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El Beako: The Force Awakens Trailer & Crimson Peak Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's a bit
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  ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I
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  accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake
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  up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penis inside of you
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  multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
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  things
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  nerdy you want to me again mant yeah Luke's not with us tonight he's um in
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  bed with AIDS in bed with AIDS yeah helpers I mean like Sleeping with the
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  Enemy yeah that's right just trying to sleep it off you know how it is you get
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  a bit of Aid to sleep it off that's right that's why they're always sleeping
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  in Africa Yeah couple of ways I could go with follow-ups to that joke but I just
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  I just don't know which direction you know what I mean like into the to it I
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  guess yeah it's or really it's true this is going well
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  yeah speaking of Matt y did you watch
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  the trailer for Star Wars episode 7 the force
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  awakens of course I did several several times yeah me too it's a wonderful segue
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  that Jenna's going to be really mad about we'll keep it all at the start M
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  MH I mean and any talk about or henceforth we'll use words we can keep
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  in very good so what did you think of the trailer I think I could probably
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  guess what you thought go on guess what I thought uh you probably thought it
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  looked pretty good yeah I thought it looked quite good I mean look I've been
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  less quietly optimistic than I think a few other people I've been on the record
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  saying I think it's going to be a really good movie Y and after seeing the
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  trailer today I stand by that I [ __ ] can't wait till this comes out y I've
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  been kind of cautiously optimistic about it cuz everything looked good but then
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  you know Phantom Menace when that [ __ ] Phantom Menace trailer came out
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  that looked real good see I'm trying to forget that fact because that Phantom
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  Menace trailer when I saw it for the first time like I had [ __ ] hairs
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  stand up all over my body yep I know you know and most of them were mine like it
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  was such a good trailer that kind of leads me into a little bit on one of the
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  other articles I've got here and sure I didn't know this maybe you did I didn't
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  know Peter sarapin was Darth Maul did not know that now just to be clear he
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  doesn't play the character of Darth Maul right he just dubbed over the voice and
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  as soon as I read the headline it said Peter sarap finix talks about playing
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  Darth Maul and I was like yeah of course that's him I just imagine the voice of
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  Darth Maul like he only speaks two lines in the whole movie but yeah but as soon
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  as soon as I remembered what he what he sounded like I'm like of course it is
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  that's that's that's Peter seraphin but he do like a bit of Peter Seraphina witz
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  I must admit oh he's great I do like him we'll link to this interview but it's
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  it's the interview is him kind of uh recalling the experience of working on
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  The Phantom Menace and how excited he was at first and how as things went on
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  he slowly started to become concerned and then um yeah everyone should listen
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  to it because it's very funny uh very funny and interesting interview but he
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  basically said they um that his agent said do you want to be in Star Wars and
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  he was like of course I want to be in Star Wars and they're like all right fine
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  uh we'll we'll send in an audition and they said you've got you've got the part
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  and he's like who who is it and they're like it's the main bad guy he was like
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  [ __ ] off yeah so walking in the shadow of your uh yeah he went to the James L
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  Jones yeah he went to the uh he said he was surprised that they went with such
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  an inexpensive studio in in London that was a that was one thing that he
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  actually he said he remembers thinking oh there all right fine and so he went
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  in George Lucas was there and George Lucas said to him you could be the next
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  James old Jones and he was like oh my God oh my God it's going to be so good
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  and then rather than sitting outside the booth George was like I'm coming into
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  the booth with you and I'm going to sit behind you the whole time and he was
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  like that's weird all right and then he said so weird have you got some
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  direction for me and George said make him sound
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  evil that's a good direction he went that's a great Direction Peter said okay
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  I'll do that but yeah so what you said to James El
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  Jones so he did the part and then uh and then he thought this is going to be
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  amazing he found out that you know they said oh the premere is going to be in
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  New York and he was like great and he said to his agent you know when do we
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  find out how how do we how's that being organized and his agent said to him oh
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  you're actually not invited to that and he's like what can we can we ask can we
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  do something about it so he apparently his agent talked to Rick mallum and then
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  they came back and they said well look you can go but you you're going to have
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  to pay for self and so he did and it's
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  $1,000 yeah that's right and so he did and uh and then yeah cuz of course you
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  would yeah and then you just wouldn't tell anyone there that you had to pay
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  right exactly so he said he got the elim and was there and it was all it was
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  fantastic and amazing and then he said as soon as the opening crawl started and
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  it was like there's a trade dispute in the between you know between plan and he
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  was like what oh god so yeah and it went downhill wow he's
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  got yes some some other awesome stuff in there about him and teren stamp
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  discussing oh yeah how little they got paid how little they got paid yeah which
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  is which is another funny thing and uh and the yeah and teren stamp apparently
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  took a pay cut because teren stamp's quite a prominent actor yeah you know
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  yeah yeah he didn't know what Star Wars was apparently his agent said you should
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  do this film and he's like what is it do it and he go who am I playing and his
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  agent said the president of the Universe I think and he was like that sounds
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  ridiculous I can play that y but um George Lucas apparently
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  convinced Haren stamp to do the role for a reduced fee telling him that he'll
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  give him a special gift after filming yep and the special gift turned out to
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  be of The Phantom Menace stencil set for kids yep yeah was waiting for him in his
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  trailer proudest day his life I bet so stupidly awesomely
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  stupid yeah so yeah but the funny thing is I mean he
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  must have walked up to he being Sarah finits must have walked up to Liam niss
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  in uh the premiere and going oh actually we have uh we have a really great scene
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  together in this movie to which Li niss I'm sure would have said I don't know
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  who the [ __ ] you are I don't know who you are and I don't know met I don't
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  know where you are but never met you before but I will find you and I'll be
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  stabbed through the chest by you at the end of the film cut in half yeah what a
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  waste of a great bad guy yeah I know to kill him off in one movie then to not
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  really have a bad guy in the second one other than Palpatine and then in the
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  third one to have what Dooku what a waste of Christopher Lee yeah and then
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  the third one it's [ __ ] General Grievous it should have been awesome
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  yeah and it wasn't see that's the thing about the prequels is that there were
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  moments of of yeah moments of Star Wars in there but it's not I don't know it's
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  just the thing is I've only seen the third one attack
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  of the clowns now the second one twice that's the second one oh [ __ ] what's the
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  third one uh Revenge of the Sith couldn't even remember what it was
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  called man couldn't even remember the name of I remember when they announced
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  the name of attack of the Clones and everyone went uh no what's it really called
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  [Laughter] yeah and especially with Revenge of the
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  Sith too because everyone who likes Star Wars knows the Return of the Jedi was
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  called revenge of the Jedi right up until release and it's like you're just
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  recycling old titles yeah yeah Rhymes also who would the Sith getting revenge
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  on yeah I know like it's not Revenge he talks about that in started he talks
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  about that in Phantom Menace that's what thul's one longer line is at last we
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  will have revenge for what yeah for what yeah that's anyway my point being
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  I've only seen that tce right at the cinema at 12 p.m. y on the release night
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  and then the day it came out on DVD when I bought it yeah and then I just can't
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  get myself to to watch it again I've even watched Phantom Menace since then
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  because I was like no it can't have been as bad as I remember it being yeah but
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  it is it is uh Phantom Menace is worse than I remember actually because I for a
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  long time I didn't want to believe it you know and yeah you know C certain
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  people aggressively tried to convince me that it was [ __ ] and I wouldn't listen
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  for a long time but see how was the opposite cuz I I I watched it with Luke
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  right yeah who had already seen it the night before yeah right so he went to
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  like the midnight or whatever and then I went the next day again with him yeah
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  and he told me it was awesome cuz he just didn't want to
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  believe that it wasn't so I'm sitting in that Cinema kind of looking at the screen
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  yeah looking at him looking back at the screen and thinking what's wrong with
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  Luke are you for real I started thinking there was something wrong with me like
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  do I just not get this is this just too highbrow for me yeah I don't know I
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  really wanted to like it I mean and there's bit there's things about it that
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  I do like still like you know the fight at the end between uh well even all three of them
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  qu gone obiwan and Darth at the end it's good and then the the you know the very
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  very intense part with obiwan and Darth it's a cool lightsaber fight yeah you
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  know it's good and the the score is excellent yeah the score is arguably the
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  best of them all it's just it's all got this boring ass story wrapped around it
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  and the thing is you can see how as an old man he might have thought that was
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  interesting yeah but it's not a Star Wars movie yeah it's like those interviews
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  with Lucas in the 70s where he says I'm making this film for 12-year-old boys
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  who like comic books and it's like yeah and it was awesome right yeah now
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  imagine a 12-year-old boy reading a comic book about a trade embargo right
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  and cuz like it actually does have the all the prequels do have quite a complex
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  kind of overarching story about World building it's all it's all Palpatine
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  trying to start the war so that he can become the emperor so that he can wipe
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  out the Jedi and all this kind of stuff the problem is it's just not very
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  interesting compared to the other movies you yeah and the thing is I know why he
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  thinks it's more interesting because it's bigger yeah right like yeah but the
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  reason that Star Wars was as interesting as it was was because it was about a
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  galactic [ __ ] battle seen Through The Eyes of a little Farmer Boy
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  y yeah
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  and yeah but uh sarapin said as well the same thing about The Phantom Menace
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  trailer when that came out and everyone was when everyone had just got an
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  internet and it took you know hours to download and everyone watched it and it
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  was like this is g to be the best thing I've ever [ __ ] seen because that
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  trailer yeah even now if you watch that trailer it's amazing yeah yeah it looks
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  like a really good movie but I love this though this quote
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  from Sarah fin witz when he was saying how racist he found the phantom menace
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  oh yeah yeah it reminds me of if you're watching channel 4 during the day and
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  there's an old black and white film on and someone's in black face and they
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  just bought this film for £8 to show and no one checked it and it was like the
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  most racist film of the 20th century
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  yeah yeah the uh the Trade Federation I
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  don't know what they're called um oh God Japs I think is the word you're looking
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  for the uh the racist Asian stereotype aliens and then there's World War II
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  propaganda era Japanese what they are
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  there's W the racist Jew yeah stereotype what are you talking about says
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  o Point yeah you're trying to use a Jedi
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  mind trick on me e only like a
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  money he says that in the movie I got I
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  got a bigger nose yeah like the
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  money that is literally a line from the
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  film so so uh the internet's gone a bit
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  crazy today uh in a good way and a bad way mhm uh over this trailer for the
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  force of awakens yes a lot of people are saying it looks like it could be the
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  greatest movie ever made M A lot of people are saying it's uh White hating
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  propaganda yeah which wasn't my first thought when I saw it I must admit
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  apparently this is a little thing that that somebody must have dreamed this up
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  recently and they've been trying to get it to to go and it's just just because
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  of the trailer and everything it's just kind of it's all kind of tipped off but
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  yeah it's I it's got to be a joke
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  right man I I hope it's a joke because some of the tweets coming out of this
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  with the hasht boycott the force awakens yeah you know hash boycott Star Wars 7
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  because it's anti-white propaganda promoting #h
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  genocide see that's got to be a joke because the I mean the only people
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  are saying oh well J.J Abrams is Jewish and he's cast a black actor uh as the
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  main character so he hates white people I'm like have you seen JJ Abrams that's how it
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  works widest Jew ever exactly I mean maybe maybe I'm not g I'm not saying
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  he's not makes no [ __ ] difference to me but I'm pretty sure that's not the
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  agenda here I mean it's got Harrison Ford in it and Carrie fish is back Mark H's back
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  I mean it's got a lot of the same people as the originals are in it
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  you know also not the first black character no granted there haven't been
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  many but there was a pretty prominent one in the in the first two yeah as as
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  in the the original trilogy two of them yeah Lando yeah Lando and I mean and uh
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  and also um padme's security officer in in the first two I think he dies in the
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  second one doesn't he yeah I don't think I don't think servants count don't don't
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  count servants as like an example of how look it's not very
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  Multicultural it's not but now they're trying to be and people are pissed off
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  well are they trying to be or is it I mean I mean maybe they are maybe they
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  aren't I didn't even think of it to be honest it no one did who's not a [ __ ]
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  idiot I mean I didn't cuz the main the other main character is a white girl
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  like it's I mean [ __ ] it's got nothing to do with it it's all the main guy
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  happens to be black I you know what I figured it out I even thought of it I
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  figured it all out last year George Lucas married a black woman that's true
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  he did and now his films are about blacks and
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  women and the white people who also inhabit the world with who were already
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  there and still probably 99% white yeah yeah I mean that's all it takes now there are
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  lot of person in your movie and you have an anti-white agenda there a lot of
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  other people in this film the girl who plays Brianna tar is in it she's she's
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  pretty white there's like she's quite white I can't believe I have to talk
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  about how many white people are in a film like I'm defending that British
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  actor with the [ __ ] freckles and the red hairies in it he is as white as a
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  human being can get that's right such a strange conversation to have to have
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  like is this film racist I am really disgusted with the lack of white people
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  in this film yeah you could you could argue it's racist if you came at it from
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  the other angle and and possibly said is it enough that there's only one black
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  person in there and then even then you could say well I guess this is a
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  universe where there aren't that many black people right right I mean look I
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  would honestly be surprised if it didn't come up at some
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  point uh in the film no no no not in the film but as in in conversations aren't
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  you little black to be a storm trooper I'm sure somebody at some point pointed
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  out oh it's pretty good that we've got this black guy as the main character
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  like but I mean it's such a non-issue I don't understand look let's be honest
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  here okay because we do live in a kind of whitewashed world in tolywood
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  so there must have been at least a meeting right at Lucas film or a 20th
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  Century Fox where JJ had to say Andy's black right right you don't just cast a
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  black actor in the lead really and just not bring it up can you not can you just
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  can you not just do that now you reckon no you reckon no 100%
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  okay but that means that that meeting happened and everyone went yeah fine no
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  worries why would it be a problem yeah exactly right yeah idiots on the
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  Internet is why it's a problem yeah well it's not obviously
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  because they're trying to tell everyone to boycott and tickets are selling out
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  they're projecting hundreds of millions of dollars already $640 million
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  projected already opening day like and that's just from me that's just what I'm
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  planning to spend on opening dat I've got tickets already have you got tickets I've got
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  this I don't man I've got this this weird dilemma right you want to hear my
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  weird dilemma of course so ha's probably going to get to
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  see this movie before me she's probably going to get to see it before you right
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  yeah right and way back when we when this first came up that she was probably
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  going to watch it right I told her I didn't want to
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  know what happens I don't want to know if it's good or bad Y and then I made
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  her swear to me that she just wouldn't tell me if she's seen it or not so she
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  has to move out I guess for a while pretty much but now the problem is she
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  might have seen it already I don't know cuz I've asked her and she says she
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  hasn't but she also promised me that even when she does she'll still tell me
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  she hasn't you can never trust her again I know not when it comes to this that's
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  right trust L of people when it comes to Star Wars anyway I've been lied to in
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  the past just lies and lies lies built upon lies built upon
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  lies right so so you're GNA go I'm going to be going to the midnight session On My
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  Own by the look of it but if I want to go to that I need to buy tickets soon
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  that sucks well you'll know actually cuz if if if you go oh you want to come to
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  the midnight screen and she's like nah exactly right you'll know I'll know
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  two things one she's seen it two it's not that good two she doesn't want to see it
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  again yeah that's right yeah so that's
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  that's where I am with that okay well I'm going midnight uh I guess I'll
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  probably see it slightly before you in that case like 2 hours before you or
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  three yeah that's right yeah well no it will still be daylight saving so you'll
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  see me three hours before me there you go so I'll try not to spoil it you'll
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  probably be in the cinema by the time tell you what why don't you just call me right
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  FaceTime from when you're in the cinema and then just hold up your phone to the
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  screen yeah I think they because then I'll be I'll be waiting I'll be waiting
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  outside in the line for that time would have watched it
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  through mhm and then when it ends for you it'll be time for me to go in and
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  watch it for real you just watch it twice yeah yeah yeah perfect I can't
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  think of any reason that would be a problem none at all I think it's looking
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  really good the the the post that came out the other day first got me really
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  excited because it just looked classic yeah absolutely classic and also the the
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  prominence of Han on the poster yeah was
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  I thought pretty cool and I I I mean and from the trailer it seems like he has a
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  bigger role than I even thought that he did yeah I would agree I'm not 100% sure
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  if I'm happy about that because it does it does mean that he could be
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  potentially quite misused and I hope he's not yeah I agree with that yeah but
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  I mean I don't know it's nice to see look I tell you what I don't want what I
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  don't want is another Indiana Jones 5 no four four many there are [ __ ] it's three
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  Crystal Skull yeah I knew what you meant that Abomination when it was just
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  embarrassing watching Indie cuz he was so old and I just don't want them to do
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  that that was another one where the trailer came out and I went oh wow that
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  looks like fun yeah it looked like Indiana Jones and then I saw the movie
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  and I was like oh it's not it's more of the phant to Menace yeah that's a good
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  way to put it because I would watch every episode of the young Indiana Jones
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  Chronicles over again yeah read all the books all the comics all the suppl
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  material before I bother watching that piece of [ __ ] Crystal Skull for a second
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  time like just yeah no no interest literally no interest I did watch it
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  again uh just to see and it was actually even it was even worse than I remembered
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  yeah it was just abominable I just don't want to go through that I I do kind of I
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  wonder why Han is still wearing the exact same outfit I wonder that yeah why
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  was Lando wearing it I guess at the end
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  of strikes back that's what you do Matt Matt if you ever got frozen in carbonite
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  I would put on your clothes go and hang out with your girlfriend thought you
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  make no mistake thought you were going to make another black person
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  joke no but I really do wonder if they address the fact that he's black in the
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  film oh really I mean I hope they don't I really hope they don't for all those
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  people out there that care why would they well you know maybe he takes his
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  helmet off and two other Storm Troopers kind of look at each other and go oh did
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  did you know he was black oh sorry you had to be in there with
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  that well aren't they all clones of maues anyway well no I think the
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  storyline goes see that's the other thing they didn't explain you this very
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  well I know this because I I somehow know this um but um the Clones were [ __ ]
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  so by the time of the original trilogy Like A New Hope and all that they'd been
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  recruiting people which is why people talk about the academy and all that kind
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  of stuff so the Clone you know the Clones lost so yeah so they clone's gone
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  yeah so they maybe some real people but they never really explained why what's
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  the difference between a clone and a real person in in you know in
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  a yeah cuz a clone of a real person is a real person yeah I don't quite and when
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  you clone your best warrior you just have all your soldiers be your best
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  warrior yeah I think the the best explanation for why that they're not
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  clones anymore is because that wasn't a very good idea yeah that's right and
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  because by the time they get to episode 4 they're clearly not clones cuz cuz you
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  can dress in one's costume that's right and they're different sizes yeah that's
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  right yeah and they have different voices or at least they did when I used
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  to watch it on VH see that's the thing has he changed the voices cuz I I I need
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  to listen yeah he has see see now makes no I haven't seen it but I've heard he
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  has yeah it doesn't even make any sense now why would she say oh aren't you
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  little short for a stormtrooper clearly he's not a stormtrooper then yeah aren't
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  you a little short for an exact clone of everyone yeah and no one's questioning
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  this doesn't make any sense [ __ ] stupid he's ruined his own
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  [ __ ] storyline you know what forget it forget about it yeah you know what
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  we've had this conversation before doesn't matter not in fact somebody that
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  used to be on this podcast had embargoed this conversation simply because of that
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  fact that's right that's right we got a clip of that haven't we I think we do
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  let's let's cut to the clip why would you say oh AR you little short for a
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  stormtrooper clearly he's not a stormtrooper then yeah aren't you a
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  little short for an exact clone of everyone yeah and no one's questioning
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  this doesn't make any sense he's ruined his own [ __ ] story you know what
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  forget forget about it yeah you should [ __ ] forget about it all you cun want
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  to talk about is Star Wars if Gorgie Lucas presented you with a turd on a
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  stick you'd worship it as some sort of God it's [ __ ] ridiculous [ __ ] it I'm
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  done BR this working at Sasquatch news and spreadsheet and all you [ __ ] want
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  to talk about is Stars
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  [ __ ] so another science fiction film that I enjoy a lot is the fifth element
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  and know fan of Luke Besson classic in
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  general mhm but someone who's apparently not a fan is uh John Carpenter did you
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  read this article I did read this article and I'm also a fan of John
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  Carpenter yeah but you've seen this film right did you watch this film or did it
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  was it Dave that watched this film I haven't seen the Remake and the the
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  listeners have no idea what you're talking about I'm talking about the Luke
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  basson's film what lockout lockout is is what I'm talking about yeah which apparently
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  is pretty much escaped from New York right and well it is and it isn't see I
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  read this and I was like you know what it's kind of similar but then it's not
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  if you're saying that someone stole your film because 30 years after you made
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  your smash hit somebody else makes a film where a prisoner gets the chance to
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  escape if he has to save someone yeah I mean the ruling is that it's not it's
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  the president's daughter he's got a save and lock out apparently apparently and
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  that's apparently that's similar enough so I guess I guess they decided that he
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  must have watched Escape from New York and then thought that's a good movie I
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  should make it but I've got to change a few things I'm not I'm not sure the
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  actual ruling said that despite the
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  change in setting characters and plot
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  it's not different enough from Escape From New York is that scary to not be
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  plagiarism cuz there's a lot of films that are kind of formulaic it's not yeah
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  yeah like if you have to if you could sue for every film if you were the first
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  guy to make a film where the mob killed his brother and now he's back for
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  Revenge can you sue literally everyone yeah exactly and and like any slasher
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  film like you know like yeah what was the original was Friday the 13th the
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  original I don't know was or was prom or [ __ ] Halloween yeah I me I'm sure
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  somebody knows the answer to that but I'm just saying they're all very similar
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  they're just not the same which is is the same you know like like these two
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  films like one of them's in space and one of them's not that's a pretty big
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  difference I mean that's for starters right there then the fact that one of
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  them is science fiction yeah yeah and here's the thing Luke
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  basson is a great filmmaker he doesn't need to steal ideas you know he's had
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  some good ideas right that's I mean he's had some bad ideas too but he's he's had
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  some good ideas not all great but he did Lucy didn't he did you do that one I I mean I
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  haven't seen it I've just heard that that it was a oh I I didn't see it no I
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  didn't see that's the scholar Johansson one right yeah I I guess I'm not on the
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  bandwagon like everyone else is with her I don't just see a Scarlet Johanson I'm
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  not into her we've talked about this I mean she's she's fine she's great but I
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  just don't really give that much of a [ __ ] about her she know Natalie Portman
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  you can have Natalie Portman
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  too thanks you're welcome appreciate
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  it uh well I saw a good film uh like
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  about three hours ago yeah and I I saw like shortly after you ask if we could
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  record this a little bit later I saw a Snapchat of you at the cinema that's
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  right it ran a bit later than I thought it was going to mhm mhm so you saw
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  Crimson Peak I did yeah the new Goro film now GMA Doro is one of those ones
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  for me that's a bit hit and miss really because I love his early films mhm like
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  and I love his h boy movies uhhuh I loved his blade uhhuh wasn't really a
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  fan of that elf one we saw in
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  America oh he he only produced that but yeah I know I know the one you mean okay
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  all right good good good good good yeah yeah another one the ktie Holmes one
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  yeah Katy Holmes one and I [ __ ] hated Pacific Rim Yeah I know you did yeah
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  well but how's Crimson beak Crimson beak it's about ducks right yeah it's a it's
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  a Mard actually malard uh oh yeah I know a lot about them for my name sake it's a
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  Spanish duck no it's uh Elo Elo said
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  during the Revolutionary War ELO and uh
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  yeah as himself as himself look here's here's what I know about the film which
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  is very little M so what I gleaned of this movie from the poster alone is that
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  it only Stars beautiful
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  people H not quite true but yeah the the main characters are all fairly
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  Attractive people yeah [ __ ] beautiful oh you're a fan of uh Middleton
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  Middleton Middleton what's his name I did this last time we talked about it
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  Tom Heston Tom Heston [ __ ] I am a fan of his a problem with that guy's name
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  he's a beautiful man he is he's very handsome and here it looks like he's
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  dressed up as Johnny Depp from Sleepy Hollow yeah yeah yeah that's that's
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  accurate yeah it's a very very okay this film is beautiful like yeah like it's
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  it's just looks amazing it's like Victorian and everyone's wearing top
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  hats and coats and it's like Gothic and
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  yeah it's it's a beautiful movie it looks like good oldfashioned Gothic
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  horror revived it is it's gotten mixed reviews and I think the reason is it
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  it's been kind of portrayed as a as a horror movie which
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  it is but it isn't the kind of horror that people I guess think that it is
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  it's not no teens get slashed no it's
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  it's a very kind of traditional um
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  Horror Story like it's very kind of Po sort of like
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  MH uh the poster makes it look like susperia the uh the blue and the blue and red
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  posters have you seen those uh I don't no I haven't actually I don't think cuz
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  it's got the tra and and all the advertising make it seem like it's you
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  know scary ghosts and stuff and it's not it's it's there are ghosts in it but
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  it's it's got ghosts in it in the way that Pan's Labyrinth that Star Wars has a black guy
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  like well yeah no because they're not the Stars it stars people who just
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  happen to be ghosts and they don't address it in the plot no it doesn't
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  star any ghosts okay it's just got ghosts in it scroll down and look at the poster that
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  I pasted in down the B because it's very cool yeah know that poster is great um
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  yeah isn't it however yeah I guess I can see how that I mean it's it's the right
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  tone but H I'm going to go see it you know what I'm going to see it yeah you should see
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  you should it's I like I really enjoyed it uh and like I said I didn't I'd seen
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  the trailer but I hadn't seen too much else about it and I I knew that people
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  had been a bit confused about what it was so I kind of I guess I I guess I
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  went in knowing that and yeah it's it's really like well shot and it's
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  beautiful sets in the costumes and everything is is just really really beautiful and um
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  it's it's a gimo Del Toro film like pan Labyrinth and like you know the Devil's
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  Backbone so that it's kind of like violent like very violent for like
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  a very short period and then it's not for a long time and so it's quite
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  shocking when something violent happens sure so
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  I think it's it's Horror in that sense like and and it is and it gets the end
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  get things get pretty intense in it I do love the way he does that like Pan's
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  Labyrinth is like part
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  childlike fairy tale right and also just
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  [ __ ] brutal yeah like guy gets his [ __ ] eyes squeezed out brutal yeah
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  yeah yeah so there's some stuff you know along there's some violent things in it
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  um but there's not not consistently that kind of stuff so
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  when it when it does happen it's kind of like oh gosh all right okay yeah it's uh
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  it's a good one I really enjoyed it and U you know what I really love though is
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  just this is just about GMO Doro right nothing to do with anything yeah is that
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  interview with him on the Blu-ray of Blade Runner yeah where everyone's
• 33:21
  talking about how shitty the voiceover and Blade Runner is and how it's so good
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  that they took it out with the director's carut and then it just cuts
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  to gomo going no I like the voiceover I had no idea what the [ __ ] was going
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  on yeah I watched the movie when I was a kid I needed a [ __ ] voiceover yeah
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  yeah G's great I love the commentaries uh on his films because he's [ __ ]
• 33:43
  hilarious but also you know very smart yeah oh yeah finally this this film also
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  Stars Jessica Chastain like uh like every other film like every movie yeah
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  every movie every movie mhm yeah she's in everything so she's in every movie
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  yeah she was in interstella she was in the Martian she was in this she was in
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  that movie we saw with shy buff oh yeah she was yeah yeah yeah she's everywhere
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  now oh good on her she great she's in everything I like her she's good I was
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  just going to ask if you'd seen any of the new American Horror Story uh no I
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  haven't I haven't watched um American Horror Story for quite a while
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  since H the first few episodes of season 2 actually all right well I made it
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  through to the first few episodes of season three and it was utter shite yeah
• 34:29
  I heard that and I really enjoyed the other two but coven just lost me yeah
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  right but I'm looking at an article now that says American Horror Story season 4
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  hotel is quote vile unquote and I want to know if it's vile as in it's just as
• 34:46
  [ __ ] as season 3 or whether it's just shockingly graphic no they they've said
• 34:52
  that um uh the um pts whatever that is
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  the um some some parental group or something like that has said that um
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  they believe that it's just disgusting and vile and um you know for no good
• 35:07
  reason it's just well the good reason is horror I mean it's not for kids yeah
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  right it's but they they yeah they're claiming that it's the most violent
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  shocking content I've ever seen on TV ever right most Americans have no idea
• 35:22
  this is prime time Fair on advertisers supported basic cable and everyone is
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  paying for it as part of their program bundle in spite of this the program
• 35:29
  features graphic decapitations in the family hour all sponsored by
• 35:33
  McDonald's well I don't think they sponsor the decapitation specifically do
• 35:39
  they yeah apparently the first few episodes have already featured a blood
• 35:43
  soaked forsome and a spiked sex toy rape scene first two episodes are you reading
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  my journal I think somebody over in uh America is [ __ ] they keep stealing our
• 35:56
  ideas they're stealing ideas from the show and from your dreams Dan I know
• 36:01
  stealing my masturbation fantasies and making cash Aller off it y there you go
• 36:07
  so yeah apparently uh I mean I haven't heard where there
• 36:11
  people who actually like the show like this season but apparently people who I
• 36:16
  don't know anyone who's consistently liked it all the way through no I well
• 36:21
  no that's not true and I started watching it because you guys told me it
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  was awesome I liked the first season which is funny because see I have this
• 36:28
  this happens to me a lot right like with True Detective everyone complained about
• 36:33
  the episodes that I liked and liked the episodes that I didn't like and American
• 36:38
  Horror Story I quite liked season one and I couldn't get into season two and
• 36:41
  everyone was like oh season 2 is so much better like really see season 2 was
• 36:45
  definitely more polished uh and I saw it first so I enjoyed it but season one was
• 36:50
  excellent I really did like it yes see I I didn't like it at first the story line
• 36:54
  in the past the the people who used to live in the house
• 36:58
  yeah back in the day that was excellent yeah that's what I I think when we
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  talked about it I said that I wanted it to be more I wanted to see more of the
• 37:04
  you know the the doctor performing the abortion his and all that kind of stuff
• 37:08
  yeah I thought that was really inter speaking of which Matt have you watched the
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  nick no I've heard of that ow one I've heard of that Clive warrren Clive Warren
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  and Rebecca deor no it's um I've heard of it the Nick is great if you like
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  creepy old timey doctor shows and and I know you do I do now
• 37:29
  it's not a horror but it is the most violent show I've ever seen in terms of body
• 37:36
  Gore but it's mostly just about the dramatic irony of um doctors in the year
• 37:43
  1900 thinking that they're at the absolute Pinnacle of medical research
• 37:47
  right right um but it's [ __ ] brutal and it's awesome and Clive Warren plays
• 37:53
  this cocaine addicted surgeon the Nick all right I'm gonna check that out yeah
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  K and I is it on Netflix yeah I think I saw it when I was in Italy Matt so oh I
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  see gotcha I'm not sure where you can see it I'll hop on a ship and uh yeah
• 38:08
  check it out old timey ship just to get in the mood yeah gotcha gotcha going
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  racial faux par for this week uh racial I have been I've been overseas quite a
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  bit did I I did have one racial faux par this
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  week it wasn't really racial well you could
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  argue that it was um I offered a waitress in Thailand my scraps and was
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  accused of being inappropriate
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  what what do you mean your scraps well I
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  wasn't look
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  I sometimes I can't finish all my dinner right sure and I'm a small guy so I'm a
• 38:58
  bit sensitive about it but for some reason everyone feels the need to
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  comment when I donate everything on my plate right right you know oh you're not
• 39:05
  eating it all D no just you're not hungry are you no not clearly was hungry
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  but just a smaller person don't need to eat as much right so um at
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  breakfast beautiful little thae girl came to clear away my eggs one egg left
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  on the plate she said oh you got egg left on the plate said oh you can have
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  that if you want and um obviously I was just embarrassed that she pointed it out
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  was just making a Whimsy of some kind to fill the silence y um and she looked at
• 39:35
  me like I was deadly serious and said oh no thanks that's thanks no no and
• 39:42
  everyone at the table was like well you're a
• 39:47
  bigot why because you assumed she was too poor to afford an egg yeah I think
• 39:52
  that's what everyone thought that I was like ah she going have some of the white
• 39:56
  people scraps yeah I'll just toss that on the floor you can have it that's
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  right oh dear interesting thing though right went into a McDonald's they do eat off the
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  floor no went to McDonald's to get a Coke right yeah it was thirsty uhhuh
• 40:14
  Ronald McDonald with his hands together little statue outside doing the
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  Namaste Ah that's how they greet you entirely and so that's how Ronald greets
• 40:24
  you at McDonald's that's pretty cool cultural yeah yeah he's kind of a crosscultural
• 40:30
  icon he is I I think I read somewhere that the the Ronald McDonald in South Africa has
• 40:36
  AIDS and a Slave oh that reminds
• 40:43
  me we are going to have an exclusive interview at some point whenever I can
• 40:49
  get make this happen yeah and I'm going to sizzle this a bit we are going to
• 40:54
  have an inside update on the Black Pete
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  issue what yeah zat pit zat Pete I've
• 41:06
  got somebody and he's he's he's come out and he said people don't understand they
• 41:11
  don't know what it is you're all wrong there's nothing racist about it and he's
• 41:15
  going to hopefully if I can make it happen he's going to explain so you've
• 41:19
  got a guest coming on who is either going to expose us as ignorant or expose
• 41:24
  himself as a closet racist yep exactly wait yeah I know it's going to be
• 41:30
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