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FULL SHOW: The Big Pitch · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hose.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome this big, big.
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  Speaker 5: Show, really big Jason Hitch.
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  Speaker 6: company on this glorious Tuesday afternoon. It is the twenty
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  Speaker 5: you stud your Greek god? How's life going? Pretty grassy?
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  Speaker 5: Your mad dog, your sex son of a bee?
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  Speaker 1: A shocking bas did you You're a shocking You're a
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  Speaker 1: shocking son of a bee? What did Jay?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Man, we've just sort of done the podcast and some
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  Speaker 8: of your behavior on that today was shocked.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm here for it, man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you are. You love it.
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  Speaker 1: You continue to impress me.
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  Speaker 5: Brother, you will lap it out, speaking of which is
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  Speaker 5: all keesy?
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  Speaker 7: Wait, speaking of lapping it up or impressing you both? Yeah, guilty, guilty?
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  Speaker 7: Did I feel it's good to be here today.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a glorious day.
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  Speaker 1: Lovely. It really is lovely, Jay speaking lovely, Yeah, makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: That ship, it's nice ship.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It reminds me of the the wallpaper in my house
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  Speaker 7: before I ripped it off the walls and repainted.
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  Speaker 1: We've got shagg pot pants on.
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  Speaker 8: By any chance, it's got you there, he's booned you there, Jason,
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  Speaker 8: he's got you.
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  Speaker 5: He is really brother Mogi. It'll keep, Yep, it'll keep.
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  Speaker 5: There's been a few things that Keysy's done of late
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  Speaker 5: that'll keep.
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  Speaker 6: That'll keep. I'm a patient man. The time will come away.
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  Speaker 6: The time will come.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, what's coming up on the show, Mogi?
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  Speaker 5: What's happening on the Big show with Old mogis?
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  Speaker 8: Well, she's a hoo of a show today. There fella's
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  Speaker 8: Old Mogi Manogi.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter she lost a tooth last night, lost a
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  Speaker 1: tooth last night, So I had to tell her a
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  Speaker 1: thing or two about how things are going to be
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  Speaker 1: working moving forward. You know what I'm saying, key I
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  Speaker 1: actually you Also, Jason's got a business idea yet, and
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  Speaker 1: he's going to be bringing it to the Feelings to
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  Speaker 1: see if we can to invest. I'm looking forward to
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  Speaker 1: this one bit of a dragonstin situation.
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  Speaker 8: I like it, and we're going to be kicking off Fellas.
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  Speaker 8: Old Keyesy over here, Old Kezy over here in the
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  Speaker 8: stripey shirt.
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  Speaker 1: That's him.
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  Speaker 8: He's had a change your heart. He's had a change
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  Speaker 8: your heart. He's swept on it last night. He's been
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  Speaker 8: a bit of a shocking bastard and he's come to
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  Speaker 8: the table today hat in hand, begging for forgiveness. No,
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  Speaker 8: that's not quite an absolute peace. No, I've had a
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  Speaker 8: change of heart regarding that. Come dying with me score
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  Speaker 8: from yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I can imagine too.
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  Speaker 1: Will be explained next.
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  Speaker 5: In the meantime, Grennis, here's Grin Spoon.
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  Speaker 3: The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.
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  Speaker 6: He is indeed super grass there on the Radio Hodaki
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  Speaker 6: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes
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  Speaker 6: past four and Keyzy, you've.
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  Speaker 5: Got something you want to get off your chest?
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  Speaker 1: Mate, Listen, Fellers, last night was an interesting night for
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  Speaker 1: me and my wife.
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  Speaker 5: Hello. Oh yeah, now you're talking brother, good stuff shocking?
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  Speaker 5: What are we talking here?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was nothing like that, Fellas, No, it was
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  Speaker 1: soul searching. We were soul searching, okay, obviously.
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  Speaker 7: Obviously On Friday night, Houghty Jay held a dinner party first,
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  Speaker 7: and a party he's held personally in fifteen or more years.
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  Speaker 1: One of the all time great dinner parties. One of
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  Speaker 1: the all time great dinner parties, Thanks Maggie, one of
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  Speaker 1: the all time great dinner parties.
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  Speaker 7: At Jason's house. My wife and I were there. Your
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  Speaker 7: lovely partner cooks. To be honest, she did all the cooking,
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  Speaker 7: which I wasn't happy with.
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  Speaker 1: I think there needs to.
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  Speaker 7: Be yeah, but look, it was as as I said, yes, say,
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  Speaker 7: it was one of my favorite nights of the year
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  Speaker 7: so far. If I could, if I was told I
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  Speaker 7: had to have that exact dinner party once a month ongoing,
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  Speaker 7: I would be stoked because.
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  Speaker 1: It was great fun. It was so great, get on
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 7: And I guess I'm just not as good at this
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  Speaker 7: whole slagging off your partner's cooking thing as you guys are.
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  Speaker 1: You know you guys invented it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's not the impression you gave yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 7: And I had tried my hand at slagging off your
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  Speaker 7: dinner party, which then meant I was having a go
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  Speaker 7: at your partner's cooking.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, and your wife isn't my wife, but it just
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  Speaker 9: didn't sit around a little bit of a.
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  Speaker 6: Soft spot for Keysy before yesterday. It's turned to a
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  Speaker 6: hard stone.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, So Jason just want to say yesterday when I
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  Speaker 7: gave you a sex out of ten for the come
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  Speaker 7: dine with me at your house, years, I've slept on
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  Speaker 7: it and I've decided that it's no longer accurate. My
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  Speaker 7: wife and I have chatted about it. I've received various texts,
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  Speaker 7: I've received messages on Instagram. The entire world is asking
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  Speaker 7: me to change my rating, and so I will be
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  Speaker 7: changing it. And I've decided to drop it down to
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  Speaker 7: a five out of ten from a sex out of ten,
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  Speaker 7: just because of the whole You made one salad and
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  Speaker 7: your wife did most of the cooking, so.
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  Speaker 8: Fear Yeah, because you hadn't spoken about that yet. I
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  Speaker 8: was surprised that you didn't bring it out. Well, they
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  Speaker 8: brought everything else out that he found fault with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, almost brought half the food up as well.
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  Speaker 6: Once I got ooh, that would have been the teen
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  Speaker 6: glasses of wine your head out of your tumbling made bass.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been, but I rushed out the door
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  Speaker 1: by you threaten. I know it's not Now I'm joking, Jose.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bump it up to a five or a seven. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: a seven?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say that he can't do that? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Scores around scores are lot, the lot. Yeah, the scores
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  Speaker 5: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so six out of ten yeah, ye, okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: happy with that.
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  Speaker 5: As I said, Keazy. Julie noted. Julie noted, who.
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  Speaker 1: The hell's Julie is?
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  Speaker 5: She hard.
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  Speaker 3: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 3: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Aki
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  Speaker 3: Radio Head.
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  Speaker 6: There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 6: The time is twenty six minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Fellas, At the risk of banging on about your dinner, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: that you had on Friday night, we've got a bit
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  Speaker 1: more condient around it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: We are making this spread a long long way. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: And there's a whole bunch of things that sort of
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  Speaker 8: came out over the course of the night, interesting stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Some of we can touch on, some of what we can't.
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  Speaker 5: We can't touch the pugs.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Pugs gave himself a nickname, which is was it
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  Speaker 8: actually stopped. The dinner party was so bad and anything
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  Speaker 8: that you thought you knew about Pugs went out the window.
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  Speaker 1: Shocking, disgraceful.
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  Speaker 6: As I say, you remember, Fellers. It took about ten
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  Speaker 6: minutes to the party that sort of kicking together. That
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  Speaker 6: was very awkward, very very uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, shocking.
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  Speaker 8: But there was also another revelation that was we're having
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  Speaker 8: a little bit of a chit chat about this and
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  Speaker 8: that and the other, and Deld Keysy there he said
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  Speaker 8: something along the lines of, you know, brought up how
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  Speaker 8: it's been great that old hardy jay has been off
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  Speaker 8: the vapse this year, after his daughter sort of pulled
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  Speaker 8: him up on it and said, there's a billion chemicals
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  Speaker 8: in it. It's horrendous for you, but it's so good Jason,
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  Speaker 8: you've met to respond to that, and which point his
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  Speaker 8: wife said, what are you guys talking about now? That
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  Speaker 8: stunned the room as well. Everybody sort of took a
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  Speaker 8: moment to adjust. I was, I was really flabbergast.
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  Speaker 5: And now.
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  Speaker 8: And then it dawned on everybody that Jayce has been
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  Speaker 8: lying to us for the best part of a month.
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  Speaker 1: And a half.
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  Speaker 8: So what's happened is Jayce, who had been coming in
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  Speaker 8: a vaping every single day, came to us and said, guys,
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  Speaker 8: I've had to give up the vape because my daughter
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  Speaker 8: has put the hard word on me, and so I
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  Speaker 8: feel guilty and so I'm going to give up.
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  Speaker 1: And I was stoked. I was really stoked.
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  Speaker 8: And once again, Jace, I think probably the part that
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  Speaker 8: disappoints you the most is that Keasy continues to put
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  Speaker 8: his belief in you. He's got such faith in you
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  Speaker 8: that you can give up.
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  Speaker 6: I don't let to speak of Romte respond to these
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  Speaker 6: absolutely scarless accusations. First and foremost, it hasn't been six weeks.
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  Speaker 6: It's been a couple of weeks since my daughter sent
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  Speaker 6: me that message. Secondly, my wife, do you know, we
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  Speaker 6: talk about putting a bit of mustard on fellas, we
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  Speaker 6: talk about spinning a yarn um and she was just
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  Speaker 6: having yell.
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  Speaker 1: No, she was not.
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  Speaker 8: So it turned out that Jason been coming. And this
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  Speaker 8: is the other thing. It wasn't just that he said
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  Speaker 8: he was giving up and that was the end of it.
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  Speaker 8: And then weeks later we haven't revealed to us by
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  Speaker 8: Jase's wife that he has in fact been vaping the
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  Speaker 8: entire time. We have asked for updates over the course
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  Speaker 8: of these last three or four weeks minimum.
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  Speaker 1: How's it going? How do you feel that?
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  Speaker 8: When I literally looked over at you, Jase, I looked
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  Speaker 8: you in the eye, and I said, how do you
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  Speaker 8: actually deal with it?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 8: When you get when you get that impulse to vape?
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  Speaker 8: I said, how do you deal with that urge when
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  Speaker 8: the addiction is whispering in your ear? Because I've given
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  Speaker 8: up smoking for the million time, and how do you
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  Speaker 8: deal with it? And you said, I know that it's
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  Speaker 8: going to put Moggi, Mogi, Moggi, brother, that's true. I
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  Speaker 8: know that it's just going to pass. And I know
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  Speaker 8: that if I give it a couple of minutes, I
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  Speaker 8: will be thinking about some Miguel. So I just sort
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  Speaker 8: of leave, I said, set it right, man, that's that's
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  Speaker 8: a great way of doing and and sort of this
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  Speaker 8: high and mighty era about you.
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  Speaker 6: Can I just say that that has worked for me
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  Speaker 6: in the past. And what I was thinking internally when
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  Speaker 6: you were asking me that question was well, I just have.
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  Speaker 1: A vape, right, okay, So that's how you deal with it?
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  Speaker 1: When was the last time you had a vape.
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  Speaker 5: Umm, well, this is the other thing, and just answer
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  Speaker 5: the question.
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  Speaker 6: As my wife clearly pointed out to you, she said,
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  Speaker 6: in fairness, he vapes a lot less than he did
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  Speaker 6: because I can't vape in the apartment, I can't vape
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  Speaker 6: at work. I'll have a quiet puff on the way home,
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  Speaker 6: and I'll have a quiet puff on the way here.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what that's interesting. I don't remember her
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  Speaker 5: saying that. She did say that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember saying that she did say that.
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  Speaker 8: She did say, tell me that when you get up
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  Speaker 8: in the early morning, that you don't hang off the
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  Speaker 8: back of one.
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  Speaker 5: No, well I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: You're not allowed to vape or smoke in the apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Stop you do you?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: I do?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Yeah, God, I'd love to believe you, Jesse. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I'd love to believe you. So for myself, I've given up.
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  Speaker 8: I haven't smoked all year. However, I did have a
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  Speaker 8: cigarette on Saturday night. I'm happy being honest with.
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  Speaker 1: You guys about that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And I had three duries at another wedding, right yeah, right,
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  Speaker 8: So Joe's disappointing.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I guess are you going to like kick the vapor,
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  Speaker 1: are you well?
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  Speaker 5: This is the thing, fellis. I was just listening to.
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  Speaker 6: The news before and they were talking about the fact
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  Speaker 6: that you know that the Health Department is saying vaping
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  Speaker 6: is better for you than darries?
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  Speaker 5: Was there not on the news.
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  Speaker 6: Whilst I have again given up now I'm considering starting
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  Speaker 6: up again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so confused here. So just you're you're on the vape.
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  Speaker 1: You've always been on the vape, Okay, never stopped. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's never.
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  Speaker 8: Stoped yeah, yah yeah. The only the two things that
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  Speaker 8: never stop, One is that you vape and two that
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  Speaker 8: you like.
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  Speaker 3: The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 3: in on.
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  Speaker 6: Radio Hoki smashing Pumpkins there on the Radio Hodarky Big
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  Speaker 6: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty minutes to
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  Speaker 6: five o'clock.
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  Speaker 8: Got this really interesting? But the news that's come across
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  Speaker 8: my desk, you fellows, breaking news, This.
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  Speaker 1: Is breaking news.
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  Speaker 8: The headline sees Wellington Phoenix striker Sabitra Bandaddy has launched
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  Speaker 8: a fundraiser. She has done her a c L. It's
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  Speaker 8: in your knee easy, oh yeah yeah yeah, anterior crucial
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  Speaker 8: ligament cruci jet ligament I should say. So, she's gone
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  Speaker 8: to a go fundme page, set this up to raise
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  Speaker 8: one hundred and thirty five thousand.
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  Speaker 5: Dollars for this operations.
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  Speaker 1: It's not cheap, is it. No? I would have done
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  Speaker 1: it for I would have done it for half the amount.
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  Speaker 5: I would have done it for a thad.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how to do a cl surgeries? How?
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  Speaker 1: How could it be? Would be my question?
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  Speaker 5: Stretched the bastard together men?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, true, but it got me to think, and
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  Speaker 8: what would you go to? What would we go to?
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  Speaker 8: What would the audience go to to go fund me?
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  Speaker 1: What? What operation would you be looking to fund? Key?
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  Speaker 1: What do you I mean, I mean you've I.
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  Speaker 5: Mean, I mean Keys's are pretty straightforward one, isn't it kezy?
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  Speaker 1: Three four eight three? That of snow?
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  Speaker 4: Ye?
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  Speaker 1: What are you thinking, Jason? Like in terms of me,
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  Speaker 1: because I do have some thoughts.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, in terms of you, the most obvious obviously, which
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  Speaker 5: would be a massive nip reduction. Yeah right, like just
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  Speaker 5: snip a couple of the men off around the aole.
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  Speaker 5: Ie there.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, let's just remember that you were messively empowering me
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  Speaker 7: and telling me that it's okay.
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  Speaker 6: I know, I know, I know, but just think how
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  Speaker 6: much more confident you'd be.
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  Speaker 1: If you're pretty confident, man, I'll get my shirt off.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what makes you you.
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  Speaker 8: I think there's dozens of other things that you'd put
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  Speaker 8: on the list before you did.
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  Speaker 6: Your net that doesn't Yeah, I mean you could shave
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  Speaker 6: a few inches off your snarls.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I was gonna suggest that for you, but
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  Speaker 7: obviously only one hundred and thirty five K you're obviously
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  Speaker 7: going to need a lot more than that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, actually, what I would run with, i'd run with
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  Speaker 5: because my balls are out of sync.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 6: You know they're hanging one hanging than the other a band,
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  Speaker 6: they're playing out a rhythm.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I've often thought of putting them in a band
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  Speaker 5: movie so that they can, you know, be I don't
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  Speaker 5: like the.
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  Speaker 6: Fact that matestes every single elongated. I want them balanced.
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  Speaker 6: I mean they're already low hanging baskets. I want them tightened,
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  Speaker 6: and I want them tucked up, and I want them even.
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  Speaker 1: You can't have them.
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  Speaker 7: Even every human male has them one slightly higher than
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  Speaker 7: the other, so they're not square, so that they're not
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  Speaker 7: banging into it beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Well, didn't you had yours balance when you were getting.
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  Speaker 5: Your your your laser here laser. So she said, they
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  Speaker 5: are the most beautifully balanced balls I've ever seen. How
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  Speaker 5: do you do it? Because she got one of those
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  Speaker 5: square markers, you know that the square that square said
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  Speaker 5: square and said that is.
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  Speaker 1: Her words. What they are plumb.
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  Speaker 5: Cool? So what about you? What would you said?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I've had issues before, right, So I had
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  Speaker 8: old Grandma Susie, I remember where my daughter was born.
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  Speaker 1: She was holding.
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  Speaker 8: She was holding my daughter in her aunts, only days old,
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  Speaker 8: and and Grandma Sue. She looked up at me and
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  Speaker 8: she said, Michael. She calls me Michael. So she said, Michael,
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  Speaker 8: who do you think she looks like? Do you think
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  Speaker 8: she looks like you? Or do you think she looks
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  Speaker 8: like your wife? And I said, ah, look, it doesn't
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  Speaker 8: look really like anybody at this stage to me. It
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: just looks like a baby. And she says, mm, well
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: she doesn't have your sunken eyes, which was nice. Yeah,
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: so you get so maybe your eyes. Then of course
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: I went to that doctor that one time to look
• 16:24
  Speaker 8: at getting laser treatment on my eyes. She said, never
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: mind the laser treatment, what about the massive amounts of
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: fluid making your eyelids hang down in front of your eyeballs.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: So you want to read what?
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Excuse me?
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: So?
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got a I've got a couple of issues
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: there that I didn't know I had prior to the
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: compliments of my GP and my grandmother in law.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: You probably didn't notice them because you couldn't see past
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: your mass of sagging iselids.
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: But look three four eighth three? Which surgery would you
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: raise funds? I think we all landed on some pretty
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: great options, some good ones.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: Are you comforted by the knowledge, Keysy that you're balls skew?
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: Wif as well? I mean slightly comforted by.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my balls are skewer every dude's say for Murgy's
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: who are plumb? Yeah, it's just how they are naturally.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: Oh but you two fellows sure?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Four on Radio White Stripes.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: The time is four point fifty two. Let's talk TV.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, last night I watched the final episode of season
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: one of A Night of the Seven Kingdom Sweelers.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Just just be clear, we all watch that we all
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: watched it.
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: We all watched it last night, the weekday episode. No spoilers,
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: can't have any spoilers. But it's the aftermath of a
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: big battle scene. Very good episode. It's just setting up
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: what comes next, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm just
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: going to go four busies. But if you're out the air,
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: you love Game of Thrones, or if you like television
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: in general, I would say that you should watch this show. Yeah,
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: I don't. I'd like to be able to say some
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: things about where it will head, but I don't want
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: it to be spoilery, you know.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, I would also say if you are like me
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: and you loved Game of Thrones and then were massively
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: let down, like ever since watching the final season, you've
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: never been the same Keysy, Can I say.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: There's been a different person altogether?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a hollow.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: You come in with, like big shadows under your eyes.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Your hair is a mess, there's holes in your jeans,
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: your shit's all wrapped.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Got huge shoes on.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: It looks like you've done wheeze in your pants.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: Man, that's all as a direct result of the finale
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: of Game of Thrones. But I went from watching that
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: that show like was my comfort blanket of a show
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: I'd put it. I've watched the first five seasons so
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: many times. Yeah, and then the last two I think
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: it was the last whatever. I never went back and
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: watched it. I never went back and read anything.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I just was just like, I'm done. They ruined it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Watching the show has restored my faith and now I
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: want to go and watch Game of Thrones again. Yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: It was just so good. It's just so great being
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: back in that world.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: It is and as I've said before, and it was
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: literally my comfort sort of zone.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: And when I was.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: Your comfort zone, it was figurative with Jason, was literally
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: comfort blanket.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: I would put it on when I was feeling depressed
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: or down in the damage Trent transformed into the world.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Would you take the wall and put it on top
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: of you?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: I love the last three seasons. I thought it was awesome.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: You talk again, Well, I don't know, you don't know
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: that I do. But this this series has been great.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: And as you said, Mogi, the penultimate one was that,
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: you know that the sort of exciting one before the
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: end of the series, they're laying the platform, they're setting
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: you on the next course of action. Can't wait for
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: it to I'm out. It's probably going to be what
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: a year or something painful like probably, but.
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: It's a good little tester for them to test the world.
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: The riding, the characters. Can I just say great casting.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Great, I love to get a character. Yeah, he's great
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: and a little leggy.
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: There's Champion and some great development with the brother last night. Yes,
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: won't go into too much detail there, but yeah, just
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: really great stuff. But a good way to test it.
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: So rather than committing to ten episodes and finding out
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: everyone hates that, you do six, Okay, everybody's on board.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: Now they'll do They'll do a decent size, yes, and
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: longer episodes on like twenty.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I can't wait.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I'll give that series four point four busies out of
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: five that series as a whole, because it took me
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: a while. It took a while to win me over,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: and then hopefully the next series extent expands on that
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I can give it the full five busy rating.
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: Yes, I mean for me, it's just a hard recommend. Yeah,
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: it's a hard recommend.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: A Night of the Seven Kingdoms on Neon.
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: For me it's a raging recommend yes, like literally yes, literally,
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: a raging, raging recommend Hey, fellas, speaking of recommendations, I
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: want a business idea.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: I want to put you out.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: I just want to say, we've got a text message
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: about the show yesterday there somebody asked, do you have
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: to watch Game of Thrones to watch this?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: No?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: No, not completely a standalone You're good as goal. Get
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: into it, use it as a little entry level. Will
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I maybe like Game of Thrones if you never watched it?
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: And also, can I say if you start watching this
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: and then you finish this and you could go into
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: Game of Thrones with a bit more knowledge because they
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: do reference these characters in those episodes which are the
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: one hundred years in the future.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, good stuff.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: What are you saying about your business idea?
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Miss, I've had this business idea and I want to
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: put it to you.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Feels ok? Is that like alfter five o'clock on the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: show or something.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: The hood I keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 21:54
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• 21:57
  Speaker 6: I can here Welcome back to your massive Bagbone Hope
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: You are, in fact, listening to the big show brought
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: to you by Rebig.
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: Year, handcrafted Big Years, loaded fries and gormets that will
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: change the game.
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: You know how long I've been ready to get this barbecue?
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: I go, I'm going to pass on the babe this time.
• 22:23
  Speaker 11: I've invited you around for a barbecue, and you're going
• 22:26
  Speaker 11: to pass on the body.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I've brought my own rebooboo.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: It's crave Ruby, It's cool, mate.
• 22:36
  Speaker 11: So I've invited you. I don't understand I'm invited.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: You don't have to understand. All you have to do
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: is that it's yeah, etcea. You don't have to understand.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah the thing. Don't let it worry you too much.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Brother, it's just yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: May feelers totally feelers feelings.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I feel like you must be doing some rebigme keeesy
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: has been in a while.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: The hell's that supposed to mean?
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: I just I know you love your takeaways?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: What the how's that supposed to be?
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Just that you love your takeaways?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I do love my takeaway and it just.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Feels like you do some rebig here.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: When is your wife?
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: Hang on a minute, you know that he's got a
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: pongshan an addiction for other things at the moment. The
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: best way to get off Keezy, but a rebigger brother.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Just to break, just to break your habit.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Can we hang on, mister Light about being off the vape? Yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: that's your name, mister mister Light, I.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Prefer it to jiz Bod.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I take it back. Your name is jizbot. Just
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: to clarify, by the way, my other addiction is dumplings.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: It's not anything weird because it just could have sounded
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: weird for anyone listening and not.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah on the eating front, yes, well no, not
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: on the just to.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Gin, I don't have any other addictions other than eating dumplings.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Eating that dumpling. No, don't say eating that, loving their dumpling.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Well, what I want to know is kidding dumpling.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Were talking on there?
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: When's your wife going out again for drinks with her
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: friends tonight? Well there you go, perfect beat tonight, rebig.
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: Here, yeah, potentially rebig here or dumplings I don't know,
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: and see how we go.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Oh a little bit of stoneyble pilots man.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, why not?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: The hdarchy Big show was Jason Mike and Kyzy tune in.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Four on Radio's Indeed Jimmy Eat World There on the
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: radio Hot Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, the time
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: being twelve minutes past five o'clock now fellas the other
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: day in the podcast out Try, I was talking about
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: the fact that I want to start a little business app.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: It was spitballing there for yeah, I was spitballing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: And in my travels around the inner city here the CBD,
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: as it's known, I've been keeping my eye out for
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: a little, you know, perhaps potential business opportunities. And I
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: was in a food court the other day and it
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: wasn't just food court. There was also other shops within
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: the food court, and there was a space for hire
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: for two hundred and thirty dollars a week. And I
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: was thinking to myself and my wife and I were
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: thinking to ourselves what could we do with that space?
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: What could we do as a little business. And we've
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: always had this idea, a kind of a little fantasy
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: of doing toasties and serving good coffee, dreaming big, dreaming big,
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: But you know, probably more in a place like Russell
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: or something like that, just a hole in the wall,
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: really relaxed, kind of chill out kind of thing. But
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: then you guys started throwing some ideas at me, and
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: one of them stuck.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Oh God, which one was it?
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: And it was the idea.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Of selling toasties, yeah, and stickmegs for those of you
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: that don't know what stick megs are, porn megs.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pornography.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: And at first I was like, that's outlandish, that's crazy.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: So then I had a little think about it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: And I thought it just might work.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: What do the sixteen to twenty five year old democratic
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: love the most demographic They love fast food and porn.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: And I thought, what a great idea. Let's get this happening.
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: Let's make it work an age group sixteen or eighteen
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: to twenty, eighteen to twenty five, jeez, let's make it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Hey, let's make it eighteen to thirty.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Let's make it twenty.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Let's make it twenty. Let's make it eighteen to thirty
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: year old.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Let's just make it eighteen interested Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Because here's the other thing.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Where it is is surrounded by students, right, and I'm
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: talking students that have left school obviously. You know, at
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: the polytechs University University, there's lots of student at pivity
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: going on there, and I thought, my god, this could
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: be absolutely perfect.
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: Sure, well, I agree, I think it's absolutely got legs.
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: Would you be running the store, I'd be running it,
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: that's key. He'd be front of house.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: It would be you.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: It'll just be me, just you, Yes, just me.
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: So you're front of house and much like your dinner,
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: part of your wife's out at the back doing all
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: the work.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Well, yes, you'll be making the toast.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: I mean because if it is like your dinner party,
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: you could name it six out of ten. Let's just
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: split like three four eight three. Feel free to text
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: through some ideas for the name of Jason.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: We all know that naming something is one of the
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: more difficult things to do. I was thinking like melting
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: mags or something like that, or or spicy.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Stick or yeah, so you're gonna work to nawi you
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: can give it in that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well exactly, this is why I need your guys.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: How cheesy?
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Nah?
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Something cheesy?
• 27:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: And also what about sexy cheese? Sexy ease?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Six on toast. That's a saying from back in the day.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Six on toast. You're not bad.
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: I think we I think it still needs work three
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: four eight three you feel three feel free to tix
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: through any ideas for the name of this business. I'm
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: also not convinced that it's a good idea because if
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: you want do you want us to invest.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: In it, I'd love you to invest. If you want
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: to put a few bob my way, Well, you're.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Gonna have to work on your pitch though, man, because
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: I'm not I'm not convinced there is a demographic. I'm
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: not convinced that people are going to want to buy
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: this product. You're gonna have to picture to us properly.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, coming through. I'm happy to do that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, there's a lot of I'm gonna be able
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: to read out approximately twenty percent of these texts.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: I thought you might shall I pitch it to your
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: necks like a dragon's den type scenario? Sure?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: If you think you could get a pitch together in
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you know, a few minutes.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I can. You got I work best
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: under pressure feelings?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah right.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Here's the Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Radio Hodichy.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Queens of the Stone Age.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: There on the Radio Hdarchy Big Show this Tuesday, after
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: the noon. The time is five twenty four nine. Put
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: an idea that the guys actually gave to me to
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: be fair, because I'm looking to start up a little
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: business in town.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: I found a great little spot. It's two hundred and
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: thirty dollars a week to rent, and I thought what
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: could I do there? And the fellow suggested making toasted
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: sandwiches and selling stick mags.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we were kind of joking, but you've
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: kind of taken this. I think it's a winner, right, Okay, yes,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: so now you have to pitch it to us and
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: we will invest in it potentially. Yes, you're ready for this? Yes,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: that's the Dragon's Den theme.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, no, never die, it's from the UK.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, So do you want to come in
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: and introduce yourself and you're you business?
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: Well, hello dragons. Can I say what an absolute privilege
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: it is to be here. I'll be honest with you,
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: I'm a little bit nervous. This is a dream that
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: I've had for a very long time that I think
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: is a fantastic opportunity for you dragons as well as me,
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: and and hopefully we can all you know, and I
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: look forward to working with one or more than one
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: of you, in mate, What do you got? Well, I've
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: got this idea, and yes, it's basically focused around young people.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: And when I say young people, I mean twenty You know,
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: you're twenty to thirty year old demographic.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm outside the demographic then, so is this probably
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: not for me?
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, you're well outside and the twenty to thirty year
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: old demographic. Yes, one of the twenty to thirty year
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: old demographic, like.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: The most being online social media, video game video.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Instagram, fast food, fast food, and porn.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: By it right, okay, yes, yeah, yeah, And so how
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: have you First of all, where have you got that
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: statistic from?
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Where?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: How do you know that that's what they're into?
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Well, I've prepared some papers here which I'll put in
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: front of you here, and it shows the stats. Pawns
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: the big winner obviously, but fast food coming at a
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: very close second.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Well not really close.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: I mean it's quite away from pawn butt.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: So the idea that I have, it's very simple, it's
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: very easy, as all good ideas are, is that I
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: sell toasted sandwiches and stick mags stick megs.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: So sorry, are you selling the stick megs or are
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: they available to read while people are reading the cheese toasties?
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Well, this is the beauty of it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: While I'm making the toasties, there will be a stand
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: of stick mags that people can browse while they're mate
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: waiting for their while they're wasting for their toasted sandwich
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: to be made.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: He's good.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: And here's the thing. Here's the thing.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: I'm thinking every toasty that your order comes wrapped in
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: a centerfold.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I like that. Yes, yes, but you're a sicko.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: But there's a lot of CCOs out there, and that's
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: the thing. There's a lot of money and ciccos gys.
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: Do you know that, absolutely there is? Or was your
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: name Jason? Yes, Hi Jason. How are you planning on
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: scaling this up? Because obviously we're going to invest in
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: it in order to grow and we want to get
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: a return on that.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, you are going to scale it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: I see this as being a franchise situation. Eventually, I'll
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: start the initial store and then franchise it out.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: We've come up with a name, blue Cheese, Blue Cheese,
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Blue Cheese. Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you. How did
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: you how did you come up with that? By the way,
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: sort of intonations. Cheese your general sort of thing that
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: you hear a little filing. I don't need to be patronizing,
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: but obviously cheese is going to be in the toes.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: It's obvious. I don't know how you made your money.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: I mean what you just come across as a bit
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: of a deer brain.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Mate. I make so much money because I'm part of
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a top radio show, right, ok trying it all of
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: my mom In fact, one of my colleagues makes so
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: much money. He voices the show called Dogs.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, and so I'm looking to see if you'd
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: like to invest in my How much do you need?
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: Two million?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: And that would go?
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Well? I need a loaf of bread to start with.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: That's about four bucks so stick megs? Okay, how many
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: stick megs you want?
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm picking it's going to be pretty popular.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: A thousand so so.
• 33:53
  Speaker 12: One loaf of bread and a thousand stick megs, yes, obviously,
• 33:56
  Speaker 12: a couple fly off the shelves, three kg four kg cheese, margarine,
• 34:03
  Speaker 12: a couple of tubs of margarine.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: A butter knife, just one, just one will do um
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: and maybe some suffer some cold meats or whatever that
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: you want to chuck in your toasty there do you want.
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: To You're over complicating that when you get the meats involved.
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: Just cheese, yeah, and then I think you can cut
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: down again, right over. You go to narrow it down,
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: right down. Get rid of the cheese, get rid of
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: the toasties. Just stick eggs.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, are you interested.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Stick megs something like that?
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: You know you com out, just so you know I'm out, Okay.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: I didn't really want you anyway.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: The Whichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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  Speaker 3: in four.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: Yes, indeed we give away a fifty dollar reburger voucher
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: ev if you're a genuine person and not AI.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you if you hear this.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: During a song when you call straight away, I eight
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: hundred hodarky, I believe I mate, Jordan did that hoidy ja.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah he did get a Jordan your mad Barsett. How's life?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Good things are you?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Mate? Yeah?
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Good things? MANE had a good day, Jordan, have you?
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Oh it's been brilliant, must be down here in christ Yeah,
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: good on you.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: No, listen, I don't want you to be intimidated. But keys,
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: he's going to ask you a few questions, mate, just
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: to prove that you're legit.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm scared, right, Okay, don't be scared, Jordan.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Mate.
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: As long as you're not Ai, everything should be sweeter,
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: all right, all right, okay, First question, what do you
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: do for a crust?
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: I'll work on and safety infrastructure. You're right, Maggie, you're right, man.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: Second question Jordan from Chrishchers. What's for dinner tonight?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe some.
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: That's what I say is man, it's going to take
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: you months to get this voucher, so you won't be
• 36:08
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• 36:11
  Speaker 1: What are you What are you actually planning? Jordan? For crashers? Mate,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: we need to know just in case.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Let's go a pizza.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Much in the fridge, so it's a pizza.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: They're like Kezy and his ham and pineapple, a little
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: frozen ham and pineapples.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really like we lovers. That's because you're a backbone.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Jordan's totally Jordan. Next question, how often do you floss?
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Maybe once every two weeks? Remember, yeah, hey Jordan, it's
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: never a that's never I actually do all right, chi.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Next question, what color are your undies?
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: The great? Great is that because they're filthy and they
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: used to be white.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Gross. And final question, what is your deepest fear?
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Oh gosh, we'll go to spiders.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, fair spider.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, a rachnophobia. I'm just checking into the system, mates,
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: checking you're not Ai and yep, you've come back clean, mates,
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: So you can get that fifty dollar rebog about Okay.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: I was wondering that myself. Thank you, Kezie, mate. We
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: all have days like that, if we're real or not.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So you hold the line near Jordan and
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I'll punk's on a hook you up. All right?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, thank you very much.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: You're welcome, mat, I would have said a polite older man. Yeah,
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: maybe fifty sixties something like that. Certainly not our normal demo.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's something against Jordan. We love whoever listens
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: to the show, even if they are ancient.
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: By the way, thousands of people text through names for
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: your business ideas the cheese toasty stand that also had
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: porno mags.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, maybe up next we might read out some of those.
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: Can we do that after sex, because I'm still working
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: on my proposal a little bit here.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Bright okay, sure?
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Is this a fyoy moy Moys the food Fighters.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the Darky Big Show week days from four.
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  Speaker 1: On Radio Push Bush.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday night.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: The time is ten minutes and six o'clock.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: Now, Howdy Jay has put a business idea forward he's
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: working on at the moment. It is cheese, toasties and
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: pornomegs sticks. It's going to be run out of a
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: small shop in downtown Auckland.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: No, it's up more uptown actually, I'm sorry, in uptown Auckland.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: I named go down downtown.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: You're the man uptown Auckland, which is what a few
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: hundred meters away from downtown Auckland.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, but it's a vast difference.
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, okay, so this is where the store is
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: going to be. Now, people take three names on three
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: four eighth three and Jason, you actually used one centered
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: by Richard, which was blue Cheese, which is a very
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: good idea.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: You got the blue meggs there in the cheese.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: A shipload of other suggestions have come through and you
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: can't read them all out, But I'm just going to
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: read a few out.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: You just tell me if you like them or not.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: This one's from Sam Titties and Toasties. So yes, it's
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: on the label. People know what they're getting. It sees
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: what it is in the ten. It does the J hole,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: the J hole.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: No, you don't like it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: No, Eating beat.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Not bad.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Eating Beat's good.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Eating Beat is good.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Cheese beat meat, Yeah, whatever you want.
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: Because you're waiting, so you're sort of perusing the stick
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: mag while you're waiting for the cheese toasted come out.
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: So what did you say up changing it around beating
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: eat instead of eating beet.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, totally cheese balls because it's like a good throwback,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not bad.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: This one's not funny bird Ship Chris toasties. That's not
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: funny or clever in anyway.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't see the appeal. I mean if bird
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: chip toasty about criss toasties.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they name it after Mogie's cat.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. Jake'sa's mouse FAPs like mouse traps, ah,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: which are little cheese toasty things. What's wrong with that?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Dave says, peaches and cream corn. If I tell you what,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: if you're open to cream corn toasties.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Creamed corn toasties are very popular.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: They are my favorite.
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've never had them. I can't do the corner
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: out of it, but I love the name, So that's tricky.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: Jason's toasty stick eggs, just keep it simple. That's from Tyler, right, Okay,
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: thanks Tyler. No snack and smart that's from Dean. What
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: about this one from Rory? Toasted sandwiches, toasted sandwiches?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: What about this one here?
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Call it?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: And it's good because I said, call it cover me
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: and butter and fill me with cheese, because that's what
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: you do with a toasted sandwich.
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: That could be like our catchphrase, yes, or toasted sandwich jears,
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: toasted sandwiches, toasted sandwich gears.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Cover me with butter and fill me with cheese.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Also this one here, I can see it on a cap,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: totally the mitch for this place. And how about this
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: one from Sean if it goes international, goes to France?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: From age Tois, it's absolutely brilliant because fromage and that's cheese,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: isn't it it is?
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: So?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Look, those are some more names there for you just
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: to sort of spit ball.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Some absolute humans.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Keep them coming. Three four three.
• 42:10
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• 42:13
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• 42:14
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• 42:16
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• 42:19
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• 42:26
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• 42:30
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  Speaker 6: Funnily enough, a toasty because my wife's rehearsing her play.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and so she's in charge of cooking all meals.
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  Speaker 6: will you? Maybe I thought orso was a kind of grain.
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• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So we'll be having megal ring noodles. What's the
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand what even that is.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: We bought a house, so we will be having megal
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• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Oh me go ring noodles.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what did you think I said?
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  Speaker 1: hunting here. Just finished dinner. It was a nice beef
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  Speaker 5: Well, I hope he's going to leave the rice out
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's Arthur, Knights of the Round Table. When not
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  Speaker 7: Then Rolliston having curry mints on toast, carry men.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds still literal. That sounds so simple, simple meal.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: Speaking of food obsessions, I was obsessed with curry mints pies.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: You ever had a curry mince pie? Bloody beautiful?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I've never had one. It sounds so good. Good there, feelers,
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  Speaker 9: Ah.
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  Speaker 7: I'm having a VB and some fried rice homemade by
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  Speaker 7: the wife. He just done the lawns and washed my bike.
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  Speaker 5: Ye, my wife makes a very good fried rice.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what you're saying off here. You're saying, oh ship,
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  Speaker 7: Debby here from hockey so hooky taker. So yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 5: She could have moved to hockey for a better nookie.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 7: I'll just quickly read of watch is having and then
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  Speaker 7: we'll go to some meatloaf, mushrooms, sauteed creamy mash, spuds
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: and corn cobs.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, so good. I actually would be into that.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of food. I'm surprised she's got room.
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  Speaker 7: the Comedy Gala, that's the big one. That's the biggin,
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: that's the big fish chase.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever reach the comedy Garla?
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  Speaker 13: When you're in the Garla three or four times, that's
• 50:33
  Speaker 13: the mecca? Do you actually are you speaking that up?
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  Speaker 13: Back then it was sort of held in a you know,
• 50:38
  Speaker 13: I could see thirty people or whatever.
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  Speaker 7: Oh was it sort of like if anyone's key, just
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: check your town hall the town hall. Wow, that's huge venue. Yeah,
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: it's massive far out. Yeah, and we're killed, nah, Jase,
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: I wish I could. I wish I could come and
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: seen it, but you were like five.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know if I was that, but hey,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: the Best Foods Comedy Gala is back.
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  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: It's traveling around the country.
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  Speaker 7: You can see it in Auckland, Wellington and christ Church
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: now the comedy gla main crew. Right, You've got die Heinward.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: You know who die Heindward is dieinwood Owens it In,
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: which is pretty cool. That is, you've got Hailey Sprout,
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: Ray O'Leary, Alloys Iftus, Felicity Ward, Guy Williams. There's there's
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: a massive lineup of the regulars who are going to
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: be there, and then they'll have bonus people joining them
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: as well. For example, in Auckland you've got Courtney Dawson
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: joined there. You've got Sam Smith, Tony Lyle of course
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: from the station here, which is exciting.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: And there's a duo.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: There's a duo called that they've kind of stuffed it
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: up because you can't say their name on the radio.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: It's spelt if you q oh yes boys if boys.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: And they make funny videos on social media. So I've
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: seen a few them. They're great, but you can't I
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: can't actually plug them on the radio, isn't it.
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: I tell you it's really interesting fellas because they walk
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: past the classic comedy in bar every day and it's
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: just down the rope from where I live now, and
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: the old, the old stand up sort of vibes are
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: coming back to me, had many a gig in that place,
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: and I'm thinking maybe I'll go and do a special
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: guest appearance there.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Well, you did a couple of years ago there, you
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: remember that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're and you know they welcome me back with
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: open arms.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Remember that sound meant to start it? If you want
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: the return.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: No, actually, my wife said to me, you should, you
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: should go back. You should see yourself a goal of
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: doing a gig there this year, And I went, nah, you.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Could, man, And you know how I keep you right
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: behind you. Well, normally every year we do something, don't
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: we The first year we did, and I say every year.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I think we've done it twice. But we did stand up.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: We did five minutes each old crowd work mode. We
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: did it three times because I did it solo the
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: first year.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Yes, that was good. You should do it again this year,
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: just to round out the partnership.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool, cool.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: But for this particular event, the Comedy Gala, we're actually
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: starting a brand new competition that starts today. It is
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: flights from anywhere in New Zealand for you and a mates,
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: plus you get to stay at sky City as well.
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: If you are keen to win that all you have
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: to do is go to haduky dot co dot nz
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: to the winning page and get yourself on the drawer there,
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: which is bloody.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Exciting, great stuff.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Man, did you actually do the Garla Jays?
• 53:20
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: No, man, I think it was three times?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Is that you and Johnny? Yeah?
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Me and Johnny?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Nice man, that's good stuff. Man.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Here's Wheezer the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hdarky.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: There you go, your mad barn said, that's the Big Show,
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: done and dusted.
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: I hope you enjoyed it. On the podcast outra today,
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: what clip have you got? I've got a feeling, I know,
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: but what is it?
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: Anyway? Keasy?
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: The clip that I have got looks like the clip
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: from yesterday, So might just wait for Pugs to update it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: He's just worn and realize, but he'll get it done
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: real quick.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Oh look, can we get just.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: You know that's fine.
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: So once again, guys, what we'll do is we'll just
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: forward your attention here to Pugs has Head a Shocker
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: sixty nine at gmail dot com.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, is it really? It's going to take? That's going
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: to hurt our podcast numbers? For sure, it is, mate,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I mean the key here, I think is that we
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: just he's updated. It's done.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, we'll play it quickly.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: All right, it's about our birthday.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: But Mogi, I forgot it's my daughter's eighteenth birthday on Thursday?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Could you forget that?
• 54:33
  Speaker 12: Well?
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: I didn't really.
• 54:34
  Speaker 13: It was in the back of my mind, in the
• 54:37
  Speaker 13: back of your mind. You forgot it pretty much. But
• 54:41
  Speaker 13: you've put it in the shelf. You put it in
• 54:43
  Speaker 13: a little container on the shelf right at the top,
• 54:46
  Speaker 13: and you've marked it. Who gives a close the doors. Yeah,
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: so technically it's in your brain, but you don't care
• 54:54
  Speaker 13: about it.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, good, go and check that podcast out. Mogi.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: What are you up to you after on a cycle
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: or to the gym.
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: I'll be on a cycle, mate, cycling home. You've got
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: a bit of work to do, feelings across it. I've
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: got a busy week, so there'll be a bit of
• 55:11
  Speaker 8: me and I'm going to try and get to Small
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: Town Scandal.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nice keezy chicken thine salad? What else?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Just that In terms of tonight, we're probably gonna watch
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Small Town Scandal as well. They sent me and I'll
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: check it on Instagram. So like they sent me a
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: cool like game thing to promote us just one of
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: those snacks and stuff. Snack amount was unbelievable. It was
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: ridiculous sort of. I don't know if you know this,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: but we've got a social media stars. Yeah, we're old
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: and so it's pretty cool. You love it. There's heaps
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: of chips in there.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: I got to get going.
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: We're just trying to sign off the show man, and
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: I know I'm in a hurry. All right, what are
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: you doing tonight? Well, for you're in a hurry.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: You know, fellows, I might just exteem a stroll out
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: tonight and get a little bite to eat on the
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: way home, and maybe just go and sit in the
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: park and pond them my thoughts and have a vape.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Nah man, yes, nah man, Hey, but.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: Listen, Go and check out the podcast, Go and check
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: out the Instagram account.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: Tell them boy see you let that bark.