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Show #242 Brit Daddy Audio · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why.
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Speaker 2: Is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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Speaker 3: Hello, and welcome to b F Y t W. Not
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Speaker 3: quite after dark, but it does kind of feel like
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Speaker 3: that we've been talking about. We've been talking. We've been
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Speaker 3: talking all sexy.
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Speaker 4: With our we got dirty really quick with our.
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Speaker 3: Buddy in special Guests, Crunchy Evening Old Jay.
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Speaker 5: Hey, so Stonehns is now a thing hands so we
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Speaker 5: get towards has to be my new D and D.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. So we've invited Crunchy back to beg him to
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Speaker 3: make Britain reassume control of America.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, one of the recolonizations.
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Speaker 3: We need, we need to plead for for for Britain
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Speaker 3: will take us back after we left four hundred years ago.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, King George and Hamilton Musical is right,
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Speaker 4: we will. We are back.
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Speaker 5: You were the first bre.
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Speaker 1: The original by experiment one.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So with with that you know out there, I'm gonna
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Speaker 3: get to our our introductory question. I always do a
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Speaker 3: question introduce everybody. Uh, and we'll start with he's a
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Speaker 3: gamer and a storyteller and he is might he was
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Speaker 3: my youngest friend. Now he's among the youngest.
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Speaker 4: It's hey, what's up, guys.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, seriously, what how are you holding up? Man?
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Speaker 4: Fine, you're good?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, all good? Oh yeah, everything's fine. No worries, not
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Speaker 3: even a little bit. Okay, that's good. I'm glad to
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Speaker 3: hear that. I was concerned because there has been some
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Speaker 3: fairly momentous events over the past week that might have
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Speaker 3: brought you down maybe a little bit.
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Speaker 4: No, I mean, don't get me wrong. And like we've
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Speaker 4: all been through bad times, we've all been through trauma,
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Speaker 4: but we've all gotten past it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, and now we're gonna go through the way
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Speaker 4: we've gotten past it is by going forward. So as
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Speaker 4: long as we keep going forward, we keep hanging in
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Speaker 4: there true as will turn out.
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Speaker 3: Well. Thank you for your relentless upbeatness. It is appreciated.
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Speaker 3: And of course there is his buddy, the other half
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Speaker 3: of the dream team, the veteran the podcaster and the
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Speaker 3: veteran podcaster. It's Stevie why man sub brother.
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Speaker 7: Hey, Hey, same question, brother doing Okay, Yeah, like shit happens.
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Speaker 3: Shit happened.
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Speaker 1: But again, like all you said, man, like you gotta
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Speaker 1: keep going. It's not like I'm gonna stop living, having fun,
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Speaker 1: living my life doing ship. Just because something go my way,
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Speaker 1: you know, like whatever, Like I don't know, I'm still
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Speaker 1: here to defend the constitution if it comes down to it,
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you there right now, we'll stick with that.
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Speaker 4: Just a little reminder of the military oath to the constant.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, everybody, that's why.
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Speaker 3: The well done, sir uh and uh that genuinely put
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Speaker 3: a smile on my face. Thank you, sir uh. And
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Speaker 3: of course our long long away friend but never far
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Speaker 3: from our hearts. Uh. He is former streamer. Uh Now,
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Speaker 3: I'm not sure exactly what he does that's all time
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Speaker 3: outside of living his life, loving his wife and taking
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Speaker 3: care of his dog Bingo. It's crunchy streamer of full time.
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Speaker 4: That's right, Crunchy.
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Speaker 3: I suspect the mood might be different over there and there,
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Speaker 3: Hey buddy, speaking of the.
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Speaker 8: Devil A good boy gool uh and does it as
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Speaker 8: well they always do.
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Speaker 3: Uh, Crunchy, how you've been man, I'm in a class
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Speaker 3: case of emotion.
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Speaker 6: I stand yeah, look, not even politically related. There's been
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Speaker 6: a couple of things going on recently in my life
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Speaker 6: and it's you know, not every day is a blessing,
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Speaker 6: but I'm blessed. I'm still allied to witness it, so
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Speaker 6: you can't say.
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Speaker 5: Much fatter than that.
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Speaker 6: But the fact that you guys are here to entertain
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Speaker 6: and take our minds off of things, and the fact
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Speaker 6: that I'm able to spend.
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Speaker 5: That time with you, this is going to be a
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Speaker 5: little bit cathartic tonight.
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Speaker 6: I feel so thank you, very much.
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Speaker 3: Happy to help man. Yes, and finally I am your host,
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Speaker 3: Pancil saron uh. And I'm not going to spend too
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Speaker 3: long on this.
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Speaker 4: Just it's spent a long time on this.
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Speaker 3: Isn't he go fuck you.
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Speaker 7: A while?
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Speaker 3: So yeah, it kind of it kind of hit hard,
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Speaker 3: especially as like the week before, the week before, I
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Speaker 3: had gotten invited to a lesbian wedding in twenty twenty five,
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Speaker 3: and I was so excited, And now there are genuine
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Speaker 3: fears that that won't happen with the new regime moving
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Speaker 3: in and they're so called Project twenty twenty five, And
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Speaker 3: there's a lot of fear in the people I know
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Speaker 3: and the people that I talked to on a regular basis,
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Speaker 3: and that has not been fun or easy to deal with.
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Speaker 3: And I know that we all speak from somewhat of
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Speaker 3: a position of privilege, all being white, men right, right,
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Speaker 3: And I just wanted to just get it out of
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Speaker 3: my system that, like I try so hard to be
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Speaker 3: a gentle guy, like I'm a big dude. I've accidentally
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Speaker 3: hurt more people than I think most people deliberately hurt
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Speaker 3: just by walking around a corner and slamming into someone
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Speaker 3: I didn't know was there and they are on the
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Speaker 3: ground and I'm still standing, Like it's It's just the
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Speaker 3: way it is being a big man. So you learn
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Speaker 3: to be gentle in both, you know, physically and like emotionally.
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Speaker 3: But the past week has just been marked by being
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Speaker 3: filled with this uncharitable rage. Like I just see some
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Speaker 3: of the people who are celebrating what has come to
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Speaker 3: pass in the most awful ways I can imagine, like
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Speaker 3: sending black people messages to prepare for their plantation van
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Speaker 3: or young boys who will never attain true manhood going
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Speaker 3: up and down the halls of their school telling girls
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Speaker 3: your body my choice.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that.
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Speaker 3: It's unbelievable, and I've just been so so angry. But
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Speaker 3: like the last couple of days, I've just sort of
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Speaker 3: kind of let that bleed off off because you cannot
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Speaker 3: you cannot beat hate with hate. Nope, No, you just can't.
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Speaker 1: Exactly.
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Speaker 3: The only thing that beats hate is love. So it
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Speaker 3: might take me some time, but I'm going to try
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Speaker 3: and learn to forgive and love and hope to God
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Speaker 3: that some of these people come around to being better
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Speaker 3: than they are. Until then, all I can do is
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Speaker 3: fight injustice where I see it. You know, if it
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Speaker 3: happens in front of me, oh boy, if somebody says
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Speaker 3: that to a girl in front of me, they're getting
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Speaker 3: the ship beat up. You know, I'm just gonna and
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Speaker 3: the whole time I'm gonna as I'm punching them until
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Speaker 3: they stop moving. I'm gonna keep saying this isn't from
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Speaker 3: a place of hate, It's from a place of life.
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Speaker 4: Do this because I love?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, be better.
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Speaker 3: I love you.
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Speaker 1: But you're a cut to say, soul, you dumb fuck Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Right. Anyway, enough of the serious ship, let's have some
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Speaker 3: fun with that.
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Speaker 4: Back to the last Yes.
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Speaker 3: I had to get it out of my sister. We
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Speaker 3: couldn't just let it go. It was unmentioned.
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Speaker 4: It was an elephant in the room and now it's
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Speaker 4: stinks in here on the floor. Come on, guys, you
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Speaker 4: should have walked it sposed to be watching. We started
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Speaker 4: the show and then you brought.
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Speaker 1: It and we lost the peanuts.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they do love those peanuts.
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Speaker 3: They they do.
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Speaker 4: They do love those peanuts. Don't know if they're good
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Speaker 4: for them, but they do love them.
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Speaker 3: So let's get to our games. We're gonna start with
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Speaker 3: game one. Game one is called like Share Block. I've
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Speaker 3: got three new stories and all our players have to
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Speaker 3: do is tell me which one of these three I
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Speaker 3: would like, which one I would share, and which one
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Speaker 3: I would block on social media. There is only one
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Speaker 3: correct combination. Each player is going to have a chance
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Speaker 3: to make a stab at it, but only one combination
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Speaker 3: is correct. And we're gonna start with story number one,
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Speaker 3: which is cat fails to murder owner despite tripping and
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Speaker 3: breaking his neck and lying in his own blood for
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Speaker 3: fourteen hours.
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Speaker 4: What the fuck?
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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna point out these are all British stories.
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Speaker 3: That's one of the reasons.
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Speaker 4: Tried suggest that's why he owns a dog.
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Speaker 6: Crunch is why you've got me on the show to
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Speaker 6: highlight the the British or asshole.
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Speaker 1: It's not just a cat.
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Speaker 3: Crunchy is just smarter than the every person or this
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Speaker 3: person average man. So this man his hairless sphinx cat
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Speaker 3: jumped up and latched onto his leg as he was
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Speaker 3: going down the stairs. Uh, and he was left with
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Speaker 3: a cat's traffic injuries somewhat akin to a car crash.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean yeah, if you really yeah, fucked yourself.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if I can run down the list
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Speaker 1: of injuries.
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Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, there, it's probably a decent size list.
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Speaker 3: See if I can find the entire So it was.
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Speaker 3: It was kind of hilarious.
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Speaker 5: As you go, I'll just find those injuries.
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Speaker 6: I sold the headline for this, and immediately my head
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Speaker 6: went to Eddie Murphy.
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Speaker 3: He he broke, he broke nine ribs, Oh my god,
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Speaker 3: fractured his spine fuck and cracked his skull, leaving him
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Speaker 3: with a bleed on the brain.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's not gonna.
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Speaker 3: Be And then he laid on the floor, awake and
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Speaker 3: conscious but unable to move for fourteen hours, Oh my god,
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Speaker 3: until his partner came home from work and found him
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Speaker 3: and called emergency services. Fucked up? What's funny is of
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Speaker 3: everything that happened to him? He said, that was the worst.
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Speaker 3: The fourteen hours of just being trapped in my own
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Speaker 3: body and being unable to do anything. Yeah, and I'm like,
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Speaker 3: I mean, is what terrifies me when I get a
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Speaker 3: bad hit of weed. That's what I feel like.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, pain is temporary, but not being able that horrified.
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Speaker 3: That is absolutely horrifying. It's scary and famous.
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Speaker 6: Fourteen hours could be the wait for an ambulance in general,
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Speaker 6: so you.
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Speaker 4: Know that is also.
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Speaker 3: In his case. They did arrive relatively quickly. And here's
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Speaker 3: the best news. He's fine, he's he's actually going to
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Speaker 3: be okay, Like, none of these injuries were permanent. Spin
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Speaker 3: was fractured completely separate.
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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, yeah, but he was.
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Speaker 3: And he has to wear a neck brace while he recovers.
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Speaker 3: But that is essentially the worst of it. But I mean,
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Speaker 3: it's true that his cat came very very close to
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Speaker 3: killing this man.
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Speaker 4: Now has his cat been eyeing him suspiciously since then?
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Speaker 3: What's funny is he mentioned that the cat was there
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Speaker 3: trying to need his injuries, like literally like help, literally
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Speaker 3: pawing at his trying to help. Oh man, if there
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Speaker 3: was such a thing, if there was such a thing
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Speaker 3: as a cat feeling guilt, that might have been his
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Speaker 3: he was needing.
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Speaker 4: To try to comfort.
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Speaker 1: No, they feel guilt for sure. Oh yeah, but yeah,
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Speaker 1: I bet the cat was his cold and this is
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Speaker 1: trying to like hug his legs. It was needed warm.
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Speaker 3: It was playing.
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Speaker 1: It's definitely playing until he falls down the stairs again.
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Speaker 1: Then we know it's a cat text until it happens again.
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Speaker 3: Any thoughts or do you live in a bungalow? No?
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Speaker 6: I do live in hours. But thankfully I've got a dog.
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Speaker 6: This big enough fucking realized what he's about to jump
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Speaker 6: on me.
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Speaker 3: I can't be.
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Speaker 6: That that cat stays in number, because as soon as
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Speaker 6: he's getting home, he's turning into cat food. I do
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Speaker 6: like the fact that he's actually named the cat after
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Speaker 6: a stand up comedian from many many moons ago called
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Speaker 6: Eric Warm. Yes, I'm sure he's laughing about it now.
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Speaker 3: I did. I did notice that, and I was like,
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Speaker 3: from workman, why is really that's the one? Yeah? Apparently,
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Speaker 3: but okay, it was an interesting choice, I thought, But
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Speaker 3: I never thought of more like trying to kill people.
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Speaker 3: But maybe I don't.
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Speaker 6: Know me Sunshine, before you.
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Speaker 3: Die bloodily at the bottom of your stairs, let's be
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Speaker 3: around a story. Number two. The Great Cheese Height con
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Speaker 3: Men steal fifty thousand pounds of luxury cheese.
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Speaker 4: Luxury cheese like a.
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Speaker 6: Lot of shado.
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Speaker 3: So this was a thoroughly planned and apparently well executed heist.
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Speaker 3: The con men posed as a legitimate wholesale distributor for
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Speaker 3: a major French retailer that the dairy had done business
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Speaker 3: with before, and the cheese was delivered to them before
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Speaker 3: the discovery of the fraudulent identity. Despite the significant financial blow,
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Speaker 3: the dairy has continued to manage to honor its other commitments. Good,
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Speaker 3: but the loss is over three hundred thousand British pounds
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Speaker 3: worth of cloth pound sheddar.
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Speaker 1: That's so much cheddar.
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Speaker 3: Damn, it was over twenty he was over twenty two tons,
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Speaker 3: nine hundred and fifty different cheeses of three artisan cheddars,
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Speaker 3: including hay Fud, Welsh Organic cheddar, Westcombe Cheddar and Pitchfork cheddar.
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Speaker 4: Wow, I don't think I've ever had any of those.
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Speaker 1: Well, no, it's hard to find a Welsh person the
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Speaker 1: milk to get that stuff.
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Speaker 6: Let me highlight how much my wife is a cheese bean,
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Speaker 6: because I think her DNA is part rot. I told
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Speaker 6: her about these three cheeses that got stolen, and literally
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Speaker 6: her first word is out.
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Speaker 5: Second breath. Was that's good? Cheddar fucking right?
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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, well, must be gotta try it now. Hopefully
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Speaker 4: not all of it's been stolen like he had to
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Speaker 4: order it.
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Speaker 3: And people ask the people at Neil's dere Yard Dairy, like,
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Speaker 3: how how could you surely you would know representatives from
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Speaker 3: this retailer right.
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Speaker 4: Where they like former workers.
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Speaker 3: According to them, the artisan cheese world is a place
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Speaker 3: where trust is deeply embedded in all transactions. Oh, they
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Speaker 3: tend to trust people who say they're from companies that
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Speaker 3: that they do business with.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't do that, guys.
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Speaker 3: I guess that, but I would have made a phone
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Speaker 3: call at the very least.
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Speaker 4: A perfect world. Sure, but they can't just trust somebody's
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Speaker 4: word off the rip.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of guys, I got this cheese, supply, I need
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Speaker 1: to help get picked up. And I need to stand
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Speaker 1: by this phone and just say yes, sir, I.
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Speaker 4: Got a whole lot of Buddha. I need to get moved.
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Speaker 6: Well, I'm from the CIA, the Intelligent Agents.
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Speaker 3: I'm from the FBI, the Federal Reinvestigators.
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Speaker 1: I'm just stoned. I want some cheese.
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Speaker 4: I'm an entire army of rats.
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Speaker 3: Well, the good news is that while it's not quite
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Speaker 3: a perfect crime. They they've already arrested someone in connection
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Speaker 3: with this ast and we'll see if the full gang
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Speaker 3: gets arrested.
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Speaker 4: They set up a mouse trap and catch him.
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Speaker 1: The game a little net came down like.
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Speaker 4: The board game mouse traps at the end like a
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Speaker 4: ship that they're just like ten hours of setup.
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Speaker 3: Oh man, what was this big beetle here?
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Speaker 4: Those are a huge cage. It all goes like halfway
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Speaker 4: down and gets stuck every time, every fucking time.
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Speaker 6: That used to be a kids TV show in the
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Speaker 6: UK in the nineties. Really, yeah, you had a huge
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Speaker 6: mouse trap in studio.
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Speaker 9: Oh damn?
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Speaker 4: Did it work well?
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Speaker 1: And not working?
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Speaker 4: That's how you know the board game was made in
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Speaker 4: America or half the time.
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Speaker 3: All right, are you guys ready for your third and
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Speaker 3: final story, Yes, sir, Story number three, cheating accusations, Shake
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Speaker 3: Up World Conquer Championships, uh and conquer spelled co O
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Speaker 3: n K E R. I think it. I don't know
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Speaker 3: if I'm right right about this, but for some reason
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Speaker 3: I thought this game was called Conquers, like plural. But
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Speaker 3: maybe I'm thinking of something else.
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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, no, it's kind of the same thing. It's
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Speaker 5: basically concurs. It's about of conquers. So he's one conquer
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Speaker 5: at a time.
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Speaker 3: So basically.
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Speaker 1: Keep using the word you know what it means.
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Speaker 3: So a conquer is basically a chestnut. We have no
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Speaker 3: ch chestnutt yeah, yeah, yeah, a little tiny chestnut. Okay, you.
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Speaker 4: Never heard of conquers bed for.
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Speaker 3: No, that's that's not remotely related. No, a chestnut. You
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Speaker 3: hit other chestnuts with that chestnut. That that's the whole game.
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Speaker 3: Like marbles, I guess chestnuts, I have no clue.
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Speaker 6: So so what they do is they drill a hole
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Speaker 6: in the middle of the chestnut, put a string that
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Speaker 6: they tie it on, and basically your opponent holds their
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Speaker 6: chestnut right in front of them, and what you've got
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Speaker 6: to do is try and fling your chestnut at their chestnuts,
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Speaker 6: try and break their chestnut. The first person whose chestnut
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Speaker 6: breaks loses.
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Speaker 5: Okay, can yes, we're weird.
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Speaker 1: Can you wind up like in like swing, like a
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Speaker 1: baseball swing. Your thing is and I have to be
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Speaker 1: a fling.
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Speaker 5: You wind it up, and then it's like.
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Speaker 9: You can't be like spinning it.
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Speaker 1: And then just like wa, like it.
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Speaker 5: Has to be controlled. I mean to come from I believe.
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Speaker 1: I mean, it would be the first person to do it. Okay,
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Speaker 1: get out.
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Speaker 4: There's a sport out there where you just straight up
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Speaker 4: bitch slapper do it until they fall over.
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Speaker 6: So I mean, remember the last time I was on
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Speaker 6: I was talking about shit kickings.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true shitting kicking.
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Speaker 3: So the man who won this tournament, the World Champions
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Speaker 3: in Southwick, Northamptonshire, on Sunday, is eighty two year old
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Speaker 3: David Jakins. Damn but on suspicions of cheating, he was
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Speaker 3: searched and the organizers found a steel conquer replica painted
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Speaker 3: to look like a chestnut. What the fuck you, old
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Speaker 3: piece in his pocket. He has strenuously denied using it
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Speaker 3: during the tournament, said he used it only for comedic purposes. However,
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Speaker 3: the person he beat in the final said, my conquered
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Speaker 3: disintegrated in one hit and that just doesn't happen, you know.
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Speaker 3: And so I don't know, but I strongly suspect that this,
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Speaker 3: this old ass man cheated that conquers And I'm like,
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Speaker 3: it's Conquerors.
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Speaker 4: I mean, you're cheating out of sport?
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Speaker 3: Is still on sportsman like, well yeah, yeah, I'm not
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Speaker 3: arguing that off his head. No, I'm just that's not
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Speaker 3: the part I'm arguing about. Why would you cheat at this?
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Speaker 4: I don't know people cheat at chest. Remember the dude
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Speaker 4: who had a butt plug that told him what move
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Speaker 4: to make?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's like over three and up two.
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Speaker 4: He's like, beep, beep boom.
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Speaker 3: How do you know?
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Speaker 6: It's for fucking kids?
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Speaker 5: That's my problem.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's eighty two year old and the other the
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Speaker 3: other guy's twenty three years old, and like they're all adults. Wow,
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Speaker 3: more than two thousand conquerors had been prepared prior to
22:36
Speaker 3: the event. Oh my god, the fuck. Yeah, this is
22:41
Speaker 3: the real thing.
22:42
Speaker 4: I mean, I believe it. It doesn't sound terrible, but
22:45
Speaker 4: it does sound terrible at someone potentially cheated.
22:50
Speaker 3: Any other thoughts crunchy before we move on.
22:53
Speaker 6: Other than the father is for kids? Why why would
22:55
Speaker 6: you take a steel conquer to a fucking thing like that?
22:59
Speaker 5: I think he was one of the judges if I
23:01
Speaker 5: remember rightly, Oh Ship, what the fuck?
23:04
Speaker 6: Yeah, he'd been one of the judges previously, so he's like.
23:07
Speaker 3: Wow, No, he hadn't been the judge previously, noting this.
23:11
Speaker 1: Knew how to cheat, and yeah, right, you know what,
23:13
Speaker 1: everybody in the tournament should be allowed to conquer his
23:16
Speaker 1: face once.
23:16
Speaker 4: My guess is that they probably told him that to
23:18
Speaker 4: win like another championship, to be a judge or continue
23:21
Speaker 4: to be a druggle judge or something like that, so
23:23
Speaker 4: he cheated so he could be Oh that's so nice though.
23:26
Speaker 5: See that's the thing.
23:27
Speaker 6: We used to call it conkering, but then we felt
23:29
Speaker 6: like it needs to be a little bit softer, so
23:31
Speaker 6: we just changed it and called it tea bagging.
23:35
Speaker 1: Sounds so much like less aggressive.
23:40
Speaker 4: Then you won't conquering. At least you can kind of
23:43
Speaker 4: got a correlation there.
23:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, gentlemen. So uh, here are your three
23:51
Speaker 3: news stories. Once again, cat fails to murder owner, the
23:55
Speaker 3: great cheese heist, and cheating accusations shake up the world
23:58
Speaker 3: conquered championships. Which would I like? Which would I share in?
24:01
Speaker 3: Which would I block? To take the first episode? Point? Uh, Crunchy,
24:05
Speaker 3: you are our special guest and you are facing these
24:08
Speaker 3: other two together as a team. So I'm going to
24:11
Speaker 3: give you the first choice.
24:12
Speaker 10: Sir.
24:13
Speaker 6: What do you like to see me double teamed by
24:16
Speaker 6: two Americans? It's fine, Yes, I want you.
24:20
Speaker 3: Double team by two anything.
24:21
Speaker 1: Honestly, grab two bananas. He's happy.
24:27
Speaker 5: Tonight.
24:27
Speaker 6: I will be double teamed by two conquers.
24:32
Speaker 4: They go on.
24:35
Speaker 3: While eating some cheddar.
24:37
Speaker 6: Needs to be the new youth of Visabeth Sex. I'm
24:39
Speaker 6: gonna shut your record tonight.
24:44
Speaker 1: You know what, I think I'll pass on. I'm good.
24:49
Speaker 6: I think from my perspective, you'll probably pass on the
24:53
Speaker 6: conquerors thing because it's for fucking kids. That's my perspective,
24:57
Speaker 6: not yours. You'll probably fake don't even know about because
25:00
Speaker 6: they're fucking adults.
25:01
Speaker 5: But there you go.
25:03
Speaker 6: I'll say you'll like the cat one because he it
25:07
Speaker 6: was a bad story, but he ended up okay in
25:09
Speaker 6: the end, even though the cat is going to be
25:13
Speaker 6: if it was already shaving it even more shaven. And
25:17
Speaker 6: I think you'll share the cheese one, because holy fuck cheese.
25:22
Speaker 3: All right? Fair enough, uh, Stevie. And you can keep
25:27
Speaker 3: one of those three, but you'll have to change the
25:29
Speaker 3: other two or you can go entirely your own way.
25:32
Speaker 9: What do you guys think we.
25:37
Speaker 1: Will go some way? Co I'm thinking all the way,
25:44
Speaker 1: all the way. I think we should swap the like
25:47
Speaker 1: and share like, share the cat, like the cheese. But
25:50
Speaker 1: still block the conquer thing. What do you think you
25:55
Speaker 1: do you want to change that?
25:58
Speaker 3: What do you think?
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Speaker 11: Right?
26:01
Speaker 4: No, I think you're right. I think you're on the Yeah,
26:03
Speaker 4: I think you're on the money.
26:04
Speaker 1: There, we're all thinking the conquerors are getting blocked. Yeah, okay,
26:07
Speaker 1: so we're blocking the conquer.
26:09
Speaker 4: Protecting his acorn block nut block.
26:13
Speaker 3: Okay, so the Dream Team, you guys are blocking the
26:17
Speaker 3: Conquer Championships. You are liking the Great Cheese Heist and
26:21
Speaker 3: sharing the cat murder, and you are liking the cat murder.
26:28
Speaker 3: You are sharing the cheese heist and you are blocking
26:32
Speaker 3: the Conquer Championships.
26:33
Speaker 5: Can we just have a little bit of phrasing that
26:35
Speaker 5: you're liking the cat murder you like.
26:40
Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't know if it's any
26:41
Speaker 3: better saying that they're sharing cat murder.
26:45
Speaker 1: We have allies.
26:47
Speaker 3: I can tell you that. I can tell you that
26:50
Speaker 3: neither side got it completely right. Yeah, I blocked the
26:55
Speaker 3: Great Cheese Heist.
26:57
Speaker 1: Really yeah, there's not much money they lost.
26:59
Speaker 3: I well, no, I don't like cheese.
27:01
Speaker 4: I know black that ship.
27:05
Speaker 3: I couldn't give a ship, not a single solitary.
27:09
Speaker 4: Ship, because you'd be constipated, because exactly exactly.
27:13
Speaker 3: I'd be blocked up as no thank you. But from
27:18
Speaker 3: there I liked the Conquered Championships because I mean, it's
27:22
Speaker 3: just so ridiculous.
27:24
Speaker 5: Uh.
27:24
Speaker 3: And I shared the cat murder, so Crunchy got none
27:28
Speaker 3: of them, right, but Steve and Oggie did get my share,
27:31
Speaker 3: so they win the game. They have earned one episode point.
27:34
Speaker 3: He won this week.
27:35
Speaker 1: Guys, congratulations, you're not show.
27:39
Speaker 3: You're not done yet, and you know better, you idiot.
27:43
Speaker 1: Try it. I tried.
27:46
Speaker 3: Nobody's pulling the wool over these eyes. Crunchy is gonna
27:50
Speaker 3: get another chance. We're gonna play game two. It's worth
27:52
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29:13
Speaker 3: Oh, I got you, you fucking legend. Yeah, absolutely, just
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Speaker 3: faulting the countdown. Oh it was some questions anyway, Hey,
29:21
Speaker 3: welcome back and time game two. Game two is gonna
29:24
Speaker 3: be Pitch Me a Baby one more time. So the
29:28
Speaker 3: here's the way it's gonna work. I usually give our
29:30
Speaker 3: players control of a media icon or property and just
29:33
Speaker 3: give them a strange circumstance to work with, and I
29:36
Speaker 3: tell them to give me a pitch. And whoever's pitch
29:38
Speaker 3: is the best is the one I'm going to award
29:40
Speaker 3: the winner and they will receive two episode points. So
29:43
Speaker 3: for this, Pitch Me Baby. November fourth was the tenth
29:47
Speaker 3: anniversary of Call of Duty Advanced Warfare and while it
29:51
Speaker 3: didn't sell better than most other CODs. I love the
29:55
Speaker 3: fact that it took its core gameplay and took it
29:58
Speaker 3: into a drastically different time period. So I want you
30:02
Speaker 3: guys to do the same. You can take any game, book,
30:05
Speaker 3: TV or movie franchise and pitch me an offshoot of
30:09
Speaker 3: it in a drastically different time period. Convince me it
30:14
Speaker 3: still works or works even better, and the best pitch
30:18
Speaker 3: will earn themselves two episode points. Now, all three of
30:22
Speaker 3: you are going to pitch me something. The player with
30:24
Speaker 3: the best pitch or wins the game for their either
30:27
Speaker 3: their selves in Crunchy's case, or your team in the
30:31
Speaker 3: case of the two of you. So with that being said, Crunchy,
30:34
Speaker 3: you lost the last game, so you have the choice.
30:36
Speaker 3: Do you want to make these two idiots go first?
30:38
Speaker 3: Or would you rather go first?
30:40
Speaker 6: I have any confidence in what I'm about to pitch,
30:42
Speaker 6: so I will let Pink over there go.
30:49
Speaker 3: Neither one is the brain. Yeah, gentlemen, switch one of
30:54
Speaker 3: you two would like to pitch me first.
30:56
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to because I think all you
30:57
Speaker 1: might win it, so I must get my two fee.
31:00
Speaker 4: But through this, Okay, yeah, right.
31:05
Speaker 1: Okay, In that case, pitch me, here's my pitch, gentlemen,
31:10
Speaker 1: Medieval bard band, so instead of rock band, it's medieval
31:16
Speaker 1: and you're all bards. So it can be played either
31:19
Speaker 1: single or cooperatively through campaign, and you get to choose
31:24
Speaker 1: your instrument with the instrument of choice, or you could
31:28
Speaker 1: sing if you like to sing. But the options starting
31:31
Speaker 1: off with the game are a lute, a harp, a
31:35
Speaker 1: hurdy gurdy's the crank freaking dual frame drums like the
31:40
Speaker 1: war drums, but the dual ones, so you can actually
31:43
Speaker 1: do that. And then, like I said, the singing as well.
31:46
Speaker 1: Your bard band will travel the small villages to perform
31:49
Speaker 1: in ends and taverns, and there you gain gold and
31:54
Speaker 1: fame and lute. And then the loot can be like
31:56
Speaker 1: extra unlocks like instruments, skins, and character items like clothing, gear, emotes,
32:02
Speaker 1: and even like new sayings for voice actors like vo
32:06
Speaker 1: so they have like new sayings they can unlock and
32:08
Speaker 1: stuff for like the shows. And then as you travel
32:11
Speaker 1: through all these towns, you eventually gain enough fame to
32:14
Speaker 1: play for the ruler of that province or whatever, and
32:17
Speaker 1: if prove your band or your bard band headlines for
32:21
Speaker 1: the regent's actual festival at the end of that season,
32:25
Speaker 1: and then you would go on to like the next
32:27
Speaker 1: like region and you do almost the same thing, you know,
32:29
Speaker 1: and then you get a bigger fame. So the music
32:32
Speaker 1: that will actually use will be a lot of bardcore music.
32:35
Speaker 1: So it's gonna have the option of having like the
32:37
Speaker 1: bardcore version of a lot of songs you already know,
32:40
Speaker 1: with the option later on to do the OG downloadables.
32:45
Speaker 1: Other than that, after completing the main story, you and
32:48
Speaker 1: lock an added minigame that plays as you perform, and
32:53
Speaker 1: you can enable or disable it. But the background of
32:56
Speaker 1: the game now shows your characters, anybody who's in the
32:58
Speaker 1: band and the adventure, fighting monsters or dungeons as you
33:02
Speaker 1: complete each song. So now there's like a little thing
33:04
Speaker 1: after you do like the main story and stuff, and
33:07
Speaker 1: then locks this little thing. So you're watching like a
33:08
Speaker 1: dungeon crawl as you're GM and out and stuff to
33:10
Speaker 1: your music because you're all bards and you see these
33:13
Speaker 1: characters going through dungeons like you're inspiring them and stuff.
33:18
Speaker 1: But heck, yeah, I think we could sell it pretty cheap.
33:22
Speaker 3: I I mean, you pulled it back a little bit
33:27
Speaker 3: and you said that it would be bardcore music because
33:30
Speaker 3: I was like, we're gonna be playing minstrel tunes from
33:33
Speaker 3: like the sixteen fourteen.
33:34
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean it might be two or three that I'm.
33:38
Speaker 3: Like, Jesus, But you got me a little bit on
33:44
Speaker 3: board with it. But I mean, I don't know if
33:47
Speaker 3: it's gonna work as good as regular rock band or better. Honestly.
33:54
Speaker 3: I mean, I imagine there'll be some people who are
33:56
Speaker 3: gonna be into it, but it's never gonna be as
33:57
Speaker 3: big as rock band.
33:58
Speaker 1: That's fair. I don't think I'm just trying to research
34:01
Speaker 1: rock band.
34:01
Speaker 3: But not bad. Not bad. So let's move on to
34:06
Speaker 3: your partner, Ague, what do you got for me?
34:08
Speaker 4: Okay? So I technically chose movie friendranchise here, but it's
34:14
Speaker 4: more movie than franchise. But I feel this movie would
34:20
Speaker 4: work best in the past.
34:21
Speaker 3: Uh.
34:22
Speaker 4: The producers by mel Brooks in ancient Rome. So instead
34:28
Speaker 4: of Broadway there, this is taking place Roman Colisseum.
34:35
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's the.
34:38
Speaker 4: Plot, doesn't change. It's the same same plot where a
34:43
Speaker 4: producer of plays at the Roman Coliseum who had a
34:48
Speaker 4: flop recently had to have his ship looked at, and
34:53
Speaker 4: of course an accounting comes in all stuff like that
34:55
Speaker 4: same plot and everything, but instead of uh it being
35:02
Speaker 4: uh springtime for Hitler, it would be uh springtime for
35:06
Speaker 4: Julius Caesar, So it would be springtime for Julius. It
35:12
Speaker 4: would be Julius Elizabeth Caesar instead of instead of Adolf
35:18
Speaker 4: Elizabeth Hitler and the song because it'd still be a
35:23
Speaker 4: musical like the movie would be, and so the songs
35:26
Speaker 4: would be changed to better accommodate the setting they're in. So,
35:30
Speaker 4: you know, in springtime for Caeesar in Italy, springtime for
35:36
Speaker 4: Romans once more, you know, stuff like that, although I
35:40
Speaker 4: same exact plotch but in ancient Rome? Did I lose
35:46
Speaker 4: you somewhere? Like you're looking at me like I just
35:49
Speaker 4: spoke to you in a different language. Did I speak
35:52
Speaker 4: to you in Roman me like he.
35:55
Speaker 5: Was wondering at to brute?
35:57
Speaker 4: Yeah? Right, I feel like I got stabbed.
36:01
Speaker 3: I oh, man, I don't know, I know, I don't know,
36:06
Speaker 3: I don't know.
36:07
Speaker 4: You don't know.
36:08
Speaker 3: It's it's it's weird and ill pudding. I'm not sure
36:13
Speaker 3: if it's.
36:15
Speaker 4: Don't I don't know.
36:16
Speaker 3: If it's me or if it's the pitch. But I'm
36:18
Speaker 3: struggling to wrap my brain around this.
36:20
Speaker 4: I'm like maybe it's something he's got to revisit later
36:22
Speaker 4: and go watch the movie and then think about it.
36:26
Speaker 4: I guess I don't know.
36:27
Speaker 3: Let me think about it. I just saw the show
36:30
Speaker 3: with mister Rodobino, a friend of the show, in the
36:33
Speaker 3: lead role as guys, and it was incredible. And now
36:39
Speaker 3: I'm just picturing him in a toga and it's confusing me.
36:42
Speaker 3: And that's your So I'm gonna I'm gonna try and
36:46
Speaker 3: separate that from the actual show and the pitch that
36:48
Speaker 3: you've given me. And while I think about that, I'm
36:50
Speaker 3: gonna ask. I'm gonna ask Crunchy to distract me so
36:54
Speaker 3: that my brain can work on that in the background,
36:56
Speaker 3: so you can forget it. No, I'm letting it go
37:00
Speaker 3: into my sub processes where it will actually work better.
37:04
Speaker 3: I think, Crunchy, what do you go from me?
37:09
Speaker 5: Right?
37:09
Speaker 6: So I will all you Now I've also gone Medievil
37:12
Speaker 6: with the ship. It's time to play Wheel of Famine.
37:21
Speaker 6: In medieval timee survival isn't guaranteed. Every meal is a
37:24
Speaker 6: precious commodity. Wheel Famine plunges contestants into a world where
37:28
Speaker 6: spinning the wheel can mean the difference between a feast
37:30
Speaker 6: or a famine, a contestant's life and life sustaining food
37:33
Speaker 6: in a game where every mortal matters. Each episode will
37:36
Speaker 6: have three contestants spinning their way into a banquet instead
37:39
Speaker 6: of another Knight of Hunger. The Grand Wheel, which is
37:41
Speaker 6: just a cartwheel made with marked with symbols of varium
37:43
Speaker 6: food supplies, is the main part of the game. The
37:46
Speaker 6: set will resemble a medieval village square with rustic wooden structures,
37:51
Speaker 6: and your host is going to be an executioner because
37:54
Speaker 6: all the people who don't make it to the fire
37:55
Speaker 6: are going to be killed.
37:57
Speaker 3: Jesus.
37:59
Speaker 6: There'll be your loot hero band in the corner playing
38:03
Speaker 6: the melodies. As we go through the game, contestants will
38:06
Speaker 6: answer random twitter of questions about medieval survival history through preservation,
38:11
Speaker 6: everything like that rather than a bankrupt there's going to
38:13
Speaker 6: be a empty storeroom square so that people could actually
38:17
Speaker 6: lose their shit. There'll be little challenges just to spicings
38:21
Speaker 6: up a bit, like fire starting, water fetching, or haggling
38:25
Speaker 6: with the merchant to try and buy vowels. All the
38:28
Speaker 6: phrases are actually painted on with mud, and then the
38:32
Speaker 6: top contestant will face the final spin of the wheel
38:35
Speaker 6: and they'll either win it or land on pestilence or raiders,
38:39
Speaker 6: or they'll probably die as well, just because they haven't
38:42
Speaker 6: eaten and they don't get their food death at the end,
38:44
Speaker 6: they'll just die. But I think it's going to work
38:47
Speaker 6: because it tapps into the drama of survival, offering that
38:52
Speaker 6: compating twist if people trying to spin a wheel to
38:55
Speaker 6: survive rather than to win prizes or anything like that.
38:58
Speaker 6: So you get to see the reserve into these competitors
39:01
Speaker 6: as they play the game, And that's my pitch. Damn
39:09
Speaker 6: for the people listening at home, I just got either
39:12
Speaker 6: the most look or the most shot look that prepared.
39:18
Speaker 3: I can I can't. Oh my god, I can't hear this.
39:25
Speaker 3: What we can't kill people? Oh my god? If we
39:30
Speaker 3: if we were going if we were going back in
39:33
Speaker 3: time and making the show. Maybe, but I have to
39:37
Speaker 3: air this now.
39:40
Speaker 6: You don't have to air the murder afterwards.
39:42
Speaker 5: You definitely know why.
39:44
Speaker 1: Then you know the audience who actually wants to see it,
39:46
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they by yeah, by it you're.
39:54
Speaker 6: Ahead of it can be hosted by mister Beast.
39:56
Speaker 3: I think argue you can't kind of win by default.
40:00
Speaker 6: How dare you?
40:01
Speaker 9: Yeah, I feel I can't.
40:04
Speaker 3: I love the work that in the detail that you
40:08
Speaker 3: put into it, crunchy, But what I'm looking at these
40:13
Speaker 3: like actual products that I would want to produce and
40:17
Speaker 3: make a real thing. And unless it's like unless there's
40:21
Speaker 3: like a whole drama behind it, like a squid Game
40:24
Speaker 3: kind of thing that you've left out of your pitch,
40:27
Speaker 3: then this doesn't really work.
40:30
Speaker 6: It's just pitch. But this is the page we build from.
40:33
Speaker 6: But we can, we can have like a survival.
40:37
Speaker 7: I have to.
40:38
Speaker 3: I have to grade it based on what you've given me,
40:40
Speaker 3: not based on what I built onto it.
40:43
Speaker 6: So you will share the funk out of a cat,
40:48
Speaker 6: almost kidding the human. You would be able to share
40:51
Speaker 6: the funk out of this.
40:55
Speaker 3: No, no, I I wouldn't watch it, just like squid Game.
41:04
Speaker 3: I wouldn't watch it, but I know it would be popular,
41:09
Speaker 3: so it would be you know what, maybe you're right,
41:15
Speaker 3: Maybe just extreme violence, just for the points of just
41:19
Speaker 3: for the points of extreme violence. That's why the boys
41:21
Speaker 3: as popular as why band people am sticking to my
41:30
Speaker 3: initial judgment wins because we could actually do that and
41:35
Speaker 3: make money.
41:36
Speaker 4: True, and it wouldn't be the first time that mel
41:39
Speaker 4: Brooks did a film where he did like almost an
41:42
Speaker 4: ancient Greece ancient rome t Actually, yeah, so, if anything,
41:48
Speaker 4: you may be retriting old ground.
41:50
Speaker 3: But I didn't take that into consideration.
41:52
Speaker 4: Neither did I.
41:54
Speaker 3: So is two points to the dream Team zero But
42:01
Speaker 3: fret not, deer, Crunchy, fretnot. Game three is for all
42:07
Speaker 3: the marbles, as it were. It is also worth three points.
42:14
Speaker 3: It is also worth three points.
42:16
Speaker 7: Uh.
42:16
Speaker 3: And if you win it, you can tie the game
42:18
Speaker 3: and everybody will win more Stevie and Aggie could win
42:24
Speaker 3: and it is a full blowout. I hope that is
42:27
Speaker 3: not the case.
42:28
Speaker 4: And we just bullied you the entire time.
42:31
Speaker 3: Literally literally bullied Crunchy the entire game usual as opposed
42:38
Speaker 3: to the usual lubing ourselves up and bending over. We've changed,
42:42
Speaker 3: so you have Dear God, it's Trump's America now. So jesus. Uh,
42:50
Speaker 3: let's we're gonna play game three when we come back,
42:53
Speaker 3: and I hope we do come back right after this.
43:05
Speaker 3: Hey man, let's check out our mailbox. See what we got.
43:09
Speaker 3: Do we have any voicemails, comments, emails, anything, what's up?
43:13
Speaker 1: We got a couple things, actually got a comment on
43:16
Speaker 1: what is that twitter that's on Twitter? Or I know
43:20
Speaker 1: I don't tell.
43:21
Speaker 3: The other thing, but but I haven't seen this.
43:26
Speaker 1: That's why I grabbed it and threw it into the
43:27
Speaker 1: cho Thank you so much for this. Do you want
43:30
Speaker 1: to read it or do you want me to?
43:32
Speaker 3: I will read it because I just love it. A
43:36
Speaker 3: very exciting and special role announcement from Caroline Origel's on Twitter.
43:41
Speaker 3: I had the honor of voicing Victoria and my dear
43:43
Speaker 3: friend Aaron's audiobook of his original novel Thane. What a
43:47
Speaker 3: joy it has been to see the story told in
43:49
Speaker 3: his way and to be part of telling it. Check
43:52
Speaker 3: it out here. And she put a link to the
43:54
Speaker 3: audible page for my audiobook, which is just delightful. Thank
43:58
Speaker 3: you so much, Caroline. Uh, your participation in both the
44:03
Speaker 3: audiobook and my life is appreciated so much. I can't
44:07
Speaker 3: even tell you awesome. So I'm very pleased about that.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, congratulations on the audio, but due yeah, crazy, it's
44:17
Speaker 6: so long, so you deserve to have this.
44:19
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, what happened at Crunchy? There's a cow
44:23
Speaker 3: where Crunchy should be.
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Speaker 5: Are you trying to have him fun? How are you?
44:27
Speaker 2: What?
44:27
Speaker 3: No? No, absolutely not. Absolutely no, I didn't. I didn't know.
44:32
Speaker 4: I just you're Wow, it's a boot with a lot
44:34
Speaker 4: of eyes.
44:35
Speaker 3: White black spotted coloring. Never mind, I'm not going to
44:39
Speaker 3: talk about I'm not going to talk about coloring. Not
44:42
Speaker 3: going to talk about coloring. Let's so, what else do
44:46
Speaker 3: we have? Do we have any? Have a voicemail?
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Speaker 7: Yeah?
44:49
Speaker 1: I did not listen to it, but it is on
44:51
Speaker 1: the tablet Oh boy, here we go.
44:53
Speaker 3: You hit it.
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Speaker 11: It's me Aaron the when you tortured in Vegas. Also,
45:04
Speaker 11: I knew Algie would never be mean to me because
45:07
Speaker 11: he is always amazing.
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Speaker 3: It's not cool.
45:13
Speaker 11: I know you have this super brad artist friend, so
45:15
Speaker 11: she might want to submit and eat a Bean shirt
45:19
Speaker 11: idea maybe or graphic. Let me know, let me know.
45:23
Speaker 3: If you're interested.
45:23
Speaker 11: Also, do that's I think? How eat a bean happened?
45:31
Speaker 11: If we're being honest, was I think you all thought?
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Speaker 11: Because I had been singing do host for days Gravelly
45:39
Speaker 11: Brenda a Carral voice, that that you assumed? I said, Okay,
45:48
Speaker 11: we love you guys, we want to have you on
45:49
Speaker 11: on the Lunai soon and.
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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, And if you
45:59
Speaker 3: know someone who's good art hit us up? That is
46:02
Speaker 3: that is that is me being mean to Aaron yet again.
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Speaker 4: I'm like.
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Speaker 3: Her, Oh crap, I'm beating Aaron is excellent at art. Uh.
46:16
Speaker 3: And we would love to, oh my god tribute.
46:18
Speaker 1: I'd love to get all those ladies on our show
46:21
Speaker 1: to play some games. A Golden Girls episode. Fuck yeah,
46:25
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Coolcause I know I know we're
46:28
Speaker 1: definitely gonna be on me. Have you seen Golden Girls
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Speaker 1: anytime in the last decade.
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Speaker 3: No, I'd have to rewatch, but I would totally be
46:34
Speaker 3: down for that.
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Speaker 1: Fu You'll do a watch party in here, get high,
46:38
Speaker 1: eat some edibles, and watch Golden Girls.
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Speaker 5: Eat bean.
46:43
Speaker 3: Yeah.
46:46
Speaker 6: If I saw a sticker, I don't know what's going
46:48
Speaker 6: to be.
46:49
Speaker 1: It's gotta be something. We already got some graphics already
46:53
Speaker 1: submitted into which is funny.
46:54
Speaker 3: Really.
46:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, from outside of somebody I didn't even know listen
46:58
Speaker 1: to the show that was That was the best part.
47:01
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, this badass is.
47:04
Speaker 5: Not the vaconversion of this podcast by w.
47:13
Speaker 3: Fucking soul.
47:16
Speaker 1: Oh man, tell you how to make humbles over here?
47:18
Speaker 3: Thank you imagined?
47:21
Speaker 4: All right?
47:21
Speaker 3: Is that everything other than that?
47:23
Speaker 7: Oh?
47:24
Speaker 1: One other thing? If you happen to be in the
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Speaker 1: Western New York area and you're in the market for
47:29
Speaker 1: some recreational marijuana, be sure to stop on by to Peace,
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47:37
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47:40
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47:42
Speaker 3: In that case, let's get back to the games. Hey man,
47:56
Speaker 3: welcome back. It's time for game three. Game three is
47:59
Speaker 3: gonna be The cost is correct.
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Speaker 1: That's correct, these costs.
48:08
Speaker 3: I have here five items of of of British importance.
48:14
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's the right word, British impetence, britishout,
48:19
Speaker 3: British impotence, and uh, and one of them can't get
48:23
Speaker 3: it up. All five of them are ties to Britain
48:28
Speaker 3: in some way. And all I want you to do
48:30
Speaker 3: is tell me how much they have recently gone for
48:34
Speaker 3: sale or auction up on eBay.
48:36
Speaker 8: UH.
48:37
Speaker 3: The player with the closest bid without without going over,
48:42
Speaker 3: wins the the listing UH, and the the player who
48:47
Speaker 3: has the most listings after all five items wins the
48:51
Speaker 3: game for their side. So with just the three of you,
49:00
Speaker 3: we are going to do final bids. But we're going
49:03
Speaker 3: to do it a little differently to make things fair
49:07
Speaker 3: for Crunchy. He is going to be able to bid
49:11
Speaker 3: between the two of you. So if one of you bids,
49:15
Speaker 3: Crunchy gets to bid, and then if another of you bids,
49:19
Speaker 3: crunch He gets a bid again, and so on and
49:21
Speaker 3: so forth. So he'll get two bids for every one
49:24
Speaker 3: that each of you get, so that each side has
49:26
Speaker 3: a fair amount of bids. Got it all right, So Crunchy,
49:32
Speaker 3: it is on you, sir, to start us off our first.
49:36
Speaker 3: Our first item up for bids is this signed Doctor
49:39
Speaker 3: Who script. This coffee stained copy of the script for
49:43
Speaker 3: the Doctor Who episode the Eleventh Hour was signed by
49:47
Speaker 3: Karen Gillan and can be yours if the cost is correct. Now, Crunchy,
49:53
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've been on when we've played.
49:54
Speaker 3: The cost is correct in this style, but it is
49:56
Speaker 3: final bid style, meaning you keep bidding and bidding and
49:59
Speaker 3: bidding until one of you gets either close enough that
50:03
Speaker 3: I feel you're gonna get closer go over soon, or
50:07
Speaker 3: one of you has gone over. I will say final bids,
50:11
Speaker 3: and then everybody will be allowed to bid over their
50:14
Speaker 3: previous highest bid. You don't necessarily have to overbid the
50:19
Speaker 3: player who bid the most. But at that point you
50:23
Speaker 3: can choose to stay where you are or increase your bid.
50:25
Speaker 3: It is your choice, so Crunchy, you'll start us off.
50:31
Speaker 3: Bids are in dollars, even though these are British items.
50:34
Speaker 6: I apologize, Oh fuck you too, Why do you hate me?
50:37
Speaker 2: Yeah?
50:37
Speaker 6: I didn't see the fairness the last time we played
50:40
Speaker 6: this game. All the ones that were in dollars I
50:43
Speaker 6: actually wanted the one that was in powis is the
50:44
Speaker 6: one that I lost that actually helps me a little bit.
50:50
Speaker 3: No.
50:51
Speaker 6: That was the first actual Matt Smith episode with the
50:57
Speaker 6: introduction of all the characters Carra given all that, I think, ooh,
51:03
Speaker 6: coffee stains.
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Speaker 5: It's signed just by Karen Gilliam.
51:06
Speaker 6: I'll start with.
51:10
Speaker 5: Two hundred dollars two.
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Speaker 3: Hundred, Yeah, Augie four hundred, four hundred, Crunchy back to you.
51:21
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, Let's let's keep it standard.
51:24
Speaker 3: Let's go six hundred, six hundred, Stevie eight hundred, eight
51:28
Speaker 3: hundred played, Crunchy, is it?
51:31
Speaker 5: Is it? Grimmed? Let's go eleven.
51:36
Speaker 3: Hundred, eleven hundred, Augie fourteen hundred, fourteen hundred, Crunchy.
51:45
Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh, let's go seventeen.
51:49
Speaker 3: Hundred seventeen hundred Stevie.
51:52
Speaker 1: Two thousand dollars.
51:54
Speaker 3: Two thousand, and I will call final bit.
51:59
Speaker 1: But you done.
52:02
Speaker 3: So here's the way this will play. Crunchy, you will
52:07
Speaker 3: be allowed to bid over Stevie if you wish or stick.
52:11
Speaker 3: If you say stick, you're done, then Augie will get
52:14
Speaker 3: a chance to overbid or stick, and I will keep
52:18
Speaker 3: going until I get back to Stevie. If you overbid
52:21
Speaker 3: Crunchy and then Augie gets to bid and he overbids you,
52:24
Speaker 3: I will give you the chance to overbid him one
52:26
Speaker 3: last time. So that having been said, what would you
52:31
Speaker 3: like to do? Your last bid was seventeen hundred? Do
52:33
Speaker 3: you want to stick or do you want to overbid?
52:37
Speaker 3: Or bid over your last bit? I should say there's
52:44
Speaker 3: almost there's almost no point in overbidding your last bid
52:46
Speaker 3: if the next highest one is the highest one. So no, exactly,
52:50
Speaker 3: you might as well. You might as well go over
52:51
Speaker 3: two thousand. If you're gonna go over, come on.
52:54
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, is it worth two thousand?
52:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just ask my question?
53:01
Speaker 5: Is it worth to you?
53:04
Speaker 3: Good question?
53:05
Speaker 2: Yeah?
53:05
Speaker 6: Fuck it?
53:06
Speaker 3: Twenty one hundred, twenty one hundred, Augie twenty three, twenty
53:13
Speaker 3: three Crunchy, you can stick on twenty one or you
53:18
Speaker 3: can overbid Augie.
53:21
Speaker 6: I don't feel confident that it's more than twenty three,
53:25
Speaker 6: so I'm going to stick with twenty one.
53:27
Speaker 3: Okay, And Stevie, you can overbid Augie, but I recommend
53:30
Speaker 3: against it.
53:31
Speaker 1: No, thank you.
53:31
Speaker 3: Okay. So with all that being said, did he go
53:37
Speaker 3: far enough? Did he go over the actually?
53:41
Speaker 6: Give you just a tip.
53:43
Speaker 3: The actual final auction price of this signed coffee stained
53:49
Speaker 3: doctor Who script twenty five hundred dollars. So Augie wins.
53:54
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's crazy, very nice.
53:58
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I thought I and over.
54:02
Speaker 3: Well done? Yeah, twenty five hundred bucks for that as well.
54:05
Speaker 3: So Augie's got the first item of for bids. Let's
54:08
Speaker 3: move on to our next. Okay, our next item of
54:11
Speaker 3: forbids is this classic sports car, The MG MG dash
54:16
Speaker 3: B was manufactured by British Motor Corporation and this blue
54:21
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy four two door convertible was kept in a
54:25
Speaker 3: garage in California and has no rust. And this listing
54:30
Speaker 3: goes to whichever you bids closest to the final auction
54:33
Speaker 3: price without going over a Crunchy, you will start us
54:36
Speaker 3: off yet again?
54:39
Speaker 6: Did you say what year it was?
54:41
Speaker 3: Nineteen seventy four, seventy four?
54:47
Speaker 10: No good with cars. I gotta start seventy thousand dollars.
54:59
Speaker 3: Seventy grand. I will call for final bits.
55:04
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ.
55:09
Speaker 3: Sorry, Stevie, it's your turn.
55:14
Speaker 1: I will give that person like five thousand dollars, five
55:18
Speaker 1: thousand dollars steering wheel right on the wrong side or something.
55:24
Speaker 6: What are you trying to say? Hey, just remember we
55:31
Speaker 6: got it right. You're the ones that't fucked it.
55:33
Speaker 3: Up, Crunchy, Do you want to bid over yourself? Do
55:36
Speaker 3: you want to stay?
55:38
Speaker 6: You're gonna stick seventy thousand cost final bit straight away.
55:42
Speaker 5: I'm going to keep where I.
55:43
Speaker 3: Am, all right, Augie, fuck.
55:49
Speaker 1: Seventy five thousand, seventy five thousand, I'll do.
55:54
Speaker 3: I'll do twelve thousand, twelve thousand. Okay. The actual final
56:02
Speaker 3: auction price of this blue nineteen seventy four two door
56:06
Speaker 3: convertible six five hundred dollars. Stevie wins you. You had
56:13
Speaker 3: a shot, Crunchy if they both went over. But then
56:15
Speaker 3: Stevie came under with five thousand, so it was a
56:18
Speaker 3: done deal. At that point. I was like seventy I
56:25
Speaker 3: that's true.
56:26
Speaker 1: That's fair, it's fair.
56:27
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I hope you've learned something from this. If
56:29
Speaker 3: you know fuck all about it, maybe start low.
56:33
Speaker 6: You told me to a forty when your old man
56:34
Speaker 6: dressed up in a cow onesie. Well, she said, I've
56:39
Speaker 6: learned a bit. You still have an easy chance to
56:44
Speaker 6: catch up.
56:45
Speaker 3: They each have one, and it's the person with the
56:47
Speaker 3: most wins at the end. So Crunchy, you can still
56:50
Speaker 3: do this. Here is your next item of forbids. It
56:52
Speaker 3: is this signed, limited limited edition Monty Python print, a
56:58
Speaker 3: true fine art piece. This forty four inch by twenty
57:01
Speaker 3: inch on canvas artist proof is signed by the artist
57:06
Speaker 3: Alex Ross and features all of the actors in various
57:09
Speaker 3: characters and images, including the classic Foot and it can
57:14
Speaker 3: be yours if the cost is correct. We start with
57:17
Speaker 3: Crunchy yet again.
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Speaker 6: It's just it's the proof and it's just signed by
57:25
Speaker 6: the artist.
57:26
Speaker 3: Jah correct, not signed by any Monty Python.
57:31
Speaker 5: Now that's what I'm thinking.
57:33
Speaker 3: Lower.
57:33
Speaker 5: So let's say to fifty two.
57:36
Speaker 3: Hundred and fifty dollars.
57:37
Speaker 9: Aggie, hmmmmmm, seven fifty seven fifty.
57:44
Speaker 3: I will call for final bids. Balls, Crunchy, you bid
57:49
Speaker 3: two fifty the high bid is seven fifty.
57:53
Speaker 6: I don't think it's more than seven point fifty. I'll
57:56
Speaker 6: say through four fifty.
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Speaker 3: Okay, because you did overbid you you are still allowed
58:04
Speaker 3: to bid yet again after this, Stevie.
58:12
Speaker 1: Four seventy five, four seventy five.
58:14
Speaker 3: Okay, he almost, he's almost forcing you to bid again. Crunch,
58:19
Speaker 3: this is your this is your last chance. Do you
58:21
Speaker 3: do you want to bid over seven fifty or do
58:24
Speaker 3: you want to stick?
58:32
Speaker 11: God?
58:33
Speaker 6: Yes, you're going to make me go five hundred. I'll
58:38
Speaker 6: do five hundred and that's it.
58:40
Speaker 3: Okay, five hundred. Augie, you're on seven fifty. Do you
58:43
Speaker 3: want to overbiddor stick?
58:44
Speaker 4: M overbid?
58:45
Speaker 3: My bid hurt? I'll stick, you'll stick, okay, all right.
58:49
Speaker 3: The actual final sale price of this item eight hundred
58:55
Speaker 3: and ninety five dollars. Augie wins.
58:57
Speaker 1: Wow, we thought you went over?
59:00
Speaker 4: So did I?
59:01
Speaker 3: He went? He slid just under?
59:03
Speaker 1: Wow?
59:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, could could didn't. It's all. It's all good. So
59:10
Speaker 3: here's the bad news. The best crunch he can do
59:14
Speaker 3: is tie, but he has to win both of these.
59:17
Speaker 3: So our next or fourth item up forbids is this
59:21
Speaker 3: iconic British phone booth. This replica of a K six
59:25
Speaker 3: model vintage red phone booth is made of aluminum and
59:29
Speaker 3: will not rust, and that also makes it light so
59:32
Speaker 3: it can be moved by Dolly. The original phone booths
59:35
Speaker 3: were two thousand pounds and had to be moved by crane.
59:39
Speaker 3: And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct.
59:44
Speaker 1: The people stealing phone boots and we're good.
59:48
Speaker 3: How we're gonna start with crunchy yet again?
59:52
Speaker 5: I have two questions about this listing.
59:54
Speaker 3: Okay, answer no.
59:56
Speaker 6: I have one question about the listing, But the other
59:57
Speaker 6: point I want to make it is I prefer to
59:59
Speaker 6: be tied anyway, if you know what I mean.
1:00:02
Speaker 5: Question about the listening. This is genuinely British. Is the
1:00:05
Speaker 5: floor covered in piss?
1:00:06
Speaker 3: Oh it can be for a minor fee traditional charge,
1:00:11
Speaker 3: but it's not included in the cast.
1:00:12
Speaker 6: So because there is no British field, there was no
1:00:15
Speaker 6: British phone box that hasn't got a fucking puddler piss.
1:00:23
Speaker 5: There's now they're now actually used for defrubilators.
1:00:25
Speaker 6: So okay, that's that's a little bit, ye will stay.
1:00:36
Speaker 5: It's an iconic thing? Is it worth? Let's go a grand.
1:00:42
Speaker 9: One thousand dollars Argie ooh mm hmm, thirteen thirteen.
1:00:51
Speaker 3: Thirteen hundred Crunchy sixteen hundred, sixteen hundred.
1:00:57
Speaker 1: Stevie eighteen hundred, eighteen one.
1:01:00
Speaker 3: Hundred Crunchy twenty two hundred, twenty two hundred, Augie twenty
1:01:07
Speaker 3: six hundred, twenty six hundred Crunchy.
1:01:10
Speaker 6: Ooh yeah, thirty one.
1:01:15
Speaker 3: Hundred, thirty one hundred Stevie.
1:01:17
Speaker 1: Does the phone still work?
1:01:19
Speaker 3: There's no phone in it. It's just the boot box, Okay.
1:01:22
Speaker 1: So I got knock five hundred off, all right, So
1:01:23
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with thirty nine hundred.
1:01:28
Speaker 3: Thirty nine hundred Crunchy.
1:01:32
Speaker 5: More than that, Jesus, I know.
1:01:33
Speaker 4: Right, I mean, I guess if it weighs a lot
1:01:36
Speaker 4: selling it by the way.
1:01:39
Speaker 5: I think it's more of the archonography than the way
1:01:41
Speaker 5: of it.
1:01:41
Speaker 3: Now.
1:01:42
Speaker 5: Yeah, forty seven hundred.
1:01:45
Speaker 3: Forty seven hundred, Augie, Wow, fucking hell uh?
1:01:49
Speaker 4: Just five grand?
1:01:50
Speaker 3: I guess five grand fucking box Crunchy, okay, six grand,
1:01:56
Speaker 3: six grand. I will call for final bits.
1:02:00
Speaker 1: Stevie sixty two fifty.
1:02:05
Speaker 3: Sixty two fifty Crunchy.
1:02:11
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't feel like.
1:02:13
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna You're gonna sick. You're sticking on six grand. Okay,
1:02:17
Speaker 3: ye Augie, do you want to overbid your bidder?
1:02:19
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm gonna bank on them going over.
1:02:22
Speaker 3: Okay, Stevie, you're stuck. I'm good. Okay, So the bids are,
1:02:28
Speaker 3: if you remind me of you were soggy, five grand,
1:02:30
Speaker 3: five grand, then six grand for Crunchy, then sixty two
1:02:33
Speaker 3: fifty for Stevie. The actual final auction price of this
1:02:38
Speaker 3: vintage British telephone booth is six thousand, six hundred and
1:02:45
Speaker 3: sixty four dollars. Ste Oh my goodness, just pipped you
1:02:51
Speaker 3: to the post, Crunchy.
1:02:52
Speaker 6: Sorry, God damn you. You're the fucking what I hate on.
1:02:57
Speaker 6: The price is right, it just goes one dollar more.
1:03:00
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, an, I played a win man, I played
1:03:03
Speaker 1: a win I.
1:03:04
Speaker 4: Hete playing this game is usually all right?
1:03:10
Speaker 3: Should we play the final one just for fun?
1:03:12
Speaker 10: Yes?
1:03:12
Speaker 3: All right. Our final item up forbids is this lot
1:03:15
Speaker 3: of rare coins. This lot of twenty British pre nineteen
1:03:20
Speaker 3: thirty three sovereign gold coins are rated brilliant and have
1:03:25
Speaker 3: not been circulated. And this listing goes to the one
1:03:28
Speaker 3: of you who bids closest to the final auction price
1:03:31
Speaker 3: without going over, Crunchy, We'll start with you once again.
1:03:37
Speaker 3: I'm twenty rare gold coins.
1:03:42
Speaker 5: How you wear gold coins nineteen thirty three? There's probably
1:03:46
Speaker 5: some value in the age. There's probably some value in
1:03:48
Speaker 5: the gold. Let's say four hundred, four hundred OGGI.
1:03:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, ninety nine forty Crunchy.
1:04:05
Speaker 6: Oh we doing stupid numbers now, fucking all right?
1:04:09
Speaker 3: One O two four, one thousand, twenty four dollars Stevie,
1:04:14
Speaker 3: how many coins are there? Twenty?
1:04:16
Speaker 1: Oh my god, eight thousand, eight thousand, Crunchy.
1:04:23
Speaker 6: What the fuck? H number one? What the fuck for
1:04:26
Speaker 6: one thousand and eight thousand, number two? That still does
1:04:28
Speaker 6: he get fun.
1:04:29
Speaker 5: With Jesus.
1:04:32
Speaker 4: Hell?
1:04:37
Speaker 6: Crunchy, you consider it would be five figure? Yeah, one
1:04:43
Speaker 6: one seven four to.
1:04:44
Speaker 3: Two, eleven thousand and one, seven hundred forty two dollars.
1:04:49
Speaker 3: Eleven thousand, seven hundred forty two dollars. I will call
1:04:52
Speaker 3: final bids, Augie.
1:04:59
Speaker 5: How am I breaking you with the.
1:05:01
Speaker 4: Yeah? You really are?
1:05:03
Speaker 5: Fuck uh this bit?
1:05:06
Speaker 4: I know I did ship just like you know a
1:05:11
Speaker 4: good good good twelve forty.
1:05:15
Speaker 3: One thousand, two hundred forty dollars.
1:05:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, okaya, or is you're already.
1:05:20
Speaker 3: In the eleven thousand five figures. You're doing four.
1:05:25
Speaker 4: Oh, eleven thousand, twelve thousand, twelve thousand, says Augie Crunchy.
1:05:33
Speaker 6: I'm staying where I am.
1:05:34
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:05:34
Speaker 3: Probably he's only two hundred and fifty bucks above you.
1:05:39
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they gold over.
1:05:40
Speaker 4: Anyway or ok, or it might be that close. Eric, No, yeah,
1:05:46
Speaker 4: not even good.
1:05:48
Speaker 3: You're good. Yeah, you're leaving your bid at eight thousand.
1:05:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, five dollars.
1:05:52
Speaker 3: Semi bids eight thousand, Crunchy bids eleven thousand, seven hundred
1:05:56
Speaker 3: and forty two dollars, and Augie bids twelve thousand. So
1:06:00
Speaker 3: which one of you is actually the one using weird numbers?
1:06:04
Speaker 3: The actual final auction price you could have stuck to
1:06:08
Speaker 3: weird numbers. It's thirteen thousand and one fifty eight.
1:06:12
Speaker 4: Wow.
1:06:14
Speaker 3: So he wins yet again because Crunchy let himself be
1:06:18
Speaker 3: overbid yet again. I gotta take it back, sir, you
1:06:23
Speaker 3: gotta take it back.
1:06:25
Speaker 5: No, I'll let you come back to me.
1:06:27
Speaker 3: That's right.
1:06:28
Speaker 6: I like to force it back court.
1:06:31
Speaker 4: Well, he lets us win to feel better.
1:06:34
Speaker 3: This means that Augie has three wins, which means he
1:06:38
Speaker 3: wins the game and wins three points for his team,
1:06:42
Speaker 3: which means the Dream Team have won six points to zero.
1:06:47
Speaker 3: To be fair, it was a lopsided contest from the
1:06:50
Speaker 3: start it was. And also Crunchy did say that he
1:06:54
Speaker 3: just let us wine because we kind of needed a
1:06:58
Speaker 3: win this week. So thank you much.
1:07:01
Speaker 6: You needed your British daddy, said Kevin.
1:07:05
Speaker 3: Yes, brit Daddy takes such good care of us and
1:07:10
Speaker 3: it is it is appreciated, sir.
1:07:12
Speaker 1: We should do a candy exchange brit Daddy.
1:07:14
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we haven't done it, while we should do
1:07:17
Speaker 7: one anyway. Uh, it falls for me to thank uh
1:07:22
Speaker 7: this spectacular human being, Crunchy Crunchy, where can.
1:07:25
Speaker 3: People find you? If you want to be found? Do
1:07:27
Speaker 3: you have anything you want to plug? What's going on?
1:07:29
Speaker 5: I'm going to be in a field dressed like a cow.
1:07:34
Speaker 6: Nothing to plug, just my general awesomeness, but most important
1:07:37
Speaker 6: to you guys as well. Again, as always, thank you
1:07:39
Speaker 6: very much for allowing me on this madness because you
1:07:42
Speaker 6: know it's been much needed this week, not just for
1:07:44
Speaker 6: yourselves but for me as well, So you.
1:07:47
Speaker 3: Are welcome, sir.
1:07:48
Speaker 4: Anytime everybody's frustrated, everybody's upset, but now is the time
1:07:52
Speaker 4: to just litteral all out and then.
1:07:55
Speaker 3: Take care of each other. Yeah, that's what we do
1:07:58
Speaker 3: around here, and it is very much appreciated that it
1:08:02
Speaker 3: is reciprocated, sir. We will not forget absolutely, and I
1:08:06
Speaker 3: of course have to thank the dream team themselves, Steevie
1:08:10
Speaker 3: and Augie, thank you for putting up such a good
1:08:12
Speaker 3: game and for being my friend for two hundred and
1:08:15
Speaker 3: forty two episodes and then.
1:08:17
Speaker 1: So many as as long as friends, that's as long
1:08:20
Speaker 1: as we're in friends, just as our friends.
1:08:24
Speaker 3: When the recording.
1:08:24
Speaker 1: Does, yep and then nope, done and reignites time and.
1:08:29
Speaker 3: I disappear into the into the gray. Where can people
1:08:37
Speaker 3: find you, Stevie?
1:08:39
Speaker 1: Just find me online Midnight Smoke or or if you'd
1:08:43
Speaker 1: like you go to Audible or even Amazon. I believe
1:08:47
Speaker 1: you can get the Thane Audio book and you can
1:08:50
Speaker 1: find me as one of the cast members in there.
1:08:53
Speaker 3: So yep. My voice is the character of Jamie. It's
1:08:57
Speaker 3: a weird coincidence that he's playing a stoner.
1:08:59
Speaker 1: Right, What the chances?
1:09:01
Speaker 3: What are the chances? It's almost like the character was
1:09:03
Speaker 3: written for him right for the next studio. Yeah, yes, sir, yeh, yes, sir.
1:09:09
Speaker 3: I got to work a British character in somewhere.
1:09:11
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, Hey, none of us are pulling off
1:09:14
Speaker 4: a British accent.
1:09:15
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now, single one of us.
1:09:20
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:09:20
Speaker 6: Maybe I'll let you pull off though.
1:09:29
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah?
1:09:32
Speaker 1: Oh?
1:09:32
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1:09:34
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Speaker 4: Why, because that's why, that's.
1:11:15
Speaker 3: Why I went a little gentler at this time.
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Speaker 3: A little bit because that's why I was being super gentle,
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