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Gobble of Fire: Wonder Woman 1984 & The Last Starfighter · Multiple Nerdgasm

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it's the new year and Luke is going to start off by following through on
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something well Matt play the jingle Luke follows through
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on welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all a bit hearty so I don't really understand
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it Luke is that a little s penis damn I accidentally got soap in my urethra
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multiple nerdgasm your guide do all
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things
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nerdy he hasn't done it yet well what I have so remember last week we were
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discussing the last star fighter yes and I said I was going to go watch it well I
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did did you watch it at the parous Museum yes I did drove all the way up there went
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into I think it's in the quarantine Zone cuz we're lockdown again quarantine
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Jesus but and I still like it it's still a good movie I think I've changed my mind I
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don't want them to remake it anymore okay I want them to do a sequel okay do
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you remember how that movie ended I don't even remember how that
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movie began the lizard guy turns to him and goes turns out you're the penultimate star
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fighter well no so he comes in destroys the enemy Fleet yay everyone wins goes
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home picks up his girlfriend and then goes back into space with the lizard guy
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to start rebuilding the Army and then his younger brother jumps up onto the
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arade machine and starts practicing I'm thinking they should do a sequel now
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okay same actors back and do like a Tron legacy type of thing the younger brother
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would be 40 years old now so that could be quite good I mean we'd still be the
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target audience for the film I assume right well yeah I don't I don't care
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about other people I care about us so it that's that's my new what I
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want him to do no need for reboot or a sequel just do yeah just do a straight
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sequel it'll work and it'll make more sense than Tron I mean they are doing a
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lot of sequels to 80s movies but not a lot of them uh really obscure
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practically unknown movies like the last star fighter man is it is it I guess
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yeah kids don't know what it is it feels weird to feels weird to hear you say
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that but I suppose it is I guess it is it really is I mean don't get like we
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love it but we're the only ones who love it I remember seeing this at the Roxy in
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param when it used to be a c wow hey I I I still I'm I'm happy to go
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on record and say I think this movie would do better than
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Dune when it comes out if they would to make a sequel to the last star
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fighter Luke just hates Dune what did Frank Herbert do to
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you he wrote a book and I tried to read it a number of only read the first page
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Luke the only thing you know about it the only critiques you make of that book
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are on the first page page and I've read that first page so pretty tight dun
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Idaho creeps up behind him page one
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yep and then I knew it was you coming because of the way you walk blah blah
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blah yeah that's not the interesting bit Luke read on read
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on you got you never frontload a book like that Dan he's given he's given the
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game away on the first page it's like great this is a book about Duncan Idaho
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creeping up on people like books about
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sneaking I okay I don't like dun I've tried it's not going to work for me but
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I still honestly think I think the last St I would do better I really honestly
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do well like think about I know you guys love Dune but think about it for the
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audience General audience out there which movie do you think would do better
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I'm not even sure General audiences like space movies unless there's Guardians of
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the Galaxy in them and that's what I'm sort of going
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with like I'm surprised they want like I'm surprised you're not pushing for a
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Battlefield Earth sequel Luke Battlefield Perth it's said in Western
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Australia I don't remember that movie at all your friends at the church of
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Scientology certainly remember it they do I tell you they called me a couple of
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weeks ago yeah we discussed that yeah that's did Tom Cruz get in touch with
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you yet no I'm still waiting for Tom to give me a call all right oh he's he's
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been busy well actually I don't think he has been busy I think they've put
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filming on hold in uh Los Angeles again haven't they stand too close to someone Luke stand
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too close to someone and he'll he'll call you to tell you off I think
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England's still going uh La I think is shut down production again so the more I
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think about it him going off with people I'm so upset with way the media made
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that look they really led into it like he's lost gone off the handle for something
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stupid not not this time it's actually yeah no had a very good reason to it
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that reason was Co so welcome back Dan
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thanks I uh just forgot to turn up last
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week I just forgot what day it was I was confused by holiday and I just went to
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bed I woke up in the morning to a whole lot of texts and a miss call from you
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and uh but I like being able to listen back to the podcast that just you guys
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do you know I mean I feel I feel like I'm in the room but invisible when I'm
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trying to your way of retiring from the show yeah
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that's yeah just perpetually forget this is we've only got this we'
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got this episode our next episode is our special 400th oh God which is just
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insane don't don't say it's going to be special we haven't got anything plann we
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spammers yeah when was the last time either of you used iTunes I'll bet you
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do but you still use iTunes iTunes uh doesn't actually exist anymore I'll have
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you know doesn't it it's called music yeah it's called yeah music just music
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are you you a Spotify user on uh on your I was going to say what do you use but
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it's probably Spotify right yeah I only use Spotify I actually use yeah Spotify
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too I find it bizarre too like the the fact that like albums were so much a
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part of my life and now they just don't exist to me and not only that stereos to
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play those albums of were also a big part of my life and now I just have a
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speaker that I literally just say play music and it just plays music I like
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it's bizarre I use Spotify even though I
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know Spotify is the jerkiest of all of the companies and pays artists the least
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but it's still the best experience for
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me so I uh I just listen to it on everything wallow in self-loathing as I
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as I listen so yeah yeah and just hope you get your one cent anytime anyone
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listens to one of your songs one cent wow
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00001 Fair yeah ah the democratization of
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media so we've all made it to the New Year yes I think that's pretty good um
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now I went and saw a movie this week I actually went out to the movie I went
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out to the movies this week too Luke I wonder if we saw the same film I don't
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know I saw this um Little Indie thing called Wonder Woman 1984 yeah I think I
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saw an ' 80s movie as well yeah yeah or it might have been a series it was very
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it's a it's a remake I might have watched three episodes of the series
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back to back that movie was strange it
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understand it I had no idea what anyone's motivation was and we the start
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of the movie didn't need to be in it at all the first 30 minutes and 30 whole
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[ __ ] minutes cuz it's a really unnecessarily long movie CH not only
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could you cut it but I thought okay this is going to be the worst movie I've ever
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seen right and I'm not a fan like listeners to this podcast will know I I
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didn't like Wonder Woman the first movie and I was watching this going
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holy this is worse but after that I've
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got to admit it kind of just became a
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nothing movie which was kind of okay like it didn't make any sense and it was
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totally dumb but then again I find this much more enjoyable to
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watch than the first one which I felt was trying to tell me that it was a
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really good movie when it wasn't this one knew it was crap it knew and so
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therefore I just kind of enjoyed it one thing I found strange in it cuz I I
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still think that they went and did an ' 80s one because Marvel did a '90s one
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mhm yeah but they didn't really make it feel' 80s if that makes any sense it
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wasn't like a in in in a in a couple of ways they did you know like there was
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the Dopey scientist who was hot as soon as she took off her glasses and you know
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all of those kind of 80s tropes were in there um but I find they Wonder Woman is
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a ridiculous character she's ridiculous you know it's a ridiculous costume she
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has ridiculous powers and so I think the only way to do it is to do a ridiculous
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movie and they did and the 80s were ridiculous so I think it works well
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that's I think that's why I didn't like the first Wonder Woman movie they tried
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to make it all Z Snider and dark and serious and I just don't think that
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works for Wonder Woman so I like this better but yeah cut 45 solid minutes out
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of it yeah yeah cuz I read an article that said that they um the studio pushed
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to get the beginning of the movie I like I said I haven't seen it yet uh I know
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that there's two kind of pre-movie things that happen because
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from this article and Warner Brothers was like can we get rid of those and
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then yeah and py Jenkins was going no ESS be in there in like sound like I
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heard she she wanted it in there in case like someone was watching this was their
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first Wonder Woman movie so oh oh so that that did have some backstory to it
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but but that's what I liked about this or it's what I thought I liked about it
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was that this goes back to those old superhero movies where it's not an
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origin story it doesn't connect to a bigger Universe it's just this is one
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Adventure starring Wonder Woman they went and tied it back in in a whole lot
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of completely unnecessary ways I.E Chris
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Pine didn't need to be there yeah but you know what are you going to do I I
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still the one thing I still can't understand is this movie doesn't make
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sense to the Justice League movies no but I'm kind of okay with that because I
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[ __ ] hate those as well cuz when bleck comes in and sort of tries to get
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her to come out and be active like he's a photo I found of you from World War I
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she was running around in the 80s like a lot of stuff and hanging out with Chris
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Pine so it's like oh your long lost love from 100 years ago try 20 years
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ago yeah right yeah weird but I don't care it was just a dumb movie where one
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woman was doing stuns yeah I probably won't watch it I
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mean I will at some point but I don't there's no need to Matt there's no need
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to there's no need to but but honestly Matt it's better than the first one not
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that that's saying much I like the first one better you do okay go y first one
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was just so nothing this one is more
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nothing but in a good way I also read that the last time the first the first
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one cuz the end of the first one was just awful that horrible CGI [ __ ] Fest
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which is I mean I feel like there's the equivalent of that in this too well
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yeah well I read that they didn't uh they made her change the ending of
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Wonder one the original one I mean who knows if this is true this article to
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that yeah this article said that the it had a much smaller scale ending the
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first movie and they made they wanted to have a big battle yeah big CGI shitfest
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and so they they made her do that CU that's what everyone
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wants that made me wonder if if this one would be better because she might have a
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bit more freedom but it sounds like not really she got the freedom but then kept
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stuff that yeah it's not needed like yeah she fought for the opening half an hour
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which has no bearing on the movie does they don't even try and tie it back in
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later in the movie it's just her doing stuff right being a hero is that what it
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is it's her being a kid being a kid oh
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oh oh oh it's her being I get I got like
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it's um to set up her backstory flashback yeah there sort of two 15
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minutes long just to get to a point where her mom says something to her not
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her mom her trainer says something to her that then factors in later in the
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movie then we go to another Preamble that's got nothing to do with the plot
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just to see her as galad do in the Wonder Woman costume because you then
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never see her in that costume again for another hour and a half right she's just
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Diana Prince for the whole movie until the end where she's like [ __ ] it I'll
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put the skirt on but it did so well they've now fast
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tracked the third movie I don't think it has done well I think I read that it's
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not doing very well at all this week I'm seeing two sides of the two separate
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articles coming out like either they say it's done really well their Fast Track
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or it's done terrible and I think it's I think it did to judge it on I think it's
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hard to judge it on what they used to judge things on because yeah used to be
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box office you can't just go off box office anymore right they should just go
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off this podcast that's what they should do for all movies from now on Y and it's
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easy for us to see all movies now cuz there's only one two out at any given
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time I still didn't see it well it's still dangerous for you to see movies
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Matt oh yeah so you know it might be dangerous here soon too you know we have
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we've got something I mean you say that but I can actually I can literally just
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watch it in my living room if I if I wanted to that's true and we can't do
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that no or I would have cuz it cost me $100 to go to the [ __ ] movie yeah
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Jesus Christ I don't know I don't know what it cost here it's what 18 bucks a
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ticket and then you be and then your popcorn and so the eight that the 100
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bucks was just for tickets four tickets cuz I took my niece and nephew as well
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so qu and I nie and nephew
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$100 $25 a ticket [ __ ] hell so you're getting ripped off it's only like yeah I
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think it was 18 bucks for us yeah this Cinema has really done it done itself up
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like all the seats are leather and it's got [ __ ] Neon Lights showing you
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where to sit and stuff and they feel you they can charge 25 bucks for that yeah
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hey they charged it and you paid it so they're right seriously when my [ __ ]
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TV and my couch gets here I'm never going to the movies
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again I still like it and I think I like going more now than I used to because
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they're so empty yeah it's certainly a plus yeah I read a thing that compared
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Wonder Woman To The Last Jedi and I'm not sure if that was just attempting to
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kind of start a little bit of a a war online that it doesn't seem like it's
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it's it's got that level of nonsense going on I wouldn't say It's the Last
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Jedi I would say it's more like rise of Skywalker you'll watch it and there'll
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be no need to ever watch it again people either love it or they hate it well I
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think they me in the sense that critics went Gang Busters for Wonder Woman 1984
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and everyone thought it was going to be really good because all the critics were
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like yeah it's great and then they that's when they said oh yeah let's fast
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trck the sequel and then it came out and everyone was like well this isn't very
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good is it yeah which is kind of what happened with The Last Jedi and there's
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a lot of not very good like what I don't understand with these
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big movies like maybe it's so expensive that you have to make them really long
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like maybe it just doesn't justify the cost of $200 million to make a 90minut
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movie you know what I mean maybe it's it's you know it's 210 million to make a
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2 and a half hour one and they're like well that's more economical to do that
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but like when I saw do you see just don't do it the movies well they just
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they they just don't know how to write characters are they just meddling too
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much is that what it is I think it might be because like I
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understand what you're saying like they may be saying like we can't give people
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a 90-minute movie cuz they're paying so much and look at what Marvel do theirs
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are all go for over two hours but they've got a little bit more substance
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yeah Marvel they ain't yeah I did see an article this week
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about um is it Ray Ray something this the guy who plays Cyborg
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he never work he'd never work with the head of the DC films people again not
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that I don't think I think the feeling is mutual there um but yeah that's I
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mean maybe that's got something to do with maybe they are metalsome and I he
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was talking particularly in a in a I think bunch of uh racially negative ways
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I think is what he was talking about treated by just Sweden was yeah so I
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don't know if that would apply in in Wonder Woman's case but you know just
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maybe they are think say what you want about Disney but I think Disney's
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strategy is get really good storytellers and just let them do their thing now
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sometimes that doesn't pay off Lord Miller didn't pay off Ryan Johnson
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didn't pay off but like Dave filon [ __ ] pays off oh yeah like Kevin fige
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[ __ ] pays off you know what I mean like they when they get it right they
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get it right and they keep investing in their people whereas like
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you know Zack Schneider and when he didn't do well they killed off his
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daughter and you know all it's just you could just see the mations cuz
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when do we get the Zack Snider cut because that's going to be happening
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soon isn't it yeah he he's still posting [ __ ] on Twitter or not did you see what
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he posted this week hint hint Jared Le oh yeah have people worked out yet and
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start to understand that this is all still not going to be good couldn't even
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make it through the new trailer the new trailer is [ __ ] awful it wasn't like
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that the stuff he gave us before this was good and everyone loved I'm I'm more
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interested in this just as a as a kind of
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a uh an interesting bit of Pop Culture you know like the whole Snider
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cut thing I think is interesting and I'll watch it on that basis I'm more
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likely to watch that even though I hated that movie than I am the new Wonder
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Woman movie just because I still think it's setting a bad PR
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unless enough he makes it good like
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this if it is good that would be worse because it means that if people
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[ __ ] and moan and complain enough they can go back and redo things yeah and we
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don't want that no we'll end up with Mass Effect
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32
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yeah M when's Mass Effect come out oh God knows I don't think there's a
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date for it I think there's probably not even a game but you watched another
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movie I watched soul and uh oh yes I concur with you Matt this is a wonderful
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movie falls apart a little bit in the second half and I think the ending holds
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back a little bit from what it could have been uh but I W for it to
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land yeah correct but honestly this was
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[ __ ] great and I didn't
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the whole first half it's not [ __ ] kids movie the second half like once
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there's a cat in it it's a kids movie yeah till the end you kids are going to
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be like like it's about very I guess grownup yeah stuff about turns to me 30
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minutes in and she's like dude this movie is about you man yeah I'm like I
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know yeah it's about like what you know why you do why you doing what you're doing
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and why why are your dreams your dreams yeah and like what what aspects of Life
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are passing you by while you're so focused on trying to achieve
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your yes artistic goals it's like that um quote from uh from Harry Potter where
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dumore says this is true I'm not being a dick dumor says it doesn't do well to
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live in dreams and forget to live oh that's uh that's good that's good maybe
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I'll check out this Harry Potter someday it's a little Indie Little Indie uh I I
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do I do want to watch Harry Potter one day I've seen one and a half of the
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movies years ago I I want to finish watching them you mean as in be done with
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watching them forever no I think I stopped watching around it was either
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the Goblet Fire or the Phoenix so three four more
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movies uh gobble of fire gobble of fire is that the name of this this episode
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yep go yep Harry Potter movies are quite good I
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I must say I like them uh but not as good as soul I really liked Soul uh Luke
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you should check it out yeah you should actually Luke I think everyone should
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I'll get to it it's it's funny and it's uh touching
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and yeah Matt Matt did you
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cry uh I did not cry I not there were
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too many people around oh I didn't cry per se but I I got very
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emotional I got very chok choked yeah no no I I think I said last week I felt
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very like uh I think I said I felt attacked uh yeah but that's yeah yeah
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yeah yeah I found not in a negative way I was just like oh all right
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fine no no no but then you think to yourself well it's easy for you to
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[ __ ] say you're [ __ ] living your dream screener that's right you just
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made this film yeah exactly [ __ ] you you don't know me yeah all right Trent resar
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who just scored this film oh man oh I want to talk about Trent resar for a sec
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too right because I need to I need to make a formal and public apology to
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Trent resar and adus Ross um not because of this movie although they did a great
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job of the of this music in this movie fews ago week few weeks ago we said I
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said that you know what you get when you hire Trent
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you get their [ __ ] the sound of a finer film exactly and we decided look
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there's there's nothing wrong with having a style uh then I watched Finch's
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newest film M which is a joy it's a seen it but I've listened to the soundtrack
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and I was like a joy if you like Hollywood and old timey films and [ __ ]
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me if they haven't just created a old timey Jazz score that sounds right out
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of an old movie like I was I take back everything I said about them yeah yeah
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this soul I mean you can tell the bits where it's them cuz I mean Soul has it's
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it's a you know it's got musical stuff that's not them yeah got a lot of jazz
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and stuff like that that's um in there but when you when when it is them you
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can tell but it's also more I guess I
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mean it's a Pixar film so it wouldn't doesn't make sense for it to sound you
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know like [ __ ] I don't know uh I can't for some reason
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I'm blanking on any finer film think of a single finer film it doesn't make
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sense for Dragon Tattoo exactly it doesn't make any sense for it to sound
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like that and it doesn't no so but the sequences that their music features
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in it's not just doesn't give it away the [ __ ] afterlife like I don't know
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how they sold that to the executives like we're going to do this [ __ ]
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Kafkaesque abstract minimalist nightmare
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so funny I this looks very unique I think I don't think mentioned that the
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other week but the yeah that art style
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is [ __ ] intense I so good I want to watch it with a kid and just see if
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they're [ __ ] terrified by it honestly just nip out and grab one yeah it'll be
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fine hey want to come watch a movie yeah I've got a I've got a got a video player
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in the van how does it plug in and what's a video
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player yeah highly recommend it yeah I do too can I recommend something else
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it's not a film yes it's a television series and I watched one episode of the
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other day and then had to watch every episode of both seasons uh and then I
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cried into my hanky that there was no more and I watched every little clip and
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interview online and that's succession
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on HBO with Brian Cox um this is [ __ ]
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Shakespeare in the modern world and I loved it I loved it it's a borderline
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soap opera so it's kind of like a guilty pleasure but it's about this uh
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immensely wealthy family who just [ __ ] hate each other and all of them
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are just trying to be the CEO of the company that their family owns and it's
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it's [ __ ] King Le um in America and it's great the
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dialogue the dialogue it's just I've seen this not not seen it
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but like but like yeah I've been aware of it too and and I just hadn't been
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interested oh it's comedy drama all right I it's not a comedy but it is
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immensely funny and if you if you want to be convinced that I'm not doing a
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good job go and watch nerd writer's um little five minute video essay on it and
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it will convince you that's I feel like I've seen somebody mention this in like a YouTube
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video or something as a well you might have seen R he does
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just the dialogue yeah it's amazing and it's made me really appreciate Brian Cox
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too cuz I was like what is Brian Cox in and like IMD beat him he's in [ __ ]
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everything and he's invisible I couldn't list any Brian other than X-Men right
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other than X-Men I couldn't think of what he was in but he's been in so many
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films and he's always great and and and he's just such a a powerful presence I'm
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I'm like I can literally picture him in something and I can't remember what it
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is yeah that was kind of my attitude as well and I'm probably picturing a number
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of different films just not realizing it well I think that I thought he and Brian
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Den were the same person for quite quite some time cuz I was like Brian Cox yeah
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he was great in the Rambo movies no he's not in them you know what I mean right
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yeah yeah Brian deny died this year right oh he did he did why didn't he
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come up on our list [ __ ] it I'm changing my crocodile to Brian Den too
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late Hitler's pet Brian Denny
28:01
I want that in print somewhere I know we already named this episode
28:07
but please make sure that's in the blur I've just been continuing to watch
28:11
Elementary a lot it's very I did watch I did watch an episode of that and I I
28:17
thought it was quite good Johnny Lee Miller is really good as uh as homes and
28:23
uh and Lucy L great like so it's good it's good show well this there's a lot
28:29
of stuff that came is coming coming out now I just this week uh season 3 of
28:33
Cobra Kai came out got to catch up on season 2 I loved season one but then for
28:38
some reason I haven't gone away season 3 I watched in one day it's it's good the
28:44
acting is not the greatest the fight scenes are also not the greatest but
28:48
it's just a good show there's a lot of kid acting in it which which turns me
28:53
off but I think some of the fight scenes they had especially when having like
28:58
lots of people fighting background you could see where it's like okay I put my
29:02
arm here and then I hold here while this person moves to the left and that's karate
29:09
yeah if it's real people in the fight scenes and it's already better than the
29:13
fight scenes in Wonder Woman though which it just cuts into a video game cut
29:17
screen every time there's a I've not watched any of Cobra Kai and
29:22
I know everyone says it's good but I just I don't know just doesn't interest
29:26
I'm sort of Happy that it did get a season 3 and even season 4's coming cuz
29:31
after YouTube went we're not making stuff anymore mhm so Netflix picked it
29:36
up it's the [ __ ] was a top rated show at at one stage too like people are
29:42
eating this up and it's 40-year-old guys like us and kids my nephew's 10 and he
29:47
[ __ ] loves it he wants to do karate now yeah right Matt remember Karate Kid
29:53
how much we lost Karate Kid yeah I S of the movies mate [ __ ] watch Cobra k
29:57
then what are you doing I don't know it's I'm just not I don't know watch the
30:02
first episode for next week it's half an hour watch one if you don't like it I'll
30:07
never mention it again just yeah like I
30:10
said just Johnny is the good guy yeah but he's also not they're
30:16
both they both you you can both see both are the good guy but they're both also
30:21
terrible yeah yeah cuz they they yeah exactly they're human they're rich I've
30:26
got wellth thought out characters I got another six seasons of Elementary I got
30:30
to get through before I can watch something else no no you I mean you do you do love your
30:36
Sherlock Homes the other good thing about elementary is that it's it's a
30:40
good oldfashioned American TV series so it's got 24 [ __ ] episodes a season it
30:45
goes forever it just it's all the new ones you know new series is like his six
30:51
episodes or something and it's it's over too soon this goes on forever it's great
30:56
I'm sure the writing will taper off no man they just sack their Riders and
31:01
get new ones yeah Fair yeah I also watched the first episode of the new
31:08
season of the expanse which is a [ __ ] fantastic show and I need I'm not even
31:12
up to date I'm not even up to date with that I got to watch season 3 still
31:17
that's um that's a show that Jenner is not interested in at all so I got to
31:22
watch it uh by myself at some point too much space politics which is
31:29
and I was going to argue and then I watched the first episode of season and
31:32
I was like there is a lot of just talking about space politics in this
31:36
I'll I'll just let that go that's going to be a me show I mean space politics is
31:41
like the second best thing about space behind space space existentialism and
31:47
slightly ahead of just space shooting yeah and IDE you have all three which
31:52
they do like they cuz I guess they got to set up certain things for the season
31:56
that so there's this first episode in particular there's a lot of lot of
32:00
people sitting around and politicians talking about you know we've put
32:03
sanctions on this and these terrorists have come in we've had to do that and I
32:06
was like yeah she's not going to like this never mind I'll let it
32:10
go great show though it also has space monsters that's what I was I was like
32:17
maybe you know it's got space monsters
32:18
you like monsters in space but also
32:24
politicians she is American though so I can understand why she just doesn't want
32:28
to hear about politicians fair oh I watched something
32:32
else sick of them I watched Charlie
32:35
Brooker death to 2020 I how is that so you Charlie Brooker used to do his
32:41
screen wipe where he would do a mockumentary at the each year about the
32:45
the Going's on and he hasn't done it for many years because he's been busy with
32:47
black mirror and all of that he's done this 2021 and it's surprisingly good I
32:54
laughed out loud many many times it's well worth a watch it's it's silly it
33:01
it's silly but it's also quite clever okay all right I might give that a go
33:07
and watch it now don't watch it in a year you won't care you won't get you
33:11
won remember the the jokes you got to watch it now while it's all sort of
33:14
relevant yeah there a lot actually happened last year that you sort of just
33:18
forget about I saw there was uh on New Year's before the the Time Square ball
33:25
drop which was [ __ ] miserable this year by the way did you see that that I
33:28
mean obvious for obvious reasons but it was just like it was even worse than I
33:31
had imagined just cuz I mean there was there were people there but they were in
33:35
like little cubicles and there were not a lot of people there and then the the
33:38
it was already midnight and then they still had the musical guests singing and
33:43
I was like well they [ __ ] the timing up on this and then they started the
33:47
countdown I'm like well was it's 2 minutes past now and then the the ball
33:51
came down and then just a couple of little fireworks shot out the side I was
33:54
like oh God so who was the musical guess that was so important they couldn't cut
34:00
away from them I don't know it was a you
34:04
a woman singing imagine no no of I guess
34:07
no not not not someone I listen to but before all of that they had a
34:13
retrospective of all the people who had died in
34:16
2020 and I I was I kept going oh [ __ ]
34:21
yeah oh God him too oh her oh I forgot
34:24
about them like just so many yeah like bri that's how I remember you know when
34:31
you said Brian I was like oh yeah he because he was part of that Montage it
34:35
was so Montage well like even when you brought up in a couple weeks when you
34:39
like Chad rck Boseman like I forgot that happened and that was only in August
34:45
yeah yeah well I know it's 2021 now but I'd like to i' I'd like to nominate a
34:52
geek of the week oh all right did you guys have one
34:57
last week is this the first geek of the week of the New
35:01
Year well it's the first podcast of the New Year yes I think the other one came
35:05
out on uses day didn't it oh yeah but we recorded it before yeah we weren't in I
35:09
don't think we did have a geek of the week I no no I don't remember you doing
35:13
it this uh nomination uh is an actress by the name of Tanya
35:19
Roberts uh she is a Bond girl [ __ ] we're losing the Bond girls man we've had so
35:25
many Bond girls go in the last couple of years and a
35:29
she was inew to aill not the best definitely not the best one of the worst
35:35
in fact B movies it's one of the more memorable ones though that's true that's
35:40
true but she was also in a film that we talked about only a couple of weeks ago
35:46
Luke she's the girl from Beast Master oh I've got to watch that I'm trying to
35:52
remember that I mean if you Google Tanya Roberts you you mostly just get pictures
35:56
of her and cheap 80s adult magazines I'll be
36:01
honest um Academy Award win she was
36:07
not oh Google auto correct I typed in ten yet and it it auto correct like like
36:13
suggested first one Robert's Dead
36:19
Oh brutal um oh she was the mother from
36:23
the 70 show what what
36:28
she was Donna's mother in That 70s Show never seen that show I thought neither
36:34
have I but I thought I knew all the characters she's not that little old
36:37
woman who's married to uh that's what I was thinking I was thinking that woman
36:42
the [ __ ] leave it's not Michael Ironside is it who's the father no it's
36:47
the other guy who I always mistake for it's it's the the bad guy
36:54
from you want to live forever well that's the thing no no it's the bad guy
36:58
from half the stuff that's not from the 80s that's not Michel
37:02
inside yeah but not not not her she she
37:07
was Donna's mother she wasn't in it as much and then she left the show is Donna
37:12
the redhead yes yeah oh she was on TV's Charlie's
37:18
Angels according to this image of her that says whatever happened to Tenya
37:23
Roberts um she died that's why I don't I
37:27
I don't know I so what did she die of do
37:31
we know just being old it was non-co
37:35
related okay well good oh I think she5 Roberts was on a walk with her dog on
37:41
Christmas Eve and then collapsed at home so I guess they're blaming the dog
37:47
yeah maybe it's that same dog that drove that car into a ditch last week
37:55
yeah oh that's a shame what I want to know is does Luke going to let
38:02
her get geek of the week I'm not I I I can't I can't give it to her we're not
38:07
going to have the
38:12
first I don't judge M she got close with Beast Master yeah I thought it might
38:17
have been Beast Master that would get her across the line but it hasn't I'm
38:21
sorry no same she died but she doesn't quite meet the criteria for Geek in a week
38:28
oh I'm sure she's disappointed sure her family going to be upset to hear that
38:33
that not given her this award do we have uh do we have a geek of the week
38:38
rejection jingle mat I think we need one even if it's just the geek of the week
38:42
played backwards it's we need something actually you know what I think that is
38:46
what we've done in the past
38:54
so there you go I did a geek of the year jingle for uh for the end of year
39:00
episode the other week oh that's you did oh was [ __ ] Epic Man I meant to
39:04
mention that to you yeah it was like ah [ __ ] it you you just [ __ ] went for it
39:09
you were like this may be my only chance London Symphony Orchestra well we can do
39:14
it um remind me Matt I tell I got to tell you a story but it's going to be in
39:19
the Afterparty but remind me okay all right okay uh well I've got I've got a
39:23
musical music related uh story I
39:28
misinterpreted a song well I have this this reminded me a little bit of as soon
39:33
as I had said this it reminded me of you know your story about your dad on the
39:36
ferry Dan where as soon as the words escaped my mouth I realized no you are
39:42
wrong that is not we were
39:46
driving and Pearl Jams black came on the radio
39:52
and I said this song's about AIDS isn't
39:56
it and as soon as I said
40:00
it Jenna gave me a look and I was like
40:04
it is absolutely not about AIDS not in not even
40:09
remotely and I don't know why I thought
40:13
that but I have since I was a child thought that I'm just through the lyrics
40:20
now I mean there's no no it's about being dumped and
40:26
basically because he had AIDS I guess yeah what's that's what I kept maintaining as we
40:33
discussed discussed it don't where I wonder if there was some link like is it
40:39
in a film where a character had AIDS or something like that trying to figure out
40:44
everything was [ __ ] eights right yeah that's what I was trying to figure well
40:48
I mean PE Jam's 90s right but I guess we were we were raised on a diet of AIDS
40:53
so [ __ ] Matt your quotations tonight are off the [ __ ]
40:59
CH please let's redo the opening credits and it's just [ __ ] everything you said this
41:05
episode but yeah I just uh I don't I don't know where I got that from and
41:11
like I said as soon as I soon as I said the words I was like that song is
41:14
absolutely not about AIDS not not even remotely I don't know why I think I
41:19
don't know how many songs are about AIDS Matt quite honestly yeah not as many as
41:23
I apparently think well actually I went and saw rent this week at the Sydney
41:29
Opera house and all of those songs are about AIDS
41:34
yeah okay 10 songs you didn't know were about AIDS is is James black on there
41:40
you're black okay Philadelphia I did know about that Madonna in this life
41:45
don't even know that song Cindy laa boy blue don't know that Elton John the last
41:50
song not sure which one that is but I probably could have thought about it
41:54
tcl's waterfalls is about eight
41:58
is it yes his health is fading and he doesn't know why three letters took him
42:03
to his final resting place I mean I don't know the lyrics of this very well
42:07
but that certainly sounds like it's about AIDS H or a
42:13
[Laughter]
42:16
gun that's quite good Luke I like that oh I missed it I missed it I was too
42:21
busy reading about [ __ ] three letters took him to his last resting place and
42:25
you said that sounds said or
42:30
gun it was good uh I remember you know we always we
42:36
always remember that uh that anti-ad ad
42:39
with the grimers from when we were kids yeah but I also remember I was at a
42:46
school fate um with handycrafts and stuff um and there was one that was
42:52
jewelry and there was uh this one woman there somebody's mom from the school and
42:58
she was looking at jewelry and she was saying to the teacher who was there uh
43:03
you know selling the the stuff fundraising she's like my my husband's a
43:07
biky so do you have any jewelry that like might be cool for a biky and the
43:11
teacher was like oh I've got this Grim Reaper and she goes he doesn't have
43:17
AIDS and I remember thinking well yeah it's all the Grim Reaper does is give
43:22
you AIDS yeah and Bows yeah in a very
43:27
smoky bowling alley yeah yeah also cigarettes he's into cigarettes I guess
43:33
with hooks on them oh God God cigarettes cigarettes with hooks remember that Miss
43:39
oh yes but I still miss smoking the hook comes out of the cigarette butt
43:45
Jesus when we were kids yeah in the 80s could mate do you remember the ants
43:51
pants ad right ants pants is a brand of underwear in Australia for overseas
43:54
listeners the ad was a girl letting ants crawl up the inside of her leg right up
44:00
to her crotch and then she [ __ ] gets an ant eater and puts it on her bed you
44:05
know I do remember that and I never thought about it until you just
44:10
said that like I remember I L I remember it very vividly never thought it was odd
44:15
until you just said that and now I'm ad an innocent kid yeah and you think
44:21
nothing of it exactly you could do whatever you wanted on TV in the'80s in
44:25
Australia it was a glorious except except show any minorities you
44:30
couldn't do that you couldn't do
44:33
that uh follow up apparently spam is so
44:38
popular in Asia that there is also a a vegan version of it told you man told
44:44
you that reminds me I actually brought a can of spam well now mat as well tried
44:50
it yet I can buy some Omni pork luncheon it's
44:56
called I know omn pork omn pork it
45:00
sounds like a no specific part of the pig well it's not it's not it's it's
45:07
it's like fake but yeah omn pork that's
45:12
the name they went with plantbased so guilt-free spam so I did the one thing I went and
45:18
brought the can of spam now I will eat it next week all right and I'll talk
45:23
about how should I make what should I prepare what do I do with it oh man just
45:28
like that you can you can slice it can I just eat it cold no don't don't do that
45:34
do not do that do not eat it out of the can it'll basically just be Chum okay
45:38
don't do that okay right take it out of the can slice it thinly slice it and pan
45:44
fry it with some eggs for your breakfast
45:48
right or later on in the day slice it
45:52
into fries and deep fry it as a snack also good I don't know Luke should be
45:59
deep frying things without somebody around to supervise him fair yeah I
46:04
don't think Luke's allowed to use the oven in his house so no so I might just
46:08
go with the uh eggs yeah so instead of baking and eggs I'm having spaming eggs
46:14
spaming eggs all right I'll let you know how it goes next week can I ask you a
46:18
question yes uh Hannah is away or has been away right for a
46:24
bit Luke does the his house well no no no I know Luke Cooks we know this we
46:29
know this about Luke but what I also know about Luke is that he doesn't do
46:33
the dishes because he doesn't like getting his hands wet so are you just
46:37
letting the dishes pile up in anticipation of Hannah's return what
46:42
happened was for some reason when Hannah's like
46:47
here I just forget to eat oh
46:50
okay and when I remember to eat I'd get takeaway and just eat out of the
46:56
containers that came in and then just throw the containers away okay I like
47:01
how he's not denying that he won't do dishes no I I I don't do dishes I don't
47:07
like getting it's true I don't like getting my hands you know there's such a
47:09
thing as washing up gloves for exactly that purpose because some elderly women also
47:16
don't like getting their hands wet when they do the washing up yeah but I I I
47:20
don't buy any of them you you could though you could youn do that then I'd
47:25
have to get plates for when you make your spaming eggs that's what I used to
47:29
do when I lived by myself maybe just get yourself a dishwasher we do have a
47:34
dishwasher now but sometimes if it's just one person he has a dishwasher man he has a
47:41
dishwasher still dish yeah but his dishwashers in Queens [ __ ] dishes
47:47
[ __ ] that's a joke spit a I spent I spent absolute fortune on buying some
47:53
bottles that are dishwasher safe for my soda stream
47:57
I got a stream for Christmas did you yes
48:01
I did [ __ ] I know for 60 bucks you can buy two one lit bottles that a
48:06
dishwasher safe M okay cuz Hannah won't
48:10
wash the bottles she won't and good enough so I just threw them
48:16
away and brought really expensive ones instead are they Glass by any chance no
48:22
then I want glass ones cuz when I was a kid can get a glass one okay I want to
48:25
look for that explode you don't you don't freeze them no no no like cuz
48:30
you're you're no you carbonation I I'm just asking when I was when I was a kid
48:35
we had one and they were all glass cuz not as many things were plastic when we were
48:40
kids but yeah what happen you don't completely fill the bottle so in a liter
48:45
bottle you fill up like 720 mil and then you put the bubbles in and that's then
48:50
so if you were to fill it and then try to carbonate it that's where it'll go
48:55
everywhere I bottled my first batch of mead yesterday I saw that so last week
49:00
or the week before you were talking about how you have trying not to even
49:03
drink in your house because you have a pregnant wife and it's unfair now you're
49:07
making your own alcohol well I mean you've leled it up I started it six months
49:12
ago right beforehand uh and it needed to be puddled so it started the
49:16
impregnation or the so have have yeah all at the same time yeah have have you
49:22
tried any of them I did I did I tasted it and it's quite good and apparently it
49:28
only gets better so I was pleasantly surprised by that but yeah so well
49:32
that's good by the time we're allowed to travel again me and Luke can come and
49:36
visit we can try some meat cuz I like meat I've got a bunch of bottles of it
49:39
I'm going to age some what's what's the key ingredient m is it is it hone yeah
49:45
so I mean meat is so easy it's it's literally a a bunch of water and you
49:51
dump a bunch of honey in and then you heat it up so that the honey all melts
49:55
and then you put it in a in my case a you know Carboy in like a gallon jug mhm
50:02
uh with some yeast and then and Al I you know put some fruit and stuff in there
50:06
as well to make it little delicious but uh that's all it is and then you just
50:11
leave it for six months and then or although I I did you know rack it as
50:17
they call it into other car like other bottles so at a certain point all the
50:22
yeast goes to the bottom you end up with like a sludgy gross bit at the bottom so
50:26
you take get out of one jug put it into another jug leave all the crud in the
50:29
bottom and then let it sit again oh okay so you can make just Perpetual meat yeah
50:35
it's kind of like you just filter out all that crap at the bottom and then now
50:38
so this this time I could just put it straight into the bottles um and it was
50:42
yeah and then uh I mean it's pretty alcoholic I don't have I ordered one cuz
50:48
it's ridiculous cuz it was $10 I don't have the tool the hydrometer that you
50:52
use to measure the alcohol content H so I have no idea what the alcohol content
50:57
is but I do know it could be one or 20% it's quite High yes but as you guys
51:03
disced there no laws in America about how much you can drink uh so [ __ ] go
51:08
if you yeah it's it's illegal to distill at home yes but you can ferment whatever
51:13
the [ __ ] you want it's it's not it's in austral it's still it's still legal to
51:19
use a steel but you're only allowed to distill
51:23
water can't legally which who's distilling water yeah everyone who gets
51:30
caught making corn cob
51:34
moonshine steing some water I don't know what you're talking about cuz with
51:39
fermentation the yeast turns the sugar into alcohol and but then at a certain
51:44
point and I mean it can never get that alcoholic because once it reaches a
51:49
threshold the yeast just dies the alcohol kills the yeast and then it
51:52
stops so like it's never going to get more than like 20% a so I wanted to
51:57
steal my own gin now that'd be neat how do I do that I looked into it if it
52:02
wasn't federally illegal here I think it would be okay in Rhode Island but it is
52:07
federally 145 bucks I can buy a still huh New Zealand you do it over to New
52:13
Zealand I know that because there's a guy on YouTube who does it in New
52:17
Zealand w i can get a 100 liters still that's a lot of
52:22
$1,000 do you need 100 lers of gin you know what I'm going to I'm going to
52:26
withdraw that question I'm start with 10 lers cuz 10 lers is only 145
52:33
bucks what do you need what do you need to make Jin Luke actually don't know cuz
52:38
when I've made Jin myself it's been by using vodka and then just distilling
52:43
Junes yeah well I mean vodka is just a quite basic distilled grain alcohol
52:49
right so I think you just make vodka and then do the same thing and all Jin is is
52:54
vodka with juniper that's it so I imagine that's all it need to be Jin I
53:00
another is another thing I always thought uh and it is sort of true I
53:04
thought all vodka was made of potatoes that's not true just some of it is oh
53:08
really I thought that what oh yeah I guess that makes sense cuz like all
53:13
whiskey is not made from the same thing either right so it doesn't have to
53:17
because I I guess I thought if it wasn't made from potatoes it wasn't vodka yeah
53:22
but no it's not it's not like that it's it's weird it's like the whis and stuff
53:27
like you have rice whiskey and cuz I remember I know listeners who saw Jenna
53:32
and I on the big head mode uh fallout drinking uh what was that pub crawl that
53:38
we did on the live stream many many years ago we'll know that Carlo brought
53:42
his Polish potato vodka in a filthy bottle and that was supposed to be the
53:48
every time in the game we drank irradiated water we had to do a shot of
53:53
of this potato vodka uh and and then listeners will also anyone who saw it
53:58
also recall that we got [ __ ] drunk and the producer and started
54:03
flipping and random switches and the produ yeah the producer uh left cuz he
54:09
was like I'm going to bed and then we were just left in the
54:11
studio uh live on stream until some God [ __ ] forsaken hour of the morning I I
54:18
I wonder if there's a video of that somewhere because I obviously have not
54:21
seen it there must be right I experienced it but I haven't seen it so
54:26
well maybe not unless they exported it it may be gone forever yeah maybe it's a
54:31
good time though we should do more streaming stuff I we should I need to
54:36
close this down I'm looking at Stills stop yeah I'm not sure I should not make
54:40
my own gin that would be a terrible thing for me to you'll send yourself
54:44
blind with how strong I would make it yes probably well I'll try and get some
54:49
of this Omni pork and I'll make myself some Omni pork and eggs for uh for
54:55
breakfast okay and then we'll come back and we'll exchange notes let me see can
55:00
I get Omni pork on Amazon oh [ __ ]
55:03
pork online what is this Omni Pork yeah
55:08
oh my God it's a it's not but it's not like he's ordering like a yeah I guess Pig
55:13
leg kind of spare still and I and I guess I'm forgetting
55:18
that he does his groceries through Amazon this is not just like he's cuz
55:21
when when I get something on Amazon it comes from a long way away yeah find omn
55:27
pork where can I find omn pork looks like nowhere in this country oh that's a
55:33
shame especially cuz if you ordered there you it' be delivered in what an
55:37
hour yeah okay Ali Express get it straight from China Straight From the
55:40
Source yeah it's available in Hong Kong maau Philippines Singapore Taiwan United
55:46
States because they know to get you some scent from the not a lot of people here
55:48
would be eating it cuz no one here knows what spam is and also howari yeah
55:54
exactly don't know what vegetarian as evidenced by when you go to a
55:58
restaurant you ask everything vegetarian and they're like oh yeah this one's just
56:01
got some chicken in it yeah yeah we've got this salad with the bacon and just
56:07
eat around that it'll be fine and I'm not one of those people
56:11
that gets grumpy with them they just don't know it's fine um speaking of
56:15
getting grumpy um I'd like to talk about something that makes me incredibly angry
56:20
um but not anymore so a couple of weeks ago we did our games of the year and uh
56:26
my runner up was a game not from from last year from 2016 actually but last
56:32
year it was back in the news and we played it for the first time so I
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counted it as a 2020 game and that's this war of mine I talked about how I
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hated it and how it made me sad and how I couldn't stop playing it cuz I just
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needed to win I just needed to [ __ ] win well boys I [ __ ] won I survived the
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war so what to survive you have to survive like 45 days or something it
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changes it changes basically goes through Cycles so you you do your summer
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your winter there's a a period where there's just lots more looting and it's
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just it just ramps the intensity and it was incredibly difficult it took
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me several days to play this one campaign um and actually by the end no
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one that I started with was still alive I lost two people from my original party
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in one night the first night it got cold Jesus um and I had just one person left
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somebody else came and knocked on the door and I invited them in then the
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other original person died and then this one poor woman did the last 20 days
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herself [ __ ] hell which is probably you're probably lucky that that it
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worked out that way because she had no connection with those other people she
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didn't get straight away depressed with everyone dying around she just walked in
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and gone sweet I've scored myself a house with all this food it wasn't quite
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as simple as that um and actually after the winter it but it got to the point
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where cuz you know you try to stockpile stuff but I was getting raided so often
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that it wasn't worth me having anything in my house I couldn't use on the day I
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found it right which was just this extra level of intensity and since it was just
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me I could either go raiding at night or
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stay in guard or sleep but not one not more than one of those so it was
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challenging but also the containment of it made it kind of easier as well in
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some ways too so I think that's why I got my problem with that game is I I
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don't pay enough attention so I'll I'll get distracted by something and I won't
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read something correctly and I'll do something stupid like forget to send
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someone out you to the someone by mistake you go somewhere you back to the
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same place you went that you already cleared out yeah yeah and you come back
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go sorry guys I didn't get anything oh you're dead never mind then I'll be off
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I'll just eat you but that's not the only game I've been playing because uh I
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finally just [ __ ] hooked up my Xbox series X so that's a thing now my TV is
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still not here but it's hooked up to my monitor this monitor right here that's I
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talked up to you as well yeah yeah what do you think of the load times [ __ ] me
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so good right you turn on your console and it just loads your game at your last
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Point like amazing yeah and can does it with multiple games it's not even like it's
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just that last game you were playing you've done a fast travel in in
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Assassin's Creed Odyssey yet yeah bam straight there yeah amazing amazing
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there was one issue which I discuss on safe this week is uh I'm playing Modern
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Warfare that remastered now there's a little exploit to finish it on veteran
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right so you play the game on recruit get to the last checkpoint and then you sort
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of quit out go to restart the mission uh
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on veteran do a hard restart uh reload the game and load it up and it takes you
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to a checkpoint you're in veteran it's great except the Xbox loads too quickly
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legitimately yeah this is how he gets his gamer score go on mhm yeah it's it's
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it's above board sure yeah sounds like it it's not cheating it's just an exploit
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that was found sure so I'm going to have to hook up my old Xbox just so I can do
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this so I can get the veteran achievements because I'm not good enough
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to play it on veteran cuz you're not a veteran yeah I play it on
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veterinarian yeah that's how Jenna plays it too that's why she's so good at
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it oh there's a cat behind you Luke sure that won't surprise you so you're loving
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the series X are you going to check out cyberp Punk Dan I
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am you can you can check it out now even though you're hearing terrible things
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it's fine plays absolutely fine on the Xbox series fine yeah you're really
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selling me absolutely fine Luke alerson no no it is it is I'm still playing
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fantastic yeah yeah yeah look I I I will I wanted to I wanted to just straight
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back into uh Assassin's Creed hesty cuz I've just really missed it but [ __ ] me I
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just met up with my mom with Alex 's mom and I thought okay this must be getting
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towards the end of the story now but I I've still got half the map at least
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maybe more yeah it's [ __ ] huge that's what I was saying yeah what else can happen
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[ __ ] oh I got up to the I know the bit you know luk what you said in cyber punk
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you get to the bit where it says point of no return yep yeah I've got to that
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so a lot earlier than you'd be expecting isn't it yeah although because you'd
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said that when I the particular Quest that I'm on I was like I bet this is I
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bet this is where it's going to happen and then yeah so yeah but you're right
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yeah you could get there pretty quick if you just yeah I think there's less than
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like 10 missions for the actual main story line which is not a lot so I'm
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ignoring that for now and doing some other stuff yeah that's all I did once I
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found that I just went stopping that and then work out a system to go through and
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do every other Stu I am a little I'm a little like I don't know I'm
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I'm I'm not out of things to do yet but my quest list is getting smaller and
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smaller and I'm like oh man like H I wish there was more to do which is funny
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because I just complained about how Assassin's Creed Odyssey is just too
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[ __ ] big this is like the opposite and even with the Witcher a lot of
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people complain about that was there was too much so this time they actually went
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look we're going to yeah and it's all good stuff that's the thing is like
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every Quest is is a good solid quest with a storyline of voice acting and and
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an actual it's not just some you know not go here do this and it's the same
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[ __ ] over and over again there's nothing like that it's all I am interested to
1:03:03
know what they're going to do with the DLC that they sort of mentioned was
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going to come out cuz how far has that been pushed back now because they're
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just trying to fix it for consoles now the first lawsuit has been brought
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against them in yeah that's the other thing they are they putting their monies
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into lawyers right now surely yeah it sucks it's a real real shame that's what
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you get for outright lying to your investors yes not the developers the uh
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the suits no the developers are more pissed off than we
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are about any of this good yeah they would not have been sitting there going
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it'll be fine we'll fix it later they would have been telling people they
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wanted more time unplayable do not release it they wanted more time they
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were not given more time and other thing I've also said all they needed to do was
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a couple years ago just not say it's not coming out on PlayStation for an Xbox
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one anymore yeah I know complain to be fair at my job if I say I just need more
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time can we just not release then people turn around and say no you just have to
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[ __ ] do your job quicker well it is sort of the problem with that video game
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development cycle like MH you don't get the money until it
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ships yeah MH so you going I need more time means you got to get more money
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from investors and other people to basically do it and I mean cyber Punk is
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a very complicated game yes like it is
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it is very difficult to make a video game like that like and that's the thing
1:04:38
too is people are like oh it took him what eight years to make the game and
1:04:41
it's it's it's so short but but like they don't spend the whole eight years
1:04:45
writing the story that's like making the
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game work MH mhm they built an entire
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city that feels lived in yes that's what took the because I guarantee that they didn't
1:04:57
even start the story until probably a couple years ago cuz they were just too
1:05:01
busy trying to figure out how the [ __ ] does this thing work like the how does
1:05:05
the world work and then they built it and then they made the story and I don't
1:05:10
know I just hope we get more stories in it even like other characters and I
1:05:17
don't know just it' be great it's still sold very well sold over 13 million
1:05:21
copies so I think we're good for them releasing more Stu
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just going to be a wait now and for people like us who have on the Xbox
1:05:31
series X like you're getting close to finishing I finished it that wait's
1:05:35
going to be a bit more painful for us cuz we're going to have to wait longer
1:05:38
now and lately I've had no issues you know we were saying like early on I had
1:05:43
a few issues with glitches and stuff I've had no issues at all the past
1:05:46
couple of weeks still have no idea how it runs on the Xbox one I'm not going to
1:05:51
go find out cuz yeah I know we said we might do that but I can't be bothered no
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why why go play a terrible version of the game you're enjoying yeah exactly
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don't to ruin it for myself well you guys can continue on
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here if you want but I'm going to head over to the Afterparty oh no I might
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just I might just hang out I'll hang here let me keep talking about
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Assassin's Creed Odyssey man you know what I really hate about Assassin's
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Creed Odyssey anytime you're in the [ __ ] boat I [ __ ] hate it oh sure
1:06:19
you know what I hate about Assassin's Creed Odyssey assassinations and odyssey
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sick of them oh yeah also you know what I [ __ ] hate the band Creed [ __ ] hate
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them ah Scott sta got cast in something I saw a news article I forgot what it
1:06:36
was hang on let me find out because this made me laugh Scott
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St uh cast he's playing Frank Sinatra in an
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upcoming Ronald Reagan biopic
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biopic okay biopic biopic bi biopic looks like it should be biopic but it's
1:06:57
biographical pict that's how I read it at first then I say we change it to
1:07:00
biopic then biopic he's playing Frank Sinatra in an upcoming Ronald Reagan biopic
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so yeah that's most recently Scott sta
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was known for his uh Facebook video where he begged his fans for money so
1:07:16
this is a step up from that actually working
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yeah Wonder Begg working is begging for money isn't it in a way that's yeah true
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