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Ashkenazi Bowel Syndrome | Son of a Boy Dad #235 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on there, pal?
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  Speaker 3: All right, shall we already?
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  Speaker 3: Today it is September eighteenth, it's two pm. We're here
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  Speaker 3: live from HQ.
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  Speaker 1: This is not live.
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  Speaker 3: We are here from HQ three.
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  Speaker 1: People always say lot reporting live.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, I'm live right now.
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  Speaker 1: Almost never, I'm alive, barely.
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  Speaker 2: Says I always city bike by your apartment, by my dogs.
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  Speaker 2: I make a point to take that street cutting through
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  Speaker 2: the West Village, and I look up at your window
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  Speaker 2: and wonder if you're in there, And I envision myself
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  Speaker 2: stopping and getting off my bike and throwing little pebbles
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  Speaker 2: at your windows. You should I'm much like in there, Fritz.
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  Speaker 2: And yes, sound amusing.
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  Speaker 3: Did you go by today?
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  Speaker 1: No, maybe a boombox like John Cusack, Yeah, it would
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  Speaker 1: be nice or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. There was some weird ass ship going down inside
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  Speaker 3: of my apartment on Monday, by the way, because that
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  Speaker 3: is h Q four four. Dude. I took a video
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  Speaker 3: all out of nowhere, these people across the street, like
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  Speaker 3: it sounded like there was a tribe rolling through my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: And I look outside and there's like there's like fifty
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  Speaker 3: like old white people like dancing and playing the drums
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  Speaker 3: outside of this person's apartment. Well, well, these people like
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  Speaker 3: left the apartment. It was very strange.
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  Speaker 2: I thought they were to be called the first lines.
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  Speaker 2: It could be a first line, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I took a video.
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  Speaker 2: This is what it's called.
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  Speaker 1: What's first line?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, a drum line? No, like in New
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  Speaker 2: Orleans when someone dies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh maybe, what is it called?
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  Speaker 2: Is it a first line?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: That has all the markings of a first line.
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  Speaker 1: Someone just die or they protesting, they're all.
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  Speaker 3: They're all dancing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they they bring the body through the streets. Oh
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  Speaker 2: there was no music.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is Maybe?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think they cremated?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Were they saying like buy or buyer, gentry fire?
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  Speaker 3: No they weren't. I thought I thought it was like
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  Speaker 3: a climate climate change protest or something like that. Because
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  Speaker 3: that's the apartment across the street that's worth like twenty
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  Speaker 3: million dollars or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: An apartment is like a hearse house.
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  Speaker 2: That person.
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  Speaker 3: It's like they have every floor. There's a basketball court
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  Speaker 3: on the top floor.
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  Speaker 4: What.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've told you guys this, but.
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  Speaker 2: Who's going to get that home?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone died.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, someone Why would they be having a first line
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans style. Nobody died.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody died, you know what, Hire There was no horn
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  Speaker 2: the bodies of New York City. I watched someone die.
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  Speaker 1: They weren't going.
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  Speaker 3: No, there's no horns. It was all It was all uh.
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  Speaker 2: And they sort of sway gently with the coffin. No,
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  Speaker 2: no coffin, bro, You just showed me the video. That
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  Speaker 2: is all the markings of a first line. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's a first line.
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  Speaker 1: First line. It's gotta be a first line. Is there
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  Speaker 1: any chance that you first people's maybe indigenous peoples involved?
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  Speaker 2: First line? Front line?
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  Speaker 3: There was no there was no sound, There was no
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  Speaker 3: there was no singing, and there was no horns.
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  Speaker 2: They don't always sing.
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  Speaker 3: It was just drums.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever seen the start of that one
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  Speaker 1: James Bond movie where they're having a very slow, sad
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  Speaker 1: funeral dirge or something like that, and then the guy's like,
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  Speaker 1: who's this funeral for? And the one guy's like you
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  Speaker 1: stabs him? They throw him in the coffin and then
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  Speaker 1: it turns into a huge party.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's cool though. Wait is it one of the
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  Speaker 2: older joint.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, movies, old James Bonds are so fun to go
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  Speaker 1: back on. I haven't watched bro as you as you
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  Speaker 1: germinate into full manhood, that's going to be such an
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  Speaker 1: amazing journey for you to go on once you get
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  Speaker 1: obsessed with Bond movie.
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  Speaker 3: The only one I watched is the one with octop
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  Speaker 3: see it might have been a View to a Kill?
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  Speaker 3: Is the one with it track?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's one of the newer ones. Yeah, that's with
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  Speaker 2: Daniel Craig. Yes, that's probably Skyfall. It was sky Fall.
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  Speaker 2: Sky Fall is great. It was good. But usually if
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  Speaker 2: you like that, then you should watch Casino Royale because
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  Speaker 2: that's the best of the Daniel Craigs and maybe the
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  Speaker 2: best James Bond movie of all of them. I'll have
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  Speaker 2: to check it out. You could argue and make that argument.
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  Speaker 2: Did you like Casino Royale?
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  Speaker 1: Of course?
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  Speaker 3: I've never been a huge action movie person.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, that surprises me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I like war movies, which I guess
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  Speaker 3: are technically action.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, what's your favorite?
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  Speaker 3: I like Transformers. Transformers is also funny yeah, because it's got,
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  Speaker 3: it's a little camping's it's great. We watched I watched
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  Speaker 3: Transformers in a hotel recently. I watched I remember watching
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  Speaker 3: it in Hell's kitchen one night and being like, I
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  Speaker 3: forgot how good this movie was. And then I re
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  Speaker 3: watched it in a hotel and I was like, this
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  Speaker 3: movie is.
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  Speaker 1: So fucking good because the first one in disguise, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the first one.
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  Speaker 3: The first two, first two are good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Once they bring in Markey, market really falls off tough.
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  Speaker 3: Marky Mark is not La Buff.
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  Speaker 1: I remember there was an interview with Shila Buff about
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  Speaker 1: the Transformer issue, like the Transformer movies, and they were
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  Speaker 1: basically asking him, how do you get into character when
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  Speaker 1: there's so much green screen stuff? How do you like
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  Speaker 1: method act the situation? And he was basically like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't method act at all. I just try to look
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  Speaker 1: scared as fuck, which I honestly appreciate it because a
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  Speaker 1: lot of Hollywood actors just like to crawl up their
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  Speaker 1: own ass and they're like, oh, I sit with the
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  Speaker 1: car and.
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  Speaker 3: I Well, have you ever heard him in like Fury?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Because in Fury he was definitely not just acting scared.
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  Speaker 3: He was like cutting himself and ship for the role.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe he's like he is like a massive gash
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  Speaker 3: on his face and it's like it's real. I guess,
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  Speaker 3: but that was kind of when he was going off
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  Speaker 3: the deep end.
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  Speaker 2: There was a video. I just saw him squaring off
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  Speaker 2: and trying to fight people on Doublin. I saw that.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing he threw his hat.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that. Why am.
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  Speaker 1: He's probably it's probably for a role. He's probably getting
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  Speaker 1: into it. He's probably by the acting for a role.
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  Speaker 1: He was about to fight because they might be running
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  Speaker 1: back Transformers.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna go fight MGK to win back. Uh, megan fighting.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot how bad of an actor Meghan Foxes didn't matter? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I know, but I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: I was the hottest. I always the hottest anyone's ever been.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, seventeen in that isn't no.
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  Speaker 2: We're not gonna go there.
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  Speaker 3: It might be freshly eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna go a little too young for me. North.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, isn't she like twelve years older than eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: Is too young for you? You're twenty three. You're the
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  Speaker 2: only person for whom eighteen is utterly appropriate.
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  Speaker 3: Eighteen is so weird, dude, Like my little sister's like eighteen,
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  Speaker 3: that's weird.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty one, twenty one to twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Child, get her a BANKI No, twenty one is not young,
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  Speaker 3: but eighteen I think is weird.
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  Speaker 2: I agree.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with that you're weirdo if you're dating in
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  Speaker 3: eighteen year olds, even if you're like eight, even if
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  Speaker 3: you're eighteen, you're eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Date up. It's the only way.
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  Speaker 3: Like, if you're going to date an eighteen year old,
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  Speaker 3: you may as well to date a seventeen year old.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then I would argue if seventeen year old, you
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  Speaker 2: might as well art you might as well date an
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  Speaker 2: eighteen year old, because then you're crossing back into legal territory.
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  Speaker 3: But when you're dating an eighteen year old, like, you're
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  Speaker 3: never going to scratch the itch that you're looking for
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  Speaker 3: because everyone knows deep down you're looking for a seventeen
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  Speaker 3: year old.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you say that, because, dude, who.
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  Speaker 3: Is dating an eighteen year old? Like grown men dating
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  Speaker 3: eighteen year olds, you're looking for a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Genuinely, I don't really know why I'm trying to play
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  Speaker 2: Devil's advocate on this one. I don't like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: like this position I'm in. Yeah, I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: could talk to a girl who was under twenty eight
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  Speaker 2: at this point in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty eight is probably about the youngest I could tolerate.
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  Speaker 1: Supposed to be half your age. Plus seven is like
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  Speaker 1: some I don't know, pedophile magic that they came up with. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's child. Buff also method acted in the movie Dysturbia.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great movie.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good movie.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a modern remake of Rear Window.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but he used to bang Rihanna?
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  Speaker 2: Is that so?
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  Speaker 1: How crazy is that? Early on Buff was banging Rihanna?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Was this pre or was this pre Just do it?
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  Speaker 1: Let's just do it.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Here's something that was kind of the first video that
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  Speaker 3: everyone was like, Oh, he's out of his mind.
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  Speaker 2: We always honor men who have an incredible history of
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  Speaker 2: incredible women that they've dated. Derek Jeter, Yes, what about
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  Speaker 2: a woman? At some point, wouldn't we say that Rihanna's
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  Speaker 2: history of dating is really impressive?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we have to give her a credit.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's like, in an ideal world, that's what
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  Speaker 3: we would do. But instead we're just like that slut right, No, right,
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  Speaker 3: I mean not me. I don't say that.
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  Speaker 2: No, you said it. I hadn't thought. I was thinking
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  Speaker 2: only Drake Chris Brown. Obviously that ended a little rocky.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, rocky rocky, which.
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  Speaker 2: Brings me to a let's get there as soon as possible.
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  Speaker 2: And then, uh, now we're adding Labouf to the list.
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  Speaker 1: Where did that come from? Has some other gems on
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  Speaker 1: there too?
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  Speaker 3: Lebuff might be sneaky top dog on that list?
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  Speaker 1: Does she used to bang like a fucking There has
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  Speaker 1: to be like a Saudi billionaire in there, somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: There to go.
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  Speaker 3: I think there was there we go, Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 3: there is. Isn't there Isn't that the photo of her
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  Speaker 3: making out with some dude at the pool pool?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Yeah, that's that's just a lady died. It's
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  Speaker 2: very Princess Diana.
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  Speaker 1: A little nibble to see what it tastes like. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then she came back to the dark Berry the Weekend.
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  Speaker 3: No, who's dating the Weekend Selena Gomez?
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  Speaker 1: She was, but now she's dating Benny Blanco.
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  Speaker 3: Benny Blanco. She has people I don't know Anny's celebrity.
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  Speaker 3: That's the weekend Angelina. We should just become like a
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  Speaker 3: celebrity gossip podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Having so much fun. Someone who does get credit Fords, Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: Swiss for dating men, for.
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  Speaker 1: Having a deep a big little bit.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a deep roster.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jill and.
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  Speaker 3: Hall, Harry Styles.
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  Speaker 2: Harry Styles was on there.
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  Speaker 1: She had Kennedy just for a taste.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she tasted Kennedy for real.
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  Speaker 1: At couple of years of just tasting Kennedy. She was
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  Speaker 1: like Kenny, Kenny Bunkport, that's Bush. Oh well, no, there was.
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  Speaker 1: It was definitely.
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  Speaker 3: She was in Cape Cod was.
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  Speaker 2: John Mayer, John Mayer.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't she date a high schooler?
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  Speaker 1: It was the Kennedy.
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  Speaker 3: That was the Kennedy.
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  Speaker 1: She was an eighteen year old and she.
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  Speaker 3: It was like I think it was like fifteen, wasn't
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  Speaker 3: he Maybe different times they were just doing hands stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just hands rubbing.
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  Speaker 1: They're just gonna handy. And now Travis, I mean she's
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  Speaker 1: got a she has a.
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  Speaker 3: Watched Travis is washed though. She's gonna get She's gonna
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  Speaker 3: break up with him and start dating Hunter Henry rock Bowers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the rookie, the bald rookie.
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  Speaker 3: On the fuck Hunter Henry is the next trout, next
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  Speaker 3: Travis Kelcey.
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  Speaker 1: No, brock Bowers is. Brock Bowers is already the best
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  Speaker 1: tight end of the league.
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  Speaker 3: No, Hunter Henry is.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: How many yards Hunter Henry have this week? One hundred
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  Speaker 3: and ten?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, blessed than brock Bowers.
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  Speaker 3: And how many did Travis kelce have?
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  Speaker 2: Six? Six?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she can't even be watching the game because if
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  Speaker 1: she was really watching the game, she'd be dating where
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  Speaker 1: she rice exactly, she'd be dating their number one option
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: and he's a bad boy. Now, does Taylor Swift have
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  Speaker 1: any black men on her roster?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna answer. That's two. I can't. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are diving into some deep territory because
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  Speaker 3: talking about Chris Brown and now asking why why Taylor
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  Speaker 3: Swift hasn't dated any black man?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if it was a white guy, I think
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  Speaker 1: they be asking that they had John Mayer with that,
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  Speaker 1: did they? Yeah? I think he also just said that
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  Speaker 1: he prefers white women.
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  Speaker 3: Piece of ship, fucking scombag.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder why Taylor Swifts who would be the
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  Speaker 1: best black dude for her to date? If she's doing
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  Speaker 1: football player. She's like, that's almost just backflips over Taylor Swiss.
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  Speaker 2: I can see you're switching leagues, going for someone like
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  Speaker 2: John Moran.
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  Speaker 1: John Moran will be want to link up that cool
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift just strapped up.
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  Speaker 2: But it would be it would be it would be
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  Speaker 2: somebody like you know, Chris Paul or somebody like that.
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  Speaker 3: I think she's definitely. I'd say if she's gonna switch leagues,
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  Speaker 3: it's going to be the soccer MESSI base baseball because
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  Speaker 3: Juan Soto or something like or jud Judge, Aaron Judge
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  Speaker 3: or uh show Hey, I mean if Sho Hay gets
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  Speaker 3: fifty to fifty, she's gonna it's gonna open up her eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if he gets fifty home runs, fifty steals, that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna have Taylor Swift salad.
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  Speaker 2: Has anyone ever done that? No one's forty eight right now,
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  Speaker 2: no one's ever done it.
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  Speaker 1: No, and he's right there, he's two and two away.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's gonna get it. That'd be huge for
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. That'd be so big for her brand in Japan.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I when we went and I went to the
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  Speaker 3: Yankees game. Yeah, Ritt Nick's Red Sox game last week.
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  Speaker 3: We were we sat in the bleachers with the bleacher
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  Speaker 3: creatures and Aaron Judge is probably the biggest person I've
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  Speaker 3: ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: I had he sat next behind me at dinner.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, he is Gina.
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  Speaker 2: You were in the bleachers. I had him four feet
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  Speaker 2: behind me.
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  Speaker 1: He was like thirty feet and was facing you.
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  Speaker 2: I was this way, but I took a selfie. I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: My friend did and he was next to me and
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  Speaker 2: had him in the background. I can show you the
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  Speaker 2: picture just.
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  Speaker 3: Over your shoulder, like sitting directly behind you, like I
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  Speaker 3: was picturing that scene. And like always, Sonny, when Charlie
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  Speaker 3: and Mack make eye contact across the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the funniest thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking of.
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  Speaker 1: That ship. That's the kind of ship I'm thinking of.
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  Speaker 1: He's a big man. But dude, I nothing gets under
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: my skin like the fucking bleacher creatures.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Dude, it sucked. They suck their little thing that they
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: do where they call out every single Yeah, yeah.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: It makes my skin that. I hate how they fucking cheer.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I hate how every cheers.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't like that at all.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: And they all think that they're like they're like as
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: they think that they are more important than like half
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: of the line up.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, Derek was uh was like pumped on it,
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: and he was like going along with it, and I
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, isn't this like aren't you guys like
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: distracting the team by doing this?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: God damn, he's big? Where is that?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Mark Blotos Emilio Boo.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Nice one of the top five Italian to ultimate disrespect.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: He's in public First Amendment right.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: You're no different than fucking I didn't take it. I
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: should have gone up and said, what do you do
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: for a living?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: He should have been hit me a home run?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Funny guy, Hit me a home run, big boy, big boy?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: That boy? So can you hit a home run for me?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of getting into baseball?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Do you think I could succeed? I can probably catch
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: a pop fly?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I've always wanted to be a professional baseball player for
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: the Yankees. Who's an All Star?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: What?
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: What tips would you give me to get to my dream?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: It is?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: It was funny when like the Red Sox would be
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: in the outfield and uh and they could pop fly
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: would come towards them, and all the Yankees fans would
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: be like drop it, and it's like, dude, they're not
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: They're never gonna drop it. It's like the easiest part
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: of their job, and they've done this their entire lives.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I heard, and I don't know if this is right,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: because I'm a huge baseball guy. Pop flies are actually
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: statistically far harder to field than grounders. Harder to feel
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: like from a out bore. As a pitcher, you're you're
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: supposed to try to get people to hit grounders as
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: opposed to pop flies. Doesn't that seem crazy?
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I would think the most ideal hit would be like
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: either a home run or like a line drive.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, defen, I think home runner is
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: the most ideal hit. I think you might be right
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: about that. As a baseball fan, I think that that's
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: probably right to hit it out of the field.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Se Bro, What you didn't understand was that I was
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: joking and you didn't catch the joke, so then you
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: doubled down try to make me look a damn fool.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: No, I agreed with you.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: This is what this podcast used to be in the
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: early days, is that Ron would be like, he'd be like,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: did you see Wayne Gretzky had three home runs? Last night,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: and then I would just I would I would just
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: go along with it, and then it would get clipped
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: out and they post on that this is back and
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: they used to promote our show, and they put it
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: on the main page and they would uh, and then
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: all the comments would be like, this guy's a fucking moron,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: and I'd be like, you got you guys are morons.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: No, No, your revision is historying it. I was slipping
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: fast ones past the goalie, and I.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Always I was letting. I always heard it and always
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: understood it.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know if you did, but I do
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: like this this riff. This is a good riff. This
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: makes me think the sorting house will put you in
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: the house. Ryffindor, Yeah, tell me if I'm wrong.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Let's clip that and get that on the main page.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Ten points for Ryffindor, ten points for rffor Buck.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think that the biggest proponent of the bleacher
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: creatures or whatever is Tommy smokes too, Like he definitely
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: thinks they're so fucking cool.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Is Tommy sitting the bleachers?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: He definitely just thinks that, like doing a whatever air
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: and judge. Yeah, but I don't understand that because they
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: think it's like, that's like the coolest thing you could do.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: In a game.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: How do they not dislike that? And then they got
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: to turn around and be like, like, while they're in
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: the middle of the first.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Inning, it's really crazy to go to an America Hold
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: on a second, Hold on a second.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: It's crazy to go to an American sporting events sporting
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: event and here are chants, yeah, just the guy's name.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: And then go to a fucking European soccer game and
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: hear the entire stadium singing every word to a brand
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: new song that who knows who wrote that week and
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: they've all learned it and it's some crazy thing honoring
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: one of the players.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. I guess they do get pretty rowdy.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Their chants are unbelievable.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: They on air and judge so good. It's like, so
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: it's so much better than that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then you go to like international sporting events
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: for US teams and all we do is chant Usa USA,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: which to me is like you wouldn't go to see
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Mexico and have them be like Mexico Mexico.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the USA chant is top tier, you think
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: so absolutely.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I think that someone being like whoa batty? The batty
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: is so much harder than the USA chant. I'm not
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: saying that the USA chant.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I love the USA USA chant like I have a
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: hard time not chiming in anytime I hear one of.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Those what about j E T s jets jets yet
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: now that one sucks.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: It's all.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: It's all just us proving we can spell. Just a
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: song that is helping people untangle themselves from dyslexia.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm also close to being out on Sweet Caroline.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I kind of tuned out.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I can't handle it. Beaten to death.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I guess if you're like eighteen to twenty two, Sweet
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Caroline still hits.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You're trying to relive your glory days of hearing Sweet Caroline,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: a song about probably a seventeen year old cheerleader, can't
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: be good. There's something nasty about Sweet Caroline.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: We need not being good. Once the Red Sox reversed
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: the Curse of the Bambino, because up to that point
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: it was almost a protest song because it was the
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: it was the Red Sox that really made Sweet Caroline
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: their thing, and they would sing it in the seventh inning, right,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I believe that seventh inning stretch they'd sing Sweet Caroline,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: and it was a way of burying all the angst
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: from losing all the years.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, you guys, if I'm at Famway, I'm definitely singing Sweet.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Caroline with your brothers. You probably crack up family who
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: probably breaks friety for that?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: You ever see it? The what was it a was
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: it a Connor McGregor press conference where like some Irish
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: dude just uh starts singing like I Love you baby.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: The whole crowd start singing along. So good they might
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: do it better than us ursus cheers. I mean, in
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: like a Serbian basketball game, they're literally like letting off
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: flares and setting the fucking basket on fire, like they're
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: setting ship fucking a blaze. They're not fucking around over there.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: One yellow card from the ref and they murder his entire.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Family, say with that, Yeah, Brazilian football game, Like they'll
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: chase the ref, not even just out of this pitch,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: they'll chase them up the steps of you know.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, uh, the Irish have some pretty good The
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Irish have some.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Pretty good chance, yeah have they?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Just like in general, like they go to bars and
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: they're all just singing like old ass like sailor chanties.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Remember that video that that dude made about going back
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: to the pub after covid ended.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that video was awesome. Everything that that'shit does
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: rule that is really good. Or when they're like in
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: a bout down in the there's always like an Irish
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: woman at a bar who could be like and the
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: bog and the tree and the tree and the rat
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: and the rat and the hole in the hole in
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: the bark and the book down and they'll go like
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: for fifteen straight like they can.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: They can on the flea, there was a rash rare
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: rash ratlan rash.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: And they could do so many in a row. It
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: is very impressive when an Irish brog can pull that out.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, rash and does not appreciate that.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: On the branch and the branch and the lamb and
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: the lamb, on the tree and the tree and the
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: bar and.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: The bars she's spitting.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: We used to do that. That was a song that
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: we used to sing in pachanga, which is a Spanish
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: for the gathering, And it was this thing we used
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: to do on Wednesdays in uh the private school I
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: went to from first to eighth grade. Before I realized
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I had to be a man of the people.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: You went to put on you had a Swanish public
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: thing where you spoke or you did Irish was It.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Was a full lower school gathering in the gym where
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: the headmaster and the music teacher had acoustic guitars and
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: would lead a sing along and the entire school would
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: sing first through fifth grade kindergarten. Excuse me. And it
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: was about an hour and we had all sorts of songs,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: but many of the songs that we sang were actually
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: slave spirituals, and that troubled me. Have I told you
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: this before? No, it was follow the drink and gord. Yeah,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: we saw the drink and gord for the old man.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Is it coming for to carry you to freedom?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we sang that. We sang that in chorus, if
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: you follow the drink can go?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Would you guys sing it in like?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: And there was another one that went like this, come
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: on up, I got a life flowing, Come on up
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: to this train of mind. She said. Her name was
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Harry Tubman.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the problem is the problem is and then
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: we would like go and get picked up by our
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: parents at three point thirty and be like there is
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: not a single black student.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: In school, and I'm not sure in the.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Back, like, mom, can you play follow the Drinking Gord one.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Of the Magic Dragon and reset us back to our
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: privilege in this Honda.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: But even the Magic Dragon, I think, isn't that about Uh,
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: that's about drugs allegedly.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I think that's all from Meet the Parents. Oh really,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: just started watching again. It's so fucking funny.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Great movie.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: What a great movie that is?
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: They all are great. No, that's like, dude, that's like
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: one of my favorite, like comfort movies.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Movie it's literally the most uncomfortable movie.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: That movie is so good. There's nothing that's not That's
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: not what comfort movie means.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: There's nothing comforting about it.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's like comfort food. All of those foods just
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: make me have explosive diarrhea. Yeah, but that's they're not
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: learning foods.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: He said that his stomach has been so bad that
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: instead of a doctor, he's going to like an anthropologist.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: No, I ordered an ancestry on contest to figure out
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: what percentage of oz Kanazi jew I am.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: The stomach so fucked up. He's like, this has to
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: be because I'm a.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: General religious problem.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: It has to be generational trauma.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: That because I always thought that it was a stereotype.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: And then I looked up Jew's stomach problems and it
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: said that aj Kanazi Jews have like they're very prone
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: to Crohn's disease and like ibs, which I obviously I
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: have IBS, but I want to figure out if I
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: have crones and I'm saying. Then I looked at my
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: dad's ancestry dot Com. He's eighty percent Konazi. So I
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: was like, I want to figure out what percent I am.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: But you keep on saying O Kanazi, the table's gonna
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: start floating.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'd assume I'm probably like forty percent fifty percent,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: because Ma'm I stop. I mean, dude, it's so unbearable.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just eat a salad?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Dude, I do. I ate a salad yesterday and I
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: drank like a gallon of water. I took fiber gummy
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: and something wrong and I and I drank and I
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: take I took gas X and it's like, dude, I
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: wake up and it feels like there's literally a bag
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: of fucking cinderblocks in my stomach.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think it's what you just described,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: isn't right. I don't think you're supposed to be taking
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: gas ax. I don't think you're supposed to take five fibergummies.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't take five.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I thought you said five.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I said I took fibergummies. Oh sorry, I took the dose.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Recommend it okay, so.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: To me, and I'm no ostragond to jew but I
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: think that taking gas ax and fibergummies are like counter
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: into it.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: But I did that after that. It's not like I'm
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: doing that every day. I did that after the stomach
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: ache started.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe you.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Got the first day. The first day I took fibergummies,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: nothing happened, and then I was like I got it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: And then I took fiber gummies and then like eight
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: hours passed and I was like, dude, something's got to give.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: So then I took the gas X.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You gotta throw some traditionally Jewish remedies at it, like
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: some matza balls and get filter fish.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that'll help.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they have like the traditional food. Maybe
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: you need to smear some lambs.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: You can send me over some some traditional.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: That Rihanna dated him too little gas x.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Before before he came out.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: It's so brutal. Dude, there's I'm unfixable. No, you should
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: just I can't be fixed.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Next time you and I going, I don't even buy
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: this because when we go on the road, you have
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: a Burger for lunch, and that doesn't make my I
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: have a green bowl and I ship the right way.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: But this, dude, the burger, it's like at a point
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: where it's like the burger is dealing with him. That
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: doesn't make my stomach hurt.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta have my green bowl.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Dude, that salad. I'm pissing out of my ass.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: It's always making fun of me for eating my bird seed,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: my green bowls and all this, and then you.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Complain about your tummy.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: No, because you're not Jewish, bro, You're zero percentage Knazi.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to gate keep stomach problems.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: This is something that's deeper than just like I b S.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: This is something that's them is back thousands of years.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: That's the fastest shipping on the DNA test. Really, Yes,
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I need I need.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I need this ship done by today, by sundown. Yeah,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: you need it by the Sabbath.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Why are you. Why is it not possible for you
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: to just calculate how much ash but gosh you are
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: from your dad's contribution to.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: You from because my mom is zero.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: All right, So you take his eighty percent and her zero,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: and that puts you at forty.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong because in the Jewish faith, it actually
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: puts you at zero percent if you didn't come out
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: of a Jewish vagina.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: No, it's not true. Because Judaism you lose all your
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: It's an ethnicity, it's not just all your Jewishness.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: That is a sad side effect of the askabanis.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Very funny, dude, laugh it up, making fun of my culture.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: You're the one that is calling them the dump dumpster
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: dumper use.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: When the hell did I say that?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Dumping their pain?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: It's not true.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Crohn's disease ibs, dude.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: It got to a point because this is it. I'll
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: tell you what it is. This this stomach ache that
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I get. I have diarrhea. So like, I had diarrhea
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: the morning before we recorded, and then I left and
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I said, fuck, dude, my stomach kills. And then when
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I got home, I had diarrhea again, and I knew
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: there was more in the tank, but I didn't go again.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't go again the rest of the day, and
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: then I spend the rest of the day getting up
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: trying to go. Nothing happens, go back, sit down, get up,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: like for like hours. I've already done that four times
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: today probably Yeah, and eventually it's for some reason. It
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: just it's not happening, like I can't ship.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Incomplete bowet movements is also a thing whenever people are
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: like going through different symptoms or like ibs incomplete bows.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I think that's what you're going through incomplete.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: But but this is a reoccurring stomach ache that I get,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: and I get it. I'd probably get it once a
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: month like the computer. Yes, and then that is.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Also a side effect by the way of the azerbaijanis.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then eventually the diarrhea, it fizzles out, it's gone.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: But now I just have this fucking steel rock in
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: my stomach and it's like, I shit, this morning didn't
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: help at all, because now it's just trapped gas.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's play a game. Be honest. You have to
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: be honest. What have you eaten today today? And what
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: if you had to eat what if you had to
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: drink today.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: I had a croissant and ice coffee.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: That's all I've eaten today.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Doesn't sound that doesn't sound too good.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Doesn't sound too bad either.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound. But the black coffee could hurt.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: I didn't have black coffee. I never drink black coffee.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of myself.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, splash of half and half shot a
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: carmel brother.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe maybe that there having.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: A milkshake with that's flaky butter for breakfast? And how
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: long ago did you have it?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: That was probably three hours ago?
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: What time do you What time do you when did
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: you go to bed?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I went to bed at one last night?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Did you eat not too long before bed? Do you
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: eat late? Yeah?
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Of course it's all I do? And what eave of
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: pringles last night? Fucking midnight?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: You put a sleeve of pringles down.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I bring them into bed with me.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: It almost feels fucking me that you would blame this
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: on your fucking people when you're putting down full sleeves
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: of pringles night.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what it was.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: For the weather, I'll tell you what it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Was, which is their fault, But yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what it was. It was Sunday night.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: I watched football and then I was like, I'm gonna
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: get some pizza, right, that's a fun Sunday night activity.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: And I got pizza and I got I got two
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: slices of cheese, and I got some garlic knot. I
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: ate one slice of cheese and then I ate all
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: the garlic knots. Then I woke up the next morning.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I mean shit, like immediately it was one of those
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: ones where you open your eyes and you're already sitting
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: up at and you'll start walking to the toilet as
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: you open your.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Eyes like you had to throw up.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, and uh. And then I had a cliff
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: bar and a red bull came here, and then that's
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: when it all began. That's when the stomachache began. So
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: it was something that I ate on Sunday. But all
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I really ate on Sunday was I had a breakfast sandwich,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: a coffee, and then I had a slice of pizza.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, garlic. I have a thought, have you tested yourself
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: for Celiac's disease. You're eating a lot of gluten.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I know I have a gluten problem, that's obviously, but.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: You continue to include in every single meal khaki bread.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: But then all have but then all have full.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Pairs of cats, but then all.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Like Kanye West's clothing color palette.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: But there's other shit it that makes my stomach.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Outfit choices for burning man.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, it's definitely gluten. I definitely have a gluten problem.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: You need to eat, So what am I supposed to
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: just eat? Only? Then that hurts my stomach too?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: No, don't. Don't you need to You need to have
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: some vegetables, some some complex copp some fucking rice. You
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: can even eat white rice, dude.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: The other day I had the other day I had
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: do white rice, a little bit of vege. I had chicken.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: I got a rotisserie chicken fruit.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so much fiber, dude. You need you need
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: something to You need some rice. I want you to
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: eat some rice. I'm trying to solve it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: But I do eat rice every day. No you don't, Yes,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I do. You just described I had rice last night.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: You said you had a whole sleeve of pringles.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: That was a joke, dude, I didn't actually.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: The truth.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I probably had half a sleeve of pringles last night.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: I also had I had chicken. Uh, and what's it called?
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Fucking what's the vegetable?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I'm done brustling had Brussels sprouts.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Figure it out.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: It's a healthy, balanced meal.
• 35:12
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• 35:14
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• 35:18
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• 35:21
  Speaker 3: It's not, dude, it's a relief.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: It's very relieving.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, go on over and drink.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Drink some cans.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: With cans you're like, you leave the toilet and you're like,
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: how is this happening again?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that mysterious to me. It sounds
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: like you're eating habits are.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Terrible, but they're not that bad.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: They're pretty bad.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: They're not that bad. They're bad compared to you.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have great eating habits. You just saw
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: me how it's a whole bunch of candy right before
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: we started.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Compared to what, like, I know, would Own and Tyler eating.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: I know they're not eating fucking chicken and you ate.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: If you ate Chipotle bowls every meal, you wouldn't have
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: this problem.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Dude, all I eat is dos toros.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: No, you don't. You just the whole litany of things,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: none of which was all I eat.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Every single eat I eat, I eat something. I either
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: eat a croissant and coffee.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: You gotta get et croissant. Stop eating croissants for breakfast.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: The cissan is like this, bab it doesn't matter.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Have a bowl of oat meal, do something even a
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: breakfast wrap.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll either have a bacon, egg and cheese and coffee. Dude,
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I'm literally telling you because I eat the same. I
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: eat one of these options every single.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Never heard someone so inconsistent. I only ever have this.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I have this.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I had, dude, there's there's options. For breakfast. It's either
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: it's either a cliff bar and a sugar free red Bull.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: If we're recording around like ten or eleven. If it's
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: we're not recording until the afternoon, then I'll walk to
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: the coffee shop and I'll get a croissant into coffee,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: or I'll have a bacon, egg and cheese and a coffee.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: And then for lunch, it's almost exclusively dos toros. Yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: burrito bowl not even I don't even have the fucking
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: burrito because I'm like, I don't I don't need that.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: I don't need that. Tortilla. I think that's smart.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not. I'm not having like a bad
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: burta ball I'm having. I asked for extra fajedas. Are
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: you putting a lot of peppers? Are you putting sour
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: cream in there occasionally?
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're doing a lot of sour cream.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Your gut's just busted, bro, It's busted. And then at night,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: like I barely even eat dinner, like I'll have it's
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: usually something along the lines of a burrito bowl. Again, well,
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: what does your dadd eat salmon? Maybe you just got
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: to get on your daddy's diet salmon for every meal.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's what you need.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: And then he'll have but he like, he like, he'll
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: try to eat healthy, but then he'll be like, I'm
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: eating granola or I'm eating like I'll eat an apple,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: and then he'll eat like twelve apples in one sitting
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: where ships.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: We're both of his parents Alaska Airline, Jude.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't I don't really know his parents.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: You didn't meet them.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: We've been through this a thousand times. I'm not close
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: to them at all.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That was this was old son of a boy.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Dad lore, I don't know this.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not close to my dad's side of the family.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Sorry to hear that.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: It's not doesn't matter.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, imagine where they're going.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I'm sure they're If my dad's eighty
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: percent Konazi Jew, I'm sure they're probably like one hundred
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: percentI Jew.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Well, if he's anything more than fifty. Both of them
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: have to have a taste exactly. But imagine imagine what
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: they're going through though with a Literally.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: I got a live in New York City. I should
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: go find them and say, what are you guys doing
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: for your diet?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: And maybe that's why you guys aren't close, because they've
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: had had eighty years of stomach problems. That's like affecting
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: their mental every day. Imagine if you went off for
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: this for another sixty five years.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, my dad's the same way, dude. It's like
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: every single I have such vivid memories of my dad
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: being in the bathroom for like three hours stro and
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: then he would leave the bathroom and it would be
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: like the whole house would smell.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: But that's just dudes being dudes. Like going to hide
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom I think is a rite of passage.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Once people have kids, they just like, go spend a
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: bunch of time in the bathroom. You need a little
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: bit of personal time, Dude.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: My dad shits for two hours minimum, and my mom
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: is like gluten intolerant. Like, dude, I'm fucked. I'm literally
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: like a genetic abomination. I'm fucked.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, it does explain a lot.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: There's no curing what I have. There has to be
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: unless I literally just start eating like chicken with no
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: seasoning on it, and like an apple for every meal,
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: and maybe like a couple like this much rice, like
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: one rice ball.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: What works for me? And I know you don't like
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: to hear this is eating pretty clean foods. And then
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: my treats are sweets. I do eat a good amount
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: of sweets, but I eat pretty clean, healthy foods for
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: my staple meals.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: You need to start getting that cheesecake factory cake that
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: has one hundred and sixty three grams of sugar in it.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: That'll get you right.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Sounds amazing.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like thirteen hundred calories and has one
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: hundred and sixty three grams of sugar in it. And
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: they showed how much sugar and It's a pint glass
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: of sugar in every single one of them yesterday. Amazing.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: But that's the amount of sugar and butter that goes
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: into anything that's baked that actually tastes good is almost terrifying.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so fun. I'm so addicted to sugar now that
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: when I finish a meal, I immediately need to wash
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: it down with something sweet. It's like a cigarette after
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: a meal.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Like a frankly tank with salt. You're just doing a
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: sugar cube.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I my bite hasn't even gone down my mouth, and
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: I'm standing up out of my chair to walk up
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: to the snack closet and see what's in there.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, you keep sugar in the house.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: No, here, I don't allow any sugar in my apartment.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, keeping it in the house is dangerous.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I used to. I had a problem. I mean,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I think I've told you this, where like one night
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I was so high and I was I had bomb
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: proved my own house for myself from a sugar perspective,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: and I was so frantic that I ate a jar
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: of jam, just jam.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: It was really bad. It was really dark. It was
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: as bad, it was as big of a wake up
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: call as like I've ever had.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's actual behavior.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. A jar of jar, I thought you no
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: jar of jam my god, lumps of strawberry was disgusting.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Strawberry with uh with like the did I have like
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: the chunks.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Of the it's homemade. Oh my god.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: I've tried to start replacing candy with fruit. That's like
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: my new thing.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: My problem is that if I do that, I eat
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: so much fruit that I get it. I do get
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: a stomach ache. I'll eat like a whole bowl of cherries. Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: The other and then you get you get the sort
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: of like the snakes, like you could you could.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Write a message on a cake in them, Happy birthday, Amelia,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: we love you from your buttthole. You could frost a
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: gingerbread house. Yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: The other night. I the other night, I go out
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: and the thing is I go out and buy I
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: buy fruit, Like I'll get like a thing of I'll
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: get a thing of blackberries and a thing of raspberries
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: and a thing of plums perhaps or maybe some oranges,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: but I'll eat them all and one like I just
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: it's not okay.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: So probably like.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't understand how you're supposed to open up
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: a thing of blackberries and not just clear the thing
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: out in one city. I agree, it's like two handfuls.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I agree. Well, you know what you could do? I
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: have a suggestion. Do you like yogurt at all?
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I love yogurt?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what right if you did some chobani with
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: your with your backberries on top as a topping.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: No, those don't. I don't want to mix them. I
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: want to slam the chabani and then take down an
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: entire case of blackberries. If I think, if you do that,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: or I'm taking down like fucking like rips from seven
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: to eleven, like just like like plastic candy, it's one
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: of the other. I'm never gonna stop doing that.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, we would be good good eating buddies
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: because I get into my I get into a slippery soap.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: No, dude, my it's it's truly insane, my bad. Like
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: I'll throw out candy and then I'll walk to the
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: deli and just buy more candy. Like I'll be like
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I got to pick up a pack of twin snakes.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Like the amount of the amount of gummies that I eat,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Like when I was younger. I everyone my friends used
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: to make fun of me for eating so many gummies,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: but it would be like out et coummies, like when
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: it was like a weekend and we were like out
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: walking around, like when we were like young, like eighth grade.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: And now it's just like every night I'm eating gummies.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: How are your teeth? Are you? You've got to like cavity, dude.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You haven't been doingnnis in years.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I've been to a dentist in five years. But I am.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I am doing better with that. I'm a floss every
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: single night.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: That's not what I mean. I would think that if
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: you eat candy that regularly, you.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: It's not getting stuck in your teeth, it's eroding the core.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: After I eat my gummies, I don't I don't know
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: that it you know that's a band aid.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Right right now, I'm sweating because I want gummies so bad.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Just this conversation.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Four loose res cups, a snicker is in a TwixT bar,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: and an apple. You saw me eat this and then
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I got up and went back and got more.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Starving right now, would kill for just a pack of
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Harborough Smurfs Hairbo Smurfs Gushers. Now that's too much.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Are they satisfying to you?
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: The Smurfs? Yeah, they're satisfying.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Do you like the Gummy Bears? Love them? The Golden Package?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: That's good. People say that if you put that in
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: a fridge, it's really good.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I. Do you ever had those on ice cream?
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: No?
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Phenomenal, really phenomenal.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: On ice cream? It makes it seem like you're like
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: on the drug ice cream? Ever trying sober? You ever
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: try him on ice cream?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I saw a good Uh, I saw a good Grammatic
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: joke the other day, and then I looked to see
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: if anyone liked it, and Francis had liked it. The
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Indian dude who said, uh, joke about getting drunk, I'm
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: so drunk and saying that something.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: So much that the verb becomes the state.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: We used to say I drink, I drink, we drink,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: you drink. And then one day someone was like, I
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: am drunk.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Hilarious?
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Are you saying that you should just say I have drunk?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I have drunk, But no, you become the thing
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: you're just you've been doing.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, that's biblical.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: It's pretty funny.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm alcohol incarnate.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Correct you embody the action?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: God? Damn well, I hope you get your ship right, bro.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll figure it out. I'll go to the doctor.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: You'll go to the anthropologist. Anthropologist, get to the bottom
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: of this.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: The thing is, I don't even know what to say
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: when I go to the doctor. I have a stomach
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: ache every single day.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: They play him this episode of the podcast. Yeah, true,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: and he will be able to prescribe it pretty quickly.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I've got a doctor in the city now, and I
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: go a lot. Really, I'm always there.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: That surprises me. That's good though, Happy that you're doing that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Anytime something's wrong, I go, you need a dentist, Now
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: I do need a dentist.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: You go to I was worried about, Like, I definitely
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: had a period of five years where I didn't go
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: to a dentist and it was I was scared that
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: they were going to be nasty to me.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I know they're gonna be. They're gonna be like, what,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: what's wrong with you?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I found a nice one though, and they're they're like
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: so nice to give me that wreck leaf dental leaf?
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fine, don't I I've been going there. Ever, since
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I first went.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: To find dental sounds hostile already finds good. It's fine,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: finds for like Harvard grads.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Only No, it's the one that most of the people
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: of Barstool use. It's where everyone goes. They're all the
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: clean I don't want to.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I don't want to go to the fucking barstool dentists
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: with our dental plan in the middle of a cleaning.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: So where's dave at?
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: I told you they have a guy that they have
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: a guy you can pay twenty bucks to for to
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: do a foot rep while you get your teeth.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: That's exact guy thought.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Fuck was that? Yeah?
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: You never got that sound ever? On my phone?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: What was it I've been having I've been getting notifications
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: on my phone for things that I certainly did not
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: sign up for notifications from. It's fucking creepy, Like what
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: uber each He'll just be like time to eat buddy.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like that ship is weird when they do that.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I switched the door dash.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah it insane.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I get seven Kamala shame messages a day.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I don't get any political messages.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: You're our last hope. All right, Well, this is it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: We're never talking to you again because you didn't sign
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: up for a coamo's petition, Like, okay, yeah, don't talk
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I keep on getting emails about voting, like the NFL
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: is sending me emails being like, it's the last day
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: to sign up to vote.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: That's gotta because of your draft video.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be No.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: I think it's because I buy ship from the NFL
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: store all the time, all the time.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a Jerseys referee jersey.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: I got Jerseys, I got, I got. I got a
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: new Patriots cardigan that's become part of the Sunday ritual.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: That's huge.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: I'm loving the Patriots that you're in.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I had to wrap it today just because they
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: play the Jets tomorrow.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be huge. Jets must win.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: I think we're gonna smoke them. Someone commented I saw
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: a post that was like like, could you think the
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Patriots like Patriots Jets? Who do you think takes this one?
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: And someone commented and they were like, you think the
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Patriots are going to be Aaron Rodgers in his Prime
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Prime Dude, it's rinsed.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's they're talking about it's going to be on
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Amazon Prime, is what they're true.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: That could be a popple ability.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: That's got to be what they mean.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, have you noticed that, like like bars and shit
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: don't really play the Thursday Night games anymore because it's
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: on Amazon.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: It could also be that he drinks Logan Paul's.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Prime with ks I.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: We got to get one of those packs, then you lunchables,
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: the Prime packs. I'm dying for one. Maybe that'll cure
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: my stomach problems. Just a feastable and a Prime. The
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: mister Beast has his uh his new food. It's called Feastables.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, that's fun.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: The kids love that ship.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's getting sued right now.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Beast Beast Beast can afford it.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: By someone something big.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he'll be okay.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that he'll just be able to put
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: out a single video and pay for everything.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: You guys ever joined a class action lawsuit?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: No, I saw one recently that looked Oh wasn't that
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: the NFL had a class action lawsuit that like they
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: were supposed to be putting games on TV for It
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: was like a billion dollar lawsuit that you could get
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: for because they weren't playing games for everybody, or something
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: like that I think it got rescinded.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I almost joined. They won against Jewel.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Really, the jewels are exploding.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: There was a class action lawsuit against Jewel for making
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: kids addicted to nicotine. You could have done that, yeah,
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: But then I started filling out and I was like,
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: I don't really give a shit about this, And what
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: is this for? Like ten dollars?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: That's always the issue. Yeah, you think it's going to
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: get watered down. The pot's going to.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Be so big that the people stopped doing.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: So many people are applying for such.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: You have to prove you're the most addicted.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Like in Aaron Brockovich, they were asking like weird questions
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: a tount of money. Yeah, they were asking a bunch
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: of questions about.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: You should tell them your stomach issues and say that
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: was from the Mango pods.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: From the Mango The Mango pods.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Got you good.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yesterday I got stopped by two Japanese men on the
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: street and they were like, we'd like you to join
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: our Bible study and really, And I was like, really,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: what were they talking about? And they started breaking down
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the scripture to me right there on the street. It
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: was insane, but they I have their number if you
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: guys want it.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: When a guy come up to me and he was like,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: excuse me, I just wanted to have you ever has
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: anyone ever talked to you about like the Word of
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: God or something?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I can't like what happened in the like so that
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: these two Japanese bros came to America and then just
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: got turned out to Christ our Lord.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Uh, they did what Columbus did. They mistook it for
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: a different part of the world where they were on
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: their way to a missionary.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: It really might have been some ship like that, Like
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: it was like a Bible study that they were that
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: they were at, and like they I guess they're just evangelizing.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: They didn't even want that much from me. They're just
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: like gave me their number and they're like, yeah, text me.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like I thought that they were gonna
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: ask me to sign up for something or give them
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: cash or something like that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: But I guess that's how it starts. By the way, do.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: You do you believe him about nothing?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: There's nothing I believe you don't think? Yeah, I don't know,
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: because I'm giving him what I think are viable. I
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: took him seriously and I'm giving him viable insights on
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: his diet.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Some people would just like to have problems.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: That's right. Some people don't want to be helped.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some people can't, like you could tell them a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: million different things. He's like Joshi Crocs. You remember who
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Joshi Crocs was. No, No, Joshie Crocs was a guy
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: who was He worked at barstool, and then he became
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: an influencer who would like pour milk all over the
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: subways like a prank, like fifty gallons that. And then
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I remember like I used to try to give him
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: advice and his eyes would just glaze over, like he's
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: just like, there's some things you could do to be
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: a successful content creator, and he just would like his
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: brain would turn off.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I hate that, And that's kind.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Of what he's doing. He's like, no, I do exactly
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: what you're telling me already.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I mean for me to go through his diet and
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: ah and Aaron Rodgers to continue to throw in his
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: prime lose to the Patriots.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Which Garrett Wilson, you know what you guys talking ball?
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have a fun.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be sick man, Remandre two tds.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, take it, book it.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: We should go to a game. Yeah.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I thought about going tomorrow, but I don't want to
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: go to met Life.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: So far and push me and Francis won't be there.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: I was gonna go with my buddy Matt. He's getting
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: here tomorrow. We're going down for the big weekend, Peters,
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: the big Sebastian weekend.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you guys go to L Train Vintage
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: to get your tuxedos yet no Buffalo exchange.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: No, we already ought. We will have them already.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Where'd you get him?
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Just had one?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Lie?
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna wear my suit.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: That'll be sweet, but it won't be a tuxedo unless
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: you get a bow tie.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: True. I probably not can actually wear I thought we
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: were kind of all joking. And then I was talking
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: to bow yesterday and I was like, I'm probably just
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: man wear like pants and a sweatshirt, and he was like,
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: were you serious? I was like, dude, I'm not actually
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: gonna wear it. Fucking talks. He should, though, like sit
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: through a two hour show.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: It would be like it would go so much harder
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: if you did, though.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But I don't really. I'd rather just enjoy the
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: show than like be like doing a bit at the show.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: I got a bad feeling you're not gonna go at all?
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Why just knowing you?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Why? I have the tickets on my phone. Good seeds too.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Where game Time hooked it up?
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Like, I think we're on the floor. What Yeah, so
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: he might call you up and he's on a he's centered,
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: he's doing the round center stage. Yeah time, I'm so pumped.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be watching his back, bro.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be sick. I'm gonna record it secretly and
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I'll put it on YouTube.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Or at least the audio.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: You think they'll yonder bag you guys?
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: You think they will?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I think so the old stadium. Then bring an extra phone.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I was wondering about that. I'm gonna have talk to
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: game Time about that.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: But you got to bring an extra phone. Like in
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: the Dark Knight, when the guy fathom that he has
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: an extra phone, or.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Where he's it's sewn into his stomach.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: No, when he when they go when they go to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: the when they're in like Asia and the guy's like,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: we have to take your phone, and then he brings
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: another phone.
• 57:19
  Speaker 9: In the Dark Knight rises, No, Yeah, he goes to
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: Hong Kong, The Dark Knight.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Pulls the guy out via the airplane.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: They will not extra diet one of their own. You
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: don't remember that?
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Now, I got to watch the movie because does.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: He goes to negotiate a business deal?
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: I know, I thought that was I just thought that
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: was Dark Knight rises bro.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, dude, interesting, we're gonna have to rescind your
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Dark Knight posters of your bedroom. We're gonna have to
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: seize that from you.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: My movie is so fucking good.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: How would you know?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: And you don't remember mister Loo, No, I remember when
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: he gets taken on the airplane.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: They will not extra diet one of the owns. You
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: don't remember that?
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Is he the one that they always have the video
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: conferences with and he's on the TV?
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've taken some precautions. Shortly, you'll understand.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: For a second, I thought you were talking about now
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: you've seen me because he also Morgan Freeman also has
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: a second phone in that. Remember he records the Magic
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Show and then the usher comes over and he's like,
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: you can't record.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: And he takes it. I couldn't tell you, and then
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: he pulls out another recorder.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: No One expects you to have two phones.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Morgan Freeman has two different movies where he's recording something secretly.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: That's that's his best role, that's his best role.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's like maybe we just cracked an easter egg.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's in every single like maybe in like Night
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: of the Museum, he's fucking it's two phones? What museum museum?
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Do you think this is an autobot or a decepticon.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: That's definitely not what decepticons are all like tanks and
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: fucking planes and shit.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: But that's like a red mean car.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Dude, Bumblebee literally is a yellow mean car.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: You think that that's more of a Lightning Queen or
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: more of a bumblebee.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: That's definitely more of a bumblebee.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: That's like a Lightning Queen. That's exactly one for one
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Lightning Queen basically.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: Not even close. Lightning McQueen is much more round.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I don't even think I ever finished Cars.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: It's a great movie.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: There's Pixar, so it has to be. But I just wasn't.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I just like it wasn't buying that the cars could talk. Yeah,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: it's true, it's unrealistic. I love Chitty Bang, Chitty Chitty
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: bang Bang. Or what's another movie where the car is
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: uh night Rider for the cars kN talk. I guess
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: that's a TV show.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Wasn't there.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: What was that one movie where the girl is like that,
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: she drives the punch Buggy and it it's alive.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: It's that chitty chitty bang bang.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think so let's look it up. Talking car movies,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: A live movies where cars are alive? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah. Herbie Goes Bananas. I guess that's the sequel.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: There's a surprising amount Christine the Car Dual night Rider
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: transformers cars to Herbie Goes Bananas, Maximum Overdrive, the car
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: rode to Revenge.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Herbie goes Banana Land.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: The day Herby goes to Banlana Lands, Herbie has Herbies.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: What just Herbie's stuffing a fucking engine into a tailplake
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: seen as Doctor two weeks later. Gross. That's fucking gross.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Cars should be able to appropriate though. You think cars
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: will be on the human side in the Robot War?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they'll be on their own kind
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: of or whatever, just rock with the robots.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Probably the robots side, right, because we're
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: kind of just like you them. Yeah, but I guess.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: I guess it depends on if you treat your car well. Right,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe if you like, regularly clean it, take it to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: the car wash once a month.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Get the oil change.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you take get the oil change, Like, if you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: treat your car well, I'm sure it will be on
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: your side.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Do you fundamentally understand what an oil change does.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Not at all? Do you?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I think people will come at us for this, but
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck they.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: I think it makes it so the engine runs smoothly
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: and doesn't doesn't overheat lubricant. I always thought it was
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: a lubri kint, a thousand bottles of khy like. I
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: remember when we were driving back from Wyatt from Wyoming
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: to Denver and my buddies. The car that we were
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: using had low fuel and we stopped at an AutoZone
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: and we just topped it off with fuel because we
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: were like, we don't have time to do a full
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: oil change, but at least if we top an off
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: fuel oil oil oil?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Oh different than fuel?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Did I say? Fuel? Yeah? My apologies.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: Oil.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Not to be confused with the Upton Sinclair novel that
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: turned into There Will Be Blood.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Ah, that movie was a snooze.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, I disagree.
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  Speaker 2: I can't disagree with you more.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't love it.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: It's I think it's one of the best movies of
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: all time. I did it. I can't believe how good
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: that movie.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I watched it, and I was waiting, and I was waiting.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: I watched it.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed you.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Would you do me a favor and try it again?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I watched it probably two months ago, okay, and I said.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I think it's really one of the best movies ever made.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: You choked on a dick? What was that sound effect?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I watched that movie, and I.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Said, I was trying to snore, but it came out
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: the wrong way.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: You know, you're on some goofy time today.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I think this is this is one of my favorite
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: episodes we've ever done. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's crazy. This is one of my least favorite
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: episodes we've ever known.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you and I don't typically agree un much.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: I think it's been a good episode. I think every
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: episode is a good episode. I think this is probably
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: the best podcast there is.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Come come see me uh en Ron in Austin tomorrow night.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: I'll be at Creaking the Cave for two shows. Friday,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: two shows Saturday, and then we're gonna head over to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: watch pup Punk. Where are you guys? What was the name
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: of the bar you're performing in Austin in Austin, The
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Austin Bar of Austin, Texas.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Austin Bar. You cannot miss this guy out there. We're
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: gonna do the best damn comedy jam while we're out there.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Are you guys going to pay your respects?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I would I would stop by ou Jenue flex comedy.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: I would be to uh haunts Kim and.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should stop on midsis pay your respect.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: I got spots of the Mothership Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Eleving forty Mothership damn. So you can joke all you want,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: but we are going to pay respect.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: But we're literally gonna go.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I was just there, so not going on, not going
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: up though, just observing and going studying, rolling my eyes.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Nudge the person next to you, being like, you should
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: see what I could do up there.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Because you guys wouldn't believe what would happen if.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I would be way better up there than these guys
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: are doing. Then these guys, the best comedians in the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: world than they're doing.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Going to that super hostile green room with seven hundred
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: dudes with AR fifteen's.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Is that what goes on in that green room?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Dude, you gotta go in.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: You go in.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: There's like forty cops just just the entrance. I was
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: at the bar and then I left the bar to
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: go to the bathroom, and then I came back and literally, dude,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: you know like in like movies where like you're like
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: someone's trying to walk like in like we were trying
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: to walk through the gate and there's like two guards
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: and they like close in so that you can't get
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: around them.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: They did.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: They pulled that on me, real closed in and they
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: were like, hold, what's your name?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: What's your number?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think so you have to pull up. You
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: have like a tattoo of your to forty nine.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: All right, I just wait a second. This is counterfeit.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: You scratched off an extra zero.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: You get you get branded when you go there.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like joining a black fraternity. They're like outside
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: of it. It's like being a Zeta. You get stomped
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: team that, you get step teamed in.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: There's a secret code when you're going to get into
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: the green room.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a number of numeric code and it's your number
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: on the two fifty. It's Buford's in Austin. Buford's Buford
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: good spot, Oh, really good spot. Some of the best
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: mitchellattas and town.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Say how to my my boys when you're down there,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Guardeni Lamaire, Sean Sean Marshall, just pop by, say say
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: where they goes a long way?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Where are they gonna be?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Probably the mother Ship?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, holy ship? Who's on your show?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Luke Tuma?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Oh nice, yep, that's great.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: I like him.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Is he hosting?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: No, he's featuring.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Who's hosting?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know how about their the Mothership shows? Do
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: they have the full line up out? Or you just
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: know that you're gonna be one of them?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: I think that's I think you're allowed to say.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: I don't actually know who's the tall part of the mystique. Yeah,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: well we shouldn't have even said that you're on it. No, No,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be fucking.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Come see me. They don't have a problem telling tickets.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: So come see me before at the Creek and the Cave.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be great.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be When you go there, make sure you
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: get the wagu sliders at the food truck.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: I gotta go. I'm gonna take Grown out to dinner. Oh,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: if we can find a time. I keep texting him
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: about it because there's a restaurant I want to keep
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: text about it. Weday is my favorite restaurant, very long,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: fucking amazing. Although I've heard really good things about another
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: place called like KRNYE or krn J or something.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard of that.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: It's a I think it's a like a Haitian restaurant
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: or something. Jamie beards Hevy finalist, Okay, all right, Well,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: we'll see.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: You guys next week.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Nice Rownan.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Francis probably won't be on the episodes next week though.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Because we're doing Surviving Bars tool, because we're derelict on
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: our duties.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Because they decided that they're going to slack off this week.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Francis going back to Amsterdam, so it'll be me, maybe
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: KB and Nick. They're coming to New York and then
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: we'll figure it out.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Are you going to talk about Diddy's thousand bottles of Oh?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: We totally forgot to talk about the freak offs for
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: out of Order. Out of Order, We'll be in Chicago
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: coming up in October, So go check that out.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: All the other shows are sold out though Boston Shoulder.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: All the other shows are sold out.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Wow, good job.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be amazing. And uh, stay tuned for
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: sas to talk with KB and Nick about the freak offs.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: We'll talk freak offs and whatnot. That's honestly, that's where
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: you guys. You guys are gonna surviving Barsol is kind of.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: A freak off.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, there's only gonna be like five hundred bottles
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: of lube.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: How many freaks are in surviving bar Sol? How many
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: people are in the cast twenty four? Twenty four? How
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: many out of those twenty four do you think are freaks?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Eleven?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Eleven?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you already know.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just under White talks.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 10: Dave freak, certified freaking Gilly freaks biz Yeah, Dave Freak,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 10: biz freak, absolutely.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Freak wait Haveran Foster Foster's Arian Foster are freak.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you never listened to You don't listen to enough.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Mastro dose Master dosing Caleb is Caleb a freak? What
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: seven days a week? Start a five freak?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: I've been freaky, Yeah, Francis France, You're not a freak dick.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Be honest, you're not a freak.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: I've been beating it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: He's been beating his dick. There's two more freaks, the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: funk am I not thinking of? I mean the general
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Sometimes Smitty Smitty is a freak. At times, Smite's a
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: low key freak. Yeah, vote sneaky freak once you unleash him.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: And then uh Robbie Fox freak. Yeah, there's a freak list,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: the eleven freaks.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: All right, sounds good. We'll we'll touch on that this
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: week next week. Thank you, goodbye.