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Hour 3 - Philly Karen · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: It's a true crime mystery and our number three, Hour
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Speaker 1: three of the Ben Maler Show podcast and a story
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Speaker 1: that I'm fascinated by. It went viral on the social
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Speaker 1: media pages. That ball stealing Karen at the Philadelphia Phillies
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Speaker 1: game has still not been identified. How is that possible?
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Speaker 1: I don't know who she is yet. The Internet has
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Speaker 1: been trying to find out the woman's identity so they
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Speaker 1: can goof on her and they haven't been able to
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Speaker 1: find it. We'll talk about that. Also in the NBA,
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Speaker 1: Ben Simmons was fired by his agent after he swiped
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Speaker 1: left on interest from the Knickerbockers. What's up with that story?
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Speaker 1: And in college football, does Ohio State coach Ryan Day
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Speaker 1: have a point with his criticism of the updated transfer
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Speaker 1: portal window? The NCAA powerbrokers moving that until January. We'll
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Speaker 1: talk about that and more right now here. It is
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Speaker 1: our number three. You are the most famous woman in sports,
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Speaker 1: even though we don't really know who you are. Welcome
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Speaker 1: up latest hour also the Riddle of the Day. So
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Speaker 1: it's a jam packed hour of content. But our lead
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Speaker 1: this hour from the most famous woman in sports. It
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Speaker 1: is no longer Caitlin Clark. Take a seat, Caitlan. The
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Speaker 1: answer is some woman we don't even know her name.
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Speaker 1: She's in Miami. Random Friday night at the Old Ballpark
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Speaker 1: with dozens of fans there, most of them Phillies fans,
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Speaker 1: even though the game was in Miami. I assume you
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Speaker 1: know about this by now, but maybe not so the
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Speaker 1: fight in Phils. We're playing the Marlins last week and
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Speaker 1: it turned out to be one of the most memorable
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Speaker 1: moments of the twenty twenty five Major League Baseball season.
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Speaker 1: So I'm going to assume that you kind of have
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Speaker 1: heard something about this, but possibly not. It happened in
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Speaker 1: the fourth inning of a random game on a Friday
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Speaker 1: night where the Phillies had an outfield named Harrison Bader
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Speaker 1: who hit a home run into the seats there in
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Speaker 1: left field, and people, of course ran to get the
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Speaker 1: ball because it's Miami and the seats aren't full, and
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Speaker 1: a mild skirmish, not a total dust up, but more
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Speaker 1: of a mild skirmish broke out for the baseball and
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Speaker 1: possession is nine tenths of the ball, And so this
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Speaker 1: guy got the ball, and mostly people were in Philadelphia
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Speaker 1: Phillies gear, because the only one I know that where's
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Speaker 1: Marlin's gear is my friend Marlin's man. Other than that, no,
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Speaker 1: but so a guy in a Philly shirt. Sure enough,
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Speaker 1: he emerged with the souvenir and no great dad moment.
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Speaker 2: He brought it.
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Speaker 1: He like a trophy to give to his son. Here
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Speaker 1: I am, I'm your father. You should be proud of me,
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Speaker 1: your little snot nospunk. I got you a baseball. I'm
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Speaker 1: the greatest dad in the world. And right at that moment,
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Speaker 1: what a great moments bonding, father and son bonding.
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Speaker 2: What happens?
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Speaker 1: What happens, well, what happens after he handed the ball,
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Speaker 1: This trophy, this prize of the father's son bond that
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Speaker 1: will last a lifetime. He then was confronted by a
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Speaker 1: middle aged, white haired woman, the witch. The witch, and
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Speaker 1: she was in a Philly's hoodie and she was on
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Speaker 1: the warpath. She stormed over to the family and she grabbed,
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Speaker 1: violating this guy's personal space. She grabbed the dad by
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Speaker 1: the shoulder. This white haired woman, You've gotta be kidding me.
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Speaker 1: And she pointed at the ball and she said, listen.
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Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what she said. I'm assuming she
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Speaker 1: said I want that little Johnny's baseball. It's my ball.
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Speaker 1: So that they went. It was a little bit of
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Speaker 1: a verbal thing, physical contact. She demanded the ball. She said,
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Speaker 1: that's my ball, and of course the dad looked a
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Speaker 1: little stun there. This thing's gone viral because he gave
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Speaker 1: the baseball away and it has spawned a national search
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Speaker 1: an online who'd done it? It's like a true crime documentary.
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Speaker 1: Who is this woman? Who is the woman at the
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Speaker 1: center of the drama, all rama that took place in Miami.
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Speaker 1: Now at least two I didn't check the last couple hours,
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Speaker 1: but at least two women have been misidentified by the
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Speaker 1: Internet as the woman who did the thing you shouldn't
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Speaker 1: do at the time. You shouldn't do it, they claimed
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Speaker 1: the Internet to certain factions that the woman was so
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Speaker 1: and so, And it turns out it was not. She's
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Speaker 1: become known as the Phillies Karen. Why not so? But
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Speaker 1: still nothing? Still nothing, So let us discuss the question
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Speaker 1: the ball stealing stealing, the ball stealing Phillies Karen, who
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Speaker 1: has still not been identified. How is this possible? So
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Speaker 1: I've got dB, Cooper, the Met and Disney, and we
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Speaker 1: will combine all these things together and you and I
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Speaker 1: are going to make the Babaganoosh. We're gonna make the Babagosh. Now,
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Speaker 1: first of all, I love this story. I love I
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Speaker 1: haven't talked about it. Well, what you talked about You
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Speaker 1: love the story. Why did you talk about it? The
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Speaker 1: part of the story that I love is that we
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Speaker 1: still don't know. That's to me the most fascinating thing.
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Speaker 1: This is the most infamous woman in sports right now,
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Speaker 1: and nobody can find her. It's twenty twenty five. You
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Speaker 1: can't hide there. We live in a police state. There's
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Speaker 1: cameras everywhere. Everything's being recorded. Your phone's recording you right
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Speaker 1: now if you have a smartphone, and yet we cannot
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Speaker 1: track down We can't track down a se like Femi
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Speaker 1: right now is driving around and delivering you know, Uber
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Speaker 1: Eats and door Dash and all that stuff around Minnesota,
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Speaker 1: and we can track his deliveries within six inches of
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Speaker 1: the front door to make sure he puts the food down.
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Speaker 2: Where it needs to go.
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Speaker 1: But we cannot find Phillies Karen in section one twenty
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Speaker 1: eight at a Marlin's Phillies game on a Friday night.
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Speaker 1: This fascinates me. It's like, is she a real person?
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Speaker 1: Is this an actor? Is she a phantom?
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Speaker 2: Who is she?
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Speaker 3: Right?
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Speaker 2: She?
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Speaker 1: Apparently she has no Facebook. I guess she's not on
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Speaker 1: Instagram even like LinkedIn. She's not on there. She has
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Speaker 1: no enemies, she has no friends, she has no frenemies, nothing.
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Speaker 1: Who lives like that today, she's a ghost in the matrix, Like,
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Speaker 1: is it possible that that's a glitch in the matrix
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Speaker 1: and she is not real and she's a time traveler
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Speaker 1: and she came to this dimension. Doo do It's.
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Speaker 2: Like the Twilight Zone. Do do do do do Do Do
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Speaker 2: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
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Speaker 2: Do Do do do do doo?
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Speaker 1: You think about it. We have facial recognition technology. She
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Speaker 1: wasn't wearing a mask. You could see. There's ten different
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Speaker 1: photos of this woman. So we could see the photos
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Speaker 1: and we don't think, we're not sure. We don't think
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Speaker 1: she's like the unibomber living in a shack in Montana.
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Speaker 1: She appears to be a middle aged woman with white hair.
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Speaker 1: She's got very short hair. She wears glasses, and she
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Speaker 1: looks like she just the left the return line of
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Speaker 1: coals is what she looks like.
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Speaker 2: There.
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Speaker 1: So there's that and the issue. I'm determined. I was
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Speaker 1: saying about this driving in. I get a long drive
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Speaker 1: in from the north Woods, and when I was driving
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Speaker 1: into the studio, it hit me that the problem is,
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Speaker 1: and I don't want to besmirch anyone. However, you know
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Speaker 1: how many women in America exist that look like this woman? Now? Seriously,
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Speaker 1: like I would say roughly six hundred thousand per state. Now,
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Speaker 1: maybe not Delaware because it's the smallest state. But it's
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Speaker 1: it's not a compliment. I mean, it's you're trying to
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Speaker 1: It's like trying to play a game with your kid.
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Speaker 1: You got the Wear's Waldo book, and everyone in the
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Speaker 1: Worre's Waldough book is wearing Ann Taylor Loft. You're like, well,
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Speaker 1: I don't think that's good. It's gonna be hard to
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Speaker 1: figure out who that you know, I can't find that person.
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Speaker 1: They're all wearing the same. But that's the problem. There's
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Speaker 1: really no unique feature about this particular woman that makes
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Speaker 1: you wonder if it is the twilight Zone. Like, there's
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Speaker 1: no she has a haircut for some reason. A lot
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Speaker 1: of women get to a certain age they just want
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Speaker 1: to cut their hair short.
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Speaker 2: Whatever.
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Speaker 1: That's fine, but she's got that. And I didn't see
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Speaker 1: any tattoos, she wasn't wearing a crazy outfit or anything
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Speaker 1: like that. And so she just apparently the camouflage of
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Speaker 1: life that she has beating down on her. She's just
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Speaker 1: a random person that exists but yet doesn't exist and
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Speaker 1: all that. And she had that look like life is
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Speaker 1: just beating her down. I don't know her history or
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Speaker 1: anything like that, but she just looks like she's been
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Speaker 1: to one too many bake sales for some pta group or.
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Speaker 2: Something like that.
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Speaker 1: And she knows she's been burned by you know, men
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Speaker 1: or women or whoever are both and you's got that energy.
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Speaker 1: And so it's like the default on Xbox, the default
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Speaker 1: avatar on Xboxes, Like, that's her. If you were to
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Speaker 1: say woman, middle aged, older woman, short hair, glasses, you know,
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Speaker 1: the whole look, that's that's who that is. Where are
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Speaker 1: the white women at Yeah, And if you squint, like
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Speaker 1: Whole Foods and Trader Joe's, you can see women like
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Speaker 1: that throughout the day that go to Whole Foods and
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Speaker 1: Trader joe So anyway, but the Internet is starving. See
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Speaker 1: that's the thing to me, Like the Internet is like,
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Speaker 1: we gotta find this woman, right, we'll go viral. I'm
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Speaker 1: sure TMC and some of the other outfits that pay
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Speaker 1: for content would would pay money to find out who
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Speaker 1: she is. Right to do a whole photo thing. So
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Speaker 1: there's money involved in it. There's money involved in it,
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Speaker 1: and you're telling me there's nobody that knows who this
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Speaker 1: woman is that doesn't like the woman wants to make
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Speaker 1: an extra ten grand or whatever it is from TMZ,
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Speaker 1: that couldn't call them up and the tip line and say,
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Speaker 1: here's the woman. You know, here's a bunch of photos,
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Speaker 1: and she's a she's a nice woman, or she's a
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Speaker 1: blankety blank blank mike.
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Speaker 2: That kind of thing.
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Speaker 1: But they're they're doxing. They're so upset people Internet. They're
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Speaker 1: doxing the wrong Karen's left and right. There's poor middle
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Speaker 1: aged women that just happen to look like this woman,
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Speaker 1: which a lot of women do, and they're getting outed.
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Speaker 1: But they're not even the ones. And so you got
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Speaker 1: the sharks who are chewing like it's like they're chewing
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Speaker 1: on license plates and in old boots at the bottom
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Speaker 1: of the of the ocean. You're like, well, that's that's
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Speaker 1: not food. But the longer this thing goes unsolved, the
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Speaker 1: longer this thing goes unsolved, the more this becomes folklore.
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Speaker 1: We're not quite there yet. It hasn't been a full week,
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Speaker 1: hadn't been a full week and this thing really blew
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Speaker 1: up on Sunday and Monday, and really Monday because people
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Speaker 1: were watching football on Sunday, so it really is a
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Speaker 1: Monday story. So day Tuesday. Now we're into Wednesday. We'll
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Speaker 1: see if anything happens today. But this is a wild time.
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Speaker 1: We don't know who she is. She's the dB Cooper
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Speaker 1: of the foul Bok out of the back of the airplane.
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Speaker 1: Used to airplanes used to have you know that story,
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Speaker 1: look it up, Google it. But the airplanes used to
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Speaker 1: leave the airplane in the back of the airplane, and
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Speaker 1: they changed that because dB Cooper hijacked plan. Used to
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Speaker 1: be hijackings all the time, hijack the plane, and they
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Speaker 1: left him a parachute. He jumped out of the back
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Speaker 1: of the plane. So they changed that so you can't
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Speaker 1: jump out of the back of the plane anyway. How
12:29
Speaker 1: about Amelia Earhart? Right, whatever happened to Amelia Earhart? Did
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Speaker 1: she die? Maybe she lived and she lived her life
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Speaker 1: somewhere in some South American country, who knows. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: She's the Amelia Earhart of Karen's This woman. Yeah, she
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Speaker 1: could be Aaron Rodger's wife. That's right, a voice in
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Speaker 1: my head says, But twenty years from now there'll be
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Speaker 1: documentaries the ball that vanished in Karen's hands? Philly, Karen,
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Speaker 1: where did she go? Until then? She's out there? She
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Speaker 1: might be your neighbor. How scary is that she's on
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Speaker 1: the lamb? She's on the angry middle aged woman ismare
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Speaker 1: with short hair and glasses that could be living right
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Speaker 1: next year? We need to get crime under control. This
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Speaker 1: woman is a criminal stealing a baseball from a child.
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Speaker 1: Who does that? So either she's in a bunker somewhere
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Speaker 1: hiding away she doesn't exist, or she's like rubbing the
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Speaker 1: ball like some kind of evil witch.
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Speaker 2: My precious ball, all right? Now, moving on quickly to
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Speaker 2: the NBA.
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Speaker 1: I thought this was a good Were you talking to
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Speaker 1: nb's football series on?
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Speaker 2: I thought this was a good story.
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Speaker 1: So Ben Simmons was fired by his agent after he
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Speaker 1: swiped left on intro from the New York Knickerbockers, the
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Speaker 1: only team in the NBA that offered Ben Simmons a contract.
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Speaker 1: And Ben Simmons said, ehamn good? So what's up with
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Speaker 1: that particular story? That's a good So this comes the
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Speaker 1: number one pick in the draft. So this is part
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Speaker 1: of the soap opera of the NBA. And actually blame
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Speaker 1: the NBA because the NBA continues to enable Ben Simmons, Like,
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Speaker 1: how many times does this guy have to say, Hey,
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Speaker 1: this is who I am and you don't listen to him.
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Speaker 1: I just don't understand. You keep giving him contracts, you
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Speaker 1: keep calling and texting Ben Simmons, you make him now
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Speaker 1: it's veteran minimumsoo, it's three million dollars and you treat
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Speaker 1: him like he's some sleeping giant and you have the
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Speaker 1: potion that will awaken him. Spoiler alert, Ben Simmons, this
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Speaker 1: is gonna blow you away. Based on years and years
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Speaker 1: of evidence, does not like basketball. He happens to be tall,
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Speaker 1: and he was thrown into what the family business was.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't like it.
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Speaker 2: Though.
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Speaker 1: He treats the sport like you and I treat jury duty. Right,
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Speaker 1: It's just something you have to avoid at all costs
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Speaker 1: and you're forced to show up and you don't want
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Speaker 1: to do it. And that's how he treats playing in
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Speaker 1: the NBA. And so he could not even handle the
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Speaker 1: thought Ben Simmons of sitting on the bench at Madison
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Speaker 1: Square Garden to Mecca right over Penn Station there at
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Speaker 1: Midtown Matt And couldn't couldn't handle that, And the Knicks
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Speaker 1: are actually better off. The Knicks are better off in
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Speaker 1: this situation. Like Simmons does not shoot, he doesn't play
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Speaker 1: because he's always feigning some injury and he doesn't care
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Speaker 1: all of those. It's like an expensive art piece at
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Speaker 1: the met right, It's a nice frame, no real picture.
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Speaker 1: It's like, what is that? Well, it's you, it's supposed
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Speaker 1: to be in a picture. It's it's a blank canvas.
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Speaker 1: But that's the it's a blank it's but that's the pictures.
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Speaker 1: That's stupid anyway. All right, So Simmons doesn't want to
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Speaker 1: be there. His agent got rid of him, which is
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Speaker 1: just hilarious to me. And he doesn't want to smoke
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Speaker 1: even sitting on the bench. I guess he don't want
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Speaker 1: the hemorrhoids sitting on the match.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: Now, final thought to college football, we go we try
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Speaker 1: to dot the I on this maled monologue. The reigning
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Speaker 1: champions of college football, the Ohio State University. Interesting commentary
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Speaker 1: from Ryan Day. Ryan Day the man that wears nipple rings.
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Speaker 1: So Ryan Day said that he is well he's not
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Speaker 1: a fan of the proposal that would change the transfer portal.
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Speaker 2: So let me set this up the right way. We'll
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Speaker 2: play some audio.
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Speaker 1: So Ryan Day was asked about the FBS Oversight Committee.
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Speaker 1: That sounds like a bunch of bureaucracy. And they voted
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Speaker 1: to change the transfer portal window to a ten day
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Speaker 1: period in January. And that's it. Every player in college
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Speaker 1: football will have ten days in January to decide whether
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Speaker 1: or not they want to take the bag and go
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Speaker 1: somewhere else. Well, Ryan Day said, I don't like that.
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Speaker 2: Take a listen.
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Speaker 4: I don't think it's a good idea at all. In
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Speaker 4: the conversations that we had with the Big ten coaches,
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Speaker 4: I think the majority of them agree. I just don't
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Speaker 4: might understand how, you know, for teams that are playing
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Speaker 4: in the playoffs are expected to, you know, make the
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Speaker 4: decisions and sign their upcoming players while they're still getting
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Speaker 4: ready to play for games.
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Speaker 1: All right, So does Ohio State coach Ryan Day you
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Speaker 1: just heard the sound by does he have a point
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Speaker 1: in his criticism of the transfer portal windows?
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Speaker 2: It's just sour grapes.
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Speaker 1: So based on my scorecard, I wrote down dr dead right,
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Speaker 1: that's what I wrote down to my scorecard, dead right.
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Speaker 2: I agree.
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Speaker 1: I agree. The people of academia, who it's not really
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Speaker 1: even the people of academia, but the ones that are
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Speaker 1: involved in this are dopes. They just are there a
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Speaker 1: bunch of schmendricks, is what they are, and they somehow
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Speaker 1: reinvented the wheel and turned it into a square. Now,
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Speaker 1: obviously there needs to be changed. It's the wild wild
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Speaker 1: West with the transfer portal. But the idea that this
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Speaker 1: is the perfect time for the transfer window is beyond
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Speaker 1: I'd love to have been a fly on the wall
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Speaker 1: in the room with really big fly ears and hear
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Speaker 1: what the decision was, like, what was behind decisions? I seriously, so,
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Speaker 1: you're telling me that while the good teams of college
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Speaker 1: with well teams like Ohio State and Penn State and
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Speaker 1: Georgia and Oregon whoever else, are trying to prepare for
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Speaker 1: playoff games, the biggest games of the year when everyone's
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Speaker 1: focused on college football, they also have to figure out
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Speaker 1: who's leaving and who's coming in in the portal at
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Speaker 1: the same time, like who's jumping in the portal, who's
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Speaker 1: jumping out of the portal. While they're preparing for a
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Speaker 1: playoff game playoffs is insane to the membrane. It just is.
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Speaker 1: It's like trying to take the SAT exam while you're
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Speaker 1: in the middle of open heart surgery. It just those
18:52
Speaker 1: things don't really go that well together, generally speaking, and
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Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. And of course it comes
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Speaker 1: from the NCAA Oversight Committee, which just reeks of corporate
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Speaker 1: bureaucracy and all that stuff. And the same group of bumbling,
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Speaker 1: stumbling dumb dums who could not run a lemonade stand,
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Speaker 1: if you will, without tripping over themselves. And so they
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Speaker 1: essentially called Disney up and they said, listen, we need
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Speaker 1: some advice here. And the Disney people said, well, who
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Speaker 1: can we give you. You want Mickey Mouse, No, we
19:21
Speaker 1: don't want Mickey Mouse, No, we don't want. How about
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Speaker 1: Donald dug No, we're good on Donaldock.
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Speaker 2: Who do you want?
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Speaker 1: How about Dumbo? Can we get Dumbo in here? Yes,
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Speaker 1: Dumbo is yours. Congratulations, Dumbo can run the thing. The
19:32
Speaker 1: transfer portal window should be, I'll tell you what. Free
19:35
Speaker 1: advice here. Free advice should be one week after the
19:39
Speaker 1: national championship game. In college football, you wait one week.
19:42
Speaker 1: It's kind of like in baseball a bunch of roster
19:44
Speaker 1: moves have to been made right after the World Series,
19:46
Speaker 1: of the NBA Finals and the Super Bowl.
19:48
Speaker 2: Same thing.
19:48
Speaker 1: You wait, I'll give them a week one week after
19:51
Speaker 1: the National Championship game, and then for seven to ten
19:53
Speaker 1: days you have a transfer portal window.
19:56
Speaker 2: You make it a big deal.
19:57
Speaker 1: All these fledgling cable channels like the Big ten Network,
20:00
Speaker 1: the SEC never got all these channels. They can have
20:02
Speaker 1: a week ten days of programming and really two months
20:05
Speaker 1: because a month before and a month after, so you
20:07
Speaker 1: get two months of programming. But doing it the way
20:09
Speaker 1: you're doing it right now, it's like the Daytona five hundred,
20:13
Speaker 1: and in mile four to ninety of the Daytona five hundred,
20:15
Speaker 1: you're like a you know, it's some moron, and the
20:18
Speaker 1: radio tower goes down, says I'm on the radio listen, Hey,
20:22
Speaker 1: I know, by the way, we got to start building
20:25
Speaker 1: next year, next year's car right now. I know we're
20:28
Speaker 1: not done with the first race, the first race of
20:30
Speaker 1: the NASCAR season, or the Daytona five hundred, but we've
20:34
Speaker 1: got to already worry about next year's car. And so
20:37
Speaker 1: that's where they're so. Brian David's got a good point
20:39
Speaker 1: he does. I wish I could disagree with him, but
20:42
Speaker 1: it makes a lot of sense. It's like really stupid.
20:45
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22:38
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Speaker 2: With Loraina and your comments, you can answer the riddle.
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23:05
Speaker 1: It is a Kingdom court. And now back to it,
23:11
Speaker 1: all right, back to it, pay off the riddle of
23:13
Speaker 1: the day. So Peyton Manning said that he penned two
23:16
Speaker 1: handwritten letters in to blank to blank in an effort
23:20
Speaker 1: to book them as a guest on the Manning cast.
23:25
Speaker 2: That is the question. What is the answer?
23:30
Speaker 1: Let's see who do we have? Lady Cyburns is going
23:32
Speaker 1: with Abba. He's the answer. Andy and Lionel Lakes got
23:36
Speaker 1: got it right. Bad job by him, clam said Santa Claus.
23:40
Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Who else do we have? Page down?
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Speaker 1: The producers of the Dark Side Secrets of the Sports
23:46
Speaker 1: Dopers documentary and the CEO of Al Jazeera America alf
23:54
Speaker 1: very funny. Who else do we have? Let's see page down?
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Speaker 1: Josh in Nebraska.
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Speaker 2: Got it right. Bad job by him.
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Speaker 1: Barbaricuing Lynn says Father Guido Sarducci is the answer old
24:08
Speaker 1: Saturday Night reference. Ferg Dog going with Lucky Tony and
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Speaker 1: David Vasse is his answer. Henry Fonda and Janis Joplin
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Speaker 1: from Rob in Minnesota, Warming Bernabelle from Nature Boy answering
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Speaker 1: the Call to the Wild, The Bionic Man, Justin Herbert
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Speaker 1: from FEMI, the number one Uber each driver in Minnesota,
24:31
Speaker 1: Blind Scott and his plunger from Inca Terror. That's his answer.
24:35
Speaker 1: Donkey Sausage says, these two punks very are schmucks, very funny.
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Speaker 1: Penn and Teller from JT. The Wingman Ravishing, Rick Rude
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Speaker 1: gets by slug in Vegas, the hostess with the mostest
24:47
Speaker 1: in Vegas, put that Mather, meet and greet together. Let's
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Speaker 1: see you're sports with Coleman got it right, obviously cheating
24:54
Speaker 1: on his burner account. Uncle Rico Dynamite from Doug. Do
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Speaker 1: you have an answer?
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Speaker 2: Are you know?
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Speaker 7: I actually know this one better? You don't get mad
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Speaker 7: at me.
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Speaker 1: Don't answer it, Sidney Sweeney, Oh.
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Speaker 2: You're right, you got it right, damn it.
25:08
Speaker 1: Yes, no, it is actually the pontiff, the Pope. He
25:13
Speaker 1: wrote letters to the Pope. Yeah, she could be the Pope.
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Speaker 7: All right, so they're changing.
25:20
Speaker 1: A couple of things on this I don't understand like that.
25:24
Speaker 1: There's no way that works. Doesn't Peyton Manning know he
25:27
Speaker 1: knows very powerful people that would know the Pope. Don't
25:30
Speaker 1: you think, like the Pope is from Chicago, he's a
25:33
Speaker 1: sports fan.
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Speaker 7: Has to be someone who can get this Pope to like.
25:37
Speaker 1: But you don't just write a letter to the Pope.
25:39
Speaker 1: There must be motive store Like if anybody, anybody could
25:43
Speaker 1: write the Pope a letter and some in front of
25:45
Speaker 1: the Vatican will read the letter. You know, it's but
25:49
Speaker 1: you got to know somebody the letter.
25:51
Speaker 7: Once that go, I never got anything.
25:54
Speaker 2: How rude of her. Let's go to the phones.
25:57
Speaker 1: Let's go down to North Las Vegas where are friend
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Speaker 1: Snooker resides. Hello Snooker, Hey, hey hey, then now how's
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Speaker 1: my phone?
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Speaker 8: Man?
26:07
Speaker 3: Is it over?
26:07
Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Your phone is wonderful. It's an amazing the greatest phone
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Speaker 1: I've ever of course you've only said four words, but
26:13
Speaker 1: so far it's great.
26:14
Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, hey you know what, Now I saw something
26:18
Speaker 3: very refreshing today. You know, the Yankees got their butt booked,
26:23
Speaker 3: but you know.
26:25
Speaker 9: This guy, uh Padic to Detroit came out with something
26:30
Speaker 9: I hadn't seen in a while, and that was stirrup sucks.
26:35
Speaker 9: Remember stirrup sucks?
26:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you had to.
26:37
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was pretty cool man. I looked at it
26:40
Speaker 9: and said, wow, I haven't seen that in years.
26:43
Speaker 3: But anyway, the Yankees got their butt whip so.
26:46
Speaker 1: Well, they were winning for a while. I did watch
26:47
Speaker 1: some of that game. You had Aaron Judge. Aaron Judge
26:51
Speaker 1: passed Yogi Bearra. Aaron Judge is now number five all
26:56
Speaker 1: time in Yankee home run number five. The guys ahead
27:00
Speaker 1: of him are Babe Ruth, Lou Garrick and Jolton Joe DiMaggio.
27:05
Speaker 1: And he's only a couple away from the Maggio.
27:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know that's fine.
27:09
Speaker 1: And Danny, but you know you don't see him press.
27:11
Speaker 1: You do not see him press snooker.
27:13
Speaker 3: No, you know it's the win man.
27:15
Speaker 8: The whole purpose of the game is to get to
27:17
Speaker 8: the World Series, not to make.
27:19
Speaker 1: All these see your old school you're old school snooker
27:22
Speaker 1: because you care about wins man, these kids, what do
27:24
Speaker 1: you think these kids?
27:25
Speaker 2: How about these kids today? So let's do old guy radio.
27:27
Speaker 2: We'll complain.
27:28
Speaker 1: What about the kids today? Do you see that we
27:31
Speaker 1: talked about yesterday. Sdor Sanders has the number five selling
27:34
Speaker 1: jersey in the NFL, and he's the third string quarterback
27:37
Speaker 1: on the Cleveland Browns.
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Speaker 9: That's the NBA.
27:40
Speaker 3: That's the NFL and the NBA. That's what they do.
27:42
Speaker 3: That's why I took the rand deal.
27:45
Speaker 2: That's right. You you chose snooker, is what you That's right?
27:49
Speaker 3: Hey hey, hey, hey Ben?
27:50
Speaker 1: What what? What? What?
27:52
Speaker 3: What's coming Saturday?
27:53
Speaker 2: Saturday?
27:54
Speaker 3: It's going to be the Canelo.
27:56
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I am listen, big news. I am planning,
28:00
Speaker 1: uh you know, boys' night, Gonna make some mistake sandwiches
28:03
Speaker 1: and watch that game Saturday. A little college football I got.
28:07
Speaker 1: I got a big sports day plan. I got speaking
28:09
Speaker 1: college football all day and then I got that fight
28:12
Speaker 1: at night, big big day.
28:14
Speaker 3: I got a lot of money on that fight.
28:17
Speaker 8: Crawford man, all right, bet on Crawford man.
28:21
Speaker 3: Hey, one more thing man, Last.
28:23
Speaker 8: Thursday issue Astro's cheeter Teeter, Do you just say anything
28:29
Speaker 8: about Trammel and then confiscating as that last yeah.
28:33
Speaker 1: Because it was kind of an and it wasn't he
28:35
Speaker 1: said it was a paint issue or it was corked.
28:38
Speaker 2: I would have.
28:39
Speaker 1: Done something more with it. It wasn't It wasn't that big.
28:42
Speaker 1: To me, it wasn't that big a deal. I wish
28:44
Speaker 1: it had been. I was hoping it was full of
28:45
Speaker 1: metal and I would have just had a field day
28:48
Speaker 1: with it. But it was just they said it was
28:50
Speaker 1: like a paint issue. I mean, it's it's it's typical
28:53
Speaker 1: for that franchise. But I didn't think it was like
28:55
Speaker 1: the worst thing in the world.
28:56
Speaker 2: I wish it.
28:56
Speaker 1: I thought it was a bigger deal I did. I Listen,
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Speaker 1: we love you, Snooker, you're the man. Your great phone,
29:02
Speaker 1: good phone, Snooker, really good phone, very important, very important.
29:07
Speaker 1: Are we have a game show? Hit that button right there?
29:09
Speaker 1: Here we go, game.
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29:47
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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you know, get a real cho.
30:02
Speaker 2: Now you get three?
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Speaker 10: Right?
30:04
Speaker 2: Lorena would like you to get all three. She wants
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Speaker 2: three or four and.
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Speaker 7: Then you know, yeah, I want I want four, three.
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Speaker 2: Out of four because she wants more time for her
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Speaker 1: Here we go. Are you ready, Michael? And now are
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Speaker 1: you trying to get a job or are you happy
30:16
Speaker 1: just doing uber.
30:17
Speaker 3: And I'm outside, I'm loud.
30:21
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. All right, Wake up all your neighbors
30:23
Speaker 2: this moment.
30:25
Speaker 1: Watch out for the watch out for the coyotes out
30:27
Speaker 1: there in Tucson.
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Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
30:30
Speaker 1: All question question number one for Michael in the Tucson area.
30:38
Speaker 1: Is my guy Richardrrea still down there Michael doing radio
30:41
Speaker 1: somewhere in Tucson or is he or is he gone?
30:44
Speaker 2: I don't know anyway.
30:45
Speaker 3: Alright, No, he's gone.
30:47
Speaker 2: Oh he's gone. Okay, all right, Yes, that's unfortunate. Story
30:50
Speaker 2: Question number one.
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Speaker 1: Question on one, Matthew Stafford just became the eighth quarterback
30:54
Speaker 1: all time to throw for sixty thousand yards in his
30:56
Speaker 1: in his career.
30:58
Speaker 2: Is that too much or not enough?
31:03
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that not enough.
31:05
Speaker 1: To see if he's right. That's correct, you're right, just
31:09
Speaker 1: like that one. And oh he's the tenth quarterback to
31:11
Speaker 1: reach that mark. Good job, all right. Question number two
31:14
Speaker 1: for Michael in Tucson Monday, it was only the fifth
31:17
Speaker 1: time in history that the Twins and Vikings have won
31:21
Speaker 1: on the road on the same day.
31:25
Speaker 2: Is that too Is that too much or not enough?
31:32
Speaker 3: Not enough? Not enough? Man?
31:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly this it says somehow that is too much.
31:39
Speaker 1: I can't is I can't Oh, I cannot be but yeah,
31:44
Speaker 1: but it says, I'm looking at the scorchy it says
31:46
Speaker 1: too much. It was only the second time that's happened.
31:48
Speaker 1: The last time was in September of nineteen eighty five.
31:52
Speaker 1: You're telling me the Twins have lost every Sunday game
31:55
Speaker 1: for the last two months of the baseball in the Vikings.
31:58
Speaker 2: On the road, the road. Okay, all right, I.
32:02
Speaker 1: Still still doesn't that crazy?
32:05
Speaker 2: That still doesn't seem all right?
32:07
Speaker 1: Question number three since being's rafted in twenty twenty three,
32:11
Speaker 1: Pooka Nakua the Rims has the ten has ten games
32:16
Speaker 1: over one hundred yards perceiving or more?
32:18
Speaker 2: Is that too much or not enough?
32:23
Speaker 3: M Pookah, you're a ram I'm gonna say not enough.
32:26
Speaker 1: Of course, that's right, absolutely correct. Don at thirteen games,
32:30
Speaker 1: you can ram it all day. You can certainly ram
32:32
Speaker 1: it all time.
32:33
Speaker 2: That's right.
32:34
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Michael, this could be the
32:36
Speaker 1: last one. You get it right, then, Lorena's cheering for you.
32:38
Speaker 1: Christian McCaffrey now has fifty career games where he has
32:43
Speaker 1: gained one hundred plus total yards.
32:45
Speaker 2: Is that too much or not enough?
32:47
Speaker 1: For the forty nine and running back?
32:51
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say not enough.
32:53
Speaker 1: Okay, let's find out that is a winner? Not enough?
32:57
Speaker 1: Congratulations Michael, you gotta go decad you get a golden
33:02
Speaker 1: deechaad chick cat as not enough as Christian mccavrey's sixtieth
33:09
Speaker 1: game with one hundred plus total yards. Congratulations Michael, you
33:14
Speaker 1: are the big winner, and thank you for being such
33:17
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33:17
Speaker 2: Does I mean a lot? I appreciate that.
33:19
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33:22
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33:24
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33:26
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33:27
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33:30
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33:34
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33:36
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33:38
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35:00
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35:01
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Speaker 9: Gear Rye, gear Rye tonight, gear right tonight, dear.
35:07
Speaker 7: Ry you heard the man.
35:09
Speaker 11: It is Tom for love here on the Ben Mallor
35:12
Speaker 11: Show and Men and Women. I just want to remind you,
35:17
Speaker 11: as sports season comes in, make sure you show your
35:20
Speaker 11: special person they are still special even though you are
35:22
Speaker 11: busy watching sports like twenty thousand hours over Oh.
35:26
Speaker 1: Is that I feel like that. It's a personal situation, Lorena,
35:29
Speaker 1: I feel like this.
35:30
Speaker 11: No, no, no, I like watching sports, okay, I have
35:32
Speaker 11: grown to enjoy.
35:33
Speaker 1: Is there a butt in there?
35:35
Speaker 3: No?
35:35
Speaker 1: No, there's no, there's no butts.
35:37
Speaker 11: I was just thinking about women who don't enjoy sports
35:40
Speaker 11: and how sad they must be with their men. Yeah,
35:43
Speaker 11: just you know, disassociate for the whole season. So don't
35:47
Speaker 11: forget to, you know, make your woman or your man
35:49
Speaker 11: still feel special if you're into.
35:50
Speaker 7: Sports and they're not. They knew the deal when they
35:52
Speaker 7: got involved.
35:53
Speaker 11: It's far the deal, Listen, Do they realize how bad
35:56
Speaker 11: it is when you first started dating?
35:57
Speaker 1: From September to February your second that's the way it
36:02
Speaker 1: is the rest of the year, you're number one.
36:04
Speaker 11: But make sure you put those weather breaks to good use, everybody.
36:08
Speaker 1: Yes, the hour weather breaks or halftime halftime, it's not
36:11
Speaker 1: that long. But I guess you don't really need a
36:13
Speaker 1: lot of time at halftime. You can kind of all right.
36:16
Speaker 1: These are actual questions by actual listeners. Andy and Lionel Lakes,
36:19
Speaker 1: Minnesota says Lorena, my gal wanted me to want more
36:24
Speaker 1: of me in the bedroom, so last weekend she gave
36:26
Speaker 1: me two blue Chew treats and said that she'd be
36:30
Speaker 1: in the bedroom in fifteen minutes.
36:31
Speaker 2: I unfortunately fell asleep.
36:33
Speaker 1: Oh woke up choking with a stiff neck and inside
36:37
Speaker 1: of a chalk outline.
36:39
Speaker 2: I get no respect so, yeah, I.
36:42
Speaker 11: Know that you should never fall asleep, especially if you
36:46
Speaker 11: haven't done it in a while. You know, you should
36:47
Speaker 11: be so excited that that keeps you up a bit.
36:50
Speaker 11: I'm say all right, maybe you should deserve to be
36:53
Speaker 11: in a body bag.
36:54
Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 1: RPS is right, written in says has Lorena ever considered?
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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what this is. I think she's a lovely,
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Speaker 1: very great voice. Oh so I think this guy thinks
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Speaker 1: you should be doing adulta phone line, Lorena.
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Speaker 7: Oh I've thought about that, have you.
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, me and my friends used to play around with
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Speaker 7: it when we were younger. Yeah, but that's another story.
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Speaker 1: The issue might be that you're aren't the people that
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Speaker 1: do that generally and not that attractive?
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Speaker 7: You know, the girls on the hotline on the TV
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Speaker 7: commercials don't look that bad.
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Speaker 2: Yes, paid actors.
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Speaker 7: All right, I could do that voice message.
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Speaker 1: We have a call for you, tiger Man in Utah
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Speaker 1: or maybe maybe some other state.
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Speaker 2: Hello tiger Man.
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Speaker 10: Hey, I'm not actually in Hawaii. But just a quick recap, Lorena,
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Speaker 10: I do have two kids with two different women. Unfortunately,
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Speaker 10: do not have a relationship with the woman or the kids.
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Speaker 10: Now I'm in a relationship with another woman, and I
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Speaker 10: want this to work out, but I'm studying like two
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Speaker 10: to three hundred dollars a week on this girl, trying
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Speaker 10: to get expensive, and I want to know what you
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Speaker 10: think I should do.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, your girl should not be draining your funds.
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Speaker 11: Never let them take advantage of your wallet unless you
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Speaker 11: want to be a sugar daddy. Okay, but also, but
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Speaker 11: also is she a good companion? Is she giving you
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Speaker 11: what you need in the in the relationship?
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Speaker 1: Yes, but you would rather be alone? What? What do
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Speaker 1: you what? Is she like? That's like a that's like
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Speaker 1: a jed who fled drug habit. Like two thousand dollars.
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Speaker 1: That's a lot of money a week. Two dollars I
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Speaker 1: thought you said.
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Speaker 2: I thought you said two thousands.
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Speaker 7: I don't think about how much that adds up to you.
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Speaker 2: It does add up.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, is she buying you gifts with this money?
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Speaker 2: Do you do you live near this woman or she
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Speaker 2: lives somewhere else?
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Speaker 9: No, she lives.
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Speaker 10: I mean we're almost going to live together.
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Speaker 11: Okay, all right, Okay, Well, if you're planning on moving forward,
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Speaker 11: I don't think calling it is the is the thing here.
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Speaker 11: But also you need to realize if if you do
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Speaker 11: move forward, you're going to be paying for everything.
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Speaker 1: You might want to test her as say, I'm a
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Speaker 1: little low on money. Can I get a couple hundred
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Speaker 1: bucks from you?
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Speaker 5: Say?
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Speaker 11: Listen, we gotta figure this out or you know what,
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Speaker 11: Maybe she needs you to be that provider in her
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Speaker 11: life and if you can't be them, do spow out next?
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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, good luck, Aloha tiger Man, and
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Speaker 1: enjoy Hawaii. Why are you calling us?
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Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 1: J T the Wingman says, I'm looking for suggestions for
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Speaker 1: good cosplay.
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Speaker 2: I need your expertise and recommendations.
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Speaker 11: Oh, cosplay is so fun and it depends on which
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Speaker 11: direction you want to go. I always prefer Disney cosplay.
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Speaker 11: But you know, like Alex the Vegan, he's big into
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Speaker 11: anime cosplay. Oh, so you can always be a furry
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Speaker 11: to you know, furs are really big and into things
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Speaker 11: right now.
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Speaker 1: All right, Ferg Duck says, who's your favorite Disney princess?
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Speaker 11: Oh it's got to be Bell Bell, Bell, always, always
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Speaker 11: has been, always will be.
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Speaker 2: The queen of all princess.
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Speaker 7: My favorite animals, poo Bear Bear.
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Speaker 2: I was like Donald Duck, Goofy