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Piseogs · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Dan. What's happening, young McBride? How are you keeping? How are
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  you keeping? Mister O'Mahony, I gotta tell you I'm over here looking forward
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  to my last non cursed hour on this earth, Tom, because I have
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  a feeling once we get this week's podcast out of the way, it's just
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  fucking helen damnation for us going forward. How are you keeping? How are
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  you feeling? I already have a priest, a rabbi, and a man
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  and if I can get my hands in anybody else to come over to the
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  house first thing tomorrow morning to bless the place because this next next hour is
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  going to get creepy, creepy, and our chances with this one. But
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  how are you all doing out there in listen Land? Tom and Jerry Land.
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  They're in Tom and Jerry Land. Of course they're welcome everybody. Of
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  course, we just ingratiated ourselves there by saying hello to each other without saying
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  hello to e. But you're all very very welcome back to another episode of
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  the Tom and Jerry's Show, of course, if it's your first time listening,
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  Gone, what are these two boats about? Havigander? There's rags more
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  back there last couple of seasons, we've been going off script as we had
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  done in previous years. We're sticking with our magazine style show, but typically
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  what we've been picking over the last two seasons are subjects that are deer,
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  are interesting to our hearts and extrapolating them, deep diving on whatever you want
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  to call yes, indeed and indeed yes, subjects that are of interest to
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  all other people, which is why this podcast is just steadily plateau and Tom
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  always says a load to the new listeners. Tom, there are no fucking
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  new listeners. It's the same cohort we have had since day one, and
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  we've loved the early. Dark hearted, fucking horn toad Freaks like us are
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  just sitting there going this is my gummy verse, this is my jam.
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  There's just stuff for me, sitting there wearing the picture off their brown scapula
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  between finger and Tom as they listened to us playing with the with their reckless
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  middle in the chest hair of life. Oh my soul. Do you know
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  what? Look, let's just jump straight into because I'm quite excited about this
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  one. I've been Yeah, I've been too deep into the Internet and this
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  stuff. I feel like a couple of conspiracy guy friends of ours that I've
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  found. I ended up in places that I had no business. I had
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  to close the door again and say excuse me, sorry, I pick a
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  pardon and reverse back out, and I just keep it back on track,
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  because if you go down the route of black magic and whatnot, you can
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  end up in Haiti. That's where I ended up. People. People are
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  worried about the dark web, it's the green web you want to worry about.
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  Exactly because in this episode we are going to be discussing the Irish phenomenon
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  that is pish oaks. Now you something. You will be reading this from
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  Barad gone Pi. It is pronounced a pish oaks, pish oaks, nothing
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  to do taken a pish pigs sometimes people which is young people it is yeah,
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  yeah, it's not maybe, Oh yeah, I said that would I
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  don't know what I think. I read it out loud like that when I
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  started looking into it first, and I assumed there was a pish and then
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  a small pitch because oag to put og on the back end, so gar
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  old Ogu would be small Jerry young, Jerry, Yeah, tom Ogu.
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  You'd hear something that's called don't logue. This is pisch og, but not
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  there doesn't seem to be a big pish. Yeah, I mean, there's
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  just a singular pish, one size fits all pish. Oh you could.
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  You could have rappers that are like young Chili and it's actually, you know,
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  actually the less. Yeah, I don't know if there's a rapper just
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  wait away. Yeah, yeah, this is pigs. So let's jump straight
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  into it. Some of you will know what pitch oaks, that you'll heard
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  of pitch ogs, but I'm going to briefly explain what I know to be
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  pitch oaks. The word pig has it's different contexts in Ireland, which I
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  found all over the country. It kind of slips under different in behind different
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  curtains of meaning, but it typically means superstition, belief practice, or it
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  can mean a charmer or spell. That's that's kind of the original meaning of
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  a charmer or spell. Because much has been said it would be because I
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  got more from talking to my parents than I did from the internet, but
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  very little actually solid written. Like you'll there'll be a whole lot of waffle
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  around some American who believes that they know it, and a hell of a
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  lot of time tis pure or not their sculer. So I don't think we're
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  going to unmuddy those waters today. To be fair, what I think the
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  best thing that has come from when we're talking about things, when we hit
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  upon factual stuff, when we do hit factual stuff rather than opinion based ones.
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  I found is our brains tend to find old memories and stuff go wished
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  I found And that seems to be what pish oaks tend to be. Is
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  that that? Yeah, that I'm expecting a lot of that. Tom.
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  I'm very green to pish oaks right now. But I have a funny feeling
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  I've heard a lot of these and you and they, to be honest with
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  you, they're as malleable as you can imagine. It would seem they can
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  like there's ones up the road here that definitely i'd say they. I don't
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  know where they were casting stone, these chokes, these superstitions, yet you
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  I guarant fucking you won't have heard them anywhere else, do you know what
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  I mean? It's must be done this way, And as you said,
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  just have faire Tom there for good and for ill, it's a catch all
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  phrase. Pishogs there are a blessing on a course, Tom, they're a
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  blessing on the course. So like, typically if you were to just read
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  it in Wikipedia, and it is a it is a course, it is
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  malevolent to degree like the actual pischo. So like, the same term is
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  often used for general traditions like that, superstitions and everything else. Like I
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  said, like if you lost your way, you'll hear there's sometimes one if
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  you turn your socks inside out you'll find Joey back. That's a superstition,
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  but it falls under the Pisho umbrella a bit nowadays. Yeah, but like
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  you know, there's one where if you hear a knock at the door at
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  night, you should run and open the back door to let the fairies out.
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  I don't know what you were doing the fairies in the house anyway,
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  But again it's kind of a superstition. Maybe you know people with d d
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  D. I don't know. I don't a fucking like even right now,
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  I feel that I'm inviting courses down on me just by talking about this shit.
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  I fucking knew I shouldn't have done this podcast. Well, I would
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  find the link for when we post this for our Twitter people, really,
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  because you won't you won't be able to hope the link. I'll find the
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  link on YouTube. There was a great journalist. He goes around Ireland and
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  he interviews very interesting people. And I think I spoke, I think I
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  sent it, sent this clip onto you before. It's maybe a twenty five
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  minute interview. Oh yeah, And he does in fairness, he's he's not
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  a bit, he's not Louis Throw. He doesn't have the camera on him
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  at all. It's all POV and he's talking to Interesting Folk podcast and essentially
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  is what he's doing. And he meets this guy may or Go. He's
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  very West of Ireland, but a very astute sounded man, and he high
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  up and low down as as real as the sky is blue. This man
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  believes in the faith folk so and he could attribute a large amount of his
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  wealth and his luck because he seemed like a wealthy bloke, a wealthy farmer
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  to these But who am I? Who am I in this day of knowing
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  about the Annunaki and all the different things of this you know, Samerian text
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  and whatnot. Who knows? Maybe they're aliens of storts that are still here.
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  But anyway, will like that's let's get into it. Yeah, let's
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  let's let's so they are not go on course for longer than we have to.
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  Right. So, but in the all fairs, like I said,
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  they do fall under and tonight we will be talking about the full lumbers things.
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  But they do typically originally fall under darker meanings. So more than just
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  like wishing someone ill, like a foe, begrudging neighbor, or even the
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  fairies themselves might cast the pish oak in order to cause real, real harm
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  on somebody or their land by breath, you know, breathing life into it,
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  by using something that once lived. This was kind of the rule of
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  the ground zero of pish oaks, like this was using something that once lived
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  or might have lived. Now that's where it gets. The pishog is said
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  to be the most powerful when cast on maze Eve. So the eve of
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  May. So we're okay, we're over the hump. We're over the hump.
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  Yeah, maze eve from that time when the clock chimed midnight, if
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  you had a chimey clock the first light of dawn, if at this time
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  during those hours you were to cast a pish oak. Most often use an
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  egg raw rotten, but also a piece of old meat, a raven carcass
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  if you get your hands, because raven carcass comes up a lot. That
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  is, you ain't getting out of that one. If they somebody has dropped
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  the raven carcass or someone are similar, you did serious success. If you
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  did it right on Mayze eve and they were it was to be still on
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  their property. Come to follow morn comes sunlight. You've goosed them. You've
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  goosed them. So say the breaking of that egg released the course. You
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  might put it on a path outside the doorway. So like like if you
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  if you come out your door like like a little supernatural land mine. Yes
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  exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. So little
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  walk me through the process here, Tom. So I've pissed you off in
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  some way, shape, make or form. So let's say for a second
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  time, let's imagine use the power of her imaginations. Let's imagine I'm a
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  fucking dose. Right. Yeah, it's going to be hard for you to
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  don Okay, I've got it, you got it, you got you got
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  there quick, Tom. And I'm after pissing you off in some way,
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  shape, make or form. I'm after stealing land from underneath you or like
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  denied your plan and permission or like already didn't didn't let you out of it,
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  didn't let you out of the turn. Whatever is that I've done wrong
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  to you? And you're like, I'm a I'm a fucking cast a pistol
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  gun this, Kay, I'm going to curse this, Mazieve is a great
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  time to do it. If not, you know, we'll take whatever caution
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  we can get. But you're going to You're going to actually curse me.
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  You're going to like call upon all here present too. There doesn't seem to
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  be mistations. There doesn't seem to be any incantations that are required. You
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  just need to wish, like so you're manifesting it. Let's maybe there's a
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  chant, you know what I mean, there's you know, to talk about
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  mindfulness and everything that I'm guessing it's along the same line. So I'll take
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  an egg. I could leave it at your doorway. If I want to
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  your faith, your crops to fail, I could take a rotten egg at
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  the like it would seem anyway. The more read into this, the more
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  disgusting the feature. Whether it's a rotten I would bit of meat, a
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  rotten egg, a rock, a dead carcass of a crow slash raven.
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  Now some people, some people would don't give a shit about it. But
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  by all, by all accounts, farmers would walk around their farms on the
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  morning of the first to may you know or on those nights I should say
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  sorry, they would walk around it on me would like, yeah, I've
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  heard I have heard of this of lads who believed that there was going to
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  be a pitchoucast on them and would walk around for fear somebody would lay a
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  pitch ok because they would like they could go into the barn too, That's
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  the number one place that was popular. Go into the barn, stash the
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  egg somewhere in there, or break the egg on the hay and if if
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  so that they catleberut to eat it, chances are they would they'd all fall
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  ill. So but yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay. So
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  but like if I walk out and there's an egg on my doorstep, or
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  I noticed a bulge in the doormat and that could be an egg unnerneath it
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  if I jump over it, or like cut the trip wires to it.
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  Oh no, no, no, no, no. Once it's on your
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  once it's on your property, you're fucked. If you. If you're finding
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  it on me first, you're fucked. You're fucked. So that's it.
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  That's it. It's your gooset like because you need to have nipped that in
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  the bud by catching it the night before at the latest. So if you're
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  up before dawn, you catch that egg, you fuck it off your property.
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  You'll be all right. You find that fucking dawn has broken on the
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  first of me too late, too late, you'll have to bring in it.
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  Probably a fucking an Irish version. They didn't seem to be many ways
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  of backing out of it other than once you've been hit with this course other
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  you see. Well, I mean if they've if they have brought the fairies
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  in on it, then you're fucking double fucked. Okay, So not every
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  pit show is bringing down and and and and you know, I'm sure we'll
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  get into it, but we're just going to refer to the mouths they're given
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  name now the fairies. Yeah, once you invoke the fairies to to to
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  to ross tom O'Mahony's crops. Yeah, it's hard to call them buys off
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  right, there's little or no hope because I mean, once you've engaged their
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  services, that's it. Do you know what I mean? They're not they're
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  not backing up the truck like now. I mean, if you haven't in
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  your in your manifestations, if you haven't actually invited them to do it,
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  and you've done it on yourself by all accounts, you can ask that farmer,
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  say I was the bad basketbardidity you come to me and say, listen
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  while the cost I know you fucking did it. While the cost for you
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  to drop that and I can release you of it, or I can tell
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  you go fuck yourself. So yeah, but if the fay folk the fairies
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  are in on it, your ghost because apparently they don't they follow through,
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  they don't, they don't. Would now would be a good time in the
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  podcast Tom to just open up to the listeners and say, I believe every
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  fucking word of this. Yeah, mhm, I believe every syllable of this.
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  And I don't know whether it is that I believe it or that I
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  just don't want to fuck with it. We see, just I don't want
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  no part of this. There'll be folks listening to this going or I go
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  away out of it. But I could tell you here now you are probably
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  at most four generations away from being agricultural. There's very very few people in
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  Ireland, Like at one point these were heavy this is heavy duty stuff,
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  probably eighteen hundreds because the whole country was sucking agricultural at that stage, or
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  agree adjacent at the very least, as you'd say yourself agious. But look
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  at this evening, we will be talking about all Irish superstitions. It won't
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  just be purely the deathly horrendous ones. But I wanted it. I wanted
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  to talk the origins of the name Pishogu. But it's not that it's become
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  watered down, but it's just become easy for people down through the years to
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  just lob all these Irish things because lots of nationalities have lots of different you
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  know, lots and lots of different superstitions. But I think I do believe
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  a lot of them started here because let's be honest, a million of us,
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  that's a lot of people. A million of us during the Great Potato
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  Famine headed in all directions and we brought a lot of stuff with us.
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  Not just that, but like if you went really digging, you'd find that
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  Ireland's essentially make a slash ground zero for all things spooky and supernatural. Like
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  I mean, it literally is. There's no maybe about it. We invented
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  Halloween, Tom, well, we invented holl do as far as I'm aware,
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  we didn't know we did. We did. Like there's like you go
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  back into the real druidy things like Christmas Jesus Birthday was actually in July sometime,
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  but it was actually moved as a result of paganism. Yeah Ireland,
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  No, yeah, I don't want the funk with the fairy folk, do
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  you know? So they were like, no, look at we'll just have
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  the big celebration when you you have us. So don't worry. Don't worry,
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  We'll just move it around for you. Okay, Okay, So pishoas
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  Tom courses, I can. I can cast a pishog on you by leaving
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  something gross like fucking all smashed up like old rotten stakes and whatnot and leaving
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  them on it and and and and and do I have any Do I have
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  any blowback from that? Do I owe anyone a debt? If I cast
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  a pistow on you and your crops fail? Am I on the lamb to
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  somebody? Now? No, if you've done it, off your own back.
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  Then you're okay, like that's you, that's on you. I mean,
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  you're just a rockingcor bad bastad for doing it. But if you have
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  made a pact with the fairies, there didn't seem to be hard and fastest
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  to what they wanted. But if they wanted it, they were taking it,
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  do you know what I mean? So it was open season. They
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  wanted your property in any way, they wanted gold, they want the money.
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  They were taking it like you know, your second born child or some
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  ship, exactly that. And they could be as malevolent as they want it.
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  You cross them, you're done. So it was it was real tony
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  soprano stuff like so if you haven't say it sounds really organized crime that if
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  you get listener, I need my I need a competitors grocery shop smashed up,
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  and yeah they'll come and smash it up. But then all of a
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  sudden, I'm asked to hide a gun or some shit. Well you remember
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  at the wedding in the Godfather, Yeah I remember, Yeah, remember he
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  came in. He's like, you know these guys, you know they were
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  they my daughter. He's like, where do you come to me before?
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  Now? You see, the guy tried to start it out off his own
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  back. Didn't work. It didn't work. So now he's in with Don
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  Carlone and he says, look for this, we will do this for you,
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  but I will call on you at another time. I won't tell you
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  what it is yet. I don't know what it is yet, yeah,
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  but we'll call on you. And that's essentially what the fairy folk would do.
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  So I can't. I can't. I can't confirm what it is that
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  I've never encanted. I've never brought these boys on board before, never looked,
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  you know, because I've had a fucking slew, a bad luck,
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  lady Tom, and it can only be, you know, explained by this
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  exact thing you're talking about. And listen, I don't know like yoush me,
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  I'll pisho you so I will. Well, I'm telling you now,
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  just keep an eye in your wheel bins because so look at strapping. We
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  are going to go. We're gonna go heavy through a lash of these and
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  we'll give our own kind of take on it. And I would love before
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  we kick into it if we've missed any if you're living in fucking leathrum,
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  if you're living in west Waterford and you are gone. Jesus Christ Sore,
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  we have one below here. I'd love It'll be class to hear it like,
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  so feel free to leave a voice note on the fucking on the Tom
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  and Jerry Instagram page. If tweet us whatever you gotta do, let us
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  know, because I guarantee as soon as I started asking people about this,
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  we're like, oh yeah, because I mean there's a black cat stuff and
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  that's a lot of these things. A lot of these things I mean I
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  have originated here because I mean it wasn't it wasn't so much the people were
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  putting it down. Ah well, you know it was. It was the
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  jack boot of the church at the time. I think a lot of these
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  when to go really far back, really far back. Yeah, do you
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  know what I mean, you'd be you'd be surprised what predates Christianity in this
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  country down I'll tell you that much exactly Like Christy Moore, he's he's been
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  around that long, you know, did his first gig at fucking New Grange.
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  Right, So picking it off may Eve, like I said, you
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  know what I mean, it's the Inde five hundred from Malevident to carrying on.
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  So if you, like I said, if you've found an egg or
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  eggs or randomly have been held not a meat of some sort of rotting on
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  your property that really shouldn't be there, you're kind of fucked. Some bad
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  bastard has an infa thanks for one around here. And I believe you've heard
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  of a two because we talked about this before. Is a specifically tied together
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  bundle of small sticks with a black ribbon, yes, yeah, yeah,
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  and that is actually and for any soft eared people here, this is officially
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  what it's called. It's called a faggot of sticks, yes, and it's
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  tied together. And if that's found, if you find that may morning anywhere
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  in your property with a black ribbon tied around it, which I if I
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  could look through the side of my office right now, that field next door
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  there was four of them found in one in each corner of it. Yeah,
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  the old man almost bought that field and didn't as a result of that.
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  This is this is the power of the pisho Tom. I mean,
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  like, here's the thing, right, rotten egg board could have dropped it.
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  I suppose you know, hunk a meat board could have dropped it.
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  Board's dropped shit all the time, right yeah, but a very specifically tied
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  together a bundle of sticks with a piece of black ribbon is clearly something that
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  somebody has done. There's neither left nor right of it. And if I
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  find that anywhere on my property, I'm moving house. Fuck it. God
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  the bank can take it. Oh yeah, oh god almighty. Yeah.
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  And so so I was just that. I remember asking is that a thing?
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  Or did I imagine it? And know? The old man went,
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  yeah, he's always looking to buy that old field. And it was a
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  bad old It still is a bad old fucking field. We as fuck it
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  was going to take a ton of draining, and we don't know, well,
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  we don't know it, don't It wouldn't it wouldn't have seemed it was
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  the owner of the time, even though he wasn't the merriest chap he'd ever
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  meet, he was up for selling it, do you know what I mean?
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  Right is? And we don't fully know who owns it now, so
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  and nothing has been done with it. The odd old fucking horse would show
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  up in it, but like if you looked in there, it would like
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  if you could had a bit of a smoke machine Jerry and said it going
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  on an early morning, and you just wanted to get an establishing shot for
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  say, a creepy start of a fucking horror movie. That's what that field
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  looks like. It's all Russias and shit. It's he was well, he
• 21:53
  was well rid of the fucking he would have broken his fucking heart anyway.
• 21:56
  I I sincerely hope this clears up some questions as to why there's a housing
• 22:03
  crisis in this country at the moment. There's some fields you just don't fucking
• 22:07
  build on, and it's because of shit like this, like oh, I'm
• 22:12
  gonna buy that field and I'm gonna put a load of houses on it,
• 22:15
  and I'm going to develop the land. And then someone's like some neighbors like
• 22:18
  no, you're fucking not and throws a pitch up mistakes onto it, and
• 22:22
  you're like, okay, fuck yeah, leave a b and here's the thing,
• 22:26
  and we'll get around to one that we discussed in a couple of a
• 22:30
  couple more that ties into the same thing. But I can tell you here
• 22:33
  and now most digger men who are the first people into that site. If
• 22:37
  you want to go back and listen to Tom and Jerry build a house,
• 22:41
  yes literally the which I people keep on asking me, and I need to
• 22:45
  put up the transcript somewhere, Jerry, I don't know where I would put
• 22:47
  it up. Where could I put that up? I don't know. I
• 22:49
  have the entire transcript. People have asked me for it. Some people have
• 22:53
  written it down by hand, as gone back and forth. And I feel
• 22:57
  terrible because I have to think written out for people. But I will put
• 23:00
  that up somewhere. If I could put a document to Twitter, I will,
• 23:04
  or we'll just give it away Tom put On, fucking Patroon or something.
• 23:08
  Okay, get some money out of these guys. But digger men are
• 23:12
  the first people in. And I can tell you here now you can say
• 23:15
  what you want. You go, oh, well, he's not a degree
• 23:18
  education. You go. That's the motherfucker that's making more money than fucking a
• 23:22
  surgeon right now. So he's as smart as I need him to be.
• 23:26
  He tracks that machine in there. Day one, he finds a bundle of
• 23:29
  sticks. He's going back up onto the fucking low loader with that track machine.
• 23:32
  He's gonna liking thanks and touching it because it's better. It's if you've
• 23:38
  got one hundred thousand your machine. It's better not to risk it because you
• 23:42
  got to work somewhere else. It's better not to risk it. And some
• 23:45
  people will say it's a load of superstitious nonsense. Drive your digger onto it.
• 23:49
  Hey, you drink your fucking digger on. Yeah, oh sell fire
• 23:52
  and to go do it yourself. Go do it yourself, because vibes are
• 23:56
  the big thing now, man, you know the religion. Vibes a big
• 24:00
  thing, like if you lived in London or la right now, it's all
• 24:02
  about vibes. Man, Well, who's to say that that isn't I'm gonna
• 24:04
  tell you a thing like Tom, Vibes stick for a long fucking Oh they
• 24:08
  do, they do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever
• 24:11
  stood stood in Nouse, Fitch, I'll tell you one thing. You'll feel
• 24:15
  fucking vibes there, and you didn't. You need never have known the ours
• 24:18
  that went on. You just know there is not it's just not a good
• 24:22
  fucking place. But it is the same thing, I believe anyway. That's
• 24:26
  but you just ain't getting in't getting your job done. If you find a
• 24:30
  bundle of sticks inside that gate, forget about it. Moving on, Tom,
• 24:34
  moving on, moving on, somebody's aren't. Like I said, a
• 24:38
  lot of these are bad lucks, some are good luck. Somebody's aren't as
• 24:44
  dark as all that. But I wanted to. I wanted to get the
• 24:47
  dark, dark stuff out of the way. Here's the thing. Something you
• 24:49
  wouldn't often see. Number two, something you wouldn't often see. But if
• 24:53
  you do, I say, go back to bed. By all accounts,
• 24:56
  it's not a good day. I first thing in the morning. Yes,
• 25:00
  you meet a whistling woman. A whistling woman. Yeah, you don't often
• 25:04
  meet a whistling woman. Not a lot of women tend to whistle. My
• 25:07
  wife can't whistle to her shame, she's wishes she could. I don't think
• 25:14
  i've ever Have you heard your wife whistle? I don't think I've ever heard
• 25:17
  a woman whistle. I don't think I have either. Maybe on television some
• 25:21
  folk band, some Polish folk band or something like yotz yott you know,
• 25:26
  or something to that it you know, that's that's okay. So if if
• 25:30
  I made a woman whistling any shame, whistling a tune or not just whistling
• 25:33
  for her dog or some such, because I might have heard that, all
• 25:36
  right, Like I bet you haven't, and I really, I really want
• 25:41
  to put this one. Listeners heard of heard of female listeners, or anybody
• 25:45
  who has a woman in their life, If you know a whist of a
• 25:47
  whistling woman, please let us know, because I cannot think of one.
• 25:51
  I asked my mother, she can whistle? I said, I can?
• 25:55
  Because why you asked, why are you asking? I said, well,
• 25:57
  apparently she goes. A whistling woman is bad luck in the morning. Went
• 26:02
  yeah, she went, there you go, then I can, I can,
• 26:07
  I can, Yeah, okay, I can. I can see that.
• 26:08
  And that's that's where Mary O'Mahoney left it. She just left. She
• 26:12
  left it at that one, that one Tom falls into the I would be
• 26:17
  less inclined to, you know, be perturbed by a whistling woman in the
• 26:21
  morning, but like, you know, because there's no she's not, you
• 26:23
  know, just walking around whistling to hecks people. She's not like I'm just
• 26:26
  going to walk up and down the driven road whistling and fucking hecks and fields.
• 26:30
  We can only we can only speculate where the origins of it happened.
• 26:36
  Maybe somebody walked into a manhole while we're looking at perplexed at a woman's swimming
• 26:40
  or whistling, I should say. And from then on it was a bad
• 26:42
  luck thing. It's like, I don't get what there was no nobody broke
• 26:48
  it down. Didn't be any breakdown. It was just like, yeah,
• 26:49
  whistling woman, so good. I'm like, okay, right, I just
• 26:53
  made interesting men. Men can whistle all they want, all they want,
• 26:57
  all they want. Man and patriarchy at work. An I'll be honest,
• 27:02
  there's a there's a few are bit hardened women. It's a bit hard in
• 27:06
  women. Not I mean, nothing happens to the women as a result.
• 27:10
  But it's like, no, it seems to be that that it's us poor
• 27:11
  men that are just going about our day to day business, and we land
• 27:15
  around some lady whiskey or great men minding their own business and their own business.
• 27:19
  Women show up fucking whistling the Taylor Swift tune on our headphones, and
• 27:23
  then all of a sudden my days ruined. Fuck that this is it.
• 27:27
  This is shoes on the table, Jerry, Shoes on the table is a
• 27:30
  thing. Time you've heard that, You've heard that? Yeah, yeah,
• 27:33
  yeah, shoes on a table, Like here's the thing. Time I always
• 27:37
  heard the shoes on the table as pis shows go shoes on the table.
• 27:41
  Was you don't put new shoes on a table, as you say, if
• 27:45
  you go and you buy shoes and they're in a box, you don't put
• 27:47
  that box on the table. But then it was like, you don't put
• 27:48
  shoes that you have worn on the table. But I guess that's just more
• 27:52
  of a cleanliness thing that you've been walking the stand and dog shit, you
• 27:55
  don't put it on the table, I would imagine. So, but I
• 27:56
  would say that's exactly where it comes from to the maybe, but they didn't
• 28:00
  understand germs. We only don't understand germs. This in relative recent times.
• 28:06
  I can put that one down to like a mother and olden days or whatnot.
• 28:10
  And the kids are putting, you know, the one pair of shoes
• 28:12
  between twelve kids, just putting on the table, and she's like, how
• 28:15
  will I get these fucking kids to not put these shitty, blake covered shoes
• 28:21
  on the fucking table. All right, I'll just tell them like the fairies
• 28:22
  are going to take them away because they don't like shoes on the table.
• 28:26
  Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean because for the most part,
• 28:27
  people made it. When I was reading all of these ones. It came
• 28:30
  up a few times and it seemed to be like they were giving you an
• 28:33
  example of new shoes on the table. So they were saying they were giving
• 28:37
  you a scenario. They were like, so you know when you get new
• 28:38
  shoes and you put them on the table. I'm like, I don't know
• 28:42
  that. It's all why are you gonna make But it would seem to be
• 28:45
  that would be the only reason you would ever put shoes on the fucking table.
• 28:48
  But I do think it's most likely to use shoes, dirty shoes thing.
• 28:52
  Yeah, you still won't find me putting fucking new shoes and or old
• 28:56
  shoes on the table there. Yeah, And it's not like I purposely like
• 29:00
  you know, okay, and I'm going to put these shoes on the table
• 29:02
  and inspect them right like that. You come in from the shops with like
• 29:04
  a your shotopping bags and your pluck them on the table and if they contain
• 29:08
  shoes or carrots or fucking you know, davascon it's going on the table.
• 29:17
  You know what I'm saying, Like, I listen, a lot of these
• 29:18
  things essential purchases. A lot of these things won't feature an awful lot in
• 29:23
  your life. But some of them, some of them do right if you
• 29:26
  can avoid a dividers how simple throwing water out the door? Right do you
• 29:33
  ever have? Do you ever fuck water out the door for one reason or
• 29:36
  another? Yes? Yea some stage with within an hour of talking to you,
• 29:40
  Tom, Yes, Well would you mind next time you do it,
• 29:44
  just let a little shout out, little shout out, because most likely if
• 29:51
  there is a fairies anywhere near around your house, it's going to be by
• 29:53
  a doorway. You're gonna doust the poor horror with water. Yeah, he's
• 29:59
  not going to take Well, that does it. You're not going to have
• 30:00
  a good day to following day. You're gonna sleep like fucking terribly, gonna
• 30:04
  brutal dreams like he ain't gonna do you in, like he's not cutting the
• 30:07
  brakes and your fucking citron. But what I'm saying is that most like you're
• 30:12
  gonna stub your toe. There's going to be a bill show up that you
• 30:17
  weren't expecting. That's sort of shit, do you know what I mean?
• 30:19
  So just little hey, just before you throw it out. Okay, we
• 30:25
  should probably take a second here, Tom, to talk about these wee folk.
• 30:29
  Yeah, when you say a fairy yeah, I know what you mean.
• 30:33
  And I know that you don't mean tinker Bell. I know you don't
• 30:36
  mean like a little princess looking fairy wings, little sequined dress Salerina, Yeah,
• 30:44
  right, flying ball flying Ballerina. It's not that right, No,
• 30:48
  that's the Disney version of the very powerful folk that are known to have lived
• 30:55
  here for millennia. In Ireland, we're living in their spot. This is
• 31:00
  the Yeah, we're living in theirs. But they were here long before we
• 31:06
  whatever much wherever we came up out in North Africa or across from the CAUCUSUS
• 31:10
  wherever we did, or came down from the fucking wherever they believe we came
• 31:15
  from. Those folks were here long before. We're talking more like spirits,
• 31:18
  Like they're not creatures, are they? Oh? Yeah, they do.
• 31:23
  They do, like I mean, by all the little people, by all
• 31:26
  accounts, they're little people. Are about waist height, about the size of
• 31:30
  a three for three year old. But they can appear or disappear. They
• 31:33
  can slip between realms, they can they're what's what's the what is it transcendental
• 31:40
  or whatever? There might be something to do with their teeth, but they
• 31:42
  can they can shift basically faster than basically through dimensions and through time to a
• 31:49
  degree. Once again, I want to stress for the listeners. I believe
• 31:55
  all this. Yeah, yeah, every word. I'm having every bit,
• 31:57
  every bit of it, because I especially am because I'm back living in the
• 32:02
  countryside where these fellas tend to dwell, not saying that they don't dwelling inside
• 32:08
  the greater pale, because they were again there long before Yea and Dublin became
• 32:15
  in Dublin. All anybody tells me about the area that I currently live in
• 32:20
  is that they remember it when it was all fields. Yeah. Yeah,
• 32:23
  possibly a couple of ring forts somewhere around. Oh that's within living memory.
• 32:28
  And I doubt think all County Council worried too much about clearing forts in a
• 32:34
  good manner, keeping it liquidy, Jerry, keeping it liquidy. So you
• 32:37
  know the way I used to even do a bit about being so country that
• 32:40
  I still can't help even when I lived an inch of court to throw out
• 32:44
  that last drop of tuck, that last droppertit. That isn't for me.
• 32:49
  Oh you're throwing our tea for the wee bays. This is the thing,
• 32:52
  it's, yeah, so you know, you see you're throwing them out a
• 32:55
  nice refreshing drink from the dog's bowl. I think it's more of a respecting
• 33:00
  than anything else, that you're not just going to be a you know,
• 33:02
  an absolute glutton and wolfed the lot down in front of them without offering them
• 33:06
  a cup of tea. You're offering them anything. I think it's to show
• 33:08
  that listen, I ain't going to have it all. So it's I get
• 33:12
  maybe it is like porn, a little out of your forty for your homies,
• 33:15
  you know, piece of Yeah, you know what I mean. Maybe
• 33:19
  it is a little of that. But I think the idea is that you're
• 33:22
  not a complete fucking glutton because they're not fond of humans and especially what we're
• 33:28
  turning into of lake like I mean, course, you know what I mean.
• 33:30
  We're completely out of sync with nature. They're completely in sync with nature.
• 33:36
  And I think the tea thing, I think it's I don't know what
• 33:39
  it is, but I'll be honest with your time. I always thought with
• 33:43
  tea it was like your last bit of tea has like tea. I always
• 33:46
  call it like tea sand what tea leaves used to be a thing, and
• 33:50
  it's still even even with tea bags, you still get like tea yeah you
• 33:53
  get, yeah, you get the brainy shit. But like I mean,
• 33:55
  if you go into like well now, if you go into like fancy places
• 33:59
  I fell and unburned, you'll get tea leaves if you want. You know,
• 34:01
  you're spitting fleas for the next half. Your tea is fucking gone the
• 34:06
  bottom of a cup of coffee. It's got like coffee. Yeah it does,
• 34:08
  Yeah it does. It's got silt silts at the bottom. Yeah yeah,
• 34:12
  yeah that so welcome to that. I listen, I'm just reading when
• 34:17
  I've never reading. This is apparently to show that we in Glutton's and we
• 34:21
  can we don't have to finish all of it in front of them. Tone
• 34:24
  it down a bit, is what they're saying. No, I don't know
• 34:27
  they have to spit out the last bit of tob their own. I don't
• 34:30
  know that. Are you supposed to do that too? But well, you
• 34:31
  know, they can get like you know, I'll tell you what they can
• 34:34
  get, Tom when I get out of a car. They can get all
• 34:37
  the wee bits of sausage roll I was eating, right, snows snows.
• 34:47
  Yeah, yeah, well, sticking with tea Jerry, what what hand are
• 34:51
  you? You left the right? Imagine you're stirring in the uppers. Somebody
• 34:58
  wants sugar. I don't know you're sugar man, but somebody wants sugar.
• 35:01
  You want to start it in even you stir in your milk? Oh,
• 35:04
  we start it. I started anti clockwise with morayand Block. Is that bad?
• 35:10
  Very bad? Come very bad? Yeah, anti clockwise with morand Yeah.
• 35:17
  Naturally it's not supposed to the way you're to say. This is why
• 35:21
  I'm the way I am, Tom, this is how you are the way
• 35:23
  you are. You know all those bad luck stories everybody who's been with us
• 35:25
  that long time through the you know the seven, the sixth series seven now
• 35:30
  seven series of Tom and Jerry showy things have started McBride's day terribly and his
• 35:35
  day has just gone from the bad. Sure, okay, okay, okay.
• 35:39
  So I don't want to go all BuzzFeed here, Tom, But so
• 35:43
  you've been starting your te rung all this time. Here's what you should be
• 35:45
  doing. Start just starts clockwise. Start clockwise. There's a reason why the
• 35:50
  clock goes that way. There's a reason why the toiler goes that way.
• 35:52
  There's a reason why. I don't know, there's there's a reason for it
• 35:57
  anti clockwise. I mean, why the know you gotta remember. I can
• 36:02
  remember us clocks, Tom, right, I remember, it's like sundowns and
• 36:05
  shit. I remember being corrected, corrected on stirring anti clockwise tea, and
• 36:14
  I cannot be I cannot for the left me remember who this may not be
• 36:19
  a fairy folk thing and maybe a devil thing, because you know, the
• 36:22
  left hand of the katoga and all the rest of the left handed the devil
• 36:23
  and everything else. I don't know, but I remember being corrected because I
• 36:28
  think I think I actually was coming on being left handed, because I eat
• 36:31
  the wrong way around with the farc knife still. But it was just kind
• 36:37
  of corrected out of me. But I find myself still doing the odd thing
• 36:39
  with the left hand. But I think it is a lefty handed devil thing.
• 36:44
  I think so. And it just t Tom or is it all swirlable
• 36:46
  liquids? So all swirlable liquids? Any So, let me ask you a
• 36:51
  question. If you've got a nice spirit in your hand there at the end
• 36:53
  of the nineteen a half one in your hand, right with your brandy or
• 36:58
  whatever your tipple is, right, Yeah, you swirl it before you drink
• 37:01
  it. Tom, how do you swirl that? Yeah, swirls anti clockwise.
• 37:06
  Now that you say, well, listen, it's already called ish caabaha.
• 37:10
  So it is evil water anyway. So should I be drinking it?
• 37:15
  Probably not. I've already shaken hands, but himself the divil if that's the
• 37:20
  case, So okay, So anybody wouldn't the sound of our voices that drinks
• 37:27
  liquids, it doesn't sound like it's a fucking great day for you, to
• 37:30
  be honest. Yeah, yeah, you remember back when you lived in the
• 37:32
  country, Jerry, You remember you lived back in the country. Or you
• 37:37
  have a tip back up the road, and sometimes not saying you pop outside
• 37:39
  for a fact, but maybe sometimes you just want to step outside and actually
• 37:42
  see the stars again. You take a deep, old breath, you're stand
• 37:45
  there and join yourself. Maybe it's around I don't know, early spring,
• 37:51
  and all of a sudden you hear the most blood curdling scream come across the
• 37:55
  fields from you. And I'll have that once or twice Tom, Yes,
• 38:00
  yeah, yeah, well said to be the banshee screaming and that is essentially
• 38:07
  now. I mean it's broad to say that someone is going to die because
• 38:09
  quite literally, as we're speaking, probably four people have died. Do you
• 38:14
  know what I mean? This is it. People are dying continuously, the
• 38:16
  same way people are being born continuously. I don't know. I didn't get
• 38:20
  the There was some arguments to say, somebody, you know, related,
• 38:23
  he is going to die. Somebody fucking nearby is going to die. So
• 38:28
  within a near shot of it, apparently somebody is going to die. Within
• 38:31
  the sound of the banche's screaming that blood curdling shit. I put it up
• 38:38
  on my Instagram maybe about three months ago. And of all people are very
• 38:44
  good friend Jim Elliott, who's very very city and very very from Washington,
• 38:52
  nearly pissed his bands. He went, what in all folk is that sound?
• 38:57
  That is not That's not of dessert. I mean it's not, Jim,
• 39:01
  so I let him down the path that said, well, I mean,
• 39:04
  arguments would say that it is the band. She as more of a
• 39:08
  person who's probably in touch with nature than most people. It's most likely a
• 39:13
  randy vixen. That's the reality of it. But yeah, I mean,
• 39:16
  like you know, I had always put it down, Tom, because I've
• 39:19
  been I've been listening out for the band she since I was five years of
• 39:22
  age. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been listening out to the band
• 39:27
  for the band She's since I fucking learned what the phrase was. And I
• 39:30
  was always I was very susceptible to band she's because they haunt always and Max
• 39:37
  for example, its correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, so
• 39:40
  we're we're you know that I on the jeans. I only spoke to the
• 39:45
  lads from Monster Fuzz podcast last weekend. They said exactly the same thing,
• 39:49
  Max and Os get an awful time, And the way he described it to
• 39:53
  me was that she was quite sexy and she was gonna. I was like,
• 39:57
  okay, I've never thought of the band she's been hot, But that's
• 40:00
  changed the whole perspective now. Yeah. I mean, a banshee can be
• 40:05
  very hot or she can be a hag. There doesn't appear to be like
• 40:07
  a middle ground. There's there's just not an office friend looking. And what
• 40:15
  you don't get with a banshee is like a seven. Ah, Hey,
• 40:22
  so you guys are violent like banshee? I don't say, but here's the
• 40:28
  thing. Come, I was always told that you need to listen out for
• 40:30
  a banshee crying and weeping and keening, meaning right now I'm going to screams.
• 40:39
  I was like, nah, man that that that's a fox getting ridded.
• 40:44
  It's a you know, it's not a banshee. A banshee is more
• 40:47
  like a moan or a whale or a cry or weep or keen. Now
• 40:52
  I'll go to I'm going to tie in the keen thing and my hypothesis,
• 40:57
  my supernatural hypothesis with this. And this is one that i'd heard. I've
• 41:01
  asked a few people now and they'd never heard of this one. And actually
• 41:04
  jumping too, because I didn't realize I should have had this one alongside it.
• 41:07
  It's very it's brilliant that you said keening. So that's kind of that's
• 41:12
  that wailing over and back, you know, like you'll see something. You
• 41:15
  know, you'll see funerals, you know, traditional looking funerals, not so
• 41:20
  much here anymore. People tend to stay a bit stoic. But you see
• 41:22
  the people from more emotional, lead driven countries where horrific things have happened.
• 41:27
  You'll see mothers by the coffin and they're keening. What a chat back the
• 41:31
  rope. By the way, his name was Derby. How great of a
• 41:34
  name is that? Yeah? Yeah, his first name was Derby. And
• 41:39
  this woman had died the day before, and the plan was they were all
• 41:45
  a day or two before, and the plan was to all go to our
• 41:47
  funeral. They're going to get the horse and cart and head down to the
• 41:52
  village to the funeral. They lived up a long lane way, and he
• 41:54
  walked down. For whatever reason he had to walk down. He heard what
• 41:59
  he can only describe as bad. She's whale wailing coming from the bottom of
• 42:02
  the the boreen. Does it just go? But you know, does their
• 42:07
  driveway? Technically? He walked down only to see the dead woman leaning and
• 42:13
  squailing like no human could ever whale back and forth, back and forth,
• 42:19
  up up on the ditch in fucking hysterics. The woman could not be could
• 42:23
  not be consoled because she was also dead. He pecked, He pegged it
• 42:28
  back up the road for all he was worth, he says, good God,
• 42:31
  Almighty, get why the woman was out of the house. His wife
• 42:36
  was out of the house. He says, why aren't you wearing Why aren't
• 42:38
  you wearing something of hers? So what o God, I forgot all about
• 42:44
  it. This would do it quick. She's at the bottom of the road,
• 42:45
  keleaning, she's wailing, and his wife ran back in. They had
• 42:50
  known about this. This is a thing you were to do, was to
• 42:52
  wear an item of the clothes, clothing of the dead person to the funeral
• 42:58
  to stay on somebody in the living, and I would allow them to pass
• 43:00
  over to the other side. Had you not done that, you buried her,
• 43:06
  she would stay in limbo forever. I E no man's land, I
• 43:09
  E purgatrem paps or that's weird, you know what. The shutter flies up,
• 43:14
  the beetlejuice, the souls that have you know, that was where she
• 43:17
  was going to stay forever. That's an interesting spin on a tomue that the
• 43:22
  actual corpse was the bandsheet. Yes, yes, that's you know, Smokey
• 43:27
  and the Bandit three. Smoky is the bandit. You know, that's an
• 43:35
  It's an interesting take on the subject. Yeah, so that's that's about the
• 43:38
  most horrific shit I've ever heard of. I did some deep digging at this,
• 43:45
  Jerry, I did some deep ticket for you. I always thought I
• 43:47
  thought I was I thought I was done with all the ways in which a
• 43:51
  bandhee could terrify me. But here we are finding new ones. What can
• 43:53
  I say? So I knock at the door to now we said, if
• 43:58
  you open the back to let the ferry out, it'll be a good look.
• 44:00
  But here's the thing. You open the door at nice nobody there,
• 44:05
  Someone's going to die. That's Jesus, I know, I know, yeah,
• 44:08
  I mean, you know it's not like if you hear a knock at
• 44:12
  the door and you open it and there's no one there, then like you're
• 44:15
  going to have a cheap gas bill this month, you know what I mean?
• 44:16
  No, No, it's it's something something like most likely death in the
• 44:21
  family, maybe immediate, distant, I don't know, there was nothing specific.
• 44:25
  Jesus Christ. Also, how big is your family? Yeah? And
• 44:30
  how long is this? Like you know, if you hear a knock at
• 44:31
  your door, you're going to hear about a debt in the next week,
• 44:34
  the next calendar year, Like what are we? What are we there?
• 44:37
  Listen? I honestly think people like to create a cliffhangers from themselves back in
• 44:40
  the day when there was no fucking telly, do you know what I mean?
• 44:45
  There's just some of this ship is like oh, lads, like there's
• 44:47
  someone kind of going okay, all right, Jesus Christ. This is like
• 44:52
  like the whistling. This is like fucking your man and the mummy returns,
• 44:55
  you know, I mean this is cursed. That is curseds. Now here's
• 45:01
  the last I'm gonna start getting. We're gonna start getting into some a bit
• 45:07
  lighter, a bit bit more fun once. But this is the one that
• 45:09
  ties back in the very first one. We talked about finding a bundle of
• 45:13
  stakes. This one ties back in with the same sort of men. If
• 45:15
  that would come upon the that may be the while the housing crisis is where
• 45:21
  it is in the country. Because you sure as shit. And this is
• 45:24
  how the first chat, our first chat came about of this when we were
• 45:29
  doing last year, when we wrapped up last year's never cut alone hawthorn or
• 45:34
  blackthorn tree in a field by Loane, we mean that it can't see another
• 45:39
  one. I ain't cutting that in anyway. I may. I I make
• 45:45
  shit, I make corporates, cops then a little bit to tidy them up
• 45:50
  if they need it. But I'll be honest with you. The new place
• 45:52
  we'll have to buying this one sitting right by the side and attached was like,
• 45:55
  that's beautiful. Should we leave it? I went, oh, Jesus
• 45:58
  Christ, I'm not the fucking house before. Not that you joking me?
• 46:01
  And you want to even see the way it looks there. It's picture perfect,
• 46:05
  Thank god. It isn't something nearly ugly heapys shit, but it literally
• 46:09
  looks like celebrations are made around this thing at one point, like and there
• 46:15
  is a castle in the problem right adjacent to the property where that kind of
• 46:16
  should have gone down. Big, I ain't not. I cannot tell you
• 46:22
  the amount of golf courses, the amount of properties that we could have built
• 46:27
  when I was back in the building game. That had to be drastically changed
• 46:32
  as a result by the art because the architects were just drawn on the surveyed
• 46:37
  They just get a drawing of the surveyed land showing the contours. Nothing too
• 46:40
  big to worry about. Bushel of trees over here, not that shit.
• 46:45
  We'll put twenty seven houses in there, collection of fucking round things over here,
• 46:50
  Not that shit. We're gonna fucking building rake more houses in here.
• 46:54
  It is until you get the dig amount to sight, and I can tell
• 46:58
  you here and now. Once he sees one of them things, it's like
• 47:00
  fuck that ching ching ching ching ting ting kings little track machine tracks just start
• 47:04
  going in the other direction. Because I've had young digger drivers have said not
• 47:08
  a fucking hope. I've had old digger drivers saying not a fucking hope,
• 47:12
  because those are the guy You can't build shit without those guys. Or they're
• 47:16
  they're the bus, they're the buyers that have to knock it. It's coming
• 47:19
  home with them. Yeah, because the amounted like early doors in the guy's
• 47:22
  career. He told me, he's this time, I knocked three of those
• 47:25
  in my in my entire career, he said, I'll tell you now,
• 47:30
  this wasn't some long fucking six months later, I lost the two bullshit.
• 47:35
  This was literally wild breaking. While knocking it down or while the day was
• 47:39
  finishing up, something happened the fucking machine. I pissed fucking oil everywhere.
• 47:45
  I lost the fucking track, blew the fucking engine, I bust a fucking
• 47:49
  I hit a fucking electrical cable that it wasn't supposed to be there. Like
• 47:53
  nasty shit has happened, and every fella, every fella I've talked, and
• 47:59
  I've talked to lots and lots of fucking these guys. I mean lots.
• 48:02
  These are the most frequent guys I would have talked to when I was working
• 48:06
  to buildings, and they would not touch him. Golf courses, we had
• 48:08
  a Nick Faldo designed one fallow landed down the chopper fucking raging, and he
• 48:15
  was like, fuck fucking I'll fucking do it myself. And they were like,
• 48:19
  well, you can go get your own fucking machine, mister fellow.
• 48:21
  I'm all right. They weren't not doing it, then, Okay, I
• 48:24
  gotta I gotta tell you to. I'm like, I'm not a religious man,
• 48:28
  and I'm not really at the back of it all, I'm not really
• 48:30
  a superstitious man, and I'm not, you know, overly cautious with my
• 48:35
  health or my money, pretty much anything to be perfectly honest with. He's
• 48:38
  not even joking. He like he doesn't even lock his car in Dublin,
• 48:43
  Like he's yeah, it's just, you know, you know, a foolish
• 48:45
  man in many many ways. You're turning around and tell me, I'll give
• 48:49
  you ten grand to walk over to that loan bush and snap a twig of
• 48:52
  it. I'm not doing that shit to Nope, nope, I'm not touching.
• 48:59
  I'm not fucking with a lone bush. You want to get a twig
• 49:02
  off that bush, you get it. You're good self, and I'm not
• 49:06
  alone. Tom. You talk about fields with lone bushes on it, and
• 49:09
  I wish, I wish to god I knew where this was. I think
• 49:14
  it's down in Wicklow, in the sort of Curriclo Beach area, because we
• 49:17
  met it a couple of times, and I think it was when we were
• 49:19
  down there on holidays. There's like a T junction right in the road,
• 49:24
  and if you could imagine a T junction, cars can drive to the left,
• 49:29
  cars can drive to the right, and right in the middle of the
• 49:31
  road there's a bush. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah tree. If someone
• 49:37
  if that rings a bell with someone listening here, definitely seen it. Yeah
• 49:42
  it could be. Maybe it could be driving down to a gig. You
• 49:44
  brought me down to Tom down your way, but I definitely drove down that
• 49:47
  road and there's a fucking tree in the middle of road. Driving down the
• 49:51
  road, my wife said to me, why the fuck did they put a
• 49:53
  bush there? And I goes, they didn't put a bush there, they
• 49:57
  put a road around the bush that was already there. Well, here's the
• 50:00
  thing. Even if you did put a bush like it would seem something as
• 50:04
  are still supers. Like the parents here have willows. Right, they've got
• 50:07
  a bunch of willows. They're as old as the house. They're forty years
• 50:09
  old. The out lad was getting a break of fucking trees dropped. They
• 50:16
  were at dangerous levels, like the fucking trees everywhere here. And he's getting
• 50:20
  four or five of these trees dropped by these right handy fellas. And the
• 50:23
  older guy of the two, when do you want that willow out of it?
• 50:27
  Here too? And he was like, literally, the fucking house is
• 50:29
  named after this, No, I don't want that fucking thing. And the
• 50:32
  the younger guy who's doing all the song on when I ain't cutting that fucking
• 50:35
  thing anyway. Yeah, and your man was double the old ladders, like,
• 50:38
  H'm sure if I wanted to gone, would you not? He says,
• 50:42
  oh no, a fucking willow tree, not a fucking prayer. No,
• 50:45
  no, no, he's the thing. He's willows are magical, so
• 50:47
  I ain't touching it. And no, in all fairness, nobody took the
• 50:52
  piss out him. He went all right, that's the guy with the saw.
• 50:53
  Because it's it's not just it's it's it's it's it's not just a lone
• 50:58
  bush in the middle of the field of a field. N Ye, show
• 51:00
  you a picture of a lone bush, Tom, Like that is like clear
• 51:02
  blue sky either side of a ten ache or stretching far on the dist either
• 51:07
  side of it, and just this one lone fucking tree right in the god
• 51:10
  damn middle of it that you know you'd pull it just for the fucking the
• 51:15
  look of it. Yeah, Right. It's like, do you ever get
• 51:16
  like, do you ever get like, I don't know if it's your if
• 51:19
  it's just me, Tom, do you ever get like one bad bast of
• 51:22
  a black hair that'll grow out of your shoulder, just like I get one
• 51:27
  recurring like every six months out the end of my nose for someone known fucking
• 51:30
  you. Just just just this one random fucking hair that grows out of somewhere
• 51:34
  you like, pull that thing to fuck. It's got to go. It's
• 51:37
  gotta go. So you think, Okay, I the lone trees, I'll
• 51:39
  leave them be, Hey, Tom, Maybe it's just every now and then
• 51:44
  a specific tree in the mix of other trees. That you're not supposed to
• 51:47
  cut down. And I know I've known since I was five years of age
• 51:52
  what happens when you pull down a lone bush or you cut down the wrong
• 51:54
  tree, Tom, And you know what it is. You know I was
• 51:57
  threatened with, you know the story I hearn fucking spooked me to this day.
• 52:01
  Thorns in your bed, Tom, Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
• 52:06
  yeah, that's why it's the hawthorn of the blackthorn tree. I do
• 52:08
  know. I know a guy and I think he's come up on the podcast
• 52:12
  day before. He when he met his son the other day, and he's
• 52:15
  come up on the podcast definitely at some point because rock Hard Bastard, one
• 52:21
  of the Knights as fellows he'd ever meet. He was cutting through a hedge.
• 52:28
  He's got a hold through a hedge for a big sheep farmer. And
• 52:30
  it was a hot thorn, a blackthorn bush, not really a proper tree,
• 52:35
  just a fucking arley old knot of a thing, and he he got
• 52:39
  a prick of it in the finger, didn't look after it, big fucking
• 52:43
  handed man. You know, probably he has been bitten a million times by
• 52:45
  a million things. Didn't get it looked after. Within a week he lost
• 52:51
  that finger. Gone. Doctor went to the docks at this fucking things throbbing,
• 52:55
  and he goes, yeah, good thing you're in because set semi was
• 52:59
  about kick in. We got to take the finger. He's a fuck off.
• 53:02
  I've never been like this man's hands, you know, the hands that
• 53:07
  most people listening won't have ever seen. These hands, but they because they
• 53:09
  don't exist in most society. But the kind of hands that you have only
• 53:14
  seen maybe five times in your life, those hands that literally I don't get
• 53:17
  a fuck. If you're the hardest Bruce Lee, I'm odd fucking Mohammad Hooly
• 53:23
  fucking it doesn't matter if these things land on your neck good night. Like
• 53:30
  this guy's not doing calisthetics. But if he went into the UFC and from
• 53:35
  a starting point they went, okay, hands around each other's neck and see
• 53:39
  who wins, you're dead in four seconds. Because these pause just they're like
• 53:44
  they're driven by hydraulics, Like they're just they used gravel as moisturizer. There's
• 53:51
  like there's so little to our hands in comparison to these hands. It's like
• 53:54
  they're actually wearing globes. They're just like the giant fat hands and he lass
• 54:00
  they could not the tiniest little pick of this thing. Yeah, like a
• 54:04
  fucking snake bite finger gone. So like, if you did not plant that
• 54:08
  tree, Tom leave at the funck alone. Okay, simple as that,
• 54:12
  My my, my old man. I honestly believe it was like his retirement
• 54:15
  fund or his old age fund that he planted to load the trees in the
• 54:20
  eighties. And yeah when he when he crested seven, he's just started chopping
• 54:23
  them all down. He honestly looks like he couldn't have planned it better,
• 54:28
  like, you know, plant them all, let him grow, then clear
• 54:30
  them all out. Ah yeah, because what has he got chopping down?
• 54:35
  He's just chopping down random trees that he you know, they're his fucking trees.
• 54:39
  He knows some's he put them there. He can take them out,
• 54:44
  that's no problem. But if it's some other random tree that was there already,
• 54:46
  or he doesn't know where it was, he wasn't his stay planted as
• 54:50
  a as a as a border boundary round like that. I think it's stay
• 54:52
  there. Yeah yeah, yeah right, so yes, that is your heart
• 54:59
  has probably been darkened throughout the last Jesus. Near the hour of the podcast,
• 55:02
  I'm about to brighten it with We're gonna rip through the last bunch of
• 55:08
  these, and these they're a bit more lighter in good news toime. Yeah,
• 55:14
  look, they're a bit on the lighter side of things. It's just
• 55:16
  in case people hadn't heard of these. Some of them they will have,
• 55:20
  some of them they won't have. But this is there's a couple of fun
• 55:22
  ones in here, So you know, the one that chi knows means a
• 55:24
  pending fight. So if you do get an itch, you knows there's a
• 55:30
  fight coming. But the way to disarm this is to just actually initiate a
• 55:37
  little punch in the show or ask your friend to initiate a little punch in
• 55:38
  the shoulder that cancels it out. So then you know it's gonna be punching
• 55:43
  a punch and it's just a little tapping the shoulder, bank don't bang bang.
• 55:46
  So now you've you've absolutely you know, you've taken out that missile in
• 55:51
  the sky. Yes, these are your little sort of iron domes. Yeah,
• 55:55
  exactly, exactly. Now we've still there's a couple of bad, bad
• 56:00
  luck ones in here, but ones that kind of make me maybe smile a
• 56:01
  little bit for the sake of But if a weasel stands up straight on its
• 56:06
  back legs and stares directly at you, yes, bad luck. What of
• 56:09
  course it fucking is, Tom. If a fucking weasel rears back and goes
• 56:19
  all king Cobra on you and fucking looks he dead in the eye, I'll
• 56:22
  be like number one. Okay, hello, the first weasel I've ever seen
• 56:25
  him alive. I don't believe I've ever seen a weel. I've never seen
• 56:29
  a wheel ermine with grab pine Martins are also back around the place. I've
• 56:36
  seen none of these little fockers. I've seen five squirrels in my life.
• 56:38
  Tom. I got squared up to buy the first proper red squirrel I ever
• 56:42
  saw, But that was in Boston, and this thing had it was a
• 56:45
  Boston like everybody wants to fight in. I wasn't surprised, Yeah, I
• 56:50
  wasn't surprised. Blackberries. You love a wild BlackBerry, Jerry, do you?
• 56:54
  I will take a boil BlackBerry. Well, don't you dare eat one
• 56:59
  after set Mber twenty ninth, which is Saint Michaelmas's Day, because if you
• 57:04
  start scoffing them into October after that, the devil will have pissed all over
• 57:07
  him. Well, okay, but that that stands the reason that you don't
• 57:12
  eat unripe blackberries. Oh no, they'll have gone past right, They'll have
• 57:15
  gone past it by this stage, not to self. If there's anything like
• 57:20
  the wild raspberries around here. I don't know what's happened this year, but
• 57:22
  the birds are cunts. Normally, Normally there was a plethor of them to
• 57:27
  be had, they'd be jams glore being made over the mother's house. Not
• 57:30
  a fucking not so much as they didn't even leave a note the fucker's well.
• 57:37
  I mean, I do believe it's the Irish woodpecker that has shown up,
• 57:39
  who's believed to be extinct here in Ireland. But the Irish woodpecker has
• 57:43
  shown up a family of them. But I do think the count is gone
• 57:45
  around chomping all the raspberries. But anyway, that aside, September twenty nine
• 57:49
  put it in the calendar people. I'm telling you right now that is Saint
• 57:51
  Michaelmas's Day. There's a few things happen on Saint Michelema's Day. I think
• 57:54
  they this harps back to harvest, the time stuff and all the rest of
• 57:59
  You're right, was to have your bad day? Yeah before it was in
• 58:02
  Michaelmas day. Yeah, have your have your berrying wrapped up at that stage
• 58:07
  because there's you know, you're bringing in wheat, barley, you know,
• 58:10
  all the stuff at that stage. Have your fucking stuff done by that stage
• 58:14
  because you're honkering down for the winter. Got have your ship done. But
• 58:17
  just to let you know, if you do eat it into October and you
• 58:20
  find a couple of ones because of global warming and whatnot that they they progressed
• 58:23
  into October, can't touch them. The devil has pissed on them. If
• 58:27
  that's your thing, go for it. That's yeah, I mean, like
• 58:30
  is it is? It is like you know, you say, the devil
• 58:31
  is pissed on them, Tom, and I'm here like that's bad, right,
• 58:36
  That's what I mean. You're probably not like a little it's not there's
• 58:38
  a bit freaky. What can I say? It's getting a little freevious.
• 58:40
  Maybe it's like you know, like you know that coffee, the coffee beans
• 58:45
  that like the monkeys eating yeah shit out yeah yeah, and people are into
• 58:50
  that, yeah, Scotch coffee. Yeah yeah. If that's your things,
• 58:54
  that's not this so it's not artisanal devil pissed berries. I think we just
• 59:00
  I think we've just we've just yeah, I think we've trademark trademark finding love
• 59:06
  jar. I mean, we've talked about how we've met met our women in
• 59:08
  our lives and all the rest of it. But if you were ever mightily
• 59:12
  curious and you didn't know maybe there was a few of them on the horizon,
• 59:15
  you didn't know which one, which one you're probably going to end up
• 59:17
  with, you know, you couldn't you couldn't have the plague. Yeah,
• 59:21
  you know what, I'm only human. Yeah, this is it. You're
• 59:23
  like, hey, it's a you know, little bears, Yeah, little
• 59:29
  bit manica. Who knows? Okay, how could how could lou Beiga have
• 59:32
  sorted this out? Tom Well, what he would have done is he would
• 59:36
  have covered a plate in flower, thin little little amount of flower, Gonna
• 59:40
  found himself a good out, well, moven snail, put it on the
• 59:45
  flower, the thin, thin layer of flower, covered with a tea towel,
• 59:50
  headed off the bed. Next morning, Lo and behold the initials of
• 59:54
  your new true love. There you go, just put it out there for
• 59:58
  you people. The snail trail, much like Julia Dollinson's The Snail on the
• 1:00:04
  Whale when it went in and wrote on the chalkboard that saved the whale down
• 1:00:07
  at the beach. Pretty much the exact same thing, the exact same thing,
• 1:00:12
  only it's like, here's here. You should hit your pony too.
• 1:00:15
  This is going to be your you know, you're the initials of your true
• 1:00:19
  love. I know, I know people that have chosen their true loves without
• 1:00:23
  such a thorough system. Tom, Yeah, and you know what, where
• 1:00:27
  are they now? There? Where are they now? It's the story for
• 1:00:30
  another podcast on counting cars in the funeral. Bad. Look, don't do
• 1:00:35
  it. I don't know who the fuck is doing that, But don't count
• 1:00:38
  you counting the Okay, so don't count the amount of cars at the funeral.
• 1:00:44
  Do you know the way people go? Jesus is the biggest funeral I
• 1:00:45
  ever sent that we're up the road for fucking miles and they go out said
• 1:00:50
  it was two thousand people that and I want to run. Okay, quantify
• 1:00:53
  the people, but do not go the horses and carts, the fucking motorbikes,
• 1:00:59
  they fucking the jelopes, the fucking penny farthings, the fucking Sedan's the
• 1:01:02
  fucking estates, whatever they all came in, don't go counting them. Bad
• 1:01:07
  luck, bad luck. So, if you've got a kid that loves counting
• 1:01:12
  fucking cars, leave my home at that funeral. Four leaf clover for our
• 1:01:16
  American friends who love a good four leaf clover. Great, you bought it
• 1:01:22
  on you got one, you found one, you want to put it on
• 1:01:23
  Instagram, don't you fucking dare. It's good luck. It's good luck up
• 1:01:29
  into a point. It's good luck to you. Put your fucking keep it
• 1:01:34
  to you and only you. It's your four leaf clover, right, nobody
• 1:01:38
  else. You show it to somebody else, you tell it somebody else,
• 1:01:42
  flip it around. It's a fucking bad four leaf clover, right, so
• 1:01:45
  keep it to yourself. It'll be fucking swinging your big, fucking your big,
• 1:01:51
  big four leaf clover energy around the place. That's all I'm saying.
• 1:01:52
  Gone from being a four leaf clover to fucking me over. Literally, let's
• 1:01:58
  put that on a T shirt. There's singers coming out left, right and
• 1:02:00
  seven. You you need good luck, jar so you need good luck.
• 1:02:04
  You're down your luck, you need good luck. You're like, maybe I
• 1:02:07
  should go see somebody about it. Well, if you know the seventh son
• 1:02:10
  of a seventh son, he's your man. He's pretty right, you see,
• 1:02:13
  this is it as well? I'm okay, yeah, I hear.
• 1:02:15
  The seventh son of a seventh son can do pretty much anything. He is
• 1:02:20
  a fucking rock star. The seventh son of a seventh son is the fucking
• 1:02:23
  Middle Aisland leadle like he'll there's nothing he can't do. There's nothing you won't
• 1:02:28
  get, whether it's cures, love, advice, monetary issues like, seventh
• 1:02:37
  son of a seventh son will will see you right for all, see you
• 1:02:38
  right on one hundred and ten percent, you all. You know, people
• 1:02:42
  have their go rus. They're fucking watching androw tads, they're watching fucking these
• 1:02:45
  fellas fucking shouting at him about fucking getting up before a m in the morning.
• 1:02:50
  Just find the seventh son of the seventh son, the seventh son of
• 1:02:53
  a seventh son, or no, I have the seventh child of a seventh
• 1:02:58
  child. I mean, that's they're sure, seventh son of a seventh son.
• 1:03:00
  Toimes, there's only got to be like five of those counts in the
• 1:03:02
  whole world, right, I mean, that's that's some procreation, right,
• 1:03:06
  there seven boys, and of the seventh boy, he went on and had
• 1:03:09
  seven boys. Yeah, yeah, Or is it like you know that he
• 1:03:14
  has fifteen children and like you know, his thirteenth child was a boy,
• 1:03:20
  but it was a seventh boy. Does that count I think that counts.
• 1:03:22
  I think that counts. I was asking the old man about this and he
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  was I gave him that kind of algorithm as well, and he was like,
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  oh, no, it falls under that. Yeah, so if they're
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  twenty, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Itchy Pam money is coming.
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  We all know that one. Itchy coming, Itchy Pam money coming.
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  In case you didn't you get them, you got suriosis. I'm just saying
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  you're probably gonna make some money from it. Oh no, I do have
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  suriosis, Tom your god, yea, I've made no money from it.
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  Very wealthy man. It's actually a very wealthy man. So we're coming close
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  to the end. If you see a white horse, yes, by itself,
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  loan in the field. You're by yourself, just you and the horse.
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  Yeah, immediately, don't be waving at no mister fucking horse. Don't
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  be go and getting him some grass before you do any of that. Spit
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  once on the ground, tramp the ground three times, you'll be good luck.
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  You don't do any of that shit. You're fucked for the day.
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  If I mean okay, I mean at least this one is limited to a
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  day. Yeah, yeah, the day, the same day one. I
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  had one tied in with it too, but the same thing. And there's
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  no doubt of this only heading back home. If you're heading out to work
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  and you see a lone, red haired woman and you're by yourself, go
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  home. That's the if that's the first person you met of to day.
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  Now, I feel bad for anybody who's married. I get red haired woman
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  would look at it is red haired woman who should be with you? Yeah,
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  yeah, I get yeah, Okay, that's probably how it cancels itself
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  out. But if you see, much like the whistling woman, if you
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  see a lone, redheaded woman, you're by yourself, you see her,
• 1:04:56
  go home, it's going to be we can suck. We've got listeners,
• 1:05:00
  Tom, I'm sure, I'm certain. Maybe you know five, maybe six
• 1:05:03
  of the fockers who are you know, new to the country. Maybe they
• 1:05:06
  came over here to work in Google or Facebook or one of these big tech
• 1:05:11
  places, and you know, they're you know, unaccustomed to Irish ways.
• 1:05:17
  You can take the day off work. Google are okay with this. Google
• 1:05:21
  will give you the day off work. Facebook will give you the day off
• 1:05:24
  work. It's literally refer them to this podcast to just tell them about that.
• 1:05:29
  It's in your contract. The red haired whistling woman claws and if if
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  you she's on the back of a fucking white horse, that's it. Take
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  the month, take the monk boss. If your boss gives you shit about
• 1:05:41
  this, refer them to the close in your contract. Just get ready to
• 1:05:45
  start using Microsoft teams a lot, That's all I'm saying. Yeah. So,
• 1:05:48
  finally, Jerry, we've ripped through a good bad but mostly bad throughout
• 1:05:51
  the entirety of this. A lot of this fall dominately bad. Tom Yeah,
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  yeah, yeah yeah, not a lot of things. You can do
• 1:05:58
  a couple of things you can do to cover yourself seventh one and all the
• 1:06:00
  rest before leave Clover, keep it to yourself. But if the main thing
• 1:06:05
  being pishogs, So finally, the protection from a pish hoag. Now you
• 1:06:12
  asked how you'd go about it, it'd be a silly man that wouldn't have
• 1:06:16
  started himself prior. It's like it's like insurance. It's like insurance. You
• 1:06:21
  get caught with your pants down, you fucking crack your car into the back
• 1:06:25
  of somebody else. You forgot to fucking update your insurance. Fuck you,
• 1:06:27
  you know what I mean. Bust out the credit card. Fuck you you
• 1:06:30
  didn't. You didn't think a hit. Same as that whip shogs holy water,
• 1:06:36
  all four corners your land. As soon as you portal, like literally
• 1:06:41
  you signed the ink not wet on the slicitor's fucking page. You fucking get
• 1:06:45
  to that land, you get it out. Say you're not a religious persnger,
• 1:06:49
  Okay, you're not for holy water? Where the fuck do I get
• 1:06:51
  holy water? The church's closed. Cripes. A gorse bush, a gorse
• 1:06:58
  busch or now gors is easy enough to get your hands on down the country.
• 1:07:02
  If failing all that, you get yourself maybe a five gallon drum or
• 1:07:09
  a five five litter drum of water of a place where three rivers meets easy
• 1:07:15
  on Google Maps nowadays, easy where three rivers meet, Get the water from
• 1:07:18
  the center of that and that's you. That's you. Just get it.
• 1:07:24
  Get it to all four corners. If there's five corners that there's six corners.
• 1:07:27
  Get it to fucking them too, Get it to all the corners of
• 1:07:30
  your property. You know, So no egg, no fucking bundle of sticks,
• 1:07:34
  nothing, nothing. Yeah, that's that's what's gonna say. Like you
• 1:07:36
  know, so okay, so I I go and get this. I'm gonna
• 1:07:40
  go get some holy water drum because I'm not fucking fucking around going to where
• 1:07:44
  three rivers meeting were my Indiana Jones Like, it's very simple, cool to
• 1:07:47
  the chap, will get a bit of holy water and splash around the place.
• 1:07:50
  If I'm going to do anything, I'm going to do that. I
• 1:07:53
  can get you a gorse bush if you want to just drag it around the
• 1:07:55
  carpet as well, I don't. What if you want to fucking rhombas of
• 1:07:58
  land I buy because that's what I was going to say, because it seems
• 1:08:02
  to me, like you know, any conk could just be fucking eggs over
• 1:08:05
  your over your boundary wall tramp every single every may maybe may even a bigger
• 1:08:13
  pardoner, and there's all you can do about it, Like you know,
• 1:08:15
  it just seems is relentless. But apparently you can, as you say yourself,
• 1:08:18
  there you can, well you can future prove yourself, you know what
• 1:08:21
  I mean, you can pishug proof yourself so you don't have to ring liberty
• 1:08:27
  insurance. You're not ringing, you're not compared to the market that you're just
• 1:08:31
  covering yourself. So, I mean, it's it seems to me, Tom
• 1:08:34
  that even if you're even slightly wary of pish ogs in the slightest, you
• 1:08:42
  just do that. Right Why not? Why not do you think I won't?
• 1:08:45
  Do you think I don't? I thought land first thing I did.
• 1:08:50
  I'm not in them. I'm not in the market for land right at this
• 1:08:53
  very second. Push. Hey, maybe that maybe that's what Maybe that's why
• 1:08:58
  all my other property ventures failed. It was like that fucking marshmallow plant you
• 1:09:02
  wanted to build that time. It's like how the bride not again? I
• 1:09:11
  look, I've given it all to you. This is just this has been
• 1:09:14
  What you people do with this information is exactly exactly. You can laugh it
• 1:09:17
  off. See Tom and Jerry didn't start. But we told you how to
• 1:09:20
  get ahead of it, how to get out in front of this. We
• 1:09:24
  told you the things look out for, We told you the things that they
• 1:09:28
  are non avoidable to a degree. But we've we've we've given you everything.
• 1:09:31
  We've given everything you can you can do and deal with piss coming down the
• 1:09:36
  line. Other than that, I mean, you're on your own, son,
• 1:09:41
  You're on your own. Yeah, that has been pishogs jerr. There's
• 1:09:46
  everything that I felt was worthy of digging up the eye. There's a fucking
• 1:09:50
  rabbit hole and I would invite people to go down, and it's a ripe
• 1:09:55
  bit of crack. There's fucking so much. This is going to be one
• 1:09:57
  of these ones. We always said this wasn't a learning podcast, but there's
• 1:10:00
  going to be one of these ones where people will turn around to us and
• 1:10:02
  go like, yes, that's very derived from the raw meat, redheaded woman
• 1:10:08
  whistling challenge of Central Germany from the sixteen hundreds, and I want to hear.
• 1:10:14
  I want to hear. Sure, maybe because there's people with even more
• 1:10:16
  time in their hands than I its chair, you know what I mean.
• 1:10:19
  They're literally being paid at work to do fuck all, you know what I
• 1:10:23
  mean. So if they do want to get to the bottom, or if
• 1:10:25
  they grew up somewhere where they had something bizarre where people have to wear fucking
• 1:10:29
  I don't know, bits of corn up your nose on the fucking morning of
• 1:10:32
  you know, April thirteenth. I want to we want to hear about it
• 1:10:35
  and what have been the outcome? Could you avoid it other Irish superstitions and
• 1:10:41
  pitch oaks, or if you have want from your country that possibly reach out
• 1:10:45
  to us, guys, reach out to us for God's sake, but don't
• 1:10:48
  like, you know, step lightly. Okay, don't come to us too
• 1:10:51
  quick these days, because we're very fucking spook by all these things. So
• 1:10:55
  don't just write it on a bundle of sticks and throw it over the bas
• 1:11:00
  No, we're not going to read that. We're gonna be freaked out.
• 1:11:01
  Oh hey, I'll write it on the back of an egg and leave it
• 1:11:03
  under your at your door. No, don't want you to do that.
• 1:11:06
  No. No, what you can do, if you're going to do it,
• 1:11:09
  is you're going to do it by the tried and tested, fairy proof
• 1:11:12
  method that is social media. You can get the Tom and Jerry Show on
• 1:11:16
  Twitter, on Instagram, probably somewhere on Facebook. You'll find either himself Tom
• 1:11:21
  o'mahonney or myself Jerry McBride. You know how to spell it, stick some
• 1:11:28
  combination of that into it. You will get us on Twitter or Instagram,
• 1:11:31
  less on Facebook. I dare say we're not going to be on threads anytime
• 1:11:34
  soon? Are you? And Kennedy Go for the show itself. If you
• 1:11:38
  like the show but just don't really like either of us enough to give us
• 1:11:41
  a follow, you can find at Tom O'Mahoney, no, that's him at
• 1:11:45
  Tom and Jerry Show podcast or some variation thereof stick it into Instagram, stick
• 1:11:50
  it into Twitter. If two faces show up that look like you think these
• 1:11:55
  voices sound like, it's probably us, yeah, exactly. If you are
• 1:11:58
  listening on Spotify, please get us the five stars. Of course, do
• 1:12:00
  hit the belts that every time one of these is uploaded, if it fires
• 1:12:04
  up in your phone, so at least you know it's there. Five stars
• 1:12:08
  is the best that you can do. Really, if you want to do
• 1:12:10
  a screen grab, tags in it so just so other people know about it.
• 1:12:14
  Maybe you want to till those about it. Maybe you want it because
• 1:12:16
  people do that too. They can tag as in a thing that they have
• 1:12:20
  found them reels, whether it's on Instagram or something like that. Please do
• 1:12:25
  if you are listening on any other platform the likes of Amazon Music, we're
• 1:12:30
  up there now, We're on we're pretty much on all of them, but
• 1:12:33
  I think some of them you can leave a comment. It would be mighty
• 1:12:36
  if you left to comment. Given it at the top, marks as best
• 1:12:40
  as you can. Because what it does it just it makes it more available
• 1:12:43
  to more people who are looking for random things like the weird shit we talk
• 1:12:45
  about. It just brings more people into our weird realm. Other than that,
• 1:12:49
  sure, I think I'm a way off to either. I don't know,
• 1:12:54
  I do. I piss in the corners now I gotta get my hands
• 1:12:57
  in some holy water gorse bush and I know where there's three rivers meeting and
• 1:13:01
  they're not going to be meeting for long, so I want to go hang
• 1:13:03
  out with these three rivers or something. Just I gotta start to place out
• 1:13:06
  here. I was only king a half listening to you. Time I have
• 1:13:09
  to go fuck a load of harribo out the back door. Yeah, look,
• 1:13:13
  Jerry, look, I don't think I think you're kind of fucked,
• 1:13:17
  but look at it's been great knowing you and I do enjoy the you know
• 1:13:21
  this, like Tom, I'm not this. These patial exam going to kill
• 1:13:26
  me anytime soon. Oh, they're not going to kill you it's just misfortunate
• 1:13:29
  on me. They're gonna aige you. It's what they're gonna They play the
• 1:13:31
  long game. They can play the long game, these lads. So with
• 1:13:34
  that being said, listen Id. Just have people nice, just