Latest / Miss Pims Camouflage / 25 - Miss Pim's Camouflage by Dorothy Tennant
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Dorothy Stanley, chapter twenty five. Miss Barton, he cried, striding
- 0:05Speaker 1: towards her, dragging his leg. Oh, we'll take care of
- 0:08Speaker 1: you and smuggle you out of the country in safety.
- 0:11Speaker 1: My goodness, you should thank Himmel and Koit Sick that
- 0:14Speaker 1: you got here. But she has not come here for herself.
- 0:18Speaker 1: It is to warn you, Johann, said the German, affectionately,
- 0:22Speaker 1: putting his hand on Koit Sick's shoulder. Is that so,
- 0:26Speaker 1: said Koit Sick, grinning and looking at her with his restless,
- 0:30Speaker 1: melancholy eyes. Then there is nothing urgent, nothing to bother
- 0:35Speaker 1: ourselves about. Tell Katy, we have a lady guest, and
- 0:38Speaker 1: see here Hartburg, get us something extra for supper. Turning
- 0:43Speaker 1: to Miss Pim, We are growing greedier and greedier every day.
- 0:47Speaker 1: I am sure all Berlin dreams at night of succulent dishes.
- 0:51Speaker 1: And peace to most of us means a full belly.
- 0:55Speaker 1: Now sit down on the least uncomfortable chair, which is
- 0:58Speaker 1: this one, and Sick pulled out a very stiff backed
- 1:02Speaker 1: arm chair. You can see how high our principles are
- 1:05Speaker 1: by the order, cleanliness and discomfort all around here. Quite
- 1:11Speaker 1: Sick began Miss Pim. Now you have to call me
- 1:14Speaker 1: Koite Sick two corps, or brother quite sick, as they
- 1:18Speaker 1: do in socialist circles. How do you like me for
- 1:21Speaker 1: a brother? Shall I call you sister Jane quite sick?
- 1:25Speaker 1: Said Miss Pim. I am troubled and anxious on your account.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Now do sit down quietly and listen to me. I
- 1:32Speaker 1: have heard as an absolutely certain and settled thing that
- 1:36Speaker 1: you are to be arrested the day after tomorrow at
- 1:39Speaker 1: a big revolutionary meeting. You are then to have a
- 1:42Speaker 1: week's training or so at the machine gun, and be
- 1:46Speaker 1: sent to the western front, put in the frontmost line
- 1:50Speaker 1: of trenches, chained to your gun, and in that way
- 1:54Speaker 1: they will get rid of me. I have always made
- 1:57Speaker 1: as much noise as I possibly could, and it isn't
- 2:00Speaker 1: altogether an inappropriate end to be blown up in a
- 2:04Speaker 1: deafening roar of guns. But you will defeat this plot, pleaded,
- 2:09Speaker 1: Miss Pim. You know that you are of more use
- 2:12Speaker 1: alive than dead. Just so, said Cooit Sick, with a
- 2:15Speaker 1: whimsical smile. Still I might be useful as Saint Koit Sick,
- 2:21Speaker 1: wearing the aureole of saints and martyrs. You know, socialists
- 2:25Speaker 1: have a remarkable calendar of saints. That meeting you allude
- 2:29Speaker 1: to is in commemoration of LaSalle, though in confidence I
- 2:34Speaker 1: may assure you that he was much more interesting dead
- 2:37Speaker 1: than alive. Cooit sick, do let us talk seriously, said
- 2:41Speaker 1: Miss Pim, very earnestly, promise me that you will not
- 2:45Speaker 1: go to this meeting. Indeed, I want you to do more.
- 2:48Speaker 1: I want you to leave Germany. I will help you
- 2:51Speaker 1: to escape. I have maps, compasses, I can always obtain
- 2:55Speaker 1: food and shelter. You can hide in woods and outhouses,
- 2:59Speaker 1: and we could walk at night. It is easier than
- 3:02Speaker 1: you think. And then you shall come to England. I
- 3:05Speaker 1: can explain your presence and make it safe for you,
- 3:08Speaker 1: or if you prefer it, you can go to Sweden
- 3:11Speaker 1: and work out your ideas there. There need be no
- 3:14Speaker 1: difficulty about money. Brother quite sick. He sat looking at
- 3:18Speaker 1: her with a very kindly smile. How nicely you arrange
- 3:22Speaker 1: it all like a very kind, very silly little girl.
- 3:25Speaker 1: But you lack intuition, that's certain. So you really think
- 3:30Speaker 1: I would leave my country and my people at such
- 3:33Speaker 1: a crisis. You think I do not love Germany, that
- 3:36Speaker 1: I am not German through and through, and you picture
- 3:39Speaker 1: me living by police permission in England or else, making
- 3:43Speaker 1: futile speeches at Stockholm. Miss Pim looked crestfallen. There there.
- 3:49Speaker 1: You meant it all kindly and beautifully, and I am
- 3:52Speaker 1: ungrateful to resent the proposal. No, I do not resent it.
- 3:57Speaker 1: I just set it aside. You see, Unfortunately I resemble
- 4:01Speaker 1: the all highest in one respect. We both have a
- 4:04Speaker 1: withered limb, but I have not, like him, a withered soul.
- 4:09Speaker 1: I would much prefer being chained to a machine gun
- 4:12Speaker 1: to escaping, say to England or Sweden. But by warning
- 4:17Speaker 1: me about this plot to kill me, you have done
- 4:19Speaker 1: me a great service. I am not at all anxious
- 4:22Speaker 1: to have my career cut short just when dawn maybe
- 4:26Speaker 1: is breaking. I am convinced that the old order of
- 4:29Speaker 1: things is passing. I am so certain of this that
- 4:32Speaker 1: I think meetings and speeches are hardly necessary. When the
- 4:36Speaker 1: saucepan is on a roaring fire, it is hardly necessary
- 4:40Speaker 1: to add a lighted match. The boiling over is sure
- 4:44Speaker 1: to come. I do not, as a rule, care much
- 4:46Speaker 1: for paradox But what I am about to say, though
- 4:50Speaker 1: it appears paradoxical, is really a great truth. Now, Miss Barton,
- 4:55Speaker 1: listen to the words of a staunch German. Our only
- 4:58Speaker 1: chance of victory lies in defeat, complete and not partial defeat.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Just as surely as the only chance of the Allies
- 5:08Speaker 1: is incomplete and not partial victory. We must lose to win.
- 5:13Speaker 1: The flaming dawn is breaking. How many have died to
- 5:18Speaker 1: see No German boy has died in vain. If only
- 5:22Speaker 1: we are beaten, Germany must lose her body to save
- 5:25Speaker 1: her soul. War is damnable, But who knows. The all Highest,
- 5:30Speaker 1: by some awful irony, is destined to liberate Germany from Kaiserdom.
- 5:35Speaker 1: If the Allies falter or fail, we are lost. Shades
- 5:40Speaker 1: of the prison house envelop us once more, the Allies
- 5:44Speaker 1: must not meet German emissaries of the Kaiser masquerading as
- 5:48Speaker 1: labor or socialists. They only seek to deceive and to
- 5:53Speaker 1: win by fraud what they cannot win by force of arms.
- 5:57Speaker 1: I am convinced that the uplifting of Germany can only
- 6:01Speaker 1: come after her downthrow. I do not therefore look on
- 6:05Speaker 1: the Allies as enemies. You are, in reality our allies.
- 6:09Speaker 1: My prayer to England and France would be do not
- 6:13Speaker 1: fail us. The rot in Russia is the work of
- 6:17Speaker 1: German imperialism. Let that be a warning to fools and
- 6:21Speaker 1: visionaries in the West. Bismarck liberated France. France will liberate Germany.
- 6:28Speaker 1: Tell them this in England. As for me, for my fate,
- 6:32Speaker 1: it is exceedingly unimportant. Of course, I hope to see
- 6:36Speaker 1: the new birth day of Germany, and though I shall
- 6:39Speaker 1: not be able to dance, I shall hop with the
- 6:43Speaker 1: merriest and drink good riine wine to celebrate the arrival
- 6:48Speaker 1: of der Tag. And now, my sister, how about yourself?
- 6:53Speaker 1: I cannot in the least understand how you come to
- 6:56Speaker 1: be walking about free in Berlin. You are a very
- 7:00Speaker 1: a wonderful woman, and even a very mysterious woman. Oh,
- 7:04Speaker 1: by the way, you will excuse my asking, said the
- 7:07Speaker 1: monkey faced one, his eyes dancing with fun. But after
- 7:11Speaker 1: we parted at Cologne, did you, by any chance marry
- 7:15Speaker 1: a German and since become widowed? I asked? Because of this,
- 7:20Speaker 1: and he lifted up Miss Pim's long crape veil hurdy
- 7:24Speaker 1: to blushed. I did it for safety to look more
- 7:27Speaker 1: German alas you wear the livery of Europe to day,
- 7:32Speaker 1: sighed Koitzik. But here come Katti and Hartburg with refreshment.
- 7:36Speaker 1: You will not mind supping with us, and then Hartburg
- 7:39Speaker 1: will accompany you to your hotel. By the way, where
- 7:43Speaker 1: are you hiding yourself? When Miss Pim told him she
- 7:46Speaker 1: was staying at the Adlon, he gave a low whistle
- 7:49Speaker 1: the Adlon, Well, perhaps the greatest daring means the greatest wisdom.
- 7:55Speaker 1: The police won't be looking for you there. Still, I
- 7:58Speaker 1: don't understand how you registered, how you got the permit
- 8:02Speaker 1: and without a passport. But here's the evening meal. Questions
- 8:06Speaker 1: can wait. Miss Pim sat down at the polished table
- 8:10Speaker 1: between Koit Sik and Hartburg. Katti, a calm, solemn German
- 8:15Speaker 1: woman dressed in black, waited upon them. The meal consisted
- 8:19Speaker 1: of sardines, one egg for miss Pim, and some very
- 8:23Speaker 1: nice Hamburg rusks, fine black grapes, and three ripe figs.
- 8:28Speaker 1: The wine, amber colored, was very fine and sweet enough
- 8:32Speaker 1: to please Miss Pim. Koit sickskillfully filled her glass whenever
- 8:37Speaker 1: she turned to talk to Hartborg. Whether it was the
- 8:40Speaker 1: wine or the kindness and sympathy, Miss Pim warmed and
- 8:44Speaker 1: expanded and ended by telling that which she had not
- 8:48Speaker 1: meant to tell I spent yesterday at Potsdam, she began,
- 8:52Speaker 1: and as this in no way surprised her audience, she added, Ah,
- 8:56Speaker 1: but you will never guess where I slept and whom
- 8:59Speaker 1: I saw. Give it up, said koit Sik, slipping a
- 9:02Speaker 1: fig on to her plate. I saw the Kaiser, and
- 9:06Speaker 1: I slept at the new palace, and and I breakfasted there.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Koitzik dropped the bunch of grapes, and Hartborg violently pushed
- 9:14Speaker 1: back his chair. You did not, said Hartborg roughly, How
- 9:19Speaker 1: did you, said koit Sick gently. I got into the
- 9:22Speaker 1: palace at dark. I slipped in and hid myself. I
- 9:26Speaker 1: evaded the guards. Hartborg was going to speak, but koit
- 9:31Speaker 1: Sik stayed him with uplifted hand. I got into the
- 9:34Speaker 1: Kaiser's room unseen. He was talking to a big, heavy man.
- 9:39Speaker 1: He called Anton. Yes, yes, cried Hartborg, wildly excited. Yes,
- 9:44Speaker 1: that's Count Anton von Ortmann. Hushed. Let miss Barton speak uninterrupted,
- 9:50Speaker 1: said koit Sik. The Kaiser was in bed, very dolorous
- 9:54Speaker 1: about his feelings and his dislike of going to the
- 9:57Speaker 1: front because he hated seeing dead or or suffering men.
- 10:01Speaker 1: He spoke with dread of the cold on the Russian front.
- 10:04Speaker 1: He pitied himself a lot, he would, interjected Hartburg. He
- 10:09Speaker 1: also complained bitterly that Mikaielis was thrust upon him as
- 10:13Speaker 1: Chancellor by the Crown Prince. He had just had a
- 10:17Speaker 1: violent scene with the Crown Prince, and this Anton soothed
- 10:21Speaker 1: him like an old nurse. After a while, the Count
- 10:25Speaker 1: what do you call him? Ortmann asked the Kaiser to
- 10:28Speaker 1: spare the life of an English girl condemned to death
- 10:31Speaker 1: at Liege for helping her lover to escape. She was
- 10:35Speaker 1: to be shot this morning, and the stout man called
- 10:39Speaker 1: Anton had motored over to try and get a reprieve,
- 10:42Speaker 1: but because the girl was English, the Kaiser would not
- 10:46Speaker 1: hear of it. He became so furious that the man left.
- 10:49Speaker 1: And then I came out and told the Kaiser he
- 10:52Speaker 1: was a wicked devil, and I fired off a pistol
- 10:55Speaker 1: at him, a pistol I had taken from an officer.
- 10:58Speaker 1: I pulled the trigger six times, but all in vain.
- 11:02Speaker 1: It was not loaded. I had never thought of examining
- 11:05Speaker 1: the pistol. How splendid of you, cried Harborg, and what
- 11:09Speaker 1: a pity you failed, How utterly foolish of you, said
- 11:12Speaker 1: koit sick, and how fortunate that you failed. No, we
- 11:16Speaker 1: don't want the Kaiser to slip out of his difficulties
- 11:19Speaker 1: the results of his crimes and mistakes. In that way,
- 11:23Speaker 1: it is in the great plan of things that he
- 11:26Speaker 1: should suffer and pay. With the Crown Princess Kaiser, things
- 11:30Speaker 1: would be just as bad. But even if he were
- 11:32Speaker 1: an improvement on his father, it is not the individuals
- 11:36Speaker 1: we have to pick off. It is the whole system
- 11:39Speaker 1: we have to uproot. So allow me to congratulate you
- 11:42Speaker 1: on failing to execute the All Highest. I believe you
- 11:47Speaker 1: are right, said miss Pim. I acted on impulse, thinking
- 11:51Speaker 1: I would rid the world of a monster of cruelty.
- 11:54Speaker 1: When I heard him refuse so brutally to reprieve that
- 11:58Speaker 1: poor girl, I could not contain myself. Oh, I understand
- 12:02Speaker 1: your feeling and share your indignation. But tell me how
- 12:06Speaker 1: did you escape? I rushed out by a farther room,
- 12:09Speaker 1: dodged along corridors, and hid myself in one of many
- 12:13Speaker 1: unoccupied apartments. A very surprising adventure. So you were the
- 12:18Speaker 1: guest of the All Highest? After all? Does this end
- 12:21Speaker 1: your ambitious program? It is time I returned to England,
- 12:25Speaker 1: replied Miss Pym, though I should like to see Hindenburg.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I suppose you want him to sign an autograph book,
- 12:32Speaker 1: said quite sick with a smile. You are pleased to
- 12:35Speaker 1: be sarcastic, said Miss Pim, rather embarrassed. Hindenburg. I can
- 12:40Speaker 1: assure you is not an agreeable person to meet, but
- 12:43Speaker 1: you are hardly likely to do so. He is now
- 12:46Speaker 1: on his way to Flanders and will probably visit headquarters
- 12:50Speaker 1: near tu Quan, and you, of course will try and
- 12:54Speaker 1: escape by Holland. But I cannot, for the life of
- 12:57Speaker 1: me see how you will do it. You came here
- 13:00Speaker 1: at great risk to yourself to warn me. I wish
- 13:03Speaker 1: I could make some return and save you. If you
- 13:06Speaker 1: could lie hidden, I might work out a plan. I
- 13:09Speaker 1: have friends, but I have plans of my own which
- 13:13Speaker 1: will safeguard me. So you need not be troubled about
- 13:16Speaker 1: me in the least, said Miss Pim earnestly. I wish
- 13:19Speaker 1: I could let you know when I am safe home again.
- 13:22Speaker 1: You might advertise in your Times newspaper at a definite date,
- 13:27Speaker 1: say this day, month, and on three consecutive days. English
- 13:32Speaker 1: newspapers are obtainable here. You know, and now we must part,
- 13:36Speaker 1: said miss Pym, rising, do you know Cooit Sick. It
- 13:39Speaker 1: has made a great difference to me meeting you. You
- 13:42Speaker 1: have shown me a glimpse of a chastened, purified Germany,
- 13:46Speaker 1: where I saw nothing but a welter of savagery and treachery.
- 13:50Speaker 1: I believe in your tog, but remember our defeat is
- 13:55Speaker 1: the condition, replied Koit Sick. Germany cannot conquer herself. She
- 14:00Speaker 1: must be conquered. We can only rise reborn from the
- 14:04Speaker 1: flaming pyre. The phoenix could not nestle peaceably. The fiery
- 14:09Speaker 1: furnace was her cradle. Hartborg, you will see miss Pym
- 14:14Speaker 1: to the Linden, and now make sure the coast is clear.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Hartborg went ahead and perda to Pym followed slowly with
- 14:21Speaker 1: Koit Sik on the second floor. She paused, under a
- 14:25Speaker 1: gas jet. We must wait here a moment, he said.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Miss Pim suddenly felt a strange pang, a premonition that
- 14:32Speaker 1: Koit Sik would soon behold his great day, but not
- 14:37Speaker 1: on this earth. I I shall see you again, she murmured.
- 14:41Speaker 1: He answered her thought, how curious it is you all
- 14:45Speaker 1: seemed to think dying the most dreadful thing, and the
- 14:49Speaker 1: end of everything. To me, it is beautiful and to
- 14:52Speaker 1: be deserved. And the best kiss is that tender, desired
- 14:58Speaker 1: last embrace of our great mother the earth. Marclestrass is
- 15:03Speaker 1: quite clear, said Hartburg, panting up the steps. As she descended,
- 15:08Speaker 1: Miss Pim looked back at Koit sick, and she saw
- 15:11Speaker 1: that his face had become beautiful. End of Chapter twenty five.