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284: George Wendt and Random Celebrity Body Parts · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Sal Sparks from the Magnum Opus, Dude,
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  Speaker 3: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 3: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
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  Speaker 3: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
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  Speaker 3: far less offensive.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, maybe.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: That having been said on with the show our.
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  Speaker 6: Nuclear reactor pumping out 1 million kilowatts.
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  Speaker 5: Of power.
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  Speaker 2: May the wind always be at your back and the
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  Speaker 2: sun upon your face.
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  Speaker 1: And may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to
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  Speaker 1: dance with the stars.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers, Georgie.
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  Speaker 1: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Ken.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Christian.
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  Speaker 1: And we are coming to you live via digital recording
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  Speaker 1: from Fandom Fest here in somewhat partly cloudy Louisville.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw a biplane go by.
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  Speaker 5: I saw it too.
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 5: I will vouch for your plane sighting.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Red Baron.
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  Speaker 5: There's Snoopy on it. Dude, I am hungry. I ain't
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  Speaker 5: even gonna lie.
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  Speaker 1: We are sitting right up here at the window out
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  Speaker 1: by the street and looking up at the buildings here.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: And we're also sitting at a haunted table.
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  Speaker 5: Table's jacked. Woo, it's haunted.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: The home table's levitating like we're at some sort of
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  Speaker 1: seance or something.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, there's like one screw holding this thing up and
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: it's bent. I don't get it. How can you serve
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: people and know that this is happening?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how it's doing.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Game of skill and chance. Alright, so we're doing our
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: rundown of Fandom Fest and our other geek activities. So
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: do you want to start with the event here? How
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  Speaker 1: has your weekend been, Misty?
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  Speaker 5: I'm tired. I got to see Carl Urban's belly button.
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  Speaker 5: That's probably the highlight of the entire weekend.
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  Speaker 1: And your leg?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. It was kind of furry. And you
• 2:48
  Speaker 5: know how I feel about body hair. It kind of
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  Speaker 5: creeps me out.
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  Speaker 1: You want to shave him down?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe wax. That would be a little bit more fun,
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  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 1: For you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Pull that shit off there. Good times.
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  Speaker 2: Damn it, Misty.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking A. Too hot to handle.
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  Speaker 1: If no one's following you on Facebook, I guess you
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  Speaker 1: should clue them in as to your photo op.
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  Speaker 5: I got Carl Urban's autograph, which I was super excited about,
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  Speaker 5: so I wanted him to say, Damn it, Misty! And
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  Speaker 5: he seemed confused by how to spell damn it.
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  Speaker 1: He's very special, that Carl Urban.
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  Speaker 5: He paused after the M. I couldn't tell if he
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  Speaker 5: was trying to debate on what was damn it, like
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  Speaker 5: two words, or like damn it, one word, D-A-M-M-I-T. It
• 3:37
  Speaker 5: seemed like a whim, which more thought into it. He
• 3:39
  Speaker 5: just had to stop, and there was a good 10-second
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  Speaker 5: pause of, holy shit, what do I do now?
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: You're in headlines.
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  Speaker 5: He totally stopped. And then I guess he finally solved
• 3:50
  Speaker 5: the problem in his head and he finished writing it.
• 3:52
  Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, that's all I got. And
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  Speaker 5: then he's like, I thought, I want to write some more.
• 3:59
  Speaker 5: And he wrote, too hot to handle on it. Okay.
• 4:03
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to argue. But two, the first two
• 4:09
  Speaker 5: should have been two O's. And it was 1-0. And
• 4:13
  Speaker 5: I was like, damn it, Carl. And then.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: I've been doing that all weekend.
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  Speaker 7: Damn it, Carl.
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  Speaker 5: Carl. I finally got caught up on The Walking Dead
• 4:22
  Speaker 5: because I am like way on the cutting edge of
• 4:24
  Speaker 5: all entertainment because that was like months ago. And I
• 4:27
  Speaker 5: just finally got caught up.
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: Almost time for the new season.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect timing.
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  Speaker 5: I know, right? So it's like, Carl.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: It's like, Carl.
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  Speaker 2: Carl.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta sound more grizzled. Carl! You gotta sound more immeasurable.
• 4:41
  Speaker 5: That isn't words. You gotta sound like somebody's jabbing a
• 4:44
  Speaker 5: stick into your side. Carl!
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: He's got a rough time. What's his face?
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: Rick.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: There you go. Rick's having a rough life. Cut him
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  Speaker 1: some slack, man.
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  Speaker 5: Can't cut him too much slack. His wife would have
• 4:58
  Speaker 5: a fantastic ass.
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  Speaker 1: In the real world. On the show, I didn't notice
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: so much, but when we were here for another event recently.
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  Speaker 1: We noticed... Anyway, go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: That ass is like... It's good. I'm not even gonna lie.
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  Speaker 5: I took a picture. I took pictures of it. I
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  Speaker 5: posted it online. I ain't... I did. I need to
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  Speaker 5: look that up.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: I do her by name again so she gets full
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  Speaker 1: credit for that ass.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: Lori?
• 5:20
  Speaker 5: What's her real name? Does it matter? Lori? That's all
• 5:24
  Speaker 5: I know. Hold on. Sarah Wayne Cayley's. Pulled that out
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  Speaker 5: of my ass. Didn't see that coming, did you?
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  Speaker 2: You....
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make an ass tie in here, but
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: I don't think I want to, really.
• 5:37
  Speaker 5: It's for the best that you don't. But, yes, I
• 5:39
  Speaker 5: got to see Carl Urban's belly button because he yawned,
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  Speaker 5: and I wanted to poke it, but I was too
• 5:43
  Speaker 5: far away, and I kind of wondered if he would
• 5:44
  Speaker 5: make the sound of the Pillsbury Doughboy. But then I'm like,
• 5:48
  Speaker 5: he's from New Zealand. Do they have a Pillsbury Doughboy
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  Speaker 5: in New Zealand?
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  Speaker 1: I would think. They're pretty widespread. Somebody, if not, start
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  Speaker 1: shipping that stuff over there. That stuff's good.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I would assume they would have some equivalent
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  Speaker 5: of it, you know. I don't know what they have
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  Speaker 5: in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 1: Koala dough boy.
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  Speaker 5: That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: G'day. G'day. Make some biscuits.
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  Speaker 6: Since Carl Urban's from New Zealand, I bet if you
• 6:12
  Speaker 6: just went up to him and koala'd him, climbed on
• 6:15
  Speaker 6: him like a koala, he'd probably feel at home.
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  Speaker 5: He felt kind of petite. I might crush him if
• 6:19
  Speaker 5: I did that.
• 6:20
  Speaker 6: Maybe he could koala you.
• 6:21
  Speaker 5: That would be awesome. I would be down with that.
• 6:23
  Speaker 5: I would be totally okay with that happening. Anytime. Ever.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: Koala for the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: I would adopt Carl Urban is my koala.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: Because that is an option.
• 6:36
  Speaker 5: Can we start a service for that? Because I would
• 6:39
  Speaker 5: pay good money.
• 6:39
  Speaker 6: Talk to LeVar Burton and get a Kickstarter fund going
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  Speaker 6: for that.
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  Speaker 5: That would be amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Because he's really good at raising money.
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  Speaker 1: Where's our Kickstarter, LeVar? I don't know. Get that barrette
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  Speaker 1: off your eyes and start working for us here, damn it.
• 6:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I tried to talk to him a little bit,
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  Speaker 6: but he was just all about the fist bumping for Ebola.
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: Lord, I guess we better go into that because we've
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: turned it into a different thing. I mean, I think
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: it's like a new charity I'm starting, fist bumping for Ebola.
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  Speaker 1: And like, we really need to get this Ebola thing going.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's taken too long. We got to get
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  Speaker 1: our funding behind it so we can really start wiping
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: out huge parts of humanity.
• 7:15
  Speaker 5: I think a lot of people I could probably get
• 7:17
  Speaker 5: rid of and be okay with. That guy from Creed, Nickelback.
• 7:21
  Speaker 5: The entire band.
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: How come they're still around? We lose good musicians, but
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: we've got those guys still hanging in there.
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  Speaker 5: How the fuck did the guy from Nickelback afford to
• 7:28
  Speaker 5: buy fucking Avril Lavigne? Fucking jack up to Avril Lavigne.
• 7:33
  Speaker 5: Avril Lavigne. That's her new name.
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: That's where I shop for clothes. Avril Lavigne.
• 7:38
  Speaker 5: Order a 17-carat diamond ring. Was it 17 or 7?
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: 17.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: 17?
• 7:40
  Speaker 5: It was this big. Where did he get that?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Why are you questioning that? Do you not know the
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: amount of sales that that band has? Americans and the
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: world over are dumb when it comes to music because
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: they have made billions of dollars, I'm sure, for somebody.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody hates them, though.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't... Okay, never mind. They do, but
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: then look at the sales for it. I mean, isn't
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: that usually how that stuff works? Like, everybody hates the
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  Speaker 1: most popular thing, so there's a big loophole there. I
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  Speaker 1: never understand how that works.
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: Wait, so the guy from Nickel Creek is marrying... Nickelback. Sorry, Nickelback.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: is marrying Advil Levine.
• 8:21
  Speaker 5: This is their one-year anniversary.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Advil Levine?
• 8:25
  Speaker 5: Advil Levine. They've been married for a year. That was
• 8:28
  Speaker 5: her one-year anniversary present.
• 8:29
  Speaker 6: Chad Kroger.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: Ah, Kroger.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was going to make a Kroger reference.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: Making fun of Chad is just too easy, really.
• 8:40
  Speaker 6: He's a Chad.
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  Speaker 2: Hanging Chad. I really had no idea that that was
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: a thing. Yeah, it does seem like a super suck.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: An odd match.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: I'll form the head, you know? It's like, Canada's worst nightmare.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Now our worst nightmare, in my opinion.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: That was Dave Coulier.
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  Speaker 6: I thought Justin Bieber was.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you could add him as an arm or a
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  Speaker 2: leg or an ass.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: He's an ass already. He's an ass.
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, you get like, you know, Bryan
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  Speaker 2: Adams and.
• 9:13
  Speaker 5: Alanis Morissette.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: Art Alanis is okay. Ryan Adams, I musically had no
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: problem with him back in the day, and then every
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: interview I've seen or read of him, he seems like
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: such a douchebag.
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretentious, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretentious.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we know.
• 9:31
  Speaker 5: It's okay. I don't even care. Damn it, Missy. I know, right?
• 9:34
  Speaker 5: Damn it, Carl.
• 9:37
  Speaker 8: Carl?
• 9:37
  Speaker 5: We're at the convention, so it's like Carl from Walking
• 9:41
  Speaker 5: Dead is at the other end of the room, so
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: I'm like, if I stand in the middle and yell,
• 9:44
  Speaker 5: damn it, Carl, really loud, which one will look first?
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: That's a good game.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: I would say the kid probably ignores everyone saying it
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: now because he gets it so much.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. If I yell it at a loud
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  Speaker 5: enough volume, I might catch him off guard. We're used
• 9:57
  Speaker 5: to the low, mumbling, damn it, Carl. If I get
• 10:01
  Speaker 5: like a high decibel, maybe like a high-pitched squeal, damn it, Carl.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not even going to do it in here.
• 10:05
  Speaker 5: I would probably break something. But like a damn it, Carl,
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: like really loud and just, yeah.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: He's Chandler, right?
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, Chandler Riggs.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Does he get damn it, Chandlers? That doesn't really work
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: the same, does it?
• 10:17
  Speaker 5: I think Chandler is the guy from Friends.
• 10:20
  Speaker 6: I wonder if he's named after the guy from Friends.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: I just not thought about that.
• 10:23
  Speaker 6: He's young enough.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: He is.
• 10:24
  Speaker 6: I bet his mother was really mean to him and
• 10:28
  Speaker 6: named him after Chandler Bing.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: He was almost Chandler Bong. Oh, my God. Chandler Bing.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: Chandler Bong. Exactly.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: So, what else have we done today?
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: I got my picture taken with several fake Lokis. That
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: was pretty exciting.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: That is one of your favorite pastimes.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 10:46
  Speaker 5: I love getting my picture taken with fake Lokis. Even
• 10:49
  Speaker 5: cardboard ones, I don't even care.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: It's true. I have seen those shots. Yeah.
• 10:54
  Speaker 5: Whatever Loki I can get, I'm all up on it.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Now that I think about it, I've taken some of
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: those shots.
• 10:57
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah. Shit. I love me some Loki. One-dimensional, two-dimensional,
• 11:03
  Speaker 5: I don't even care. Four-dimensional.
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: Four-dimensional.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: Is he ever going to get his own Loki spinoff movie?
• 11:09
  Speaker 5: I hope so. I've heard rumor at some point that
• 11:12
  Speaker 5: there was supposed to be one, and I would watch
• 11:14
  Speaker 5: the hell out of that movie. I'm not even going
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: to lie.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: The Marvel Universe is out of control. They could probably
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: support it at this point.
• 11:20
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah. I mean, especially for Loki. The fangirls go
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: nuts over that shit.
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from.
• 11:25
  Speaker 6: Who do you think has a better belly button, Carl
• 11:27
  Speaker 6: Urban or Loki?
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: Loki.
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: Tom Hiddleston.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, the character Loki or Tom Hiddleston.
• 11:35
  Speaker 5: No, I don't know. I don't think Tom Hiddleston is
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: quite as furry.
• 11:39
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, he's probably not as furry.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: He seems very British and proper.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: It's an emo belly button. It's got like a frown.
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: If I put Michael Fassbender in there, I could go
• 11:48
  Speaker 5: for that one, too.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: He's a little furry.
• 11:50
  Speaker 5: Not quite as much.
• 11:53
  Speaker 6: I don't think he's very furry.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: You guys are going to have to check. I'll leave
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: that up to you.
• 11:56
  Speaker 5: I will be the first volunteer to volunteer for that,
• 11:58
  Speaker 5: or I'll volunteer.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sticking with the... hoochie shorts that was just walking by.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: I've still got to go see if she can get
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: them any higher.
• 12:05
  Speaker 5: They were hoochie mom jeans because they were like I
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: didn't even see the bottom of the pants. Were they
• 12:10
  Speaker 5: like under her shirt? Like under her boobs? I don't know.
• 12:12
  Speaker 5: Where did the pants end?
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: That's the hot way to do it. I don't even know.
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there were several Lokis which I was super duper
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: excited about. Yeah. I bought a Groot.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: You were very excited about your Groot.
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: I love Groot.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: It's so cute. Oh, my God.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Without spoiling, I guess you can go into your, go
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: a very minor version of your Guardians of the Galaxy.
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: And this is how it ended.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Son of a bitch. What did I just say?
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: The soundtrack was fucking awesome, right? Yes. Groot, the best
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: acting that Vin Diesel has done. since the iron robot
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: or iron giant I fucked that.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: One up my bad since the last time I didn't
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: have to look at.
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: It exactly absolutely hell yeah rocket you can't go wrong
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: with a foul talking raccoon you just.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Can't isn't there one that hangs out behind your house
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: I wish, dude.
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: He wouldn't even have to hang out in the back.
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: I'd let him in.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, it wouldn't be the first time you let
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: a woodland creature live in your house.
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: It would not be the first time or the last, hopefully.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 13:26
  Speaker 5: I want to just snatch baby raccoons whenever I see
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: them out in the wilderness. I'm like, I could get
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: that before its mom would come back.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: You be careful. You bring them in your house. They
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: got thumbs. They're going to take over.
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: They can open shit for me then. I don't even care.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: And be like, you get dogs, we'll go get you
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: a can of fucking soda. Fucking raccoons are going to
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: open it for me.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Raccoon butler?
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: That's the best card. That would be awesome.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: I just want my dogs to do more housework. Like, look,
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: you've been laying here all day. Do some dishes for
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: God's sakes.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: Because your savage beast was no manners.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: There's a claw mark right there from this morning.
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: Exactly. Vicious little fuckers that have no moral standing.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: They have to protect the compound, damn it.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: Or not.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: That's why I have these wild animals, to protect the
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: meltdown compound.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: And to attack possums?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord, they tear up on some possums. And that
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: wombat they were fighting that I pulled them off of.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Pretty sure that's what it was.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: It's a groundhog.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: It was as big as they were. No, it was
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: bigger than Carl.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: Probably weighed more. I'm telling you, I could have picked
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: him up and carried him around.
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: Just barely.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: I could have piggybacked him all through the entire place.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you?
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: I should have.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Koala. Some sort of Twilight reboot.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: I want to give him a piggyback ride. That's my
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: new thing. Koala's like five minutes ago. Keep up.
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: Let me show you how we do this here. Hop on.
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: I'll give you a ride.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, it would be an insult to the entire
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: city if you didn't do this, so climb on.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: This is a serious piggyback ride. You know what he
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: said in The Walking Dead? Come on. When Daryl gave
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: Beth a piggyback ride. Oh, this is a serious piggyback ride.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I'd give Beth a piggyback ride.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: I kept waiting for them to do it. They never did.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Again, spoilers if you didn't finish it like Misty did
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: like two weeks ago. Yeah, every episode I'd be like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: all right. So, I mean, this chick locked up by
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: herself with what most of the country considers to be
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: the hottest dude ever, if you're into weird redneck dudes.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: But anyway. I know, but still, like, look at the fangirls.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. So I'm like, every.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: I just want to cut his hair. Trim that shit
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: up a little bit.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, every week, for like three or four
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: weeks straight, they'd get into some weird situation. I'm like, okay,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: they're by themselves. It's the two of them. She's going
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: to have to hit that now, right?
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: I kept waiting for it. It never happens.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Every week, I'm just like, what are you doing? Why
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: are you just teasing us? Just get it over with.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Do it already.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Then they started drinking. I'm like, oh, they're drinking. It's
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: going to happen now.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I thought that episode was definite.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: They're definitely going to have to round this thing out.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: I'm like, how old is she? After a while, I
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: felt kind of bad.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: How old is she?
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: She plays the character really, really young. I'm like, should
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: I feel bad about waiting for them to do it?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I don't. I guess everybody knew that.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: I'm like, is she, like, 12? Ain't nothing wrong with.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is. Damn it.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: States and their laws.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Stupid laws.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but post-apocalyptic, like.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: There ain't.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: No laws there.
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: There ain't no laws. Ain't no laws.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: But in the real world, she's at least 25. Like,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: she's an old lady in the real world, so it's
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: all cool.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I guess. Are they trying to, like, build it up
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: so that Daryl has some kind of, like, morals about
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: younger girls or something? Because I figure he'd be all...
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, seriously, his brother would have done that shit
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: a long time ago, whether she agreed to it or not.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, Merle is not.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Merle's not the highest caliber of character.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Apparently he's not the gentleman that Daryl is with his
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: ear necklace and squirrel eating.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: He's a classy guy.
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: He is.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: I see why the world's just falling for him.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: He's dreamy, isn't he?
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: I guess so.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: I wonder what his belly button's like.
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: Dirty.
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: Dirty.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Chances are I can look it up on the internet
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: and find out. I don't know if I can look
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: up Norman Reedus belly button and what it will bring me.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Live on the show.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: I'm a little scared, but also intrigued.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: It's not the creepiest thing I've looked up.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Not the creepiest thing I've heard this weekend. Yesterday I
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: heard the comment of some girl looking at her phone
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: trying to motion to somebody else. Now, I'm not saying
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: I want to put my mouth on it or anything.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I like where this is going. I just kind of
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: want to hear the end. I mean, because I could
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: go several ways with what she was describing.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: I want to know what she was on the phone.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: What she exactly does not want to put her mouth on.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Let's make a list, shall we?
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Hold on. B-U-T-T-O-N.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, put that O-N on there.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: That's not normal. That's a kid. What the fuck's going
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: on here? Ugh, why is.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Ugh!
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Loss, loss, loss.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Close it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: I don't like that the seventh thing that shows up
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: is very pregnant and seemingly naked Mariah Carey.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I'm okay with the first two. Then you got to
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, my.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Not naked pregnant chicks. That's awesome.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: What the hell is that?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Not Norman Reedus' belly button. No, it ain't.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I like that we have a new game. We should
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: play this every episode. Google something random.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Some people skiing? I don't understand. And this is the
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: new game of, okay, what do we have to type
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: in to find Norman Reedus' belly button? Are you playing
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: that game, too?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: John Stamos came up, apparently. John Stamos' belly button is
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: the fifth thing that came up.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: He's a very studly John Stamos.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: He is.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: That's, like, young.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: It's that yogurt, I suppose.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh. Let's see.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Shirtless.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: That might give us something.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I bet that'll give you something. Oh, thank you, internet.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, let's see. We got various... Short hair or long
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: hair Norman Reedus?
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Let's go with long hair.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: He's got a gun. With or without a gun.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: There you go. Norman Reedus' belly button.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Not very hairy, but a little bit lumpy. I'm not
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: really sure I approve of this one.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Your faces probably aren't transferring over to the podcast, so
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: feel free to verbalize.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's just lumpy. I don't quite understand all those lumps.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: It's not even like.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: He's younger, I'm assuming. That's not any better.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know if that's younger or not. He looks
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: a little... He looks like he has a little bit
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: more weight on him in that one.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: It gives me hope, I suppose.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: He doesn't look as lumpy.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Here's a reclining... Oh, the belly button's covered. Sorry.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Even lumpy dudes can become sex symbols.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Sleepy sexy.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I'm so sexy and so sleepy.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, this one's cute. Hold on. Oh, he's... He's got
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: a tiara. Isn't that the most precious thing ever?
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: That is fresh, and he's not lumpy, and he's young.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: What happened, Daryl Dixon?
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: That's nice.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Apocalypse hurts, man.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Apocalypse hurts.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Not only eating, obviously. Hadn't put a dent in that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: He is wearing a tear in this photo. And it's
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: artsy black and white, so that's nice.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, good lord. This is what the rest of the
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: podcast is going to be, you know that, right?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Misty looking at shit on the internet.
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: Oh, this constant refresh where they say it's the death
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: of us, baby. But I like what you do and
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: the way that you change on the daily.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: When I walk down the street, only strangers I meet.
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: But I can shake loneliness in just a tweet. Internet,
• 21:11
  Speaker 10: I don't want to lose you.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, Internet.
• 21:19
  Speaker 11: If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, Internet.
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: I sing to you pretty much constantly.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Convention girls know how to take care of a man
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: in the most unconventional ways.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: I'm Susie. I'm obsessed with my toys of joy.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: I'm Gloria. Once is never enough.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I'm in.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: I would do anything in a bathtub.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Convention girls love it. So will you. Rated R. Plus
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: special second feature, Naked Rider. She entered young and innocent,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: but came out the naked rider.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Rated R.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, Miss, do you have your earbuds strapped in?
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: I do not.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Well, that's probably because you didn't go to tweakedaudio.com and
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: get your tweaked audio earbuds because they're awesome.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: I don't like things in my ears.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: You're the worst pitch person ever.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I have mine. They're awesome. They're the wood ones. They're deluxe.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Look at this shit.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: That's hardwood. That's pretty fancy. I guess if I were
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: to shove any implement in my ear, it would be those.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: We don't recommend you shove anything else in your ear.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: That's kind of why we were hooked up with Tweaked Audio.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: It's the only thing we recommend you shove in your
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: ear for medical purposes, really. If you damage your eardrum,
• 22:47
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• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Stop when you hit pressure.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You should only use Tweaked Audio. And when you do,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you go to their website. You go to pay for it.
• 22:56
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• 23:00
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• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Is it better than 5% discount?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Not that 5% discount that you were looking at in
• 23:04
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• 23:05
  Speaker 5: No, the discount you will be getting from Tweaked Audio
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: will be a hell of a lot better than the 5%.
• 23:09
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• 23:14
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• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Fucking A. You can't beat that. And they're super fast.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Not with a stick.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I just went and got me some more, and it
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: was like a day, and they were there. They were
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: like lightning fast. Like the lightning on that girl's boobs
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Lightning move fast. Lightning move fast.
• 23:27
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• 23:33
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• 23:36
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• 23:40
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• 23:41
  Speaker 5: They're not going to like me promoting their item, are they?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Actually, they have a pretty good sense of humor. Tweaked
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Audio is kind of awesome.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Just go to tweakedaudio.com. When you check out, enter the
• 23:49
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• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Tweaked Audio. Sounds better.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Love that's true.
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: Oh, internet, I fake it with your face. Later tonight,
• 24:13
  Speaker 11: Let's meet inside the space.
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: Oh, but I can't get by unless there is Wi-Fi.
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: Is this a drug that I need?
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: There is no other way.
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: I am at home all day, so let my torrents concede.
• 24:30
  Speaker 11: You just don't get it, cause you're not on Reddit.
• 24:36
  Speaker 11: And if you.
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: Want me to go out, just make sure that there's internet.
• 24:47
  Speaker 10: So you guys.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Have been here all weekend?
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: I was here yesterday. That's when I got most of
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: my Loki in, I guess. But I didn't see any
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Lokis today. I was very disappointed.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just really impressed with this after previous experiences.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: At conventions that... Other nameless conventions that we've been to many,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: many times.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: This one last year.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: This one did have some issues last year, but they've
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: been working on it, obviously.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: They have their stuff together this time. I was all
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: set to put the armor on and go forth.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Was it Iron Man armor?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, internal.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Do you have the blue light? Because that's the important thing.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I did see a guy walking around with one of those.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I just was really surprised at
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: professional and courteous and informative, which, yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: You don't always get that everywhere you go.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: No, you know, so.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: All the pictures of Carl Urban that I've found, he
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: appears to be hairless. I'm very confused.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Perhaps he's part seal.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Or maybe he just hasn't waxed for a while.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, that is, I saw, there's... God, I don't
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: know how to even describe that photo. Pass it off.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: No, what the... Hercules or Xena? Oh, yeah, it is.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: It's one of the two.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: He's Cupid.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: He has wings. And, well, a hairless belly button. I mean,
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: we got what we were looking for.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: But yet in the picture of me and him, you
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: can see a definite pear chest. Unless he grew... It's
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: no wigs.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, do they make Chess Merkins?
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I can't even.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Type that into Google.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: Chess Merkin. It sounds like some action hero.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I think that's my band name now.
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: I feel like I have typed something like that in.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Doesn't surprise me.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Chess Merkin.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: I'm wondering if he at some point shaved or waxed. Because,
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's obviously hair removal been done at some point.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: And it's driving me nuts.
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: Who can solve this case?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Only one man.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Only one man with no chest hair who wears a
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: fake chest merkin's private eye. Right after Baywatch.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I think we need to get this Kickstarter going. I
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: think we could fund this thing.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Fist bumps for Ebola.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing like Brian Bosworth, like an old Brian Bosworth.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Like a fake haircut.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm backing this Kickstarter. Let's see.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Can we.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Lots of hood slides and a lot of AARP commercials.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Can we cast CM Punk?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I figured that would bring you around. I just heard
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: him on something. Is it official he's retired now?
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: There's a little drama.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Or is it in the way The Rock retired? He'll
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: be back later.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know what kind of hold the.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: The Vince.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Enterprise has on him, but yeah, the Vince, yes. But yeah,
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: I know that there was some drama and backstory going
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: on there.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: I totally missed what's going on. I was too busy
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: looking at shirtless pictures of Karl Urban. The last I
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: heard was CM Punk.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: CM Punk. He's got a quite delightful belly button. Not
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: really hairy. There's tattoos going on in that general vicinity.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: He does have one or two, though.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Does he have any tramp stamps?
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: He does not. He does not.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: He doesn't work on that. He's going to get this job.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: He's got one of those like stomach tattoos that like
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: kind of arches over his stomach.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: It has words.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: It has words.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: I can't remember what it says. No, that's on his knuckles.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Rolex.
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: Seriously.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Sugar Ray reference. I mean, like you're going to get
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: a tattoo and you're going to put Rolex, you know.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe they paid him money for it. Maybe it's like,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: what was that, Golden Casino or whatever that was back
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: in the day.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: They would pay for a lot of that stuff.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they would go and get their, Golden Palace maybe.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Golden Palace.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I won't plug them, but you know what the website is.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Ridiculous.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: CM Punk doesn't need a fake chest hair.
• 29:09
  Speaker 11: Thing.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the guys to work.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: He does stay pretty hairless.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: That's for the best.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: It's You know, I mean, Yeti hairy. That's that's a
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: little much. But, you know, a little hair is OK.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: You know, my boyfriend's Asian.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, you don't have to worry about that.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: It's not very hairy.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Not to play into the stereotypes, but whatever, dude. It
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: seems to be true from what I hear.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: How's his driving?
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: No.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: He is convinced he's the best driver ever, because I've
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: seen him in action.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I'm going to die most of the time.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Not that he's a bad driver, but he drives like
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: he's playing.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: A video game.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I've been in the backseat during these festivals. It's crazy.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Left, right, left, right, up, down, up, down.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: No.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Run over a hooker, run over a hooker. Wait, we're
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: playing a different game now. Okay, never mind.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: There is usually techno music involved. Awesome. It's like fucking,
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: what's a good, I can't even think of any fucking
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: video game car driving. I got the main reference and
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: then I just kind of drifted off after that. I'm sorry.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: It's all Grand Theft Auto to me.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Unless you can run over people and hook up with
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: hookers in the alleyway.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: That's how you get money.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: There was somebody running down the street, and they passed
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: balloons at the same time, and I thought they were
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: running with balloons, and I'm like, that's the best way
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: to run. Then they weren't running with balloons, and then
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: I was sad.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: That's what we get by sitting by a window. Anything
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: else about the convention?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Very well put together this time. This year, it was
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: very well put together. I mean, I'm pretty sure even
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: the people who put it together knew they had some
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: problems last year.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he had to come to terms with
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that last year.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: I'm assuming it's all in one building now because we
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: didn't venture anywhere else.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: There's some after-hour stuff at the hotel, but yeah. I
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: think everything's been contained here throughout the day.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: I know that if they don't get your pictures printed
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: out in time, and if you have a big enough fit,
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: they will offer to hold them over for you at
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: the Galt House at midnight. I'm pretty sure they were
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: going to have some throwdowns last night because while waiting
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: for our photos to be printed out, people were having
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: full-blown fucking meltdowns. They were just losing their shit. And
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: taking all their shit out on people that had nothing.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: It wasn't their fault. Like the volunteers who ran the
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: little photo. I'm like, it's not this random volunteer number
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: four can't print your picture out any faster. They are
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: volunteering here. They can't help. Getting pissed off at them
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: and causing a big deal isn't going to get your
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: picture printed out any faster. You know, to the point
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: where the lady, I don't know who it was, the
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: lady who was from the actual festival, she was like,
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: you can't stay here. The police are going to remove you.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Well, as a person who has previously lost his shit
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: over waiting six hours for a photo at this particular
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: convention two years ago? Three years ago?
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Three years ago.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: At least three.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I snapped a few heads and it didn't serve anything.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: It made me feel better on the way home at midnight.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: When we were supposed to get home, like, at 3 o'clock.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: My picture was taken by, it was done, or the
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: photo was taken by 2.20. I got my picture at 7.30.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's about right. Because, you know, it's, you know,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: you got to, you have the daguerreotype, and you have to, like,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: carve it out of tin.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: I figured there was chimps back there with, like, pencils.
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: That would be better.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they get sidetracked because they're writing Shakespeare as well.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Apparently so, but yeah, I'm like.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Multitasking?
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Is there like one printer back there?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, okay, so that's interesting that that's still
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: an issue.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of pictures going through here.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: It's one of those, like, I understand, but it's one, like, again,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: it's not even them. Like, it's not even their company. Like,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: you hired this stuff out. I mean, you just find
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: whoever's doing it for probably all the conventions now. But
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it's like, at this point, for not even them, for
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: all these conventions, it's like, by now... They've been doing
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: it for enough years. You'd think they'd have the system down.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: They just know how to structure things, what they need
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: equipment-wise and printer-wise, and when to tell people to come back.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: It just seems like it needs to be focused and
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: set up. From there, I would think it would all
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: run itself okay, but I don't know.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Don't promise somebody it's going to be done in one
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: to two hours.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that you can't do.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: There were a lot of contradictions. On the website, it says,
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Two to four hours, but no, it doesn't. I don't
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: know if they went through and changed it later.
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: It does now.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Website editing, yeah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: The beauty of the website. Again, people get so bent
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: out of shape, but if you can just get it eventually,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I guess you need to look at it your whole
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: way home or something. I don't know, but as long
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: as they can get it to you, mail it to you,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: get it by the end of the weekend, if you're here,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: as long as they get it to you, Whatever, you know.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. Even if they offered you like
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: a digital option where they could just send it email
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: or something?
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Well, because there was this lady who I started to
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: refer to as the angry watermelon.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Was there a reason for this name?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: She liked watermelons?
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: She was huge and she was like in green with
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: pink accents. So she became the angry watermelon.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I was really hoping that was the reason.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: She had like an entire green outfit, like head to toe.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: It was like a pale green, and then her shirt
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: had some pink, and so she was getting her watermelon.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Every few seconds, she was spitting out a seed.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Dude, I wouldn't have doubted it. She was so fucking mad.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: She was like, I wonder, we bought our tickets, and
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: it was agreed as a contract, and it was the
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: promise that that would be done.
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: Everybody's a lawyer.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I shall decree that before the end of the night.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: I'm making sure she's not lurking behind me somewhere.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, I want a watermelon!
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: There's like a zoom shot or whatever, you know.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Dun, dun, dun.
• 34:59
  Speaker 8: She's standing in the hallway.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You talking about me?
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Seeds popping out of her.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Suddenly it becomes anime. You see Watermelon Woman flying through
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: the air.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Angry Watermelon ended up storming off before she got her pictures.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: And then they brought out one more, like, handful, and
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: mine was, like, the very last one in the stack.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: And I did a little happy dance, and then I left.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: And you laughed at the water all along.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: And then I had boyfriend edit my photo because I
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: looked ridiculously fat. And I had, like, eight chins.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, that needs to be the option from
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: here on out. It's like, if you're going to pay, like,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: $ 60 for these photo ops, they should also give you
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the option to Photoshop yourself a little bit.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Or at least take, like, a couple photos to get
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: the best option, you know? Yeah, yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: That's only going to slow it down, like, three days.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Or think of, like, as you walk out the door, like, have, like,
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: a digital, like, all right, okay, here's your picture. Which
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: one do you want?
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: They can do it at the amusement park. Like, when
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: you're walking out, you can see yourself on the roller coaster. Like,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: can't we just walk by and be like, dink, this
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: one in the middle.
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: They need to have, like, a row of just those
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: old photo booths. And just have the celebrity.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Just sitting there.
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: And then you just walk in and go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: for four pictures. And walk right out.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I'd be on.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Board with this, actually. This sounds good. I'd prefer this.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: It was actually a good, high-quality photo. I've seen some
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: shitty ones before. I've seen some where it's on fucking photo,
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: like paper, paper, paper. You know? Like, you paid money
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: for that?
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: No.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I've seen those when people have signed, too. I always
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: hate when they try to pull that off.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was very upset. I could bring up the
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: whole Noah Hathaway ordeal.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: I was very upset.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: What?
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: I was going to cry. Because the one picture I wanted,
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: all they had were the photocopies. And there was like
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: one actual glossy in there.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? How's it going? You like podcasts? That
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: never works, by the way.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Hey, girl.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: You like podcasts? Never works.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I had somebody actually approach me wanting to ask me
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: a question about the podcast. I was like, what? Words.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: You're not really our spokesperson.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: I am not. I am like the most least spokesperson-y
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: person of all people.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: If you see us at an event and want details,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Misty's probably not your go-to girl.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Unless you want to talk about somebody's belly button. Or
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: how much I hate somebody and want to punch them
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: in the face. Then I'm your go-to girl.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: That's true. I was just talking show related. You're like, um,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We do something.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, there's a show and I think
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: you can download it on the interwebs. I think. You
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: can watch it.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: If you're Ken Foray. If you're Ken Foray, you can
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: watch it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Make sure you.
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: Watch Movie Meltdown. This is Ken Foray.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: It's one of the best internet video shows.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: That you could ever, ever watch. Movie Meltdown. Ken Foray talking, baby.
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: Go Grizzly, bitch.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: I like Indiana better than Kentucky.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: Same.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have the KKK cleaning service.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: No, but we wear shoes.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Do you?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Because I've been to Indiana, you know.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing shoes right now.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: It's because you're on our turf here. Louisville's a different state.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: We make you wear shoes.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I guess. I have seen very many shoeless people today.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I was in Owensboro yesterday.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: They were all wearing shoes, but.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Was there any socks and sandals involved?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't really focusing. I try to
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: avoid people's feet, especially weird people.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: I look at everybody I can judge. I'm a horrible person.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: We know.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: I know, I know, I know. But I'm equally as
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: harsh on myself.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: That's true. You usually are.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: I did. I went home and cried because of how
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: bad my picture with Carl Irwin looked. I had so
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: many chins. It was so bad. I'm like, I'm so disgusting. Boyfriend,
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: fix it. He's like, damn it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Misty.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Exactly. And I cried some more because he used his
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: angry voice. He didn't use his angry voice.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: He knows better. He does.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: I have plenty of knives and guns and I know
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: where he sleeps Christian looks very uncomfortable right now or
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: tired I'm tired what was your favorite part of the
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: day of the convention extravaganza.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Fist bumping LeVar Burton yeah.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: How was your LeVar Burton run in would.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: You like to share it was actually pretty pleasant I
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: was originally supposed to get a photo op with him
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: That was one of my birthday gifts from Ken. And
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: so we went to.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: Find out information about the photo op and there was
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: like some kind of miscommunication or scheduling issue or something
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: so I wasn't able to get it and so we
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: started to kind of get a little huffy and it
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: was just like well we'll see what they can work
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: out and she said that there were no refunds but
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Then they figured out since he had canceled, then they
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: gave us a refund. And then I went and got
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: his autograph. So it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Was pretty cool.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: What is it missing?
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: What is it missing? Yeah, my photo does not have
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: his hair barrette slash visor.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Slash banana clip.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: Right, banana clip. You can paste that shit on later. Yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: I think I will. I think I'll edit it out.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: A real banana clip.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Just pink.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Make that shit 3D. Amazing.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: No, this is a first contact photo that I selected.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Fancy blue eyes.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I wasn't really that thrilled with... I mean, he
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: looks great in all the pictures, but... According to him.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: According to him. So, yeah, because I was like, okay,
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: he doesn't have the visor on in any of the
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: pictures except one, which... Like, was the whole, like, cast
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: in Renaissance times or something?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Minstrel LaForge.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: Minstrel LaForge.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Dude, there's a taco truck. I'm so fucking hungry.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: They were parked, yeah, they were parked right there.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: I thought about it.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: I'm really hungry, too. But anyway, so I asked him
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: which was his favorite one. He was like, well, I'm
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: partial to all of them. He was like, I like.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: I'm not fucking helping LeVar Burton.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: I like all the ones I'm in. Oh, okay.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: You came to the right table.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, I was a little... When I walked up,
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: I was like really excited. And I went to shake
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: his hand and he was not having it. He was
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: just doing the fist bumps.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: And he blatantly refused the handshake.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: No, he just held up the fist. He didn't even
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: like open his hand. And I was like, yeah. And
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: so he just wanted.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: To punch you.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: Well, no, he probably honestly.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: A lot of people.
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, I'll knock that look off your face, but.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Um, just a really slow motion. Yeah.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: Like you're just running to my face with your face.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to reenact the matrix.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Stand still.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, he fist-bumped, and then I was like, oh, oh, okay, yeah,
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: you do the fist-bump. I was like, okay, germs, yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: Did he make it explode? No, he didn't. He didn't,
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: which was kind of disappointing. But, yeah, he was like,
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: Ken said something to him about the fist-bump because I
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: was like, oh, you don't do the handshake. I was like, germs.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: He was like, yeah, he said Ebola. He said Ebola
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: is part of our world now. And Ken was like, yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: it's in the States. They brought it here. And he
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: was like, yeah, he said, it is. He said, I
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: thought they had it under control, but it is, it
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: is a very well part of our world now.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: And so we have to be careful.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: Exactly. So fist bumps for Ebola. It's a Kickstarter.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Go check it out.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Or just send me your money directly. I'll totally put
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: it towards that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: Or something.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Or whatever. Spreading the infection that is movie meltdown.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: It is quite inflexious. Somebody actually asked me, because I
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: guess when you were talking to the great George Wendt,
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know why whenever I refer to George Wendt,
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: it's going to be the great George Wendt. And I'm
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: not even sure why.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: Why is that?
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Do you know why that is?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Because he's great.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: The great.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: The great George Wendt. I don't know. Maybe it's something
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: I picked up from somebody else.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Great Waldo Pepper?
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: I have no idea. Anyways, while you were talking to
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: George Wendt, like somebody wandered up and was like, Are
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: you with them? I'm like, I guess. He's like, is
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: it going to be available to listen to? I'm like, yeah,
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: you can download it on the internet.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Where would you find that, Misty?
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: At moviemeltdown.com or on iTunes.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I'm really surprised you got both those right. And one's
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: pretty easy to find, but I'm surprised you even got
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: the website right.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I did. It is.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Com, right? Not like.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Org or something?. dork. Yes.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Dork. That seems more fitting.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Moviemeltdown.dork.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Just Google it. You'll find it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Is it not. com?
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I thought I got that wrong thing.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: He's going to be downloading porn or something.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: He's going to do that anyway, but in between watching
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: his porns, he can listen to an awesome episode of
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Movie Melting.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: He's carrying a unicorn backpack, I think.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, which kind of porn?
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: What did you say? A unicorn what?
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Backpack?
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: I could have sworn you said butt plug, but you
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: said it way too casually.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: That's a different festival.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: No, that is how I normally refer to you as
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: butt plugs. They aren't that casual.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: I mean, who doesn't? A unicorn butt plug, though. I mean,
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: I guess, well, never mind. It's sparkly.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: It's festive is what it is.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, made out of real unicorn horn.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: But what else was there that we experienced today that
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: was fantastic? I did see hand sanitizer that nobody else saw.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: What is with it? I never saw it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: I kept looking and looking.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: Aisle 300. I remember I specifically made a note. Mental note.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Aisle 300.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: She made me witness this.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: I made, like, look, Sherlock. Supernatural Dexter. But he does
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: need some hand sanitizer.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: He does seem like he would need to sanitize up
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the main.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah. You know what I hate about downtown Louisville? Carriages.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what is that? I don't understand it.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Horse drum of variety.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's one right there. For the viewers at home
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: who can watch.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: That's the circular Cinderella one.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: That one is extra fancy.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: And why do like 98% of carriages have dogs? I
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: know there's got to be some reason. I don't think
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: that one does. That's one of like the 2% that
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: doesn't have a dog because of course I fucking mentioned
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: it and of course she didn't have a fucking dog
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: with her. Fucking bitch. She did it on purpose. God damn,
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: no dog having heifer.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: That's not just here, you know. I mean, I think
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: most cities of a good size probably have that. Things
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: like New York.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: I know they have them in Indianapolis too.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, most of the big cities it's a thing downtown.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: I got stuck behind the what's that silly ass shit
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: where there's like 10 people that pedal.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: The pedaling ball nonsense. That does seem like something that's
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: just here because we're retarded.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: That seems like a horrible idea. Let's put a whole
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: bunch of people on a big fucking multi-tandem bike, have
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: them drink and pedal at the same time.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: I don't think they're steering though.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: That's probably for the best.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I mean, that seems like, you know, like
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: a puke machine. Not a good idea.
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: Here comes another one.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: No dog fuckers. None of them are going to have
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: dogs now that I said that all of them have dogs.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: There's a deluxe model over here, too.
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: It's like a carriage limo.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Wood grain. This is like the Eddie Bauer edition. So,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: since you brought up the great George Wendt, I did
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: talk to him today.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I saw it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: I was there. I took pictures very stalker-like. I was
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: afraid they were going to yell at me because he
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: seemed very serious at first.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: He kind of was the first, but I don't know.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of eased my way into it,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: and once we started talking, he was really cool.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: I was afraid this agent guy was going to yell
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: at me.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: He was just a dude watching the table.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Well, whoever he was, he seemed very like, no.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: He actually checked on us in the middle of me
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: standing at the table.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: To make sure you weren't making shit up?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. He asked where we were from, and
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: he was like, oh. And then he asked the question
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you just answered back behind me. Is it moviemeltdown.com? Which
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: is obviously true. And then he's sitting there on his
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: phone looking it up as I'm looking at the table
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: and the different photos and stuff.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: You're a general maker-upper of shit.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I am, but not... I do it on the show. Like,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: the show is part of everything going on. So, the
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: great George went.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: George Jones. George Burns. George Burns. George Benson. George C.
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: Scott.
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: George Reeves. George Wallace.
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: George Hallis. George Washington. George Washington Carver.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: George Jefferson. George Jetson.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: George Picard.
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: George Harrison.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: All right, so we're here with George Wendt. I guess
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I just want to get early on. You were born
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: on the south side of Chicago. I guess what was
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: that like growing up then?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: It was....
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Pretty normal i would say uh you know uh just
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: i guess like any other urban childhood.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Was it was a i mean it's kind of known
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: now it's grown into sort of a rough neighborhood is
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: that was that the case back then.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah no it wasn't uh very rough uh actually the
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: neighborhood i grew up in is still not very rough
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: um you don't have to go far if you're looking
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: for trouble you don't have to go very far but
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: if you're not looking for trouble uh and you've got
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: your street smarts about you, it should be fairly safe.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: How early on did you know you wanted to go
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: into performing?
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Not until a couple of years after college.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: And then did you immediately sort of gravitate towards the
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Second City area?
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah. I didn't even think about performing as a
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: career or anything. I just wanted to be in Second City.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: I was too dumb and young to... think beyond that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: But it's probably a good thing.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: So is it something you wanted to get into acting?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I guess I was going to ask, what do you
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: think works better for certain people, like learning professional acting
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: or more of the improv kind of stuff that Second
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: City throws at you?
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Well, I only know my way, and that was through improv.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: I honestly never even thought about being an actor. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: just wanted to be in Second City. And after I'd
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: been there for a couple years... You know, I mean,
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: I stayed there for six years. So after I'd been
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: there a couple of years, it started to dawn on me, well,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: I guess I'm an actor. You know, maybe I should,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: you know, start, I don't know, watching movies and seeing
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: what people do and how they act. And, you know,
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: maybe take an acting class or something. Yeah.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: We ended up in a lot of smaller roles in
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: those early movies. Were there any... I know things like
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Airplane 2 and stuff like that, you just kind of
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: end up in. I don't know if there were some
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: interesting stories on those early films.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Not too much. My first one that I was in
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: that I wasn't cut out of was My Bodyguard. Just
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: a couple of lines. I also was in Somewhere in Time, but...
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: I got completely cut out. But interestingly, I still get
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: residuals and stuff.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: So that's cool.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Do you know Doug Jones from these? He does stuff
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: with Del Toro's movies. He's a huge Somewhere in Time fan.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: We did a whole episode with him talking about Somewhere
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: in Time. So he does these conventions. If you cross
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: over with him, yeah, mention that because he'll be thrilled.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Was he on that movie? No.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's just such a big fan of it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: But he's known for being in, like, he was, like,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: the silver surfer in those movies. He's, like, in all
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: these horror movies with del Toro, but, like, loves Somewhere
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: in Time.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people are kind of devoted to that. I think
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: it was Richard Matheson. And, you know, everybody did a
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: good job. Yeah. Not my cup of tea, you know,
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: it was a little soapy, a little weepy.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I remember on that I got into a whole thing
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: with him of, like, questioning the time travel, and I
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: think that he's like, you're missing the point.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Well, then I guess the first one I remember seeing
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you in and knowing who you were was Dreamscape, which
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: that was an interesting one and one that it felt
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: like they were very much taking from the Stephen King popularity.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: It felt like you were sort of a Stephen King guy.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Charlie Prince or something, right? Yeah. Yeah. and uh i
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: remember it was my it was my first bullet hit
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: christopher plumbers henchman uh shot me point blank and with
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: a nine millimeter uh pistol and i'll never forget the
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: right in the chest and i'll never forget the it
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: was my first bullet hit and the um special effects
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: guy was like you know he had to put a
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: metal keep taping a metal plate to my chest and
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: taping the squib and whatnot. And he goes, yeah, I've
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: been doing this on five continents for 43 years. And
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: I look down, and he's got a finger. Part of
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: a finger is missing. Like a shop teacher, it's like, oh, boy.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Instills you with confidence in his job.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: You had a little time with Dennis Quaid on screen
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: with that one. What was he like?
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Nice, fun, yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I think after that, big one would be house. That was, uh,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: that's a fun movie.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: House.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: It was, uh, it was really fun. You know, things were, uh,
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: you know, I was starting to feel like I was
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: kind of hot back then, you know, uh, just, you know,
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: cause cheers was just breaking out. And I had a few, uh,
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: you know, future film offers. And this, this one comes
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: in and, um, the offer for house. And I'm like,
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I really want to do like
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: a horror picture kind of thing. Uh, And then, of course,
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: that's the one that works, you know? You know, you
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: do all these fancy movies and they'd lay there and
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: then you never know which one's going to work and
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: how it's worked like crazy.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Did you have a lot of the crossover with the
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: special effects? They did a lot of crazy special effects.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't, you know, I mean, the ones I
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: was shooting with were very cool, but the knives and
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: stuff and the tools and like gardening tools and stuff
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: that were flying around. That was all on wires. It
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: was pre-CGI. It was pretty cool.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Dangerous on that one, too.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not for me so much, but maybe for Bill.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Well, then another big one at that point, Fletch. To
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: this day, recently on the show, we're talking with several
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: people about how influential that comedy was and how well
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: pieced together that was just as a story and how
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: well it works. as a character piece for him? I
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: didn't know how you got involved in that.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Uh, just the usual way, you know, it was just, uh, uh,
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: an interview and, uh, might've been an audition. I'm not sure. And, um,
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: you know, he's, uh, Michael Ritchie, the late Michael Ritchie
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: is a very talented filmmaker and smart guy. And, uh,
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: he and Chevy had a lot of fun on that. Um,
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: I hear that they're thinking about a remake, right?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: And, I've heard, yeah.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: You know, the novels are pretty darn good. I know
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Chevy was kind of goofing off with goofy characters and whatnot.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, that was hilarious, but I don't know if
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: those novels need that much help.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: They're a little more of a hard-boiled crime drama.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're good, strong stories. A lot of people
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: love those things.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Books at one point you did Gung Ho so you
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: got to work with Ron Howard.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was a good group Keaton and Totoro and.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Rick Overton Totoro was in so much stuff.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Every Japanese actor in Hollywood by the way.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah Totoro just turned up in stuff so early on
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: that like nobody knew who he was but he was
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: just turning in good performances that early yeah it was
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: what was Ron Howard like to work as a director.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: Funny as hell you know I didn't see that coming
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: because you know I knew he was on a hit
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: sitcom of course so it wasn't like he wasn't funny
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: but he was more like the aw shucks all American
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: boy but he was in person he had like a
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: wicked sense of humor really a sharp sharp guy.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah I think they always kind of kept him on
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: that PC kind of thing. Cause everybody, he was still OP.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: He was, you know, Richie Cunningham. So yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Uh, I was going to go like some of the, like, uh,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: guilty by suspicion is such a, an underrated movie. Like
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: it was so well put together. And what was, uh,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Irwin Winkler like as a director?
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: He was great. Um, it was really fun. Um, you know, it's,
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: it's a little daunting to, uh, to work with, uh,
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Robert De Niro, but, um, you know, uh, It was
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: like you'd imagine it would be, you know. I always thought,
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: you know, he's almost the John Cleese of drama. You know,
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: like you're just waiting for John Cleese to get angry
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: and lose it. And with Bob, you know, you're like,
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: you just see all this seething sort of energy. And
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: you just go, oh, God, oh, he's going to blow.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: He's going to blow on them. Bang, he blows, and
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: it's magnificent.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: He always seems like, even in interviews, it's like he
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: works so much better when he's on screen. He almost
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't know how to process. In the real world, you'll
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: see him on interviews, and he gets so... He just
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: doesn't know how to compose himself when he's himself. It's
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: like he almost works better in character. I don't know
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: if you saw that on set.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: I know what you mean, though.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Chat shows a lot different than on a set, you know,
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: on a set, he was pretty relaxed.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: There's just some people that fall right into it. And
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: he always seems like he just doesn't, he doesn't know
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: how to work well when he's not in character, but,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: but he's just so good at that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe, you know, his mind is moving too fast
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: and he, he, you know, doesn't really, you know, he
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: doesn't have a through line or he's not trying to,
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: you know, get anything across necessarily. He's, he's just trying
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: to be honest and answer questions maybe. And, and, uh,
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: there's just too many variables. He seems like a good guy.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Um, then one of the, the offbeat ones, but one
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: of my favorites, I love space truckers. How did you
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: get involved? And I guess, was that the first time
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: you worked with, uh, Stuart Gordon?
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Well, I worked with Stuart Gordon and, and Chicago, um, his, uh, company,
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: the organic theater company was, uh, um, very hot, legendary
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Chicago group before Steppenwolf theater. And, uh, all them. And, um, he, uh,
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: so naturally we at second city, uh, felt like we
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: need to satirize, uh, the organic theater company. So, um, they,
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: they were in the way back then of, uh, adapting
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: classic stories and devising their own, uh, scenarios with classic stories. And, um,
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: of course, lots of, uh, fantasy and horror and bloodshed and, um,
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: But they, you know, they were probably, you know, out
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: of economic necessity, they were doing things in public domain
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: like Beowulf and Huck Finn and stuff like that. And
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: so we thought we'd do the Three Little Pigs as
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: done by the Organic Theater Company. And then we got
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: the idea that.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: We should approach Stuart to see if he wanted to
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: come guest direct us. And so he did, uh, lampooning, uh,
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: his own company. And, you know, we had like gratuitous nudity, nudity, and,
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: you know, like, like one of the little pigs had,
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: you know, like eight tits, of course, you know, like, uh, and, uh,
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: you know, just people were being disemboweled by the big
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: bad wolf and everything.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: It seems like his brand of thing.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: So I've known Stuart since those days, theater days. And, uh,
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: So whether it was the first movie, I don't think so.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe King of the Ants, maybe, but I'm not sure.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: That was afterwards, but yeah. Yeah, Space Truckers is just
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: so fun. Yeah, I know Stuart Gordon has that. He
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: really loves stage play as well. He's crossed over back
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: and forth over the years.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we just did a musical of Re-Animator. It
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: was really an amazing show. We're not done with that
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: one yet.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: And he's involved you? You're part of the cast?
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: We did it.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: We ran in L.A. for like a year. And then
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: we did a little showcase in New York at the
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: New York Musical Theater Festival. And then we went to
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Edinburgh for a month where we qualified for Best of
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: Fest out of 2,714 shows. Five qualified for Best of Fest.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: And to qualify for Best of Fest, you had to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: have five five-star reviews from UK daily newspapers. And we
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: had seven five-star reviews. And, you know, I'm sure we'll
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: have a future with that project.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew he'd done a musical version. I didn't
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: know he'd brought you in on it. That's awesome.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Well, that was one of the other ones I was
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: going to ask about was King of the Ants. And
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I heard you found that one and brought it to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: him as a novel?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were looking at writers for a project I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: was doing in the UK, and Charlie Higson's name was
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: being thrown around. And I said, is there anything I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: could read? And they said, well, here's this novel. So
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: I read it, and I thought it was amazing. And
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I called them and said, does anyone ever want to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: do a movie? Everybody wants to do a movie, but
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: nobody has the balls. I said, I think I might
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: have the guy. So I gave it to Stuart, and
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: of course he loved it. And at one point I
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: showed the script to my wife, and she read it
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: and handed it back to me and said, I don't
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: know who you are anymore. And Stuart said, well, there's
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: our pitch. We'll go to the studios and tell them
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: that story. But yeah, we got the same thing. We'd
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: go to studio after studio, and they'd say, I couldn't
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: put it down. but we could never make this. And eventually,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: somebody did.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: It's definitely a different direction, even kind of pushing for you,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: bringing in a much darker edge to what, you know,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: they usually try to cast you.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I wasn't even, you know, Stewart insisted I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: should do that. You know, obviously, if you read the
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: source material, you know, it wasn't about, you know, a
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: project for me. I just was fascinated with the novel
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: and And I thought Stuart would be a good marriage
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: for it.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: And then I guess you've got a couple of different
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: projects coming up. Did you want to tell people about
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: stuff you've got in the works?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing a new sitcom. We're not going to
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: be on the air until 2015. But it's called Buzzies
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: from Warner Brothers for TBS. And, you know, 2015. I
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: don't know when.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: It's a very different world now going into TV. How
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: much is... Is it changed from being on the old
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: network system to the way things work now?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Well, very little has changed in regards to this show.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: This is an old-school four-camera workplace ensemble comedy. And it's
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: got veteran producer-writers Max Muchnick and David Cohan from Will
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: & Grace. And so it's remarkably similar. James Widows is
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: our director. And, you know, it's funny. It hasn't changed
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: much at all.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Is it even like the getting out there now that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: having TBS as an option or having like the different
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: ways to distribute stuff now?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, TBS is, it's not one of the big
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: three or now four. But, you know, there's far more.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: obscure channels doing wonderful series, you know, like Netflix and Amazon.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: AMC kind of came out of nowhere.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I was so bummed with AMC when they
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: started putting commercials in. I mean, I know that was
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: a long time ago, and I think they were censoring
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: their movies and stuff.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: They turned it around. People were not thrilled with them
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: for a while there because they started doing all that stuff,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: and then the original programming came along.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not bad.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: What was the Hollywood reboot? Is that in the works?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: I hope they find the funding. It was supposed to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: shoot in May, and it blew up. But it's a
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: pretty cute idea. I really can't share it because it's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: very premise-driven.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: So that's still.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Possibly. Just looking for funding, you say?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: I think so, yeah.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for talking with us today.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: I know, but he's got to sign it. I just
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: love you.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: I feel like I should be having a beer right now.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Norm.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: Thank you, George.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: That was my goal in this, was to not use
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: the N-word at any time. I'm assuming you get that
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: a little more than.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Well, when I'm sitting here with, you know, 18 photos
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: of Norm, you.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Know, I was trying to hit more of the movie stuff.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 9: George Carlin, George Hamilton, George Rapp, George Gessel, Tallulah Gorge,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: Susan George, Curious George.
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  Speaker 7: Georgie Porgie, George Clinton, George Siegel.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 9: George McGovern, Jeff George, George Lindsay, George Sanford Brown, George Lucas,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 9: George McRae, George Schultz, George Mikan, gorgeous George, gorgeous George Jr.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: George Orwell, George Wendt.
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  Speaker 4: That's part of your problem, you know.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 10: And now, on with the show.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, how great was George Wayne?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: He was pretty great.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Pretty great. We talked about many movie-related things.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Did he seem friendlier than he looked? Because he didn't
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: look very friendly.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: People were ignoring him because it's a super dorky convention
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: and he's on a regular old sitcom. So it was
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: sort of a weird place for him.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: To end up.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: People were ignoring a lot. I mean, even the guy
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: from Captain America never had a lot of people there.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Mr.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: Falcon.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Mr. Falcon. Mr. Falcon.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Mr.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Falcon.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Star of Falcon Crest.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: The Great Falcon, yeah. But even he never had a line, really,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Which is weird, yeah, for as huge of, you know,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: the Marvel world is now, and, like, I feel like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: he is sort of poised to be a big star soon,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: now that, you know, they've given him, you know, he's
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: pretty awesome in Captain America 2, so it's like, I'm waiting...
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: To see 2016, the Falcon movie coming out.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Mr.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: Falcon goes to Washington.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Isn't he already in Washington?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: He goes back.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: He goes home for the day.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Call, call.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: What's a Falcon sound?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know. How do you call a Falcon?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: It's just him punching people in the face.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: There didn't seem to be hardly long lines for anybody.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, I waited in the Carl Urban line for
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: maybe 10 minutes.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: That's impressive, really.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, maybe. And that was yesterday morning. We did
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: that early on. Once he was there, I went like,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: make sure he stays there.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: If you see a celebrity, you better jump on them
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: and get your picture. Because they might disappear. You never
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: know with these things.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: I didn't see that bitch all day today.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Which Carl Urban?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I told you, he was hanging out with Douche Coup,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: because she disappeared too.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, could you blame either one of them? Because,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, they would have some seriously beautiful babies.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I'd be hanging out with some Douche Coup.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: Hell, I'd hang out with Douche Coup. And brush her hair.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying it's messy, it just looks glorious, and
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: I want to brush it.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe braid it.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: I want to learn how to French braid, specifically so
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: that I can French braid her hair.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that sounds like a good idea.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I just want to mess it up.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: I would French braid Karl Urban's if it was long
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: enough again.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: What about his chest hair if it grew out enough?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: I would consider it but I'd be creeping at the
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: same time. Kind of put cornrows in it maybe.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: Chest dreads.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: That'd be pretty sexy. I guess form a circle around
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: his belly button like a nice little circle going on.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Like a crop circle?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Carl Urban crap circles.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Like, now I want to watch every Carl Urban movie.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: You just did that, like, last year.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: Including Pathfinder?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: I've never seen Pathfinder.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: It's all right.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not great. It's Native Americans versus Vikings,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: and it's way too dark visually.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure if I could watch the Riddick movie again.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, is he in that?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: He's in the second one.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: He's Vocko.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: He's got that flashback for 10 seconds in that new one.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's horribly greased back here. It's horrible. But then again,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I could stand the commitment of
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: having to watch the Lord of the Rings. Is he
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: just in one Lord of the Rings movie?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: He dies, right? I don't remember.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Spoiler alert.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: If you ain't seen it by now, you deserve to
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: have it.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Does he?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: I honestly don't remember.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: I don't either now. I don't know which one he's in.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: He's in the first?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: He's Eomer. The only reason I remember his name is
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: Eomer is because he signed somebody's thing yesterday and wrote
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: his name on it. Lord of the Rings 2. That's
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: a movie.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: And I've got to admit, as boring as fuck as
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: the new Hobbit movies are, they are ridiculously boring. They
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: are the most boring things in the world.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Who knew dwarves were models, like supermodels? Like, that's a
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: handsome dwarf.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: There are a couple in there that I'm like, you know,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: I'd tap that. I'd lift him up.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Bring him uptown, then bring him downtown.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: You know, there's a couple in there, you know.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: There's probably, I'm pretty sure there's a movie like that.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Waiting for you out there. I know there's a Game
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: of Thrones. There's a couple of Game of Thrones variations.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: So there's got to be a Hobbit one out there somewhere.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: No shit, dude.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: But anyways, the trailer. You saw the trailer for the
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: new Hobbit movie in 3D?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just did.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: Did you see the 3D trailer?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: No, I went cheap.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, see. The 3D trailer was fucking amazing. I'm like,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: that would look so beautiful if it wouldn't have put
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: me to sleep. Because it's just boring.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: This is the first of the Hobbit stuff that I
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: thought I might watch just because it's the big fight scenes.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: The other two, I'm like, okay, more walking.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: A lot of walking.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: A lot of arguing about how to pronounce smog.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I want to see smog. I haven't gotten around to it,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: but I always liked him in the animated version when
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: he was smog, and that's what I'm going to continue
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: to call him.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: I just want to listen to Benedict Cumberbatch talk.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's smog.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want him to like, I want to get
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: the book on tape and just have him read the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: entire thing to me in different voices.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: Different voices.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: I say we let him go.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: That would be amazing.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: That would be the most amazing thing of all.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Benedict Cumberbatch.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: That's a retarded name.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: You love that guy. He sounds like he lives in
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: the Shire, you know? He might, actually.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: I adore him. I don't even care. I almost bought
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: a hand sanitizer that had his face on it today.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: It doesn't surprise me at all, actually.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: $ 2.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: $ 2.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: We can go back in there.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I'll find it.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: I don't think Christian believes me that it exists.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: All 300. 300.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: Where the heck is this elusive aisle? I don't know.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: It's in the past where everybody's kind of shiny and shirtless.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: You know, 300.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I like that movie.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, right.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: That's a good movie. There's a lot of belly buttons
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: in that movie.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: Michael Fassbender's.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: There is Michael Fassbender's belly button in that movie. It's
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: not very hairy. Jared Butler's isn't hairy yet. Jordan Butler's
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: kind of hairy, but in a podcast.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: It's one track mind.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Seems to be.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: I keep bringing it back around. I keep trying to
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: go away. I'm like, nope, we're bringing it right back in.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Hairy belly button dudes. You keep bringing it back there.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: It just makes me think of belly button lint and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: my disgusting brother.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Just makes me think of Tara Reade.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: Because I forgot to put it back on.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I brought that up on several episodes now.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: At the convention, and you could see from here to
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: this far above her.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Hoo-ha?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: And there was no belly button. I don't know if
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: it was in between her boobs.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, maybe it's a dimple.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: It was totally smooth from boobs to pelvic region. I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: think they forgot to put it back on.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: It was very strange.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Or it was pulled up to here.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: That's what you have to be careful with, those readjustments.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: She had no ass whatsoever.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: We've covered that already.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: I know, but I wanted to make sure that everybody.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: Everybody was fully aware because we had new listeners. Unlike
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: the glorious ass of Lori from The Walking Dead.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Celebrity ass update from Misty.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: I wonder if there's a website dedicated to Lori's ass.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: There's gotta be. Have you been to the internet?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, sometime recently I have. But if there's not,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: we should see about making that happen.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Get on that ass.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: Get on that ass.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: You heard it here.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: Lori's ass dot com.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Apocalypse ass dot com.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 8: Walking dead ass.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: Ooh, that was good.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: It's just a picture of Christopher Walken's ass.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Aw, like you get there all excited and be like, well,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: this is not what I expected at all.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: That's a belly button that I don't want to see.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: It just seems like it'd be a little disturbing.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Everything about him is a little disturbing.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: More than a little.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 6: I feel like there'd be a tiny person that lived
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: inside of his belly button.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: And his name was Jim.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: No, not your imaginary friend that lived in the oven.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: True story. And he did. And he was a nice guy.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Do you still visit with him?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 7: It was, yeah.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: And I was three and four.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: That's a nice ass.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: That's a good one.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: She must do squats.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: We're currently flashing back to Misty's photo of Lori's ass
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: that she again stalker photoed Lori's ass.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Pencil skirts.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: While we're on the escalator here.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not escalator.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: I'm right out there.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: In this very building, Lori's ass.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: I was stalking her.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 6: Stalking her ass, mostly.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: I got a picture of Shane's, too, but nobody wants
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: to see that.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Keep that to yourself. I don't want to see his
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: belly button, either.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: You know who did? Martin Scorsese.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: That's who.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Well, he's in that new Brad Pitt movie, too, right?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Isn't that the same guy?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Fury, the tank movie.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: That seems interesting. Somebody just stepped into the big time.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: He's graduated up.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody else is like, hurry up and kill me. I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: want to get a movie deal.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah. Hot flavor of the month.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Is there anything else you've seen lately you'd like to
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: pass along to people?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I'd be remiss if I didn't give a shout
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: out to my main man, James Garner.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: That is true.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Love that guy.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Loved him.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: It is, yeah. Been a pleasure. Sad day since we
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: last spoke to you.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. It was tough. I watched a few of
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: his movies. Turner Classic did a whole day. Yeah. And
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: they showed a lot of the mediocre stuff. I guess
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: they just had it sitting on the top of the shelf.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Or the license was cheap for those.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 8: Right, yeah.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Something like that, yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, really? You're going to put Victor
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: Victoria on at 2 o'clock in the morning? Well, okay.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Take what you can get, I suppose.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I did get to see some cool ones.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: There's a. Flicky did with Lee Remick called Wheeler Dealers.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: That's like a Texas oil man. He was working some angles.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: It's a lot like his old Maverick show, but it
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: was kind of a contemporary, like, you know, 60s Mad
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Men kind of era kind of thing. I was like,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: that could have been a character that could have gone
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: somewhere maybe.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: And Lee Remick is always gorgeous. She's always one of
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: my favorites. But it was really funny. And, you know,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: just a few odds and ends. Hour of the Gun,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: which was another... remake of the okay corral you can
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: fight the okay corral.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: He did a good amount of westerns did he did
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: yeah a lot and i guess after maverick they just
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: kept throwing him at him probably.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah exactly but this one it was it was
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: really good um from uh from something wicked this way
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: jason robards yeah there you uh was in it as
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: um val kilmer played tombstone that guy that's doc holiday
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: and so it's interesting to see like you know they
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: both played the character the you know the person and
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: according to his real life, you know, as best they
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: could or interpreted it well, but it was completely different. Like,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Robards always had that deadpan kind of thing. And then
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Kilmer kind of played it over the top, you know.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: That's how you say it. Yeah, go figure.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: That's probably his most reserved over the top.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I just thought, you know, I mean, it's
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: hard to top Kurt Russell's, you know, Wyatt Earp I
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: think is still, like, my favorite. but Garner's it's neat
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: to see and I could go on I mean if
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: you I could do a whole podcast just about him
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: but that'll be later several you know but he there's
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: a determination because honestly like the real person was kind
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: of sleazy too I mean everybody in that time period
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: had some angle they were working you know and so
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: he kind of plays him like you know no nonsense
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: but also a little darker than your average you know
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: you know Hallmark movie of the week.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Or whatever what What time period was that?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: That was, is that 58?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: That's early.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: It's maybe like 60.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Even then, that's early for them to be playing the
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: character a little dark.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: You still get so many, especially Westerns, everything's like black
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: and white, good guy, bad guy, squeaky clean. It's not
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: like that 70s era where you started getting the weird Well,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: everything's a gray area, and our anti-hero is the hero.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's really early for him to be playing
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: it kind of dark.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Because it's interesting, because he goes back in, like, 68
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: or 70, and he's kind of floundering, you know, Garner's
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: floundering in between jobs, you know, trying to figure out
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: what his next step is, because, like, every male action
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: hero at that time, things were changing, you know? It's like,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: you know, John Wayne, you know, wasn't cutting it anymore.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: People wanted to see Clint Eastwood. And so he went
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: over and did an Italian film. It's with, I can't
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: think now, it's an American actor who, it was his first,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: I think maybe one and only directing job. But it
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: was called Man Called Sledge. And it's really interesting because
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: he plays a dark character in that really well. Because
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: later on he plays kind of jokey cowboys that he's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: more known for. But he plays that really dark, and
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: he's got a handlebar mustache, and he's kind of rough
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: and tumble. That's pretty villainous for him. Yeah, so the
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: end of it is really good, but it's kind of
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: a mess. It's another one to search out just for
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: the oddity of it. Definitely. Yeah, so anyway, I've just
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: been watching a lot of his movies. I saw Guardians
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: of the Galaxy, so there's that, which I recommend. It's
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: really good. I know you're going to talk about it later.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: We will continue to talk about all these, especially the
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Marvel world. It's taking over.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: It's not a bad thing. So far, I've been okay
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: with Marvel. I don't think they've been anything that's really
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: pissed me off yet, so I think we're okay.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: There's a few questionable decisions.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: Spider-Man movies?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: That's not them, really.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: That's Sony.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: But still, it's from the same....
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: Universe, but not really. Not in the film world, just
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: in the comic world. But, yeah, I'm just like, most
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: of the problems I had were what was setting up
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: what's now in play. Like, early on, I was just like,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: their mess that they'd made with Iron Man 2.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: It felt very calculated as to, okay, we need to
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: set up S.H.I.E.L.D., we need to get this going, we
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: need to bring in Black Widow, we need to, like,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: all these other pieces that made Avengers work.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Took out of Iron Man 2. I feel like it
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: messed up the story that could have been a pretty
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: decent story. I think we have a good villain there.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: We have another sleazy villain that gets worked in a
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: little more than he needs to, really. He kind of
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: needed his own movie. Who's the villain in 2? 2
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: is Mickey Rourke.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: But he's not really the villain by the time you
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: get to the end of it.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: So it's like they... There's several stories going, almost too many,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: especially too many when you work in all the S.H.I.E.L.D.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: set up stuff.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: And the alcoholism.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Which that kind of needed to be there, but again,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: that almost needs more focus. It needs to have, for
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: it being such a huge plot point in the comic series,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: it seems like they kind of needed to address it
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: in its own thing and not just as a. possible
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: thing which again they totally like gloss over later and
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: like he just continues to drink because he's starting stuck
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: because he's cool and he's got a martini like so
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: i don't know it's so i mean i think if
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: they they we're still kind of fighting some of those
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: weird judgment calls along the way but now they've kind
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: of got a system going and.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Well you know you got you know i'm real curious
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: about that sharon carter miniseries miniseries i think it's a
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: regular series for abc right.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: And they're doing the four on netflix aren't they yeah
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: right yeah that'll be interesting to see how they get
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: that yeah going as well as like another side property
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: place to drop more stuff so it's it'll be.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Interesting that's it and then you know and then agents
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: of shield i saw that lucy lawless is going to
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: play a recurring character on that which you know that's
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: good so i have not seen any of shield it's
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: my opinion, you watch the first few episodes to get
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: kind of the vibe of it and then skip to
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: the end, you know, cause it really suffers from having
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: to do 20 some episodes when it really only needed
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: to do like 10.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: That was my, I only watched a little bit of
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: an episode here and there. I don't even know if
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I've sat down and watched an entire episode, but it
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: always just seems so slow. Like it just like, it
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: seems like they're setting up characters and I'm like, I
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: guess maybe if I was a little more invested in
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: these characters, but even then I'm kind of like, I
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: feel like I wouldn't care even then. Like, it seems
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: like there's a lot of story going on about people
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: that I'm not all that invested in. And like, they're
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: almost setting up side plots just so they can use
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: them later in the bigger stories that people actually care about.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: It's, I, you know, I understand you can't divulge too much,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: you know, because you want to save stuff for the films,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: but you have to divulge something. And there's a lot of,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of areas they could get into. They
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: just were gun-shy in a lot of that. And it follows,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: in my opinion, just too closely to the Joss Whedon team.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: And it's just like, honestly, they could have killed every
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: single character. Even Coulson and I would have been like, oh, okay.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Well, they already did that. Still call bullshit on that.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: See how well that stuck.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: But the best thing about it this whole season was
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Bill Paxton.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: I've heard nothing but good things about his weird little appearances.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was very much like in kind of
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: a vibe, like a Chet vibe from Weird Science. Like
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Chet got legit, you know, and somebody got a shield clearance.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: He'll never live Chet.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he never. All right, guys.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: I just have to stop and think for a second.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: Which one's Bill Pullman and which one's Bill Paxton?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: You're one of those people.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: I don't have that issue. Those are very different people
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: in my mind.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: Paxton's the one from Near Dark, right?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: Coleman's the one who was a president in Independence Day.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: You got it.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Now, who is David Keith and who's Keith David? I
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: don't think those are different people. I think there's one
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Keith David, David Keith, and they're just like they've morphed
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: into one dude.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: One thing. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: More than one person.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: I was like, I didn't know there was another version.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: Is there really another person?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: They don't look alike so much.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: But nobody quite keep them straight.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: But they're in the same types of movies. You know,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: you can find them.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: Maybe I've always just heard one and just assumed it
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: was the both.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: Is this David Keith that's in Firestarter, Officer and the Gentleman?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: It's a fun game, too.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: And then Keith David is the guy in The Thing
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: and Platoon.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Too complicated.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: They Live, of course. Duh.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: And the voice of the Cartoon Network commercials. Yeah. The
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: voiceover guy, which is weird.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: I think that's swapped out a few times, but I
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: do remember his run.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: That's funny. Well, I think we'll let those people at
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: home play this game now. We'll let you guys play
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: the David, Keith, Keith, David game and Google some belly
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: buttons while you're at it, and we'll just wrap up here.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: Should we take some recommendations for belly buttons to look up?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: Because I would highly recommend Carl Urban's, Michael Fassbender, maybe
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: a little bit of Tom Hiddleston.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: George Wendt.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: I would not recommend George Wendt.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't go there. I just kind of talked to him.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: So I kind of left his belly button.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 6: I am kind of curious about LeVar Burton's belly button.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Is it blind too?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: A little visor.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: Tiny, tiny little visor.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Does it glow blue now?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It might.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: Are there shirtless pictures of LeVar Burton on the internet?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Bonus game.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: We're about to find out. Welcome to the bonus round.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: Don't act like you didn't know it was coming.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: Probably from Roots, right?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's great.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: There's all kinds of shirtless there. Not for good reasons.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not good at all.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: I just want to know what it's going to bring up.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: The VAR B-U-R-T-O?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: It's just an episode of.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: The time I'm reading Rainbow.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Reading Rainbow where he's just standing there.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: Hey, kids.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: Come on in. It's not going to be awkward at all. Nope,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: it's mostly just Roots.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: It's in a book. Hey, check out my Watchboy devs.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: It's reading Rainbow.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: Apparently he boxed at some point in a movie. Oh.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: Or is he boxing in Roots? I've never seen it.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's... Oh, yeah, I've never seen Roots either.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: I know he says give us free.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: It is a young picture of LeVar Burton, though. Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: You can't see his belly button, though.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: He's getting arrested.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: That's... That's in the real world.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: It's from a movie. It's on Reading Rainbow.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: It's okay.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: It's right after that episode. Hey, kids, come here.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: That doesn't look like Lamar Burton at all. That's some
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: skinny white kid.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 5: Lamar Burton is not a skinny white kid. I'm sorry.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: He's not racist at all.
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  Speaker 2: He's a great actor. If he can play a skinny
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: white kid.
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  Speaker 1: That is a good performance.
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  Speaker 3: My.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: Lorenzo Lamas.
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  Speaker 4: That guy's a douche.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: How does looking at Lamar Burton shirtless give me a little.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Snake-ier. I'm going with snake-ier. That's my answer.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: Snake-ier. Oh my gosh. He's such a douche.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Why are these vests so tight? Thank God I left
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: it open with my shirt off.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Oh man. I need to buy bigger vests. They serve
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: no purpose.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: I like that it's a recommendation from you. Wil Wheaton shirtless.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants that.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: I want to see Wil Wheaton shirtless. I love Wil Wheaton, but.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Not in that way.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: That was one of the options.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: There you go. Gates McFadden shirtless.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: That was one of the options. Hold on.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 8: Let me go back.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: What about Jonathan Frank's shirtless?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: There's no challenge for Marina. We've all seen her shirtless.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: Whoopie. Is Worf ribbed all the way down?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, he is. For your pleasure.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: Gates McFadden shirtless, Will Whedon shirtless, and Jonathan Frakes shirtless
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  Speaker 5: is their recommendation.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: If it's Jonathan Frakes now, I definitely don't. We saw
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: him wheel past us with his stuff. Technically, he was
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: just pulling his, like, bags.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: Brought up Gil Gerard. That's not him at all. He's furry, though.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: Not Chris Plum shirtless. I'm okay with that one.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, Chris Pine? Yeah, let me see that.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: All up in that.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: Drinking a beverage in one of them.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's a glorious belly button. That's a good one.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 8: All of that.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: Was it a Prince Charming in the new Disney? Was
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: it Into the Woods or something?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Seems about right, actually.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like the whole while with the little puffy things
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 5: on the sleeves and the elbows.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I did see that. That'll be good.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: And guess who's going to be playing the big bad wolf?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: Who relishes playing weird characters?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: Helena Bonham Carter.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, is there a homewrecker involved?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: Because I think I've already seen pictures of her.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: No, because it would be the other person who's usually
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: in Tim Burton movies who likes to play weird characters,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: Johnny Depp.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: That I figured, but I swear I thought I already
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: saw a picture of Helena Bonham Carter.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: No. Maybe it's a wolf suit, and she's playing the
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: front legs, and he's playing the back legs.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: Now that I can see happening, and I would possibly
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: tune in for that one.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: He's howling from his belly button.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: That's not his belly.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: Button. Gross, you guys. This is the only picture I
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: can find of Johnny Depp as the Big Bad Wolf.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: All you can see is an ear and a hand.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Nice. That's Johnny Depp's ear. A hat.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: A quirky hat.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, and a quirky hat.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 6: He seems like he would make a better weasel.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: He weasel-y bastard.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: The big bad weasel. Not that I hate Johnny Depp.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: He's pushing his luck these days.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 6: He is. And I just... I don't think he's a
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 6: big bad wolf. He looks like a little... A little
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: weasel-y wolf. Yeah, a little weasel-y wolf.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: He has ruined the hotness of Amber Heard. She used
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: to be... Oh, my God. Look at that mullet.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: Right on.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: This is what happens when you sit next to the window.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: It's a fucking righteous mullet right there.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: But....
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: Amber Heard used to be so gorgeous. Where's the puffy
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: sleeve picture? I love him. Amber Heard used to be
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: so gorgeous and so incredibly hot. But then, like, she
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: hooked up with Johnny Depp and he, like, sucked the hot.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: It's like a mullet on one side. Like, one side's
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: a mullet. It's like a crooked mullet.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like an asymmetrical mullet.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 8: A crullet?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 6: A crullet?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: It's like somebody just took it and.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: Turned it sideways. It's like it's long on one side,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: but then it's mullety. It's long. Oh.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: Long enough.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: It was, like, full grown on one side, but then, like,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: the other side was, like, up to here.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, it was stupid looking. Okay, I'm done.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: I'm trying.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: I'm done.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Goodbye.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: This is Misty. This is Movie Meltdown. We are at
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: a fandom fest, and we are hungry.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: And what's the website?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: MovieMeltdown.com.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 6: Or iTunes.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: Or on iTunes.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: Ah, iTunes. They can give us any kickbacks. And you
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: guys don't leave us any five-star reviews for the last
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: five years or 12 years, however long we've been doing
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: this damn thing.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: Screw you, iTunes.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: So, no, listeners, quit your slacking and go give us
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: some five-star reviews.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: Is it wrong to eat Wizard World mints at Fandom Fest?
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: They will not appreciate that.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 6: I tried to find Japanese black black mints with all
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 6: the Japanese snacks, and she was like, we don't have
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 6: black black.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: And I was like, well, fine.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 8: You don't have my business.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: There's way more Japanese food here than there's ever been.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: More Japanese snacks.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 6: I have never seen so many Japanese snacks. But they
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 6: were overpriced. We were deliberating getting the Kit Kats.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: They were always kind of overpriced.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: $ 15 for Kit Kats.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: Any Japanese food in this country is always kind of overpriced.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: Just give me a break.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: Break me off a piece of that. Lori's ass.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad somebody said it because I was going
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: to have to do it.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, if nothing else, we would like to
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: say thank you to George Wendt, who did put up
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: with Misty leering at him the whole time.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: Taking stalker pictures.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Taking her stalker pictures.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: I was so waiting for him to yell at me
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: or something. I can picture him being angry at me.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it becomes a black and white video.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Dude, totally.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: You're playing your darn rock and roll music too loud.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: I do that sometimes.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Let's cue the black and white and get the hell
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: out of here. So thank you to George Wendt for
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: talking with us. He was actually very cool and had
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: some cool movie stories. I didn't even use the N-word,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: so it's cool. I kept it cool.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: The bad N-word?
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: In his life, I'm sure it is. All right. So
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: with that, we will wrap it up. Otherwise, that about
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: does it. We will return next week. Same geek time,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: same geek feed.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 8: I believe in miracles, and a miracle is happening tonight.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 11: If you're thinking about my baby, it don't matter if
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 11: you're black or white.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: And I told about equality. And it's you either you're
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: wrong or you're right. I ain't scared of that. So,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: what you think of me? Prediction.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: The gangs, clubs, and nations.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 7: Causing grief in human relations.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 9: It's a turf war on a global scale.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 7: I'd rather hear both sides of the tale.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: See, it's not about races. Just places, faces.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 7: Where your blood comes from is where your space is.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: I've seen the bright get dark.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna spend my life being a color.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: Do you agree with me? When I saw you kicking
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: dirt in my eyes.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: It don't matter if you're black or white. It don't
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: matter if you're black or white. It don't matter if
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: you're black or white.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: It's right.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 4: It's right.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: It's right.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 7: I thought I told you to turn that thing off!
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: It is too late, and it's too loud!
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 10: But, Dad, this is the best part.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: You are wasting your time with this garbage.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 7: Now go to bed!
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: Bonus.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 5: I would like to thank Carl Urban for letting me
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: see his belly button, however inadvertently it may be.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 6: I have to thank LeVar Burton for giving me the
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 6: Ebola fist bump.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 5: Do you now have the Ebola?
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 9: Boom.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 6: It's catching.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 8: Ebola, it's what's happening.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: Do you have any personal thank yous?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you, as always, to Brian and Misty for the
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Movie Meltdown crew. Thank you to my lovely girlfriend, Christian,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: for being lovely and awesome and mushy and a true con-companion. Oh,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: my God. Con-companion.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: He's just trying to make up for having watched Guardians
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: of the Galaxy without her.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. I'm digging myself out of a pretty
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: big hole.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: Thin ice, buddy.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: Groot, where are you when I need you? I am Groot.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: In Misty's bag over here.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 8: Help, Groot, help.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: edited by The Oddity Studios, with opening music performed by
• 1:38:08
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• 1:38:11
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• 1:38:14
  Speaker 9: Talk hard!