
- 53:58Speaker 5: tell you I would never have fallen in love.
- 53:59Speaker 4: It's like the last thing you want to do. Is
- 54:02Speaker 4: fall in love. You just want to get out of there.
- 54:03Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 54:04Speaker 3: And it was kind of like a small little, I
- 54:06Speaker 3: don't want to even say she was a local. I
- 54:08Speaker 3: remember I pulled up, it was like her own little-
- 54:11Speaker 3: YouTube shebang.
- 54:12Speaker 4: Oh, so it wasn't even like a.
- 54:13Speaker 3: That like wasn't huge views, but she probably DM'd him
- 54:16Speaker 3: or whatever and was like, I'd love to interview and
- 54:18Speaker 3: she was attractive. And anyway, they're like in love. They're
- 54:21Speaker 3: like going to Disneyland together with the three kids.
- 54:24Speaker 4: Good for him. I mean, I think he needed something.
- 54:26Speaker 5: He seems like a nice guy. I remember on that
- 54:28Speaker 5: celebrity big brother.
- 54:28Speaker 3: He never was married before and he never had kids.
- 54:30Speaker 3: So like.
- 54:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 54:31Speaker 3: All right.
- 54:32Speaker 5: Living his best life.
- 54:33Speaker 3: Subway is offering free sandwiches for life if fans want
- 54:36Speaker 3: to get a foot long tattoo. Oh. Of a sub?
- 54:40Speaker 5: Of a sub? Or just of anything that's a foot long.
- 54:43Speaker 3: It says, no, to get a foot long tattoo of
- 54:48Speaker 3: a logo of its new Subway series promotion. It's very specific.
- 54:52Speaker 3: Fans are invited to go to a block party in
- 54:54Speaker 3: Las Vegas where nine people will be eligible to have
- 54:58Speaker 3: DJ Tom Bay, a two-time winner of Ink or whatever
- 55:01Speaker 3: that show is.
- 55:02Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 55:02Speaker 3: Tattoo.
- 55:04Speaker 4: So you just get a Subway sandwich on your arm?
- 55:07Speaker 4: Does it have any particular one or.
- 55:09Speaker 3: It's part of the new series of Subway sandwiches. So
- 55:12Speaker 3: I guess it has to look like one of the
- 55:14Speaker 3: newer sandwiches. I don't know what the newer sandwiches are.
- 55:16Speaker 5: You'd get a meatball sub on your arm, right? If
- 55:17Speaker 5: you were going to get one.
- 55:18Speaker 6: No, I would get a sweet onion chicken teriyaki.
- 55:21Speaker 4: Is my new favorite.
- 55:22Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I love that one.
- 55:23Speaker 4: Yeah, like a sweet onion chicken teriyaki.
- 55:25Speaker 3: Isn't Jared still in jail for being a pedophile?
- 55:27Speaker 4: Of course he is.
- 55:29Speaker 3: I wonder if he could get a Subway tattoo. What
- 55:31Speaker 3: if that was his punishment? Like the prison people attacked
- 55:35Speaker 3: him and then just drew on him. With their tattoo pens.
- 55:37Speaker 3: Because a lot of people can do tattoos in prison.
- 55:40Speaker 5: So you get Subway for Life if you get a tattoo?
- 55:43Speaker 5: That's the prize?
- 55:45Speaker 3: I honestly think that's kind of a great idea. Because
- 55:48Speaker 3: if you're somebody that's like fully tatted, right? And maybe
- 55:53Speaker 3: you have a couple kids. Right.
- 55:56Speaker 4: What so what if you put a little subway.
- 55:59Speaker 3: In there i wonder if there's probably it probably has
- 56:01Speaker 3: to be a certain size it probably can't be this
- 56:02Speaker 3: big probably has to be like whatever you know half
- 56:05Speaker 3: a ruler size or something oh or does it have
- 56:08Speaker 3: to be the foot long size.
- 56:10Speaker 5: That's what i think it means it doesn't have to be.
- 56:12Speaker 3: That big oh i still think if you're fully tatted
- 56:15Speaker 3: up who gives a shit that's a lot of food
- 56:17Speaker 3: especially if you have like.
- 56:18Speaker 6: A family can you go three times a day though
- 56:20Speaker 6: it could Yeah. How much can you get it?
- 56:23Speaker 3: Or do you go to a bunch of different ones? Yeah.
- 56:25Speaker 3: So like you, and then you go to your kid's
- 56:27Speaker 3: school and you give each one of them a sandwich. Yeah.
- 56:30Speaker 3: You could save a lot of money in the end.
- 56:31Speaker 5: I feel like it would be hard to turn that
- 56:33Speaker 5: person down. They'd be like, I have the tattoo. Like
- 56:35Speaker 5: you have to give me the sandwich.
- 56:37Speaker 3: Yeah. Like someone like working there is going to be like,
- 56:40Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sir.
- 56:41Speaker 5: I heard you had one yesterday.
- 56:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:43Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 56:43Speaker 3: No.
- 56:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 56:44Speaker 6: I was going footlong for a long time, and then
- 56:46Speaker 6: I decided to, because I was going.
- 56:50Speaker 3: Would you eat half and save half for later?
- 56:52Speaker 6: It's something like that. Then what I decided to do was,
- 56:55Speaker 6: because I enjoyed two different styles.
- 56:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:58Speaker 4: I enjoyed the sweet iron chicken teriyaki, and I enjoyed
- 57:00Speaker 4: the tuna.
- 57:01Speaker 3: Me too.
- 57:01Speaker 4: So I would get a six inch of each.
- 57:03Speaker 3: Why don't we go there for lunch?
- 57:04Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 57:05Speaker 3: Oh.
- 57:06Speaker 5: I mean, the two of you should get these tattoos
- 57:08Speaker 5: and just live your best life.
- 57:08Speaker 3: But you can't get the deal if you do that.
- 57:10Speaker 4: I know. The only way the deal works is if they.
- 57:13Speaker 3: Get one long sandwich at the same time.
- 57:14Speaker 4: But they stopped a $ 5 footlong. That's done. So now
- 57:18Speaker 4: you get six inch, done. Six inch, done.
- 57:22Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. You should be going to Jersey
- 57:24Speaker 5: Mike's anyway.
- 57:25Speaker 4: Oh, I do now.
- 57:25Speaker 5: Way better sandwiches.
- 57:26Speaker 4: I do now. Okay. Yeah, my Subway is gone. I'm
- 57:29Speaker 4: now at Jersey Mike's. It's fascinating. Yeah.
- 57:35Speaker 3: Alabama residents.
- 57:35Speaker 4: Tell you what I don't like is that firehouse subs.
- 57:38Speaker 4: Don't like it.
- 57:38Speaker 3: Don't like it? No.
- 57:39Speaker 5: What about Jimmy John's?
- 57:42Speaker 4: No, I don't know if I had that one.
- 57:47Speaker 3: I'm over food trucks. I think this is just a
- 57:51Speaker 3: promotion for the new Chucky movie.
- 57:53Speaker 4: Is there a new Chucky coming out?
- 57:54Speaker 3: There is a new Chucky coming out. Isn't there? There
- 57:56Speaker 3: is a new Chucky coming out. Anyway, there is this
- 57:59Speaker 3: person that is a kid.
- 58:01Speaker 4: It turns out he was like a five-year-old kid, right?
- 58:03Speaker 3: And the Alabama residents got really scared because this Chucky
- 58:07Speaker 3: was just roaming the neighborhood.
- 58:08Speaker 6: I know, but I feel like some people need to
- 58:10Speaker 6: explain to the people of Alabama what costumes are.
- 58:13Speaker 4: It's obviously someone wearing a costume.
- 58:16Speaker 5: It is pretty scary, though. I wouldn't like that, though.
- 58:19Speaker 5: A kid dressed like Chucky is kind of my worst nightmare.
- 58:22Speaker 5: Unless it's Halloween, if this is just happening in the
- 58:24Speaker 5: middle of the summer, I do feel like maybe they
- 58:27Speaker 5: should have given some warning.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:29Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 58:33Speaker 4: The little five-year-old?
- 58:37Speaker 3: I feel like that's not cool to your five-year-old. You're
- 58:39Speaker 3: pimping him out at parties. It's Alabama in the summer
- 58:44Speaker 3: during global warming. You're going to put a mask on
- 58:46Speaker 3: your five-year-old so they can make some money?
- 58:48Speaker 5: At your kid's birthday party, shouldn't you have a unicorn
- 58:52Speaker 5: or a Snow White or something fun? Not Chucky. Chucky
- 58:56Speaker 5: at your kid's birthday party.
- 58:58Speaker 3: He's a murderer. I just remembered something Okay. My brother-in-law
- 59:06Speaker 3: and sister, when their kids were little, they had a
- 59:09Speaker 3: restaurant in downtown LA and this is a long time ago.
- 59:12Speaker 3: So you think it's bad now, but it was really
- 59:15Speaker 3: bad then too as far as like criminals and vagrant people,
- 59:19Speaker 3: scary people. Anyway, so they were having a party and
- 59:24Speaker 3: I saw this girl walk in and I, you know,
- 59:28Speaker 3: I went to SC, so I saw the strange people
- 59:30Speaker 3: all the time and I was like, um, excuse me,
- 59:35Speaker 3: you need to get out.
- 59:36Speaker 4: Like I, you said it.
- 59:38Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 59:38Speaker 3: Cause I thought she was going to the bathroom to
- 59:40Speaker 3: like shoot up and do drugs, you know? And then
- 59:42Speaker 3: she was like, I'm snow white. And I felt so badly.
- 59:45Speaker 3: She looked like such shit.
- 59:48Speaker 4: Oh, what was she in the snow white outfit?
- 59:50Speaker 3: She hadn't gotten her outfit yet, but like, yeah, I
- 59:53Speaker 3: was like, oh, you're, this is not like, you definitely
- 59:57Speaker 3: are not pretty enough to be like a kid party
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: snow white girl. Wow.
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: And then I felt really bad, badly that I was
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: accusing her of being like a crackhead.
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: Well, sometimes the uniforms get a little, uh, remember Chris
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: Frangel and I used to see on Hollywood Boulevard, the
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: Spider-Man and the Superman. If you got a little up close,
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: the ones that are right out there on the walk
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: of fame.
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: They weren't getting them dry cleaned?
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: Yeah, no, they weren't getting them dry cleaned. They were
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: out there all day. Yeah, and I used to live
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: right by. I used to watch them walk by at
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: like 6 in the morning. I was like, oh, that
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: costume needs just a quick wash.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: I saw one of them getting arrested one time, and
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: they were putting him in the back of the police car,
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: and he was Wookiee, Chewbacca, and they had the Chewbacca
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: head on top of the cop car. Then they took
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: the Chewbacca head and put it.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: Wait, they arrested Chewbacca?
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: They arrested Chewbacca.
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: But the Chewbacca head wouldn't have been able to fit
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: in the back seat.
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: No, so he couldn't go in too tall.
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: But he still had the rest of the costume on.
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: Yeah, everything else on. They took the Chewbacca head off,
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: put it on the roof of the car, put him
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: in the car, and then took the Chewbacca head and gave.
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: It to him.
- 1:01:02Speaker 5: Oh, that is the worst way to get arrested by far.
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: Have you heard of E.N.M.? No. It means Ethical Non-Monogamy Society.
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: What is that?
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: That means where I guess you are with your boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, whatever,
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: and you are non-monogamous. So you're screwing other people, but
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: you're like ethical about it as far as like make
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: sure that you're, I guess, using protection or getting tested
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: or like being open or honest.
- 1:01:32Speaker 5: Isn't that just an open relationship already?
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: Isn't that just dating at this point? Yeah. Yeah. But anyway,
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: it's becoming a big thing.
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: Really?
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: A lot of people are into like the... I just
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: talked to someone who's doing a reality show, um, producing
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: reality show about, um, polyamorous. I go, what is, what
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: do you mean? Cause like there's so many, and it's
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: like all these couples go to, it's Miami couples or whatever.
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: They go to Miami and they go there knowing that
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: they're going to bring in like other people into their relationship.
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: They're going to seek them out. And then like someone
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: moves in and sometimes it's, uh, you know, two gay
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: guys have a third gay. Sometimes it's the girl. Yeah.
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: The girl gets to share the girl too. The girl
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: has to, I always feel like, Oh, that'd be so,
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: if you're the girl dating the couple. Right. And so
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: you're screwing that man and you're screwing the wife. Yeah.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: It's just like, Oh my God. I mean, I know
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: housing is hard, but like, how bad do you need
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: like a free room? Like Jesus Christ.
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's a lot.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: So tired. And you're like, can I have one night off?
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: And they're like, we're both needing it tonight.
- 1:02:44Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: That would be a lot.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: You have to service everybody. It's like, yeah.
- 1:02:48Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I don't stay at people's houses.
- 1:02:52Speaker 6: I always feel like there's something going on.
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: Like they're going.
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: To try to fuck you?
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: I always feel like there's some weird ulterior motive.
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: Like if Heather and Peter tried to get you to
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: stay here tonight, you would think that?
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: Yeah, actually I would.
- 1:03:05Speaker 6: To be honest. Next thing you know, Peter's playing some
- 1:03:09Speaker 6: Lenny Kravitz song.
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: Take you to paradise. I belong to you, Chris.
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: He's like, come just dance with me, Chris.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: Chris, I got the fancy ice cubes. Yeah.
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:03:24Speaker 6: I always get that vibe. I feel like that's why
- 1:03:26Speaker 6: I stay in hotels.
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: Because I can go home.
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: Well, there is a juicy thing going on right now
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: that I want to talk about, which is, you know
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: how people always go, and that's why I stay single.
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: You know, you always hear, There's so many things that
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: I see in the news that go, and that's why
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: I'm staying married. I think it is way worse out there.
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: For singles.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: Yes. So there is this thing going on in San Diego.
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: This girl DM'd me. It's called, are we dating the
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: same guy? And, um, and it's these groups and there's
- 1:04:01Speaker 3: like 35,000 people in some of the cities. And the
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: one that my Juicy Scooper is, is in San Diego.
- 1:04:07Speaker 7: Oh.
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: And so she sent me some of the messages that
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: are going on, but it's all these groups in all
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: different places. And, um, and so you're like, are we
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: dating the same man? So let's say you go on
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: Bumble and you see a guy and you're part of
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: this group and you're like, before I even meet this
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: guy for coffee, you throw his face up. You're like,
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: anybody know this guy? Yeah. And guess what? His name's
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: not John. And maybe someone will chime in. I dated
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: him for six months. He love bombed me. He said
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: I could have a car. Then he took the car away.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: Oh my God, another person went much worse. He's a narcissist.
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: It got physical. He's awful. Then some people will just
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: volunteer it and go, hey girls, this is my ex-husband.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: Doesn't have a dime. Total piece of shit. Wasted six
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: years of my life. And then people are like, oh
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: my God, sorry. So it's like kind of great that
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: it's like tipping people off.
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: It's like dating app narcs. I like it.
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: I'm all for that.
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: But then I was like, okay, wait, let's just play
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: like devil's advocate on the other side. This essentially was
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: what Nick Ritchie was doing with the dirty like 20
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: years ago. Do you know what the dirty was? It
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: was like kind of before Facebook and it was, he
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: was living in Scottsdale and it was like this website
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: where people would like call out girls that were like
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: hooker lights or slutty girls, or this girl has a
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: venereal disease. And that's all awful. But like, I mean,
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like it's awful. It's almost
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: like our version of the revenge porn that guys do.
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: I mean, that's revenge porn is really bad. Cause they're like,
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: you know, secretly, whatever. Right. But like, and this, this
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: should be allowed because it's still Europe, you know, Hey,
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: the guy's awful. We should know about it. It's your opinion,
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: your story.
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: But I'm just saying like, But also you could, people could,
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: there's no, uh, how do you monitor it? Like to
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: make sure that someone's not just like, um, burned by
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: someone and then that goes out and trashes them. I
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: guess you could like, that could be the flip side
- 1:05:58Speaker 5: is you don't have any.
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: I mean, I'm for it. Cause I'm like, shit, it's
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: so bad out there. Why not? You know? And sometimes
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: it's just like, oh, he's okay.
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: Kind of boring.
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: One on two dates. They're not all awful. You know,
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: not every single person.
- 1:06:11Speaker 6: But I feel like one person's scumbag could be another
- 1:06:14Speaker 6: person's Mr.
- 1:06:15Speaker 4: Right or Mrs. Right.
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: Well, that's why I think if someone's like, um, no,
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: you know, he was really awful.
- 1:06:20Speaker 5: That's a nice outlook on life.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: You could write that person back and go, okay, listen,
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: I went on a couple dates. Like, what happened? And
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: then you kind of wonder, but is this girl your
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: friend or is she still a little butthurt and doesn't
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: want you to date her?
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: I was going to make it sound worse. You're like,
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: you know what? There's other fish in the sea. yeah
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: plenty of fish.
- 1:06:39Speaker 5: Goodbye i think at first i was thinking it was
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: more of like a friend group but you're saying it's
- 1:06:43Speaker 5: like thousands of people who don't even know each other
- 1:06:45Speaker 5: so right so then there's no like but it's san
- 1:06:47Speaker 5: diego base the one that i'm looking at is san
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: diego base which i think is like just kind of
- 1:06:53Speaker 5: funny that it's like san diego um.
- 1:06:55Speaker 6: Is it just our our meeting is meeting in bars
- 1:06:58Speaker 6: just completely over is that happening anymore like is there
- 1:07:01Speaker 6: ever a time where you I feel like it's all
- 1:07:04Speaker 6: online now.
- 1:07:05Speaker 5: I don't, when I go out with any of my
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: single girlfriends, we don't, there's nobody, we don't talk to anybody.
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: Like we don't talk to, you know.
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: I kind of feel like it's like any kind of shopping.
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: Like if you're going to go look for, you know,
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: bedroom furniture, the first thing you would do, you're like, Hey,
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: John and I, let's get a new bed. The first
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: thing you would start looking online, you know? And then
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: you're like, okay, I like these five beds. Okay, let's go.
- 1:07:27Speaker 7: Okay. Okay.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: Now we'll go sit on them in person. Yeah.
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: So I think it's the same thing. I think they,
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: I don't think they're not ever, it's not like you're
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: never going to walk into a mall, but when you're
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: specifically looking for something, you probably will do some online
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: research before you go. Same with houses, cars.
- 1:07:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: People are used to it. Like now it's become such
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: a regular thought. That's not like they won't talk to
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: someone at a bar.
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: But their majority of their search in finding love is
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: happening on their phone.
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: Because you can at least look for some more information
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: about them. But at the same time, most people that
- 1:08:09Speaker 5: I know don't even want to, they're like, I don't
- 1:08:10Speaker 5: want to waste a decent night off. you know, with some.
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: Lame date that.
- 1:08:16Speaker 5: Ends up sucking. Like I'd rather go out with my girlfriends.
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: Right. And then, and then spend the time laying on
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: my couch searching for fresh dick. Yeah.
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: But like you, but no, but I mean it's actually
- 1:08:25Speaker 5: meet with someone in person. Like when I was single,
- 1:08:27Speaker 5: I remember being like, well, I don't want to go.
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: I want to, I have like, this is like my
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: free night of the week. I don't want to go
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: on a date with somebody and then end up being like, well,
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: fuck that was my, you know, my one free Friday night.
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: Oh God, the waste of time. I, yeah, I think
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: it's a time. So like this one girl wrote, And
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: I'm not saying who this is, but whatever. This is
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: my husband. He's a sex addict. He's a porn addict.
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: He sent thousands of dollars to sex workers over the years.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: I had a miscarriage last year, and the day after
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: my surgery, he was back at it on the webcam. sex,
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: you know, he abandoned me.
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: I mean, it's horrible.
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: And then she also, and then she also added, also
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: he's been caught taking upskirt photos of women at the
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: San Diego Trader Joe's.
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: Oh no.
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: Oh wow.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: That's the information we need to know.
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: But like, I don't know if there's little details of like, Hey,
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: you didn't let me have an appetizer.
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: I would definitely not.
- 1:09:17Speaker 5: That's what I'd go on there about. Yeah.
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: Like, Yeah, like he acted a little cheap about the
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: food or, you know, when I ordered a third glass
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: of wine, he was like, whoa.
- 1:09:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: You know, which is also valuable information.
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: The thing is, it says food like he did it.
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: I feel like after getting caught once, you got to
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: move over to Whole Foods.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to start going to a new.
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: That's sad.
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: This is also juicy and sad. There's all these sextortion
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: cases against CEOs, celebs. These attorneys are saying that they
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: are getting all these wealthy clients, these guys that go
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: on the sugar baby websites or something similar or meet girls.
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: Maybe it's DMing, whatever. Maybe they pursue them. And this
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: one guy said, you know, I spent 40, this one
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: CEO spent $ 40, 000 showering this young woman who assured him
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: that she was legal age when they met with gifts.
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: After they broke up, she revealed that she was in
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: fact underage and threatened to name the man on her
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: social media accounts. Quote, I'm going to blow you up
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: and your business. She texted him. I am like, wait
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: a minute. So there's a, there's a girl that's 17
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: in high school, like reaching out, screwing CEOs and then
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: blackmailing them. I mean, I don't know. I'm like, that's
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: pretty savvy. And then also that the guy, first of
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: all to the guys, if you have to have the
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: girl you're dating assure you over and over again that
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: they're over 18, probably because they don't look over 18,
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: you fucking creep. Right. So yeah. And maybe, and maybe
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: look at their ID. If you're really looking for like
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: barely legal looking chicks. Yeah.
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: We'll go 24. I mean, you know what I mean?
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: It was like, how much?
- 1:11:02Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: You know, if you're going by a camp, a high
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: school campus, then that's the first problem.
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'm just like, and who are these girls? Like,
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: my God, like so savvy. This, I think I saw
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: a lifetime movie like this.
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: This sounds like a Lifetime movie to me. I'm like,
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: it's almost like revenge.
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: As a Lifetime movie expert, I swear to God, I
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: think I saw this. And she tried to say she
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: was pregnant and the guy, yeah. And he was like
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: married with a wife and then the wife like, oh
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: my God, I totally remember the movie. Okay, so.
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: Alicia Silverstone. Wasn't it that one with Carrie Elwes?
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: Yes. It's this classic story, but the young girl starts
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: screwing the guy. She gets pregnant. The wife can't have
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: a baby. He's awful. Anyway, in the end, the wife
- 1:11:47Speaker 3: and the mistress raise the baby together. Not as lesbians,
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: but just.
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: Wait, remember how put a different time that was when
- 1:11:52Speaker 4: we were all sexing? Like, we were really... They're really
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: sexing up Alicia Silverstone in like videos and stuff when
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: she was like 15.
- 1:12:00Speaker 5: Yeah, when the... Wasn't she in the... Yeah, with Liv Tyler.
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: She was in all those Aerosmith videos.
- 1:12:07Speaker 6: And then she was in like movies where she was
- 1:12:10Speaker 6: like a 15-year-old kid in a bikini and people.
- 1:12:13Speaker 4: Were just leering at her.
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: Was that Cruel Intentions? No, that was a different.
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: Wait, what is Liv Tyler's dad?
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: Steven Tyler.
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: Steven Tyler... did that video where it was Alicia Silverstone
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: and Liv, who we just found out he had like
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: a month before, put her in a video and they
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: were like wearing like Catholic schoolgirl uniforms running around.
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: Running around in the water. They were in like bikinis.
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: And it just was pointing, this has always been out there,
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: but people bringing up stuff, that he had met some
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: girl when he was on the road when he was
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: like 27 or 30 that was like 15 or 14
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: or something. And he had her parents sign over the
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: rights to him so that she could go on the
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: road with him.
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: Oh, Stephen Turelli?
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: Stephen Styler, yeah.
- 1:13:00Speaker 4: And the parents did it? Yeah. Oh, my God.
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: They probably wanted free tickets to the show, too. I mean,
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: people are so fucking weird.
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: I mean, Aerosmith has a lot of hits.
- 1:13:10Speaker 5: The parents were like, wow.
- 1:13:10Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good show.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: A little update, Ricky Martin's nephew.
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: I know.
- 1:13:17Speaker 6: I feel like that story... Like, I feel a little bit...
- 1:13:20Speaker 6: that story kind of felt like bullshit from the get go.
- 1:13:23Speaker 6: And I feel like I got so much press that like.
- 1:13:25Speaker 3: I gave it a lot of press. I know, but
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: then he dropped it, right? Yeah.
- 1:13:29Speaker 6: And I feel like Ricky Martin, you know, some people
- 1:13:31Speaker 6: just don't, that's going to be the thing they think
- 1:13:33Speaker 6: about when they get Ricky Martin now.
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: Um, yeah. So that's, that's, you know, too bad, but
- 1:13:40Speaker 3: he drew, yeah, he withdrew the incest claims. But my
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: question is, so did they, so they, do they never
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: have a relationship? Was it all made up? Like Ricky said,
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: this guy's mentally ill. And he said he wanted to
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: talk about it earlier, but he had to be very
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: careful in following his attorney's guidelines, like not to do
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: interviews or anything. Let's work with the officials to realize
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: that there's no evidence and therefore please drop this. But
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: also people withdraw things.
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
- 1:14:14Speaker 4: And people also make up stories.
- 1:14:15Speaker 3: Exactly. So I don't think we'll ever know the truth.
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: Viva la vida loca, whatever the name is.
- 1:14:21Speaker 4: Viva la vida loca. He was playing the Hollywood Bowl
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: last night, so I think he's back.
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: Good for him. Did you know that Margot Robbie is
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: the highest paid Barbie alive?
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: Well, highest paid actress.
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: Oh.
- 1:14:33Speaker 4: She's playing Barbie.
- 1:14:36Speaker 5: Highest paid Barbie alive. How much did she get?
- 1:14:40Speaker 3: And how much of this movie are we going to
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: see them filming on the streets? I feel like I've
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: seen the whole thing. I already figured out what the,
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: I predicted what the plot was and someone said, yeah,
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: you're like very close.
- 1:14:51Speaker 4: Wasn't this supposed to be Amy Schumer? This was, remember?
- 1:14:56Speaker 4: She bailed out like last minute.
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: Why did she bail out?
- 1:14:59Speaker 4: Yeah, this was Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie.
- 1:15:02Speaker 5: It was like a very different movie.
- 1:15:03Speaker 4: I was. I think it was.
- 1:15:04Speaker 5: I mean, now it's probably a different movie.
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: It was like a comedy or something.
- 1:15:08Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:15:08Speaker 3: It was going to be that she didn't have the
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: Barbie body.
- 1:15:11Speaker 4: Right. I guess.
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: But it was Amy Schumer originally. There was a scheduling conflict.
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: She said she could.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: Yeah. Was she supposed to be the lady?
- 1:15:18Speaker 4: It was a go.
- 1:15:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:15:19Speaker 4: She was going to be Barbie.
- 1:15:22Speaker 3: That is like a completely different angle and story.
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: I think.
- 1:15:26Speaker 5: Margot Robbie is, how much is she making for it?
- 1:15:29Speaker 4: I heard 12. 12. have been it I know there's
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: a lot of people made a lot more than that
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: yeah for being the stripper.
- 1:15:35Speaker 6: I think currently it's she's the highest paid because I
- 1:15:38Speaker 6: heard that oh I heard that Sandra Bullock made 20
- 1:15:41Speaker 6: million for something recently so I don't know what I
- 1:15:43Speaker 6: guess just.
- 1:15:44Speaker 5: Maybe they just meant she's the highest paid Barbie person
- 1:15:47Speaker 5: that's ever played Barbie yeah that's exactly right so she is.
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: Of 2022 well yeah I don't think I mean I
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: don't think there's like this big huge paychecks you got
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: to have you do like 12 other things.
- 1:16:01Speaker 5: I got to get to a point where I can
- 1:16:02Speaker 5: turn down a $ 12 million movie.
- 1:16:04Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: Yeah. I agree.
- 1:16:06Speaker 4: Amy Schumer. You think she was getting, I don't think
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: she was getting 12, but no way.
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway. Um, what else do you want to talk about?
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: I don't think we said there's anything else. Oh, a
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: naked couple was filmed having rooftop sex during record heat wave.
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: Why would you be, why would you want to be
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: naked on the roof? It was so hot. Yeah.
- 1:16:27Speaker 5: You need to be inside with air conditioning.
- 1:16:29Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: Ew.
- 1:16:31Speaker 5: Possibly in a movie theater for free in London.
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: I am not watching The Bachelor. No. And I feel
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: like it's gotten absolutely no buzz at all.
- 1:16:40Speaker 4: It's Bachelorette, though.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: It's two Bachelorettes.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: And last night something happened.
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: It did something. So I will tell you. I'm not
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: watching it either.
- 1:16:48Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: So there's two girls. They're cute girls. They love each other.
- 1:16:54Speaker 3: They're like best friends. There's no hating on this. And
- 1:16:58Speaker 3: so they were like, cause it's gonna be so exciting.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: We can get to meet all these guys. And the
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: guys are dating both of them. But then last night they,
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: they decided like one, one guy on some, on the
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: date was like, I'm really more into this girl, not you.
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: And then they got back to the two girls got
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: together and we're like, you know what? Maybe we need
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: to tell them that they need to choose right now
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: who they're going to pursue, that they can't, one guy
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: can't pursue both of us. Like we need to know
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: who's a hundred percent in for us. So So they
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: change it. But then the one girl gave out three
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: roses and three of her guys, maybe she gave out
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: like seven roses, and three of the seven said, I
- 1:17:40Speaker 3: got to reject this because I'm actually more into her.
- 1:17:43Speaker 3: So now she's crying and the fans are like, you
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: know what? This was a horrible idea. Right. You acted
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: like it was empowerment because the two girls were best
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: friends and we're going to have, you know, dual weddings
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: and all this stuff. But now bachelor, you have made
- 1:17:57Speaker 3: it even worse because these girls are being now rejected
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: on camera and it's no longer their choice because the
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: guys are rejecting them.
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: So they don't like you.
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: I like you. They're both staying until the end. It's
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: not about that one leaves. They did that once years ago. No,
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: this is like they both stayed until the end, but
- 1:18:16Speaker 3: now they.
- 1:18:18Speaker 6: I thought I read this morning that The Bachelorette has
- 1:18:20Speaker 6: decided that two was a mistake, so one of them's leaving.
- 1:18:24Speaker 6: That's what I thought I read, but I just kind of.
- 1:18:27Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
- 1:18:28Speaker 5: They're like, we made a mistake. Anyway, on with the season.
- 1:18:31Speaker 4: Yeah, right, right.
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't know that's how it was working.
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: I feel like it's getting pressed, so I don't think
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: it is a mistake. Now I'm kind of interested in
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: watching it.
- 1:18:39Speaker 5: Well, I didn't know that's how it was working. I
- 1:18:41Speaker 5: thought they were like showing both their stories. I didn't
- 1:18:44Speaker 5: know that they were both dating like from the same pool.
- 1:18:48Speaker 3: They're staying dating from the same pool and like the
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: four of them were on a date and then halfway
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: through they're like let's switch guys and then they like
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: switch guys and the guys are like fine but then
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: i guess one girl is clearly like a little more
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: likable than the other and they're like you asked you
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: know you will keep the whole story, the producers are
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: always like, be vulnerable, show your vulnerability. So this girl
- 1:19:11Speaker 3: shows her vulnerability and kind of, I guess has a
- 1:19:14Speaker 3: little bit of a fucked up like childhood and past.
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: And now that girl is the one that's getting like rejected.
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: Cause it's like, I don't know if I want to
- 1:19:21Speaker 3: really get into this.
- 1:19:21Speaker 6: I watched a little bit of it last night. And
- 1:19:23Speaker 6: then I went over to beat Shazam and I was
- 1:19:26Speaker 6: into it. Have you watched Jamie Foxx host beach Shazam way?
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: It's kind of like name that tune.
- 1:19:33Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 1:19:33Speaker 4: But you're on the beach? No, it's beat, you know, Shazam.
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: Oh, beat.
- 1:19:38Speaker 5: I thought you said beach, too.
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: No, beat.
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: Beat Shazam.
- 1:19:40Speaker 7: I was like, why is.
- 1:19:41Speaker 5: Jamie Foxx on the beach telling people what song?
- 1:19:44Speaker 3: Playing yacht rock.
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: Beat Shazam. You play a bit of a song, and
- 1:19:47Speaker 4: then you've got to guess quickly what the song is. Like,
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: name that tune. But they must tell the people in
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: the audience, the people in the studio audience, they must
- 1:19:56Speaker 4: tell them to dance to the songs.
- 1:19:58Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:19:58Speaker 4: Oh, you know they do. It's so strange. Cause the
- 1:20:00Speaker 4: song only plays for like a split second.
- 1:20:02Speaker 5: People just go like musical chairs. So weird.
- 1:20:07Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, you don't have to dance every song. Yeah.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: But it's pretty entertaining. I was into it. I, okay.
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: I've not been watching much like regular TV, um, here,
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: but have you heard of claim to fame? No, this
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: is a show that I think is after the bachelor
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: that took famous relatives and like a brother, a nephew, whatever,
- 1:20:32Speaker 3: and puts them in a house. But from what I've read,
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: it's like nobody, and then you're supposed to guess who's who,
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: but it's like so weird that the references like, and
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: the age range, like people don't know, like a young
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: person like doesn't know who we know. Like someone who's
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: like 23 is not going to know a reference we know.
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: And it's just like, it's just one of those things,
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: you know, like we were always obsessed with like Frank Stallone. Yeah. Like,
- 1:20:56Speaker 3: when someone had, or, like, even Ashton Kutcher has, like, a.
- 1:21:00Speaker 4: Tom Hanks had a Jim Hanks.
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: And it's always, like, looks like them, but, like, one
- 1:21:03Speaker 3: chromosome off. A little off, yeah.
- 1:21:05Speaker 4: Don Swayze, Patrick Swayze's brother.
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:21:07Speaker 4: I mean, he worked a lot, but he looked like
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: Patrick Swayze, but a little off. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: Never as cute.
- 1:21:14Speaker 4: No.
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: Never successful, but, like, get a part or something.
- 1:21:17Speaker 4: Right. Look at the Quades. Randy and Dennis. Dennis Quaid was, like, gorgeous,
- 1:21:23Speaker 4: and Randy was.
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: Didn't Randy lose his mind recently?
- 1:21:26Speaker 4: Yeah, now he lives in Canada with a big beard.
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: I was talking about Crazy Hoax and someone reminded me
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: of this hoax. I'm going to end on this one
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: because you guys are going to remember it. Boy in
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: a Balloon.
- 1:21:38Speaker 4: You know what's funny?
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: Boy in a Balloon?
- 1:21:40Speaker 4: I remember watching it. We were on Chelsea Lilley. Watching
- 1:21:43Speaker 4: it live on the news.
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: This is what happened, you guys. This guy had a
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: couple of sons and a wife. And he was like
- 1:21:52Speaker 3: an inventor. And he created this big aluminum, not aluminum, helium,
- 1:21:58Speaker 3: helium balloon that was like silver. It looked like a
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: Jiffy Pop popcorn.
- 1:22:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:22:02Speaker 3: Sort of like a UFO. And he says, calls 911
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: and goes, oh my God. we were filming the fact
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: that I invented this thing and it was going to
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: float around, you know, and we cannot find my six
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: year old and my sons think that the six year
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: old is in the balloon. Cause it was that big
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: that it could, it could carry a small.
- 1:22:24Speaker 5: Child like that.
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: The news is following it for two hours straight. We were,
- 1:22:31Speaker 3: I mean, my heart, everything was like, Oh my God.
- 1:22:32Speaker 4: I think they had to call the military. Yeah.
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: Yeah. They had everybody following it so that it wouldn't
- 1:22:37Speaker 3: get lost. Oh my God. And, Finally, it starts to
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: lose air and it goes down and everyone's like cheering.
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: And this guy's like trying to grab it. And, um,
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: they get in there and they're like, you know, they
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: have an ambulance there. We're pretty sure you guys, he's
- 1:22:52Speaker 3: in there and he's going to be safe. He's going
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: to be safe. He's not in there. Later on, they go,
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: he is safe. He was hiding in the attic or whatever.
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: So then they go to do an interview and it's
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: the wife, the husband, the three boys, and the youngest
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: boy who was hiding in the attic. And the interviewer goes, so.
- 1:23:11Speaker 4: Are you saying addict? Are you saying addict? She's saying addict.
- 1:23:15Speaker 5: She is, right? I thought so, too. And I was like... Addict.
- 1:23:18Speaker 4: Addict. A-T-T-I-C.
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: A-T-T-I-C. Flowers in the attic.
- 1:23:23Speaker 7: Addict.
- 1:23:24Speaker 3: You added it.
- 1:23:24Speaker 4: You added a T.
- 1:23:26Speaker 5: You were saying he was hiding in the attic.
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: He was hiding... Roll the tape.
- 1:23:31Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: He was hiding in a room high up.
- 1:23:34Speaker 4: On top of the house.
- 1:23:35Speaker 3: So they found him and they said... why, you know,
- 1:23:39Speaker 3: and why did you decide to hide that day? We
- 1:23:41Speaker 3: were so worried about you. The interviewer said, I did
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: it for the TV show.
- 1:23:47Speaker 4: You told me, you said like, you told me to
- 1:23:49Speaker 4: daddy or something.
- 1:23:50Speaker 3: You told me to do it for the TV show.
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: And they're all like, so they realize, oh my God,
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: this family has already been on wife swap. Yeah. And
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: they're trying to get a reality show because this is
- 1:24:01Speaker 3: like more than 10 years ago. So this is the
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: height of like react, like.
- 1:24:06Speaker 5: You know, if you do something off. Yeah.
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: And like these families were making a lot of money.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: It was like honey boo boo, all that kind of stuff.
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: And so anyway, I looked up like where are they?
- 1:24:19Speaker 3: So they, they had to, they, she, he did some
- 1:24:23Speaker 3: time in prison, not long, like maybe like two or
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: three months. They had to pay like 36,000 back for
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: like all the trouble.
- 1:24:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:24:31Speaker 3: And, but they said it made them like, really become
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: kind of reclusive, do homeschooling, whatever. In 2014, the boys
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: released a heavy metal song with the balloon behind them,
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: like the video.
- 1:24:44Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure that's a great song.
- 1:24:47Speaker 3: And that's, yeah.
- 1:24:49Speaker 5: 99 Red Balloons, that's a good song. Yeah, that is
- 1:24:51Speaker 5: a good song.
- 1:24:52Speaker 3: And that was like so, that was so, speaking of
- 1:24:54Speaker 3: Honey Boo Boo, apparently she's going to get gastric bypass surgery.
- 1:24:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen pictures.
- 1:25:00Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:25:02Speaker 6: And she's like 16 and she's got a boyfriend who's
- 1:25:04Speaker 6: 22 or something.
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: What?
- 1:25:05Speaker 5: She's 17?
- 1:25:06Speaker 3: The boyfriend's going to get it too.
- 1:25:08Speaker 4: She's got a 22-year-old boyfriend.
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:25:10Speaker 5: And you're going to get it together?
- 1:25:12Speaker 3: Well, I'm like, first of all, I don't think it works. Okay?
- 1:25:15Speaker 3: I mean.
- 1:25:15Speaker 4: Sometimes you eat right through it.
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: Well... No, I knew a Carney Wilson. Remember she, she
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: got it. She was in playboy magazine. She was, you know,
- 1:25:25Speaker 3: lost all this weight was like a size went to
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: from size 22 to like a size four. And over
- 1:25:33Speaker 3: the years, Yeah.
- 1:25:34Speaker 4: Chris Christie from New Jersey. He got it.
- 1:25:37Speaker 5: He got it?
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: He didn't lose a pet.
- 1:25:38Speaker 7: No.
- 1:25:39Speaker 5: Especially that young. Yeah. That doesn't sound safe for her.
- 1:25:45Speaker 3: And also it didn't even work for her mom, right?
- 1:25:47Speaker 3: Didn't the mom get it?
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: Did she? I don't know.
- 1:25:52Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:25:52Speaker 5: Maybe they should just go on The Bachelorette together instead of.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: Honey Boo Boo and her mom.
- 1:25:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:25:57Speaker 3: I can't believe the show's still going on.
- 1:25:58Speaker 4: Is it still going on? Honey Boo Boo?
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it moved to like we. I think
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: it went from TLC to we.
- 1:26:05Speaker 7: Oh.
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: Guys, what's going on with you? Tell everybody where they
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: can find you, what they can listen to, what is happening.
- 1:26:12Speaker 4: Go ahead.
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: Okay. You can go to sarahcolonna.com for tour dates that
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- 1:26:50Speaker 4: Is this coming out on Thursday?
- 1:26:51Speaker 3: It's coming out on Thursday. Today's Tuesday.
- 1:26:55Speaker 6: Right now, Thursday, I'm at Brokerage Comedy Club in Belmore,
- 1:26:59Speaker 6: Long Island. I will be at Brokerage Comedy Club in Belmore,
- 1:27:02Speaker 6: Long Island. Then this weekend, Friday and Saturday, I'm at
- 1:27:05Speaker 6: Laugh Boston in Boston. Then I'm at Comedy Off-Broadway Lexington, Kentucky.
- 1:27:12Speaker 6: And on and on and on. Franjola.fun has all my dates.
- 1:27:16Speaker 6: I got Rochester, Albany, Syracuse coming, all of it.
- 1:27:21Speaker 5: I can't believe you're here, but really, you're also currently
- 1:27:25Speaker 5: in Long Island.
- 1:27:26Speaker 4: Yeah, my hometown of Long Island.
- 1:27:27Speaker 3: Thank God I got you guys here. Well, we're going
- 1:27:29Speaker 3: to go for a cute lunch. Yeah. Cute happy hour.
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: It's a little late for lunch.
- 1:27:32Speaker 5: Heather's going to pay because of our drive down here.
- 1:27:34Speaker 4: Are you paying?
- 1:27:35Speaker 5: Of course.
- 1:27:37Speaker 4: Now, how much can we get? Anything you want.
- 1:27:40Speaker 5: Are you going to roll your eyes when I order
- 1:27:41Speaker 5: a third glass of wine?
- 1:27:42Speaker 4: Never, never.
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: We're going to rip it.
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: Did I tell you I took my family out in
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: Montauk a few weeks ago?
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: You said it was very expensive.
- 1:27:50Speaker 4: Very. My nephew, who's 11, ordered a... $ 75 steak. I
- 1:27:57Speaker 4: couldn't believe it. I didn't say anything, of course, but
- 1:27:59Speaker 4: he's like, I'll have the filet. I was like, what?
- 1:28:03Speaker 4: You know, 11 years. I mean, it was shocking.
- 1:28:07Speaker 5: You didn't say something like, wouldn't you rather have a hamburger?
- 1:28:09Speaker 4: I have to.
- 1:28:10Speaker 3: Say that's the greatest thing about my kids to the
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: point where like they, they go, mom, like, no, this
- 1:28:14Speaker 3: is too, this is too expensive.
- 1:28:16Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:28:17Speaker 4: That is good. Yeah.
- 1:28:18Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: And then I have to be like, no, come on.
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: It's a special thing. Um, but yesterday we went to
- 1:28:23Speaker 3: South coast, uh, No, Fashion Island. And we went to
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: this restaurant and I looked at the prices and I go,
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: you know what? This is too expensive for a Monday lunch.
- 1:28:31Speaker 4: Whoa.
- 1:28:31Speaker 3: No, I'm like, we don't need to do this.
- 1:28:33Speaker 4: Well, let's not do that now.
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: No.
- 1:28:35Speaker 4: No, it's a Tuesday lunch.
- 1:28:36Speaker 3: We can afford it. Today, I said I'm saving my
- 1:28:39Speaker 3: money for the people that will enjoy the lunch.
- 1:28:43Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: They were fine going to Panda Express. Where did Panda Express?
- 1:28:47Speaker 4: Two sides or three sides?
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: They get the.
- 1:28:52Speaker 3: It's so gross. I know the moms are going to
- 1:28:53Speaker 3: write me.
- 1:28:54Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead.
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: They get the orange chicken, and sometimes Drake does it
- 1:28:59Speaker 3: a three.
- 1:29:00Speaker 4: Three helpings of orange chicken? That's disgusting.
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: I agree.
- 1:29:06Speaker 3: That's why I don't go there often, but it is
- 1:29:07Speaker 3: a lot cheaper than the restaurant we were looking at.
- 1:29:09Speaker 4: Do you go in a mall? I feel like going
- 1:29:12Speaker 4: into a standalone Panda Express is like the same.
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: We do both. But last night it was at the,
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: yesterday it was at the little square.
- 1:29:19Speaker 6: I'll tell you a quick story about Panda Express. One
- 1:29:22Speaker 6: time I'm driving down Ventura Boulevard and I see Fortune
- 1:29:24Speaker 6: walking down the street just a couple of years ago.
- 1:29:26Speaker 4: I was like, what are you doing? She's like, I
- 1:29:28Speaker 4: don't know. If you want to know the truth. I'm
- 1:29:32Speaker 4: going to Penn Express. And there was a standalone one
- 1:29:36Speaker 4: right over by where you were.
- 1:29:37Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think it's still there.
- 1:29:38Speaker 4: She was on her way there and she's like, I
- 1:29:39Speaker 4: can't believe you caught me. I was heading to Penn Express.
- 1:29:43Speaker 5: Sometimes you get a craving.
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: I think we should go to Billy's on the Beach. Great.
- 1:29:47Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:29:48Speaker 3: Really good cocktails.
- 1:29:49Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:29:50Speaker 4: Oh, that sounds good.
- 1:29:51Speaker 3: Salad, halibut, a poo-poo platter.
- 1:29:54Speaker 2: Oh.
- 1:29:55Speaker 3: They have poo-poo platters.
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:29:57Speaker 3: It's kind of Hawaiian.
- 1:29:58Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds nice.
- 1:29:59Speaker 5: I can't wait.
- 1:30:00Speaker 7: Let's do it.
- 1:30:00Speaker 3: All right. Okay, bye.
- 1:30:01Speaker 7: Bye.
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