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Watch Me NeNe · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Jeedge. Hi, guys, welcome.
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  Speaker 2: To another episode of Two Teas in a Pod and
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  Speaker 2: a Sea with myself and Cynthia Vailing.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Cynthia bye, that's Teddy.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 2: This episode won't be airing until obviously after Orange County airs,
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  Speaker 2: and you guys will be watching along with us, but
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  Speaker 2: we're recording early because where are you going?
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  Speaker 4: Cynthia London to Mick Jagger's idiot birthday party, talk about
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  Speaker 4: a flex like I'm about to head over to Ortega
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  Speaker 4: Highway for a horse show.
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  Speaker 2: I talk about worldwide.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I can't even contain myself, Like I'm
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  Speaker 1: literally packing to leave as soon as I get done
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  Speaker 1: with this, and I'm going for one day, like I
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  Speaker 1: use all my delta mouths to go. It's like crazy
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  Speaker 1: kind of last minute. But at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, if I'm ever going to clean up
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  Speaker 1: my skymus, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is a good reason to do it. And who are
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  Speaker 2: you going with?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going well Suddens meeting me over there.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I knew I could feel in my bone
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, this, this feels like a sudden
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  Speaker 2: type event.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we met them at the gala that I
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  Speaker 1: went to, the ballet gala. His fiance is a ballerina,
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  Speaker 1: so it was a valeria.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: She is yes, yes, yes, So that's how it all happened.
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  Speaker 1: And then she slid in my d NS and I
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  Speaker 1: was like what is this? And then I was like, Sudden,
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  Speaker 1: did you get this? She was like no, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like all right, So then I started the communication
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  Speaker 1: chain and broke this all up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so just to be clear, you got the invite
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  Speaker 2: and then invited sut.
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  Speaker 1: Just want to be clear, I wouldn't have got the
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  Speaker 1: invite had said and that invited me to the American
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  Speaker 1: Ballet Gala. Okay, So I had to be there to
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  Speaker 1: get the invite. But once I was in that room, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I was the one that she dim.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, now I have the next question, which is
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  Speaker 2: which rock star are you going to make out with?
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  Speaker 2: It needs to happen. I haven't thought that far ahead.
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  Speaker 2: I have not thought that far a hit. I want
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  Speaker 2: you that what I'm going to spend my my downtime
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  Speaker 2: doing today is what rock stars are friends with? Mick
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  Speaker 2: Jagger and then who's single and then I want you
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  Speaker 2: to get to work, because what I want you to
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  Speaker 2: come back to is a good story about someone you
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  Speaker 2: at least made out with, Right, I have mc Jagger's wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing with those rock stars. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they're all like older guys, right, so I'm already like in,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in the same laying with them.
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  Speaker 3: So and they also like supermodels, just younger, younger women.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, oh yeah, you look really old, like I
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  Speaker 2: can't even Maybe they won't ask me my age. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you have flawless skin, your tall, beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: good smile, good lad. They're not going to be into it.
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  Speaker 2: But now we have to go to a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of a different note. Yes, Orange County.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no no, And there's no dodging today.
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  Speaker 2: I want actual responses. Where are we going? Okay, well
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  Speaker 2: you should because Nini Leaks was on Carlos King it
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  Speaker 2: was just released, and this is what she had to
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  Speaker 2: say about you. She loved Cynthia like a sister. That
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  Speaker 2: it looked like Nini was more of a leader in
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  Speaker 2: their friendship, but it was quite different than what it seemed.
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  Speaker 2: I'm okay with this statement. However, then it goes, what
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  Speaker 2: so far, so good? I keep going. Then she says
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  Speaker 2: she will never be friends with Cynthia again because Cynthia
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  Speaker 2: tried to get Ninie fired and stop her bag. She
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  Speaker 2: could work with her again, but never respect her. She
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  Speaker 2: said Cynthia had an alliance with producers. What is your
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  Speaker 2: response on this?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I almost don't even want to respond because it's
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  Speaker 1: so ridiculous. First of all, I'm the first person to
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  Speaker 1: give Niani Leaks her flowers. Whether or not she will
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  Speaker 1: give me even the water to put put some flowers,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think I can get the water. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm the first to say when you think of the
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Atlanta, you think of Niani Leak's period,
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  Speaker 1: the woman definitely put the show on the map. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: she's amazing TV. She is, her personality is off the chain.
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  Speaker 1: She's good TV. And when we were friends, it was great.
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  Speaker 1: And I never say anything but that. So, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: Number one, I don't have the power to get Niini
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  Speaker 1: Eleaks fired from anything. I couldn't get nine E Leek's
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  Speaker 1: fired from Taco Bell. Okay, myself hired.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I was not even on the show.
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  Speaker 5: So if I have all this power, now im I
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  Speaker 5: not even on the show anymore? But anyway, make it
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  Speaker 5: makes sense. So, first of all, I don't have the
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  Speaker 5: power to tell a network what to do with an
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  Speaker 5: incredible talent such as Needy Leeks, who clearly is amazing TV.
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  Speaker 5: And if I did, let's say I did, for some
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  Speaker 5: insane reason, have this power to control the network and
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  Speaker 5: make them fire her or try to convince them to
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  Speaker 5: Why would I want to The most successful shows we
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  Speaker 5: had on Housewives was when she was a part of
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  Speaker 5: the cast.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, but we were, And do that make your life
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  Speaker 2: easier when someone's good TV? Then I was.
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  Speaker 1: It was great to even be paired with her her.
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  Speaker 1: They paired me with her when I started the show,
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  Speaker 1: and I had this I was under her umbrella for
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  Speaker 1: a few years, so I had that safety of not
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  Speaker 1: having to ever go against her, so which was great.
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  Speaker 1: So I've never had a reason to want to not
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  Speaker 1: want her on the show. I think she's great for
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  Speaker 1: the ship.
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  Speaker 2: I've always why would she even say that?
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  Speaker 3: Is what has happened between when you guys were on
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  Speaker 3: the show and now, Because I mean, I've been with
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  Speaker 3: you off this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Plenty of times and we've had conversations about the women.
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  Speaker 2: Not that I'm going to say here, but you never
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  Speaker 2: had anything but positive things to say about Nanni, nothing
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  Speaker 2: but positive things to say, Like.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly don't know where that is coming from and
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  Speaker 1: why she thinks that, And it really hurts me that
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  Speaker 1: she thinks like this. You know, when I'm friends with
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  Speaker 1: someone and we break off of whatever, I still try
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  Speaker 1: to actually hold onto the good that I actually saw
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  Speaker 1: on this person. So I don't think that I'm crazy
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  Speaker 1: for being friends with them this long, Like there was
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  Speaker 1: something good there that kept, you know, the energy that
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  Speaker 1: was good that made me want to be friends with them.
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  Speaker 1: So the fact that she even thinks that she could
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  Speaker 1: even just publicly say say this, that I would do
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  Speaker 1: that is really hurtful.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then she continues on and says more Cynthia. So then, oh,
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  Speaker 2: then she said Cynthia is very different off the show.
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  Speaker 2: Cynthia created a character for the show to appear differently
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  Speaker 2: than she really is. Cynthia is more vocal off the
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  Speaker 2: show than on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, she's talking about fifty. I think we all can
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  Speaker 1: get upset on the show. We all can act a
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  Speaker 1: food on the show. When we get ready to okay,
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  Speaker 1: everyone is done. We can all get pissed off, we
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  Speaker 1: can all lose it, we can all snap.
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  Speaker 2: I name that part.
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  Speaker 1: Of me fifty, which didn't come out much because honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have that much drama on the eleven years
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  Speaker 1: that I was on the show. But yes, I am I
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  Speaker 1: apable of getting somebody together and flipping out and going
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  Speaker 1: crazy like everybody, every other housewipe does. Absolutely, but it's
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  Speaker 1: is it something that I thrive on, And I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is the person that I really want to be,
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  Speaker 1: because actually, if I was that person all the time,
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  Speaker 1: I would probably still be on the show. But the
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  Speaker 1: flip side of that is I actually try to carry
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  Speaker 1: myself with some class and grace been that person you
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  Speaker 1: can go and do all your research for years and
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  Speaker 1: years and years.
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  Speaker 2: I'm only out of character when I'm taking out of character.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, lives inside when somebody bothers me and somebody comes
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  Speaker 1: for me and I have to defend myself. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like for her to come out, but she can't, and
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  Speaker 1: that's it. So just like she has her at the side,
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  Speaker 1: which they can pull plenty of footage for her from her.
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  Speaker 2: Like you know, flipping out.
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  Speaker 1: So we're not going to act like I'm the only
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  Speaker 1: fifty cent running around here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think clearly everybody has a side of
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  Speaker 2: them that they don't want to show, and they not
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  Speaker 2: just on television but in general. There are times when
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  Speaker 2: I get pissed about something and then I'm like auted
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  Speaker 2: ten and I'm like, it's really not that big of
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  Speaker 2: a deal. There was a typo on the website, it's
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  Speaker 2: not like real yourself and take a rad And then
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  Speaker 2: the other times so I feel really justified, justified, and
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  Speaker 2: then I'm crazier.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And then I can tell you this, every
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  Speaker 1: time I did get out of character on the show,
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  Speaker 1: I always hated it. I'm like, damn it, why did
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  Speaker 1: I lit myself? What did I let that person or
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  Speaker 1: this situation take me there?
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  Speaker 2: I'm better than this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to be I don't have to go
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to do this to be able to
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  Speaker 1: communicate my feelings, you know what I'm saying. So it's
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  Speaker 1: not something that I'm like, hey, hey, hey, I know
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  Speaker 1: how to like cuss a bitch out. Hey, I know
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  Speaker 1: how to like check somebody. I'm not that person. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: can I do it one hundred percent? Will I do
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  Speaker 1: it if I need to two hundred percent? But is
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  Speaker 1: it like something I want to be known for?
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  Speaker 2: No, not really, And I mean I kind of feel
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  Speaker 2: and not to bring this on to a current person,
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  Speaker 2: but like I really believe you when you say that,
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  Speaker 2: that you see that in yourself and you say I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to do it. Where sometimes we saw like
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  Speaker 2: last season with Marlowe, where she'd be like she'd lose it,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do this anymore, and then she
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  Speaker 2: lose it. I get like it was kind of and
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  Speaker 2: then at that point you wonder, is she losing it
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  Speaker 2: for the show? Like I'd much rather see somebody that hasn't,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just a natural reaction to getting upset occasionally
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  Speaker 2: than one that feels like they're overdoing it to create
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  Speaker 2: good talent vision.
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  Speaker 1: Teddy, I am known for being the boring, classy one
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  Speaker 1: on this show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry if I actually can get upset sometimes, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm not even known for that, Like I can't
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  Speaker 1: even like for eleven years, how could I trick everybody
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  Speaker 1: and just pretend to be this person?
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  Speaker 2: It is? Who am you'd like?
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  Speaker 1: You know me on and outside of this podcast, I
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  Speaker 1: have plenty of the people that know me.
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  Speaker 2: I only go there when.
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  Speaker 1: I have to go there, and I don't really like
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  Speaker 1: doing it. But if I have to do it, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm you know, dealing with six women, and it goes there,
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  Speaker 1: it goes there.
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  Speaker 2: So that's all I'll say on it again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to give Ninny Leeks her flyers one more
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  Speaker 1: time right here on this podcast. I think the woman's
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  Speaker 1: great TV. When we were friends, I've never laugh harder
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  Speaker 1: than I did with her. I wish her well. I
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  Speaker 1: pray for her and her family and with everything else
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  Speaker 1: that she has going on.
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  Speaker 2: I am the least of her problems.
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, I'm the least of her concerns. Like I
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  Speaker 1: come out, I wish the woman well.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we have new concerns because I just did the
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  Speaker 3: math on freakin' Heather du bros.
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  Speaker 2: Purchases recently, and I listen, I need to work harder
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  Speaker 2: because I get it right here. What So we know
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  Speaker 2: she sold her Oca house for fifty five million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: What I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she sold her Oca house for fifty million dollars. Then,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Maybe it was a couple months ago
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  Speaker 2: or something like that, she bought a penthouse apartment in
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  Speaker 2: Beverly Hill's Adjasent area in a famous building that it's
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  Speaker 2: like when you live there, it's very it's like you
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  Speaker 2: made it. She thought that wealthy excuse me, not rich? Wealthy? Well,
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  Speaker 2: she bought that for fourteen million. Then it's released. A
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  Speaker 2: couple of days ago. Heather Dubro also buys a sixteen
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  Speaker 2: point one million dollar, nine thousand square foot house in
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  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills. She asked her followers, who wants to see
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  Speaker 2: me renovate this? So not only did you buy for
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  Speaker 2: sixteen point one Okay, where's she going wrong? Now?
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  Speaker 1: What does Heather do other than be a housewife? She
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  Speaker 1: can't all this money because I know I'm still getting
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  Speaker 1: to know these ladies. But is she like the richest
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  Speaker 1: one in the whole franchise? Like what in the world?
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  Speaker 2: Well, her husband is a plastic surgeon, Okay, and he
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  Speaker 2: is on television show called Botched where they fixed up. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that's her husband. Yeah, Adrian Malouf's ex husband and Terry
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  Speaker 2: Dubrow are on Botch. I get that there's money, and
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  Speaker 2: I think they've consistently bought houses, fixed them up and
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  Speaker 2: sold them. But my point is I ain't playing around
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  Speaker 2: with fifty five million anywhere. I was annoyed that these waterloos.
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  Speaker 2: I paid an additional four ninety nine for my postmate's
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  Speaker 2: delivery to get it on a priority arrival. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I know, right, what do we have? I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: always like, do I does it? Do I need it
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  Speaker 1: to be a priority? Can I save us three dollars?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Do I need it in
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  Speaker 2: fourteen minutes minutes versus eighteen minutes? Yes? I do? I
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  Speaker 2: Do I need it? Then I won't drink it till tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: but I need it. That okay then. But my question is,
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  Speaker 2: we heard rumblings of this during Bravocon last year about
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  Speaker 2: Heather Dubro wanting to be on the Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills. Do you think this is her big play?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think this means she's ultimately gonna want to
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  Speaker 2: be leaving Orange County and be in Beverly Hills, whether
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  Speaker 2: she's on a show or not. Like, where does your
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  Speaker 2: mind go with this? Like, because I have a house
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  Speaker 2: in Orange County, not in Encino, which we call Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 2: For whatever so in both places, so clearly I could
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  Speaker 2: do either or both are nice enough that it fits
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  Speaker 2: the part of either show. However, I've had this house
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  Speaker 2: for over ten years and I've always lived in Encino,
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  Speaker 2: So but when you go to make those type of
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  Speaker 2: purchases in a new place, I get that now she's
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  Speaker 2: an empty nester. But do you think there's any TV
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  Speaker 2: that comes into play here? I mean, well, you would
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  Speaker 2: have to think.
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  Speaker 1: She's certainly putting herself in position to have the option
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  Speaker 1: to go either way, and she certainly has the money too.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like she could.
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  Speaker 1: Blend in very nicely with Beverly Hills, to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: like she works in Orange County or or Beverly Hills
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  Speaker 1: for me, and you know, this definitely feels like she's
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  Speaker 1: you know, could be way interruptions.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like the where she has everybody you know
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  Speaker 2: in Orange County is that she's able to have that
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  Speaker 2: air about her that I have the most money, I
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  Speaker 2: have these things, But in Beverly Hills people don't care. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they don't. So I'm a little worried she could get
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  Speaker 2: eaten alive. Like at the end of the day, Eric
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  Speaker 2: and Jade may be like I'm in a two bedroom
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  Speaker 2: apartment now that I can't like they've all had money,
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  Speaker 2: They've all not had money, Like, I just don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I think watching Beverly Hills people like the lifestyle, but
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  Speaker 2: being around the women, it's all been so long that
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  Speaker 2: they've had it that I don't think they're intimidated by it, right, right, right,
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  Speaker 2: that's true. It doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny because Beverly Hills is like Beverly Hills. But
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  Speaker 1: I will say that the cast, for me, they live
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  Speaker 1: this great life, but they actually somehow seem like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they're pretty like they may actually second guests to you know,
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  Speaker 1: push the priority button on their door dash as well.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like they don't give me like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we're just.
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  Speaker 1: So rich, we're just like spend all this money all
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  Speaker 1: over the place, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: They don't give me that. Ye same. So I think,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it would be interesting if she tried to
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  Speaker 2: say some of the things that she does to the
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  Speaker 2: OC gals and then I feel like it can get
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  Speaker 2: a little dicey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah oh wait, wait wait wait wait. I have to
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  Speaker 1: thank my new followers that I got on the podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: I have to always acknowledge them because they're picking up.
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  Speaker 1: I think I got about twenty five, maybe thirty new followers,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to thank you guys. And they all
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: go on my comments and they specifically tell me that
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  Speaker 1: they're following me because they watched me on here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so thank you, thank you, thank you. So here's the
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: thing that I need to tell everyone. Now, anyone that
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: is already following me, keep following me, don't unfollow me.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I'm getting more followers, but a couple of dropping ups.
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  Speaker 1: So if I'm posting something that you don't like, just
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: put in the comments, like if you post this, I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean un follow you. Because I'm doing good.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I just need everyone to hold steady and I can
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: just keep getting closer and closer because I'm super close
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: to four million now.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: So thank you to us. You know, is changing one
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: life at a time. That's who we are. We're all
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: about lifting.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Up every follow counts. I'm telling you I will be
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: at four million, hopefully in the next I mean, at
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: this point it's you know, it's slow and steady.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: But I'm going to tell you this. If on the
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: next podcast, we can report that you've made out with
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: the rock star I think we could, we can reach
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: a whole another group of people. Yes, that's true, that's true.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Oh but let's take a little break and we're going
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: to come back and talk about the actual episode of
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Orange County. Okay, we are back from the break. And
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: the first thing that I need to say was I
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: had to send Emily a text yesterday and I just said, Emily,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: for the love, did you have to get your butthole
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: waxed on television? Because that had to make fun of it?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Well, okay for me the whole time. I mean, because
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: you know, we were like in the Big Brother House.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: We would always be plucking our like goat hairs and
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: stuff from our chin and stuff. Yeah, and I was like,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I've never had the waxen and the nose thing. I
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: had to do that because I have hair nose hair
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: that I like try to pluck out and doesn't work.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Like I need to get what they got. I've actually
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: done that before and it hurts a little bit. I
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: loved it. But then I posted on because my kids
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: were making fun of me because they said my nose
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: hair was coming out. So I got it wax. I
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: was all proud of it. And then I said something
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: on my answer story, like feeling so fresh, and then
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: everybody told me, you're not supposed to wax your nose
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: hair because that's what protects you from getting so's.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Going to say that, Like, I think we were supposed
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: to have some nose here, right, Is that go up
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: my nose?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know I thought about that. But let's
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: go back to this butt waxing. Okay, Like I feel like.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I I mean, I'm like teeing big butt over here too.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I have a big butt, and I just was the
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: whole time. The whole time, I was thinking, damn it,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I might have to wax my butt now, I never
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: really thought. I mean, I'm more of a shaver. Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I'm a fair like because the waxing hurts unless they've
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: like figured out a way for it not to hurt.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: But but this is my question. When I texted her,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: she said, do I shave my button? She said, I you,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: but you don't shave. You're out the the way that
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: she's described a hole. Let me see what the exact check.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Outside of the butt too or just well that's what
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I got confused by.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: She goes, I thought it was about waxing. She hadn't
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: watched it, so she goes, I thought it was waxing
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: my butt. And then I came to the next question.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Do people have hair on their butts? On their cheeks?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Like what I was envisioning was the inside wrapped drop
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: from the v that part of the button.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: That that's my focus. I don't actually have. If I
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: do have hair on.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: My actual cheeks, it's very fine, So I'm not concerned
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: about that.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: That's wrong. I feel like I've seen your butt and
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I never found there to be a problematic hairs on
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: your cheeks.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: It's vague, but I know for effect there's hair inside
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: inside cheeks. So that's I try to shave and you
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: want to try to like, you know how careful I
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: have to be to shave all up in the air
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: to try to like, oh, I know, you have to
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: bend over.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: It's a whole thing. It's the whole thing. So I
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: can tell you what not to do. Don't ever try
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: to narrow there. I really myself.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: No, I went down that rabbit hole before.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: That's not good. That is not good.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Like it's you know, like even when you rent it out,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: some of the stuff is gonna get my insides fell out.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh my gosh, all right, but I did
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: enjoy their you know, I think that Shane is pretty
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: open about these sex conversations, which is surprising to me
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: because you remember, he's LDS slash Mormon, right, that's right.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I know a lot of LDS slash Mormons,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: and I don't know anything. They're normally not as open
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: to discuss butt play or sex or really into ass
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: as they are.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: He's a butt guy, and I love that they're so
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: transparent and open about their like sex life.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I think they're really love them. Okay, then we get
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: into Jin says the stories Tarmra knows are from Heather
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: a mean and Jen says her and Tarmor used to
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: give Heather a mean shit that she consider considered Ryan
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: to be her brother. Jen thinks Heather was in love
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: with Ryan, since there's no other reason a woman would
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: be that concerned with another relationship. Do you believe that
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: a straight man and a straight woman can be close
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: friends without being romantically involved. I believe that it's possible.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's all that likely most of the time,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: but I do think it is possible. I've seen situations
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: where it is possible.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I here's kind of where this scene
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: is a little bit tough for me in general, and
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to break the fourth wall here a little bit. Yeah,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give a little inside scoop I love. Yeah.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: So I think we're all watching this and thinking, I mean,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I know I am. I'm watching this and going, this
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: is bananas? What did care? And what does Heather, I
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: mean give two shits about Jin being with a guy
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: that may cheat on her. Why is she coming to
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: a slipping slide party to talk about it? Like? Why
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: is it? Like? What's getting off her ass? Is it? Really? Like?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I can't get it? And I also and then it's
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: like and then TAM's involved. I'm like, Luckily Tamra this
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: episode was not as involved, which I was like, thank you,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I don't want to recap that shit again, thank you
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: for staying away.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: But can I have to say something really quickly like
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: is it just me? Or like oh this is doing
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: outside of just making me literally want to go to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Orange County and have dinner with Gin at this point
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: and just be her friend because they're just lighting her
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: up every time she turns around. But like, okay, are
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: there not, Like, what do the guys look like in
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Orange County? They're thinking it seemed like Ryan is the
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: hottest thing.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Going like that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: He's like like a young Rad Pitt running around Orange County.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: The man is cute, but I don't think he's worth
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: all this commotion that all these women are running around
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: worried about all these people that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: He's gonna cheat with because he's just is he Like no,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: So I ha. What it is is there's not many
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: single age appropriate men in Orange County.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, So I don't know that there.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Is a ton of forty five range single men okay
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: in Orange County. So maybe that's what all the hubbub
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: is about. And also all have their mended was make
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Jen look better? I'm like I know.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Again, Yes, Jen just keeps winning by default at this point,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: like all she does to show up and just try
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: to explain to people why they should leave her alone
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: in her relationship. And I laughed out loud when Taylor
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: said that she feels like she's dating Run at this point,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: like she'd like they talk so much, like I'm so
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: tired of talking about Ryan and their relationship, like it's
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: crazy at this point I'm so invested, like I want
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: If they make it, I better be better maids. At
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: this point we've been talking about this.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Please do Reddy rush if they actually make it down
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the aisle, after all this bullshit we've gone through, we're
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: going to that wading So Jen, just be prepared for
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Teddy and I to show up.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: We don't care. We'll we'll well, we only have the
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: same colored dress. We'll wear different ones, even wear a
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: cat sleep if I need to. I want to talk.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I want to walk her down the aisle. It would
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: be my pleasure.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Get your ass down this aisle and marrithe me. We've
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: been through hell and back.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, but that if y'all get divorced, we
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: won't stop talking about it.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: And I was right, oh my god, wait, if they
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: get married, that's better stay married.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: That's all I got to say. Because I have.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Nothing I have, I can't help them out if they
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: if they get divorced.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: If they But did you notice the foreshadowing in this
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: scene where Shannon is saying she under stands not wanting
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: people to talk about your relationships. I was like, that
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: is chef's kiss. Thank you for the foreshadowing, and then
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: what about when Taylor goes not wanting to eat the
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: corn dog is smart because of how shared the cotton
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: can be really became. She's like, I don't get another
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: meme about meeting the corn dog. But my last question
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: in regard to this event is actually not about Heather
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: de Burrow wearing a scuba outfit for the slipping slide.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: But were they all told do me a favor, bring
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: your prettiest friend, and that's your our watching orders.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's true, but yeah, yeah, there was a lot
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: of all.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Right, then we need to get into the scene with Gina, Travis,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Matt and his girlfriend. Okay, first off, I know you
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: didn't used to watch the show, but the girlfriend looks
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: so much like Kelly Down to me, I'm having a
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: hard time focusing.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, yep, okay.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: So also you can kind of deduce from the scene
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: that Matt's type is a you know, a girl with
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: a vocal fry. They talk at her and Gina both
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: have the same inflection. Also, do we think I don't
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: think Travis is really doing with all of this, because
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: then we kind of get into more conversation and I'm
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: going to skip around, just because I want to just
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: get through this entire portion now where they have the
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: dinner and they're talking and Gina gets emotional with Travis
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: and saying she's just so happy because she sees how
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: much better her life is now. Do you think there's
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: a part of her that's still sad that it didn't work.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm excited to see her story
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: unfold a little bit more for sure, Like I feel
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: like she's happy, but you know, she's dealing with this
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: other past trauma stuff. I don't know, but I didn't.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: She didn't bother me this episode, like I didn't usually.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Jina, what are you doing? You know what
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I mean? But I don't know.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I thought she was okay, and I am definitely. I
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: just want to get more into their relationship, Like I
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: just need to get I need to move in. I
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: need to pack up, take a flight to Orange County
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: and move in with those two and just see what's
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: really going on because I feel like.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, she didn't. She
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: didn't bother me this episode either. But something I did
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: think about when I was thinking about the gin and
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the head there and the tamra of it all. Even
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: going back to last week, original person that brought up
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: the cheating and the ryan was Gina. We have forgotten that.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I kept thinking it was Tamor and I couldn't wrap
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: my head around it. But remember at that cut event,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: all of that it was. And then there was at
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: the bar with Emily and Jin this that's where it
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: all started. It all came from. You're right, Yeah, I
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: totally forgot. I kept thinking, why did like this doesn't
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: actually fully make sense even with knowing their history. Why
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: is Tamar the one that's doing it right? But no,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: once it's already been talked about, which Emily and Gina
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: did right, and that means everybody knows.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you got to keep the conversation keeping up.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: So at least that gave you know, it gave my
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: girl a little bit of a buffer there when I
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: remember that detail, because I was like, yet, I'm like,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: don't let don't listen to upon this week. Then Emily
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: tells Tama that Heather shared some things with her about
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Shannon and John's relationship that is concerning. Emily says, the
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: first rule about Shannon's relationship is that you don't talk
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: about Shannon's relationship. That's like the fight clubs, Like first
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: roll the club, Tarma feels like Heather is coming from
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: a place of gossip and not concern, and Tarma's planning
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: to mildly bring it up to Shannon.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: That concerned me right away. As soon as he came up,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just trying to picture her, Tamra mildly,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: very mildly bringing up Shannon, like I don't know.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, I hope there's.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Not to kill involved because I don't know about this
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: mildly bringing it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Up, but she can actually did make it a no.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I actually that scene, We'll get to it at the end,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: but that scene, I thought Tamra did housewife gold By
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: the face the not fully allowing them breaking the fourth wall,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, and Vicky being hilarious. I was like,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I like this okay, but I also needed to know
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: where this was discussed about the relationships. All I could
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: think about when I was in this bar is like,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: who in the garth Brooks chose this bar? What is
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: where is this bar? Do people really frequented here in
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Orange County? I think it was called the Swallows in
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I've seen it once before, and it's not a place
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: that I'm like, I think I want to and I
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: like country music so and I ride horses and I'm
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: filthy ninety percent of the time. So uh, okay, then
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: we're back to the pool party, right. I do wish
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: at this point didn't say she cried and was beating
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: herself up for doing it. I wish at this point
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Tam just sort of said, listen, it drives me nuts
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: when people say one thing and to me and then
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: something to other people, and I can't live with hypocrisy
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: and it makes me go crazy. That would have been
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: better for me. And I'm sorry for throwing the napkin. Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I I like that she admitted that she was
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: really upset and she cried, because it just I mean,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, TAM's Tam, so anytime that she
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: really like after the fact, after she blows up the
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: house and goes home and thinks about it and be like, well,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe I should not have thrown napkin in
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: her face. Like I like when you can think about
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: what you've done and go back and say, you know what,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I still feel how I feel.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: But that was not the right way to go about it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I like that. I appreciate it, and that
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: apology will work if we don't have to hear about
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: this anymore. Yes, that's the way I feel about it.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Tamra's apology will work for me one hundred percent if
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: next week we're on to the drama we care about exactly,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: or if we're going to get into the backstory of
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: what happened, or if at some point Gina is going
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: to say, you know what, I'm sorry for bringing up
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: the cheating in the first place. That Rod is on
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: here and now Dar, I'll have many episodes later and
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: they'll talk.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Unless they're actually showing Ryan having sex with someone that
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: he's cheating with, I'm good.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Unless they're going to bring in the person he's actually
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: cheating with with.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Photo evidence, Yes, I'm good. Yes, he is quite good
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: at making a joke about it.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I love that he did that. I love that he
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: made the joke about the dick.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Right, But a lot of the time guys that get
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: themselves in hot water are quite good at making jokes
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: about behaviors. I like that he did that.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yes, Bryan, get him like, you
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? It's like after a while, you're
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: just like, Okay, everybody gets a dick pic, let's go.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like I think I actually would be
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: really funny if he just sent everyone a pick.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I actually because I went over. I went over to
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: the dick pic special Instagram page which talking about needing
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: some followers. That page really needs some so you.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Better help them out, because I was what a dick
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: pic Instagram page.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, they're selling merge that says like d asteris c
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: K or something. I don't I may have it wrong, guys,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: but it's something along those lines. But when I checked,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: it was something under like two hundred and thirty seven followers.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Like my daughter's blocked Instagram, but I don't let anyone
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: follow I think that's more than that she's on the
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: television show. Okay, then, Bryan, would you have partaken and
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: the slipping slide?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Absolutely? And I'm the most non I'm the most non
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: adventurous person ever. But I liked that it was low
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: and that it was wet, and I thought it was
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: a waste of champagne. I feel like water could have
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: done the same thing. But I mean, maybe that's like
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: a rich person thing like I don't know what that's about.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: But we're using a champagne gun to loop up a slide,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: like good champagne. It wasn't even cheap champagne.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, us cooks whatever it is, Corbell, don't be using both.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Exactly. I was like, wait a minute, not the good champagne.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe they wanted to drink it on the way. Just
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: as they go down the slide, tamas tits are out.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: There's all kinds of shit going on there. I was like, okay,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I have seen a.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Lot again, why no matter how, I have to call
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: my girl Tamarra out.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: But this is why I still her.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I just knew those tids were coming out at some point,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: and she just makes it look like of course I'm
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: gonna raise my shirt up and put my tits out
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: like and it just is not even offensive.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: It is like the best thing ever.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Like it's like you're waiting for that to happen at
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: that point, Like I always have nip sleps where mine
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: just like like I'm talking to you and I don't
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: even know it's out, and they're like, oh your breasts.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: And I was at a little concerned, like when you
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: jump on the slip and slide with like especially if
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: you have implants and stuff like you just throw like
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: that would be My only concern would be to position
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: myself somehow to not like throw myself down breast first.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: And it's like, well, I'm gonna tell you a not to.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: So we live right here on the beach in Orange County,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: and I thought it was a great idea to put
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: the slip in slide because like the way the beaches
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: are here, it's like up high and then there's like
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: a divot so or like it goes down. So I
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: put the slip and slide like this, and all the kids,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: because they weighed significantly less than the adults, this worked
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: great for It's like it got them going enough that
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: they had fun.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: And then I decided to take a running dive and
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: I had so much sand.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: In my mouth in my privates and it's captured on video.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Get out, by the way, what's that sand gets in
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: that area?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Good luck? You're taking sand out for days.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: You're picking like you couldn't get it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: Out with a I mean my ear love, like the
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: I needed freaking Emily's waxer to get the sand out
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: of my bix like it was such a shit show.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: So if you think you're a brilliant mother of the year,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: you don't need to then participate in the event that
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: is working for your thirty two pounds four year old. Exactly,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: you waitable quadruple in speed? Great?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, Just for confirmation, Shannon did have on a spinx.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, but I'm not even sure if it was
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: a swimsuit. I think it was just the I know
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: they make spanks swimsuits, but I think it was just
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: the actual spankx I had. I recognized it right away,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: like that is a space. Why we was Shannon in
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: her front yard putting tanner on? Okay, I would have
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: understood this if we were talking spray tan and like
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: maybe she has carpet all in her house and so
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: she needed to get spray tan so that she didn't
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: want to get anywhere. But then I realized it was
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: just tanning makeup. I'm like, what, I know, you got
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: a backyard. Why are we even even outside? Period? I
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: feel like you could have just done it in the bathroom. Personally,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: you couldn't. You could have just stood in your shower
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: and did it shower.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: That would have been a great place but like the
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: front yard, it was that was actually really funny.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: What if they fell down again?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Did you also notice there's another fall.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: In so I didn't notice.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: They clearly have like some kind of balance issue those women.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: But anyway, okay, and I know you guys are going
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: to say that I'm biased right now, but I want
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: to talk about this last scene. And I'd also like
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: to officially give Tamar and Emmy for her outstanding performance
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: as housewife who doesn't have to say a word to
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: get the drama going. Because the Tamra, Shannon, and Vicki
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: meet up, Tamar asks Shannon if she confides in Heather,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: and Shannon says she believes that Heather is a vault.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Tamra makes a face something like this, but obviously they're
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: drinking like their thirteenth shot of tequila.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Right right, Well, anytime you take a sip of anything
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: when someone asks you a question basically means you're dropping,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: dying without drawing. Yah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So, but she kept her word to Emily because
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: she didn't say she found out from Emily. But then Shannon.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Walks over to the production crew, which they're like, just like,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: this is the one time we're getting to eat and
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: just listen to the drama and you guys are being funny,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: like Vicky's bringing her best like.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: But I think the line that Vicky said that killed
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: me was listen, what's in the vault? Is in the vault?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Is in the vault that we need to know.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: A fire.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: It was really good to see Vicky. I like Vicky
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: on the show, but Shannon going over to production and saying,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: my relationship's over. If this comes out now, I need
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: to know, you know what, Vicky? I need to know too,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: what was happening? What was it that she shared with Heather?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: And after seeing the flashback scene from last season.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: With Heather and Shannon, why would she confide in Heather
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: right right of all the people to confide in.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I felt bad for because I was like, man, you know,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: you know it's going all downhill when something gets up
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: and then you don't want to get out there, and
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: once that train gets going, you know it's gonna make
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: it all the way to the reunion style.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, by the end of it, we.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Will have to know what what is happening, and that's
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: just part of sharing your life on the show.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: But at this point, Shannon Ryan should send you flowers.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Thank you, because you just ended my portion.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: We like for Jin and Ryan probably can't even get
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: a seene right now. Oh god, we get way fish
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: They can't even get sea production team over to their
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: house at this point. When that, when that happened, I
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: was like, all cast event right here, right now, and
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna end this episode with saying one thing a
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: little bit controversial coming from me, I would not mind
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: seeing Vicky get her orange back. I was thinking the
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: same thing.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing. So brings like I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: like what she brings.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's just herself.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: She just has She kind of makes sense but doesn't
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. She's funny, she's just been
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: around like we invested, like.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: She's so over the top. The fact that she had
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: multiple tequila shots just ready because she knows that she's
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: gonna be her best if she's a little drunk, like
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: no yourself. She came in hot.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: She understood the assignment. She was like, I haven't been
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: here for a minute, I know exactly how to work
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: the scene.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: And she came in hot by being funny versus mean,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: which I liked. Yes, but also I do have one question, Vicky,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: are you really in crotch the Sundies?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: And I love that for her When she said that,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I actually had to think, actually, don't own a pair.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Of me either.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: And now I'm like, I gotta get. But what I
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: gotta get actually a lot of ship to do.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Now, you have a lot of ship to do.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Before you get on that plane to London, because I
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: can brust you, these eighties rock starts are expecting some
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: patches and some clean wax assholes, so I mean, in
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: tonight's podcast, because you've got business to attend.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: To listen, listen, I gotta go wax my butt. I'll
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: see you next week. I'll wax time too. Or no,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I'll just shave it everyone wants. You won't notice the difference.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: He'll just be so happy it's decently cleaned up. Goodbye,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: good Bye. I love you. I love you,