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Best Show Moments: Divorced men & being forgetful · Toni, Jase & Sam - Breakfast Catchup

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's Best show Moments podcast, the
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  Speaker 1: very Best of Coasts Feel Good Breakfast this week.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it a lovely rose bush season? Are your roses flourishing?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have roses at my place, but I'm glad
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  Speaker 3: you brought it up because I've just been.
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  Speaker 4: Down to Tadabaki and my parents have beautiful roses.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lovely season.
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  Speaker 4: Do you look after you or do you tend to
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  Speaker 4: your roses?
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  Speaker 2: It's funny you say that because we did on the
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  Speaker 2: weekend and we have precuriously placed We have four rose
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  Speaker 2: bushes behind my basketball hoop. Oh you do too, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And they were these beautiful white flowers and because we
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  Speaker 2: had such prolific growth, they were starting to slump forward.
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  Speaker 2: And you've gotta be careful when you're playing basketball next
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  Speaker 2: to a rose bush.
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  Speaker 6: If there's summing ford, of course, because you'll pill your shit.
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  Speaker 4: You know, God, you're really missing the backboard, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny you say that because my wife spent hours
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  Speaker 2: putting bamboost sticks along the edge of the fence, and
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  Speaker 2: the only way we can get the bamboo sticks up
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  Speaker 2: against the fence. Say, we had to run a wire
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  Speaker 2: across the back of the fence. Screw it, and we
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  Speaker 2: put the sticks onto that and then taped the.
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  Speaker 6: Rose bushes so they held them, held themselves up.
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  Speaker 5: We trimmed everything. She's spent a bit of time on it.
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  Speaker 2: And then I took my first shot and I said,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to hit the rose bush.
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  Speaker 6: And I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: The shot down, We missed the whole hoop and landed
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  Speaker 2: straight on the wire, and the whole the whole wings
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  Speaker 2: and every single flower of all four of our rose
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  Speaker 2: bushes cable.
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  Speaker 6: The whole thing was just pulled.
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  Speaker 5: Straight on the wad.
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  Speaker 4: Why did you do such a bad shot?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's not what it used to be.
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  Speaker 3: That.
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  Speaker 5: Have you played?
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  Speaker 7: Have you gone back to a sport?
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  Speaker 2: You know, for a while there you could return to
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  Speaker 2: a sport and there was muscle memory and you come out, Ah,
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  Speaker 2: i's still got it.
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  Speaker 7: There has been too big a latent.
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  Speaker 6: Period and it's like my hand is not connected anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I can attest to that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I'm like that that guy out of
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  Speaker 2: that film like Make It rang White Chocolate, a thing
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  Speaker 2: from a rosebush.
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  Speaker 3: We need to talk about when you leave things behind
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  Speaker 3: and how annoying It is when you realize and this
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  Speaker 3: happened to me the other day when I was down
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  Speaker 3: at Crush Chitch Cup Day and you know, you'd had
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  Speaker 3: a big day at the races, and by then you
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  Speaker 3: can't even feel your feet because of the high heels
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  Speaker 3: that you're not used to wearing. And I hopped in
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  Speaker 3: my uber and we were pulling off, and then it
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  Speaker 3: dawned on me that I didn't have my cell phone charger,
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  Speaker 3: and it briefly crossed my mind, do I need it?
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  Speaker 3: Can I just get another one? And then I was
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  Speaker 3: looked at my phone and I had like three percent battery.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you are going to have to go
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  Speaker 3: back now. The problem is at the races is that
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  Speaker 3: the ubers are not allowed anywhere near the races.
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  Speaker 4: So it's a massive walk to walk back.
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  Speaker 3: And I'd just done it in my fascinator, in my
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  Speaker 3: dress and with the big heels, and.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I'm going to have to go back.
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  Speaker 4: And it just it just really grinds your gears.
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  Speaker 3: And why does it always happen at the most annoying
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  Speaker 3: times when you're either running late, I don't know, you've
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  Speaker 3: got high heels on or it's four o'clock in.
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  Speaker 4: The morning and you just don't need that good day.
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  Speaker 2: And the charge is an interesting one because you can
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  Speaker 2: go to you know, one of the stores and get
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  Speaker 2: one for like fifteen twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 7: It'll never be the same.
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  Speaker 2: The card will fail, it will charge slowly, so you
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  Speaker 2: need to get it an Apple verified product, and that's
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  Speaker 2: going to catch you ninety bucks.
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  Speaker 3: So your immediate situation is, it's five o'clock at night.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to a store to top up my
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  Speaker 3: three percent battery on my phone, so you know you're
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  Speaker 3: going to have this.
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  Speaker 4: Big chunk of getting home without it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 8: The exact thing happened to me in New York, remember
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  Speaker 8: with there for Tony Streets, Big spender, and I broke
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  Speaker 8: my charger and I had to go you can find
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  Speaker 8: another one, and I need to try and blow and it's.
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  Speaker 5: Like, did you get it on a real one or
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  Speaker 5: did you get it?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 7: I got a cheat and it took ages to charge.
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  Speaker 7: I fiddle with it for ages and then.
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  Speaker 2: I need a little cap on the plug slips down
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  Speaker 2: the cable.
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  Speaker 6: I just spend the ninety bucks.
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  Speaker 8: But no, I've had I've had to do a turn
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  Speaker 8: around Taylor as well. One time we were leaving it
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  Speaker 8: was it was right on Christmas. We left on Christmas Eve,
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  Speaker 8: big road trip, and we're about forty minutes into the
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  Speaker 8: road trip, and I thought, oh, how's the traffic. We'll
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  Speaker 8: just put on the phone and see where the traffick is.
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  Speaker 8: Was the best way to go?
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  Speaker 4: Fourteen minutes in?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh wait, where's the phone?
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, go back?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon if that was my husband, I go, we
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  Speaker 3: are not going back for your phone.
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  Speaker 4: I Am not going to be forty minutes in.
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  Speaker 7: We're going to be waiting for like a couple of
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  Speaker 7: weeks at.
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  Speaker 4: Least if one of you's got your phone.
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  Speaker 7: Though.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I would have been so angry at.
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  Speaker 9: You, Like Jace, have you had to turn around for whatever?
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  Speaker 9: We'd love to hear the story, Oh eight hundred double forecast,
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  Speaker 9: Well figure it takes to two six nine nine. We're
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  Speaker 9: talking about those turnaround tails and you had to turn around.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you leave the house and then you finally
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  Speaker 3: realize you've lost your charger or it's your cell phone,
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  Speaker 3: or in my case, I often get down the road
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  Speaker 3: and I wonder whether I have turned my straight er off,
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  Speaker 3: and it plays on your mind and then you start
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  Speaker 3: going down a rabbit hole of what of this one
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  Speaker 3: moment defines the.
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  Speaker 4: Rest of my life?
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  Speaker 3: And my house is ablaze and it will be my
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  Speaker 3: fault because I did remember and I didn't turn back.
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  Speaker 8: Olymics on two six nine nine, Yep, got Wellington Son
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  Speaker 8: told he left us pass wor back home in loving.
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  Speaker 7: You can't go, Jace.
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  Speaker 4: You you had the extreme of that. Didn't you remember
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  Speaker 4: that time you couldn't board the flight with your family because.
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  Speaker 8: Your past, my past expired expired at the airport.
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  Speaker 7: That was fun. That's an expensive mistake. How much was
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  Speaker 7: a thousand bucks? Yeah, Susan? What was your turn around? Tail?
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  Speaker 7: What happened?
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  Speaker 10: I left my handbag in a restaurant that we were
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  Speaker 10: in and we were almost home and Marinsvill my bag
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  Speaker 10: because I was tried to buy some vegetables and I
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  Speaker 10: had no money.
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  Speaker 4: So what did you do?
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  Speaker 11: All the way back to get my bag? My husband
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  Speaker 11: moaning the whole way?
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  Speaker 4: How long? How far was the trip?
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  Speaker 11: About an hour?
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  Speaker 3: On? That wouldn't have happened in Pete's world. Pete text
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  Speaker 3: and said, we have them all. Once we're out the gate,
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  Speaker 3: we never go back. Well, what so you just so say,
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  Speaker 3: siinaris your wallet forever like.
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  Speaker 7: The open again.
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  Speaker 2: If you go back, then no, you just have You
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  Speaker 2: have to make provisions at that point, don't You don't
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  Speaker 2: go back, but you're making calls.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, can you put my bang on your courier?
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  Speaker 3: Surely?
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  Speaker 7: Whatever do you?
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  Speaker 12: I live rurally and I quite often worked from home
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  Speaker 12: and sometimes Oh this particular day, I got to work and.
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  Speaker 13: I went to.
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  Speaker 10: Empty my handbag with my work phone and my banking toggle.
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  Speaker 12: No banking toggle, panic sets them? Where is it? Oh
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  Speaker 12: my god, I work from home. You stay, It'll be
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  Speaker 12: on my desk at home. And it happened to be
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  Speaker 12: wages day, so I had to turn around, go home,
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  Speaker 12: get my toggle.
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  Speaker 11: Go back to work.
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  Speaker 5: Is it like a hard driver toggle.
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  Speaker 12: Asb to process payments on?
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  Speaker 3: How?
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  Speaker 4: How how long was the trip to get back?
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  Speaker 12: And just over an hour round trip? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: That just and it just rips you the whole way back,
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  Speaker 4: just cursing yourself.
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  Speaker 8: I'd be so.
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  Speaker 7: Stupid because you around, I said, what do you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I am We drove to Duggable for a very exciting
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  Speaker 2: off road day and we were so pumped it got
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  Speaker 2: fuel did the drive two hours out of Auckland, arrived there,
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  Speaker 2: got the buggy off the trailer, put on our helmets,
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  Speaker 2: put on our racing suits, put on our seat belts,
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  Speaker 2: left the key at home.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so did you have to put the buggy back
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  Speaker 4: buggy on the trailer?
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  Speaker 6: Drove home?
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  Speaker 12: We didn't.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't race that day, and that that impacted you
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  Speaker 3: and your dad, right, do you know what? I thought
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  Speaker 3: that was going to be the worst story we heard,
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  Speaker 3: But I've just seen a text. When you're on a
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  Speaker 3: bus with a whole group of people and it is
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  Speaker 3: your fault that the entire bus has to turn around
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  Speaker 3: and go get you'll find that you've left back in
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  Speaker 3: the terminal.
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  Speaker 4: Can you imagine having to go around?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Everyone, I am a tool.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the Best Show Moments podcast. This
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  Speaker 1: week's very Best from Coast's Tony Street, Jason Reeves and
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  Speaker 1: Sam Wallas.
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  Speaker 8: You know what it's like, you got your mindset on
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  Speaker 8: all sorts of things, and it's easy to forget things,
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  Speaker 8: and as you're driving out, you think to yourself, did
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  Speaker 8: I close the garage door or did it hit something
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  Speaker 8: that bounce back up again? You know how they automatically
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  Speaker 8: open themselves is that wide open that you got to
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  Speaker 8: turn around in check?
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  Speaker 7: Or have you lested something at home? We've all done it.
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  Speaker 7: We're talking turn around tails this morning. Mark? What him
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  Speaker 7: to a friend of yours?
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  Speaker 13: Well, we've gone camping up north.
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  Speaker 11: I won't mention name, just so I don't highly embarrass him.
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  Speaker 13: But we're going to a lovely place called Fonanaki to
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  Speaker 13: the boat up everything and it's completely loaded away for
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  Speaker 13: two weeks.
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  Speaker 11: Unpacked it all.
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  Speaker 7: No tent, Oh it was the.
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  Speaker 13: Tent Garrett Straw at home?
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  Speaker 4: How far away was home.
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  Speaker 10: Back in Auckland? About a three hour drive?
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  Speaker 12: On?
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  Speaker 3: No, this is this is actually a public service announcement
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  Speaker 3: this morning ahead of the summer camping, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: How was his name? Come on?
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  Speaker 7: It was a six hour round trip to the tent
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  Speaker 7: Andrew whatever to you?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, we thought we'd put all the kids in the
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  Speaker 11: car and off we went, and being a tired mother
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  Speaker 11: of three under five anyway, got up the road. We
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  Speaker 11: only got about, I don't know, three minutes away. I
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  Speaker 11: suppose seemed like forever we'd forgotten, we'd forgotten the.
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  Speaker 1: The boy, the.
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  Speaker 11: Child child, not just the road child.
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  Speaker 13: We got up the road and.
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  Speaker 11: Ship he's not in the car, so we brought back
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  Speaker 11: and he's playing quite happily. He was the Ginnea pig
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  Speaker 11: on the Lord and watching us come back in the
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  Speaker 11: driveway and.
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  Speaker 3: Got in the.
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  Speaker 11: All.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you should worry. Three minutes isn't too bad,
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  Speaker 3: I reckon. There's lots of us who have been left
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  Speaker 3: at school for.
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  Speaker 4: An hour waiting, sitting there crying.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry for the fear of us later in life. The
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  Speaker 8: way very much that Andrews again. Just make sure she
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  Speaker 8: can double check this morning. If you do nothing else
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  Speaker 8: this morning, to take this as.
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  Speaker 4: A check your phone, charge a chicken? You want contact lenses? Children?
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  Speaker 8: Sam?
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  Speaker 7: If you had to think about something that you don't
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  Speaker 7: want for Christmas? Who want to be?
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  Speaker 5: I don't like towels for Christmas?
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  Speaker 4: When was the last time you got given a towel?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Exciting about a towers there? Practical?
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  Speaker 4: I can't even think what I want alone, what I
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  Speaker 4: don't want? Who does it? I don't want this?
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  Speaker 2: Just before you read this, if I just don't want
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  Speaker 2: this to be a a outdoor heater on there, because
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  Speaker 2: that's what I'm getting.
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  Speaker 5: My wife and I think she's going to be excited
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  Speaker 5: about it.
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  Speaker 4: I think she should just regift that to you, and
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  Speaker 4: she encounters your gift, it probably.
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  Speaker 7: Means favorite gifts beauty products. Guys don't want beauty products.
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  Speaker 5: That's true, that's not true.
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather choose your own?
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  Speaker 5: I would know, I would love. I like a nice cologne.
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  Speaker 2: I like a nice face wash, or a face moisture,
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  Speaker 2: or a good sunscreen, a facial sunscreen.
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  Speaker 4: Would you really would that get you going more than
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  Speaker 4: a towel?
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: No, I don't like that. How a shaving kids or something.
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't mind getting something like that too, But I
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  Speaker 8: also think to myself, there's a beauty in choosing it
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  Speaker 8: for yourself.
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  Speaker 7: I know what my smell is.
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  Speaker 4: I know what this is about. I got you the
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  Speaker 4: beard trim last year and you hated it.
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  Speaker 7: I love I use it a lot. You know I
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  Speaker 7: don't want products.
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  Speaker 8: And you also give me a really nice have to
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  Speaker 8: shave A couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 7: I used that as well. That was beautiful too. Thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Thanks, But I'm not the mean on this list? What
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  Speaker 8: has top the least wanted list for women?
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  Speaker 10: Though?
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  Speaker 4: I can't even think of something I wouldn't want. I'd
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  Speaker 4: just be happy that someone got me something.
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  Speaker 5: You winding about my bar heater that I'm getting from
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  Speaker 5: my wife?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I know I don't want a knee on sign
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  Speaker 4: core Sam got me one a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Any in cakes that it's not sitting above my kitchen beach?
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  Speaker 7: Is it a box in the garrett? It's not.
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  Speaker 4: It's up in the garage.
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  Speaker 6: I've been to your house so many times, I've never
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  Speaker 6: seen it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't usually say to people come down and
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  Speaker 4: see my garage.
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  Speaker 7: That's the old house before the charges. Anyway.
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  Speaker 8: So alcohol is on the list for women women do
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  Speaker 8: not want booze and the top three gifts this year.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I would be happy if you gave me the
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  Speaker 3: Georgetown Knockies pearl at Rose.
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  Speaker 4: I've been a happy lady.
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  Speaker 7: It's right. See why I look at this list and
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  Speaker 7: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 8: I ran it past our twenty two year old producer
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  Speaker 8: Rosie and I said, Rosie, what about you?
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  Speaker 7: She said, I kind of agree with some of this lists.
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  Speaker 4: Would you not want a bottle of Sure you.
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  Speaker 8: Want the alcohol, but I'll tell you what number two
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  Speaker 8: is shortly, but what do you think is number one?
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  Speaker 8: What is top?
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  Speaker 7: The we don't want it? List for women this year.
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  Speaker 8: See it takes to two six nine nine or give
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  Speaker 8: us a bus our on one hundred double o four coasts.
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  Speaker 8: There are so many wonderful things you can get for Christmas,
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  Speaker 8: and they don't have to be bought either. Things that
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  Speaker 8: get homemade, that sort of stuff's really nice. However, when
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  Speaker 8: it comes to things you do not want, though, this
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  Speaker 8: is fast thing to top the list for women. So
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  Speaker 8: let's rattle through the top three. Show a lot of
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  Speaker 8: texts coming through on two six nine to nine two
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  Speaker 8: people have got it right, everyone else not even closed here.
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  Speaker 3: Any Gina has text here and see she doesn't like
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  Speaker 3: things for the kitchen. I have to go against that, Jenna,
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  Speaker 3: because what if someone bought you like a Thermomix or
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  Speaker 3: a kitchen aid or something like that.
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  Speaker 7: Household items is on the list the top five, the
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  Speaker 7: top five release is it? Yeah? I don't think that
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  Speaker 7: makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: There's so many luxury things.
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  Speaker 7: Now, so we know that men do not want beauty gifts.
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  Speaker 7: Apparently this is what has come out of this of.
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  Speaker 8: A fifty six percent of us will regift after Christmas Day,
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  Speaker 8: but on the top three least wanted for women gifts.
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  Speaker 7: God like this alcohol.
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  Speaker 8: Followed by cosmetic and beauty products. Interesting, interesting, aid.
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  Speaker 4: I probably want to pick my own.
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  Speaker 7: It's exactly what rosy produces into.
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  Speaker 4: You know, there's only some people you trust to buy
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  Speaker 4: that for you.
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  Speaker 7: You can get that horribly wrong for someone else. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: the wrong tone, the wrong colors.
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  Speaker 2: Often you have like skinky regime kind of going, and
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: Mess with the systems.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, So the number one thing that women do
• 13:58
  Speaker 8: not want for Christmas that you say about heater, it's.
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: An outdoor plants. That don't want plants Christmas.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: I want to plants Christmas.
• 14:08
  Speaker 7: What about flowers? No, you don't flowers Christmas either.
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: Flowers are for other times of the year, don't you agree?
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: What about when you say plants? Have you have you
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: been fascinated with those mister Mayagi trees?
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: What are they called?
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: The little little and when you carve.
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: Them into a shape and they look like giant coldies
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: on it?
• 14:26
  Speaker 12: No?
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, the one that the Japanese to it, Yeah,
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: the little mini ones.
• 14:29
  Speaker 7: Yes, they've got a name. I can't think of. You
• 14:33
  Speaker 7: do those on those fake plants of Christmas time?
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: I love those curated botetics.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: I don't do you know what's funny is I'm actually
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: going to be suggesting curative potetics in my mother slash
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: mother in law guide before nine today. I don't think
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: that class is a live plant.
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: No, I don't think so.
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: I think it'll be a better or worse.
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: I don't know noways. I love the ones you guys
• 14:52
  Speaker 7: have got.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I love.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: I got you a fake plant for for a birthday.
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: Almost cost me more than the neon sign.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Didn't you get a free No?
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: I mean I did a deal.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Your Weekly Feel Good Breakfast, Best Show Moments podcast, The
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Very Best of Coasts Tony Street, Jace Reeves, and Sam Wallas.
• 15:13
  Speaker 8: Divorced guys have had their say I can't believe what
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: they're saying.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Freaking up.
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: So saying for this.
• 15:29
  Speaker 8: Since twenty twenty one, the divorce rates in New Zealand
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: have steadily climbed, and they've done a bit of a
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: survey about afterwards. After the ink is dry, women are
• 15:36
  Speaker 8: a lot better off after a divorce.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Interesting, Actually they got rid of the dead waits.
• 15:42
  Speaker 8: There's time and time again every study shows that women
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: are better off when they're not married.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: Don't tell her why is ever?
• 15:47
  Speaker 8: Sam?
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: I hope she's well aware of it. I go, So mysell,
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: get half of all this stuff.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: You will, I'm going to clean that Augustine wardrobe out.
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: So a third of divorced men say they want a
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: woman who dot dot dot.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: This is after the anchor is dry.
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: One third of divorced men finish the sentence I want
• 16:11
  Speaker 8: a woman.
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: Who dot dot dot.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Only a third of them.
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: It's only a third, and that's right.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: What food are we talking about them?
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: Or being honest?
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: I want three weeks in Thailand?
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: What do you say? They want to tie woman? Is
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: that what you're saying, Sam, he's confused.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: I want a woman who dot dot dot to finish?
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: Fancy a woman who what's okay with you?
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Answer this question? Because I don't know if these men
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: have been honest or not.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: Well, that's pretty honest.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Oh I know that, will go. I want a woman
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: that doesn't have kids.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: It's a great guess.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: I want a woman that is at least twenty years
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: younger than me.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: That's another good gift. But it's not either of those.
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: So what do you think it is? See's what you think?
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: If you were to finish that sentence.
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: A third of all divorced men say they want a
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: woman who watch put for the rest of that answer,
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: I've got some.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Other suggestions that are inappropriate.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: I say everyone is thinking it in the cast.
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: If you want to, you can take what you think
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: that is to two six.
• 17:16
  Speaker 14: Nine nine.
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: Long mellons fruit salad. We're going to real insight this morning.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: You God, this is good.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: I can't get another of us.
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: One third of divorced men say they want a woman
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: who dot dot. We said it before, we said, just
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: how would you finish that sentence? Hey, what do you
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: think they have sensed?
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I just like from some of the replies we're getting,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I'm just thinking it might not be the woman that's
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: a poor bomp.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: I agree, it's kind of with their request is it's
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: kind of a complaint.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: At the same time, I think this is a double
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: edged sort of frame.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: To be honest, This one isn't clingy.
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: Well, who has a boat.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Over one hundred k?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: This one, my personal favorite, doesn't answer back, Wow, you
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: just want someone to sit there in the corner.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: Well a dog, it's literally my job. Well that going
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: too deep? What do you reckon? There?
• 18:23
  Speaker 12: Is?
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: The third of divorced men say they want a woman.
• 18:25
  Speaker 13: Who who will dress sexy.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: What are you talking, big boy?
• 18:36
  Speaker 13: I just believe that. I would say most men always
• 18:40
  Speaker 13: like woman dressing sixty doesn't know if you're married or
• 18:42
  Speaker 13: not married, like you always notice, it doesn't matter where
• 18:45
  Speaker 13: you are.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: But they're not too sixy that all the other men notice, right.
• 18:50
  Speaker 13: They're just correct. So I'm getting through my divorce at
• 18:55
  Speaker 13: the moment, I've got a new partner, and you do
• 18:59
  Speaker 13: you kind of like it's just those things you'd like.
• 19:01
  Speaker 13: Woman that dress sixty. You know, you go out and
• 19:02
  Speaker 13: you notice that they look amazing, and you're think, wow,
• 19:06
  Speaker 13: that's that's just a known fact, and I think it's
• 19:08
  Speaker 13: most men would think that.
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: And so do you have that now in your new relationship?
• 19:12
  Speaker 13: Do you give oh, yeah, my new partner that she
• 19:16
  Speaker 13: can dress sixty when we go out, and she can
• 19:19
  Speaker 13: just wear a sweatpants and that around home like she
• 19:21
  Speaker 13: she knows that I enjoyed looking nice and that she's
• 19:25
  Speaker 13: quite nice having a woman on your arm that dresses
• 19:27
  Speaker 13: sixty and people notice her and go, wow, she looks stunning,
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: And it's just one of those things.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you dress to match that to gav right
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: A shares, Hello, mate, what do you think it is
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I just to put that.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Guest and thought that maybe it's a woman that earns
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: more than the husband. Oh that would be helpful, wouldn't it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: That is actually the other.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: A woman who earns more than him.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Oh that comes with its complications, does it?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because if I tell you what would not handle that?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: No?
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: I can handle it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: But well, I don't know if I because if Syriah's
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: earning more than me, I'd be the start home.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: Dad, and that's hard to work to stay home.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: What if you have a woman I'm just going back
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: to what Grev was saying. What if you had a
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: woman that earned more but was wearing a track he's out.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: You'd be in a conundrum and tasting, doesn't it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: I'm more superficial for that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: I'll just go with a flash written one like our
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: last caller.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: Was he reputable?
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: A very valid point?
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Your wife dress is sixy?
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah she does?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's sticking that box.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: Anyway before?
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Why are you making it sound like I don't think
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: she does.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: I'm not making that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: We have asked me in what they think, and now
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: this is turned into a beatdown on men like me
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: some fear.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Are you grouping yourself here, got another call.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: The last caller.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: Edit all of this out and was starting again on this.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: I would love to, but no, we just can't right
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: now that it's either Sam's weekn you it's weekly.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Unsay, sure weekly.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: It's only been a weekend. Boy, has there been a
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: lot of news.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: New Zealand homeowners had their hopes and dreams in the
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: hands of Adrian Or and all he could manage was
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: a measly fifty basis points in New Zealand has reacted.
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: How dare you?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: You have stolen my dreams with your empty words.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: And despite blowing one point six billion dollars on.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Her political campaign, did you hear this?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: And that includes two million dollars for an appearance by
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Oprah Karmala is running again in twenty twenty eight and
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: providing encouragement for the nine people that voted for her.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: But the question is how many drinks has she had?
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: I just have to remind you, don't you ever let
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: anybody take your power from you? And you have the
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: same ability to engage and inspire, So don't ever let
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: anybody or any circumstance take your power from you.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Drunk anti vibes out now, she sounds twenty five percent
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: as nutty as Trump.
• 22:07
  Speaker 10: He does.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Maybe it was the booze, Maybe it was the arsenic.
• 22:10
  Speaker 15: The Water Services Authority has been notified of increased levels
• 22:14
  Speaker 15: of arsenic in the Waikato River, which feeds into the
• 22:17
  Speaker 15: Auckland and Hamilton water supply. The agency says there is
• 22:20
  Speaker 15: no health risk in drinking the water.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Nothing to see here, just heavy metal.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm going to risk it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Are you buying water?
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: I know the thing is that the levels will come
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: down against a.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just ignore stuff like that.
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: I'm the same oblivious.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: But I'm drinking from the fridge. I'm pretty sure a
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: true debt. But it took more than arsenic in the
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: World War to kill this man.
• 22:44
  Speaker 16: Let's return to our breaking news now notification from the
• 22:48
  Speaker 16: Guinness Book of World Records that the world's oldest man
• 22:51
  Speaker 16: has died at the age of one hundred and twelve.
• 22:53
  Speaker 16: John Tenniswood passed away yesterday at his care home in
• 22:57
  Speaker 16: its South Border.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: It's a good in links, isn't it?
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Well sad? But there is a silver lining for all
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: of us.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: He had a buttered fish and chips every Friday.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: I didn't any particular diet.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and as it turns out, today happens to be
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Friday to Friday.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: Here's something you probably thought you'd never hear.
• 23:17
  Speaker 14: For the first time since taking over Afghanistan, the Taliban
• 23:20
  Speaker 14: is attaining the UN Climate Conference known as carp Azerbaijan
• 23:25
  Speaker 14: invaded the Taliban run Afghan Environmental Agency.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: What do you know?
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: The Taliban Environmental Agency is an interesting thing because never
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: in any point in history has anyone gone.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Do you know what the thing I'm worried about the Talibans?
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Their emissions?
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: It's more than videos, it's the treatment of women.
• 23:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, in the headline that nobody needed.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: What we know about David Seymour's love life, and I
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: do have some audio him with his new partner, who
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: was released yesterday on a date.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: So we're down here at Anesto's and Central Wellington. Do
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: we love this burger? Is the next question to steal
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: another Burger Joints slogan. But I'm loving it today.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: I'm as happy he's got a girl friend?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: When you said he released it yesterday? Has he had
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: her caged up?
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: Well?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Where reveal that David was like.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: David Seen's got a girlfriend?
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: A girlfriend?
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: She's in real estate.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Yes, like a mogul. Apparently she's like yeah, she's like
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: a baroness.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: And finally, the stuff of nightmares. And this story was
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: sent to us by Tony Street.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: This video showing a rider climbing out of a moving
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: roller coaster just as it's about to drop.
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: He says the person operating it didn't check the.
• 24:34
  Speaker 13: Lap bars to make sure they were fully secure before
• 24:36
  Speaker 13: starting the ride, and he says, as they were making
• 24:39
  Speaker 13: their assent, his unlatched don't get okay?
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Is that what you've got to shoes with? What about
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: the worker who didn't check the lap belt?
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: But it was a child.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Look, it's a thing. It's a thing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: If you don't get out, I would.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Well, what's the other what's the other thing?
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: Plummet to your dear, No, you see your fugal force, mate,
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: you're not coming out.
• 24:59
  Speaker 11: I wouldn't want to see.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I had a split decision, and that thing was coming up.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I think I'd take the heights over the plummet.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: And if you see the video, and if you google
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: you can probably watch it. He gets out just as
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: it's about to go seconds away.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: So I have so many issues with that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: The worker didn't check the harness well, shouldn't just lock anyway?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Isn't it all on latemunal lock.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: In the a MP showground carnival worker?
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Aren't we doing that?
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: Was the week.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the Coast Breakfast Bonus podcast. Get
• 25:33
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• 25:37
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