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#707 Seth Kelly Eats Fried Mice In Vietnam · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What is up brothers and sisters welcome to the we
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  Speaker 1: is the one and only XG.
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  Speaker 2: Dog, I'm Adonis.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Drake's son, dog.
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  Speaker 4: Give me the correct fucking intro.
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  Speaker 2: Do it all over again, dog. Do it all over again.
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  Speaker 2: You're glad I just say what you are.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 6: He's just eating peanut butter.
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  Speaker 5: My bad, dog.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my bad. I didn't know you also had a banana, dog.
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  Speaker 6: Someone's having their breakfast.
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  Speaker 5: Special edition.
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  Speaker 4: I'm here as Adonis, Drake's son, or a wigger as well.
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  Speaker 5: Either one.
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  Speaker 4: But hit that like button, subscribe, and happy Halloween, motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody said you're Needy's pubes.
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  Speaker 5: Damn. Damn! You don't shave them, Nitty? I was looking
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  Speaker 5: for y'all.
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  Speaker 3: You don't shave them, Nitty?
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  Speaker 1: And this right here to my left is this fucking puerco, Nitty.
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  Speaker 5: Que onda, fools? I'm my ex-wife for Halloween. How are
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  Speaker 5: you guys? Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 7: You already know what it is. Number one Mexican podcast
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  Speaker 7: in the world. I'm Chicharron for you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah! All right.
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  Speaker 2: I know words.
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  Speaker 5: Que onda? That's what you.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you... You're going Chicharron?
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  Speaker 5: I'm going as Chicharron. Deep fried. They kept the head on.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: It's my before picture. Where'd you get that mask at, bro?
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  Speaker 4: It looks like you put more effort into getting the
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: mask than actually just putting a costume on.
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  Speaker 5: It was easy.
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  Speaker 6: He just ran in there and was like, what do
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  Speaker 6: you got? You didn't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 5: It was between this.
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  Speaker 6: He's making me wear a costume. That was you on
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  Speaker 6: the phone.
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  Speaker 5: It was masks. It was only going to be a mask.
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  Speaker 5: We're sitting down. This guy's wearing fucking Mickey Mouse shoes.
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  Speaker 5: And what about it?
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  Speaker 3: What about it, bitch?
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  Speaker 5: This guy's wearing fucking the tights. He's sitting down.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's introduce the guest back on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back, Seth Kelly.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, Esau.
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  Speaker 5: A.K.A. Mickey Mouse.
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  Speaker 6: Mickey Mouse, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse and this bitch, we don't smoke the same.
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  Speaker 5: We don't smoke the same.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why it's giving me fucking South Park vibes.
• 2:42
  Speaker 4: Remember when you came out during COVID and you fucked
• 2:45
  Speaker 4: a pangolin?
• 2:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my boy fucked a pangolin for sure.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: And we also got Ray running the boards dressed as Ghostface,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know if you could see that, fool.
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  Speaker 8: Probably from.
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  Speaker 5: Hop in my camera, Ray.
• 2:58
  Speaker 8: What's up, y'all?
• 3:00
  Speaker 5: Hello, Hulk. We don't all have the same.
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  Speaker 4: I know, Eason, I know you had the screen mask,
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  Speaker 4: but the one that used to throw blood.
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  Speaker 6: Through the top or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Not just red blood, the green blood.
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  Speaker 3: It was tight.
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  Speaker 5: It was tight.
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  Speaker 3: I knew you were that kid, dog. You couldn't even
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  Speaker 3: wear that.
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  Speaker 6: Remember when they banned it in elementary or middle school?
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, then I'm not dressing up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 3: Then I'm not fucking dressing.
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  Speaker 2: Up, dog.
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  Speaker 3: What are we doing here? Can't wear a mask?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, come on.
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  Speaker 2: I just fucking got another costume.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like a costume king.
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  Speaker 6: It's a flex.
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  Speaker 3: If that's something you like, this fool literally has the...
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  Speaker 3: This one looks great.
• 3:33
  Speaker 6: His Jafar.
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: If you guys haven't seen him, it's Jafar.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do Jafar this year because the beard is...
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: I shaved the beard.
• 3:41
  Speaker 5: Get a fake beard.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: No, I could actually wear the George Washington costume.
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  Speaker 5: This guy has so many costumes. When you have a kid,
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  Speaker 5: you're going to dress your kid up.
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  Speaker 6: Your kid's not even going to want to dress up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Your kid's going to be, like, mad that
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  Speaker 5: he has to dress up.
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  Speaker 9: I don't want to be a werewolf.
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  Speaker 6: Shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 5: No, he's only going to dress up as Ash, make
• 4:00
  Speaker 5: his kid dress up as Pikachu. That's actually nice. That's bonding. Yeah, right?
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: You can't force those fools to fucking like that shit, dog.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to force your kid to fucking like Pokemon. Nah, man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. You can't just force that shit.
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  Speaker 1: As long as it's nothing sus, then I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: just give up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to just be like, you know what?
• 4:18
  Speaker 6: Son, be Barbie. Be Barbie for Halloween.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'll be Ken.
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  Speaker 6: I'll be Ken.
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  Speaker 2: Be like, you know what? I don't know, dog. How
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: would you take that?
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: You have a kid, and then you're taking him to
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: the first costume shopping, and then you're like, oh, damn,
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  Speaker 1: let's see what he picks. You're like, Transformer, fucking Iron Man,
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  Speaker 1: and then this fucking... He's like, what about this one?
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  Speaker 2: And this shit's a Barbie, dog.
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  Speaker 5: See?
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  Speaker 3: But that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing? See, but that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: If you knew.
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  Speaker 2: You talking about... No, no.
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  Speaker 4: Because if you knew you're a kid... You would see
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: that shit coming, dog. You don't just go from... fucking
• 4:51
  Speaker 4: playing with cars to all of a sudden I want
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  Speaker 4: to be Elsa from... Okay, what's the fucking... What's the giveaway.
• 4:58
  Speaker 5: For you then?
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  Speaker 4: If you know your kid, you see it coming and
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  Speaker 4: you're like, I hope he doesn't pick Elsa.
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  Speaker 5: Please, please, please, please.
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  Speaker 6: And then he picks Elsa and you're like, oh, god
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  Speaker 6: damn it.
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  Speaker 5: I knew I was right.
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  Speaker 2: What's the giveaway for you then?
• 5:09
  Speaker 5: What's the first sign? When your kid starts going, daddy.
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  Speaker 6: Daddy.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I've seen it.
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  Speaker 4: Not that I've seen it in person, but Look, not
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  Speaker 4: that I've seen it.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you, not that I've.
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  Speaker 4: Seen it like I have seen it in person, but
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  Speaker 4: it's like when they start just dancing, like a little
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  Speaker 4: just like they're.
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  Speaker 3: Into the dance, you know?
• 5:29
  Speaker 6: Your kid starts dancing.
• 5:30
  Speaker 4: Starts TikToking and shit when no one's recording the fool. Like,
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  Speaker 4: something's going on, bro.
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  Speaker 3: This nigga's TikToking in the house.
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  Speaker 6: If your son downloaded TikToking himself, it's over.
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  Speaker 2: It's over, bro.
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  Speaker 4: If this fool's trying to choreograph with his sister, it's over, dude.
• 5:45
  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 9: That's hilarious because my dad's from India, and if he
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  Speaker 9: saw TikTok on my phone, he'd be.
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  Speaker 5: Like, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: I heard on George Perez stories your dad was like
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  Speaker 2: an Indian wigger.
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  Speaker 6: Not a wigger, but like.
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  Speaker 2: What do you call fucking... Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Iger.
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  Speaker 2: Indian guy who tries to be.
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  Speaker 6: He was an Indian guy that was fly, bro.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You described him like he was black on George Perez.
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  Speaker 9: He wore a lot of jewelry, and he listened to
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  Speaker 9: all the rap music. So it was like, I felt
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  Speaker 9: like my dad was like, he probably.
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  Speaker 3: Wanted to be black. Did your dad every once in
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  Speaker 3: a while?
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  Speaker 6: But he doesn't have like a black scent. Like he's Indian.
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  Speaker 6: He's got an Indian accent.
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  Speaker 4: But every once in a while, every once in a
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  Speaker 4: while since your dad listened to so much hip hop,
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  Speaker 4: he never like inside the car dropped the N word.
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  Speaker 3: Like you know.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not saying shit about my dad.
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  Speaker 2: He's a wigger, bro.
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  Speaker 5: He's a little bit of a wigger. For sure.
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  Speaker 4: If you're in the car playing hip hop and you
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  Speaker 4: drop the N word and you looking fly.
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  Speaker 6: But he's Indian though. So what does that make him?
• 6:43
  Speaker 5: But he's dark.
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  Speaker 6: He's a really dark-skinned Indian. Have you seen pictures of
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  Speaker 6: my dad?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's dark-skinned Indian. How dark?
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  Speaker 2: Like kidney bean?
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  Speaker 6: My dad looks like a hot black guy. Then you
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  Speaker 6: can say the N-word.
• 6:53
  Speaker 5: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a Cuban.
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  Speaker 3: Like Cubans?
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  Speaker 6: You're a dark Indian guy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think a dark Cuban guy can say the N-word.
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  Speaker 4: I know he's not black-black, but he's black enough.
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  Speaker 2: Papi, I know black.
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  Speaker 6: His skin is black enough.
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  Speaker 5: I know black.
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: Papi, I know black.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, sir, you are very black.
• 7:09
  Speaker 8: Yo, we got Felipe in the house. What's up, Felipe?
• 7:11
  Speaker 6: What's up, Felipe?
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to the biggest fool in the world. Thanks
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  Speaker 5: for taking me on the road with you, bro. Back
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  Speaker 5: to Canada.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you. When are you going back home?
• 7:18
  Speaker 7: He hit me up and he asked me what I'm
• 7:19
  Speaker 7: doing on November 28th. And I'm like, that's my birthday, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking stay there, fool.
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  Speaker 5: And then he's like, I'm taking you to Toronto with me.
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  Speaker 5: So shout out Felipe Esparza, the fucking, the goat, the fool.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, very funny comedian.
• 7:30
  Speaker 5: The fool goat. Big fool. The goat fool.
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: Tech support.
• 7:34
  Speaker 5: Tech support. You get free tech support for one year, Felipe.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to have an IT guy with you now. Yeah,
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: so what's up with your dad? Your dad, was he like,
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: did he talk like a Patel though?
• 7:46
  Speaker 6: My dad talks like this.
• 7:47
  Speaker 9: If I were to do an impression of my dad,
• 7:49
  Speaker 9: my dad's like, hey, boy, what are you doing?
• 7:53
  Speaker 6: How you been, boy?
• 7:54
  Speaker 5: What?
• 7:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's from Texas. He grew up in Texas, so
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  Speaker 6: he's got like a... Like a Texan Indian accent.
• 8:01
  Speaker 5: It's the weirdest Indian accent I've ever heard.
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: So is he like when Apu tried to fake his accent?
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  Speaker 6: It's a good voice, though. It's a fun voice to do, huh?
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: Was that like when Apu tried to fake his accent?
• 8:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Hello, my fellow Americans.
• 8:12
  Speaker 6: My dad will get his V's and his W's mixed up.
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: Your dad was a player, though, right?
• 8:17
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, my dad was a player.
• 8:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was.
• 8:19
  Speaker 6: All right, all right, all right. What did he drive?
• 8:22
  Speaker 4: Because a player's got to have a specific whip.
• 8:24
  Speaker 6: I can't really remember, but he had a lot of
• 8:26
  Speaker 6: different cars growing up.
• 8:27
  Speaker 5: He's got a little whip, for sure.
• 8:28
  Speaker 6: Nice cars. He was a fly Indian guy. What did
• 8:31
  Speaker 6: he pick up your mom in?
• 8:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: You don't remember the whip?
• 8:34
  Speaker 9: Because your dad, that was supposed to be one of
• 8:35
  Speaker 9: his fly moments. My dad had like a red Ford truck,
• 8:37
  Speaker 9: like some Acura. He had a Jeep. He had, I
• 8:41
  Speaker 9: don't know, he.
• 8:41
  Speaker 6: Had like random whatever.
• 8:42
  Speaker 5: This guy's dad faked being a cop.
• 8:45
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about, dog?
• 8:49
  Speaker 5: It's a funny story.
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  Speaker 2: For Halloween.
• 8:53
  Speaker 5: For Halloween. For Halloween, dude.
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: One year, his dad wanted to be a cop. I
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: have a siren on my truck. I have a siren
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: on my truck.
• 9:00
  Speaker 5: Statue of Limitations is long enough. I don't know.
• 9:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know, dog. We'll wait a couple more years, bro.
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: It's a funny story.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: So what'd he do?
• 9:10
  Speaker 6: My dad, like, for work?
• 9:13
  Speaker 9: My dad had a bunch of businesses he had a
• 9:15
  Speaker 9: bunch of indian food restaurants and dry cleaners which is
• 9:19
  Speaker 9: a pretty indian thing to do damn dry cleaning really
• 9:22
  Speaker 9: yeah just.
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: Don't picture the cleaning part in.
• 9:26
  Speaker 9: Our culture when have you ever gone to a dry.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: Cleaners Yeah, Asian people.
• 9:31
  Speaker 6: It's a lot of Asian people. But Indians are Asian.
• 9:33
  Speaker 6: There's some Indian ones.
• 9:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, first of all, dog, you guys can't be... If
• 9:38
  Speaker 5: Indians are Asian.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: Then Argentinians are Europeans, dog. You know what I mean?
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: I'm with these on, bro.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: You guys have enough people.
• 9:44
  Speaker 5: It's called South Asia, you fuck.
• 9:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's South Asia. What are you talking about?
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, but just make it your own thing. Just make
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: it like India.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: If somebody said this is South Asia, orange chicken, and
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: North Asia, I'm going fucking North Asia.
• 9:56
  Speaker 5: South Asians don't make orange chicken, you fuck. And you
• 10:00
  Speaker 5: can't decide. No country even wants you. You can't choose.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Instead of South Asia, just call it South India.
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: No, because it's India. Throw India in there.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Like, you guys are not Asian.
• 10:11
  Speaker 5: Asians are like.
• 10:11
  Speaker 6: Hey, I'm not the.
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: Spokesperson for India, dude. Yeah, if you go to India,
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: what will surprise you is that there's tons of those
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: eye people. Chinese-looking people, there's tons of them.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: Then how come they're never the ones cooking with their feet?
• 10:20
  Speaker 8: They are.
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: You're just not watching that algorithm.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: You don't know, bro.
• 10:23
  Speaker 6: You ain't been there.
• 10:24
  Speaker 9: There's people in downtown LA cooking with their feet right now.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: There's not one fucking video that fucking has the helicopter
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: with the fucking Asian person with the slanted fucking eyes,
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: Because the algorithm, it fucking... It feeds your hatred. It
• 10:38
  Speaker 5: knows what you want. And it knows you don't want Asians.
• 10:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it knows you don't like Indian people.
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: You want Indian-looking South Asians. So that's what it gives you, bro.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: Yo, shout out to Felipe. He said, one time I
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: dressed up like my mom and my dad beat me.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Shout out to Felipe, dog.
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: Never disappoints. What's up, dog?
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: That's so good, bro. One of the funniest comments was
• 11:04
  Speaker 5: that Ezo looks like Cartman dressed up as Hulk Hogan.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys.
• 11:11
  Speaker 4: Because Cartman would dress up like Hulk Hogan if he
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: had a.
• 11:15
  Speaker 6: I'm Hulk Hogan, guys.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys.
• 11:18
  Speaker 6: I'm going home. That's a good costume, Ezo. Hulk Hogan.
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: Thanks, man.
• 11:24
  Speaker 6: You look mad in character, too. Because I called.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: You the N-word when you came in?
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: Hey, N-word. Hard art. Do it for the camera. You're
• 11:34
  Speaker 5: not even using it.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: No, bro. Fuck you guys. You guys see friends. Why
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: are you trying to get me canceled, dog?
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm trying to get you fucking viral.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: Fuck that. That's viral for the wrong reasons, dog.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: Is this motherfucker really going to wear that mask for
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: two hours?
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: I know, bro.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: He better fucking wear that mask.
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: At this point, yeah, you can't.
• 11:50
  Speaker 9: He went to the sex shop for that one.
• 11:54
  Speaker 5: He's like, I went to spirit.
• 11:55
  Speaker 6: I went to spirit.
• 11:56
  Speaker 5: I'm getting extra high because it's like hot boxing. It's
• 11:59
  Speaker 5: like a mask, yeah. It's coming out of my eyes
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: when I smoke.
• 12:02
  Speaker 6: Ed's so funny of putting it in the hog mouth.
• 12:04
  Speaker 5: Where else am I supposed to put it?
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: All I think about that when I see that mask is,
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, I love the movies.
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: You don't see your ex-wife?
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not married, so no.
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: But it will look like my ex-wife when I'm done
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: with her.
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: That's how she's going to end up, most likely. Because
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: if you get.
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: Fat, you're done. You're done.
• 12:21
  Speaker 6: You're done. I had a friend.
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: You're done.
• 12:23
  Speaker 6: I had a friend in high school.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: Please, Xavier.
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: Elaborate.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: You're done if you get fat.
• 12:27
  Speaker 6: Can you see my reaction, Xavier?
• 12:28
  Speaker 8: Huh?
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: Can you see my reaction right now? I don't know.
• 12:31
  Speaker 6: No, you're- You look surprised like the scream.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his real face right now, dog. Keep saying.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Keep saying what happened, Xavier. You're done.
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: Right, Nitty?
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: We've talked about this.
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: About what?
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: Bitches get fat.
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: They get divorced. Oh, yeah.
• 12:44
  Speaker 6: Ethan Klein lost weight and this fool cheated on his wife.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Men do it too.
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 12:49
  Speaker 7: They get a new sense of confidence. And, yeah, if
• 12:53
  Speaker 7: you got a torta, you better stay a torta. Because
• 12:56
  Speaker 7: if she becomes a, what is a skinny torta?
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: Like, look at Tom Segura.
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: Full got skinny.
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: Left his wife. Left his wife. You think that's why?
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: She got sick.
• 13:06
  Speaker 6: I think, I mean.
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: Did she get fat? Huh? Did she get fat?
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: He was fat as fuck.
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: No, but did she get fat?
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: She didn't. She didn't get as fit as he did.
• 13:15
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure she worked out as hard as she did.
• 13:18
  Speaker 10: You can't get fat when you have cancer. You can't
• 13:20
  Speaker 10: get fat when you have cancer. You're supposed to lose weight.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: She had breast cancer.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: He found out and then he was like, I'm going
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: to start preparing for another life.
• 13:31
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: Do you wait or do you start early?
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: You just wait until she dies, bro. That's a long time.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: He's been with her since high school, bro?
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: Come on, dawg. Wait it out.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: You guys are.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: Such good people. I'd be in the chemotherapy.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: We know you're a piece of shit, dawg. I'd be
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: on Tinder at the chemotherapy.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need a refill on that chemo.
• 13:56
  Speaker 6: Swipe.
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: His bio's going to say my wife died two months
• 14:01
  Speaker 7: ago from cancer. And six months later, his wife gets
• 14:05
  Speaker 7: through it and survives.
• 14:07
  Speaker 8: It's expected out of Adonis, the son of Drake.
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: I would like to see that TV show.
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: For sure that has to be a thing where someone's
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: wife's about to die, so they cheat, and then the
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: wife lives. I think that's.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Exactly what happened with him.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: He thought that she wasn't going to get cured, and
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: then he started moving on, and then sure enough, dog,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: like that full fucking, right?
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: There is an episode where he says he's like, I
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: guess I got to start looking for a new wife.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: What, she announced her counselor? Because they're comedians.
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: They're Tom's security conspiracy theorists. You're like, I know. I
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: saw it coming. I watch religiously.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. To be that long, though.
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: Because you know who.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Was a piece of shit, too?
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: Who? The Hulk Hogan. Remember? But America loves him. They
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: didn't take him out of the fucking world.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: You can't take someone out of wrestling for cheating on
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: their wife.
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: No, but they didn't take him out of the fucking
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: Hall of Fame. He fucking dropped the N-bomb hard. That's
• 15:05
  Speaker 7: not even.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: The crazy part.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: He ended up having sex with some radio host and
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: then the video got leaked out and the guy had told.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: Him, you can fuck my wife.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Shit's nuts.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: If you look into it, it's Nuts, bro.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: I think his name was Bubba. His name was Bubba.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: That was his best friend, too.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: His best friend. You know, like Power 106, like a
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: radio host?
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Huge.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: In Texas or whatever fucking state he does radio out of.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: And him and Hulk Hogan are huge friends. And he's
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: got a super hot wife. And they do that cuck shit.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: So he told.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: The Hulk Hogan?
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Hey, you want to fuck my wife?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: He told the Hulk Hogan. The Hulk Hogan. That's who's
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: fucking your wife.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: It's the Hulk Hogan. It's not whoever his name is.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: It's Hulk Hogan. I know, but it's not even the
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: Hulk Hogan. Yeah, it's just Hulk Hogan.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: It's the Hulk Hogan.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Goddamn fucking Mexican Eazy-E over here.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: So then he ends up fucking- With AIDS. He ends
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: up fucking that fool's wife.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: Post-AIDS.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: This is post-AIDS, bro.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I don't have AIDS yet.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: I'm not that skinny.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: So he ends up fucking his wife, but I guess
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: the guy records it without Hulk Hogan's permission. And that
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: shit gets leaked, bro. And Hulk Hogan's like, yo, I
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: just wanted to smash your wife. I didn't want to
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: record a porno. And it gets leaked all over, and
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: everyone thinks he sold it. Everyone thinks he leaked it.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: He claims that someone went in his fucking safe.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: He probably sold it.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he sold it for a lot of money.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: He said, fuck my bitch.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Fuck Hulk Hogan.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Pay me out.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: It's crazy, though.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: We still like Hulk Hogan, right?
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Did you see the video, Xavier?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: I've seen it.
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: How is it? I've never seen it.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: It's black and white, bro.
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: Oh, it's black and white?
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I think so. I don't know if I remember.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: So the guy, the husband recorded it?
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm almost sure. Yeah, that Bubba guy.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: His name was Bubba or something like that.
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: I would not let a guy named Bubba fuck my wife.
• 16:54
  Speaker 9: I'm not letting anybody fuck my wife, but especially not Bubba.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Isn't that Bill Clinton's nickname? Maybe. That's why it wasn't
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: in the files, no?
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: Hulk Hogan actually saw this guy look.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: At these two bang, right? For sure he watched them bang, yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: Damn, that's wild. That Hulk was even that down for that.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, bro, we talked about it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Brother!
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: On those planes, the shit that went down, fucking someone's
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: wife or people in the WWF ain't really a big
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: fucking deal.
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: The way they talk about Shane McMahon and all them,
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: I'm like, bro, that's just normal.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: What's weird is how close to your friend or what
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: type of friendship do you have to have for your
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: friend to be like, hey, you.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Want to smash my wife?
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: A good friend.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, some people are into that.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: A good friend.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: A great friend. You want a soda? You want to
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: fuck my wife? I'll make you a steak.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Just take your shoes off.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: We all start hanging out with cucks. These guys treat
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: us real well. Can I borrow your car?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Would you do it?
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: Fuck somebody's wife.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Not your friend's wife, but would you do it if
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: they ask you to cuck somebody?
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: Nah, it feels weird to fuck somebody's wife, man. That
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: feels like bad karma.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, if the guy's asking you, he's paying you.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: There's money involved now.
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: To be honest, I want to be like, I wouldn't
• 18:12
  Speaker 9: do it, but it depends on how much he's paying
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: me to fuck his wife.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: That's what it would depend on, not the hotness of
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: his wife?
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: That too. What if she looks like my mask? No,
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: I can't.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: It's 20 grand.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: The hotter she is, the less you got to pay.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: That's not a lot.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: The hotter she is, the less you got to pay,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: the ugliest, the more you got to pay.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Then there's a middle that I need money anyway, so
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: it doesn't matter how hot she is.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: There's like a cap to it.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: It's like it starts.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Fucking turn into a fucking economist when it comes to
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: fucking sort out... You're obsessed with fat stuff, bro.
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: He's got a little fat kink. He wears pig masks
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: for Halloween. Every podcast, he's like, I don't like fat girls.
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: I don't like fat girls at all.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: No tortas.
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: How many tortas slide in your DMs after you make
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: fun of them.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: On the pod?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: All the time.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: They're like, oink, oink.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I figured out his move.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: He makes himself look so big on Instagram, so fat
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: bitches are like, oh.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 100%.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, that's up my alley.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Like, I'm smaller. He does what he calls fat fishing.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Tell them about fat fishing.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fat fishing. I post fat pictures, and then people
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: see me in real life, and they go, damn, nitty.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: You look good, man.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: No, they don't. No, they don't. They go, damn, lady.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Damn, lady.
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: Damn, lady.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: They go, dude. You look good, dude.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Bro, I could see some fat bitch adding 10 pounds
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: to all her pictures. So then when you see her
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: in person, you're like, girl, you've been working out.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: What's that workout like?
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: And that bitch is adding 10 pounds extra on.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Just a little bit. Just slightly.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Not like you, just a little extra so she can
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: get that confidence boost when she shows up to the club.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: She's like, you're.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Killing it, girl. No, a woman would never add 10
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: pounds to themselves.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: They would always go the other way.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a confidence breaker for sure.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: No woman would take how you started posting fat. I
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: only post the fat pictures because Ezone started posting the
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: fat pictures.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: I only post the fat pictures because Ezone makes me.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: But there was no woman out there that would start
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: posting fat pictures of themselves.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I stopped posting the fat pictures of you because you
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: took the fun.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Out of it. Yeah, because I like it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: You beat him.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: You emanated him.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Don't let him beat you, Ezone.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: You literally fucking B-Rabbited him. It's so fun, though.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: He's like, I'm like, good idea, Ezone.
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: I'm going to just start posting pictures of you regularly
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: and be like, damn, AI's making this little fat.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Don't expose it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Does this guy look fat?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going to just do something he doesn't like. I'm
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: going to fucking take those pictures and just make them
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Jewish every time.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: That's good.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: You're just going to make him successful?
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Power broker? Let's go.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just fucking.
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: I've already said it, like, Someone like me, since you
• 20:56
  Speaker 11: have all these like comedy reels, you should get someone
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: to do your exact reels as a white female comic.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: You should.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: That's how you know if it's just your standup.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: You are a hot bitch getting comedy.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Cause you're like, cause what if she like gets.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Use a joke about my family.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: It's always 20 times X views.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: That you get.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: You're like, what if I was a white hot chick?
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Doing a joke about my Indian father. Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: That would be funny.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Life is like onion.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just a fucking hot white chick in a theater
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: with 20,000 people.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Life is like onion.
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: You should have a girl AI your stand-up and then
• 21:30
  Speaker 9: put yourself in the corner reacting and just being like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: oh my God.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: No, this is such bullshit. Like, I hate this. And
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: just until it goes viral.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: That's fucked up. Like, this is the type of shit
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: you have to try to do to go viral.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: You got to do AI. You reaction videos to your
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: own stand-up.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: To my own stand-up. My stand-up. Oh, this guy's cooking. Oh, shit.
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: Fuck or we should just do uh us reacting to
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: each other's reels like nah bro you should delete this
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: delete this one set.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: There's so many there's so many people like everybody's just
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: trying to be a content creator now there's not even
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: like people just doing regular shit you need people who
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: are still trying to get real jobs no everyone's just
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: trying to win the internet.
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: Me and my brother were talking about this the other
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: day i feel like the only people really making money
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: are streamers yeah like i had so many people i
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: know that got out of college and didn't get jobs
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: it's insane.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Because everyone's trying to just go online, dude.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: Everybody's trying to do OnlyFans.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Wait up. You guys are right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: It's like Ready Player One.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Back to all that shit. Okay, so to be honest
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: with you, you guys are right. But then at the
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: same time, you guys are wrong. Everybody in L.A.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Wants to be a streamer. All the kids. You go
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: to Nebraska.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: These kids don't want to be police.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: They still want to be firemen.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: That's scary.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: They still want to be a normal fucking.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Job, bro.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: It's just in L.A. Metropolitan.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: It's in L.A., New York, Miami, they all want to
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: be OnlyFans, streamers, anything. But in normal cities, bro, people
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: still want to have a normal job. They still want
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: to be nurses. I've met these people, and you're like,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: thank the Lord.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: For these normal people. I forget.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: I went to Vietnam and there were no streamers. There
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: probably is some.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Being a streamer is like a first world thing. You know,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: like America.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: People stream there too.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: There's a kid in Africa.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I want to be a streamer.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Everything you fear is exactly his experience in Vietnam. This
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: guy came back like, I would never go back there again.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: No, I would go back.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Really? It was good.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: It was good, but... Worse than India?
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: No, it was great. Ask him what he ate. I'm good.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Ask him what he ate. Tell him what you ate.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: I'll tell him what I ate, but it wasn't... Hold on.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: I like Vietnam, dude.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, whatever.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: But, okay.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: He talks so much shit about Vietnam.
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: I'll talk shit about Vietnam, but I do like Vietnam.
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: But I went to Vietnam with my buddy Will Pepper.
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: Shout out Will Pepper. We did some shows, and he
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: showed me around. And we ate all kinds of bomb,
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: like pho and stuff. But you ate dog.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: We went to a village. No, I didn't eat dog.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Was it available? Ask him what he ate.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: It probably was available.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: I didn't ask.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to be like, Will, where's the dog?
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: He's lying because he's not sure if one of the
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: things was dog. Tell him the story. Tell him the story.
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: So I went to my friend's family's house and they
• 24:07
  Speaker 9: made us fried mice and snake stew.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: And I was like, fuck.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: This was a Tuesday. They weren't trying to like, they
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: weren't trying to like.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: I think this is just, that's what you eat out there.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, they weren't trying to gross
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: you out. They were just a regular.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: No, this was a feast because he was here.
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: They made it look appealing. Like, I still didn't want
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: it because I was like, fuck, I don't eat snake
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: and fried mice. But like, they did their best. Like,
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: you've seen that scene in Indiana Jones? Like, it wasn't
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: like that. It was like, they like, fried mice looks
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: like orange chicken, bro. It just looks like fried chicken.
• 24:34
  Speaker 9: And I ate it, and it tasted like fried chicken.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: But then you kind of see the shape of it
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: and the rib cage.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: I think it's the rib cage. I don't know.
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: I'm going to post a video of it on my
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: Instagram in some way. But that got me. I was like,
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: I can't do that.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: There was a stew that he didn't know what animal
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: it was. And the guy's like, yeah, it's just pork.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: It's pork. You're telling me that they had snake, rat,
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: and pig? No way.
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: No, it was snake, rat, and dog. I think he
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: was fucking with me. I think he was fucking me.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: I think it was pork, but I was like, I
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: didn't have the balls to find out. I was like,
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: I don't want to, because I see your point. But
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: I definitely see your point. But I ate the snake,
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: and the snake tasted like fish, like lemongrass fish.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: But it was like too many bones, bro. It was crazy.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: It felt like there was teeth in there, but.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: It was bones.
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: But if you find a good piece, I could get it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 9: But it's like, why would I do that? There's so
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: many other things I could eat.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: You couldn't just fucking say, no, I don't want this shit? No,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I could.
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: But it's like, that's rude, bro. This family's all sweet
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: as fuck, and they're so nice to me. And I'm
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: not going to be like, no.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: That would have been rudely honest.
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: Bro, have you seen the scene in Temple of Doom
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: where they go to the village and the Indian lady
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: hands Indiana Jones and his team a pile of shit?
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: And the girl's like, I'm not eating that. And he's like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: this is all they eat in a week. Like, you
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: gotta fucking eat this.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, but they could have seconds.
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: But they had a feast for us. It was like,
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: they had, like, low-key, like, I wish they had less. Like,
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: they were like, there was like buckets of fried mice.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: I was like, fuck, dude. They were like spoiling me.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, no. But, um.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Did you get the shits?
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: No.
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: When he came back, he was going to stick for
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: a week. When I came back, bro, I did this day, too. Like,
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: I was fine for, like, five or six days.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: That's all you were there for?
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: I went to Vietnam, bro, and my stomach had never
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: felt better because there's, like, no chemicals in all the food,
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: like in America.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: How long were you there for?
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: Like, I think six days.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Six days. Okay. And when did you get sick? The
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: day you came back. How long does it take for
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: something to come on?
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: I think I got jet lag, dog.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: He called jet lag just fucking.
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: Well, because I Googled it. I didn't know jet lag
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: doesn't just make you tired. It says it could give
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: you migraines and it could give you like flu-like symptoms.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: This motherfucker was sick.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: You're weak if you can.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I'm weak, dog. It's my first time leaving
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: the country.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: No, exactly.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: It's because he ate rats, dog. Nah, I don't think
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: it was. I think it was. I don't think it
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: was because of that, dude. I really don't.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: He said it tastes good.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: It's the dog stew.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: I didn't find it. I should have found out.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I'd be the one that.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I would have ate dog.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to lie.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: If someone says that's dog, I was like.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: You got to eat it because you're there.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: I would eat it just to get out of the way.
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: Just to get out of the way.
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: That's why I ate fried mice and snake, bro. You
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: get me, dude.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: You get me.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: If I do want to go.
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: Back, But like if I, what if I don't go back, bro?
• 27:12
  Speaker 9: That was the only time I'll ever get, well, I'm
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: going to tell my grandkids I'm gay.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't eat fried mice and snake.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, what was better, the snake or the?
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: I think if the snake didn't have bones, I would
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: have preferred the snake. But since it did have so
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: many bones, I preferred the fried mice.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Is it kind of like fish when you have to
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: descale the fish or when they're like, you've had like
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: a Mexican type of fish where the scales are in there?
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: But not as much like, yes, but it wasn't like that.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: It was a lot.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: You're saying it was a lot.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Like rows of bones.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Was it rubbery? No. The meat to bone ratio wasn't
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: worth it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: Yes, correct. On both things.
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: If they give me a rat, bro, that probably would
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: have given me a, if they.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Want to give me a rat.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Did you ask what type of snake it was?
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: No, I should have. That's a question I should have asked.
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: But I was walking around the village, bro, because I
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: went to the village. And they were, like, selling snake. Like,
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: there was, like, cages of snakes or frogs and, like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: I don't even know what to describe it as, but
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: frogs tied together. They had fresh chicks, ducks. It was crazy.
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: There were some temples.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: It was cool.
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: But it did remind me, like, we're lucky to be
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: in America, bro.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Like, we are lucky.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: We have everything.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Tell these people all the time.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Me and Nitty. I mean, is that all Vietnam? Proud
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: to be an American.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: No, I was in Richmond City, and that was pretty fancy,
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: pretty modern. But even.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: It's not easy either.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: It fled my mind.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: There was.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: They're happier there for sure though like everybody's.
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: So much nicer than Americans people with like less tend
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: to be happier like you ever seen the videos of
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: the Philippines nobody's ever really sad yeah bro we don't
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: know how to appreciate shit and something I noticed too
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: like they don't push like they don't like our problems
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: are like not even they're not even thinking about our
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: problems like there's no billboards like are you going bald
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: here's a pill like they don't give a fuck about
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: going bald you know what I mean we're eating fucking
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: rats they're not pushing like GOP1 and all kinds of
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: shit on like society Yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: GLP-1s come after everybody has access to steak and shit.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Right now they're eating mice.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: They're not pushing GLP-1s.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: But maybe it's better.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not saying it's better to eat mice,
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: but eating out there.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: You're right.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: I didn't see that many fat people. You should go
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: to Vietnam.
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: You'd love it, dog. You fucking fat hater. Yeah, there's
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: no fat people in Vietnam, dude.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Can't afford to.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that... Well, I mean, where I was at.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Probably in the rich neighborhoods.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was about to say, where I was at,
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: everybody was normal. Everybody was modern. They had money.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I think Asians just don't like.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: fat in their culture. It was very hard to find it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: When I was in Japan all three times, It's very
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: hard to.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Find a fucking fat person.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: They do it for the culture, like sumos.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: That's considered an athlete out there. They have a certain diet,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: believe it or not, to make these fools big.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: You're a circus act if you're fat.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: But low-key, you don't see a random fat fool in
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the wild just walking and shit.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: Fat fool in the wild?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: And if you do, you're just like, damn, what the fuck?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: This fool stands out big time.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: They're out there. They're in the wild.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: And then everybody's just kind of like, just staring at
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: that fool. I'm just like, damn, if we just tell
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: him to not come.
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: Damn, you know, now that I think about it, I
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: don't even see any fat Americans out there.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Now that I think about it.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: America has the weirdest fat people.
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: We have fat people in Canada, too, but when I
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: came here, it's the most misshapen fat people.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: It's weird shapes.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: That is true.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: The tops and bottoms don't match. When you see a.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Fat Asian guy, he's plump.
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's like the thighs are bigger than the waist.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: It's like, It's square up top and rectangle rhombuses on
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: the bottom.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: There's some octagon-shaped people.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, what the hell? Why are you guys
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: shaped like this?
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right. We are misshaped.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Like a full trash can?
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Even me, bro. Even me right now.
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: I kind of got a little dad gut that's misshaped.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: It doesn't look like a regular thing.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: I think it's the food they offer out here. It
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: has to be, right?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think a lot of the shit's just not
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: good for you.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: So you just... Just get fat.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the food out here makes me feel like shit.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: But it's not like that in Europe and shit, you know?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Like, remember that player that was over here from... Holland.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: From Holland? Yeah, that soccer player. He imported like a
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: shitload of food.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: The whole club did.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: The whole club. They didn't eat nothing out here.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, so there's two things behind that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: It is probably because of the GMOs and all the
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: extra shit that's in the food.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: So they wouldn't sound so crazy.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: They just said they didn't want to switch up the
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: food on the athletes and then they don't want to
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: give them like diarrhea or anything else they're both sound
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: really legit but you also know it has to do
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: a lot with this fucking food is trash but absolutely
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: but they were just being nice and be like no
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: it's not that we don't like americans food it's just
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: you know like this is what they eat every day
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: and we got to make sure they maintain this fucking
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: they don't just get random diarrhea from drinking your water
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: like it's that simple they were bringing water from even
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: from over there because this isn't full this is the
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: world cup this ain't.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: There's definitely something going on.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this isn't the World Series.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: This isn't the fucking Super Bowl. This is the World Cup, dawg.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: This is a whole different type of fucking athletic event.
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: Like the fact that there's a difference between just like
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: some meat and some organic meat or vegetables.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Like they're like, you want to not be poisoned as much?
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: I don't think there's a fucked up conspiracy that a
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: group of people are trying to actually poison us. I
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: think it's like just people don't give a fuck and
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: they're trying to make as much money as possible.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 100%. And I think that's even scarier. Yeah. You
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: know what I mean?
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: Because if there was a group, maybe we could stop them.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: But this is the way people just don't give a fuck.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Because you know glyphosate, right?
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: What?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Glyphosate is that thing that they put on fucking vegetables
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: and fruit.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Glycerin?
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: No, glyphosate. I'm almost sure that's what they fucking... I
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: know you guys think I'm wrong, but it's something like that.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Mexican Eazy-E, talk your shit.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Glyphosate is what they put on fucking vegetables and fruit
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: so it lasts longer. And obviously fucking RFK Jr., that
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: fucking guy that talks like this, was supposed to fix
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: all that stuff. And he went on Rogan's and he's like, why...
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Aren't you guys getting rid of that glass cascade fucking chemical?
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: He's like, well, we really fucking can't.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: And it kind of makes sense that they can't because
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: they've been doing it for so long that they can't
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: just cut it off because then what are we going
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: to feed America?
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: What was his reasoning that they can't cut it off?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: You just can't.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Like, you might be able to, like.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: It would delay the process of everything, right? From the
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: fucking farm to the store, right?
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: You have to starve all over from the beginning.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: We're so deep into this fucking system that you can't
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: just say, cut that off.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Pull the plug and let's starve all over.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: You literally will starve people.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: The thing is, like, they got to slowly going down.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: But when you hear this chemical is giving you cancer,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: you would.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Say, stop. Yeah, for sure.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Stop now, right?
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Like, that shit's giving cancer.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Stop.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: They can't.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: And they don't want to because of the money, and
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: they just kind of push it where they try to stop.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: And, like, no.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: It's just we're too deep in the game, bro. And
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: it's hard to, like, make your own farm.
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: Like, when I was a kid, my mom started growing, like,
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: berries and stuff, and the strawberry came out all dry,
• 34:02
  Speaker 9: and I was just like, this is crazy.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Because that's how strawberries look like, bro.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, you try to have a little farm. You
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: try to grow some strawberries in the desert.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Dude, the first strawberries were.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: Like, the size of a fucking blueberry.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying it's easy. I'm just saying your mom
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: wasn't good at it.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, what more do you need to do, bro?
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Then i don't know she probably was a bad farmer
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: i gotta defend my lady.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Though i'm not talking shit either i'm just saying yeah
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: you are there's people out there probably growing beautiful strawberries.
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah but i'm saying like the average person like it's
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: the it's not easy it's not easy to grow a
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: strawberry do you see what i'm saying like maybe it's
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: hard yeah so even if we fucking it's it's it
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: sucks that even if we wanted to like i.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Think it's a talent I think it's called Dr.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Green.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Not everyone can just grow shit. I think it's someone,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: This is fucking going to get kind of like lame
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: and spiritual, but I think you make a connection with
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: the plant. You can't just give it water and walk away.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: You're such a girl, dog.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: I was all gay.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I was all gay, dog.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: No, you're right.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: I'm with you, XG.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: It's a living thing, dog.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: You gotta be an Aquarius to fucking get down with
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: the plants.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: If you're a Cancer, it's not gonna work out with
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: the plants, bro. The plants know your fucking astrology.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: No, you're right.
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: I'm also a little girl about this shit, bro.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: It's fucking gay.
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: There we go.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Let's go.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Take that crystal out of your ass and talk that shit, brother.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Let them hear it. I'm with you. Full moon.
• 35:35
  Speaker 9: Dude, you don't think it's weather and conditions, too? You
• 35:38
  Speaker 9: don't think there's a better place?
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you. Obviously, for sure.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Well, here's what it is.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: I think if me, Izzo, and Nini all grew a
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: plant and we all pretty much.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: We were told I think the plant would still just
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: be different.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: No homo, but should we all start growing strawberries and compare?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Your plant would fucking have trauma.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: No, his own plant would be racist. It'd be like,
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: I'm not fucking letting no black people smoke me.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: Your plant wouldn't light up. You'd grow a strawberry and
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: it would just grow into a marijuana leaf.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Xavier, plants just rapes all other plants.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: It's the one with all the flies.
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: That's definitely XG's fucking fly.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Mine would contaminate both of theirs. Take over and start
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: growing over them.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yours would just grow fungus. I've always asked.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: He's been in the weed game forever. Yours would grow
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: feet and start cooking.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Because you've never grown anything hard.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I tried before, but that shit's.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: Hard, bro.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: What'd you try to grow?
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Weed. Oh, yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: That shit's hard as fuck, bro. The moment the little
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: green worm show up, it's over. Like B-Roll said on
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: the podcast. There's no saving it.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: This is sad, bro. They're putting chemicals in the weed, too,
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: for sure.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: For sure.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, what can you do, you know?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I can't stop these fools.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I think eventually your, I don't know, man.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I think the body has the capability of kind of
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: like adapting to a lot of shit.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. For sure. The human body is sick. You and
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: me are a great example, bro. We were fat for
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: so long, and then in a year, you could fucking
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: change your life. Your body should take as long as
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: you were destroying it.
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: If you were fat for 29 years, if the body
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: was fair, it would make you wait 29 years to
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: lose weight.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: That's true. Imagine?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: That shows up.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: But the body's fucking sick and it's like, yo, if
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: you put in the work, I'll give you six months
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: and let's fucking go.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Your body would be like.
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: Your body's a crap, bro. Dude, we got this.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, real shit, though.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Xavier's body, 30 years of being illegal, dog. Can't fucking...
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: We can't start being a citizen now.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Dude, there's nothing crazier to watch like People without a.
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Leg, without two legs, do extreme sports.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: I snowboard.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: I fucking suck, bro. But since I snowboard on my algorithm,
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: there's people that snowboard. And then you'll run into this
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: one person who will be like.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: And I was snowboarding and I was 21 and I
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: didn't land this backflip. And I thought my career was over.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: And then you'll see them there at fucking physical therapy.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: And then you start crying because now they're on the slopes.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: And you're like, oh, my God, this guy's badass, bro.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: And that's when I remember the human body is amazing, bro,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: because I suck at snowboarding. And then there's someone where
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: they cover your plant.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Don't watch this. I don't want you to cry, too.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: But then, like, yeah, you watch these people do extreme sports, bro.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Like, any idiot that fucking gets bit by a shark
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: and decides to go back and fucking surf again, I'm.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Like, bro, the body's amazing, bro.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: I'd be terrified to look at water after.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I almost died in it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: For sure. People don't go back in cars after car accidents.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: You know? People don't fucking.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know some.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you don't get back into a car
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: after a car accident, it's like, come on, fool.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: You gonna walk everywhere or what? Do you guys use Waymos?
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Do you guys use Waymos?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I cancel Waymos.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Nah, they don't go to where I live. Too many
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: black people.
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: That is such a Hulk Hogan thing to say, dude.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I know, dawg.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: You said I know. That's why I'm not lying.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: That's the Waymo's ocean.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: Damn, I can't believe I was thinking about this because
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: you can't get your dick sucked in a Waymo and
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: I feel like they're... You could. No, but you get
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: in trouble, I bet.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't know, but I bet. Depends if the
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: guy who's watching likes it or not.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I was about to say. Depends how hot the chick is.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: The girl's got big old titties to some Indian.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: Imagine these cars don't know how to drive themselves.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Hey, good drive, man. Good drive.
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: Imagine these cars don't actually self-drive and it's just a
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: dude in India that's tech support driving it around That's.
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: What the people are saying. That's what the fucking little
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: trolley guys are. There's people controlling them.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, really? Look, I don't think... Is that real? Like,
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: that's a fact?
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: You know, like that Amazon store where there was, like,
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: you just take anything and it scans automatically? There was
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: guys in India watching and typing it in.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: See, but here's the thing is, you're right, but I
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: also don't think they're watching it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: The whole time.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: This guy's texting and driving it home. You fucking die.
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: According to the Waymos, there is continuous surveillance.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, that means whenever there's a mistake or a problem...
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Someone's watching it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: No, I think they're watching all the time. No. People
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: vape and shit and they get in trouble.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: They might be watching all the time, but they're watching
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: eight other cars.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: But what's getting you in trouble? They charge you?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're watching eight other cars. There's not one
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: person on every car.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Can you Google this?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: There's no person looking at eight cars.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Can you Google this?
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Do you go to jail if you get your dick
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: sucked in a Waymo? Or do you get fined?
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: It's not decent exposure because you're not.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: The windows, I feel like, are way tinted on Waymo.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: After the episode, this guy in XG hopping on Waymo.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: We're going to buy plants. Don't worry about it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: While unlikely for a first-time offense, you can technically face
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: jail time under public indecency laws depending on how visible
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: you are and whether anyone sees you.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: Can you ask what about the fact that the people
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: on the Waymo team are watching you?
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm still reading on this stuff, but Waymo will
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: stop the ride and call the cops.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: But what if you just get out and run?
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: You'll probably lock the fucking doors too, dog.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: But what if you just get out the car and run?
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it does. It locks the doors, it says.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: It will lock the door.
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but they're already calling the cops.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: You got a dispatch on you, son.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: You could just run. Hello, police.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: My boy just came.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Can you come around?
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: This guy is cool as fuck.
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: Plus, I'm pretty sure you got to have the Waymo app,
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: and I'm pretty sure that has integrated GPS on the app,
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: which is on your phone.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: So you're on foot.
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: It's following you wherever the fuck you go.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Leave your phone.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: You can't even get your dick sucked.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: Because a rapper is getting his dick sucked in his limo.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: You can't even get your.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Dick sucked in the limo.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Nobody even takes limo anymore.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Well, if there's other people in there.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: And there's a real guy driving.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: No, there's a camera at every movie theater.
• 41:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, like, you shouldn't get
• 41:43
  Speaker 9: your dick sucked in a movie theater. Unless you're, like,
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: a teenager and you're being crazy.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's... I was about to say I'd done it,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: but I was very young when that happened.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: At this grown age, I'd be like, no, I'm not, no.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: For the record, teenagers should not be allowed to do
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: that at all. And I never did that myself.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: My name is Mickey Mouse.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: And, Mom, if you're watching.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: You're saying that as Mickey Mouse?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I'd be fucking mad as fuck if I went to
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: go watch fucking... Doomsday and then somebody's getting their dick
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: sucked behind me.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: I would be upset.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: I would be upset.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: That I'm not getting my dick sucked. But a Waymo
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: is not a movie theater, bro.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: The guy busts a nut right at the reveal. Everyone's like,
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: he's like, it's perfect time. Yeah, nah. I don't know.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: That's like instant fucking fade, dog.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: You fight him?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: There's going to be something going on.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: You wait for him to put his dick away or
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: you fight him with dick out?
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Well, if I wait, I can.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Just hit him while he's mid, trying to get his
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: pants up.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: You could just kind of hit him in the jaw.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Knock him out and end it there.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, end it there before he even reacts.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Don't give him a chance to put his dick away.
• 42:45
  Speaker 8: I guess best case scenario, you just get banned and
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: you got to pay a cleaning fee or some shit.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: If you get dirty in it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: But I feel like they just call the cops.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: There's no cleaning fee. She swallowed, sir.
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: I wonder if anyone has got their dick sucked in
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: a Waymo.
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: I'm looking through Reddit. I'm looking through Reddit, but nothing
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: shows up right now.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: You're already on it. People in the chat room, if
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: you got your dick sucked in a Waymo, let us know.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: We want to hear about it.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: We want to hear about it. This is what America
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: wants to know.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you go to jail, dog.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Have you given a way blow? That's what we should
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: call them. A way blow.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: A way blow.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: A way blow in the way mode.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Don't use the way mode. Don't get in those.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Unless you're granting a way blow.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: No, don't.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Someone needs a job.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Cancel the way mode.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Nitty's uncle needs a job.
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: They say that they have cameras in the interior and
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: accelerometers that sense when the car shakes too much.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: So it knows when you're, you know.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: No, sir. It's your alignment.
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: Look, if you don't give a fuck, do it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: But if you give a fuck.
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: You may not want to do it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: There's couples that have gotten in trouble at airlines for doing...
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Shit they're not supposed to in the middle of a
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: fucking flight.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: A lot of people fuck in the flight more than
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: you think, dog.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: Not fucking.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: That's hard.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: In the bathroom?
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: No, I saw his interview about like stewardess and shit
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: like that and the kind of shit they go through
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and they're like, you run into that way more often
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: than you think.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: I can see head because you know like you're flying
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: and then like you tell your.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Lady like, oh, lay down on my lap.
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: And some people don't try to.
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: That's right, Adonis.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Some people don't try to fucking be low key about
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: it too. And there's not really much you can do
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: about it until you get off work. Like, it's not
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: like you could be like, hey, everybody, let's stop this person.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: No.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Some people don't give a fuck either. Some people are
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: just in it for the thrill.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: They're like, whatever the fuck. Yeah, some people, that's what
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: they're into. Their kink is being watched, voyeurism or whatever.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: As you have your hog mask on. Some people love it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: Just see, it's something very perverted about seeing your eyes
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: through that hog mask.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: I don't like it.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Have you seen, okay, so you're saying these people need
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: jobs too, right, for fucking Waymo and Lyft. Have you
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: seen what the Lyft drivers are doing? They're all fucking doing,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: they meet up in little groups. And they fucking reject
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: all the fucking rides in a certain area, so it
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: raises it up, the price, so they can charge you
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: surge prices. So now they have a control over that shit.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: So let's just say during Comic-Con, all these fools are
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: going to reject people that have low foot. You're pretty
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: much going to be rejecting them for a while until
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: the shit causes a surge, and then they fucking charge
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: you surge price.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: That's expected.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: That's expected. When I go somewhere and I know the concert's.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Over, I expect to pay two to three times more
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: than what I paid when I left the house.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Waymo is going to charge me whatever price we agree on.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: Well, fuck the Waymo, bro, again.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: It's cheaper.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: It's also going to get rid of fucking people's jobs.
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: How cheap is it?
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: So are you. You fucking don't even have papers. You're
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: literally taking someone's job.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: You don't have papers?
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: You're literally taking someone's job.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not taking no one's job.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I'm on YouTube.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: Who else wants to take my fucking job? Go ahead.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I left here and no one took my job.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: A legal guy. I'm just saying you have no right to.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: No, but on this whole thing.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: You're an immigrant too.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: I'm here legally.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: No one wants to hear what you think.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: I have papers.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: You Canadian.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, obviously you guys can get way most, but
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: there's no point. Just get a fucking human being. Like
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: the people are going to.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Lose their jobs.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: They already see they're already surging and getting together. So
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: they get paid better.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: You're right. Support humans.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're literally supposed to that way. Guess who's
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: keeping all that money? A rich motherfucker that already has it.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Who is a human.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: And the Uber guy is fucked up because I've literally
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: told him.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: I've literally gotten a very expensive Uber. Anytime it's more
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: than $ 100, I go up to the Uber guy.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, it's $ 120. You want cash? They always say,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: fuck yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Now cancel the Uber so they can pay the $ 5 fee.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Here's your $ 100. Anything over $ 100, fuck Uber, fuck Lyft,
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: fuck the whole company.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Dude, I go straight up to them. They're usually pious.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey,¿ quieres un efectivo? Fuck yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: How much?
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: Dude, I'll give you exactly. I'm not even trying to lowball.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: I'll give you exactly what Uber wants.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: I just want you to have it as a fucking
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: human being because you're the one doing the motherfucking job.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: These fools are in the company doing jack shit and
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: with Waymother doing jack less shit.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Fucking Mother Teresa over here. Yeah, fool.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Give my fucking people a job, dog.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: Damn, man!
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: You hear that? He's like the Mexican Moses.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Give my people jobs. Technically, not your people because those
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: people have papers.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: They don't, too, because they just drive under someone else.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: You know how many times I show up to an
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Uber and I'm like, that.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Is not fucking Jeffrey.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: That is fucking Jose. That is Arturo, but Arturo lets
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: me drink when I'm in an Uber, so let's go, Arturo.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't like the Waymos either, man. I don't
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: know about you guys, man.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: I'll take it.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: If the motherfucking price to get home from fucking Comic-Con
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: is $ 60 in Lyft, and then I call fucking Waymo,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: and that shit says $ 25, fuck you fools.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking getting on that Waymo, dog.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: How much less?
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Wait, how much less?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: If the surge price, let's just say, is at Comic-Con
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: and we're trying to get it.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: We're trying to get home, dog. To get my home, right?
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: To get in my house.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Let's just say I live close. And let's just say
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: it's just $ 70.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: And then a Waymo comes through and that fool says, hey, homie, $ 31.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Here we go, dog.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I also don't think it would be half the price.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I'm with you.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: I'm with you.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: If you're broke, I'm with you. If you're broke, I
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: want to see you take that fucking $ 70 Uber.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: That's what I just said.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I was about to say that.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: If you're struggling on the struggle side, I understand half
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: the prices, you're going to take half. I'll admit it.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: I'll take the fucking half. Well, if it's an extra $ 5, $ 10, well,
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: fuck Waymo.
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: Okay, here we go.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I fucked the robots.
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: Here's the answer. Waymo is generally not cheaper than Uber
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: on average. Data from an early 2026 shows that an
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: average Waymo ride costs around $ 19. 69, while an average Uber
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: ride is cheaper at $ 17.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: 47. Human good.
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: Bro, there's this app called Grab in Vietnam, and it's
• 49:07
  Speaker 9: their Uber. And that shit was cheap. I went to
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: the airport. It must have been to US dollar. It
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: must have been like eight bucks.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because their money is not worth anything.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Do you feel rich?
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: They eat mice. bro.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Do you feel rich when you're out there?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: You're just like, just stalling money, like I can buy whatever?
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: Well, no, because I still, I don't have that much
• 49:23
  Speaker 9: American dollar, but like, I feel richer.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: It's stretched.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Oh, hell yeah, it's stretched.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Do you want to tell them about Vietnamese Epstein?
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: Vietnamese Epstein?
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: He met Vietnamese Epstein.
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: I met this dude in Vietnam.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: There is this dude in Vietnam.
• 49:38
  Speaker 9: And uh he was vietnamese epstein dog that he like
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: he had this whole like village with like different rooms
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: and uh he gave us a feast like quail and
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: like everything beer whatever and then like hot waitresses and
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: he was just like you like her you like her
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: and i was just like bro i don't want to
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: get involved in any of your schemes but yeah it
• 49:57
  Speaker 9: was overage right overage overage let's start.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Off there because that sounded very creepy what's the epstein.
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: Part of it all I mean, bro, he had a
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: villa and hot girls and food.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: That's just a pimp.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he was offering them, but it
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: felt like he was joking. I couldn't tell.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a pimp.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: I expected an island.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: That sounds like Drake.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I expected he knew the dictator of so-and-so.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: It's the Vietnamese Epstein, okay? They eat mice. Also, he
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: had a villa.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Since you brought up fucking prostitution.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he was an Epstein of Vietnam.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: He wouldn't be eating mice.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. He had quail, but I'm saying
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: he had a villa. You can't expect too much.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Since you brought up prostitution, what's up with the little boys?
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: The little boys? The little boys?
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: I brought you one back because you asked so nicely.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Lady boys.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: The lady boys.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: That's in Thailand.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Big difference.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: That's in Thailand.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's Thailand?
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Isn't that Vietnam?
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: No, it's different.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: It's completely separate.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: I thought it was the same thing. But, like, I mean,
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: it's close by enough for you to think that, yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Similar facial structure. Close enough that you'll get confused but wrong.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: You're like, what's up with the lady boys? I might
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: go soon. I might bring my plants.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: He's like, hey, Seth, let's hop in a Waymo and
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: go to fucking Thailand. For the little boys. That's crazy.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: Don't call them little boys, bro.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Lady boys.
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: Jesus Christ.
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: I'm not Jeffrey Epstein from fucking Vietnam.
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: I'm not Jeffrey Epstein either, dog. I'm not the one
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: fucking hanging out with.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: You're going to get a message from the fucking Vietnam
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: one talking about you like little boys?
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Good thing I'm in a costume today. They're not going
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: to think this is Adonis. Go hit up Adonis in Canada.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Well, that's why he keeps saying little boy. Yeah. Yeah,
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: forget that you're a seven-year-old Canadian boy.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: It's weird that you know his age.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: I think he's seven.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: I'm just assuming. This fool knows the age and everything.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: You don't look seven years old. You have a beard.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: You better hope this fool's not seven years old, dog.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: How old do you think the kid is? When did
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: he get exposed for having a kid?
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: His kid's probably like 10, bro.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: He's nine. Okay. All right. That one saved you, Nitty.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: How much does he look like XG right now? What
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: do you guys think?
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: Bro, I thought you were Napoleon Dynamite when you walked in.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: I was like, it's a bad Napoleon Dynamite.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: I thought he was a Mexican Bob Ross.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Tell me Drake ain't going to look like a.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: Little beard.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: You look like that?
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: When he's grown up. I didn't know what to be.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: What to be.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: I was like, you guys, he's on set to dress up.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Do something.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I just had this.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just found a wig.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: I was like.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, you should have went as Mexican Eazy-E.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: You look more like a Mexican Eazy-E.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could have been a Mexican Eazy-E.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Take it easy.
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: But you more so look like a guy who's like, fuck,
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: what do I do for my costume?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why didn't you do your hippie costume?
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought you were going to be a hippie.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: I used the wig and then that shirt fit a
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: little too fucking gay to me.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: It was tight.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Too little gay.
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: That shirt made me look fat.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Think about it.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: It's tie-dye and then it's really tight on me.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: It's extra gay.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 53:07
  Speaker 9: I feel like Mark Wahlberg's wearing a tight shirt.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: No one's like Mark Wahlberg's gay. But you're saying you
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: look gay in a tight shirt.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Gay and then it's tie-dyed?
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: I think I agree with you. I don't look great
• 53:17
  Speaker 9: in a tight shirt either.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Tie-dyed? And then tie-dyed?
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not doing that anymore.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Sitting down. People can't even see.
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: People actually are sleeping on your outfit because you're supposed
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: to be Drake's kid and you got the Child's Play
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: shirt on.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: I worked it in there.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: Wait, does he wear a Child's Play shirt? He's got
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: an album.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: He's got an album called Child's Play?
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: You're a fan of this little boy.
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: These guys are Drake fans over Kendrick. Kendrick's great, but
• 53:57
  Speaker 9: Drake's so good, dude. You got me more into Drake.
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: Everybody's here is Drake, except for Ray. I grew up
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: listening to Kendrick a lot more. I didn't get into
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: Drake until recently.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Drake's, uh, he's great.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Drake's the best, dog.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: But he's just so fun to hate on, though. Like,
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: he's fun to make fun of.
• 54:14
  Speaker 9: But he is great. Like, Drake's the shit. His music
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: is pretty good. But I didn't know for a long time.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: You gotta give it up to Drake, dog.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: How many times were you having sex and you were
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: bumping Drake, dog?
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: Bitches love Drake.
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: You're just listening to his intros? Whatever, fool.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: He's like, wait, rewind that one. I like that part.
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: Bitches love Drake, dog. Bitches love Drake. I've literally hooked
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: up with him.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Can we play other Drake?
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: I don't care what you play.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: And you can't do that shit with some Kendrick.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: You can't do it. You can't be fucking bitching no Kendrick.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: I was on Compton Boulevard. I'm Rose Kranz.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Is he screaming at you? There's like a lady fighting
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: with her husband in the background. Fuck you.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, bro.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: She's like, I'm scared right now.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to bring back the van because his
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: dad wants dominoes. His outros. Fuck Drake.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: But if you're a dude who fucks to Drake, do better, dog.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: Let me put on Drake.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: There's probably guys who fuck to the craziest music. Fucking...
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Who knows?
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine the music Ne-Yo fucks to.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Ne-Yo? Yeah.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: His own music, dog.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: No, fucking the one who hangs himself.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, I thought you meant Ne-Yo.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Like Screamo.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Like that big shit.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, do that big shit.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Do that Screamo shit right now. Like, how do they
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: do it?
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what you're talking about.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: You never heard, like, that Spixwheels?
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Pixwheeling for music?
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: No.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: You've never heard of that?
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: And I've hung out with.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Way too many white people. It's called pig squealing. It's
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: like this type of music that they do, and they
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: do pig noises, and it's like rock.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: It's weird.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: It's called deathcore.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: Everybody go oink, oink, oink.
• 55:48
  Speaker 8: Opera cowboy.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Everybody go oink, oink, oink. I'm trying to boink, boink, boink.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: It's just my song.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's weird, bro. And people like, there's some
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: guys that have literally lost their.
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: Vocal, their voice. Whatever the fucking... Vocal cords? Vocal cords
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: trying to do that stupid... I don't know what it is, bro.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Can you look a piece.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: Of it up, Ray?
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: It sounds crazy. I thought everyone had heard it before.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: That shit is like really fucking... I don't even know
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: how you understand.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: I didn't know about pig squealing, man.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: I don't even understand how you fucking understand those lyrics
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: and shit.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: Would you go to the Juggalos gathering to go vlog it? Yeah, 100%.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: What's the Juggalos?
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Nitty, let him know.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: I just discovered it, too. The Gathering of the Juggalos.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: It's like ICP.
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: They're, like, festival they've been doing for, like, 25 years
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: where white people just go be extremely.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Weird.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: Like, they wear that.
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: Cypress Hill has performed. And they mosh or something.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: They do create... It's more than mosh. Mosh is probably, like,
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: the most... normal thing that they're doing.
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: What are they are they walking around on leashes.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah like they show each other each other's buttholes they
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: light each other on fire this is real like you're
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: not just.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Fucking with me no for real some guy stapled his balls.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: I saw cause channel 5 channel 5 went there and
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: did an interview and I was like yo we should
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: go vlog that.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: And they say white people don't have culture yeah that's
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: culture though you haven't been to the ICP concert crazy.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah some of that shit is just very disgusting you
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: see on that shit on the at that.
• 57:11
  Speaker 12: Oink oink bitches yep because goth chicks are usually fat
• 57:21
  Speaker 12: so of course they would like i don't.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Know that chick that goth chick drake that was talking
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: drake was talking to wasn't fat.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah she's pretty sexy she's pretty sexy yeah.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Right and she but like my dad says she's one
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: of those chicks that she gets a prank she gets
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: pregnant It's over with.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: It's over, dog.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: It's over, bro. She's green torta.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's not coming back from that. My dad's like, yeah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: those look hot until they get pregnant.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: That's fucking, yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: They're going to dip her in the oil once and
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: then boom, puffed up. Yep. She's fried.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: That's what you call it?
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Dip her in the oil once and she's puffed up.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: She's fried.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: First kid, dipping them in the oil.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro. There's some chicks that you can tell, be like, oh,
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: that chick has one.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Kid in her.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: Oh. Yep.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: Do any of you think you'll ever be a stepdad?
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: Depends how sexy his mom is.
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: But you only have a son because you like little boys?
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Know.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: I guess it would be weirder to want a daughter,
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: I guess.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Who knows?
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: If it's not yours?
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: I mean, if it's not yours, who cares? Do you
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: want to have kids one day? I hope to have
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: kids one day. If you have a stepkid, who cares?
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: What kind of kid do you want to have?
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Sorry?
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: What kind of kid do you want to have?
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: Like, boy or girl?
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Black kid.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't care.
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: What race? What race kid do you want to have?
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Ooh, that's fun.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: That's up to him. It's who he fucks. That's his problem.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: Say black, Nitty.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: Get me a black kid.
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: You want a black kid?
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Get me to the NBA. Make me an NBA dad.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: You got to fuck a giant black chick.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: I'll fucking do it.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, fuck Shaq's daughter.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: Come here. I love you, Nitty.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: You have a 6'7 son?
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: She looks like Shaq.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: I guess that's a good way to go. What about you?
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: What kind of kid do you want to have? What
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: kind of kid do you want to have?
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Fucking just like me, dog.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: Just like you want to keep.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: It in the family?
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: You want to keep it in the.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Family dog little me a little bit like what's the
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: point of having a kid if you don't want it
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: to be like you if you don't like yourself then
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: why do you have kids.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah i don't think those people mean to have kids.
• 59:20
  Speaker 9: Like my first thing i'm like he's the only kind
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: of kid what kind of kid do you want to
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: have what race kid do you want Probably my race.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: This guy, if Izo could have his way, he'd fucking
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: have a blue hair, blonde hair, blue eyes, blonde hair kid.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: A super saiyan kid?
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah. He's just the inner Nazi in him.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Super saiyan kid with nationality of Japanese.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: Messed with all the perks in the world, dog. My
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: son to be Middle Eastern or something. I want to
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: keep him.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Terrorist, huh?
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: I want my son to fucking take care of America, dog.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 59:52
  Speaker 9: I want to have Osama Bin Laden as my son.
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: I think having a kid that still kind of looks
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: like me would be cool.
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: I feel you on that. But also, a black kid
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: would be pretty sick. NBA dad.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: I'm too short to be an NBA dad, though.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: I couldn't do it.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Like a black kid?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, both of you guys just want to make
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: your genes with a black girl just for sports benefits.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Yes, I want to benefit off my child. What's the
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: point of having a kid when they don't?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: That's a good way to go. Black people are good looking.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: Middle Eastern people, black people.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: So you say, what's the point of having a kid
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: if you can't benefit off of him?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they grow old, they take care of you. That's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: why you have kids. Right? So then you just don't
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: die alone in a fucking.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: You really can't lose because you have a white kid
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: and your kid gets to be white.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: You try not to make them hate you. You try
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: to have a good relationship with the guy. Or girl.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: So that when you're old, they'll fucking return the favor.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, it doesn't always work that way.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: That shouldn't be your intention.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, yeah, doesn't that sound like
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: the only one.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: That's... That's the only reason the human population is continuing.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: And so people have someone that will continue to take
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: care of them when you're old.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: See, but that shouldn't be your intention.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Your intention is to be a good father so that
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: they want to be a good daughter and take care
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: of you.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: Of course. What am I saying?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: But that logic of I'm having kids so I can
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: have someone take care of me is kind of fucked up.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Like a meal ticket?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: That's selfish as fuck.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: What do you mean? Then what's the other reason of
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: having kids?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: It's just as selfish of you wanting a kid for
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: it to be exactly like you.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: Okay, I can see that.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: You want someone to fucking keep the fucking lineage going,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: take care of you.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: Then that kid learns how to fucking take care of
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: his parents, so he has a kid that wants to
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: do the same for him.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: But no matter what, you don't want to.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: Just get dropped off at a fucking home or left
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: on the street.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Because you're old.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: Only.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 9: Like, any kid you have with any race girl is
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 9: still going to look like you.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: It's just going to look like you in that race.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: If Denny's kid doesn't take care of this, he's going
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: to be sitting in the closet with a gun in
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: his mouth.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro. Shoot the kid first.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, you failed. I don't know. That's kind of.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Okay, go have a kid and just
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: let him run free. And when you're old, sitting by yourself,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: you're like, where's my fucking kid? I wish I agreed
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: with Nidhi on the podcast.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: See, but that's the point.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: They don't owe you.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: They don't owe you nothing. Just because you have them...
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: No one's saying they owe you anything.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: You're hoping that you take enough care of your kid
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: that they want to take care of you.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Then that's it.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: But you're saying kind of like, oh, no, they should
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: just do it.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: If you treat them right, they should just do it. Yeah.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: That's why I said some people don't have that.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if someone says.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Somebody said this is very Indian of Nidhi.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: All right, go. Go have your kids and watch them
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: when you're old and they don't call you and you're like.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: You think Browsy's kids are like, Mama, we don't call you.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: No, Browsy seems like a good mom. She fucking brought
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: her kids to PuffCon.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: No, she did not.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: She takes her kids everywhere. Mama. Mama. Mama. Donate to
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: the pig man, mama.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: The more I keep looking at that shit.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: Wait, so in your logic, the kids are watching the
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 8: fucking podcast?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, they are.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: And where's she at?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Wherever she is. The kids were watching while they were
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: in her belly. They're connected to us.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 9: Do you give your kid an Indian name or do
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: you give your kid an American name?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: I guess it would depend on the girl I fuck.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Rakesh Patel.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: What do you mean? First of all, we're talking about
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: your wife, hopefully.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: This girl I fuck.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that I have the kid with. I don't know
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: what I would give Mike. I haven't thought about it.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: I'm not fucking planning my wedding and.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: The colored flowers I want.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: You goddamn fags. I don't know. I don't care. Why
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: would I be thinking about it?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, you're over there talking to your plants.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever. You guys are at home planning.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, one day when I have a kid, I'm going
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: to fucking name him fucking Xavier Jr.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: Fucking losers.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, Nitty.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Go the fuck up. You guys are probably like, oh,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: I can't wait to get married. I'm going to have
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: a white suit.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: I'm going to match with my fucking bride's flower.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: It's going to be so good.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: Hey, little fag.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Hey, you're the only one that's been engaged, mister.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: We want to get married.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: You're engaged?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: For how long?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: For over four years because I didn't plan shit.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: He's all emotional because he's already gone through it all.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: He's like, you don't want to get engaged, kid. Yeah,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: don't do it. You don't want to know about that.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: You don't want to fucking do it.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dog. I don't know.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: Why the fuck would I be planning my kid's name?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: I'm not a fucking nine-year-old girl. I don't know, bro.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: I was trying to think of shit to talk about.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Can we agree that we're going to put Hazal in
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: the middle of it?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: What are you guys going to name your kids, huh?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: That you guys are planning so much. Fucking you got it.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know either.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: You got it. Xavier Jr.? Yeah, you got it, bro. XGJR?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Fucking you got it.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: This fucking kid's going to be an acronym. Yeah, fool. XJ.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Instead of XG, XJ, because it's Xavier Jr. XJR, like
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: a model of a car.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: I think it'd be sick to name my son after
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: one of my brothers.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: I would like to do that.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: I think that'd be cool. That or like maybe go
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: full Indian name.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: He's going to tell me what he's going to name
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: his kid.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: No, I did not. Yeah, you did.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: You said it was Asham Ketchum.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Asham Ketchum. Fucking dyslexic. Asham Ketchum. You made him Jewish.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: The little boys.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: Asham Ketchum.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: What's that?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: Taking cream from a mouse, dude?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Come on, dude.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: I'm drinking mouse blood now. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: It's just like.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Nitty would just be like, this is Onion Jr.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Onion Jr.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: OJ, have you guys tried Wild Food 2 or no?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: Nothing wild?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: I had some wild Mexican food one time.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Crickets, that's about it.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: I had a... I mean, this is probably not that wild,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: but I... They were sauteed, though.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 9: I was eating this soup at my friend Adrian's house
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 9: when I was a kid, and it was bomb as fuck.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: And I got to the middle of it, and I
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: saw chicken foot. And I was like, fuck that.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: I couldn't finish it.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: In the soup?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: You say, fuck that on the chicken foot, but fried mice, sir?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: I'll eat fried mice before chicken foot, though.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: That is so Indian of you, sir.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: I see people that just eat that fucking... Chicken foot.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: I love that shit.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: I know. I know people that do that too.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: You guys don't like pozole con pata?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: What the fuck is that?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not really a big pata guy.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: Habla ingles, senor?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: I know it's out there.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: You have pozole, right? You like pozole?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: What's pozole?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: It's like the fat. I don't like the fat, man.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: Like the hominy. Is it called hominy?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not big on that.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: I avoid pork when I can. Pork is just weird
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: to me.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, obviously you do.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: You're wearing a fucking fake mask. Whenever I eat pork,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: it makes me feel weird.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: Don't you eat a lot of bacon, bro?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: No, I don't eat bacon. The only time I eat
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: pork is when I get pepperoni on my pizza.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: This is all the time you eat a lot of pizza.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: I won't go out of my way to fucking have pork, though.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: I always take beef or chicken over it.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: I feel you on that.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Pork's just weird, man.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: But al pastor is bomb as fuck, bro. I get
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: al pastor a lot.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: I know I'm wearing a pig mask, but pig is weird, bro.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: Why is our DNA so close to this fucking pig?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: They're super smart, too.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: People say that they were the first attempt at humans.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Pigs are super smart.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they use pigs if they want to try some
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: shit on humans.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Is that why the Muslims hate them so much?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Jewish people, Muslim people, they're like, don't eat fucking
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: pig because it's disgusting. And their DNA is so close
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: to humans. I'm pretty sure the people that put us
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: on this earth, their first attempt at us was pigs.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: You really think they fucking skipped monkeys or what?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: No, like whatever they tried.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: They just skipped them all.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Are our organs the same as monkeys?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Watch, bro.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: It's pigs and monkeys.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm saying like, you know how our bodies
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: are built? There's the heart, the fucking lungs. Does the
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: monkey have the same anatomy?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: I would say.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: Like the organ is in the same place?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 9: I don't know, but I would like to think so.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: They're like superhumans, bro.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: They're strong as fuck. Yeah, they're superheroes. Like baby fucking.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Then they probably are closer to us than fucking the pigs, bro.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: Right? I think so.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but when they do experiments, they fucking use like
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: pig organs.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: It's pretty weird.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Because if you get transferred a pig's heart, you die
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: because it doesn't last that long.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: You can live, I think it's like an extra three days,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: but you die.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: Humans are biologically and genetically much closer to primates than
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: they are to pigs.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm just saying that they were the first attempt.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying we're fucking.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: But pigs are similar to humans?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: Shared ancestry. Humans and pigs both belong to the group
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: of mammals... So we do share a very distant common ancestor,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 8: but that split happened roughly 65 to 90 million years ago.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: That's why we got people with pig faces. They're out there.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: You've seen those noses? Those big chunkers with the fucking
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: pig nose?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: A white guy from Alabama?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: You don't see those that often no more.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: I remember going to elementary, and then people would make
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: fun of this chick because she had a pig nose
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: and all this shit.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're along her ancestry. No, but you're right.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: They don't last too long. First patient.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: 57-year-old man received the first modified pig heart transplant at
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: the university.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: That was the first one. That was in 2022.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: There hasn't been that many.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: There's only been three, and one of them survived two months,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: and the other one survived 40 days.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: Give it 10 years. That's pretty good for a.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Pig heart, dog.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: An extra two months?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It took a while. of a pig?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: You fucking.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: Look how he says this while being a fucking pig.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: It took a heart of a pig?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: Because think about how often we slaughter a pig. In
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: another two months.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: Every day.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: All day.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: 24-7.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: That shit is not haram.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: Definitely not haram.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: That shit's the bomb. All right.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: All right, piglet.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: Genetic similarity.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Wait up.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: If a doctor told you, yo, honestly, you're about to die.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Are you taking the death or you want an extra
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: two months with this fucking pig heart?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: The doctor's like, give me two months with the pig heart.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: He's like, you want three?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: Two months with the pig heart.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: The fuck you want to live?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: We want to live with the pig heart, dawg. It's inhumane.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: You think you're going to go to heaven after.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: You think you're going to go to heaven after you
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: got a pig heart in you, dog?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: You're a fucking... You're like.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: You're a monster, bro. You're a fucking Frankenstein. Jesus don't
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: want that shit up there, dog.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Jesus don't want that shit, dog.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: He's going to be like, you go downstairs with heaven, dog.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: I'm going to see Vishnu, dog. I'm going to.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: Go see Vishnu.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: He's going to be like, good choice, man. You use science.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: We love science.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: The elephant man seems like he would be happy, the
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: fact that he showed up with a pig's heart.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: Ganesh. Oh. Yeah. He'd be like, very good. Ingenious.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Good thinking. With the fucking pig, bro. What the fuck?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: Is there a fucking pig?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Is there a pig, dog?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: It looks like a pig?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: No, because pigs, I'm telling you, bro. Pigs are fucking
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: not good. And why?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: Pigs are not good, man.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: No, I mean, real Hindus don't eat any type of meat.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: They're vegetarians.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: No, but in India, you guys respect the cow, right?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you won't find beef really anywhere. You really won't
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: find pork. Mostly just chicken.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Damn. Just fucking up the birds.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: But if you go to China... What the fuck? If
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: you go to China... Chicken's in the recipe. Chicken tikka masala.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: They eat chicken. Chicken's the only one. No, that's the
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: one that they do eat.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: But if you go to China, that's where 90% of
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: the pigs in the world are from China.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Am I the only person that.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: I was looking at Nitty and all I'm thinking about
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: is the Saw movies.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Do you want to play a game?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: Do you want to play a game?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, when he kidnaps you?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he kidnaps you with the pig mask all the time.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: That movie, that's a classic, bro.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: As much as it's not one to watch every day
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: because it's so gory and it's just too much blood,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: but the concept and the actual story.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: It was hard to.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Make out in that movie.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 8: Don't throw us up.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: That's it. Those movies were hard.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: To make out when you were in high school.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Like you're hearing.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: Somebody's like.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Fucking screaming and he's just like fuck I'm trying to
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: get hard.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Here but you could you could finger blast because you
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: know they're screaming she's screaming you know.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: Finger blasting but you.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 8: Sound like a crow finger blasting I.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Guess I was fucking some crow I don't know but
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: that's what I was hearing when I was watching.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Xavier took a crow to the movie apparently the.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: First saw the first saw was probably the best one
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: for sure It was such a cool idea, you know?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Why did he do it? In one of the movies,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: he did it because what?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: His wife died?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: You've all done something in the past. No.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right? They couldn't save his wife and that fool
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: was mad at the doctors?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: It was something like that, yeah. But if you, I mean,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: and all of them technically said that their fault. All
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: of them did something horrible or they were bad to themselves.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: It was like punishment. It wasn't just random people. It
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: was people that did horrific things and hurt other people,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: which is why at the movie you watch and you're like, oh,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: it's not that bad that he's dying then. Even though
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: he's literally getting his fucking neck fucking slit.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing about movies, right?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: If you make the main character, like, the main character,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: no matter who the movie is, we usually fall in
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: love with the main character. You can almost tell any
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: story from any side and we'll fall.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? You could tell Jeffrey Dahmer's
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: side the story and people start, like, falling in love
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: with this guy. That's how people become fans of him.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 9: I don't think he's the serial killer bitches that are
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 9: weaving about, like, I think Jeffrey Dahmer was weird.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: There's bitches that love that guy.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: There's people that love serial killers.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: Jeffrey Dahmer.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 9: I know there's the serial killer series, but I think
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 9: there's the hot fictional guys.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: I think that's what it is. Are they doing real
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: serial killers?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Bitches love serial killers.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: These fools have bitches sending them letters every fucking day, bro.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: Saying, if you were out, I'd marry you.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: Damn, bro.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 9: That's why girls don't want us, dog. Because we're not
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 9: killing enough people. I don't have a body count. They're like,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 9: you're a pussy.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: You don't have a body count. Just start getting teardrop tattoos. Yeah, just.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Just go handle it at the open mics, bro. Nobody
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: cares about those people.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: Bro, imagine there was a serial killer only killing open micers.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Isn't that true?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: That'd be nuts, bro.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: There's a serial killer that got caught.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: There's a serial killer that just got caught because he
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: was on tour and killing after every comedy tour, bro.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: He was on all the college shows. He was killing
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: somebody and they couldn't figure it out.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: For the longest.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: But was it real?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's real, bro. Like, like, I mean, can you
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: look this up?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 8: I'm looking it up right now. There is no famous
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: real life standup comedian who was secretly a prolific serial killer. However,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 8: the connection between comedy and serial killers usually points to
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 8: a few specific real world individuals, such as the dating
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: game killer, Rodney Alcala.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: That's a movie movie theme right there. This guy starts
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: doing standup. He starts sucking cause it's open mics and
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: he gets so mad and he starts killing people that
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: are doing better than him. And that's how he's trying
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: to get in the comedy game by just killing the
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: fucking people that are doing better.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It could be like.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: He kills the opener.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: Those hacky Halloween movies.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: You know who would be great to be the killer?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: You're talking about the real life story of XG.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: You know who would be great to be the killer?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: That guy who hated that Asian guy from Kill Tony?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: Hans Kim and Rick Diaz. Rick Diaz would be.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: A good serial killer.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: Rick would be a great serial killer, bro.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: He gets mad every time.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: Like, what is it?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: It all starts with Hans. Yeah, it all starts with
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: that situation. And then Hans goes missing. And then just, like,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: he just keeps going after every time he bombs. That'd
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: be crazy.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: Rick's the man, though. But, yeah, he's a scary-looking dog.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 6: Rick at night, dude.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: Ooh.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: Lenderman. He was sleeping on my couch for three weeks.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: This fool gets pussy, though.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not saying he doesn't get pussy.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: This fool saw me one of the chicks that he
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: fell in love with in France.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: Where was he from?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Dime piece. Bro, I saw why he was heartbroken.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: But can you imagine, though? What if that's just like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: a fucking six where he's from?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: Probably. Damn. What did that fuck you up, dog?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: He's like, I never thought about that.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: That's sad, bro.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: Well, no, they say, well, if you love white bitches,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: they say.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: Sweden has, like, they're all fucking eights and above.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: No, but what I'm saying is, like, we've never been
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: where he's from, dog. Like, for all that you know, like,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: what if that's an average six.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Or a seven?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: Like a girl that works at Subway.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, and it's like, but you show somebody in America, like, Xavier,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: and Xavier's like, what the fuck?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, I guess I'm not funny then. He gets
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: all mad. Yeah, salute to everybody in the chat room.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, everybody that has been tuning in.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Sorry about it, doing it a little bit later than usual.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: I was setting up with Threadquarters at Comic-Con. If you're
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: going to be going to Comic-Con, I will see you
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: guys there Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. It is going to
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: be dope. I will be having the t-shirts that you
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: see me post up, the Doctor Doom, the Spider-Man one,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: and a a bunch of other stuff. So make sure
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: you guys pull up because, uh.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: You know, come Sunday. Tommy said he can get me in.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: First of all, first of all, let me, let me, this.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: Is a conversation me and Tommy had without you. Okay.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: And I just saw Tommy and I asked about this
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: specifically because.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: I literally, I was like, Hey Tommy, did I get
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: my passes? He's like, yeah, bro, I got you. Oh,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: you know, passes through this is now it's like, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, by the way, I didn't hear anything.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: From fucking numbnuts over here. Fucking XG and fucking Nitty.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: So I was like, have you heard anything about him?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: He's like, I told Nitty I could get passes. Did
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: he get back to you? He's like, no. He didn't
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: ask me for no passes.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: Well, I told him yes already. I didn't know I
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: had to fucking reconfirm.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you were lying, dog.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, most likely Nitty's not going to show up.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: And if he does, he's literally going to be there
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: for 45 minutes and be.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: Like, I got to go do a comedy show in
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: the middle of the day.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got to go do open mic at 11.45 a.m.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: I'd love.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: To go meet Hadar. We have a meeting.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: First of all, Hadar is MIA, dog.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: You're talking about your event that I left early at.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, there is no Hadar anymore, damn it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: Hadar, we miss you. Where are you?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: See how mad you got E-Zone? He's getting us weed
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: and he gets all mad now.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck, man. He's about to call me the N-word.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: Hard R.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Stop asking for weed, N-word.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: I was, dog.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Let's get into some of the super chats, dog.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 8: First one, we got... Okay. Oh, thank you. You're going
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 8: to scroll by yourself.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 8: What's up, dog?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: What happened to that homie, dog, that had all those cats?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: I mean the cactus vendor.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: The cacti?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: Cacti.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: That's plural. Sebastian Andres, rest in peace to Professor A. X.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: Can't wait to see Doomsday.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, rest in peace. That's crazy, man.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: Doomsday, more like gay day. Next one, Speed Minion, same two.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: Almost don't have work. Doomsday's about to be lit, bro.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going to be good.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's going to be great.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: Still gay. Speed Minion, I'm going to come. I'm going
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: to go home. I know all the Marvel fans are
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 8: going to come on Doomsday.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Did your algorithm throw at you guys that the WNBA
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: females were mad that their primetime show was at 1230?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 8: The WNBA does not come into my algorithms whatsoever.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: That's why I said, did it come on?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: It's usually not on mine, but this week, for some reason,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: their final, one of their final, like the championship game
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: to win a cup was streaming at 1230 and they
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: were all mad because it's not primetime. And they're like, dude,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: this is the NBA, the WNBA championships. We should be
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: playing at 6 p.m. And they're like, that's when the
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Hawks play. And they were all fucking upset. I was
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: wondering if it ran into your guys' algorithm.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: You can't be hockey.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: No, Hawks basketball.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, I thought you said Hawks.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: They wouldn't even switch it off for like a regular
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: normal game.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 8: Blame it the Hawks for a second.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Okay. Damn.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 8: Fucked up. All dark, bro. Have a great Halloween, you
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 8: filthy animals.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: You filthy animals as well.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 8: Luis Romero, shout out from Boston, my dogs.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Salute to him in Boston.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 8: I wonder how many writers Doomsday has. Luis, thank you, dog.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 8: Rolando Valenzuela, yo. Rest in peace, Patrick Stewart.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's right, man.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Rest in peace to the legendary Professor X, Patrick Stewart.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Damn, man, that's crazy. Was he sick or what?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 8: He was probably old, dog.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: That fool was already fucking old?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 8: Next is the, well, I don't want to put it
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 8: out there, but Magneto, dog.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: He's up there.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 8: Nick's one. Nick Sack, some people.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Salute to you, dog.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: Sega Sonic Blue 6602. Great costumes table.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you guys.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 8: Damn, that yawn. Shit Shad 6.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: Salute.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: Did I miss who you're supposed to be, XG?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Adonis. Adonis. I didn't know. I just, I literally was
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: driving her. Who am I? I was driving her.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: I was like, who am I?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: A crisis.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: And then Drake's song came on.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, shit. And then I was like, oh,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: and I'm wearing this hoodie.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, it was meant to be.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: I'm Adonis.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: Adonis Graham, to be exact.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: Graham. Nine years old.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 8: The little boy.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: Next one.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 8: Sykes. XG wants his kid to not have papers like him.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: To that logic, he's correct.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: I don't want him to be that much like me.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: I want him to be just like me.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: A little like me. My wife's got... My bae mama's
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: got to have papers. I hope she takes that side
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: of it. I hope she takes.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: She don't even want you on her side.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know what I was telling you? Do you
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: remember the first villain that everyone loved?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Well, at least that I remember.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 6: Who? Was Tony Soprano.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: The first villain?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the first actual, like, that was, like, if you want.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's Scarface 2, but it was that one
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: where it was such a long show.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: It was such a long show.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: He was a piece of shit, and people still rooted
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: for him on the Sopranos. Oh, yeah, but on Tony, like,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: he was, like, it was someone you weren't supposed to
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: root for. He's the mobster. He literally works for the mafia.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: Like, you were so.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: But you'd watch that show and you were rooting for him.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: You didn't want him to get caught.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 6: It was this.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: Show where you're like, you're not rooting for the right person.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: Same with The Wire. You're rooting for the kids.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: You know why, though?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: Because he has a family. So we get connected to that.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: Whether we're a teenager watching the show or, God forbid,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 8: a kid watching the show, but especially an adult, especially
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 8: a person who's from a family of sorts, bless you, parent,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 8: married person, they got all kinds of shit in that
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 8: fucking show and Everybody who watches can really relate to
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 8: that shit, man. In some way, fashion, or form.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: When I was a little kid, you know how when
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: you're a little kid, you're kind of not really allowed
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: to watch things?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Or it's like late at night?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: XZ, no hardcore today.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: That was, dude, so.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: When my dad would watch The Sopranos, it was late
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: at night, and my mom didn't want me to watch it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: But my dad would watch it. And every once in
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: a while, he'd let me watch it.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 8: There's like strip club in every episode.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: And it makes sense when my dad watched it. And
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: I thought it was boring because you're a kid. You're like,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: there's no action.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 6: It's just guys talking.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: But now I'm like, I understand why you were watching it.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: And my dad loved that show, bro. And sometimes, you
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: know how HBO was back in the day? We're like,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: he'd watch it at a sequence.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Like he would just watch an episode. I'm like, he
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: would not.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: Because that was like back in the day.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: You missed it.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: You missed it.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: And then he'd be like, there's a problem. I was like,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: and he's like, I don't know when this is it,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: but we're watching this right now.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: I was like, dude.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: But he was rooting for fucking Tony.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we all did.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: I mean, at the end, it seemed.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Like he fucking did it, bro. But.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: Do you think.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: You know how they're making Harry Potter all over again?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: Do you think they can make The Sopranos? Not with Tony,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: but a whole different type of Sopranos.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: I hope not.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 8: I hope not. But Hollywood tends to just do it.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 8: They're like, fuck it. We need it because we're gay.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 8: Like Marvel and shit.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: Remember that fucking... That movie that the Sopranos had.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 8: Put a chick in it and make a fucking kid.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: It was a good movie.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: It was a good one. It was decent. It was good.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Everybody says it was whack. I thought it was okay.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: The movie was good, right, Ray? Remember the movie, the
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: Soprano movie?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 8: I have not seen it. I'm scared to see it.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: I liked it.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 8: But I'll see it, though.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: The Saints of Newark.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 8: Saints of Newark.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: Newark.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: I thought it was cool.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: Ray's right, though. If they did bring this back.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: It'd be a female as Tony.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: Tanya Soprano.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: Tanya Soprano. Let's take it as Tanya Soprano.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: And everyone's fucking gay.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy? I heard that was a crash out, though. Like, honestly.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: Tony?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Because his career didn't start taking off until, like, he was, like,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: maybe in his later age. And then, like, he had
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: small roles here and there. And then the Sopranos blew
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: him out and blew him up. And then he would
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: just crash out because he wasn't used to the level
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: of fame that came along with that. And there was
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of instances where that fool was beating the
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: shit out of fucking, like, paparazzi and just kind of
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: pretty much being Tony Soprano.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: Bro, he fucking.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 8: No, but even, like, even past the Sopranos, he did, like,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 8: two or three films, and he did a pretty good
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 8: job in those fucking roles. He played, like, an opposite
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 8: character for Julia Dravis for this one movie. Yeah, like
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 8: a love film, and then he played, like, this guy
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: who was washed up, kind of like that.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Oh, I thought it was a Tom Hardy one.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 8: That one was pretty good, too.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 8: That Tom Hardy film? I miss that guy.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Remember in True Romance where that fool fucking throws that
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: bitch through the fucking.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That shit was a crazy fight scene.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 8: James Gandolfini was in Sesame Street, dog.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Legend.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: He's a legend.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: Legend.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: He's a real life legend.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: Last meal was crazy.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: All that wine.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: Beer, cheese.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they say his last meal was like super fucking fattening.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they said it was.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: He literally looked like he was gonna fucking.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, what it is?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: Is it here?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: That's a good way to go. Last meal.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think being that full is not good.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: It was two orders of fried king prawns with chili mayonnaise,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: a large portion of foie gras.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: What is that? Foie gras?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: Foie gras.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: Cheese.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 6: Four shots of rum, two beers, and two piña coladas,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: and then he died.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 8: Like, he's that way.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: Low-key, I would eat that shit.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: That's a day, bro. It's like fatty duck liver. Huh?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fatty duck liver. Yeah, they said it was like.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: Four rum shots, two piña coladas. Two beers? Two beers,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: two orders of fried prawns. My man.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: And you know he was coked out on a sick one, too, bro.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: My man.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: He was on a sick one.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: Tony fucking Soprano. What a legend.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Legend.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Ty Dick could have played him.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: Whatever happened to that fool, dog?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: I've been waiting to catch that fool on George Perez story.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: I don't even think he's a part of the George
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Perez universe anymore.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: I don't think I ever met him.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody that used to be there from
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: the original times comes back to that house.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: It's like Brown Bag.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: No one's there.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 6: Just Letty.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: How was the house when you were there?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 8: If I were to listen to Brown Bag tomorrow morning
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 8: or some shit like that, I would not recognize no
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 8: person except Letty.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: It's Concrete Bag.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: It's great.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 8: So they let go Angie, Vic.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, Angie's still there, but Angie was not Brown Bag.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: Brown Bag is just Letty, Rosecrans, Vic, and Dunos.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 6: And then they added people. You know how the radio
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 6: station likes to add people. They added Concrete. Angie was
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: an add-on.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: So was that Maximo that they fired too.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: And Concrete.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, concrete too.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: Was George's house still a party when you did the pod?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, bro. That shit was the place to be.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: When X lived there, he said it was a party.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: It always was a party, dog.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: Seth was just there.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 9: It was mellow dad George. I got dad George. I
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 9: didn't know about strippers or anything.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? Yeah, bro.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 6: We were hanging out. Did you meet his cat? I
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: miss cats.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: I got videos where you're like, there's no way you
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: guys podcasted that night. And I'm like, yeah, we somehow
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: podcasted that night.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: And the night ended like this.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 6: And they're just videos. It's just wild, bro. Yeah, my
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: shit was mellow.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 8: Patreon.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: I heard you were late, too.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: I was late?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, I was late. I had a show. I
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: had a show, man.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 8: How was that show?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 6: It was good. I don't know. It was some Silverdick show,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 6: but it was good.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: All right, Silverdick.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 8: Damn, Silverdick to the OC. Fucking A.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: That's why I haven't done Tommy's podcast.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: You heard I was late. I'm sorry, George.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: No, we saw it.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: We saw it.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: They literally had their producers on.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: I didn't know they live streamed it.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: No, they pre-recorded it.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 8: Do they live with George?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: That's what Ezone said.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: Ezone said that they live in a bunk bed.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: Those two guys live with George?
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 8: George Perez, let us know, dog.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: He let me know a couple hours before, so I
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 6: was like, fuck, I have this show. I felt bad, though.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, he told you last minute.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 6: But it was still fun.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a good time.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 8: We got Super Chat, Juan Ortega, Freestyle Nitty, XG leaving
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 8: his girl for gaining weight.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: Okay. Facts.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: My girl got fat. No, wait.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: Remember you're in a pig fucking outfit, so throw that
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: in there, dude.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 6: Freestyle Nitty.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: That's not what they asked for.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 6: My fat wife.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: Yo, yo, can I get an oink oink? Can I
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: get an oink, oink? Oink, oink. Oink, oink. Oink, oink.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 6: Oink, oink.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: Oink, oink.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 5: Can I get an oink, oink?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan, brother.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: Can I get an oink, oink? Oink, oink.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: Oink, oink.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: My girl got fat. Let me tell you something. I
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: don't like that. She looking like a glob.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 7: Going to hit her with my rig because she looking
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 7: like a blob.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: I know you heard some tall tales, but I don't
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: fuck whales. My name XG. I be sucking males. Nah. See?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: He's the only one that has to gay shit.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: This whole thing was funny, and he's the only one
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: that thought none of it was funny until he said
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: he don't suck, so I'm gay.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: Fucking mending hilarious he said say that on stage nitty
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: say that on stage nitty i.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: Bet it'll crack up the whole room actually you.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: Should use that that was a pretty good eight bars
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: no that's pretty good eight bars i.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: Liked it in the beginning and then it got gay.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry it was about you i was gonna clip
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: it send it to my lady be like look.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: You can still send it for me.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: After I said whales, I don't know where to go.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: I'll clip it.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 8: Albert McFly. McFly! Thanks for the fucking phone finger, dog.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 8: Tony Guillen. Sorry, XG. Helicopter. Helicopter. Dino Santos 420, thank
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 8: you for the hippo who's ready to fucking kick some
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 8: ass or some shit.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: Menace the Painter.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 8: E-Zone looks like Tia Peloguero con Bigote. Oh, it looks
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 8: like my tia.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: Be hated, dog.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 8: Damn, he should have done the eyebrows. Should have done
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 8: the eyebrows.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you look like a.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: Die them too?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You know, you're so.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 9: It's funny because you're like very serious, but dressed up
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 9: so silly. Like when you answered the door earlier, I
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 9: was like, damn, this is full of his business right now.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: But he's in the whole.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: This won't yell at you like that, dog. Like seriously.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: Seriously?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: You didn't bring a fucking costume?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: Like, whoa!
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 8: Not once did I see you don't do this.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Why can't we're seated? You can do it seated.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: I'm doing it right now. He made a big deal
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 6: about it too. He's like, hey, make sure you bring
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 6: your costume. I told you, XG.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: I told XG too.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 8: We made a bet, bro.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 6: Are you upset with him?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: You guys made a bet that I wouldn't dress up?
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: I'm glad whoever bet it lost it.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 8: I would have lost. I would have lost.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: What happened to you? You took your outfit off?
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 8: I'm going to be with kids later, so I can't
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 8: be smelling like weed and shit.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah. The brain kicked in late. E-Zone, give your brother
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 8: back his wig. Megyn Kelly. Oh, Miguel Alaya. It's from family,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 8: so I guess it's okay. How's the hash hole?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: It got really hot.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it got hot.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it got really hot, so we just turned it off.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: Damn. Yeah.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Like, it got really fucking hot. Then the lip, yeah.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: It starts like, yeah, you can't even hit it.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, damn, even? Oh, okay.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: The glass tip got hot, yeah.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: Looks like what the Earth would look like if something
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: dangerous hit it, you know?
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 6: Dude, the Earth's flat.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Stop, dog.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: Get out of here.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 6: Do you think the Earth is flat?
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: This is what happens when a volcano would blow up.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 6: Wait, you think the Earth is flat?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Have you seen it round?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: Have I seen it round?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: Tell me what's so true.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not trying to argue with you. I want
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 6: to hear your side.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 8: It's because you can't.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: I don't argue.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: It's because you can't prove that I'm wrong.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. No, no, no. Hold on.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: You're just going to tell me what you heard and
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: signs and pictures that you didn't take.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 9: If you'd listen, I'm not trying to tell you what
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 9: I think about the world at all.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 6: I just want to know why you think it's flat.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: Like, tell me why.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 6: Because I've never seen it around. That's your only, like,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 6: I thought you knew some shit.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: I thought you watched the documentary.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 6: You don't believe your own eyes? Hold on.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: Hold on, bro.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 9: I thought you knew... That's what you have to say
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: for yourself?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: It's not like my mom. Is that what you have to.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: Say for yourself? I was willing to hear you.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 6: The earth's flat.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: You're going to get grounded.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: Is that the last thing you have to say for yourself?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 8: So what's underneath? Is it round?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: I just don't know. I don't know. I don't know
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: if it's round. I don't know if it's round. I
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's a sphere.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: I just know it's not.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 6: What they tell you it is. Not this perfect circle.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: That thing you get on your iPhone is not what
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 9: I was going to hear out your point, and you're like,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 9: you don't fucking think it's flat?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, why?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 6: Give me some just other than that's your thing.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: It's like it doesn't look right.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: What about time zones?
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 6: We've had Stepton on. Stepton, do we need to bring
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 6: him back on?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: He's a lot more.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: You know, I went to the mountain.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot more.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 6: I went to the mountains a couple days ago. I
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 6: don't know if it's round or flat. I think it's round.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: Spherical, you mean?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 6: Spherical, yes. That's what I think.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 8: I went to the mountains a couple nights ago, and
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 8: I took my camera, and I took my longest lens
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 8: that I had, and I pointed it at the moon
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 8: because it was a full moon, clear sky. I was like,
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 8: fuck yeah, finally.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why is the moon round? That's a good argument
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: for you.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 8: So I filmed the moon for five minutes, Xavier, without
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 8: touching nothing. And I look at the footage back on
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 8: my laptop. Why is it that it looks like it's
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 8: moving by itself?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 5: It moves.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 8: Something moves or it looks like it.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: The moon is literally fucking orbiting us. Of course it moves.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: It doesn't move the way they claim it's supposed to
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: go around.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 8: The way I was pointing it, it was moving like this.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 8: Like that.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: You saw it on the curve because it orbits. What
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: you saw was real. Did we land on the moon?
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know if we landed on it, but I
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: know it orbits us.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 8: It definitely orbits something.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: That's why it was moving. Something. You think everything is stationary?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 5: Come on, fool.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 8: See, I'm working with you, X.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 6: I'm working with you, Don.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's the thing.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 8: It's hard, though, but I'm working with you.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: I just don't know. That's the thing. We don't know.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: You know there's.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: A dark side of the moon?
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, China's there.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 8: By Pink Floyd?
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: The thing is, that's the other thing. They say that
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: we did land on the moon. But then it was
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: something that we weren't supposed to show the people, so
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: now we had to fake the moon landing.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 9: I wonder if there's more planets with life like humans. Like,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 9: if there's more planets that have humans.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: They're doing a podcast? Welcome to the Glib Glorb.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 6: But not even that different. Like, it's just more people.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 6: That'd be crazy.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: They're just, like, yellow? Huh?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: They're just, like, yellow or green? Nah, just more humans, imagine.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: They look like our costumes, but this is what they
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: actually look like?
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 9: Your future wife's not even here. She's on a fucking
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 9: different planet, dude. And what if she is green?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 6: Damn. The whole new racism. Don't bring home any green
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 6: bitches to my house. I don't want no green girls.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 6: Got to make a new term for.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: Being racist against the greens.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: Just add G to it.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: Say it backwards.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 6: I want Gamora.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: Goddamn Giggers.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: Giggers.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: These Giggers.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 6: Guardians of the Galaxy, bro. Gamora.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Super chat from.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 6: Probably. Off the top of my head, that's the green
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 6: I would go for.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: Gamora?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: We're going to give you Gamoria. Gamoria. All right.
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  Speaker 8: We got a super chat from Seattle Learn Oak. Sends
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  Speaker 8: us the bucket of popcorn.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 8: Fernando Antajo sends us a super chat. E-Zone, can you
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  Speaker 8: give us a say your prayers and eat your vitamins, brother,
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  Speaker 8: in your best Hogan voice? One love from beautiful Tahoe.
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  Speaker 2: Say your prayers and eat your vitamins, brother. There you go.
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  Speaker 5: Now say it with the N-word.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Tahoe.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be going out there for Tahoe Live.
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  Speaker 2: You got any discounts?
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a rave.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: You got any discounts on Hotels Player before I book something?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he does work at that one.
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  Speaker 5: When are you going to his rave? I want to
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: come with you to a rave, bro.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 6: It's a snowboarding rave, so we're going to do a
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 6: lot of snowboarding.
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  Speaker 5: When there's no snowboarding. Take me next time. I want
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: to come. Snowboarding? No, to the next rave.
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  Speaker 2: Skyline.
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  Speaker 3: There's going to be one here in downtown LA.
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  Speaker 5: You don't even got to leave. Okay, I'm down.
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  Speaker 3: Skyline, downtown LA.
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  Speaker 8: You don't got to leave your apartment. It's virtual.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, there was virtual raves.
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  Speaker 8: Virtual raves, right?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 6: During COVID, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Like, for real, for real.
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  Speaker 8: Like, with Marshmello in his house?
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  Speaker 3: Bro, you'd pay.
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  Speaker 5: Damn. Yes.
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  Speaker 6: What's the oldest you could be at a rave?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 5: 16.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you take kids?
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: I've seen 80-year-old ladies at raves. There's 80-year-old ladies at raves. Yeah,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: like at EDC, there'll be someone.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 6: Are they like tweakers, though?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: No, it's someone's mom.
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  Speaker 4: I love this song Someone's mom Cause you gotta think
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  Speaker 4: about it You gotta think about it You go home
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  Speaker 4: And you tell your parents Or you know Your uncles
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  Speaker 4: or whatever And be like bro I had the best
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: time of my life And you explain it to them
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: And they hear it three or four times eventually they're
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: like you know what I'm about to fucking die can
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: I tag along and then you'll see an old ass
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: lady and everyone loves them because it's like weird to
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 4: see that so then Insomniac the company will end up
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 4: putting them up on stage and like it's like it's
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: kind of cool but it's kind of getting played out
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: because everyone now is taking their parents but there's been
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: moments where you see an old ass lady just fucking
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: die head banging and you're like is she on ecstasy
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: too or is she just chilling I would hope so
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: yeah if you're almost gonna die just try some you're
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: fine lady it's okay there's paramedics here you'll be fine
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: there is they.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 6: Got them on site on site you can do fentanyl there.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 5: Wow damn fine everybody do the lean everybody do the lean.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 8: No do not do that shit anywhere dog Jesus Christ.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 6: But if you are, just hope there's a prayer.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, if you are, then God bless you, right?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 6: Fool really said that.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 8: He said a lot of things today, Adonis. Adonis is crazy, dog. Apparently,
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 8: Adonis likes little boys.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: He grew up in a mansion.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 9: That is so funny that you're a little boy for Halloween, dude.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: And then he asked you, were there any other little boys?
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 5: Were there any other little boys in Vietnam? Hilarious. Oh, fuck.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: I think, hey, salute to everybody that tuned in today.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: Salute to everybody that hit that thumbs up. Shout out
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: to the homie Seth for coming back again.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 9: Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: Xavier, shout outs.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: Hit that like button. Subscribe.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: You guys already know we got guest on guest. We're
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: booked for the fucking year. So tune in 930. Tuesdays
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: and Thursdays, hit that like button, subscribe. Thank you for
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: everybody who fucking dressed up, made the effort, especially Ezone.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: We out here.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 5: That's about it.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: And thank you for coming on, my boy.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 6: Thank you. Can I plug something?
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: Go ahead. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 9: I got a headlining show in wet camera. I got
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 9: a headlining show in Palm Springs at the Rock Gallery,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 9: November 24th, 8 p.m. Please, if you're in Palm Springs,
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 9: be there. Come see your boy. Come see Alex Asuna.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 9: He was on a couple weeks ago.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 5: I believe.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 6: He'll be there as well.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you, guys.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: Thanks for coming, dog.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: Thank you for having me, dude.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: Ray?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 8: Shout out to everybody who tuned in. Shout out to Sev.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 8: What's up, dog?
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: Thank you for.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 8: Coming through and dressing up.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: Committed to the bit.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 8: Shout out to God. Thank you for wifey.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: Halloween.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 6: Halloween.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 8: Trick or treat. Be safe. Check your candies and shit.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 8: I have a surprise movie review set on the 31st.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 8: I ain't gonna tell you what it is. And Godspeed.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 8: Damn, we finally got Hulk Hogan to really be Hulk Hogan.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: What's that one word they say in Japan?
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: Naigo?
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: No, it's Naigo. It's Naigo.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 4: We sent in the group chat and in Japan they
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: say it a lot, but it's like they say like the.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 6: Number nine and then Naigo.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 5: And it means um.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: It means um to them.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 5: Um.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 6: Like, she said it, right, Izo?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: Is that true?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 6: Is that how they use it?
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they use it as an end.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 6: Come on, Eddie.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, shout out to you guys. Happy Halloween. Ooh. You
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: already know what it is. This is the number one
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 5: Mexican podcast in the world. All right?
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 7: Appreciate you guys for listening. On Saturday, I'm going to
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 7: be with my boy Seth. Halloween, we're going to be
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 7: in San Clemente. So if you want to come to that,
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 7: go to DontTellComedy.com, San Clemente. And then on November 7th,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 7: I'm going to be at the Comedy Store in the
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 7: Belly Room Saturday night. So if you want to come through,
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 7: I'll let you. Boy, you already know.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 5: Love you guys. Mr. Hogan.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: You got two more Super Chats, I think, right?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we do.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 6: You want to run?
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, shout out to them.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, cool.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 8: L-Links or Links, thank you for the thumbs up. And Swish4Days,
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 8: thank you for the super chat. Appreciate it.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: Salute to you guys that super chatted.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: We'll make it up with the fucking two big giveaways
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: next week. I just kind of got really busy today
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: with setting up for Comic-Con. Comic-Con, it's going to be
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: going on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Booth 1815 right under
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: the sign that says Aisle 1900. So we'll be like
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: Just stop by. We got a lot on the booth,
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: a lot of limited stuff.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: So make sure you guys pull up and shop around.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: It's going to be a good time. I also will
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: be doing media there as well. Shout out to Trippy
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: for hooking that up. And make sure you charge your
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: camera and your mic works, please. Also, Flavors by E-Zone.com. Yes,
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: the Dr. Doom shirts and all the new stuff will
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: be available. available on the website after Comic-Con. It will
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: be premiering at Comic-Con. And also, November 21st and 22nd,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: High and Hungry Mercadito going to be going down the
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: week before Thanksgiving at Coreas Marisco. So make sure you
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: guys stop by and save the date.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: It is free.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: And with that being said, we'll see you guys on Tuesday, dog.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: Peace.