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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay Rich, it's time for Saxon Hacks. I have
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  Speaker 1: stax of information and Rich has lighte hacks. The first
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  Speaker 1: thing up for grabs in Saxon Hacks is. A meteorologist
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  Speaker 1: in Oklahoma asked viewers to share their measurements on Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: as in snow measurements, but her Facebook page immediately got
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  Speaker 1: flooded with jokes about men's junk measurements.
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  Speaker 2: So she had just your.
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  Speaker 3: Reports that you've been sending in keep those coming. I
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  Speaker 3: made the mistake on Facebook. I asked for your measurements.
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  Speaker 3: I met your snow measurements. Thank you for everybody sitting
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  Speaker 3: in your measurements, but I do prefer how much show
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  Speaker 3: you have on the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Noboddy, guys are actually measures sitting in.
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  Speaker 3: Just remember it's cold outside, so the measurements are different.
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  Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, there's a related story.
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  Speaker 1: That confirmed that women do find men with big junk
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  Speaker 1: more attractive.
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  Speaker 2: You know, they say size as matter. Apparently it does. Yikes.
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  Speaker 1: A man in Pittsburgh stole a thirty thousand dollars harp,
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  Speaker 1: took it to the river bank, removed all his clothes,
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  Speaker 1: jumped in the river. Needed to be rescued. The man
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  Speaker 1: is okay. I don't know about the harp, if they
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  Speaker 1: found the harp or not.
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  Speaker 3: Said that he needed to feel something.
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  Speaker 2: There's a bar in Japan.
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  Speaker 1: It's an age restricted bar that says this is a
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  Speaker 1: pub for the younger generation forty years in under no
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  Speaker 1: boomers allowed. Ooh, harsh, I know. Do you guys know
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  Speaker 1: what that animal is called? It looks like a really.
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  Speaker 2: Big guinea pig, a kapy bara.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you guys heard of the uside. Yeah, yeah, so,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's one of the only words in the
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  Speaker 1: world where you say the name of that animal the
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  Speaker 1: exact same way in every language until you get to Germany.
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  Speaker 2: Germany's a little different kapati, butaara copia.
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  Speaker 3: Mistake when you get the German. Everything Germans sounds German
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 2: Be different. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Someone pulled a bunch of hotel workers to find the
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  Speaker 1: top things we steal from hotel rooms. I have the
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  Speaker 1: top ten shampoo. Shampoo toarlet trees. That yeah, that big
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  Speaker 1: bottle shampoos strapped the wall. They're hoping you'll leave that. Bathrooms, bathrooms,
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  Speaker 1: bathrooms number two on the list. Pillows, pillows, pillows number
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  Speaker 1: six on the list, right the remote control is number ten, dishes, pens,
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  Speaker 1: hair drives, pillows, blankets, toilet trees, hangars, bathrooms, and towels.
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  Speaker 2: Towels is number one. Towels is number one.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently, you know how you get that text and you
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  Speaker 1: say reply stop and you're supposed to stop all text.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: They're saying now that they think that if you have
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  Speaker 1: an iPhone or an Android, you gotta be careful how
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  Speaker 1: you say stop because next time you get a text
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  Speaker 1: for number, you don't recognize the thing. Twice before we're
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  Speaker 1: playing stop because stop now might get access to your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Just be careful. That's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think you Normally I say sop to
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  Speaker 1: companies that I've prescribed to, you know, like for somebody says, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: where you been yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: And you're right stop and you've replied and they're in
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  Speaker 2: and they.
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  Speaker 3: Know that you know, it's an active working number.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what Brad Pitt's biggest movie is that he's ever made.
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  Speaker 3: Got to b F one. No, it's not brac Pit
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  Speaker 3: the Vampire one.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, Oh that's a great movie interview with Nope. Brad
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  Speaker 2: Pitt has made a lot of amazing movies.
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  Speaker 3: The movie with Angelina Julie.
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  Speaker 1: Biggest movie he's ever been in. He was in it
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  Speaker 1: for one second. Deadpool two. Really it made eighty six
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  Speaker 1: million dollars and he was in it for one second. Rich,
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  Speaker 1: we got for life hacks.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, there's over two hundred million Americans affected by the
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  Speaker 3: winter storm that they call Fern. So here's a little
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  Speaker 3: life hack to try before you head out. Put your
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  Speaker 3: socks in the dryer for thirty seconds. That's it. Then
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  Speaker 3: you put them on warm feet. Help your whole by
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  Speaker 3: stay warmer because when your feet freeze, everything freezes, and
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  Speaker 3: it takes just a half a minute to warm them up,
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  Speaker 3: especially if you park your car outside when it's cold.
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  Speaker 3: This is going to make winter more bearable, even when
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  Speaker 3: it's like we think it's freezing in Arizona, because it's
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  Speaker 3: like forty five in the morning, it's still freezing to us.
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  Speaker 3: Put your socks in the dryer. You will love it.
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  Speaker 3: That life had to be found at Johnjayandrich dot com.