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HIGHSCHOOL MADE ME GAY · PONDIS PODCAST

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  Speaker 2: Noma. Sanam.
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  Speaker 1: So, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for this? Ha!
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  Speaker 2: Yo, guys!
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  Speaker 1: Historia Leo nili patiwa an amazing confession. Na nika sema,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, eh? Let me just pig a shugli,
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  Speaker 1: Ati anako sayana msamehe. So ladies and gentlemen, I want
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  Speaker 1: told me sometimes, character name, you hear the story, it's
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  Speaker 1: your big family. Yo guy, our main character of the
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  Speaker 1: story ni kijana freaking mali safi. Kijana leo tuta muita Gomez,
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  Speaker 1: yo guy. At this particular point of the story, Gomez
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  Speaker 1: ni kijana mbae. Let me just give you a brief
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  Speaker 1: about Gomez kidogo. I story ni taiki mbiza deadly. So,
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  Speaker 1: nita avoid a lot of unnecessary details. So, so, producer
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  Speaker 1: you can allow me to do that. Perfecto. Hello, so
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  Speaker 1: Gomez is a boy who grew up normally, normally, I
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  Speaker 1: say normally is normally deadly, he is a boy whose
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  Speaker 1: life was not very good, he was born and has
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  Speaker 1: been bred better, ladies and freaking gentlemen, he was born
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  Speaker 1: in class 8, that is the 8 for 4 system,
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  Speaker 1: Na kijana aka score an amazing marks above 360. Alikuwa
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  Speaker 1: na 364 you game. So ni kijana li jaribu deadly.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what ladies and freaking gentlemen. Mko ready. Mko
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  Speaker 1: na mimi. Ati anakose. Ana msame. Yo peeps. Guys are
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  Speaker 1: you ready for this? Mko ready sindo? Perfecto. That's why
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  Speaker 1: na openda deadly. Watu wangu. Hello. I love you now. So,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, let's start. Let me tell you a story. So,
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  Speaker 1: our boy has finished class 8. He has got a
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  Speaker 1: max 360 freaking 4. Yo, and our boy was called
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  Speaker 1: to an amazing boys boarding school. Somewhere. In Huopikelele, somewhere
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  Speaker 1: to steal within Kiambu County. Are we together? Yo, Kabete
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  Speaker 1: is still in Kiambu, isn't it? So, somewhere within Kiambu County.
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  Speaker 1: Nakijana is deadly. So, one thing about Gomez. Gomez wanted
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  Speaker 1: to go to a boarding school. Because for him, a
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  Speaker 1: boarding school is somewhere. You know, this is the place
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  Speaker 1: he wanted to go to. Because you know, those kids
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  Speaker 1: believe that a boarding school is forming. And actually, a
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  Speaker 1: boarding school is forming deadly. In case you don't know,
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  Speaker 1: now you know. A boarding school, you know... Going to
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  Speaker 1: a boarding school kind of increases your gangster points, increases
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  Speaker 1: your status in the community. I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 1: making sense. But ladies and gentlemen, so that is what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Kijana kaito ko particular school somewhere in Kembu County. A
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  Speaker 1: boys boarding school. Na kijana kanza masomu ko mpigo tena sana.
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  Speaker 1: Kijana utu academically ni msmart. Dovile linda ko that particular school. Eh,
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  Speaker 1: niko tempted kutaja jina shule. Producer, should we risk tupige
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  Speaker 1: jina shule? Producer nanembe neza ngizana ko mtaro yuge. So,
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  Speaker 1: watongo menda ko that particular school. Yo, guy! Nakijana kama
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  Speaker 1: kawa kama dawa menza kusoma deadly, eh? Unijewa ko very
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  Speaker 1: committed pale na masomo. Straight at Form 1. Pale kiwa
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  Speaker 1: Form 1, yo, guy. This particular school of theirs, eh?
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  Speaker 1: Si kama Njoro Boys High School, the school I went to.
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  Speaker 1: Issue leao ni moja funny design. Okay, not funny though.
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  Speaker 1: But from... Uki join to immediately as a Form 1,
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  Speaker 1: you are... You are admitted in dormitories there. Okay, initially,
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  Speaker 1: I joined high school. Let me just give you a brief.
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  Speaker 1: For months, we had our own dormitories. Then, you can
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  Speaker 1: get from two, you join the senior dorms. By this
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  Speaker 1: particular school, you are admitted as a form one. You
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  Speaker 1: are admitted, sorry, it has killed everyone. And ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: he was admitted to a school with a lot of students.
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  Speaker 1: One thing about Gomez. Gomez is a guy who is
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  Speaker 1: freaking good. Coming from Kabete. Kabete is not a town.
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  Speaker 1: But you know Kabete. Close proximity to Nairobi. Kind of
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  Speaker 1: makes it just an urban. Very urban place you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Babes.
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  Speaker 1: I went to boarding school. I started studying. I was
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  Speaker 1: very good. So. Wakiwa pale form one in this particular school.
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  Speaker 1: I will not name the school, you guy. So, iya
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  Speaker 1: ta mjaribu waje. I will not mention the name of
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  Speaker 1: the school, eh. Producer, minembe kidogu kidogu, tu sitaje shule,
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  Speaker 1: tu singize watu mtaro, you guy. Jana mingia pale form one.
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  Speaker 1: You guy! Alo! Ana kose, ana msame. Ha! Yo, guy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here at Form 1. There's this particular classmate. They're
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  Speaker 1: on the same stream over there at Form 1. Who
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  Speaker 1: is this producer? Classmate of Gomez. Let's call him Dan, yo, guy. So,
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  Speaker 1: Dan is an amazing, amazing, cute peer at Form 1.
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  Speaker 1: And Dan is from a rich, freaking rich, you know, background, yo, guy. So,
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  Speaker 1: one thing about Dan. Dan is cute as fuck too.
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  Speaker 1: And he's one of those from ones who are influential
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  Speaker 1: in the class. He's heard. He's got form. He's got psych.
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  Speaker 1: You know. So, Dan. They started becoming close with our
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  Speaker 1: boy Gomez. For reasons you know. He's in the same class.
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  Speaker 1: He's got vibe. Yo. Yo. For Buiwetu Gomez, this was
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  Speaker 1: a big deal for him. Because he was my classmate.
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  Speaker 1: And you know when you join FOMO, you start making friends.
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  Speaker 1: In case you don't know, now you should know. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: Kakijana Kame, they were close. They hung out together. They
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  Speaker 1: played games together. They were in different dormitories. So basically,
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  Speaker 1: they were in the same dorm. We were close. And
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  Speaker 1: I end up like, yo, they will just do that.
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  Speaker 1: He like to walk and walk and walk. Like when
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  Speaker 1: he was in high school. You guys. So, our boy,
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  Speaker 1: where to Dan? Dan kinda ish. I don't know. Let
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  Speaker 1: me just use kinda ish. Dan kinda ish started feeling
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  Speaker 1: some level of attraction. To our boy, Gomez. Swapping my coffee,
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Perfection. So, I'll be waiting. Dan, he starts
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  Speaker 1: to feel like he loves Gomez in a different way.
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  Speaker 1: You've been there before and you know what I'm referring to.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this has happened, but for me,
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  Speaker 1: even if you crush someone, you'll know he loves you.
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  Speaker 1: It's not normal. Just love your best friend. So, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and freaking gentlemen, are you ready for this? Dan starts
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  Speaker 1: to crush this boy. Deadly. And each and every day,
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  Speaker 1: you start having a crush on someone. And you spend
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  Speaker 1: time with them daily. You see them daily. 24 freaking 7,
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Ladies and gentlemen. Mkona mimi? Hey, Dan, I
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  Speaker 1: canza ku. Okay, haku ambia Gomez kuna vile I'm attracted
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  Speaker 1: to you. But Dan, what Dan did, eh? He started
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  Speaker 1: to show love. Not necessarily saying. But he was showing
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  Speaker 1: attention deadly. Producer. There is that noise. Where is it
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  Speaker 1: coming from? Yo, my people. I was taking feedback. I
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  Speaker 1: was not hearing that particular noise. But. Let's continue with
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  Speaker 1: that guy. So, Dan. Boy, he started to show. Show. Producer,
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  Speaker 1: that noise is too much. So, we will continue our
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  Speaker 1: story without particular noise in the background. We will continue
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  Speaker 1: our story without particular noise in the background. We will
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  Speaker 1: continue our story without particular noise in the background. We
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: will continue our story without particular noise in the background.
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  Speaker 1: We will continue our story without particular noise in the background. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: there in the canteen, they go and treat him with mandazis.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Dan came from a, yo, comes from
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  Speaker 1: a very, still do, comes from a very rich background. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm spoiling him there with mandazis, you guys. Yo, anything
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  Speaker 1: there in the canteen, actually Gomez never spent his time
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  Speaker 1: there in the canteen. Dan was telling him, how do
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  Speaker 1: we go? So they eat together, they buy something. So
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  Speaker 1: they became best of friends, you guys. Definitely, if you're
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  Speaker 1: a best of friends, you have to exchange numbers. If
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  Speaker 1: you're on a holiday, you keep tabs. And ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: they exchange numbers. So, the first holiday, April holiday. So,
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  Speaker 1: I was at home. So, the chat was normal. And obviously,
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  Speaker 1: the chats were like, hey, how are you? And for Gomez,
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  Speaker 1: Gomez knew it was normal. Because he was my bestie
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  Speaker 1: in high school. But ladies and gentlemen, Buwetu Dan was
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  Speaker 1: falling in love with Gomez each and every freaking day. Pips,
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  Speaker 1: let the story continue. Waka ingia second term, you guy.
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  Speaker 1: Second term, bila bugda, bila mbombo, their friendship ina grow
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  Speaker 1: to levels, you guy. So, waka enda April holiday. So,
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  Speaker 1: we are not April, August holiday. Najaribu for this story
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  Speaker 1: kidogo because producer meni mbia tu sipitishe 25 minutes, you guy. Pips!
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Waka ingia August holiday pale amuzi onane, you guy. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: my friend, Dana has these familiar. So, in a text message,
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  Speaker 1: Dan texted my friend Gomez. Hey, tell me, how are you, Gomez?
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  Speaker 1: There's a way, I love you, but I don't love
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  Speaker 1: normally like I used to. Because whatever I feel for you,
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  Speaker 1: that's love that I can't explain. Because each and every
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  Speaker 1: day I'm seeing you, I'm falling in love with you. Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Dana said, Gomez, I mean, Yo, I love you, Kavile. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: he can love damn, you guy. He can kill his lady. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Yo. Gomez asked me, how many times
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  Speaker 1: have you been crushing on me, boy, you guy? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Dana said, how many times have I been crushing on you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but shit. Every day, I'm hurting. My
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  Speaker 1: love for you grows in levels. I know it's not
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  Speaker 1: normal for you to love me the way you love
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  Speaker 1: me the way you love me. Yo, I could be
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  Speaker 1: feeling that for other people.
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  Speaker 2: Tips.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Yo, I could be feeling that for
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  Speaker 1: other people. So, in the process, Dan tried to apologize
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  Speaker 1: to Gomez. He told him, Chill, I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: tell you what I feel for you. Yo, because I
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  Speaker 1: was humiliated from the first time, we went to the
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  Speaker 1: second time, you guys, and I'm feeling the same thing
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: over and over again. Yo, so, Dan, Gomez told him, Dan, wait,
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  Speaker 1: let's just stop this story because if you continue with
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: this story, you'll end up blocking it. Yo, Gomez told him,
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  Speaker 1: instead of friendship, let me end this story first So
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, because after him admitting or confessing his
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  Speaker 1: love for Gomez, Gomez sort of overreacted. I'm not texting
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  Speaker 1: him again. Let me just chill. So ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: He cut a contact a little. Are we together? And
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: he cut a contact. Deadly. So okay. Not to cut
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  Speaker 1: a contact like fully. To a cool down. Then you
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: text them later. Or if they are okay. They will
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  Speaker 1: text you back. So they came. For like two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: And truly you guys. If you want to know you
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  Speaker 1: love someone. Sometimes take a break from them. Then you
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  Speaker 1: will realize. They mean something. That process. The two weeks
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  Speaker 1: they were not talking. Hey, my friend, Gomez, he started
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  Speaker 1: to miss Dan. So, one day, he texted him. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I just heard that you have a girlfriend. Dan said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I took our friendship instead. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: tell you your feelings. Let me just kind of, let
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  Speaker 1: me just relax. I'll finish that story. That's also giving
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  Speaker 1: you time. I hope our friendship will be good. Gomez said, Dan,
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  Speaker 1: I want our friendship to continue. But that story started
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  Speaker 1: little by little. That's what made me feel some type
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  Speaker 1: of way. But that's not good. So this is not
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  Speaker 1: Gomez telling Dan, that's not good. That's not good. That's
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  Speaker 1: not good. Pips. So they kept talking, talking. And they
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  Speaker 1: came that time. But because there's a way of telling
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  Speaker 1: a person that he has a crush. There's a way
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: of telling a person that he has a crush. And
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  Speaker 1: when he goes back to school, he tells a person
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  Speaker 1: that he has a crush on Gomez. So Dan, to
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  Speaker 1: be on the safer side, Dan started sort of avoiding
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  Speaker 1: our boy Gomez at school.
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  Speaker 2: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why even our boy Dan used to go
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  Speaker 1: to Gomes School is because this particular school somewhere in
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  Speaker 1: freaking Kiembu are being queer. You are risking getting an
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  Speaker 1: X at school. So, Pips, oh, I was just adjusting
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  Speaker 1: my seat, you guy. I was sitting fit in the team. So,
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  Speaker 1: take the popcorn kit over there. Listen to this story,
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  Speaker 1: you guy. So, that's the relationship that started to come in. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Buwitu Dana started to play Gomez intentionally at school, eh?
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  Speaker 1: He tried to suppress the crush feeling, you guy. So, eh,
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  Speaker 1: Gomez timed one dance. Eh, he looked for her at
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: the games. Apparently, Gomez, sorry, Dan, was a man of athletics,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: of game design. He used to go to the beach
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  Speaker 1: to sit there in the pavilion and relax. So, we
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  Speaker 1: went to Dan. Gomez, sorry, he traced Dan to the field.
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  Speaker 1: He came and sat with him where he used to sit.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere in the pavilion, somewhere he used to sit. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Gomez asked Dan, what's this? Hey, Gomez, I can open up. So,
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  Speaker 1: Gomez now tells Dan, So, Dan, I've been in love
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  Speaker 1: with you from one. I don't know those feelings that
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  Speaker 1: came out from the first time. Yo, and the more
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  Speaker 1: I can hear the mom falling in love with you,
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  Speaker 1: you're the cutest person we have ever seen in school.
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  Speaker 1: You're so sexy, you're so pretty, you're so... Yo! So
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  Speaker 1: Gomez told Dante, here's what I want us to do.
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  Speaker 1: I want our friendship to go back to how it was.
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  Speaker 1: We'll work out this story little by little, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and freaking gentlemen, what's up with Gomez's coffee, you guys? Pips! So,
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  Speaker 1: that day, they spent time together. They went to the shower.
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  Speaker 1: They went to the dormitory. They went back to the supper.
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  Speaker 1: They sat together. In class, they had different roles. But,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: time of prep, they had to welcome their friends. So,
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  Speaker 1: they welcomed their friends. And they kept having that conversation
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  Speaker 1: over and over again. So, we call that a new game.
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  Speaker 1: That time you may songa konpigwa. Hello. And during this
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  Speaker 1: third time, you guys, kulikuwa na a particular AGM in
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  Speaker 1: the school. AGM, maparu, kam, na mafood, nini-nini. Mnajewa mbombo
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  Speaker 1: za AGM. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what the
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: AGM was about. But kamakawa, kamadawa. Si wazazi wa damta mekam,
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  Speaker 1: pali driving some crazy V8 engines, you guys. Uh... Pia...
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  Speaker 1: Wasazi wa... Wa Gomez ome come ninini... Yo! Uh... Na
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  Speaker 1: ikabidi because they are best friends eh... Ikabidi... It will
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  Speaker 1: be amazing wazazi wakijuana... So... Gomez... Uh... Nadante waka make
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: sure wazazi wawo me meet... Yo! Na wakajuana oh... Unajua
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  Speaker 1: watotonyo okyo best friends eh... Wazazi pia mnajuanaga by default eh...
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this works but uh... High school
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  Speaker 1: ina koga ivo... Yo. Pips. Long story short. That day
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  Speaker 1: after the AGM. Crazy shopping. Food. Yo. An amazing thing happened.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Because for Gomez. He brought shopping. Crazily huge. Like Gomez.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Because Dan comes from a rich family. So ladies and gentlemen. Done.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: But wait. Done an amazing. Cute. Done. He split everything
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: he had. And he brought Gomez. Hey. Shit. Gomez already
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  Speaker 1: feel that. Feeling you guy. He feel fitting. And here
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: he gave him another amazing hug in Cuba. Hello. RT.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You guy. And that day, something changed in their friendship.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Gomez started reciprocating love. So, that third time, actually before mid-term,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: another amazing thing happened. There was some club thing in
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: their school. I don't recall what it was. And ladies
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Dan was participating in that club thingy. And
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Dan said, hey, how are you, Gomez? Can you help
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: me with this particular project? I don't know if it
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: was robotics or if it was Sigma or whatever. And
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: as it was, Gomez, his friend, had to help him.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: So Gomez decided to be the right-hand person to help
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Dan do this project. So they were in a lab
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: or something like that. But as they were doing this project.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Gomez. Nantaka unipate vizuri. Dandio expressed his
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: feelings first for Gomez. But Gomez akaguza. Akashika boy wetu.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Dan mkono. So njo kunele kudara mtu mkono romantically. So
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Gomez akashika Dan mkono. And ladies and freaking gentlemen. Hello. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready with me? Feelings.
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  Speaker 2: You guys.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Guess what? Hello. Perfecto. Gomes. Kissed.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Done.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Because they were alone in that room. You guy. And
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: one thing about kissing. It comes with touches and everything.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: People are dead. You know how in high school. People
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: were dead. That kiss flowed for like five minutes non-stop.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I told you I enjoyed it. Because your crush gives
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you a kiss for the very first time. Hello. The
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: kiss was good. But they heard a movement on the pavement.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: They relaxed. You guy. Yo, Gomez looked Dan in the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: eyes and said, I would love to do that with
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you over and over again. Yo! Hello! Ladies and gentlemen,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: so the two boys will keep sneaking around Pale Shulem
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: They romance. They find themselves alone in some situations. They romance.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: On holidays, they exchange nudes. They imagine they are at
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: school later. Where is the deadlift? They finished form 1 yoga.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: They entered form 2. Same class. Hello. Yoga. One thing,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: they are at form 2 now. They are parents at school.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Because you know, form 2 is a deadlift. But let
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: me just give this story. And in Form 2, our
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: boy Dan was opening the club room of those staffs.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But they had an office, a particular room,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: where the robotics people were doing their preps. So, ladies
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, it's time for preps. Our boy, Dan, goes
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: to that room. A few minutes later, Gomez is on
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: account of that guy. And I remember they were kissing
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: and kissing in that room. I remember they lit the
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: lights and they locked themselves in. You guy! It was
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: so flowy. And I remember they were talking about romance
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: in high school. I remember in high school they were
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: talking about crazy hard romance. No penetration sex. And ladies
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, this show continued deadly. Mbako wakamaliza Form 4,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: wakaenda separate ways, they obviously kept Stubbs kidogo, but unajom
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: kia chana high school ina kuanga tricky you people meeting again.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: And ladies and gentlemen, guess what? Mbuwetu Gomez right now
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: pale Kampas you guy, ako pale tuk. He is combonging
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: people like crazy, you guy. So ladies and gentlemen, that
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: is the story of Gomez, you guy. I have voted
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: to give him a lot of money, you guy. But
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: that is the story of Gomez and Dan. An amazing
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: love story. Ladies and gentlemen, we are Dan. This is
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: actually your number one amazing audio podcast in the all
• 30:35
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• 30:38
  Speaker 1: modern podcasting. I love that part. Yoga. Salu is cute, actually.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: But either way, ladies and gentlemen, Astoria Gomez and Dan.
• 30:58
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• 31:27
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• 31:31
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• 31:36
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• 31:38
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• 31:47
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• 31:57
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• 32:19
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