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- 0:00okay so I'm going to go straight to the elephant in the room is the queen geek of the week
- 0:06welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:13Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
- 0:19Things
- 0:23nerdy straight there are you asking us no well I I do well you do get some
- 0:29input okay I final say a lot of the criteria for not being granted geek of
- 0:35the week isn't relevant here she didn't an overdose she didn't commit suicide
- 0:40she that we know of didn't get drunk and drive the car I mean they wouldn't tell
- 0:44us if she did true but I don't see the queen being
- 0:49like a like a heroin fiend or anything CU they don't want you to see no she
- 0:53likes uppers she definitely likes other she likes cows from what I've seen
- 0:58of videos of her that does she she certainly likes horses is that very
- 1:03sweet video of her and they bring some cows in when she's at some sort of
- 1:06festival and she goes cows she does seem like a lovely lady
- 1:11and I think it it's just because I think most people don't really give a [ __ ]
- 1:15whether or not there's a king or a queen but she was likable enough that people
- 1:20tolerated having a monarchy in the 21st century I mean I've seen I've seen a lot
- 1:26of conflicting opinions about all that on on Twitter this week with
- 1:32people ranging from people outright saying [ __ ] her I hope she suffered
- 1:36which is okay that's intense no I'm serious what um because because she's a
- 1:42colonizer and she the monarchy destroy she's largely responsible for
- 1:49decolonizing and for changing the British Empire into the Commonwealth
- 1:54here's the thing I don't know enough about what they mean to even bother
- 1:58trying to talk to them fair enough and you know middleaged white men defending the
- 2:04monchy is probably not going to S quite well under her majesty the
- 2:09Queen the rest of you I don't know um
- 2:12ranging from that to people being like over the top like don't say horrible
- 2:18things about the queen yeah like she was the most beautiful creature and some guy
- 2:23in the news talking about how there's like a there's like a very extreme issue
- 2:27with poverty and and whatnot in the UK right now that's been in the news and
- 2:31they've got some new bill coming in that's um supposed to try to combat that
- 2:35I don't know the specifics but there was just a clip of him saying that obviously
- 2:38this that'll all have to go on hold now given the gravity of the situation with
- 2:42the queen and people were like [ __ ] off why
- 2:49Thee the Queen's sick there is a 10day morning period where you're not allowed
- 2:54to do a whole bunch of random and unusual things but yeah I go into sort
- 2:59of like like a caretaker mode but after that now I watched his Majesty's his
- 3:05majesty the king can we can we just talk quickly about the fact that we have a
- 3:09king now I've never had I'm in shocked that it's Charles I am as well I'm in
- 3:13shocked because I knew it was going to be but no no no but there was a lot of
- 3:17speculation that he was just going to sued completely and pass it on to his
- 3:21son immediately he's the oldest he's the oldest monarch to ever take the
- 3:27throne he's been waiting a long time he's he has been waiting a very long
- 3:31time yeah that's what I reckon too yeah I I don't think he's going to I don't
- 3:34think he's going to keep it for long I think he will pass it on cuz I think
- 3:37also that people like his son better as well yeah and I think he's probably
- 3:40going to slim down the active monarchy as well I think I think it costs
- 3:44something like 80 billion a year um to the British taxpayer to have all of
- 3:51these representatives from the monarchy and and and you really just need a
- 3:55figure head if if that if you're going to do it but ien Flo is the expense of
- 4:00the funeral and the coronation that are about to happen the issues they're
- 4:04having right now it's like come on guys yeah well even if you look like the
- 4:08amount of money that they're spending on Harry who's left who's like I don't want
- 4:12nothing to do with it they're still paying him millions of dollars a year
- 4:15for security and stuff yeah right um yeah Charles did mention
- 4:20Charles his majesty his majesty the King King Charles theii change our coins are
- 4:24going to change did mention that in his speech today um that I watched live um
- 4:29and much like the comments that you saw Matt there was a very wide range of live
- 4:35text coming up on the um yeah from everything to um return the relics you
- 4:41stole from us oh yeah I've seen a lot of that too yeah and and I don't think it
- 4:46was Charles who stole them but who knows who knows Jones that's right yeah yeah
- 4:52bring the ark back there there's one there is one cool
- 4:56thing I really like about the queen is when when she was a teenag
- 5:02during World War II and she was like driving the trucks and that sexy little
- 5:06she was active zipper overalls and she
- 5:09was she was a honey I go on there yeah
- 5:14yeah yeah yeah you know I just realized Matt that you joke about indana Jones
- 5:18but he is definitely an imperialist because that scene in the start of uh
- 5:23the Last Crusade where he's trying to get the cross belongs in a museum
- 5:26belongs in a museum at no point did he go it belongs back with it belongs to
- 5:30the natives of yeah yeah involves belongs to the indigenous people of
- 5:36these lands yeah that's right give me that and taking it back to [ __ ] America
- 5:42MH so look I I think I Think Geek and
- 5:47week yes do we need to assess the geekiness before we Grant this was is
- 5:53there any evidence that she was into Doctor Who or anything like that I'm
- 5:57glad you've asked because we've had a listener who preemptively said I think
- 6:04maybe Luke's going to knock her down on this one and so I don't think he is but
- 6:09I'd like some evidence the cont regardless that I'm glad you brought it
- 6:12up so that I could present Darcy's evidence of her geekiness here's an
- 6:17article that I'm placing in the spreadsheet uh and it's about the video
- 6:22games and consoles that the queen enjoyed the most including she's a
- 6:26console gamer she loved wi sport she L Wii Sports so much that that Nintendo
- 6:32presented her with a 24 karat gold Wii what happens to that
- 6:37now uh I assume it gets returned to the native people of Japan Dan where it came
- 6:41from wow it's beautiful I would love to just sit and watch the Queen Her Majesty
- 6:47the queen constructing her little Wii character her me you know what I mean
- 6:52like just like what where does place this little bar underneath the
- 6:57television does it need to be pointing this way or that we does one stand when
- 7:02one plays the tennis see the reason why I don't think
- 7:06she necessarily would have been super geeky herself but she would stand there
- 7:11and listen and talk to people who are geeky because when you're meeting the
- 7:15queen you have to talk to her and she will engage with you you have to have
- 7:20people ready to talk mhm so I'm guessing
- 7:25she would have met a lot of I'm guessing she would have met a lot of people who
- 7:29were bit geeky and she would have sat there and engaged with them and talked
- 7:32with them so I've heard that she was good with people there's a story that
- 7:36was a video clip that was going around of when she bumped into some American
- 7:38tourists who didn't know who she was and they were asking her oh you live around
- 7:43here and she said oh no I live in London but I have a holiday house over there
- 7:46and it's like oh wow that's so oh yeah that's but yeah like it was always
- 7:52like Yeah from I've heard it's like yeah you talk to her she doesn't talk to you
- 7:55she responds to you it's like women on only fans
- 8:01yeah thank you for the
- 8:05tip $5 for a dick rating on hold on hold on I don't know
- 8:12if we can allow that this is a Majesty we're talking about no no no no no
- 8:17there's a line even I have a line so with the with the we with the
- 8:23fact she would have had to talk to a lot of nerds I think she can get geek awake
- 8:26right all right Her Majesty the queen
- 8:30I didn't realize until today when I read um an article that said we're no longer
- 8:37in the Elizabethan era that we were even in the Elizabethan era was that's what
- 8:42we were officially calling it but of course it was because that's how these
- 8:46things work yeah so are we in the Charon yeah what do we call it now Char ER Char
- 8:52Charan Charan Char
- 8:55ER I would to be Char ER we are in the 20s this is the
- 9:0120s all right yeah when I was young I was always excited for like being in the
- 9:0720s and then the 20s came up and the world went to hell so it was awful it
- 9:10was awful yeah we didn't get to do the Charleston we can do trying to drink the
- 9:16martinis oh yeah oh that's a mountain Jew Luke I hate to burst your bubble
- 9:20it's very early in the morning but my martini glasses arrived I've got my
- 9:24extra drive for moo so it's very early in the morning so he's drinking Mountain
- 9:29Dew yeah yeah that's caffeine I know I know it's just I drank two martinis while I
- 9:35watched um no time to die and my body
- 9:39really really reminded me that um at least a body of my age is not is not
- 9:44meant to consume that level of alcohol time to die than it was when you
- 9:49last drank too much right [ __ ] me at
- 9:529:00 a.m. at the dendi snuck
- 9:58in oh man the dendi last thing I saw at the dendi I think was the tail
- 10:04job classic I I must say though just
- 10:07before we get off the queen no no $5 for
- 10:13before before we move on um for some
- 10:17reason having a queen I never know why you'd pay for it because all they're
- 10:21going to do is go fair to average yeah yeah I do think it no no no
- 10:27I I know why it's it's because these are people who will just send dick pics to
- 10:32anyone and they're sick of not getting a response this way they're sending a
- 10:35dickpic and they're getting a response the these people same people were paying
- 10:38for other people who were just randomly sending their dick to people on Twitter
- 10:42what does it cost I have no idea I just saw that that's a thing yeah oh I know it's a
- 10:48thing but I just I've never looked I've never looked into it I've never gone you
- 10:52know what I want to spend my heart earn money on I mean maybe you could be
- 10:56rating them while you look let me just say for some reason having a queen seems
- 11:02totally normal but having a king makes me feel like I've got to go and get a
- 11:07sword and a horse yes I saw a good TW Charles is now in
- 11:14charge of our days and our Knights and our Knights knights with a K
- 11:20yes okay here we go this is only fans advice this is I guess someone this is
- 11:26on Reddit and I guess this is a person who has an only fans this may seem like
- 11:29a very dumb question but I've been asked to do dick rates and I'm not exactly
- 11:33sure what that entails I assumed it was looking at a picture and rating it one
- 11:35out of 10 after some research I've seen other something SW I don't know what
- 11:41that means say they make new videos oh sex workers okay you should have paused
- 11:46and pretended to think about
- 11:49it so they videos okay so okay so they will review the dick in the nude if
- 11:56someone sends me a dick pick for my rate what am I supposed to do and how much
- 12:00charge go on uh the top answer has been deleted by
- 12:06the here we go I send them an explicit description of what I like about the
- 12:09penis and what I'd do to it and a final rating out of 10 and that's it videos
- 12:14take way more time and cost a lot more of course uh and what do they charge for
- 12:21okay it didn't say I don't think there's like a an industry standard I think it depends on
- 12:28the person H yeah no one's really saying from the look of it I mean this
- 12:34is just a thread on Reddit so that's interesting though there's one
- 12:38way to find out and that's one of well there more than one way to find out only
- 12:42fans I'm not signing up for only [Laughter]
- 12:49fans or we create an only fans the three of us and do on a minute how is that
- 12:54going to help cuz then then we what what we do when someone sends what we'll
- 13:00charge what we think it's worth and then if no one we'll just keep dropping the
- 13:03price until people start we like okay well no one did it
- 13:08until we got down to $5 so I guess $5 is the
- 13:13answer do we have to give a detailed description of what we like about these
- 13:17people's penises though I think that's what it is I think that's what it's for
- 13:20isn't it all right so the Queen Her Majesty Elizabeth II geek of the week
- 13:26GE of the week it's our first I think our first Royal
- 13:33geek of the week probably I don't think there will be another no you don't think
- 13:37you think Charles will live forever or you think no I don't Charles will be not
- 13:43going to it's not going to give it Charles will not be geeking a week
- 13:47Charles I'm not he's he's
- 13:52Charles he is he is that maybe he has a
- 13:55goldplated PlayStation 5 you never know I have a somewhere I have a
- 14:01commemorative Charles and Diana wedding coin coin Wonder that's that he's the
- 14:06king and obviously she has yeah you know passed away quite some time King Charles
- 14:12and the woman that he possibly had murdered I got a shock that camil is
- 14:17actually going to be queen queen consort
- 14:22ah or as Frank on Always Sunny would say she's a ha
- 14:29yeah cuz yeah I got a shot in that cuz I know like yeah normally cuz well Prince
- 14:35Philip didn't didn't have a king we had Prince he remained Prince and I didn't
- 14:39know that and I believe he had to fight for that too I believe that was just Her
- 14:44Majesty's chucking him a bone essentially she didn't have to make him the
- 14:49prince yeah right like he was a prince to begin with shut up you're not going
- 14:54to be king though also be
- 15:03$5 I like it girth [Laughter]
- 15:08um so there's something in here I need Matt to explain to me cuz I didn't read
- 15:12about it or watch it cyber Punk oh I know you would have looked into it so
- 15:17tell me what's happening with cyber Punk there's one thing I do know is they
- 15:21finally took our advice and [ __ ] off the old generation of consoles so I can
- 15:26focus on PlayStation 5 and Xbox series X which should have done day one yes so uh
- 15:32version 1.6 The Edge Runners update Edge Runners is the anime series set cyp Punk
- 15:37world uh that comes out soon so this is The Edge Runners update it's got some
- 15:42tie-ins to that some new gear in it we don't really care about that stuff right
- 15:46that's not that's not what's particularly interesting to us what we
- 15:48care about is yes this will be the last
- 15:52um performance-based update for the old gen consoles right they think they work
- 15:58fine now [ __ ]
- 16:02offy shut up yeah um that's all you're going to get unfortunately um although
- 16:08it I mean I I say I don't I haven't played it on one but the footage they
- 16:11showed looked fine but Y and your mileage may vary so yeah so they're not
- 16:14going to worry about that they're looking forward to the future now
- 16:16improving things on next gen um we have got in this update uh new Miss Also
- 16:22let's but by Next Gen you mean current gen you mean just like not all gen let's
- 16:27be really clear here a few years but no no but in in that offense for some of
- 16:32the people who are still stuck it has been hard to get the new console true I
- 16:36don't know if it still is well the pandemic didn't help with all the chip
- 16:40shortage getting a series X is still hard I think you can get like a series s
- 16:44but getting exit so if they're waiting out for that it's yeah it may not be
- 16:48their fault that they have an upgrade one of the things they they pointed out
- 16:52was that the significant performance updates for the series s so there you go
- 16:56so that's good uh new quests uh from the
- 16:59fixes you know cool um yep some Quest tie in stuff to the anime um one of the
- 17:06biggest things that I'm interested in is you now have the Wardrobe system which
- 17:11is transmog as everyone calls it transmog ification you can look you can
- 17:16wear whatever you want and look a certain way but put new stuff on and get
- 17:20the attributes of it and it won't change what you look like I'm saying so you can
- 17:24wear the stuff that looks cool but actually be using the stuff that is functional
- 17:29that's almost like uh Assassin's Creed
- 17:33Odyssey yeah yeah exactly uh cuz yeah it was annoying when like I I like how I
- 17:39look but I I need this to because especially early in the game you had to
- 17:44dress like ridiculously to get the best stats and it was kind of stupid
- 17:49like so but now yes if you find if you find a jacket you like you can basically
- 17:53just lock it on and like no matter what you and then there's disco alium which
- 17:58is if you want want to do the karaoke well you have to be wearing the kimono
- 18:02and the mesh top and that ridiculous hat God that game so
- 18:09good I need to finish it oh did they talk about DLC yes there is a DLC coming
- 18:15in 2023 it's called Phantom Liberty did they say
- 18:20early 2023 Liberty they did not just said 2023 they did Keanu was back right
- 18:27Keanu Reeves is in it oh okay so pres so I'm thinking that means it takes place
- 18:33earlier in before the final Miss CU depending on you do get that save before
- 18:38the final mission so that that's actually a good way of doing it having
- 18:42that save there yeah cuz he might not be around anymore um and
- 18:48then uh oh God someone says it's the only planned expansion that's not
- 18:53good do you remember when they did the Fallout 3 expansions which had to give
- 18:57you a whole new ending to Fallout 3 yes cuz you died in the original one and
- 19:03then they come out with the DLC and like you survived we got you out of there just in
- 19:09time yeah I'm assuming this just takes
- 19:12place earlier in the game um so yeah so that that's coming out 20 it does say
- 19:18what time or date which is probably for the best just get it right but uh I mean
- 19:23it looked really cool it's got uh you know you it seems like you work for the government
- 19:29it's a bit sad but it is a bit sad that they're saying that it's the only one
- 19:33cuz originally they had a couple PL that's on um polygon I don't know
- 19:39why see
- 19:42only YouTube user Jon Dragneel glad to
- 19:47hear we the future Phantom oh huh all
- 19:52right wait wait who said this
- 19:59okay the a PR director from city project red apparently replied to somebody on a
- 20:06YouTube comment and said glad to hear we sparked your interest as for the future
- 20:10Phantom Liberty is the only planned expansion for cyberpunk 2077 well how I
- 20:15mean it's a YouTube yeah and maybe that's them just saying focus on this
- 20:22it's not even them yeah I I could also see it though because they did have to
- 20:27postpone everything and prob they're proba better focusing
- 20:33resources on the next game to keep doing this but they still want to give back to
- 20:40people not just cancel out right I really it bums me out people don't like
- 20:44it it's so good it's not even that people don't like it I feel like a lot
- 20:48of people didn't give it a chance because of all the drama with the you
- 20:51know the yeah which but that's understandable you can't really blame
- 20:55them when suppose the game was playable for a lot of people yeah like completely
- 21:01unplayable you're right you're right that's just a shame I thought it was
- 21:05fine but I didn't I didn't give it a good enough go either it came out at the
- 21:07exactly wrong time for me and now now my Xbox is in storage so oh yeah good
- 21:13point well anyway long I think that's hopefully not for long and I had to
- 21:17delete all the games off my Mac and I got a call from the IT department saying
- 21:22you um only meant to have work stuff on your work computer and I said no no no I
- 21:26play these games at work and then he was like what no delete
- 21:32them yeah that that that's not that wasn't a good
- 21:37argument So speaking of um PR Departments of game studios having
- 21:43different opinions on games then this is a really bad segue but do you want to talk about
- 21:50prey sure I do so pray not the movie no before anyone gets confused the game and
- 21:56not the old game called prey necessarily
- 22:00either cuz yeah so this caused a bit of confusion so
- 22:05Bethesda put out a game called prey or or who was the [ __ ] developer the
- 22:10original there was a game called prey years and years and years ago and it was
- 22:13a good game it was a great game yeah and they'd always been talk about a sequel
- 22:18to it yeah uh human head Studios made a game called prey back in 2006 and then
- 22:24Bethesda owned the IP rights to it and then Arcane Studios were working on the
- 22:28game that was prey the one that came out a couple years ago in 2017 which is a
- 22:33[ __ ] amazing game if you guys haven't played it which was not called prey
- 22:37during the development no it didn't have a name until quite close to the end and
- 22:41then Bethesda apparently said to them it's called prey by the way and then the
- 22:46the director of it said I prefer it wasn't please don't call it that yeah yeah why are we
- 22:50calling it prey and they said well that's an existing IP that we own so
- 22:54we're just going to call your game that and hopefully get some people to buy it
- 22:58based on the fact that there was a game called prey before yeah thinking it's a
- 23:03it isn't I mean it makes it it makes sense in that it doesn't matter like
- 23:08it's just the name of the game it's not it in no way had anything to do with the
- 23:12previous game and they didn't even pretend that it did yeah like
- 23:16no just stupid bizarre cuz yeah they had talked for ages about making a s pray
- 23:22and one of the ones sounded really cool is like it sounded also like the Star
- 23:26Wars game that was canned as well you're going to be a bounty hunter on alien
- 23:31worlds but you're going to play that same Native American character that was in the first
- 23:37prey you're going to play him but he's now cuz he ended up going to space and
- 23:40you're going to play that same character who's turned into a bounty hunter going
- 23:45around yeah prey was fantastic I'm I'm sad that they didn't want to call it
- 23:49prey but I mean also it doesn't really matter the game's still great it's just
- 23:53it's just kind of a bummer that that you know that's how it ended up with a name
- 23:57that they didn't even want that does happen a lot I know it happens
- 24:01in the film World a lot I don't know yeah for example Die Hard 2 yeah
- 24:08Highlander 2 the unrelated yeah that was [ __ ] bizarre
- 24:13yeah that movies even as a kid I was like what yeah yeah it was great I loved
- 24:18it they're aliens now yeah but well I remember watching on the Q&A podcast um
- 24:25the writer of uh Die Hard with Avengers when he like yeah I wrote a scpt once
- 24:31called with a vengance and then they called me up and they were like oh we
- 24:34going to make you a script he's like great and they're like oh it's now
- 24:37called Die Hard with a Vengeance and it's about the guy from die hard he's like
- 24:42what Oho they did they do that with like all the Die Hard sequels just grab any
- 24:47scrip Dr M I think they do that quite a lot to be
- 24:53honest well it works I like the Die Hard series sometimes it works I liked it to
- 24:59a point I like the first three yeah yeah didn't have
- 25:05um Justin Long Justin Long Kevin Smith
- 25:09as as his son or something yeah
- 25:13no boyfriend oh okay right and Kevin Smith is in it as well before they had
- 25:19their falling out he's the it nerdy guy that hacks for him oh they had a falling
- 25:25out cuz of that movie he was in cop cop cop out yeah that's right I forgot about that
- 25:32yeah when uh but and that's when he started just I think that that was
- 25:36because that's when he started phoning it in yes for
- 25:41films yes yeah when Bruth Willis doesn't like your movie you know your movie is
- 25:47garbage I love it though there are so many of those um schlock ones that he
- 25:53made 10 in a day um still yet to come out you know and they're just going to
- 25:59be rolling them out I saw a trailer for one the other day and I was like this
- 26:03looks awful yeah I can't wait to see it some of them are awful and some of them
- 26:09are awful in a good way they are a bit hit and
- 26:14miss yeah sometimes n of them are good it's like you know like the room is
- 26:18funny like it's so bad that it's good but then sometimes that doesn't work
- 26:23sometimes it's just bad yeah or like um something like um Sam cop which is like
- 26:29you couldn't make that if you tried you have to have failed to make a movie to
- 26:33make a good movie like that right like it's just so bad that it's
- 26:38good yeah [ __ ] I watched our time cop yesterday with Mark
- 26:44hell van van oh what's the wrong with my Hamill where he travels back in time
- 26:50time I thought it was I don't know oh never mind is Mark haml in time
- 26:55to no I got to see what this is I don't remember going back for memory time cop
- 27:01is about in the future somebody invents time travel but somebody uses it to
- 27:06basically go back and Rob people in the past and vanam cuz he wants to become
- 27:10president yeah vanam is a Time cop which means he goes back in time to catch
- 27:15future criminals in the past I remember watching this at the cinema when it came
- 27:20out it's ridiculous okay the movie I'm thinking of is time runner which is an
- 27:25action movie that I watched when I was a kid hang on let me paste it in the show
- 27:30notes down the bottom it's now I'm not I don't remember it very well I remember
- 27:36that I liked it at the time except there was one bit that always used to piss me
- 27:40off with it or just annoyed me he's a bit where he's in a shootout and he just
- 27:45blindly turns around and jumps out the window as the truck that his friend is
- 27:51driving goes past the window and even as a kid I was like how the [ __ ] did he
- 27:54know that truck was going to be
- 27:57there mhm yeah anyway great great is is it that yeah during the Unstoppable
- 28:03alien invasion of 2022 one man flees through a wormhole to
- 28:091992 in hopes of changing the future but attempt after attempt is made by someone
- 28:14there to catch and kill him oh it's the director of possession which I didn't
- 28:19mind back in the day is that the Sam Neil one cuz like nothing happens in
- 28:23except a woman slowly goes insane and Sam Neil's like [ __ ] what is happening
- 28:30so do you know that I I found out this week that Sam Neil considers himself a
- 28:35farmer and a wine maker as his profession who does a couple of Acres as
- 28:42a hobby yeah right yeah he owns a farm in
- 28:48New Zealand and he Farms there most of the time and occasionally if there's a
- 28:53script he likes he goes either to Australia or America and makes a film
- 28:57and then goes back to his farm right well that's that's it for Mark Hamill
- 29:01news you know who I really liked back in the day um and then didn't really like
- 29:08but feel I might start liking again is Brendan
- 29:12Frasier yeah yeah this is this a heartwarming story I lik him then he
- 29:17just went away but then did find out had a terrible time unfortunately he didn't
- 29:21just go away he was driven away yeah yeah like that's the thing like we
- 29:26didn't know at the time it's just sort of and then he when he came out and
- 29:30explained why oh he literally got sexually
- 29:35assaulted and driven out of Hollywood when he tried to complain about it but
- 29:40he as a man was like I can't [ __ ] tell anyone that happened no one what
- 29:44are they going to do just laugh at me so which is awful so I'm happy that he
- 29:48is coming back now he got a six minute standing ovation well the film he's in
- 29:53got a six-minute standing ovation and you know why 6 minutes sounds like a
- 29:58long time but the French love to stand and ovate at the end of their [ __ ]
- 30:02movies an armus apparently got a 14-minute standing ovation after blonde
- 30:07this week and I really think if you're standing up there accepting a clap at at
- 30:13the 14 minute Mark you're like please this is just really awkward for me now
- 30:17it's like happy birthday on repeat well there's a there very uh very
- 30:24wholesome video of you know everybody stands up he's clapping and he's not
- 30:27standing up cuz he's like well I'm in the movie so for me yeah yeah and then
- 30:31he just kind of you see he's sobbing and getting emotional and it's just nice cuz
- 30:36it's you he was a big star and then he got basically [ __ ] and he was he was a
- 30:41big star because I thought I mean he was kind of a teen heart throb when he was
- 30:45doing movies like enom man man and uh in that era and then he sort of went on to
- 30:50like The Mummy Trilogy that really appealed to our generation where I mean
- 30:55the mommy was the ultimate action movie of the '90s yeah I mean now I look back
- 30:59and I'm like oh God but at the time no I think the first mummy movie is still
- 31:02pretty good I liked the second one too though D yeah I think I thought the
- 31:07second I loved it when that like Arab gu is like I call
- 31:12shotgun like it it's just a a silly it's a serious it's sort of serious and jokey
- 31:17it's sort of it's that combination that's just quite fun sort of makes fun
- 31:20of itself yeah also the best ride at Universal Studios is The Mummy ride and
- 31:25the best thing about it is him on the uh on the video screens throughout he's
- 31:30very funny he's a I'm gonna ask am I gonna like his new movie though the
- 31:35whale probably not it doesn't sound I don't even know if I'll like it I watch
- 31:39the trailer and it doesn't look great but then again it's aronovsky he has
- 31:43never let me down yet so I just I forgot it was aronowski and I can definitively
- 31:49state that Luke will not like it no in fact did you watch mother I was say Luke
- 31:55would be like oh mother what's mother which mother with Jennifer Lawrence and
- 31:59uh he's asked what Mother's about would you give him a little bit of a
- 32:03synopsis mother is the um the story of the
- 32:08Bible as if but as told at a really awkward house
- 32:13party yes oh no I've seen a different
- 32:20mother DIN and I saw mother and we literally by the end were the only
- 32:26people left in the theater I it and it not only got up and left and
- 32:32made a comment about it too like [ __ ] the [ __ ] is happening like this garbage
- 32:37got up and left yeah it's an old movie it's a very and the baby obviously d
- 32:42drove the final few away be with the baby MH mhm but aronowski likes to do
- 32:47that he made some pretty like uh oh no it wasn't mother I watched I watched I
- 32:51am mother oh okay that's certainly seems more up your I was about to say I bet
- 32:56it's about a robot yeah yeah this is
- 33:00robot no but even his Noah which I wasn't going to see cuz I didn't really
- 33:05give a [ __ ] about movies about Noah and then one day Matt when we still lived in
- 33:09Orbin we had that cinema around the corner I just went in the middle of the
- 33:12day and I was the only one in the cinema and I watched it and like he gets these
- 33:17you told me he got Giants and stuff in it yeah he gets these giant rock
- 33:20monsters to build the ark for him and I'm like huh I don't remember this yeah
- 33:24cuz I remember you you said that and I was like maybe I should see it and you
- 33:27were like well now yeah and the the reason that God um kills humanity is
- 33:33because they're eating all the animals but nowhere in his family of vegetarians
- 33:37so he's like you guys are fine you guys are okay I didn't know that either yeah
- 33:41I maybe I should watch this movie it sounds it's pretty interesting it's
- 33:44pretty interesting it's Russell Crow right it's Russell crow in a trench coat
- 33:49like a prehistoric trench coat and Emma Watson right she's in it
- 33:54yeah yeah she is herione and Anthony is in there and uh the main antagonist
- 34:01other than God is um uh what's that real
- 34:06Geer from London uh who's in all the VIN
- 34:12British movies not Vinnie Jon the other
- 34:14one who's not Vinnie Jones oh not Bob
- 34:19Hoskins the guy who looks like a large Bob Hoskins I know who you mean I know
- 34:24you know who I mean right yeah [ __ ] not one of
- 34:29the hold on corbits the big Corbit looks like him as well you know what I mean
- 34:34yeah they've got that look that Geer look um yeah yeah Noah what's his name
- 34:38I'll say it and everyone will go oh yeah I know who you
- 34:42mean no can't even
- 34:47type I've stopped being able to type on
- 34:51this [ __ ] iPad keyboard movie Ray
- 34:56Winstone oh okay oh yeah yeah this
- 35:01guy apparently Nick n is also in it and I don't remember him being in there but
- 35:05he's in there there you
- 35:11go well don't check out don't watch any of those movies luk you'll hate them
- 35:15yeah that really do not sound like they're for me no I'm going to go watch
- 35:20time runner though yeah time runner sounds excellent for sure I I I want to
- 35:25watch that again yeah I'm going to have to go to India though because it's not
- 35:29on any streaming service and it's not available for purchase on Xbox yeah I
- 35:34don't know if I can go to India on my
- 35:38work I would advise not to do you guys hear about this [ __ ]
- 35:44Harry Styles spitting on Chris Pine thing I don't know what I heard I heard
- 35:47that there was like did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine I'm like I don't know
- 35:51ask him why Why We Video I mean it looked like maybe he did but but there's
- 35:55more to it than that too and then I was like ah you know what I don't care about
- 35:57any of but like is this in a movie or what what so okay list is correct me if
- 36:03I'm wrong I don't I I I got board looking into this right so I was like oh
- 36:07Florence Pew I like her so the the movie Chris Pine's in that movie with Florence
- 36:12Pew Florence Pew's mad Olivia wild Olivia wild directed it sorry I'm
- 36:17skipping around directed by and this is also the movie is it that Shila Buff got
- 36:22fired from correct replaced with Harry Styles okay so Olivia Wild
- 36:28fired shy La buff allegedly MH then Chris Pine dick no Harry Styles got
- 36:35brought on board Chris Pine was in it Florence Pew was in it
- 36:38apparently Florence Pew and Olivia wild had a falling out turns out maybe that's
- 36:44because uh Olivia wall is now with Chris Pine and was with Harry
- 36:49Styles oh and and during production just kind of ditched Harry Styles
- 36:55and correct me if I'm I don't I don't know this is this is what I think I've
- 37:00gathered uh Florence Pew didn't like that is now refusing to do any press for
- 37:04the film on the basis that she just doesn't like wild anymore why why
- 37:09haven't I been [ __ ] this director has [ __ ] the entire cast but me and then
- 37:13there's now allegations or not allegations now people are saying that
- 37:16apparently um because Olivia wild was so enamored with Chris Pine and they were
- 37:19[ __ ] around Florence Pew directed most of the movie although who knows if
- 37:23that's true um so she did a j Weeden is what you're saying
- 37:28so but anyway there's just all this drama and it all came about because I
- 37:31was like this video of of and it I mean it does look like so you're saying Harry
- 37:35Styles gets dumped by Olivia wild for Chris Pine and then goes and spits on
- 37:40Chris Pine that's the story at some at some event for the film yeah they're all
- 37:44sat there Olivia Wild's on one side Chris Pine's in the middle Harry Harry
- 37:48st's seat is on the other side of Chris Pine and it does look like he walks up
- 37:53gives a spit on him and then sits down Chris Pine goes and gives like a look
- 37:57like what' you do that for or incredulous look yeah yeah yeah and
- 38:03and then Harry Styles and Chris Pine have both come out and said that's not
- 38:06what happened but they haven't said what did happen so I don't
- 38:11know like I said I I was like oh God this is just too complicated and I don't
- 38:17care yeah I'm sort of like Get over yourselves
- 38:22people I mean look I'm starting to not like celebrities really drama I guess I
- 38:28get that right if that really happened fine but like oh God it's what I got to do with the
- 38:33movie yeah and also can can she just go I'm not going to do the Press tour now
- 38:39like well that's your job so we're not going to pay you now I think when your
- 38:43Florence Pew you can't I don't know where's go look we're
- 38:49going to dock you $500,000 she's got a lot of I don't know that she needs
- 38:54it here it is here it is yeah oh you wish Matt you wish he
- 39:00does no I don't like her in that way I just think I mean again I I don't know
- 39:04her should for stards it doesn't look like he spat on him it looks like he
- 39:09spat at his feet right before he sat
- 39:13down but look it landed but then they yeah but then he looks at it but then he
- 39:18looks at Harry like you dirty bastard like yeah it does look like something
- 39:23happened right yeah but it it looks like
- 39:28something speal happened it looked like something funny was happening like a
- 39:33joke well like if Luke came and SP before he sat down i' be like Luke are
- 39:37you faking an Audi what's going on yeah but then just with the context it's
- 39:43like I guess people are just running with it so anyway I just there bunch of
- 39:48[ __ ] she's single now Mt have we talked about this who who lawence
- 39:53Pew look I just she just seems cool right no no I'm not interested Florence
- 39:59I'm sorry go across the hall [ __ ]
- 40:06go me no I just saw know what I like from the stuff I've seen her in she
- 40:10seems fun and nice you know what I like about her is there's those uh I forget
- 40:14those videos where people do um uh it's like a English breakfast
- 40:20thing right cuz she's British right I think any Taylor J one she's British
- 40:23they get British people to do explaining British meals and it was all like stuff
- 40:27that they typically and and Florence Pew was just CU she's not like a dainty a
- 40:33lady girly girl she was just like oh [ __ ] yeah give me these [ __ ] baked
- 40:37beans and and sausages she was just like yeah [ __ ] yeah I was like she's cool
- 40:43she doesn't give a [ __ ] so she's allowed to come and stay at your house who did
- 40:47we who did we already agree was staying at your house last mat at my house yeah
- 40:52remember we had agreed that some celebrity was allowed to come and stay at your
- 40:55house on a pre right us FL Pew could definitely come
- 41:00come yeah no she seems cool we have the worst memory we do I know I do was it
- 41:05one of the doctor whoos was it Matt Smith is Matt Smith allowed at your
- 41:08house I feel like Matt Smith would be allowed he seems cool yeah he seems all
- 41:12right I mean Lance Hendrickson's allowed over definitely that's an open
- 41:16invitation welcome stay over yeah is
- 41:20shil buff allowed to stay at your house it depends I feel like that could go one
- 41:26of two could be the most fun you've ever had or both andly it depends on what kind of
- 41:33mood I'm in not even necessarily what kind of mood right and it would be one
- 41:37until suddenly it was the other you know and then you would suddenly wish you
- 41:41hadn't invited him don't you don't know me then you don't know have have either
- 41:46of you seen Midsummer yes I have seen oh that's I I I haven't but I know what it
- 41:51is watch it I've seen it and that's a movie that would generally not be for me
- 41:56yeah I'm surprised that's from the director of uh it is it
- 42:00from the director of that movie yes that was a good movie yeah well if you like
- 42:05that you like this yeah yeah all right I I came in about three about a quarter of
- 42:11the way Hannah was watching it right well I mean you just you just missed a
- 42:15bunch of kids going let's go on a road trip to this cool fun place which is how
- 42:19most kind of horror movies that genre start oh it's I wouldn't say this is a
- 42:24horror movie yeah it's Chainsaw Massacre if the instead of a house of freaks it
- 42:30was just a like a flower cult cult but also just as Killy yeah I no will [ __ ]
- 42:35you first kind of like that yeah they'll sleep with you first
- 42:41oh good he's not interested Luke he doesn't like her that
- 42:45way she's coming across the hall yeah I don't want to give her the wrong idea
- 42:50yeah that's all it is yeah no Matt just thinks you're you're cool he's not like
- 42:55in definely think she's you I just yeah exactly let's hang out have a full
- 42:59English breakfast is that how you also feel about Anya Taylor Joy or would you
- 43:03give her one no about the same ex I don't think she
- 43:08she wouldn't eat it look at the size of it the food the English breakfast the
- 43:14English breakfast Yeah dance face L you got dance face he's filthy no I think
- 43:21she'd want to eat it she wouldn't be able to look at it with both eyes at the
- 43:25same time though you'd have to defeated to her from a 45° angle that's not nice
- 43:30she's pretty no it's not nice it's not nice but she's got to live with it
- 43:37so um speaking of uh of hippies and flower Cults and whatnot do you guys
- 43:44hear about Burning Man burning man's back that's a little bit mmer reminds me
- 43:49the Burning Man of the wi we don't hear much about burning man here Wick man
- 43:54I've got time for burning man so so the the the what's it Midsummer from what
- 43:59I've heard about it similar to The Wicker man which reminds me of yeah yeah
- 44:03yeah so Burning Man is is a festival in the desert in fact people mistakenly
- 44:07thought we were going there Dan if you recall Frisco is this your first burn
- 44:11what because just cuz we have in the military surplus store buying a bunch of
- 44:16stuff yeah yeah um so burning man's back it's not been on because of Co I didn't
- 44:23know it went away but fine yeah I think I think Co I actually thought it went
- 44:26away years ago and I mean like preco I thought it just did I tell you about the
- 44:32[ __ ] cab driver who started telling me about burning man and then went on so
- 44:36and I faked interest just to stop the or and then in the end he gave me a CD that
- 44:42he burned a a slideshow of pictures of him at Burning Man and he was like you'll enjoy
- 44:48this he just had it on him had it on him just and I'm like you sure you want
- 44:54to give me this he's like I've got more I can burn another copy at home it
- 44:59reminds me of I won't say who it was but a friend of our mutual friend of ours
- 45:02who got uh cab ride in um in a Australian city I might say that way it
- 45:07is might give it too much away anyway just the city his C driver was it Perth
- 45:13yes yes I was like how can the city Give It Away wait a minute I know well now
- 45:17you yeah see now you know who it is I think you would have figured it out
- 45:20anyway anyway chatting to this cab driver about Star Trek right mhm they're
- 45:24both big Star Trek fans and then anyway gets to the destination and then the guy
- 45:30gives him his guy writes his phone number Vis paper he says hey if you want
- 45:32to hang out and have dinner or something and then
- 45:36which again like it was just not that kind of conversation like it was just a
- 45:42casual we're having a cab ride kind of thing like they both clearly got
- 45:46different yeah like feedback on how how good of friends they were at this point
- 45:52kind of thing like yeah yeah my favorite I don't know like we've got stuff in
- 45:57common we're chatting yeah plus if you live in Perth you might be the only guy
- 46:02who likes Star Trek so if you me someone else you'd be like look this might be
- 46:07presumptuous can we please hang out because I don't have any friends yeah I
- 46:12don't get to talk about this if I bring it up I get made fun of like yeah can
- 46:17yeah anyway the person um person in question was mortified
- 46:22because Reas anyway burning man was on again uh uh and everyone had a great
- 46:29time I guess until they tried to leave so this is just everyone leaving at the
- 46:34same time I assume right I would plan to stay an extra day and it surprised me
- 46:40too because you're literally in the [ __ ] desert right like I don't see
- 46:43how can this happen but then again I was then I was remembering like when we
- 46:47drove when we were in the desert and we drove through Nevada yeah and it was
- 46:51just single Lane yeah you know or sorry double lane you know like I me it's not
- 46:56like Direction traffic it's not a desert where you could just yeah drive like Mad
- 47:01Max next exactly yeah but then no matter where they're going though they will end
- 47:06up cuz they got 15 Lanes leaving but it doesn't matter how many lanes you have
- 47:10they all have to end up filtering into something one or two lanes sort of like
- 47:15like Paramount Road in Sydney exactly you can add as many lanes to that
- 47:18[ __ ] M4 as you want guys yeah but you're going to get to those two lanes
- 47:23and it's going to stop and yeah and that's what's happened here so yeah if I
- 47:26was that burning me I probably plan to stay an extra day or two cuz it's the
- 47:29desert who cares well even if you tried to leave you technically would have
- 47:34stayed an extra day because some people waited 14 hours in traffic just to get
- 47:39out of there this this just reminds me of people who stand up in Planes oh when
- 47:44the plane the second the plane lands and people jump up it's like getting ready
- 47:47and then they stand at why not just sit you're not going anywhere I felt the
- 47:52same about that until I got older and now sometimes I'm like I just want to
- 47:57stand please let me stand especially I told you guys had that rough flight into
- 48:02um oh yeah into New Jersey and I felt really ill and then once the as soon as
- 48:06I could I just really wanted to stand up and oh no no I think there's a
- 48:10difference between standing and standing up and getting all your stuff ready yeah
- 48:14or just trying to get one or two places ahead by like wedging yourself in it's
- 48:19like your shoulder in there yeah yeah it's like standing yeah standing is fine
- 48:24it's the yeah standing up getting ready to leave I'm not a fan of like just wait
- 48:28until the doors open and then go y um evidently there was also a massive
- 48:35dust storm so this just sounds like a complete write off of a weekend
- 48:41yeah look I'm sure if you're into taking drugs in the desert and not showering
- 48:45for several days and watching pirate Technics this might actually be quite
- 48:48cool I just as as a man in his mid-40s couldn't think of anything worse I mean
- 48:53clearly people love this just doesn't doesn't sound very appealing to
- 48:58me yeah this person sent up their drone took a great photo and they said people
- 49:03love to compare Burning Man The Burning Man aesthetic to Mad Max The Exodus from
- 49:07Camp is the most Mad Max I've felt all week 5 hours now 5 hours in two more
- 49:12until I reach the exit gate wow so that's uh yeah 7 hours in traffic no
- 49:17thanks now I do I do have a particular hatred for traffic I assume everybody
- 49:22does but there's there's literally nothing that makes me sadder and angrier
- 49:27and just hate the world more than
- 49:30traffic I will leave a concert early yes avoid the traffic yes I will leave a
- 49:36concert before the Encore are they doing an encore I'll go now I'll go now
- 49:40exactly yeah depending on who it is yeah um I can't imagine this I I would
- 49:47have just abandoned my car and just run home or something I I don't know this
- 49:50through the desert yeah yeah I like this uh comment here actually and that's a
- 49:55fair point anti consumerism while driving in a $100,000 motor
- 50:00home mhm yeah Fair America they are very they are expensive something you guys
- 50:07should watch if you haven't is the Sandman yeah I will is it
- 50:13good yes it's [ __ ] excellent okay in fact good good I am I was hoping it was
- 50:20loving it yeah yeah well I mean Neil Gaiman has been approached to make this
- 50:25for decades now and he's always said no because the pitch has never been any
- 50:30good and then this this time he went yep make it you got me yeah I've seen people
- 50:36complaining about it uh what are they just complaining that
- 50:41there are black people in it because that's the biggest complaint I yeah I
- 50:44wondered that so I I I guess I should say I've seen that that people are
- 50:47complaining about it I've been avoiding what they're saying because I didn't
- 50:50want to I mean I've read the comics but it's been a long time and I didn't
- 50:53apparently this is this veers off in various ways so I think they could still
- 50:57potentially spoil you yeah and I mean and yes uh the character of death is
- 51:01black in this and you know what it doesn't make a [ __ ] [ __ ] of
- 51:04difference yeah you know why not a human being complaining about stuff an atherial
- 51:11character yeah does it just doesn't matter um she's great in it she's
- 51:16fantastic sure like get get over it like [ __ ] whatever um so I'm not quite
- 51:21sure what they're mad about it's great I I don't want to say too much but I think watch
- 51:27it I will I absolutely will sorry that was Twitter trying to show video I might
- 51:32watch it when I finished rings of power uh which is also good and I'm also
- 51:37enjoying I haven't started that yet um but I will cuz I promised someone that
- 51:43the Queen's last words were elves aren't black yeah that's the thing I there's a
- 51:50lot of black people in this and as you know when a black person stars in a show
- 51:54um you know people get upset they get very very upset I've SE and I don't know
- 52:00if this is a joke yet cuz I didn't want to look into it because of the previous
- 52:02thing but people have been as far as I can tell unironically having a go at
- 52:06Neil giman about rings of power they have they have been what what is that
- 52:11about and I saw even Michael even Michael Sheen like tweeted and said if
- 52:15you don't like the way that Neil gaimon wrote Lord of the Rings you off yeah
- 52:22that's right yeah yeah well it's I I think it's because a
- 52:27people also get confused with the other show that people feel black people have
- 52:32the no right to be in which is sandman which he did right but also Neil gaman
- 52:38is a huge tolken fan and everyone would he saw rings of power before anyone else
- 52:44did and came out and all the actual Talking fans were like please tell me if
- 52:47it's good because if Neil giman says it's good it's probably good and he gets
- 52:52he came out and said guys it's very good so um also so engaging with them as far
- 52:57as I can tell as if they did WR it cuz he's yeah cuz he's hilarious CU you
- 53:02would absolutely yeah yeah I know shut up just watch the TV shows you want to
- 53:08watch don't watch the TV shows you don't want to watch it's literally as simple
- 53:11as that I watched the um I watched the episode of Magnum PI this week that has
- 53:15um aors and wells in it greatest bit of Television I've ever seen in my life I
- 53:20can't yeah people just need to realize that not every piece of media is made
- 53:24directly for you as soon as you accept that you'll be happier it's not even
- 53:28that it's it's like it's not May well because they put a black person in it
- 53:31like what the [ __ ] who cares [ __ ] oh breaks the immersion of the fantasy
- 53:36world yeah what are you talking about because actually not realistic what's
- 53:39not realistic the elves the dwarves the no no no it's black I'll stop you there
- 53:44dwarves are real dwarves are real they exist um
- 53:50the when tolkin wrote Lord of the Rings he particular he specifically wrote it
- 53:57to be multi-racial like he he didn't say these people are black these people are
- 54:01white but he he wrote different languages for all of them different
- 54:05Customs he wanted them to be completely separate species of beings like to say
- 54:11you can have that but you can't have a variety of skin colors within one race
- 54:18yeah it just does it just doesn't matter it just didn't matter get over it oh and
- 54:23I think actually now yeah there are other things about Sam that probably
- 54:26annoy people but you know what I don't care just shut up doesn't matter shut
- 54:33up so rings of power is good I'm enjoying it I'm not well I
- 54:39enjoy past 10 minutes well the first 10 minutes are great if you if you like the
- 54:43first 10 minutes keep going if you don't I've been told I have to watch the first
- 54:4610 minutes into it we're going to do it today it's so
- 54:51non-committal yeah if you like the first 10 minutes keep watching I've been told
- 54:55I have to watch first 10 minutes Dan I'm not that's right not discuss else yeah
- 55:01that's right next week you'll hear my review on the first 10 the first
- 55:0810es I I did say I'm not a Lord of the Rings fan I just it's not for me
- 55:14yeah well in fact it wasn't for her either diverse we weren't it wasn't for
- 55:19the person who was bullying you and in fact when I told her that a lot of
- 55:22people weren't watching it because there were people of color in it she went
- 55:26really really that black elf is the only reason I watched
- 55:30it apparently there's a there's a hot black elf okay then but people are upset that
- 55:36he's black yeah so yeah as they're masturbating and hating themselves yeah
- 55:43I don't get it I really don't I mean if you're racist maybe that makes
- 55:48sense I I guess so I guess but what is there is there a is there an you can
- 55:54analog to this understand yeah but that's what I mean like we're not
- 55:58racists so we don't understand why people don't like seeing black people in
- 56:01TV shows is there something we really hate like if if there was a Nazi in this
- 56:08a race you're asking me come on guys come on there's got to be some people
- 56:13that we hate no but then you know what I mean like who do who do we hate like
- 56:18what what if they said they'd cast a pedophile in it would we be like H I
- 56:22don't want to watch this got a pedophile different yeah well
- 56:26and and to be clear I'm not saying black people are like pedophiles I'm trying
- 56:31I'm trying to come up with a way to add that I I don't think anyone thought you
- 56:37mostly it was in case Luke thought I was implying that cuz sometimes
- 56:42I click click click click click is clicking
- 56:48furiously they arrive tomorrow can I change the subject and tell you about
- 56:52something that I actually quite enjoyed yes it's not got to do with anything racial or any
- 56:58anything controversial so when I was
- 57:02when I was 8 years old 1988 to be exact I was watching an episode of BTN behind
- 57:08the news do you guys remember this remember that yeah MH what's a name yep
- 57:15yeah news for kids and they used to make us watch it at school and um and then
- 57:20sometimes talk about or write about stories we saw anyway I saw something on
- 57:25that one episode episode in 1988 on a thing that was apparently coming out
- 57:29soon called virtual reality oh um which
- 57:35turned out not to be coming soon I was obsessed I was obsessed with it all my I
- 57:40just was I wanted it so bad I wanted nothing more in the '90s in a Whole
- 57:45Decade past before I saw anything that was even close to what I remember the
- 57:51first time I did VR was at the quicks they had this they had two set
- 57:58time me and you got to go and have a go and
- 58:03you got to stand there shooting things and looking like an idiot and how was
- 58:08it it was [ __ ] yeah all the ones as well but then I also tried it probably once
- 58:14or twice in the 2000s still [ __ ] once or twice in the 2010s still [ __ ] what are
- 58:20you doing where's my 1988 BTN so my
- 58:24nephew well my wife's nephew turned 12
- 58:28this month gets himself the Oculus for his birthday cuz that's what kids get
- 58:34for their birthdays now evidently I put it
- 58:37on this is it this is this is BTN 1988 this is the VR I was promised I had to
- 58:44wait 30 years but this is really good now I haven't looked into what games are
- 58:51available so I don't know how often I'd play this all I played last night with
- 58:55the novelty game like gorilla tag and this one where you hold lightsabers and then it's
- 59:01essentially yeah that um you know all I played when I did have my VR was I just
- 59:08played poker strip poker strip po it was
- 59:13yeah but you buy you spend 2,000 on an a
- 59:16Neo next and play Pac-Man so I I started playing something else on
- 59:23it the other day I started playing Wolfenstein the old one from 1993 you've
- 59:27gone from 82 to 93 that's a no the no
- 59:31the new one one of the ne ones yeah
- 59:35yeah um somebody has done a a mod a doom mod called wolf and dune and they've
- 59:41made they've made their own Wolfenstein story in the Doom engine and it looks
- 59:47great and it's free and I really want to play dostein it's not actually called
- 59:52dostein it's called wolf Doom wolf and doom no no no it's it's hold on hold on
- 59:58oh no I I saved it oh no no hold on I saved it hold on I'll tell you what it's
- 1:00:02called it's called no I am looking forward I because the headset that I got
- 1:00:06was one of the original ones and it wasn't it didn't it was slightly off and
- 1:00:12you had the setup was a lot different like you had to have the sensors set up
- 1:00:16around the room if they weren't in exactly the right position but now I
- 1:00:20don't think you need the Sens it's all just a headset no you just put the you
- 1:00:23put the headset on you you got the two little controllers in your hands like a
- 1:00:26um the first time you use it if you're going to use it in the same room you map
- 1:00:30out where the furniture is and then it just removes those from the game so that
- 1:00:34you don't wander off um and then it's just full emergent it's really cool I
- 1:00:38mean I like I I it I can't imagine playing like [ __ ] s beat saber was
- 1:00:45good enough like what if they do Skyrim like you'll never see me you will never
- 1:00:50see again you can already play Scar well I'll see you guys I'm I'm I'm off I'm off to buy
- 1:00:56yeah there's already Skyrim and Fallout in VR then here we go farewell it's all
- 1:01:03over forever um it's called blade of Agony by the way um the Wolfenstein Doom
- 1:01:08mashup and it looks excellent and it's for free online so you should play
- 1:01:13it um PC get one yeah I guess I'm going to have to
- 1:01:18get one as well about 650 bucks I I checked last night yeah which seems
- 1:01:24really so these are the ones that run on their they don't need the computer
- 1:01:27correct 400 bucks here yeah so that's about 650 actually it's a bit more I'd
- 1:01:33say 650 is actually probably a good deal if it's 400 American yeah maybe I'll
- 1:01:38pick one up when I'm there maybe you
- 1:01:42should you got virtual
- 1:01:48reality oh hopefully JB highi yeah also
- 1:01:53in the after party as well yeah the in [ __ ] ages oh you we'll go to one
- 1:01:58we'll go to one they're still good they're still good yeah they are I still
- 1:02:03get asked if I work there yeah where's this cuz you look like you're work I
- 1:02:09still help them yeah yeah you still know
- 1:02:13yeah what are you doing you going to come to the Afterparty patreon.com
- 1:02:18multip nerdgasm $5 a months gets you a hug from Luke $10 a month gets you into
- 1:02:22the Afterparty where you can get more than a hug
- 1:02:26get a back rub yeah yeah I'll do that back of your dick well that that that
- 1:02:31cost more $5 for a dick rating the back of my dick
- 1:02:37rug just the back no point in doing that very few places on my dick are actually
- 1:02:42all that sensitive really Luke knows them all that's all
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