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125: Sister Wives - Brutal Honesty (S4 E3-4) / 90 Day Fiance (S10 E16) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Now, before we get into Sister Wives, Henny, we do have
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  a little bit of news hashtag worthy of, hashtag worthy up. I wouldn't
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  call it hot gossip, yeah, but I feel like this is a subject
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  that we need to get into for sure. So I was watching Nicki Haverstock,
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  who's on YouTube and she talks sister Wives and ninety day Fiance all the
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  time, and she was the first one to let us know that Mary Brown
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  has launched a new website entitled worthyup dot com worthy of, And then she
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  made an Instagram post and she's already got her merch ready to go. Why
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  don't we have our merch ready to go. Listen, listen, you are
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  our graphic designer with absolutely no graphic design experience. But I don't care.
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  It's better than what I could do. We have so many good ideas.
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  We got to get that shit out. If Mary could do it, we
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  could do well. Let's go on Fiverr and stuff. Okay, we got
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  to find a graphic I had to help this to make our merch. Yeah,
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  but she's already got journals with worthy Up on the cover. Is she
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  selling them already? I know she's not because I went to the website and
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  by the time I got there, she had dismantled dismantled the menu, so
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  you couldn't go to her about page, which Nikki had been to. But
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  I, having built a lot of websites, was able to suss out what
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  those additional pages would be called. Stop and so I just did a backslash
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  about worthyup dot COM's backslash about so it still exists. Yes, And I
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  was able to read her about page and also look at her merch page,
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  which is not developed, and also look at her community sign up page.
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  So do we want to know a little bit what this is about? Yes,
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  this is what I found on her about page about Worthy Up. As
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  you explore Worthy Up, immerse yourself and Mary's insights, wisdom and the supportive
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  community she's fostered, Join the movement and let Mary be your mentor on the
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  journey to stop it, Stop it, I know, Yeah, let me
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  start again. Join the movement and let Mary be your mentor on the journey
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  to discovering your inner string. Honey, that was me. Whether you're taking
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  your first steps or well into your transformative journey, Worthy Up is here to
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  uplift, inspire, and empower you. Mary's vision is clear to create a
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  space where every woman recognizes her worth, embraces her uniqueness, and thrives in
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  a community that celebrates individual and collective growth. And there are more words and
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  sentences, but it's all pretty much the same puke dude. So she really
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  okay? When you sent me this video from Nicki Haverstock, it seemed like
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  it was alluded to her starting a life coaching. She really thinks mentorship.
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  She can be a mentor to other women, and she's going to charge people
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  however much, hey Haragon, if you I know how much? Because then
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  I clicked from there there was a link. There is a link on her
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  about page to her sign up page so you can join her community. It's
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  called Let's Grow Together. Let's Grow Together. Limited lifetime membership or special introductory
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  price of ninety nine dollars includes access to two members only videos per month,
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  access to one member's only Q and a live session per month, first chance
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  at upgraded programs, special deals and promotions, and members only wordy up mug.
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  Limited lifetime membership price will increase to one forty nine. So get it
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  now, Get it while you can for ninety nine dollars. Yes, So
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  what it feels like to me is she's probably starting like a Facebook group and
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  you're gonna have to sign up through her website. You're gonna be given some
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  information to help you find the Facebook and to join it, and that's where
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  she's going to be doing lives. Maybe it's an Instagram group. I don't
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  know. I cannot I cannot believe that Mary fucking Brown thinks that she has
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  enough wisdom to impart on the masses when she her dumps. I don't want
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  to be so mean, okay, because obviously I like that. Obviously she
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  was married to Cody Brown and he's an abusive narcissist, and so I have
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  some compassion for her, But you stayed with this dude for ten plus years
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  when he wasn't touching your cookie and he was saying nasty, awful things about
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  you on TV where you felt not worthy and you're gonna talk to people about
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  how to feel worthy. And it just ended in April of twenty twenty two,
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  and you were blindsided. Your respective of how you want is to believe
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  it, you were blindsided. You couldn't believe that he was the one who
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  told you it's never ever ever gonna happen, and that he doesn't care if
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  you live or die, and that if you fuck other people, he doesn't
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  care. I need to know what kind of therapy have you done since then?
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  Like what kind of introspection have you undertaken. I understand you have a
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  kind of a big age, not unlike myself. You have a lot of
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  life experience, certainly have learned a lot along the way. But you were
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  just in this toxic and I dare say abusive relationship a year and a half
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  ago. So what gives you the right to be a mentor and or life
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  coach or whatever? She's gonna call herself when all she's done is lived in
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  a cult or a dysfunctional, abusive relationship. For real, I don't understand.
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  This is why social media is so fucking toxic, because literally everybody and
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  their mother thinks that they can be like a fitness guru or a fucking mentor
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  or a spiritual coach like fucking Danielle from ninety Day found God the toxic person
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  in the world, absolute worst, and she's charging people three hundred dollars for
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  her courses and stuff, Like I cannot with this culture of like people acting
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  like they have so much to im part on people, but like, let
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  me charge you one hundred and fifty dollars for an annual membership, like I'm
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  fucking Amazon or something like what I have to give you is so valuable.
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  And I don't even know if this is the end price, because a lot
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  of this seems like it's still being worked on. Like when I went to
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  the merch section, it was all just like stock images. It's not actually
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  her merch and so she's working on the website right now. It could be
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  more, it could be less. I mean, ninety nine dollars for a
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  lifetime membership. Is not that much to get that content. And so I'm
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  not going to complain about that, okay, because I believe in online education
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  personally, and I've actually had programs in the past that I have run.
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  But when I tell you, they were content dance, honey, and what
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  I offered for the students that I had was I think a tremendous amount.
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  So like, so for what she's offering two videos a month, a live
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  cunic for ninety nine dollars for your whole life, that's great if you love
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  Mary Brown, but it's probably also going to be a subscription thing where you're
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  gonna have to pay twenty five dollars a month. And that's okay too if
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  there's people who want to do that. But I'm just like, based on
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  what though, I mean really and like if her retreats are anything like how
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  this is gonna be like with her charging six thousand dollars for you not even
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  to like stay at Lizzie's Heritage Inn and not even have like good food catered
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  for everybody, Like you're getting fucking barbecue from the local joint in Parawana.
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  Like I just to me, I'm like, I can't see her content being
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  that worthwhile to me, Like, and I don't want to be mean,
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  but I'm just like, come on, Like, what do you have a
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  value? Write a fucking book? Yeah, we would read a tell all
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  books would read like a series of tell all. You would make a lot
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  of money. I think you'd have a publisher. I would think you'd get
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  an advance. I think if there's a lot of us out here, if
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  you told us the whole truth, nothing but the truth, that would spend
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  good money on that book for sure, And you'd get interviews up the ass,
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  just like Christine with all these people magazine things like, you would get
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  fame and you would get a lot of money. You don't need to fucking
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  rip people off and try to give them mentor and lifship advice. But the
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  thing is, I think she thinks. I don't think she's trying to rip
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  anybody off, honestly. I mean, she is an MLM. She has
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  historically been in a lot of MLMs. That's very problematic because MLMs are predatory.
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  But like, when you take that component out of it and you just
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  look at Mary and everything that she's been through, I have a lot of
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  compassion for her. I'm sure she feels like she's learned a lot. I'm
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  sure she feels like she's enriched and edified and can teach a young woman how
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  to avoid the pitfalls of marrying somebody like Cody Brown. I'm sure there's a
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  lot of great things that you could offer, but like until you actually take
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  real time to heal. Yes, Like if you're trying to heal other people
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  while you're not healed yourself, like you just do damage to other people.
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  Yes, so show me where, show me on the doll you show me
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  where you actually did the work, right, I agree, it was twenty
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  twenty two, right, So don't act like you're like some expert in all
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  of this stuff when you're dealing with your own shit. And that's totally fine.
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  Like we're all damaged people, we're all going through our stuff, we're
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  all learning. Nobody's fucking perfect. Nobody is like a perfect guru or anything
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  like that. But I'm just like to try and act like a mentor when
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  you're still dealing with all that shit. It's just I mean, you cany
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  one, you can have a group around you, but like when you then
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  monetize it, yeah, right and kind of become the authority on it by
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  virtue of monetizing it and creating a platform around it. Then I'm like,
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  you got to be in integrity to do something like that. And I think
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  maybe she thinks that she is, but I'm like, Anny, I don't.
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  I don't think so. But you do MLMs and you think that that's
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  okay, You're still doing lul ro, still ripping people off in that way,
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  you know. And it would be one thing if she had like a
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  support group or like some kind of online community that she held for people that
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  like wasn't behind a super high paywall and she was just like there offering support
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  for women who've left fundamentalist religions, who have left narcissistic, abusive relationships like
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  that would be totally one thing. It's another to be like, let me
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  teach you how to hashtag worthy up yeap. And I'm sure she has good
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  intentions with it, so I'm not I don't think she's like a bad person.
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  Well, but I also think she wants to profit. Yes, I
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  mean, when you look at the prices of her retreats, let us remind
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  you she was running a retreat for how many days, like four days,
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  like a four day retreat yeah, Like at Tears, it was like a
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  two thousand and four thousand and six thousand dollars price point, and you're just
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  going to the Haunted B and B in Carowuan, Utah with that terrible wallpaper
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  I know, and you know you have to eat on paper plates. That
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  first retreat was really bad. So I can see the industry she's trying to
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  move into, and I think she can probably leverage her celebrity, but I
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  just feel like, mmmm, I would bad look man. But then Janelle
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  had her website from like twenty sixteen called Thrive with Janelle, when she was
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  also going to be some kind of a life coach. I don't know why.
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  That's what I'm saying. It's like social media and fame, Like all
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  these people think that they have like this wisdom to impart and but they also
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  know that their fan base loves them and that they would do pretty much anything
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  to like get any kind of content from them. I mean, fucking Jasmine
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  on ninety Day Fiance has like an OnlyFans and she's got like this other thing
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  where she gives people like birthday wishes and like different types of advices. Wevent
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  to me, then to me, you have one hour to just vent to
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  me and I'll be here listening. What the fun It's very bizarre. She
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  charges like one hundred dollars for that. Well what about the OnlyFans girl who
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  charged for her farts in jars? So I mean, like, if you
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  can monetize it and make money off it, I mean, go get your
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  bag. But like when you're talking about a healing industry, right when you're
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  talking about people who are really struggling and might have like signal magnificant trauma,
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  like you got to be extra careful. Yes, and I started, I
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  feel I'm dubious about what Mary's doing one hundred percent. It's kind of weird,
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  but we'll see how it evolves. We will definitely be watching she it's
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  our raccoon monocle. Honey. All right, let's get into the episodes of
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  Sister Wives, because each episode was like ten minutes, like a half an
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  hour, so we did two of them for this Sister Wives. We are
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  in season four and we are going to be covering episode three and four.
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  Now. Episode three is entitled Brutal Honesty, and that speaks to Christine and
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  Robin having a sit down at last where Christine is going to talk to Robin
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  about how she's been struggling so deeply with her jealousy yeap, So they're trying
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  to patch things up. It's also Cody's birthday. It's twenty twelve. He's
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  turned forty four. That means how does he fifty something now? So he's
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  fifty five to fifty six, right, and so we're going to have a
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  birthday. And there were a couple of other things that were going on in
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  this episode that I thought were really interesting, like the surrogacy, the real
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  estate licensure and such. So this episode starts with the preparations for Cody's birthday.
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  We've got Logan, the real parent of the Brown Clan. They're weeping
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  in to take all of the littles while all the little girls and Gabe.
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  He's going to be taking them to what looks like hobby lobby or to Michaels.
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  They're going to be picking out some craft stuff so that they can make
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  Cody a scrap book and a poster for his birthday. And we see Logan
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  just so sweet. It's like a seventeen year old boy who's got his own
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  life. I presume totally. He probably likes girls. In sports. But
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  here he is with this gaggle of kids at the Michaels getting them their craft
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  supplies. He's a sweet kid, like they did something right with him,
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  even though he has parentified and he kind of alludes to it in this.
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  He's like talking about when he leaves for college, I think right moves out,
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  and he's like, I don't know how that's going to change the family
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  dynamic, and like, what part am I going to be leaving behind in
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  my family? I'm like, oh, yeah, the parent, Yeah,
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  that's what you're gonna be ing. I'm worried about my children. Yes,
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  who's going to be taking care of the little ducklings when I'm gone? Because
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  I know these assholes. Cody just sits in a recliner. Steer's just mad
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  all the time, my mom's working, is just working or checked out,
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  you know. And Mary's also mad too. Robin's making out with dad on
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  the recliner. So what's going to happen to the kids. I thought it
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  was sweet though, yes I did too. And when we see the ultimate
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  gifts that the kids made, that also was really cute on my I loved
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  it. After that, we have all the wives meeting over at Mary's house.
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  Mary is still laid up. If you recall last week she went skiing
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  for her ultimate date night with Cody, promptly tore her mcl and now she's
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  laid up for eight weeks. And so the other wives come to her and
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  they are, I guess, packing like little gift bags for the kids for
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  Cody's party, and they are talking about what they're going to get for Cody's
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  birthday. What did you what did you notice? The thing here a little
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  bit okay with Robin? Yeah, yeah with Robin, because they're talking about
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  like what to get him, and I think, like Christine talks about like
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  a watch, and then something gets brought up with a computer, and Robin's
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  like, well, do we have the money for it? Do we have
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  the money for it? Do you all have the money? Because I ain't
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  got no money. I ain't got no I got debt, right, That's
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  what I got. I thought that was interesting, and Mary kind of in
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  a superior tone, just as well, it depends on how much each wife
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  has in their budget for this. Robin like, You've got money in your
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  budget, don't you? And Robin's just like nursing Solomon. She's like I
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  don't know sure. I mean, I guess, I guess after my bills
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  or whatever. And you know what I'm just thinking of just now. I
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  wonder if Robin's getting child support for Dayton, Aurora and Brionna. Oh yeah,
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  because if they're divorced, presumably she should be getting child support for all
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  three of them. And I'm like, where's that money going? And how
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  much money does she get? Because like when I was a child and my
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  biological father had to pay child support, he was like an electrician, so
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  it wasn't like a huge amount of money, but how much was it?
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  It was like I'm going to try and remember. I think it was like
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  four hundred every two weeks, like eight hundred a month. But I'm like
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  that was okay. And then when I became eighteen, I got to keep
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  that money. Yeah, because I'm an adult now. But I wonder how
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  much she's getting for the three of them, because that was just for me.
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  I was just don't ask me how much I got. You got a
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  lot because your husband was rude. I got, well, I don't know
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  about god a lot you got, but it was it was a blending of
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  maintenance or alimony plus child support it was just like one lump sum each month,
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  plus I got a portion of his bonuses at the end of his year.
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  That was great. Wow. So to the regular pod, Yeah,
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  I do wonder whether she got child support. That is such a good question
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  because I know ultimately that Robin obviously has Cody adopt her children, which means
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  that Preston has to give up his paternal rights. But up until the time
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  that he does, you would presume he would owe support for those kids.
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  And that's why I wonder, like, maybe she wasn't getting child support,
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  because you know, what would be the incentive to have Cody adopt the kids,
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  Like if you were really struggling for money, or if you were needing
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  the money, you would milk that shit from Preston until those kids are twenty
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  one. That's what a lot of parents do. So I mean, I
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  don't know, maybe he wasn't giving any I don't know if any Raccoons out
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  there know whether she collected child support and or how much she collected. Honey,
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  we would love to know because that would speak to what she would be
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  able to contribute to something like a really nice gift for Cody. But it
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  just is interesting that she seems so out of touch with the financial and the
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  contributions that are expected from all four wives, almost as if she's really never
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  asked to contribute, and rather it's the other three wives who end up contributing
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  and covering Robin, which obviously we see when they get to flag Staff and
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  we've got Mary and Janelle going out of their pocket to pay for Robin's deposit
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  down payment for the home. Yes, and that would also speak to her
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  character because if she's getting this extra income that she could be contributing to this
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  family pot when it's really just fucking Janelle paying for everything and TLC right now
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  at this fucking point, nobody else is working. That would be so shitty
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  if she was like hiding her child support. And I mean, I get
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  it, like it's for your kids, whatever, it's child sport, I
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  get it. But if it's like extra income that could be distributed or helped
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  out, I mean, but we are fabricating stories use that we don't know
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  are true. But yeah, I could see it. I could see it
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  based on how things have worked out, that she would not necessarily be super
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  forthcoming with her resources versus is taking the family. I want to know too,
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  After this, we've got Christine taking baby Truly, who's twenty months old,
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  and she's still got no hair whatsoever anywhere on her head. Ball that's
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  how I was until I was like three. Yeah, just thought I was
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  a boy. Wispy hair suggestions approximations of air. She takes a little Truly
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  over to Robin's house because of course Robin gave birth to Solomon three months previous,
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  and they want to weigh both of the kids because Solomon's he's a chunk.
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  It's a big old rolling polly baby boys. He's so wispy. Now
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  yeah, he's so thin, and every time it's like interesting that he was
• 22:42
  such a big boy, chunky boy. So Christina arrives and she puts Truly
• 22:48
  on the scale. Truly weighs nineteen pounds at twenty months, with all of
• 22:53
  her clothes, a coat, and her shoes on. And then Robin gets
• 22:57
  on the scale with Solomon and I think it was one hundred and seventy three
• 23:03
  pounds, and then she gets off the scale gives the baby to Christine.
• 23:06
  You know, I'm watching, I am monocling blocking the weight because it's such
• 23:10
  an issue for me. I'm like, how much does she weigh uh huh,
• 23:12
  So gives the baby to Christine and then gets up on the scale herself
• 23:15
  and she was one fifty seven with her shoes and with her clothes on.
• 23:19
  So they deduce, after doing mathematics, which is something sciency and magical,
• 23:26
  that Solomon weighs sixteen pounds, so three pounds less. And he's a fucking
• 23:30
  baby, a little bitty baby, truly, just this tiny little thing.
• 23:34
  Yes, she's so fucking cute in these early episodes. She really is very
• 23:40
  adorable. After that, they make their way to some Greek grill to have
• 23:45
  the conversation that I don't know about you, Beadriz, but I feel that
• 23:49
  Christine is having this conversation creating this moment with Robin because she has been told
• 23:56
  I don't know about expressly, but certainly it has been Sugg asked it to
• 24:00
  Christine by now that if she doesn't make this share right with Robin, she's
• 24:04
  got a real fucking problem with Cody. Yep. So she's got a cowtown
• 24:08
  to her and be like, look, it's not you, it's me and
• 24:12
  Cody. It's Cody that's the problem. It's not you, I promise,
• 24:17
  right, Even though in her talking head. Christine's like, yeah, I
• 24:19
  did have problems with rob I thought she was the enemy. So I'm like,
• 24:22
  okay, we can't. Actually, this episode's entitled Brutal Honesty, and
• 24:26
  we still can't even be fully honest in the moment. And so it's like
• 24:30
  at the restaurant, Christine opens up about it and is like, look,
• 24:34
  I was just really jealous, like so incredibly jealous. I never thought me
• 24:38
  and Cody could ever have any problems in our marriage. And then Robin's like,
• 24:44
  yeah, I did it brusly. It just made me feel really bad
• 24:47
  because I thought that you hated me, right, And I mean, you
• 24:49
  guys had to sign off and approve on me coming into the family, and
• 24:55
  if y'all had said one word of no to Cody, he would not have
• 24:59
  let me come into the family. Do we not believe that? No,
• 25:00
  I don't believe that. And then she says right after that, she's like,
• 25:03
  I don't know how you guys let me in, right, Like that's
• 25:07
  kind of a weird thing to say, isn't it. Well, I mean
• 25:10
  it could just be simple acknowledgment of Christine's struggle, like, yeah, I
• 25:12
  don't even know how you would fucking do that. In other words, I
• 25:15
  don't know how I would have to do that. Yeah, if there was
• 25:18
  a fifth wife, which you'll get into into the next episode, Like,
• 25:19
  I don't know how I would be able to do that. She also says
• 25:22
  that she called her mother, Yeah, that home wrecking bitch. Yeah,
• 25:27
  living in her happy house, dividing the previous family, and her mother said,
• 25:34
  don't take it personally. They're just adjusting and shifting around you. It's
• 25:41
  not personal to you. And Christine is definitely going out of her way to
• 25:45
  let Robin know absolutely not is not about you, like you said, yeah,
• 25:49
  it's about Cody, because Cody left me, Like she actually said that,
• 25:53
  Yeah, she's a Cody, you know, promised that things were going
• 25:57
  to be a certain way. I felt abandoned because Cody left me. And
• 26:02
  Robin's like, well, why did he leave you? And then Christine,
• 26:06
  like a battered wife, says because I'm jealous because every time he comes over,
• 26:10
  like the dynamic is fucking off, because I'm like, I just can't
• 26:12
  be happy. So I'm just gonna be grateful. I'm so grateful for all
• 26:15
  the children that I have and all my wives and everything. I'm happy.
• 26:19
  I promise, I'm happy. Thanks for that. Pep talk Mary in the
• 26:22
  last episode telling me that it's my fault and that I need to just be
• 26:26
  grateful, yes, and swallow my problems because Cody will never fix anything.
• 26:32
  M M. It's really sad. And then I was like getting annoyed with
• 26:34
  Robin in this scene because she's taking it all personally still and sitting there crying,
• 26:40
  and she's like, well, I just felt like you hated me.
• 26:41
  And it's like, Robin, why can't you step outside of yourself a little
• 26:44
  bit though and see it from the wives perspective? You can't because you've got
• 26:48
  Cody wrapped around your finger, So to you, it's just like unbelievable,
• 26:52
  Like why don't they like me because their marriages are failing with Cody and yours
• 26:56
  is thriving, right, And that's literally right, And she even says it,
• 27:02
  she's like, my mom told me that it's not to take it personally
• 27:06
  because it's about my position in the family right as the favorite wife, as
• 27:11
  the last wife, and as the favorite wife. So I thought that was
• 27:14
  very interesting. I felt really bad for actually both of them, because I
• 27:18
  still feel like there's a shimmer a glimmer of innocence and Robin. At this
• 27:23
  point, she's not entrenched in her goddamn position yet. She's not like drunk
• 27:29
  with power yet, like she's still ascending to the throne. She's not there
• 27:33
  yet, So I feel like she is maybe a little bit open to having
• 27:37
  this conversation with Christine, but I feel like she I feel like Christine makes
• 27:41
  her very uncomfortable. And as we see Christine on the couch like dominating the
• 27:47
  conversations, like the desa bells in her voice are like twice as high as
• 27:52
  anybody else, Like she's yelling like a macheltie, yet out on the couch
• 27:56
  when everybody else is speaking in quiet tones, like I don't think. I
• 28:00
  don't think Robin likes her, Like I don't think Robin actually would ever be
• 28:03
  her friend if it wasn't for the Sister Wives, no way. I think
• 28:07
  she thinks she's too much, And I wonder if she says that kind of
• 28:10
  shit or reaffirms that shit to Cody, because I bet Cody probably goes over
• 28:14
  to Robin's house and then totally bitches about Christine, probably bitches about the other
• 28:18
  wives too, but mainly Christine because it's obvious in these episodes that Cody does
• 28:22
  not fucking like Christine. It is really obvious. My god, I'm surprised
• 28:29
  by it. But like, I haven't seen him have any genuine affection like
• 28:33
  wanting to hang out with my homegirl who I love, I'm ride or died
• 28:37
  with, Like I haven't seen that since maybe season one. And even that
• 28:41
  it was like for such a whirlwind because he was dating Robin and Christine had
• 28:45
  just had truly so like there was too much going on. But yeah,
• 28:48
  you don't like her, no, And I think after this lunch, Robin
• 28:52
  goes home with her baby and Cody comes home and he's like, well,
• 28:56
  how did it go? Did she apologize? Did she say X? Why?
• 29:00
  And see? How did it make you feel? Yeah? Still feel
• 29:03
  bad because blah blah blah. And so it emboldens Cody to continue to treat
• 29:07
  Christine like shit. Yes, probably, And then when they talk shit about
• 29:11
  her and he's like, oh, she's so loud or she puts me down,
• 29:14
  Robin's like, yeah, I have noticed that she probably says shit like
• 29:17
  that to him, you know, because even on the couch with some of
• 29:19
  those moments where Cody is like getting annoyed with Christine, and Christine's just saying
• 29:26
  some shit. You can see it on Robin's face too, like Robin has
• 29:29
  the same hard expression. Yes, yeah, it's very interesting to see.
• 29:33
  It is when you're looking with different eyes. From twenty twenty three to twenty
• 29:37
  twenty John. So after this lunch where Christine has to prostrate herself and beg
• 29:42
  for mercy, yeah, we go to Cody's birthday. But before that we
• 29:47
  have a little scene where Janelle and Christine go to some local real estate office
• 29:52
  to read their real estate manuals and study together. I guess for their license.
• 29:56
  I don't understand, which they never end up getting. I think,
• 30:00
  well Janelle does. I think Janelle that's it. I don't think Christine does.
• 30:03
  So the interesting thing about this to me is that this was one of
• 30:07
  the family endeavors that they were all going to do together, except for Robin,
• 30:11
  because Robin don't work. Yes, like Cody was going to do it,
• 30:14
  Mary was going to do it. And then now the only two standing
• 30:18
  are Janelle and Christine. And Christine is kind of wishy wash because she saw
• 30:22
  the book and she's like, oh fuck, I've got this math. I
• 30:25
  got to read that you've got to memorize that. Yes, I don't know
• 30:29
  if I can do it. But then she comes back around realizes I got
• 30:32
  to get a job, and so it's just those two that are doing it.
• 30:37
  But they mentioned in this particular scene that Cody got the book because he
• 30:41
  was going to do it too, and he realized, oh, I have
• 30:42
  to study for this shit. Fuck that absolutely not, which is crazy to
• 30:47
  me. So he's not wanting to get a job because why because you're doing
• 30:52
  TLC. Well, he's doing his dumb MLM because last episode he got the
• 30:55
  Rose Gold Nissans his fucking sae. I didn't see it this episode though.
• 30:59
  Remember that's month to month and as soon as they're not profitable, Honney,
• 31:02
  you got to pay that least. So where's the fucking convertible? Now?
• 31:04
  Maybe that's what's in all their boxes and the McMansion flash forward to twenty twenty
• 31:08
  four. Maybe it's all of his MLM probably stock that he buys, right
• 31:14
  shit, so he can get a new car lease it. I do think
• 31:17
  that's what he's doing for work, but I don't. I don't know what
• 31:19
  Mary's doing. I think Mary at this time is doing MLM stuff she's probably
• 31:25
  doing the Live the l iv oh with Cody, I imagine. But I
• 31:29
  mean, I feel like it's very conspicuous that Mary's not talking about what she's
• 31:33
  doing to contribute to this family at all. Yeah, like, what are
• 31:37
  you guys doing? You have all these fucking rents that you have to care
• 31:40
  about, and then you're gonna get the cold to sac and you have all
• 31:41
  these mortgages that you have to deal with. Like what are y'all doing?
• 31:45
  And then Robin and Robin's lazy ass. I mean, I know she just
• 31:48
  had a child, I get it, and Solomon's three months old, But
• 31:52
  before Solomon even came, she didn't want to attend those meetings. She never
• 31:56
  had an intention in any way at all to contribute financially to this fucking household.
• 32:04
  It's crazy to me. It's absolutely if I'm hopping up there, if
• 32:07
  I'm breakdancing into this fucking Brown family, knowing that they're having a hard time
• 32:10
  feeding their fucking kids. They're on food stamps, right, and I'm going
• 32:15
  to integrate, integrate my three kids into their family that's already struggling. You
• 32:19
  better believe I'm getting a job. I'm contributing I'm thinking about that. Well,
• 32:22
  she is doing something. She's creating my sister wife's closet and designing that
• 32:25
  beautiful jewelry. Yeah, so that's what they're doing. So she's still a
• 32:30
  drain on the family because that's not making any money and in order to have
• 32:34
  like mockups and things of that nature, she's got to pay for it.
• 32:36
  Like, oh my god, just wait until we do the fucking parasite dude,
• 32:39
  just wait, just wait until we get to the fucking expos and shit
• 32:44
  and the fucking pitch for their business. I live. I cannot wait.
• 32:47
  So much takes me hope for tomorrow, knowing that it's coming so great.
• 32:52
  And the episode ends with Cody's birthday party at Janelle's home. Ell doesn't have
• 33:00
  to do anything because, of course Christine and all of the parenthified children are
• 33:04
  coordinating, organizing, and executing everything that needs to get done to keep this
• 33:08
  family moving. Uh huh. They have a party for Cody and first the
• 33:14
  little kids, who again went with Logan to the Michaels to make crafts like
• 33:19
  little scrap books. They give it to Cody's so cute and Cody says it's
• 33:22
  adorable. Little Savannah takes money out of her piggy bang, like four dollars
• 33:28
  and thirty four cents or something, gives it all to him, gives it
• 33:30
  all to him. She's so sweet, so fucking thoughtful. She reminds me
• 33:35
  of my little sister. Does she is a little novak. Yeah, she
• 33:38
  was always so thoughtful like that. She would create things for our birthdays and
• 33:43
  shit, and she would write like big, long like books and stuff like.
• 33:46
  She was so cute. So Savannah is so fucking cute. It interesting
• 33:51
  that you can see the nature of a person at such a young age,
• 33:57
  because when we see her at eighteen years old, she's still the demure,
• 34:00
  soft spoken but very gentle, gorgeous, generous girl that she was when she
• 34:07
  was a little kid. And then you look at Gabe punching out Garrison.
• 34:09
  I mean like they are also that that carries over into their adulthood. I
• 34:13
  think it's so fantastic. Yeah. And at some point, the wives,
• 34:17
  who again had to collaborate to get Cody a present, present him with said
• 34:22
  present, which is a laptop. Uh huh, A nice laptop. I
• 34:27
  think an Apple last like a mac or like a MacBook or something like it.
• 34:30
  And he opens it, and his response is lackluster, to say the
• 34:37
  least. He's like, oh, great a tool. Great, love it.
• 34:39
  And they're like, you're not excited about it. I thought you wanted
• 34:42
  a laptop. And he's like, yeah, I guess, but you know
• 34:45
  I wanted a fun gift. Wow, because now I look at the laptop
• 34:50
  and now I know they want me to get a job. Yes, well,
• 34:53
  he says, I know that it's expensive, and I'm wondering where they
• 34:59
  got the money from. That's the first thing he says, saved up for
• 35:00
  it, you, which indicates that at this time in twenty twelve, after
• 35:05
  on our fourth season, now if sister webs, they still don't have a
• 35:07
  lot of liquidity. Honey, they don't have a lot of money. They
• 35:10
  probably had to put it on credit. Maybe a victorious secret card. I
• 35:14
  don't know. But he's not happy. So he's worried about the money.
• 35:16
  And then I also know if I have a laptop, I've got to work.
• 35:21
  Un be believable. I heard you say that, Cody, I mean
• 35:23
  it slipped out right. And then him saying I wanted a fun gift,
• 35:29
  I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? How is a laptop not
• 35:31
  fun. You could play games on the laptop. Porn on a laptop,
• 35:37
  Mormon porn gotta be great for real. Yeah, he's very ungrateful, which
• 35:43
  Christine calls out obnoxiously totally on the couch as they're talking about it, and
• 35:50
  she's mocking him, like her response is really robotic, and you can tell
• 35:55
  he's mad his strained smile on his like I fucking hate you, Christine,
• 36:01
  and then fucking Robin right, bitch, yeah, straight up, says I
• 36:07
  kind of knew he didn't want a laptop, I know, but he needed
• 36:10
  it, so it's okay. I know after all of the women were like,
• 36:15
  yeah, we really wanted to get it for you. We know you
• 36:17
  like expensive things. This is like the most expensive laptop, and so they're
• 36:22
  all trying to justify why they did it, and then Robin's like, yeah,
• 36:24
  but like, I knew that he wouldn't want it because of course he
• 36:29
  spends time at my house and not yours. I speak Cody, so I
• 36:31
  know what he wants. I thought that was very illuminating, I've got to
• 36:35
  say. So that was the end of that episode. We have one more
• 36:37
  episode to get through now. This was just a Q and a so we're
• 36:40
  not going to take too long with this, but I selected some of the
• 36:44
  questions from the episode that I thought were germane to where we are today.
• 36:49
  Good. And so we've got the four wives and Cody on the couch for
• 36:53
  the entire thing. We've got I guess, audience members writing in with their
• 36:58
  questions yes, and we've got the family, the adults answering those questions.
• 37:02
  Okay, So one of the questions was have you ever wondered whether it's worth
• 37:07
  it, like polygamy is worth it? Or all of the shit that you're
• 37:10
  going through, Because then they flash back, so like moving out of a
• 37:15
  high going to Vegas, like the five tire flats they had on the way,
• 37:19
  the arguments. Janelle's pissed off. This is fucking circus. I can't
• 37:22
  stand any of you people. And then they come back and say, yeah,
• 37:27
  I mean it's hard, it's difficult being you know, with twenty two
• 37:30
  to twenty five. However, many people are in this family, but they
• 37:34
  wouldn't give it up for the world. So great polygamy is to make calling
• 37:38
  like part of the Father. We're doing it for God. I mean,
• 37:44
  I guess the only good thing out of all of this is all the children,
• 37:47
  all of the kiaties, and that's great. But I'm like watching these
• 37:52
  splashbacks and I'm like, I could not be in a family that is so
• 37:57
  disorganized, so financially it was responsible, So just like fly by the seat
• 38:02
  of their pants, just do whatever. Cody and Janelle were the only fucking
• 38:07
  ones working for the majority of it. I could not know. I'd be
• 38:09
  so over it. I would be exasperated. I would be screaming at people.
• 38:14
  Yeah, I would be brass knuckling Cody right in his face, perfect
• 38:19
  sick. Then we get the question, does Cody spend more time with a
• 38:22
  wife after she has a baby. Of course, at this point, Robin
• 38:27
  has just had Solomon, but it wasn't too long ago that Christine had truly,
• 38:31
  and his question was really quick and he's like, yes, period,
• 38:37
  which means that at this time he is spending more time. He's already spending
• 38:40
  more time with Robin. And I think it's fair if you've got one of
• 38:45
  your wives who has a baby, that you should be there to help out.
• 38:47
  But the fact of the matter is, I really question whether he did
• 38:52
  that for Christine. When we saw him leave her her hospital room, while
• 38:57
  she's in the process of giving birth to this child out of her vagina,
• 39:00
  and you went to Robin's house to kisser. Yes. And I think they
• 39:05
  actually talk about this in the later seasons, if I remember correctly, where
• 39:08
  they call him out on that and they're like, you've used the babies as
• 39:12
  an excuse because Robin just had King Solomon, and then she's gonna have one
• 39:15
  more baby after that, so then that's going to be another excuse for him
• 39:19
  to be like, whoa, but I have to be at Robin's house all
• 39:22
  the time because she just had the baby sheets my help, and though they
• 39:24
  got a nanny using it, he's using it in twenty twenty, twenty twenty
• 39:28
  one. I've got to be around the babies. They can't be out of
• 39:30
  town for longer than three or four days because of the babies. It's always
• 39:35
  been the excuse. It has always been the excuse. It's really interesting to
• 39:37
  see it so early on. Another question was do the wives wonder what it
• 39:44
  would be like to have Cody all to themselves one hundred percent of the time.
• 39:49
  And Cody's the one who says, Oh, I'm sure they do.
• 39:51
  I think we all think about that. Yeah, and Mary's like, excuse
• 39:53
  me, I actually don't think about that, Like I only ever consider my
• 39:59
  marriage in terms of my other sister wives. And Cody's like, what are
• 40:02
  you talking about. You said you did, and She's like, I never
• 40:06
  said that. Do we believe her? Yeah, yeah, I believe I
• 40:08
  kind of do. Yeah. I think he's just using it as an excuse
• 40:12
  because Robin, and because he's thinking, yes about only spending one hundred percent
• 40:16
  of his time or spending his whole time with Robin, and he just assumes
• 40:21
  he projects onto them the other wives that they feel the same way. Christine's
• 40:25
  like, I married the man, but I especially married the family. I'm
• 40:30
  so grateful for may family. And sometimes I would feel abandoned by Cody,
• 40:35
  but then I would realize, I'm like, God, look at all these
• 40:37
  kids that I have to take care of in the basement by my house by
• 40:39
  myself, and look at all these kids, and I love them. So
• 40:43
  she's definitely trying to get back in Cody's good graces. We have one audacious
• 40:49
  audience member asking whether they use protection I know, and they kind of all
• 40:53
  pause, like yeah. Cody looks at the paper and doesn't look up at
• 40:58
  the camera, which is kind of interesting, wondering what that was about.
• 41:00
  I'm like, does he does he not want to answer it because he's not
• 41:05
  fucking some of the wives, Like I wonder if it's I don't need protection
• 41:07
  if I'm not fucking them, or like he's using protection with the three og
• 41:13
  but not Robin, because you know, it just feels so good. I'm
• 41:15
  just same, God, sa, I'm just the mind of Cody Beggar.
• 41:20
  Her raw feels so good. Yikes. Well, Janelle's like, I'm not
• 41:24
  answering that. That's an intimate personal question and I respect that. They ask
• 41:30
  how do the wives keep their jealousy in check? And they flash back to
• 41:36
  Mary having the conversation with Cody in season one when they're out for the anniversary,
• 41:40
  and she's like, well, how would you like it, Cody,
• 41:44
  Like if I were out here giving my attention to another man, Like,
• 41:46
  how would that feel? And Cody says, well, that is just a
• 41:51
  vulgar It's a vulgar, fucking notion, Mary. So he can't even begin
• 41:55
  to comprehend how it would feel if the tables were turned off him. No,
• 42:00
  of course not, because he lacks that ability because he's a fucking narcissist.
• 42:04
  He doesn't give a shit about anybody else's feelings, but his own well
• 42:07
  and his religion completely enables his narcissism and his centering of himself facts, which
• 42:14
  is sad. They ask if there's going to be a fifth wife? Yeah,
• 42:17
  which interesting, you know, we're kind of asking in the Year of
• 42:21
  our Lord twenty twenty four, is Cody Ginna on board a new wife?
• 42:23
  Because otherwise, why do we need them? We don't need them on it?
• 42:28
  Why are they here? Get off of our TV. We don't need
• 42:30
  to see you anymore unless you I will be here if you bring in a
• 42:34
  fifth wife. Are you kidding me? Or now a second wife? Yeah?
• 42:37
  But he says no. He's like, I'm almost certain the answer is
• 42:39
  no, unless, of course, there's some kind of holy inspiration from my
• 42:45
  father on High and he tells me I should take another wife. But if
• 42:50
  I don't hear it directly from the mouth of God, the answer is no.
• 42:53
  Robin would never allow that. She would never allow that. No,
• 42:58
  especially if she was younger and pretty than Robin. She would never right,
• 43:02
  never go for that. She can't conceive of ever being in Christine's position.
• 43:07
  Nope, No, she would never want that for herself. Then somebody asks,
• 43:12
  what would you do if one of your kids came out? Yeah,
• 43:14
  and Janelle's like, I assume this means as a homosexical and she's like,
• 43:20
  with as many kids as we have, the statistics are high that will probably
• 43:23
  have at least one, right, maybe two, And they do, right,
• 43:28
  they do, actually at least two. I think, mm hmm when
• 43:30
  and Leon yeah right, so yeah, she was right, yes, And
• 43:35
  they were pretty chill about it. They're like, we don't really care,
• 43:37
  I mean, like we're we would be sad. I think. Robin says
• 43:39
  this, well, let's break the bitch down, honey, because Janelle's like,
• 43:44
  it wouldn't change my life at all. Then Christine, who's just dumb,
• 43:47
  Yeah, she's like, well, I mean if one of my children
• 43:52
  liked a same sex sex partner, then that person couldn't come over and stay
• 43:55
  the night in her room and I would have to I'm like, shut up,
• 43:58
  shut up. Yeah, And then they got to Robin and Robin said,
• 44:00
  well, I would actually be sad because their life would be difficult and
• 44:04
  I wouldn't want them to have to live, you know, in a world
• 44:07
  that doesn't accept them, and I thought, well, that seems enlightened,
• 44:12
  But I wonder about that. Yeah, of course, when Leon came out,
• 44:17
  Robin was the first one to hug Leon and encourage Leon, and that
• 44:21
  was really awesome. But I mean, I don't know. And there's been
• 44:23
  like rumors about Cody and Robin trying to affiliate once again with the AUB,
• 44:30
  and of course the doctrine of the AUB allegedly is very homophobic, anti LGBT,
• 44:37
  And there's also rumors that Cody has had a falling out with Leon because
• 44:42
  potentially of Leon's transition. We don't know if any of this is true.
• 44:45
  This is just what's out there in the streets. But I just I was
• 44:50
  watching her very closely when she answered that question. I was side eyeing it.
• 44:52
  It seemed very performative, like she's just saying it just to get the
• 44:57
  brownie points right for the fan and stuff. Because I think at this point
• 45:00
  in time, Cody and Robin are very aware of like how they're presenting things.
• 45:06
  That's why they're very quiet. They have the pained smiles on their faces
• 45:08
  when Christine's annoying the fuck out of them, they don't say anything. They
• 45:12
  don't want to get into any of their marital issues. They want to put
• 45:15
  on this facade that they're this happy, loving, amazing family that gets along
• 45:20
  with everybody. So I think that was just her pandering. I don't know
• 45:22
  if she thinks she's just a pr statement. Yeah, I mean, especially
• 45:27
  if what's true, like about the whole Leon situation now in twenty twenty four,
• 45:31
  with their relationships and everything. I know, I don't know if I
• 45:35
  buy it. Yeah, I don't either, so, but I'm not going
• 45:37
  to not buy it because I don't want to ascribe like poisonous homophobia to anybody,
• 45:43
  like unfoundedly. Yeah, but I was definitely cocking an eyebrow in her
• 45:47
  direction. Yes. The last question that I picked out before we end this
• 45:52
  particular segment, somebody asked Robin specifically how she now feels about divorce generally after
• 46:00
  she's gone through her own divorce. She's like, it was really hard.
• 46:06
  Hold. I think she paused. He had to pause, like the filming
• 46:08
  two to three times. Yes, I have to collect myself. My victimhood
• 46:14
  is not prominent enough. Please Hold. She's like, I didn't want to
• 46:16
  divorce my husband. I wanted to stay generating tears like generating tears. Okay,
• 46:22
  didn't he leave you though? Didn't? I don't know. I think
• 46:24
  he did. Know the story. I thought it was confirmed that he was
• 46:28
  the one that initiated the divorce. Can some Raccoon investigate and let us know
• 46:31
  in the comments, Well, she does say I tried really hard to stay
• 46:36
  in this marriage. I gave it everything. I have my family together,
• 46:40
  but it jumped in to work. Is that what the Victoria's secret debt was?
• 46:45
  You were trying to buy things despic of course, you know. I
• 46:49
  believe they go on in subsequent seasons to really vilify her ex husband, which
• 46:53
  is the reason that we're gonna have Cody ultimately allegedly adopt these kids. Yeah.
• 47:00
  So, but the fact is that Preston's family has come out and said,
• 47:04
  actually it was Robin who was the problem. Robin was the one who
• 47:07
  had a spending issue. What was that I just said, Oh, I
• 47:12
  thought it was the sound Robin's won with a spending issue. Robin was the
• 47:15
  one. I don't know if they've called her directly abusive, but like that
• 47:17
  was an instigator in a lot of the problems, and it wasn't Preston,
• 47:22
  which is he said she said, I don't know, but the way she
• 47:25
  paints herself in this moment as such a victim, I'm just like, oh,
• 47:29
  I see where we're going to be going. Oh yeah in the seasons
• 47:31
  to come, Oh for sure, because I wonder if she thinks like the
• 47:35
  otherwives look down on her for it or whatever. But I'm like, Janelle
• 47:37
  was divorced before she came to Cody, so it's like not that big of
• 47:40
  a deal. She's just always like, always pretending to be the victim and
• 47:45
  always just like, but I'm innocent. I've got a good heart, I
• 47:50
  love everybody. I have no malicious intent at all whatsoever. Right, I
• 47:53
  didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, Okay, I'm not really sure about that.
• 47:58
  Not sure about that. Well, for as boring as these episodes were,
• 48:04
  yeah, there was a lot of interesting information. Yeah. There just
• 48:07
  are things that they're saying in these earlier seasons that really help us to put
• 48:12
  things together, like puzzle pieces. Yeah, from season eighteen, season seventeen,
• 48:15
  season six sixteen, things start to really really make sense. Yes,
• 48:20
  when you go back and look at it, it's really interesting to see.
• 48:22
  I'm like, did anybody like pick up on the fact that Cody and Christine
• 48:25
  hated each other from the very get go, or were people actually believing this
• 48:30
  besonde or I mean, if you were watching from way back then, did
• 48:31
  you guys notice that or because did you guys think everything was great? I'm
• 48:36
  like looking at this shit and I'm like, dude, they've been hating each
• 48:38
  other, like they've been having problems. Like Christine in this in the last
• 48:42
  episode was asked acting like they had this great marriage when she was talking to
• 48:45
  Robin, like I never thought we could have problems. I'm like, what
• 48:47
  are you talking about. You were the basement wife right like, he did
• 48:52
  not care about you. He left you at the hospital. You were telling
• 48:57
  Mary just a little while ago. I am not over at the court.
• 49:00
  It is a real, big fucking problem for me. Maybe it just took
• 49:04
  him seeing him with another wife like with Robin for her to be like,
• 49:07
  oh shit, we've got a lot of problems and we need to fix it.
• 49:12
  And he's just like, I don't care. Yeah, I'm checked out.
• 49:14
  I'm already knee deep in another post. I have already melted down Mary's
• 49:16
  ring. Yep, I'm already detached from all you bitches. I am on
• 49:21
  my new merry way yep, with my favorite Robin baking post. That's right,
• 49:27
  good stuff. Yeah, we are back to talk ninety day fiance.
• 49:34
  It feels to me, Beatrice, like this is the penultimate episode, which
• 49:38
  means that's a good word. I don't know that. I don't I love
• 49:42
  teaching you words. It means a second to last. Wow. Yeah,
• 49:45
  so it looks feels like the penultimate to me. I feel like next week
• 49:49
  it looks like we've got some weddings that are trying to take place. Oh
• 49:53
  yeah, we either have one more or two more. But we are here
• 49:58
  now to talk about this week episode. So take it away to It's all
• 50:01
  right. And I just have to say I have to make a quick note
• 50:05
  that this episode felt extraordinarily long, Like it was like I'm in a parallel
• 50:10
  dimension. Yeah, like at the slowest increment of time, like you're in
• 50:14
  a timeless space and Nebula, if you will the egg of life for is
• 50:20
  time even passing? Is time even real? I'm like watching watching nine I
• 50:24
  think I whatsapped you? I feel like I started this at eleven am and
• 50:29
  is now five pm and I'm only thirty minutes in. What's happening right now?
• 50:34
  I was watching it last night and I'm like sober. I'm like,
• 50:37
  I've got to watch the SOO so I could pay attention. Yeah, the
• 50:39
  only hour of my day I was sober and I'm watching this and I'm like,
• 50:43
  I'm not high. Like I this feels really long. It just felt
• 50:47
  crazy to me. But I mean it was funny. There were some funny
• 50:50
  moments. There were, but I mean it is just it's a regurgitation of
• 50:55
  like the same storyline. And we've said this ourselves in for regurgidated this ourselves.
• 51:00
  I don't I won't say it too much, but like it just it's
• 51:02
  the same thing. We've just been in the same moment, the same night,
• 51:07
  in some of the same day, in some of these relationships, like
• 51:10
  oh, good grief, can we move? It's like the Sister Wives.
• 51:15
  It takes three years to get a fucking season, and by the time we
• 51:19
  do, we already know everything that's happened. I know we're the status of
• 51:22
  every single one of these calls. I know that's the thing about it.
• 51:25
  Although I did send you today Rob's uncensored OnlyFans photos today to remind you,
• 51:32
  I mean, I feel like some of you might not know, and so
• 51:35
  let us reream. We're going to remind you, so this is now in
• 51:37
  your consciousness. But Rob of Robin Sophie had an only fans a few years
• 51:44
  ago, which felt like it was created for the male gaze, the homosexical
• 51:52
  gaze, which is great. We love ourselves the homosex We have the homosexical
• 51:57
  in our we do. We do love a homospide school. But so we
• 52:00
  had an only fans and we had I had found a picture of Rob spreading
• 52:07
  his cakes okay for the camera, but it was blotted out. It was
• 52:10
  censored somewhat. I posted that on Patreon because I know you're sick just like
• 52:15
  me. Okay, I know you're sick just like me. I know you
• 52:17
  wanted to see it on Patreon, but I couldn't find the actual booty hole.
• 52:22
  I found it. I didn't look long, though, because I was
• 52:25
  not necessarily wanting to see the booty hole. But you found it today.
• 52:30
  Well, people were talking about it on Reddit. Somebody posted a picture of
• 52:34
  Rob and they're like, I just every time I see this dude, I
• 52:36
  think about how we've seen his bare anus and I was like, oh my
• 52:39
  god, they're actual pictures out. So I was reading the comments and people
• 52:44
  were commenting on Reddit. You can go look up the thread right, it's
• 52:47
  there. Oh, it exists on the internet. You can look at it.
• 52:51
  Is it ninety day Fiance uncensored? Yes, okay, that's the Suburbs.
• 52:53
  There's a post on there and there's comments telling you how to find it.
• 52:57
  But I went and looked because my morbid curiosity. I'm like, I
• 53:00
  have to see this. And and then she wrote me. She's like,
• 53:05
  by the way, those photographs I found them, and I'm like, link
• 53:08
  please, So she sent me the link. I went and looked. I'm
• 53:13
  like, I can't see it. I'm a boomer, like h I'm like,
• 53:15
  you're gonna have to screenshot this ship. And she's like, okay.
• 53:19
  Then I saw him while you're setting your screen. Then I just scrolled a
• 53:22
  little lower and I'm like, oh, I saw the Dickley, the big
• 53:27
  old the big well, I mean it's I mean big, but I kind
• 53:30
  of weird like this. It's like thick. It's like thick down here,
• 53:36
  and then it kind of gets thin like that. But I mean it was
• 53:38
  like thin at the base and then it gets thick. Oh okay, that's
• 53:43
  kind of interesting. You know what I'm saying, and I asked you.
• 53:45
  I was like, are you aroused? And I'm like, absolutely not.
• 53:49
  And then I saw the boodhi hole, honey. And when I tell you,
• 53:52
  he's spreading his cheeks for everybody, for God, for country, for
• 53:57
  man and woman to see. Yep. I saw everything, I said,
• 54:00
  all his lower and tested huh. I saw his life purpose, I saw
• 54:04
  his hopes for his future. And I was like, oh, and there
• 54:07
  was something in that ain't us too. What was that? It was a
• 54:08
  little a silver butt plug with a diamond on top of it in his bootyhole
• 54:14
  while he's spread it out and you can see his balls and stuff. It's
• 54:17
  all shaved though at least, I mean, so yeah, we we did
• 54:23
  revisit Rob's only fans and we saw those pictures. God bless. Honestly,
• 54:29
  it's the only entertaining thing about their storyline, because them, Robin Sophie bore
• 54:32
  me like. It's also the only time he was gainfully employed. He's actually
• 54:38
  making money because those gay guys on that board were here for it. They're
• 54:43
  like, oh my god, everything. I mean, he's an objectively attractive
• 54:46
  ish man kind of for some people, I guess type. But you know
• 54:50
  he's something and for some game compared to I mean, I'd rather see you
• 54:55
  Rob or Sam. Yeah. Sam, Yeah. So we're being mean.
• 55:01
  You're being so mean. I will stop being mean. He put it on
• 55:06
  He put it on the internet for everybody to see. I'm gonna talk about
• 55:08
  it. Oh God, I'm gonna talk about it. I see that you
• 55:14
  are. Anyway, let's get into Okay, let's get into the episode.
• 55:19
  We start well, well, we found out that Jasmine has an Only Fans
• 55:21
  too. I looked it up because I was watching this episode. I'm like,
• 55:23
  she's gotta I was watching it with your daughter actually, and she was
• 55:27
  like, she's gotta have an only fans. She does well, and she
• 55:30
  should. I mean, but I'm wondering if Gino features on there. I'm
• 55:37
  just wondering, like if she's peeing on Gino right now as we speak,
• 55:39
  or like if they do things together or whatever. I don't know, but
• 55:43
  I mean, from her only fans. I did not subscribe to it because
• 55:45
  it's like eighteen dollars a month something like nobody has time for that. Honey.
• 55:50
  You know that Paul and Kareny both had an OnlyFans too. What Paul
• 55:54
  and she doesn't know that Paul had an only fan. It's not only does
• 56:00
  Paul have an only fans. I don't know if it's still active, but
• 56:02
  he was doing stuff with other guys. Wasn't Kreemy doing stuff with other guys?
• 56:08
  No, Paul had his whole asshole out. Paul was doing. Yes,
• 56:16
  I mean, I'm not here to judge nobody or cank shame because you
• 56:21
  know, mommy's had her life experiences. If you will, I'm deceased.
• 56:27
  Yeah, that is insane. I'm sure you can find some of that as
• 56:30
  well, if you know, to get your monocle out and go look at
• 56:32
  her. You know, That's exactly what I'm gonna do. When I get
• 56:35
  home from tonight, I'm gonna be looking screenshots. Oh for sure, I'm
• 56:37
  gonna send them to you. Okay, thank you. I need to see
• 56:39
  it all. I want to see what his singing. Have you ever seen
• 56:42
  like Nicokado Avocado and his only fans? No, generously Supreme? Is it
• 56:47
  just him? Where have you been? How am I the gen x older
• 56:52
  woman? It's clearly very beautiful for her age. How am I out here
• 56:55
  knowing that Nicokado Avocado and Poul have only fans where they're doing like leagues of
• 57:02
  butt stuff, so much fucking butt stuff. I just, you know,
• 57:07
  I just I guess I don't look for it. I don't think maybe that's
• 57:09
  the difference between you, you're searching for it. I listen, I'm up
• 57:14
  on YouTube and said, well, I mean I hear about things, you
• 57:16
  know, I hear about the string and everything. I'm listening. Oh my
• 57:21
  god, probably talking about it. Yes, yes, I did not know
• 57:24
  Nakado Avocado had an only Honey, it's just him eating and doing nasty shit.
• 57:29
  And no, it's him getting fucked in the ass by his boyfriend.
• 57:32
  I'm sorry, should I beep that out? Just getting railed and eating and
• 57:37
  with his sea pap on and stuff is just the bogerous? What is wrong
• 57:43
  with this world? Everything? My god? All right, let's get into
• 57:47
  the episode. Okay, Well we start with Gino and Jasmine. Jasmine has
• 57:52
  only fans. Let's remind you. Yes, I wonder if Gino's on there.
• 57:54
  Please somebody goes subscribe and let me know us. But in this episode,
• 57:59
  for some reason, it's still forty two days until their wedding, and
• 58:01
  so they got to go fucking wedding dress shopping. Yeah, like, what
• 58:05
  are we doing Some of the other cast members did this episodes ago. Why
• 58:08
  are we just doing this with them? It's a whole nothing burger. Gino's
• 58:12
  fucking broke, doesn't want to spend a lot of money on a wedding dress
• 58:15
  because he spent four thousand dollars on well, he gave four thousand dollars to
• 58:19
  Gino j Jasmine for a wedding dress and then she used it on her ass
• 58:22
  implants, right, So now he's fucking broke, and he's like, can
• 58:25
  we keep it under one thousand dollars? And Gino Jasmine Jesus Jasmine finds a
• 58:31
  wedding dress that's like five thousand dollars or something, right, and Gino just
• 58:36
  looks pained. Right, I mean it's really embarrassing. I mean, I
• 58:39
  don't think there's any woman who wants to go dress shopping with her betrothed to
• 58:44
  have him say how much is that? Though? It's the cost on that
• 58:46
  though, Like it's super cringe and embarrassing. But at the same time,
• 58:50
  if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. I do know that
• 58:52
  at this time, my husband walked through the living room and he stopped and
• 58:57
  listened to Jasmine and he's like, wow, that woman sounds like she's speaking
• 59:00
  through a kazoo. And she does that's perfect. She sounds like she's speaking
• 59:07
  through a kazoo. He's like, that's great. Then he went on to
• 59:13
  take his piss. But yeah, I thought the dresses were beautiful. Obviously
• 59:16
  she's got bag and body. Jasmine I think is very pretty. Yes,
• 59:21
  he couldn't afford anything. Then they went and looked at venues and yeah,
• 59:23
  they looked at a barn venue. They thought it was very beautiful. Although
• 59:28
  Jasmine is lying to Chino and saying that she's like, well, I don't
• 59:30
  know, because I still don't have a good relationship with your family because they
• 59:35
  think I'm using you, right, which I'm totally not. But but for
• 59:42
  what, I mean, what could she possibly be using Gino for? He
• 59:45
  no longer has a job. He's the kind of person that shits in a
• 59:49
  toilet and doesn't flush it. He doesn't have a lot of money. He
• 59:52
  can't afford to get you a wedding dress. Like, what kind of fucking
• 59:53
  gold do you think you're digging over? He well, she told his family
• 59:57
  when they go and have dinner with them that he's a babe. Well,
• 1:00:00
  she was being facetious because everybody knows that he's not a babe. I mean
• 1:00:05
  when he's sitting there while she's trying on dresses, he looks like a fucking
• 1:00:08
  gargoyle. He looks like a gargoyle in a fedora just standing Jesus Christ,
• 1:00:15
  Humpty. Like my dude, he looks like I grew from uh despicable me.
• 1:00:21
  Yes, he does a little bit. Well, what did you think
• 1:00:25
  of the dinner where Jasmine talks to the family, Because before they really even
• 1:00:30
  say anything to her, she just kind of launches into like, it is
• 1:00:34
  really important for me to have a relationship with you guys, because I don't
• 1:00:38
  have family in Amroca and all my family's in Panama, and I really want
• 1:00:45
  to feel like I have somebody here. She starts crying, which means your
• 1:00:49
  mother in law starts crying. Were you I did? I start? I
• 1:00:52
  believed her, and I have a soft spot for Jazzmine. Even though she's
• 1:00:54
  absolutely mentale. I feel like she wants love. All she wants is real,
• 1:01:00
  deep, abiding love, even though she's a hurricane. And I felt
• 1:01:04
  if I was just like if I was in that family sitting at that table,
• 1:01:07
  I would like, get up, I would go hug her. I'm
• 1:01:08
  like, oh, let's go get cocktails. I'm your I'm your friend,
• 1:01:12
  I'm here for you. I would be helping this woman who's just crying out
• 1:01:15
  for love and family. No, yeah, you don't feel the same.
• 1:01:19
  Well, I mean, I can understand why Gino's family is like skeptical of
• 1:01:22
  her, But I think Gino's family is kind of fucked up because every time
• 1:01:27
  they have a conversation with Jasmine about Gino and like about their relationship and stuff,
• 1:01:31
  his family is always like, well, we're just worried that you're taking
• 1:01:35
  advantage of our ugly, broke down cousin or nephew ryever, like they're always
• 1:01:39
  putting him down, Like Gino's fucking awkward, you know's fucking weird, Like
• 1:01:44
  how she with you? Why would you, babe want to be with him?
• 1:01:49
  Your beautiful boobs, booty and everything? Why, Like you gotta go
• 1:01:53
  in like why are you with this shit? It makes no sense? But
• 1:01:55
  we love him. We're looking out for him in his ugly ass, Like
• 1:01:59
  that's just tell you you are every time, right. So I'm like his
• 1:02:02
  family kind of sucks. Yeah, they do. I mean everybody sucks,
• 1:02:05
  and even Jasmine sucks a little. But I thought that that was very endearing
• 1:02:08
  and I loved that they accepted her yes, and that they were good to
• 1:02:12
  her, and that they explained their position and everything was right in the land.
• 1:02:17
  We're totally seeing these people on. They're not getting married next week,
• 1:02:22
  We've still got to wait for that. Next we get to Clayton and Annaly,
• 1:02:28
  who are the highlight of this episode. Yeah, because if you recall,
• 1:02:31
  Onally had a bachelorette party with a streeper, a streeper honey with a
• 1:02:37
  pink boto, minding that boto around, dancing and gyray in and with those
• 1:02:45
  selfies, and she was living her best life. She certainly wasn't acting like
• 1:02:51
  she didn't want it. Knew she was so excited. And I thought that
• 1:02:54
  she actually asked Brandy for a stripper, like she wanted a stripper, right,
• 1:02:59
  Yes, she did, Okay, so yes, even though Clayton didn't
• 1:03:02
  want a stripper, he said poor wo no stripper? Did he say poor
• 1:03:06
  for war? He said please? I thought he said absolutely no goddamn stripper.
• 1:03:09
  What he did say, I'm gonna stomp my toddler feet, throw myself
• 1:03:14
  a tart from my pantherer peen. Yes. No. In his talking hid
• 1:03:22
  with her, he was like, I said, poor wur no strippers,
• 1:03:25
  right, That's what he said. But then we get into this episode before
• 1:03:30
  they have the big old tuck, Donnalley has not told him that she had
• 1:03:32
  a stripper at her bachelorette party yet, and we see Clayton working out in
• 1:03:37
  the front yard on a towel. Is that what he was doing? Sounds
• 1:03:42
  like he was waking practicing for his dance audition, just jumping back and down
• 1:03:47
  and squatting. If you ever want to know what I do at the gym,
• 1:03:50
  it's that. Is it awesome? How I get my physique fantastic.
• 1:03:55
  And so he's working out, I guess because he wants to lose ten pounds
• 1:03:59
  before the next day, which is their wedding, And honly comes out and
• 1:04:02
  she's like, yes, so I gotta talk to you. I had a
• 1:04:05
  stripper at my bachelorette party. Yeah, but it was all Brandy's idea,
• 1:04:09
  right that bitch. Yeah, she put it up and I just couldn't say
• 1:04:12
  no. If there's one woman I wouldn't want to surreptitiously throw under the bus.
• 1:04:17
  It would probably be Brandy, because Brandy looks like she would throw hands
• 1:04:20
  yeah, and definitely not put up with it. But at the same time,
• 1:04:24
  I think maybe she'd do hon a Leiah solid and just be like,
• 1:04:28
  get over at Clayton for real, little bitch baby Mason. I'm worried because
• 1:04:34
  Clayton commented on your post today on Instagram late was so interesting. You put
• 1:04:41
  up a graphic of like what an anim anamorphis I'm changing into a guinea pig.
• 1:04:47
  But you didn't tag him. No, he didn't. So he was
• 1:04:50
  searching with his little baby fingers on his keyboard while he was playing World of
• 1:04:55
  Warcraft, and he found your post within less than an hour. I know
• 1:05:00
  he commented on it. I wonder if he's going to listen to let me
• 1:05:05
  just apologize. Sorry, not sorry, but like I was literally telling your
• 1:05:10
  daughter this today. I was like, he commented on our ship, Like
• 1:05:13
  what if he listens to our episodes where we're talking about his pamper dick and
• 1:05:15
  his tiny and his tiny feet and I'm gonna be talking about his tiny legs
• 1:05:21
  dangling off that bed because they didn't reach the ground because he's so small.
• 1:05:27
  My god, it's like Lily Tomlin in the big chair. You wouldn't know
• 1:05:30
  the reference, but like she's sitting his big chair and her feet are just
• 1:05:33
  dangling off the edge, like he's so let up. I even posted a
• 1:05:38
  story today. I forgot where I was talking about his bad haircut. You
• 1:05:42
  did. He probably saw it, and that's why we need to be nicer.
• 1:05:46
  But I'm sorry. We have to ask ourselves are we helping the world
• 1:05:49
  or are we hurting it? Listen, I'm just a human being with trying
• 1:05:56
  to laugh. I mean, my god, who cares your auntie? It
• 1:06:00
  doesn't matter. I know people are talking shit about us right now, and
• 1:06:02
  I don't care. It's rude. People are definitely harsh. And Clayton,
• 1:06:06
  you put yourself out there. But then what you did, Clayton is you
• 1:06:10
  acted a fucking fool. So your sister Brandy, who nobody can say no
• 1:06:14
  to. Your sister's gonna do whatever she wants to do. She hires this
• 1:06:17
  broke down middle aged stripper with a pink bowtoe, and you hear about it,
• 1:06:23
  and you immediately go into your inceel insecurity, right like inseell curity.
• 1:06:29
  You get into your inseelcurity, because I think he's wondering, like, well
• 1:06:31
  did he she see his dick? Well? Did she like his dick?
• 1:06:35
  Well? Is she comparing in her mind and in her consciousness the middle aged
• 1:06:40
  dick with my dick? The answer is yes, absolutely, that's what she's
• 1:06:43
  doing and what does she think about it? So it's all driven by insecurity.
• 1:06:45
  Yes, And he's getting mad and so his mouth hangs open and his
• 1:06:50
  eyes get really dark, and he's getting all mad, and I'm just laughing
• 1:06:57
  at him. So funny. God is five to one and he's mad.
• 1:07:00
  My god, he's so mad, and he's like, did you like it?
• 1:07:03
  Did you touch him? Did you talk? I liked it? Yes,
• 1:07:06
  I did. I took selfies, I took videos. I was all
• 1:07:11
  trying to feel up on it. I'm gonna dream about it later tonight while
• 1:07:15
  you're fucking's not gonna be thinking about yours. I'm gonna be thinking about that
• 1:07:18
  man, now that I know that there's other penises out there. Yeah,
• 1:07:23
  human size, You're not be on THESS no offense, Clayton, if you're
• 1:07:28
  watching, we're just having taking the piss. We're just having fun. That's
• 1:07:30
  all we're doing. Get over it. Yeah, plus what a little misogynist.
• 1:07:35
  I know he's freaking out one starts crying about it, and can we
• 1:07:40
  talk about this? Because her reaction is a little ridiculous too. She's just
• 1:07:44
  like, well, what's the solution because I already had it, and like
• 1:07:47
  get over it, and you're just gonna keep questioning me over and over again.
• 1:07:51
  I'm just gonna fly back to Peru, right, And so she doesn't
• 1:07:56
  deal with conflict. Now, she gets up and she walks away, like
• 1:07:59
  she puts up with a little bit of his interrogation. But then she gets
• 1:08:02
  up and she walks away, and so then he follows her. And then
• 1:08:05
  she gets up from there and walks away, and he follows her, and
• 1:08:09
  he's always trying to fucking touch her, like put his arm down her leg
• 1:08:13
  and just like, get off me, fucking barnacle, get up off me.
• 1:08:16
  And she's just like, leave me alone. I'm just you know,
• 1:08:19
  there's you're gonna want all the details. You're gonna want to just keep on
• 1:08:24
  talking this to death, and I don't want to live my life this way
• 1:08:28
  and I would rather go home than to deal with this. So on its
• 1:08:32
  face, that's really unfair totally because he has every right to be hurt.
• 1:08:38
  Yeah, because that was a boundary that they had, right, that was
• 1:08:40
  something that they agreed upon. She willfully broke it because she asked for it.
• 1:08:45
  Yeah, right, so she knew it was gonna happen. So Clayton
• 1:08:46
  has every right to be upset. And you have some splaining to do,
• 1:08:50
  Lucy. For sure. You can't just cry and say, Okay, then
• 1:08:54
  let's not get married because you're being a bitch boy about it. She has
• 1:08:58
  no communication ability, no, not at all. Yeah, and it's not
• 1:09:01
  fair. She wasn't fair to Clayton. But I mean I like that because
• 1:09:04
  I don't like Clayton. No. But at the same time, like he's
• 1:09:08
  proving her right by also continually asking questions like did you like it? And
• 1:09:13
  did he touch you? And he's like, well, we need to talk
• 1:09:15
  about it even more for a while, and he's going okay about it to
• 1:09:19
  go crazy, he's going to have intrusive thoughts. Yeah, he's going to
• 1:09:24
  have a hard time. And I guess you were telling me that he actually
• 1:09:27
  had an ex girlfriend who cheated on him, So he's definitely got trauma,
• 1:09:30
  yes, and that's probably why he's reacting this way. Because he feels like
• 1:09:33
  it's in some way akin to cheating when it's not. It's just a fucking
• 1:09:38
  stripper and she was drunk on a bus and he's waving his dick in her
• 1:09:42
  face. So how would you feel if that happened to your wife? I
• 1:09:45
  mean, if I straight up told her, I'm like, look, I
• 1:09:46
  don't want any strippers, Like that's really not something I want for you and
• 1:09:50
  for us, And if she did it anyway, I'd be a little upset,
• 1:09:54
  but I'd be like, Okay, what's the context, Like did somebody
• 1:09:56
  get you a stripper even though you told them no strippers? And did you
• 1:10:00
  you stay and did you touch the girl? Then maybe we'd have a problem,
• 1:10:03
  but it wouldn't be something i'd be fucking freaking out about or acting like
• 1:10:05
  it was cheating. I would just be like, well that was lame,
• 1:10:09
  but whatever. Yeah. See, if my husband got a lap dance,
• 1:10:12
  I would be fucking pressed. Yeah, I would have a problem with that.
• 1:10:15
  And if I knew my husband touched a stripper, I would be like,
• 1:10:18
  we have a fundamental fucking problem, and we're not moving, we're not
• 1:10:23
  going anywhere, we're not doing anything until we work this out. So I
• 1:10:26
  can see his point. I think it's fair. I think that she's manipulative
• 1:10:30
  by crying and walking away and refusing to talk about it. And I think
• 1:10:34
  if the tables were turned and he had been around a stripper, I think
• 1:10:38
  she would have been really pissed totally. So I think she's a hypocrite.
• 1:10:42
  But at the same time, it's so toxic, like how can you even
• 1:10:45
  keep up? No for what's going on? For real? And I'm just
• 1:10:47
  like waiting for if there's going to be a tell all, because you know
• 1:10:49
  they're going to show that. Fine, I know they're going to show her
• 1:10:55
  shit. Oh well, he asked her, is there anything else that I
• 1:10:59
  should know? And she'll think I'm like, okay, well, because he's
• 1:11:02
  going to see the footage, just like Jasmine is going to see the footage
• 1:11:06
  of Gino at y. Yeah. Oh, it's gonna be fantastic. I
• 1:11:13
  can't wait. It'll be the strip club segment, honey, Yes, just
• 1:11:16
  like last Resort. Yes. And that's pretty much it with them, because
• 1:11:21
  we leave off with a cliffhanger, like if Anally's gonna go back to Peru
• 1:11:25
  or no, she's not, because she's here for the green card. Green
• 1:11:29
  card, goblin or sure. Then we get to Robin Sophie and I'm gonna
• 1:11:32
  be real with you, I took notes, but I barely remember what happened
• 1:11:35
  with them. Well, they get back, he goes to pick her up
• 1:11:38
  from the hotel, right, and so they're in the car. They're having
• 1:11:41
  a conversation and she's apologizing for not taking his side and stuff like that.
• 1:11:47
  They get back to the hovel with the detached bathroom and Rob say, can
• 1:11:51
  we go outside and have us have a talk since there's not enough space here
• 1:11:55
  for us to both sit and talk in this room. And so they go
• 1:11:58
  outside and she brings up the fact that he was passive, aggressively vague posting
• 1:12:04
  all night on his dumb Twitter or Instagram. A loser, like a total
• 1:12:10
  high school millennial loser, insecure, immature bitch boy baby yep. And she's
• 1:12:16
  like, you know, it's obviously geared to me. And he's like,
• 1:12:18
  well, what are you talking about? No, it's not. It's like
• 1:12:20
  a general statement that I just feel and it's just for me. Everybody else
• 1:12:25
  nothing to do with you, Okay, whatever, How old are you again?
• 1:12:28
  In the thirty something you're thirty two? She's twenty three what a loser?
• 1:12:33
  Serious, Like, who fucking does that nowadays? I don't know.
• 1:12:36
  I rob I was reading some people talking about that shit like that is so
• 1:12:41
  lame, dude, And then to act like you weren't doing it because you
• 1:12:44
  don't want your pride and ego to get her right, and because he has
• 1:12:46
  a fundamental inability to just be able to apologize to her. And she's already
• 1:12:50
  apologizing for things that she may or may not have to apologize for, quite
• 1:12:55
  frankly, because her mother was the one who was maybe a little rude.
• 1:12:58
  But she's doing whatever she needs to do to make things right. But he
• 1:13:00
  can't give her even a little bit of leeway and apologize, no, for
• 1:13:05
  posting all night and for being a dick and for not texting back and for
• 1:13:10
  being an asshole. No, And he like he'll say I'm sorry, but
• 1:13:13
  he says it in such a fucking attitude. He's like, well, I'm
• 1:13:15
  sorry that I made you feel that worry, Like it's not a real fucking
• 1:13:18
  apology. He's such an asshole. And I kind of feel bad for Sophie,
• 1:13:23
  But at the same time, I'm like, girl, like you're seeing
• 1:13:25
  all these red flags in front of you. They are blaring red that dick
• 1:13:30
  game cannot be that good. Maybe it is. We see the picture.
• 1:13:33
  I mean it's front loaded. It seems like it's a nice size. I
• 1:13:38
  don't know, I would say so, yeah, yeah, but I mean
• 1:13:42
  it's kind of got weird preparations. But I don't know. Maybe Sophie loves
• 1:13:45
  it, and if she loves it, I love that for her, it's
• 1:13:46
  great. But I just couldn't put up with such an immature person. I
• 1:13:50
  mean, I've dated somebody like that who's just such a baby about everything.
• 1:13:55
  He always so offended by everything and makes a fucking drama and an issue out
• 1:14:00
  of the littlest things that make God, it is exhausting. I can't nobody
• 1:14:03
  wants to live that way, and that can't be like attractive either, like
• 1:14:06
  wanting a partner to be like a boner killer. Yes, I mean,
• 1:14:10
  he's just so annoying. And then they ultimately end up like I guess,
• 1:14:13
  kind of making up forgiving each other. But really that means Sophie just apologizing
• 1:14:17
  profusely until and she has to cry, Yes, she has to cry before
• 1:14:21
  he gives her an inch, which is just so fucked up, and she
• 1:14:25
  knows it's fucked up. She knows that in every single one of their arguments,
• 1:14:29
  she always has to apologize just for it to end. And I'm like,
• 1:14:31
  girl, get out. It seems like in the preview maybe they will.
• 1:14:35
  I don't know, because he fights with her mom. Oh kay,
• 1:14:39
  right, they're boring. Then we get to Sam and Citra who are preparing
• 1:14:44
  for their wedding and they have to go to the mosque because they gotta do
• 1:14:47
  the Islamic wedding first. Yes, he's got to convert, and then they
• 1:14:51
  got to get married at the temple in front of the priest, and then
• 1:14:56
  they'll do their American slash Christian slash atheist al wedding. And let me just
• 1:15:01
  say, because I've trashed Sam quite a bit on this podcast for his alleged
• 1:15:06
  substance abuse and like how he deceived Citra with not filing for his diversion and
• 1:15:13
  all the shitty stuff that he did do and also not telling the truth about
• 1:15:16
  what actually happened with his arrest. Like I've definitely and so have you.
• 1:15:20
  We've laid into Sam, and we've made fun of his Matt Marionette body and
• 1:15:25
  all that stuff. Like we've had a we again. We've taken a piss
• 1:15:28
  with Sam. But I felt in this scene when he's going through his conversion
• 1:15:32
  and his father shows up and he's taking it seriously, I felt like it
• 1:15:39
  was wholesome. I felt like he loves Citra. Yeah, I feel like
• 1:15:44
  he's doing this because he actually authentically loves Citra. And besides it being interesting
• 1:15:51
  to me because I've really never seen any ceremony like this or a conversion,
• 1:15:56
  I thought it was a very fascinating personally. I felt like he was there
• 1:16:00
  with the right intention for Citra, and I thought that that was kind of
• 1:16:03
  beautiful. Am My big sap, you are a total sack. Okay,
• 1:16:06
  but I love you though, Okay, I love you for that. I
• 1:16:09
  mean for me, I was like, okay, it is kind of sweet
• 1:16:12
  because he is converting for the woman that he loves. But then he says
• 1:16:15
  things like earlier in their segment, he was talking about, oh, you
• 1:16:17
  know, it's been really hard for me because we haven't been able to have
• 1:16:20
  sex, and so like, I'm really waiting for that, and I don't
• 1:16:23
  want to pressure you into having sex on our wedding night, but like I'm
• 1:16:26
  you know, I'm kind of waiting for that, right, It's been a
• 1:16:28
  long time, and I'm just you know, anxious to get that going.
• 1:16:30
  And then Citra's like, I'm a virgin. Yeah, so I hope it's
• 1:16:33
  nervous hurt, and I'm nervous, and so I'm like, those kinds of
• 1:16:36
  elements of Sam bother me because I do think that that funnel, like that
• 1:16:42
  kind of influences his want to convert and like want to marry, I want
• 1:16:46
  to suck her. I think he wants a full and complete relationship with Citra
• 1:16:49
  because he loves her, and that absolutely includes sex. Yeah. I think
• 1:16:54
  that, you know, he probably doesn't have the capacity to like know how
• 1:16:58
  to take care of a woman who's a virgin and like what that whole thing
• 1:17:00
  is going to be like, he just doesn't know it. But I don't
• 1:17:03
  think that he's that much different from most men, Like I don't think most
• 1:17:08
  men would know how to do that. I think most men can't wait for
• 1:17:11
  the sex, yeah, or for the wedding night. So I don't think
• 1:17:13
  he's atypical in that way. Therefore not a bad person. But I mean
• 1:17:17
  it's just kind of gross to me. I wish, yeah, I wish
• 1:17:19
  he was more sensitive I was thinking about that. Yeah, that's the only
• 1:17:23
  thing with him. And then I'm like, you got an onlyfan, so
• 1:17:25
  like what do you do? And oh god, that's just crazy, do
• 1:17:27
  you know what I mean? Yeah, So Sam, if you didn't watch
• 1:17:30
  last time, or if you didn't listen last time, Sam just started in
• 1:17:33
  only fans, and the inference for the casual reader is that it's going to
• 1:17:39
  be sexual in nature, certainly with adult content. So like, what the
• 1:17:42
  fuck are you doing? Like, you just converted to Islam? You married
• 1:17:45
  this virginal, beautiful girl. Help me out here? Yeah, with your
• 1:17:49
  motives. And in this episode, her dad is literally talking to Sam before
• 1:17:55
  they go and do the conversion. He's like, please don't defile my daughter,
• 1:17:58
  like please don't destroy her, take care of her, don't waste her,
• 1:18:00
  don't waste her. And Sam's like, no, I won't. I
• 1:18:03
  love her. And he does say something really sweet to herm and he's like,
• 1:18:06
  you know, the goal is to be like you and your wife,
• 1:18:09
  because you guys are the perfect example. And that kind of got herman a
• 1:18:12
  little misty. So that was sweet. So I'm like, I'm hoping that
• 1:18:16
  Sam can be a good guy, and I hope that he can treat Citra
• 1:18:19
  well correct, and his dad seems really sweet. Like, I like that
• 1:18:23
  his dad showed up for his conversion. Did he wear shades inside of the
• 1:18:28
  mosque? Shades were fucking funny to me, dude, you do, He's
• 1:18:34
  funny. But he showed up and his mom didn't. No, so fuck
• 1:18:38
  his mom. She's drinking somewhere. Oh for sure, Yeah, for sure.
• 1:18:42
  But that's pretty much it. Like, they get married after he says
• 1:18:45
  his conversion. I think it is called the shahta. I'm not pronouncing that
• 1:18:49
  right because I'm a fucking white girl. But he converts. They get married
• 1:18:55
  in the Islamic temple. It's very sweet. Herman cries and it's like very
• 1:18:59
  wholesome. And then I think next episode we'll get to the American wedding.
• 1:19:02
  Yeah, so I'm excited for that. And then we get to Manuel and
• 1:19:06
  Ashley. Yeah they're the final one. Okay, they're kind of boring.
• 1:19:12
  Yeah. The first segment they start with like a FaceTime call with his mom,
• 1:19:15
  which is sweet, but I'm like, wasn't Ashley saying this whole entire
• 1:19:18
  season that she's never even met his family, doesn't know anything about his family.
• 1:19:21
  Yeah, and it seemed to me that they had spoken before. They
• 1:19:25
  seemed to have some kind of a relationship Ashley in the mom and then Ashley
• 1:19:28
  started crying, but somebody pointed out on the subreddit that there were actually no
• 1:19:32
  tears, just like dry Robin brown eyes. Uh huh, just like pretending
• 1:19:36
  to cry and feeling all emotional about it. But that was a nice moment.
• 1:19:41
  Like Manuel, I do believe really wants his family to be there,
• 1:19:44
  anybody from his family to be there to witness his marriage. But was he
• 1:19:47
  married before? I know he's got kids. Was he married to somebody else
• 1:19:50
  before? I think the talk has been that, like, well, like
• 1:19:54
  the rumors have been through this season that he's got a wife. Oh but
• 1:19:59
  I've got a full lot that's true, legal wife. Yeah. I don't
• 1:20:01
  know if that's true or if like he's just got like a baby mama down
• 1:20:04
  And you know, I don't know, all right, I'm not entirely sure.
• 1:20:09
  If some raccoons can figure that out and let us know, that'd be
• 1:20:11
  great, right because we don't know. But obviously we're like in the run
• 1:20:15
  up to the wedding and we're scouting out the beach and she's super excited.
• 1:20:20
  Ashley super excited, and every time I see her in her interstitial when she's
• 1:20:24
  wearing that blue dress and her like red hair, I'm like, oh god,
• 1:20:27
  she's still pretty her eyes or she's so pretty. Yeah. But she
• 1:20:30
  gets word that there's tropical storms approaching, and I guess she didn't realize when
• 1:20:35
  she was booking her wedding on a beach in Florida during hurricane season that there
• 1:20:42
  was the potential that that wouldn't work out to her benefit. Girl, I'm
• 1:20:45
  like, how do you not think about that? I don't know when it's
• 1:20:48
  crazy. I'm like, when I think of Florida, I always think of
• 1:20:51
  hurricanes because they always get hit with hurricanes. They always have fucking storms,
• 1:20:55
  and shit, It's like, what are you even doing. She's like,
• 1:20:57
  well, I don't live in Florida, so I don't think about that.
• 1:20:59
  But I don't live in Florida and I know that, yeah, and I
• 1:21:01
  have CNN and I understand when these hurricanes roll through the state and how devastating
• 1:21:05
  it is. Like, Okay, but she is. I mean, she
• 1:21:10
  planned this thing right down to the last fucking minute. They're getting married on
• 1:21:14
  like day eighty nine or day ninety of the moon, the Pisce's full moon.
• 1:21:18
  She wanted to get married as close to them. Why what does that
• 1:21:20
  mean. I don't know, because you're an astrologist, I don't know.
• 1:21:24
  Well, they're both cancer rising, so like last episode when they were at
• 1:21:27
  Niagara Falls, they're like, oh my god, all the water and ge
• 1:21:30
  So they're probably like very connected to that. She's a witch, so she's
• 1:21:32
  probably thinking like it's gonna be staying easy. Okay, but it's full moon
• 1:21:38
  and Pisces and then you have a hurricane on your wedding, right, that's
• 1:21:42
  kind of crazy. Well, the fact of the matter is that this couple
• 1:21:45
  in their storyline is already over, Like we've just been in the same situation
• 1:21:48
  this entire time for the last three to four weeks. Yeah, fighting and
• 1:21:50
  then you're boning, and then you're planning your wedding. And so I assume
• 1:21:55
  in the next episode we're going to be getting to that wedding and we'll see
• 1:21:58
  if there's a hurricane. Probably not. She's probably going to get married on
• 1:22:00
  the beach. It's going to be beautiful, and then we're done. Yeah,
• 1:22:04
  congratulations. Yes, like they were very boring this whole season. Yeah,
• 1:22:09
  I mean they're sweet. I think they do love each other. I
• 1:22:11
  don't think he's sweet. I don't think he's very nice. I think she's
• 1:22:14
  naive. But I mean, as long as they have bomb ass sex,
• 1:22:15
  I guess. I mean. And she was rumored to be pregnant right earlier
• 1:22:18
  in this season, so I'm like, are gonna have a baby? Oh
• 1:22:23
  my god, that'd be a cubit. Did you see citrus, Tommy,
• 1:22:26
  because I know I asked you if you had looked, because she looks in
• 1:22:28
  her like talking head when she's wearing the pink blouse, she looks kind of
• 1:22:31
  pregnant. Prego hope not, I hope not. Yike. Oh my god,
• 1:22:35
  can you imagine what that kid looks like? We got a body shame,
• 1:22:40
  No, don't. But the child has a great chance for fantastic from
• 1:22:43
  Citra Aesthetics from Citra. Yes, she's gorgeous. She is gorgeous. And
• 1:22:48
  that's pretty much it for this episode. It was very boring. But we
• 1:22:50
  get to the preview. Yeah, Sophie's mom and Robert arguing again, Gino
• 1:22:57
  and Jasmine get married. Jasmine said that her family's not there, but Gino's
• 1:23:00
  family is there. Sam and Citra have their American wedding, but then he
• 1:23:05
  has to find a new officiant within one hour of the wedding, not a
• 1:23:10
  priest. It's not yeah, not Christian because he didn't think about that,
• 1:23:14
  right, Like, dude, you need me, I'm an efficient yes,
• 1:23:16
  yes, like you could have your fucking dad get it you danged online?
• 1:23:19
  I mean in ten minutes. Literally, that's what they'll probably do. Wasn't
• 1:23:23
  it free? Can you? No? It was like thirty bucks? Oh
• 1:23:26
  yeah, pretty, you can do that. And then Nikki flies back to
• 1:23:29
  America and they her and Egor kiss at the flight, and like, so
• 1:23:33
  is this when he's going to text your Yeah, say that there going to
• 1:23:35
  be when he texts her while she's shitting in her talking head in her beautiful
• 1:23:41
  red dress. She's going to get a text and he's going to break up
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  with her. He's going to dump her. Amazing, And then it looks
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  like it's probably a producer fake out. But like it looks like Clayton's getting
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  stood up at his wedding. But I feel like Connally's going to be there.
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  Yeah, I believe they're going to get married. But that would be
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  so funny, it would be great, and he would deserve it. Sorry,
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  Clayton, if you're watching, If you're watching, wouldn't it be crazy?
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  Pause listen? It would be fantastic. I mean, no offense,
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  no offense, absolutely nothing about your diaper baby peace offense. Well this was
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  really great. Yeah, I had a lot of fun. Now I want
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  to remind you we're going to be back later this week Thursday or Friday,
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  depending on whether you're a patron to cover vander Pump Rolls. Last week for
• 1:24:21
  episode one, I think we almost talked for an hour, so I mean
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  they're going to get into There's just a lot of stuff going on, and
• 1:24:28
  there's some news that has come out around Pump Rules. So definitely, if
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  you watch that show, hang out with us because we love to talk about
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  it, and also watch the episodes if you can before we even talk about
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  it, so everybody knows what's going on the content in the dumpster. But
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  until then, is there anything else that we need to say to these beautiful
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  We love you very much and until next time, never forget that we've
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  got nothing but love for you, and pease ell bye bye