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98: Q&A - Cat Scratch Fever · Wine & Audacity

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, yeah, like I I took him like if
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the bathroom, like I'll take him to
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: the would take your son because she you know, he's
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: been working all day. So now I onna told him.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: He in the little bathtub and he playing. He was
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: playing with the little thing. I'm saying, like he just
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: he said, give me give me a five with my
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: green hand.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: He like, and then bit the ear.
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, you gotta think about it
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: Nigga, you don't tell me what the dude. Well, I
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: realized that, but I didn't know. I did realize last night.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you are my son, yo, kid.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: We was watching the little conspiracy theories about like America's
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Next Time Model and Tyer Banks.
• 1:12
  Speaker 4: They show being a demon.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: They always showed the clip when she when she screamed
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: at the girl laughing, you are not get my baby.
• 1:22
  Speaker 4: You're like a fucking empathy. You got the empathy of
• 1:25
  Speaker 4: a fucking no. I look at him.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: I looked at I was like, you're gonna be in trouble.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Your teacher gonna yell at you, yo, and you're gonna laugh.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you think it's funny, I'm sorry. It's
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: it's not funny.
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: It's just that you yelling.
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: Like I was like, yea, oh, why are you yelling?
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Because because then I asked him. Then he then he
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: kind of like yeo. He kind of like yelled at me.
• 1:54
  Speaker 4: I was like, yo, who are you talking to you?
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: And then he farted and then it's like so now
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting here like old him.
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: He can yell at you. I mean, you know, I mean,
• 2:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not really sorry, but I just like it was
• 2:07
  Speaker 4: appropriate to say at the moment.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he fighted, and then now we're both like.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, is that better? Alrighty she said, she said
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: some more.
• 2:20
  Speaker 4: I thought it was a little appropriate to tell him
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: that he can yell at you. Oh but well, and
• 2:28
  Speaker 4: I told him and that if you put your hands.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: On him, the mother teeth coming top teeth coming through.
• 2:34
  Speaker 4: Point growing up.
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, let me.
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: See them teeth.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: And he was like like he bit down.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh yep, because now I mean the
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: first you know, first like here, like he bit my
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: finger and it's like you just feel the two bottom.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, oh, ship, like oh, hey,
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: you pinch.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: It now, like like I feel that pinch my niece.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: Look at him like you know. I'm like, you got him.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: It don't hurt anybody, I said. I was like, yeah,
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: now because now because now he's baking like that little
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: bit of skin. Like before it was just the whole finger.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Now it's like that little bit, Like yeah, now he pinching. Nope,
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: and them lord nails is razor blades.
• 3:15
  Speaker 4: Mm. Something gonna hurt. He's gonna keep doing it because
• 3:19
  Speaker 4: keep your asshole, you.
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: Know, especially at that age when they like to try ship,
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: they're gonna be being venturous, biting.
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: Like he squealed when I did this, Come in here, daddy.
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: Let me do it again, because I got the reaction
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: I wanted out out of your whole ass.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, kiddy that he hit me. I came in,
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: I plucked the ship out his ass. I was like, hey,
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: you don't hit your mother. Look you like, I just
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: like I beat your little ass, so you don't do that.
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: Why do I keep just connecting the damn headphones be
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: starting season three off on the wrong foot.
• 3:51
  Speaker 4: God damn, hold on, get up on the good foot ship.
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: I swear I haven't been drinking today. All I had
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: was water in the breakfast. I have not had my
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: I haven't had my coffee. That's probably why. Okay, I
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: can do with that.
• 4:05
  Speaker 4: You came in here, I can get caffeinated.
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know I was late, you know, so
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to add extra time.
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: I ain't.
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: I know. I know that's startingough new year on good foot.
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: You know I can't. I knew I was late, so
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't stop it dunking to get my coffee.
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: So I'm ready. Late.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, you could have deal with like the teachers say,
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: men late. You could have bought a Nigga donut.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: I mean to be honest, I mean to be fair
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: that this you do like nigga, don't say everybody.
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: Like, Look, I know I'm late, but I got you.
• 4:38
  Speaker 4: I got you a sold of fun of I have
• 4:40
  Speaker 4: no idea who this guy is.
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: I think what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna treat myself
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: to one of those what was that drink we got
• 4:46
  Speaker 3: from Starbucks some one time showing the apple side of spring.
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: I've been fighting myself not to go get one of
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: those because we're not supposed to be Starbucks, correct, So yeah.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okid it got me something from there and
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: I just put like the little apple side of the
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: druzzale on.
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: It, and it was like a like a white chocolate.
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: This is a a gingerbread child.
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: Sorry she got that cookie butter juont.
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: I love cookie butter, but I feel like that's too
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: much sugar in the damage.
• 5:21
  Speaker 4: Rink il it's gonna send me to the bathrooend, Like
• 5:25
  Speaker 4: my stomach can be boxing like dugy frush iron like dry.
• 5:29
  Speaker 4: I got shipped to do today and you have shipped
• 5:33
  Speaker 4: to do?
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: You drink?
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: What of that? That's not the kind of ship I
• 5:38
  Speaker 4: was talking about. But yeah, we.
• 5:44
  Speaker 5: Boom boom, boom boom, and some water to keep me hydrated.
• 5:52
  Speaker 3: Like you saying, Seana, don't don't come up here.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: For five to seven seven minutes a lot of seven
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: business days.
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: Bro's going the bathroom for thirty five forty five minutes?
• 6:05
  Speaker 4: Does that? Does like the match actually work? I feel
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: like something explode. I don't know.
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: Now, it's you know, it's.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: It's just the idea, Like it's just the idea that
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: the smell from the match from the match. But it's yeah,
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: one little match and the big ass like the big
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: gass bathroom like the square footage.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ship don't add up.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, they don't got it up the street. It's the apples.
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: I think it's the apple crisp oat milk machiatto. Yeah,
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: is that what it is that I had?
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: Sure? I never tried know we had something we was gingerbread.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I remember when you came in with that one.
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: Because it was hot ginger milk, gingerbread oat milk. Chy yep, yep, yep, yep.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: It's saved as a favorite. Damn straight. I'm gonna treat
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: myself to this after when I leave it. It's my
• 6:59
  Speaker 3: it's my bedroot for the.
• 7:00
  Speaker 4: Day, your beverage.
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: They ain't got no coffee and it's just child. But
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: in any event, because we almost ten minutes in talking shit,
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: now my niggas.
• 7:13
  Speaker 4: Season three, Season three, we back, bitches.
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: We's back for season three of this goddamn podcasts, more titties,
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: a lot more.
• 7:21
  Speaker 4: Did you like what I did with the outro last
• 7:23
  Speaker 4: let'sten talk with it?
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: I was like I was in head, like we're back
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: with more. Okay, remix remixing this ship.
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: And Seanna, your giggle was was well timed.
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: It was it was I was like, Okay, I like that.
• 7:36
  Speaker 3: I like that when I downloaded you know, the licensed music,
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: because you know, we didn't pay for that. We got
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: like seven tracks and I only used the same intro
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: and outro track for all what ninety eight episodes? Now,
• 7:48
  Speaker 3: so I was like, let me see what else was
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: in this folder that I never used, and I listened
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: to I was like, wait this, get this work as
• 7:55
  Speaker 3: a as a new tro so my nigga.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: And then you know, so when we do when we
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: do no parts, you know we got we go month
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: from now, I understand, but you know you have all
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: you got designated track for that?
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: What vogue beats not.
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: Ship? What song is that?
• 8:23
  Speaker 4: I think I heard this before the Burners? What song
• 8:33
  Speaker 4: is that?
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  Speaker 6: Sean?
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  Speaker 3: I never heard that one?
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: This said the Burner.
• 8:39
  Speaker 4: The somebody need to do that? Yeah, that's funny. And
• 8:48
  Speaker 4: then just got but no, somebody should use that as
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: an intro to a song. If y'all do I want
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: credit because it was my fun an idea the Bernards.
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: Anyway, let's get back to that before we get distracted again.
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: Welcome to this week's episode of Wine and Audacity, the Podcast,
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: Season three, Season three, Season three, My God.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Happened Martin Luther King Day oh ship it.
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: Is well, I have a dream. I had one too
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: last night. I am your host brand. It's a card.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: I am not man Luther King J. But I am brain.
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: It's car like I just said, And I'm joining by
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: two of my favorite people in the world. How are
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: your niggas feeling this week?
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: Welcome Back, We Back with more audacity. Season three Season
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: Season goddamn three.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: That nigga said, I had a dream last night too.
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: I had a nightmare.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: But okay, what make you have meet mail?
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: Not meet mam?
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: I call you nique mail.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: But mm hmmm mm hmm. I don't think I won't
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: beat him.
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: Hold up, wait a minute. You're not sure if he
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: was finished.
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: He had he wasn't. He didn't have a good twenty
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: twenty four.
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: A lot of people didn't.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: I just watched I just watched something last night that
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: said twenty twenty four was the messiest year.
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: This was the messiest year. Listen. Oh yeah, yeah it was.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, twenty four was a real Yeah, twenty four
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: was a real messy year.
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah. Yeah.
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: Everybody got exposed. He was exposing everybody in twenty four.
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: I was like, shit, I don't they don't dig nothing
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: up on my ass. I'm glad I ain't famous because
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: they told everybody fucking business.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: And the dude that did the video said he showed
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: it on.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: He showed a clip on that he talked about Jake
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Low and the being made it was he He was like,
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: you know what, that's probably gonna hunt me later.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: That is I'm prepared for it.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: That is why I've always been very mindful and with
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: the mutt Stick ship, I don't want to use the bird.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: I've always been mindful of what I post on the
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: Internet because that ship always loops back around.
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: Listen, So have y'all been on the Blue Sky? Did
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: you ever create a Blue Sky camp?
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: I did not.
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: I said I was gonna go back and do you one.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: I did, but I ain't.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: I ain't go I ain't go looking for people yet, Nigga.
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: I haven't really outside of being on the on the
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: podcast page, I haven't really been on.
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: It too much. Let me just say this, this is
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: the wild West like Twitter? Oh lord, Well, on my side,
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: I don't post nothing. Say this in advanced poles and
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: holes every damn day, I say, God, damn.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: I believe there be touring by, don't be talking about.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: I said, Nigga, mm hm, flip the phone over, baby,
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: you talk about spread eagle, spread eagle, condor pigeon. Oh lord,
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: you spread it, you spread it that thing, Nigga. I
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: can see your intestines from this front up. But over
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: on the on the regular black sky page, Baby, they
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: showing titties and everything. I said, is that a vagina.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: I ain't seen one of them in a minute. Bro
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: I said that she got some big ass aero.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: Oh lord, all right, so yeah.
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: They that they freak flags fly on on the on
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: the blue sky. I ain't mad at it.
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: I guess how I'm going there?
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: For research, she said, research purpose, research purposes, buzz bus.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: Buzz bus research.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Hey yo, speaking of buzz buzz. I'm walking.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I'm walking about to walk out the door and ship right.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: So when I look down, I see I see the
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: little purple. I was like, I'm I sit here, like
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: I was about to be like a yo, sean for real?
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Or what the lord? Your love your little little face.
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: Almost my face massager, And I was like I was
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: about say heyo for real? I would I was.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: Like, all right, this will be on for twenty twenty five.
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: Know they'd have been in a drawer in the closet
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: with the rest of them.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, yeah, now, who the fuck got
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: you that ship?
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I would have thanked them houses, Huh,
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: how would you have thanked them? I want to thank
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: him sat this.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Had this bitch and head sounded like Fergie trying to
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: say the national anthem.
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: So remember that video I sent you for Fergie thrust
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: over over Christmas, have.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: A good sad, don't dream and.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Jil child somebody wrote or somebody wrote the book that.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Had they had more flips in it.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: Baby listen. I didn't know what was going on, and
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: I was so bad as the time I didn't. I
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: was confusion.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: You were that up, y'all.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: I was confusion that ship boy. When I tell you,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I still watch that video. I still watched that her
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Get video, just to watch, just to watch Cardie and
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Cardia that miss rocking and everybody else trying not to laugh.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: I tend to rock, right, I don't want to laugh,
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: try to hold myself.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Together because that yeah, Cardi b was a national treasure.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: You couldn't tell her she wasn't singing.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: They say, what the fuck was that?
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: I was just trying something different.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Don't do that again, but don't you don't.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: That's like trying a different dish it Thanksgiving, you don't
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: But you make mac and cheese, you don't do that.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Nobody said make potato salad.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: I'm trying no new dishes that Thanksgiving, and that'll get
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: you cut it, get you cut, get you cut. You
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: make mac and cheese, okay, don't do just making mac
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: and cheese. Don't put no bread crumbs on it. I'm
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: gonna let you slide.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Don't change the cheese that a little bit of for
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: that little bit of yam juice in it, Okay, because
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: that was good cheese.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: But don't do that.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Again, just like you're supposed to put your greens next
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: to your hand and your turkey so the juice is
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: soaked up in it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Yo. When I said that lad, when I saw that
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: lady do that, when I saw the lady do the like,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: do the do the.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Mass jams inside the mac and cheese, then bake that ship.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: I was like, I tried. I was like, my back
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: just got big as a bitch right now. Mine was
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: already big, so lim.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: But I was like, yep, I'll bet you. I'll be
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: at your house. I'll be at your house and Thanksgiving.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I want that. I want that.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I'm the president of the BBB. What's the big bag braid?
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: It's fine, Everything's fine. It is what it is.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, Like I ain't look look, I ain't just I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: ain't just response. I'm a customer.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Bit like listen you two, that's BBB.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: I can't talk to so Shawna. I mean, I know
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: you had to work, nigga, But Shawna, how is your
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Christmas vacation?
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: It was wonderful? I said, absolutely nothing much.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Need to turn a.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Couple of books, play some games on my iPad, watch
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: some regularly ass t B movies, watched all the same
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Christmas movies that I watch every goddamn year. Watch a
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: couple of new movies on the Netflix. You know, set
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: a round in my Moon Moon lad in the bed
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: all day after Christmas.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, come on, more season, More Moves is back. Okay,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Like you know we want we want to see y'all.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I just like I just like.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I like it. I like the I don't know.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: How I feel about having a breeze on on on
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: my on my kibli kibbling.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Bits feel good. You supposed a lot of air out.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, but that feel good.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Get out the fresh off the shower, some lotion and
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I'm all on and put you a little moon move
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: on and just walk around and never nah.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: But you know, for for us as the us, the
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: man moves.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: It's a man move.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: My cousin had one on it. My other cousin move move.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Would have got it. Got a built in undercarriage, strap in.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Oor door or is it built like the belt like
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Missy like the trash bag Missy Waring.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Not that I can't stand the rain, trash man, I
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: feel not the episode walk around like you're fit to
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: get a red money. That's pretty much for the Man.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Movie from that.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, alright, I got you. That could be the song.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: You're getting a red money?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Oh what the time? But yeah, that's good.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, my my day was cool. House was empty good.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: You know. We woke up this the first time, like
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: the first time of the long time.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Well, we woke up before seven o'clock because usually we
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: just we just exchanged gifts at midnight and then sleeping.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: I only got up early Christmas. My kid wasn't here
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: and he decided to stay with his father for Christmas.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: It was the first since he'd been alive that he
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: didn't wake up at home.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, I sent you all the picture.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Was like to accept it. I did it eighteen years
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: I know I had to accept it, he said. I
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: told her said when he got a certain age to
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: make his own decisions. So the decision that he.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Made, yeah, because he probably he probably had a Christmas
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: gift open, probably had a couple of yehout.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: If you need easy access to without mind breathing down
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: this name.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Uh, but you also, I mean, all right, listen, young king,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: you ain't here, but.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I know you listen. I know you listen to us
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: on the slide.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: But it's not a gift.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: It's not It is a daddy.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: True ship, true ship, true.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Take it back to.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Use bubble rap to protect his upon delivery.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: Artists for me true true at a teen yeah at
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: eighteen yoh, Yeah, that ship is a gift and a blessing.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't always it ain't always coming, it ain't always
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: coming through coming through the pipeline.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Bron Some gifts keep on giving.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: So some gifts gifts you can't get rid of either.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: So you say bubble monk.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you don't want to know my stomach virus.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Want the mickey itch mm hmm memories.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Thank god, ain't that one though?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: You a saying, boy, no, no, disretrict than those who
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: have but.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah no no like listen, yeah cool, but.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Thank god a size effects. Side effects are fucking you know.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I mean that every time every time you lay down,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: every time you lay down, you you're always taking You're
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: always taking the risk. Hell, you puting your life on
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: the line, whether you're going, whether whether it's gonna be
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: something that you can't give up or a baby.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: And it's worse when the sex ain't that damn good
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: and you left with the part and gift like bitch.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: The sex was whack and you gave me crabs. But
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: what the ship is that?
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I am not speaking from experience by the word you
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: just want to put that out there. I'm not. I'm
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: really not.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Oh ship, that is a petty ass.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: And would that be a fucked up situation? The sex
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: was whack and you left with with crabs like.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: You just sucked me over all sorts of ways on
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: the front and them back in.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: That's what happened.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I hopeing it will never happen to me anyway. So yeah,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: my Christmas break was good. What did I do?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Slept in my kids, stay gone pretty much the whole
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Christmas break well, I mean yeah, it was just me
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: and do Well the boy and Brian occasionally he wasn't working. Yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: and ship like that. I did nothing that you should.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: You need time to decompressed, cooked a little something for
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: New Year's Eves and going away. Mm hmm what about it?
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: M Yeah, you know what's crazy about that? It's like, yo,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: now you've.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Really been in the mood to go out new Yeah,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: it's today expensive. Well like when my aunt was having
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: her New Year's eat parties, I was fine because I
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: knew I was around family and I was gonna eat good,
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: drink good. I was gonna somebody was gonna make sure
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I got home safely. I worry about nobody coming in
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: there at the stupid But she hadn't had a party
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: in a while. So because you've been trying to find
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: a new venue, but maybe next year.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, but when you really think about that ship, like,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, we at that age, like we're at the
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: age where we've already did it, and yeah, I think.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: We used to call New Year's Eve me and he
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: used to be the in Federal Hill, Yeah, Fells Point
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: or something. I liked Felt Point better because it was
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: more white people down felt I mean, I like the
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Federal Hill better.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: What you're trying to say? What was the white people?
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Because they used to because dollars, but we was leaving.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: With that still with that twenty dollars in their packet.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: I used to like to go to the clubs with them.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: All what you're drinking whatever it is you're drinking? All right?
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Like your hair is beautiful, bartender, what do you call that?
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: You you are gorgeous. I have gotten molested mostly by
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: white women. When I call party with the white people.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: They get very hit homosexual when they d so some
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: of them, y'all listen, that's that's what. They blame it
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: on the alcohol. Sure, sure, they blame little serious lesson
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: little serious. I didn't. I done got felt on this
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: and more stuff. I like playing grab ass this. This
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: is a lot, okay.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: And then they think then they think her name is exotic,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: they do so then they really are so now they
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: really because I know because her name is article and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: ship that's what they believe.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: They do it oh my god, what is your name mean?
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: And I was like, toughest hell from Cherry Hill. That's
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: what it means. When I go out.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I guess I have like the straight face. One of
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: my firsts told me, like a bounce a bouncer when
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I go out, So that's what nobody approached my ass.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Sometimes that was us know, some of my other friends
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: told me that. But I also noticed that when you
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: run into those people who are like touchy philly, yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: it's like I don't know you why you're touching me.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it becomes it's as I've gotten older, I don't
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: and you know, I'm a touchy, touchy philly person. I like,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: like I give people hugs and stuff like that, but
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: it it me Hell no, I don't do that. I
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: tell people like if somebody come to shake, Like if
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: somebody introduce me to somebody, they go to shake my hand,
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm a hugger and if they're not
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: a hugger, then I expect that. But most of the
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: times when I say that, they're like, oh okay, like
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: they trying to gauge how I feel and stuff like that.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: But some people are but she uh. Some some people
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: are very like I said, touchy feely and you know,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: like to just hug on people and stuff. You know,
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: alcohol affects everybody differently, of course, but when I used
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: to when we used to go out and stuff, and
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: especially going to party with the the they the y
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: t people down and federal will on fous point and
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: whatever else. They used to be very right utchy phi right.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: They want to department.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: They want to hug on you. And and like I said,
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: I got my white girl grabbed my titty one day
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I was confusion. I was like,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing my only one I went out, I
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: went out for just grabbed my titty. One girl smaking
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: me on my butt when she walked past me. But
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I was like, it's going on right now.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: That's one of my one of my pet peeves. Like
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I'm super conchous even when I'm I've been drinking and
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I'm out, like I had like I want this one
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: time and somebody came up and was like clearly drunk,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: but it was like being real, touch let.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Me, nigga, I don't.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know you like back up for one and
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: you don't touch me because I don't. I don't know you.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: You have different levels of drunk. Some people are very
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: touchy philly, some people are aggressive. Some people are like me,
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: I just want to crack jokes and laugh, think it's funny.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Cracking jokes is one thing, but people don't want.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Just grabbing on folks is not. And they go to
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: male and female because I notice it's a double standard
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: because if a man walk up grabbing on a woman,
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: like most of the time, all hell won't break lose
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: because you're doing But if a woman walk up and
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: grabbing a man lyne times out.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Of ten not for written and for me, it's not
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: even like an attractive thing.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I'm real.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: You don't know not to get all like woo woo
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: and ship, but people can touch you and put shit
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: on you. And not to say like I believe in
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: all this curses and ship.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: No, no, I give what you're saying.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Energy exchanges and transfers and all that stuff and mone
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: like I said, I don't know you, so I don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: know what type of ship you got going on within you,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: and you're touching me.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: And that's how a lot of people don't like a
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: lot of women don't like for people to touch their
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: stomachs when they're pregnant, y, because you don't know what
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: kind of energy you you know, you exchanging with folks.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: And I remember what and Trey was born if I
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: had trade, and I went to my job so you know,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: everybody can meet him or whatever. I happen to be
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: out going to the doctors to day, so I stopped
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: down my job so they can see him. And one
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: of my co workers kept reaching out to try to
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: touch him, and my other cowork kept locking her, like
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: and put your hands on that damn baby. And later
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: on she was like, I wan't gonna let her touch
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: that baby. She don't like to wash her hands. And
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: I bust out laughing and I was like, girl, thank you,
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: cause you ain't gonna putting nose stuff alockers Ay, yes,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: he's on my fucking son and he a new born.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Don't don't touch my paper man. So I understand why
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: she kept doing that. But yeah, energy, energy exchanges and
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: transparent and shit is real. That's why you gotta be
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: careful what the fuck you lay down with, because that
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: that ship is real.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Wild Well as well discovered the next week's episode. Some
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: people don't learn that lesson, but lessons. Let's move on
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: from off, Let's move on. Yeah, my Christmas break was good.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I went to Key's house shout out to Key out
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: forever fourth co hosts we did. Went there for her
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: her family's Christmas brunch.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I was on the wife one omelet.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Bar you were. They was working like he brewce leave did.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I did my part, but it was good.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: That it was a good time. Got to see Key,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: her sisters, her nephews were there. Don't take out camera
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: for Christmas?
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: He was trying figure out ho to take for us.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Don't look the fro he was like, I'm a sticky
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: love you the camera, bro. You can get you want
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: to do with it? Left there, went to my sister
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Toya's house. So she didn't actually start doing until six.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: So when I got there like two thirty, she was
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: still cooking in a bonnet. I said, oh, hey, sis,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: why hang out with you for a couple minutes. So
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I was there for a hour. Then I left him
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: with to my Auntrocious house and was there from like
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: be four. I walked in the door for like four
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: ten and my arm was like, I said, yeah, no
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: more time. I've been in town for like six hours.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Then that's what. Yeah, I'm always I'm always late for
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: stuff that more time.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Don't look at your it ain't broke. It ain't broke, bitch.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I'm here, y'all know I can't show up point case
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: in point today, niggas. I mean, you know, I can't
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: show up on time.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Brand say nothing.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: It's not egregious. Like I did show three hours late.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: You know I didn't say no.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I housetopped Christmas.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I went back to Toyoa's house after
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: everybody had left, and my sister was a I saw
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: my nephew Derek talk ship for like an hour or so,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: and then, oh Ship, how you doing good?
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Brand? To tell Aaron what you called her? What did
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: you say your sister? Your other sister gave her?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: So I will say that, and y'all not gonna understand
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: these joke sos. Y'all don't have the contacts. I think
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: if I've mentioned in the previous episode, cool if you
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: understand the cool. If not, then you just don't get it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Why they're gonna laugh for what I'm about to say.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: So when I got there at about about eight o'clock,
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: my sister was she was like in a fury like
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: wrapping up like that and even the punchline next, I
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: was setting up the joke. When I got there back
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: at eight o'clock, she was like packing up really, like
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: not furiously, but she was like intently moving around packing herself.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: She can go, And I was like, oh, you in
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: the rest were to go get somebody, some throat or something.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Let us spend this week's episode of Winding Out Dad.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: She the podcast episode one, season three, shake y'all a listener?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Is she moving around like a mad death person.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: She's not deaf. She can hear. She can't we can't
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: hear her, but she can't hear.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: But he said she was going to get somebody's throat.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I said, good night, Brandon, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I don't say nothing. I said, damn you, I ain't
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: seen you move this fast than that, so please don't
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: talk to me. She didn't call him.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: No, So Christmas, so I left there and I went
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: home and my people gave me so I bought. I
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: bought myself a PlayStation five for my birthday slash Christmas
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: gift because I didn't want to pay for the post
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: tear prices. When that motherfucker goes into the office and six.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Six days big.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Back to what we were saying. Good, happy thoughts, happy thoughts,
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: happy thoughts. I bought myself a PlayStation and five for
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: my birthday slash Christmas gift to myself, and I got
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: like almost two hundred dollars worth of PlayStation gift cards.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I said, down right, nick.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I love I love y'all.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I really love y'all. So I got my my PlayStation
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: network membership for the year. And here I got uh.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I already had grand that par though called The Duty
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: six and Mortar Kombat one, and I sat, coming, come on,
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: I got I gotta buy extra control for something, got
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: on control. But yeah, yeah, come on down to the
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: house play say some more.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: To combat shit, it's serious.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I started the game to see like what was happening,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: and I did like a practice round with like some
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: character I picked.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that's cool.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: To TV was all huge and in my face having lasses,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: and I was like, that's.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: A lot of blood shit, Oh damn. But no.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I did that for like maybe twenty minutes. But then
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: I started playing campaign mode and Call of Duty and goyly,
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I think I've clocked I'm not done yet, but I'm
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: about about a week week through vacation, about forty hours
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: playing the game story mode.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Welcome back to the Game of Life.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Man. Look the last Christmas.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: The last game I stationed the not station ship. The
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: last system I had was a PS three and the
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: last game I played on that was Grand Theft Auto
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: four four.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: What day you're on sixty two? Now? Well? Six?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Six don't come out to the end of the year. Okay,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: they need to be on sixty three because Grand Theft
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Auto five came out in twenty fourteen, so it took
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: them eleven years to come out with six. They released
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: a trailer at the end of twenty twenty three saying
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: that Grand Theft Auto six was coming at twenty twenty five. Now,
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I did some googles, did my research on the boy
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Jeens Report, and I g in and all that. Like
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: the gamer sites, they're not playing on dropping grandfed all
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: the six until Christmas is twenty twenty five, So we guys.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Still got that. I know what your Christmas present is.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Let me know in advance. If y'all don't tell me
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: you're getting it, I will get out well don't know
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: when to drive, cause if it come out before Christmas,
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I'm about I'm a pre order and you don't even
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: make your money on it. But we'll talk about that
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: when we get close to.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: At that point, at that point, you're gonna, you're just gonna,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you just gonna give money.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Just give them gift God, that's all I need. Give
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: me a gift card, one.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Of my one of my one of my one of
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: my parents.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Like they gave they gave me the PlayStation gift God.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I mean, I'm sorry to get
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: my xby GT firt.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I was like, for me, for me, Well, I got well.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: I started at Key's house, and then I went to
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: my cousin's house because she had brunch too. And then
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: I left my cousin's house, went to sit with my
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: grandmother for a little bit, and then from my grandmother's house,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: I went to my aunts house. That's where ended the night.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: And then I came home got the bid. I got
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: some pretty cool gifts. My aunt got me a this
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: little mini massage that's supposed to be for your face
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: and your neck and stuff. My aunt, my sister cousin
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: shut up Baron and I finally got an Insta pot Oh,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: he got me an insta pot. Key's mother got me
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: some customized wine glasses. One of them has my name
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: on him and the other one had Sophia on it
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: and it says picture it Baltimore nineteen eighty six on it,
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Hey Hey, which happens to be by Twitter hair do
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: but in my ex hand. And what else did I get?
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: My mom got me some slippers and some money. Comfortable
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: ass Nike slippers, comfortable as fuck. They got further on them,
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: got im boogie, I got further.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what my mother got me.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: And uh and my other mom she got me some stuff. Uh,
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I forgot what hell she got me is sitting in here?
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: What else? I actually came home with more stuff for
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: trade than I did from my dad going. So I
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: came home loaded down for his ass because everybody love
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: that little boy. And uh, I had to ask him
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: getting ball a couple of hours because I think he
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: got a bunch of gift called I take that listen
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: and oh lord, I'm missing stuff. My aunt got me
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: this little mini chopper thing, which I think they must
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: have been on sale because she got everybody one cot
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: and uh oh, and my and my big sister kid
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: kid got me in key tickets to a concert.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Oh what's up?
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Old school show gyrol Aashaunty Life Jennings mess, I think
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: it is, and she's trying to she she sent me
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: a text some but want to play a game, And
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: she started sending me a bunch of means and took
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: me a second to catch on to what the hell
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: she was saying. And I was like, oh, that's what
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: you told me. My bad. I was half sleep when
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: you sent that text. I'm sorry. Yeah, I had a
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: pretty good Christmas, pretty good Christmas, relax. Got chased a
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: new toy to make noise that she keep coming over,
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: and she sniffed and rolling around a little and be like, oh,
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: okay the business mm hmm around here somewhere.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: It's like, look, I don't look, I don't know. I
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: don't know just yet.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: But she an't be playing with it sooner. She do
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: that with a lot, like I want to think I
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: got her something for Christmas last year. She just really
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: started playing with it. So she like ship she can
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: rip up out of gear that she can rip up.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: This year, I'm tired of picking up stuffing all over
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: the damn came downstairs one day because something had black
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: stuffing in and I thought it was a fucking spider
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: on the floor and I stomped on it. It was
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: stuffing from one of her toys.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: She almost got put out, scared me in the middle
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: of the fucking night. I don't do spiders.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: They're good for the ecosys because they eat the stuff
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: that you don't want in your house.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I don't want none of it in my fucking house.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Spiders will eat it for you.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Take it outside.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: If you see a lot of spiders in your house
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: or one off. They eat like ants and sugars and
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: you know, millipieds and the pede stuff that you that
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: you don't want in your house.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Speaking centipees, I was laying in the big one day
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: and it was one crawling on my ceiling.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Did you say the song started playing my reb Jacks
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: not being here.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Like, oh lord, you know that's Brandon song. They came
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: on in the call one day and I said, how
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: the funk this ended up on my Apple Music. I
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: didn't dawnload this. I had a random stop. I said, hey, sarrih,
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: turn it off. You didn't want to hear something. Don't
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: want to know what the center B beat hot. No,
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to at that moment. What at that moment,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: I want that that's my ship. I can't talk the
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: centerped you. I was body rolling and I.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Get you doing.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: No body sitting at the stop like body rolling is wow?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: You can talk the centerp No. Yeah, well Sean got
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: off from the table, so.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nigga, you got up ship. Damn we already forty
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: minutes in niggas, we ain't done ship yet. So yeah,
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I needed the time off to to, you know, just decompress.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I caught up on a lot of sleep. I got
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: some good books for Christmas. The PlayStation, got a couple
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: of games.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: What else you got over the du.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Oh Grand Theft Auto five which I just beat story hold.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: On again and that's the one five. That's the wrong
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: way you're playing three different stores. Yeah, I like, I mean,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Bring back crash Band.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: They got crash bandicoot they did.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, it's it's on. It's on the Xbox
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Game Pass right now, and.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: It don't play this your network to tray won't come
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: home and be sitting in his room, like because they
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: played you know what you're gonna say, really really mom Like, yeah, nigga, mother,
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: I paid go do some schoolwork. Right. Oh now that's petty,
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: unhand me, that's petty as fun. I'm sitting there watching
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: m T. And he looks like he's packing weed, and
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I just had a flash back.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so, it's it's that mind.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: You know this how you know we're getting older because
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: you take pleasure and simple ship like like making like
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: your own tea like Barron loosely t and ship and
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: having a whole set up.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: He fancy you got the whole little I need to
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I need to there's this I'm thinking of t V,
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: which closed. Unfortunately they all on Starbucks. Now, yeah, there's
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: a store on Teame Street down and Fel's point the cells.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: It's across from Soundgarden that sells loosely, loosely teased and
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: like herbs and stuff. And I was down there with
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: a friend after we went to dinner and I was like, oh,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: they got teasing. I was like, oh, they closed, but
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: they got teasing herbs and to come back down here.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Then I go and had the kind of herbs
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: I want because my job is hated.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't. I don't. I don't indulge in those
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: kinds of herbs, so never have.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: But like with the loose leaf and stuff like that,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: my follow mental bomb water.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: That's my guy. That's my guy right there.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I love him.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna order something from him. I love it, Like
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: let's make some tea. Yeah, like you want me to
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: make it such and such, such and such tea, okay, okay.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: And you watch him, I love him.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: You watch him with the with the with the mortar
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: and he started grinding and then he like he does
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: like he does the piraide himself.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: I was like that, mm hmmm. I'm gonna order some stuff.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, yo, that tea probably tastes good
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: as a bitch because you just made that and you
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: dry your own stuff.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: I like the simple tease, like green tea, but you're
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: adding like like like like mango or like like berries
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: or something like that, like simple. I don't need like
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: a child over over easy with with scramble cheese. Wait
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: a minute, how do you scramble cheese? I don't know.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: So with so with this one, so with this dargeonn
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: tea at work. We you know, they get they get
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: the kids the fruit. So the kids that don't eat
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: the fruit that they don't eat. I took it. I
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: took it with with a spoon fork and like mash
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: it up and I'm poured it in. Uh poor the
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: pour the tea on top.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh damn hm. That was a great like,
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: that was a great time.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: During nap time.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I had my little tea and I was sitting there
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: doing my lesson playing. All the kids were sleep. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: was like, this naptime went smooth, little too sniggers.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: I took a nap beautiful.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I don't still don't like him.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: I took a nap accident the other day.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Understand you don't like I mean I could see what
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: because I mean, you're very You're very active, and you're
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: a very active and productive person. So when you do so,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: when you do taking that, bro, you kind of feel
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: like yo, you know, you wake up feeling like yo,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: where the fuck did they go? I could have I
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: could have mal practical. I could have I could have
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: threw a little of clothes in the washing machine.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah's a accident.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: No, No, them the ones that them, the ones that
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: kind of like creep up on you. You fall asleep
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: and ain't had no intention on falling asleep. H I
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: just seen a girl. I just s seend the video
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: of the girl saying, Yo, falling sleep. This is an ability,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: and you can lose that ability to just fall asleep. Yeah,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: but you wake up like god, damn it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was watching the damn movie and I was like, oh, yeah,
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: this is gonna be a good movie. It's gonna be see.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: I don't even turn my TV on my room, never,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: never have, but rarely if I'm sick, Like I said before,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sick or in there like folding clothes or doing
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: something in my room that I cut on TV too.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: But I mean I can't fall asleep.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I mean like I mean, like we talked about before,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: it's like I think a lot of us didn't that
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: didn't have the TV in neigh room growing up. It's
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: like it's kind of weird to have the TV and
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: you know, had the TV now because it's like you.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Used to like watching it outside, watching that, like watching
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: it in the living room, and then when you go
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: in your room, it's like I'm going to be.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: I've always had a TV and fall back as I
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: can remember.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: It same, but thank you.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Should we get into this topic that we almost like
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: two hours in. Yeah, So this is the first episode
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: of season three. Welcome back to you know, new season,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: a new episode of Wind and Our Dad cated the
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: podcast we missed y'all kind of kind of sort of
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: a little bit a little bit And since you know,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: you should do our cumunity episodes on the second week.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: But since this is the first episode of the year
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: and it's the third Wednesday in January, this will be
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: January's cumuny episode. So today, what fuck have you got
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: for us this week? Sean, here we go.
• 44:43
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• 44:49
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• 44:56
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• 44:58
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• 45:25
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• 45:27
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• 45:31
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• 45:45
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• 45:53
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• 45:58
  Speaker 4: that day show. That was a good freaking over there.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Oh bad? Any who? Uh, we beat y'all season three
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: with more fuckery. And since we are back on season
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: three with more fuckery and more audacity, and we ain't
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: drinking wine a day, but we got something with a
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: little licky in it. I am starting on Brandon's favorite thread.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: In twenty twenty five, the Six Brown Chicks are back.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Y'all go ahead?
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Oh lord, okay. My girlfriend of nine months asked me
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: to watch her cat and apartment while she was out
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: of town. I did, and I entertained a female friend
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: in her house as well. The cat licked cocaine residue
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: off the coffee table. And raced through the house, knocking
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: things over. It also pounced my female friend and clawed
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: her face. My female friend called the police and tried
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: to get the cat put down. Did not happen. She
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: also demanded money for plastic surgery and wanted my girlfriend's
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: homeowners insurance to file a clam. Her face looks like
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: she was slapped by friend and she will see you.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: How do I prevent this from going any further? This
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: woman was not supposed to be in my girlfriend's house,
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: and I don't want to lose my girlfriend over this.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Help p s. The cat still licks tables in the
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: text because it's looking for more cocaine.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: So we were from Cocaine Bear to Cocaine Pussy.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's exactly what happened.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Episode title Cocaine Pussy.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Let me let me take some notes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I like that though, I like it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Can you say if we could pop pop that Kuchi?
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: Hold on your hold on face coming Chap coming, Chap coming,
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Chap there come?
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: What's what song is that?
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Hold on?
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Wait?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Wait now, hold on, I got it, I got it,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I got it on my likes to Spotify whole sight.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Hey nothing, oh ship.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: But uncle Luke popped that pussy. I'm sure hopefully I'll
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: be able to find it, good little.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: If we can't find that we'd used pussy popping by uh,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: the fact.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: That she said so the cat went crazy and got
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: the slicing and diceing.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: He got the slicing and dicing. That's what happened.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: But it was the girl's cat, not his.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: It was the girl's cat. But he had the bitch
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: in the girl's house and he shouldn't have had that there.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: So how are you gonna explain that freddy slicing and
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: dicing bitches?
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: I would like to know. I would like to know
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: because when I got bad, I took the cat on
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: his ass because while you got another bitch of my house.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: That's what I would like to know. And you want
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: that booger.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Sugar, not the booget sugar.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: You want to sugar, You dumb.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: The want the white girl, Christina Cole, that.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: Lindy low high bricks, all white bricks.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I can't dumb ass nigga yo. And then why you
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: want her? You want her to wow? No, I ain't,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I ain't got it. I ain't got I ain't got
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: nothing for it because you're dumb asking how to bitch
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: over there in the first place. So honestly, honestly, oh,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: the cat could have been doing security.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: I hope she does actually gonna see you because it
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: wasn't your cat. But you shouldn't have hit her in
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: the girl house.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: No she yeah, no, she wants she wants his Uh, you.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Didn't get my homeowners and shance, no man want the homeowners.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: You better go after him, because why was you in
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: my house? You weren't supposed to be in my damn house.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure you knew it was a woman's house
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: when you was in my goddamn house snorting bog of sugar.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: And now my cat and round with you to some
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: ass and now you want to follow my homeowners to
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: shorts and you was in my house.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: That is a good quo. That is.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Mmmmmmmmmm. Well sorry, look like you're in trouble and you
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: It's always funny to me that when these niggas do
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: stuff to their girlfriends that they know is gonna cause
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: them to do their girl lose their girlfriend, and then
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: be like, what do I do because I don't want
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: to lose her. Well, maybe you shouldn't have did what
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: you did in the first fucking place, that it's gonna
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: cause you to lose a stupid I mean that would
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: make sense. See, I don't understand. I don't understand. You
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: thought about none of that. You were just trying to
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: get you some coochie cat. Now the cat and scraped
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: up the coochie and now what h not the pussy
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: attacked the pussy. That's what happened.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Oh well, you fuck You ain't nothing.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: You can't do nothing but that.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I give give an ice bathroom be.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: You got cat scratch, put some put some on, scorn
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: on the face, and.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe cats scratch fever is a better Q and
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: a title than than cocaine pussy because can't scratch fever.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that nigg scratch fever.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: When you see if you can find Beyonce version of fever,
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: you're giving me feed.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: But the song he's talking about, the song man you're
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: talking about, is called skirt.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: That's what you can update to know what that because
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't. I don't know that, So.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I'm not that or r a d I see now
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: that's some.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Nigga ship, not some nigga ship.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I would say maybe maybe your cat need some catnet
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: that usually that leave me stuck in the spot for
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: like a few hours.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: And to reverse them, reverse the her facts so instead
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: of be turned up, just be sitting there.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Like cocaine as a speed and then you got then
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: then the Catnip is the down on you.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: That cat, that cat going to purple PILs On for.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: It would't be like Chase was as she had that surgery.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: They gave her the dead anesthesia and she was high
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: as a giraffe pussy. When I picked her up from
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: I was like, how my mind she was like? And
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: then she stood in one spot and then she fell
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: asleep standing up in her head went down like and
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: she had a cone around her neck, you know, so
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: she couldn't look her incision and her was the cone
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: go I turned around.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: I was like she was shen't know what was going on.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: She lifted her head at real slow like I Chase,
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: I've been that high before. I understand.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: The next next question to get the cast and Captnip
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: and prepare it for a lawsuit.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: I just don't get y'all heads up. There were staying
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: on six brown chicks this episode. I gotta make up
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: for time. I gotta make up. We've been off for
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: like a month and a half. I gotta make up
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: all right. Next question, I shot for everybody's events, always
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: gifted hand. My wedding is in February. I charge friends
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: and family a two hundred and fifty dollars cover charge
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: per person to attend our ceremony, plus proof of a
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: purchase hate him from our gift registry. No one paid,
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: no one RSVP. I was livid. I told my fiance,
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: let's postpone the wedding until our family comes up with
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: the money. He agreed to postpone it forever, and he
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: ghosted me. What did I do wrong? How to get
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: him to come back? Since people are excited about us
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: getting married, I thought they wouldn't mind paying for our show. Right,
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: go ahead, Aaron Brandy? Push the mic away, yo, or
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: please go ahead? Because I gotta get chest. I can't stand.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Why why did you? This hits close to home? That's
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: why I pushed the microphone word you dizzy bitch.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: I may have may not have picked that on purpose.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Listen to dizzy bitch, and I say, in response to this,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: first of all, you asking people to come to your wedding.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: That's that is a voluntary thing because you're asking for
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: support for your for your for your matrimony, for your
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: partnership and all that ship. But you don't. They don't
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: owe you ship. The wedding gifts are complementary. They are
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: if they can get you paid for the mails because
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: you want these people here. You pay for these plates
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: because you want these people here. Agreed, you're paying for instrument,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you're paying for invitations, you're paying for this. Well, you're
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: paying for this freely ass stress, the tricking to wear
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: because you want people, you want these people to see you.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: You want these people here.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: And then you tell them, oh, you're gonna pay two
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Bit you are not. This is not Coachella.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Not just ain't coach, It's not Beachella.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: And then you say they gotta show you a proof.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: They got to show you a proof of purchase.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: So you're charging. You're shifty to come and you want
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: to give. Now, why do I agree that you should
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: bring wedding gifts if you are already charging people now,
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: I can see if it's a destination wedding, you can't
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: afford to fly a bunch of people out. Cool, But
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: I how do you charge people to come to your
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: wedding that is so taking? It's taking?
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: You're making me pay a cover charge. I mean, y'all,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: somebody better be performing.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: That next week. Cover charges is like twenty dollars you're
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: charging hum.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Per meal. You're paying eighty.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: A b G and eve bill.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Bitch this this, this, this cover charge. Better cover my food,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: my stay and validate my parking.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: If you can't afford to have the kind of wedding
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: that you want, they don't have it. And then you're
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: not supposed to going to debt behind the wedding.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: And I don't and I don't blame and I don't
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: blame you got to live after the wedding.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: And I don't blame more boy.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I don't blame more boy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: If I'm like, man, fuck that ship, like because at this,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: at this is like no, he already he already se
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: he already see the bullshit.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Now he probably feels like he does the bullet yep,
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: for real, for real.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Bitch, I wish you would ask my mother for two
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars to come and see to come and see her,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: to come and see her child. Get married.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: I ask these niggas for two hundred dollars to come.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: To my cousin, got married at the courthouse, We went
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: out to dinner afterwards. Everybody was responsible for their own meal,
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: and that was it. Go do something like that. Oh,
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: go ahead and get married at the court house and
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: have a reception laated when you can fucking afford to
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: have it. Ain't nowhere in hell if I somebody trying
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: to charge me to come into a wedding that it's
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: not a destination wedding, I ain't going.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, That's what I'm saying. Fuck you the horse
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: that you rode in on. Fuck your mama for having
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: you not to mama to fuck your daddy for for
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: busting in your mother, to have you fuck your grandmother
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: because she should have smacked the shut out to you
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: when you was a little kid and stopped man telling
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: her that you ain't entitled.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Because that do you sound like you weren't titled? Bro? Like,
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: that's because you want me.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: You want me, You want me to pay you are
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: like yo, you want me to pay your first something,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: pay your first hug, your first down payment on a house,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: and furnish that bitch because that's what it sounded like.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Sounds like you're charging.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: He's triging everybody two hundred dollars and you're probably gonna
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: invite at least seventy five to one hundred people.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Nope, so that's mister math man.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: So like seventy five to one hundred people two hundred
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: and fifty dollars a pop.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: So we're looking at what.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Money that they gonna pocket. Is he probably going to
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: serve you some bullshit ass food? Surely not gonna be
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: open bar.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: We go to the next tyrons to get that fried
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: and get that dry ass fried chicken.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Can we can?
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: We go to the next question, the dry fried chicken.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, no, no, that's move Wait a minute, So
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: this next one is not actually a question, but it's
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: a story I wanted to share with y'all because it
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: be fucking fuddled me.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Break out, I have to answer that last one. Please
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: keep going, you.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Shy, I'll let you slide this time.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah that was me?
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, huh was it?
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: Say? What? What was it? Honest? Charging people, that's a
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: whole nother story.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Question people, taking your question? You got asked later, you
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: don't asked later. But I think. I think if you're
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: going to until you remember, you'll know exactly what we're
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: talking about.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: You know what you're talking about.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Ryan.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: We need to have our first pause for the cause
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: for the season. Yeah, yo, hold hold on, hold on, y'all. No,
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: I need to tell you, y'all, we're gonna have a
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: first our first pause for the cause for season three.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Will be right back.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back. So as I was saying, oh
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: my god, you was a petty bitch. Sometimes, my god,
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: you are petty bitch.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll be back, she's gonna say that play can't.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: We ain't gonna we can't, just like speed pasts can't.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Be speed pasts like they speed pasts some speed camps.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Now my question, Oh my god, so this one is
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: more of a story. Welcome back for season three, b all,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: bro that's that trio? My god, it looked like it. Okay,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: So I have a story more than a question. I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: bet I actually meant to talk to y'all about this
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: before we got into the question. Did you I did
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: know you're so thoughtful? I know sometimes but shit, I
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: tell a joke, but do no lies, no comment anyway,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: I came across the story about this this mother fam
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: who was wrongly, wrongfully convicted of a crime. He served
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: twenty one years in jail. Okay, he finally was exonerated.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: He was released from jail. He received a four point
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: one million dollar payout. Hell yeah, mm hm, don't get excited.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Oh he is now back in jail, being charged with
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: killing a man who owed him twelve hundred dollars.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Why he said four point what.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Got four point one million for the wrongful conviction?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Four million plus?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: It's just serving twenty four years.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Four million plus an extra hundred thousand.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: He's back in jail for killing somebody. He admitted to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: this crime, killing somebody who owed him twelve hundred dollars.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: You got four point one million.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: You couldn't. You couldn't even after Texas.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: You still got a few meal You could have let that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: You could have let that towel hundred slide. You killed
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: somebody over twelve hundred dollars. Now I'm starting to believe
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: maybe you did commit the original goddamn crime, and they
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: just was able to get you off because you killed somebody.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, come on, Maybe he wanted to go back
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: to jail. Maybe he left somebody behind.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: Some people get used to that lifestyle of having basically
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: your whole life dictated for you.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and so when you come out, you know,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: you come out and you gotta do everything on your own.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: It's a whole it's a total mindfuck.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: However, however, yo, you got full. You have four point
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: one million dollars. Yo, you could have hired somebody to
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: dictate your.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: Life for you.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Like like I'm just saying, you could have.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: You could have hired you.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: You could have hired you a butler, could have hired
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: you a cook, could have hired you a maid. And
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: them niggas had them niggas come with you, come come
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: to you. You clean up. You know, you clean up
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: your room. You make your big your butler, feet, your butler.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: That what I'm saying about to drive you. Your cooked
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: you made cook for I mean you made clean up
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: missus Gary. Something mister was made up though she was
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: just a housekeeper, I mean caregiving either way.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: She was a kid giverer on facts of life when
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: she was on a different strokes housekeeper. M hmm.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: You know, you you you you could hire you could
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: put ship in place to keep your life the way
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: that the way.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: That you were used to.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: But make it makes sense. You blew four point one million,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: four point one one hundred that ain't even a drop
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: in the candle what you got.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Nope, moving on. I just want to share that because
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: that was that was that was crazy.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: But it's I mean, but yeah, you al it's like
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: you blew, You blew your whole you blew, you blew
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: that ship over twelve hundred dollars twelve that you made
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: back with interest. Make it makes sense, see that it
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: was on something. It's the principal ship. Like you owe
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: me money, then pay somebody to beat his ass.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: God damn. Like I'm sorry, I'm not condoning any crimes,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: but I'm just saying.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Some people like that, when they feel disrespected, they into
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: their own.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Now, your life is over and over like over and
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: with that twelve whatever full point with a full point one.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Now probably locked up or probably see not sezed because
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: it's related. They can't seize it. But he probably don't
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: have access to it no more.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: He left left in e somebody else hands and they
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: definitely ain't gonna put it on your books. Speak in
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: the books. You know they gonna live life.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: You know your boy, you know you know your boy
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: got I seen I seen a little video said you
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: got a little boy, Luigi got His bill.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Is one dollar.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: They gave him bill.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: His bond, his bond is one dollar.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: I don't believe.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: I ain't giving him no bond. I'm telling you his
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: motherfucker lawyer the truth. I sat there and watched her
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: argue her case the of day and she she she,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: she gave the mayor the business, she gave him. No interesting,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: how you don't have him for crimes? And aren't you
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: being charge with crimes right now? I said, who? And
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: I will?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: But they was, They was talking about how he got
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: all these letters, like physical letters, he got, he got
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: these people.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: He's the new prison bay.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these people put hundreds of thousands of dollars in
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: his commonsary.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Prison baby look at him as a hero.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And they said his.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: That basket that killed that man on that train.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: There was a woman that set the lady on fire.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Now, no, not that when the one who knows he
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: needs to go under the damn jail, the one who
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: choked that man out on the train and said the
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: man was acting in red yea and he choked the
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: man out of the train and he got off. Yeah,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: and then you did them people. Vice President uh elect
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: took his ass to the damn Army Navy gang. Make
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: it makes sense? But anyway, moving along, uh next question,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: this actually comes from them, I asshole three. I'll go
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: back to sixth grod, don't chick some a minute. This
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: comes from the mount of ass whole three. The question
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: is am I a asshole for causing the scene when
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: my sister stole my pregnancy announcement?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Are you still pregnancy? Oh? Go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: My sister, Elilah twenty eight female, and I thirty four female,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: are both the children of a single mother. Growing up,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: I was always closer to our mother since we were closer
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: in age and had similar interests. I was also very
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: quiet and well behaved, while my sister was wild. We
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: grew up in the sheltered suburbs, so her behavior wasn't
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: nearly at the level of some it's a lot of
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: the kids generally, but it was to the point of
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: stress for my mom. Many moons ago, my sister and
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: my ex boyfriend started a relationship. Oh, I was alright
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: with it. Since he was my ex boyfriend in high school.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: I made a mistake after she got engaged in him.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: And I'm not justifying this, but when my ex and
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: I had a moment, I gave in and I slept
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: with him. I immediately regretted it and told my mom
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: the morning of crime. She was upset at me but understood,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: and when she tried to console my sister, Lilla blew
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: up at her and said that my mom was taking
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: my side instead of hers. It was mad that my
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: mom consoled me or whatever. She didn't talk to my
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: mom for a long time after that. Lila is pretty
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: happy now. She got highlight together and earns good money.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: It's Lilah, oh, because she called the little for short,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: That's why I thought it was Lilo. Well, okay, she
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: got highlight together, that's what she called. She called the
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: little for sure. Anyway, she got highlight to got there
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: and earns good money. Her husband is rich, and she
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: has this cute baby girl. My mom dotes on a baby,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: and ever since Lyla has made up with her, she
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: takes Lyla's side on everything because she's scared of losing her.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: I originally found out that I'm pregnant. I currently don't
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: have a job and I'm living with my best friend.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: The baby's father will not be in the picture after
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: the shit showed that was this year. This child is
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: a blessing for me and I'm really happy and cannot wait.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: Couldn't wait to tell my mom. Yesterday we were meeting
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: for a picnic in the park and I was really
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: excited to make my announcement. I had made cupcakes with
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: blue and pink frosting for everyone. Before I can tell anyone,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: my sister let everyone know that she's pregnant. Also, she's
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: five months a long and knows agenda. Everyone was so
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: related and I was a bit hurt, but decided to
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: make my announcement as well and reveal my cupcakes. My
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: mom was silent when I told everyone, and when I
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: prodded her, she said that she was worried for me
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: since I didn't have a job and she doesn't know
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: how I'm going to survive raising this baby by myself,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: not to mind saying so what you about to. I
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: started crying and told her that of course she's going
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: to criticize me and compliment my sister, and that the
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: favoritism is starting to show. It really hurt me got
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: my mom got hurt and said it wasn't her intention,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: and then my stepdad spoke up and said that she
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: was right and that it isn't about favoritism since my
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: sister has got everything figured out, and that he doesn't
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: know if I'm capable of raising my child by myself.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: I yelled at all of them for underestimating me, and
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: that just because I don't have some fancy job doesn't
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: mean I can't raise my baby. I left in a huff.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: My dad later called me and said that he's sorry
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: if my feelings were hurt, but that I really ruin
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: the mood of the picnic by asking my mom of
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: her thoughts and ruined my sister's announcement as well as mine.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm the asshole, and I just want
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: to prove it to them. Am I the asshole? Yeah?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: If you didn't if you didn't tell anybody or let
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: anybody know that you were gonna make that announcement right
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: on that day, you can't necessarily be upset to said
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: came out and let everybody know that she was five
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: months pregnant exactly so, but because your life turned turned
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: out the way that it did, people are genuinely concerned
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: for you because you you don't have a stable home.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: I mean kind of you know, kind of in the
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: situation type ship.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: However, work for our question to ask.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, however, you know what I mean,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Like you know, it was a it was a situation
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: no considered.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: We did consider that.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I ain't get the questions like, you know,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: like it's dumb, like is everything gonna be okay? Because
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I mean I never showed anybody no doubt that I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: can't you know, I can't raise kid or I'm not
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: prepared to. However, you showing your people that you may
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: or may not be capable, like you don't have like
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: you don't have a job. You just said you don't
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: have a job. You're staying with your friend, and it's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: like what do you do? Everybody else looking at that.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: And the child's father is not gonna be a part
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: of the child's life.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: And that's even worse because now it's like what are
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you gonna do? Like what are you gonna do for
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: this kid? Like what are you gonna do for this kid?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: How are you going to raise this kid. These are
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: genuine questions that raise genuine concerns, and you are upset
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: because they're questioning you that that shit kind of threw
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: me out just because just because I don't have a
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: good job don't mean I can't raise it.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: It does, sorry, baby, unless you get on assistance it
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: It does. Like niggas is judging you right now.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: So let me let me tell you why you are
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: the asshole. MS Mama's. First of all, initially I thought
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: your sister was the asshole because while she dating your
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: ex okay it's an X from high school, you said
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: you was cool with it. Whatever I I I don't
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: want to date nobody. That one of my friends is
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: dated doesn't me personally much less my sister. But whatever
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: you said you was cool with them dating. But then
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: you turn around and you sleep with him behind your
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: sister's back, and you can understand why your sister was
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: pissed off. She had every right to be pissed off.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Why you put yourself in that position position.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: With your acts. He might have been dating sisters just
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: to get to her. Who knows, We don't know, We
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: don't know what very true, But the fact of the
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: matter is your sister felt some type of way because
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: your mother consoled you, I ain't gonna hold you. I'll
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: probably with a fell some type of way, because what
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: the fuck you can told in this bitch for us?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: She didn't want to do it wrong now, and your
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: mother and your sister didn't then kiss the maid up,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: and now you feel like your mother is favoring your
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: sister over you because of whatever reason. But I agree
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: with Aaron. It's not like your sister knew you were
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: pregnant and knew you were going to make an announcement
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: and decided to make that announcement before you could make
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: the announcement. She clearly had the same idea that you had,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: which is everybody's together, let me announce my pregnancy. Okay,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: clearly if she had the same idea, you're the asshole
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: because of your reaction. And your mother and them had
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: some very good points. Now, Could they have made these
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: points later on and just told you opngratulations and talk
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: to you about it later. Maybe, But that's not what happened.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Your mother didn't really react, but you wanted to reaction,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: and you asked for one, and you got one, and
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: you didn't like the reaction that you got. Yeah, it
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: is that ship?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Is that ship?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: You're like, you asked you like you don't ask if
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: you don't want to answer, Like you upset.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: You're upset because I didn't. I didn't I didn't go
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: over the more like my god, shots when this was
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: like a moment. You didn't plan, you didn't consult with anybody.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Nobody was going to do it, So how can somebody
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: still a moment They didn't know what's happening.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: And I can see if you and your sister had
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: talked about it and you're like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna hey,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: I'm pregnant. IM gonna let everybody know I'm pregnant. Picking it.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Then your sister was like, oh, guess what, I'm pregnant
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: you surprise, suprise. That's like, you don't do that right,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: or maybe we can work something up, we do it together.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: But you're trying to be all you're trying to be cutting. No,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: but because you feel some kind of way about your
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: mother and your sister's relationship, you thought that you were
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: gonna do something exclusive and that would that would sway
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: that was swayed the love air quotes or the favoritism
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: your your way.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. When reality sets in, bitch, you don't have
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: a job or stable place to.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: Live, pop the pits or when to throw it out
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: of it and say you saying, how are you gonna raise
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: a baby?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Bitch?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: I always wondered about that, like why put yourself in it?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Dicky member, You know some people don't think about that,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: They just don't.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: People keep having babies and like, oh my god, I
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: can't afford to take it, and why the fuck you
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: keep having babies? Bitch? Tin clink clink, lockdown, Tina?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Why all the locked doors, all the locked doors?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Why Tina?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: No baby? It sounds like you saw tea and you're
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: still railing from the situation happened years ago, and you're
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: trying to use that.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: But you shouldn't be, because why are you still reeling
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: from that situation?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 8: Like get over it? And yourself says, build a bridge
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: and get over it. Boom, oh well, next question, next question,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 8: back the Six Brown Chicks. Hmm, not you even called
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 8: the bowl head bitch? Back the Six Brown Chicks.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: I'm Sean. You must be an IRA's brother. No, I'm
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: an IRA's man, but I played along with this weird
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: ninja on my doorstep. Sewn is my girlfriend's former co worker,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: and he came to my house to apologize to her
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: for an argument they had over the weekend. But wait,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: this simp didn't know about me or that she was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: living in my house. He tells me he's trying to help,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: and now you find a job since she got fired
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: last month. But Anira has been dressing up and pretended
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: to go to work every day. The more he talks,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: the more I die inside. I convince him to rent
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: a you hall and that we're going to secretly move
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: her shit into his apartment so she'll settle down with him.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: She loves you, she needs the ability, I say. He agrees.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: That Saturday, Anahra gets her hair braided, and while she's
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: at the saloon, me and Sean move her out of
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: my house. Anira comes back several hours later and I
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: tell her everything, tell her to go to Shawn's house.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: Her eyes got wide as saucers. He came here. I
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: tell her to find a job. I call her every
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: line nasty three oh four, I can think of a
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Nira cries, real, tis you took a stranger's word. You
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: didn't think to ask me She opens her purse and
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: pulls out a stack of police reports about her former
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: co worker Shawn. He was a stalker. He's been in
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: prison for stalking another woman. She thought he was long gone,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: and she never told me about him. I go to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: therapy on Thursdays. He's why they never had a relationship.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: He was the one who was fired for sexual harassment.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: I moved her shit into his apartment and he's posting
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: videos of her underwear. Police say, is a civil matter.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: A novel was innocent. I fucked up, and I don't
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: know how to fix it. Help, sir, You crashed out. No. No,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: First of all, off, another motherfucker's word.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: First of all, this shit went toldal left, and I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: thought it was gonna go Yeah, right.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I was feeling like I was feeling like his petty
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: flag was flying high.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: But damn, that's crazy. That's crazy as fuck.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: You didnt moved her in with her fucking stalker. You
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: didn't wait till your girlfriend got home to ask questions.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: This motherfucker had no evidence. No, he didn't have to
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: show nothing to you, And you took his word over
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: the woman dressing up every day because she was really
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: going to work and you took this motherfucker who randomly
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: showed up your doorsteps word over your spouse's word. Make
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: it make sense? Sorry, I say, let him have all
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: her ship there he you didn't took to his damn house,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: and she needed to move and change her name name
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: because he that could turn out real bad. She cat
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: end up on an episode of Faded with traction. That
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: could turn out real bad. And I hope she don't
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: be a stupid ass too, because you took a motherfucker's
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: word over her. No evidence, no text messages, no pictures,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: no nothing. You just took this somebody who you described
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: as a fucking weirdo word over your girl.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Word.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Make it makes sense? A nigga show it to my
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: door talking about kid.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: It was like all right, Joe, all right, all right,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: no problem, I'm we're gonna talk. While I'm talking to her,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: you know, call and entire private eye and be like heyo,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I need many background check.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Don't even worry about it.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I pay the I cash app, you the you the
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: bread so you can go into the little website. But yeah,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: need to run the background check on this nigga.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Make it makes sense because when you gonna set that
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: girl up. That's a damn shame, you know.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Twe with T come trying to come like come back
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: like like ten minutes later like this with it.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right now cool.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: This is all his formal addresses. This is formal fold
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: do this, this is his alias, just the I P.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: A dr tax kid Like, so, hey, what' tell me
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: about tell me about Steve? Mm hmm it's like Steve. Yeah.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: This niggas showed up saying he called he called me
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: your brother. That's how you should have known ship was
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: sucked up. So oh yo yo, you must be a brother. No,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: See that was part of his game though. He knew
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: who he was. You know, you know what, he knew
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: who he was. He knew exactly who he was. And
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: your dumb ass spell for well, I got a beach
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: in alast guy, I can tell you was.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Actually a beach in Alaska.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Sis.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, Alaska has a lot of coastline. Yeah, I mean
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: it's all rocks and ship but yeah, alaska'st beaching. Yeah.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: But but the thing is, but the thing is that's
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: that's that's insecurity. Definitely, that's insecurity.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: Or like for you to fall for some ship like that,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: like for you to.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Get upset, and for you to get upset that upset
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: and not ask your girlfriend anything like you didn't ask
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: her anything like nothing sorry, like even like even when
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: you know, even when I was out here flirting the
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: ship or when somebody came to key to Kita asked
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: me about it, so you know, such and such, Wow,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: what happened?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: So you know what such contacted me?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, yo, even when Candy contacted her, like
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: she she caught, she asked me.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: Some ship was like, what's going on with you?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: This?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: This is years ago, years ago, years ago. We don't
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: say that name. Her name is Baltimore.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: But.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: You thought it was what the fuck?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: Nigga?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: You know, that's when they first started dating.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: I knew about that, but I thought you was talking.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: But you know when not.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: But you know when she like when she started like
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: when we when we first started talking to this, she
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: started contacting KEITHA and ship.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: But that yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: Well when you didn't set that damn girl up to
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: be on it, be.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: On A and the fact that that man knew the
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: way to get to you was all he had.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: All he had to.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Do was play to your insecurities and you felt for
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: that shit hook line and sync.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: But you know what, the fact that he showed us
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: at the she showed her at the house show that nigga.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Mile was probably like, Yo, this nigga know where I live.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: He brought this nigga to my house.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: That's what happened. Moving along, staying on six brown checks. Jesus,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: I've been going back and forth between my baby mama
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: and my friend's baby mama too. While there's women that
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: turned me on so bad that I'm getting the wrecked
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: just thinking about them. Long story short, my friend's baby
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: mama is pregnant and he proposed to her. I know
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: there is a very very real possibility that the kid
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: is mine, and I don't want her to get so
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: caught up in being his bride that she kicks me
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: to the curb. I'm going to tell him about us.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: What's the best way to do it? What's the best
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: way to tell Darnielle Richison that you are not the fault?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: I am? Excuse me?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Can I talk to you for a minute.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Hello, Barber.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: This is the best way to tell him is over
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: the phone, so he can knock your head off, your
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: shoulder for that part, because if that's really your best friend,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: why are you hunting on his baby mama and not
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: only hunting on her, but hunting on her row to
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: the fact that she's pregnant with a baby that he
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: thinks he's and it could possibly be yours. Sign called Steve,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: called Steve, called Steve. That's the only thing that's gonna
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: keep you safe because he got security. He got security,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: he got security. Calls Steve or oh sho, Lauren Lake,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: don't have opportunity court show no more, damn it. Call
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: somebody called just Judy math has got another show. Call
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: somebody because you're gonna need protection because if.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: It was me, yeah, we will, man, you gonna get
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: your ass beat. Sorry, it's not like yeah, why why
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: why why why?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Y'all are you already friends?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: No, ain't no way in hell. I can never do
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: that to one of y'all. Like ever, Like, how.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: Do you know Brandon, we talked about joke about that
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: last season. Let's we passed?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: We damn sure? Did I go ahead and put me
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: in a shop and preak because what the is called?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: I know that they can find but god damn.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: He did passed the test.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: They said, they said they smelled good.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: I mean not he smell good. I mean he did.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: We smelling good, though, I got some smell.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: Put your damn tongue back in your mouth.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Oh well wait he did that.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: I smell good. Put your nose right. I'm saying, be
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: at the door, like.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: What was hey?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Yo?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: He was never he was never going.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: You know you love it, Let it go, Let it go.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: I got something else. I'm gonna let go.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Nigga, he said, all white Christmas.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: That's how sticky it gets.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: No call what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you what I'm doing.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Whole lot of hundry, a lot of love.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm mm hmmm. I'm gonna make sure you watch
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: machine don't work. When I'm done with you, bitch, I
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: can rent it off in the shower, not rented, not
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: wrench it.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Off, ranch it off, oh, stunt and write it off.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: Move it along, staying on six round jicks. I made
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: a mistake. I cleaned Airbnb's and I had a house
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: on my monthly cleaning schedule that was never occupied. That'sment property. Lately,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: I entered the house dust a little and sleep until
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: my next assignment. I tried to impress a woman I
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: met at the club. I bore her to the property.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: We were in bed when the police entered, guns drawn.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: We were arrested for breaking the entering. I was fired.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: More important than that, my girlfriend, who just had our
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: baby last month, found out. I told her I robbed
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: the house to buy diapers. The police report stated I
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: was new engaging the sexual activity with a female suspect
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: and that we tripped the after hours solid a lawn
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: in the master bedroom. My baby mama put me out.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: I want to complete my unfinished business with old girl
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: and I want my family back. How do I achieve both?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: So I go to hell.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: Nigga talk about priorities. You caught a be in each horse.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: I got some well, I mean I wanted to get
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: my none off, but all showed you from the club.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: I mean just because like I caught breaking in the
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: house I was supposed to be cleaning after hours. Told
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: me that I can't get the job done. Ain't getting
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: my family back.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: Problem is that ain't the job you was getting done. Sir,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: You weren't getting the job done that you was being
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: paid for work.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: The fact that he said I break in the houses
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: to buy diapers, and the police, she was gonna believe that.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: Police said, no, nigga, you was fucking it was a cases.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: That's what they said, now, miss moms. He was in
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: there fighting, like the police report not gonna come out, bro,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: Like she ain't never gonna see it. He probably thought
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: he won't see the police report. Oh mind, sorry, go down,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: oh ship, And I hope she put you on child's
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: report and you get backed up and they lock your
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: stupid ass up and take your license.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: That's what you get play stupid games when when breaking
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: the entrant chargers stupid ass. I'm sorry, he's stupid, just
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: dumb talk about somewhere. I mean, since I was in
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: there about to get the cheeks and you know, the
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: police said, I want to fuck up my vibe.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: I want I just want to, you know, I just
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: wanted to.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: I want to finish when I started.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: And if old girl, let you finish what you started,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: she's just as dumb as you are. I said, hey, girl, listen,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: I know he got I know he got locked up
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: and gun had guns and shipping our faces. But I mean,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: you know, I know I lied to you and told
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: you this was my ship. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: I mean it was while I'm supposed to be cleaning it.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: But I wanted to impression because special.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: Girl, oh ship, Not that you're special, That's what they said.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: I ain't staying on six Brown Chicks. Marshall went, I
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: had a rocky relationship. He lied and cheated on me,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: and I lied and cheated on him for revenge. We
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: were mean drunks, and we drunk a lot. We kept
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: up in the ante to hurt one another. He let
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: me catch him in bed with my enemy, so I
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: let him catch me in the basement on the basement
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: floor with his shady uncle. That incident almost turned into
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: a shootout, and Marshall moved out. I joined the online
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: group to try to stop drinking, but the group has
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: turned into a hellhole of drunk sharing bartender recipes and
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: accepting their drunk destiny. I lost my job over something petty.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: I lost my job over something petty, and the next
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: day Marshall called it aks to come back home. I
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: needed him to help pay the bills, and I was
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: so lonely, so I agreed. Marshall arrived with a newborn baby.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: He made this baby while we were together, and the
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: mom is in the streets. I always wanted to be
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: a mom, but I've got issues. I'm afraid to fail
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: at parents and but I know if I don't help Marshall,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: this innocent baby won't stand a chance. Advice somebody to
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: take their baby from both for y'all.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Hey, y'all deserve me shocking you.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: And mushall shouting sound like fucking Chrishion and Blueface. Y'all
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: are toxic. Is fucked for each other. Y'all don't need
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: to be together.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: Y'all stay together so y'all can keep other people from
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: being exposed to.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: Y'all function and put their baby up for adoption.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: We got an auntie or a grandmother somebody.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: Put don't bring that baby in today.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, little tank, Tank ain't do nothing.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to join the online group and y'all, girl,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: you never go.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: We'll go Google snaps to spit my mouth when I swapped. Yep.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: You know what if you write out of liquor, you
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: know what you can get drunk or.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Cross sir or mouthwa washed. That's my past, that's my
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: personal favor.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: Because they got a little bit to feel bake, you
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: feel like.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: Your breath is fresh, and you be fucked up. It's
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: a wind.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. If you feel like you've just been into a
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: your prepper.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: Bit pains that lesson.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: And you know what, you know what else, and you
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: know what else? And you know what else? Uh huh,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: you just put your liquor or something, because all the
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: juice the ship to.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: Slow you down, plug you down, and besides that make
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: you drunk faster. Matter of fact, why don't you just
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: just fu the least for the kids. Just drake the
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: ship straight.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: And if you have a short old buddy, you are
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: get fucked up fast. Go get you some black watch.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: Oh god, ray nephew that you might.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: Be sick the nex boarded, but you're gonna be fucked
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: up all right. Mm hmm it's mom, and somebody come
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: take that baby. Mm hmm. No, mm hmmm. Staying right
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: on here.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: To be.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh yeah, staying on six brown chicks, My baby Lord,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: I got side track. Me and my baby mama got
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: two daughters together, the one and three. She keeps pressuring
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: me to find a job, so I put them out.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: We were living with my mom. I told her to
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: try to find somebody better than me, and good luck.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: My mom was pissed, but she kept in contact with
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: her and sent money. I heard she was living in
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: a shelter and then a motel. I never called. She
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: was out of line, so she should have called me
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: to apologize. Two years later, I'm doing my thing with
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: other women, not a word from my baby mama. One day,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: my mom casually tells me that she's going to Colorado
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: for my baby mama's wedding and to see her grandchildren.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: My baby mama took my kids and moved to Colorado
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: to live with her aunt. All I noticed that she's
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: marrying some old old worker. Why would she do this?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: We break up all the time, but we always get
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: back together. I put two babies in her so the
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: next man would know I ain't going nowhere. Who would
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: want her? Why she do this to me? Why she
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: do this to me? She knew I was waiting on
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: her to apologize and to come back to me. Why
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: would my mom backstat me like this? She knew my
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: baby mama was dating that old man. If she told me,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: I could have prevented this whole marriage. I lost my family,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: my whole family. How do I get them back, sir, fuck.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: You you know, just trying to get my family back.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: Fuck you sorry? Okay, what is.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: No that is sway swayest, but a.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: Fuck you sorry. That's that's all I got.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: He said it was to get your family buck two years.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: This lady that moved on, she probably that man, probably
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: love her dirty drawers.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Come on, missall, you don im trying to get.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: If I can't hear you, nobody kill me that bitch,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: because I'm not coming back. You mad at her from
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: moving on. You've been hunting on different women since she
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: been gone. You put her and your two babies out,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: didn't give a fuck what happened to them. You know
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: what you're doing, bitch?
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: I think that's a good point to stop at. Yeah, no,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: fuck this. You knew what the fuck you was doing.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: You put both of them to fuck out, all three
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: of them out, your two babies, didn't give a ship
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: what happened to them. Hey, now you're talking about you
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: want your family bag, so go to hell. We'll stup
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: your fucking baby. So I want to metal fucking fucking
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: big frame. Go to hell. I hope you spend your
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: last couple of dollars on a meal and it's nasty.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: But why are you mad? Though?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: I hope you tried some new shampool and your fucking
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: hair falls out in the shower. See this why you
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: can't see a gift?
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: Pussy is not a gift, sir?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: Go to hell?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: Oh why why?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 8: Y well?
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: That caught me off.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: God, I'm like what I looked. It took me a
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: minute to realize what his stupid ass saying.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: But listen, you know you don't want my family back.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: What I did? I know, I know, I know I
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: did beat your assi five five years. I know I
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: locked you outside when it was snowing with no shoes
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: and no coat on because I was mad because you
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: ain't make my chicken crispy enough. But I just want
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: my family back.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: It's this chicken, this colt.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: Why would you do that?
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: I know, I know we got company over and you
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: made this man his play first. But I'm gonna hit you,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: but I want my family.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: But this was your fault.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: This is your fault because you did this.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: You knew better.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: You swine on this plate for this nigga bitch. You
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: even knew better.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: Why would you even cook swine in this house? You
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: know I don't eat no swine. My body is a temple,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: like I ain't just snored a line of cocaine, but
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: my family is, and that my body is a temple.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: The fuck.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: I I'm confused, but I want my family back.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: I know I tried to ruin your life and take
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: you away from everybody who gave a fuck about you
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: and you and I fucked your cousin and I tried
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: to fuck your best friend and any other bitch that
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: will pay my fat ass some fucking attention. But I
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: want my family back. I know I disrespected you and
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: called you out your name and lied to you and
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 4: cheated on you, but I want my family. So go
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: to hell today, express train, do not make no damn pitstime,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: do not make no connections, do not pass go, do
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: not collect you hundred dollars, go straight to jail.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: But I want my family.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: Go to hell, Go to hell.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: Was I saying, you know what you're doing, bitch.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: I think, and with that, I think we're going in
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: the episode here because you don't want you, You don't deserve
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: your family.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: You don't your fucking family with the very son of
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: a bit.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: With that being said, we're gonna wrap up the show
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: here this week.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: Welcome in twenty twenty five, y'all. Ship when niggas are
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: still niggering in the Audacity is at all time high.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: God we missing his wine.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna drink this little whiskey I got you.
• 1:35:14
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• 1:35:15
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• 1:35:17
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• 1:35:19
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• 1:35:21
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• 1:35:24
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• 1:35:33
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• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: underscore their names and their haters, but we love them.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: But that being said, share this shit. Do what that
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: said because because I'm my family back. With that being said,
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: we thank y'all for listening. We love y'all. Happy January,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: Happy twenty twenty five. We are back for season three.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: We will be back next week.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: You over they back your family because you're not gonna
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: get them back, bitch.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: With that being said, we thank y'all, We love y'all,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: and we will talk to y'all. Next week.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: I got to go bye y'all, bye.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: Ye ties, become the family and back.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: Because Sat bitch, you got to buy y'all. H