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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Ways You’re with the Wrong Man · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal. We show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're going to be in Portland, Oregon, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be at the Arlene Schnitzer Center. So concert hall. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Concert hall and rodeo center. It's the Rose City. It's
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  Speaker 1: the Rose City. So I'm going to be there along
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  Speaker 1: with Don Lemon for the D.O.
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  Speaker 2: D.O.
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  Speaker 1: Anything Goes Tour. I was. Do you see what Megyn
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  Speaker 1: Kelly said about Russell Brand? Yeah, I mean, you talk
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  Speaker 1: about his charm. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Forget about the other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: She thought it was political. He's not an American. No.
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  Speaker 1: They are a rapey lot. There's one picture where everybody
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  Speaker 1: in the picture had a rape charge. Everybody. I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: y'all just don't even care. They'll charm the pants off
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  Speaker 1: of you. Y'all don't even care. Did you see Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump said if he had to like Jesus, Jesus, when
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  Speaker 1: he was on the cross, he said, forgive them, father,
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  Speaker 1: for they know not what they do. Right.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump said, I hate him. I'm still going to
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  Speaker 1: hate him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I sure did. He said, well, guess it
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  Speaker 3: just be bad news. I mean, you know, hey.
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  Speaker 1: And he's making up. He's such a vile human being.
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  Speaker 1: James Comey and Nancy Pelosi were not bad people. They
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  Speaker 1: just they just opposed him. And he has them conjure
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  Speaker 1: up the specter of these people being as corrupt as
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  Speaker 1: he is. And now it's laid bare for everybody to
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  Speaker 1: see how corrupt he is. Don't tell me you're a
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  Speaker 1: Christian when, you know, he's a he's a he's a
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  Speaker 1: craving reprobate man. So I don't understand what what it
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  Speaker 1: is people are seeing him. Anytime you he said on
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  Speaker 1: his dying, like all you have to do to get
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  Speaker 1: to heaven is just feel love and forgiveness.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he couldn't do it. And this is the dude.
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  Speaker 1: That conjured up a picture that did a meme of
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  Speaker 1: himself as Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I remember that.
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  Speaker 1: And Jesus was persecuted for our sins and he ain't
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  Speaker 1: been prosecuted for his. It's insane. It's insane. And did
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  Speaker 1: you know that the only demographic, the only one that
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  Speaker 1: MAGA won this election cycle, the only one was uneducated
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  Speaker 1: white people?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't surprise me. You could watch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could watch the rallies and you could tell.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only thing they want. The only thing they
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  Speaker 1: want is uneducated white dudes. And shoe booty darkies, the
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  Speaker 1: Brandon Tatum, the Stephen A. Smith, the Marcellus.
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  Speaker 3: But it makes sense if you think about it.
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  Speaker 4: Uneducated people, you could tell them anything and they will
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  Speaker 4: believe it or they will follow you. Anybody else who's
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  Speaker 4: curious or, you know, has any amount of education wants
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  Speaker 4: to ask why.
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  Speaker 3: And they will.
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  Speaker 1: Well, who is this dummy on Fox News? The one first.
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  Speaker 3: Which one?
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  Speaker 1: The black one that was talking about. First, he was
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  Speaker 1: talking about giving people lethal injections to kill homeless people.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's talking about the demographic people going to college.
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  Speaker 1: I bet he sends his kids to college. Because for
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  Speaker 1: years they told us, and it was true, that education
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  Speaker 1: is your key to ascension. And once people started getting educated,
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  Speaker 1: once black women became the most educated segment of our society,
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden it ain't that important no more. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane.
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  Speaker 3: It was also time for them to do something about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And they did. Well, y'all did too now. Y'all got
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  Speaker 1: something back. One thing for sure, you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: fire a black woman and leave her home with nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 4: She's going to find something to do. Let me get
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  Speaker 4: on the phone and call a few people.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to clean up the statehouse. I think.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly how it goes. Let me call Cheryl and
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  Speaker 3: see what she's doing.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, right, right.
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  Speaker 1: They tell me idle hands is a devil workshop or
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  Speaker 1: a woman's plan. I know that.
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  Speaker 3: That's the truth.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Jazz gives us five ways your body tells
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  Speaker 1: you to go. You're with the wrong man by Julia Austin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness. Number five, your blood pressure just keeps
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  Speaker 3: going up.
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  Speaker 1: That could be the police.
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  Speaker 3: He's in the room again. Look at my pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Where my purse? With my bag.
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  Speaker 4: Number four, the top five ways your body tells you
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  Speaker 4: you are with the wrong man. You can't get, you know, there. No.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get no satisfaction.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five ways your body tells
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  Speaker 3: you you are with the wrong man. You have no appetite.
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  Speaker 3: You can't eat.
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  Speaker 1: I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't give any more. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: You got lost.
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  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five ways your body tells
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  Speaker 4: you you are with the wrong man.
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  Speaker 3: You're backed up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm backed up. I can't f * * * you up.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to say it.
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  Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five ways your
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  Speaker 4: body tells you you are with the wrong man. You
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  Speaker 4: can't even sleep well next to him. Up all night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. How you sleeping? Not well. Back up.
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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be at the Arlene Schnitzer Center in Portland,
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  Speaker 1: I will be there along with Don Lemon for the
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  Speaker 1: DL and DL Tour this Friday. So make sure. You
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  Speaker 1: come and check me out, Jasmine Sanders. We've had an
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  Speaker 1: interesting show. What did you learn?
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  Speaker 4: Well, my goodness, I think interesting is an understatement, but
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  Speaker 4: we'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: As you stall to try to get something.
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  Speaker 4: No, what I just actually not true. I just want
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  Speaker 4: to make sure I did the right thing. I wanted
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  Speaker 4: to say the right thing. Keisha Lance Bottoms. I did
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  Speaker 4: not know this about her. But as you know, obviously,
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  Speaker 4: being the governor elect now of Georgia, we're learning new things.
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  Speaker 3: I personally didn't know this.
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  Speaker 4: But in honor of Adoption Awareness Month, which is November,
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  Speaker 4: I am highlighting her because I didn't know she adopted
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  Speaker 4: two sons and then she turned around and adopted twins.
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  Speaker 1: Love that story.
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  Speaker 4: Her boys are 24 and I think I can't remember
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  Speaker 4: the other one, but now she has 24 and 18
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  Speaker 4: and then she adopted twins as well.
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  Speaker 1: Wrap them up to go. And taking both of them.
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  Speaker 1: That's not funny. She had to.
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  Speaker 4: Go through a lot of rounds of, you know, IVF
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  Speaker 4: and all the things. She had a very difficult, difficult
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  Speaker 4: time getting pregnant. So she adopted. So go on and
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  Speaker 4: tell your little funny joke.
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  Speaker 1: Wrap them two up to go. Oh, there'll be plenty
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  Speaker 1: of room in the governess mansion. Oh, absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely. For more cheering if you want.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: But I love that.
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  Speaker 1: And them other people at the office, why she didn't
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  Speaker 1: pick us? You got the room. Keisha!
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  Speaker 4: Come back!
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  Speaker 1: Because, you know, usually they don't clap.
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  Speaker 3: But we can't call her Keisha anymore. Yes, we can.
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  Speaker 3: Don't we have to call her like Madam.
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  Speaker 1: Keisha or something? Not Madam Keisha. That's a whole different connotation.
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  Speaker 1: Don't call her that. Well, the kids call her Mama Bottoms.
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  Speaker 3: Governor.
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  Speaker 1: It's Governor-elect.
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  Speaker 3: Governor Bottoms.
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  Speaker 1: Governor-elect. Governor Bottoms.
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  Speaker 3: Governor Bottoms.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. It started from there. It's Governor-elect. All right. so far.
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  Speaker 4: No, but I mean when we refer to her when
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  Speaker 4: she's no longer elect, it will be Governor Bottoms.
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  Speaker 1: The Honorable Governor Bottoms. The Honorable Bottoms.
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  Speaker 3: Hey Skip, what did you learn?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Let us talk more about this Bottoms.
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  Speaker 2: Don't!
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  Speaker 1: You know, Donald Trump needs to stop calling people losers.
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  Speaker 1: Has he checked the scoreboard?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he has. Historically.
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  Speaker 1: You lost Mississippi. Hush. Yeah. Hush. Skip, my man. Cheat
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  Speaker 1: on what you learned today, baby boy. Man, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm out all week.
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  Speaker 2: So, man, we had a great, great, great Qversary party, man.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get my liquor? Yes, I did. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're very welcome. Yes, yes. You're very welcome. We
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  Speaker 1: kept the neighbors up.
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  Speaker 2: It was about 30 bros at the house until about
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  Speaker 2: 2.33 in the morning, man.
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  Speaker 1: So that went on. We had a good time. Good time.
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  Speaker 1: How many you have in your life?
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  Speaker 2: On my line is six, but all the chapter, not
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  Speaker 2: all the chapter, but some of the chapter, they come
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  Speaker 2: and celebrate, man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so that bottle didn't last long at all. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man. You know, that was the bottle. They
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  Speaker 1: went to the side. That was my bottle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, no, no, No, no, no. Don't tell them
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  Speaker 1: about it. But you know what? We're going to continue tonight.
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  Speaker 1: It's not for the darkies. Another chapter in the area.
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  Speaker 2: OGG got a pool tournament tonight in Arlington, so we're
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  Speaker 2: going to all roll up through there, man.
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  Speaker 1: Have a good time. I thought I'm out all week.
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  Speaker 1: We out all week. Don't take the bottle. Don't take
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  Speaker 1: the bottle.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Don't take the bottle. No, no, no. No, no. They
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  Speaker 1: done heard about it now, Skip. They done heard about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to come there early. I guess I'll be
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  Speaker 1: there next week, right? Not this week. A week after that. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I'm playing in Grand Prairie, so I think I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to come early. Go to our normal dinner. Then I'll
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  Speaker 1: take you and Junius to, you know.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't do anything for my anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 3: Nuh-uh.
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  Speaker 1: I got you a ring.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Shut it. Shut it. On the next DL Hughley Show,
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: we're going to be talking to celebrity judge Lynn Toler. Plus,
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: we're going to be giving the deserving someone the Shoe
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: Boogie of the Week Award. It is the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: my favorite short bus operator. We gots to go. Toot, toot.
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  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show. See you on the other side.