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- 0:00Alright, mail bag, let's get it. Bound Bound Bangor Management
- 0:04Fantasy Hockey Podcast. Woo woo woo welcome in a Banger
- 0:10Management, The Fantasy Hockey Podcast with Jake, Josh and
- 0:14Kevin. Today I'm working.
- 0:18Nice. Today we're going to be doing
- 0:20our mail bag episode and this is as of the week of January 27th.
- 0:24Last week I said something to the tune of week 27 that was
- 0:28wrong. As always, if you want to follow
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- 0:39Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Cool.
- 0:42So let's dive into the questions for this week's party in the
- 0:46Korea on Reddit tasks. Besides Cider and Wigger, who is
- 0:50the next best all around Bangor League D rest of season in terms
- 0:54of cat coverage while still providing some offence?
- 0:57Well, Party of in Korea, I'll just say Party of Korea, Party
- 1:01in Korea. I think the clear name after
- 1:05those guys is probably Daline. I still put him in that
- 1:07category. Yeah, his banger cast this year,
- 1:09I've been lesser than what we've been used to in the past, but
- 1:12he's still honestly one of the top three top five fantasy
- 1:15defensemen. I take him over both writer and
- 1:19wigger. Overall, we're talking bangers,
- 1:21though. I like Charlie McAvoy as well
- 1:25because he's the type of guy that's gonna get you over two
- 1:27blocks, over two hits and close to two shots a game.
- 1:30Yeah, his point production and power production is gonna be
- 1:33less than what we're expecting from these other top names that
- 1:35you mentioned. But overall I like him a lot and
- 1:38I think Josh has some names too. Yeah.
- 1:40So obviously we're not including the top, top defensemen who are
- 1:43a different archetype. We're not going to mention like
- 1:45the Oasis and Makers because those are guys who don't really
- 1:47do that much for the hits category.
- 1:49Those guys are still solid at a shots and blocks.
- 1:51But let's talk about guys who are more like a Dalene and more
- 1:53like this Cider and weaker. 3 guys that I could think of are
- 1:57Colton Parayko, Seth Jones, and Neal Pionk.
- 2:00So Parreco is averaging .5 points, 1.6 hits and two point
- 2:04four blocks. Jones at .7 points, 1.3 hits,
- 2:071.8 blocks and Pianka .6 points, 1.5 hits, 1.5 blocks.
- 2:12Essentially all these guys are getting you over a hit in a
- 2:15block of game and they're getting you more than they're
- 2:18getting you more than a point every two games.
- 2:20And that's kind of like the same kind of, you know, realm as
- 2:23cider and weaker. I think cider and weaker are
- 2:24still a step. Up when you guys, when you're
- 2:26thinking of good back, back category like Bangor category
- 2:29defensemen, I'm looking at over two hits, two blocks like that's
- 2:32my line there where I'm trying to get to that range because
- 2:35over one is the bar is low. Right.
- 2:38I think they're asking more of like these all around guys, you
- 2:41know, cuz I can mention a guy like Jacob Trouba, Radko, Gudas,
- 2:44you know, those are like everyone knows those are the
- 2:46classic bangers. Guys are gonna hit you hit and
- 2:48block a ton, but they're not gonna contribute to points as
- 2:50well. So I think by citing cider and
- 2:52Uighur, they're looking for that specific archetype of guys who
- 2:55are going to contribute to points but also are solid for
- 2:58bangers. Yeah, no, I hear you.
- 3:01I, I think, I think all the names you mentioned are great.
- 3:03I think Macavoy too, I put in there, but there's a lot of guys
- 3:07that it's hard to find those guys here I feel like where, you
- 3:09know, they're averaging two hits, two blocks, some shots and
- 3:12getting you that point production.
- 3:13So if you have them, it's super valuable because especially from
- 3:16the defensive position, that's rare.
- 3:18And just two other names I'm going to mention.
- 3:21Romanov as of late. Insane.
- 3:23So where did that come from? But he's been really good.
- 3:25And Jake Walman's pretty, pretty consistent with shots and
- 3:28blocks. Not a point stud, but his hits
- 3:32are not bad either. So I don't know.
- 3:33What do you think about Wallman? I like Wallman a lot, but I
- 3:36think once you're not talking about hits, there's so many guys
- 3:39who are great at. Points on the car, you'll see
- 3:41these guys are getting zero hits, but they're getting a
- 3:43Leech I like. I was looking into guys like,
- 3:45cuz the poster specifically asked in terms of shot, hits,
- 3:48blocks. But it's, you know, it's easy
- 3:51when you're looking at the stats to look at guys.
- 3:52You're like, oh, the top guys are, you know, Makar and Yoshi,
- 3:55but that's because they shoot and like Werenski because they
- 3:57shoot and block so much that it counteracts their lack of hits.
- 4:00So I was trying to point guys who are more kind of all around.
- 4:02Cat cover that has a high high floor in hits also contributing
- 4:05in those other categories. Yeah, but I do love while in.
- 4:07His blogs are unreal and I think he's solid for points.
- 4:11The Pork Man on Reddit asked which teams are you targeting
- 4:14for playoffs weeks 22 to 24? Yeah, so for week 22 to 24, he
- 4:20actually asked like just, you know, who are you guys targeting
- 4:22and let me know what weeks you guys have your playoffs.
- 4:25So, so I said our weeks are week 22 to 24 and the guys, the teams
- 4:30that I'm targeting are Minnesota, Ottawa, Montreal and
- 4:33Dallas. So in general, what I like to
- 4:35look at for when you have a three weeks playoffs is you're
- 4:39going to have a group of teams that plays 11 times over the
- 4:41course of those three weeks. They're going to have 1-3 game
- 4:43week and two four-game weeks. And of those, that group, those
- 4:46are all like the elite ones, but the elite beat ones in my eyes
- 4:49are the ones that both their four-game weeks are the semis
- 4:52and the finals. Because I'm assuming that, you
- 4:54know, your first round matchup is gonna be the easiest of the
- 4:58three matchups and you wanna focus on guys, we're gonna have
- 5:02the most games in the last two weeks.
- 5:04So those are the four teams that I just mentioned.
- 5:05And of those four teams, the one with the most off nights is
- 5:08Minnesota. So I think Minnesota is really
- 5:10the peak team to target for playoff schedule.
- 5:14I think we talk about playoff schedule as well.
- 5:16It's all about also targeting teams like that you don't want
- 5:20to have on your roster. And I think for me, it's just
- 5:22like that Week 24 is going to be your championship matchup in
- 5:26most leagues or the semifinals in most leagues.
- 5:29And having top fantasy asset teams like New Jersey and
- 5:33Toronto and the Rangers have only two games.
- 5:35And during that week, honestly, it can really hinder your
- 5:39playoff success. So those are guys, if you have
- 5:41guys on that team like, you know, Toronto, New Jersey, both
- 5:45have four games in the two weeks prior to Week 24, right?
- 5:48So that's great. I mean, you get to the finals
- 5:50and then you get pooped on just because your best team, your
- 5:53best players only have two games.
- 5:55That's tough. So I'd be looking to move those
- 5:57guys for guys better playoff schedules and all the names you
- 5:59all the teams you mentioned are great teams to target.
- 6:02Nobody wants to get pooped on. Also OK.
- 6:06Not nobody. Moving on, Marisa Mcsmith asks
- 6:13Kate and Gulley or Arbor Jackie. This is unfortunately Kate and
- 6:19Gulley has a pretty serious injury that may keep him out the
- 6:21rest of the season. I guess the way that we could
- 6:24look at this right now is would you want to roster Jackie rest
- 6:27of season because of course goolies out long term, it's a
- 6:30no-brainer. You're rather Jack eye.
- 6:32But what do you think, Jackie? Overall rest of season?
- 6:35Not much to consider here with Guli Guli hurt.
- 6:38Obviously this question came in before the injury, which is
- 6:40unfortunate, but before the injury was said Guli easily
- 6:43because he contributes more in the categories and has more
- 6:45points upside. But after the injury, I mean,
- 6:46you can't roster Gully Jack. I would take it, especially in
- 6:50your banger category. He's gonna be good for hits and
- 6:52Pimms, but besides that you might have better options on
- 6:54waivers to be honest. Yeah, assuming they're both
- 6:57healthy, it's Gully I think pretty easily because he does.
- 7:00He blocks way more. He's gonna be better for points
- 7:02and shots. Jackie is way better for Pimms
- 7:05and but only slightly better for hits.
- 7:06I would expect him to be a lot better for it to be a
- 7:09conversation. So I think it's easily Gully,
- 7:10obviously barring the injury. And then in terms of the injury
- 7:13and do you want to have Jackie on your roster?
- 7:15I just think there's a lot better guys for pure bangers
- 7:19that you could find. Like we were talking, we've been
- 7:21talking a lot about like a guy like Romanov, you know, he's
- 7:23really just putting up crazy numbers or like these are types
- 7:26of guys to, if you're looking really bottom of the barrel
- 7:28bangers, like these are guys who are gonna be streaming.
- 7:30So just go for whoever has four games that week and is on a hot
- 7:32streak of doing some decent hits and blocks.
- 7:35Yeah, exactly. Next pcav 4 on Instagram asks
- 7:41with Kaprizov out again, should I be looking to trade Joel
- 7:44Ericsson Ek? My take on this is that an
- 7:46appoint Sly? You could definitely get rid of
- 7:48Eric's neck, but in a bangers league I think Eric's neck still
- 7:51holds a lot of value because his shots, faceoffs, and hits are
- 7:54going to stay elite regardless. Yeah, I think this is a, this is
- 7:59a really interesting 1 and I think it's gonna be affected a
- 8:02lot by how the lines shake out with Kaprizov out on.
- 8:06What I've been seeing is there trying to do a first line of
- 8:10Boldy, Zuccarello and Erickson Eck.
- 8:12In which case Eric Snack is actually getting better
- 8:15deployment with Kaprizov out than with him in.
- 8:18Because when Capri's in, Ericsson neck is the second line
- 8:20centre and Rossi plays with Kaprizov and Zuccarello.
- 8:23So in that case, Erickson Eck has Boldy and kind of a, you
- 8:27know, Hartman or Gaudreau or someone who's just not great as
- 8:30his second winger, whereas now he has both Body and Zuccarello
- 8:33and he's the main piece on that like top line.
- 8:36So I think it's possible his deployment actually gets better.
- 8:38The Big L is that on the power play you're not playing with
- 8:41Prison, who is one of the greatest players in the league.
- 8:43So it can go both ways. But I kind of agree.
- 8:46Points league, you could potentially look at shopping
- 8:48him. Bangers league I'm still holding
- 8:49pretty happily, yeah. You're not dropping him in a
- 8:51point. So you also by the way, like
- 8:52you're going to have to trade him.
- 8:53But I think that. Depends how shallow your league
- 8:55is, though. In a lot of Yahoo default,
- 8:58you'll find guys like Kadri, like, you know, the virus has
- 9:00been on waivers here and there where I, I would obviously pick
- 9:02up those guys now that that fair result is out.
- 9:06But in most leagues where those guys are obviously rostered, I
- 9:10think in points leagues obviously is less valuable than
- 9:13in category leagues. I think we saw earlier in the
- 9:15season when Kaprizov missed, what was it like two or three
- 9:18weeks, we saw Erickson Eck kind of production really, really not
- 9:21be strong. And I'd just be worried that,
- 9:24you know, the lines don't shake out properly or there's a lot of
- 9:26inconsistency in the deployment and that really hinders his
- 9:30production. Obviously he's good at bangers,
- 9:32but if you can trade him right now for a guy that maybe is
- 9:36safer, I would really look into that.
- 9:39I will say one thing though, kind of tying into our one of
- 9:41our previous questions is that I like Minnesota's playoff
- 9:44schedule. If your playoffs are Week 22 to
- 9:4624, I think they have the best playoff schedule of any team.
- 9:48So I wouldn't want to trade him in that sense, but that's just
- 9:51another thing to keep in mind. Would you, would you trade
- 9:55Ericson like for like Patrick Liney?
- 9:57Absolutely not. I mean in in our league
- 10:00settings, I don't think that's that's close, but.
- 10:03No, no, I'm talking category leagues because that's really, I
- 10:05think putting the back categories against the points up
- 10:09sign. Yeah, I don't see the point
- 10:12difference being that big enough to to warrant the decrease in
- 10:15the categories. Yeah, I agree.
- 10:18Thunter 181 asks Week 24 of the playoffs.
- 10:22New Jersey only has two games. I currently have Meyer and
- 10:26Hughes. Do you think I should shop Meyer
- 10:28around? If so, who could be a good
- 10:30potential trade target? I love this question.
- 10:34I mean, as a fellow former miner owner who sold them to somebody
- 10:37in this room chump OHS, sorry, Jackie, but I mean I'm very pro
- 10:45trading Timo Meyer or Jack Hughes because just that that
- 10:48two game playoff championship week is just brutal, right?
- 10:52Like a lot of players will out produce those two guys if they
- 10:57have four games, right? It's just really tough to make
- 10:59up that ground. Obviously not impossible, but if
- 11:01you can get somebody in a similar to a better, better
- 11:04production, I would do that. I'm gonna give you some for
- 11:07tomorrow that I think you can make a flip for.
- 11:09I would rather have if you can temo 4 Drake Batherson.
- 11:13I would do that if you can flip Timo for, I mean, why Johnson is
- 11:18maybe aiming high if you could get, you know, maybe a Buffalo
- 11:22guy. What do you think about Alex
- 11:24talk? I feel like that's close.
- 11:27I'd rather team more than talk, I think.
- 11:29But talk is tough. Because he doesn't.
- 11:31Have good deployment. Would you trade for Dylan
- 11:33Gunther, who's just coming back from injury?
- 11:37I would take it through for Tina.
- 11:38I think so too actually. May try to make that swap to be
- 11:41honest. That's that's.
- 11:42Good. Well yeah, yeah because honestly
- 11:46is great at shots and hits, right it's not many players that
- 11:49can average. What he does in those categories
- 11:51is really just a lack of power play and the the two game
- 11:54championship week. So there's a lot of guys that I
- 11:56think that have four games that would take three games as well.
- 12:00Obviously this is taking into account that you're going to be
- 12:02a shoe in for the playoffs and not have to struggle to make it
- 12:04there, so. Yeah, I think assuming that
- 12:07you're in a good playoff spot right now, this is definitely
- 12:10the time to start making moves to improve your playoff
- 12:12schedule. You know, people who think about
- 12:14this ahead of time are you have a huge benefit at the end of the
- 12:17season when they go up against someone else in the finals and
- 12:19they have like 8 more games to play or something.
- 12:21So you know he's stacking the odds in your favor is always,
- 12:24always a good move. In terms of these specific
- 12:27players, I think you would definitely want to trade both of
- 12:30them. I've been trying, I've been
- 12:31saying Meyers should be sold the whole season, but definitely
- 12:35because of the playoff schedule and with he sure out.
- 12:38So we had mentioned in our in our news episode, I think Myers
- 12:41value is gonna go up briefly until he sure comes back.
- 12:43So it would be a great time to sell high.
- 12:45Some guys that I would kind of look at.
- 12:48I can look at like a Kevin Fiala, Tim Stutzel as as one for
- 12:52one guys and then I don't. Think that would be attainable,
- 12:55to be honest. I mean, you know, Fiala maybe, I
- 12:58think. Fiala you could definitely get
- 12:59yeah, and this is really, really bad.
- 13:02But so obviously it's like league dependent, but I think
- 13:04it's possible. And then some guys that like if
- 13:07you can do team of for this guy and plus something else, I would
- 13:09like, I'm looking at Josh Norris.
- 13:11I mean, you know what, we're really high on Josh Norris here.
- 13:14Obviously this is for bangers. That would be tough for me,
- 13:16honestly. That's.
- 13:18The point this wouldn't be a one for one, this would be Josh
- 13:21Norris plus. But like Ottawa is a great
- 13:23playoff schedule and I could see Norris contributing more to
- 13:26those to those final two weeks then then Teemo pretty easily.
- 13:29And I'm also looking at Jamie Benn.
- 13:31Plus Ben has been pretty bad lately.
- 13:33Yeah. And Dallas has a really good
- 13:34playoff schedule. So I think you can get him plus
- 13:36something else for team. And I think those would be I've
- 13:38been. Trying to get Ben giving too
- 13:40feels like a lot. But if you're getting Ben Plus,
- 13:43yeah, that's great. I want to give some names before
- 13:46we move on to the next question to give some names for Jack
- 13:47because he was also part of this question and I feel like he's
- 13:49obviously an easier asset to trade for Jack Hughes.
- 13:53Like would you take Hughes for JT Miller?
- 13:57Yeah, I'll take Miller. But what if treatment gets
- 13:58traded to the Rangers that also have a 2 game playoff week?
- 14:01Right. So that's.
- 14:01That's the risky thing. Would you do Jacques for Tage
- 14:05Thompson? Yeah, I would.
- 14:08Wow, See that's that's. True Jackie.
- 14:11For Thompson? Wow.
- 14:12I mean, Buffalo is a great playoff schedule and Thompson
- 14:16did just get three goals and an assist against me last night, so
- 14:19you know, that helps. But no, I've been trying to
- 14:21trade for Teach for awhile. I think you might be able to get
- 14:23tape and a little sweetener as well, so why not go for that?
- 14:26Jack Hughes or Mikko? Rantanen ranting and easy.
- 14:29OK. I just wanted to see Jake would
- 14:30be like Jack Hughes. Jackie is low on rationing and
- 14:34loves. Him way lower on Rantanen.
- 14:36Jack Hughes for Natures Plus. Yeah.
- 14:40Yeah, Jack used for Adrian Kempe.
- 14:44I think you can get more. I think you get Kempe plus. 10
- 14:46plus if you. Could do like Kempe and Natures
- 14:48for Jack Hughes, plus like someone less good than the other
- 14:50two. That would be a good.
- 14:51Probably nuts. Yeah, I.
- 14:53Would I would maybe go cross position?
- 14:55You can maybe get a kill Makara Quinn Hughes for Jack Hughes.
- 14:59Yeah, the old hues for hue swap. Yep.
- 15:01Yeah, Luke. Watching from free agency.
- 15:06Sad. That was harsh.
- 15:11OK then from Instagram Izzy asks 3 players to I can't say this
- 15:17word Mary and kill you. Can just say bang.
- 15:21Bang like Bangor management exactly you're.
- 15:24Fired. Fired.
- 15:24Bang. Marry.
- 15:25Kill So is he from Instagram? This is a family friendly show,
- 15:31so unfortunately we can't answer it quite like that.
- 15:34However, we're gonna try to do like the closest thing to a
- 15:36fantasy hockey rendition to help you put on.
- 15:40Like to make this sort of family friendly, if you will.
- 15:44Where is head is at though? The hard hitting questions we
- 15:48need to be getting. So yeah, essentially the idea is
- 15:53going to be keep them on your fantasy team, but never meet in
- 15:57real life, marry in real life, but can't hold them on your
- 16:00fantasy team and drop. So let's do this with the top
- 16:03three draft picks in our league. McDavid, McKinnon, Matthews, and
- 16:07I'm expecting some detailed answers here.
- 16:10Alright, well I'm gonna give you a very detailed answer because
- 16:12mine is quick and easy. I am marrying Nathan McKinnon
- 16:17because that guy is just a stud and also like who doesn't want
- 16:20the best player in the NHL to be his husband?
- 16:23I'm probably dropping Austin Matthews just because I don't
- 16:27agree with the facial hair and McDavid can be the other one.
- 16:33I just think that like, like Al, I mean, no, no shade, but like I
- 16:38wouldn't necessarily want to like live in Edmonton and I've
- 16:41been to Denver and they got pretty good Mexican food.
- 16:43So I'm gonna go with marrying McKinnon as well, dropping
- 16:47Matthews. And I'm going to keep McDavid on
- 16:50my fantasy team, even though I traded him to Josh last year and
- 16:54then he won. But let's not, let's not dive
- 16:56into that part of it. Yeah, let's not dive into that.
- 16:58I actually hadn't McDavid and McKinnon on my team last year,
- 17:00thanks to Jakey. So that was pretty fun.
- 17:03I think I'd actually do to keep McKinnon my team, but never
- 17:08meet. I don't think I can marry
- 17:09McKinnon. The his like diet routine of
- 17:11just eating chickpeas and stuff. You know, I, I like to he, you
- 17:14know, if he saw his like, you know, you with like an ice cream
- 17:17or something, he'd be like, give me like 20 pushups right now.
- 17:19B12 Diet. You know like I just I cannot
- 17:22handle that. I need my Mcflurries and stuff
- 17:25and my chef on call. So yeah.
- 17:29So I'm gonna take a free on my team but not marry him.
- 17:32And then I think I would take, I think I'd marry McDavid.
- 17:36I just think he's gonna make the most money out of all of them.
- 17:37And I'm a bit of a gold digger, so I think that's a solid bet
- 17:41there. And yeah, drop Matthews cuz I
- 17:44hate to leave centre on poor. Matthews OK, let's move on to
- 17:49the next question. On Instagram Armin asked what to
- 17:53do with Dobson out rest of season and also what to do with
- 17:57Cap Resolve and Monahan. So just my thoughts on this.
- 18:01The first thing is whether or not you have an IR IR spot and
- 18:05whether you're in a comfortable playoff position.
- 18:07So if you have both of those working in your favor then I'd
- 18:11hold on to these guys for sure because they can help your team
- 18:14come playoff time. Especially as Josh Menton for
- 18:16Kaprizov because the Wild have such a good playoff schedule.
- 18:20But if you're fighting for a playoff spot and or you don't
- 18:23have an IR, I would suggest trying to shop them around.
- 18:26Even if you sell it at discount, getting back a player to help
- 18:28you make the playoffs is a better question.
- 18:30Just giving up on the season. Yeah, I mean, I think there's
- 18:33some pretty clear answers for these guys to be honest.
- 18:35Dobson seems to be out long term.
- 18:37His team just signed 2 potential replacements for his power play,
- 18:41Tony D'Angelo and Scott Munich. If you listen to our previous
- 18:45episode earlier in the week, the news and updates, we spoke about
- 18:49what to do with Tony D'Angelo and Dobson, so you can listen to
- 18:52that. But I think if Dobson missing
- 18:54extended amount of time, like you can't, you can't do much.
- 18:57I would try to trade him and get anything.
- 18:58If you can flip Dobson for another guy that's been like
- 19:00middling or you know, coming back from injury as well, I
- 19:03would really consider it. Like if you get a surrogate
- 19:05Chev, if that's even in the world of possibilities, maybe I
- 19:09would aim even lower than that to be honest.
- 19:11But obviously if not, just even on your IR cap, that's the big
- 19:15name that you can probably trade for something of value.
- 19:18If you can get any Top 40 player, I would do it, but it
- 19:21really just depends on your playoff schedule.
- 19:23We touched on this before as well and Monahan, that's tough
- 19:26because you can't get anything from Monaghan.
- 19:27He's out for the rest of the fantasy season most likely.
- 19:29Like it's 8 weeks, that's that's tough and it's really a keeper
- 19:32league or something like that where you know somebody that's
- 19:35tanking could use the value and you get immediate production.
- 19:37But besides that, there's not much you can do.
- 19:40Yeah, at this point, these guys, I see Monaghan and Dobson as
- 19:43pretty much just no value at this point.
- 19:46I think they're just gone for the rest of this season,
- 19:48unfortunately. Kaprizov is the one that I'm
- 19:51most interested in. Obviously you're never dropping
- 19:53him. Monahan and Dobson, if you're
- 19:55out of IR spots, I don't think it's crazy to have to drop them.
- 19:59But Kaprizov, I think you you tough it out because he will be
- 20:02back for fantasy playoffs most likely.
- 20:04So that's the one that I'm most interested in and I'm actually
- 20:07very interested in buying low on him.
- 20:09If I don't have him, it's not going to happen in our league.
- 20:11Because no one wants to trade with me anymore.
- 20:13But but yeah. Group everybody off.
- 20:15He's off. I don't RIP people off where
- 20:17everyone's happy. You're happy, you're rejoicing,
- 20:20and everybody else is is contemplating, but she's.
- 20:22Always happy after we trade, you know, he's just not happy when I
- 20:25win at the end, but that has nothing to do with it.
- 20:29Moo ving on OK from Instagram, Zoe asked which of the three
- 20:35hosts would be most embarrassing if they met their dream hockey
- 20:38player. So I have some thoughts on this.
- 20:40I think Josh would be like Kim Jong Un to Dave Skylark and the
- 20:44interview, but somehow even with that, I think Kevin would be
- 20:48more embarrassing. I completely disagree, I would
- 20:51not be embarrassing at all. I am never embarrassing.
- 20:54If anything I think Jake would be the most embarrassing.
- 20:56OK, Jakey where Spiderman costumes when he's famous
- 20:59people. I don't, I don't know what else
- 21:00to to say about that. What I used to see cool coffee
- 21:07all that like the bar actually gave him props like I was like
- 21:12but. What were you wearing when you
- 21:13were Bruce Willis? Famous celebrity that's.
- 21:14Not, That's not OK. No, no, no, Bruce Willis.
- 21:17What a throwback to like our first episode.
- 21:22It was actually a Superman costume, but.
- 21:25That's what I meant. Even worse, Spider Man's way
- 21:29cooler. But yeah, so Josh, who do you
- 21:34think would be the most embarrassing?
- 21:36I feel like I'd be the most embarrassing.
- 21:37I think I'd freak out, honestly. I mean, it would be a mix of
- 21:42either I would be like overthinking it too much and
- 21:45just not go over to them and say hi and then just regret it for
- 21:47the rest of my life. Or I just like go full fangirl
- 21:49and just be like, Oh my God, you know, like can you like take me
- 21:52with you on the on the and I'll just play put me on the fourth
- 21:55line, you know? Of the two of you, who who is
- 21:58most likely to have clammy hands when meeting the person shaking
- 22:00their hand? My hands are pretty, pretty
- 22:03solid. They're not, They're not clammy
- 22:05at all. I think, I think I probably
- 22:07give, you know, not the strongest handshake, but but you
- 22:10know, don't worry about my hands.
- 22:11They're good. Who's most likely to give
- 22:13someone a high 5 when they're giving you a props that's.
- 22:16That's a real question. That's probably Josh, yeah.
- 22:23But at least it'll be memorable for them.
- 22:25They can all laugh about me in the locker room.
- 22:27Exactly. Exactly.
- 22:30OK, now let's move on to the last question.
- 22:32This week from Instagram, Emily asked.
- 22:35Compare this NHL season, so your fantasy hockey season, to a
- 22:39movie of your choice, and explain why.
- 22:41I'm gonna go with Legends of the Fall, which was released in
- 22:451994, I believe. Because at the beginning, it
- 22:49looked magnificent, and then it just kept getting worse and
- 22:53worse. It was the worst movie I've ever
- 22:56seen. And that's exactly what's
- 22:58happening to my fantasy team. Things look great.
- 23:00I felt so good about the draft. And then it's just been like a
- 23:04slow, steady, painful decline, injury after injury.
- 23:08And now I'm fighting for my life.
- 23:09And somehow this movie won an Oscar nomination.
- 23:12So I hope this the same fate happens to me.
- 23:15But we'll have to see. Josh, you should go.
- 23:18I have the best answer. I'm saving it for last, OK?
- 23:21Oh, wow. OK, Josh, go OK.
- 23:23Here, here's my answer, but it's with a with a changed ending.
- 23:27OK, my answer is that mine is like the movie Dodgeball, except
- 23:33that it's the movie Dodgeball as it should have ended with Globo
- 23:37Gym winning because they were way better at dodgeball.
- 23:39And in this sense, I'm Globo Gym.
- 23:42So I'm coming in hot. You know, I've won three
- 23:44straight and I'm feeling pretty good.
- 23:46And I think, I think Global Gym's gonna kick the average
- 23:49Joe's ass. Wow, I see how it is.
- 23:54Wow, that's like Barney Stinson liking all like this.
- 23:57Yeah, exactly. Contrary opinions in the movies.
- 24:01Wow. OK, OK.
- 24:04How about you? Bleed my own blood.
- 24:06Wow. OK, my answer for my how I would
- 24:12describe my fantasy team, and this is this is looking into the
- 24:16end of the season, but Shawshank Redemption.
- 24:20Because not only has Josh eliminated me in multiple
- 24:23consecutive years and I've finished either runner up or
- 24:25third place, but this is the year I'm getting my redemption
- 24:29because Josh is not winning 4 back-to-back to back-to-back.
- 24:33You either get busy living or get busy dying.
- 24:36That's damn right. Alright, the trailer.
- 24:41Wow, good answer. Kind of.
- 24:42Honestly, Kevin, I kind of want you to win.
- 24:45Thank you, The greatest one of the greatest movies of all time
- 24:49and it's also my fantasy season. What are the odds?
- 24:51I know mine mine that's. For sure.
- 24:54Why would it watch the way when I'm competing against you, Josh?
- 24:58You're like, how dare you don't want me to win the four peat.
- 25:00Yeah, no, I'll just give it to you.
- 25:01It's just. Yeah.
- 25:02Yeah, no, no, my, my movie is just horrible.
- 25:05So yeah, this, this is just not my ear.
- 25:06Anyway, thank you to everybody for joining us.
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- 25:23Don't watch Legends of the Fall, Kevin.
- 25:26Help us help you. Nice, Josh.
- 25:29Paramount Bound Banger Management Fantasy Hockey
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- 25:36And there you have it, folks.