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King Jehoshaphat's Singing Army · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Excellent. That's all for today.
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  We'll practice at the same time tomorrow.
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  I'm tired of practicing. Excuse me.
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  All we ever do is practice, Sister Mary.
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  When are we going to perform? We Are Good Sister.
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  Mary. We can knock folks Dead with our
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  songs. If you just give us a chance,
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  look, I want to perform just as much as you do.
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  We Can't sing in public unless we get permission from the king.
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  So talk to him. I already have a million times,
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  please. All right.
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  I'll talk to him. Damon Damon.
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  Where is that little demon? Yes, your lowness sir.
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  David, how many times do I have to tell you to quit?
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  Calling me your lowness. You are to address me as your
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  highness but Master, if you think you're so high, how come
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  God is up there? And we're down here, I'll be
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  quiet. I'm working on getting us out of
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  here. But first, we've got to get rid
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  of Jehoshaphat. So he's one of those goody goody
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  love God. Hates sin type of Kings.
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  Yes, I've Heard. Lots of good things about him.
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  It's really turned the nation around.
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  For the better. You didn't eat your naked around
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  with the better. That's why I want to get rid of
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  him Airhead. He's always praising.
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  God makes his helpers obey. God's word.
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  Why can't people just mind their own business instead of trying
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  to cram their beliefs down other people's throats but master god
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  is pleased. When his people influence those
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  around them. I know that Pinhead whose side
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  are you on anyway, I'm on your side Master.
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  You're the greatest you're full of power and wisdom.
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  You alone deserve to sit on the throne of God.
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  I love praise. I hate lying.
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  Now listen up, I've got a special Simon.
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  I need you to do a little spying on Jehoshaphat so I want to know
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  every detail of his reaction. His reaction have you planned
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  some evil event for King Jehoshaphat.
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  Yes, I have Ammon Moab and mount seir have joined their armies
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  together to destroy Jehoshaphat. So and all the people of Judah.
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  How did you get them to join together?
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  Isn't it obvious? I'm Almighty.
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  I'm all powerful. I'm all mouth.
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  Get out of here. You little pipsqueak before I
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  change my mind and send you to the torture chamber.
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  Remember I want every detail. Pardon Me.
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  Oh, King Jehoshaphat yes, coming Sister Mary.
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  How are you? I'm fine King.
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  Jehoshaphat, how's the choir doing?
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  That's why I'm here, actually. They've really gotten good.
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  Uh-huh. That's what you said last time.
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  Well, they've been really good for a long time.
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  Now, if you heard them, you'd fall over dead.
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  They're that good dead. It's just a figure of speech.
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  I don't mean dead. What do you mean?
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  Well, forgive the intrusion O King, it's urgent news.
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  Is it um, Sister Mary forgive me but perhaps you could come back
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  next month after your choir is good enough to entertain people
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  as opposed to knocking them dead.
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  The king that will be all Sister Mary a great multitude of armies
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  from Beyond the Sea or marching. This way, the coming against you
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  to do battle. What why?
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  I don't know who are the Army's moabites ammonites, termites?
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  And there are others. Besides we cannot fight all of
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  Of them. What are your orders?
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  Oh King. I don't know.
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  I must seek God. He will lead us and show us what
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  we must do. I will proclaim a fast in all of
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  Judah. Well, my wife will be glad she
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  won't have to cook dinner. Sister Mary.
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  What's going on trouble? That's what's going on.
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  Did you talk to the king? About what about us singing?
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  Yeah, I tried to talk to him. That was right before he got the
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  bad news, bad news. That's the reason for the fast,
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  huh? Yeah.
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  There's the king O Lord God, you alone rules over the nation's
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  and no one is able to stand. It's to you.
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  You gave us this land and now the ammonites and the moabites
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  have come to invade us. We have no power against them
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  and we don't know what to do. We look to you.
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  Oh god, listen, all you people of Judah and Jerusalem and you
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  King Jehoshaphat thus says the Lord God to you.
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  Do not be afraid because of this Army for the battle is not
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  yours. But Gods tomorrow.
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  Bro, go down against them. You will not need to fight stand
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  and see the salvation of the Lord Hear Me O people of Judah
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  believe in the Lord and you shall be established.
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  Believe His prophets and you shall prosper.
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  Praise the Lord for his Mercy, endures forever, sister.
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  Mary I've been thinking about your choir.
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  Did you tell me they were really good.
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  They are really good sir. Did you say they could knock me
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  dead? That's right.
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  Your highness maybe we could have a little concert after we
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  see the salvation of the Lord today.
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  You know, like a Thanksgiving celebration.
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  I think that's a splendid idea. We will have a feast in all of
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  Judah and then the choir will sing.
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  In the meantime, Sister Mary, I would like your knock him dead
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  choir to lead us on to the battlefield.
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  Uh, don't you think the soldier should go first, do you know
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  just in case I think your choir should lead us in?
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  Praising God, our Deliverer. Is he serious?
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  Very, what are we going to do? We're going to do what the king
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  says. Are you crazy?
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  We could be killed. This is your big break, Sarah.
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  This is what all of us have been praying for.
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  You wanted to perform, praise the Lord, for his Mercy endures
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  forever. Let's knock em dead.
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  Oh, I can't wait until he gets back with a news.
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  I can't stand that Jehoshaphat. So any friend of God is an enemy
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  of mine. I wish I could see the look on
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  his face when he sees all those soldiers.
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  Maybe I should have gone instead of Damon.
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  Oh well, it's probably better for Damon to be there.
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  Maybe now he'll show me the respect I deserve.
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  Master back so soon. You look like you've seen a
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  massacre. Yes, it was a massacre.
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  Yes, I knew it would work. Finally things are going my way
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  again. I haven't felt this good since
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  Adam and Eve ate that fruit. What does Jehoshaphat so look
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  like dead, huh? Oh, he's Dead.
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  Oh I wish I could have been there.
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  Hey, what do you mean? He's not dead.
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  I don't know how to tell you this.
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  Tell me what you said. It was a massacre.
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  Look, when I say Massacre, I mean dead bodies all over the
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  place. What as massacre mean to you?
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  Oh no dead bodies all over the place.
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  Well, there's no way the army of Judah could have defeated my
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  armies. What Exactly happened up there.
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  They were singing praises to God.
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  That's all they did was sing. Then those guys started killing
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  each other for no reason now. Jehoshaphat, and his men are
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  picking her armies Pockets. They're All Dead.
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  Why do bad things always happen to me?
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  Why? You're reaping what you sowed?
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  Maybe this is all your fault. No master.
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  Yes, it's all your fault. Get back here.
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  Oh King. We are honored that you have
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  allowed us to perform for you. It is my pleasure.
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  In fact, I want to apologize to you and your choir.
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  I never believed that this group of young people could do
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  anything really good but I was wrong.
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  Had I known? I would have asked you to
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  perform earlier, please sing. Wait, wait, wait, I have a
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  request. Is there a special song?
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  You want us to do? Sing something?
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