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Carl Ruiz Mass-Texts His Wife’s THICC Pics · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: We're back with war Bob Radio. That song is twenty
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  Speaker 1: five years old. Wow, you know that one, right.
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  Speaker 2: Mark Gate of Court, turn your clothes backwards? Geez it
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  Speaker 2: was a biggie.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Remember that pain they ask that had to be.
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  Speaker 2: I know, right, it's so stupid. That was a real
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  Speaker 2: reach for fashion.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the song that we played for one of
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  Speaker 1: the greatest radio bits I've ever seen in my life. Eric,
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  Speaker 1: Oh really Twitchell's.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Twitchell sounds like a fidget.
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  Speaker 1: Played this and house paints jump around, make you Jump.
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  Speaker 1: We had a guy, Twitchles that used to do our
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Oh up, there's the podcast for this week.
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  Speaker 1: You really want to put that? Yeah, but it's a
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  Speaker 1: visual doesn't matter? And how did it go? What? What
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  Speaker 1: was wrong with him? It was Tourette's, Well, yeah, Turett's.
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  Speaker 3: But he also was, uh he had OCD or something
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  Speaker 3: had OCD hat turetts And then he was hyperactive when
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  Speaker 3: he had.
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  Speaker 1: Sugar energy drinks. Yeah if yeah, So we gave.
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  Speaker 3: Him a bag of almond Joys and whenever he heard
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  Speaker 3: the word jump he would jump right. So we would
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  Speaker 3: be playing these songs while he's just scarfing down almond
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  Speaker 3: joys and just pretty much self destructing.
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  Speaker 1: Right, uh huh, all right, yeah, every time he heard
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  Speaker 1: the word jump he had to jump. So we played
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  Speaker 1: criss cross and fun and jump around and he just
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  Speaker 1: lost his fucking mind. So I'll find some video that
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  Speaker 1: I'll post it later. You gotta check my Twitter, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, your sons of bitches.
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  Speaker 2: He looks twitchy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm on your Twitter the whole time because you're saying
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  Speaker 4: crazy shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying crazy shit like today, fucking out of
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  Speaker 1: the blue.
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  Speaker 4: What oh, you're the captain, I'll be the chef. That's
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  Speaker 4: what he tweets. No, I mean it was fucking serious.
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  Speaker 1: See we're both chefs. No, we're not, and and we're
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  Speaker 1: confusing the audience. So I decided today, you know, if
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  Speaker 1: we're building a new audience, that there should be one chef,
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  Speaker 1: So I'll be the chef. And then I decided that
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  Speaker 1: Carl's new name is a captain. All right. Then he
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  Speaker 1: didn't like He didn't like captains. So then I what
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  Speaker 1: were the choices I gave you? None?
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  Speaker 4: You just kept calling me fucking captain.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's a pole and everything.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't see a fucking poll.
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  Speaker 1: The choices are Champcuz Buddy uh and I think Honeybatter
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  Speaker 1: which which one show? And Poppy we got to settle?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to pick one here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the Captain Phillips photoshops.
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  Speaker 4: They've been doing them all day.
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  Speaker 1: And then and because of you guys, look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Now hot Secrest.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking twitters.
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  Speaker 1: I literally just stole it from my Instagram Opie Radio.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody posted this after you guys were talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: But basically it's Ryan Seacrest looking like a million bucks
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  Speaker 1: and what's his name? That guy? Toby, Yeah, Toby Maguire
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  Speaker 1: with his glasses from spider Man. Spider Man, and then
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  Speaker 1: he puts his glasses on to see, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest a little better, and then it's it's a
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  Speaker 1: worn out person to beat me.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty goods are They're brilliant?
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  Speaker 4: It's great at.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of creative and very funny people out there.
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  Speaker 4: Mark. I was thinking about outside when I wait, and then.
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  Speaker 1: I tweeted this, Nah retweeted somebody who's in like flints
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  Speaker 1: sixty six. Trump also there to feed Carl. So you
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  Speaker 1: saw the picture of Trump on the whaling wall right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so now they took that, they took Trump out of
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  Speaker 1: that picture and then put a cheeseburger in his hand
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  Speaker 1: and now he's pushing it into Carl's face. That's really
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  Speaker 1: good in studio, that's really Mark looks on.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was thinking Mark when I when I was
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  Speaker 5: at Fremont, one of the worst fucking things.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm sitting there in front of.
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  Speaker 5: The Golden Nugget and they have that live wire thing
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  Speaker 5: that that zip line.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I almost went on that.
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  Speaker 4: So my wife wants to do it with my daughter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, it.
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  Speaker 2: Looks great and it's a different kind of zip line
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  Speaker 2: because it gets the legs and a harness who lifts
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  Speaker 2: lay down on it, so you just go horizontal wife.
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  Speaker 4: You know she's very well endowed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Can we see a photo.
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  Speaker 1: Instagram? All right, so Carl's wife yet gorgeous? Oh really,
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  Speaker 1: he shouldn't be complaining as much as he does.
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  Speaker 2: You should hot to Molly, look at that well done
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  Speaker 2: say yeah, yeah, she.
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  Speaker 1: Knows she's well and down because she's wearing black. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to board. I'm not saying anything.
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  Speaker 4: Let's keep a fucking moving birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's keep it your birthday, cousins.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's being respectful.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay.
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  Speaker 5: So we're on Fremont Street. She wants to do zip
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  Speaker 5: line with my daughter. So I'm waiting and I start
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  Speaker 5: seeing him put the harness on. The harness. Now her
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  Speaker 5: boobies are all out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all tight the harness and ship.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm watching her zip and I'm sitting there with
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  Speaker 5: a beer on Fremont Street watching everyone say the craziest
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  Speaker 5: ship about.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, my god, I'm just standing there.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Holy. You know, she's on a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: people's instagrams. Are you serious? What do you think if
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  Speaker 1: you saw that? Aren't you filming it?
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  Speaker 4: Probably I didn't even think of that.
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  Speaker 1: It's on something Facebook, Twitter, Snapschat, It's it's out there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: When she gets dressed up, it's fucking lights out. People
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  Speaker 5: physically get angry at me.
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  Speaker 2: You got any photos of that? What the dressed up wife?
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  Speaker 1: Uh face? He really needs to this.
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  Speaker 2: She is quite the dime. Yeah, she's a good looking
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  Speaker 2: kidd some some special sauce. What's that? Oh boy, you.
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  Speaker 1: Let him slide.
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  Speaker 4: He's he's a celebrity.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: She's very trick.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, right now, if.
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  Speaker 5: Anyone in his rooms the closest the seacrest, I'm going
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  Speaker 5: to be a celebrity again, my friend, I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: be you.
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  Speaker 1: Watch it's coming.
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  Speaker 2: I know you can't change. This is a good Opie.
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  Speaker 2: You're in a good Yeah, you're right here, nice Opie.
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  Speaker 4: I've started watching some of your old Oh.
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  Speaker 2: You were cocky in your day. In one way you
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: were different as a celeb was Yeah, you're nice and humble.
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  Speaker 2: You're you're an average Joe.
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  Speaker 1: I've been humbled exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It might have been good for you.
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  Speaker 7: You.
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  Speaker 1: What are we referring to something in particular, Mark.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you had a I don't want to say you
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  Speaker 2: had a chip, but you had a little uh swagger, Yes, swagger.
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  Speaker 1: It's all right to have a little swagger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was you know, it was a little
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  Speaker 2: loft pudding. What's the best thing. I'm just saying. It
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  Speaker 2: was love, it was it was a little intimidating to
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  Speaker 2: be around you. Well, now you're just so easy, breezy,
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  Speaker 2: cool as a cucumber.
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  Speaker 4: You're one of the guys, genuinely nice guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, completely, you know I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was intimidating there for a while.
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  Speaker 2: But I think money changes everybody. You've got a million
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  Speaker 2: people listening to you. It changes a man, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're in a frustrating situation, so you take it
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  Speaker 1: out on others.
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  Speaker 2: Also, you're you're you had some power, you could give
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  Speaker 2: people exposure and a name.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think.
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  Speaker 2: That goes to a guy's head.
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  Speaker 1: Did you say had uh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Wow, Carl's showing off the lady. Now, holy fuck, Carl,
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking good. That is quite a whop.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's way worse than anything I have said today.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Italian.
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  Speaker 1: Keep it equal. He might keep it equal.
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  Speaker 4: He might be working in November.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta be smart. Mark's on his way, he is.
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  Speaker 1: You better stay humble.
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  Speaker 2: Yet, I can't be cocky. I have to low self esteem.
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  Speaker 4: Not hooking up with Schumer.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. I don't join the list of people that blow
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  Speaker 1: us off. Answer they get too famous.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I love it here, all right, And you don't want
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  Speaker 1: the Brooklyn East.
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  Speaker 7: I p A.
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  Speaker 2: Huh if you got anything besides an I p A.
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  Speaker 1: I like that you said off mic, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say it. I'm Mike that he doesn't like I p
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  Speaker 1: AS hate I PAS.
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  Speaker 2: I hate him get over the world.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't like them.
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  Speaker 4: They make me unbelievably thirsty.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's got a daft taste.
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  Speaker 5: It's that that tanical tastes things exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And the people that drink them like me.
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  Speaker 1: The people audience drinks the I p A understand, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't like them. I don't like them. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like the alcohol content because it sneaks up quick on
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  Speaker 1: you too. I think you're having a couple of beers.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: You know you're fucked.
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  Speaker 5: I just think it's so off balance, and they give
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  Speaker 5: me a headache, and they taste like metal.
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  Speaker 1: He rock.
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  Speaker 4: Do you like the I p as an I p
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: a East Brooklyn loggage so strong?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's heavy.
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  Speaker 1: Ship Is he rocking there still? Marquee?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in. They was sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: I wish you don't like I pas either, right, Iraq.
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  Speaker 3: It's there's very few that I do actually enjoy, But
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  Speaker 3: it's just this, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just get such a bitter taste from it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really a big fan of it. Why are
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  Speaker 1: they taking off?
• 9:15
  Speaker 7: Then?
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: You're kind of a beer guy.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: Reason why you show Ribbon is now the number one
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  Speaker 3: beer in the United States.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, those cheap beers. There's something to be said about
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: the cheap beers. Yeah, it wasn't for Nati.
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  Speaker 5: If it wasn't for Natty Light, I'd still be a
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  Speaker 5: fucking virgin boy.
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  Speaker 2: Good point, man.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: No, but the paps old Milwaukee give me Schlitz my favorite.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been a trailer park.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: I've been to one.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No in Midtown.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, that's not in mid Town.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: You should check it out. Where is it?
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  Speaker 4: That's that's next to Yeah, it's right in my flat iron.
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  Speaker 1: Is it downtown a little bit?
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  Speaker 4: It's on twenty ninth.
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  Speaker 1: I went there a million years ago. But the trailer
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  Speaker 1: park a lounge and grill. People are always ask me
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  Speaker 1: what to do when they come to New York. Low
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  Speaker 1: off fucking Times Square, or do it for a half
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  Speaker 1: hour and then move on. And one of the places
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  Speaker 1: to go is this trailer park lounge. And they serve
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: nothing but the cheap ship. I'm sure they've extended their
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  Speaker 1: uh their menu, you know now, But back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: it's all cheap beer. And it's a great vibe in there.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: It's a dive bark.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: I love Rochester's finest.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Pull it up Rochester's fine. Don't say Genesee cream Ale.
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: Genesee Cremale is my favorite.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Is a good beer.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: It'll fuck you up now.
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: I love Genesee cream Ale. What anybody says?
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: That was my beer in college and with the beer balls,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: I fuck. I hated Genesee Cream. I should be supporting
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: Western New York. But that is rough.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: It is one of my favorite I just got why
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: do you like it?
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: I got a vintage Genesee hat the other day.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Beautiful. There you go. Mark should check it out once.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: It looks sort of like looks a little kitchy. Yeah,
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: it looks like it's a tourist trap. Now. I don't
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: remember it being that over the top. Looks like a
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: used to be an Applebee's.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: Bait.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, you know what. I don't know if I could
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  Speaker 1: suggest this anymore. They've really changed it up. I think
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: it looks like, you.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: Know, it's like fun and kookie.
• 11:18
  Speaker 5: Now, if you're not from New York, go to cool
• 11:20
  Speaker 5: places like Speedy Romeos is really cool.
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: There's there's a the Gowanis Yacht Club.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Is really cool.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: I like the sound of that.
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: Go to pig Beach. That's the way you should be.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: Pig Beach is an open space in New York knowing Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 5: It's an open space and they bring the best barbecue
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: guys from all the like like bands or a comedian.
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: So they have every night they'll bring another barbecue guy
• 11:47
  Speaker 5: in named Barbecue Outside. It's an outside space called pig Beach,
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  Speaker 5: and it's in Brooklyn, in the middle of hipster central.
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  Speaker 5: But the barbecue, just the smell can see out the
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  Speaker 5: fucking assholes. Really, so you have really cool Brooklyn people
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  Speaker 5: and then all the people that come from the South
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  Speaker 5: that are here and expats and stuff. So yeah, I
• 12:07
  Speaker 5: mean the quality of girls, it's just unbelievable. And Williamsburger
• 12:12
  Speaker 5: it's uh yeah, it's like, yeah, it's in Williamsburg.
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  Speaker 2: All right. It looks great.
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: Big Beach is in.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: They had rotating racks for the ribs. Yeah you've been there. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at this and I want to go.
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  Speaker 5: He's one of my favorite places to drink outside and
• 12:26
  Speaker 5: and just to smell, you know, you smello the wood
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: and stuff.
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: I mean Union Street and Brooklyn.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: It's you know where it is Paul's.
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  Speaker 2: But it's nice to go somewhere anywhere in New York
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: a little room, but a little bit, right, It's.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: So great to go on club. It's cool. There's a
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  Speaker 4: lot of cool places.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: All right. Let's say hi to Ryan in Chicago. Ryan,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: what's up, buddy?
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  Speaker 8: Hey Olpi first thing's birthday? Happy birthday, man, Thank you Ryan.
• 12:51
  Speaker 9: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 8: And uh, I just want to tell you man, you're
• 12:56
  Speaker 8: I've been listening to you for a long time, and
• 12:58
  Speaker 8: your your show right now since uh you know, since
• 13:02
  Speaker 8: six months ago. It's hands down the best show on there.
• 13:05
  Speaker 8: I mean, everybody brings a little bit to the show.
• 13:08
  Speaker 8: You got Carl, you got h Mark, Vick Sharat, you know,
• 13:13
  Speaker 8: I mean, everybody brings a little bit, and it's I mean,
• 13:18
  Speaker 8: it's it's amazing. I just want to say it. Get
• 13:23
  Speaker 8: if they cancel you guys's contracts, which I hope they.
• 13:25
  Speaker 5: Will, you know what, I'm canceling my script.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Here first, folks, I was paying attention for a long
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: time and I I handpicked these guys. I like being
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: around these guys and then they make it means a
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: lot of fun. So yeah, I mean we'll continue no
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: matter what. I could guarantee you that I.
• 13:51
  Speaker 8: Mean, and when you and Carl get into it with jo,
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm I just laughed my ass off, thank.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: You, But I got to interrupt your phone call because
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Carl is now sending me pictures of his hot wife.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Why are you text you? Fuck me?
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Wanted to know what picture I posted? I sent it
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  Speaker 4: to you by mistake. Give me got back happying. Mari goes,
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: what picture did you send? I'm like this one, but
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: he was in my fucking queue?
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Is that going inside? Or is that a YETI cup?
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Wow? This yetti cup is extra special.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you sending me pictures of your hot buxom?
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, Carl Greek text?
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  Speaker 4: Oh like you sent me the picture to.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Roland just came.
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  Speaker 1: It's this room. By the way, We've had problems in
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: this room with texts place. Yes, yes, and we're really
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: mad at each other for something he actually did. It
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: was his fault on this one. And then he texted
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Jimmy right before the show started and said that little
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: cunt won't look at me, and he sent it to me,
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: and then he was trying to explain it like ah,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye. He knew he fucked up. And
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: then he was trying to say that he was sending
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  Speaker 1: it to me about Jimmy, and I'm like, now this
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  Speaker 1: is way over the top though, and then I walked
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: off and I was I quit what And then melk
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: carmers in like I refused to take anyone's phone calls.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is ridiculous, how crazy this is getting celebrity,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be walking off celebrity.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then mel Carmerson called me personally. He was the
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: main guy around here and he goes, you're you're gonna
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: be in my office tomorrow morning. And I'm like, oh, okay,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: and then yeah, yeah, you got me back, and you
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: guys all squirted away for a little while. I mean,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: this is old news, obviously, this is this is stuff
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: that has sort of been talked about on here. And
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: then Jimmy tried to tell me that I was paranoid
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: that you know, that text you know, uh wasn't supposed
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: to go to him. But then when me and Anne
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: had our phone calls and admitted that he sucked up
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: that day and send it to me instead of Jimmy, Oh,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: it was a whole fucking thing.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: One time I was dating a girl for like ten
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: years and I sent her a text on accident that
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: said I wish I could man, I got to hang
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: out with my dumb broad girlfriend or something like that.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: And I went right to her and I was like, oh,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: and you re back what I just rode back?
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: Ha ha.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to see it something like that. They
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: just had to play it off brutal. When that text
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: goes out, it's the craziest feeling. There's nothing you can
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: do about it. You're trying to like go back in
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: time and picture what you know, it's your brain goes
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: in a horrible place.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you just got to sit down and hash it out.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, when you when you get when you get caught,
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: stay caught. I deny, Oh deny is because then you're
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: in trouble for the denying. That's all they care about.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Remember what, Hey, you got me just turn into it.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, just be like, listen, I'm create some problem.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: That's what I do.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Create a problem.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, oh, I think I'm going crazy. I'm all
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: stressed out.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: And then he's sorry for interesting star fire.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Should I tweet this picture of your hot wife?
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: By the way, Oh yeah, I mean, how much do
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: you want to eat out of.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: A straw, out of a cup. Why you're going to
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: be having full meals out of that yet?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: I told you I made a mistake. Oh, let it go.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Happy fucking birthday?
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Why did I get? I want one on my birthday.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: She's showing a lot of leg in this picture. Yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I want to zoom in.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Hold on minute, what is she sitting on?
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: No kidding, my fucking my future.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Oh I just got it?
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: What a.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Did you just send it to him?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Holy thank you?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Ope, I'm not gonna send it around Jesus.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Picture is not that bad.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: She's fully in gorge.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Can I have it for the night? Yes, and then
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I'll like, I'll delete it, like what time I got
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: a better round? Eleven eleven? Give it eleven oh five,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I'll delete it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, a lot of.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: People, but a lot of people have done that. Yeah,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: texting to the wrong person this, I'm sure we could
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: take hours of phone calls, horror stories. Let's see a
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: lot of happy birthdays. I'm hanging up on the happy birthdays.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: But I really do appreciate it. But uh, let's go
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: to other calls too. Jamie in Rochester, what's up, Jamie?
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: Hey, how you doing.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Man, Good buddy, I need another beer, but we got
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: the I pas and me and Mark don't want anything
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: else in the office.
• 18:30
  Speaker 11: Well, I got to agree with you on the Jenny,
• 18:34
  Speaker 11: this is awful.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: The Genesee What is it, Jenny Creml.
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: Right, Yeah, I'm originally from East North for Us, went
• 18:42
  Speaker 11: up here to school in state. I'm like the reverse you, right,
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: But I love them beer, but I can't stand the beer.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, aren't they doing? I p as up there? At
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: this point, everybody is, oh, yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: They've really expanded that whole Uh, they really redid that
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: whole area. It's nice, you know, the whole Genesee brewup
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: been there, a little museum and stuff. Right, it'skind of
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: cool to take the kids there and all that, you know,
• 19:04
  Speaker 11: have a beer whatever. But uh, yeah, I'm more into
• 19:06
  Speaker 11: the Canadian stuff.
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: Well, you guys, what do we used.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: To what do we used to have back in the day?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Moulson I love.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Alexander or whatever that.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: But see, I don't know if the rules have changed.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: But way back, I mean I lived in Western New
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: York between college and everything else over ten years, and
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I think it was called Molson ice. The alcohol content
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: and way way out because it came from Canada. They
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: had different rules back the day. I'm not I'm sure
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: they all that ship is bounced out by now.
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: But when we got no, no, you still got it. Yeah, no,
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: I still got it. I don't know if you remember
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: Matt's beer balls. Do you ever get those?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Well, I said beer balls to these guys. You have
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: no idea what a beer ball is. They had them
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: at college. It was there. It was so much easier
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: than dragging a keg around and done.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: You knew when it was dying.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Came in basically like I hat box, so it was
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: easy to carry, and you know, if you only had
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: a few guys, it was perfect. Instead of dragging the
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: keg all over the fucking place and then having to
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: return the keg.
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: You could sneak it in that We couldn't into the dorm.
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: We couldn't afford the taps, so we cut the top
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: off like it was a fishbowl and dip our sixteen
• 20:19
  Speaker 11: ounce cups into it like idiots.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Why is the annoyed by the beer ball?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Because you always had.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Some drunk asshole who tried to kick it, you know,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: before it was even done.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: And then it ruined everything. I'm not drinking a game.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: We're not drink a game of throwing. That's a dumb beer,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: dirty bottle game. I think we're still allowed to say
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: gay on this channel as well as it spelled g
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: e wy. No, that's no.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I just got to tweet. Somebody said all you do
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: is racial and sexual women jokes or offensive jokes to women.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: He's like, that's comedy.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Did you tell them? Did you see me? Jimmy Allan?
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: You poor fuck?
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: But the guys like offended.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Wait to you.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all you do is rachel and and shit sexual.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: That was an accident.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I just popped some champagne. Anything would pop off that easy.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That's the game of throne ship. Yeah, that's kind of
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: taste off.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, pretty good. They've been doing a series for
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: years on it. Oh really yeah, only guy has the
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: official license.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: It smell smells like champagne.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: All right, give me a little bit, just a little bit.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: It smells like virginity.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I'll keep the balls pretty good now.
• 21:35
  Speaker 11: Oh you don't like to yeah, I'll let you guys go.
• 21:38
  Speaker 11: I got my thirteen year old from the cars.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Right front of you.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I hope your roll the windows down.
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: Last thing, I tell you that the combo of Mark
• 21:49
  Speaker 11: and Cuban and you are great, and just as great
• 21:52
  Speaker 11: is with Vic and the Cuban. You know, the Ashburger's
• 21:55
  Speaker 11: like syndrome that Vic has is awesome, and then the
• 21:59
  Speaker 11: knowledge that the Cuban has. I mean, you guys are
• 22:02
  Speaker 11: just it's the best. I wait for the radio every
• 22:04
  Speaker 11: day and I can't believe they get rid of the replay.
• 22:07
  Speaker 11: And I called them up and told them if they
• 22:09
  Speaker 11: drop you guys or mess with you guys anymore, I'm out.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not a lot of cod man because they
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: are very man. If I tell you guys to uh,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: you know, let them know if it bothers you.
• 22:21
  Speaker 11: The only reason I have this goddamn radio.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Wow, what a guy.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you Jamie, thank you very much. You can get
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the show on demand. Yeah, but yeah, Quarrel, who's on
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: the show doesn't want to deal with that on the ID.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I literally didn't.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: That's what frustrates me, and I knew that's what that
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: would be a problem for a lot of people.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: I'm driving for seventeen hours. The kids have all the
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: phone chargers. I don't want to go through my phone,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: like lose all my phone thing.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: How old are you again? I'm forty two, all right?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Like when you get into your forties, I would say
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: you want to you'd want it as easy as POSSI everything.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You just want it to be there. It's easy.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: You download it and then you play it whenever you want.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: When you have forty.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: We're hereout you aboutitude.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: You guys heard of these lingerie rooms exactly?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: You just want to go in your car and turn
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: it on.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, that's easy.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: That's real easy.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this there, Yes, ugly Ryan, if
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: you had, if you got mixed, if you got you know,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: clipped tomorrow, would you do a podcast?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Oh? Boy, you've made a lot of money.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: You've already got the fans, you bring them with you, right,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: and then you get your big sponsors and all that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: You make some some good dough like a Rogan or
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: a Corolla or a Maren.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You know, you just made a whole bunch of people.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Turn up the radios down the hall. Oh I'm not
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: playing my fucking cards, all.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Right, bucket, you don't. You can't work a podcast.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I'll do a podcast.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: You should do one.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do it.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: About what what do I talk about?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Jeez, you could talk about going on the road, food, puss.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Spear, booze, your hot wife.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can talk about products, you know, products, cutting boards, yetties, women, whatever.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Do you have her number?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Motherfuck? Are you still looking at He's literally still looking
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: at the picture?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: A number though?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Look at those damns.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I just want to say hi.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: You want to call her?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's call her.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: She's a She's the only person that could shut him down.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Mark having a good time.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: But if it's your birthday, you want to call him.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I don't want to make it weird.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Take a poll on the phone if we don't even
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: have to.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: They love when she calls because it shuts you down,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: all right. They love hearing you all like, all right,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that's enough, thank you.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Let me know what you called him? Go to the bathroom.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I thought that was poll.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Here's your number here?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: You want to know you're not getting you want the picture?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: You can, kid, I can't wait to talk to missus chef.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll call her right now.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Hold on here it is here.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Let's say how to Connor in Boston? Connor? What's up? Hey?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: What up?
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Bob?
• 25:04
  Speaker 13: How are you?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: We're good? Today, man, how are you no complaints?
• 25:08
  Speaker 13: I just want to say, absolutely love how the show
• 25:11
  Speaker 13: is coming. I remember you guys in Boston when you
• 25:13
  Speaker 13: killed our mayor back in the day.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I tried to make good and he didn't
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: want to hear it.
• 25:22
  Speaker 13: No, he did not.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: No, I got it. I gotta say it. I think
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I said it on the air. If not. He was
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: coming through serious to promote I think his book, and
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I was trying to book him, and then we were
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: talking to his people and stuff, and I said, legit.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I want to like kind of apologize and say I
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: was a madman back then. But he didn't want it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 13: We all loved it, even when my mother was getting
• 25:43
  Speaker 13: flashed in wonder room when I a woldsticker was on
• 25:45
  Speaker 13: the bumper of her.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't regret we did it, but I
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: had a little guilt many years later, and I figured
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I would talk to the guy, but he did not
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: want to hear it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 25:56
  Speaker 13: Well, I don't think he's gonna mind right now, will
• 25:58
  Speaker 13: be so no worries.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: He died how many years ago, now, like four or
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: five years ago.
• 26:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah, bout dad. I mean, it was a great mayor
• 26:06
  Speaker 13: for the for the town. So we definitely miss on.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: But right, I better things.
• 26:11
  Speaker 13: So I just wanted to say happy birthday's been following
• 26:14
  Speaker 13: you forever, and uh.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Call your wife's on the line, tight, Marie. Hey, your
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: your husband's sending pictures of you.
• 26:29
  Speaker 14: Around setting pictures of me.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: You look great, baby, you look wonderful as long as
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you're not bad now, a lot of legs.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: I hope she said happy birthday.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, Marie. Jesus, I like her. She's nice animal.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: And then you got like a black white striped top
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: on with a lot of like holes in it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's definitely not me, then, very Lacy, No, it
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: is you, that's you, all right.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I think Carl was supposed to send this picture to you.
• 27:03
  Speaker 14: But Carl's supposed to send a picture of me to me.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, and then he sent it to me. I guess.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he wants me to tweet it,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I'll figure it out.
• 27:13
  Speaker 14: Well, let me see it first before you start tweeting it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to do.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: That's why I ask for your number, But somebody's holding
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: hold the number.
• 27:21
  Speaker 13: Number of it?
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: What are you fucking in a car accident?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Phone number How was your trip to to Memphis with
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Carl and the kids?
• 27:32
  Speaker 14: It was nice. We had a really good time.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Do you do uh workouts? Do you work out? Spin?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Mark Norman?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Mark Norman really likes the way you look. It's getting
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: weird in here.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she could spin.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Oh those cams, Yes.
• 27:49
  Speaker 14: I used to be that's what. Like my big workout
• 27:52
  Speaker 14: was classes.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Ah what kind of broad did you need for that? Though?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Is that okay to ask? I don't I want to be.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing nothing. I'm not I'm not saying that.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Why why won't you Why don't you want to talk
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: to you for yourself? Okay?
• 28:06
  Speaker 14: You need like I would wear like a regular bra
• 28:08
  Speaker 14: and then like a sports braw over.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Goddamn, gotta keep them pushed down.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Well he got nickname? Was her nickname in high school?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: What?
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Double D? Marie?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Double D? Marie D.
• 28:20
  Speaker 14: I was a cheerleader, so I would Oh.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Did you keep the uniform?
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: I'm sure?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, this is getting good.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Outside of the room. Wow, what kind of cheerleader.
• 28:45
  Speaker 14: Pictures of me?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Carl?
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I made a mistake, Marie.
• 28:48
  Speaker 14: Sometimes like Twitter people.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not the Twitter people that we call them.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: The Twaddy twats.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're animals.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: They are animals man trolls. Yes, So what kind of
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: cheerleading did you like?
• 29:01
  Speaker 14: High school? For football?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: M what'd she say?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: High school football?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Oh? Really with pomp pop.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not sending it to anybody, Marie. I made a
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: mistake for you.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Uh well, he sent it to me, and then you know,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't send it to you.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: What we were talking because Mark Nurman said I've never
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: seen your wife, so I should have one picture.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: But he's like, he was like, I want to see
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: your body.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: So then I was having a conversation with let me
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: send it to marine to make sure it's okay.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: It got to you right, and then I had to
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: send it to it just a couple people because they
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: didn't know what I was. They didn't know what they
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: didn't know what I was talking about. So I figured, well,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: instead of trying to explain it, I'll just send the picture.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well now I got to deal with Marie.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: So the trip was good. What was your favorite part?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Carl was talking about Graceland yesterday.
• 29:51
  Speaker 14: Yeah, Graceland was fun. You know, I went to Gracelynn
• 29:54
  Speaker 14: years ago and it's so different. They have this giant
• 29:58
  Speaker 14: like museum thing on like across the street, which they
• 30:02
  Speaker 14: didn't have before. It was just like you kind of
• 30:04
  Speaker 14: walked by and went to the thing. But now it's
• 30:06
  Speaker 14: like they I kept saying, I.
• 30:10
  Speaker 15: Don't know how they have all of this ship like
• 30:13
  Speaker 15: old checks that were cash and his first record contract,
• 30:18
  Speaker 15: and like the things that they have there are unbelievable,
• 30:22
  Speaker 15: Like if any if I was ever super super rich
• 30:26
  Speaker 15: and famous, like nobody could.
• 30:27
  Speaker 14: Ever have a museum like that, because I don't know
• 30:30
  Speaker 14: how they keep all that stuff. It's so crazy they
• 30:33
  Speaker 14: had everything.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I know you went to GRACELANMD, but you're giving me
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Dollywood alright, I'll three guys later. I had to take it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: And why are you crushing her dream?
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: About the fame thing, My wife doesn't want to be famous,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: she said. If she was, though, so that's in her head.
• 30:56
  Speaker 14: She could ever do a museum like that about me,
• 30:58
  Speaker 14: Like I don't. I don't like how did they sable
• 31:01
  Speaker 14: that stuff?
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: It's just unbelievab Your mom almost threw you in the garbage,
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: let alone, and this stuff my here mom took her
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: cast off for a picture.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: What listen to this?
• 31:13
  Speaker 14: She should be imprisoned, exaggerated, you guys, I broke my
• 31:16
  Speaker 14: arm when I was in second grade. I broke my arm,
• 31:19
  Speaker 14: and my mom asked the doctor to take my cast
• 31:23
  Speaker 14: off like two weeks early because I was making communion
• 31:26
  Speaker 14: and she didn't want me to have the cast. Oh my.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: And then what happened, honey?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: And then I broke my oh.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Again because it wasn't healed.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, really, how did you break your arm again?
• 31:43
  Speaker 14: I was riding my bike, fell off the bike.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I don't know sound it made up?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: But nice left.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I lost my shot there. I was gonna say, un
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: snapping the bro no, but she was too quick for me.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I couldn't get it in. I mean, you know the
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: joke in.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Fu, I mean my life kankakes.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: What else about the trip? Did you see Carl a lot?
• 32:10
  Speaker 14: No, not at all.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? We went to grace Sland together.
• 32:15
  Speaker 14: That was one day. We were away for six days.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Jesus, Yeah, but a little upsided. I'm gonna defend Carl
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: a little bit because he was gonna go with Roland
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: and then uh, and then it turned into a family trip.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: So I would imagine you guys had like an understanding
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: and a conversation like, look, I'm gonna have to be
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: doing a lot of this barbecuing thing because it's.
• 32:34
  Speaker 14: Uh, you know, we have a standing in life that
• 32:38
  Speaker 14: Carl does his own thing. We I mean we hung out,
• 32:42
  Speaker 14: you know, we did the whole the Graceland thing and
• 32:44
  Speaker 14: it rained, so they kind of like they were like
• 32:47
  Speaker 14: asking the people from the barbecue thing to leave because
• 32:50
  Speaker 14: of lightning. So Carl didn't go that day, but we hadn't.
• 32:54
  Speaker 14: Now one night we went to like some crazy bar
• 32:58
  Speaker 14: which was fun. That was that place where they sang
• 33:01
  Speaker 14: we were singing live music, so we did that together.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Marie was dancing with a six foot black tranny. Wow,
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: not even joking. I know where she found her and him.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, I gotta check with the people. Are we
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: allowed to talk about trainings on this on this channel?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Still a little if on that one?
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: All right, Black Caitlin, be careful.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: We don't want to offend anyone.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: I go, Where's I go to the guy that we're
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: with him? Like, where's my wife? Right?
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: And she's like I tried to tell her to stop.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: You went out a cigarette, but she wouldn't. She doesn't
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: listening I'm like, she doesn't listen to anybody.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: What'd she do it?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: All of a sudden, I see over six foot blonde
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: wig three Adams apples, looked like a traffic.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Light like that, And she doesn't care. She's having a
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: time of her life.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Only white girl in a room full of Southern black
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: guys listening and listening to like gospel, like jazz, and.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: She didn't care. She was dan and made friends.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Do you mind if we dance with your dates? How
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: was the experience for you, Marie?
• 34:09
  Speaker 14: We had a good time.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 14: I took the kids to the zoo. The zoo in
• 34:13
  Speaker 14: Memphis is amazing. They have like all these animals that
• 34:18
  Speaker 14: like more like around here. They don't have like they
• 34:21
  Speaker 14: had zebras. They had a panza. They have a hippo
• 34:24
  Speaker 14: that was like a baby, like a baby hippo.
• 34:26
  Speaker 15: It was so cute.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: So we have the Bronx. She's adorable. She's adorable. Nice.
• 34:41
  Speaker 14: And then me and the kids who went to like
• 34:42
  Speaker 14: the the Memphis Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Rock
• 34:49
  Speaker 14: and Soul Museum, we went to Beal Street.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you about the Memphis Uh? What was
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the Music Hall of Fame? What's in there a lot
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: of blue stuff, right.
• 35:02
  Speaker 14: It's it's not that big. The whole of the same
• 35:06
  Speaker 14: place was really small.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: It has like.
• 35:10
  Speaker 14: Like everybody's name on them. There's not a lot of people.
• 35:12
  Speaker 14: To be honest, I would say maybe there's like sixty
• 35:17
  Speaker 14: people that are in it.
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: Is that.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: It looks like a whole of nobody's.
• 35:27
  Speaker 14: It was literally like the three six Mafia and justin
• 35:31
  Speaker 14: Timberlake were the only.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Crushing that you're crushing. So you're basically saying it's kind
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: of a waste of time and maybe they shouldn't have bothered.
• 35:45
  Speaker 14: I mean, if you're into like jazz, and I guess
• 35:50
  Speaker 14: like it would make sense. But I didn't know.
• 35:52
  Speaker 11: I'm not like, I don't know.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Can I put her on hold? I gotta get this
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: on the line.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Hold on, Marie, hold on.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I might hang up on you, but hold on, man.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I think if I lock her right and then I
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: could take another call. I think that's how this works.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Hold on a minute. All right, christ and Massachusetts go ahead.
• 36:14
  Speaker 13: Hey, how'd you guys get Carmelo soprano on the phone?
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: No, Tony, she's totally dude. Yeah, but she's nicer.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, she's very nice. Thank you. Let's go back
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: to Boston. Kill.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: What do you got hey, buddy, happy birthday. I just
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: want to say thank you for the copy of Marie's picture. Man,
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: I appreciate it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: What the fuck it's Boston, bro, I got there, city
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: where I made my name. Yeah, only rocks, he knows.
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: I remember you from day one, brother, Thank you?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Body? All right, look back to Carl's wife Marie. How
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: did how drunk did Carl get down there? Can I
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: still hear?
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: We lost there?
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: What a shame?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, what do I do?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: She's putting ice on her tits.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Wait, Marie's still there.
• 37:13
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm here, Sorry, okay, just twenty is fine?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Oh fine, she's tipping the pool.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Boy, what the fuck are you doing?
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: Oh my god?
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: It fine?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Holy hell, it's.
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: What is going on? Carl?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: I don't even want to I don't want to even
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: know what the swingers? What the s She's saying? Twenty
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: is fine here and I.
• 37:40
  Speaker 14: Ordered the for them.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: Oh, he went to be today.
• 37:45
  Speaker 14: I was a chaperone on the kid's steel trip, so
• 37:48
  Speaker 14: we were in New York today, So now I'm seating
• 37:53
  Speaker 14: the kids.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: The Intrepid is pretty cool. Yeah, it's not bad.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: It's a ship box. It's not bad.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I like, I got a show there once and really bummed.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Did you really?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't do those shows outdoors. Brutal brutals, just
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: horrible setup, just jets going by boats, horrible gig. Yeah
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: yeah right, you.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Got ferries, you got the helicopters with all the rich assholes,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: got the wind coming off the river.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my gaze in the military, chunk wasn't hitting.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: We could still make fun of that at least, right
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Paul gays in the military.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Oh damn, I want to see this list of ship
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: You can't say.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what is going on
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: pretty much? Hi and by Yeah, all I know is
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I've been hearing thanks by Marie. Anything else about the trip?
• 38:45
  Speaker 14: No, we're home now.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It was okay, all right, Murrie.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Watch you promote the restaurant, honey, so we can pay
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: for whatever you just bought?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Who paid for the cans?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: They're those are real real?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Well done, Marie.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: What did she have to do with it?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Well done? God? Sorry, why do I think they were faced?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: She gott to be shed in high school? Wow?
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Marie likes you too, because she's convinced I came home
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: one day, were on the radio together.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: She had a couple of pop center and she was
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: convinced that you were the guy from movie Phone. No kidding, Marie,
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: tell the story.
• 39:39
  Speaker 14: Well, I think you just did, I I said, marcause
• 39:45
  Speaker 14: he was the original movie.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, these two they did a pilot. How
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: many years ago?
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Is that now?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Two or three years ago?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: That's how I sort of just another pilot last Weekend?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Those two together, Holy fuck, they go at it, they
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: laugh together, they want pretty much beat each other up.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was the pilot was great. You guys should
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: hang out more. It was for the Food Network, right, yeah,
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: what the Food Network. All they want to do is
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: like they want cupcake challenges.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: It's garbage.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: It's all game shows. Yeah it's stupid. Yeah, Chopped challenges,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: cupcake war.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I kind of like the grocery games. I
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: do too, But you know I did like it.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: You know, as as a chef, I think Food Network
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: needs to get back to what it is. Like it's happening.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: It's it's having the MTV for you know what I mean,
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Like it's no longer about cooking.
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: I hear you.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: You know what it's. It's sort of what we do.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I'll break character for a second. You gotta you gotta
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: kind of take the piss out of it a little bit.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: What you mean, Like you make some jokes and stuff.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: They take it too seriously.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: I thought you were talking about being a chef again.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, here we go. But you know how
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I make fun of in this and that you're getting
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: real knowledge out there, and then I'm taking the piss
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: out of it a little bit and hopefully there's some
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: jokes in there.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: They don't have that.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: They take themselves way too serious. Problem, it's so serious.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not a foodie to that.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm not a foodie at all, but you know,
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: you know sometimes when I'm judging and stuff, like they
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: edit the ship out of it because I can't get
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: into it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Like they tell me, they're like, you know, be more serious.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: I'm like, the guy's dressed like a fire hydrant. How
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: do you want me to be serious?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: This guy?
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: I want to throw a potato at him, you.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Like, but then the other side of it, like you
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: watch these MTV chef Chef's Mind, Chef's Table, it's all
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: like so pretentious, Like how about a joke, crack a smile.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: You know what's funny.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: It's what's funny is if if they talk to chefs
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: in real life, like we we fake it, like when
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: they when all these documentaries and stuff, We don't want
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: to talk about caviar and shit.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: All we do is eat French fries and hamburgers and
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: stuff like go to schrip.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Club and party and they have they it's a persona
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: that we all play.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: It's not real because it's your job. When you get
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: away from that, you know, cooking, you're you don't care
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: as much, right you.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: You hate you hate your food, but a certain level.
• 42:11
  Speaker 14: Right, What about that one documentary with these people, are
• 42:16
  Speaker 14: they really do take themselves? That's seriously? I mean they
• 42:18
  Speaker 14: have like their own farm where they only right, yeah exactly,
• 42:23
  Speaker 14: and the guy's making like a salad and burning a
• 42:26
  Speaker 14: fucking tree on top of it. Like those people are
• 42:29
  Speaker 14: really taking themselves seriously.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But those I mean, there are those food nerds and.
• 42:34
  Speaker 14: Like serving one person every night. I don't even know
• 42:36
  Speaker 14: how to right exactly.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: She's got double ds and talks like a trucker. What
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: you're doing?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a tough one, A tough one, perfect.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it's I know what you mean.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: You gotta fake it. Same with comedy, like people come
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: seem on the road, I'm hanging out of the bar
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: and having a beer, and.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: They're like, what's roight?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Why aren't you juggling? Why aren't you being hilarious Like
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I'm having a beer.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, right, you're just chilling out at that point. Yeah, Marise, uh,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I still gotta get down there. I can't believe I
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: still haven't been there. I don't think it's gonna happen.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: To be honest with me, I don't think you're going.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I like to get down there too.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Well, after what you said, I don't think you're invited.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: We gotta let you go the big plug. What do
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: you want to plug anything?
• 43:17
  Speaker 14: It'll come to Marie's Italian Specialties in Chatham www dot
• 43:22
  Speaker 14: Marieli dot com. We have merchandise. All of our catering
• 43:26
  Speaker 14: is online.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: So oh, you guys are gonna be selling my shirts too.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, I'll give you a little taste though.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: All right, you got a spot on the wall. Yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: we'll go there. You go, And how's the I don't
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: mean to bring up a bad topic, but I'm going to.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: And it's because I'm uh, because I'm on your side,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: but it's up with the Jersey mics.
• 43:45
  Speaker 14: Oh no, Carl's freaking out. We don't even do the
• 43:52
  Speaker 14: same things. And when we first went there, there was
• 43:54
  Speaker 14: a subway there. What's the difference, all right?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I like this attitude.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Good for you, Marie.
• 44:00
  Speaker 14: Worry do you survived next to a subway? Will survive
• 44:03
  Speaker 14: next to Jersey mice.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I just thought, I hate that change ship, I know,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I just don't like that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: It's a corporate store, you know, and they're and they're
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: and it's not only to me, but it's all these
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: little mom and pops.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: They're landing in these little malls and they're you know,
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: you have to go to war with one of these
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: corporate stores, you know.
• 44:19
  Speaker 14: And I tell you, I don't, Carl, if it's a
• 44:22
  Speaker 14: corporate store. So now it's not even somebody that cares,
• 44:25
  Speaker 14: you know, the staff that they're going to have man
• 44:27
  Speaker 14: and have two bumbling idiots that don't get off their phone.
• 44:30
  Speaker 14: And then the guy that wants to spend five dollars
• 44:33
  Speaker 14: on a shitty sandwich is not gonna They're not going
• 44:35
  Speaker 14: to do that. There's no way. If it's a corporate store,
• 44:39
  Speaker 14: that means nobody actually cares.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Right, all right, I'll just keep worrying by myself.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Then she's right, she believes in herself.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: I know, thinker.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: I always want to make sure because corporate's got deep pockets,
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: True, and they'll you know, I just don't want to
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: deal with them. And and it's just it's you know,
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: we're a deli. We're very well known.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: But I told I told my customers, I said, listen,
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: you want to you want a sandwich with Jersey in
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: the name, or you want to sandwich with Jersey in
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: the fucking soul, you know what I mean, Like we
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: do the real thing.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: That was all right, Yeah you should put that on
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: a T shirt, right, that's a good shirt and get
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: a sandwich board out there saying come on, pussy s,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: don't go here, come to the real place.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, let me tell you something.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: When that thing they're grand opening, I'm canceling whatever I'm doing.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: I'm out there making sausage and peppers with my flip flops.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: And yeah, bro, personally, now we're talking, get her out
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: there in a bikini.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: When is the opening?
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be that busy. There's busy and
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: then there's the cops. Came busy. Yeah, like a YouTube video,
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: I do that.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: When is the opening? We'll take the show over there name,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out, all right, we'll get figure out. Huh.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: We'll take the show to Jersey Mike's Are you deal
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: with that?
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Get them? And I was about to send the picture
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, about to send to them. No, that's
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: what you get.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: All right, we got a break, he Rocks, saying, let
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: me just say that tonight, I'm at the World to
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Stand for a big benefit. It's a hell of a show.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: They just text me to plug it. Come on to
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: stand eight o'clock in Grammar, cy Ron Bennington, Dan soder Me.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: It's a charades on it. Great lineup, jesus. Yeah, what's
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: the benefit for. That's a hell of a question. Hell
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: of a good question.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Let me I have I think I have to go
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: out with guys in town, so I have to go
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: see him in a little bit more. Why can we
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: get him in here because he's filming right now.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: He called let me tell you something. He called Roland
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: at seven thirty in the morning. He's like, when when
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: you guys on, I want to come on seventh he
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: called Roland.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: He still thinks them in mornings.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Jesus, fuck everything I said, just back.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck Murie. Thanks for calling the show.
• 46:49
  Speaker 14: Thank you, and have to have a wonderful birthday today.
• 46:52
  Speaker 14: I enjoy yourself.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Carl hasn't even wish.
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: What you don't know?
• 46:58
  Speaker 14: Guys see, I don't. I wouldn't such you home many
• 47:00
  Speaker 14: time soon.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: No, probably not the But Marie, remember that if if
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: you want to hear yourself on the radio, there's no
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: replay anymore.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Hmmm, so you have.
• 47:11
  Speaker 14: I have the ass though, and I love it.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 47:15
  Speaker 14: It was perfect than I can listen any time I want.
• 47:20
  Speaker 14: It's on, I can pause it, it comes right back.
• 47:22
  Speaker 14: If my phone rings, I can answer the phone, come
• 47:25
  Speaker 14: back to right where it left off.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Seriously, I should send you a check.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: They should.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: She just promoted this place more than I have in
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: fourteen years.
• 47:36
  Speaker 14: Put the headphones in, put the phone in my pocket.
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: I can go about my dad. I don't have to
• 47:40
  Speaker 14: stay in the car the laundry.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Love it, It's great, all right, al alright, you're catch.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: We would have hung up on her fifteen minutes ago
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: if she didn't have double ds. Just just let you know,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: just letting you know.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I would hung up on hundred ten years ago.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Keeping it real. All right, we're all boys, keeping it real.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: We all know why everybody's here.
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: She's entertaining. What you got, buddy?
• 48:07
  Speaker 14: Uh?
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Come to Marie at Times Specialties where we make really
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: good sandwiches and pasta.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, right, and what are we promoting? You rock?
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: We got anything?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: We're good? No, we have nothing.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going Rowan's Food Court, Weird Medicine. It's our Nickel.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: New episodes on Serious XM on demand.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Oh my Instagram, so bor chef, Yes, most pictures of stuff.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to go live on Instagram.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I fucked it out.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe next break OPI Radio on Instagram. We'll be back
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: OPI Radio. All right, we're on Instagram live. I should
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: turn this off though, it's kind of Uh. I can't
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: put the phone anywhere.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the show Night of the stands for
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Kids Cancer. That's what I had to get out, remember that. Yeah,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: I couldn't think of kids cancer. Sorry, hiks, smart come
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: on out. Yeah, eight o'clock.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: But all right, do that.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I think they're only going to see Mark on Instagram Live. Sorry, Carl,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: unless you want to move over, Move over a little bit.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: You know what he looks.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe I should just turn this off. Fuck it,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: go fund yourself, all right, turn that off. Wow, it's
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of people checking out a dumb Instagram Live
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: got Mark Norman and Carl Ruiz in studio. You hey, hey,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: what that well, I'm gonna do this live in the air.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: There you go. Look at Grandpa with the toy. He
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: doesn't know how to use the electronics.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Pappy, you got a delete?
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Go ahead, you'd only right. Oh it's still there.
• 49:51
  Speaker 16: Twitter, hope your radio if you want to see Carl's
• 49:59
  Speaker 16: w hold on you fucking answhole delete the tweet.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: The worst dude ever. Anyway, what else is going out
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: going on in the world there? We were just talking
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: hockey a little bit. Yeah, Nashville and the Stanley Cup
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: for the first time. I don't know if you follow hockey, Mark,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: but fuck this a big story, right, Uh Lou you don't.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You don't really care about hockey.
• 50:25
  Speaker 12: I'm still learning the hockey game. Yeah, I do enjoy it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 12: I have to say I do enjoy it as far
• 50:29
  Speaker 12: as sports are concerned, right, especially more than but.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: You consider yourself kind of a sports guy, so why
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: never hockey.
• 50:36
  Speaker 12: It's a slow learn. It's just I was never into
• 50:38
  Speaker 12: it as a kid, that's all. But I'm slowly learning.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Is it a blank thing? It is a black thing?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Get into it? Is it?
• 50:43
  Speaker 12: Really?
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: It is? Is it because they hit that one black
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: guy with the in the head with a stick that
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: I did? Remember that I turned off the black community?
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, twelve white guys chasing a black guy was Yeah,
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: kind of lost the little luster there.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I come from a time if if you had a
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: black guy on your team, all he did was fight. Really, yes,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: he was the enforcer. But now you know they got
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: some some of the guy's got skills, got it. Yes,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: there's not many in the league still after all these years.
• 51:14
  Speaker 12: Got to be under ten, right, But.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Nashville and the Stanley Cup Finals. Who's not pushing for
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: fucking Nashville unless you're ye, unless you're in Ottawa or Pittsburgh.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: But that's a hell of a story. They've never gone
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: this far. They've I don't think they've ever won a
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: playoff series.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: It's getting late in the season, I'm gonna start watching it.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Watch.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know a few ranger games so fun.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Hockey is so much. I'd rather go to a hockey
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: game than a baseball game, no doubt any fucking time.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, baseball schools, you're out in the sun and
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: you got a beer in your hand. But the energy
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: in a hockey.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Game, it's just.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Conditioned parties in my town.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Huh who Ken Danko hmm, And he just puts up
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: incredible numbers.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I believe it is the hottest.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: The coolest dude I ever met was used to play
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: for the Devils. He came to one of my restaurants.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: As name was Scott Stevens. Of course, dude, his hands
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: looked like two fucking cinder blocks. Really, he looks like
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: another species, Like he's just naturally big dude. Like, I'm
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: just thinking about this guy on skates must be the
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: scariest fucking thing you've ever held.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: The cow and his hands were like.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: They look like fucking Bob the Builder, right, fucking crazy
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: Ralph someone, I just watched.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: The movie Miracle on a Plane just for the hell
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: of its up so good.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember that movie anymore.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's great. And the guy, the real guy I
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: forgot his name, Mike Craig, is like a huge He
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: can go to Boston, he lives, he lives in Massachusetts.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Any bar they still go Craig and I give him
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: a bunch of freezings. Jim Craig, Jim Craig, Okay, Jim Craig. Sorry,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: no worries going off memory here you rock.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: You watching the hockey. He's sleeping again.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Done, a couple of oreos.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Got a nightcap on answering the phones.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the phones are lit. We'll take a few more
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: before before we get out of here. You're watching the hockey,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: like not really, not intentionally. Well, the Nashville story is
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: pretty good. That is pretty good message from Do you
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: want me to read it? Yes?
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Opy delete the photo PERV.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: What very aggressive you said?
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: You put it out on Twitter?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I think I got to it in time.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: But those bastards out there, they're quick, oh I know,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: they especially where the fingers. There's been times I've tweeted
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: and went, ah, yeah, this is a bad idea, and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I deleted immediately and it's already fucking screen cap already.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: That's how sick some of these people are out.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: There, haters. Haters have a lot more energy than.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: They have more energy. True, you'll never win that back.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I'm here to admit that you'll never You'll never win it. No,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: of course, not what else? There was something else?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Oh uh? Speaking of sports?
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: Low.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, So the NFL has finally woke up and they're
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to celebrate touchdown.
• 54:14
  Speaker 12: Thank god, about time.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: You hear about this. It used to drive me nuts.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: They were throwing penalty flags for all sorts of shenanigans
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: in the end zone. And they're now going to allow
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: uh them to celebrate.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Whoa wow, that'll get nice and creative.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: And their rules aren't even that bad as long as
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: you don't take too much fucking time, and I think
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: as long as you don't like shove it in the
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the opponent's face. But pretty much anything else more or
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: less goes right.
• 54:39
  Speaker 12: Anything with the ball you can do. You can use
• 54:40
  Speaker 12: the ball as a prop. Now, oh my god, you
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: can jump on the ground and do snow angels.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Yep, you can start a whole new genre creativity art form. Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I like it, especially when they make fools
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: of themselves. They think it's a good idea and it
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: falls flat. It's so entertaining.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, Carl, Are they.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Still catering to the women that don't give a fuck
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: about football? Are still doing that? Like everyone's wearing pink off.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: I can't even know what team it is.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, the pink thing is breast cancer. Yeah, it's
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: a little deeper than just getting the women involved. So
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: they're still doing it the pink thing. Yeah, I mean
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: they do pink for Mother's Day too.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: But that's not that's not the breast cancer stuff.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: No, but they're pink every time I turned on TV,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: they're pink for something else, pink for Mother's Day, and
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: then October is breast cancer.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Wait, I'm learning something. So when they do pink for
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day, it's not for the charity. They're just doing it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's tied into the charity, but
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: apparently it's been a thing for a long time with sports,
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: that they've been doing pink.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, Carl.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Are they gonna stop with those ridiculous throwback jerseys?
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: No?
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: I love the throwbacks well because they look new to you,
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: but for everyone else, they're awful.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: They look like bad Burger King uniforms. Nice.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're gonna help the women.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Out, all yellow, brown and orange. They talked about the
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Steelers aren't yet and a ridiculous one. What's the most
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: what's the most ridiculous throwback jersey of all time? I mean, uh,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh's pretty bad.
• 56:19
  Speaker 12: I know the Eagles have a really bad one. It's
• 56:23
  Speaker 12: like light blue and yellow.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: What as you find that? Tell me more about the
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: touchdown thing? Is that about it? Well?
• 56:29
  Speaker 12: You can now do group celebrations as well, So that's
• 56:31
  Speaker 12: where the real creativity will come out, because now they'll
• 56:34
  Speaker 12: try to put something together. But I mean it won't
• 56:36
  Speaker 12: be this. But I've seen where someone fake throws a
• 56:38
  Speaker 12: grenade in the air and everybody ever seen Given Sunday?
• 56:42
  Speaker 12: I think is the movie for that one?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Right? Not doing that anymore? After Yesterday?
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: What happened day?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Jesus Sir?
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Eric bringing.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Wrong show go on?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Pat the shows that escape for people.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a feel good shot man.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark jacking my wife.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all they have to go lucky good times.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just you know what he says, It is funny.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Mark's the King of sneaking things.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: He just sneaks everything. And there's so much shit in
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: my mail boxer you can get away with.
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: What else?
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: What else is sports?
• 57:25
  Speaker 9: Low?
• 57:27
  Speaker 12: A couple of things going on in sports. Also, the
• 57:29
  Speaker 12: NFL is is shortening the overtime time from fifteen minutes
• 57:32
  Speaker 12: to ten minutes. Whoa, which is I think it's a
• 57:34
  Speaker 12: fantastic thing.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Why why?
• 57:37
  Speaker 12: Statistics whise it will be less injuries.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: It will help.
• 57:40
  Speaker 12: That's the NFL league with less injuries less Yes, yes, Carl, sorry, it's.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Because of commercials.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: They want more commercials, thank you.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Huh, it's all money, it's all money. That's bullshit. But
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: if it's fifteen minutes, they squeeze more commercials.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: In, that's for no, it's more playing time.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: They're cutting the playing time down, which means more commercials.
• 57:59
  Speaker 12: I say, point, you're trying to figure out a way
• 58:01
  Speaker 12: to put more commercials in because they've already come out
• 58:03
  Speaker 12: with a statement that they want to take away commercial and.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: It's in the guys of safety. Yes, they don't give
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: a fuck.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: Those billion dollar industry a bunch of suckers. We sit
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: there and watch they only play for three minutes. Some
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: of the best athletes in the world. I watched them
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: standing around while I watch a fucking Ford commercial for
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: But people, you know, players will line up to play
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: in that league, you know what. I knowing that in
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: later years it might not be too good sport to
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: go to.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: You know, you go to game. It's fun.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, football's pretty.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but you know in a game there's seventeen
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: minutes of play on average.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: That's unbelievable.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: That's all you need.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Three hours.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: You're there for a while.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: The socializing. You're having a couple of beers, you're getting food,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: you're taking your leaks.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: A few extra leaks if you're a little older.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. You guys, ever get a you
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: ever go to a Super Bowl live?
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 58:59
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: You do all cr.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: You're gonna call me fat James Bob, but the chicken
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: was gonna fly out of here.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, ilmost aid CPR.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: One.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: We had Roger Warren here. Oh I was he man?
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Was he he was?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: He was? He was probably twenty twenty percent dead. Oh really, yeah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: he was in here twenty to twenty five. Right of Iraq.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Keep preferring to Iraq because he was he's he was okay,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: he just couldn't uh even he's got a whole old
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: thing ever starburst in his mouth.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Your mouth looks like a gay flag. Oh sorry, ship, I.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Don't know if we could say gay flag flag not.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Oh he didn't say gay fag.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Oh what is it? Z Imus Jesus Christ? Oh God,
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: that's so funny. Good Lord, that's really good.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Shit, what were you saying about that? E Rack,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Roger Moore, Oh yeah, he was a little slow, right,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: but I mean he was eighty four eighty five at
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: the time he died. It wasn't you know.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: His mind was going faster than what his body was
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: allowing him to do, right, Like he was a he
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: had somebody with him that was helping him walk out.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was eighty I think it was four
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: or five years ago. So he's eighty four eighty five
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: at the time. Yeah, so died at eighty nine. And
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I was trying out on the podcast too. I was
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: trying to well, not if it's not good radio. Just
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: because the guy dies doesn't mean we have to find
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: his appearance on the show. It's all about the names
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: you know how many fuck numbers. You know how many
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: people have died that have done this radio show in
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: recent years. I know how many podcasts we put out.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy. And I was following your Instagram.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: What happened? You were trying to get a Simpsons thing
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: done with him and it failed or well.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, well yeah, because there's a famous line in
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: The Simpsons where the comic book guy is trying to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: sell a photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: which is the joke that after he was done Roger
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Moore was doing James Bond, he would sign everything. He
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: would go to conventions and all these things like that,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: kind of cheapening the whole mystique around James Bond.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: So that was a joke.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: I got a copy of that photo that was in
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: the show there with the signature erased from it to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: have him do it himself, and he just he didn't understand.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: The whole thing. He just wrote it on the side. Yeah,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I sit now, that makes sense. Okay. You go to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: IRAQ Radio on Instagram.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: You could say, by the way, can we get a
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: picture of e Rock and next to the comic book
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: guy flit screen a picture of Iraq split screen next
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: to the comic book guy from Simpsons. I think that
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: that's you in twenty years.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: I think this is your last show. Get a good
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: picture of Roger. Pull it up. There you go, Google
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: More came in here with a sledge hammer.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the rock ten years, ten years,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: not at all.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Come on the facial hair, put glasses and dye it
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: black and looks like Carl.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: That's Carl's the bumblebee guy, Joe, the bumblebee guy. Just
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: pull it up, get that come out of there, pull
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: it up. Thank you.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: This important.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: The time runs out.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Come on, I love the show. Who's hoping? I already
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: got for it up.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Kenley's clean. Pull up, pull it up, pull it up,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: pull it up.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 17: Yeah, it's a bit of a drop off for your bit.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 17: Now I'll be mo, I'll be mo. Pull it up,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 17: pull it up, pull it up.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: With the thumbs up and smiling. Yeah that's Mark. Let's
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: say hot to Dick in New York City. Dick. We
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: allowed to say Dick. I think we're allowed to say
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Dick if it's his name, right, Colton, Robert Richard, Richard.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: You can't just you can't make fun of a dick
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: going into a man's ass, right? Is that is that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: the new role?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 14: Low?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying to figure this ship out.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: Go ahead, Dick, happy birthday.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate that a lot.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 9: And loved the comedy. Hey and uh, Chef Carl question.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Sure, sir, you know I don't. I don't appreciate my
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: birthday wish now because you had to give everyone a
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: little something, ah saying all right.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: No wire hangers over there, bro relaxed.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was rich opie.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: What do to help you?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: Well?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: Hope it makes you feel the better. My full name
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 9: is Richard Cox Junior. So I was born.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: You're a maverick.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: Wow?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Your your parents had a sense of humor. Oh yeah, Richard.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 9: I'm also known throughout my family affectually as little Dick.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Little dick. All right, I bet you got a hog
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: on you though, right?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: You better better?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be called Richard Cox and have a
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: shitty dick.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: That's the worst thing.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: You can say.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: All right, go ahead, man? All right?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: So uh you down, we gotta wrap this up.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 9: What what was the best sauce a rub you found
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 9: while you're down there?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: The thing New Let me tell you what I what
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: I found down there. What I found down there. Maybe
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: a couple of people will get mad. I'm not gonna
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: tell you who it is, but they win a.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Lot of awards. Yeah, Okay, salt and fucking pepper.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Bro Ah.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: They let the smoke do the talking, and so check
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: this out. So what they're doing is they're smoking with
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: salt and pepper, right for most of the time. Since
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: you got ribs and they they're gonna be under two
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: hundred for six hours. I guess they figured out that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: all these extra spices are really really starting to cure
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: the meat.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Or dry them out, you know, really.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so they're only using salt pepper, and at the
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: end they have the rub in a little shaker, so
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: when they take the ribs out, then.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: They shake their their rubs and everybody has their secret rubs.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: Well, let's be honest, it's all it is is salt, sugar, chayenne, pepper, paprika, onion,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: powdered garlic powder, and then whatever your fucking you figure
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: out is your secret spice with your three fucking teeth
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: and your trailer you know.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: What I mean.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: But that's usually what it is.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Emeralds.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Oh so anyway, so I would, I would Emeralds.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Emeralds is fine, all purpose for your fucking smoked salmon
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: dish that you're doing.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: All purpose.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: So yeah, man, I mean, and you know, if you
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: go down to Texas like Franklin, you know, Franklin State,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Franklin Barbecue, he's one of the best. You know, he's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: a salt and pepper guy, you know, and they put
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: their rubs on at the end and it makes the meat.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: It gives an unbelievable toucher.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: And I and no one told me this.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: I was snooping around a lot of the teams and
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: I got to see them, uh do this, so it
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: was it was pretty cool.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a dumb, dumb, ignorant cooking questions.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Barbecue ribs, dry, rub or wet? Okay, well, because I
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: like wet. If you like what, that's fine, Okay, I
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: didn't know if that was hack.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 9: No all.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: First of all, there's no rules on what to put
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: on barbecue. The only rules should be on how to
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: make barbecue.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: Barbecue.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: You need, you need wood, you need smoke, all right,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: what I mean, what you know, I'm one of those
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: firm believers that once your your barbecue has an extension
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: with with a plug that goes.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 16: Into the ball.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking barbecue, got it, got it.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: I think being a pitmaster and a fire maker is
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: what barbecue is all about.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: What you choose to barbecue. It's already a moot point.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: So what about knowing how to cook coal as woodh
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: cols wood?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah I didn't know that. Oh yeah, that's how you make,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: you know, that's how you make.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I'm with you, man, it's all about It's all about
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: the fire, all right, you're right, you know, all right, Dick,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: we gotta let you go. All right, buddy, I appreciate that. Yeah. Uh,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: let's you know what, why don't we play what did
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: we learn on the show today?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I want to bring back an old bit. We learned
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: a lot, learned a lot. Yes, So, I mean we're
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: on on delay, so we'll just take these calls as
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: people start calling with that, John, go.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 11: Ahead, buddy, I don't be happy birthday buddy.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Thanks John.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 10: Hey, there's a replay.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: Actually it's in the morning at six am.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I heard it this morning.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm happy they haven't taken that replay away yet.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: But I'm sure that's gonna be the next thing. Yeah uh,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: but my problem is that we have no West coast
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: listening right now unless the app because no one I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: mean listening to the radio from noon to three hats
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: it's a little tough at your job, man, And then
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: the morning replay is heard on the West coast from
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: two am to five am. That's just that's just a
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: dead zone.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 11: Come on, yeah he Mark, Hey, Mark, you hey like
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 11: by tweet I said, it's like about your comedy show man.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: You liked you last week?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 13: I mean out one of the first ones that watched it.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: On the special. Yeah, yeah, thanks thanks for watching thee Yeah, hey.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 13: How come you uh in it?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: In it?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 13: I'm nervous, sorry about this, you know, I guess you
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 13: don't see my tweets?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Are you kind of know?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: The ship out of me?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't write everyone back for real. Who
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: are you?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: It's a lot, bro?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 9: What go pro?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: U ready to Scott broad Huh? What's your Twitter?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 10: You?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: You started his tweets too?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Something.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: I'm not nervous.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I see your tweets and next time you see what,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I'll just you know, whatever, something, Yeah, I'll do something
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: A long time, that long time, thank you, thank you.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Carlos. Uh, Carlos, bad name, he.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: Quick, it's a real good name.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 10: Hey, listen, without a doubt, OPI. At one time I
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 10: thought you were the weak link of the radio show Interesting.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 10: But but I gotta tell you now that you've kind
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 10: of gone off on your own here and you've kind
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 10: of shed some weight. I gotta tell you, this is
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 10: the best show on the channel.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: WHOA damn Mark Norman, what the fuck is this? I
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: had a thankless job for many many years and it
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: was very, very frustrating me. But whatever, that's that'll be
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: a chapter in a book.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 10: Yes, you've come to Sean in the meantime, uh mister today,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: but carl you also make the show. You need your
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 10: own flipping show.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: What's I didn't want to talk this, but he's losing
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: the morning replaying and they're gonna be food talk with.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: That'd be really funny.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: If it wasn't true.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: That's how they do things around here.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be surprised with the thank you, car I go,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: thank you.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Let's go to Henry, Uh, Henry every.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 13: Birthday, Opie and I just say, Carl, fool of ship
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 13: about all the state talk.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Or what talk?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 14: Stay talking, cookie chair for your full of shit car.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: What the fuck are you saying?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 10: I know, I know.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: I was ready to go. Man, How does he do that?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: How's that the same guy that was rolling?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: That's fucking weird.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: He should talk like that more often. That's gone a great.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Still haven't gotten any what did we learned? But the
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: phones are lit, so we'll continue. Uh, you're uh what's
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: your name? Man?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 9: Sir?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: You want you have a doc recommendation?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, now we're talking right, I love a doc.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Never hear it though?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 9: This is it?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Four hours? Yeah, that's you, buddy. Go what's your name?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: I said? I said, Ryan?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Ryan?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Ryan?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: Oh? You got much man? Happy birthday?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 7: And I know you guys are big doc in here,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: you guys, man, you need to check out dad, Tom dearest.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: It's called dead Mommy dearest. All right, it's an HBO thing, man.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: I thought it on YouTube because I don't have to
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: take Joe on the man. But it's about this mom
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: that basically over medicated her daughters and had told people
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 7: that she had must You were districting and all this
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 7: ship for like tears, and then it came out that
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 7: the daughter killed the mob. Whoa, yeah, it is the
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: story behind it and how awful of a person that
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: womanly loves to do this to a daughter is unbelievable.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: You got to check it out.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: It's pretty jaw dropping. Man.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: You know a lot of people on Twitter have been
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: turning me on to that. I guess I got to
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: check that out. Yeah.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my wife, My wife wrote about it. And when
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 7: I got off from over the road this last week
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: and we sat down and watched it.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 14: There was.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Nice. If you don't mind me to hang out with
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: my family for my birthday, but I'll watch it tomorrow.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: That's a good I say, call all your pictures from
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: Memphis on there on the face. But man, that's that
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 7: beautiful stuff.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Man, thank you very much.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Not as beautiful as the picture he sent me. He's
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: a true friend.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 7: Man, it was you guy's got a great set up today, man,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: Mark Norman. The logan you guys, you guys doing everything
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 7: is great today and that is a great show.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I think I think it's the thank you buddy. I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: think this is the first time we did this. Combo
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: worked out nice.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that trick.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get Charad, not that we needed him,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: and he just woke up and wrote me back. Fuck.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I love big, sort of wanted to day. I said,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: take your day, so then I texted Shara but he
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: didn't get back in time. But he just texted me back. Fuck.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: He's kind of bummed he's not here.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Everybody's hung over today. Huh me, why what.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: And I guess that's too maybe.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Chris d Is. Let's say hi to Dennis. What's up Dennis?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: Thanks?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Honest, the show is.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 13: The best it's ever been. I mean, the classic stuff
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 13: is classic combination.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: You got going this is today?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: Thank you, buddy, Thank you very much.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 13: I can't I try to listen to those guys in
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 13: the morning. I like them, but it's it's almost unlistenable.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: I honestly don't even know what they're doing. I don't
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: really listen to the channel. And I'm not here. I
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: got to get away from all this ship. But thank you,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Teddy and Nick.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: Depolo is not that bad.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 13: And who's this fucking Jason Ellis guy.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: He's got to go ship, He's gotta go. He's the
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: Australian guy.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: Show like this.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we uh, I don't know. I mean I think
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: he's I uh oh wow, saved by the music. I
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: will tell you exactly what I think of Jason El's
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: tomorrow on this radio show.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: But we ran out of time.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Me and Jason have gone back and forth over the years.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: He actually whatever, Maybe I'll talk about it tomorrow, but
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: he's got to chill out a little bit.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Jesus ruh, easy, big Billa.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Well that's what all the gay shit was about.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see, we love the gaze here, we should
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: point that out.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Love the gaze, but you should be able to choke
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, joke about everything, right, I think?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: Also kick your ass. This seems like a UFC guy.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a tough son of a night.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: He rocks yelling at me to get the plugs in.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I said. He did say please, though, but it was angrily.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Are you mad about the comic book guy?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: The Oh that's a that's a compliment. I rock was
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: tormented with that one because he's a big Simpsons fan. Yeah,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: so he's a little tormented.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sweet, but I think at.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: The end he's all right with it. All right with
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: with that Mark, we only have thirty seconds, get a
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: plug in.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, come see me this week in San Antonio and Houston.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: So check out my podcast Tuesday with stories. Check my
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: website Marco Mcommedy dot com. And I gotta go fuck
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Shumer Carl what he got fast, fast fast.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Come see a Maries Italian Specialties and Chatham and follow
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: my Instagram, so bor chef.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: And that's it all right, And I want to just say,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: really fast, thank you for all the happy birthdays on Twitter, Facebook.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: All over the happy birthday.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: It was really really nice and I really really appreciate it.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Happy to be He looked great.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I buy your shaky We go to the Iraq. See
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: you tomorrow