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I Bought 100 MISSING AMAZON PACKAGES · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: In front of me, you will see over 100 unclaimed
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  Speaker 1: and missing Amazon packages. Cost me $ 2, 531. Yep, guys, I
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  Speaker 1: did it again. I went to a sketchy auction and
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  Speaker 1: I have purchased 110 lost and missing Amazon packages. In
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  Speaker 1: North America, Amazon delivers over 3.5 million packages every day.
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  Speaker 1: And I know I've lost a package and you probably
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  Speaker 1: have too. Where do these packages end up? I thought
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  Speaker 1: they went into the hemisphere.
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  Speaker 2: I thought they went into the stratosphere.
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  Speaker 3: I thought they went into the stratosphere.
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  Speaker 1: These, I can feel where they peeled off the little
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  Speaker 1: shipping labels, but I'm just curious if we're gonna get anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I did open a couple packages just to kind of
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  Speaker 1: tease what was going on. The first we got were
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  Speaker 1: these syrups, which was $ 26 for the pair. We found
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  Speaker 1: these headphones, they're by Monster, and they were $ 149. And
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  Speaker 1: on Snapchat, I opened up a package, so make sure
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  Speaker 1: that you follow my snap right here, because I post
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  Speaker 1: all day, every single day, things that you don't get
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  Speaker 1: to see anywhere else. I apologize in advance. Inside this
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  Speaker 1: box we found a Dremel kit and then we found
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  Speaker 1: a 128 gigabyte SanDisk memory card. Okay, my favorite thing
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  Speaker 1: to do during these packages is we're gonna blast through them.
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  Speaker 1: This video is gonna be part one and part two
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  Speaker 1: because I can't do 110 packages for you today.
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  Speaker 3: We are gonna blast through about 60 of them today
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  Speaker 3: because that's exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's pretend that this package was ordered by Shawn Mendes.
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  Speaker 3: He ordered... Hair gel.
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  Speaker 1: Hair gel?
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  Speaker 3: Baking soda, nothing else.
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  Speaker 2: $ 34 for that.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: You can get Arm & Hammer for two.
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  Speaker 1: Shawn Mendes.
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  Speaker 4: Gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Now we have a box. There are so many of
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  Speaker 1: these boxes. They're all this size, but they all weigh different,
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  Speaker 1: so they're not the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 1: Hard. It was hard. Don't hand me a knife.
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  Speaker 3: I want to struggle.
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  Speaker 1: I work for my toys. I work for my things.
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  Speaker 1: One hour later.
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  Speaker 3: In this package, we have... Get out!
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  Speaker 1: Calf Live, the un-coffee, green beverage with chicory. This sounds
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  Speaker 1: absolutely disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you can have that disgusting whatever it is for $ 8.
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  Speaker 4: 99.
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  Speaker 2: $ 8. 99.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to pretend that Christina sent me this.
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  Speaker 3: Call me Chris, my best friend. She said, you deserve
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  Speaker 3: a little something. And this is the something that she
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  Speaker 3: sent me.
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  Speaker 2: Russian tracksuits.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Those would fit me. They're Adidas shorts.
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  Speaker 1: We got two larges.
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  Speaker 3: We got identical Adidas shorts.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to put.
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  Speaker 1: These on over my pants. Please fit.
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  Speaker 3: Don't embarrass me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, those ones are $ 26. 99 with the undies. The struggle
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  Speaker 2: is real.
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  Speaker 1: None of this is flattering, okay? Thanks, Chris. Ordering me
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  Speaker 1: a large. She thinks I'm skinny. I lied.
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  Speaker 3: They're swimming trunks.
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  Speaker 2: That adds $ 10.
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  Speaker 4: That pink box there is for me.
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  Speaker 1: You gave me this gift? Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I knew you needed one.
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  Speaker 1: You knew I needed one?
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  Speaker 2: It was an emergency.
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  Speaker 1: It was an emergency. I needed another pair of Monster headphones.
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  Speaker 4: You had a musicmergency.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we have a white pair and now we
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  Speaker 1: have a black pair too. They're $ 149.
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this was supposed to go to Chris Olsen. It
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  Speaker 1: got derailed and it ended up here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: We have some travel size shampoo bottles, because as we know,
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  Speaker 1: he is always on the run. Okay, I know you
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  Speaker 1: guys love Sam and Colby, so we're gonna say Sam.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was sad and you sent me this. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got a couple things. Oh, first we have the
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  Speaker 1: cat who saved books, and oh, he knows I'm crusty.
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  Speaker 1: I know these are $ 20 each, so we got two
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  Speaker 1: CeraVe moisturizing lotions, so that's $ 40. Thanks, Sam.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this was sent to me by Becca. Becca sent
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  Speaker 3: me this. Becca's my editor right here.
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  Speaker 1: Bing! We love her. Alright, Becca, what'd you send me?
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  Speaker 3: G305 Play Advanced Mouse.
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  Speaker 1: In blue and green.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how to make these work.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: $ 69. Yeah, that's up to 250 hours of gaming time. Bam!
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  Speaker 3: This is from my dad. He said, I know you
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  Speaker 3: need this. This is for you. My dad sent me
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  Speaker 3: a bikini.
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  Speaker 1: Dad, this is weird. I want to see, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've never worn a bikini, but let's just see. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: The support that this has, phenomenal.
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  Speaker 4: The big reveal.
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  Speaker 1: She's been flossed.
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  Speaker 3: Summer is coming and I am ready. This has full
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  Speaker 3: bum coverage.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: It's getting stuck in my Crocs. This is how you
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  Speaker 3: know I'm just not a bikini girl. What is happening?
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  Speaker 1: Get off.
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  Speaker 4: It's stuck in your giblet.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thanks, Dad.
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  Speaker 1: Awkward.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's coming through. All right, we have.
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  Speaker 1: Some Hello Velo Premium Baby Lotion.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, Adam, it was a gift.
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  Speaker 1: Look. Oh, no. A gift?
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  Speaker 4: I was wondering how many gifts we were going to get.
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  Speaker 1: It said a gift from Michelle Wolfe in lavender. Sorry, Michelle.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we're going to pretend that this was
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  Speaker 1: a gift that was supposed to go to a friend
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  Speaker 1: as an apology, but then that friend never apologized and
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  Speaker 1: they never got the gift, so they don't know. So
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  Speaker 1: they're just walking through worlds, pretending that they like each other,
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  Speaker 1: but they hate each other, but one person reached out,
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  Speaker 1: but the other one didn't.
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  Speaker 3: What was supposed to save the friendship?
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  Speaker 4: Those are friendship savers.
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  Speaker 1: They are.
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  Speaker 3: Stop being a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, we have Duracell batteries, we.
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  Speaker 4: Have- 20 bucks a pop for those pads.
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  Speaker 3: 20 bucks a pop!
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  Speaker 1: 40 bucks in batteries! These are fun and I like
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  Speaker 1: to dance. Who's this from?
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  Speaker 4: A T-Rex.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, they're sneak bro. Alright, a T-Rex sent me.
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  Speaker 4: Looks like a yoke from something.
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  Speaker 3: Says stubby base holder. Whose horse is that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, there's a tag.
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  Speaker 2: Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Nope. It's not right.
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  Speaker 3: This is from a RAM mount.
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  Speaker 4: It's a mount.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, RAM mounts.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: What's it for?
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  Speaker 2: The other piece goes inside of some sort of pipe,
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  Speaker 2: and the other end's like a yoke. You can, like,
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  Speaker 2: mount that into the other accessory-type mounts from RAM mounts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so hungry. Okay, we're gonna pretend that Adam got
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  Speaker 1: this for me as an apology gift.
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  Speaker 4: I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: And what did you get me? What is this? It's
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  Speaker 1: label tape?
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  Speaker 4: For a label maker.
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  Speaker 1: And then you got me a tempered... It's so you.
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  Speaker 2: Can label things like onions so I don't put them
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  Speaker 2: in the closet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about that. And then you
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  Speaker 1: got me a tempered glass for an iPhone 15. Two
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  Speaker 1: things I don't have. Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: So considerate, Adam. Okay, this is a gift that I
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  Speaker 3: got for Adam.
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  Speaker 1: Saying sorry. You ready to see your present, Adam?
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  Speaker 4: Always. I'm excited. What did you get me?
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  Speaker 3: I got you.
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  Speaker 4: Do I forgive you?
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  Speaker 1: Some vitamin C serum for your face. Okay. To brighten
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  Speaker 1: it up.
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  Speaker 4: What are you trying to say to me?
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  Speaker 1: And some La Roche-Posay clarifying solution.
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  Speaker 2: So apparently I don't look too great.
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  Speaker 3: You need some skin.
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  Speaker 4: You need some work.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you need help with. This box is heavy.
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  Speaker 3: What is inside here?
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  Speaker 1: We have two bottles of Da Apple Baby stain remover
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  Speaker 1: spray for onesies. It's like Christmas ever.
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  Speaker 4: That box looks flattened.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God. We got a whole bunch of the same book.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Probably the author. Signed by the author? A book signed
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  Speaker 3: by the author.
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  Speaker 1: How many copies of Burn Man do we have? Six.
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  Speaker 1: And one is signed by the author.
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  Speaker 4: $ 26 a book and it's signed by the author.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. I'm going to start a book club. We're all
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  Speaker 1: going to read this. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I was supposed to send this to Chris.
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  Speaker 1: This is from me to Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Acne wash.
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  Speaker 1: We all need it sometimes. It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: $ 14. 99.
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  Speaker 4: $ 14.
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  Speaker 3: 99.
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  Speaker 1: It's good stuff. I've never even seen this bag before. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: those are big slippers, dude.
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  Speaker 4: $ 81.
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  Speaker 1: You better keep these.
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  Speaker 4: Remember some high-priced slippers.
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  Speaker 1: You better, you better. Do you want to try it on?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. It's just like Christmas, and I just love it,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll never get sick of it. These videos do well.
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  Speaker 1: You guys enjoy them. Keep watching. I'll keep doing them.
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  Speaker 1: I hate tape. Designed with love in California. Well, find
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  Speaker 1: out what you are. Oh, they're ballerina dance tights for
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  Speaker 1: age 9 to 14. Adam!
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  Speaker 3: Super Mario RPG!
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  Speaker 2: That is a great game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's for Nintendo Switch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep this. Super Mario, bro. Super Mario. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: we're coming out of this smelling like roses. Roses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the only problem is we don't sell it.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna donate a lot of We are. This feels like, literally,
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  Speaker 1: it is a 12-pack of Coke. And I feel like
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  Speaker 1: it's a 12-pack of something. Oh, we don't know yet.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know yet what it is. We don't know. Method?
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  Speaker 3: That's cleaner stuff, right?
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  Speaker 4: A four-pack is $ 21.
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  Speaker 2: 96. Of what, though?
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  Speaker 4: Method Cleaner.
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  Speaker 1: Method Daily Wood Cleaner! This is very light. Oof, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Pit Vipers!
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  Speaker 3: Double-pack Pit Vipers.
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  Speaker 1: Extra small. These are for children. These are children.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 2: You know I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 4: $ 22.
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready to work. It almost fit you.
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  Speaker 1: Vite my pit. Pit my vite. They're heckin' sweet. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I just love this box because there's a pug on
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  Speaker 1: it that has giant eyelashes. I'm alright with that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, since there's a dog on it, this is a
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  Speaker 3: gift from Molly to me.
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  Speaker 1: My dog. Molly has gotten me a Snowtoon wireless Bluetooth earpiece. What? Thanks, Molly.
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  Speaker 2: Can't find it, but it looks like there's other things
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  Speaker 2: like it. It's like ski speakers. Yeah. For helmets?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: $ 100?
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  Speaker 2: Damn!
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  Speaker 1: This feels like there's, like, a few things in here.
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  Speaker 1: This was supposed to go to John Wayne Gacy. This
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to go to the murderer John Wayne Gacy.
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  Speaker 1: And he was supposed to get kids' wireless headphones.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of dark. And not good to laugh at.
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  Speaker 1: Cut that. No, no, that's hilarious. This was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: go to Colby. It's supposed to go to Colby, but
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  Speaker 1: it ended up here. Adam, you have one of these.
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  Speaker 1: It's an infrared plant heater. It's a seedless heat mat.
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  Speaker 4: It's a mat for starting seeds.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably going to keep this, aren't you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the same brand I have too.
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  Speaker 1: I think. There you go. Ooh, this just feels like
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited to know what's in it. Let's say this
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  Speaker 1: is something my mom sent me. Oh yeah. It always
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  Speaker 1: starts with something cheetah print. 2XL pajama set. Mom sent
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  Speaker 1: me some cheetah, some cheetah pajamas because she knows when
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  Speaker 1: I sleep, I sleep fast, I sleep hard, no one
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  Speaker 1: can see me. And then she also sent me this.
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  Speaker 1: Thick socks for women. This is a gift. And mama,
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  Speaker 1: I thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I want to see these thick socks. Let me inside
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  Speaker 3: of you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to buy you dinner. Let me in.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Look. There's the goddamn poltergeist up in this shit. Look
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  Speaker 1: at these.
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  Speaker 3: Look at, stop sticking to me. I took my croc
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  Speaker 3: right off.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this was stuck to my croc. We have.
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  Speaker 4: That's a croc.
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  Speaker 1: A nylon sport band for the Apple Watch. I have
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  Speaker 1: an Apple Watch. Let's see what this looks like. Stylish
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  Speaker 1: and ugly. Ugly. This is what we opened in the
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  Speaker 1: car before. It was a luggage scale. There's nothing in
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  Speaker 1: this box. Okay, there's literally nothing inside of this box.
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  Speaker 1: It just, it's an empty box. Adam, you think there's
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  Speaker 1: something in there?
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  Speaker 4: Probably, you probably bought air.
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  Speaker 1: What's the bet? If there's nothing, what do I get?
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  Speaker 1: If there's something, what do you get?
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  Speaker 4: I get a kiss on the cheek.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I get ice cream. No.
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  Speaker 2: You already have ice cream inside in the fridge. That's
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  Speaker 2: not fine.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you get a kiss. I get a back rub later.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if there's nothing, I get a back rub. Damn it!
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  Speaker 3: A gun damn marker. A gun damn marker!
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  Speaker 1: Alright, I'm gonna pay up right now and give you
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  Speaker 1: that smooch.
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  Speaker 4: That was five.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you do.
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  Speaker 4: Those don't count for future bets.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody was not feeling well and they didn't get their package.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, they didn't get the drugs.
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  Speaker 1: We got Align Digestive Support. We had some saffron for
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  Speaker 1: their bum. We had some Tylenol Sinus and some Nivea
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  Speaker 1: Q10 Lotion. Somebody was very sick.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Making every day a good dog day dog shock collar.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that. Making every day a good dog day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like your dog.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like this.
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  Speaker 4: Good for the human, not for the dog.
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  Speaker 1: Should I put it on?
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  Speaker 2: A few moments later.
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  Speaker 4: Did it shock you or did you just get spooked?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm scared. Okay, ready?
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  Speaker 4: Did it get you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it vibrates.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it just buzzes. You can turn it up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 3: Does it shock you? I don't want to talk about
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  Speaker 3: it anymore. Don't put these on your dogs.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. Some people parent their dogs differently. Maybe people
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  Speaker 1: understand it more than I do. I don't understand it
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  Speaker 1: and I won't do it to my own dog. And
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  Speaker 1: that's just the truth. I put it on a kid before.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean, though?
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  Speaker 4: We don't have kids, people, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have kids to shock.
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  Speaker 2: There's no abuse happening in this household.
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  Speaker 4: But if we did, no.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so there's a lot of these. We have three
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  Speaker 3: of these boxes.
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  Speaker 1: They, oh my gosh, four. And they're all the same size.
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  Speaker 1: But they all weigh different, obviously. I find with Amazon,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes they send the biggest box in the universe for
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  Speaker 1: the smallest things. All right, in here we have, ooh,
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  Speaker 1: Moroccan oil leave-in conditioner. I love this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That'll go in the Tupperware of a thousand other hair
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  Speaker 2: products and skin products you don't use, pile.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this package was supposed to go to Tana Mongeau.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Tana Mongeau, what'd you need? She needed ginger
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  Speaker 1: for her upset tummy after she is partying on tour.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, was there something else in there?
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Tana needed ginger and artichoke. That's a weird digestive thing.
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  Speaker 1: We sometimes grow artichokes. We call them fartichokes because they
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  Speaker 1: make us fart. Okay, this package was supposed to go
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  Speaker 1: to Diddy. He's going through some things. P.
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  Speaker 4: Diddler.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, this was supposed to go to Diddy.
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  Speaker 3: He got his house raided and he.
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  Speaker 1: He ordered himself a Hello World baby announcement wood plaque.
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  Speaker 4: He won't be needing that.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this package is going to Eminem. Eminem is ordering
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  Speaker 1: permanent marker in an assorted package of 24.
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  Speaker 4: Smart buy. Amazon brand. Usually a good deal. Eminem's smart
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: with his money.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: These are the best ones.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: We got batteries.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: The ones with the battery on the side.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: That is always the most exciting.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: That is coming to us. Got lost in the mail.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: It's coming from my parents.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Your parents?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Fred and Audrey, what'd you get us? Wow, we're really
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: just into the headphones lately. These are X08' s True Wireless Earbuds.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: All right. This is a gift that I got for
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Adam after I gave him pink eye because I was
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: being funny and I farted on his pillow. Hey. And
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I got for you, oh, I thought it was a
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: real one, but it's not, but that's still cool. We
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: have a, it's like the Apple Pencil, but a knockoff. Okay,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: into the bag, which is sometimes just the most exciting.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: This is something that I bought for myself and then forgot.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Skin softening serum.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Soften that skin.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Just looking at you be like, soften that skin.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I should look this up. That's the funniest thing.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: From Santa.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, from Santa. Santa sent me this.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: That means it's something you really wanted because he got
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: the list.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. It's a grill thing that goes from the
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: propane tank to the grill.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Because I'm on fire!
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Those are $ 25.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Wait, there was something else in there. Sid didn't forget.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: He had something else, Adam. He's coming through. That was
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, I did need one of those. I do have
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: a Napoleon, bro.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: And then he sent me... What do.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: You got?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: A men's Italian genuine cowhide Pacificity billfold wallet and coffee.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: It's a leather wallet. A brown one.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to smell it. Oh wow, that really
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: smells like cow pedosy. Okay, my dog ordered this without
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: asking me. It's an elbow brace. Someone's coming out!
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: That's a joke.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I make abuse jokes. It's not very right. I would
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: never hurt a dog. I love dogs more than anything.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Don't judge me. Hammer is the place that I go.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Never take us too seriously.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Who's this from?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Willy Wonka.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Willy Wonka, better be some chocolate.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Willy Wonka sent me Diva Curl One Condition Original Rich
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Cream Conditioner. Thank you, Willy. You're really weird. This package
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: was supposed to go to Julia Child. That's not right,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Julia Fox.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Julia Child, no, it's the Julia Child.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, Julia Child, Julia Child, the baker. And she ordered
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Elf Holy Hydration Makeup Melting Cleansing Balm.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: I was hoping it would be a spatula.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: You're a spatula. Always flipping things on my nerves.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: That one's Julia Fox.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: This is Julia Fox. We all love her.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Julia Fox ordered Aquaphor Immediate Relief for chapped and chafed skin.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: $ 12.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I really want to open this big one back here,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: but I want to save some for the other video,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: so I'm going to trade a bunch of these for
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: the next video so I can do that big box
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: up there. Is it a deal?
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: It's a deal.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: What do you think it is?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, I have no idea.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: I think it's a whiteboard.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I was going to say that.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Great minds think alike, buddy.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: It's like, it feels like that. It feels like a
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: whiteboard or a chalkboard.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Anybody that would buy a chalkboard?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Wait, if a whiteboard's a whiteboard, is a chalkboard a blackboard?
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a blackboard. That's what our teachers call it. Blackboard?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, mine too. That sounded real new to me for
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: a minute. This is from Kristen Stewart. Bella from Twilight.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Vampire strength, really.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: You finally want a knife?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: No!
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Whoa!
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: What is.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Whose horse is that?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: It's from Pizza Oven!
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: It's a pizza!
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: There's a name for them. It's Pizza Flipper.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Flipper. You don't flip your pizza. Don't do that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Don't flip the.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Pizza.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Look!
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: We have two.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: We will probably use these.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Get over here. I'm going to spike you.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Alright.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to give a little tiny.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, later. Bring those inside.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, these are some shitty shovels.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Pizza peel with a long arm on it like that.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: You're looking at $ 25.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: 50 bucks in pizza peels, bro. Why do you need
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: two of these?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Could have been a restaurant.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: How many pizzas are you putting in at once, though, man? Right?
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: How many pizza ovens do they have?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: That's the question. This is empty.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's one of those non-existents.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: We've gotten those.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Was it a gift? Those are the worst.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: The ones that don't make it that were gifts.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: LED stripped BFT lighting connector kit.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I won this in a sweepstakes.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I was so excited to receive it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: It was the grand prize.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: They are hockey birthday invite cards.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It's very specific for a grand prize.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what? I wanted them.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Are you coming to my party?
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you paid so much money to get multiple tickets.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to use my slapstick. What are those things called?
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Your hockey stick?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: They hit the balls with the hockey. Oh, wow.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: You're Canadian and you didn't know what a hockey stick
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: was called?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Hockey stick. Oh, it's that simple, isn't it?
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: It's very simple, just like blackboard.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Meet me on the ice field. Say this is my birthday.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Someone comes, I hate them. This is the gift they
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: bought me. It's a toothpick. Like a dental toothpick.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Alright, it's my birthday. This is what Adam has bought me.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: He put so much thought into it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: To you. Metal heart stencils.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, that's because I want you to make your own
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: birthday card.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Because you didn't like the hockey ones, eh? They weren't
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: really on theme.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: No, it's your birthday card.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I'm making you make your birthday card.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: From me.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: You have to make it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: How much is that worth?
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: It's worth a lot.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: The stencils!
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: The stencils.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: You big-headed bitch!
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Heart stencils are worth $ 10. $ 10.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Alright, this is... Adam got me that gift, and I
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: decided he just needs a little something for him. So
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: this is the gift.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: You were upset when you ordered this for me.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: You were like, I'll show him.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is it. I was like, I'll show him.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: And I got you a phone case for literally your phone.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: No, I got a $ 13.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: No, you have a 14, no?
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: No, 13.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's what I did.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: So you bought me the wrong phone case on purpose
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: to piss me off.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: That was a smooth move.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty upset.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: And I know how much this is. It's $ 11. 99 because
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I have it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: It'll be a while getting over that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Carry on.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: April Fools. This has been re-taped up. Weird. This is
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: a gift from my brother to me.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe they opened it and then reclosed it so it
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: wasn't theirs.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, Joel got me a... phone case for a Samsung phone.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: But look at this one. It is very early 2000s.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: It's got a change packet on it. Oh, how do
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I ever hate that? Oh, and you can wear it
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: real fancy.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Ew!
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: What the frig?
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Don't touch that.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I almost got you. That's gross.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: That was taped back up.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: That's gross. I feel like that was COVID inside there.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: And on that note.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: We have a couple more.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: We have a couple more.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to choose three more. One, two, three. Ooh.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I feel like those are good choices.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Might as well just finish them.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: I can see with my x-ray vision.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Okay. We want something big, something good, something fresh. All right,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: we got, you might use this. This is Flourish Advanced
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Natural Pythoramone Supplement Supplement Supplement Supplement Supplement Supplement Supplement For
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the planted aquarium. That's $ 4. 99.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: $ 4.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: 99. This is a gift I got for myself. Just
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: because I just... It was a little treat. A treat
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Treat yourself.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: This is exciting. Is it a Polly Pocket? I don't know.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: It's a bracelet making kit. But it's like Pandora stuff.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: This is cute. We got a few more. We got...
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Plush true edge controller extreme hold in grape. I want
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: to open this so bad, but it's got a sticker.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: This is heavy. The book. You're right. We have ourselves
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the National Auburn Society Field Guide to North American Fossils. What? Whoa.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: There's some sick fossils up in this.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Fossil field guides will run you about $ 30, $ 20.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: We're set if we ever get that board.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: We have two left for this video. These need to
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: mean something big, Adam. This was sent to me by
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: YouTube because I hit so many subscribers. And they're like,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: we'll honor you with this present.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Batteries for your flashlight so you can find all your
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: subscribers in the dark.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: So when I'm crying in the dark in the closet
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: with my maglite flashlight, I can shine it into the
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: corners with my spider friend lips. And this one right here,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: this was sent to me by TikTok because apparently it's
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: shutting down. Like, we appreciate all your years of service, Selena. This,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: this is what we gift to you to show you
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: our love. Boric acid. So guys, I've opened up half
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: of the packages that I got from Amazon. It's, it
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: added up to this right here. Are we close to
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: our total? I don't know, man. I don't know. So
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: let's see next week if we're gonna find something because
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I did not open all the boxes with the battery
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: things on the side. I'm so freaking curious of what
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be. So make sure to subscribe because 90%
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: of my people don't subscribe and find me on Snapchat
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: because I am posting all day every day. So until
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: next time, see you later, boot crew.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna open something.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Can I take some of this out?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: I am so excited!
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It's like Christmas every day! I got packages all up
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: here and they all in my way. That was a lot, Adam.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: That was a lot.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: That was quite a bit.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it enough?
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Just enough. Just enough.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: You don't open your Amazon boxes like that. I don't
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: really know if I want to be your friend.