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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mister New York marks him upon seven ten wr.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy Fayla. He does a great show right here
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  Speaker 2: on WOR every night nine to Midnight's very funny, very interesting.
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  Speaker 2: You should be listening every weeknight nine to midnight on WOR.
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  Speaker 2: And then on Saturday nights he does the best late
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  Speaker 2: night show in television, the best monologue in television. It's
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  Speaker 2: Saturday nights at ten. It's on the Fox News Channel.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Fayla, How you doing well?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to clarify for your listeners that sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I do a show on Saturday night and sometimes they
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  Speaker 1: shoot up the correspondence. Dinner doesn't always go off as plans, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So now you went down there because you told
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  Speaker 2: us last week you were going to do a three
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  Speaker 2: hour special coverage of the dinner. You were going to
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  Speaker 2: pre prepare film all kinds of things to use. What happens,
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff you had scheduled to go.
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  Speaker 1: You will find out tomorrow, oh, halfway through the show,
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  Speaker 1: because we're going to wind up airing most of it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I went, If you remember I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to you last Thursday, I was on my way to
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  Speaker 1: the White House, Yeah, and I went down. I hung
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  Speaker 1: out with the President.
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  Speaker 2: If you remember, you said, oh, I don't think i'll
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  Speaker 2: see him. I said, he'll know you're in the building.
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  Speaker 2: He'll get you in the Oval Office.
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  Speaker 1: Now, there's also there's also the small matter no stre
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  Speaker 1: damas that I might have been playing possum. Let's not
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  Speaker 1: forget that evil. Okay, he didn't like see me on
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  Speaker 1: the loan and be like fail is here, but he was.
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  Speaker 1: To be clear, he was probably one of the top
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  Speaker 1: two funniest people I've ever met. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: the first person would be. But I was alone with
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  Speaker 1: the President for about twenty minutes in the Oval Office,
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  Speaker 1: just talking about comedy. It's really surreal. And he knows
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  Speaker 1: like my family by name. He was like, your son's
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  Speaker 1: really good looking kid.
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  Speaker 3: What's his name Lincoln?
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  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, And it was so surreal that we
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  Speaker 1: were talking about Lincoln while he was sitting at Lincoln's desk.
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  Speaker 1: He was at Abe Lincoln, you know, behind the Resolute Death.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, it was crazy because you know, I
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  Speaker 1: only went to the White House to get my cocaine
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  Speaker 1: out of the lockers, and there I am talking to
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  Speaker 1: the President.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's a big fan of yours telling you it's
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  Speaker 2: the best late night show on television. Saturday Night's attend.
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  Speaker 2: President Trump never misses it. So, and what do you
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  Speaker 2: think of the office. He's added a lot of a
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  Speaker 2: decorp to those walls.
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  Speaker 1: Its kind of crowded, in all honesty. He's probably the
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  Speaker 1: only one who went down to Graceland and didn't think
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  Speaker 1: Elvis had a lot of gold on the walls. It's
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  Speaker 1: so bizarre, how just how much is there. It almost
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  Speaker 1: looks like a high end cracker barrel. Like it's obviously
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  Speaker 1: holds more significance because it's the Constitution, as presidential Boston, Winston.
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  Speaker 3: Churchill and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But he is really, like, I mean, accounting for every
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  Speaker 1: inch of that wall. But it looks good, like it's
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  Speaker 1: tastefully spaced out.
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  Speaker 3: It's well hung, so it's nice, but it's busy. It
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  Speaker 3: says a lot happening.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to take it all in in all honesty,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I need to go back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this Saturday night, back to ten o'clock. And
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  Speaker 2: what will you show all that footage you shot at
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  Speaker 2: the White House. There's a lot of good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: There, a good amount of White House stuff, but what
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  Speaker 1: we're really going to show a lot of is the
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  Speaker 1: actual dinner because I was filming on the red carpet
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  Speaker 1: with everybody in the cabinet, a lot of White House members,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of TV stars. I mean, I had Brian
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  Speaker 1: Stelter on for five minutes. Yeah, and we're going to
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  Speaker 1: show that Brian Stelter from the CNN. And it wound
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  Speaker 1: up being a much better hang than you think, because
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  Speaker 1: like when I do those interviews, these people get pretty
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  Speaker 1: comfortable because I'm not trying to like ruin them and
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  Speaker 1: make them look bad. It was a friendly hang. So
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  Speaker 1: he was a good sport. We asked him, you know
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  Speaker 1: who he wanted to carpool with if he had to
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  Speaker 1: carpool with one Fox star? He said Greg Gottfeld, and
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  Speaker 1: then I had to explain to him that he'd have
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  Speaker 1: to drive every day because Gottfeld can't reach the pedals.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, so, yeah, there's CNN MS now, you know,
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  Speaker 2: off the air in real life, they are actually nice,
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  Speaker 2: pleasant people. They just become maniacs when they go on television.
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  Speaker 1: So yes, some of them are off the air nice.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, like I've never been at a party
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  Speaker 1: and been like man I can't wait till Joe Scarborough
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  Speaker 1: gets here. He's nice enough, Yeah, he's nice enough, but
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  Speaker 1: like you know, there's some of them that can that
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  Speaker 1: get it, that'll come on and play nice. Like to
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  Speaker 1: give you an example, last time I did the Correspondence dinner,
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  Speaker 1: I had Lester Wholt, Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker and they
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  Speaker 1: were fun.
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  Speaker 3: And this time around we didn't see as many of
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  Speaker 3: those types.
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  Speaker 1: But we saw like Triumphy and sold comic Dog was there,
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  Speaker 1: so he came on, and you know, Stelter and a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the entire presidential candidate cabinet anyway, is on
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  Speaker 1: my show this Saturday. It'll be pretty neat.
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  Speaker 2: Hey tell us about the end of the dinner. I know,
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  Speaker 2: they got the president everybody out of there, but then
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  Speaker 2: how did did a lot of people stay? Did they
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  Speaker 2: sit down, did they finish eating? Where?
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  Speaker 1: Did it actually what happened? Yeah, So they initially thought
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  Speaker 1: the president was going to come back out, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what he told, you know, he said he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: come back out, and so they made an announcement in
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  Speaker 1: the room that the President was going to come back out,
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  Speaker 1: and then Secret Service made a second announcement in whatever
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  Speaker 1: room the President was in that that wasn't an option,
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  Speaker 1: so he headed back to the White House. They declared
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  Speaker 1: that the dinner was over, at which point everybody went
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  Speaker 1: and absconded as much wine and champagne as they possibly could,
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  Speaker 1: which I again I also understand. I mean, these people
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  Speaker 1: were probably all eight drinks into their evening, shooting brakes
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  Speaker 1: out and now what are you gonna do? Just let
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  Speaker 1: him dump all that wine, waste all that wine.
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  Speaker 3: So I wasn't as like, you know, people on.
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  Speaker 1: The internet are like, oh, look at all these people
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  Speaker 1: taking home the booze. But you understand, like the bars
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  Speaker 1: weren't open because they needed to get people out of
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  Speaker 1: the hotel. So it's kind of the funniest thing to
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  Speaker 1: explain to you is that that dinner ended with people
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  Speaker 1: in ball gowns and real glam makeup chugging champagne in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of Connecticut Avenue inside the Hilton.
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  Speaker 2: It was so bizarre, And how does that work? Fifteen
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  Speaker 2: hundred people all come out at once and want their
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  Speaker 2: car from the VLA.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was no chance of that. They were just
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  Speaker 1: on the street. Want to know, a real thing to
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  Speaker 1: a block from the hotel is a place called DC Platinum,
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  Speaker 1: and apparently that's some type of an adult establishment. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it was cold enough and drizzly enough that a lot
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  Speaker 1: of women, like real high end looking women went in
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  Speaker 1: there just because they wanted to get out of the
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  Speaker 1: fricking element.
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  Speaker 3: So they had their.
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  Speaker 1: Glassiest looking crowd of old time in the DC Platinum
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  Speaker 1: Club after that dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, the King was here for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 2: Were you impressed with the king?
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I thought he would have dressed He's
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  Speaker 3: a king.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he would have dressed up. I thought we
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  Speaker 1: would have got maybe a crown, maybe the fur cape.
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  Speaker 3: He kind of gave us the Zelinsky he had showed up.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he's in a suit, which for the king
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  Speaker 3: is a suit. It's not a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Zolensky's showing up in his tracksuit, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So I was a little bummed that we didn't get
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  Speaker 1: full king regalia. You know, I was raised Catholic. If
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  Speaker 1: the pope shows up, he don't show up in a suit,
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  Speaker 1: he gives you the pope outfit, you know, and you go, wow,
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  Speaker 1: that the Pope. So the fact that the King didn't
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  Speaker 1: give us full king I almost felt a little slighted
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  Speaker 1: as the country. So I mean, you know, he got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of wise cracks in the Oval office, So
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  Speaker 1: I don't we might have to give the Brits a
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  Speaker 1: wedgie or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, as Trump says, it always says,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't that guy own a dark suit? You think he'd
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  Speaker 2: wear like a dark blue suit, and soa that light
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  Speaker 2: blue thing, but don't. And that speech, you know, when
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  Speaker 2: you talk, when you speak like him and that voice,
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  Speaker 2: everything sounds brilliant, but if you analyze it, there really wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if anybody else gave that speech, nobody would
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  Speaker 2: thought would have thought much of it. So uh, not
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  Speaker 2: at all.
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  Speaker 1: You're right about that. He has like that timber because
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  Speaker 1: of his voice and the nobility of the crown. And
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  Speaker 1: so you know he makes a couple of throwaway jokes
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  Speaker 1: and you go, haha, you know, but that is you know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it isn't what you say, it's how you say it.
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  Speaker 1: And like when he told Meggan and Harry to get
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  Speaker 1: the hell out of my life, you know, it's you
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  Speaker 1: say it, they listen and they're gone. I like that.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Paylo a lot has his wife on the show
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  Speaker 2: that she looks great. She's got a lot of personality,
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  Speaker 2: got a lot of energy, She's fun. Let's say you
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  Speaker 2: were married to Camilla, would you have her on the show.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't look like a lot of laughs.
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  Speaker 1: Does she? Yeah, listen, I don't you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that Camilla is a cut up? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like, the one thing about Jenny is you
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  Speaker 1: can make fun of her and it doesn't look mean
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  Speaker 1: because she's so much better looking than I am. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it's kind of it looks like I'm punching up,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas Camilla, you know.
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  Speaker 1: She has more of like she's more of a roadie
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  Speaker 1: her vibe. Yeah, and yeah, I don't know that she
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  Speaker 1: could roll with it. I mean, in an ideal world
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  Speaker 1: she could, but I doubt it. I mean, and again,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see the King coming on anytime either. To
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  Speaker 1: his credit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what he got on the show. You can
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  Speaker 2: hear Jimmy Payler tonight and every weeknight nine to midnight
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  Speaker 2: on w o R. It's a really good show, really
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  Speaker 2: funny nine to midnight. What's on tonight's show?
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna guys are gonna hear from Caroline Sunshine,
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  Speaker 1: who is a former Disney star who went to work
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  Speaker 1: for Trump and the Trump White House, and she has
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  Speaker 1: some interesting stories to tell. And a great young comic,
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  Speaker 1: a girl named Onika McLean who plays all the clubs
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  Speaker 1: here in the city. I want to get her on
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  Speaker 1: my TV show, so I usually have them on the
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  Speaker 1: radio to hang out with them first and just get
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  Speaker 1: to know them better, and then I'll eventually book her
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  Speaker 1: on TV. So Onneika is going to come by and
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  Speaker 1: talk some smacks and probably call me fat for about
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes, which is fine, you know, can I need
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  Speaker 1: the intervention at this point and then we'll be on
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  Speaker 1: TV before you know it.
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  Speaker 3: Ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Now he does the best late night show on TV.
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  Speaker 2: It's Friday. It's a Saturday night's at ten, Saturday at
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  Speaker 2: ten on the Fox News channel. But you tape at
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  Speaker 2: Friday night and people can come be in the audience.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great date night on the Friday night be
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  Speaker 2: in the studio audience. And how do they do that?
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, tickets are always free. If you guys want
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  Speaker 1: to come to a taping, you go to Fox Across
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  Speaker 1: America foxcross America dot com. You could register for free tickets,
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  Speaker 1: you'll meet all the Fox people. It really is. It's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Coming to a taping is like going to a fancy
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  Speaker 1: zoo because you're just there, just observing us in our
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  Speaker 1: natural habitat. And then when the show's over, people take pictures.
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  Speaker 1: They're super friendly, so it is. It's kind of a
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  Speaker 1: well dressed zoo. That's the best way I'd explain it
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  Speaker 1: to you. You're going to be a part of the show.
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  Speaker 1: We're all going to talk to you during the commercial breaks.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna give you a hard time for no good reason,
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna laugh.
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  Speaker 3: And it's a great night out.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, if anybody looking for it's the most impressive date
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  Speaker 1: you could take somebody on, and it's also the cheapest.
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  Speaker 1: So no excuse Across America dot com.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to say to somebody, hey, I've arranged
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  Speaker 2: to take you to Jimmy Faylor's show. We're gonna sit
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  Speaker 2: in the audience, we're gonna meet them at we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: have bet. You don't have to mention that it was free.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to say it environment So go to
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  Speaker 2: Fox Across America dot com and get the tickets and
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  Speaker 2: you tape It Friday nights, Fox Across America, Today Night,
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  Speaker 2: Fox across America dot Com. And listen to Jimmy fail
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  Speaker 2: Tonight nine to midnight, excellent every night on WR. Jimmy
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  Speaker 2: Fayla great as always, Thanks for being.
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  Speaker 1: With us, Love you buddy, season all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, take care. You know that's a you know, if
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  Speaker 2: you want to see a fun TV show, like if
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  Speaker 2: you go to Colbert, it's not fun. I mean it's
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  Speaker 2: the Ed Sullivan Theater. It's a landmark, but it's you know,
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  Speaker 2: hundreds of people that Fox Live audience. You're up close.
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  Speaker 2: It's much nicer. Hey, Jimmy Fayler tonight nine o'clock. And
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  Speaker 2: don't forget, Curtis is back. Curtis sliwa is on every
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  Speaker 2: morning with Larry Minty. It's Larry Minty Curtis sliwa every
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  Speaker 2: morning six to ten here on seven ten WR