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Joan and DeAnna’s Bachelor Fantasy Draft · The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This is the Almost Famous Podcast with iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Almost Famous crew, it's Joan and Deanna back again.
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  Speaker 2: And today we're going to play another round of our
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  Speaker 2: Celebrity Fantasy Draft. Ben, Ashley, Bob, and Trista have all played.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's our turn. A little refresher, if you weren't
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  Speaker 2: here last time about how it was played. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: first of all, the game is called or has a
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  Speaker 2: name kind of like What If Bachelor instead of regular
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  Speaker 2: people was made up of notably famous people. Today, we're
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  Speaker 2: going to put our favorite celebrities, athletes, podcasters into the
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  Speaker 2: Bachelor Nation world. We'll go through some stereotypical roles you
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  Speaker 2: usually see on a season of the show, and we're
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  Speaker 2: going to put who we think is the best celeb
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  Speaker 2: for said role in these given categories and defend why
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  Speaker 2: we made the choice to put them in it. We'll
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  Speaker 2: also pick where the bachelor mansion is located and where
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  Speaker 2: the proposal will take place. In the end, we'll leave
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  Speaker 2: it up to you, the listeners, to vote on which
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  Speaker 2: one of our celebrity bachelor shows you'd rather watch. So
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  Speaker 2: you're either going to vote Deanna or Joan at the end. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm just going to kick it off. And the
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  Speaker 2: first thing that we're going to talk about is location
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  Speaker 2: for the Celeb Bachelor Mansion. Okay, are you ready? I'm
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  Speaker 2: so in love with my place. I think it should
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  Speaker 2: be in Lake Como. Okay, so I'm going to defend
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  Speaker 2: why because... It is such a hotspot for celebrities, and
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  Speaker 2: it has amazing views. So contestants could arrive, and you
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  Speaker 2: know how– I don't know if you remember if George
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  Speaker 2: Clooney and Amal were in that wooden speedboat. It looks
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  Speaker 2: like a Ralph Lauren replica.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Wood speedboat. And I picture all of the bachelorettes arriving
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  Speaker 2: in the speedboats, like with their hair flowing behind them
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  Speaker 2: and their flowy dresses. And then someone, you know, somebody
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  Speaker 2: in like a white suit and a hat helps them
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  Speaker 2: off the boat. And then they walk up to the
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  Speaker 2: bachelor who's standing there on the dock. Oh, I'm in
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  Speaker 2: love with this. There's also other like beautiful places all
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  Speaker 2: over Lake Como, obviously. They have like the terrace gardens
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  Speaker 2: and They could do candlelit dinners overlooking the water. They
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  Speaker 2: could do strolling and shopping along the Bellagio and end
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  Speaker 2: up at an outdoor cafe.
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  Speaker 3: And then.
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  Speaker 2: I picture like a star-filled night and them like on
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  Speaker 2: a beautiful, like at a mansion with a gorgeous yard.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like under the stars doing rose ceremonies.
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  Speaker 1: Fine.
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  Speaker 3: Sign me up, Joan. Put me in the mix. That
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  Speaker 3: sounds wonderful. You and I should scout it.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds so good.
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  Speaker 3: I actually, I have to admit, Lake Como was on
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  Speaker 3: my list, but it's not what I chose. But it
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  Speaker 3: was top on my list because it's just so beautiful there. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like that... That's where you fall in love.
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  Speaker 2: I totally agree.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me then who you chose. I'm dying to know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I chose selfishly somewhere that is one of my
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  Speaker 3: most favorite places in the entire world.
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  Speaker 1: I chose Cape town, South Africa.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I fell in love.
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  Speaker 3: With South Africa when I was there and I just
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen it done before. And I kind of want
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  Speaker 3: to see them film in South You know, in South Africa,
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  Speaker 3: Cape Town specifically, because it's not.
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  Speaker 1: Super expensive, but it is really beautiful. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of wineries and wine country, but it
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  Speaker 3: also would be so fun for like a one-on-one date
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  Speaker 3: to be like flown out to like a safari and
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  Speaker 3: stay on some like little boat. I don't know, Airbnb
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  Speaker 3: where you have like elephants like drinking out of the
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  Speaker 3: pool in the backyard.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. It's so adventurous. So cool. And kind
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  Speaker 2: of cool for like celebrities to have to maybe like
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  Speaker 2: rough it a little bit. So I'm loving your choice. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So can we do The Bachelor before we do the
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  Speaker 2: show host? Because my answer kind of... kind of goes
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  Speaker 2: along with who The Bachelor is. So can we both
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  Speaker 2: do The Bachelor first? Yeah. Okay. So my Bachelor is
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  Speaker 2: Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but wasn't he recently rumored to be a Bachelor?
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Was he for The Bachelor?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm making this up. We'll let our producer, Heather,
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  Speaker 3: tell us right from wrong. Maybe I'm just like living
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  Speaker 3: in my own delusions. But for some reason, I feel
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  Speaker 3: like in the last few years or something after he
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  Speaker 3: got divorced, like he was rumored to go on to
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  Speaker 3: be the next bachelor.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a great, solid choice, Joan.
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  Speaker 2: So it's and kind of the choice is because I
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  Speaker 2: love that he's he's 49 years old. And I have
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  Speaker 2: been dying to have a bachelor season with 40 to
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  Speaker 2: 50 year olds. And I know you'd be into this, Deanna.
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  Speaker 1: I would absolutely be into this.
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  Speaker 2: And I think that a bachelor always is like to
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  Speaker 2: cast athletes. And he's obviously like the ultimate athletes. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he's won like seven Super Bowls or something. I also
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  Speaker 2: love that he's navigating a second chapter and he's already
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  Speaker 2: kind of shown that he's doing that. He's dated some
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  Speaker 2: younger women. But he had a really good marriage.
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  Speaker 1: Mostly all younger women, Joan. I know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm trying to get him to age appropriate. So
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  Speaker 2: all my contestants are age appropriate for him. But I
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  Speaker 2: love that he had a 13-year marriage to Giselle. So
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  Speaker 2: that was a pretty solid marriage, especially since they're both
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  Speaker 2: pretty famous. That's a long marriage for famous people these days.
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  Speaker 2: And how much he talks so endearingly about his children
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  Speaker 2: and how much he loves them and how important they
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  Speaker 2: are in his life. So I feel like, like he's
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  Speaker 2: looking for a second chapter. And I think that he
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  Speaker 2: has that family side that we would relate to. And
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  Speaker 2: I think he kind of already has kind of a
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  Speaker 2: romantic history with Giselle. We used to see them, you know,
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  Speaker 2: vacationing together with the kids on the beach. And I
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  Speaker 2: think we all kind of like, we kind of like them.
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  Speaker 2: How about you? Who's yours?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Joan, I can't get on board with Tom Brady,
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  Speaker 3: but my bachelor is Michael B.
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  Speaker 1: Jordan.
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  Speaker 3: I think that he is so very handsome and I
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  Speaker 3: think he's at the perfect like bachelor age.
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  Speaker 1: He's not too young. He's not too old. He relatively
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  Speaker 1: stays out of the public eye.
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  Speaker 3: So there's that, you know, sense of like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: curiosity with him.
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  Speaker 1: And like, I just think he's a nice guy. Let's
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  Speaker 1: and you know what I mean? Like, I think you
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  Speaker 1: make a great bachelor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think in the nice guy category, you hit
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  Speaker 2: it perfectly. I think I went big star and you went, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So next we're going to do show host. And I
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  Speaker 2: think everybody that does this game says them, of course.
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  Speaker 2: So it's me. I think I should host the show.
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  Speaker 2: It's my dream job. I know that Jesse's never, ever
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  Speaker 2: going to leave. So I'll never get this job. So
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  Speaker 2: in this fantasy world, I get to be the host.
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  Speaker 2: And I think you and I both have the, you know,
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  Speaker 2: would be good at it because we have like all
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  Speaker 2: this empathy for the bachelor, the bachelorette and how much
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  Speaker 2: how hard it is to date that many people, how
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  Speaker 2: much courage it takes to like, let the world see
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  Speaker 2: your vulnerability and let all your contestants see it. So
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  Speaker 2: I think I should be the host. How about you? Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm dying because after I chose my host, I listened
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  Speaker 3: to the episode with Bob and Trista and they both
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  Speaker 3: were like, ah, I should host it. I did not
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  Speaker 3: choose that, but I will have, you know, As our host,
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  Speaker 3: I have chosen our very own Bob Guinea.
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  Speaker 1: I think Bob is one of the funniest.
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  Speaker 3: People that I know, and I believe that he would
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  Speaker 3: make an incredible host on The Bachelor.
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  Speaker 1: So Bob is my host.
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  Speaker 2: I agree with you. He has a quick wit. He's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. If it wasn't me, I'd give it
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  Speaker 2: to Bob. The contestant most likely to show up in
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  Speaker 2: a costume getting out of the limo. I love my choice.
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  Speaker 2: Katy Perry. She's age 41. She's age appropriate for Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 2: And she has a huge history of wearing costumes. So
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  Speaker 2: when she was a judge on American Idol, she dressed
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  Speaker 2: up as Ursula one time and she fell out of
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  Speaker 2: her chair that was so heavy. And she's been the
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  Speaker 2: mermaid and she's been Snow White. She just loves to
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  Speaker 2: throw a costume on and be on TV. So I
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  Speaker 2: think she'd be perfect. How about you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I'm dying at my answer because... No one really
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  Speaker 3: told me there were rules. So my contestant most likely
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  Speaker 3: to show up in a costume getting out of the
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  Speaker 3: limo is Will Ferrell.
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  Speaker 1: I realize that.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Bachelor, but like no one said he
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  Speaker 3: had to stay and fall in love.
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  Speaker 1: With Michael B. Jordan. But like that's just what popped
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  Speaker 1: into my mind.
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  Speaker 2: He's there for comedic value and you've done a great
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  Speaker 2: job with that. Okay, the contestant that cries the most,
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  Speaker 2: I chose Carrie Underwood. She's 43 years old. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: with my theme of the age. And she is so
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  Speaker 2: emotional on American Idol, particularly when contestants share personal stories,
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  Speaker 2: which is what we do on Bachelor. We get down
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  Speaker 2: to it. We kind of reveal stuff we would never
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  Speaker 2: reveal on our first date, like the first night we're
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  Speaker 2: in the mansion. So I think she would be perfect.
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  Speaker 2: She would cry all the time, and I love her.
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  Speaker 2: How about you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this might come as a surprise to you, but
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  Speaker 3: the person that I chose, I'm on my reality show kick,
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  Speaker 3: and our producer, Heather, has gotten me pretty obsessed.
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  Speaker 1: With this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I chose Bella from Love Overboard because when we watched,
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  Speaker 3: Heather and I watched the show together, we had such
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  Speaker 3: a fun time watching this girl on television, and she's
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  Speaker 3: really a beautiful crier, but she was like prime time
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  Speaker 3: reality TV gold. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So good. So, so, so good. I did not watch that,
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  Speaker 2: but I do know of her.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're going to welcome her over to the dark
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  Speaker 3: side of The Bachelor because she can do it.
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  Speaker 2: She can do it. The villain. Okay. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: choose a classic villain. Somebody who's been a villain before.
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  Speaker 2: She's age 52 and it's Amorosa. Oh, what a great choice.
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  Speaker 2: She is. I mean, she's so obvious. She's been on
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  Speaker 2: competitive reality TV forever. She could play. And I feel
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  Speaker 2: like she'd be very strategic. So you wouldn't know she's
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  Speaker 2: a villain unless until like three rose ceremonies in and
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  Speaker 2: you're like, I just got played by her. Like, how
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  Speaker 2: did I end up not getting a rose? And she did. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I think she would be figuring out the game and
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  Speaker 2: would be playing the game and you wouldn't know she
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  Speaker 2: was a villain until it was too late.
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  Speaker 3: That's a solid choice. I did not even come into
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  Speaker 3: the forefront of my mind, Joan. I chose Angelina Jolie.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about this woman. I
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  Speaker 1: can't quite figure her out.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? She's like this like aloof
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  Speaker 3: to me, but I feel like she plays the same
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  Speaker 3: role in every single movie that she's in. And like,
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to see her on The Bachelor and she
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  Speaker 3: would just like pick people off.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That is my favorite of all your choices so far. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: It is perfect. I think you both, we both have
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  Speaker 2: really solid villains.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Really, really good. Okay. The contestant that says the villain
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  Speaker 2: isn't there for the right reasons. I love Marvel's Higgins.
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  Speaker 2: She is now, man, she's on Dance of the Stars now.
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  Speaker 2: She was on Love Island, I believe, and then she
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  Speaker 2: was on.
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  Speaker 2: The villain, or I mean, what is it called?
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  Speaker 1: Traitors.
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  Speaker 2: And I love her and she's age 35, but I
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  Speaker 2: just like the way she is so sweet. And she
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  Speaker 2: just is very matter of fact about things. Like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: she just kind of says it as it is and
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  Speaker 2: she's just sweet. So I think like she would call
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  Speaker 2: a villain out and no one would hate her for
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  Speaker 2: doing her or no one would be offended. The villain
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't be offended because she's just sweet. How about you?
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  Speaker 1: Listen, we love Mara. We're huge, huge Mara fans. Like
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  Speaker 1: love her, love her.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, I chose Hillary Duff and I think what came
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  Speaker 3: to mind for me is when there was the whole
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  Speaker 3: like group chat scandal that went on, like the way
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  Speaker 3: they all kind of danced around it. But I just
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  Speaker 3: saw recently Hillary Duff posted a photo on social media,
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  Speaker 3: something about playing on.
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  Speaker 1: The group chat. And I was like, Ooh, that was
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  Speaker 1: a dig, but like not a big dig. And I
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  Speaker 1: just thought she would be the one she would do that.
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  Speaker 2: So he'll, and she has the confidence to do it too.
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  Speaker 2: She's really good. Okay. The contestant that crushes it during
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  Speaker 2: the talent show.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I love my choice here. She's 49 years old and
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  Speaker 2: it's Shakira. And I love it because I know that
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  Speaker 2: Tom Brady would be one of the people that chooses
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  Speaker 2: the winner of the talent show, along with some other
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  Speaker 2: people generally. And I know that we have Katy Perry
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  Speaker 2: and we have Carrie Underwood already in my season, but
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  Speaker 2: I think he might go for someone from South America
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  Speaker 2: because Giselle was from Brazil and Shakira's from Colombia. So
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  Speaker 2: I think he might have a type. So I had
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  Speaker 2: to throw his type in there someplace, and this is
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  Speaker 2: where I did it. How about you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I chose Zendaya.
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  Speaker 3: Good one.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like she can do everything, sing, dance, act, um, everything.
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  Speaker 3: Like I love everything about her. She is.
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  Speaker 2: She could, whatever the talent show is, she would do it.
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  Speaker 2: So true. Um, contestant that gets so competitive that they
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  Speaker 2: injure themselves on a group date. Okay. Mine is like
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  Speaker 2: so obvious. Lindsay Vaughn. Oh, Age 41. Okay, she's age
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  Speaker 2: 41 for her bachelor.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you who I chose.
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  Speaker 2: Did you choose Lindsey Vonn?
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God, I chose Lindsey Vonn. I need
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  Speaker 1: to show you right now what I wrote down. I
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  Speaker 1: wrote down Lindsey Vonn. I swear to God.
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  Speaker 3: First time in the history of the show this has happened.
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  Speaker 3: Vonn and I, Joan and I are on the same
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  Speaker 3: mental wavelength here.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see how we do the rest of this. We
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  Speaker 2: might be good. I mean, she skied on a tour
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  Speaker 2: of ACL, and then she was like airlifted off the mountain.
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  Speaker 2: She's crazy, and she would do anything, and she would
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  Speaker 2: have no regrets about trying it. So that is so good.
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  Speaker 2: And I think it happened with Trista and Bob one
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  Speaker 2: time on the show, too.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny. Yeah, it's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Contestant most like to say, I'm not here to make friends. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I have twins. They're age 42. Nikki and Brie Bella. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not positive you know who they are, but when
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  Speaker 2: I tell you who they are, you're going to know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: They are the twin sisters who are professional wrestlers. And
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  Speaker 2: Nikki Bella, I think, I think it's Nikki, was married
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  Speaker 2: to John Cena. Or not married, engaged to John Cena.
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  Speaker 2: So she dated him, and then they were married. And
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  Speaker 2: I love it that they could just kind of be
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  Speaker 2: their own thing. They work together. They've been in the
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  Speaker 2: ring together. Like, I think that they could just be like,
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  Speaker 2: we're not here to make friends with you all. We're
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  Speaker 2: here to get the prize, and one of us is
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  Speaker 2: going to beat him. And see you all girls later.
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  Speaker 2: How about you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know who the ladies are, but I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to one up you right there. The person that I
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  Speaker 3: chose who will not be there to make friends is
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  Speaker 3: going to be Megan Thee Stallion.
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  Speaker 2: So true. I mean, like, listen, she's a rapper.
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  Speaker 1: She's a singer, songwriter, all of her hits. song was savage.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She just, yeah. You're right. You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you that one.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But I did like my twins because I bachelor likes
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  Speaker 2: to do a twins. They they've done twins on lots
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  Speaker 2: of shows. So they like it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Contestant that experiences a weird medical emergency during film filming. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Mine is a weird choice and just let me explain it. I, I,
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  Speaker 2: and she's 57. So she's a little older than Tom Brady,
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  Speaker 2: but she's so in his league, Jennifer Aniston. and she's
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  Speaker 2: my oldest contestant, but I love her, and I feel
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  Speaker 2: like She wouldn't actually have a medical emergency, but she'd
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  Speaker 2: fake one because she would see him like warming up
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  Speaker 2: to one of the other girls. And she'd be like, oh, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I got to do something dramatic to like make sure
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  Speaker 2: that doesn't happen. And she would like make some minor mishap,
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: like she would fall down and lay on the ground or,
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't know, faint or whatever, fake a
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: broken ankle just to get his attention.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: As if you and I were not on the same
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: wavelength before.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Tell me.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I chose Courtney Cox.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: What?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: And they, Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox are like best
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: friends in real life.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: They both start on Friends. I chose her.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Simply because I just think that she is a lot
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: of fun. Like I'd like to have her over and
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: like make dinner and like play drums.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: And I think that she'd be the one.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: I think you are so right. That was so good.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: You and I are so on the same page. That's hilarious. Okay,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: let's see how we do on this one then. Contestant
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: most likely to Friends-owned The Bachelor but enjoyed their time
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: at the mansion. I chose age 54, Jennifer Gardner. I
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: love Jennifer Garner. And you and I had a conversation
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: with her on our last podcast.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Because she was a star of one of the shows
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: that we had been watching. She was married to Ben Affleck. Like,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: she doesn't need just three kids. She has a great career.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: She's just the happiest person. And I feel like she
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: doesn't need Tom Brady. And if she doesn't like him,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: she'd be like, let's be friends. And they would probably, like,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: hang out forever together. And I think she'd be friends
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: with every single person at the mansion because I don't
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: think she knows how to.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Make an enemy.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I chose a Jennifer also.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I chose Jennifer Coolidge.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know who that is.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, you do.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Tell me who. Oh, my God.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Stifler's mom and American pie.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: She's on all kinds of stuff. She's amazing.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I just saw this video recently that popped into my
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: feed and she was doing an interview with Jason Momoa
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: and he's talking about how he used to go to
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: art things with his mom. And she just stops and goes,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I can be your mom. You know, like she's so funny.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I do not believe that she is going to be
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: into Michael B. Jordan or Tom Brady for that matter,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: but she will make all of the friends.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: And I think she will just fill all the hot
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: mom vibes.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I love it. That's perfect. Contestant most likely to self-eliminate
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: before a rose ceremony. Okay. I have a good one.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Bethany Frankel. She is so outspoken. She's so independent. She's,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: she's successful on her own. And I can just see like, yeah, Tom,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: he's just not my, my guy. Like I'm, I'm out
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: of here. I can just pick her. I don't need
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: to wait for Rose.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I'm out.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: And she would be like, I'm, I'm, I'm gone. Okay.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I chose Kiki Palmer. Okay, good. She would absolutely dismiss
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: in a heartbeat.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm done. I don't need to do this anymore. Okay,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: contestant most likely to interrupt and steal the bachelor while
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: on a group date. I love my choice because I
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: think you have to have a little bit of a,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: like to make this work, to steal somebody on a
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: group date while they're talking to somebody else on a
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: group date, you have to kind of like, you have
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: to be very careful. And I think Nikki Glaser- comedian.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: She's age 42 and I think she's hilarious. I also
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: think she's pretty unfiltered. So I picture her going up
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: and she's flirty. She's unfiltered. She's kind of fearless. She'll
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: just kind of say anything. And I kind of think
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: like she would have like a good one-liner. She'd be,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: and I was trying to think of what her one-liner
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: would be. So bear with me because I might get
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: beeped for saying this, but I'm going to go ahead
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: and do it anyway. I think she was, she might
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: say something like, like I was going to wait my turn,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: but I hear that you're really great with handling balls
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: and I didn't want to miss my shot.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, Joan.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I said it.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I had to.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I love it. I thought about it all night.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, what would her one line be? And
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: that was it. So, okay, your turn.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: So I chose someone in the same comedian family.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: This is wild.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I chose Chelsea Handler. I think she is just like,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: she don't give an F. She don't give one big F.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: And she is not messing around. She is not trying
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: to be in a relationship. She's trying to have a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: good time and get laid and drink vodka.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: You are so right about that. I think she's perfect. Okay.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: We have really, this is going to be hard for
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: people to vote on this. We have a really solid cast,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like. Okay, let's go location for the finale proposal.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I am saying, since we're in Europe and we don't
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: need to leave Europe ever, I say Palace of Versailles
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: in France. I imagine like the two final people, like
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: it's a gigantic palace and it's gilded in gold and
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: there's gigantic chandeliers and it has a beautiful yard and
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: everything about it is beautiful. And I imagine like them
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: two of them riding in like their couture gowns, like
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: in a private airplane, like lands on a strip close by.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: And they, you know, they are walking down like a
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: big staircase and maybe each of them coming down and
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: like waiting at the bottom to go out into the
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: garden to meet him, like walking with the garden with statues.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: And I don't know, I just, I had this great
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: vision of it. So that's the place for me.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I chose the exact same place.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I swear to God, I swear to God, it is
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: written in my notebook. I chose the exact same place,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: but I am more in like the Henry V era,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: like where they're just like partying and there it's like
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: old English Victorian era. Like, that's what I'm thinking for
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: our Bachelor finale, but no shit, Joan.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I chose the exact same place.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: That is amazing how many things. I mean, we both went, like,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: with a comedian. We went with the Friends connection. We
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: had the exact same person for one of them. That's crazy.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Of all the places and all the people we could
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: have chosen, we did that. Okay, so these are going
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: to be posted on the social media, Deanna's answers and
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: my answers, and we want you to go and vote, please. So...
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: we'll announce the winner someplace, I'm guessing, on social media.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: It's either Tom Brady or Michael B. Jordan. Who are
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you rolling with, me or Joan?
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.