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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 16 - Kobold, Goblin, Bird Attorneys at Law · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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>> Skylar: Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
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strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
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stepped into a realm of my creation. A
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ah, sprawling city filled with danger and
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glory and most importantly, lots of
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gold. I call it Isan
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Numis. Who am I, you might ask?
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The name is Jariv and I'm the patron
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deity of gambling. Long story
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short, this group of idiots, or as
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you may call them heroes, made a bet with me that
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they had what it took to make a mass trove of gold,
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but left some of the key details
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blank. So I filled them in myself.
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I sent them to this pocket dimension into the
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city I had created with with brand new
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bodies they'd have to attune to. Can these
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fools pass my test? Or will they be trapped
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here forever? So experience my world of
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trials and tribulations and join
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alongside this posse of pitiful people.
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Or as I like to call them, the criminals
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of Isan Numis.
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Alright, welcome back everybody to another episode
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of Criminals of Isan Numis.
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I believe we're on episode 16. It's
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actually for those listening, it's been quite a while since we
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recorded. even though for you guys you're probably
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listening through. but we actually had a lot
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of pre recorded stuff and then we took a break to
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record through Benders and BRWS season three.
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We recorded Black Friday of the Dead. We
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recorded I think one other series somewhere in between
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there. So it has definitely been a minute since we
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have had a chance to sit down and find out what happens
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to our crazy body swap
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group, on the AA
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Numis. Anyway, whatever the case, unfortunately
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not with us tonight is Jackson who
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plays Des. And
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so unfortunately he's not here. but that's okay. We're going to
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continue on and he is going to be following along
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with the the rest of the group and then we'll
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see what happens. whatever the case, let's start with
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introductions. I'll start with the one to my right.
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Quinn.
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>> Cameron: Yeah. What's going on? feather McGregor,
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aka little sauce.
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A lot going on in his life. a lot of big
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changes. Change.
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>> Skylar: He's maturing. He's hit
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through puberty. Don't know,
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a lot of strange feelings. Getting a
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lot of acne probably.
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>> Cameron: I don't know about that. Ah, but just discovering
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his world really isn't real. maybe it
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is, but maybe is
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in this current time he's really seen seeing this thing,
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seen the light that. And at this time
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believes that. Wow, I'm really not so my actions really
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don't have consequence. Now he's getting drawn back into
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blank space a little bit. And maybe, maybe his
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mind changes. Who knows?
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>> Skylar: Yeah, maybe it does. You know, honestly, the one thing that I
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feel best describes lil sauce based
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on, you know, a group of four
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characters suddenly appearing and claiming that his world
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wasn't real and managing to create a magical
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sound effect that sounded like a deity telling him his world was
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fake. I would. I would say that littleil sauce
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is a level seven susceptible. Wouldn't you, Cameron?
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>> Cameron: I think it was more of the. As a
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community reference, what's his name.
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>> Skylar: With Jar Jim, I feel like
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the.
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>> Cameron: Power is displayed and shown the drag.
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>> Skylar: Jy that he can speak in a
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booming voice that doesn't seem to be noticeable.
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>> Cameron: He'coming from a rock. He knows everything about the play. So
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ye. That's kind of where
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it's like you're seeing this and it's like, m. It's kind of
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crazy. you know, we're just in this pocket.
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We where like, basically lint in his pocket. We're
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meaningless from what I'm seeing from these guys.
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Maybe, you know, this just.
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But I mean, the rock is a big thing. Like, you
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guys get a question like, he knows. He
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knows things that I didn't even know. And I know a lot about the
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top. I mean, I got a who book here about the top.
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>> Skylar: You do? You do.
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>> Cameron: So, I mean, that's kind of where he's at right now. But I think
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as things move on, we'll see where it goes.
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>> Skylar: Fair enough. And it will be interesting to see where
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that goes for sure. moving on. We got Fatty
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Lumpkins over in the back. Straight across for me.
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>> Cameron: All right. So, yeah, this is Fatty coming at you. I am playing the
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role of Kido, who is
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a echo KN nightight fighter.
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>> Skylar: It's a good reminder.
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>> Cameron: Cobal the race. Yes. I
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think last we
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saw of him, he was kind of
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just seeing
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the, newfound abilities of his little
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prominence or his echo prominence.
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>> Skylar: So, yeah, that's gonna be really interesting.
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>> Cameron: Girls, to figure out how to adapt
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and react to that little
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being that he has not quite come to grips with. Maybe it
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was a hallucination. Maybe it was something from beyond
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the dead. O that remains to be
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seen and flushed out.
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>> Skylar: Sure. I like that. I like.
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>> Cameron: I remember that myself.
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>> Skylar: I like the idea that he, he's kind of thrown off himself with.
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Was that really real? Did I actually use that? And, yeah. Kind
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of figuring out how the heck he can maybe control It. I think
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that'll be cool. Awesome. Moving on, we got
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Cameron on my layo.
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>> Cameron: Hello.
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>> Skylar: Who are you?
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>> Cameron: I'm Roick,
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the used to be dwarf barbarian,
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now goblin rogue
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arcane trickster.
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>> Cameron: and I guess the last thing that happened,
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was he
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cosplayed. I cosplayed as a
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little boy named silly frillly Willie
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and then tricked the puppet demon
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into letting me into its haven.
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Then while in the fight, my character
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went unconscious. Which was the first
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time my character had ever
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gone unconscious. Roick. That is
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when he was a dwarf, he had never gone down.
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So the fact that he went down in a fight,
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Iseli has sh him since he's in a new
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body and he's now afraid of
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dying. So that's anew.
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>> Skylar: Yeah. Concept. So a whole new
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concept. Absolutely. And it's a scary one for sure. Realizing
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one's own mortality. And then last we
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have Dave, got.
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>> Cameron: Dave playing Mai,
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now in the form of a knu,
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formerly a human
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drunken monk. And the only thing he fears
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is the bottom of the bottle.
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No, that's not true. But he's
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a magical explorer
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of sorts. So he's kind of trying
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to, you know, feel out his new magical
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powers and grow into this
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new body he's inhabiting right now.
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>> Skylar: Absolutely.
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>> Cameron: Or that he is. Who knows?
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>> Skylar: Yeah. And finding all these
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secret new magical skills and how to use them.
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And what does he can he do? And
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what can he do? And then on top of it you found, you were given
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the mysterious kind of ritual book
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of dark magic from
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the feather McGregor's dad, McGriddle senior, who
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had used it to accidentally summon the demon that he
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thought was his son. And now you've got this
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book with some strange powers inside of it and who knows
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what kind of interesting things you're going to find. But yeah, so that's
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where we left things off. Let's jump right back
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in.
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All right. So where we left you guys off, you were just getting
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off of a sort of gondola esque little boat
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that goes right down the river, that splits the
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entire island in half. You guys were heading back from the
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Gortham district, which was quite a ways away,
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heading back towards Feather McGregor's house
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in the mediumv bille district.
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And you guys again had just hopped off the little
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gondola and that is where we kind of left things
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off last time. So where are
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you guys headed with all this interesting new information
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and different directions you could go, did I go.
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>> Cameron: To I got the envelope.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, you got the envelope, but I haven't.
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>> Cameron: Not gone back yet.
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>> Skylar: Correct? Yes.
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>> Cameron: So Sauce is not with us.
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>> Skylar: He is with us at the moment. He is
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with you.
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>> Cameron: Well, I'm not sure if I was or wasn't at that time though.
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>> Skylar: I think you were. Yeah, well, medium file district is where
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Blank Space'headquarters is anyway, so I'm back
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with them. Okay.
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>> Cameron: And I decided to just traveling with him. I'm gonna
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keep the letter secret.
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Cameron: And in my mind I really don't want to go back. We'll see. I
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just kind of tuck in my pocket.
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Okay, let us say I come back with him and kind
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of figure out being with him and getting our money is more important on
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it.
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>> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. So I mean, where are you guys headed
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at the moment? Are you guys headed back to Littleil, Sauce'house
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Are you guys headed somewhere else beforehand there?
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>> Cameron: We could are the bankure. We could head back to
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little sauce'house and then figure out a game
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plan from there.
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>> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. as you guys approach
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little Sa'house, something seems off.
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the area seems oddly quiet.
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you're in the mediumield district. Usually, you know, someone's running
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around causing some kind of rambunctiousness, some kind of
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trouble. You know, this is a very kind of poor
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district. So at the very least, you know, you see some kids
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running around kicking a ball or playing
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with one of them wheel toilet. What were those things
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with. Hoo. Yeah, yeah. Classicick
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and everything. Absolutely. Or they just got
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like some kind of like little baseball looking thing and they're just
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throwing it at some old dude's door and he's busting out
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of there and screaming at. You know, that kind of stuff is usually what goes
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on in the medium build district, especially in the kind of
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more residential parts. But right
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now it is completely
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quiet.
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>> Cameron: Much spidey senses are tingling. His.
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>> Skylar: His kingu senses are tingling.
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>> Cameron: I know it's been a while.
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>> Cameron: But did we get a long rest after our fight? Oh yeah,
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we did. We went back to.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, I was gonna say you went back to McGriddle'senrs place.
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>> Cameron: Ye, yes. Yeah. Hate it. Okay.
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>> Skylar: That's right. Becausez that was an
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extensively long breakfast scene for no
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reason.
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>> Cameron: Who could go for some brunch right now?
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Doesn seem a little off to you. Well, maybe wouldn't because you're not from
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yet.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, that's true. I should have specified that it seems off to you. I
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mean, actually, honestly, I would say that even these Guys, having spent
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the night in this area, like, just. It feels
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eerie. Like whatever passive perception you guys
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have is enough to spark that
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Something seems.
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>> Cameron: Aw, something seems wrong.
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Cameron: I say we go and can just walk around the
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town here carefully. If we're gonna go back to the HU's.
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>> Skylar: Let's.
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>> Cameron: Carefully. something just seems off here. Let's maybe
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use some caution here before we go get brunchge.
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What? Sure. At least we can probably
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be sure it's not another demon
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puppet. I mean, what are the odds of two of those
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roaming the city? I would expect
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not good, but not impossible either.
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That's true.
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>> Skylar: Okay, so you guys start to kind of walk around the block. I wantna
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everybody give me a perception check.
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>> Cameron: 20.
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>> Skylar: Nat. 20. Holy crap.
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>> Cameron: Okay, I just tru. It. It was legit one.
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Okay, I know.
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>> Skylar: I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and call you a liar. I mean, I'm gonna
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trust you.
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>> Cameron: I'm just saying, first roll back at it.
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>> Skylar: That's true. That's true. I don't want all your luck and then
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drop.
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>> Cameron: What it doesn't.
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>> Skylar: Super, super.
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>> Cameron: 17. 11.
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>> Skylar: Okay.
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>> Cameron: 12.
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>> Skylar: 12. Okay. 11 and 12. I'd say you guys. I
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mean, like I said, you guys notice that there's
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definitely something off around here and you can't quite
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place it. But like I said, you definitely notice that it's really
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quiet and eerily so for a
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residential district. 17.
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Dave, you notice that the
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people that live in the area have
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all their windows closed up. If they have
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any kind of shutters or anything like that, those have all been kind
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of locked up. And
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I think you even catch somebody in the
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process of like, reaching over, grabbing the
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window, blinds or whatever the case, closing
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them on up or lowering them down. and maybe a couple of them
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kind of like stare at you guys as they, as they do this, and their
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eyes get a little bit wide, and then they close those up. Little
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sauce. Quinn, you notice
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in one of the clear, more abandoned
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buildings, there is what looks
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like a city guard who is standing up in
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the window and he is holding a
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crossbow.
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>> Cameron: Where?
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>> Skylar: So there's like a building that you know to
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be abandoned in your, like, neighborhood area.
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He's. He's up on like a second.
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>> Cameron: Or.
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>> Skylar: I know him maybe.
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Yeah, possibly. no, I. I mean,
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if you want to know him, you come up with a name. If you feel like you
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know this guy, then, yeah, absolutely. Just give me a
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name.
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>> Cameron: so hard coming. Put a random name up top your head.
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>> Skylar: This is my life Tran
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trishoneah.
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>> Cameron: Rush. Rush on.
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>> Skylar: Oh, rush on.
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>> Cameron: Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Skylar: Okay. Yeah. It's Rashan up in the window
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holding a crossbow.
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>> Cameron: Who else could it be?
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>> Skylar: It's got toa be Rashan. No one else but Rashan
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has a crossbow quite like that. A, crossbow
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grip, specifically.
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>> Cameron: Yeah. Ah, he does have a really nice crossbow grip.
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>> Skylar: He holds them with the best of them.
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Okay. that's what you see.
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>> Cameron: That's unusual.
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Cameron: Don't see a lot of people in town. I'm gonna tell these guys.
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Hey, I, know that there's an abandoned building. I
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don't want you to draw attention to it.
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>> Skylar: Don't look at that.
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>> Cameron: Don't. Don't look that. Turn your heads. Don't turn your heads. I
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don't know the word. I haven't ever heard the word for his
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name, but I know who that is.
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>> Skylar: Rashon. You know Rashon?
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>> Cameron: Yeah, but I've never heard his name. I'm a king cre.
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So you can't say his name. I'm trying to tell these.
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Know. You.
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>> Skylar: You already.
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>> Cameron: You've already said you've only
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read his name. Only read. I've only read it. I've never heard
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it.
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>> Skylar: Oh. I thought you explicitly said in your character that you'd
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heard McGriddle talk so, much.
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>> Cameron: I did, but this guy is well long
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after him being dead, so. I know.
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>> Skylar: So this guy's too new for you to know? I know
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exactly his name.
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>> Cameron: I just can't say his name because I've never heard, Interesting. I
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know of him.
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>> Skylar: Yeah. I'm just saying, you've seen reports
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of Rashan and his amazing
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crossbow grip.
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>> Cameron: That's his name. That's his name. Like, I know who he is. We'll give him a
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name.
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>> Skylar: Okay.
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>> Cameron: I don't. Technically, I can't say it.
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>> Skylar: Okay. Okay. That's interesting.
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>> Cameron: I'm just. Read it.
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>> Skylar: Yeah. Okay.
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>> Cameron: So I can't really say his name. Never heard. I've just read
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it, but, you know, he's got a crossbo. He's on the.
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He's on the. He's up in the window over
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there. I don't know if I should go look and see what's
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going on or what you guys think, but it's very, very
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odd. I just think for. For
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in the game would be. I mean, obviously they know what
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his name is, but.
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>> Skylar: Right.
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>> Cameron: Cause some confusion.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, yeah. Okay. That's right.
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>> Cameron: For the fun things. Which window?
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Yeah, it's gonna be, It's gonna be behind you
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and you point at it for me. No, no, I
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can't. It's gonna be, like, right behind you,
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like 10 o'clock behind you. I turn around and
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point at that window.
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>> Skylar: Okay, that one.
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And just as you do this,
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almost an entire, like, SWAT team
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worth of guards start flooding out from the various
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alleyways. And one of them rushes
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over and grabs Feather
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McGregor and starts to push
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you down onto the ground.
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>> Cameron: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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>> Skylar: I got. Right, I got. He says, Fathather McGregor,
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you are under arrest. You have the right to
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remain silent. Anything you say can
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and will be used against you in the court of
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law. You have the right to talk to a
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lawyer for advice before we ask you any
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questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with
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you during questioning. If you cannot afford
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a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before
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any questioning if you wish, unless you decide
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to answer any questions now without
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a lawyer present. You, have the right to stop
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answering at any time.
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>> Cameron: Roick'nna lean over toito. He's gonna go,
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wow. jarging was really lazy when designing BO
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voices in this world.
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>> Skylar: Oh, yeah. All the guards are just gonna have, like.
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There's a couple of, like, slight iterations.
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>> Cameron: And you know what? I would. I would. I wouldn't critique
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it if it was a normal campaign, but since this
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campaign was made by a God and it's in a pocket
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dimension. So he clearly just designed all of his
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guards with the same voice.
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>> Skylar: The same voice, yeah.
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>> Cameron: So it's definitely just lazy writing on.
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>> Skylar: His part, whatever the case. Yeah, they
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are. I mean, they. They grab your hands. I don't know if you,
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like, are complying. Kind of
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like, just roll with it. I don't think
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they necessarily would knock you all the way to the ground unless they
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start feeling you push back,
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resist.
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>> Cameron: How many of them are there?
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>> Skylar: Like, a SWAT team'worth so I don't know, like,
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12?
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>> Cameron: And is there attention solely on Feather McGregor
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that. I don't know. Some of his compatriots might
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be able to slip away or they
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have labeled us as accomplices.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, I think. I think they're pretty just focused on Feather
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McGregor at the point they definitely pushed you guys out
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of the way somewhat violently. but they re
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right now they're grabbing Feather McGregor and
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they're starting to put shackles on his
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winged, arms appendages.
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>> Cameron: They're doing what?
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>> Skylar: They're putting shackles on you?
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>> Cameron: What am I being arrested for?
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>> Skylar: The judge will read forth your,
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>> Cameron: You got tell me what I'm being arrested for.
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>> Skylar: Do they have to tell you what you're being arrested for? At the time?
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>> Cameron: Yes.
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>> Skylar: I'm asking Cameron because his dad's a cop. I feel like he.
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>> Cameron: Yeah.
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>> Skylar: Oh, do they really? Yeah, this is.
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>> Cameron: Can't arrest someone for that. well, I mean, technically, this
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again, that's our police system. This
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fictional world can do whatever the heck they want't. I don't know their
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rules, but in our system, yeah, you're supposed to know what you're
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being arrested.
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>> Skylar: All right, fine. little sauce. we are arresting
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you for five counts of felony murder, one count of first degree
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armed robbery, one count of first degree theft,
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and one count of trespassing.
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>> Cameron: Don't forget arson. Huh?
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Nothing.
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>> Skylar: If you guys know what's good for you, you better get out of here.
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>> Cameron: This is all misunderstanding. What
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was my boss's name?
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>> Skylar: I don't think we, we just call them chief.
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>> Cameron: Yeah, take me to the chief.
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>> Skylar: I can't do that right now.
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>> Cameron: They wouldn't know.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, I was gonna say. Well, they assume the police chief. Well, we're gonna
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take you to the police precinct, that's for sure.
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>> Cameron: All right, well, be on the way.
19:13
>> Skylar: All right. As they load you into the police
19:16
cart, which, of course, is painted blue and
19:19
has, like, bars on the windows, you see,
19:22
you guys all probably see this in the background. You can see
19:25
them leading away the horse and
19:28
cart that you guys stole from
19:30
the Pendleton estate, which I, as far as
19:33
you guys had told me, was parked at Feather McGregor's
19:36
house.
19:37
>> Cameron: Wait, why? Oh, that's where we left it.
19:40
that's funny.
19:40
>> Skylar: I listened back, actually, to be fair, for those listening,
19:43
because I think this is extra funny, I explicitly, without
19:46
context, messaged our group chat where
19:49
we discuss this stuff and remind each other. And I said, hey, where
19:52
did you guys, leave that horse carriage you guys stole from
19:55
the Pendleton estate? And I think. I don't remember who it was, but somebody
19:58
entered. pretty sure we just parked it at, Littleil
20:00
Sauce'house And I was like, yeah, that's. That's what I
20:03
thought.
20:04
>> Cameron: Did not faintd that one through.
20:07
Anyone could have parked it there. Not in my car.
20:09
>> Skylar: Ah, there's thinking. Like the lawyer.
20:12
>> Cameron: We've been framed. Exactly.
20:14
Anyways, I'm just gonna wave bye bye. I
20:17
Same. Better him than us, right?
20:19
>> Skylar: Yeah, they. They all. They haul him in, and then
20:22
all of them start to head out to head back to the
20:25
precinct.
20:26
>> Cameron: Guys, I think we'renna need to find a new,
20:28
npc. Companion?
20:43
>> Skylar: Well, I mean our one.
20:46
Least one. Oh, here's what it is, is that Rashan is
20:49
coming down from his spot on the balcony and
20:52
he kind of like steps out and he's just like, oh man,
20:55
they left me again. Now I had to
20:58
walk back and I don't even get paid overtime for
21:01
that.
21:01
>> Cameron: Wait a minute. How much money did he have?
21:05
The same as us. We split it five
21:07
ways. But he also had his money from his
21:10
business. I thought you left that in his house.
21:13
Yeah. Maybe we should go back to the houseeah. I think we should go back
21:16
to the house. That's where the good stuff waroned off with
21:19
police tape and whatnot. M There's nothing police
21:22
tape can't hold back. Hopefully they haven't found the,
21:26
underground fridge of semen.
21:27
>> Skylar: Allgh. So you guys head back to the familiar
21:30
house and the positive side is, is
21:33
that, I think the thought might cross your mind that oh crap, we don't
21:36
have the key. but thankfully the door is wide open.
21:39
And as you step inside, the place seems to have been torn
21:42
apart. a lot of stuff seems to be
21:45
missing, including, the various
21:47
horse paintings, the horse picture
21:50
books, all my picture books, all of your horse
21:53
picture books. And even worse yet,
21:56
as you guys make your way down to the cooling cellar
21:59
where L Sauce kept his sauces,
22:02
your special secret sauces are
22:05
also missing.
22:06
>> Cameron: All 12 jars.
22:08
>> Skylar: All 12 jars. And the
22:10
associated clipboards with horse
22:13
information.
22:13
>> Cameron: What about the giant wheel of cheese?
22:16
>> Skylar: Not missing. Yes,
22:19
but you see multiple white
22:22
spots that suggest mold on it.
22:25
>> Cameron: That just means it taste better. That's flavor you just got.
22:28
>> Skylar: You just got to cut around them.
22:29
>> Cameron: I'm just. I hold up the wheel of cheese and go. We
22:31
haven't lost anything of value.
22:36
Well, so technically with me being getting in with
22:39
people before, I wouldn't
22:42
necessari. I've been arrested many times. cool,
22:45
right? Would I. Wouldn't you be safe
22:48
to.
22:48
>> Skylar: I think usually, I mean, if anything, you're sort of like a
22:51
secret police department, right? So
22:54
you'sent undercover, which we have established
22:57
in like a criminal organization, and then a bust
23:00
happens, but usually they're aware, oh, there's a blank
23:03
space agent there when they do the bus. So
23:06
they come in, they already know who you are,
23:10
and then they don't arrest you. They just arrest the people that are
23:12
actual criminals. There is a note that is on the
23:15
door and it says, by order of the police
23:18
department, we declare an arrest
23:21
on Feather McGregor, also known as
23:23
Little Sauce and like quotation marks little
23:26
is Will Lil. That's what I said.
23:28
>> Cameron: They put little.
23:30
>> Skylar: No put paper and M. An apostrophe after
23:32
the L. The second L I'm piss. And
23:35
it says if you are an associate of little sauce
23:38
and you wish to file.
23:42
What is it called? Bail or make bail or post bail.
23:45
There we go. Post bail. you can do so at. And then it's
23:48
just the police office
23:50
of mediumv Bille and it has the.
23:52
>> Cameron: Address on there he is bail.
23:54
Yeah, he hasn't even gone
23:57
to court yet.
23:59
>> Skylar: His hearing is tomorrow. That's also a
24:01
P's. His hearing is
24:04
tomorrow. I. Look, I did so much research
24:07
on like the court, like an actual court
24:10
case and like that stuff in there. I didn't
24:13
look up a lot of the like pre stuff. Okay,
24:16
so we're just rolling with how this works.
24:18
>> Cameron: Yeah, that sounds expensive. Just saying
24:21
I really wanted level up. So, what do we have for funds
24:24
anyways? Hopefully his bailed isn't more than that. I
24:27
mean, I think I could get a couple thousand
24:30
hundreds for this wheel of cheese. I
24:33
think they would probably pay
24:35
us to dispose of the cheese.
24:39
Money's money. Wait, where
24:41
did where deks go? I think you took
24:44
off when those that SWAT team showed up. Oh, yeah, he
24:47
just disappeared. Oh no, we
24:50
lost his funds as wellably. Went to go take that one
24:53
guy's spot in the tower and he's
24:55
brooding up there.
24:56
>> Skylar: Oh yeah. So what's the plan?
24:59
>> Cameron: Well, should we ask around to see where this court hearing
25:02
is and maybe figure out what
25:05
our number to beat is and then figure out
25:08
from there whether or not we even bother with
25:11
what's the face. I say we cut our
25:13
losses. You know, if he's
25:16
taking the fall for all of us, we might as
25:19
well just like, I don't know, get more
25:22
money. And I mean if we get more
25:25
money now, we could maybe post his
25:28
bail and then he could meet up with us. But we need
25:31
more money anyways. This is
25:33
gonna set us back. it could be a while before we get
25:36
back to the upper side of wherever this dimension
25:39
is. All right, let me make a list the
25:42
pros and cons of getting involved in
25:45
this mess. Well, did anybody find his money
25:48
Here. can I look? Can I roll?
25:51
>> Skylar: Yeah, yeah, roll investigation.
25:52
1313. you find what you
25:55
assum to be kind of like a safe of some kind or like some kind
25:58
of a lockbox maybe? And pretty. It's pretty
26:01
wiped out. It empty?
26:02
>> Cameron: Oh, they opened it.
26:03
>> Skylar: Well, either they opened it or he just had it on him.
26:06
Because I think when he cashed in everything from his
26:09
stuff.
26:09
>> Cameron: The safe'open yeah.
26:11
>> Skylar: Oh, okay. Yeah.
26:12
>> Cameron: yeah, the safe's empty, so, unless if he has
26:15
somewhere else. He hadid money in here. I think he had
26:18
it on him. Maybe it's in the cheese. You
26:21
should eat it all and see if there's any. Say less.
26:24
And I just start eating the cheese.
26:26
>> Skylar: All right, you start eating the cheese, and tomorrow we'll
26:29
see the results of such a thing.
26:30
>> Cameron: Was. Wait, but was there money in it?
26:33
>> Skylar: no, there's no money in the cheese. No, but you do eat
26:35
up all the bits of molds as well.
26:38
>> Cameron: I eat around those.
26:39
>> Skylar: Oh, you eat around those. Well, then you haven't eaten all the cheese.
26:42
>> Cameron: All that's left is just the moldy bits.
26:44
>> Skylar: Yeah, he said eat all the cheeseuse what
26:47
if.
26:48
>> Cameron: And I hold up the most swiss
26:51
of wheeled cheese you
26:54
could possibly be. Be like, it's empty. I've
26:57
never been a fan of cheese myself. I'm more of a rat guy.
27:00
>> Skylar: Alght. So are you guys. What did you guys. Are you gonna stay?
27:03
Are you just gonna sleep through the night and then
27:06
deal with this tomorrow?
27:08
>> Cameron: Why? It's still like 11:00am or do.
27:10
>> Skylar: You want to go deal with it now? That's what I'm asking.
27:12
>> Cameron: Okay, here's another idea. It could be a stupid
27:15
one. If you say no, we say no. We wait till
27:18
later tonight, we just bust him out. that's kind of
27:21
what I was thinking. Or we could go easy. It's
27:24
free. I have an idea, though. You see,
27:27
we could also kill him. Well, no. Well,
27:30
that is one out. We could kill him, and that way the
27:33
evidence dies with him. We can't leave
27:36
the guy. He might. He might
27:39
squeal on us. Yeah, he might squeal on us. He'll
27:42
tell, them everything they wantna know. He's also a
27:44
valuable resource. He knows the way around this
27:47
town. I'm sure there's other people who know,
27:50
but, yes, his connections are probably
27:53
more underground and
27:55
more illegal than others, which what
27:58
connections even have anyways? Well, he knew
28:01
the chief of police, for one. Yeah, we don't know what
28:04
he did. I mean, he was always h. I don't know what
28:07
he did. He owned a little sauce business, and
28:10
he sold the little sauce business. And he
28:13
has all that money with him. So for all we
28:16
know, our compatriot is a
28:20
unemployed bum with a lot
28:23
of money on him currently.
28:26
And all that money's probably gonna go
28:29
right into evidence. But you
28:31
know, say we become his legal
28:34
team. Mmm. M. Yeah,
28:37
that might give us a chance to scope out, the
28:40
police station, for one.
28:43
The. Maybe the police station. If they have
28:46
some sort of evidence room. Think
28:49
of all the good stuff that could be in there. Yeah, he could
28:52
very well be our inside man so that we can
28:55
pull a heist during his hearing.
28:58
Self help me if we end up going to court and
29:01
lo campaign or
29:03
also, figure out who the
29:06
judges are around these parts in case we need to
29:09
put some pressure on him. So do we start
29:12
by, visiting our friend at the, police
29:15
station to scoop the place out. And
29:18
once it's to our liking, we can maybe fess up
29:21
as his legal team if we want to go that route.
29:24
Otherwise, we can seek out some weak points and
29:26
just break them out tonight. First, I think
29:29
we need to make a stop at the courthouse.
29:35
Why? Well, if we're gonna be
29:37
alegalty, we gotta have the right
29:40
papers. And I could make said
29:43
papers if I get a good look
29:46
at what we're working with.
29:49
Okay. To the guardouse, go
29:51
into the clerk's office.
29:54
One of you guys distract them. I
29:57
sneak in, I grab
30:00
paperwork, sneak out. I'd
30:02
say that sounds like a good plan to start with.
30:05
Sure. I don't care.
30:07
>> Skylar: All right, so you guys head down to.
30:10
So the courthouse itself
30:13
is located in
30:16
the, different. Different
30:18
district. It'd be the
30:21
asgardia district, which is kind of the big, posh,
30:24
hoity toi Right
30:26
area. And so you. It takes you guys a little bit to
30:29
get there. Not super long. Maybe like 30min, 15
30:32
to 30 minutes. You know, c. Because you guys are on foot
30:35
anyway. You get there, and
30:38
it's a big, sprawling, fancy, you know, very
30:41
classic, super nice place,
30:44
obviously. Right. It'it's. Exactly what you'd imagine
30:47
as far as a, big, fancy
30:49
courthouse would go. So you obviously go up the steps,
30:52
big stone steps. You go into the big, massive
30:55
double doors, and obviously
30:58
there's guards there, and they ask you for
31:01
your weapons if you're going inside.
31:03
excuse me there, guys. just before you go inside, we're gonna add
31:06
to check you for your weapons, if there's anything
31:09
that you would like to just, hand over,
31:12
make this a whole lot easier. We can hold on to those,
31:15
and then we won't assume that you have a, mal intent
31:18
of any kind.
31:22
Be u much appreciated.
31:24
>> Cameron: naturally. Naturally. Here
31:27
are my, accreturements.
31:29
Accurementss.
31:31
>> Skylar: Allgh. And I'm guessing you are, in fact,
31:33
handing them Over.
31:35
>> Cameron: I hand over myoutrements, meaning your
31:38
weapons.
31:38
>> Skylar: I just want to clarify because I don't want to have a situation where you guys
31:41
walking. You're like, yeah, I totally didn't give him the dagger. Like, you gotta tell me.
31:44
>> Cameron: I gave him. I give him all my weap.
31:46
>> Skylar: All your weapons. Okay, Dave?
31:48
>> Cameron: Yes.
31:49
>> Skylar: Okay.
31:49
>> Cameron: Keido will hand over a glaive and a
31:52
crossbow and apparently a Helm of the
31:55
Minotaur.
31:55
>> Skylar: The hell? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot about the Helm of the Minotaur. That
31:58
thing's cool. All right, fantastics. You hand those over, they give you a
32:01
quick pat down. They don't find any further weapons on
32:04
you guys, and you guys are let inside. You
32:07
step inside is a very nice stone tiled
32:10
floor. there's a. Because this room is so big,
32:13
there's like a heavy echo whenever you guys stepped.
32:15
And you guys have kind of like this sort of front
32:18
secretarial desk. There's a very angry
32:21
looking dragonborn
32:24
woman who's sitting behind this
32:27
front desk. Administrative desk.
32:30
And she just kind of, like, is looking at you over a pair
32:33
of spectacles, kind of glaring at you with some
32:36
narrow eyes, as if she's waiting for you to
32:38
approach.
32:40
>> Cameron: Is this something where
32:43
Kido might use his ability as a.
32:46
Well, maybe he'll save that, because I'm sure there will
32:48
be other times, but he does have the ability to
32:51
grovel, cower, and beg to give
32:54
his, allies advantage.
32:56
>> Skylar: I don't know. I'm kind of curious how this plays.
32:59
>> Cameron: Out, but he can only do that once per rest,
33:02
so w. There's more than one
33:05
opportunity to grovel, cower, or bag.
33:07
>> Skylar: Got it.
33:07
>> Cameron: I're gonna need to select that with discretion.
33:10
>> Skylar: Sure, sure.
33:11
>> Cameron: Fair enough.
33:12
>> Skylar: That's. That's an interesting ability to be able to do
33:15
once a day. in the meantime, I mean, what are you
33:17
guys doing?
33:19
>> Cameron: Hello, madam.
33:21
>> Skylar: Hello. Yes. How can
33:24
I be of service to you?
33:28
>> Cameron: We'd like some legal papers.
33:33
>> Skylar: Okay. Which particular
33:35
legal forms are you looking
33:38
to fill out?
33:40
>> Cameron: We're part of the Blah blah Law legal team.
33:44
>> Skylar: Goblin Bird Gold.
33:47
>> Cameron: Goblin Bird kg.
33:49
>> Skylar: The KGB legal team.
33:50
>> Cameron: KGB legal team, huh? That's so much better.
33:53
>> Skylar: Oh, man. Okay, well, you guys are. Okay, so the
33:56
ca. the KGB legal
33:59
team. I'm unfamiliar. Are you
34:02
a new firm? Are you looking for business
34:05
paperwork to become an established
34:08
firm in the city?
34:10
>> Cameron: Sure thing. I give her a big thumbs
34:13
up.
34:13
>> Skylar: All right, Here is the
34:16
form. Here is the form you
34:19
will need to fill out once you're
34:22
finished. I will need to see your
34:24
licenses to practice law
34:27
in the city.
34:30
>> Cameron: Then what happens?
34:31
>> Skylar: Then we will file your paperwork and it
34:34
is usually three to
34:37
four business weeks before
34:40
you will get your official firm
34:43
licenseure.
34:44
>> Cameron: What does that look like?
34:46
>> Skylar: It's a certificate that shows
34:49
that you are allowed to run a
34:52
firm in the city.
34:54
>> Cameron: That sounds pretty neat.
34:56
>> Skylar: Sure.
34:58
>> Cameron: what is this? Do you have those here?
35:01
>> Skylar: Yes, but they have to be filled
35:04
out by a representative.
35:07
>> Cameron: Yeah. After the three to four days of.
35:09
>> Skylar: Well, that's part of the processing time.
35:12
Yes, Three, four business weeks.
35:16
>> Cameron: Weeks. Oh, to clarify,
35:19
that's government work, huh?
35:21
>> Skylar: Yes.
35:22
>> Cameron: Do we need to establish ourselves as a firm
35:25
or can we run as independently
35:28
licensed defense attorneys?
35:31
Can't anyone be an attorney?
35:33
>> Skylar: As long as you have your licenseure,
35:36
then I suppose, yes, anyone can hire
35:38
you because your
35:41
licensure is already pre
35:43
established with the city.
35:46
>> Cameron: So it's like making a business. Yes.
35:50
You U are you the one who fills out the
35:53
form once. Once we fill it out, the one who approves
35:56
it.
35:56
>> Skylar: I check it before I send it
35:59
to the heads of state who then
36:02
approve.
36:04
>> Cameron: I'm also a part time minister. I was
36:06
just wondering if I could look at the.
36:09
The recent wedding
36:11
filings.
36:13
>> Skylar: Of course. And she like turns in her
36:16
chair and she has like a. Like a filing cabinet.
36:19
She pulls out a shelf of it. She starts her
36:22
claws, her dragonborn claws kind of
36:24
likees. She files through these
36:27
papers and then she pulls out a thing and
36:30
she hands it to you. And it is a list of the
36:33
various marriages.
36:36
How, how recent did you did you say?
36:39
>> Cameron: Well, just. No, I just said the recent like the
36:41
recent official. Like it's all marriages like
36:44
marriage and stuff. It's all like public record. Yeah, yeah,
36:47
yeah, yeah. Just any of them. I just want to
36:50
see what the official
36:53
stamp or what?
36:54
>> Skylar: Oh, kind of seals like the The what, what is it
36:57
called? What's a person notary and like a notary stamp or something?
37:00
Yeah, okay. Okay, sounds good. Yeah. She plops a
37:03
big old file down and she's like these are the last
37:06
marriages of the marriages from the last
37:09
month. Feel free to peruse at the
37:12
table overonder. and there's like a little. Just standing
37:15
table. Although for you. O shoot, you
37:18
guys are all short. Maybe it's not so much of standing.
37:21
There's chairs next to it, you guys. Those
37:24
like bar chairs. Yeah, there you go.
37:27
So anyway, you take it over and you, you pop it open and
37:29
sure enough, yeah, you can see the big stamp
37:32
of official mark from the heads
37:35
of State what that looks like.
37:37
>> Cameron: I will take a moment to study the stamp
37:40
and the notary signature. You take it over
37:43
there. Yeah. I'm over at the desk, you know,
37:46
kicking my legs on this. The stool.
37:49
>> Skylar: Yeah.
37:49
>> Cameron: I'm still at the counter.
37:51
>> Skylar: As you are looking at
37:54
the stamp, you feel like you've got a
37:56
pretty good, like, memorized idea
37:59
of the stamp itself.
38:02
>> Cameron: Okay. I take some notes on
38:05
whatever. What it looks like. Yeah,
38:07
absolutely. Actually, I check and see if
38:10
she's looking at me.
38:12
>> Skylar: if anything, she's a little bit more distracted by Roick.
38:15
>> Cameron: Can I see over the counter?
38:17
>> Skylar: Sure. well, no, because you're.
38:19
>> Cameron: I'm gonna bring up, a. I'm gonna grab one of those stools. Just
38:22
try and check this lady out. Or I'm going toa grab one of those
38:25
stools and I'm goingna drag it very
38:28
loudly. It's.
38:32
It'snna be pausing as I stop to catch my
38:35
breath and I start pulling it again. I'm pulling it up
38:38
to the counter.
38:39
>> Skylar: Okay.
38:40
>> Cameron: And, then I hop up on top of that.
38:42
>> Skylar: She says, can I be a
38:45
further assistance for you?
38:48
>> Cameron: I hold that thought and I jump back down
38:51
off the chair and m. I go and grab
38:54
a second stool and I start dragging that
38:57
very loudly.
39:02
>> Skylar: And then as you bring it up. Are you getting on it when
39:05
you bring it up?
39:06
>> Cameron: Yeah, but before I do, I'm going toa grab keto and Kto is
39:09
going to jump on the second one close to me and I'm gonna say,
39:12
tall for me. And he. Then, Rog's goingna
39:15
jump up onto the thing and just give her a big
39:17
smile. My friend here was wanting
39:20
to become a, he made some mean
39:23
keab and he wants to sell them locally in
39:26
his, food truck. And he start filling out some
39:29
paperworks for that. Tell her all about what you're gonna have in
39:32
your store here. O. Yes,
39:35
I have a secret sauce.
39:38
it's in honor of a friend of mine who
39:41
was recently incarcerated wrongly.
39:44
And so every penny we
39:47
earn towards him will be. Will go towards his bail,
39:50
which, while I have you, could you tell
39:53
me what that bail might be said at?
39:56
>> Skylar: Well, it really depends on the
39:59
crimes. It can range anywhere
40:01
from 10 gold pieces
40:04
for something minor all the way up
40:07
to. I heard one
40:10
recently for a serial killer was
40:13
about 500 gold pieces.
40:16
Ah.
40:16
>> Cameron: okay. Well, do you have records
40:19
on the upcoming hearingsuse? I
40:22
believe his
40:24
sentencing or his
40:27
affidavit said his hearing is tomorrow.
40:30
>> Skylar: Oh, you want hearings for tomorrow?
40:33
Let Me see if they've come in.
40:36
And she turns around and then she
40:38
again, like, goes through all her papers and stuff
40:41
like that. And then she pulls out one folder
40:44
and she sets it down in front of you. And she
40:47
says she has one section that's kind of clipped together.
40:50
And she says, this is the section for this
40:52
coming week. There was
40:55
one that came in
40:58
earlier this morning.
41:01
>> Cameron: I think his name's M.
41:03
McGrido.
41:05
>> Skylar: Are you asking me to find it for
41:07
you?
41:08
>> Cameron: McGregor? McGregor? Yes.
41:12
If it's not too much of an inconvenience,
41:14
madam.
41:16
>> Skylar: And she looks down and she starts flipping through it, and under her
41:19
breath, you're pretty sure you're here, say, darn
41:22
our illiterates. And, she says,
41:25
oh, well, that just so happens to be the
41:28
one that was brought in this morning.
41:31
And she sets it down in front of you.
41:33
>> Cameron: And what do I perceive?
41:35
>> Skylar: Yes. so basically it mentions those,
41:38
those charges that I read earlier. And it
41:41
talks about his hearing, which is tomorrow morning,
41:44
and it mentions bale is set at
41:46
500 gold pieces.
41:48
>> Cameron: Keto glances at the dollar figure and how
41:51
much is the. Is pleasantly surprised.
41:54
But just to keep face the
41:57
lady, he is going to retort, wow, that's gonna be
42:00
a lot of Euroes.
42:03
>> Skylar: What am I selling, gold? Oh, oh, kebabs.
42:05
>> Cameron: Kebabs, yes. That's gonna be a lot of lot.
42:08
Bos.
42:09
>> Skylar: Oh, that's a lot of kebabs. O boy, he's
42:12
got a sol. Okay, sorry.
42:13
>> Cameron: I don't know why I'm doing that. Does he notice,
42:16
Roick making any headway with his
42:18
distraction?
42:20
>> Skylar: Yeah. What are you doing?
42:21
>> Cameron: I was going to use my
42:24
invisible mag chan to just start
42:27
poking around all the files in the back.
42:30
>> Skylar: Okay.
42:30
>> Cameron: See if I can grab a random file on
42:34
the law office, like some.
42:37
>> Skylar: Sort of legal aspects or something like that. Here's what
42:39
I'll say. I think you. You see
42:42
when she takes out the one that talks about all the
42:45
upcoming court hearings.
42:47
>> Cameron: Yeah.
42:48
>> Skylar: You just assume that maybe one of the nearby
42:51
folders would have what you're looking
42:53
for.
42:54
>> Cameron: Yeah.
42:54
>> Skylar: So roll me a sleight of hand check and
42:57
it'll be, I mean, your ledger, domain mage, hand
43:00
thing or whatever works with you or whatever.
43:02
>> Cameron: 11.
43:03
>> Skylar: You grab it and you start lifting it, and
43:06
then all of a sudden it falls. It slips out of the
43:09
hand just before it gets to you. And she, like, looks over and
43:12
she sees that it's open, and she's like, oh, I shouldn't leave
43:15
that open. It made a mess. I must
43:18
have had it Sitting on the edge of the shelf.
43:21
Very odd. Sorry about that.
43:23
>> Cameron: Yeah. I thought I felt the draft in here.
43:26
>> Skylar: Yes, the breeze.
43:29
>> Cameron: Is there a window in here?
43:31
>> Skylar: Sure, yeah, there is. There has to be.
43:34
>> Cameron: Now, precariously large
43:36
objects, at the top of the shelf right above
43:39
her that may or may have
43:42
not fall on her, as she's going to pick up
43:45
said files.
43:46
>> Skylar: Yes, there is.
43:50
she keeps a lot of plants.
43:52
>> Cameron: Oh.
43:53
>> Skylar: So she has like. Like a little bonzsai
43:56
tree.
43:56
>> Cameron: As ah, she is bending over and picking up his stuff.
43:59
Ro'gonna look over at keeping a sh
44:02
I. And he's pointing at the plant.
44:05
Okay. He's getting. He's not e.
44:09
And, ror's gonna take his maych which of minde you is still
44:11
invisible.
44:12
>> Skylar: Yeah.
44:12
>> Cameron: You's just gonna move it up to the plane and just give it a shel.
44:15
>> Skylar: Oh, no. I mean, it comes down and it hits
44:18
the ground and the pot shatters. And she goes,
44:21
oh, no. What a mess.
44:25
Now I have a
44:27
significant mess to clean up.
44:30
>> Cameron: I'll help you with that, ma'am.
44:32
>> Skylar: No, please.
44:33
>> Cameron: Not please.
44:34
>> Skylar: behind the counter. Please.
44:37
I've got it.
44:38
>> Cameron: I feel responsible for having you
44:41
look over that. Let me help you, please. And I jump over the
44:44
cup.
44:45
>> Skylar: Sir, sir, do not make me
44:48
call the guards. You are not allowed
44:51
by y.
44:51
>> Cameron: What are you doing? I'm going to shake my head
44:54
or motion to roke
44:57
get out of here. Go find something
44:59
useful. Royik has no idea what yet useful
45:02
stuff he could find. So he just, hops off
45:05
the stool and he goes running out into
45:08
the hallway. And he believes he saw a broom
45:11
closet as he was walking by.
45:13
>> Skylar: Sure.
45:13
>> Cameron: So he's going to run to the said brom closet and see if
45:16
he can find anything to help clean up the mess.
45:18
>> Skylar: Find a broom in it in a dust panin.
45:21
>> Cameron: This is what I was looking for.
45:22
>> Skylar: I figured his the most common thing in the broom
45:25
closet, that's for sure.
45:27
>> Cameron: Bucket.
45:28
>> Skylar: Okay.
45:29
>> Cameron: And he comes running in with
45:32
a mopin bucket and pushes past
45:35
the little swinging door that's on the side of her
45:38
desk. And he pushes. He goes, I've got the thing
45:41
to help manam. And he, like, as he comes
45:44
around the corner, he clumsily, but also
45:47
on purposely crashes the carp and
45:50
water starts ewing.
45:53
>> Skylar: Oh, my God.
45:54
>> Cameron: And he falls with it. And now he's rolling
45:57
around in the water going, oh, no.
46:00
Oh. And he's like, standing up and slipping. He's like,
46:03
ah, no. He's like. Like little
46:06
shocks of electricity are going on the water. And he's like,
46:08
oh, don't come this wayah. It hurts.
46:11
>> Skylar: So.
46:13
>> Cameron: What are you.
46:14
>> Skylar: Let's jump back over today.
46:16
>> Cameron: Ye.
46:17
>> Skylar: What's maki doing?
46:19
>> Cameron: He's gone ahead and made
46:22
a, forgery of the seal.
46:24
>> Skylar: Oh, okay.
46:24
>> Cameron: And the signaturerona like a different piece of paper just
46:27
to refer to later.
46:29
>> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely. All right. You have successfully
46:32
done that. You. You are all set to go, assuming that's, I
46:35
mean, the last thing that you needed to do.
46:37
>> Cameron: And he finally comes out of his forgery
46:40
mindset to turn around the sea.
46:41
>> Skylar: Yeah. of just an absolute mess of two
46:44
people doing, like, a classic comedy
46:47
scene involving slippery
46:50
spaces. Like, they're just falling all over each other.
46:53
This lady is. I can't say yelling because she mostly
46:55
just mumbles everything, but she's. She
46:58
seems about as, like, crazed as a person
47:01
who's, like, that could possibly seem.
47:04
>> Cameron: man, please, please, please don't cast judgment on
47:06
us. Only a judge can cast judgment.
47:09
>> Skylar: Are you doing.
47:10
>> Cameron: Are you doing your.
47:11
>> Skylar: Are you doing your groveling? I feel this sounds like you're doing your
47:14
groveling move.
47:15
>> Cameron: I was it actually leading towards a
47:18
leading question, but, yeah, I can call it as
47:21
gravel, cower and bank.
47:22
>> Skylar: What do you. What do you.
47:25
>> Cameron: You can't cast judgment on us. Only a judge can cast
47:28
judgment on us.
47:28
>> Skylar: I know why.
47:30
>> Cameron: Thinkaking of judges who. Who
47:33
would be a judge that would be casting judgment,
47:36
perhaps even on our friend
47:37
McGregoriving hours ra towards
47:40
the paper she gave you.
47:42
>> Skylar: And she says it says on the paper,
47:45
sir, papers.
47:46
>> Cameron: O speaking.
47:47
>> Skylar: Get behind the couc.
47:48
>> Cameron: Speaking of papers, your papers are gonna get wet. And
47:51
I understand Quick you don grab them any
47:54
point. And I and aur roic points at the papers
47:57
that I knocked over that the water is
47:59
slowly moving toward.
48:01
>> Skylar: Did done. Dun, dun, dun.
48:04
>> Cameron: yeah, Keido is going to take the initiative and just grab the
48:07
papers and throw them. It's looking like full 52 card
48:10
pickup saved from back
48:13
over the counted towards Maki. I
48:16
saved the day. Maki'gonna
48:18
walk over then and, gather up some of these
48:21
papers crouched down on the other side. And it's
48:24
gonna find one with, like, I don't know,
48:27
actually filled out one for, like, a law fir or
48:30
something.
48:30
>> Skylar: Oh, okay. Okay. Roll. you're trying to steal it?
48:33
Yeah, yeah.
48:34
>> Cameron: He's gonna try to locate it and then slip
48:37
it under the paperwork on the counter.
48:40
>> Skylar: Oh, okay.
48:40
>> Cameron: That. She gave us that. Oh, yeah.
48:44
>> Skylar: Oh, the ones that you alreadyosed to fill out. Yeah, Y. Yeah, okay.
48:47
Okay.
48:48
>> Cameron: The ones were yeah, Rol.
48:49
>> Skylar: Given roll a quick sleight of hand.
48:51
>> Cameron: That's only a six. I'm going to continue to
48:54
grovel, cower, and beg. Okay, man, I'm so
48:57
sorry.
48:57
>> Skylar: Is this. Is this a mood you yet to.
48:59
>> Cameron: Do something for, like, a kobld
49:02
trait action or RA Actually gives
49:05
one party member advantage on their next
49:08
chec.
49:09
>> Skylar: Okay, so, yeah, do it. Do it with advantage in your sleight of hand
49:12
since she's distracted by his groveling. that's a lot
49:14
better.
49:15
>> Cameron: 18.
49:15
>> Skylar: Hey. All right. You as. As
49:18
ke over there begging and
49:21
pleading for this woman to forgive them. You
49:24
deftly slide this paper under your
49:27
other papers. Probably, I don't know. Let's say you grab,
49:29
like, three or something. Three different. I don't know, forms
49:32
of some kind. You go. You can find
49:35
out later, but the one that you're looking for is definitely
49:38
one of them. and yetah, you have a successful
49:41
little stack that unless someone was really
49:44
looking close, they wouldn't notice that there were more papers than were
49:46
necessary for this form.
49:48
>> Cameron: As that is happening, Roke's gonna be like, oh,
49:51
sorry, ma'am. I'll get this bucket and mop out
49:54
of here quick.
49:54
>> Skylar: And as.
49:55
>> Cameron: As he does, he goes and he slips
50:00
right into the cart. and he slides into
50:03
the. He flips into the car head first and
50:06
slides directly into the wall.
50:10
Mai isnna take the paperwork
50:13
and get out of here before security shows up? Ah.
50:16
>> Skylar: All right. Are you two also fleeing the scene
50:19
now that you've done your diligence?
50:22
>> Cameron: Trying my best. he might have the, Kido
50:25
might have to wheel me out headfirst in this bucket.
50:28
Out.
50:30
>> Skylar: I, If you're fine with that. That works for me.
50:32
>> Cameron: The lady is sufficiently
50:35
distracted. He will
50:39
push Roke and himself and make a
50:42
expeditious exit.
50:43
>> Skylar: All right. Sounds good. She u. she just
50:46
looks like. Absolutely just.
50:49
She's just done, right? Like she's. She
50:51
throws her hands up in the air as you guys wheel or.
50:54
Well, keto wheels. Roric off, and
50:57
then you guys, head out the door. Roick
51:00
is soaking wet. You head out the door, and the
51:03
gard is standing there ready to give you guys your stuff backag. And he sees you
51:06
soaking wet, and he says, I'm sorry there a little
51:09
bud. I know a lot of trips here get pretty
51:12
emotional, and it can be difficult if,
51:15
If things don't get filed.
51:16
>> Cameron: She took everything from.
51:18
>> Skylar: I know. She can be pretty heartless. I
51:21
know. But I'm sorry. Here you go, here's your stuff
51:24
back. At least you got that.
51:25
>> Cameron: You didn't take that from me too.
51:27
>> Skylar: No, I wouldn't do that.
51:29
>> Cameron: Bless your heart. So kind.
51:31
>> Skylar: Oh, w. I know it's a
51:34
tough one, but you guys try to have a good day, all
51:36
right?
51:37
>> Cameron: no walk out.
51:38
>> Skylar: Okay.
51:39
>> Cameron: I do want to point out about halfway through that
51:42
I realized Keto and, Roke are
51:45
once again terrorizing the elderly woman to
51:48
steal something from her. It's true's
51:51
true. Causing massive, massive may.
51:54
Massive mayhem and destruction. Because,
51:57
like the casino.
51:58
>> Skylar: Yeah. Although they were kind of jerks as
52:01
well. And, All right, so with having gotten the
52:03
paperwork accomplished and everything like that, you guys
52:06
head out into the streets
52:09
hoping.
52:10
>> Cameron: That you can mai. Did you.
52:13
I didn't see if you grabbed the papers we needed. Did you grab
52:16
one? Yeah. I hope you got more accomplished in there than we did.
52:19
I don't know what I just accomplished other than.
52:22
I mean, your paper throw was slick, but, like, we
52:25
didn't grab them. I hope Machki would. Oh,
52:28
I got em and nobody saw me grab
52:31
em.
52:32
>> Skylar: And with that, we will close out this
52:34
episode.
52:44
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