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Siobhan Fallon Hogan - Sometimes You Have To Not Care · Cats & Pudding with Jennifer Dilandro

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  Speaker 2: Conditions apply. This is the Cats in Footing podcasts, a
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  Speaker 2: melting pot of footing. And now here's Jen.
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  Speaker 3: Good afternoon everybody, and welcome to Cats and Pudding and
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  Speaker 3: today I have a special gas choven say, I said
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  Speaker 3: it right. I didn't say choban, even though it is
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  Speaker 3: written as with the bee.
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  Speaker 2: But the bee silence like sile bon, yes, but chevon
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  Speaker 2: it's the Irish. It makes no sense.
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  Speaker 3: So the bee is silent, yes, So the bitch is
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  Speaker 3: silent or the vicious back there's going to be trouble.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to my show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled to be here.
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  Speaker 4: You're amazing. I've been I've been watching you for I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to say one hundred and fifty years and
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  Speaker 4: you're beautiful, Oh my god. And your red hair is natural?
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  Speaker 2: Oh it is?
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  Speaker 4: It is? So you're a ginger.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a ginger.
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  Speaker 4: We allowed to say that? Is that?
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  Speaker 2: I know?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, listen, please mock me and I. We got to
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  Speaker 2: start mocking more, don't you think?
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  Speaker 4: Listen?
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  Speaker 3: You're a comedian too, right, So, how can you even
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  Speaker 3: be a comedian as climate?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 2: You can't?
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy, you can't. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to become a ballerina because I think I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to change it up.
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  Speaker 4: That might be comical, but I have bad.
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  Speaker 2: Feet, so I got to think of something else. I
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  Speaker 2: have rhythm though.
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  Speaker 3: I think you could maybe just a jazz dancer. I
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  Speaker 3: think you could totally be off. I think you could
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 4: I think you have it in you.
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  Speaker 2: To pull Thanks for the confidence.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a photo do, so tell me tell
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  Speaker 3: me about so. I want to bring you back to
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  Speaker 3: you are on Saturday Night Life. Yes, and now you're
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  Speaker 3: more into act thing now?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? Right, so you've been into quite a few shows. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Where did you get your start?
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  Speaker 2: I got my start in the third grade. I was
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  Speaker 2: the last wheel of the of the train in the
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  Speaker 2: Proud Train in Castle Over in New York. I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to be the conductor, but they wouldn't let the girls
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  Speaker 2: try off for the conductor those days, this day and age,
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  Speaker 2: they shut the school down. Oh, so I ended up
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  Speaker 2: being the wheel and I knew I had I had
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  Speaker 2: the the drive the drive. And also I got very
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  Speaker 2: very bad reviews from the sixth grade classer said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: why was the wheel going so fast and the caboose
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  Speaker 2: the train would have drailed? So I was like, the
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  Speaker 2: hell with them?
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  Speaker 3: No, so your first, your first bad review. But you
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  Speaker 3: know what, no bad press is. No bad press is
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  Speaker 3: good press. That's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: So no.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, what happened fast forward right near actually where you're filming.
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  Speaker 2: I was a receptionist at a law firm about a
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  Speaker 2: block away, and but I went to school for acting.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I went and everything, and I was ready
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  Speaker 2: to quit. I was about twenty eight and I got
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  Speaker 2: into an improv group. It's called Who's on First on
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  Speaker 2: sixty fifth and first I've heard of that was I
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  Speaker 2: think it's a chicken store now. Anyway, it's so sad,
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  Speaker 2: and so I said, why don't you write a one
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  Speaker 2: woman show, and so I did, and long the short
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  Speaker 2: of it, this Seinfeld came and SNL came. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 2: so I got on Seinfeld's Elaine's Roommate. Yes, And then
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  Speaker 2: I flew to New York to audition and got on SNL.
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  Speaker 2: Thank god for the one woman's show.
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  Speaker 3: Two iconic shows like Seinfeld was like the best show
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  Speaker 3: and in Hell was.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome my favorite comedy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and you know what's interesting is that you know
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  Speaker 2: they work so hard at me to talk about committed actors,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they would really work at making. They were serious,
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  Speaker 2: serious business. Although Jerry he used to doing He'd do
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  Speaker 2: my scene, like there's the camera. He'd be like, I'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, why aren't you looking at my head? He's like,
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  Speaker 2: because I'll burst out laughing. So I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna after that looking at my head. But anyway,
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  Speaker 2: so yeah, no, I was lucky.
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  Speaker 3: How was it not to laugh in some of these scenes.
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  Speaker 3: I would have been laughing all die It was insane.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was Kramer's girlfriend and He's like, I
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  Speaker 2: brought in some African music for us to practice, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, huh, how about we just learned our lives.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I was was he more improv because yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he was very improv This reminds me of the Murk.
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  Speaker 3: Griffin said that was one of my favorite episodes. But
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  Speaker 3: he took somebody he found the MERV Griffin set, like
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  Speaker 3: in the garbage, and he puts it in his apartment
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  Speaker 3: and everybody that was coming in he would like sit
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  Speaker 3: with him and he was held. They would come in
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  Speaker 3: and like he would talk to his friends like they
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  Speaker 3: were on an e on a talk show, which is
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  Speaker 3: hysterical call.
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  Speaker 2: I was obsessed by the way with the murvve Griffin
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  Speaker 2: show when I was young, Like most kids were outside
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  Speaker 2: playing on I gotta watch murvh.
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  Speaker 3: I know he was very wealthy, Like how I like,
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  Speaker 3: how did he become soul freak away?
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  Speaker 2: Was? I remember when I moved to la I only
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  Speaker 2: lived there for two years because I really didn't fit in,
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  Speaker 2: like I were a bathing cap in the pool and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: He be like, you're not from here. I was like, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta move anyway. But I remember they were like,
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  Speaker 2: there's MURV Griffin's house. I remember it was a spectacular
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  Speaker 2: house up off of Fairfax, like at the top of
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  Speaker 2: the time.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah he did all right, all right,
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  Speaker 4: did all right for himself? He was he was he
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  Speaker 4: it was big.
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  Speaker 3: That was like for the younger the younger viewers, he's
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  Speaker 3: like you're like, say, if you were watching like a
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  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan, like that was him, Like he was just
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  Speaker 3: yeazing like everybody tunes in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was big.
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  Speaker 4: He was really good. So I did you have a
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  Speaker 4: meetmurve of Griffin.
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  Speaker 3: I did not know he's he was just I remember
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  Speaker 3: watching him at night, like watching SNL at night, Like
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  Speaker 3: I would sneak down to go watch SNL because.
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  Speaker 4: My brothers and sisters were all older than me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I would be watching John Belushi and
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  Speaker 3: Jake Curtin and oh my god, all the.
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  Speaker 4: G I used to by.
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  Speaker 2: I would crawl on my hands and knees because my
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  Speaker 2: father's like, you're not watching that. We're Catholic, so like
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  Speaker 2: it's dirty, and I would literally look like it was
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  Speaker 2: a covert operation. I'd be like like a worm, like
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting that TV, you know, watching it and then
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  Speaker 2: get caught. But I think my father actually thought it
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  Speaker 2: was funny.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably you.
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  Speaker 3: Had to watch because you had got to go like, ma,
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  Speaker 3: get it, because I know when I was little, it
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  Speaker 3: was like, well, what was the range of me being
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  Speaker 3: what's the pay beating? Like is it worth getting the
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  Speaker 3: beating or getting punished? So I would weigh out my
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  Speaker 3: option to throw you a beaten right, you know, what
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  Speaker 3: is it worth it? Yeah, it's worth I'm it's not
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  Speaker 3: worth it.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, I'm not doing it so true? Right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I remember one time I told my father's Cadillac and
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  Speaker 2: I and my best friend Mary and I were only
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  Speaker 2: like fifteen, and we had a pack of cigarettes and
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm from out in the sticks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, and I was.
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  Speaker 2: I picked her up and I was like, oh, there's
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  Speaker 2: two people walking. I was like, oh my god, it's
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  Speaker 2: my parents. I am screwed.
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  Speaker 4: And so I just beat and waved.
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  Speaker 2: I was like I'm Deadn't they like?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my like did a double date.
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  Speaker 2: I think my father always thought, huh.
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  Speaker 4: She finally got it, She finally got away. It was like,
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  Speaker 4: is she she like me? He was probably proud of you.
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  Speaker 2: I think he thought it was funny deep down. But
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  Speaker 2: I get in a lot of trouble.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I remember when I took my brother's call, like he
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  Speaker 3: wanted to be mad at me, but it was so
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  Speaker 3: hilarious because he caught me and he opened up the
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  Speaker 3: card door when I was driving it, and I drove
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  Speaker 3: away from him because I was so scared. But he
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  Speaker 3: was like, actually, I don't know if he was proud
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  Speaker 3: of me, but I think he thought it was funny.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the same I have three kids. I'm the same way.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, huh, Like I remember going to my son's room.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, there's a lot of towels in the bed.
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  Speaker 2: He jumped out the window, but note to self, don't
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  Speaker 2: leave the screen next to the bed when you jump
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  Speaker 2: out the window. And then party was like, it's got
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  Speaker 2: a lot of good Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Are you? Are you one of those parents too?
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  Speaker 3: Like my if my kids would get like a fall
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  Speaker 3: call home or something, I would be the parent that
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  Speaker 3: would be laughing that they did something funny, Like no, when.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you, I had a hot line to my
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  Speaker 2: house every Friday speaking to Gingers. One time, my son
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't know one thing about science or Punnett Square. So
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  Speaker 2: one time he said to this girl, you know if
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  Speaker 2: you marry, if you end up marrying your boyfriend, your
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  Speaker 2: kids are gonna be gingers. And the principal goes, missus Hogan,
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  Speaker 2: this is mister b. And he said, you know your
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  Speaker 2: son made fun of so and so, and he said
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  Speaker 2: her kids are gonna be gingers. I said, have you
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  Speaker 2: seen the color in my hair?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what, it's almost a certainty, and that
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  Speaker 3: it's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: Get somebody if they're offunded by that going on with this?
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  Speaker 4: I know. And now it's even twenty times. Oh, I
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  Speaker 4: could never have kids if I had a kid now,
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  Speaker 4: like I know what's gonna happen when I have my grandchildren?
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  Speaker 3: How I would be I can't even fact know about even. Look,
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  Speaker 3: people got to start laughing at themselves. Oh please, and
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  Speaker 3: they gotta get it sent to you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like no, it's insane, Like I have to think
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  Speaker 2: things I say are wrong my kids. You're like mom
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  Speaker 2: me too.
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  Speaker 3: I'm totally not politically correct. I say it how it is.
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  Speaker 3: I can't help it. I'm Italian of Sicilian. It just
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  Speaker 3: comes out of my mouth. I can't help it. Well,
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  Speaker 3: they keep changing up the rules too.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know what you're saying half the time, and
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  Speaker 2: what you're supposed to.
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  Speaker 4: Say and not say exactly right. You can't get it.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, there should be classes, there should be classes of
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  Speaker 3: what this pressure.
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  Speaker 4: We still say the one thing because they would change
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  Speaker 4: it like the next week terrible, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 3: It's awful, and what people for comedians like for people
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  Speaker 3: like you who are it's it's so I feel it's
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  Speaker 3: so hard to do that these days because you you
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  Speaker 3: the one thing you could say. Somebody is always offending.
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  Speaker 3: It's always the person that it's about that they're they're
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  Speaker 3: offended for somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: I know, like what do you care?
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  Speaker 4: Like if they're not offended?
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  Speaker 2: What's when we're the joker? When when when the guy says,
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  Speaker 2: why so serious? Was a joker? One of those? But
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  Speaker 2: it's like why is every so serious?
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  Speaker 3: I know, come on, you gotta laugh, you gotta it's
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  Speaker 3: not it's not like like too much like if that
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  Speaker 3: offends you, like it's.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna even out though it's got you.
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  Speaker 3: And no it needs to. I think it's starting to
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  Speaker 3: go back the other way. I was just talking because
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  Speaker 3: it's it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's so much just like dude,
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  Speaker 3: get a helmet, go get a hug, like come on,
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  Speaker 3: like what are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Like? What is this right?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Right?
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  Speaker 4: You can't get upset over the littlest littlest thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, you can't because you be upset all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Right, You're always gonna be upset and always be disappointed
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  Speaker 3: all the time.
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  Speaker 4: What are you gonna do yourself in a bubble? And no,
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  Speaker 4: you can't of it. I can't, it's too much. But
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  Speaker 4: you I believe you're right. I see it starting to
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  Speaker 4: go back and has to people have lost their minds. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: it's it's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think it's hard for our generation because
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  Speaker 3: I think that our generation of Generation X, like we
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  Speaker 3: were like the crazy ones. It went from like the
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  Speaker 3: parents went home every day with the kids. The mom
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  Speaker 3: was home cooked, and then all of a sudden, I
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  Speaker 3: was like, okay, stay home by yourself. He has a
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  Speaker 3: key into the house. And the Generation X is that right?
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  Speaker 2: And it's true, we didn't know what the heck we
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  Speaker 2: were doing either.
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  Speaker 3: Why did they leave us alone? But if you want
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  Speaker 3: me to tell you something, we were resourceful. My kid,
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  Speaker 3: if I left her long in the house, she would
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  Speaker 3: not know. The only thing she wouldn't be able to
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  Speaker 3: is auto ubi eats. It's true, wouldn't be able to cook.
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  Speaker 2: My husband's such a good cook, because you know, it
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  Speaker 2: was it was survival of the fittest.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: If you didn't get home first to eat the food,
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  Speaker 3: everybody else was Oh.
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  Speaker 2: My god, it was. I used to I was such
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  Speaker 2: a sweet tooth, and I was kind of like the
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  Speaker 2: rent of the litter, and I was like, oh, seriously,
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  Speaker 2: she's like, my mother bought the worst sweets too. She'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, you can have this pack of fake Newtons
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  Speaker 2: and put them in your room. I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want those. I don't know what that could she be
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  Speaker 2: chips away, let's skate up?
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  Speaker 4: I got me skate up? What would you buy these
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  Speaker 4: on sale? Like two for a dollar? And now I'm
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  Speaker 4: getting them now and they probably stay the worse.
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  Speaker 2: They shoudn't even qualify underweeks.
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  Speaker 4: They should it.
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  Speaker 3: Although once in a while I do like a Fig Newton,
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  Speaker 3: but it's not something that I would like go to
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  Speaker 3: start and say, hey, let me go buy a Fig Newton.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think I have PTSD from fig neuts
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  Speaker 2: because my mother. I'm one of five, and literally every
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  Speaker 2: single day in my life, I got peanut butter jelly
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  Speaker 2: and a fig noot in an apple, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I hate apples, hay fieu and jelly.
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  Speaker 4: That's it for you, terrible you.
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  Speaker 2: My best friend her, she was the youngest of seven
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  Speaker 2: and there was a little break, like she was kind
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  Speaker 2: of a mistake. So her mother used to make these
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  Speaker 2: things called congo bars, and I used to steal them
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  Speaker 2: every lunch and then her mother's like, I'll just put it, just.
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  Speaker 3: Put an extra one in for you, yes, show, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that was nice of heart.
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  Speaker 4: I know you know, did your mother work?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, she had five kids. That's nobody.
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  Speaker 3: And I was just talking about that too. People do
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  Speaker 3: not realize how hard the new generation. They want to say, oh,
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  Speaker 3: a woman should work, a work. Being a mother is
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  Speaker 3: probably the hardest job. In her I would see, oh,
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  Speaker 3: could not run a household the way a mother runs
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  Speaker 3: a household.
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  Speaker 2: When I would get movie jobs, I would bring my
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  Speaker 2: kids because I would be guilted, Catholic guilt. So I'd
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  Speaker 2: always bring them so and any want them to like
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  Speaker 2: be like talking about me when I got older, like
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  Speaker 2: she didn't. She wasn't never home, So I brought them
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, don't blame it on me. Don't
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  Speaker 2: blame it on Yeah, don't blame it on me that
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  Speaker 2: you're a weirdo. Blame it on yourself. So anyway, So
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  Speaker 2: but I would I would be like, this is so
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  Speaker 2: much easier than stay at home. I was like at home,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, well made macaroni and cheese again, and
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  Speaker 2: there were tissery chickens gone. I was the worst cook.
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  Speaker 2: My poor kids the worst.
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  Speaker 3: But I bet you that they they do come home
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  Speaker 3: and actually gonna make macarony trees.
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  Speaker 2: People kids would come by missus Hogan. Can you tell me, mother,
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  Speaker 2: how you make your macaroni? She say, oh, yeah, you're ready.
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  Speaker 2: Boil water, take the cheese out of the plastic. When
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  Speaker 2: the when those noodles are soft, get the water out,
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  Speaker 2: put it in and stirred up. It was literally probably
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  Speaker 2: Asian orange. It was so so bad.
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  Speaker 4: Coverment j was pretty.
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  Speaker 2: It was terrible.
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  Speaker 3: I know something, I like craft better than velveto for
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: some reason, I don't know why.
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's because we were raised on it.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the plastic.
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: And it was so salty, so salty. I would put
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: more salt on it. My kids, I'm sure.
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: Have major kids have high blood rushing, freaking back around.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: I had noticed that and gooya black beans and rotisserie
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: chicken like babies. I'd put it on there. I'd put
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: it and they'd be like, we having us again.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: I'm like, do you have any ideas there, any recipes?
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Do you have anything? Well, you probably.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: I was Italian, so I had I always had, Yeah,
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: a big dinna and I had to make homemade macaroni
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: and cheese.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: My kids were on the other spectrum. They wouldn't eat
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: left all of this.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Well, my sister married Italian. Yeah, so she learned about
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: the seven fishes and the whole deal. Then she said
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: she got mixed up about affection because I was Irish.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: You're like, Hi, I love you like I just said
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: love you, and I'm not hugging you. So she I'll
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: never forget. When she first married him, a guy delivered
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: a couch to her house and she kissed him because
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: she said, oh my god, this is so nice.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: And she she calls me, she goes, oh my god,
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I got so mixed up, Sean, because you know, we
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: were raised to be so cold, and now that I'm
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: married to an Italian, all they do is hug and
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: kissing everything. I hug the.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: Couch delivery guy.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: She was probably so happy it was a nice couch
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: that she probably hugged. She was She's thrilled I hugged.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: I used to hug my cleaning lady, which listen, that's
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: the happiest day.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: When they my plumber too, I'd be like, oh God, God,
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: country here.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: No the clean lades. Forget if that's they're the life savers,
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: they really are.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: I have to tell you when I stood home with
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: my kids, and because now I own my I own
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: a few businesses, so I could tell you, like you said,
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: being a mom was so much harder than going to work.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: I much rather go to work than be home because
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: I would be mommy dearists no more why.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hangers.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: I would totally be like that because I would want
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: to be It would have to be clean. Everything had
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: to be clean, to be perfection. No toys on the
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: floor like I was.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was a fanatic. I was not that person.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: But I was always exhausted and I'd be like, you guys,
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: you got to sleep, but I was up with a newport.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: They'd be like looking at like I'm three and I'm five.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: I don't really care like it was like a weirdo.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, seriously, mommy got no sleep.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: You will try to play on their guilt.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: And I was like, could somebody give me a break?
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: It was ridiculous.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I know when we would when I had children,
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: like we didn't have I show you know this, I
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: would the swings.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: You just have to wind them up. They didn't. They
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: wore it electric.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, because my daughter saying, remember my mother came
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: down to help me. I was living in New York
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: City and Britnett was a she didn't sleep And my
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: mother said, oh god, I wish that had that swing
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: at more than three speeds and.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Odd that you would just wind it up and it
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: would only last like twenty minutes, so you get like
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: a twenty minute and nap.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: It took five minutes to go to sleep, and.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Then you would only get like a ten minute cat
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: nop while they went there.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: And all of a sudden it would stop it and
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: be like.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: It was sa But they all have so much equipment now. Yes,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: like if I had that video camera, because I would
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: sneak in to make sure they were still alive, and
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: if I had that video camera, they would be different
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: people today.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: So would I, so I probably looked better. I was
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: like it too. I say, if I didn't hear them cry,
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, why are they not? I are you awake?
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: And then they're so startled all the time now because
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: I used to wake them up. Are you okay?
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Mom?
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: I was sleeping. Mom, I was sleeping, like all right, I.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Know, not choking and just leep because they scared. That
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: was our generation got weirder than our parents because our
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: parents didn't even care.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: No, they didn't.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, look if we choked, that got a
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: lot of their other kids left.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: We had no car seats. They would let us in
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: the back of a station wagon, a big choke on
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: a station wagon. They had like a window like the
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: size of this screen, and we would be like hanging
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: out that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: We're like four years old and our parents were going
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: on the big bombs. We go, we can go right
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: out the window. That's what I generated.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Drove to Florida, no helmets. Terrible. My father put a
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: mattress this thick. It was like, I don't know what
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: it was supposed to be to drive to Florida, which
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: is the worst thing in the world. You're like, you
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: know what I heard. It's out there. I know I'd
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: rather stay home. This is this drider.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: So me and my sister did not get along because
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: we got stuck in a ride to Florida once a year.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: We would have wad a major major punchouts major or
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: my sister be like, mister maybe like like could be
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: so jammaeds, she goes, you have a black head?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Can I get it?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I'm like no, She's like please, I'm like no. It
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: was just go over and then she's like, mom, can
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I have a bobby pin? And then she then she
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: worked like oh. And my father be like be quiet?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Would you with the stupid map like we'd always it
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: was awful.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: We had to look at maps map we had no
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: map we had we were then we got map quests.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: As we got all we had to print it out.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Wait wait, but like anybody who lives in LA was
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: the something book and I was like, I can't turn that.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I would just ask. I would excuse me, like.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Over and over and over. Yeah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: And my father, oh, my brother or however I was
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: driving or whatever. Man would never want to stop it
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: astroom no, actually, man never want to stop. Remember the
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: sign of weakness sign of weakness. One time we went
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: to uh Vermont to ski and we my fat we
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: were blasting.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: We had one CD. Not CD is a tape of
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Bye by Miss American Pie. We must have say it
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: probably five hundred times. When my father's were he drove
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: two hours the wrong way. I think we're in New Hampshire.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know we were. I was like, oh, why
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: didn't you ask.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: It was?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: It's because we were looking at mapst and if you
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: were in the middle of the night, you couldn't.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: We couldn't had a.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Flashlight, you couldn't like see it. We had phones, we
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: had nothing. But we survived.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: We did. We did survive.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Right, if our friends we were out all day, and
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I'll say this everybody, right, we would still all find
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: each other if we met right at night.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: We didn't.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: None of us had a phone call. None of us
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: had a phone. None of us had I wouldn't even
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: have beepers. Then we would still find each other.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: When I got my wisdom teeth out, I'm the second
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: of five and my mother's like, oh God, you look terrible. Okay,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: well I gotta take hear the other kids. And she's like,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you this cow bell and if you
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: if you're in pain, you know, go back this.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: So I was like, oh god, it was so much pain.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: And I hear my mother say, what is that ringing?
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: That is so annoying? Does anybody else hear that?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: It was like, oh, forget it, but no, they just
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: they didn't coddle you. So then I think that's why
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: show business was so much easier for me, because I
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: was like, listen, I lived in a house with nobody pays.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if I'm used to it.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm all right. I'm not an assault that
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I get it. Yeah, I'm goodel like, yeah, you know what.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: It prepared you. It did because you know what, they
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: would just let us say like, okay, do this, You're.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Fine, exactly. It was so great.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: It was great, it was and we were resoonseful.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I think the kids today are more savvy and like
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: a computer savvy, yes, absolutely, but everything else you don't.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: You don't see them out much.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Did you ever get a ride anywhere when you were
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: a kid.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: No, Oh my god. We used to don't forget upstate
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: to death for the bus. We like and we go
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: yous over and over and over against You're like, I'm
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: so cold if I don't do something like beginning frostbite
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: and no rides.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: We would walk everywhere and we would never went to
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: coats because we would want to look cool.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: We were all from Brooklyn and Greens.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: We wear these little leather jackets in the wind to
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: talk with no gloves and we would walk everywhere miles
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: miles at night, would walk to every day on My
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: kids on one didn't want to go, they'll get They
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: didn't want to walk a block to get wait, they
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: would walk one block.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Two of my kids were so dysfunctional that school started
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: seven forty five. My daughter Shanade, she wanted to be
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: there early because she was like nervous, so I'd get
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: her to school at like seven fifteen. And then my
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: son Peter, I would get him to school at seven
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: forty five. Late, he made friends with the guy who
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: taught shop or carpentry or whatever. Sneak through the window
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: and go in. I would take two trips and we
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: only have two blocks away. I was embarrassed, but I
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: was like, you know what, this is fun. Gives me
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: something to do, see the kids a little bit. Let's
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: see if I rub off on them.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Did they have children?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Do your children?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: No?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: My my, I have my daughter. She's actually a newscaster,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: burned that Hogan for New York One. She was she
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: was at the Post. She broke the nursing home story
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: with Cuomo. She's okay, but now she's New York One.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: My son, Peter, he's in this business. He's an actor,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: but he does music, supervising and everything. He's twenty five
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: and Snade is twenty two. She's trying to be an actress.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Both Peter and Snade. Yeah are they?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Have they been in anything?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Well? I wrote two movies, Shelter and Solitude, which came
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: which came out in October.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: To watch that, actually, yeah, I haven't had it's my list.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you like it. It did. We got
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: picked up by AMC and Regal, which was crazy because
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: we're independent. So Peter has a really big part in that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: He's hilarious as the cop Robert Patrick from the Terminator.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: He's plays my brother in it. Really yeah, Homer Simpson,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: you know Dan Casselenette he plays and it's a serious movie.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so they're both in it, and my daughter
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Shnade plays a hippie in it, but he's done it.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: They've both on other things as well.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Where was it set? Where was it set?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: He filmed it in Upstate New York, but it's supposed
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: to be Tennessee, okay, as well as.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: The time Ranger was set, and it was set in
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: present day.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Or it's present day because supposed to be about the
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: beginning of COVID And I own a bar. I'm like
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: a loser, wanna be kind of like a cougar, want
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: to be know it will we have me? And I'm
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: living in the past, I sang, and.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Then you are totally not that you are. No, I'm hot.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: You're a smoking hot you smoking smoking, that's the problem.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I play like this cougar want to be
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: and I live in the past, like I sang in
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Nashville once in nineteen ninety six and it never made it.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: But I've got a bar where I'm like the only
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: hitting town in this teeny tiny town. And then my
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: bar shuts down. I become a prison guard and guard
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: this guy Peter Macon, who's a fabulous actor. It's like
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: a young James Earl Jones on Death Row. And so
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: it's about the last ten days of his life.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: I can't wait till I have it on my list.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna try to watch it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I have to finish just one series that wanted someone.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Just tonight just watch it tonight.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: But I will, I'll try, I will.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I will promise all right tomorrow I'll text you him
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: like you know that I will waste it. I'm sure
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be one defult It's awesome. I watched a trailer. Yeah,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: so I said, I definitely have to watch this looks
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: so interesting.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: It has like ninety eight percent on Rotten Tomato, which
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: is like, yeah, so almost yeah, perfect squad.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: So now it's on Amazon, Apple all that, So thank.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: God, that's amazing. Are you going to be writing anything else?
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna have any other roles?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I wrote a play that hopefully is going to be
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: done off Broadway next year, in next February, and it's
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: about my Irish Catholic family. So we did a reading
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: with Patty Heaton from A Roller's Raymond played my sister Mary,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Margaret Colin Lyla Robinson. We had this reading and so
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: it went, it's all the it's not just for like
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Irish Catholics, because it's about anybody who has had a
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: mother who's passed and all the tension that comes with it.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: It's like me coming up from New York. I'm like
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: the selfish actress. They've been killing themselves working with my mother.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: You like, try it and we're screening, drinking wine, saying
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: the rosary, drinking wine, saying the rosary, fighting, whipping the bird,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: you know. So it's all that goes with that, that
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: end of life. It's a comedy.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I definitely want to be invited to Oh, for sure
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: you will.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I admire you that you have gotten into now writing
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: and producing to you. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's my now
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: my second life career, which I need to do.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: And I love that.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: I always I was always loved the business. I always
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: love you know, uh writing, and I love the the
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: that end of the business.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: So I'm I'm very Yeah, it's funny.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Us.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I never thought that I would produce or write, but
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: then when my youngest was a junior, I was like,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: what am I going to do? Stay home and cook
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and clean. I can't do that. And I only worked
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: like half the year usually, So that's what really it was,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: you know, aquired you to do.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, that's amazing.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Look but look what you've accomplished.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I nearly killed me.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: And if you don't mind me asking, how how old
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: are you?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I'm one hundred and sixty five in the shade, let's
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: just say I'm not young. I's shocking. I am sixty two.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: You don't know.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: No, Listen, I just done on tape for something. And
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: you know the beauty of like COVID and all that
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: now is you can go on tape sometimes if directors
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: want to see you. Yeah, I got looking at it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. I get a lot
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: of scripts will say she's seen better days. I'm like,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: can somebody wipe that out?
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: She has?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: She has a lot of city miles on her face.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Life hasn't gone well. I'm like, I'll take it figure.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: And that's okay. But that's okay to say that to
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: you these I guess the people I don't even care.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Oh I don't care.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Now you laugh at it, but you laugh at it. Listen.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: My mother used to say, don't be looking in the
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: mirror so much. And I'm like, I should have looked
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: a little more. No, I was just telling Jeff I
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I her needd two discs in my back about six
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: weeks ago because I decided to start exercising like other
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: people do, and so I did pilates and nearly like
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: crippled myself.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Why would you do that?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I will never do it again.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: I'm like, there's too much of a contraption for me.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: The doctor would definitely kill myself.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: You know, doctors are very like serious. So the doctor's
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: like OLDU. I was like, but you can't believe when
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: you say it out. You're like how that happen? And
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: he's like, why don't you just walk or swim? And
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't like cold water. I'll try
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: the walking. But I was like, what was I thinking
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: doing pilates.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: That's a major contraption.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: It was insane.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see me.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Like really like your legs are over your head and
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: then and I was kind of like egotistic. I was like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: look at me.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Pretty good. And then I was like, ooh until I
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: go back.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Remember James and the Giant Beach and they take the skeleton,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: they go crank, crank, cravinyles. What one felt pretty good?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, I can't move how
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: stupid you look to leaving a Plata. So you're like
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: all the young girls you're like, oh, You're like, they're.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Like, bye, I get in the car, like like you
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: know home.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I gets to my husband, I go, I can't get
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: out of the car. It's horrible, you know what.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: But I pit women in our age. I'm fifty three.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Oh your baby, But I'm not.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I'm not a baby.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: But there's a huge difference. I have to tell you.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Listen from forty to fifty. I, oh, this is difference.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: But but we I I mean, I wake up in
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: the morn and I'm like, oh, my god, who kicked
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: my ass in the middle of the night when I
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: was sleeping?
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Can I tell you?
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: And it's crazy, like how much? Like how all these
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: aches and pains? Like where did they come from?
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Well? Wait a minute, your baby, And I'm not kidding you.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I no, And you look like a million bucks. My
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: friend told me when she was fifty eight. I thought
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: that was ancient, and I was fifty eight. Then she
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: was sixty two and she's like, wait'll this sad. I'm
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: not kidding. Dramatic things have happened. Everything is dropped.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: I looked at my eye.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Others like my eye my eyes closed, and it's like
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I might be a candidate for surgery because to do
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: my business you have to do us. So I was like,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: what so I'm I was like, I look terrible.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I don't think you looked tarbo. I think, oh, you
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: know what, I just see it a little refresh everyone.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: No, I need a renovation. This is a God's on
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: his truth. And I feel like when I tell people this,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: they're like, that can't be true. You're probably making that up.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: But it's the God's on his truth. I was completely
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: had not been in touch with his friend of mine,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: you know, like during college, I mean not college grammars,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: in high school. You love touch with some of the mothers. Yes,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: but you still really like them. You think fondly of them,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: and some of them, we don't. Some of them you
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: don't think so from someone No. So anyway, she writes
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: to me and she says, I am in a fat
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: camp in Tennessee. I swear to God, do you want
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: to there's a lot of money. She goes, I'm in
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: a fam Like, what's you going to diet? But anyway,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm in a fat camp in Tennessee, and
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I met this woman and she looks just like you,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: and I was like, what the hell? So she sends
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: me the picture and I was like, she does kind
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: of like me, poor thing and the outfit, and it's like,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: who in God's name would ever?
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, like it was a good thing.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I wasn't driving. I would have gone right off the road.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is shocking. People say, what's wrong
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: with people? People? People are fucked up? Yeah, fucked up.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: That's really the truth, you know.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: But you know what, you have to laugh at people
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: sometimes because I love a parson like that, because the
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: lead too.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Right, because I say things like it comes out sometimes
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: it comes out the wrong way, but I don't mean
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: it that way.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Well, also gives you something to talk about because no
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: one else is gonna be tell them that. Like there's
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: a little there's a little level of the conversation like
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: what you do today? Are like, oh, I you know
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: elsemble like, oh, I got a picture of an hideous
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: looking woman. Someone said looks just like me.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: It looks just like me, And I was like, what
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: the hell did you tell? Thank you?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh ha, like like you do the whatever?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Those things are emoji of the ha ha when it
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: comes up with the person crying. And I'm so bad
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: at those things. That's the other thing. My kids are like, Mom,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: stay off the phone. Stay off the phone, because anything
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: could come up.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Do you notice that when
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: you text, like I don't know texting etiquette. Like I
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: in the beginning with the whole thing with this capitalization
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: of the letters was yelling at somebody like, yeah, but
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I am not a texter. So when I text, I
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: when I'm when I'm I'm talking as I'm texting, when
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I'm texting into the phone, like I'm actually reciting what
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I want to write. Yeah, And it always comes off wrong.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: And I seem to like insult people when I text them.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: I don't mean it to sound I know, off putting.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: No, my son's always like, Mom, that sounds weird. But
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: the other thing is I learned how to voice text,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: but then I forgot to turn it off, and then
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: it's like could be like five hours of conversation and
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: you lost like a weirdo.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, and you can't cut and paste it and get
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: rid of it forever to get rid of your like, yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I just did that. The other day when I was driving,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I forgot where I was driving, was going with somebody
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, what the hell just came up on?
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: I know it?
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: And I almost sent it to somebody that I was
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: talking about, Thank god, because I was ad that thing.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was talking about the Parson in their text
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: in their.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Texts yeah, where their name is?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And if I would hit send, they would know
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I was talking about them because I was voice texting them.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I was having a fight with them.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: So I was voice texting them and I forgot to
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: shut up that I shut up the.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Voice text, but I kind of didn't, and it was
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: still on the fight.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: I was talking about them to somebody else and the
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: whole fight was in there, calling them an asshole and
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: everything else.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: And if I would have sent it to them, yeah,
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: it would have been worse.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is a sad story but also funny. So
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: this movie Sheltered Solitude that I was telling you about
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: that I did that everyone's got to watch. I was
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: then doing a movie in Ireland, and.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: You've been to Island. I've been.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I love it. So I was doing a
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: movie in Belfast, which I had never been to. This
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: was last year, and most of the cast was British
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: and they were a little cold and they were like,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: oh shone, and they didn't care about me, and I
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: was like, huh, but anyway, so a couple of them,
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: you know, exchange numbers just to people like but they
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: really didn want I never and so so so the
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: those younger guys who are like, it wasn't that nice.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: She's so old, we don't care about her. But anyway,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: So I get home and my movie comes out, and sadly,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: one of my best friends who was from Saturday at Live.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Her name was Aaron Fraser. She was Aaron Roney Fraser.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: She dated Chris Farli. She was the best We stayed
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: friends forever and she was a producer on my film.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: She passed away, so sad, suddenly of a brain aneurism.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: So I am so bad with social media. I sent
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: her so I dedicated the end of the movie it
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: says dedicated to Aaron Fraser, and I sent it to
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: my what I thought were her children, well it was
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: her children, but also the somehow the people from England
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: and about one hundred people, and I said, I dedicated
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: this to your mother and then and they're like and
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know I did it. And about a
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: month later, my son's like, oh my god, and I
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: was like what. He's like, Mom, you sent that? You said,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I dedicated my film to your mother to about one
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: hundred people, so I had to write to individually except
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: for the three kids.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but I didn't to the British stuffy people.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: By the way, I didn't dedicate to his mother to
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: where this guy writes back, I was wondering, because you've
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: never met my mother.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, he said.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Apparently apparently exactly dedicated, like I met you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: I didn't even meet you know. I told you took
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: them five seconds. And they asked me to go out
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: with Like they'd be like, should we go out for beer?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: And they'd be like, I was like, I feel like
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: eighth grade, was like, are you gonna ask me to
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: go to I guess not. Oh, I didn't care.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: These people like that suck. We don't like them anyway.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: We don't like them anyway.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: And it's so funny that they say New York are
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: so rude. I think we're the nicest, the nicest. I
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: think we're we're the most abrupt people like yeah, honest,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: but honest, Like you're like you're standing like like what
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I mean? Like this, I don't know if you've ever
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: seen if you ever seen Colin Quinn's I love cond
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I love him, and he talks about how New York
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: got there swag and he says, you know, New York
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: is like, you know, even though we're abrupt, it's like,
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: you know, I think it's rude if somebody stands online
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: and they come in there and there's one hundred people
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: in mine and this guy's upon the contrat You're going, Hi,
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: how are you today? How you deal when there's fifty people.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm a blowing conversation and then everybody just
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: wants to get their coffee.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Come in and give me my give my god damn
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: slice exactly.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Colin Aaron actually was talking about the beast Way. They
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: were very good friends, same humor. We used to go
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: see Colin shows all the time. He's so funny, He's hysterical,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: but you know he grasps New York perfectly perfectly.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: What he talks about the Italians was my favorite part. Oh,
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: he goes, he goes, Anthony, he goes.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: We were playing in the street and he goes and
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: somebody hit Anthony's Anthony his father's car or something like that,
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: and Anthony's father came out and everyone everybody knew what
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: was gonna happen to Anthony except for Anthony. And he's like,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Anthony's fuss, going, I can't believe I am you this?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well people people from New Jersey to
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Actually this happened to me when I hurt my stupid
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: back and I had to go to physical therapy. And
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I hear this guy because they put your little curtains here,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: all the little different copies, and then the doctor kind
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: of comes to you like a bird, like giving a
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: warm teach bird. And I hear this guy say, you
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: ever see uh documentary about the octopus? You know that
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: one that's really popular now, It's called the Octopus Teacher.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: And the physical therapist is like no, and he goes,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: you could have a relationship with an octopus, And the
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: physical therapists like you, you can't. The only person you
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: could have relationship is your wife's in the Bible. And
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: he goes, no, you could have a relationship with the octopus.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: He comes, he comes in my copy and he knows
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: relationship with an octopus. He whips of the bird and
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: he's patient. It's hysterical. But you can't see that kind
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: of personality. You you go, then you start like heading
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: west out of New York and New Jersey gets a
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: little dup.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah it does. And people in la are they are
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: the worst people.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I lasted their two years. I couldn't take it.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: You know why because everybody's transient there, like in thew Yeah, right,
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: when they really care about themselves exercising, so they get
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: up early.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, I get out of a show
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: or something and be like, where is everybody? They want
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: to look good, so they're exercising.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: It's very transient. They maybe know a friends for maybe
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: a year or two, right, how do you? I know?
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Friends?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: For you?
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Probably that's right for forty fifty years of friends with people. Yes, yes,
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: I think it's just the way we were raised.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Remember the Seinfeld when he says somebody wants to be
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: friends with their thirties.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Like, that's weird.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Why do they want to friends with their thirties? I
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: have my friends, you know.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: But I will say, and as I've gotten older, that
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: what people that I've met. Now, when I'm older, I
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: feel like I can have newer relationships. Not everybody, because
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I don't like people.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: I don't like everybody.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: You know, I'll say that I don't want to be
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: a friend. I don't want to cultivate. I never wanted
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: to cultivate friendships. I try to here to come to
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: people out of my life already, but.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to trim the fact, try to whittle things down.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: But I find that I find myself finding more like
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: people that I do like. So I made a couple
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: of adult friends in the last few Yes, yes.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I think too like.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I feel like I could be deal.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I was just gonna say that, but I didn't want
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: to be too much. I didn't want to be too forward.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Say we could romance together?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, instead of a bromance, I'm a say you got friends,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: we cut through the dude cheer and a homemance together now,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: but you could be pot now and I love it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Hey, wait, I heard you and Kathy more already on
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: and you know we were both in the Hell's the
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: name of the movie? I was in with Jeff with
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Gerard Butler and Jennifer are.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: So hot bounty hunter.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: So she was awesome in it. So he's so smoking hot,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: He's so hot. Well we kissed.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Ah was that tongue?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Well Italian? So I on the street. We were filming
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: the streets of Brooklyn. This is like kind of beginning
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: of phones. And he was a bail bondsman and I
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: was his secretary. So he comes home and I can't
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: remember the character. So but we he sees me and
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: we kiss, and he goes and he takes my gum.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I go, he took my gam Anyway, I'm like, oh
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: my god, I can't blay kiss Gerard Butler. Maybe I've
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: still got it. And my friend, who's her name is
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: also Chevrone. She's from Woodside, Queens and it was summertime,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: so I'd gone upstate Syracuse and she calls me. He goes, Chivon.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: She said they made funny one I entertainment. I go,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: what do they say? She goes, do you want to
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: hear it's kind of mean? I go, yes, tell me
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: because I think that that's fine.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: And she goes.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: They said, is that Chavon Falanjo and kissing Gerard Butler
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: or is that Susan Boyle. Remember Susan Boyle. She was
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: the really talented woman on British got talent, yes, and
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: she's but and I told you she's Scottish, And I said, Gerard,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I love her, though I'm sure she'd be insulted too
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: by the way. I'm sorry, but no, so I said Gerard.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: They made fun of me. And I told him exactly
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: what I just told you, and he said he's from Scotland.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: He goes, that's not very nice. It's much better looking
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: than you are. And I was like, deah, but I
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: got to kiss him, So who cares?
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Right exactly? You got to kiss him. Yeah, that's why
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: they were jealous.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my kids are.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: You gave him a good one. Oh, yes, I have
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: gotten my People.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Used to call me lips because lips were not big.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Lips were popular back in the day.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: You know, they weren't.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I played I played the French horn in high school
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: and my mother had to talk with me.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Did you do anything else with the French horn?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Oh? Come on, you dirty thing. Now we can't be fronts.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: So so my mother was like, Shawn, I was really
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: pretty good at it, and so and plenty since fifth grade,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: no one plays the French short so so ninth grade.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: My mother's like, I wanted to talk to you, she said.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I ran an article in Time magazine and it says
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: that the lip, the muscle on your lip is called
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: your ambishre, and if you play it a brass instrument,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: it can get really big. So I think you should quit.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: So I did.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Because none of the boys liked me, so I quit,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: and then they still didn't like me. So I took
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: it back up and senior year in high school. But
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: that was really too many years had passed, so there
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: was that I thought it maybe be in the symphony
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: or something. But she she, she, she screwed up my career.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: All over it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: And look today, you would be right in with everybody
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: else would right I would probably be over it, you know,
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: because you know I have to tell you. I I
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: don't know if you know that I owned a few
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: medi spas, that that's what I do. Oh does my
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: day job?
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: You do have beautiful shape lips? I have to I
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  Speaker 3: do you do you have a typical like heart shape
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  Speaker 3: beautiful lip? I'll tell you I'm looking at them going.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, I want to.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Thank you because I got, let's face it, I got
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: a lot of problems. I got, I got it out.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I remember when I was like twenty five, I got
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: headshots and the guys like, who's friends. She's like, let
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: me tell you something. You look good now, but you're
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: going to have a lot of chins. And I was
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: like that's impossible.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, eh, and.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Your eyes are going to drop. So you should you should?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: We told me goes at twenty five, you should suck
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: with the no. I should have listened. I should have listened.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I thought, shot up, you stupid Frenchman could do I
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  Speaker 2: like ten chins.
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  Speaker 3: How do he know?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I guess you used to look at the face all
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, when you're looking at somebody's face. But I would
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: never tell somebody twenty five years old that they need
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: to right it give me hope, come on, but you would.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: I just wouldn't do that. I would never.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: I would do tell people if they need something, though,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, And I find myself staring at.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: People going, oh my god, oh well you must be
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: you must have a list for me, because I did want.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: To tell you I would love to do some botox
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: on you.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I know, see this is I knew you're gonna say
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: that because at home. I have a swim spa, a
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: swim and so there's trees around it. But I have
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: really bad skin. I couldn't find my hat one day,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: so I had this big Mexican sombrero because my father,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: my father, that was a forty slip. My husband had
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: a sinko to MYO party. So I just want to
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: get out there getting the swim spa and be hide
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: from my neighbors. And my friend Lisa see on and
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: she was having wine with my other friend Lauren. They go,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: we see, you'll get over here. So I go over
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: and they they we're into the wine and they go,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: we have been talking about you. You're an anxious You
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: have a pitch fork, you know, And she goes, you
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: don't need like fifty vials like us, No, just do
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: it right here.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: You don't.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: But if I start doing that, what's the rest of it?
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be like a full overhaul.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: And I want to be the one to do a feel.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, though, I would love to.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I see films that I see people that get and
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how are you gonna play a period piece?
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: You can't play something that's true? And I do a
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: lot of people who are in the industry, and that
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: is true. You don't need a lot, And I wouldn't
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: make it what it'd.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Be like, I'm just gonna book you all day Thursday,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: No, I would absolutely literally take like it's a ten minutes,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: ten minutest something little, a little couple of little polks.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: I just know, I really should.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not frozen.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: No, you look good, right, Yeah I could.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I could. I could make it on screw because I do.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: When I notice people have bad botox jobs, like some actresses,
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I know, thank god, they must have
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: paid a fortune for that.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: I know, Like and now eyebrowser like this, I'm ready
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: for my clothes. Mister, Oh my god, they look terrible.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I know, but I gotta take it. I'll take it
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: under consideration. I'll take take it on the table. A
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: lot of people, I got a lot of I'm the tablet.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I got a lot of things I gotta work on.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Will developed me inside? My outside needs some work.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think you need anything on the outside, then
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: I think you're beautiful on the inside.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Thanks, But we all need a little.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Judge, I know. I know I need to blow out too.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe just start figure This morning I said my daughter
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: should blow my hair out.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: I'm going on the sting.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: She goes, Now, you're fine, Okay, I couple out half
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: for you too when you're yes, if you want I
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: like to do I like to get blowouts.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I could do it. I'm so happy that you came
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: here today. You thanks for having me. This was a riot.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: This was a riot.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Well, helpe you come back again, especially when you're when
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: when your your plate comes yes, and I want to
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: have you come back. After I watched the movie. Oh please,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I am going to do that. Yeah, and tell us
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: what you're gonna be, what you're all working on now
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: besides this, and where everybody.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Can find you.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: So you can find me on Instagram at schewn Fallenhogan
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: and you can find the movie at Shelter and Solitude.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Same with Facebook. And I don't know how to do Twitter.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sure people can find me there, but it's not me.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: It's that fat girl from Tennessee. So anyway, So then
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I'm in a movie called Zombie Wedding that's coming out soon,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: which is crazy. Cherry O Terry from Saturday a Live
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: play mom and I play the mother of the girl
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: the zombie no offense to me. And then I have
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: the play that's coming out, and I'm also writing a
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: film that was Patty Heaton from Every Love Raymond's idea,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: and I've I'm just centered the final copy, so we'll
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: see what happens.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: I'm just exhausted just listening to what I'm exhaustly.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I'm sick. I'm sick of myself.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you are too, so happy, I'm so it
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: was awesome. Thank you, new homemance with you because I
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: want to be your friend.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, You're great.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Thank you you too. Everybody.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Please watch us on YouTube, Apple and Spotify. Watched the
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: whole episode, not just the shorts. I know everybody loves
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: the shorts because they have no attention span, but watch
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: the whole the whole episode.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Have a great day, everybody. Thank you again for coming on.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Thank you you are so nice.