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FULL SHOW: Enrol to Vote - Or else! · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to crave-worthy street food.
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  Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger. Don't fight it. It's time to
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  Speaker 1: go up a size. This is the biggest.
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  Speaker 3: The biggest. The biggest.
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  Speaker 1: This is the biggest. Our biggest show.
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  Speaker 3: The Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: G'day, you absolute weapons. It's the Hauraki Big Show. You're
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  Speaker 3: here with Pugs and Old Mogi, but no matter who's
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  Speaker 3: in this room, it's always brought to you by our
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  Speaker 3: good mates at Reburger. So if you're having good times
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  Speaker 3: and good food, dine in or take away Reburger today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yummy.
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  Speaker 3: How you going there, Pugs-san, man?
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  Speaker 1: Hey. You good, man?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good, man.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? How long were you working on that
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  Speaker 1: little intro there?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I've actually used that one before, so I pulled
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  Speaker 3: out a goodie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Well, at least I thought. You pulled out
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  Speaker 1: a goodie.
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  Speaker 3: I pulled out a goodie.
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  Speaker 1: A tried and true one. Yeah, man. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good as gold. I'm happy as. Yeah? Yeah, Keezy
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  Speaker 1: and Hoity J not here for a couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 1: both away on their own holidays, which means we get
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity to fill in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, man. And we're still working on names.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to keep those coming in, 3483, on what
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  Speaker 3: you think the Mogi and Pugs duo should be. You
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  Speaker 3: been up to much?
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  Speaker 1: Great question, Pugs. Great question. Thinking about our name, pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: It's an opportunity for the people out there to have
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  Speaker 1: some fun with us, probably. Tofu Boy is a popular
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  Speaker 1: one for you.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's popular for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean, it's coming through a lot. There
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  Speaker 1: seems to be an infusion of jizz, no matter where
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  Speaker 1: you turn.
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  Speaker 3: Aye, there is a lot of jizz. You've had Dr. Durry,
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  Speaker 3: but you didn't like that one.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's the doctor part of it. I like the
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  Speaker 1: Durry part of it. But if you've got an idea
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  Speaker 1: around that, flick it through, 3483, and we will choose
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  Speaker 1: somebody every single day to win a Reburger voucher, and
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  Speaker 1: some of the best ones we'll keep it aside and
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  Speaker 1: turn it into stings, and ultimately we'll come up with
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  Speaker 1: a winner.
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  Speaker 3: That's absolutely right. And we've got a hell of a
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  Speaker 3: lot coming up on the show today. Should we run
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  Speaker 3: through it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're talking to G Lane, who's fresh off a boys'
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  Speaker 1: trip to Sydney where he went to the races in
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  Speaker 1: the Bucba League NRL Grand Final there. A shell of
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  Speaker 1: a man, a shell of a human, I'm anticipating. He's
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  Speaker 1: not a man to do things by halves. He got
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  Speaker 1: back yesterday after about three hours sleep total across three days.
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  Speaker 1: straight back into school holidays. A wife, and I think
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  Speaker 1: he's running three kids.
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  Speaker 3: And put it this way, he didn't want to hang
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  Speaker 3: around to come and have a chat in studio.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: He wanted to get the hell out of here.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nightmare situation. Also, my wife and daughter have
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  Speaker 1: gone away, so we're going to have a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a chat about what people do when their partners,
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  Speaker 1: when their families go away. I've got a few things
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  Speaker 1: that I always do when they're gone because I can't
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  Speaker 1: be told not to do them. And coming up next, Parkside,
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  Speaker 1: you're staying at Horty J's place.
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  Speaker 3: I am for one more night. And the last time
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  Speaker 3: I house sat for him, I left something behind and
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  Speaker 3: he didn't find it. So I'm looking for a way
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  Speaker 3: to kind of screw with him a little bit. Something
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  Speaker 3: that's subtle, not like leaving a steamer in the shower
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  Speaker 3: or anything. So if you have any ideas on how
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  Speaker 3: to subtly mess with someone when they get back to
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  Speaker 3: their house, 3483 is the text number. As always, re-burger
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  Speaker 3: vouchers flying out the door. Plus we've got our $ 250
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  Speaker 3: for Gigalittle on the way today as well.
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  Speaker 1: Get it in ya. We kick off with a break, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Soundgarden there on the Hauraki Big Show with Pugs and Mogi,
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  Speaker 3: Hori J and Keezy, away on holiday. And while Jase
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  Speaker 3: is away, Mogi, I've been house-sitting for him.
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  Speaker 1: You have, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Since Sunday, and tonight is my last night. And one
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  Speaker 3: thing that I never actually shared on radio is.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just talk, before you get into that, can
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  Speaker 1: you talk me through how it's a three-day house-sitting? What's
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  Speaker 1: the guts there?
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  Speaker 3: I'll be honest, I don't really remember the details there.
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  Speaker 3: I think maybe his daughter or another family member could
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  Speaker 3: only make it tomorrow. So they needed someone just for
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  Speaker 3: a couple of days to pad it out. Feed the cat.
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  Speaker 3: Feed the cat. And also they knew that I had
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  Speaker 3: been house-sitting for his father-in-law for the last month.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And so they wanted to maybe not have me do
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  Speaker 3: a massive stint.
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  Speaker 1: You're getting a real business going here, aren't you?
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of a fun change of environment, I suppose.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll be honest, I'm really enjoying staying at his place,
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  Speaker 3: particularly because of the cat and because it's so central.
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  Speaker 3: So my partner and I have been out and about.
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  Speaker 1: The cat central?
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  Speaker 3: The cat central, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 3: But one thing I never shared on air, last time
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  Speaker 3: I stayed there, I left something at his house, which
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  Speaker 3: I won't say here in case he listens. for him
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  Speaker 3: to find at a later date. And it's not something
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  Speaker 3: that he would easily be able to discern was something
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  Speaker 3: that I left.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So now I'm looking for another way that maybe I
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  Speaker 3: can screw with him just a little bit in a
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  Speaker 3: way that's not necessarily harmful. Like I know, obviously, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to impact his partner too much because she
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  Speaker 3: lives there too and their daughter. So nothing out the gate.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm looking for suggestions on $ 348, $ 350 Reburger vouchers.
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  Speaker 3: to give away. Have you ever done any sort of
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  Speaker 3: like little.
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  Speaker 1: What about sulfuric acid in the shampoo bottle?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did consider the sulfuric acid. I just thought,
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  Speaker 3: maybe not this time. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: You could ease your way into it. I mean, there's
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  Speaker 1: sort of similar texts that have come through here, but
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  Speaker 1: what occurred to me was.
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  Speaker 1: You just want him to doubt himself. The ideal kind
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  Speaker 1: of prank is you really want it to lead to
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  Speaker 1: some kind of a psychotic break.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just over time, breaking down more and more, he
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  Speaker 3: gets titchy with his partner, and then slowly the marriage dissolves.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing that leaves to mind is the Roald
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  Speaker 1: Dahl book, The Twit, where they're constantly playing pranks on
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  Speaker 1: each other.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: One thing I think you could do is, and it'll
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  Speaker 1: be difficult, but that's what makes it so good, is
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  Speaker 1: you just add some length to the table and chairs
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  Speaker 1: that he's got there, right? Yeah. Let's say you put
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  Speaker 1: two inches of wood on all the legs and on
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  Speaker 1: all the chairs. So he goes out and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, am I getting shorter?
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  Speaker 3: I'm shrinking with age.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be great?
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  Speaker 3: That would be great. I also thought about... You know,
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  Speaker 3: maybe putting my face on a couple of the family photos.
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  Speaker 3: Dilly came in before and suggested that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just mine, like, beautifully photoshopped.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: And just match it perfectly and stick it under the
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  Speaker 3: frame there.
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  Speaker 1: That's really good. A shirtless sort of... And just, like,
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  Speaker 1: somebody looking and then goes closer. Because the thing is,
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  Speaker 1: when they're your photos on the wall, you don't even
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  Speaker 1: look at them anymore. No, you never do. They're wallpaper.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it'll be visitors. They'll move them. They'll move them
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  Speaker 1: into new houses. That's really good. There's another one that's
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  Speaker 1: come through on here, 3483. A text which says... putting
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  Speaker 1: up a smaller TV. So you replace the existing TV
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  Speaker 1: with a TV that's like two or three inches smaller.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: That would throw him off. That would absolutely, he would
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  Speaker 1: be questioned. I'm sure the TV was bigger than that.
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  Speaker 1: But you would never think that somebody would... No. It
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  Speaker 1: would never occur to you.
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  Speaker 3: No, not at all. And he's got one of those
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  Speaker 3: frame ones that looks like a painting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So he would believe it even more.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's very good.
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  Speaker 3: Keep them coming on 3483. We'll probably come back to
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  Speaker 3: this next and read out some suggestions. Or give us
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  Speaker 3: a call on 0800 Hauraki if you've done anything like
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  Speaker 3: this before and it's succeeded. And in the meantime, we'll
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  Speaker 3: spin you some She-Hart on the Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: That's Nirvana on the Hauraki Big Show. You're here with
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  Speaker 3: Pugs and Mogi and I'm house-sitting for Jason Hoyt while
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  Speaker 3: he's on leave. And I'm looking for a way to
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  Speaker 3: subtly prank him. The main criteria is... It's got to
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  Speaker 3: be easy for me to do because this is my
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  Speaker 3: last night in the house. It's got to be something
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  Speaker 3: that isn't too hearty because I'm not trying to screw
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  Speaker 3: over his wife as well.
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  Speaker 1: Put it this way. We've had a lot of texts
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  Speaker 1: here that are sort of saying, you know, take a
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  Speaker 1: dump in– what do they call it? A top deck.
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  Speaker 1: Take a dump in the system of his toilet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know– We're going for something a bit more psychological
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  Speaker 1: than that. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Something that just eats away at him.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. You want something that's going to make him
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  Speaker 1: doubt himself, question himself, maybe to the point he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: even bring it up, but it's just something there. And
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  Speaker 1: at some point. You know, he has a full mental breakdown.
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  Speaker 3: Because this is Jason Hoyt, right? He barely pays attention
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  Speaker 3: to anything in his daily life. I have left something
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  Speaker 3: in his house that does not belong there.
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  Speaker 1: Which I'd like to know about off air, actually.
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  Speaker 3: And he has not found it nor said anything. And
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  Speaker 3: I told him I left something in his house. So
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  Speaker 3: he hasn't even looked through it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: He does not give a shit. So we're looking for
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  Speaker 3: texts on 3483 or calls on 0800 Hauraki. Every one
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  Speaker 3: of these in the drawer for 50 bucks worth of re-burger. So,
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  Speaker 3: for example, one that we liked was swapping the fridge door.
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  Speaker 1: Swapping the fridge doors over is absolutely brilliant because it's
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  Speaker 1: just one of those things that you would just question immediately. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it opened the other way.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's always the other way.
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  Speaker 1: Straight away you'd ask me, Mrs. Ed, didn't this open
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  Speaker 1: the other way? And then just absolute doubt. And the
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  Speaker 1: beauty of it is, is you've got 10 days of
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  Speaker 1: this other person coming into the house and the house
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  Speaker 1: sitting who probably doesn't know which way this door opens.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to get the blame.
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  Speaker 3: True, I didn't even think about that, is that somebody
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  Speaker 3: else is going to be in the house.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: So they will probably think it's normal, whatever we do,
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  Speaker 3: and just leave it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think that's an absolute belter. Another one that's
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  Speaker 1: on here as well is, there's a couple that are
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  Speaker 1: sort of along similar lines. Sign into Jase's streaming services
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  Speaker 1: as your own. So I think you just do one.
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  Speaker 1: Change the names so they mimic his existing profile names.
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  Speaker 1: And then also change the profile pictures so that everything
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  Speaker 1: looks the same. But then you put password locks on it.
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  Speaker 1: Like a child lock. Like a child lock. What that...
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine the effing and jeffing that would go on?
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  Speaker 3: We wouldn't even hear about it until what's on the
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  Speaker 3: tv when he gets back from holiday because he's as
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  Speaker 3: apple one's already.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god and and there's another one here that's
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  Speaker 1: similar that says sign him out of his disabled hoity
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  Speaker 1: samsung samsung account that'll have him busy and the fact
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  Speaker 1: that it would have him busy is 100% correct.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's mornings before he gets in here, eh?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know, another thing that has just occurred to
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  Speaker 1: me is, you know, he's got quite a fractious relationship
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  Speaker 1: with his neighbours.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's tense because it's sort of like everybody kind
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  Speaker 3: of keeps to themselves and everybody's a little bit weird.
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  Speaker 1: And they're quite, you know, look, they've got a bit
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  Speaker 1: of money there. They seem to be older. There's an
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  Speaker 1: issue with noise. There's all of these sorts of things.
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  Speaker 1: When you live in an apartment building, there's all of
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  Speaker 1: these people you have to deal with and normally you don't.
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  Speaker 1: I would, what about you write a letter... Apparently from
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  Speaker 1: one of the neighbours and you're not happy about something
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  Speaker 1: that's been taking place. Let's say, for example... You've got
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  Speaker 1: people house sitting there. I'm not happy with the sound
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  Speaker 1: of love, mate. You know, something along those lines.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so good.
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  Speaker 1: And then he has to unpack that. Now, immediately he's
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  Speaker 1: coming in to attack you with it.
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  Speaker 3: 100%.
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  Speaker 1: And that makes one of the greatest clips for social
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  Speaker 1: we've ever done.
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  Speaker 3: I actually love that so much. That's come from you.
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  Speaker 3: That's not a text, eh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That is brilliant. I will think about that. Some other
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  Speaker 3: ones that people said, plant. Like potatoes so that they
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  Speaker 3: start sprouting in random places around the house.
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  Speaker 1: But that's kind of like the prawn thing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: putting prawns in there. It becomes immediately apparent, although maybe
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  Speaker 1: not to Jase.
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  Speaker 3: A real one that somebody sent through that happened to them.
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  Speaker 3: Some friends left an erotic magazine under the main bed
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  Speaker 3: when they visited. And then it wasn't until three months
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  Speaker 3: later that they found the magazine and it caused problems
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  Speaker 3: in the relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's quite good as well.
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  Speaker 1: That's not bad.
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  Speaker 3: Keep them coming on 3483. We may revisit this because.
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  Speaker 1: They are just flying in. We have got thousands of
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  Speaker 1: texts about this. We normally get eight a show and
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  Speaker 1: they are flying in. People really want to mess with
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  Speaker 1: Woody J.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: It's Living Colour on the Hauraki Big Show. You're here
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  Speaker 3: with Pugs and Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: I've got an interesting thing that's come across my desk, Pugsan,
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  Speaker 1: and this is around, I don't know if you've heard
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  Speaker 1: of elections, man, but it's when we vote. Now, generally, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: we don't talk about politics on the show, but this
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  Speaker 1: is kind of apolitical, and that means it's straight. It's
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  Speaker 1: like asexual.
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  Speaker 3: Right, thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Just so now you can understand it. And so I've
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  Speaker 1: had this thing come to me, and it's called honoroll.nz.
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  Speaker 1: And the idea is that all the young people out
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  Speaker 1: there that sit on the bones of their ass, that
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  Speaker 1: don't engage with the community and the political system, they
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  Speaker 1: can jump on the enroll. It takes less than two minutes.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It is pretty good. And apparently there's 170,000 in this
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  Speaker 1: age group of 18 to 24 who are not enrolled. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a massive voting block where you can get
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want. So if you come together as a
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  Speaker 1: voting block like that, you can just be like compulsory vaping. Oh. Compulsory,
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  Speaker 1: you know, leather shoes with tassels on them, that sort
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  Speaker 1: of shit that you're into and all the youth's into.
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  Speaker 1: And so you can go to honoroll.nz, and I encourage
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  Speaker 1: you to do this. I don't care who you vote for.
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  Speaker 1: Get out there. You can make, and this is just
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  Speaker 1: an example, you can make Winston Peters your bitch. Right. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: by voting for somebody else and getting rid of him.
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  Speaker 1: Or David Seymour or Chloe Swarbrick. Whoever you want. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You can ruin their lives. And that's a great opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: You could also do it with a more positive attitude
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  Speaker 1: if you wanted to. But my sort of vibe is
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  Speaker 1: that this is great, but I don't think it goes
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  Speaker 1: far enough. So I'm going to start something where, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you encourage your mates to vote. Let's say, Pugsan, well,
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  Speaker 1: have you enrolled to vote?
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  Speaker 3: Me, personally?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you have.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't yet.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the truth, isn't it? You haven't enrolled.
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  Speaker 3: That is 100% the truth. I 100% am going to.
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  Speaker 3: It is really important to me.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: What's stopping you, man?
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Being lazy.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Being lazy. Probably being lazy. Putting it off,
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: if you will. I think people need a motivation, because
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: otherwise you're going to put it off. Because it used
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: to be you could vote. I used to enrol, and
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: I've only been enrolled a couple of weeks, I used
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: to enrol on the day and vote on the day.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Because it means I can do it all at once.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: But they don't let you do that anymore. You can
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: only enrol up until a couple of weeks before or something,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: for some reason. So I think we need to inspire people.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: So you jump in your chat with your mates, like
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: you've got a group chat, any kind of group chat
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: with your mates, and you ask, who's enrolled? And whoever
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: hasn't enrolled, you ostracise them. You kick them out of
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: the group chat and then you just talk shit about them.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Right, and then eventually, even if they do get enrolled
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: and then they get let back into the group.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Chat, it's just a whole bunch of shit talking about them. Yeah, well,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: they can't see. That's the beauty of it. Right. But
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: you start spreading rumours about them.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Just character assassination.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Laying complaints about them at their workplace. Oh. You know,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: that sort of stuff.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ruin their life sort of thing.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Well, no, no. Look, all they have to do is
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: enroll to vote. It's an easy thing.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Isn't it? To fix it. If there's a problem, if
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: you don't like this, if you don't like me shit-talking
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: you in the group chat, enroll to vote. That's fair.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying?
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: That's totally fair.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: If you don't like me ringing up the boss and
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: saying that you've got a problem with alcohol, enroll to vote.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Right, and so where are people doing that?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Well, you can do it anywhere. If you're a young bugger,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: you can jump on oneroll.nz or just generally any backbone
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: out there that hasn't enrolled, just jump on to vote.nz.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be banging on about this for the
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: next two weeks.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Absolutely banging on. And so I want to know who
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: is enrolled and who's not. 3483, let us know because
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I don't care who you vote for. Just vote, for
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: God's sake. It's a piece of piss. Get involved at
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: honoroll.nz or vote.nz. Takes two minutes.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: So if I do that now, while Bush Glissaron is playing.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, the next break is me and Dilly
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: shit-talking you live on air. So you've got two minutes
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: now to enroll. I'm going to do it. We're going
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: to do this live right now.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: You're going to love a bit of Bush. That's Glissaron
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: on the Hauraki Big Show with Pugs and Mogi. And
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: if you're just joining us, in the break before, we
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: were encouraging people to get around voting, weren't we, Mogi?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, essentially, especially enrolling to vote, because there's about
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: 170,000 18 to 24-year-olds that aren't even enrolled. Massive voting
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: bloc could really make a huge difference. So you can
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: head along to honoroll.nz or vote.nz for just general... People
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: like you pokes on. It's just come out that you
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: weren't even enrolled to vote. So my idea is if
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: your mates aren't enrolled to vote, you ostracise them or
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: you put pressure on them you know, a shaming, some
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: kind of shaming that you burn their house down, something
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: like that, just to encourage them to enroll to vote
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: and then vote. So I said to you, Pugs, have
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: you enrolled to vote? You haven't.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I had not.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Which is amazing. It was great for us. And I said, well,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: you've got the duration of glycerine. to enrol, otherwise Dilly
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: and I are going to humiliate you live on air.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I wasn't really prepared to deal with that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: So I went to vote.nz and I checked my details.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Turns out I was enrolled, even though I'd taken no
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: action really recently in this period.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: And that's part of it. You can just check your details.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I just checked my details.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: It was that easy. So you can do that now,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: vote.nz or onaroll.nz. In the meantime, should we have some
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: TV chat?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, please. What's on the telly? with mike minogue um
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: that's the only change i'd make to the show It's
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: that and maybe a little bit of other singing. I
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: like that. On Netflix, I've been watching, amongst other things,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: The Widower.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Not familiar.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Till death do us part. Now, this is a documentary.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: It doesn't really say what it's about, but here's the quote.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I've never met anybody who had six wives and four
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: of them are dead. So this guy, there's a little
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: bit of a suspicion around him because he's been married
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: six times, taken life insurance out on all of his wife,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: all of his wives, and then four of them died
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: under suspicious circumstances.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Nobody wanted to catch on after two or anything?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they sort of worked it out, and then
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: for various reasons. Anyway, we don't know if he did
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: it or not. Oh, okay. But I've certainly got a suspicion.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying it because it's one 90-minute episode instead
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: of four two-hour episodes, which could have been squeezed into
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: half an hour. It's on Netflix. I'll give it three
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: and a half buzzies at the moment. I've got about
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: half an hour to go. um yeah he's a real
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: he's a really unlikable fella who's playing him no this
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: is a documentary oh my yeah and the documentary they've
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: also got um there's a show over in america called
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: dateline so it's like a current affairs thing and then
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: a crime will happen and then they try and embed
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: themselves with the investigating homicide detectives as it's happening So
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: the journalists are there as the investigation unfolds over a
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: period of, in this case, about 15 or 20 years. Oh,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: my God. So, yeah, so it's a really, I mean,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: it's a weird way to run an investigation, but that's
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: America for you.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Fantastic, and that's on Netflix.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Now, I'm continuing with East of Eden, which we
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: spoke about yesterday pretty much at length, so I won't
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: get too far into it, but I'm up to the
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: third episode, and as I said to you off-air, it
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: was super... good, I literally thought it was the end
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: of the show.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: And it was three episodes. And I was like, hang on,
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: am I like five in and this is the end
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: of it? Because I, to put it simply, I was
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: in tears. It is so high impact. There's no fluff.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Everything has so much meaning and every shot is unbelievable.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I've never seen anyone zoom out like that or take
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: a shot from so far away and the Aotearoa landscape
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: is just unbelievable. So that's East of Eden on Netflix.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Get around it. At the moment I'm giving it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I'm giving it 4.9 buzzies.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Out of a possible five. It's a masterpiece.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Now, coming up after five, your wife and daughter are away, Muggy.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: They are.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: So we're going to be chatting what you do when
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: your family's away and you're home alone. Yeah. I imagine
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: that won't invite any filth. 3483 is the text number,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: and we'll get into that.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Plus, gig a little.
• 20:35
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• 20:38
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• 20:43
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 20:46
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• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. It is the Hauraki Big
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Show with Pugs and Mogi. Keezy and Jase are away
• 20:55
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• 21:09
  Speaker 1: One of the greats, that one. That one and the
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• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, those are the most recent ones. So
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: that means a lot. And if you are just joining us,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: we were talking about enrolling to vote, and you can
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: see how easy it was for me right now on
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: the Hauraki Big Show Instagram story.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: That's right. I literally, I mean, I'd like to say
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: encourage you. You were saying off-air bullied. But whatever it takes,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: whatever it takes to get people enrolled to vote, if
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: you haven't done it, get into it. Mad not to,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I just had a text from Bogsy, the CEO of NZME. Really?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: He said he was listening. He said he's just enrolled
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: to vote. He's never voted before in his life, and
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: we've inspired him. So well done, Bugs. You're doing great
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: work out here, brother.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Mogi. I really appreciate that. Now, coming up
• 21:50
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• 21:52
  Speaker 3: a little is going to go off, so you can
• 21:55
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• 21:59
  Speaker 1: That's right. And next up, we're going to be talking
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: about the fact that my wife and daughter have gone away.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: They've gone on holiday, and so while they're away, I've
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: got a tradition of things that I do when they're
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: not there. things that I feel like I can get
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: done around the house. So I'd really like to know
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: what other people are doing when their families go away. 3483,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: flick us a text or call us on 0800 Hauraki.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: There are Reburger vouchers up for grabs.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. And we're going to catch up with G Lane
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: a little bit later on. He's feeling a bit sore
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: after the grand final, the massive trip we did with
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Boys Trip.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: What about the fillies, man?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: It's the Hauraki Big Show.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: It's back on the Hauraki Big Show with Pugs and
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Mogi who's living the bachelor life at the moment, aren't
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: you Mogi?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I am mate. The wife and the daughter have gone
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: away for a week and left me on my lonesome.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: It happens a couple of times a year and sure
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I could get all sad about it and sort of
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: start drinking and smoking darts and sort of lose my
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: memory for a week but There's other things to do.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: And one of those things is, well, there's a couple
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: of things that I love to do. Number one is,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: and you've got to do the things that you can't
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: do when the family's around. Everybody's home. That's right, because
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: everyone's got a say. Everyone wants some input on these things.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: So best that they not be there and you can
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: plough ahead doing whatever you want and pay the consequences
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: when they get home. Number one is I clean my
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: daughter's bedroom. Right. So she's seven years old. I go
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: in there and I just... I just bin everything. Not everything,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: but certainly I will make a judgment call on every
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: single thing in that room because for the last four
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: or five months, I will go into that room and
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just going, man, I'm telling you, if you don't
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: tidy this room, I'm chucking it in the bin. It
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: drives me nuts, man. It's just the amount of crap
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: people have got. And she's my person. Yes. So I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: can't blame her.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And I can't, well, I can blame some people.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Who's the other person involved?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I'm kidding. No, no, no. Not specifically
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: my wife.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: And so I just go through. And what I do
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: is I do it in stages. So I know there's
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: things in there that she won't even notice they're gone.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: So I pack all that stuff. That goes. That goes
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: now to the Sally's or to charity. That's gone. Then
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: there's other stuff where I'm not sure about it and
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm scared. Can I give this away? Is
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: there going to be a kickback? So I take all
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: that stuff, I put it in bags, like 1,000 bags,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: and I put that in the storage down under our house.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Now, if over the next month, if she says, where's
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: my ABC, whatever it is, then I can get it out.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: But if nothing is said, after a month, all of
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: that stuff's gone as well.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: And how often, when you do get the chance to
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: do this, how often has something been brought up that
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: you've had to go and get?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Probably twice. Yeah. Not often at all. Yeah. And the
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: funny thing is my daughter is always happy when I
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: do it. Never wants me to do it, but when
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I've done it is always stoked.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: So that is one of the things I do. The
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: other thing that I do, this time I'm doing, is
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I'm clearing out all of the kitchen cupboards.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm cleaning out all of the kitchen cupboards, the pantry, everything.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I'm clearing it out. If it's an open packet of pasta,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: it's going in the bin.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I'm rearranging the cans. I'm putting the plate. How do
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: you end up with 19 different types of coffee cup?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: They're going in the bin. I love coffee cups. As
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: do I, but you just don't need them for a
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: family of three. So rearranging all of those, I'm getting
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: little containers that you can put all your pastas in,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: another container for all the teas because everything ends up
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: migrating across all of the other cupboards.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: It's always that shit that's like corn flour that you
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: get for one dish and then you never use it
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: again and then you forget and then you buy it
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: again the next time.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You've got two packets. We've got a whole bunch of
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: jars that we store all that stuff in. And I
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: know that stuff's been in there for upwards of nine years. Yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: But I don't care as long as it's tidy. So
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just going through, tidying the whole thing up so
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: when they get home, this is how it's going to
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: stay for the next three hours.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Right, and so you only get the chance to do
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: that when you're home alone, wife and child are away,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: and so you want other people to let you know
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: what kind of stuff they're getting up to when the
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: family's away?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: We've spoken to Kate out in the office here. She
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: does exactly the same thing. One of the women I
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: work with, her husband, does what I do every single time.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: And so it's a funny thing. It's a funny thing
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: to be doing in the absence of your family, but
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I think there'll be dozens of thousands of people out
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: there who do something similar.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Well, give him some inspo for while the family's away
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: and what else he can actually get up to productively
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: on 3483. We'll read some of these next. It's so
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: interesting hearing that from you because when my partner's away,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I do absolutely earful.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Like I'll sit on the couch and I'll fart and
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I'll play PlayStation.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: What will you do?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: I'll fart and I'll play PlayStation. And here's Linkin Park.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Fart boy emoji.
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• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we were just talking about the fact that
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: my wife and daughter have gone away, and when they
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: go away, I use it as an opportunity to rearrange
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: the house in a style, in a fashion that suits me.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: So I clean my daughter's bedroom, I throw things out,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I rearrange all the cupboards in the kitchen. As much
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: as I can possibly get done in that time, that's
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: what I do. So that's what I'm doing with my
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: evenings at the moment.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: That's a great productive way to spend your time. I
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: did have the burning question, how long does it take
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: before things kind of go back? And you have to
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: do it again the next time it rolls around?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Well, you have to do it the next time regardless. Right, okay.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: No matter what.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: So it's an ongoing thing.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: But, you know, look, there's an argument that what I'm
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: doing is selfish because I'm not taking into account the
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: preferences and the wishes. Of the other two people I
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: live with.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I would disagree. You are taking it into account, and
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: that's why you're doing it while they're away.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I'm taking it into account, and I'm ignoring it, and
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I'm doing what I want regardless. Exactly. So if I
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: get to enjoy the state of the house for a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: few weeks, hours, I think it's worth it. And I
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: think they'll be happy initially.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, they will. I mean, and as you said in
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: the last break, your daughter actually loves it. She does.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: You know, she's not happy at first, but then she
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: really gets around the fact that there's more room for
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: more stuff.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: That's right. Right. To fill it up again. We've had
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of texts come in. This guy, I
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: don't think he's quite nailed it, but he is fuming.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: When we go away with the kids, we mainly fight.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Then we'll get some brunch, followed by another domestic. Afternoon tea, domestic. Dinner, domestic. Bed. Bed.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: This continues for however many days we're away.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Doesn't quite fit the brief, but we appreciate it nonetheless.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're having a good time, man.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: In the draw for the $ 50 e-burger voucher, regardless, somebody said,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: my hubby went away the other week and I stripped
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: the kids' room, repainted and totally redesigned it. He would
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: have taken years to get it done, so I cracked
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: into it ASAP. I fear that I would be the
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: hubby in that scenario and leave it late.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, it's different people. We've got Kate in the office.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: She does the same thing when her husband's away. So
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: this isn't by any means a gender-based activity. Yes. I think.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Anytime that you've got a little bit of free time,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: this is the stuff that you end up doing because
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: otherwise you're just preoccupied with the general day-to-day tasks that
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: fill up your life.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: There's a shocking amount of people on 3483 whose task
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: that they choose to do when their family's away is
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: something that they would usually do privately in their bedroom.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pants around the ankles stuff.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: They choose to do that in the lounge. There's maybe
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: half of the techs are relating to lounge activities.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: And I think that's probably age-related. I can see a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: couple of fellas here, 28, 25. You know, I'm staring
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: down the barrel of 50. Well, Dilly's eyes lit up.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: So that tells you everything you need to know. And mine.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: And mine too. What else is there? I prefer to
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: do the OCD clean while the family are home so
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: they can hear me tut and sigh passive aggressively about
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: the filth and laziness of some of the other people
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: in this house.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I do that as well. But that is
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: a treacherous path. Because sometimes I'll inadvertently go, oh, for
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: F's sake.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Under my breath, oh, for F's sake. And my wife
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: will hear that. It's like a dog. You can hear
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: that from kilometres away. No matter where you are in
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: the house. Sorry, what was that?
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, nothing.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought I heard you. Nah, nah. Nah, nah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Just listening to something come.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yes. So it's probably best for your relationship that you
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: do wait.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: 100%. 100%. And look, apparently there's things about me that
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: annoy her. You're joking. You're joking.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: News on the Hauraki Big Show with Pugs and Mogi.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Hori J and Keezy off on holiday at the moment,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: but it was a big weekend, wasn't it, Mogi, with
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: the NRL Grand Final?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: It was. It was an absolutely humongous weekend for the
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: NRL Grand Final. And not only that, it was a
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: humongous weekend for Manaia and Jerry on breakfast, as well
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: as G Lane, who went over to Sydney with Boys Trip,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: the great Boys Trip. It always feels good when you're
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: sort of hanging around on the Thursday and Friday, you're
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: getting out to the airport, the old Mike Lane is
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: with us now, and he'll be able to tell you
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: of the highs and lows of these trips. Brother, you
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: got back yesterday, a huge trip. How are you feeling
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: today about yourself?
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, look, someone asked me how the mind, body and
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: soul was. The body is here, the soul is just
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: holding on. The mind is not great. They took everything.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: I left everything on the park, Minogi. I left everything
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: on the park, left it all out there in Sydney,
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: and I got nothing to give.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: It is a monster, isn't it? Because you get excited.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: You forget your age, all of the history, all of
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: your experience, the days after. They don't exist when you're
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: on the verge of greatness. When you're sitting in that
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: airport bar, beers are flowing in the AM. The dreams
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: are big. Talk me through that. Talk me through day one.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Well, look, I mean, first night fever, I've just come
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: to live with the fact that I'm always going to
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: suffer first night fever.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: There's no point in talking about it and going, oh, yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: I need to pump the brakes on night one. Everyone's excited.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Everyone's pumped. So you just lean into that first night fever. Obviously,
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: when you get to an airport, there are no rules.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: There is no time zone. It's like going out in
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: a boat. You can crack a beer at 7 a.m.,
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: no judgment. So that's how it began. And that's pretty
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: much how it ended as well. But we had a
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: hell of a weekend, as you mentioned. But we went
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: to the Randwick races on Saturday as well. So we
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: had all day. And Boystrip guys, Dave and Boystrip, had
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: organized their own lounge, which 220 lizards with the drinks
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: package open from 11 till 6, which was a fill-your-boot situation,
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: which we certainly did. and then had the carvery on
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: there as well. We even had our own bookie in
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: the back there. She was putting on her own odds.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: You could go out there and bargain with her, or
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: you could jump on the tab machines. That was a
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: great day, but probably something that put us severely on
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: the back foot for Sunday.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: So able to lose in multiple different ways. You can
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: either lose through the tote, or you can lose through
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: your very own bookie.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Well, look, I hung out the back of the Pantsman,
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Joel Harrison, and I was $ 300 up by the end
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: of the day, so it was a pretty good day
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: for me.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: You know, when Pantsman woke up on Sunday, how far
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: up do you reckon he was?
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Not too far off, I don't think. He was working
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: sideline on Sunday, working for Triple M, so he had
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: a hell of a day ahead of him on then.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: But my one highlight of Saturday was we were hosted
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: by the Wiz, Gary Freeman.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the greats.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: One of the greats was the Wiz. At one stage,
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: there was a tropical thunderstorm at the end of the races,
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: and it flooded the streets. The only way we'd get
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: to our bus was by me removing my dress shoes
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: and rolling up my suit pants to my thigh, waiting
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: to the bus. And I tried to convince the whiz
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: to get on my back, and I was going to
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: give them a lift over the floodwaters like some sort
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: of hero. He told me to go east myself, and
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: we just walked off. So I obviously didn't trust him.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it's a lack of trust.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You set him up for an absolute humiliator there. You know,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: he's probably all of 5'3, the former halfback for the Kiwis.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: A bit of Sydney City in there, a bit of
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Balmain from memory.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look, I mean, I was going to offer him
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: a piggyback. I wasn't going to fire him and carry him.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: I wasn't going to, like, hit him over my shoulders
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: like a humiliator.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: He probably thought you were going to pick him up
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: like a toddler and you'd be hanging on to his
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: front and you'd be whispering into his ear, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, brother.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Shush, shush, Wizzy.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Wizzy it'll be okay now we've we've got it we've
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: got to go but quickly summarize the state of affairs
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: um yesterday at the airport and.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: That flight oh my god the flight home uh look
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: there were a lot of soulless people on that flight
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: including myself mania joe jury but also loads of soulless
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: uh warriors fans as well still in their warriors kit
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: yeah bless them the warriors Warriors fans, they wear their
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: heart on their sleeve. They wear their merchandise 24-7. In
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: the face of adversity, they still wore their Warriors gears.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: But I must admit, whether you're a Warriors fan or not,
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Hell of a weekend. Gee, the NRL know how to
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: put on a show. Holy moly.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're no fools, mate. Give it a couple of
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: days and you'll be thinking to yourself, we'll see you
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: next year.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: I'm ready for a beer already.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Good on you, G-Lane. Thanks so much for that, mate.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Have a great rest of your night. Hopefully the serotonin
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: comes back to him pretty quick, eh?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Grim.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. It's right, $ 250
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: to put towards a gig of your choice. It's all
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: thanks to our mates at Super Liquor. Whenever you hear
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: that roar of the encore.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: You've got to give us a buzz on 0800 Hauraki,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: and that cash could be yours. $ 250 could get you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: I feel like if I won $ 250, it would go
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: towards several smaller gigs. A lot of the gigs that
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I tend to go to around Tamaki Makoto, they're at
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: little bars, and I feel like I could crank out
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: a good $ 10.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: $ 10, $ 25 gigs.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that would just fund my lifestyle. You know
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what gigs are you seeing for $ 25?
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: There's places like Double Whammy up here, smaller bands, local bands. Yeah,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: usually around $ 25. I think I bought a ticket the
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: other day for like $ 15.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: For a local band, and they were bloody sick. It
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: was like surf rock. But let's go to the phone
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: lines and see what you guys want to go and
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: see with $ 250. G'day, is that Siobhan? Hello, it is. G'day, Siobhan.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: It's Pugs and Mogi. How are you going?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Good, how are you?
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, good, good.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Pretty bloody grousey, Siobhan. Tell us, before we go any further,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: what do you do for a crust? I work in administration. Oh, bad.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: For a school. For a what?
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: For a school.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, how good.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Massive bad.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Did you ever think that you'd be back at school, Siobhan?
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, honestly, sometimes I think I need to go back
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: to school.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: To learn how to do your job. Behind the scenes
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: at the school. Fantastic.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Don't have to sell anything.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, just make it up, man. The kids won't know
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the difference. Don't worry about it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not. Good on you, mate. Now, Siobhan, if you
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: won this cash, who would you be going to see?
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: System of a Down, for sure.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: That's a great shout. Have you had a geezer there?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Have you looked at the prices on those tickets? Yes,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: and I'll.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Probably go seated.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: Because me back can't handle it anymore, and.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Those are cheaper. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they are a bit
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: too great. $ 220.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: $ 220 I saw.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that right? Well, I might have a look
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: at it then because, yeah, I thought the cheapest one
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I could find was like $ 270 or something insane. But
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: having them as well as Faith No More, it is
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: a pretty good line-up.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Well, and then you've got $ 30. You've got $ 30. You
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: can buy two drinks.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Perfect, mate.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: That's one.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Well, well done, Siobhan.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: $ 250 is all yours, mate.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: Tony, thank you so much, guys.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Congratulations. Enjoy that gig, and I'll hand you over to
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Big Dilly, and he'll hand you that cash personally. Now,
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: plenty on the way after six, including how you can
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: win a flyweight at Chasing the Fox up here in
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Auckland Plus. We've got our new segment, Songs from Bands
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: That I Like, and we're going to go back in
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: the Hauraki Big Show archives.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Hang around.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. It is the Hauraki Big
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Show with Pugs and Mogi. And as always, the big
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: show brought to you by our good mates over at Reburger. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: You got dinner plans tonight, bro?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Mate, I've just had, I made a whole bunch today
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: of red Thai curries. A mix of chicken and tofu.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Yum.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: So different ones, so I split it up for different days.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I go veggie one day and then I have meat
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: on another. And so I made up a big batch
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: and they're all in individual little jars. Okay. It's all
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: in there and then you just add boiling water. Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: And then you're off to the races.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: That's great meal prep.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't take you for a meal prepper.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, when I was hard into the gym, I
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: was a massive meal prepper.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: True, you would have the same desiccated chicken. It's nice
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: to know you've got some flavouring in.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: There this time. I thought I'd add a little bit
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: of flavour in there, which is quite easy to do, actually.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Have you finished your lasagne yet?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a kilo of lasagna.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: In how many days?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, 24 hours, really. I had it for dinner.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Then I had it for lunch.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Then I had it for my meal here. Yes, I remember, yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: And then I finished it off when I got home.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Fantastic.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: It's a lot, isn't it? It's a kilo.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also if you would be eating a kilo
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: of the same kind of, or macros in the same
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: amount of time. It doesn't matter.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: It feels like a lot. My wife was shocked. Really? Yeah,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: she was.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: How good.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: But that's the trouble with a lasagna. It can be
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: quite Moorish. Absolutely, it can be Moorish. What are you eating?
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: I think tonight we're going to do some form of
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: egg salad, which I really love. I love eggs. I
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: could eat eggs all day long. I think it's a
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: known thing on this show that I like to season
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: eggs or do eggs because they're great protein.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: An egg salad?
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Egg salad.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: What else is in it?
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know. My partner's in charge of it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Generally, that would be probably a mayonnaise. Would it be
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: a hard-boiled situation?
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I think it'll be... Semi-hard. Semi-hard boiled, diced, some cottage cheese,
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: maybe some celery or parsley, stuff like that.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Stuff to bulk it out. Chives are good in something
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, stuff to bulk it out.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: You need to fill it out. Let me know tomorrow
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: what the recipe was, and I'll tell you how much
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I'd hate it. Fantastic.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: That's all I would ask. Now, later on this hour,
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: we're going to have a new segment, songs from bands
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: that we like, and it's my turn today, so I'll
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: bring a tune that I think should be played more
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: on Hauraki. Plus, we'll have a bit of Big Show
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: history for you. And I think this one is, I
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: think it's about you and the massive night you had
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: after Matt Heath left Hauraki, which was a great chat,
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: but Jase somehow decided to make it all about him. Anyway,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: here's some slither on the Hauraki Big Show.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: That's the red hot chilli peppers on the Hauraki Big
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Show with Pugs and Mogi. Mogi, how's your golf game
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: these days?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It's non-existent.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: I didn't think so. We kind of got into it
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: for a while there when we had like the golf
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: comp with breakfast. We had Fiji where we played over
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: on Natandola, wasn't it? Or something like that?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: No idea. Yeah, yeah. Fiji.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: So it clearly lives well.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: It does. Well, I mean, look, I think Jason and Keezy,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: they played against the Breakfast Boys. I didn't participate in that.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I just walked around. And then when we went to Fiji,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I played nine holes because I played pretty well, but
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I knew it was going to fall apart in the
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: back nine. That was a fun day. So it was.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: It was great. And then I went back to the
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: hotel and got in the pool and had a few beers.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I vividly remember your joy when I think you got,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: it wasn't a birdie.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I got a birdie. I got a birdie. Yeah. I
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: was over the moon.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: We were sharing a golf cart. It was a great day.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Did you play at Chasing the Fox, that course with
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: the rest of the show?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of us were particularly good that day.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: No, that was like our last day of the year
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: or one of our last days of the year. Chasing
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: the Fox is back. Ryan Fox is coming home after
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: the biggest win of his career, and we're going to
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: give you and another backbone the chance to see him
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: at Kiwi Bank Chasing the Fox. Chasing the Fox.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Hey, there's a promo on that. That's happening on December 11th,
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: so you can fly from anywhere in New Zealand, we'll
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: pay for your flights, up to Auckland with a hotel
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: and tickets to the event. You can enter now at hodaki.co.nz.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: If we get another chance, would you do it? Give
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: it another crack?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. I've got to get into it. I'll have
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: a bit more free time available to me, so I'm
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: going to start hitting driving ranges. I've just got to
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: get lessons.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: That's what it is for me, is the driving range.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: I could have all day at the driving range, but
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I feel like an absolute tool when I'm playing golf
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: on an actual course because I have no experience. And
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: unless I have Keezy there, he honestly is a great guide.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Solves all your problems?
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: He does. He does. He tells me what club to use.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that helps.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: So if I don't have that, whereas it's very easy
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: for me to just have a driver and punt it
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: as far as I possibly can.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Which isn't fair. What? I've played with you. Oh. Cheers.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Enter now at horaki.co.nz and let Radio Horaki fly you
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: to the Fox.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: The Horaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Horaki.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: It's live on the Horaki Big Show with Pugs and
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Mogi and it's time for a brand new segment just
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: introduced yesterday on the show with Mogi, a brand new sting.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Some of the bands that I like. That is not
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: clear messaging at all.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: So that is how we said it yesterday.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Songs from bands that I like.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we said it at the same time, and
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I thought, you know what, that's great.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Can you go to that again?
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can do that. Here we go.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Songs from bands that I like. Sure.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: I think once you hear it once, it kind of
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: catches on.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we'll get there eventually. Because you're sort of.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Listening out for it.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: So this is a segment that we're introducing just for
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: the time that we're doing the show where we want
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: to play songs from bands that we like. So it's
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: a song each day. We each take turns... We may
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: introduce more than one at one point, but it's just
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: songs from bands that we like that maybe we would
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: love to hear more from on Hauraki. And, of course,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: we want to hear what you think on 3483, the
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: text number. Now, yesterday, Mogi, yours was Diesel Power.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Diesel Power from The Prodigy off their, I thought it
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: might have been their second album, but I got a
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: text through. Third album.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Third album.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Third album.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: There's always an audio file down the line.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: But then followed up with a banger, though.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: It is an absolute banger. I've been listening to it
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: all day. You said The Gym?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: At the gym.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an absolute gem of a.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: I've put it on my running playlist as well.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: It's a gem of a track. I'm interested to see
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: what you've gone with both because this is the thing,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you're putting yourself out there with these choices.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: I am putting myself out there. Now, this is a
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: band that is probably top three bands for me. In
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: terms of my daily listening, my favourite of all time,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: this is Fontaine's DC.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Now, I've probably talked to you about them before. I
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: don't know if you've had much.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I listen to Fontaines.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: You listen to Fontaines? Not a ton, but I have.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: They are a fantastic band. They're on the, I thought
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: you would appreciate, they're on the right side of history
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: with certain things.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, great.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: And I saw them play live at Spakarena last year,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I think, or the year before for my birthday. One
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: of the best gigs I've ever seen live. They are
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: just absolutely epic. They're also headlining Laneway this year. And
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: this tune that I picked from them is off their
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: album Skinty Fear. I think it's their third album. And
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: it's a bit of a moody one. They can be
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: quite moody, but I like the beat on this. This
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: is Fontaine's DC, a song from a band that I like.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: This is Jackie Down the Line. Do you know this one?
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: No. Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I don't really know names, you know?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair. Give us a text, 3403, what you think
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: of the tune, and it'll be back to Mogi's tune tomorrow.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: It's the Hodoki Big Show. Here's Fontaine's.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: It's the tarts on the Hauraki Big Show. You've got
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Mogi and Pugs with you. And it's not too late
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: to name the beautiful mascot that is a recent addition
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: to the Hauraki team. It's a beautiful, slightly chodish cricket
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: bat with two cricket balls at its base. But we
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: want a unique name that really stands out as we
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: roll it out to all of our summer events and stuff.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: You can chuck your suggestion in at hodaki.co.nz or just
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: text mascot to 3483 and I'll send you back a link.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: And all the name suggestions are in the draw for
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: a double pass to the now sold out ACC Export
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Ultra Party Zone at the Hot Spring T20 Black Clash
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: in association with GWM. You can get tickets for the
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: actual event without the ACC area now at blackclash.co.nz.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Mogi. Yes.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: We've got a best bit.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: We've gone, I've gone back in the archives and this
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: was one of my most notable nights or events with
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: the Hauraki team. This was when Matt Heath had to
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: leave the breakfast show. He didn't have to leave. He
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: chose to leave the breakfast show after an incredible tenure.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: And we had, A bloody great night.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: We did. We did, that's right. We went to a
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: local restaurant. A very nice one. Very nice.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: The nicest one I've been to.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Bullied by brass into each of us making a speech.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Which I was absolutely loving. I was hiding out on
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: the footpath smoking darts for as much of that as
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: possible so I could try and avoid it while also
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: hearing the speeches.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and sort of cringing a little bit.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Well, not nearly. I mean, just like being forced.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: The foreseen. But it was actually entertaining enough.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, and it was a lovely night, but there was
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: one member of the show, and you can probably guess
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: who it was from the big show that didn't make
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: it to the event, so somehow I had to make
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: it all about him.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: As most of you will know out there in the
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: listening world, it was a big day here at Radio
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Hodaki on Friday. The big send-off of Matty Heath leaving
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: the breakfast show, and a good time, it would seem,
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: was had by all mogi.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: It was a bloody ripper, mate. Yeah, we popped down
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: to a local restaurant there in yeah well obviously we
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: got there quite late everyone else had been there since
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: around about midday but we didn't get there until after
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: our show was a bit of a shame but gee
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: she was all go And lovely evening sun it was, Keezy.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: The sunscreen was out and the drinks were flowing. There's probably,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: what do you reckon, 20 or 30 people down there?
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: There were 20 or 30 people, outdoor area, umbrellas up,
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: pizzas coming out, drinks responsibly. coming out um people just
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: bonding and happy and stoked and genuinely because it doesn't
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: often happen in our industry i've noticed this if someone
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: leaves it might be because they've gone to an opposition
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: or it might be because maybe they've disgraced themselves in
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: some way it's not often you get everyone around just
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: saying nice stuff about someone who's been an integral part
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: of our station yeah sure so that was really nice
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: vibes were high and then jerry just basically said all
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: right everyone back to my place it's just around the
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: corner yeah And we were there till the early hours.
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: So vibes were really high, Jason. I tell you what,
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: we missed you.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. It would have been great having you there because,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: of course, you were tied up, weren't you? I was
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: tied up.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: One of my girls going to live in Australia on Friday.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: Duh.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: It's pretty windy at the old airport there. It's a
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: positive a place now, I mean.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys have been out there,
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: the international airport. I've changed it all up and I
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: got lost.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: You should give Matt Heath a ring on Newstalk ZD
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: in the afternoon. I'm going to, Mikey, I'm going to.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: That's good chat, yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: And so, yeah, we went there, my wife and I
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: and her and her partner, because they were flying off
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: and had a coffee and a bit of a chit-chat.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Going to miss her and... Actually, it was really great
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: when we were at Jerry's. That was good. Were you there, Mike?
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Because obviously everyone came round and he got the cocktails out.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Yes. I saw the picture of Cocktail Mogi. Oh, Cocktail Mogi. Yeah,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I got the cocktails out. Yeah, that's right. We were
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: straight into it. It wasn't really a cocktail so much
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: as just gin and G & Ts. Oh, was it?
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Pumping out the G & Ts there. I was over
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: the beers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we were at the
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: previous place, I must have had about 32-y. and then
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: moved on to the... Responsibly, obviously. Responsibly, and then moved
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: on to the margarita. Did you do it in a shaker?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Was there shaker action going on? Oh, I didn't work
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: at the bar. I just sort of... It just came
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: out in the glass, so I just sort of drank
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: I've got to tell you, actually, while I was at
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: the airport, there was a party there that we're celebrating,
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: and the old shaker was going at the bar there, Murgie.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Reba!
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I didn't feel hungry, though. I mean, my wife was like,
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: do you guys want to eat anything? And they were like,
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: I think we got some chips, squirt of sauce on there.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: I wasn't feeling particularly hungry. Oh, I was feeling quite emotional.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: You lost your appetite, had you?
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Because your daughter was leaving, eh?
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Well, it was probably more because I was having a
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: coffee and that was probably my fourth of the day.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: Actually, just on coffees, I had an espresso martini at
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: about 11 because I was getting quite sleepy.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: And then had that and then I was good to go.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: And then Gerry ordered all this food. This food just
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: all turned up.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: So much food, like a banquet. And everyone was just
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: in great vibes. We all gathered around. He had a
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: fireplace going. He was playing 90s sort of techno music.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. God, it was a vibe. Everyone was just really
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: having a great time. It could not have been better. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: We just, my wife and I, just ended up getting
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: some KFC on the way home because we were feeling
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: pretty sad.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, there were tears, obviously, and Oh, with the
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: tears where we were as well. Oh, my God. I've
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: laughed at it because it was so funny. God, it
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: was great. Jeez, man, some great personalities, I tell you what.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Far out. Jase, it sounded like you had a nice
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: evening too, though, man.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: That is a very special memory from October 2024 on
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: the Hauraki Big Show. Great team night out, minus Jason Hoyt.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, they're the best nights.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. And you can listen to all of our shows,
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: a full archive. This is where I'm finding all the
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: best bits. by searching Hauraki Big Show wherever you get
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: your podcasts from.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 53:24
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• 53:32
  Speaker 3: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: But I sort of feel like I should, because you're
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: watching it with your missus?
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm watching it with the missus. We're three episodes in.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: So we're sort of doing this thing where we watch
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: something light with dinner and then we really get into
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: the deep stuff. Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: So I sort of feel like I want to watch
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: it with someone. Oh, okay. Because I'm sitting there watching
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: it alone. But I think this one's such a treat
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: that you should watch it with somebody.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: You need someone to be like, Look across from them
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: on the couch and go, oh, my God, that was fantastic.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: So I'll probably, yeah, I've got some more covers to do.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: That'll be a bit of me. Yeah, I think that's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: going to be about as well.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty chill, man.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: What about you?
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: That's pretty chill. I'm going to go home and have
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: my egg salad. That'll come in and.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I'll reveal what that is.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: It doesn't sound good, does it? I actually love the
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: sound of it.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Egg salad.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, I love eggs. And I know my partner's a
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: fantastic chef, so I think.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: She's a chef?
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: A home chef, my dear.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Wow. She's a cook.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: And you can expect to see more of that great
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: chefing at our.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I'll be marking accordingly. Don't worry about that.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: In about a month's time. Really excited about that. But no,
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: I'll probably go home, eat some egg salad. pat jizz
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: the cat jace's cat and also i think i need
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: to print out some photos of myself to sneak into
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: some frames you do before i get out of here
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: i think that's kind of what i settled on because
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: that's really easy for me to do low touch um
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: and other than that oh i actually wanted to let
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: the people know there's a new video up now at
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: horaki big show on insta and it's of all the
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: original big show team so get around that also check
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: the story uh with how easy it is to get
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: on a roll to vote Yes. And otherwise, man, we'll
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: bloody do it again tomorrow from four.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, and on that note, I got hit up
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: by somebody who wasn't happy on the text messages that
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I was pushing my political agenda. I am pushing no agenda.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I want people to enroll and then vote for whoever
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: you want to. I don't care. It's the enrolling and
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: the voting that's important. Get involved.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: That's good stuff, Mogi. All right, well, we'll see you
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: tomorrow morning. We'll see you tomorrow. Arvo from 4. Have
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: yourself a beautiful night. It's been the Heineken Boat Show. Back, man.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: See you.