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S4: Ep. 7 Bish I’m Him Quit Playin · Mind Triggers Podcast

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You're listening to the Mind Triggers podcast with 9 Nils,
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Juicy, Henny, Luke and Jay always in the background.
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And remember, the whole team gotta win.
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What up? I'm juicy.
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What up? What up?
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Is your girl 9? There's Jay.
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What was in the background? Landy, Luke.
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Today we have a super special guest to me.
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We have my nephew, Mr. Chocolate.
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Drop Mr. Leave him alone because he working.
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Of course. RA RA.
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You ever? Give me a fellow hard son.
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That's what I just saved you on my phone as today.
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That's why. Today, I've been your nephew for
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21 years though we. Started the episode.
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That will normally we won't got the won't got the title but
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today we got a a working title we're going to call this episode
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new uniform same horse. Oh, I thought he told you.
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Wow, crazy for that one. He put a W there horse.
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Stewie Cookwill. So, right, tell him where you
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grew up. You know, from the South or from
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North, But not Newark. Not new Art.
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I'm from North New. Jersey now you guys explain that
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correct? I'm from North New Jersey.
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I'm from the South. The number blocks.
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Madison, 16th, 15th and Madison all out.
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Yeah, all the number blocks. Two number blocks, you gotta be
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Pacific. You do because you got the
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north. You got the West with the
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numbers. You got the century with the
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numbers. You do South, boy.
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But that's where it really Where is that where it started at?
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You know that's right, right or wrong.
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Definitely shit so. You have a little bit of
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background about yourself. I mean you know 21 years of life
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going on 22 real deal stepper that's all that matters like
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just grew up in Newark raised in Newark play sports you know so I
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we're taking it back but we're going to talk about just you
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know I went from Lincoln to Greater Newark charter school
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downtown should closed down should was that.
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Hold up, Richie Lou. Yeah, 87.
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That's the last school I tore that.
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Oh, my fucking teacher, he told me.
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You know, no, but yeah, I went from Lincoln.
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I went to Greater Newark to charter school downtown.
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Look at you now on the podcast. Talk about sexier teacher,
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right? Oh.
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Wow. Yeah, there's Trinidad.
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There's Trinidad. But not so from Lincoln with the
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Greater Newark Charter School and then from from Greater N
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went to Hawthorne. For my 8th grade year, shit was
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critical. And from there I went to West
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Side and after that it was it was quiet.
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Oh, OK, got it. Sidebar mostly all my nieces and
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nephews went to West side while. Crazy.
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Yeah. You know, I was like a 9th
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generation. No but that.
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But that's that's thoroughbred. All of them.
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Real, right? That's thoroughbred.
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Real Dil stepper, hey? Hey, calm down, brother.
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Wow. Calm down brother.
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That's rude. It is.
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He's wow. So you recently joined the
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military, right? I mean, I would say recently
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because, you know, COVID pushed back and on, but, oh, got it.
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Yeah, I joined them. Them like, I think that was
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2019, fresh out of high school. How was it?
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I ain't going last. It was raw.
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I went there, I went through the mentality like, man, I'm not
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talking to nobody. I just want to get in and get
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out. Oh, you wasn't playing on
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making, No. Friends so hard in a bed.
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Like just thinking like damn, I choose this.
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Where did you go? How far you?
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I went to Fort Bend in Georgia. That's raw there.
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What you went to the? South, yeah, that's raw.
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Like it's it's cold in the in the morning, hot as hell in the
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afternoon, and it's chill at night like.
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So all seasons. I'm telling you, all seasons did
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I get sick. Now they they pump you military
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drugs right off. RIP.
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You walk in, they hit you like hell of shots, like it's a line.
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So you got the COVID shot too? I don't even know before I got
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that COVID shot. Before COVID came out.
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No cat. Never got it.
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God, like you know, never got it.
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I don't even know. That's.
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Wow. Hit us like a pill in my hand.
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Like repeat that to me. This is a live virus.
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Virus Are you in the? Matrix now, yeah.
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No cat. Perk 30.
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I got that perk 30. Yeah, I said.
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Me like no cat had walking around like a zombie odds
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weekend. Odds weekend, I'm like.
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I popped that perk 60. I'm.
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Like what they get out here. I'm, you know, I ain't never
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been out of. I ain't never been out of
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Jersey, let alone like you feel me?
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Probably N really. Really.
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So when I got in Georgia, I'm looking at it like.
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It's hot as hell down here. Like I hopped off the plane with
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a whole coat because I left. Like the fall, Yeah.
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You. Know HS like the door humidity
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was like, I'm like, oh that's. Bro, that's like leaving Jersey
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in a winter time and going on vacation.
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Like you'll know what the fuck. The.
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Weather is then I came back in a winner.
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So, you know, I'm on the plane in Georgia.
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No sweater. They opened that door.
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Jersey. And telling.
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Me say welcome to EWR like this shit wrong.
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Wrong. I'm like oh all.
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Right. So for some people that's not
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from There was three places that people shouldn't.
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Go shouldn't go. Keep it 100.
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Well, you shouldn't go. I ain't going cap to you at
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night time. Don't go to no parks.
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You heard. No, I mean it got it got worse
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now but. Don't go to no parks.
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It's going to get real blend ammonium in there.
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That's 1-2. If you is not from that place,
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don't go to that place. Like don't go downtown if you
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don't got no business downtown. So all the DTB's at downtown
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bloods, watch out for them. You can't.
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Find no CD. 'S I don't even sell to these
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where you? At should he?
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See that I was just downtown recently on Brad St.
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Bro, I don't know but the on Bradford and Broad Street with
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CD. 'S on Bradford.
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Are you talking about? Going to keep having them too.
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Got iPhones 11. Smart TVs.
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The fuck. Yeah, you're selling Dvr's too.
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It's you come on the back of the school, but you bought a CD.
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What the fuck I'm gonna do with a CD?
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That's what I'm asking you, but I.
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Don't even got a fucking PlayStation that takes CD's, my.
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PS5 is the digital, yes. My bad.
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I'm not bad at trying to hold some hold on.
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You got like stunt my PS5. Got my shit.
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Did. You because.
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I like. My shit, did you too?
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But that was a light stunt. Right.
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That you know. She upgrade on her.
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Toys. Every year.
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That's the light stunt she didn't play.
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The game. I'll give her.
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That ex Quil, he'd be seeing me. They gotta wear all of that.
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Get busy. I believe it.
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I'm asking Call of Duty though. Right, Mitchell, I'm asking Call
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of Duty 2 and I do that shit in real life.
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But that's. Wow.
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I don't know what So you said downtown.
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No parks. You said one more.
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Nine. I said.
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Downtown, no parks. And if you're not from there,
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don't fucking come there, right? He forgot one so.
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Basically, if you're a. Tourist You can't go outside.
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No, you. Forgot one the.
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Numbers. But that's what I mean.
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Like if you're not from there, don't fucking come there.
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Like from there you. Forgot one.
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What else again? All chicken shacks at a certain
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time. No, I don't get the chicken.
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Shacks don't get blended no more like.
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This this. Is a New day's era.
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They they want, they're going up the road, don't get blended.
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No more to tell your stories. You see something, You got a
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story I. Got a story?
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Shoot a jersey. Fried in her ass.
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Whoop just. Got robbed at a Chicken Shack.
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Coming from the Chicken Shack, yeah.
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Had a thigh, thought he was about to go home and eat good,
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you see that. So the only the safest place to
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go in North is the social knowledge.
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Wow, that sounds sound though. That's downtown you've got to.
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Go to Branch Brook Park between the hours of 6:00 AM till the
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sun go down. So one of the street lights Come
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on. You better get your ass out of
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here. He's right facts.
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He's right. Weekway park the same.
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What's parking Free Go. To home what you're going to
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weekway park for you smell that lake like come on.
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Let's get up. Out.
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You smell weak. Park before you get there, I
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mean. You were getting a free workout,
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though. Yeah, I'm running up them hills.
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Let me tell y'all a story about running up them hills.
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I did cross country in the 10th grade.
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Right now, if you know cross country, that's miles.
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So we practicing, we practicing and you know, had a couple of
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foreigners on my team. What's the whole thing?
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Let. Me get that.
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So you know, I'm a lot of, I'm culturally insensitive and I had
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classes about that, but I don't care.
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So I'm running. I'm running one of the
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foreigners. So she, I get, I get a cramp
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because you know, was unhealthy in 10th grade.
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She takes off. I said go off.
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I tell my girl I'll be free if I didn't think about it until
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afterwards. And I'm like, oh shit, my bad.
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Bad and I never run away Park again.
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Damn. Shit was wrong, running up the
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hills and all that. I used to go do that in 17
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minutes. I mean, what you doing there
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now? I don't run no more.
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You just be speed walking. No, I don't have time to.
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I need to get back. Keep on going.
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Come up. Take a cough, she said.
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It's a little it's. A nephew.
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Man. Mahan Keisha.
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Word. Don't do that, Jill, he said.
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That Dang. Holding you down.
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That that. Thong da da da.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm a Virgo, you know. Vert.
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Goat When is your birthday? September 1st.
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Oh. My brother's the 2nd.
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I have a nephew on the first. No, I'm lying.
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I'll have a niece on the 1st and a nephew on the 3rd.
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They're still vert goats. You know how you spell that?
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It's a whole bunch of Vertigos in my family, like, you know?
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I'm sick of them Now I'm I'm lying.
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Imagine. Nephew.
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How would you describe your ex? No, no, no.
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That's not the question top. Five.
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But hey, we going to rock with it.
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How would I, how would I describe my ex?
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We going to rock with that question or you want to come
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back to? Both.
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How would you describe her? And then how would your ex
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describe you? Oh, my bad.
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Oh. Yo, yeah.
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How would I describe my ex? I ain't going to lie.
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She's a she. She she heart like she had a lot
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going on. But at the end of the day, she
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was a she was a sweet person or she had a good heart.
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Now, mind you, she was a little. Little little crazy.
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What you mean by that? Yo, one time I was chasing her.
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She she pranked like she messed up my sneakers.
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And if you know me, I'm a big sneaker head.
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I'm at work working a game. She saw with Luke.
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She pranked like she messed up my all white G facials and it
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just got him on the springtime. So she So you will.
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The process for the phrases. Fucking thing to talk about
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right now, Air. Forces.
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Yeah, all white. The Air Forces 07 is the white
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ones, you know. But if you say I'm going crazy
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over G facials, let me get to it.
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So I just bought them that like yet the day before that.
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So she we going at it over the phone.
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I'm at work. She like, she messed them up.
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Sent like she poured toothpaste in them.
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Had them just under the sinks in the boomerang.
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So I'm at work, you know you know where your you know that
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leg, the nerves. I'm at work, legs moving.
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I went to my boss like, yo, I got, I got go.
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I got a family emergency hopped in an Uber haul that's up there.
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So I get up there. She like, oh, I'm only playing.
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I ain't never do that. I'll tell you, I grabbed.
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What she what she get the pictures from there?
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She messed up my best friend, Air forces.
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Yeah, they were old. So I grabbed every old shoe I
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had. And I chased the up and down,
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Hawthorne throwing shoes at her, launching them for sale.
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I'm talking about you like you ever seen Baby D And like over
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next Friday, Baby D and all day they went behind the car like we
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behind cars like that. And I'm launching fucking shoes
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at her up and up and down. Hawthorne launching them shit
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fast as hell. She yelled at cars.
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Like, please help me. I'm my man.
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Shut the fuck up. And I'm throwing this shoe.
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You see the? Next time that helped me.
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Yes. Who didn't?
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So what's the? Why just do you like this?
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Wait, why do you love that? I bet you don't get it.
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First of all, I saw all the Fridays.
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No, she she, she, she cool. She just got a lot going on and
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you know is you know people change.
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Things change. Feelings change too.
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It's like how she. How would you describe me
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though? Hold on.
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Like I had given up politically and so, like he a politician.
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How would she describe me? That was a good look on his
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behalf. He could have trashed her, but.
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How would she describe me? You know, same way how everybody
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ascribed me. You hurt.
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I'm him. Hemi Turner.
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You know I do what I gotta do and get it done.
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You're right. I.
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Can't hear one. I hit me, Turner.
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Hemi Turner. Hemi Neutron.
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Alright, not him. You are not here.
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You are not here. I am him.
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Bitch, I'm him. Stop playing.
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That's my thing, so. We argue, I thought, I don't
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want she be up. She was upset.
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I told her, Bitch, I'm him. Stop playing.
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I'm talking about with a Buffalo bitch.
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Get Anne type. You tell me.
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All right. So now we're going to have nine
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describe the guests. Turning lights low.
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No, not too low. He's a little dark thing.
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Not. Not a little dark.
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I'm a lot of dark. A lot of dark.
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But you know what that mean. But that's it.
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But that's. What that mean not?
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Sit on that one. What that mean?
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You know the category BB. What?
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Like, come on, I don't know what that mean.
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Wow. Big black.
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I never mind. Nah, that's that'll.
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Head Nah, that's what that means.
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Nah, cuz I watch. I watch.
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Come to should. Be on Chatter B.
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If you don't know what that is, you gotta find out my aunt.
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Be on Chatter B. All that shit.
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Delete all. That shit.
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Wow, now I saved my history, you buggin.
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Are you saving it? Oh.
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My private tab is crazy. You go to her phone, type that
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exit, shit pop up. Wrong.
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It's like 16 different tabs. I can't.
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Shit got you her. Twitter.
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Probably crazy. You got only fans.
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Auntie two. See top five.
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Because I. Definitely got one.
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My. Excuse me?
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Me? We that motherfucker.
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Oh shit. Go ahead now.
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I will, cuz let me put that in my notes.
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Okay all right for the ones that could see, the ones that can't.
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He is the darkest complexion of the section, the chocolates of
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the chocolates with no milk. No milk is crazy.
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Though he's he's So what? No.
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You mean no milk? I got a little.
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No, no, no, no. Sit on with duck chocolate
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Hershey bar, no milk, but let, let, let not hers plan.
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She comes. She's been talking to me before
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this. Shit started.
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Pull it right. Off what way is that?
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Girl, don't do that. Let me finish.
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Let me finish. The eyebrows is nicely shaped.
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The nose is right like a it's a good a dougla.
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That's the. Creamy shit.
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Oh, wait. Whoa.
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You fucking you know it's fucking yeah.
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That went over my head. You have nice white teeth.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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That's all I need to see. Right.
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Got a nice little beard. Thank.
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Oh yeah, it's coming. Back.
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He's so dark I can't even see the prey.
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Hands on the side of your face. I don't think I see because the
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light is shot. No, I'm serious.
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You have a nice complexion. Thank you.
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Dark skin is always in. Period.
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William Style. That's.
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Not yeah. High You like what?
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59. 6 feet. Chill.
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I was cool. Hey when it come to.
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Heart it. Just matter you were.
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Knowing me, I was close. Like what?
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It's odd what you like. I would get two 10220.
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That was you was close. I'm 2/19.
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Got you. You that one.
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Got you. OK, no, but you're handsome.
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But you. I'm still trying to find out why
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is the weed kept. Because it's like, alright man,
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I'm doing that. You know what the fuck is?
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Doing that? Hey, yo, what the whole?
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Video. Shit was crazy.
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I just saw the whole video the other day.
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That's crazy. That shit, was why I said.
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What the fuck was even that? Hey, yo.
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That's had me crying. Not but you good though.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Period. Because my whole family look
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good. That's how we get.
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Fuck that. Dog, I could agree on that.
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You have no fuck leaves in your family.
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I could agree on that. Alright, so one word to describe
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you, Auntie. My auntie, How to describe what?
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The fuck picked that question? You wanna know how to describe?
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Brother, that's why your face turned like that.
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You wanna know how to describe my aunt?
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It's a 3 letter word. I'll.
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Be listening. Her.
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My aunt like that, period. She she been stepping since
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stepping with stepping. You talk to him, Auntie.
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How's her attitude, yo? Oh my fucking God.
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I'll give it a Madden reading. A Madden reading for attitude.
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Oh, wow. Her.
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Attitude. Marry like 85, three steps on
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your attitude. Her attitude was like 8585, but
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if she got like a X Factor, a shit of 90, because she'd be
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whaling. About X Factor.
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I thought you never saw that side.
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Well, shit. I think I saw that side of
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everybody in our family. We we got short tempers and shit
17:04
when it's up and stuck like. What else we got?
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I think smarts, my auntie in 99, she hugged.
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Yeah, we 105 that. I'm going to keep jacking.
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What? We going 105.
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You can't do that in Madden. How are you cheating there?
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Madden, I'm sorry. You can't do that.
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You got to like Madden. I have.
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No, she didn't. Madden 07, yeah.
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Absolutely. Absolutely 23 You got to the
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anniversaries and all. But yeah, so I saw her.
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Smart 99, her. No, I ain't gonna do that.
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You can't. Because that's not a ring.
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But you know how you slide the big?
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Body like a big body bench. Wow.
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Please don't. Crash.
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Oh shit, she said. Don't cry.
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You're a negative stallion shit. Definitely cash though.
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Who's that? Why?
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Well, hold on. It's like now I'm telling.
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I'm. I'm telling.
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I'm telling, I'm telling I'm. Telling you, I'm telling.
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Cashed all her too. All the dogs.
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Dream dog guys all. Her father, those guys.
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But her third reading, I would say, like her quickness is 63.
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She can't move. Definitely she can't.
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Move definitely right. Damn.
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Molasses. Damn, that's fucked up because
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those are accurate. Actually.
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The serious question I was a little serious right now.
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And the whole family, right? Right.
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Who got the best footwork? Footwork.
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We got Hold on, let me get, let me get you.
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Something fucked all. I know, JoJo.
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And you know, yo, you got to. See.
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Her do the pucker later, raw. She do that shoe about.
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I don't know. That's the whole.
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Song JoJo Wow. You know I can get.
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Yeah, she don't give up. No, Cap JoJo.
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Dog shout to JoJo. No cap.
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She is Joe Dean. Joe gonna get her all.
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Every time, bro, she's going to go, Joe gonna go.
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That's one thing about it. She's going to go.
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Yeah, I didn't expect. That What do you think?
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I would say though. Well, we used to.
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Core I was saying Corey. Corey began it down.
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I mean, they couldn't. Understand the.
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Service. That's her husband, right?
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You have. No battles each other, I
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thought. I'd touch it right.
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I touch it. They were doing a Patty cake at
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all. They were.
19:38
It was hard. I was like.
19:40
Shit, man. Want to get married?
19:41
That 20? 20 That shit was hard.
19:44
Word. That's.
19:45
Ultimate goal? Sexy walking.
19:46
Coming out with your husband? In fact, whatever the fuck it
19:51
was. No cat big fats.
19:49
No, it was Patty cake and it wasn't sexy.
19:52
They said all Love Boys is jockey and they were Patty cake,
19:54
no cat. That's it is dope.
19:57
Who make the best lasagna in the family come?
20:00
On You want another one? You know who makes the best
20:02
lasagna in a Fanny? She is Joey.
20:05
Like what? You talking?
20:05
About not Big Muff Dog, she. Is Joey like what you talking?
20:10
About. Joey, you right, I'm wrong.
20:13
I'm wrong. I'm wrong.
20:14
I'm going to wash my hands. So who you got?
20:17
Who you say it's Auntie Muffin? We all go with muffin.
20:20
Yeah, Muff dog. Oh, are you a munch?
20:30
Wow. No cap, no cap I.
20:39
Just I just experienced that. Like I just did that recently,
20:42
probably like around my birthday, the same day JoJo was
20:45
doing Patty gig and all that. I was out, my body went home,
20:49
said fuck the Wendy's. I'm going to get real busy, you
20:51
heard. I like that, but I I ain't like
20:58
that. I ain't about to say, you know,
21:00
because like I said, hit me Turner.
21:02
But I put. Up, guys.
21:02
What's the munch? Eat that ass up.
21:06
Oh, eat that ass. So.
21:08
So if you eat ass, you're munch. Yeah.
21:11
Safe to say, Jay is a munch. Oh shit.
21:12
What? A gosh.
21:21
I'm talking about is going to. Be edit out anyway.
21:25
Don't do. So don't worry.
21:28
Don't don't worry about it. He ate it for lunch.
21:31
That's why. That's why it's bad game.
21:32
Better. Oh shit, Jay.
21:34
What did? You say now you said it.
21:35
What his beer game better? What's the next question now?
21:40
Next question Got a booty? Bandit and the bear booty.
21:48
Oh my God. OK.
21:50
We going to the pick one segment, all right.
21:54
Who you bringing back? Hold on, What's that?
21:57
What's that? That's Lucas Pot.
21:59
I'll leave Lucas to it. You said.
22:03
Move on. Luke I'll leave them to.
22:05
It I, Luke, go ahead. You got, you got.
22:07
Your shit. I got it.
22:08
I got it. Oh, I leave you now?
22:10
We have to pick one segment. Hold on, Luke.
22:13
What up? You ain't do you ain't pull up
22:14
what I think you pulled up. You're.
22:16
Talking about, Yeah, it's alright, Big Luke.
22:19
We ain't talk about it. As long as you know what I was
22:21
talking about. Yeah, I know what you're talking
22:22
about. We're going to work on that.
22:26
I'll explain why I got it all right.
22:28
Who you bring it back to the trenches, Chris, you're on rock
22:31
or Amber Heard. But you know who Amber Heard is?
22:34
I see now. But I'm bringing rock.
22:37
She going to hold it down back the.
22:38
Fuck up. She going to hold it down the
22:41
way she was on the blue fake diary.
22:43
Be her father to fuck up. Well back the fuck up.
22:45
She going to hold it down. Damn you playing?
22:48
No juice in. Here.
22:49
So you like hood bitches? Not no more.
22:51
I like him classy, but me when I was outside.
22:54
Bring him outside with me. So once you got the uniform, you
22:56
weren't classy bitches? No 'cause I was at the I was in
22:59
the camouflage uniform. Still outside.
23:00
Damn. But we got one.
23:03
Might one of them go fuck the shit out you?
23:05
And the other ones she didn't go on, but both of them she gonna
23:07
cry and lie both. Of them she gonna lie.
23:10
She gonna lie you? Don't know what the other bitch.
23:14
Do. No, she.
23:17
Never heard. Lie of Johnny Depp No.
23:22
She They don't work that out. Series.
23:30
No, they work because she gonna fuck three.
23:33
Nick. As.
23:34
I gotta see what the hell that is.
23:35
Oh, damn. Wow.
23:36
I don't know that one passion prom.
23:38
Jay, come on to see you. Hey, old one.
23:41
Nah, Nah, Nah. He know what I'm talking about.
23:44
I. Get So what?
23:48
You doing? We do my cold blue blood stuff.
23:50
Blue blood stuff. Sit back, nurse.
23:59
He's loading them bitches up. Call that CNA.
24:01
Alright, no. Fucking certified nursing
24:04
assistant. I did my degree at NCC.
24:09
My dad. My dad.
24:10
Definitely not with the Berkeley College.
24:11
Thank you shit. 60 college credits her.
24:17
Period. Period.
24:22
Yeah. Talk to me.
24:22
Talk to me. Alright, there's new whores come
24:25
with a new uniform. It does.
24:27
Yes, it does. No, cat, it does since January
24:32
4th. Please say what did they say
24:34
when you got that car my pussy went with?
24:37
Wow. Or the bad buddies.
24:38
Yeah, I think so. Like, you know, because I'm new
24:41
to it, but I I believe so. Shit comes left to right to
24:45
right to left, like, but I'm chilling though.
24:48
I'm chilling because you know I'm chilling.
24:49
When you start working at night, Huh.
24:51
Huh. What are you saying?
24:53
Freaks come out that night? What?
24:54
What? What?
24:58
Damn, not even that funny. She laughed.
25:04
She laughed. Bingo.
25:05
Yeah. So what's your take on Bbw's?
25:09
Oh, big, beautiful women. I know you're talking about the
25:13
busted car. I like them too.
25:14
I like them chunky. You know, you heard a motto
25:18
saying, no, I'm kidding to me. Like, I don't really like.
25:23
I ain't got no type. You're like like, well, Ray
25:25
Sherman, say that I ain't no type.
25:27
If you love me, you love me, you like me like me.
25:29
And if I'm throwing the vibe, Throwing the vibe.
25:30
I ain't got no type. For real.
25:31
So Liz. Oh, you hitting that?
25:32
I'm punching that big shit. No, no kissy.
25:38
I just took a DNN punching that. I'm in there and I'm next door
25:43
to her, though. But be quiet.
25:45
Wow, you can't do that now. Why can't I?
25:48
Why can't I? Because you're a profession.
25:50
You can't do that. Now.
25:52
My business? Nah, but Nah, I do.
25:56
I like them big. I like them skinny.
25:58
I like whoever like me. So you'll go Corey Laray?
26:01
That's my yo. Wow.
26:05
Look at the screen. That's why I show.
26:07
You you like them skinny, yeah? She said.
26:12
She brought catch another fight because I was about to fly her
26:14
out, though, for real. Wow.
26:16
She was just out here though. You ain't see you.
26:18
I was at. I was getting pepper sprayed
26:20
that day. No.
26:22
Yeah. No.
26:23
I got pepper sprayed the same day she was out.
26:26
No, she blew my shit though, because she was out.
26:28
The day I got pepper spray, it was 17 degrees outside.
26:30
So you was in the bed or you were?
26:32
No, I'm. I'm currently getting pepper
26:34
spray while she's shooting the video with smalls.
26:36
Goddamn, but it's 17 degrees outside.
26:38
If you watch the video, she ain't got no clothes on.
26:39
I know she was Brick. I know she was Nipples was
26:42
pointing. She knows you were though.
26:45
But you know, she had to look sexy.
26:46
For the video, Shay saying this bad bitches don't get cold.
26:50
Shay said that it's him out Turtleback Zoo.
26:52
Shame. Yeah, not.
26:53
The only thing? About it is I.
26:55
Don't know what to say about that.
26:57
No, I'm not saying. I'm not shying her out.
26:59
That's what she worked at. She she's a big deal.
27:00
Slime at Turtleback Zoo. She said.
27:02
Baptism don't get cold, period. Well, she's a damn fool all.
27:07
Right, get that Too cold I3 or 4 from from see.
27:09
When you're young you don't get cold, so when you get old, the
27:12
nom series, because I used to be on the same weight, so you got
27:18
that heavy coat is. Up period.
27:20
I'm hot now it. Was all definitely in New York
27:22
for nine birthday and ain't had no coats on.
27:25
On it was good. Look, I was out here looking
27:26
like. This, but it's.
27:27
Never cold on my birthday it. Was had sweat shirt, yeah.
27:33
Yeah, had sweating on and that's.
27:35
It. It's like a North Face.
27:36
Where it? Is Listen, you're right, right.
27:39
Can I get more? So now you be cool now.
27:42
So you're saying you're old now? I.
27:44
Know Babe season. My bad season is crazy.
27:50
Like what type of season? Like OD?
27:53
She just got a little obey in there.
27:56
Obey. Hey, describe no chicks to us.
27:58
No chicks is no. It's like Nah, I can't say that
28:04
where my fault. Nah, no chicks.
28:05
It depends where you go. Like we go.
28:07
Let's let's break them down in wards.
28:08
Let's break them down in wards, Jay.
28:10
I like that. The young ones though, right?
28:12
We still going to break them down in wards.
28:13
I like that. I like that.
28:14
So basically every chick want to hood and in jail to the in jail.
28:17
You ever like they want a that's in jail to say I got a in jail.
28:21
They want to go up the road to that in jail.
28:23
The road to that in jail, if you know what I know, like that's
28:26
what I'm saying, like you got to know what you're talking about.
28:29
But no chicks. Chicks.
28:30
It depends what you mean cuz you come across some some females
28:33
that have to have class. Period.
28:35
Cuz I come N we ain't gonna hold up.
28:36
You come across some females that got class, but you come
28:39
across some females that don't you feel me?
28:41
You come across some females. That ain't shit.
28:43
You're from North? I'm.
28:47
Disrespectful. You start with like Jay.
28:49
My bad. I know.
28:53
How many? How many times I shot out my
28:56
hood? All the God damn time
28:57
especially. With.
28:59
Somebody we we hold somebody. Hey, Nah you where your parents
29:02
blow over your waist if you feel me.
29:06
Put your hands up. That's what Nas says.
29:09
She shot out her hood. Yeah, shot out her hood.
29:11
Nah, but Nah. Yeah, no females.
29:13
It depends what you learn to. Break down.
29:14
Yeah, Breakdown. So yeah, South War females, the
29:17
young ones ain't shit. Damn.
29:20
Everybody want to everybody want to go up the road or everybody
29:22
want to be on 5:15 about my family shout out they're not
29:26
wrong property. I mean, Elizabeth, fair.
29:28
Yeah, they're not wrong 5:15, but like everybody just want to
29:31
be down. Like everybody want a that's in
29:33
jail. I don't understand that logic.
29:34
Logic. You want a that's in jail to
29:36
achieve? What other out here like that
29:37
logically don't make sense? On a scammer, Everybody want to
29:41
scammers, but. In jail going, proposed the
29:43
outside Joe. Outside Joe, I'm not proposing
29:45
shit because you want the in jail, yeah?
29:46
Like yo, you gonna have, you gonna have my baby when I get
29:51
out, she get out, she gonna be 32.
29:54
The in jail want the future. It's so big like.
29:57
You said they say anything, they.
29:58
Just yeah, it's so bad because the in jail will treat you how
30:01
you supposed to be treated, but they can't treat you like that
30:03
on the on the street. They can.
30:05
Can when they hop out, they don't understand?
30:06
If you know they want, that's in jail.
30:08
But once they come out, you know what's about to be up.
30:10
They've been incarcerated for non whatever years, man.
30:14
Man, they're about to get out and get kinky, like.
30:21
They're about to just get kinky with you now.
30:22
They're about to get out and go outside now.
30:24
You crying like, Oh my and Joe. Hold you down.
30:27
I put all the money in your books, your DTL and he outside
30:30
hitting your friend like it. Get like that.
30:32
I'm telling you from where I'm from and get like that did.
30:34
You ever watch lock up? No, the God just came home.
30:38
He wasn't even out like I would say 8 hours and he was like it's
30:41
dirty as hell in here. And.
30:47
He was just starting with her. I'm in my head like he in the
30:50
argument, so he could get out of this.
30:52
No God. General makers just need
30:53
somebody to talk to him. Shout out to the in jail
30:55
whatever you had, you know. You had to do what you had to
30:58
do. Do if you had to try to do them,
30:59
you know but. Shot to them.
31:01
Look at some professions I. Always say that.
31:03
Yeah, I'm talking to you like that it.
31:05
Might sound fucked up. So when I was in deep, boys, I
31:07
don't do jails, but yeah. So you got the South ain't shit.
31:10
You got the West Ward. They just like the South Ward.
31:12
Just a baby. S ain't shit.
31:14
Everybody want to go out the road.
31:16
You got the East War, you know, you got the Portuguese mommies.
31:19
They gonna stick beside you. You got the Brazilian mommies.
31:21
They gonna stick massages. How they culture is, you know.
31:24
No matter what you do. You go out there you go, you go
31:26
get busy. They gonna stick massage.
31:27
They know you got the mommy. They don't speak English.
31:30
You are Speaking of Spanish. You are Speaking of Spanish.
31:34
But they gonna stick inside you too, though they.
31:35
All they do is mess with black guys.
31:37
Yeah, because you know. What that means they don't mess
31:39
with they own. At.
31:40
All, you know what? They just mess with black guys.
31:42
I like them black. You know what that means?
31:44
Yeah, though, you know. Wow.
31:47
Yeah. And what about the Century Ward?
31:50
Oh you know there's, I don't know because Central War like
31:54
mad we're it's just the middle. Like who is from the central
31:57
war? Isn't that the part?
31:59
No shit. Nobody claims it's Central War.
32:01
Yeah, I want. To be honest, because that's.
32:02
Like from the Central War? You absolutely right.
32:05
That's like, yeah, come and think of it.
32:08
I mean the central War is, but the central War is all
32:10
businesses. You got sign in, you got talk
32:12
about that's the central war like you feel me, you got Core
32:15
St. and all that. That's the central war, but it's
32:16
you, feel me? But the course, you know the
32:19
plane that I'm from court, they're not.
32:20
I'm not from Central War. For court, they Yeah, exactly.
32:23
Because that's going towards the downtown every That's like the
32:25
whole Springfield Ave. all the way.
32:27
Up So downtown is still Central War.
32:28
No, downtown is East War. Downtown is is considered E war,
32:31
but central is start per I'll say from essence counting up
32:36
mmhmm like the RTB area depends on what part of RTB like it's
32:39
just really all businesses in colleges.
32:41
It's just half of RTB is central, but the is the.
32:46
Well, if anybody, I don't know what she's talking about.
32:49
Well, what's up? What's?
32:50
I CBB and Facebook, everybody of our NCC, new community,
32:55
corporations, I believe you. Have to do that now, but I'm
33:00
just saying like shout out to them, you know, they do what
33:02
they gotta do, but like it's just a central.
33:04
Tourist That's listening, right? You know, central war is just
33:07
central. World don't go to IT.
33:09
The tourists don't go nowhere. If you're not going to
33:11
Branchville Park, if you're not going to Branchville Park or
33:13
Prudential Center, I told you that already.
33:14
Don't go. There I return the runs into
33:16
it's north from from North Port all the.
33:18
Way it's still bad. Or is it better now?
33:20
Like they got like little townhouses?
33:21
No, no, Cat N is not that bad no more because it's the older
33:25
people realize like this shit, not really where it's at.
33:28
I just want to get my money to go home.
33:29
It's the younger head. Everybody want to go up the road
33:32
and my up the road. I mean they want to go to
33:34
Morristown. They want to go all that and go,
33:36
go, go, go go tug on some doors to see if that car open.
33:40
Damn. But they they cash out heavy.
33:42
They cash out heavy. Yo, they cash out heavy.
33:45
I worked at Shabash. I worked at Shabash.
33:48
They cash out heavy. I'm talking.
33:49
I watch a little kid come to school, 8 bands.
33:52
But he didn't even cash the car. That's what he found in the car.
33:55
And no, you ain't never gonna find that.
33:57
That's wow, crazy. Who leave $8000?
33:59
I don't even. What?
34:00
So you say I need to go to Morristown?
34:01
Yeah, you go up there, you take the car, don't worry, you check
34:06
that, you check that glove department, probably 8 bands.
34:08
And then he came back and said, yo, Craig, I came up.
34:11
You don't even gotta take the car.
34:12
Like that's great. We.
34:13
Didn't take the car, we didn't take the car.
34:15
He just took the 8 bands a couple of iPhones.
34:18
Damn, I gotta leave this in our cars.
34:20
Because you can't. That's.
34:21
What they do, that's what they. Do that.
34:22
Don't make no sense. Don't you have it on your phone
34:25
tonight? Why you leaving your phone?
34:27
What? You gotta think about it.
34:28
I'll bring this. By with that guy with his work
34:30
phone. That's the crazy part.
34:32
Yeah. Or the Bat Phone.
34:34
Damn. Come on, Big Luke.
34:35
Talk to me. Does the caliber?
34:39
Take your time, baby. Does the caliber?
34:41
Does the. Caliber of women go up with the
34:43
better job you get. Yes.
34:45
I was always told that. My father told me that I'll pay
34:47
my father. You're my father.
34:49
Told me that the more money you get, the better the business.
34:53
No cat. And I didn't believe that.
34:55
At the Best said. Said I want all the money, and I
34:57
didn't believe that until I started.
34:59
Like racking your start, I don't know for some reason, but it's
35:04
like. You're like, they like seeing
35:07
shit. Like they just like seeing shit.
35:09
Like you were told that I got a, I got a I got 100 bands in my
35:11
account. You feel me?
35:13
But if you got on your Mark Zuckerberg shit, you got a white
35:16
T and just blue jeans. They won't talk to you.
35:18
Yeah, because they don't see it. They don't.
35:21
I don't believe you, but you out here starting the Dolce Gabbana.
35:26
I never did that though. But you out here starting Dolce
35:28
Gabbana V Long shirts. You feel me?
35:30
They Oh my God. So, like, the better, the more
35:35
money you get about the businesses.
35:36
No cat. Bitches don't even know if this
35:38
shit fake or real. No cat crazy because they don't
35:40
even know these people out here be on they be quad paying shit.
35:43
Like these bitches don't even know these be quad paying shit
35:45
paying $40 a month. But they should don't be.
35:48
Authentic. Like you should be out in the
35:49
muffin. Let me let me tell you
35:51
something. China.
35:52
You can get it off of just having the right scent like me.
35:56
Being yourself like me. The baccarat bitches smell like,
36:01
oh, he got I got two, I got 2 pins of designer shoes, No
36:06
designer shirts, no designer jeans, but you.
36:09
Still get hell of bitches. Come on.
36:11
Period. I'm not going to say I get hell
36:12
of bitches because, you know, we're on the podcast.
36:14
Be modest, you know. Except my bitch is listening.
36:18
You can't tell you're on shit. Alright, we're going to edit
36:23
that part up. Hello, my bitches love me.
36:31
Hey, tell me something that your auntie don't know about him.
36:35
Auntie, I think my I know everything because I'm pretty.
36:37
I'm pretty open with my family. But you know this my auntie on
36:39
my father's side. So.
36:41
Oh no, my mother's side. My mother's father's side.
36:43
My apology. So you know that size will
36:45
that's how I be dormant hibernation.
36:48
But she'd be popping out, though.
36:49
But I feel like my eye know everything.
36:51
Because JoJo, one thing about our family, you tell somebody
36:53
something, that shit going to go, that shit going, Yeah, I
36:55
lost my virginity at 13. I think the whole family knew by
36:58
that 7:00 that night. Using the group chat, I have to
37:02
be, and I love. I'm 21, so 13.
37:04
The group chats won't even jump like that.
37:05
I believe I was in the group chat, right?
37:07
Everybody was calling me you. You're so big, you're getting
37:11
grown now. Like, damn, I lost my shit at
37:14
3:00. Why at 7:00 I'm getting all
37:15
these messages? Explain that was the I put them
37:17
in the group chat. No, she's not on that side.
37:19
I'm saying just in general that side of the family.
37:21
Go communicate, especially like Georgia.
37:22
Go talk to my aunt. That's how they were on.
37:24
First hand already, yeah. But no, my friend know every but
37:28
I think you don't know that your nephew really like get active
37:32
like. I heard that recently at Georgia
37:34
House when we was talking. Yeah, like, wow.
37:36
And I showed. You who made you like this?
37:39
Like you feel me. Like like no cat just got the
37:43
message right now. Just do you know what we're
37:45
talking about, Shorty? Come eat my booty.
37:47
Nah, she's talking about, you know, toxic shit.
37:49
Have fun. Good luck.
37:50
We ain't talk in like hours. Why you texting me?
37:53
Have fun. Good luck.
37:53
I. Don't know what I like.
37:55
No, I don't want you hate. She takes you half fun.
37:59
Good luck out of nowhere. But Auntie, you don't know that
38:02
your nephew really get active like you're pointing them.
38:04
Them I grab him like no cat. So what's something that she
38:07
taught you? Who, Auntie?
38:08
Yeah, be yourself. Shit.
38:11
Like be yourself. She's probably.
38:13
I think not like she didn't verbally like, pull me.
38:16
So I have a lesson. But like you, I mean, I'm very
38:18
observant, like my aunt really get to it.
38:20
She security. She did all that shit right
38:22
along. Get your bread, would you not?
38:24
Do you do security like the shit where Georgia was at, right?
38:28
Wait, when we first started? Yeah, bro, that's what I'm
38:31
saying. We're not.
38:32
Going to speak of that place that we both hate, that I'm very
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observing you tell me, I just my aunt really hard actions told me
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like dude, you got to do and don't give a fuck if you're the
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black sheep, but if you're the black sheep, don't get fucked.
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Like only person that's going to look out for you is you.
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Period. Because hey, that's what
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everybody know about me. If anybody fucking black sheep,
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that's me, this big juice dog. I learned that early.
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Yeah, like I'm learning it though.
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Because you know my family, we ready family, family oriented.
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And like, I love him to death, but ain't nobody going to stop
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my shot. No cat.
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The only person that got me is me.
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But period. Now what's What's that, Auntie,
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that you wild out on? Auntie.
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Yeah, who you who you wild out on?
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Auntie I'm not going to get, not all I we don't share some aunts
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we don't share like. No, the auntie.
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That she was like, come in, let me talk to you was like, no, I'm
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gonna stand right here. No, she told you to sit down.
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You was like, no, I'm gonna stand right here.
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That's what my mother said. Because auntie, auntie on her
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father's side, I ain't going to come like that.
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We don't even got that many of them though.
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How's the military chicks? No cat.
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I haven't really ran into them because my my profession is.
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So it wasn't Coed. And my profession is a guy have
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a profession like I'm in the infantry.
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For those who don't know, infantry, like they're the real
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deal. Like they're the people you see
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on your effort, your movies and all that.
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Like, that's really shooting people.
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That's really shooting the guns. Really.
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Oh, so it's focused. So yeah, right you feel me.
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A lot of people are not into that like so my we getting
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females now and some of the females that's coming in they
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heart like my my twin she fired. No cat, my twin shout out to
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reader she fired. That's my dog, though, but
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that's my dog. Do you have more female friends
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or male friends? I mean, they can't see, but if
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you turn around, he's the only two motherfuckers I got really
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right. If you turn around, he's only
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two. Motherfuckers we can.
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Have a handful of friends in that, Yeah, but like, I got
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someone like my classmates. During my classmates, they're
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not my friends if I'm saying, but those I love them to the day
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I die, type shit like I'm like, I really.
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Like your. Your brother?
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No, no. You really have a bond with
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them. Yeah, like we we was.
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We was in the Academy. We was out every weekend.
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Once we got paid October 7th, I don't think I saw my bed.
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By pulling the Dicks in the Academy, I don't think I saw my
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bed until 1/8. What's going on here?
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No, because, right, So she like she.
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Like, wait, wait, first, I don't see explain with the no, no, no,
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I'm a kid to it because she blew my shit when she said that,
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right? So I pulled my pepper spray
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video on Instagram and you know the original reaction.