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DLHS Hour 1 | Comedian Banned for Life from Walmart · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Remember that my podcast Just Kicking Ass Uncertain with Dale Hugan.
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  Speaker 1: father in laws. Yeah, I don't care, nothing about it,
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine tell.
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  Speaker 3: Us trending, Well this guy, Damon Darling. Do you know
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  Speaker 3: this comedian of some sort has been banned for a
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  Speaker 3: life from Walmart. Now, initially people were very upset by this.
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  Speaker 3: I know people were very upset. They were talking about boycotting.
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  Speaker 3: So now the video that we saw he had been
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  Speaker 3: going to Walmart quite a bit, paying for food for people,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, one of the managers, because apparently they
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  Speaker 3: have more than one. I don't know, just telling my
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  Speaker 3: story somebody, Well wait a minute, that's what And so
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  Speaker 3: that's what people were really in an uproar about, right.
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  Speaker 3: People who were fans were like, this guy is really
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  Speaker 3: doing a good thing. Well, it also turns out that
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  Speaker 3: I guess some of his earlier videos show him in
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  Speaker 3: Walmart doing all kinds of things, from fake falling to
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  Speaker 3: opening milk and pouring it all over himself, like kind
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  Speaker 3: of doing silly stuff. Remember the whole thing with Jackass.
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  Speaker 3: You remember that he's doing that kind of stuff at Walmart,
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  Speaker 3: and they had just had it, and I guess he
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  Speaker 3: kind of tried to switch it and say, well, now
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna buy groceries.
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  Speaker 2: We had enough of you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, but now he don't have to have to
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  Speaker 1: see uh little Latin kids walking around the soccer shoes
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  Speaker 1: he want to he won't have to see Walt.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he went on TMZ and said, you know what,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I won't even go to Walmart.
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  Speaker 2: I'll find somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: Against you can't go to Walmart or Sam's Club or
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  Speaker 1: Murphy Gas stations.
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  Speaker 2: They just banned them all together. Pretty good, there you
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  Speaker 2: go anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just doing silly stuff, you know, to
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  Speaker 3: make people laugh. It was supposed to be all the
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  Speaker 3: name of comedy. But apparently Walmart didn't think it.
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  Speaker 2: Was the whole.
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  Speaker 3: So he can't come to walk he can't go nowhere.
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  Speaker 3: Sam's came, none of that. Yeah, station got that kind
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  Speaker 3: of database. Yeah, maybe theyatabase. Remember back in the day,
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  Speaker 3: if he wrote a bad check, they took your picture
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  Speaker 3: and put it up there and at the front.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they have that. I don't know. And thousand.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just telling you anybody don't care if
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  Speaker 1: a dude walk in. Yeah, my kids about that.
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  Speaker 2: Might have to go to that Walmart. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: They just said all Walmarts. He's banned officially. This is Ohio.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of wingspan they got. They
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  Speaker 3: cover the country to live my whole life never having
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  Speaker 3: to go to Walmart. He'll be all right, I feel
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  Speaker 3: you on That'll be alright, I feel you on that anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Do you feel me on this? There's a back and
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  Speaker 3: forth conversation about men carrying purses on social media because
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  Speaker 3: the new I guess the remember when Jerry Seinfeld used
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  Speaker 3: to call him fancy boy because you carry back. And
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  Speaker 3: so they talked about how times have changed so much.
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  Speaker 3: Like back in the day before trousers had pockets, men
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  Speaker 3: would carry bags to carry.
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  Speaker 2: Their things in messenger bags.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then came the pockets and men began to
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  Speaker 3: put their wallets in their pocket. Now I guess full circle.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it is a trend that men carry back.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like this two strap thing. Two strap like, gotcha,
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  Speaker 3: the two handle purse. You like a bag, a man bag?
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  Speaker 2: Like a bag? Yeah, like a big one. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: can have a messenger bag.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think a messenger bag is cool. I like it.
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  Speaker 2: You just got double straps.
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  Speaker 1: I saw Leron James, like, uh, he has the bags, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Havel has Magic Johnson sid that's a big Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 3: a big.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what's trendy. I just don't get out of that. No,
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  Speaker 2: that was movie. Yeah, okay, okay, that's what's trended. It
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  Speaker 2: is okay, that's what's trendy. She's sim it's the Jazzy
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  Speaker 3: Americans are still expected to turn their clocks back on
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  Speaker 3: November first, as daylight Saving Time comes to an end,
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  Speaker 3: even after the House passed legislation that would keep clocks
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  Speaker 3: The Senate is in recess until September fourteenth, and key
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  Speaker 3: pass the measure before the fall time change arrives.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was, It was.
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  Speaker 1: It was a dumb thing, like you know, the Electoral
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  Speaker 2: We don't do any of that anymore. That's what they all.
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  Speaker 2: right right. Well.
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  Speaker 3: New research suggests that washing your fruit and vegetables before
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  Speaker 3: you eat them might not be enough to eliminate potential
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  Speaker 3: harmful pesticides. Tests on apples, cucumbers, and other foods like
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  Speaker 3: shrimp and rice found that washing them did not eliminate
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  Speaker 3: traces of pesticides that are linked to liver cancer. Scientists
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  Speaker 3: say their findings suggest that peeling foods like apple and cucumbers.
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  Speaker 2: Is the best thing to do. Yeah, I bet yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I feel that fruit. Yeah me too. I don't care
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  Speaker 2: what they say.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still gonna peel mine and watch it five times,
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  Speaker 3: especially now.
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  Speaker 1: Small chunks, these small chunks, Thank you for that. So
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  Speaker 1: this is interesting. We've had this conversation before. A woman
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  Speaker 1: says she'll never put her husband over a Child'll take
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  Speaker 1: a listen.
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  Speaker 4: So you're telling me, you want me to spend nine
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  Speaker 4: months growing a human inside my body. You want me
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  Speaker 4: to have them ripped out of me? Okay, you want
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  Speaker 4: me to go through poo'st part of depression many times.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: You want me to spend eighteen years raising that child. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: been in those eighteen years. You want me to not
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  Speaker 4: put them above the person next to me who's doing it.
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  Speaker 4: They never sat right with me growing up. It never
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  Speaker 4: sat right with me because, in my opinion, another grown
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  Speaker 4: adult should be able to care for another grown adult.
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  Speaker 4: My love for my partner is conditional, my love for
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  Speaker 4: my children it's not. I'm sorry, but at no point
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  Speaker 4: in my prioritizing this man need to have cuddles with
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  Speaker 4: me at night over my kids getting what they need?
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  Speaker 4: Is that controversial or is that the way that we
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  Speaker 4: should be doing this? The math is mathing mess.
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  Speaker 2: Math is a.
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  Speaker 1: Mathing who comes first, your child or your spouse. That's
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  Speaker 2: Who comes first? Your husband or your child?
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  Speaker 1: It should be a spouse or your child, uh everybody,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because we I would say, we have an
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  Speaker 1: audist that people who are regular church attendees or at
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  Speaker 1: least a pretty good portion of regular tim Is that
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  Speaker 1: what the books? But no, because the book says if
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  Speaker 1: you call yourself a Christian, then you want the book
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  Speaker 1: that everybody thumps all the time. Says she want claim
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  Speaker 1: to his wife that that type of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Right, mm hmm, yeahs.
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  Speaker 1: Far as wise as I think. But we're gonna we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna take it to uhine. What are they saying out
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  Speaker 1: there in the social media?
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  Speaker 3: So Mary in Nashville says, your spouse always comes first.
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  Speaker 2: Always.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you don't like them, I mean, and
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  Speaker 1: trust me, pretty soon you won't like your kids either.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's just the way that.
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  Speaker 1: Goes everybody, so eventually, but the way it's supposed to go.
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  Speaker 2: I never really cared.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, if a first, or you put you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know who you serve first.
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  Speaker 2: That kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that that with that attitude like that,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that somebody if that, if it's that pronounced,
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  Speaker 1: that might be a problem. Someone let's it's no big deal.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, depends on what putting you first means.