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Sheep Tales · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Hey guys, has anyone seen any grass around here?
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  I'm a little hungry. Hey, Barbara, how's it going?
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  Shirley, what are you doing out in the middle of nowhere when
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  you don't have a shepherd like us anyways?
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  Nowhere. What's up?
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  Hey. You're new around here.
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  Have you seen any grass? Yeah, we're starved.
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  I know where the grass is green and the wolves are mean.
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  What did you say? I know where the grass is green.
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  No, that last part about the wolves are mean.
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  I'd said the. Bowls are.
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  Clean. I know where there is so much
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  grass that they serve it in bowls.
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  I've never eaten out of a bowl before.
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  Neither have I. What's a bowl?
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  You don't know what a bowl is. No.
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  It's not important. The important thing is that they
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  have plenty of green grass and plenty of beer to drink.
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  Beer to drink? Oh no, that doesn't sound good.
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  Drinking beer is bad for us. Even we should know that.
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  I didn't say beer. Yes, you did.
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  You said plenty of beer to drink.
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  I said plenty of deer. Plenty of deer to drink.
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  You can't drink deer. I said plenty of deer drinking
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  the Stillwater. Even the deer drink it.
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  Wow, maybe you'll see Bambi. Silly sheep.
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  Everybody knows Bambi is just a cartoon.
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  You 2 need a shepherd, don't you?
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  Yes, do. You know any?
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  Do I know any? Shepherds.
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  I know a bunch of them. Buddha, Muhammad, Satan, I know
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  them all. Isn't Satan bad?
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  Yeah, he's bad. Did I say Satan?
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  Yes. I meant to say waiting.
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  Oh. Waiting.
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  Yeah, I'm waiting for an answer from you. 2 You see, I represent
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  Jesus to the world, you know, sharing the good news that God
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  loves everyone and he has some green grass for you.
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  So are you coming or not? My, that's the big nose you
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  have. There.
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  The better to smell you with, I mean the better to smell with.
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  That's why I know where the green grass is.
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  I can smell it a mile away. My those are very big tea.
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  The better they eat you with, I mean, the better to eat with you
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  the grass if you're coming, that is no pressure.
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  What do you take us for? A couple of dumb sheep?
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  Of course we're coming. We're starved.
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  Show us the way. Sheep with no shepherd.
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  That's what I call dinner. Jesus calls himself the Good
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  Shepherd, and he calls those who have received him as their Lord
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  and Savior his sheep. Or if you're a kid, he calls you
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  his Lambs. Jesus loves his sheep and lambs,
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  and He wants to take good care of us, but we have to learn His
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  word, listen to His voice that's inside of us, and obey His
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  warnings. Jesus warns us in Matthew 715 to
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  beware of false prophets or people who try to lead us to do
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  something that could hurt us. He said that they would disguise
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  themselves as harmless sheep, but are really vicious like
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  wolves. Did you know that sheep
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  recognize their shepherd's voice and they'll only follow their
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  shepherd, not a stranger? When we learn God's Word, we
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  learn to follow Jesus and obey His voice that's inside of us
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  and that will keep us safe from following wolves in sheeps
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  clothing. Special thanks to Annika and
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  Bellapowski. This Acme dog costume will fool
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  these dumb sheep. They'll never know it's really
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  me. The devil.
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  Here's sheep. Come here.
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  Come to me. I'm your new shepherd.
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  Here's sheep. You're not Ralph Bad.
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  Where's Ralph? Ralph quit.
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  I'm the new shepherd. Now hush up and.
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  Get over here. You're not the Shepherd.
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  You're the devil. Help Ralph.
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  It's the devil. It's the devil.
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  Hey, are you messing with my sheep?
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  These are my sheep. My sheep hear my voice, and I
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  know them, and they follow me. John 1027.
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  What's? That a Bible verse.
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  Yes, Jesus is Jehovah Rohi, our Good Shepherd.
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  Well go quote your Bible verse somewhere else.
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  These are my sheep. I was here first.
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  My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me.
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  John, 1027. Oh, I bet that.
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  Hurt, I tried to tell him. Well, since that dog costume
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  didn't work, I'm going to try dressing up like a shepherd ass.
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  I found this Bo Peep costume on acme.com, maybe this will work.
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  Back. Yoohoo.
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  Here, woolly, comfortable. Peep.
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  Where are you? Little sheep.
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  Hush up, Lamsey, if you know what's good for you.
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  My names not Lamsey. It's Woolly Help.
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  It's the devil. It's the devil.
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  What's going on over? Here.
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  What are you doing with my? Sheep, you must be mistaken.
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  These are my. Sheep.
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  No, Jesus. Is Jehovah Rohi?
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  Our Good Shepherd, my sheep, hear my voice.
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  And I know them and they. Follow me, John, 1027.
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  Listen, I don't want to hear your Bible verse.
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  These are my sheep. Now scram, little girl.
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  My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me.
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  John, 1027. No.
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  Oh. I bet he has a.
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  Headache. I tried to tell.
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  Him. Oh, woolly you.
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  Heard my voice. I've been looking all over for
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  you. This new and improved Acme dog
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  costume is guaranteed to fool sheep, dogs and shepherdesses.
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  Nice sheep, nice sheep, nice tasting sheep.
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  Did you say nice tasting? Hey, you're not Sam.
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  Yes I am. Look at my ears.
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  Well, you've got ears like Sam. That voice.
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  I'm a real dog. Roof, Roof.
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  I know Sam's voice. Who are you really?
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  It doesn't matter now, I've got you and I'm going to eat you.
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  Help Sam. It's the devil.
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  It's the devil. What are you doing with my
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  sheep? Your sheep.
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  I beg your pardon, This is my sheep.
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  No, Jesus is Jehovah Rohi, our Good Shepherd.
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  My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me.
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  John, 1027. Why does everyone have to quote
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  the Bible? Look dog, you've obviously made
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  a mistake. Why don't you go find a fire
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  hydrant somewhere and leave me to my meal?
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  I mean lamb. I'm a sheep.
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  Whatever. My sheep hear my voice, and I
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  know them, and they follow me. John, 1027.
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  I tried to tell him. That devil just never learns.
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  So what are we going to do today?
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  Pain. Same thing we always do, sneaky
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  try to take over the world. How are we going to do that,
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  boss? Jesus is walking around
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  preaching and healing the sick, cleansing lepers, raising the
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  dead and casting out devils. That's the part I hate the most
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  pain, the casting out devils. What do you hate the most?
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  Pain. I hate it all.
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  Jesus must be stopped before I can take over the world.
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  Well, he can only talk to so many people.
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  Sneaky, I have a plan. You and I will scatter the
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  people like sheep and run them ragged with sickness.
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  And problems. And disease.
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  And problems. And even death.
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  What about problems? Pain.
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  What do you think? Sickness and disease are sneaky.
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  They're all problems. I was thinking more like getting
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  gum stuck in the armpits. Now that's a problem.
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  Sometimes sneaky. I want to grab you and all
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  right, we'll put gum in their armpits.
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  Oh goody goody, you just wait pain.
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  You'll see what a good idea it is.
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  I had gum in the armpit once, sort now that was a problem.
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  I'm sure it was the low point of your life.
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  Sneaky. Now that's enough about gum in
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  the armpits. Let's figure out a way to
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  scatter the people. Sneaky.
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  Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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  I think so. Pain.
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  But how many licks does it take to get to the center of a
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  Tootsie pop? I would hit you, but I'm afraid
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  I'd knock something looser. Come on, sneaky.
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  Let's scatter the sheep and create chaos.
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  Sickness, scatter. Disease, scatter.
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  Death. Scatter.
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  Come in the armpit. Scatter.
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  Disciples come to me. The people are scattered
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  everywhere. I need laborers, men and women,
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  boys and girls that can help me reach all the people.
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  I give you power over all, the power of the enemy.
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  You go heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, and
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  cast out devils so that people will know that God is good and
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  he loves them. Don't take it so hard, boss.
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  How were we supposed to know that Jesus would anoint his
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  disciples to do the same things he did?
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  I don't want to think about it today.
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  Sneaky. Tomorrow is another day.
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  What are we going to do tomorrow, boss?
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  Same thing we always do, sneaky try to take over the world.
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  The Lord is my babysitter. I shall not want.
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  No, that's not good. The Lord is my grandpa.
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  I shall not want, No. Hidey ho David, what you doing?
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  Just shepherding all you little cotton swabs.
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  The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.
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  I like it. Are you busy, David?
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  Wooly, can't you see I'm trying to write a song?
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  You're always writing songs. What's this one called?
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  #23. Song 23 How many songs are you
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  going to write? I don't know, maybe 150?
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  You should write a really long song sometime just to be funny.
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  Sure. OK, I'll do that.
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  Did you need something wooly? Yes, I'm so sorry to bother you,
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  but I'm getting thirsty. So go.
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  Get a drink by myself. The stream of water is right
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  there. But what if I fall in?
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  It's not a raging river, it's a stream.
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  The water is perfectly still. Look.
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  Lead me please. Hey, I just thought of a new
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  line for my song. Give me a second.
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  He leadeth to me beside the still waters.
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  Well, there's one more small problem.
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  Some bear just grabbed my best friend's sweaty.
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  Why didn't you say so sooner? 'Cause it just happened.
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  Wait here, I'll be right back. Be careful, it's a real bear.
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  Mr. Bear that sheep down or I'll cut your head off.
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  You're just a kid and you don't even have a sword.
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  All you have is a slingshot. Way to go, David.
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  Are you going to cut off his head now?
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  I'll. Have to ask my dad if I can use
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  his knife. Wow, you must practice with your
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  slingshot a bunch. Yeah, it's fun.
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  Besides, who knows, I might have to kill a giant Philistine
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  someday. What are you going to be when
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  you grow up, David? A rock star.
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  No, I'm going to be king. So what are you doing wasting
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  your time here with us, Your Highness?
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  I'm not wasting my time. I'm learning to be a leader.
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  I lead you cotton swabs to still waters.
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  I make you lie down in green pastures.
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  Oh, let me write that down. He maketh me lie down in green
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  pastures. Where was I?
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  Oh, yeah. I make sure you're all fed and
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  comfortable when the enemy attacks.
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  I protect you. See, I'm learning to be king
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  over Israel by being your king. You're just taking life one step
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  at a time, huh? Yeah, God is leading me like I
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  lead you. God leads US one step at a time,
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  and I lead you one step at a time.
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  Speaking of leading, I could still use a drink of that
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  Stillwater you mentioned earlier.
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  Oh, sorry, I forgot. Come on.
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  Maybe after you're done writing your song, you could play BLOB
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  with. Me BLOB, what's that?
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  It's a. Game I play when I'm in the
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  valley and a cloud passes overhead.
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  It makes a shadow. I call the BLOB.
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  If the shadow hits you, you're dead.
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  But don't be afraid, you're not really dead.
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  I know it's just pretended. Yes, finally someone gets it.
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  All the other sheep are afraid to play.
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  They think it's evil. Yay.
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  Do I walk through the valley of the shadow of death?
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  I will fear no evil. What?
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  I forgot my songbook. I'll be right back.
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  What about my water? If I fall in, it's going to be
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  his fault. God gave David the strength and
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  courage to become a brave warrior who delivered his people
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  from their enemies, all in preparation for becoming the
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  greatest king that ever lived. So no matter what your position
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  in life is now or how you think people look at you, remember to
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  honor God. And like David, you'll discover
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  that God is leading you one step at a time and training you for a
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