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DLHS Hour 2 | Jamal Kingsley on One Voyage Jeopardy · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: The countdown is on to One Voice 2026, hosted by
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  Speaker 1: Ricky Smiley. Six days, one incredible ship, and only a
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  Speaker 1: few cabins are left. The concerts, the food, and the experience,
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  Speaker 1: secure your cabin at a special price. Log on to
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  Speaker 1: OneVoyageCruise.com for all of the details. Coming up, we got
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  Speaker 1: one more Jeopardy plus my.
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  Speaker 2: School, a real good book learning. You know, that's important
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  Speaker 2: to me. We talked about this earlier.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really tired of people who like I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: why people come on my page and tell me about
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  Speaker 1: talking about Nolan Wells. You are free to not listen
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  Speaker 1: to what I'm saying. And I tell you what, I'll
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  Speaker 1: make you a deal. I stop talking about it when
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  Speaker 1: they do something.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll stop talking about it when they do something. The
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  Speaker 1: only song ain't on me. And I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. I don't give a damn if it's 10
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  Speaker 1: years later. I don't feel no way tired.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: And I think they count on people getting tired.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They count on people forgetting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how your boy does it. They call flood
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  Speaker 4: to me to just throw a bunch of stuff out
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  Speaker 4: there so you can forget about the important stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't forgotten Carmelo Anthony.
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  Speaker 5: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: And how, isn't it ironic that the, what is the
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  Speaker 1: girl that killed Botham John?
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  Speaker 2: Amber Geiger?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: She's getting out.
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  Speaker 1: Amber Geiger walks into an apartment that she didn't belong
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  Speaker 1: to and shot the president of that man. A black
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  Speaker 1: man in his underwear and eating ice cream. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. You a bad boy if you a
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  Speaker 1: grown man and you a black man and you can
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  Speaker 1: eat ice cream?
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  Speaker 4: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: You a bad boy.
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  Speaker 1: You know you comfortable because when you eat ice cream,
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  Speaker 1: you know you ain't going nowhere that day.
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  Speaker 2: You was in for the night. It was a Friday night.
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  Speaker 1: You was at home in your drawers eating ice cream.
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  Speaker 2: She walks in.
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  Speaker 1: And kills that kid and she does seven years.
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  Speaker 2: It's out. Seven years. Austin, what is it?
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  Speaker 1: Carmelo Anthony defended himself from a racist bully and he
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  Speaker 1: got 35.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I think your system is a joke.
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  Speaker 1: When you tell me everything is bigger in Texas, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to ask you, is the bullshit too?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 5: We all know the answer to that.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it. You don't like what I say. I get it.
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  Speaker 6: I understand.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not mandatory. You don't got to listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: It's a la carte. You get to hear me. You
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  Speaker 2: don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: So listen to somebody else. Brandon Tainan got a podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to him.
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  Speaker 5: No!
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  Speaker 2: Do whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody want to hear from you anyway until they're in
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  Speaker 4: trouble and they want you to champion their cause.
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  Speaker 5: Man. I can't tell you how.
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  Speaker 4: Many emails we get every day of people sending their
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  Speaker 4: issues to us to send to you.
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  Speaker 5: We scream those out.
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  Speaker 2: And I can't tell you how many times I see them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want anything except that boy. I just think
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  Speaker 1: it's unacceptable that you're trying to tell me that kid
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  Speaker 1: died of nothing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That nobody's responsible for. Somebody is. He is back.
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  Speaker 1: This time with One Voice Jeopardy. Welcome Jamal Kingsley, the
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  Speaker 1: militant man.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 6: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man.
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  Speaker 3: Here to play One Voice Jeopardy. This is where we
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  Speaker 3: read lyrics.
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  Speaker 6: From artists from the One Voyage crews. And we will
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  Speaker 6: have people guess which artist it is. Today's contestants, of course,
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  Speaker 6: our beloved Jasmine Sanders.
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  Speaker 3: Winner, winner, winner.
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  Speaker 6: And our guest contestant, straight from the Congo. Marva, welcome
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  Speaker 6: to the show.
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  Speaker 3: Glad to be here.
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  Speaker 2: Hurry up before immigration runs in.
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  Speaker 6: We ain't got time for this.
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  Speaker 3: Go to ob2026.
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  Speaker 6: Com and you'll get a list of the artists that perform.
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  Speaker 6: And so when I ask you these questions, it might
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  Speaker 6: help you out. The first lyrics, Jasmine, are you ready?
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  Speaker 3: I think so. Here we go. Walked in this place,
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  Speaker 3: surprised to see.
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  Speaker 6: A big girl getting busy, just rocking to the go-go beat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it, I know it, I know it.
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  Speaker 3: Who is it?
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  Speaker 4: E.U.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations! Who was it?
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  Speaker 4: E.U.
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  Speaker 6: Walking in place, surprise.
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  Speaker 3: The same.
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  Speaker 2: A big girl getting busy, just rocking to the go-go beat.
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  Speaker 5: I could have done that last week, you know, easy
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  Speaker 5: as a person like that.
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  Speaker 3: Morba, are you ready? Here are your lyrics.
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  Speaker 6: That's why I keep hitting them with this grammar. Letting
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  Speaker 6: N-Words know that I'm the real mama jammer. Straight to
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  Speaker 6: the head like a chronic sack. I pass the mic.
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  Speaker 3: And yo, I passed it back.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, you know that. I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Now say it in Congolese. Now do that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm no... No, I'm... It's the brat, Funktified.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I keep hitting them with this grammar. Letting
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  Speaker 5: all y'all know that I'm the real Mamma Jamma.
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  Speaker 3: Straight to the head like a chronic sack. I passed
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  Speaker 3: the mic to the brat. And yo, I passed it back.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: So... All right, last one. Funktified.
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  Speaker 3: All right, this is the last one.
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  Speaker 5: It should be easy.
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  Speaker 6: Whoever knows it, jump in. There were many others after you.
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  Speaker 6: Quite a few one-night stands. Some of their names I
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  Speaker 6: can't remember.
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  Speaker 5: Dave Hollister.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations!
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  Speaker 6: There were many others after you.
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  Speaker 3: Quite a few one-night stands. Some of the names I
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  Speaker 3: can't remember. He, too, will also be on the One
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  Speaker 3: Voyage cruise.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Book your cabin today. Availability is limited and cabins are
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  Speaker 3: growing fast at OV2026. com or call 214-495-1963. Don't wait. Secure
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  Speaker 3: your spot before it's too late. Well, that's it for
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  Speaker 3: this week's edition of One Voyage Jeopardy. Till the next time,
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  Speaker 3: book your tickets, my brethren.
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  Speaker 1: Now it is time to present another diploma from D.L.
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  Speaker 2: School of Real Good Book Learning. Who do we have
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  Speaker 2: on the phone?
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  Speaker 6: This is Mary.
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  Speaker 3: Mary.
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  Speaker 2: Mary got a great voice.
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  Speaker 1: Mary.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you calling us from, Mary?
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  Speaker 5: I'm calling from Dallas.
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  Speaker 2: Dallas?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: This must be the good part. This must be the
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  Speaker 5: good part. I'm sure it's playing off.
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  Speaker 3: Suburbs of Dallas, actually.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh.
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  Speaker 3: Suburbs. Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Skip, well, you live in the suburb of Dallas, too,
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  Speaker 2: don't you, Skip?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely. Mary, which suburb are you living in?
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  Speaker 2: I'm in North Garland.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you there's no Martin Luther King Boulevard over there.
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  Speaker 6: I know that.
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  Speaker 1: All right skip tell uh tell your suburban neighbor the
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  Speaker 1: rules all right.
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  Speaker 5: What we're gonna do we uh we have you in
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  Speaker 5: the uh the.
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  Speaker 4: Uh actually executive doctorate program for deal school of real
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  Speaker 4: good book learning so what i'm gonna do i'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: give you a word A word you're going to have
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  Speaker 4: to use in a sentence.
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  Speaker 5: After you use it in a sentence, Jasmine will use
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  Speaker 5: it in a sentence.
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  Speaker 3: Then D.L.
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  Speaker 4: Will use it in a sentence. And we'll see which
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  Speaker 4: one of you got it the closest, okay? Are you
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  Speaker 4: ready for the word, Mary?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Today's word is pervicacity.
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  Speaker 4: Use pervicacity in a sentence.
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  Speaker 2: That we're going to have a perfect case that we're
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  Speaker 2: going to beat Trump this year. All right.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: That was her. Her shot at it. Jasmine, perfect case.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect case. Kamala Harris jumped into Mike Pence's ass during
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  Speaker 3: the debate.
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  Speaker 6: Hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: DL? This dude was talking slick to me with all
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  Speaker 2: that purple case.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like something you would say for real.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know what? I don't know if I've had a
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  Speaker 5: chance to say this.
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  Speaker 2: But we both got it right.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm going to say Jasmine is probably the right.
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  Speaker 5: But don't worry, Mary. Mary, forget it. She may have
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  Speaker 5: got the word right, but you got the diploma. That
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  Speaker 5: doesn't matter. Well, go ahead and finish the sentence that
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  Speaker 5: you remember saying.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you, pervicacity means stubbornness, willfulness. Like, they were
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  Speaker 4: both guilty of pervicacity, but eventually they came to a compromise.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, I said that dude stepped in without that pervicacity.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's, no, no, I said that.
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  Speaker 3: That's closer. That's closer.
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  Speaker 4: That could, too, but I didn't want Mary to feel
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  Speaker 4: like she was the only one that got it wrong.
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  Speaker 2: We know the girl, the woman from the suburbs didn't
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  Speaker 2: come close.
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  Speaker 3: We're saying that, but.
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  Speaker 2: She'll be all right.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe if you lived in Plano, you would know what
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  Speaker 1: that meant, but you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Mary, you don't listen.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you move to Grapevine and you'll.
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  Speaker 4: Understand what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Mary, Mary, you at work, Mary?
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  Speaker 4: See?
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  Speaker 5: See?
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  Speaker 3: You can do that.
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  Speaker 2: Suburb.
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  Speaker 5: That's how you can do it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just free Wi-Fi.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 5: I know they ain't.
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  Speaker 2: Doing, they ain't working from home by the Redbird Mall.
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  Speaker 1: I know that ain't happening.
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  Speaker 2: They at work. All right, Tim, tell her what she wants.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, we go, hey, we're going to shoot you a
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  Speaker 4: diploma from D.L. School of Real Good Book Learning. Put
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  Speaker 4: that right up there with your.
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  Speaker 1: That master's degree that allows you to work from home.
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  Speaker 3: That fine home and car.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's call somebody from Stop 6 in Fort Worth.
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  Speaker 2: We don't need all of this.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Mary. Thank you, Mary.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all have a good day.
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  Speaker 6: You too.
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  Speaker 1: We're recognizing some of the funniest comedians, some you know
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  Speaker 1: and some you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the stage, Trey Tetson. I found out that
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  Speaker 2: I don't like tall people. That's just what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I see you, my man.
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  Speaker 4: Everything.
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  Speaker 2: I hope none of your dreams come true.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I really do.
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  Speaker 5: How tall are you, big dog?
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  Speaker 2: Six, eight. F * * * you, fam.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell?
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  Speaker 2: This is my problem with you, 6'8. You don't empathize
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  Speaker 2: with short people pain.
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  Speaker 5: 6'8, you don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: It's like to have to put your car in park
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  Speaker 1: to put a gate code in.
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  Speaker 2: You have no idea what that's like, 6'8. Funny funny
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  Speaker 2: funny