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DONKEY: Man Robs Kwik Shop Using Hostess Cinnamon Roll Box · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I was donkey up today. Damn he hogged donkey to day.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to be donkey today no more. They
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  Speaker 1: should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: making new people do these things.
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  Speaker 2: Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me
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  Speaker 2: off guard. Damn Charla man who got the donkey out
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  Speaker 2: of the day today? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Donkey today?
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  Speaker 3: For Thursday, February twenty ninth, last day of Black History Month,
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  Speaker 3: goes to a twenty four year old man named Isaiah
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  Speaker 3: bar two. Isaiah is from Nebraska, Ladies and getlemen.
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  Speaker 1: In in Nebraska. He might be.
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  Speaker 3: It just depends on your definition of ill. Okay, by
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  Speaker 3: ill you mean mentally, Yeah, that's probably true. See, Isaiah
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  Speaker 3: was looking for a sweet licky. Y'all know what a
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  Speaker 3: sweet lick is, right, Huh, all your toxic studs, calm down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about that kind of sweet lick, all right, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about the kind of sweet lick that the
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  Speaker 3: Urban Dictionary defines his easy money. Basically, if I wanted
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  Speaker 3: to rob you, make something from you, it would be
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  Speaker 3: easy to do so. I guess Isaiah, knowing he had
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  Speaker 3: a sweet lick, decided to use something sweet to get
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  Speaker 3: the lick off all the toxic studs out there, like
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  Speaker 3: Uncle Sharlah, What are you talking about? Why do you
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  Speaker 3: keep talking about sweets and licks? You're making us hungry
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  Speaker 3: and horny.
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  Speaker 1: I'm anshop. Well, let's go to ten eleven Now News
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  Speaker 1: for the report. Police.
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  Speaker 4: A Lincoln man is in jail or accused of holding
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  Speaker 4: up a Quick Shop and taking money from the register.
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  Speaker 4: Police say Isaiah bar Two walked into the store earlier
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  Speaker 4: this week and demanded money and employee tels officers. Bar
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  Speaker 4: Two had a Hostess cinnamon roll box over his hand,
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  Speaker 4: making them believe he was armed with a gun. Now,
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  Speaker 4: they gave him money and he took off. Investigators say
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  Speaker 4: bar Two was later found nearby with a handgun. I
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  Speaker 4: don't get him money and meth. He's facing a number
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  Speaker 4: of charges, including for robbery and weapons violations.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. This is what I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: If you actually had a handgun that police caught you with,
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  Speaker 3: Lada to the robbery. Why would you rob quick Shop
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  Speaker 3: with a box of Hostess cinnamon rolls?
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  Speaker 1: What is the reason you had a pistol? But you
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  Speaker 1: decided to use pastries? This man has a gun tat
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  Speaker 1: it on his right forearm.
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  Speaker 3: Why I don't know, because clearly it's just for show,
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  Speaker 3: because he chose cinnabuns over guns.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I like cinna buns over guns too, especially when I'm
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  Speaker 3: high off marijuana with the munchies and when I'm at
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  Speaker 3: Charlston International Airport, but not when robbing a quick shop. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: we all play too much, all right. I don't understand
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  Speaker 3: why humans play with their.
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  Speaker 1: Own lives and the lives of others.
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  Speaker 3: You go in quick shop with a box of cinnamon rolls,
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  Speaker 3: not a person behind the counter is fin for their
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  Speaker 3: life because they think you got a gun. They might
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  Speaker 3: have a gun, and they might be fast on the draw.
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  Speaker 3: Next thing you know, you dead over a Danish How
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  Speaker 3: you gonna explain that in the afterlife?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Sitting in hell over Hostess cinnamon rolls eternal hell fire
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  Speaker 3: for cinnamon swirrels. The news report says the female clerk
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  Speaker 3: feared the container of Hostess cinnamon rolls contained a handgun,
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  Speaker 3: That's why she gave up the money.
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  Speaker 1: But no, it was just individually.
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  Speaker 3: Wrapped frosted pastries. Young lady, you did the right things.
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  Speaker 3: Drop on the cluthes box of that young lady. This
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  Speaker 3: isn't social media where you have time to figure out
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  Speaker 3: if something is real or not.
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  Speaker 1: Quick shopping' dying for you.
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  Speaker 3: Give that man a couple of dollars for his latest
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  Speaker 3: meth habit and move on.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know whether the blameness on the meth or
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  Speaker 3: the current society we live in.
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  Speaker 1: See.
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  Speaker 3: I understand drugs make you do something strange for a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of change, but we also just live in
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  Speaker 3: a strange society. It's a bizarre world where a man
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  Speaker 3: would absolutely leave his pistol at home but put his
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  Speaker 3: hostess in a gun hoster to go rob the quick shops,
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  Speaker 3: only to get caught and charged for his pistol later.
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  Speaker 3: Some don'ty today is just sell themselves. Please give Isaiah
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  Speaker 3: bar two to sweech downs of the Hamilton's.
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  Speaker 1: You all.
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  Speaker 3: Oh the day, ye oh the day.
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  Speaker 1: Ye.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why you squeezing that bottle of water
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  Speaker 2: like that?
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  Speaker 1: That really gets to me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why. It's like why why you just
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  Speaker 2: won't just why do you have to squeeze the bottle
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  Speaker 2: of water like that?
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  Speaker 1: Look at that? But he does that with everything like
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  Speaker 1: he's very rough paused with everything. You see the way
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  Speaker 1: No, we're not judging you.
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  Speaker 2: We want you to take better care of yourself and
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  Speaker 2: calm down.
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