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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Coast Breakfast Bonus Podcast with Tony Jason Sam.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Hi, thanks for listening to our Breakfast Bonus podcast. Today,
- 0:07Speaker 2: we're talking about the cringe test that's doing the rounds
- 0:09Speaker 2: and maybe you've done it, maybe you've seen it, and
- 0:10Speaker 2: maybe you're going to say yes to some of these questions.
- 0:12Speaker 3: I'm oblivious to this.
- 0:13Speaker 2: What's the cringe test? If you can say yes to these,
- 0:15Speaker 2: you're a little bit cringey. Oh okay, you're a little
- 0:17Speaker 2: bit cringe. You will give people to eck. Are you ready?
- 0:20Speaker 4: I suspect that I'm going to use the word it's
- 0:23Speaker 4: kenny once again directed at me.
- 0:25Speaker 2: I think I'm going to say a few of these
- 0:26Speaker 2: here you are question number one. Do you ever try
- 0:29Speaker 2: to act younger than you actually are?
- 0:30Speaker 3: No? No, I am happy to really embrace my older age.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Yeah I think I am too. I think I try
- 0:36Speaker 2: and young myself down at all. No.
- 0:38Speaker 3: I mean I have had botox a couple of times.
- 0:39Speaker 2: But oh well, yeah I haven't done that yet. I
- 0:43Speaker 2: say yet.
- 0:43Speaker 3: No, No, you don't need it, your fool, He looks amazing.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about that. Okay. People talking loudly
- 0:48Speaker 2: to other people on their phone and public places. I
- 0:51Speaker 2: don't do that, but I've definitely seen it and I
- 0:53Speaker 2: can't stand it. No, I can't stand that gives me
- 0:55Speaker 2: the credit.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Real modern thing.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Yeah, people use to answer the speaker phones, walk around
- 0:58Speaker 2: talk to each other. No, it's actually better if you
- 1:00Speaker 2: to the ear.
- 1:01Speaker 4: It was f The other thing that they do is
- 1:03Speaker 4: they have their headphones and so they are talking. Well,
- 1:06Speaker 4: you can't hear the other side of the conversation, but
- 1:07Speaker 4: they're talking like the business in the room.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Have you accidentally, and be honest, accidentally joined it on
- 1:12Speaker 2: someone's conversation? What do you mean?
- 1:14Speaker 3: Like gone and made a three way conversation.
- 1:16Speaker 2: Thinking they were talking to you. I have ye. It's awful.
- 1:22Speaker 3: If they're eyeballing you though, Hey, how are you going?
- 1:27Speaker 4: Good?
- 1:27Speaker 3: Good?
- 1:28Speaker 2: I was walking, I was walking along and it was
- 1:30Speaker 2: a little dark on dusk and I couldn't really see
- 1:33Speaker 2: very well, and this was walking towards you. Oh my god, hi,
- 1:35Speaker 2: how are you?
- 1:36Speaker 3: Because oh god great?
- 1:38Speaker 2: What wasn't me? That's sort of a little white string going
- 1:41Speaker 2: down form anyway, using word art as interior art for
- 1:46Speaker 2: your house, like we're not like eat, pray, love that
- 1:48Speaker 2: sort of stuff.
- 1:49Speaker 3: You've done that I haven't done that?
- 1:51Speaker 2: You have you have done that?
- 1:53Speaker 3: What have you got on?
- 1:56Speaker 2: We had whatever up there for a long time. Whatever, whatever, yeah.
- 1:59Speaker 3: Whatever, next to jet planes.
- 2:02Speaker 2: That's the kids. Okay, here with there's another one here.
- 2:06Speaker 2: If you say, used to this your cringe? Filming yourself crying?
- 2:10Speaker 2: Oh man, never done it. Seen a lot of it
- 2:12Speaker 2: on social media.
- 2:13Speaker 4: No, no, I even had no people that film themselves
- 2:19Speaker 4: like meditating. You know, you're like, I'm in zen fen
- 2:22Speaker 4: whilst holding a phone.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Not zen.
- 2:26Speaker 4: The last thing I do is when I'm having having
- 2:28Speaker 4: a war. I can't even remember last time I had
- 2:30Speaker 4: a war. But you know, like, I'd never film myself.
- 2:32Speaker 2: I never feel myself. No, no, okay, people chewing loudly?
- 2:36Speaker 2: Do you chew loudly?
- 2:37Speaker 4: My wife criticizes me for this, so yes, okay, yeah,
- 2:40Speaker 4: you know they begin to hate the sound of your
- 2:43Speaker 4: chewing your partner.
- 2:44Speaker 2: Loud chewing is I'm not I'm not a huge fan
- 2:47Speaker 2: of it either. In loud slurping people, do you know
- 2:50Speaker 2: this is.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Actually this is a genetic thing, like is it?
- 2:52Speaker 4: It's an actual thing that some people have an aversion
- 2:56Speaker 4: to the chewing mouth sounds.
- 2:59Speaker 2: See our living when he eats an apple. It's the
- 3:01Speaker 2: loudest thing I've ever heard, and he's trying to do
- 3:03Speaker 2: it quietly. According to my wife, I'm like, you're okay
- 3:07Speaker 2: gender reveal parties. Ever had a gender reveal party?
- 3:10Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 3:10Speaker 2: I have? You did. That's right.
- 3:12Speaker 3: You guys were a part of it.
- 3:13Speaker 4: We are effectively made over our our nursery for the girls.
- 3:18Speaker 4: When when we didn't know what sex they were and
- 3:20Speaker 4: we had an I opened my eyes to find a
- 3:22Speaker 4: pink corona.
- 3:23Speaker 2: It was a locked room. We did the room behind
- 3:24Speaker 2: your back.
- 3:24Speaker 4: And then the Diosaur beauty online yesterday someone had blue
- 3:27Speaker 4: tires on their hold and and did a burnout.
- 3:29Speaker 3: God, yeah, I don't know what they're going to do
- 3:32Speaker 3: if it was a girl. Do you do you do
- 3:34Speaker 3: a pink burn out?
- 3:34Speaker 2: I guess you do, Yes, you would?
- 3:36Speaker 3: Can you can you source pink tires and then we.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Can get blue ones.
- 3:40Speaker 4: How do you make how do you make the smoke
- 3:42Speaker 4: on a burnout go a different color?
- 3:43Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be re paint or something of that? I
- 3:45Speaker 2: don't know.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Die in the rubber, die in the rubber maybe?
- 3:48Speaker 2: Or do you put that pink stuff on the ground.
- 3:51Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know enough people being too
- 3:53Speaker 2: active on social media and documenting everything in their lives.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Definitely seen a lot of that. Yeah, I don't really
- 3:59Speaker 2: do that. I mean sometimes I'll go for spurts, but
- 4:02Speaker 2: I've deliberately tried to pull back a little bit. Trying
- 4:04Speaker 2: to lease is more. I don't know. Yeah, Okay, people
- 4:07Speaker 2: showing off their clothes, bags and wealth in general in
- 4:11Speaker 2: your bag and you see that a lot. The some
- 4:15Speaker 2: people who put on verious massive sunglasses and label makes
- 4:18Speaker 2: sure the labels showing holding always holding the handbag and
- 4:20Speaker 2: the photo that sort of stuff.
- 4:21Speaker 4: That kind of that's that's all gone for me now,
- 4:24Speaker 4: just because when you have three kids, there's no money
- 4:25Speaker 4: left over. There's no there's definitely no money for like
- 4:29Speaker 4: a flash travel set.
- 4:31Speaker 2: I know you're right.
- 4:32Speaker 3: You see people with a matching like travel seat. You're like, man,
- 4:36Speaker 3: do you know kids.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Like we can't have nice things we have children? Yeah,
- 4:40Speaker 2: another one here if you can say, used to this.
- 4:42Speaker 2: I can't stand this being rude to people working in
- 4:44Speaker 2: the service industry.
- 4:45Speaker 3: It's my pit. There's the absolute premise of my personality.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Like you can judge me all you want, and you
- 4:51Speaker 4: can think I'm a terrible person, but I will treat
- 4:54Speaker 4: every person the same.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
- 4:58Speaker 3: The best example I have of this is that my
- 5:01Speaker 3: dad is a rufer.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Yep, he's a successful roof.
- 5:04Speaker 3: He's got a nice house now.
- 5:05Speaker 4: But so often when I worked in television, we'd walk
- 5:08Speaker 4: into a room together and he would he would be
- 5:10Speaker 4: treated differently to me. And it's like, for me, that
- 5:13Speaker 4: was the ultimate lesson. And like, my dad's achieved more
- 5:16Speaker 4: than me, he's got a way nice house than me,
- 5:18Speaker 4: But because I was in television, he was a rufer.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Somehow I was demanding more respect. And that was the
- 5:22Speaker 4: ultimate lesson for me, that every man should be judged
- 5:25Speaker 4: as the person they are, not the job or what
- 5:27Speaker 4: they're you know, what they're deceived to have achieved.
- 5:30Speaker 2: I totally agree that. I can't stand it.
- 5:32Speaker 3: Wait, staff, absolutely, they are just people.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, we're on the same pace. Yeah, and you
- 5:38Speaker 2: know you're right. You you make friends with everybody.
- 5:40Speaker 3: I do.
- 5:41Speaker 2: You've got a great skill of it. Yeah.
- 5:42Speaker 3: I can be a complete dick, but I genuinely like people.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is interesting. People who only talk about
- 5:49Speaker 2: themselves all the time. I do that all the time.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Well, I'm just enthusiastic about the stuff that's going on.
- 5:55Speaker 2: And again, if you can relate to a story about
- 5:57Speaker 2: something I've done that, yeah, I think my story.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's it. And it's not about leveling up,
- 6:01Speaker 3: it's about it's about just sharing mutual relatability, commonality.
- 6:07Speaker 2: That's exactly it. Excessive p d ant hole hands and things. Yeah, yeah,
- 6:14Speaker 2: but I'm not excives that full on snogging each other.
- 6:17Speaker 3: And that's I always with that. I always think second marriage,
- 6:22Speaker 3: do you?
- 6:22Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 6:22Speaker 3: Whenever I see people having.
- 6:24Speaker 4: A good old like you know, if if they're not
- 6:26Speaker 4: really you're either a teenager or a second marriage stor
- 6:29Speaker 4: in public?
- 6:30Speaker 2: Okay, okay, and this one here, I think this is
- 6:32Speaker 2: their marriage. Writing negative comments on posts, those people who
- 6:37Speaker 2: deliberately go to those community pages and just start writing
- 6:39Speaker 2: stink stuff. What's going on in your world? You've got
- 6:42Speaker 2: to do that.
- 6:43Speaker 4: There is a fine line, though, isn't there? Because I
- 6:46Speaker 4: had to dig at someone yesterday on the community page.
- 6:49Speaker 4: Not on the community no, just on a post.
- 6:53Speaker 3: It was a building. It was a it's a building website.
- 6:56Speaker 3: And what they're done, why do you think?
- 7:00Speaker 2: Tell me the story?
- 7:01Speaker 4: It popped up on my feed and there was this
- 7:04Speaker 4: wonderful kitchen, and I was like, that is a nice kitchen.
- 7:06Speaker 4: And then the guy starts to move the main shelf
- 7:09Speaker 4: of the kitchen and it comes out, and then a
- 7:11Speaker 4: desk flips over it, and there's a DJ booth in
- 7:13Speaker 4: the kitchen.
- 7:14Speaker 3: And I replied, what alarms me is where do you
- 7:19Speaker 3: put your slow cooker?
- 7:20Speaker 1: You know?
- 7:21Speaker 4: And it was a genuine question, but you know, they
- 7:23Speaker 4: were really proud of what they created this kitchen, and
- 7:27Speaker 4: I was just genuinely concerned about this storage space.
- 7:31Speaker 3: A lot of feedback.
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