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Ariana Grande Scrutiny, House of Stassi, Jax’s Smartwater Scam & My Shannon Viral Video! · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather Macdonald. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we have a lot to get into, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: things to catch up on, and I'm going to have
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  Speaker 1: some strong opinions and thoughts and some knowledge, I believe,
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  Speaker 1: that I can lay on you based on my incredible wisdom.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get into it. Ariana Grande, her people have
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  Speaker 1: just made an announcement that she will be stepping away
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  Speaker 1: from work and personal appearances after she finishes her last
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  Speaker 1: concert for her tour in which is this September 1st, 2026.
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  Speaker 1: Now she was set to do a play in London,
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  Speaker 1: Sunday in the park. And that was part of the
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  Speaker 1: announcement that she's no longer going to do that. That
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  Speaker 1: was going to follow her tour. Um, I think this
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  Speaker 1: is really good. I think it's really important, but let's
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  Speaker 1: get into why. So she had a music video come
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  Speaker 1: out this past week and, um, it was pretty startling
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  Speaker 1: her appearance in it. First of all, the video was
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  Speaker 1: very artistic, very interesting. And it's a song called Petal,
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  Speaker 1: where this little flower's coming out from her crack. But
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  Speaker 1: it's really about Hollywood. So she plays a young starlet
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  Speaker 1: from like 1960, comes out of a old fashioned taxi
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  Speaker 1: cab and is waiting with all these other 1960s prim
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  Speaker 1: and proper women to audition for the Hollywood big wigs.
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  Speaker 1: And she comes in there and she does her thing.
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  Speaker 1: And the old farty men who are smoking cigarettes stamp
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  Speaker 1: not hot enough. So she comes back And she's wearing
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  Speaker 1: this sexy black off the shoulder, super tight top with
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  Speaker 1: his tight pants, kind of like what Sandy wore in
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  Speaker 1: Grease when the final scene, you know, you're the one
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  Speaker 1: that I want. You know, it's like that. And in it,
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  Speaker 1: she's trying to be sexy as guys. So she's leaning
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  Speaker 1: forward and turning her back around. And in that, we
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  Speaker 1: see extreme thinness. We see all the bones in her chest,
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  Speaker 1: the bones in her back. And people snapped it, started
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it. Jacques Peterson of Daily Mail, who
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  Speaker 1: was just on my show, wrote an article about the
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  Speaker 1: concern that is being expressed in these comments based on
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  Speaker 1: this video. So then shortly after that is when this
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  Speaker 1: announcement came that she's taking this break from public life
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  Speaker 1: for a while, not doing this play. She's not doing
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  Speaker 1: the 13th season of American Horror, which I guess she
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  Speaker 1: was also supposed to do. And I just want to
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  Speaker 1: talk a little a bit about anorexia because, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we've seen how thin she's gotten. We have talked about
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  Speaker 1: her appearance during the Wicked Press. And Cynthia, her co-star,
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  Speaker 1: also was extremely thin. And both of them, their appearance
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  Speaker 1: got very skeletal looking and thinner than, you know, before
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  Speaker 1: they started doing this play Wicked. And people are wondering,
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  Speaker 1: what is this? Well, I'm going to just tell you
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  Speaker 1: my knowledge of anorexia from my era of high school
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  Speaker 1: and college when it really was the first time people
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  Speaker 1: started talking about it. I'm sure it has always existed,
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  Speaker 1: but it just wasn't something that was discussed or shared.
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  Speaker 1: It was not an epidemic until like the 80s. My
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  Speaker 1: mother never knew anybody that suffered from it. They would
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  Speaker 1: do their weird diets and eat hard boiled eggs and
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  Speaker 1: drink black coffee to try to fit into a dress.
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  Speaker 1: But the anorexia where you just eat very little or
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  Speaker 1: nothing at all, or you only eat carrots or you
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  Speaker 1: started to be a thing. And I remember being in
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  Speaker 1: high school and there was a made for TV movie
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  Speaker 1: called Best Little Girl in the World. And there weren't
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  Speaker 1: that many channels. So we all knew we were going
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  Speaker 1: to watch it because it was about a teenage girl
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  Speaker 1: who had anorexia. And we came back the next day
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  Speaker 1: to discuss it at school and everyone said, did you
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  Speaker 1: watch it? I didn't know, you know, that you could
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  Speaker 1: do this to lose weight. It literally kind of taught
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  Speaker 1: a generation of girls how to have an eating disorder.
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  Speaker 1: The other movie that came out at the time was
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  Speaker 1: the Karen Carpenter story. The Carpenters were a brother sister, um,
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  Speaker 1: singing dual band that just was huge in the seventies.
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  Speaker 1: And the sister became anorexic and you'd see in the, um,
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  Speaker 1: in the album covers that how much her appearance changed. Well,
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  Speaker 1: there was a made for TV movie during the 80s
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  Speaker 1: that was about her anorexia and what was going on.
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  Speaker 1: And eventually she did pass away from it. So now
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  Speaker 1: we're in this era where everybody's able to comment on everything.
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  Speaker 1: And it's do not talk about women's bodies. Don't comment.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she was meant to always be that thin. Leave
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  Speaker 1: it alone. You're either too fat or you're too thin.
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  Speaker 1: In this particular case, I think This is something that
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  Speaker 1: needs to be discussed. I think it's becoming a slippery
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  Speaker 1: slope that we're entering this world of too thin. It's
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  Speaker 1: easy to get there. And once you're there, you really
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  Speaker 1: like it and you want to stay there. And the
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  Speaker 1: other thing with anorexia is they look in the mirror
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  Speaker 1: and they don't see what we see. And the reason
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  Speaker 1: anorexia starts is it's one way that they, it's about control.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one thing that this individual, and men get
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  Speaker 1: it too, that this individual can control in their life.
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  Speaker 1: So with teenagers or whatnot, it happens because the teenage
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  Speaker 1: life is hard. Sometimes it's also that they want to
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  Speaker 1: be thinner with their friends. But when it goes to
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  Speaker 1: a place where it's all they are doing, it's part
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  Speaker 1: of a control thing. Their parents tell them what to do.
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  Speaker 1: School tells them what to do. you know, but this,
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  Speaker 1: they can control what goes in their mouth. And also
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  Speaker 1: with teenage girls, it was really hard because you're not
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  Speaker 1: bathing your teenage daughter. You don't know what they look
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  Speaker 1: like undressed or in their broad underwear because you're not
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  Speaker 1: going in their room anymore. And, you know, big sweats
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  Speaker 1: and all these kinds of things, you could hide it
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  Speaker 1: just like you could hide a pregnancy, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: hear your child's living in the house with you or
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  Speaker 1: they They do eat at dinner, or maybe you don't
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  Speaker 1: eat together as a family, so they do eat at dinner,
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  Speaker 1: but then they're able to put their finger down their throat,
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  Speaker 1: which again, never knew how to do that until I
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  Speaker 1: saw it in a movie. These things, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes can be taught. So in the internet in the
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  Speaker 1: last decade, there have been these groups in which they,
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  Speaker 1: anorexics find each other or eating disordered people find each
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  Speaker 1: other and they support each other And they tell them
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  Speaker 1: tricks and things and they tell them how to do
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  Speaker 1: it and they count calories or what's a better thing
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  Speaker 1: to eat that'll keep you thin. So I think, in
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  Speaker 1: my opinion, I think both Cynthia and Ariana found each
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  Speaker 1: other and they bonded as actors and singers in this
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  Speaker 1: big production. But I think that they were anorexic friends.
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  Speaker 1: I think that they fed off each other, no pun intended,
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  Speaker 1: they fed off each other about what to do. And
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  Speaker 1: only you and I understand each other. And it can
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  Speaker 1: be something just like any other addicts where it's not
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  Speaker 1: good to be together. And I knew girls like this
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  Speaker 1: that would bond over it or start it together. And
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  Speaker 1: it was their little secret. And they'd be like calling
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  Speaker 1: each other and saying, let's hang out. Let's do scarf
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  Speaker 1: and barf. And nobody knew what was going on until
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  Speaker 1: finally someone steps in and is like, what is going
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  Speaker 1: on here? You are not eating right. And what's so
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  Speaker 1: hard about this is unlike alcohol or drugs, you have
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  Speaker 1: to have food to survive. So it becomes a lifelong
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  Speaker 1: struggle for people. So I think it's good that she
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  Speaker 1: is getting the help that she needs. As someone that
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  Speaker 1: witnessed other people in high school and college really suffer
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  Speaker 1: with this, it is really hard. They will deny it.
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  Speaker 1: And There was a girl in my sorority and we
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  Speaker 1: kind of had an intervention and the president of our
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  Speaker 1: sorority was like, we cannot just sit around. Like, what
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  Speaker 1: if she dies? And so she called the parents and
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  Speaker 1: she got wind that the parents were coming. And they
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  Speaker 1: were going to take her to a doctor, get her
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  Speaker 1: checked out, get her blood done. And she knew something
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  Speaker 1: to eat like that morning that would affect her blood
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  Speaker 1: to appear like, no, it's the right levels. It's that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff. It's really... It's a really hard thing.
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  Speaker 1: So now imagine that she's this big star. She has
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  Speaker 1: all these people working for her. She has a wonderful reputation. She's,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she's not some mean diva. People love working
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  Speaker 1: with her, being with her. So you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be the one that's like the whistleblower. I'm wondering, I
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  Speaker 1: was kind of shocked that she was in this skimpy
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  Speaker 1: outfit that showed these bones. And I thought, well, maybe whoever...
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  Speaker 1: helped style this, maybe that was their way of going,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to put her in this and it'll be
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  Speaker 1: an undeniable thing. I don't know. The fact that all
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  Speaker 1: these people on set and everybody and nobody was... Because
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  Speaker 1: her first outfit that she wears in this music video,
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  Speaker 1: she looks like a thin person, but it doesn't... It's these...
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  Speaker 1: the bones popping out in her chest and back that
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  Speaker 1: really made people take pause. And, you know, and even
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  Speaker 1: the music video is about all the scrutiny that she essentially,
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  Speaker 1: if you analyze it, it's really about her and the
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  Speaker 1: scrutiny that she's gotten all these years. She's been a
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  Speaker 1: performer and actor for, since she was a child. And
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  Speaker 1: she's a really good actress and she's very, very funny.
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  Speaker 1: And she's in the latest installment of Meet the Fucker.
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  Speaker 1: She is going to be playing a very funny part.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a long trailer before the last movie I
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  Speaker 1: went to at the Odyssey. And she's supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: dating Ben Stiller's son. And now Ben Stiller is the
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  Speaker 1: father-in-law to Bea who is skeptical of who she is
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  Speaker 1: and what her job is and what her intention is.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a very physical part. And she does look
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  Speaker 1: thin in it, but it's going to be a hit.
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  Speaker 1: And she is very funny. So maybe her people were like,
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  Speaker 1: take this break. because you want to have fun with
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  Speaker 1: the press when this movie comes out, because it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a huge, it's going to be a huge
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  Speaker 1: comedy hit. I can tell from the trailer also being
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  Speaker 1: the third installment of a show that's been, that came
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  Speaker 1: out over 25 years ago. That was so classically funny. Um, so,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just really hope, and, and, you know,
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  Speaker 1: whatever help she gets, which I hope she gets and
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  Speaker 1: gets better. she does not have to share her story
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  Speaker 1: with us. She's not obligated. And hopefully she looks like
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  Speaker 1: she did. Here's some photos of her, um, just a
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  Speaker 1: few years ago, how different she looked. So it is,
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  Speaker 1: it is scary. And, um, but it's a very, very
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  Speaker 1: hard thing to approach because it's not drugs or alcohol.
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  Speaker 1: And so it makes it a really hard thing to
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  Speaker 1: help your loved one. Also, Ethan Slater, who she dated,
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  Speaker 1: that guy, SpongeBob SquarePants guy, who looked a lot like
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  Speaker 1: her brother, Frankie Grande, they have broken up. And people
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  Speaker 1: were wondering if he was like somehow rekindling it with
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  Speaker 1: his ex. Remember, he had a wife when he started
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  Speaker 1: dating Ariana. But TMZ is saying, no, those were just rumors.
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  Speaker 1: But that's also hard. breaking up with someone too. So
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  Speaker 1: that was a lot that she was going through with
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  Speaker 1: all of her huge deals going on. One reward. Endless choice.
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  Speaker 1: Skip the hassle. Reward the easy way.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I want to talk about House of Stassi on Hulu.
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  Speaker 1: This is Stassi Schroeder's show from Vanderpump Rules. So let's
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  Speaker 1: just recap a little of who Stassi is. Stassi was
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  Speaker 1: one of the original cast members of Vanderpump Rules. And
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  Speaker 1: she actually came from a reality show background. Her first
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  Speaker 1: time on reality shows, she was with her family. And
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  Speaker 1: I believe her parents, um, are married and divorced. So
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  Speaker 1: that was like maybe a step fam, step parents or something,
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  Speaker 1: but she was on the amazing race and she had
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  Speaker 1: black hair and that's when you would do it with
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  Speaker 1: your family. So it was like she and her brother
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  Speaker 1: or somebody, um, or maybe her sister, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And so, so she from a young age wanted to
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  Speaker 1: be in front of the TV and reality TV was
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  Speaker 1: really what ended up working out for her. So she, um,
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  Speaker 1: Someone helped her get a job. Actually, this girl, Christy Kelly,
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  Speaker 1: helped her get a job at SERP. She started dating Jax.
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  Speaker 1: And then the producers of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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  Speaker 1: came to them and said... would you guys be interested
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  Speaker 1: in doing a reality show about working at this restaurant?
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  Speaker 1: And the original cast members were Stassi and Jax as
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  Speaker 1: a couple, Kristen Doty and Tom Sandoval as a couple,
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  Speaker 1: and Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz. Those were like the
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  Speaker 1: original six people. And of course, it was a huge
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  Speaker 1: hit and she really popped off because she was funny.
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  Speaker 1: She was outspoken and She hit Kristen when she found
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  Speaker 1: out that Kristen slept with Jax. It was really raw
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  Speaker 1: and they weren't producing themselves at that time. Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: cut to 2020. She is now dating this guy, Bo,
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  Speaker 1: that she meets. Now, Bo was an actor and he
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  Speaker 1: worked in casting and he met her and they fell
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  Speaker 1: in love. And she had all these great things going on.
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  Speaker 1: She had a podcast even before me. She was one
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  Speaker 1: of the first reality show people to also have a
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  Speaker 1: podcast and she's good at it. And she came on
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  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop and we had a great conversation. And she
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  Speaker 1: came on like one of my, I think maybe my
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  Speaker 1: first year podcasting. And I wasn't even really watching Vanderpump
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  Speaker 1: Rules at the time. And she was really honest. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm like, how do you do these scenes?
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, Adderall, baby. Like I take the, so
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  Speaker 1: how else could I have drinks and film all day
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  Speaker 1: without a little? So I was like, wow, I really
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  Speaker 1: like this honesty. This girl's really cool. In 2020, and
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  Speaker 1: they talk about this on the show. So the new show,
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  Speaker 1: House of Stassi, is she has created her own reality
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  Speaker 1: show around people in her life. And in it, she
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  Speaker 1: gives an intro, much like I just did. And she says,
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  Speaker 1: in 2020, she got canceled. And they basically say what
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  Speaker 1: it was. It was during that time, people and fans
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  Speaker 1: are really examining a lot of people that were in
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  Speaker 1: front of us on TV. And they remembered some of
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  Speaker 1: the racially charged things that she has said on her
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  Speaker 1: podcast and whatnot. With that, she got canceled and so
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  Speaker 1: did Kristen Doughty. She then shortly after that, she was
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  Speaker 1: already pregnant, revealed her pregnancy, had her daughter, got married.
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  Speaker 1: Time went on. She started her podcast again. And now
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  Speaker 1: the last couple of years, she's really had a resurgence.
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  Speaker 1: And she... so that Hulu comes and they're like, we
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  Speaker 1: want you to do something on the villa. And so
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  Speaker 1: she starts pushing, could I have my own show? Could
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  Speaker 1: I have my own valley? Now she says, I never
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be on the valley, but I have some
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  Speaker 1: good sources that she was, you know, thinking about it,
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  Speaker 1: but she's smart and it would be better to have
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  Speaker 1: your own show. And she had this opportunity here on
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  Speaker 1: Hulu with Lisa Vanderpump And wouldn't it be nice to say,
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  Speaker 1: fuck you, Bravo. You fucked me over, left me high
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  Speaker 1: and dry when I was the person that really popped off,
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  Speaker 1: was one of the people that popped off majorly on
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  Speaker 1: Vanderpump Rules and got so many other shows and things going.
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  Speaker 1: Because Bravo doesn't really have your back. They don't. They
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  Speaker 1: don't care. These people are dispendable. They're replaceable. And when
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  Speaker 1: the heat came on them, they fired them. Uh, they fired, uh, Jax,
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  Speaker 1: Brittany and Kristen and, um, Sheena, I'm sorry. And Stassi
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  Speaker 1: all at the same time. So Stassi is telling, so
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you about this show because it is
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  Speaker 1: very interesting. Now they break the fourth wall a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's a reality show about their life. They break the
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  Speaker 1: fourth wall so much that there's some criticism that it
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  Speaker 1: almost feels scripted from what she says and what I've gathered.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what it is. So she finally,
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  Speaker 1: she's trying to get this show sold over a year
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  Speaker 1: and a half ago. And they film this scene and
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  Speaker 1: they get in a big fight. She and her husband
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  Speaker 1: and stuff went down, whatever. The gist of it, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not getting all the details of everything. I've only watched
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  Speaker 1: a few episodes. There's eight episodes out and you can
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  Speaker 1: binge the whole thing. So I feel like I needed
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it today because I think it might
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: be kind of old news in a couple of weeks
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: because I think people will watch the whole thing. She
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: does have one of the girls on from Secret Lives
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: of Mormon Wives in a scene and she reveals that Sheena,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Sheena Shea, had come to her and said, do you
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: have any filming opportunities coming up? I would love to
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: do something with you. And by the way, Brock, her husband,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: was raised Mormon, I guess, in Australia. And Stassi's like,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: oh my God, Sheena's like such a thirst bucket. She'll
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: do anything to be on TV. Well, so will you.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So will you. I think that's pretty smart of Sheena. Like,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: why not? If that's a connection to get you into
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the hottest show, let's face it, Secret Lives of Mormon
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Wives was huge, popping off spinoffs. It's what Bravo is
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: hoping to do with younger castes. uh, with housewives in
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the future is what they should do is model that
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: find a bunch of thirsty women who have already put
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: their souls and their children on the internet. And, and
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: we'll just, this will just be another layer to make
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: them famous. And they've got nothing to lose because they've
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: already shared it all on social media. That's what you want.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: You can pay them $ 2. Okay. So I thought that
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: was kind of interesting. So basically she says, I got
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: this show together, just like Jax claims he got the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Valley together. He created that cast for the Valley. Stassi
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: was making this cast over here in Hollywood. I thought
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: it was going to be like her mommy friends or something,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: a whole different group of people. No, it's really just
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: her life and her social media and her career and
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: who works for her and who's right there. And she
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: keeps saying, I want to be Kris Jenner. I want
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: to be Kris Jenner. I'm going to be the next
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Kris Jenner. And I'm like, okay, it's not that funny
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: of a joke, editors. We don't need to see it
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: like four times in every episode. We got it. You know,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: of course you want to be rich and famous and
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: your kids will be stars and you're set for the
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: next 30 years. I get it. It's a really great plan.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Now she's got Bo and this is what I think happened.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I think That Stassi was like, okay, I'm going to
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: try to get this show together. And then when they
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: were interested, she said, listen, this is who I think
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: should be on it. And then once they said yes,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: she was like, I'm going, no, we are not going
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: to talk to these people. We are going to let
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: all the weirdness build up, all the space between us
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: build up. So then when the cameras come, we'll have
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: some real drama, some real fucking awkward moments. And then
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: we'll have our hit season. Because she's been on reality
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: TV so long, that's what she did. And that's where
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: it feels a little scripted. So let's go through the cast.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Most importantly, there's Bo, her husband. They have two kids,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Hartford and Messer, a girl and a boy. They're like
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: four and two. She said, now he's the stay-at-home dad and,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: you know, he does everything. He takes care of the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: doctor's appointments, the groceries, all of that, the cooking, the cleaning, everything.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: But It appears that the little girl goes to preschool
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: and the boy also has a nanny. So listen, do
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I think he stays home and manages a lot? Yes.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: So that she can travel if she has to do
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: a live podcast, all of that. It's hard. I can relate.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I had a full-time job. I traveled on the weekends.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: My husband was the one taking the kids back to school,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: back and forth to school, making the doctor's appointments, paying
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: all the bills, all that kind of stuff. It is
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: a hard dynamic to have. It is really hard on
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: the male ego and all of that. And it is
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: a unique dynamic. And you think this is going to
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: make a great reality show. Isn't my story unique? Wouldn't
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you like to see it? And I had two opportunities
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: that remind me of this show. And thank God, like
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I always said, life's rejection is God's protection because both
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: of them didn't go. The first one I had to
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: deal with the production company we filmed. a sizzle reel,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: which was going to be like my version of the
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: reel housewives. And I had my best friends on there.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: And I found out that they were like calling my
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: best friend. And in their interview process, kind of saying, now,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: what are the things that bother you about Heather? What
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: are the fights? What are the... And like they were,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you know, setting up like what would be our conflict
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: once we start filming. Once I found that out, I
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't think I want this to go. Well,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: luckily it didn't because I'm not Stassi. So, thank God. So,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: then the other one was, wait a minute. Another production
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: company said... I think this dynamic is so interesting. You
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: and your husband and the boys and your stepdaughter and
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: oh my God, let's make this a TV show. It'll
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: just be about your life post Chelsea Lately and everything.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: And we filmed all these scenes of Drake golfing, you know,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: because he was always with older guys with Peter, me
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: driving Brandon around, you know, being funny and this and that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And they, you know, pitched it everywhere. And they, we,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: there was, oh, these three are really interested and dah, dah, dah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: These two networks want it. And then it fell apart
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: and it didn't happen. And a couple of years later,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Drake told me that he hated doing it. And that
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: if it had gotten picked up, he was just never
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: going to speak when the cameras came around. And like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my God, thank God this
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: didn't work because I would have been in such a
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: horrible position because I basically promised that these kids that
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: are so funny in my house are going to be
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: so funny every day when the cameras come around and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: they don't want to be, okay? Now with this, you're
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: putting these kids out, they're rolling around, her child Hartford
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and the other boy rolling around, throwing tantrums because you
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: know what kids do between zero and five? They throw
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: a lot of tantrums. They cry a lot. They whine, okay?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Because they're kids. And so we see Bo struggling with that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: So then Bo's like, I want to go back to work.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I really liked what I did. What did you do? Oh,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I ran great sessions for casting. I don't know if
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: he meant great, like they were so great or if
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: that's an expression, but big casting sessions for casting TV
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and movies, whatever. And she says to him, I'll just
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: pay you what you'd make there. Why don't you, because
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I need you here. I'm making so much money doing
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: all these things. It doesn't make sense for you to
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: leave the home and work in a job that you
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: once had. So a lot of people are talking about that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: And they said, if the roles were reversed, people would
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: be very mad that a man tells his wife, you
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: cannot work. You need to stay home. I will just
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: pay you for your time because I am so successful
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: at this time. Now, I want to say I have
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: some sympathy for Stassi in this because it is a
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: lot to manage where she's got all these opportunities and
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you've got to strike while the iron is hot. You
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: cannot say, oh, I hope this opportunity comes back when
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: both of the kids are in elementary school. No, it's
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: all going to happen now while the kids are young.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: It's all going to happen at the same time. In Hollywood,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: that's the way it works. the opportunities all come at
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: once because right now you're hot. And a lot of
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: that is going to cause a lot of stress and tears.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: So she's like, let's get the cameras here because I'm
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: about to freak the fuck out. And she does. And
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: everybody watches it and they're like, I don't think she's
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: changed since 2020. She's still losing her mind. And Bo
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: is suffering. And what I would suggest to Stassi is
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: this is what I would say to Bo. First of all,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Nobody's doing casting sessions anymore. Have you not opened your eyes?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: No production is happening in Hollywood. It's a big fucking problem.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: So whatever job you had 10 years ago doesn't exist today.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: And because you haven't worked at it in 10 years,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you're not going to be the one who gets the job.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: All the casting things, most of them happen online. um,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: where someone does it at home and sends it in
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: and then the producer chooses it. So I don't know
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: that there's a position for you, Bo, in the first place.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: But if I was Stassi, I would say, you know what, Bo,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: go for it. Go get a job. If you get
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the job at this place and you love it, you
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: can go, go. Hire a house manager, hire a full-time nanny.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: And you guys, spend your weekends together, they will be fine.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: They will be fine. But having resentment and being mad
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: that you as the breadwinner is resenting him for not
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: being fucking grateful that you're bringing in all the money
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: as the woman, because even though we're supposed to be like, no,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: it shouldn't matter. We still are like, yeah, every other
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: bitch in my neighborhood is wearing Lululemons and having the
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: time of her life and not working and I'm working.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: So you should be grateful. So there's a little of that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: And then if he doesn't get the job, then he'll
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: just like settle it with some hobbies and just be
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: more chill about it and still be a great dad.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: But the guy is crying. Like he's crying like a
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: woman suffering from postpartum depression. He's crying to her friend
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: being like, I am miserable. And she can't get why
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: because of the dynamic I told you. Now let's go
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: through the cast. The cast is a little interesting and
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: it's a little confusing. So she has her best friend, Taylor.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: who is a late life lesbian. She came on my show.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: She has been doing radio and podcasting for years. She
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: met another woman named Taylor and she's like, I think
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: she's trying to be funny, but she's just basically like,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I never thought I could be a lesbian, but then
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I met her and I wanted to kiss her, but
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I knew I eventually had to go down on her.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: So I did it. Anyway, so now we're having a baby. Okay.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: So they're pregnant and she's like, I don't really want
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: to be a mom. I don't want to be a
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: 20% parent. And if this child like screws up me
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: relaxing on my rooftop, like getting a tan in New
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: York because she needs milk, I'm going to be pissed.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I think that's her trying to do a shtick. It's
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: not that funny. And people don't like that. She doesn't
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: really want to be a parent. Okay. I'm sure they're
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: both great parents. But both their names are Taylor. So
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: that makes it weird. So they decided to just rename
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the pregnant one Teddy, or maybe that's really what she
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: goes by. Okay. Then Bo's sister is named Georgie and
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Stassi's sister is named Georgia or vice versa. I don't know.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: So we've got two Georgias and they're both sisters. And one.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Bo's sister is the sister that he discovered when he
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: was 21. Like his dad had sex with someone in Italy.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: So she's Italian and they have like weird sexual chemistry.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: And they, he, Bo's has a lot of tattoos and
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Stassi freaked out because he put his sister's name on
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: his body. But out of his 52 tattoos, not one
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: says Stassi. So that happened like six months prior to
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: filming and he still hasn't bothered to make it to
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: the tattoo shop and just put her name on it.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Because he's too busy, you know, playing with Barbies. I
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: don't know. Like, I get it. He's busy and maybe
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: he probably does resent her. It's like, fuck you. I'm
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: not going to put your name on me or whatever.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: So we see that. And then there's this other guy
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: that's Bo's best friend. And they got in a fight.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: And I believe Stassi told Bo, don't talk to him.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Don't talk to him because in about nine months, we'll
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: start filming and it'll be that much extra weird and
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: awkward that then when the two of you guys get together,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: we'll have some good moments. Because I haven't talked to
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Katie Maloney in three years, but I feel like now
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: she's ready to come back on TV since... It's been
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: a while and I don't think the sandwich shop turned
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: into Subway franchises. So I'm going to reach out to
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: her and see if she wants to come back on TV.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: But I'm not going to talk to her until the
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: cameras are up. So that's where it's like. she knows
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: what she's doing. And then there's a lot of, and
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: then I think they bring up fights at dinner that
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: they would, that they probably had over the years. And
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: she brings them up so that they have these big
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: drama moments. But what the show seems to be missing
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: is that this group isn't like funny. They're not like
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: making us laugh or anything. So I don't know, but it's,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: let me see if there's anything else I wanted to
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: say about it. I mean, it's, but it's, it's very compelling.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Like it is a unique show. It's shot, interestingly, because
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: we've been following her for so long, you're like, is
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: she and Bo going to make it? Again, if she's
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Kris Jenner, you don't think when Kris Jenner started the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Kardashians that maybe in the back of her head, she
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: was like, if this becomes a hit, I can get
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: out of this marriage. Because he, at the time, Bruce
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: was grumpy and really didn't love doing it after a while.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, became a woman, but like, we
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: don't know. So is Stassi a little bit like If
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: this doesn't work out, I'm giving all these people an opportunity,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: including my husband, Bo, to make more money, become an influencer,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: get deals. And it's all because of me. I put
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: you on this show. So, and Kate even says, I
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: feel like the only people in your life that matter
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: are people that you gave birth to, married to, or
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: are part of your staff. Oh, and that's another thing.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: the person who's the head of her staff, like her
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: main girl that like gives, says, Hey, we got this email.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: You got a deal. She looks just like the best
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: friend Taylor. So it's very, but anyway, so it's on Hulu.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I think it's interesting. I reached out to Stassi to
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: see if she'd come back on the show. I have
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: not heard from her. So I was like, I'm going
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: to get my raw, honest opinion as I always do.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: But I probably will keep watching it. I've seen some
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: clips of bow and a turtleneck and when she's like crying.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: So we'll see. But that is my advice. Tell him
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: to go find that job in casting that doesn't exist.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: And then you won't have a problem. He won't ask
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: to work again. That's what you need to do. Speaking
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: of the valley. I spoke about Jax and his girlfriend
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: who was the publicist that worked for both Jax and
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Brittany for 10 years. And when I was covering the
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Valley last week, I said, well, they're a couple now and,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe, uh, you know, maybe this woman's okay.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: And maybe they could, he could get back on the
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: show or get some opportunities so he could contribute and
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: pay child and spousal support to Brittany. Well, right around then,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what came first. I see that Jax
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: has a sponsored ad, Smartwater. He's sitting in a jacuzzi
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: and behind him is a big Smartwater bottle. And he wrote,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you know, it's hot out, stay hydrated, hashtag partnership with Smartwater.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: And I remember going, wow, this girl publicist is really good.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Like she is able to get him smart water. Like
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston is doing smart water. Jennifer Aniston, every time
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I open my feed is she's like, oh yeah. Oh,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I love that. I am thirsty. I would need to
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: drink something. I'm feeling smart. Thank you. What are you doing? Oh, okay.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: She's like out of gym and people are giving her
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: smart water. So I was kind of like, wow, that's
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: like a really big product. This isn't like some weird
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: smaller product that maybe would start just advertising on social
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: media or just put ads on a podcast. But I
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: didn't think anything, I did not think it was, I
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: just was like, oh. Well, then Brittany was recording her
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: podcast with Tom Schwartz, who used to be one of
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Jack's best friend, who is a cast member on The Valley.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: And she said, I just got a DM saying, from
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Smartwater because people were sending to me, a lot of
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: people were sending it to her and they didn't believe
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: that he, that Smartwater would pair up with somebody with
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Jack's reputation. And they assured her, he is not a
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: partner of ours. We did not pay him to, he
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: is not one of our influencers. Okay. So then that
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: got out because she shared it on her show. And
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: in this world, it went a little wild. They're like,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: oh my God. And then Jax responded with a post
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: on his page saying, you know, I was tricked. I
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: got an offer from Smartwater. It looked totally legit. And
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: he included it like this email and it was not,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: but I thought it was when I posted that. And,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: you know, this is my ex's attempt to keep me
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: from getting work. And she has talked to, um, networks
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and whatnot to try to keep me from work and everything.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: So it was pretty funny because then, then in shock,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Peterson made this post of Britney, AI generated of Britney
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: doing a similar post for Smart Water, which I thought
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: was funny. But, you know, now it makes me think,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: because remember when I said that I thought it was
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: kind of surprising that Lori, the publicist, and he, which
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: there was rumors that they had something going on a
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago in which Britney shut it down
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: and was like, no, that's not true. Well, now it
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: makes me think when I said, wow, I'm really surprised
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: that they would go to a resort in Mexico with
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: a pool that anybody in the resort could see you.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: And they would canoodle there in which a photo of
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: them being very close and romantic would get out if
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: they didn't want it to. Like, why wouldn't you go
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to just a private Airbnb or something with your friends?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Why go to this hotel? And then I thought, well,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: maybe they got the hotel for free because he's a publicist.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking this was sort of a strategic plan,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: in my opinion, a strategic plan that she as the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: publicist was doing, get the word out that they are
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a couple by, you know, being at this public place,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: probably having one of the friends take the photo and
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: submit it to some sources, maybe not like a TMZ,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: but I can't remember where it started, but maybe some
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: smaller like quote unquote bloggers or And to get people
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: talking like me and other people, like, could he come back?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: This is pretty juicy. You know, this is kind of
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: like a scandal ball. Like, you know, this is a
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: woman that's been in her life for 10 years. And,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: but the truth is no, you know, Brittany feels very deceived.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: This is a woman that she thought was a really
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: good friend of hers. So it is weird and strange,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: but now I don't know what, what is real. Maybe
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: they really are a couple. And as a couple, they
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: are trying to get more sponsorships for him, make it
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: look like he had ones. A lot of new influencers
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: will do that. I know a housewife out here, just
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: a regular real housewife, not a TV one that was
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: trying to be, um, an influencer. And she would just
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: do like LaCroix, like take a photo of like a
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: LaCroix display at like a Ralph's and then just like
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: hashtag partner. And I was like, I don't think you
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: have a LaCroix sponsorship when you have like, you know,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: a thousand followers, but whatever. It's a tactic people use.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: And it also lets people think that you are actually
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: not wasting your time posting all the time, that you're
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: actually making money. So anyway. it all got revealed. Now
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: someone could say, uh, how would he, we don't believe
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: that he was tricked. There are fake, there are fake
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: things that come in through email. I told you, I
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: have been asked so many times, saying, would you like
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: to be a guest on this podcast that's not similar
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: to mine, like a inspirational speaker type guy? And I'll
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: go look and he'll have a huge following. And they said,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: we would like you to be a guest on his show.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: It pays $ 3, 000 and it's a special Facebook live event.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: And I thought it was strange, but we followed up
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: and then we realized it was a total scam. And
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: in talking to the guy who was this like Texan, um,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: inspirational speaker guy. Meanwhile, his manager has a very strong
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Indian accent. I was like, I don't know. I just
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: don't think this would be a pairing. That's what I
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: lit up. Then they wanted me to get in my
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Facebook and give them access. I don't know what they
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: would get out of my Facebook, but I found out
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: from another comedian who fell for it that it just
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: really fucked up his whole Facebook. I don't know if
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: they stole followers. I don't know what. It didn't cost
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: him money, but So those things do happen where you
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: think you have a legit offer and you don't. It
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: could have also been a hater that falsified this email
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to make it look like it came from Smartwater. Or
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: it could have been they faked a sponsorship. They put
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: the hashtag Smartwater to make it look like he's legit
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: getting these big brand deals. And then when they were caught,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: they faked the email to make it look like a
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: legit one in which they were tricked by. I don't know,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: but that was pretty juicy. On the Valley, we finished
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: the season out. They had the Halloween party and Janet
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: threw a drink on Count Danny. They all were like
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: vampires because it was Halloween. And Danny was sitting on
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: one couch. He was pretty drunk. First, he came in
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: and he had to do like a Transylvanian accent the
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: whole time. And he get, you know, he was an actor,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: so he likes to do characters. Um... Nia's like, oh
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: my God, Danny, can you stop with the voices? I really, okay.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: And they walk in there and they know it's just bad,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: but they are obligated to be there. They're, you know,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: they have to film. And, um, oh, that was another
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: thing on a, on Stassi's show. Bo's like, I really
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: don't want to go to this party and talk to
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: my old friend that I haven't talked to in nine months.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go if I didn't have a call time.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: So when you're an actor and Everyone has a call time,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: meaning show up on set at this time. So he's
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: basically saying, I wouldn't even be talking to this ex-friend
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: had Stassi not put the show together, told me I
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: couldn't make up with him for another nine months so
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I could have a super awkward thing at this party,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: which I would not go to if I didn't have
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: a call time. Okay, getting back to the valley. So,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you know, Janet doesn't like Danny. She thinks he's a drunk.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: She thinks he's inappropriate. And she's there with her husband.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: They're the most normal couple on the show. They have
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: a nice marriage. She claims to be a part-time lesbian
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: or bisexual, and he doesn't seem to care. I don't
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: really think that's true. But I think they're a pretty
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: normal couple in Burbank, having fun at Dave & Buster's
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: and occasionally maybe get a little wild on a Saturday
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: night when the sitter is there. So I don't know. But... Anyway,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: so she goes to sit down and he starts pointing
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: his finger at Janet. And her husband goes, hey, don't
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: point your finger at her. And he goes, I'll do
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: whatever I like. What are you going to do with
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: your bum leg? Because Jason like broke his leg playing basketball.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And then she goes like, oh, shut up. And she
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: threw a drink at Danny. And now everybody's like, is
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: that assault? Is that assault? I'm like, we're talking about
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Bravo TV shows where people have thrown drinks at pushed
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: people in pools, slapped them, hit them, you know, women
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: hitting men, men hitting men, women hitting each other, like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: pulling weaves. We've seen it all. And Janet is completely unbothered.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, my only regret is that I wasn't
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: drinking red wine, except it might have hurt Brittany's beautiful
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: outdoor couch. So that's kind of where it ended. We
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: have the reunion this week. It will start. And there
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: you go. But it's kind of like, who's going to
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: stay now? Because can Janet and Jason stay with Danny
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: and Mia? Are we going to find new people? I
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: don't know. So, okay. Reality Blurb wrote an article and
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: they said, Real Housewives of OC Shannon Bedore slams Heather
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: McDonald as obsessed after Heather posts a video suggesting she's
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: acting clumsy for a storyline. Well, this has certainly got
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of play. I, a lot of people, not
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: a lot. I saw probably a couple other people, certainly
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: in my comments, say the clumsy schtick is getting old
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: and Vicky does it too. Okay. Okay. And it just
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: seems very put upon. So because there was some talk
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: of it, I decided to play along with that. And
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I was sitting there one day and I go, well,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do an impression of her. I
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: don't want to get out my blonde wig and put
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: on my platform, e-sailor on platform shoes, white jeans and
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: a blousey black top and go, top of the morning
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Shannon Bedore. I just was like, I just feel like
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: that's not really me. So that's where I go, oh,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'll just, this will even be easier. I don't have
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: to get in a wig. I don't have to get
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: an outfit. Brandy, Julie, and I had just finished recording
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: here at the house, an episode, and we were about
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: to go to lunch. And I'm like, before we go
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: to lunch, I have an idea that I want to
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: do for a TikTok and a reel. And I thought
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the title would be funny, POV, you know, you go,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you attend the, I don't even know what I wrote,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: but the Shannon door school of acting. Okay. And I
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: thought really quickly of the three or four scenes that
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: we would do. And we got through it, the whole
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: thing from beginning to end. I did each take once
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: and Drake edited it together and we put it out
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: that day and we went to lunch. What I find
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: interesting is that she said in an interview, um, that
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: she was on Jamie Kennedy's show and she's like, well,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: clearly she's obsessed with me. She's upset. She spent all
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: day filming and editing that. That must have taken all day. Well,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I just wanted you to know that it doesn't take
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: all day when you're funny like me and you know
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: how to execute good videos and social media and listen,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I am not obsessed with you. And I'm not obsessed
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: with Real Housewives. I've been a fan of them. I've
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: enjoyed it. I found them fascinating. I was the first
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: person to ever write a sketch for television in which
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: we were the Real Housewives of New Jersey at Chelsea Lately.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Nobody had done it. SNL had not done it. No
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: one had done it. I did it first. Okay? So,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I've always found it how talented... these production companies are
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: finding these women really, really funny. And in that, I
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: became friends with them. I had them on my show
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: and I can imitate a lot of them. So it
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: was very easy for me to do Shannon, just like
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: it is easy for me to do Ramona and other
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: people like that. Anyway, so she didn't like it. She
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: is like, you know, I don't, I don't own an
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: acting school. Oh, that's the joke. Okay. So if you,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of these housewives too always will say, we're
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: like Lucy and Ethel. We're like Lucy and Ethel. Like
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Lucille Ball. No, you're not. Okay. No two housewives. Nobody
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: thinks you're the next Lucy and Ethel. Okay. Who are
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the queens of comedy. The first sitcom ever. Are you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: funny together? Yes. Do you make entertaining television? Absolutely. Do
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I think that producers say that to you to get
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you going? Sure. They're there to coax you, be your psychiatrist,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: not psychiatrist, but your psychologist, your therapist, get you to
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: say things, stir things in your mind, stir the pot,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you know, make sure you say this at dinner, all
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: of that. So, I will say that. And then she
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: was like, well, maybe I shouldn't have... take her to
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: a USC game. Maybe I shouldn't have had a barbecue
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: at my house. We were friends. We were good friends
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: for a while. So yes, I went to a USC
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: game with her. Yes, I went to her house and
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: she is a great hostess and cook. But also I
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: headlined the Venetian doing standup And we got she and
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: David Bedore, the two of them, along with Jenny Poulos
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: and her husband, that, yes, that was the group that went.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: We all went. We got them rooms, which we set
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: up through My Connections and dinners and Rock of Ages.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: We also saw, they saw that play where I performed
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: the second night. We went on, met with Jill Zarin
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: and went on the big Ferris wheel. That was calm too. Like,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: are we really going to talk about everything that we
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: did over the years? It was all good until it wasn't, okay?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: And then we didn't talk because we were told that
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: we couldn't talk to each other. It wasn't that I
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: didn't empathize with the fact that something awful was happening legally.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: So with that, that is why we really didn't talk.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: But then we kind of got to be friendly again.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: And then I watched the show like everybody else. And this,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: and I... come up with funny ideas and I do
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: it and I'm a comedian and you should be able
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: to laugh at it. So there you go. Also, this
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: is coming up a lot because in the Real Housewives
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: of OC, Vicky says, I think this is an upcoming
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: episode because I don't think I saw it, but Vicky
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: says to Michael, her son, about it makes her sad
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: that Michael and her other daughter, um, she only has
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: two kids. Brianna don't really communicate. And he revealed somewhere
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: in a post that he has not physically seen Brianna
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: or the kids in eight years. Um, in which people
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: really wondered, it must be because of Brianna's husband. Brianna's
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: married to a Marine. I believe he's retired now. And
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: there was a very famous scene from Real House with O.C.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: where it was Lydia's mother, who I believe is no
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: longer with us. I think she passed. She's very pretty.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: And there was a party that they were filming at
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Vicky's house. And You know, they didn't have cameras on
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: the incident, but everybody was mic'd. And she went and
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: told Vicki, I just had a really disturbing thing happen
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: with your son. And she goes, what do you mean?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: And she's like, I was very tired and my feet
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: were hurting. So I had taken off my shoes and
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: put my feet up on the couch to relieve my feet.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah. She goes, and your son came
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: in and screamed at me and told me to get
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: my feet off the couch and get out. And she goes,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Vicki goes, what? My son, Michael? And she goes, well,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: maybe it's not your son. Maybe it's your son-in-law. And
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: then he comes around and he's like, yeah, you're disrespecting
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: my house. How dare you put your feet on the couch?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: And Vicki's like, whoa. I mean, like what's going on?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: And he goes, don't take her side, Vicki. Don't take
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: her side. That was a brand new couch and she
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: had her feet up on it. And she's like, I
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: was just, I just, I don't understand what's going on.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: It is one of the most uncomfortable, disturbing things that
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I think we've, like top five awful scenes from all
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: of The Real Housewives. Because you felt Vicky was walking
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: on eggshells with this guy. And then Brianna, this is
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: her husband. This is so uncomfortable. She's trying to defuse
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: the situation. And he's like, you would get mad if
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: we put our feet on the couch. So why are
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you defending her? And she's like, she's a 64 year
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: old woman. Like, why are you screaming in her face?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: And some people were like, well, you know, he did
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: just come back from like being a combat Marine. Is
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: this a PTSD thing? What is this? They moved to Oklahoma.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: They have four kids. She looks really good. Brianna suffered
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: from a lot of different illnesses and inflammation. And like,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know, she had like a lot of different
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: things or things that they couldn't figure out, which really
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: made her not look good and kind of have a
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: difficult life. Now she's like really fit, healthy. They love
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: their life in Oklahoma. They're still married. And of course,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: this is what sucks about reality TV is that this
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: is left there forever. We can bring it up. We
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: can watch it again. Hence why they probably don't want
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: to come to the OC ever be on camera again.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: You know, he's probably so pissed that this exists, even
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: though he behaved badly. And Michael said, according to, you know,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: somebody that he like was talking to, he said, I
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: was going to come out. There was a time I
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't too far and I wanted to meet the two
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: other kids that I've never met. He only met the
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: first two older ones. And she's like, now is not
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: a good time that you come. That's what Brianna said
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: to him, allegedly. You know, that can be the case
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: where you're with someone like that and you just think,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I just would rather not rock the boat because if
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: the boat gets rocked, that affects everything. It affects my
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: kids and everything. And this is not a good time
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: for my brother to come after all these years. I
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: hope that this makes her open her eyes and say,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: you know what? Like, why don't I come by myself,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: bring the kids, do a Disneyland trip. Now he does
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: live in Spain, so I don't know that you'll see him.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: And I know they do see Vicky, but he, you know,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: or she just reaches out and just starts talking to
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: him on the phone. Like maybe you don't physically need
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: to see each other.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: But it's, that was really interesting. The Shannon Bedore, Tamara,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: and Vicki, they all go whale watching in Newport. And
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: the most exciting part was seeing the whales and the dolphins.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if that was like all filmed
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: on the same day because they didn't even get a
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: private boat. They had to go with like a bunch
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: of other people. Like it was just very like, I
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: was like, why don't they have a private boat? And
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: in it, guess what they talked about? Our friendship. I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, Tamara. I don't know if
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to go back to how it is. I
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: can be nice. I can be cordial. But I've got
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: boundaries and I'm not just going to be like, oh,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: best friends again. I don't think you ever were best friends. Like,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: did we all watch the same show? I don't think
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: you ever were all best friends. I think you lived
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: through something, you worked together, you had a show together,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: but you don't like each other. You're backstabby, you talk shit,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: you know, like it's just boring. That part is boring.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: We don't want to talk anymore about your friendships. Like,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know anybody that age, my age or older,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: like that talk about their friendship and getting friendships. That's
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: not what housewives was about. It wasn't all about these
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  Speaker 1: stupid friendships. It's so boring to talk about your friendship.
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  Speaker 1: Like just go do something, have something else happen in
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  Speaker 1: your life that's fucking juicy that then the other people
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  Speaker 1: could talk about. I don't know. It is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember what happened else in the show. Oh,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: there's a new girl, Carmela, and she said she did
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: a real estate deal in which she redid a house
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: and made $ 1. 4 million on. And then Vicki's like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. That's true. Maybe she's, I think she's the
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  Speaker 1: receptionist at the real estate office. I don't know. How
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  Speaker 1: do I know if she's a flip-flopper or a developer
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: or whatever? Who knows? And she's like, so that's what's
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: going to be next week. Like what? And then the
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: other big story is that the rich girl, the new girl, Carmela,
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  Speaker 1: who can afford a $ 35, 000 a month rent because it's
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: worth it if she can get on this show, which
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: is what she's doing. So she has to live in
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Corona Del Mar OC area so that she can get
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: on the show. So- She gets Emily a Dior clutch
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  Speaker 1: with a dick in it, you know, like a vibrator
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  Speaker 1: as a funny joke. And now that we've got to
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: talk about that for the next three episodes. It was
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: a joke. And do I think it's a real Dior clutch? Sure.
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  Speaker 1: But could it be a fake one? Yeah, it could
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: have been a fake one for like 300 bucks. And then,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you know, whatever. But I think she probably bought a
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: real one just in case it would get discovered. And
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: they're like, what are you trying to buy a friendship? Like, anyway,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: there you go with that. Oh, so I'm getting a
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: lot of comments under my posts. And this happens when
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: this comes back in the news. So as you know,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Fauci is being interrogated. And no matter how you feel
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: about that, I just want you to know, I am
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: getting a lot of comments because it's up in the
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: news again. And for those of you that don't know,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I had a viral video happen when I was on
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: the Tempe improv stage and I came out and I
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: jokingly said, I listed all of my vaccinations and I said,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: just to make everyone feel safe, I've been, I've had
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: the double shot boosted, meaning the COVID, the flu shot,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm kind of also had my first shingle shot too.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: And I've never had COVID. So clearly Jesus loves me
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: the most. Joking. It's what I joke about. I'm a comedian.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on stage. And that's when I started seeing spots
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and I've never felt that before. And I stepped to
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: the side to just kind of get it going because
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I had two shows that night, two meet and greets.
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  Speaker 1: And next thing I knew, I woke up on the
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: ground with some hot paramedics around me.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Okay. That went viral and it keeps coming back around
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: whenever this gets in the news and people think that
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I were mocking people that got a lot of vaccinations.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: And that was not the case. I got those vaccinations
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: because in order to work at these comedy clubs, that
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: was required. You had to be vaccinated. You had to
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: be vaccinated. I had to bring my vaccination card in
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: order to work. I did that. I tried to make
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: light of it on stage because we were all living.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: COVID jokes killed. You know why COVID jokes killed? Why
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: it worked, why it was an easy, because low-hanging fruit,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: because everyone could relate. It was the one thing everyone
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: could relate to was COVID. Sometimes you do a parent
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: jokes and not everyone can relate because they're not a parent,
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: you know, or dating or marriage, whatever. COVID, everyone had
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: their COVID experience and it was very fun to make
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: fun of. So that's what I was doing.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: And that's what happened. And I just want to tell
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: people I was never mocking anybody. I was never on
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: either side of the thing. I got the shots because
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I had to in order to work and I wanted
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: to work. Okay. So there you go with that. Last
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: thing I want to say is Frank Cantina. Dolores Cantina's
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: son from Real Houses of New Jersey got married. They
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: featured in People Magazine. He's very good looking. His wife
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: is absolutely stunning. They did it in Portugal. And Dolores
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: was walked down the aisle by her fiance, Pauly, the Irishman.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: And then her ex-husband, Frank Sr., he also walked his
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: wife down the aisle. I don't know if Teresa went.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I looked on her page. If she went, she didn't
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: post photos. Maybe she didn't go because sadly they are
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: suffering a horrible tragedy. Melania's best friend died in a
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: freak accident with her friends. She fell on a trip.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: And passed. So that was, so maybe they were planning
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: on going and didn't go because of that. I don't know.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: But coincidentally over the weekend, I was at the opening
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: of Lucky's. There's, they have a new location in, um,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: the arts district of LA and Dina Manzo was there
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: with her husband. And if you guys remember, if you don't,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I had one of my best interviews of the past
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: 11 years were, was with Dina Manzo, the, one of
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: the original housewives of Real Housewives of New Jersey. And
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: she came up to me. She's so pretty. Her husband's
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: very attractive. They were so nice and fun. They love
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: going to the Luckys in Montecito. So they were friends
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: with the general manager. They came and hopefully we will,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: you know, see them again or get together or whatever.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: We did have some juicy conversation because they, she was
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: aware of my, uh, covering of Bethany and her daughter's
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: shoe fiasco, which I've talked about. So we will talk
• 1:01:31
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