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FULL SHOW: Ben Flirts With A Hotel Employee... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John Oy and Ben podcast. Cheers to Delmark
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  Speaker 1: making the world a bitter tea.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I had a moment yesterday just you know, like
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  Speaker 2: I love her to do list, and I well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't love her to do list, but I do
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  Speaker 2: get satisfaction after taking things off a list.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to tell you to stumbled across a bit
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  Speaker 3: of information. Google has a to do list function which
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  Speaker 3: spreads across all your devices and updates, Like you took
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  Speaker 3: things off and an update on multiple devices like that
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  Speaker 3: would make you.
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  Speaker 2: Like getting stuff done. Yesterday, I was in one of
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  Speaker 2: those zones where I'm like trying to get a lot
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  Speaker 2: of stuff done at the time, and in my head
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  Speaker 2: going through my list. Okay, I've got to you know,
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  Speaker 2: ring the bank, got to do this other thing. And
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  Speaker 2: so I rang the bank and you put it on
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  Speaker 2: hold for amount of time you don't get through straight away.
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  Speaker 2: How long did you designated to this bank issue. I
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  Speaker 2: know you had a time. I would I love to
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  Speaker 2: have had it knocked off in five to ten minutes,
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, I was on hold. I had it on speaker, fine,
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  Speaker 2: I was doing some other stuff as well. It was
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  Speaker 2: on my things on my list, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: Jesus A long time for this bank thing, and I
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  Speaker 2: was taking the phone around doing some other stuff, finally
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  Speaker 2: listened to all of the middle of her own New Zealand. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I had a little Yeah, I had a little reminiss
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  Speaker 2: about golden horses tomorrow. But then finally, twenty five minutes later,
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  Speaker 2: the lady from the bank answered, and maybe tomorrow she
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  Speaker 2: might answer, and it's just like, gon I help you,
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like yeah, And then honestly, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I have totally forgotten why God all the time. And
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  Speaker 2: then she went ah, and she was like, oh, was it?
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  Speaker 2: And then she started blissed. She was like, was it
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  Speaker 2: about your mortgage? I was like, no, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it was. We started playing a bit of a kissing
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  Speaker 2: game about what it was, and I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I had it on my list. There was
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  Speaker 2: something before, but I've just got my brain and too
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  Speaker 2: many other places At the moment, I'm like, what.
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  Speaker 4: Happened to it on your list? Did you take it
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  Speaker 4: off before you'd done it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I have called the bank, and I that was
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  Speaker 2: part of Yes, I called the bank. I could take
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  Speaker 2: it off.
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  Speaker 3: You combined too many other tasks with the one task
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  Speaker 3: you mean to be doing that.
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  Speaker 2: It happened to producer Elie yesterday. Ellie, you know, because
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  Speaker 2: she came in mid show. She's like, now, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why I came in. It does happen, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like it my guest was to do some producing. That
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  Speaker 2: was a guest, but we didn't know what exactly she
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  Speaker 2: was producing. Do you find sometimes and I'm that happens,
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  Speaker 2: but also with social media, and it does.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll pick up my phone, I'm like, okay, I
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  Speaker 2: need to do this thing on my phone, and then
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  Speaker 2: I'll get sidetracked on social media and then I'll be like,
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  Speaker 2: what was it meant to do on my phone?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you pick up your phone and you've got a
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  Speaker 5: notification of some sort, and so you clear the notifications.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, I don't know what I was doing.
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  Speaker 6: Was I calling?
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  Speaker 2: I simply just mean to check the email from the bank.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to call the bank about the email
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  Speaker 2: was going to be solved. I remember I had to
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  Speaker 2: hang up with the lady and I remember later and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, it's too late now, so I'll put on
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  Speaker 2: Today's to do.
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  Speaker 5: Least, you know, what's worse is I opened the fridge
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  Speaker 5: all the time, and then I'm like, oh no, I
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  Speaker 5: don't was I.
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  Speaker 7: Are getting out of here.
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  Speaker 2: It's not old. I just think that's the distraction. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: senior moment. But I'm like, well, it seems happened to
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  Speaker 2: all of us.
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  Speaker 3: But then that's maybe what people who have seen your
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  Speaker 3: moments say. That simply a distraction exactly.
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  Speaker 1: The heads that johnaan Ben podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: Running statistics that fifty percent of women women have a
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  Speaker 3: backup option. So they're happily in a marriage, happily in
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  Speaker 3: a relationship, but in the back of their mind they're like,
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  Speaker 3: if this all too is a custard, I know who
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go and pursue.
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  Speaker 2: So it's just like if the relationship ends for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: like you know, sadly someone passes away things like that
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  Speaker 2: or yeah, or just.
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  Speaker 4: A dis workout, That's what I take it as.
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  Speaker 5: It's not like someone's like, I've got a guy that
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking of that I want to cheat with. It's
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  Speaker 5: like it sounds more like that they have someone that
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  Speaker 5: they would if it ended with their partner, so like
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  Speaker 5: a second place.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and does does the backup option know they're a
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  Speaker 3: backup option.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think so. It sounds like someone you'd
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  Speaker 4: pursue that you kind of know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's nice to know that I could be
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  Speaker 3: the war map for another bloke in the.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know it will be anonymous.
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  Speaker 5: Honestly, I don't fit into that category because I always
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  Speaker 5: say to my husband, you can even leave me because
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  Speaker 5: no one else is going to deal with this scenario.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's like one of those work surveys. We have
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  Speaker 2: to fill out that anonymous, but then they reply back
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  Speaker 2: with great feedback or we're working on it.
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  Speaker 1: Feedback.
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  Speaker 2: No, we do fill out anonymous. Does come to your email?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the reply comes to your email.
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  Speaker 2: Crypt it's like, yeah, I've got a backup option. Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's good today, you know, for your husband, all the
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  Speaker 2: lazies in there, backup option.
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  Speaker 3: So this is what we want to check out there.
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  Speaker 3: We're not going to put anyone. You throw anyone in
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  Speaker 3: the fire and say, oh, I'm in a relationship. Have
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  Speaker 3: you got a backup option? But the question is this
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  Speaker 3: morning and we might not get anyone. Have you ended
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  Speaker 3: up with your backup option? So you were in a
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  Speaker 3: relationship in the back of your mind, you're like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: if this doesn't work out, I will pursue Plan B.
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  Speaker 2: And you're in that Plan B option. Now, maybe it
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  Speaker 2: was like a high school sweetheart, you know, like they
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  Speaker 2: were like you were together and for whatever reason, it
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  Speaker 2: didn't happen when you were younger. But then it's smart.
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  Speaker 3: So it's not having a spear phone charge, aren't it.
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  Speaker 3: You know if that one plays up, you've got another
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  Speaker 3: one you can plug in.
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  Speaker 4: I did meet my current husband when I had my
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  Speaker 4: last husband.
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  Speaker 2: I say the timeline was he kind of a backup option?
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  Speaker 2: You want to talk about the time?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe he was was well, no, no, I'm just we'd mixed.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, let's move on the heads that johna wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Great topic we've opened up this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Is that there are people in the cars now driving
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  Speaker 5: with their partners. The state was fifty percent of women
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  Speaker 5: have a backup in their mind.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I reckon one hundred percent of people
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't want to admit to it.
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  Speaker 4: The gather that are like, you have a backup? No,
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  Speaker 4: under the fifty percent that do not.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, maybe it was in the latest census. These figures
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  Speaker 3: have squeezed out of those stats. But yeah, fifty percent
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  Speaker 3: of women have a backup option. Now that's not saying
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  Speaker 3: there's in fidelity. They're not cheating, there's not extra marital affairs,
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  Speaker 3: or they're not straying. But they just this person that
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  Speaker 3: they know, maybe at work, a personal trainer, or someone
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  Speaker 3: that come across who they.
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  Speaker 2: Would it would be good. Number two should.
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  Speaker 4: Should number one? I know something happened.
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  Speaker 2: And these people they know that. It's not like hey,
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  Speaker 2: Brad puts my backup option.
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  Speaker 3: This is real life, right, this is close to home stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Now we have an anonymous caller on. Now we didn't
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  Speaker 3: say are you currently in a relationship and you have
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  Speaker 3: a backup option?
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  Speaker 2: We threw it out.
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  Speaker 3: Were you in a relationship, you had a backup option
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  Speaker 3: and now you're with plan B?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you should have been with that person in the
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  Speaker 2: first place, I guess in a lot of regards.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Anonymous, can we front this by saying, thank you
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  Speaker 3: so much for coming on and cheering your story.
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  Speaker 6: No worries, no worries. How's it going?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing well. I thought we're going to be
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  Speaker 2: talking to a lady.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, fortunately definitely not a lady. But so ye had
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  Speaker 9: the same situation? Yeah, yeah, it was in a relationship
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  Speaker 9: for us both five years so and always had the
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  Speaker 9: same person in mind as a backup. Nothing that must say,
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  Speaker 9: nothing ever did happen as well?
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  Speaker 2: You know, just yeah, gotcha?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then.
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  Speaker 9: I guess things things didn't really work out. And then
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  Speaker 9: now I've been with the backup happily as happily it
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  Speaker 9: could be coming up nine years.
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  Speaker 2: Oh awesome, awesome. So that's maybe in the first instance,
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  Speaker 2: you should have been with that person, I guess in
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  Speaker 2: a lot of ways, but maybe you had to learn
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  Speaker 2: that the hard way exactly.
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  Speaker 9: I thought that you sort of met them both around
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  Speaker 9: the same time, you know, wonder stay to both stayed
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  Speaker 9: a good trend, and obviously the other ended up getting
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  Speaker 9: the other one.
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  Speaker 3: Did you did your former partner have any suspicions that
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  Speaker 3: you had feelings for this lady?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Ah, they always know, they do.
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  Speaker 2: You want to know about Megan's timeline too, with the relationship,
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  Speaker 2: because I feel like we just brushed over that.
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  Speaker 11: A lot of us is pouring out his life story
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  Speaker 11: of the radio. It's not ever getting paid for. You
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  Speaker 11: need to be vulnerable time time time. Thank you? Are
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  Speaker 11: you like it was this the right life decision for you?
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  Speaker 6: Definitely.
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  Speaker 9: I suppose it's impressive water even just a change of
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  Speaker 9: person changes the last so and I didn't really suppose
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  Speaker 9: I didn't really have much ambition previously, and you just
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  Speaker 9: just taken along with life and now obviously I don't know,
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  Speaker 9: just just inspire each other.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously agree, did you? Is your ex partner like I
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  Speaker 2: knew it was there for Thank you much.
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  Speaker 4: The best thing you can do for your ex partner
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  Speaker 4: as well as set her free.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 9: I'm I mean, I do have kids with the ex partners,
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  Speaker 9: and there is a still communication communication constant there.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, well I hope I listen. What I hope
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  Speaker 3: is I hope she's happy with a new person. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad that you're happy exactly.
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  Speaker 9: Definitely.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank you for sharing your story now, Meghan Anonymous,
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  Speaker 2: can we get a timeline.
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  Speaker 12: Time line time line time line who will know the
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  Speaker 12: story of vegan the.
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  Speaker 1: Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: This year and a Meghan, you send something to our
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  Speaker 2: group chat the other day, very very funny video because
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the lookout for a sock. I've lost to
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  Speaker 2: sock right now, we're doing a nationwide sock hunt. Try
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  Speaker 2: and find it the sock and so far not great.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to for your wife and man has given
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  Speaker 3: you to Friday. All the sock has to be thrown out. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: it's a black one with the four leaf clover. There's pictures,
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  Speaker 3: there's wanted posters out there on the street. Head to
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  Speaker 3: the hits briefers on social.
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  Speaker 2: Although I did get a message just before from my
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  Speaker 2: hotel that I stayed and tot so we need to
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  Speaker 2: call them back in the next minutes. So maybe maybe
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  Speaker 2: maybe it's come through, so we'll do that.
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  Speaker 4: We have lots of sock banter at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Luck, can I just say after this week were dublin socks?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My daughter is one and she likes to help me
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  Speaker 4: hang out the washing at the moment, so she will
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  Speaker 4: pick stuff up. Yeah, it's very cute.
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  Speaker 5: She'll pick stuff up hand it to me. But every
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  Speaker 5: time she picks up an item, she has to tell
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  Speaker 5: me whose it is and what it is, so she'll
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  Speaker 5: be like.
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  Speaker 4: Mummy's top, daddy's.
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  Speaker 2: Shirt.
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  Speaker 5: She goes around and then if she gets the wrong character.
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  Speaker 5: It's very cute, but there is one particular item that
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  Speaker 5: she can't say, and it is the humble sock.
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  Speaker 4: So she was picking up picking up socks.
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  Speaker 2: Sock Okay, struggling talking about Andrew your husbands and his socks.
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  Speaker 2: Let's have a listen, an Ay, there's some dictionary. She's
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  Speaker 2: there around the letter. It was pretty good, pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: She was trying to help her through it.
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  Speaker 2: You really need to hammer home ne consonant. That's good though.
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  Speaker 13: I like it.
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  Speaker 4: Ent has them on her face as she sees it
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  Speaker 4: because she's like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Am nailing this.
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  Speaker 3: I get nervous every time we say sock hunt you
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  Speaker 3: live alone that we couldn't have ir on the program
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  Speaker 3: a nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: So what we want to open is fourth for eight
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  Speaker 2: sevens and Texts for New Zealands. New Zealand's briefast.
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  Speaker 3: Kids mist pronouncing words happens all the time, didn't it,
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  Speaker 3: especially under.
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  Speaker 2: The age of five. We're like, look at you're silly kids.
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  Speaker 2: You're not nailing this. Sometimes you don't want to correct them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: For years, you know, by my daughter and the you
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  Speaker 2: know film name Indiana Indiana, we told her middle name
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  Speaker 2: was Copa Cabana, you know, just as you know, just
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  Speaker 2: as like Cobo Cabana, and she would go out and
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  Speaker 2: say it. Then one day she came, she goes, that's
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  Speaker 2: up name at all. It's like, oh, we thought that
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  Speaker 2: if they get to an age that they work out
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  Speaker 2: and say you'd be lying to me the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: Did she go to kindergarten and then tell all the
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: teachers what she You know, what you're doing with Daddy's song?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's falling and she's putting it in the draw.
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  Speaker 2: She's putting pigs on it. And they'll be like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: that socks being put through the ring. So why did
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  Speaker 2: you keeping it out on the line? Where did you
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  Speaker 2: kids say? Maybe they were saying something wrong like sock?
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Like I was as well, that's the word yep now
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  Speaker 2: four four eight seven on the text. One of my daughters,
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  Speaker 2: which was good, actually used to say some of them mitcheler,
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  Speaker 2: which I was like, great, if any they keep it
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  Speaker 2: that way.
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  Speaker 1: That johnaan Ben podcast to.
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  Speaker 2: Know the words that your kids got wrong or continued
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  Speaker 2: to get wrong. Right now, very cute video that we've
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  Speaker 2: been playing from your daughter.
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  Speaker 4: My daughter Aya, she was very excited. She just heard
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  Speaker 4: herself on the radio. But she was trying to say
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  Speaker 4: Daddy's socks.
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  Speaker 2: Want to hear it again? Yeah, you're holding the thing up.
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  Speaker 2: You're holding the sock. Yeah, you are showing the sock at.
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  Speaker 4: You did great.
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  Speaker 2: Ya see Andrew your husband in the video. So I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if it was this, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: was going on, but I beieve you had a sock.
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  Speaker 2: Someone there was sub sock there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you are doing beautifully. You know, she's filled out
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  Speaker 3: one of eight minutes the radio. Extra points for you.
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  Speaker 2: Mate.
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  Speaker 3: Now your kid's mispronouncing things. That's what we're going to
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  Speaker 3: get onto this morning.
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  Speaker 2: We'll go to Sarah Fish. Good morning to you, Sarah House.
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  Speaker 2: Life on a Thursday.
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  Speaker 13: It's I'm standing here in too oh lovely good spot.
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  Speaker 2: It's great to be on, Siah. Okay, what did they mispronounce?
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  Speaker 13: My daughter says welcome wrong, she says you'll come well.
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  Speaker 2: A mismatch the syllables.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah around, it's very good.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good it's a good promise to make. Hey good,
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  Speaker 2: good one. I love your work. This is teetering, this
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  Speaker 2: is teetering. Okay, Hailey, you're on. Great to have you on.
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  Speaker 2: How far can we push this? Hailey? What did they mispronounced?
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  Speaker 2: These kids? I've got a three year.
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  Speaker 7: Old and he used to say bum goots instead of gumboo.
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  Speaker 13: And waki instead of coffee.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how that one is.
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  Speaker 4: Like, that's so wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Have a walkie and your bum Goot, very cute you
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  Speaker 2: put them all together. It sounds of it. Yeah, thanks
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  Speaker 2: for cool heily appreciate it. Molly, you're on.
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  Speaker 14: How are you good morning, guys? How are you?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Good? Just playing with some broadcasting standards this morning. How
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: you going, Molly?
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Great?
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  Speaker 14: Great? Up here up in the day, it's a beautiful
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  Speaker 14: day in the Bay of Island.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: You've seen beans mom up there?
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  Speaker 10: Boys, Yeah, I can't bumped into her.
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  Speaker 1: On the other side, you made national news.
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  Speaker 2: There was a key we wandering around inside your house.
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  Speaker 7: We don't get that in our place.
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  Speaker 2: No, she doesn't there either. You've actually got the news today,
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  Speaker 2: so really pretty excited. But well, what was the word
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  Speaker 2: that your your kids did?
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  Speaker 1: Roll?
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  Speaker 7: So it's my my younger brother miss pronounced my older
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  Speaker 7: brother's name.
• 15:13
  Speaker 10: And my older brother is.
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: Called Russell, but my younger brother used to call him asshole.
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: You know, you walk around the supermarket and he's shouting assole.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Thet's good. Don't know if Russell has turned into sure
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: he is that.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: I really appreciate you Call'll take one more on the stacey.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: The kid's mispronouncing what was it for you, mate?
• 15:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 15:41
  Speaker 13: Morning?
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: So my two year old couldn't pronounce the t H
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: sound or the sun. And one afternoon we were out
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: roses and afterwards he grabbed us, you know, all the stings,
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: waltzed into the house and pronounced, here are my horny dicks,
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: absolute stitches And we managed to catch it on video.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: So it's to be thorny stacks.
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: Was it thorns?
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: And you're like and we got it on videos that
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: johonaan Ben podcast.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Who can find my missing sock? Don't know where it's gone,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: much like everyone has around the country where the socks
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: that go missing, You just don't know where they are. Ye,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: wait and you keep the other one a lonely sock,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: hoping it will find its partner, but it doesn't always happen.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Really good tip.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: This morning before seven o'clock, someone flying through his name
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: as Ben as well. He said, check the back of
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: your washing machine. You can actually undo the panel the
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: back wall, and sometimes the socks.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Flip over the top during the spin cycle in a
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: spin cycle, so yes, they are eating your socks.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: They always He's found countless socks behind here, So there
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: could be a.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Place you could look tonight. Now that yesterday you told
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: me to retrace my steps over the last few months
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: have been away for work and stuff. So we rang
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Hotel christ so rang another one that had stayed at Totanger.
• 17:07
  Speaker 10: That's finny. If I found the socks, I will call
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: you straight away.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Do you do it as a favor?
• 17:13
  Speaker 10: Of course I can.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Can you say, Mamma Mia?
• 17:17
  Speaker 10: Of course I can, mamma.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Okay. And the second favorite was someone ever looked for
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: the sock?
• 17:24
  Speaker 10: If you come back, I promise you'll buy you one,
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: and I'll give you one.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I got a text after we made that
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: call yesterday to the question and tot Hunger. That was Danielle,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: and I got a text saying I tried to call
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: you back at the Hits number about the sock. And
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh hew, she found the sock. Is the
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: case about to be closed?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: A three?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: How are you doing it? It's John O beIN a
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: meighan from the That's radio station.
• 17:52
  Speaker 13: Very well, how are you?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: We're doing all right?
• 17:54
  Speaker 15: Now?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I missed a message from Danniella. Yes, they had a
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: wonderful conversation with Dannieller.
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: She's had phone calls and all sorts from some lady
• 18:02
  Speaker 10: in Gista.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: Not heard her on the.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Radio local superstar she is, we do.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: We just like to you know, and give people the opportunity,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: put them on the platform, you know, start a new career.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Who knows what could epen Now to daniel beautiful Italian voice.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: She's not working the other to day she's been snapped
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: up on a radio station somewhere.
• 18:23
  Speaker 14: Well, she is working today.
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: I can put her through you John, okay, okay, just
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: a Manu Hi, Daniela speaking.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Ll John and Megan from the hats How you're doing, How.
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: I can forget your voice?
• 18:42
  Speaker 14: We hear, hear.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: We've turned into a bit of a local celebrity there Daniella.
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: Oh well, this morning I received so many calls thanks
• 18:49
  Speaker 10: to you guys.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Let's go and mail.
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: I had a beautiful lady from Gisbourne driving a carriage.
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: She says, I made that day, and it says not,
• 18:56
  Speaker 10: Actually you made my day with this call. She was
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: so cute.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: You made you missaged me after our call and I couldn't.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It was from a number that was only four digits,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: so I couldn't message your back.
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: Oh sorry, that's our question number for messaging our customers.
• 19:14
  Speaker 10: That's why.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gotcha, says chow Being. This is Daniella from the Quist.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I try to call you back regarding the sock, but
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: you didn't answer Mom and me.
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: That's what you said, correct. I was just worried that
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: you're thinking that I was flirting with your back, so
• 19:27
  Speaker 10: I was war.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to clarify you're promiscuous.
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's just in case. You know, my husband could
• 19:37
  Speaker 10: listen to the radio station in case.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Do you know what? Do you know? What?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Heaven? We hung out from your knees like I reckon
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: choose hanging on there?
• 19:45
  Speaker 15: Here we go.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: No, I did not know. I didn't do you. You
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: promised me you'd never look for the sock in room
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: two one five? Now did you ever look at the
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: brown chair around there, around the floors, the bed.
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: I checked everywhere, and I even checked the footage, bend.
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: I'm really shocked with you because you're wearing white sox.
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: How come you're losing a black sock?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: There is a little bit of trigger there. I'm littlely confused.
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: I'm just Italian, Okay, she checked all the correct You're
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: wearing white sox all the time, and are you claiming
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: for a black one? What's wrong with you?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just going through all the places now. I don't
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: remember having them there. I just thought I was taking off,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: like crossing things off the list.
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: So it's not the hotel now, Sorry, I did my job,
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: probably I checked everywhere. I'm so sorry for your lucky
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: socks and no time. You're coming here and make sure
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: that I give you the my vi P upgraded okay,
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: and maybe couple of cold behind the fridge. Just good customers.
• 20:57
  Speaker 10: There is no match around and I'm trying to thank.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: You very much for checking for us, and we'll keep
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: looking for the sock.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: Thank you, guys, Thank you so much for making our
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: morning so pleasant.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Also, the hits that John and Ben podcast surprised me.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: That makes me so There's nothing makes more nervous than
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: when it's like a surprise. You've got good surprise. You
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: look through the window. You've got a young gen z
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: of filming you right now. But there's not a surprise. Now,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Welcome in our mystery guest.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Now, this is someone from your past, Ben boys, and
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: you can only ask them yes, or no questions. They've
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: got a paper bag on their head so they can't
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: actually open the door. Come on in, mystery guests, jump
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: up to the microphone. There and now being, this is
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: not a Dave Growl opportunity test situation. Okay, you can
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: get there. You can put your child for put payments
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: away for the time being.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I was about to give you my
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: double a bank account that details so you can ask
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: the mystery guest yes or no questions? Okay? Do we
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: used to go to school together? Mystery guest?
• 21:53
  Speaker 12: No?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're in a paper bag of the head.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Paper bag of the head is quite cleany, isn't it?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: The Gota E T shirt? Do we work together? Oh geez,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: they want something from you? Want something they want you know, they've.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Mentioned something you've owed to them for years.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I owe them? Yeah, but I owe someone? Oh geez,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know what what do I owe someone?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: If I could refresh your memory, this is just the
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: last experience you've had with this particular person only last week.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Here we go the DVD. I was thinking about that.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking about that, and I said, yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, I can get you something better than that,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and then I was like, oh, we never even follow
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: through Nice's head on.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: He's a huge fan and he's always wanted to get
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: because being used to host a show called Pop Sport.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: He's got the DVD. He's always wanted to get a sign. Tyler.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: We've spoken many times over the years. Yeah, yes, I
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: remember you. You were running you're getting like items from
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: TV shows over the years and running some sort of
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: museum type situation. Yes, yeah, and you want a signed
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Pole Sport DVD for your TV museum.
• 23:03
  Speaker 15: Yeah, well I've actually got Oh, he's.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Got all all there.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You were the one person that bought three comedies, so
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: he's getting it a sign for What other crazy stuff
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: have you got at this TV museum of yours?
• 23:14
  Speaker 15: The Seven Days set, the seat seven Days, Yeah, the
• 23:17
  Speaker 15: original set.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I've got What else?
• 23:20
  Speaker 15: Have I got stuff from? Like you know Close Won
• 23:24
  Speaker 15: by Rys Darby, take Away to Roberts Niro, Zach Efron.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: You've got Robert Niro's clothes, Yeah, fronts clothes.
• 23:33
  Speaker 15: I've got about that, Zach. I've got a shirt that
• 23:38
  Speaker 15: Robert Nio wore in Duddy Grandpa. Yeah, I've got a
• 23:42
  Speaker 15: whole bunch of stuff.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: You've got three, which feels like it shouldn't be part
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: of that connection. I was gonna say, I've got a
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: lot of stuff in my garage I could give you
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: from Pop, but I'm like, why, why would you anyone
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: want that?
• 23:53
  Speaker 15: I've actually also got some stuff from Johnoan Bennett ten
• 23:56
  Speaker 15: A couple of dresses you guys wore. It was a
• 24:00
  Speaker 15: black and a yellow dresser. I think you guys were
• 24:03
  Speaker 15: on a promo back in the day. It was a
• 24:04
  Speaker 15: different time.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: What we've got some I have got a ship. We've
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: got a lot of running year with John and being
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: written on the back of it. We still lot skits
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: out about. Would you like some of that? Yeah? Yeah,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Well you'll actually follow through. I'll get your address and
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: we'll do that. Well, I heard you still have the cow?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Do you have the cow? Yeah? From the cow giving
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: the cow? Falling apart a little bit. That was when
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I snug some beer into a stadium with and that's
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: falling apart. That had a hard life. That count Tyler.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Thanks for coming a good kissing dude. I was actually
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: just thinking about Tyler the last couple days. But another
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: one of those things you said on the radio and
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: you never follow through with well, now we get to
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: follow through.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcasts a sock.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: So we thought we checked out a private investigator.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we got a hold of Julia Hartley Moore,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: who more focuses on infidelity and relationships. Good morning, good morning, lovely,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: to have you lovely to hear adults at tones again?
• 24:56
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 24:56
  Speaker 14: Please?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Have you missed us? So you've been privately investigating on
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: the side.
• 25:00
  Speaker 14: I'm always investigating you guys.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: You know that you found.
• 25:07
  Speaker 14: A whole pile of sock if.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: You found my sock, Julia, because you know we've got
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: touch with you, like, look for my sock? Have you
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: found it?
• 25:14
  Speaker 14: I found more than your sock?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Ah got some dirty laundry. He What is the main
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: reason why people get in touch with you? Let's put
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: socks aside for the moment. What's the main reason people
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: get in touch with you?
• 25:27
  Speaker 14: Because they know something's wrong, They feel it with every
• 25:30
  Speaker 14: sense of their body, no matter what it is, and
• 25:33
  Speaker 14: they just want someone to confirm.
• 25:35
  Speaker 13: It for them.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: What percentage of people who come to you with an
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: inkling are actually correct?
• 25:42
  Speaker 14: Pretty much ninety nine percent?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 25:45
  Speaker 14: The reason probably we tend to talk about men more
• 25:49
  Speaker 14: or people assume men play around more, which they don't.
• 25:53
  Speaker 14: Women play around just as much. Men, Oh look, you're
• 25:57
  Speaker 14: onto it, and guys just they they are the ones
• 26:02
  Speaker 14: that don't have a plan and they get that's why
• 26:04
  Speaker 14: they get caught, whereas women tend not to get caughked
• 26:08
  Speaker 14: the problems.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: We're dealing with the smartest species and we cannot compete.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Do you know what.
• 26:12
  Speaker 14: I'd like that to go on record, because that is
• 26:15
  Speaker 14: actually the truth. And I think as time goes on,
• 26:18
  Speaker 14: more people will really realize that. And I'm not and
• 26:20
  Speaker 14: I'm not being disparaging or it is just a fact
• 26:23
  Speaker 14: of the difference is between the sexes, that's all.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: What what is then?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: You know you've caught so many cheatahs over the years.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: What is the common the common theme, the common reason
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: that people stray from the relationship.
• 26:35
  Speaker 14: It's I think it's in your DNA because often and
• 26:38
  Speaker 14: the way you say, I have been doing this, I
• 26:41
  Speaker 14: run the company, My investigators are out there doing the catching.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: You don't get your hands dirty.
• 26:46
  Speaker 14: I'm not silly, but I think what it is we
• 26:49
  Speaker 14: find it's I think it's more in your DNA. A
• 26:52
  Speaker 14: But like people like Tiger Woods, so I have clients
• 26:55
  Speaker 14: that repeat clients and they they might have started I've
• 26:59
  Speaker 14: been doing this for thirty years now, so they may
• 27:01
  Speaker 14: have started off in their thirties coming to me, but
• 27:04
  Speaker 14: still dealing with the same thing thirty years later. And
• 27:07
  Speaker 14: what we find as people get older, if you put
• 27:10
  Speaker 14: up with this, and you continually put up with it,
• 27:12
  Speaker 14: and you try and forgive and make it work, your
• 27:15
  Speaker 14: partner knows he can get away with it. Usually at
• 27:18
  Speaker 14: the end they do leave you for the love of
• 27:21
  Speaker 14: one of their flings. They actually do leave you.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: What do you think about the old adage, once to cheat,
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: it always a cheatah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 14: I think cheetahs can change their spots because but it
• 27:30
  Speaker 14: comes down to something really simple. You know, we do
• 27:33
  Speaker 14: a lot of Christmas parties and you see some odd
• 27:35
  Speaker 14: stuff going on.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Awkward conversation, not knowing how you mean to talk to
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: your boss, that sort of stuff.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Probably more on than that, but that's right, that's slightly hot.
• 27:46
  Speaker 14: And the thing is it's you know, we had one
• 27:48
  Speaker 14: guy that did do something that he shouldn't have. But
• 27:51
  Speaker 14: what I thought was so good about him? Has he
• 27:53
  Speaker 14: actually fesceed up to his wife and he said, I
• 27:56
  Speaker 14: totally screwed up, And he told her Now that marriage
• 28:00
  Speaker 14: survived and that marriage is fine, it's really good. It
• 28:03
  Speaker 14: actually got stronger because he fessed up. She didn't have
• 28:07
  Speaker 14: to find out, she didn't have to plead with him
• 28:10
  Speaker 14: to go to counseling. He made all the changes himself.
• 28:13
  Speaker 14: And that's where you know you have got someone who
• 28:16
  Speaker 14: is going to work it out and not do it again.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: So you've got people obviously that work for you, finding
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: evidence and stuff. What's one thing one sure fire signed
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: someone's straying?
• 28:26
  Speaker 14: Umm, I was going to say, taking your phone into
• 28:31
  Speaker 14: the toilet, taking your phone everywhere you go, not allowing
• 28:34
  Speaker 14: you've been super protective of your phone, or deleting, deleting, deleting.
• 28:38
  Speaker 14: You know, that's pretty much because hey, look the old adage.
• 28:41
  Speaker 14: Have you've got nothing to hide? You hide nothing great.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Editge What if I'm planning a surprise party or something
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: like that. Oh, this Dick's coming through, what if that's
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 28:50
  Speaker 14: But you know what the thing is, You know when
• 28:53
  Speaker 14: there's something right and something wrong. You know, when there's
• 28:56
  Speaker 14: something wrong in your marriage or in your relationship, you
• 28:58
  Speaker 14: instinctively feel it and you just but you'll keep trying
• 29:02
  Speaker 14: to deny it and trying to justify it.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: And do people go to extreme links to hired affairs
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: women do?
• 29:10
  Speaker 14: I think they kind of women just you always usually
• 29:12
  Speaker 14: get the help of a girlfriend and that's a great
• 29:15
  Speaker 14: cover because you know, the girl's night out or the
• 29:17
  Speaker 14: girls going away to the batch, or the girls are
• 29:20
  Speaker 14: doing this and it's not the girls at all, it's
• 29:22
  Speaker 14: only one only one girl.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Really, so the girls week in we need to be
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I'm more suspicious of you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 14: Know, as a woman that we have great friendships, deep
• 29:33
  Speaker 14: friendships with our friends.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: I've got to bury my body friend a friend that's
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: going to help me bury your body if I need
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: to one day.
• 29:39
  Speaker 14: Well, a, we all have those friends.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, we do. Yeah, And she told us that the
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: first day she was working with us too. It's kind
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: of put us off a little bit. But anyway, so
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: we might be hiring your services.
• 29:50
  Speaker 14: Well, my husband keeps wondering why the these humps in
• 29:53
  Speaker 14: our gardens odd and I have been married four.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Times trying to mow the lawn. Private investigator, thank you
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: so much for your time but answering our questions. We
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: really do appreciate it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 14: You guys are welcome.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: We'll have more with actually, Julia Hartley more on our
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: special podcast will put out later today too, if you
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: want to check that out.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I'll find out why a man was going to the
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: bush and walking twenty minutes.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: He wasn't having an a fear, No, he wasn't. Actually
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: it's on the Hats Breakfast, a special podcast later today, the.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Hits that johonaan Ben podcast.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And now I lost the sock and I was bagging
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: on about it. We all lose socks from time to time.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Hope we keep the one, the single discarded sock that
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: we hope to find the peer And I told you
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: guys about this, and we've gone on a bit of
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: a search for a missing sock. Put up street posters,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: We've talked about it many times on the radio, put
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: it on social media, put notices up at supermarkets, that
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: sort of thing. Phones retrace your steps, the steps you
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: took in those very socks. Yeah, I still haven't found it.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: So have you ever to be a matching sock for
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: the It's kind of black with a full leaf clover.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is quite niche. You don't even know where
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: you got it from.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: No idea. It's been with me for some time, but
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: now I've only got one of them, and your wife
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: has given you till the end of this week a deadline,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: the d day to find a matching sock. Otherwise that
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: one's going in the bin and that's the end of it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: But I feel like as soon as you throw in
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: the bin, you'll find the other thing.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the same you hold on for hope.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: It's got in my bag. I'm taking it around with
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: me everywhere. Now that's not at home.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Well, it really has captured the imaginations and at tension
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: of alter and many people texting through with theories as
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: to where the sock could be. Ben joins us on
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: The New Zealand's Breakfast this morning, Morning, and good morning, Ben.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: Good morning, good morning, how are you great to have
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: you on?
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Look, the nation is behind this, the Search and Rescue
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Mission even coming in with some advice for places for
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: you to look.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now been here as a suggestion.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: So in the washing machine, you can always sort of
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: spin to the back of the washing machine, either take
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: the back off or the bottom tree and when the
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: spin cycle goes socks and small little garments can actually
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: pop over the edge and actually fall down onto the
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: bottom of the washing machine to be seen again. So
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: you can sort of take the back off and have
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: a look at there, because that's where I tend to
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: find most of mine.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Is that where they're all going because we always joke
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: that they're being eaten by the washing machine, but they
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: literally are.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: So normally, if you've got like sort of like a
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: top load of machine here, there's a small little gap
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: that when it spins, they sort of because they like,
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: they sort of fly over the top and you're none
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: the wiser.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: That's you've solved this mystery that has gone on for
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: hundreds of years, even before they had washing machines.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Most of the socks I'm missing are my daughters, so
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: just little little ones, so they probably have flown.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Over the top very much.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: So you'll probably open up and having your wardrobe a soft.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna have a look tonight and then yeah,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: how many of you found back there?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Ben?
• 32:44
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Far too many of the account really, so do you Yeah?
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Do you actually have to pull the washing machine out
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: and go to.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: The back of it?
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So you just pulled the machine out and then
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: there's a few screws on the back that has a
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: panel on the back of the machine and you can
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: sort of just all their back a little bit and
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: then just down the bottom. This is a nice little collection.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you're going to have to get Amanda, your
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: wife to help you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 13: Ben.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's not something like it there. You're right, she's
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: more practical than me being so that's why that's what's
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: going to happen. So that'll be based around her availability.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I say, I'll have a long to night, but I'll
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: see what she's now. Check your schedule.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Good on.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: You've being really appreciate you, You're getting.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: In touch, No worries.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, next the heats that Jonathan Ben podcast.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Naomi Osaka can friend to play at the ASP Classic,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: which is pretty cool next year in Auckland. All the
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: details at hit stock coded and yet if you want
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: some tickets but a great name. She's won all the
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: big the US Open, the Wimbledon, my number one. Took
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: some time out had a baby and also for mental
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: health reasons as well, took some time out of tennis.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: But it's awesome to see her back and amazing that
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: she's going to be in New Zealand. The Williams sisters
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: have played there, haven't they. Yeah they have. Yeah, you golf.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I saw her play last year, which was incredible. She's
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: now is she number one now? I don't know if
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: she's currently number one, but she has been number one.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Good for you to get across the women. So w
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: t A. I'm not quite have to speak with that,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: but hey, you.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Know, uh so escalators. You know they've been around for
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: years decades, haven't they? Escalators and you know, generally quite useful.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Although I feel like as children, the fear of God
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: has put in you in regards to the escalator, Like
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: your parents like, what do you you know your shoelacers
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: get caught, children get sucked under in the You're actually
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: riding an escalator made up of discarded children that have
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: made mistakes on escalators, you know.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: And hygien reasons. Everyone's like, don't touch the things.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pictrified of the escalator, stilled of them.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: I had my shoelace. It didn't happen to be as
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: a kid, the shoelace there, and it is very hard
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: to get your shoe out. I had to take a
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: shoe off. People were almost like it was like a
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: pile up on the moor because you're stuck. You're stuck.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: You can't actually, yeah, my shoe off and mode. Yeah,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: did you get the emerge? He stopped. No, I didn't
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: do that, but I kind of pulled my shoelace out
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: and that was kind of a bit wrapped. But yeah,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: that was a little bit traumatic. I mean, it wasn't
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: like anyone hit you with any four story and I
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: think everyone could kind of walk around you. But it
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: was quite slow moving, but it was still a bit panicky.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Well nowadays too, the escalator technology is really escalated. To
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: use a pun, it can sometimes if no one's on it,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: it's just running very slow, but then as soon as
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: you hop on it at speeds up. Have you noticed
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: how I'm gathering to conserve indergy power whatever. So that
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: threw me yesterday because I did hop on one going down.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: It wasn't yes as the day before.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter who kids, I like to effectually correct
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: the story. Monday, It was not the day before. It
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: was four days yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: So but I was going down and I went, oh, oh,
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I don't need to go down. So I did the
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: fatal mistake of trying to turn around and climb back
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: up as it's retracting down and there was people behind me,
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: and I can tell you like, what are you doing?
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: And I'm trying to panic and you and you lose
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: your speed and it's kind of very cartoonist road runners.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: And then when I thought about it, because I didn't
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: finally get to the top and a fluster, I was like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I could have just ridden it down.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, take one back out. How much more than it
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: adds you today? Not much? And I can tell the
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: people coming down with.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: It's like you can't right beside it.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: That goes up again, Tom cruise impossible. I'll tell you what.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: It's quite all good on escalators. I know if you
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: have taken a trolley on one. I did that lock
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: and the lock, which is great for safety, but they
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: just lot and they go slow. When you're in the
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: middle person with the trolley, you're like, oh god, and
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: anyone just wants to get around here. You can't go
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: any faster. You're like, I'm sorry, I can't. You know,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: you need to lock it kind of to the side.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: But I was hard. I was in the middle one again,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: and then once is lock, I was like, I can't
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: do anything about this. Holding up. Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Friend of the Show and sex Sexy tells a great
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: story about Nelly when they signed to a record label.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Sixty signed to the Los Angeles and they were like, oh,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: someone the record labels, Oh, someone might come around and
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: watch the game with you. Later on that night, they
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: had an apartment there and these two guys sort of
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: turned up. They're like, hey, you must be the guys,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: come on in, and they sort of just walked around
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: the place, checked it out, checked all the people out,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: and so hold on whose apartment was it? Six sixty?
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: They were like yeah, and they were like, oh, like
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: two guys might come around.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: They say the guy a guy might come around and
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: someone come and watch the game with you the record company,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: who know. And then apparently two guys turned up and
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: they're like, oh, these must be the guys. Come on
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: and they just sort of walked around and looked at
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: the place and then they left. They're like, that's weird.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: And then like thirty seconds later, Nelly walked in the
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: door and those two guys waited in the car the
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: whole time. For now they watched the game, watched the game,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: and now he came and watched the game, hung out
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: with They really want to watch football with people he
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: didn't know. Well, yeah, I think the same record label.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: So it was probably like, hey, you guys get together,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: we'll get somebody. Yeah, And it was a bit of
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: a surprise. I think the manager knew that Nelly was
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: coming around, but the banded we go by himself, well yeah, yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: it's cam In by himself apparently.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and by himself to go hang out and watch
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: a game with a band from New Zealand.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: You didn't, I am they could have got the two
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: guys that apparently came and checked out the place and
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: they just waited in the way of the car. They're like, yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: well good mate, you're good. These guys they want to
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: watch the apparently not they said what they talked to
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Nellie about. I don't know what to be like. I
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: guess game stuff. You know, if you're doing great, if
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: you do want to take a ride with nell He's
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: gonna make your way for the watch football.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: The Heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Listen, I've been replaced by the Hollywood celebrity in my
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: own family tree. Now it does Malori language week, isn't it?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Two Wiki Today of Mardi and it's school Poppy Now
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: they were given a school project of doing a family tree,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: but then referencing all the members of the final and
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: today and Mary and I don't know why, but I
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: have a beef with Maori language week and it's not
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: like a caller.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: And you talk to.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately they're still around.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: My beef is a little a little different. Is because
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: this family tree, for whatever reason, only includes famous people. Okay,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: now I've been, I've been, be Spop Poppy. Your daughter,
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: she's just chosen that. She's just like a new family,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: new family family and listen, I can't argue with there
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: is it's a bit of family to me than I
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: could do. So her granddad Jack Black grand Co Jack Blackku,
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: her grandmother who's married to Jack Black Co Madayah Tuckle
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Mariah Carey, so that they they were one side of
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: the of the family Grandma. Now on the other side
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: of the family tree, her grandmother is nik Nicki nick
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: grandma and grandma.
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Now she's married to Adam Adam Sandler. So Adam Sandler
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: and Nicki minaj.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Of somehow interesting couple. Yeah yeah, no, we fall down
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: the tree. We go down the tree.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Now her new father and I can't argue this standing
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: in front of a big stack of pancakes is Dwayne
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: the Rock Johnson. So the timeline doesn't quite steck up
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: for Jack Black.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Being doing there. Yeah, probably very similar in a probably
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: only a couple of years different.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Everyone in your life would sub you out for doing
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: the Rock Johnson, even he'd sub you outpost.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: And I would happily sit on the bench for doing
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: the Rock. You take this Jack back three years older
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: than the Rocks at the time. It does definitely doesn't work.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: But then the child of Nicki naj and Adam Sandler,
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: which is her new mother, Zendaya extra extra Zenda, So
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: the Rock is married to Zendaya.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's problematic for the Rock does
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: sound a little problematic.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: It's probably not as problematic as Anthony Keatas's relationship, but yeah,
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: there are But then you know, then then we get
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: down to the family, the brothers and sisters. You've got
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: You've got Harry Styles there, Maddie Maddi from Dance Mums,
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: who I think was an to see his music video. Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeahigler,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah gotcha. Olivia Rodriguez made the cup and also be
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: great if you can pick your right hell family like
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: that Sabrina Carpenter. There got your brother Harry Styles as well.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: So that's the lineup. That's the new prior Fino family
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: tree there.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: It's great. It's a good family.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: It's great, like a fantastic If you could pick a family,
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't get a better You're right, Jean, the gene
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Paul has been very.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Kind to that family.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: The Hets the Jonaan Ben podcast.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Rambos In Pirate Ship a new version coming back next year.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Very excited about this and joining us right now. The
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: rambos In CEO Susan Moody, dude, it's all you need
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: to do, Susan isn't and you know what you're talking
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: to it all right, very exciting news. Rainbows in bringing
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: back the iconic pirate ship a new version. Like the
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: America's Cup. They always update their boats. We'll ena doing
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: the same.
• 42:04
  Speaker 13: This one doesn't have foils. But yeah, we're so pumped.
• 42:08
  Speaker 13: Oh what a time to be alive. The super excited
• 42:13
  Speaker 13: and just feel really privileged to be working on it,
• 42:15
  Speaker 13: to be honest.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: So the original the og Pirate Ship was around for
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Colose for forty years?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 42:21
  Speaker 13: Yeah, she's here. She hit thirty seven and then she
• 42:24
  Speaker 13: was getting a little bit tired, getting a little bit
• 42:27
  Speaker 13: harder to maintain, and we made this very discicult decision
• 42:30
  Speaker 13: to take her out. People have just been asking pretty
• 42:35
  Speaker 13: much every day since she left, when she's coming back,
• 42:39
  Speaker 13: and if we can bring her.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Back the new one.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Does it look the same as old Gerty I've just
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: named her, or is it like a fancy new model.
• 42:48
  Speaker 13: It's a fancy new model.
• 42:50
  Speaker 10: Look, if you love the old.
• 42:52
  Speaker 13: Ship, you're gonna love this one. She's a beauty, so
• 42:55
  Speaker 13: she's she's got the classic elements of a pirate ship.
• 42:57
  Speaker 13: She's sales the crows. Now, she's got some beautiful clothing
• 43:01
  Speaker 13: and has all the authentic features of a of a
• 43:04
  Speaker 13: pirate ship under sail. So I think the guests are
• 43:08
  Speaker 13: really going to love this one.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Did you think about potentially checking in the old discarded
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: into islander in there? They're going to save this of course,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: not safe for the ocean.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: That's this one manufactured started to be built in Germany.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 43:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's right. So look, when we decided to bring
• 43:30
  Speaker 13: her back, we did a full market investigation about how
• 43:32
  Speaker 13: do we do it, and how do we do it
• 43:34
  Speaker 13: this time? So that she's here for decades and we
• 43:36
  Speaker 13: can keep her going to a high standard German engineering.
• 43:39
  Speaker 10: Man, you can't.
• 43:39
  Speaker 13: You can't beat it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Precision got the precision now last time it actually with
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: the final stages of the old Pirate Ship. Both Megan
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: and and us we wrote it for the final time. However,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: can I play you this audio.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Again again? We had a lot of dream to write
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: it for the entire last day. We got there first
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: on the first ride, We're going to ride it all day,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: and I think it was about five minutes into it,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: maybe two or three rides, and John is like, I
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: can't do this anymore. I'm getting motion sickness.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't usually associate that with the gentle pirate Ship ride.
• 44:17
  Speaker 13: It's a brave person that wants to sit on that
• 44:19
  Speaker 13: ride all day. I tell you, it's the most She
• 44:22
  Speaker 13: was notorious with being the most thrown up on ride.
• 44:24
  Speaker 13: And my recommendation to people is right it in the morning,
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: bef we've eaten three hot dogs.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, well we did write it in the morning for
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the timing is of the new
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Pirate Ship, but we'd love to and you we can
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: talk about this more. Be the first people on there,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe bring a couple of hits. Listens and John, I
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: can ride it for some redemption. See how long it
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: can last.
• 44:46
  Speaker 13: Oh, look, we would love that. We'd love to welcome
• 44:48
  Speaker 13: you back, and we'll definitely keep in touch and you're
• 44:51
  Speaker 13: more than welcome to be the first riders on the ship.
• 44:54
  Speaker 13: And in preparation, one of the requirements this time was
• 44:56
  Speaker 13: to make sure they were a really good drain hold
• 44:58
  Speaker 13: on the ship, wash it down, you could help us.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Do you have a name for the ship, because I
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: know people love coming up with our boat names as well.
• 45:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, the ship is called Pacifica and we thought long
• 45:12
  Speaker 13: and hard about it, and that's the last ocean she's
• 45:14
  Speaker 13: sailing through to get home.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: So Ben was going to come up with a dumb name,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: and now we've gone, Oh that's resually, really nice and heartfelt.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was going to like nickname because she's German felt.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Boat face is another one, right with those ones. Thank
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: you so much for coming on this morning.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Appreciate your time, and good luck, good luck getting that
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: ship over here.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, thanks so much. Have a great day, guys.