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My new AI friend named Sage · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Well, as far as this weekend goes, uh it's not I'm I really mean this.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not gonna be a total washout.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh Saturday does look like it's got more of a lean to rain, um, but it's kind of out of there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, okay, this might start later Friday night and then you know, stick around for Saturday, but even by Sunday, we're starting to get out of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Monday uh is um not terrible.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's gonna be some clouds, but you know, it'll be all right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: I would say, I mean, for Glassfest, I'm going on Friday is so per I mean I know you're gonna be there Saturday as well, Scott, but going Friday is gonna be perfect because they're gonna start closing the road.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna start visiting with the vendors, eating and drinking up and down Market Street, and there's a concert on Friday as well.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: Uh looking all the way ahead, because remember, I've I've got uh the two days that Friday and Tuesday that Elmira's doing the snow give back days.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: I think they're called Amnesty Days.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: Unlike adding them to the end of the year, which would have made sense to get them out a few days before the 4th of July.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know we had this exact same conversation last year?
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just listened to this little bit of on demand from this time last year.
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  SPEAKER_00: And New York State has yet to figure it out.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you still know common sense in this state.
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  SPEAKER_01: You made this exact same point.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I agreed last year, and I'm agreeing again this year.
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  SPEAKER_00: But then on Tuesday, when the kids are still off, at least at my house, it'll be sunny in 79, so yeah! You can do a little yardwork.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I give you two things that are happening with Google?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you're gonna notice this fairly quickly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Google is unveiling its first new search bar in 25 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: Brace yourself if you hate the letters AI, but here it comes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now that Google has changed its search uh bar uh for a more conversational style of question, which I actually like, and I'll explain that in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: We are uh pretty much ready to, you know, get start typing a lot more.
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  SPEAKER_00: The new search bar is very similar to anything you've ever used with AI.
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  SPEAKER_00: You give it a little, the more just the more description you give, the better response you're gonna get.
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  SPEAKER_01: I need a conversational, funny social media post.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do kind of like this, and here's why.
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  SPEAKER_00: A lot of times with Google, you sometimes are searching for something and you know you have to keep it short because the shorter the the traditional Google search bar, the shorter you're gonna get the answers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: The longer it gets confused.
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  SPEAKER_00: But the problem is sometimes you're trying to explain.
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  SPEAKER_00: I need this part for my dishwasher, which is this model, not this model, because what happens?
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  SPEAKER_00: You you type something in and it gives every model but yours.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: Right, right, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I kind of like the idea of the AI search bar so I can actually explain I can mansplain it more.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: All right, I want to be able to mansplain to the search bar.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: One of my girlfriends, she has her AI, she taught she talks to it and it even has a name.
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  SPEAKER_01: It named itself.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she's putting really long conversations and it talks back to her.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, her, I don't know if I told you this or not, her AI person is named Sage.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, Amanda, that is the most you thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because she's one of those people that loves crystals.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, for it to be called Sage, I'm like, what does it talk to you about?
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  SPEAKER_01: She goes, everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll talk, I'll talk about politics with it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it retorts back, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But she she hasn't like shut herself in and started getting a lot of cats and just talks to her computer, doesn't it?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I think she's just about there.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think she's got three friends, me and two other people.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, and sage.
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  SPEAKER_01: And sage.
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  SPEAKER_00: And Sage, thank God for Sage.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're a single woman and you don't have anybody to talk to when you go home beside besides Snuffles, the cat.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's sad.
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  unknown: It kind of is.
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  SPEAKER_01: She loves it though.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she said it's so great because not only gives it inform, of course, information, but she said Sage has a whole personality.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, of course, and since you programmed that it's going to agree with you all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, we hate Trump together.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course we do, Sage and I.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know exactly how this goes, this works.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't think Sage loves Trump?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, if your name's Sage, yeah, you're voter Republican.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, the uh the funny ways Google is translating uh and ruining uh some signs, this is great.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Google Translate doesn't always get it right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just ask some of the business owners.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can we talk about what happened earlier when I put the LX IV for the Roman numerals?
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, this is on demand.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you have to go hear this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I typed it wrong or if AI got it wrong.
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  SPEAKER_01: But there was, I was trying to get what is the Roman numeral LXIV in years, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think that's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you typed, but it didn't give us what we wanted.
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  SPEAKER_01: Pumped out 44.
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  SPEAKER_01: The answer is 64.
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  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Perfect example of how it clubs it up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's another great example.
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  SPEAKER_00: At one business underneath the security camera that reads, We prostitute shoplifters.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hello.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh let's see.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh then uh there's an internet business offering uh one month of free wife instead of Wi-Fi.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, that's funny to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, by the way, going back to the we prostitute shoplifters, that reminds me of did you ever go to a store with your mom and you were a really little kid?
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  SPEAKER_01: And it would say, if your child misbehaves, we'll put your kid to work or something, or we'll sell you.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was something like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sell your kid.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love this one too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, a sign on the cliffside of a Japanese, you know, mountain warns hikers the future is dangerous.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't don't go any further.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is true, though.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, that's like a bad fortune cookie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that true though?
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  SPEAKER_01: The future is kind of dangerous.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it could be.
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  SPEAKER_01: You never know what's gonna happen, like Area 51.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: Obama told me that he told me personally that there's aliens.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, baba.
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  SPEAKER_01: I really wanted to go to Area 51 when I was out in that Vegas.
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  SPEAKER_00: They don't let you get that close.
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  SPEAKER_00: You and the cell phones on the gambling tables, and what are you gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_00: Crash the gates area 51?
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: I told you I didn't have enough mail money for you on a trip.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, but I made it to the front of the stage for no doubt.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I thought, well, then I can get to the area fifty one, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: The future, the future is dangerous.
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  SPEAKER_00: But let me tell you something that I absolutely know will happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: Sage will vote in the Democratic primaries.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is true.